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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: back to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always
- 0:30Speaker 1: so much for tuning in. Oh, do you have a
- 0:33Speaker 1: sweet tooth? Do you have an ailment? Do you feel
- 0:36Speaker 1: that your life could be a bit more hale, attle
- 0:38Speaker 1: bit more hearty? If so, this maybe the episode for you.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Shout out to our number one snake oil salesman, our
- 0:46Speaker 1: super producer, Mr Max Williams. Give him a hand, give
- 0:51Speaker 1: him a patent medicine. Max only sells the good stuff.
- 0:55Speaker 1: He sells the good stuff. Yeah, I don't know what
- 0:57Speaker 1: what I think about being called a snake oil salesman
- 0:59Speaker 1: right here? Well, how about a prevor sweetness. How about
- 1:04Speaker 1: we call you the Ridiculous History candy man, Willie Wonka
- 1:09Speaker 1: style candy man, not the horror film kidney man, purveyor
- 1:12Speaker 1: of quality remedies. I'll Tony Todd, the marvelous Tony Todd,
- 1:18Speaker 1: Tony Todd, classic character actors. Uh you know it was,
- 1:24Speaker 1: of course, you know, Lieutenant Worf's little brother. Is that right? Okay,
- 1:28Speaker 1: here's Max with the star treks. Uh, well we go there. Yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 1: there's gotta be another another version of it. The Max
- 1:55Speaker 1: you'll take care of that. I add some wooshes in there,
- 1:57Speaker 1: but no, it's true candy, right. We think of it
- 2:00Speaker 1: is sort of like a subtly for children, you know,
- 2:03Speaker 1: or whiney adults. I don't know any adults can like candy,
- 2:06Speaker 1: but we do think of it as a way to
- 2:08Speaker 1: play kate small children or something that's sort of like,
- 2:10Speaker 1: you know, yeah, grow a little bit. You always talk
- 2:12Speaker 1: about you get older, you start to lose your sweet
- 2:15Speaker 1: tooth and get more of a sour tooth or like
- 2:18Speaker 1: you like grosser things when you get older. I think
- 2:20Speaker 1: it's just because your taste buds start to like die
- 2:22Speaker 1: and you need to like jolt them with them, you know,
- 2:24Speaker 1: weird stuff like kimchi. Like you were in hard boiled eggs.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I didn't used to like them. I love him now,
- 2:30Speaker 1: Hey Ben, it's me No, yeah, you got me dead
- 2:33Speaker 1: to rights. I used to despise hard hard boiled eggs,
- 2:36Speaker 1: and now in my my twilight years, Um, I I
- 2:39Speaker 1: really like them quite a lot. Candy or you know,
- 2:43Speaker 1: the sweeter things in life. Culinarily speaking, used to be
- 2:47Speaker 1: a little bit more part of the pantheon of like
- 2:50Speaker 1: kind of quack science, you know. Um, early medicinal remedies
- 2:55Speaker 1: that may or may not have actually done the job,
- 2:57Speaker 1: some of which did do the job but tasted so
- 2:59Speaker 1: disc ust and you couldn't get anybody to choke it down,
- 3:02Speaker 1: so you needed to sweeten the deal a little bit, right,
- 3:05Speaker 1: A spoonful of chocolate helps the laudanum go down. Kidding.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Let's say your board and it's December, so you decide
- 3:16Speaker 1: that you're gonna thumb through the latest edition of the
- 3:19Speaker 1: Druggist Circular Chemical Gazette. This is a mail order catalog
- 3:25Speaker 1: of all the best products for your local pharmacy at
- 3:29Speaker 1: the time. And if you look through the many pages
- 3:32Speaker 1: advertising things like Michael Roy's glass syringes or Rshian Frank
- 3:37Speaker 1: and Co's lab coats, you'll also find Hershey's coco powder. It's,
- 3:43Speaker 1: according to the ad, perfectly soluble, warranted, absolutely pure. And
- 3:48Speaker 1: it doesn't it doesn't advertise things like a wonderful taste.
- 3:53Speaker 1: It doesn't say it's delicious with marshmallows and a drink
- 3:56Speaker 1: or anything like that. It reads like it's an ad
- 3:59Speaker 1: for medicine, which of course it kind of was, and
- 4:03Speaker 1: it's exactly what Mary Poppins is talking about with the
- 4:06Speaker 1: spoonful of sugar song. Mm hmmm. Yeah. We're pulling this
- 4:10Speaker 1: rundown from the Unlikely Medical History of Chocolate Syrup from
- 4:13Speaker 1: the Smithsonian by Mayo y Has from September six, seventeen,
- 4:18Speaker 1: and she set it up beautifully the scenario of like
- 4:21Speaker 1: thumbing through this addition and then seeing something that sort
- 4:24Speaker 1: of now would seem out of place amidst all the
- 4:27Speaker 1: other you know, tinctures and and syringes and uh and
- 4:31Speaker 1: all of that medical devices. Perhaps let's do a quick
- 4:34Speaker 1: backtrack to the history and the story of the miraculous
- 4:38Speaker 1: ca cow bean, which are grown which grow organically or
- 4:41Speaker 1: indigenously in Central and South America. They're actually considered fruits,
- 4:45Speaker 1: and the plants themselves create these cool looking paths, each
- 4:49Speaker 1: of which contain around forty beans, which are then dried
- 4:52Speaker 1: and roasted to create uh cocoa beans. The raw versions
- 4:57Speaker 1: are actually often used in kind of holistic stick medicine today. Um,
- 5:02Speaker 1: they offer kind of like you know, zippity doo dooc
- 5:04Speaker 1: kind of properties, like they give you a little lift,
- 5:07Speaker 1: you know, and also they purport to have other, you know,
- 5:10Speaker 1: kind of medicinal benefits. It's not exactly clear when people
- 5:17Speaker 1: started kind of getting a taste for them. But we
- 5:19Speaker 1: do know that the love of chocolate by the human
- 5:23Speaker 1: species goes back many, many thousands of years three thousand roughly,
- 5:27Speaker 1: uh as early as b c. E. And you would
- 5:31Speaker 1: see it in the remnants of the civilization of the
- 5:34Speaker 1: Olmes in Mexico. Yeah, and I was lucky enough to
- 5:37Speaker 1: spend some time at a modern day uh cocof farm
- 5:42Speaker 1: when I was knocking around Central America for various reasons.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Be surprised how how close the modern techniques can be
- 5:53Speaker 1: to the ancient techniques that we're going to discuss here. Uh.
- 5:56Speaker 1: This is, by the way, this is a strange story
- 5:59Speaker 1: about pocolate syrup. If you're wondering, when are you guys
- 6:02Speaker 1: gonna get to it, Let's set this up. For most
- 6:05Speaker 1: of the known history of what becomes modern chocolate, these beans,
- 6:11Speaker 1: we're probably consumed as a drink that was either made
- 6:15Speaker 1: from uh, made from a ground pulp of the beans,
- 6:19Speaker 1: or made from the beans themselves being fermented, roasted, and
- 6:23Speaker 1: then ground. This was not your grandmother's hot chocolate. It
- 6:27Speaker 1: wasn't sweet, it didn't have like milk or cream added.
- 6:31Speaker 1: It was probably really really bitter. Historians still unsure about
- 6:36Speaker 1: whether the ancient Olmes we're using the straight up beans
- 6:39Speaker 1: or just the pulp, because Olmes kept no written history.
- 6:43Speaker 1: That is right, fellow ridiculous historians. The folks who first
- 6:47Speaker 1: used chocolate were feending for it well before they started
- 6:50Speaker 1: writing stuff down. So it makes me think that everybody
- 6:55Speaker 1: needs a little caffeine to get started, maybe even civilizations.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I also want shout out a great Great History article
- 7:03Speaker 1: History of Chocolate from eighteen. That's where you can get
- 7:06Speaker 1: a pretty solid overall view of this. Like you said, no,
- 7:10Speaker 1: we know that Old Max are often cited as the
- 7:13Speaker 1: first chocolate loving people's due to traces of something called
- 7:18Speaker 1: THEO bro mine. This is a stimulant that you'll find
- 7:21Speaker 1: in chocolate and and t and this THEO bromine, was
- 7:25Speaker 1: found by archaeologists in pots that you had just mentioned earlier.
- 7:30Speaker 1: And then we know there's a bit of a chain
- 7:32Speaker 1: of custody here. The Old Max past their knowledge of
- 7:36Speaker 1: this great to the very Bitter Drink to Mayan's in
- 7:39Speaker 1: Central America, and Mayan's kick it up a notch. They
- 7:42Speaker 1: don't just like this stuff, they revere it. It's the
- 7:45Speaker 1: best thing ever. It's like tickle me Elmo that was
- 7:48Speaker 1: in Christmas several years ago. There written history has numerous
- 7:52Speaker 1: mentions of chocolate drinks used for celebrations and then also
- 7:57Speaker 1: even like consumed ritualistically, you make a transaction official. And
- 8:04Speaker 1: despite the fact that Mayan's loved, loved, loved chocolate, it
- 8:08Speaker 1: wasn't just for the one percent of the time. Pretty
- 8:12Speaker 1: much everybody could get access with it. In a lot
- 8:14Speaker 1: of households. If you're doing pretty well, you would have
- 8:17Speaker 1: some form of chocolate with every meal. It was combined
- 8:21Speaker 1: at this point with chili, peppers, honey, or water. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 8:26Speaker 1: sometimes you call it. Uh sometimes when you see chili
- 8:29Speaker 1: or cinnamon added to hot chocolate in the US today
- 8:33Speaker 1: will be called Mexican hot chocolate. Right, you guys had that?
- 8:36Speaker 1: That's right? Oh, absolutely, Like I mean, even at certain
- 8:38Speaker 1: coffee places you can get like a Mexican mocha that
- 8:40Speaker 1: has like a bit of a cinnamon e spicy kind
- 8:44Speaker 1: of chocolate additive to it. And I really dig that
- 8:46Speaker 1: big fan of adding spice to the chocolate. The Aztecs
- 8:49Speaker 1: kind of took this whole cocao game up a notch.
- 8:52Speaker 1: They believed that this was um something that was passed
- 8:56Speaker 1: down to them by the gods themselves. These be means
- 9:00Speaker 1: by the way of these pods, they look almost like
- 9:02Speaker 1: an almond kind of and the Aztecs really treated them
- 9:06Speaker 1: with the utmost of respect. They actually used them sometimes
- 9:09Speaker 1: as as a form of currency. It was at the
- 9:12Speaker 1: time something that they considered to be more valuable than gold.
- 9:16Speaker 1: We know how much the Aztecs revered gold, right, that's
- 9:18Speaker 1: pretty interesting. Still not as much as the Spanish, but
- 9:23Speaker 1: but you're right, you're absolutely right. It was used his currency.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Check out our earlier episodes, by the way, on other
- 9:29Speaker 1: odd things used as currency in the past. So the
- 9:33Speaker 1: Aztecs were a little less democratic or egalitarian, and their
- 9:38Speaker 1: enjoyment of chocolate, when compared to the Mayan civilization, Aztec
- 9:43Speaker 1: chocolate was super upper class luxury, and if you were
- 9:48Speaker 1: lower class, it would be a special treat at big
- 9:52Speaker 1: celebrations like weddings. There was one guy we know in
- 9:55Speaker 1: the historical record who, rumor has it was chocolate's number
- 9:59Speaker 1: one fan probably in the world at this time, Montezuma
- 10:03Speaker 1: the second. This guy supposedly just drank, just housed gallons
- 10:07Speaker 1: of chocolate every day, both for general energy and for
- 10:11Speaker 1: amorous energy as an aphrodisiac. He also would save some
- 10:16Speaker 1: of these coco beans for members of his military that
- 10:20Speaker 1: he liked. All would say is this, It's good to
- 10:22Speaker 1: be king. Pretty much nobody else knew about chocolate at
- 10:26Speaker 1: this point until Europeans began venturing into what we call
- 10:31Speaker 1: the America's today towards kind of the end of the
- 10:34Speaker 1: fifteenth century. And no, it's it's weird because the specifics
- 10:40Speaker 1: are unclear. There are a couple of stories about how
- 10:42Speaker 1: it made its way to Europe, but we know that
- 10:45Speaker 1: it first hit land in Spain. That's right. Um. We
- 10:50Speaker 1: have one version of the story that talks about Christopher
- 10:54Speaker 1: Columbus discovering a cow beans after he essentially hijacked a
- 10:59Speaker 1: trade ship up on a journey to America, and he
- 11:02Speaker 1: brought the beans back with him to Spain. That was
- 11:05Speaker 1: in fifteen oh two, several years after he sailed first
- 11:09Speaker 1: sailed the Ocean Blue. Another one of these accounts talks
- 11:12Speaker 1: about a Spanish car and quistador you may have heard
- 11:14Speaker 1: of named Hernan Cortez. Believe was he Cortes the Killer?
- 11:18Speaker 1: I think that was Cortes the killer of of Neil
- 11:21Speaker 1: Young uh song story fame, but he was introduced to chocolate,
- 11:25Speaker 1: supposedly by the Aztecs of that very same court of Montezuma,
- 11:29Speaker 1: and after he got back to Spain, cacao beans um
- 11:33Speaker 1: became a hot commodity. He at first wanted to keep
- 11:37Speaker 1: his his beans on the down low. He didn't want
- 11:40Speaker 1: to share because he's where Uh he knew that this
- 11:42Speaker 1: would be uh maybe more popular than he had uh
- 11:45Speaker 1: you know, he didn't bring it up for the class,
- 11:47Speaker 1: Let's just put it that way, So he wanted to
- 11:48Speaker 1: keep these for his personal supply. He kept at a
- 11:51Speaker 1: very well guarded secret. Another story claims that it was monks,
- 11:56Speaker 1: who often are the discoverers of interesting new and talk Sxicans,
- 12:00Speaker 1: who presented the Guatemalan Mayans to fill up the second
- 12:05Speaker 1: of Spain in four and in addition brought back cacao
- 12:10Speaker 1: beans to present as a gift. Yeah yeah, so there
- 12:14Speaker 1: are There are several possible origins right of how this
- 12:19Speaker 1: trade begins, some more plausible than others. But no matter
- 12:23Speaker 1: what happened, chocolate did get to Spain, and by the
- 12:26Speaker 1: late fifteen hundreds, everybody in the Spanish court loved this stuff.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Spain began importing chocolate. In fift other countries started visiting
- 12:43Speaker 1: parts of Central America, France, Italy, they start learning about
- 12:48Speaker 1: cacao and they bring chocolate back to their countries very
- 12:53Speaker 1: very shortly afterwards, chocolate mania spreads across the European continent.
- 12:59Speaker 1: And you know, we have to point out there's a
- 13:02Speaker 1: problem that begins here that dogs the modern world of
- 13:05Speaker 1: chocolate today, which is that they started also building chocolate plantations,
- 13:11Speaker 1: and they enslaved thousands of people to work on those plantations.
- 13:15Speaker 1: But it went on, it went to what would become
- 13:18Speaker 1: the United States as well. These beans were typically ground
- 13:22Speaker 1: up and consumed throughout Europe, throughout the American colonies, but
- 13:26Speaker 1: Europeans weren't super down with the traditional bitter drink, so
- 13:31Speaker 1: they started adding their own stuff, kind of like the
- 13:34Speaker 1: Maya before them. They added cane, sugar, cinnamon, other just
- 13:37Speaker 1: spices and flavorings they had around at the time. It
- 13:40Speaker 1: was a very experimental era in the history of chocolate,
- 13:44Speaker 1: and they came up with eventually a sweet hot drink
- 13:48Speaker 1: that has a passing resemblance to the hot chocolate you
- 13:52Speaker 1: would consume today. But doctors of the day, we're not
- 13:56Speaker 1: warning people to you know, watch their sugar intake with
- 13:59Speaker 1: all that cane sugar and your cocoa. Nothing like that,
- 14:02Speaker 1: quite the opposite. In fact, medical authorities of the time
- 14:06Speaker 1: thought chocolate was darn close to a panacea. It could cure,
- 14:09Speaker 1: you know, if it makes you feel good, the reason
- 14:12Speaker 1: it went, surely it must be good for you as well, exactly.
- 14:15Speaker 1: I mean, that's what we were kind of talking about
- 14:16Speaker 1: from the start. It was really lumped in with a
- 14:18Speaker 1: lot of these other sort of dubious remedies, but it
- 14:22Speaker 1: honestly was kind of starting to be treated as sort
- 14:25Speaker 1: of a cure all. Dianna Pucciarelli, who was a professor
- 14:29Speaker 1: of nutrition and dietetics at Ball State University, UM it's
- 14:34Speaker 1: been a lot of time researching the medicinal history of medicine,
- 14:38Speaker 1: and she says that at the time, quote at the time,
- 14:40Speaker 1: chocolate was touted for its medical properties and prescribed as
- 14:43Speaker 1: treatment for a range of diseases. The extra calories that
- 14:47Speaker 1: it had would get would help you gain weight, which
- 14:50Speaker 1: was at the time, I guess, considered a good thing.
- 14:52Speaker 1: And also it had that caffeine like compounds in that
- 14:55Speaker 1: that would give you a little bit of perk. She says,
- 14:57Speaker 1: it didn't treat the actual illness, but I did drink
- 15:01Speaker 1: the symptoms. So we have another kind of laundry list
- 15:07Speaker 1: of first, in terms of how chocolate was used, so
- 15:10Speaker 1: much like in Mesoamerica, chocolate was considered kind of a
- 15:13Speaker 1: luxury at first for the wealthy upper class in Europe,
- 15:17Speaker 1: that is until eight when a chemist from um Holland
- 15:22Speaker 1: UH named Konrad Johannes von Hooton figured out a way
- 15:26Speaker 1: to treat cocaw beans using something called alkaline salts that
- 15:31Speaker 1: made a powdered chocolate that was water soluble. Remember that
- 15:34Speaker 1: ad we talked about at the very top of the episode.
- 15:36Speaker 1: That was a breakthrough. So it would allow you to
- 15:40Speaker 1: mix it directly in with your your milk or water
- 15:44Speaker 1: or whatever like the and create kind of like a
- 15:46Speaker 1: delicious chocolate drink think Ovaltine, you know, or nest Lee's
- 15:50Speaker 1: quick or something like that. Uh. And this became known
- 15:52Speaker 1: as the Dutch processing. And you'll know today the Dutch
- 15:56Speaker 1: are still very connected and associated with chocolate. M Yeah,
- 16:01Speaker 1: and van Houton or his father possibly also invented the
- 16:06Speaker 1: cocoa press, and the cocoa press is hugely important. It
- 16:09Speaker 1: separates cocoa butter from the roasted beans to make cocoa
- 16:13Speaker 1: powder in an inexpensive way, and this can be spun
- 16:17Speaker 1: out to a number of other chocolate products. This processing
- 16:22Speaker 1: and this chocolate press make chocolate affordable to everyone. It
- 16:27Speaker 1: also opens the door to mass production, and that's why
- 16:31Speaker 1: in eighteen seven we see people like J. S. Fry
- 16:34Speaker 1: and Sons create the first chocolate bar molded from paste
- 16:38Speaker 1: made from cocoa butter, chocolate, liquor, and sugar. Who added
- 16:44Speaker 1: dried milk powder to chocolate to make milk chocolate. That
- 16:47Speaker 1: honor goes to a Swiss guy named Daniel Peter in
- 16:50Speaker 1: eighteen seventy six, and a few years later he links
- 16:54Speaker 1: up with a guy named on Re Nestlely to create
- 16:57Speaker 1: the Nestlee Company, and that's how milk chocolate gets the
- 17:00Speaker 1: mass market. But the entire time there is still this
- 17:04Speaker 1: sort of medicinal patina over the idea of consumption of chocolate,
- 17:11Speaker 1: an association that reverberates, I would argue in the modern day.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Quick note, though, for anyone who's ever wondered, there are
- 17:17Speaker 1: no dumb questions in ridiculous history, coffee and chocolate are
- 17:23Speaker 1: not related. We should we should just put that out there.
- 17:27Speaker 1: I know, I always confused with that as a kid, right,
- 17:30Speaker 1: But well, they have similar properties, yeah, exactly, and they
- 17:34Speaker 1: they'll do a similar job. They both are beans, they
- 17:37Speaker 1: both are steeped and can be processed in similar ways,
- 17:40Speaker 1: but they are not the same and they go really
- 17:42Speaker 1: well together. Obviously, we like everybody who doesn't like a
- 17:45Speaker 1: good mocha, you know, um, But that you're right, then
- 17:47Speaker 1: that sort of connection of chocolate to the pharmacy, it
- 17:52Speaker 1: really kind of does a double double duty in that
- 17:55Speaker 1: it is a place where chocolate is used to obscure
- 17:59Speaker 1: the taste of bitter medicines, you know, whatever it might be.
- 18:03Speaker 1: A lot of medications were originally derived directly from plants,
- 18:07Speaker 1: compounds done as alkaloids, which, um, they're just gross. They
- 18:11Speaker 1: don't taste good there, they make your mouth kind of
- 18:13Speaker 1: pucker up at first. This German chemist isolated these alkaloids
- 18:18Speaker 1: um in the eighteen hundreds to create something uh known
- 18:22Speaker 1: as morphine, very popular um pain killer. But in order
- 18:26Speaker 1: to eat it, to take it, unless you don't want
- 18:29Speaker 1: to take it intravenously, you would be able to mix
- 18:32Speaker 1: it with a little bit of chocolate or like you know,
- 18:34Speaker 1: like you said, spoonful of sugar, but chocolate was even better.
- 18:36Speaker 1: I remember distinctly being a kid and getting prescribed certain
- 18:40Speaker 1: medications that were like not over the counter, and there
- 18:44Speaker 1: was this one in particular that just had this like
- 18:45Speaker 1: maple syrup quality to it. I don't know exactly what
- 18:48Speaker 1: it was, but I liked it. Um it was because
- 18:51Speaker 1: of the way it tasted, So it obviously did quite
- 18:54Speaker 1: a good job. But even today they flavor medicines for
- 18:58Speaker 1: kids with like bubble gum and things like that. But
- 19:00Speaker 1: this is kind of the beginning of that tradition, and
- 19:03Speaker 1: it really solidified that connection between the pharmacy, which would
- 19:08Speaker 1: go on to be the place where you'd have these
- 19:10Speaker 1: soda counters, you know, these soda fountains at the pharmacists
- 19:13Speaker 1: or the you know, apothecary or whatever, because they needed
- 19:17Speaker 1: that extra business to stay afloat. So they had all
- 19:20Speaker 1: this stuff already on hand, these these syrups, uh, and
- 19:23Speaker 1: they were able and during the golden age of patent
- 19:27Speaker 1: medicines and soda fountains really you know, take it to
- 19:31Speaker 1: the next level and kind of define a new era
- 19:33Speaker 1: of like what the pharmacy meant to the community. Also
- 19:36Speaker 1: to jump in here. I was just curious the type
- 19:38Speaker 1: than maple syrup flavored, and the top results are pepsi pancakes, whiskey, lube, condoms, cereal, vape,
- 19:48Speaker 1: ice cream, and toothpaste. The maple syrups are pretty common
- 19:53Speaker 1: flavoring too. There's a there's a whole science behind synthesizing flavors,
- 19:58Speaker 1: which is, by the way, the reason juicy root is
- 20:00Speaker 1: named juicy fruit. That flavor does not exist in nature,
- 20:04Speaker 1: and the food scientists who created it tried to come
- 20:08Speaker 1: up with some something that sounded better than its actual
- 20:11Speaker 1: chemical name. There is no such thing as juicy fruit.
- 20:14Speaker 1: But Dan gets a good gum if only it lasted
- 20:16Speaker 1: longer anyway on a chocolate Yes, yeah, chocolate is a
- 20:22Speaker 1: perfect cover for getting medicine into children and people who
- 20:27Speaker 1: are very taste sensitive. We don't know exactly when pharmacists
- 20:32Speaker 1: first put two and two together and started brewing cocoa
- 20:37Speaker 1: powder and sugar to make chocolate syrup, but we know
- 20:41Speaker 1: it had to be doing part to that invention of
- 20:43Speaker 1: cocoa powder. And according to Parks, this still wasn't the
- 20:47Speaker 1: kind of like smooth, decadent, quiet storm flavored chocolate you
- 20:53Speaker 1: would experience today. Pharmacists had to mix cocoa powder with
- 20:57Speaker 1: eight times more sugar than chocolate. There was a weird
- 21:01Speaker 1: ratio at play here. You could probably argue that people
- 21:04Speaker 1: didn't really like chocolate so much as that is like
- 21:06Speaker 1: a hell of a lot of sugar. Yeah, they like
- 21:08Speaker 1: flavored sugar right, just so, and we know that chocolate syrup.
- 21:13Speaker 1: In terms of popularity, it exploded in the second half
- 21:17Speaker 1: of the eighteen hundreds because of those patent medicines. You know,
- 21:20Speaker 1: snake oil. Quick thing about patent medicines, they're named after
- 21:25Speaker 1: the letters of patent. This was the thing the English
- 21:28Speaker 1: crown would give to inventors of formulas that they thought
- 21:33Speaker 1: were legit. And there's of course a little bit of
- 21:36Speaker 1: corruption there. The first English medicine patent was awarded way
- 21:41Speaker 1: back in the late sixteen hundreds, but over time the
- 21:45Speaker 1: name or the term patent later started referring to any
- 21:49Speaker 1: over the counter drugs, and American patent medicines that went
- 21:53Speaker 1: by the same name usually had no no claim to this.
- 21:56Speaker 1: It's kind of like how sometimes you'll see people appoint
- 22:00Speaker 1: themselves a bishop or something. They're not Catholic, they're just like,
- 22:04Speaker 1: you know, the Reverend Bishop so and so sort of
- 22:07Speaker 1: because they decided that's what you could do with patent medicine.
- 22:10Speaker 1: You slapped it on the bottle, made it look a
- 22:13Speaker 1: little more Legit bought you some time with the Rubes
- 22:15Speaker 1: before you had to ditch town when they found out,
- 22:18Speaker 1: you know, your your curative armpit sweat extract wasn't wasn't
- 22:24Speaker 1: doing all it said it would. There was a huge
- 22:27Speaker 1: demand for patent medicine too during the time when chocolate
- 22:30Speaker 1: syrup hit the market because of the public needed treatments,
- 22:35Speaker 1: they needed cures for ailments, and medical knowledge, actual medical
- 22:39Speaker 1: knowledge wasn't up to the task. Sadly, a lot of
- 22:43Speaker 1: these cures didn't just not help you, they could also
- 22:47Speaker 1: harm you because of the stuff they had in them,
- 22:50Speaker 1: maybe pulverized fruit paste, the fermentive vegetables, but also stuff
- 22:55Speaker 1: like straight up opioids. And it was legal to do
- 23:00Speaker 1: this until nineteen fourteen. But the Harrison Narcotic Act, well,
- 23:04Speaker 1: I mean we know that like the early versions of
- 23:06Speaker 1: coca cola contained cocaine, you know, there was just very
- 23:09Speaker 1: little oversight, uh and thinking. And then thanks to the
- 23:12Speaker 1: Harrison Narcotics Act, we had a little bit of help,
- 23:15Speaker 1: but give me that original recipe. I'm kidding. I probably
- 23:18Speaker 1: have to stop drinking coca cola, which is a shame.
- 23:20Speaker 1: It's my favorite sub soda. I feel so atlantic. So yeah,
- 23:24Speaker 1: I'm I'm a I'm a diet cook, guys. I don't
- 23:25Speaker 1: know why. It's just it's a different thing. It's not
- 23:27Speaker 1: necessarily because the calories. I just like the way diet
- 23:29Speaker 1: coked tastes and they like the burn of it. But
- 23:32Speaker 1: here's the thing. Opium was kind of like they didn't
- 23:34Speaker 1: fully understand, you know, the addictive properties yet of opium,
- 23:38Speaker 1: and like, you know, who shouldn't have it, you know,
- 23:41Speaker 1: whether like pregnant women shouldn't necessarily take it and things
- 23:43Speaker 1: like that. They were giving it to young kids. There
- 23:46Speaker 1: was a very popular one of those patent medicines called
- 23:49Speaker 1: stickney and pores paragoric word before it's a good one, uh.
- 23:55Speaker 1: And it was super popular and it was given it
- 23:58Speaker 1: was a syrup and it was give in um for
- 24:00Speaker 1: all kinds of things. But it was even given to
- 24:02Speaker 1: like kids, colloquy infants. As you know, old is five
- 24:05Speaker 1: days and the main active ingredient was opium. Yeah, yeah,
- 24:12Speaker 1: the big oh, this is all absolutely true, and you know,
- 24:16Speaker 1: it did change kids behavior, It seemed to calm them down.
- 24:21Speaker 1: But to your point, it's fairly certain that people weren't
- 24:25Speaker 1: aware of just how dangerous opioids could be. But it
- 24:30Speaker 1: it did seem to be great for business because not
- 24:33Speaker 1: only did it appear to work on a temporary basis,
- 24:36Speaker 1: but it was also addictive, which meant once somebody was
- 24:39Speaker 1: buying this stuff, they had a high likelihood to purchase
- 24:43Speaker 1: more in the future. And then we've got factory mass production.
- 24:47Speaker 1: This is the rise of easily swallowed pills. Before this,
- 24:54Speaker 1: it was kind of a pain in the key. Start
- 24:56Speaker 1: to make pills, you had to make them by hand,
- 24:59Speaker 1: and to make a pill with a reliable dose, you
- 25:02Speaker 1: had to mix it up. You had to cut the pills,
- 25:04Speaker 1: roll the pills, dry them, and nCode them is one
- 25:07Speaker 1: at a time. You know, it's it's tough to make these,
- 25:10Speaker 1: and that's why before the rise of mass produced pill technology,
- 25:15Speaker 1: medicines were usually in liquid or powder form, or one
- 25:19Speaker 1: of my favorite old school ones, the poultice. God, poultices
- 25:24Speaker 1: are so weird. It's like, just make a mix of
- 25:26Speaker 1: junk and then put it on. Oh man, I come
- 25:29Speaker 1: from a place where people are still putting poultices on folks.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Story for another day. Druggists would do this since they
- 25:37Speaker 1: weren't making pills. They would mix up these liquid remedies
- 25:41Speaker 1: kind of to a formula in a bespoke way. They
- 25:45Speaker 1: would make them to order. So they would take a
- 25:48Speaker 1: base of sugary flavored syrups like chocolate syrup, for example,
- 25:53Speaker 1: and then they would mix it into a beverage. Or
- 26:00Speaker 1: you could take an additional powder and you could pour
- 26:02Speaker 1: it directly into your refreshment of choice. The base of
- 26:05Speaker 1: these drinks could be a lot of different stuff. It
- 26:09Speaker 1: could be t it could be plain water, it could
- 26:12Speaker 1: be a straight up shot of whiskey, which people also
- 26:15Speaker 1: believed was super medicinal. And over time there was a
- 26:19Speaker 1: new kid on the on the soda jerk, beverage block,
- 26:23Speaker 1: carbonated water, carbonator water would become the base of choice,
- 26:28Speaker 1: which is why I love old school soda places. I know,
- 26:37Speaker 1: it's just fun. It's just like it's sparkly, you know,
- 26:40Speaker 1: it gives you that burn, that bite that we talked about. Um,
- 26:43Speaker 1: just a quick aside. Like I through the podcast stuff
- 26:46Speaker 1: that we do, we end up running into some interesting folks.
- 26:49Speaker 1: And I had a thing where we were doing a
- 26:51Speaker 1: podcast with Dr Oz way back in the day, and
- 26:54Speaker 1: um I get to set up as a little studio
- 26:55Speaker 1: and he did an interview with this like well regarded urologist.
- 26:59Speaker 1: I can't remember guy's name, but the story was his
- 27:01Speaker 1: father owned a soda jerk kind of count counter in
- 27:05Speaker 1: Long Island, like in around around this time, or it was, no,
- 27:08Speaker 1: it wasn't around this I was a little later, but
- 27:09Speaker 1: this this was the beginning of what became the golden
- 27:12Speaker 1: era of kind of soda counters, like in the you know,
- 27:15Speaker 1: thirties and forties and all that. And he talked about
- 27:18Speaker 1: this drink called an egg cream, and an egg cream
- 27:22Speaker 1: contains neither egg nor cream. It's just straight up whole milk,
- 27:26Speaker 1: soda water, carbonated water, and chocolate syrup. And this this
- 27:31Speaker 1: dude made one for everyone that was there helping out,
- 27:33Speaker 1: and it was it was quite good. But I just
- 27:35Speaker 1: love the idea of like a thing with a name
- 27:37Speaker 1: that that is absolutely misleading. Yeah, and soda water at
- 27:42Speaker 1: this time was considered to be a medicinal drink in
- 27:47Speaker 1: its own right, and a lot of people love love
- 27:51Speaker 1: sparkling water. You know, a lot of people say, hey,
- 27:53Speaker 1: I want to drink water, but I wanted that's That's
- 27:58Speaker 1: probably the best way to explain this stuff. These carbonated
- 28:01Speaker 1: beverages mimic the mineral rich water that you could find
- 28:06Speaker 1: bubbling up in natural springs across the world. We actually
- 28:10Speaker 1: have some natural springs here in Georgia. In our old
- 28:15Speaker 1: office there is a cistern that collects water from a
- 28:19Speaker 1: natural spring that has been driven underground. It's also the
- 28:22Speaker 1: reason the main street in our neighborhood is named pont
- 28:26Speaker 1: stelay On, which is a hilarious story. I'm glad to
- 28:29Speaker 1: tell any ridiculous historians who want to write in and
- 28:32Speaker 1: learn more. But soda water becomes widespread around the turn
- 28:37Speaker 1: of the century thanks to a guy named Jacob Bower,
- 28:42Speaker 1: no relation to the guy from four. He invents the
- 28:47Speaker 1: process that allows you to sell tanks of pressurized carbon dioxide.
- 28:53Speaker 1: And now we know, thanks to author Darcy O'Neill and
- 28:55Speaker 1: his book Fixed the Pumps, we know that this stuff
- 28:58Speaker 1: was amazing to the public. It was part health drink,
- 29:01Speaker 1: it was part a sweet treat, and so it started
- 29:05Speaker 1: spreading everywhere. It went to soda fountains, right that's where
- 29:08Speaker 1: you would take your date. That's where you would take
- 29:09Speaker 1: your kids if they were good. Totally one stickball or something.
- 29:13Speaker 1: And syrups became even more popular and and it's international
- 29:18Speaker 1: to obviously, you know, if anyone's ever had an Italian
- 29:20Speaker 1: cream soda or something like that, like this was this
- 29:23Speaker 1: was a technological advancement. It's weird to say the idea
- 29:27Speaker 1: of shooting pressurized air essentially into water and making it
- 29:31Speaker 1: bubble was a thing that led to entire sectors of industry.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Think about how much money, like soda companies made it
- 29:39Speaker 1: sell soft drinks. You know, this is all because of
- 29:42Speaker 1: some guy that figured out, we can just like infuse
- 29:45Speaker 1: this water with like bubbles and it'll be fun and
- 29:48Speaker 1: tickle your notes. Gosh, if you want to see some
- 29:50Speaker 1: uh some really funny animations about great inventors and little
- 29:56Speaker 1: known inventors, then check out Stuff of Genius. It's this old,
- 30:00Speaker 1: old video series I used to right back in the day,
- 30:02Speaker 1: and it holds up. It's a lot of fun. But
- 30:05Speaker 1: I want to say the soda craze didn't always lead
- 30:08Speaker 1: to good things. Coca Cola, if you're listening, I still
- 30:11Speaker 1: do not forgive you for the creation of the Italian
- 30:14Speaker 1: soda Beverly, which is just double plus on good Max.
- 30:20Speaker 1: You're nodding, you've been to the Coca Cola Museum yourself.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Can you I haven't had it? Can you guys describe it?
- 30:27Speaker 1: It's kind of like an taste. Have you read about
- 30:31Speaker 1: war crimes, Like, imagine one of those in your mouth,
- 30:34Speaker 1: and then there's a hint of orange in the air
- 30:37Speaker 1: as the buildings burn Beverly. It's what I envisioned poison
- 30:41Speaker 1: literally tastes like you don't die from drinking it, right,
- 30:47Speaker 1: and people drink this on purpose for fun. Yet maybe
- 30:52Speaker 1: I think it still exists as a joke. Maybe it's
- 30:54Speaker 1: like a digestive It's similar to like drinking for Net
- 30:58Speaker 1: without the albumount a fan not a fense. Have you guys,
- 31:01Speaker 1: we've talked about this. I believe on that you guys
- 31:03Speaker 1: ever had Malord. This's like Chicago Cent. Yeah? Is it
- 31:06Speaker 1: kind of like that? Because Lord as a as a
- 31:09Speaker 1: medicinal appare tea or digestive quality with a hint of citrus.
- 31:13Speaker 1: So what you're describing to me sounds kind of like
- 31:15Speaker 1: My Lord without the alcohol. Yeah, it's well, I would
- 31:19Speaker 1: say the difference is MA Lord is drinkable anyway. Alright,
- 31:27Speaker 1: So alright, let's put it this way. It is not
- 31:30Speaker 1: a crime to sell the Lord or Beverly somehow, we'd
- 31:34Speaker 1: have to look at the laws in Italy, but it
- 31:36Speaker 1: is very popular teach their own anyway. Yes, there's this
- 31:41Speaker 1: panopoly of flavoring that arises at this time. Vanilla, lemon, ginger,
- 31:47Speaker 1: of course, our Boy chocolate. By the late eighteen hundreds,
- 31:52Speaker 1: you would be hard pressed to look at any mail
- 31:55Speaker 1: order pharmacist publication that did not have some kind of
- 31:59Speaker 1: mention and of chocolate syrup. It was expected that you
- 32:02Speaker 1: would have that, the same way it's expected nowadays that
- 32:05Speaker 1: a burger joint will also sell French fries. And drug
- 32:09Speaker 1: stores almost always had soda shops. These soda fountains became
- 32:13Speaker 1: a huge side business because people might not always need
- 32:18Speaker 1: the medicines you have in stock, but they'll always want
- 32:21Speaker 1: a sweet carbonated treat, and you can sell it if
- 32:26Speaker 1: you're a drug store owner, as some kind of curative thing.
- 32:31Speaker 1: And it's true you can make kids take medicine if
- 32:34Speaker 1: they feel like they're drinking something sweet, chocolate e tasty.
- 32:39Speaker 1: And in fact, it was still largely kind of at
- 32:42Speaker 1: this point still seen as connected the soda world, you know,
- 32:46Speaker 1: as connected to that kind of medicine delivery situation. In
- 32:50Speaker 1: eighteen nine seven book called the Standard Manual of Soda
- 32:54Speaker 1: and Other Beverages. But a real, real interesting fellow wrote
- 32:58Speaker 1: that said that the best method for administering castor oil,
- 33:02Speaker 1: for example, was to draw a glass of sasporella soda
- 33:05Speaker 1: in the usual manner and pour in the requisite amount
- 33:07Speaker 1: of oil. Sasp by the way, is of course a
- 33:10Speaker 1: similar drink to to root here. So even when cocola
- 33:13Speaker 1: kind of get got it in the game, as we
- 33:15Speaker 1: mentioned earlier, their original secret recipe did have cocaine in it,
- 33:19Speaker 1: so it was touted as this kind of like healthy, invigorating,
- 33:24Speaker 1: you know, pep provider uh to you know, rejuvenate the
- 33:28Speaker 1: brain and the body. Right, And it felt like it
- 33:30Speaker 1: did right. Uh. You know. Again, as I said earlier,
- 33:33Speaker 1: Elon musk has uh when he was in the process
- 33:38Speaker 1: of attempting to acquire twitter uh, he said his next
- 33:41Speaker 1: step was to buy coca cola and put the cocaine
- 33:44Speaker 1: back in. No word yet on whether that is serious,
- 33:47Speaker 1: but we'll see. At this time around the turn of
- 33:52Speaker 1: the century, this is when we see people increasingly viewing
- 33:56Speaker 1: chocolate syrup not as a treatment, not as a facilitation
- 34:00Speaker 1: for the administration of medicine, but as a treat in
- 34:04Speaker 1: its own right, and you start seeing it pop up
- 34:08Speaker 1: in ice cream desserts, and pharmacists would keep ice cream
- 34:12Speaker 1: and soda counters around just to help their bottom line,
- 34:16Speaker 1: to be honest, until they realized what a hit it was.
- 34:19Speaker 1: And it seems that Uncle Sam may have indirectly helped
- 34:23Speaker 1: with chocolate syrups crossover from the world of medicine to
- 34:27Speaker 1: the world of delicious no keep it in. So there
- 34:33Speaker 1: were there were a lot of concerns now in the
- 34:36Speaker 1: world of patent medicine, in the world of these things
- 34:39Speaker 1: that purported to be panaceas but ended up damaging people's health,
- 34:44Speaker 1: and this led to the passage of something called the
- 34:47Speaker 1: nine SI Pure Food and Drug Act. This said you
- 34:51Speaker 1: had to tell people what was in this medicine you
- 34:55Speaker 1: were selling them. Pretty reasonable. Imagine that what a novel idea.
- 34:59Speaker 1: But this would have been like a precursor to the
- 35:01Speaker 1: proper f D a like that wouldn't have been established
- 35:04Speaker 1: for another decade or so, if I'm not mistaken right.
- 35:07Speaker 1: It basically began in nineteen o six, at least the predecessor.
- 35:11Speaker 1: It didn't get called the f DA until But yeah, yeah,
- 35:16Speaker 1: this this is the origin point. I think it was
- 35:19Speaker 1: even like, yeah, it was. It was back when agencies
- 35:22Speaker 1: sort of were they didn't have their own fiefdoms. They
- 35:25Speaker 1: were sort of like piggybacking on top of each other.
- 35:27Speaker 1: He had like the Patent Office and the U S
- 35:29Speaker 1: Agricultural Division that were sort of like lumped in together,
- 35:33Speaker 1: and that's sort of what sprang forth to become the
- 35:36Speaker 1: f d A. But no, nineteen and six Pure Food
- 35:39Speaker 1: and Drugs Act is in fact, big time the precursor
- 35:42Speaker 1: to proper oversight by a governmental body of these things
- 35:45Speaker 1: and and much more specific agents that have to come
- 35:48Speaker 1: in and clinical trials and testing and all that things.
- 35:51Speaker 1: This is like ground zero for that version of the timeline.
- 35:56Speaker 1: And because of this occurring in step with the amp
- 36:00Speaker 1: down on fake patent medicines, people started realizing, oh, hey,
- 36:04Speaker 1: the chocolate isn't actually doing anything necessarily bad or immediately
- 36:10Speaker 1: good for me. It's just it tastes good, and I
- 36:14Speaker 1: like the good things in life, said the American public.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Around this same time, other types of chocolate, we're starting
- 36:21Speaker 1: to get some to get a little shine of their
- 36:24Speaker 1: own in the public eye. And that's because the industrial
- 36:27Speaker 1: revolution made it much easier to turn cocw pods into cocoa.
- 36:32Speaker 1: So prices started to plummet. And back to p c Arelli,
- 36:36Speaker 1: she says, the price of manufacturing drops, the price of
- 36:39Speaker 1: sugar drops, and then boom, we have chocolate bars. I
- 36:43Speaker 1: added the boom, but I think uh Prelli would approve.
- 36:47Speaker 1: We had a couple of those industrious Dutch and Swiss
- 36:51Speaker 1: innovators that kind of created the early versions of like
- 36:53Speaker 1: these chocolate bars and systems that allowed them to do
- 36:56Speaker 1: like the coco press and all that. But this is
- 36:58Speaker 1: scale right here, my friends, what they call that. So
- 37:01Speaker 1: this was what allowed you know, mass production. And then
- 37:04Speaker 1: you have Hersh's in figuring out how to really market
- 37:08Speaker 1: pre mix chocolate syrup in order to use for all
- 37:11Speaker 1: kinds of different stuff. And it initially came in a can,
- 37:14Speaker 1: meaning that it would be shelf stable, uh so that
- 37:17Speaker 1: the druggist wouldn't have to mix up new batches. But
- 37:20Speaker 1: then in the thirties, hers She's and other chocolate companies
- 37:22Speaker 1: like Bosco's started to market it for home use. Because
- 37:26Speaker 1: initially had been something only in the domain of the
- 37:28Speaker 1: of the druggist, and the rest is history. You know,
- 37:31Speaker 1: you put it on your ice cream, mix it up
- 37:33Speaker 1: with your chocolate milk. I mean, marketing is is a
- 37:36Speaker 1: hell of a drug in and of itself. I mean
- 37:37Speaker 1: that's where all of these perceived uses sort of came from. Yep.
- 37:43Speaker 1: And the rest is delectable and dietarily dangerous history. Pardon my, yes,
- 37:51Speaker 1: I'm ridiculous. You will see a lot of claims nowadays
- 37:54Speaker 1: about health benefits for chocolate. One that really stood out
- 37:58Speaker 1: to me was a two thousand six study that said
- 38:01Speaker 1: eating a little bit of chocolate could have a similar
- 38:03Speaker 1: effect to taking aspirin. Oh also shout out to our
- 38:08Speaker 1: friends in ancient meso America. The old Max might be
- 38:11Speaker 1: interested to know that, and also made Zuma the second
- 38:15Speaker 1: would be interested to know that THEO bromine has been
- 38:19Speaker 1: marketed in the modern day as an alternative to erectile
- 38:23Speaker 1: dysfunction drugs like viagra. Still, despite all that, you asked
- 38:27Speaker 1: the average person, They're gonna say, chocolate is a treat,
- 38:31Speaker 1: not a treatmant and and they would they would be right.
- 38:35Speaker 1: It's uh. The big dog by far of the confection
- 38:39Speaker 1: market in the United States. The confection market overall is
- 38:43Speaker 1: thirty five billion dollars worth a scratch today in US dollars,
- 38:48Speaker 1: not in cacao beans and chocolate is like the vast
- 38:53Speaker 1: majority of that thirty five billion. Yeah, and you know,
- 38:57Speaker 1: we we've mentioned this kind of throughout, but to this
- 39:00Speaker 1: a the idea of flavoring medicines and even like that
- 39:03Speaker 1: that that really brittle, weird toothpaste they use the dentist
- 39:06Speaker 1: four kids and picky adults is important because if you're
- 39:10Speaker 1: not gonna take something for the most part, if it's
- 39:13Speaker 1: really really gross, or you know, you just can't get
- 39:17Speaker 1: the stuff down. And some people are really freaked out
- 39:19Speaker 1: by needles, and we'll go to any lengths to avoid
- 39:22Speaker 1: getting something and checked intravenously. So these days you have
- 39:25Speaker 1: like I mentioned, bubble gum flavoring that's really huge, with
- 39:28Speaker 1: a mox of sillin like an antibiotics, cherry flavored coughs
- 39:32Speaker 1: syrup of course, you know the famous grape. All of
- 39:35Speaker 1: that are a big part still of the medical industry
- 39:39Speaker 1: in terms of like over the counter and prescription strengths,
- 39:42Speaker 1: vitamin gummies, they're delicious, million percent they are. They're just good.
- 39:46Speaker 1: They're just good. I love a vitamin gummy. I'll eat them.
- 39:49Speaker 1: I will o D on Vitamin C just from popping
- 39:51Speaker 1: too many of those shaped the shaped like the little tangerine.
- 39:57Speaker 1: You know. Sections of Flynn Still vitamins also have flavoring.
- 40:01Speaker 1: I mean it's it's really common. Yeah. Well, I think Ben,
- 40:04Speaker 1: you and I both had You and I both have
- 40:06Speaker 1: had occasion in the past through work stuff to go
- 40:09Speaker 1: to some flavor labs. And I think you went to
- 40:11Speaker 1: like Dorito's, Frito's or one of the Frito lay maybe,
- 40:15Speaker 1: and I got to go to Curreg Dr Pepper and
- 40:18Speaker 1: we both got to see in real time like the
- 40:21Speaker 1: flavor labs, which is like you know, white Coat, you know,
- 40:25Speaker 1: it's really interesting and it is like so much R
- 40:27Speaker 1: and D goes into making things taste like other things. Um. So,
- 40:32Speaker 1: just to wrap it up with a little mentioned from
- 40:34Speaker 1: this wonderful Smithsonian mag article that we've referenced a couple
- 40:38Speaker 1: of times, Mary Poppins was was definitely right. The spoonful
- 40:42Speaker 1: of sugar or chocolate or bubblegum or whatever, flint stone
- 40:46Speaker 1: stable flavor really does help the medicine go so good.
- 40:49Speaker 1: On you, Julie Andrews, remaining relevant to this day. I
- 40:52Speaker 1: also want to shout out the hard working flavor scientists.
- 40:57Speaker 1: If you want some further reading, there's a really fun
- 41:02Speaker 1: story about what I call the banana conspiracy. Have you
- 41:06Speaker 1: ever noticed how banana flavored candy doesn't taste like the
- 41:09Speaker 1: bananas in your produce section. It's because they're different things,
- 41:14Speaker 1: the cavendish versus the gross. Michelle, Do check it out
- 41:18Speaker 1: when you've a chance. In the meantime, thanks as always
- 41:21Speaker 1: to by far the sweetest part of our show. He
- 41:24Speaker 1: helps the ridiculous medicine go down, Mr Max Williams. Thanks
- 41:28Speaker 1: to Alex Williams, who composed our banging Bob at the
- 41:31Speaker 1: beginning and the end. And thanks to Jonathan Strickland a k.
- 41:37Speaker 1: The Quister, who in another life is selling patent medicine
- 41:41Speaker 1: out of a covered wagon. Right now, that's a horse
- 41:44Speaker 1: of a different color right there, he reminds. He always
- 41:46Speaker 1: reminds me of the the Odds character. Um, maybe it's
- 41:50Speaker 1: because he's bald. I don't know something about the vibe.
- 41:53Speaker 1: But Jonathan for Sir Jonathan for President of of Snake
- 41:56Speaker 1: Oil Salesman Hughes. Thanks Christophrosciots. Here it's spirit Um, Eve's
- 42:01Speaker 1: Jeff Codes, Max Williams, Alex Williams, all the all the
- 42:04Speaker 1: hits uh into you, Ben for um being a good
- 42:09Speaker 1: buddy and a and a chocolate loving traveling companion on
- 42:12Speaker 1: this historical journey. Thanks so much, No one last thing.
- 42:16Speaker 1: We'll be back, of course, more ridiculous history. But in
- 42:18Speaker 1: the meantime, why not learn about the ridiculous aspects of crime, romance,
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