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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Aimee vs. Laura Will We Get that Epic Match-Up? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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It's Thursday,
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and it's back to just the Clydesdale
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Cowboy.
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Let's go.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
0:53
It's lunch time.
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Had to redeem myself.
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I don't know, dude.
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I thought yesterday worked pretty well.
1:01
Tuesday was bad.
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I'm building it back up.
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Tuesday was a thing.
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That's all right.
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Not a big deal.
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I had to come in hot.
1:11
Yesterday,
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we had the whole yabba-dabba-doo thing
1:13
going on, man.
1:16
We ain't got the hot button no more,
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but whatever.
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It's fine.
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I had the hot button.
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Well, I meant for the East Lunchtime.
1:27
Didn't you just have both things on the
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hot button?
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Yeah,
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I don't have the lunchtime on hot button
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anymore.
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I do have the abadabadoo.
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I do a great Fred Flintstone,
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but I cannot nail it like that.
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And you never know when you might need
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it.
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Right.
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Never know when you might need it.
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That's entirely possible at any given
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point in time.
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Yeah, because I got rid of the Rodecaster,
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and now I'm using the Zoom PodTrack eight.
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The loading of the hot buttons is not
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as easy.
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It's so much better than the seven was,
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though.
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Well,
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at least it doesn't cut out on me
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in the middle of a show.
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Which is...
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That was absolutely a thing with the
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Rodecaster.
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Anyway...
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So because we had a guest on yesterday,
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I didn't get a chance to talk about
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this,
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but the great Dolly Parton passed away.
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And then we had Tim Curry announced as
2:31
passing away today.
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The thing I want to say about Dolly
2:35
Parton is I'm looking at the tributes to
2:37
Dolly Parton.
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And the tributes are coming from everyone
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from Taylor Swift and Beyonce,
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which makes sense.
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And then you get them from Motley Crue.
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Kid Rock.
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Yeah.
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She spanned so much music.
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Dolly was one of those people that if
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you didn't love her, you were wrong.
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I mean,
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that's just all there is to it.
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And then I found out she actually did
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a duet with Motley Crue on Home Sweet
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Home.
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which makes sense like that's a song you
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can hear her singing yeah right um no
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mark uh peter cullen also passed away
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voice of optimus prime it always happens
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in threes son of a
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So when Dolly passed,
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was that day before yesterday?
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I had one run of Aaron.
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Right after I got out of the show,
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I went run of Aaron.
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I came back in the office.
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Gina looked at me and she goes,
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why did you kill Dolly Parton?
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I said,
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What are you, what are you talking about?
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She said, she just passed away.
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And I said, dude,
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I could have went the rest of my
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day without you like throwing that at me.
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Good night.
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Like that's some depressing stuff.
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She was just on something.
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Not that like fairly recently saying that
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man, you know,
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she still had so much left that she
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wanted to do.
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Um,
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i want i'm risking demonetizing this show
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but i want to play this one of
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the greatest voices in heavy metal music
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did a tribute to dolly and i want
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to just play a little bit of it
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because it kicks ass and and then we'll
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move on to other things in the show
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so here we go this is lizzy hale
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from hailstorm she's amazing
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I could listen to her all day.
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Yeah, I love Lizzie Hale.
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Yeah, she is freaking awesome.
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Rest in peace.
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And then so Tim Curry was yesterday.
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And as I was drinking my coffee this
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morning and looking at various reels,
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they had basically all his funniest lines
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from Clue put together.
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And I forgot how good he was in
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that movie, dude.
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I mean,
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he's a fantastic in everything that he's
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ever been in.
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But it was one of my favorite movies
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as a kid just because of how ridiculous
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it was, the entire thing.
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And he's got fantastic lines in it.
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I've only seen Clue once in my lifetime,
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maybe.
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You should watch it again.
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And it was in the eighties,
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probably when it came out.
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When I think Tim Curry,
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I think Home Alone.
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And I think Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Yeah.
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Home Alone too.
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He was outstanding as the hotel manager or
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whatever, whatever he was supposed to be.
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Or the original It movie.
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was the original pennywise in the when
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they did the uh made for tv or
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movie or whatever whatever it was they
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like terrifying in that oh yes he was
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also darkness in legend there you go and
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optimus prime dude
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Yeah,
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that's the perfect voice of Optimus Prime.
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He is.
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There's nobody else.
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There just is nothing.
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Yeah.
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There's nobody else whatsoever.
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So we'll move on from the death.
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I did want to show you an announcement
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that I saw real quick.
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And I'm sorry, Vicky.
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I just hit save on a couple things.
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So I'm pulling this up.
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But I don't know if you saw this.
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Lane Kiffin has announced that LSU is
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signing DeMarcus Russell.
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Fun fact, dude.
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DeMarcus Russell could throw a football
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fifty yards from his knees.
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The problem is that you didn't know where
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it was going.
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And the other thing he never passed was
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a McDonald's or a Burger King.
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No.
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I think the Raiders are still paying him.
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Like,
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they gave him some ridiculous signing
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bonus, dude,
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and I'm pretty sure they're still paying
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him at this point.
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And Jamarcus ain't been a quarterback in I
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don't even know how long.
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Is he pregnant?
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Number one overall pick.
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I don't know if there's been a bigger
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dud in the NFL.
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None come immediately to mind.
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I'll put it to you, Dad.
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None come immediately to mind.
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He legitimately,
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like his arm strength was absolutely
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unreal.
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But he could barely hit the ball outside
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of a barn.
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Like, I don't understand.
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And he can't spell LSU according to
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Joseph.
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Probably not.
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Probably not.
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Joseph Ramirez says Ryan Leaf.
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I would say Ryan Leaf was a much
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better NFL quarterback before.
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than Jamarcus Russell.
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Now,
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their rap sheets probably are pretty
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comparable.
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Ryan Leaf probably,
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since he did Prison Time,
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is a little bit higher up there.
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He's got more street cred.
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Oh, Gino Torres.
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But he wasn't number one overall,
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and neither was Ryan Leaf.
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Like,
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Jamarcus Russell was the number one
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overall pick.
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Yeah, well, I mean...
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the Raiders have a real long storied
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history of making stupid decisions when it
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comes to personnel.
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So I feel,
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I almost feel bad for anybody who's been
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a, uh, a Raiders,
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a longstanding Raiders fan, but I mean,
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it is what it is.
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Um,
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So just to finish up this LSU Daquan
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Wright thing,
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apparently that's been nipped in the bud.
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I just wonder what's going to happen to
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that kid because now he's stuck in the
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middle in like purgatory.
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He's in limbo.
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Where he got waived.
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Now he can't go back.
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And so if you didn't see,
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the Big Ten and the SEC have both
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made rules where kids cannot go from the
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NFL to LSU.
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college football the sec put punishments
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that are absurd up if you do it
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um yeah they're not taking any prisoners
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and then the nfl said if you leave
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to go back to college you can't come
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back to the nfl in the the current
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season and you will never be eligible for
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the draft oof
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So it's on both sides, big stop signs.
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And there's Daquan Wright in the middle of
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it with nowhere to go.
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I mean,
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that's both the NFL and the SEC and
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the Big Ten flexing their muscles against
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the judge because that's who made that
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ruling was just some judge somewhere
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trying to make a ruling and putting their
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hand in to try to get better results
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for whatever school that they graduated
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from.
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I am certain of that.
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And then SEC was like, nah,
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we ain't doing that.
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And the NFL was like, nah,
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you ain't doing that.
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So good on them.
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Good on them.
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I'm sorry, dude.
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You don't get to go –
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play professional ball this is not a feel
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good movie from the eighties right where
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like oh he played two seasons and he
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blew out his knee but he still had
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a year of eligibility left so they like
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that's not reality it's just not
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Yeah,
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and the crazy thing is that you know
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this isn't over.
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Oh, no.
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There are going to be lawsuits.
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There's going to be so much litigation in
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this thing.
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Yeah,
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this is one hundred percent not over,
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unfortunately.
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But it's over for this season because by
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the time an injunction comes,
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classes will be well underway at most
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universities and nobody's going to be able
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to go back.
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One,
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the regular season is going to start here
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shortly.
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Nobody's going to want to have to deal
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with it.
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Roshas are going to be set.
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All that stuff is still in motion.
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And there still is the go through the
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motions that they go to class.
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Yeah.
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And so they're not going to be able
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to do that.
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No.
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Good.
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Again, good.
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They shouldn't be.
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It's ridiculous to begin with.
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So I actually have a couple good things
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I want to say about the WFP.
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Oh.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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stand by their marketing for their event
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this weekend and on the socials has been
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awesome.
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Now,
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the football jerseys are are weird and
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kind of nineteen eighties ish that they
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have handed out to the pro athletes.
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So because they're in Indianapolis,
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and this is taking place in the practice
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facility of the Indianapolis Colts,
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and it's the home of the NFL Combine,
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they are embracing the football aspect of
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going to, there it is.
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Got it.
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I don't know when the last time a
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mesh jersey was worn in any high-level
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football game.
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Probably in nineteen eighty seven.
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If I had to think about it.
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i would i would guess around there um
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so that's kind of lame to me but
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i do like like they were they asked
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everybody who would win the forty and
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almost all the men were like gee and
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then they asked gee and gee said me
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Everybody else is saying Guy.
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What about everybody else saying you, Guy?
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He's like, yeah, me.
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No, he's right.
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Jay Burch is going to be going to
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be going to be going to be going
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to
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It's entirely possible he might be right.
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Like,
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I remember my middle school football team
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had practiced, like had, you know, that's,
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that's mess jerseys and whatnot,
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but it's because they had been passed down
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and passed down and passed down for God
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only knows how long.
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We weren't getting any new equipment
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anytime soon.
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And that was in nineteen eighty seven.
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six, eighty seven,
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somewhere up in that area,
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maybe nineteen eighty eight.
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And they were probably ten years old at
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the time.
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So, yeah,
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I would say NFL probably early eighties.
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He's probably right.
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But the photo shoots with the helmets and
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the footballs and the stuff I think are
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really cool.
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And I they every day they're showing
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either affiliate visits by the athletes or
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they're showing
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some kind of content with goofy questions.
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They showed Chandler practicing the five
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cone drill or the three cone drill,
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whatever it is, five, ten, five.
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And so they've done a great job marketing
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this weekend.
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And I'm super pumped because I'm going to
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be there.
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And I'm excited and I'm reluctant to...
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Cause it's been a shitty week at work
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and I know I'm going to be working
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all weekend over there trying to get as
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much content as I can.
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Right.
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Um, and the thing that's bugging,
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the thing I want to see the most
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is the NFL combine stuff.
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And it is the first workout of the
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weekend.
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Yeah.
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I,
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it was some of the first stuff we
14:47
did as well.
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Um, whenever we did it at monster game.
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So, and so I am trying,
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I was going to get up on Friday
14:55
morning and just drive over to
14:56
Indianapolis.
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I'm going to get stuck in traffic trying
15:01
to get across to Indianapolis.
15:02
So I am actually leaving.
15:07
I'm leaving tonight.
15:09
and then my wife is going to be
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gone all next week so i will not
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see her for like a week and a
15:14
half after i leave tonight which is wild
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um and so i'm just reluctant and wanting
15:20
to go for that reason but i know
15:22
once i get there i'll probably have a
15:24
good time but i mean i'm excited to
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see the lighting in person that they say
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is much better in person and and all
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that kind of stuff it's so much better
15:33
when you can see it in person
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Here's the thing.
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If it is so much better when you
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can see it in person,
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then that's great for the people that are
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there.
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But those of us who are watching at
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home, maybe you should fix it for us.
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Just throw that out there.
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I don't have a problem with it at
15:46
home either.
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I know a lot of people do.
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I don't.
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I haven't seen enough of it to be
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able to tell a difference.
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So I have no opinion on it.
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I'll watch this weekend if I have time.
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But I got two children's birthday parties
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to attend on Saturday.
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And then I might actually be bringing my
16:03
daughter to the alligator,
16:05
to the seafood dock because it's alligator
16:09
season.
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And go let her watch and bring some
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alligators in.
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Sounds like a good Louisiana time.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, they're back on YouTube.
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So you can catch up wherever you want
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to now.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dude, I'm so bad about catching up.
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If I don't watch it live,
16:32
I'm probably not going to go back and
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watch it later.
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More than likely.
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I don't have the energy, the effort,
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especially not if I see...
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shit you know highlights blah blah this
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person did that and that person did that
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okay cool that's enough that's really all
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i need to see if i happen to
16:50
catch it and it's live while i'm on
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awesome i'll probably sit there and watch
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but other than that not likely i am
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super excited to see amy and laura go
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ahead that that is probably going to be
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something to see i hope that is i
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hope it's the matchup everybody thinks it
17:08
is there is a workout that is very
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heavy parallette handstand push-ups
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My guess is Amy will take a large
17:17
lead at that point.
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It's a good, strong possibility.
17:21
But other than that,
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I think it's going to be – because
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I think they're both going to be good
17:26
at the combine stuff.
17:28
I think they're both going to probably be
17:30
pretty good at the long run.
17:34
The bench press is going to be interesting
17:35
because we just don't know.
17:36
No.
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No.
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And both are really good on machines.
17:43
But that handstand push-up workout is
17:44
going to kill Laura.
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I would.
17:49
How crazy would it be if she just
17:50
got out there and just started cranking
17:52
them out?
17:53
You should get off and be like,
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what's up, bitches?
17:56
Look what I've been working on.
18:02
I'm not saying it's going to happen by
18:03
any stretch of the imagination.
18:04
I'm just saying that would make for an
18:07
interesting show.
18:08
Let's leave it at that.
18:10
I still am finding it fascinating that we
18:13
haven't heard from Amy really since the
18:15
games.
18:17
She hasn't been anywhere.
18:20
She's not on any podcast.
18:24
Nothing pumped out from CrossFit HQ.
18:26
I'm trying to think of the last thing
18:31
I actually saw her on was I think
18:34
Savannah interviewed her because he
18:36
interviewed her.
18:37
He interviewed James.
18:38
I think that's it though.
18:40
That is weird.
18:43
Why would you not be leaning in?
18:44
We had a brand new champion.
18:46
She just beat the brakes off of everybody.
18:50
Why would you not have her everywhere?
18:52
I don't understand that.
18:55
We've talked about it on the show.
18:57
She is one of the most marketable people
19:00
that CrossFit has ever had.
19:02
Ever, ever.
19:06
Box Rocks just released an interview they
19:08
did with her leading up to the games.
19:13
Well, one,
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why did it take you so damn long
19:15
if you had to sit on that thing
19:17
from before the games?
19:18
I was going to say,
19:20
did they know what year it is?
19:22
Seriously.
19:26
I have no idea, dude.
19:28
It's mind-boggling to me.
19:30
So I'm going to try to get something
19:32
with her this weekend.
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We'll see.
19:33
I don't know.
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Don't forget, she's a close talker.
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I do know.
19:39
I do remember.
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Yeah.
19:41
Need to make sure I have a lot
19:42
of space.
19:44
To be able to keep her in frame.
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Yeah.
19:51
Jay Birch says he's wearing the Clydesdale
19:53
tee today, and it's a nice fit.
19:57
Yeah.
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Make sure you go out and do one
20:00
of those big heavy deadlifts, Jay Birch.
20:01
You may PR.
20:05
And for anybody that's going to be at
20:06
WFP,
20:07
I have the whole box of shirts in
20:08
my car already.
20:10
Yeah, preloaded for your convenience.
20:13
they are ready to go um and you
20:17
can get yours uh just by clicking that
20:20
venmo or cash app just put your name
20:24
size and address in the memo and i
20:27
will get that out to you for thirty
20:28
two dollars now the way i factored out
20:32
the pricing is twenty five dollars for the
20:34
shirt seven dollars for the shipping
20:36
And so if you see me at WFP,
20:40
I will charge you twenty five dollars for
20:42
the shirt in person.
20:44
As it turns out,
20:45
no shipping necessary if Scott just has to
20:47
hand it to you.
20:50
So but they are, man,
20:52
they are so soft and they're they really
20:55
do fit well.
20:56
I really am so glad or so happy
20:59
how they turned out.
21:02
So we're mine.
21:04
Actually, mine's in my bag right now.
21:06
And the last thing about WFP is we're
21:12
not going to have a show tomorrow.
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Sorry to disappoint everybody.
21:17
But I will be in Indianapolis watching the
21:20
WFP.
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But I think Jamie and I will probably
21:22
go live after the events each night from
21:25
our Airbnb.
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uh to talk about what we saw talk
21:29
about what went down uh and do like
21:31
a little recap show uh do a little
21:36
recap show uh after each day of the
21:41
wfp and then sunday is probably going to
21:44
get delayed to like a monday or tuesday
21:46
show monday monday monday night crossfit
21:51
talk maybe so depends depending
21:55
So that's all the WFP stuff for this
21:57
weekend.
22:00
Can't wait to see all the stuff they
22:01
have going on.
22:03
And the Heart of America competition has
22:06
joined with them.
22:07
So that local comp is happening in the
22:10
same location at the same time,
22:12
which is a brilliant,
22:14
brilliant move on WFP's part.
22:17
Guess who runs both of them?
22:19
Jason Ainsley.
22:21
I actually got a free invitation,
22:23
free registration because I've competed in
22:26
Monster Games for Heart of America,
22:27
but nah, no thanks.
22:32
It's just too much.
22:34
uh shanna says beware sending in usps yeah
22:37
corey filled me in uh before we went
22:39
live today um you want to fill the
22:43
list yeah so um quick recap so shanna
22:48
is sending me one of her games jerseys
22:50
um from i forget which year it is
22:53
it really doesn't matter it's amazing
22:55
she's a games athlete it's a
22:57
good luck type deal or whatever and she
23:00
mailed it to me at the end of
23:03
july so if we look right here i
23:07
don't know if y'all can how well you
23:12
can actually see that but and it didn't
23:15
seem to move
23:17
for quite some time.
23:19
And by quite some time,
23:19
I mean about three weeks.
23:21
It went from Eugene, Oregon to Portland,
23:23
Oregon,
23:24
and then it just didn't do anything.
23:26
And I mentioned it.
23:27
I was like, hey, just FYI,
23:30
I suddenly got that thing you sent.
23:32
And she was like, oh, okay, cool.
23:34
What do you want to do?
23:35
And I said, well, just wait.
23:36
Like, it's not a big deal.
23:37
It's the postal service.
23:37
I mean, who knows?
23:39
and we waited a little bit longer and
23:41
then the basically the entire month of
23:43
august has gone by and earlier this week
23:47
i think it was shannon i said you
23:49
know maybe we should file something
23:51
because you can with the post service fyi
23:53
if you have a tracking number you can
23:54
report something as being you know missing
23:57
or or whatnot it hasn't shown up where
23:58
it was supposed to again be
24:01
And so she did that.
24:02
And then yesterday I got all of this
24:05
update at once.
24:06
So it went from Eugene,
24:08
Oregon to Portland, Oregon.
24:11
And that was on the I think the
24:14
second of of August.
24:17
And then on a twenty sixth or twenty
24:20
fifth, maybe that says, yeah,
24:21
twenty fifth.
24:22
It showed up in in Atlanta, Georgia.
24:25
Ladies and gentlemen,
24:25
I live in South Louisiana.
24:27
I don't know how much I know about
24:28
geography.
24:29
But Oregon is over here.
24:32
Atlanta is over here.
24:34
And Louisiana is like right there.
24:37
Then it went from Atlanta to Dallas,
24:40
Texas.
24:42
which they had to pass by my house
24:43
to do that.
24:45
Literally had to go back across Louisiana
24:47
to get to Dallas.
24:48
And that was the last place that we
24:49
saw it at.
24:50
And it's still in transit into the next
24:53
facility.
24:53
That was yesterday.
24:54
It was in Dallas.
24:55
So this is the latest update that we
24:56
have.
24:57
It's been all over the place.
24:59
So I got, I got, uh,
25:01
I got doctor to look it up earlier
25:03
and apparently they must have transported
25:05
it by bicycle because that's about how
25:07
long or three and a half or so
25:09
weeks,
25:09
four weeks is about what it would take
25:10
if you rode a bike from Portland,
25:12
Oregon to Atlanta, Georgia.
25:15
So, you know,
25:16
UPS is just saving a couple of dollars.
25:18
It's really all it is.
25:21
Meredith says that the Oregon Trail would
25:23
have been faster.
25:25
She's probably right.
25:26
She's probably right.
25:28
And less perilous at this point.
25:30
And what has that jersey seen?
25:32
Travel.
25:34
Travel.
25:38
So I'm excited because it actually –
25:41
I am the dude that when I order
25:43
something and I get the tracking number,
25:45
I'm looking at it.
25:46
I'm following it the entire time.
25:48
So for it actually now that it has
25:49
shown movement,
25:50
basically all it took was Shanna going to
25:52
the post office and be like, hey man,
25:54
I spent fourteen dollars shipping this
25:56
thing and it's somewhere.
25:58
And then the next day they were like,
26:00
oh yeah, no, no, here it is.
26:01
Look,
26:01
here's all the updated tracking stuff.
26:03
I don't understand how it works.
26:06
I really, really don't.
26:07
Why is it?
26:08
Why did it go all the way to
26:09
Atlanta?
26:10
Like that's,
26:10
it just bypassed us completely.
26:13
It's like when I go from Columbus to
26:15
California and I have to do it through
26:17
Charlotte.
26:18
Yeah, exactly.
26:21
I left from, uh, where was it?
26:25
I did the same, the same type thing.
26:26
Oh,
26:26
when I left from last year or year
26:29
before last, no longer than that.
26:33
Indianapolis.
26:34
Not Indianapolis.
26:35
Excuse me.
26:36
Wherever that place is.
26:38
Fort Wayne.
26:38
Flew from Fort Wayne to Charlotte and then
26:42
back to my house,
26:43
which is not the way you really want
26:46
to go.
26:46
Didn't make any sense.
26:48
Anyway, I thought USPS was out of funding.
26:52
Apparently,
26:52
they're sending it by bicycle now.
26:55
Yep.
26:56
Cheaper.
26:57
Gas prices went too high.
26:58
A hundred percent.
27:00
A hundred percent.
27:03
um i don't know if you saw this
27:05
there's been a lot of speculation about
27:06
who's going to be in the outcast team
27:08
for wadapalooza socal oh yeah we justin
27:11
and ellie announced they were on the team
27:13
on their own podcast that was confirmed by
27:16
wadapalooza yesterday all right but one
27:19
the other person we have confirmed now is
27:21
dan yell brandon
27:24
For half a second, I was like,
27:26
everybody say Dan Bailey.
27:28
Daniel Brandon.
27:28
Yep, that makes sense.
27:31
Way more sense than Dan Bailey,
27:32
by the way.
27:33
Yeah.
27:34
No disrespect to Dan.
27:35
He's a great dude.
27:38
Probably not going to be on the Water
27:39
Palooza team.
27:40
Yeah, that has been speculated as maybe,
27:44
maybe not.
27:45
And now we know for sure she is
27:47
on that team.
27:48
Sweet.
27:50
So...
27:52
That'll be interesting.
27:53
So now we know three members of all
27:56
four teams.
27:58
Well, let's go.
28:00
And we, we, I mean,
28:01
we kind of know some other,
28:02
the rest of the team for proven.
28:04
It just hasn't been a shit deductive
28:07
reasoning.
28:07
Reasoning has got us the rest of the
28:09
team for proven.
28:10
Yeah.
28:11
I mean,
28:11
I think you can deduct a lot of
28:12
things on all the,
28:13
on all four of the teams.
28:14
It's just, you know, anyway, um,
28:23
This brings up something in my mind like,
28:26
you know,
28:27
Wadapalooza has been crushing it with the
28:29
release of information leading up to their
28:32
event,
28:32
which isn't even for like another couple
28:34
weeks, month.
28:36
You know,
28:37
WFP has been releasing stuff leading up to
28:40
their event.
28:42
And it just shows the lack of marketing
28:47
that CrossFit does for their own stuff.
28:49
Have we seen anything on the Community Cup
28:51
yet?
28:53
I would do you one better.
28:54
What's the Community Cup?
28:58
I've heard Dave say sign up for it
28:59
a couple different times.
29:00
I've heard a couple people say sign up
29:01
for it a couple different times,
29:02
but that's literally it.
29:03
Like, hey, the Community Cup's going on.
29:04
You should sign up for it.
29:06
What is the Community Cup, Dave?
29:09
If you take away Dave's athlete interviews
29:12
for the games,
29:14
he's a handful of road to the games,
29:17
and that's it.
29:18
which were basically done twice because
29:21
they were done by the mayhem people and
29:22
then they were done by the like they
29:25
were done by the independent camps and
29:28
then they were done by the road by
29:29
the actual games clue in like you didn't
29:31
learn anything different on either video
29:33
it was basically the same type videos put
29:35
out in the exact same way so um
29:42
it just
29:44
It's just frustrating to me that that's
29:46
where we're at.
29:47
You're seeing things done.
29:49
I mean, hell,
29:50
Rogue is not until the end of October,
29:53
and they're releasing people twice a day.
29:58
Because they know how to generate buzz.
30:02
Yeah, that's how you sell tickets.
30:04
That's how you get people interested.
30:07
Yes, get people excited about the, hey,
30:09
I want to watch this thing.
30:11
That's fixing to go on.
30:12
Or maybe I want to participate in it
30:13
in whatever way that I can.
30:15
Xenon was doing the same thing leading up
30:17
to their first event.
30:18
Oh, hey,
30:19
this person is coming to do Xenon.
30:20
Oh, you know.
30:23
uh colton and uh what's his face come
30:26
to a team like that's gonna be that's
30:28
gonna be cool you know if you're in
30:29
the dallas area come watch it no it's
30:31
not gonna be broadcast but these people
30:32
are
30:34
And it was consistent, trickle,
30:38
putting stuff out,
30:40
making a big deal about it and whatnot.
30:41
And we got interviews by Dave of all
30:46
the games athletes,
30:46
which is the same thing we did last
30:48
year.
30:48
But he's the only person that was doing
30:51
that.
30:51
As far from CrossFit thing, like you said,
30:54
a couple of...
30:55
oh here's some road to the game stuff
30:57
which yay road to the games is back
30:59
outstanding cool you're not talking about
31:02
the people that people are you're not
31:05
trying to get you're not bringing
31:07
attention to the people who probably need
31:11
the attention more than the people who are
31:12
already having it done for them does that
31:14
make sense like you know all the people
31:16
that were featured are people that were
31:17
featured on their either their own channel
31:19
by their own camp
31:21
whatever the case may be.
31:22
Instead,
31:23
you're just rehashing the stuff that we
31:25
already see instead of going, hey,
31:28
this person just made it to the games.
31:29
There's somebody that was there that
31:31
nobody even knew who the poor dude was.
31:35
Right?
31:36
I can't even think of what the cat's
31:37
name is,
31:38
which is a shame because he is,
31:41
in fact, a games athlete.
31:43
You still got to be an animal to
31:44
make it there.
31:45
And he didn't know who he was.
31:50
Yeah.
31:52
I don't think that's a good barometer,
31:54
though, of a person's popularity.
31:55
I understand that.
31:56
I understand that.
31:57
But you're not helping your cause by
32:00
saying, you know,
32:02
here are these athletes and we're going to
32:03
focus on these six,
32:04
eight to eight athletes or whatever it is
32:07
for the entirety of the whole Realty to
32:09
Games thing.
32:10
I just don't see the point.
32:13
Fake Savant says,
32:15
you'd think he would talk about it in
32:16
his week in review,
32:17
but he wants to answer questions instead.
32:19
He does mention it.
32:21
Dave is the one person that has mentioned
32:23
the Community Cup.
32:24
He doesn't really say what it is.
32:25
He doesn't really explain what the purpose
32:28
of it is.
32:29
He just mentions it's going on this month,
32:32
and if you can still sign up and
32:33
do it.
32:35
Yeah, that's it.
32:36
Hey, the Community Cup is still going on.
32:38
You should sign up.
32:39
Still got time to do whatever,
32:41
and that's it.
32:43
but what it is and what it means
32:46
no clue no clue um i don't get
32:52
it i don't know if you guys saw
32:54
this but this is where xenon london is
32:56
going to be held have you seen this
33:01
uh oh how cool does that look
33:09
looks like a train station that is
33:10
outstanding looking yeah with the flooding
33:14
in the natural sunlight what does that
33:19
mean it's that's it's just a venue yeah
33:27
just an arena in london i guess nice
33:31
I don't know much about London sports,
33:32
but if it's not soccer,
33:36
I have absolutely no idea.
33:37
If you didn't tell me,
33:38
I'd think it's the Galleria downtown that
33:40
closed ten years ago.
33:45
Is that the mall?
33:46
No.
33:51
The gallery in Houston used to have,
33:53
I don't know if they still do,
33:53
they used to have ice skating inside,
33:57
like an ice skating rink inside of it.
33:59
That was like one of the big draws
34:00
or whatnot.
34:02
Now they have a Tesla store inside because
34:07
that's where you would buy Teslas.
34:09
I know that because that's where we went.
34:11
Yeah.
34:12
Okay.
34:12
I didn't know about the Oreo gate and
34:14
now I'm annoyed.
34:15
Thanks, Meg.
34:16
Have you seen that?
34:18
i just saw what she wrote so it's
34:21
it's exactly what she said it is but
34:22
if you go find like there's a text
34:24
message thread right it's on it's on
34:26
instagram like people post pictures of it
34:28
and whatnot and it's some woman was
34:31
complaining because somebody else's kid
34:35
came to school and had oreos and she
34:37
did not give her child oreos and was
34:40
bitching about the fact that somebody else
34:41
sent their house there somebody else sent
34:43
their child with oreos
34:45
And so like all the other moms in
34:46
the group were like, cool,
34:48
and sent their kids with Oreos.
34:49
It's like, oh,
34:52
you got a problem with Oreos?
34:53
Here's a whole bunch of them.
34:55
Knock yourself out.
34:56
Dude, it's so good.
34:58
It's so good.
35:00
What happened to the days where you would
35:03
come to school and you had your little
35:05
brown bag of goodies and you trade with
35:09
people to get the stuff you want?
35:12
That's how you learn bartering and trade
35:15
in elementary school.
35:17
I'll trade you my bologna sandwich for a
35:19
PB&J.
35:20
Now they come home and I don't know
35:23
anything about the kids themselves,
35:25
but I know what my kid would do.
35:27
My kid would figure out how to get
35:28
some Oreos out of somebody,
35:30
or she would come home and be like,
35:32
man, you know, whoever had Oreos today,
35:38
why don't I have any Oreos?
35:39
Because we don't eat like that.
35:40
And she'd be like, all right, cool.
35:41
And she'd go on about her business.
35:44
The thing that would not happen is my
35:45
wife would not be texting the other moms
35:47
in the group talking about why y'all sent
35:50
Oreos to school whenever we don't have
35:51
them at my house.
35:52
Like, that's insane.
35:55
There was a kid in my school that
35:57
every day bought graham crackers with
36:01
icing,
36:03
cake icing in the middle and made
36:05
sandwiches.
36:07
And he would make extra to sell because
36:09
they were so popular.
36:11
Smart kid right there.
36:14
That is what creativity and letting kids
36:17
deal with it on their own can do
36:19
for you.
36:21
Screw the Oreo.
36:22
Give me the graham cracker with cream
36:24
cheese icing.
36:27
Right here.
36:28
This is why Meg's my people right here.
36:29
I'd have sent a package of Mega Stuffed
36:31
Oreos.
36:32
I'd have sent a family pack of Mega
36:36
Stuffed Oreos and be like, look,
36:38
give them out to whoever you want to
36:39
give them out to.
36:40
I don't care.
36:40
Go crazy.
36:41
Do whatever you want to do with them
36:43
on general principle.
36:45
Can I just say I'm not a fan
36:46
of the Mega Stuffed?
36:48
and uh it's too much yeah double stuff
36:51
is perfect nope nope nope nope the
36:54
original oreo was made with the correct
36:56
proportions anything that varies away from
37:00
that let me ask you this while we're
37:02
talking about that from the cookie what do
37:05
you feel about all the various different
37:08
types of oreos now like peanut butter
37:11
cream and yeah i don't like that either
37:14
No, no, no.
37:16
I saw one the other day said cookies
37:18
and cream.
37:18
And I was like,
37:18
cookies and cream is an Oreo.
37:20
That makes no sense whatsoever.
37:26
Oh, cookies and cream Oreo.
37:28
You're shitting.
37:29
You are making that up.
37:31
Pretty sure I'm ninety percent.
37:32
Ninety percent.
37:33
It might not have been Oreo.
37:34
It might have been like a off brand,
37:35
you know,
37:36
whatever the high rocks of Oreos or
37:38
whatever it is.
37:41
But it was in there.
37:43
That's called Hydrox.
37:45
Whatever.
37:45
It's the same thing.
37:46
Yeah, that's what Hyroxers eat.
37:54
They eat the Hydrox cookies.
37:56
They can't afford the Oreo.
37:58
Absolutely.
38:02
Scott and Corey do not speak for their
38:04
producer regarding Oreo cookies.
38:06
Listen,
38:07
the original Oreo was around for like a
38:09
hundred years for a reason.
38:13
Vicky,
38:14
I'm going to need you to find out
38:15
how long Oreos have been a thing.
38:17
Here's the fun part.
38:18
It's got to be a hundred years.
38:20
I'm pretty sure High Rocks was first.
38:24
And then Oreos came and they just outsold
38:26
them for whatever reason.
38:27
I'm almost positive that's a thing.
38:31
I don't disagree with you.
38:33
I do believe that they are...
38:39
the hydrox cookies were first like this
38:43
the redundant department of redundancy
38:47
absolutely um mark phillips apple pie
38:51
firecracker popsicle cinnamon bun banana
38:55
pudding etc they all have some crazy ones
38:57
out there bro it's i thought he was
38:59
just listing the concession stand items
39:02
from the pool when i was
39:06
Here's a firecracker popsicle.
39:07
March six, nineteen twelve.
39:09
They've been around one hundred and twelve
39:12
years.
39:13
That's a long time, dude.
39:14
One hundred fourteen years.
39:16
That is a long time.
39:17
Oh, here we go.
39:18
I see we can't talk about cookies.
39:22
Somebody bringing up Fig Newtons.
39:24
I'm going to cuss you out later, Ramirez.
39:28
He ain't lying.
39:28
Look, here's Birch.
39:31
Pipe down, Ramirez.
39:32
Stop it.
39:37
Those may be my two favorite cookies are
39:39
Oreos and Fig Newtons.
39:41
One of them is.
39:44
Shut.
39:46
Listen,
39:47
I told you I watched the History Channel.
39:49
They had history of cookies and Fig
39:52
Newtons was included.
39:54
That is definitive proof.
39:55
The Fig Newton actually is a cookie.
40:00
Nope.
40:00
Move right along.
40:01
Now, look, see, Meg's on my side.
40:04
This is why me and Meg are friends
40:05
right here.
40:06
Is a fig new to you to consider
40:07
a cookie?
40:07
No, Meg, it's not.
40:10
Meg doesn't have friends.
40:11
She eats her friends.
40:15
Look, Mark Phillips.
40:16
Bam.
40:19
So you're going to take Mark Phillips and
40:21
Meg's opinion over the History Channel?
40:24
Absolutely.
40:25
On that one, yeah,
40:26
History Channel got it wrong.
40:27
Hey, bro,
40:28
I don't know what to tell you.
40:30
History Channel is made by men.
40:31
Man is fallible.
40:33
They put out something that was incorrect.
40:35
It's all right.
40:35
It happens all the time.
40:40
Jaybert says fruit-filled pastry.
40:42
It is not a tart.
40:48
There we go.
40:48
AI.
40:49
Fig Newton are officially classified.
40:54
Let me tell you who I'm definitely not
40:56
taking advice from.
40:58
ai you can go ahead and write that
41:00
down unless it's alan iverson that's the
41:02
whole that's the only ai i'm taking advice
41:03
from thank you vicky nope meredith brings
41:09
up a shot look even the marketing campaign
41:11
called it fruit and cake no it didn't
41:15
yes it did hey i'm the only one
41:17
old enough to be around when fig newton's
41:19
was launching the marketing campaign no
41:22
you're not
41:29
Oh,
41:29
like every three weeks we have this same
41:31
conversation about, I don't know,
41:32
probably going to be talking about cookies
41:34
and then it comes back up.
41:34
I don't know if you,
41:36
I don't know if you've seen this,
41:38
but when AI tries to take over the
41:40
world, you know, we all say it's,
41:42
it's dumb and all that stuff.
41:46
I found that this came in my algorithm
41:48
because of all of the robot Olympics I've
41:50
been watching.
41:51
Oh yeah.
41:52
Have you seen this?
41:53
No.
41:55
It burst snatches.
42:03
she beats it with a cane that is
42:06
fantastic oh i saw the one you were
42:10
talking about the other day whether it ran
42:13
bounced off the wall landed in a shower
42:17
of sparks and just went have you seen
42:20
this right here yes the box get over
42:24
more like it i like how it like
42:27
backs up and comes back up and then
42:31
and
42:40
I can't get enough.
42:41
I cannot get enough of the robot Olympics.
42:43
No, I've watched them so often.
42:47
Yep.
42:47
I remember that, Meredith.
42:48
A cookie is just a cookie,
42:50
but Fig Newtons are fruit and cake.
42:54
I must have been drunk that year.
42:55
Probably.
42:58
Probably.
43:01
All right.
43:02
I have one more video to show you,
43:04
or one more Instagram post,
43:06
and then we'll move on to whatever you
43:08
want to talk about.
43:09
Oh, that's the wrong button.
43:13
Yeah, don't do that.
43:15
So these are NFL Media Day photos,
43:18
and this is what they consider to be
43:19
the greatest Media Day photos in the
43:22
history of the NFL.
43:24
So are you ready?
43:26
Oh, yeah.
43:26
Bring it.
43:27
So the first one is DK Metcalf.
43:30
Oh, Lord.
43:33
Relax, DK.
43:34
Did you take a breath?
43:38
Gardner Minshew.
43:40
Yep.
43:41
I'm with that one.
43:42
I am with that one.
43:47
Bajon Robinson.
43:49
What the hell?
43:51
He looks like the Will Smith genie from
43:53
the live action Aladdin.
43:59
This thing's just hanging off my head.
44:00
I don't even know what to do with
44:01
that.
44:04
Cam Jordan?
44:07
Mm-hmm.
44:08
Dude, Cam's a trip.
44:10
He's been a saint for as long as
44:11
I remember.
44:12
He's the one that does the commercial that
44:13
the guys say he smells like hot dog
44:16
water.
44:19
Cam's all right.
44:20
God bless Cam Jordan.
44:21
His mama's got to come do his laundry
44:23
so he stops smelling like hot dog water.
44:25
Mm-hmm.
44:28
What else we got?
44:30
The Quinnen and Quincy Williams brothers.
44:33
Stepbrothers, baby.
44:34
That's fantastic.
44:36
And they are actually brothers?
44:38
Yeah.
44:40
That's good stuff.
44:41
Jamal Williams.
44:43
What I find... He looks psychotic.
44:47
He's looking at me and another thing.
44:49
I don't know what the other thing is.
44:50
Like how...
44:52
How his eyes are both facing in opposite
44:54
directions.
44:55
I will never understand.
44:56
Like I can't,
44:57
I can cross my eyes this way.
45:00
I defy anybody to try to do that.
45:02
Good luck.
45:04
What I found fascinating is that two
45:06
saints made the list.
45:07
Well, I mean,
45:09
I don't know if you noticed it now,
45:11
but the Superdome is in the French
45:13
Quarter.
45:13
You can walk to Bourbon from the
45:15
Superdome.
45:16
It's not hard to do.
45:18
It's not always – it's a ten-minute,
45:20
maybe fifteen-minute walk.
45:21
So there's a lot of weird shit that
45:23
goes on down there.
45:27
Just throwing that out there.
45:29
Yeah,
45:31
this is the video version of the Key
45:33
and Peele football intros.
45:36
Those are actually real football players,
45:38
though.
45:38
That's the bad part about that.
45:40
You know what?
45:41
Why wouldn't you?
45:42
Like my favorite thing is when they –
45:46
i say one of my one of my
45:47
favorite things when they would come up
45:49
like they introducing the the starting
45:51
lineups whatever and they played a little
45:52
video clips of them like talking about it
45:55
from the you whatever and like the couple
45:57
of guys who just say some off the
45:58
wall because you tell them whatever you
46:00
want like you don't have to be like
46:02
you know corey leonard lsu uh lsu tigers
46:05
or whatever like some of them would
46:06
actually just throw some crazy out there
46:09
scott switzer hessen heights elementary
46:11
Yeah, exactly.
46:13
Corey Leonard.
46:14
Pierport Bulldog.
46:16
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46:47
There was I think it was there was
46:49
one I'm trying to remember what it was
46:51
like.
46:52
I think someone said like school of hard
46:53
knocks.
46:55
Yeah.
46:56
Yeah.
46:57
I mean,
46:57
why wouldn't you do like throw that out
46:59
there?
46:59
You know,
47:00
Corey Leonard Assumption High School.
47:04
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
47:08
Son of Jessica.
47:12
Just throw some wild shit out there
47:15
instead of just, you know, blah, blah,
47:17
blah.
47:18
The U, because they all do that.
47:21
Yeah, or the Ohio State University.
47:25
Because God forbid you forget the the.
47:28
Is there an Ohio State that doesn't have,
47:31
like is there a different Ohio State
47:32
University I'm not real sure about?
47:34
So I think the lore is that Ohio
47:38
University was first.
47:41
And they were around.
47:43
And to differentiate Ohio State from Ohio,
47:48
they put a the in front to say
47:51
they were the state university.
47:55
dear lord and the lore also goes that
48:01
they stole the script ohio from ohio
48:03
university and they stole the fight song
48:07
and so it's it's my daughter actually went
48:10
to the ohio not the went to ohio
48:13
university um which was the first
48:16
university in ohio it actually existed two
48:18
years before ohio became a state
48:22
interesting
48:23
Not that anybody cares about that stupid
48:26
show.
48:27
There's your useless history for the day,
48:29
ladies and gentlemen.
48:33
And Miami of Ohio was Miami U before
48:36
W. Yeah, but nobody cares about that.
48:40
No, I'm just kidding.
48:42
They really don't.
48:43
Thanks, George.
48:44
I appreciate that.
48:44
Nobody really cares.
48:45
They care about that about as much as
48:51
I care that people care about my Ohio
48:53
University stuff.
48:56
Absolutely.
48:56
Corey Leonard, former Power Ranger.
49:01
It was only written into the renaming
49:04
legislation because of the stupid rivalry
49:07
between Ohio University and the Ohio State
49:10
University.
49:13
And politicians who were alums from Ohio
49:16
State had to get their bullshit stuff
49:18
passed.
49:19
So it was the only state university.
49:22
Jesus Christ.
49:25
It's just like the governor of Louisiana
49:27
trying to interfere in getting Daquan
49:29
Wright to play for the Tigers.
49:31
Oh, yeah.
49:32
That's exactly what happened.
49:34
That's exactly what happened.
49:35
Jeff Landry was hot on it trying to
49:37
make that happen because he didn't have
49:39
enough problems to deal with in and of
49:41
itself.
49:42
That's what it was reported on GetUp
49:45
yesterday.
49:46
Oh,
49:46
and that doesn't surprise me whatsoever.
49:48
Because he is a big-time LSU alum and
49:52
fan.
49:53
Yes, yes.
49:54
So naturally,
49:55
he was just in there just trying to
49:56
get this dude and go get him out
49:58
of Cleveland and get him back over here.
49:59
Please stop.
50:01
Jesus H. Christ.
50:06
Mark Phillips forgets stuff exists outside
50:08
the SEC.
50:10
Well,
50:10
there's three national championships in a
50:12
row that exist outside the SEC.
50:14
Remember how many they had before that?
50:16
I'm trying to remember exactly.
50:18
We had our share.
50:21
Speaking of,
50:22
the Ohio State University padded the SEC's
50:25
bowl record for about ten fucking years
50:27
there.
50:28
Quite some time.
50:30
I am not an Ohio State fan.
50:32
Do not.
50:33
No, I'm not.
50:33
Do not label that on me.
50:35
Like,
50:35
you want to go with David Reed and
50:37
Judy Reed?
50:38
No.
50:39
No, I like to read too much.
50:41
I like to read too much.
50:42
Plus, I mean, he's a diver.
50:45
He's not a football player.
50:46
I'm just saying.
50:51
And I know Andrew Sten is anti the
50:54
Ohio State as well.
50:56
He's a bearcat thing down there in the
50:58
Cincinnati area.
51:00
The bearcat.
51:02
Oh, my word.
51:05
Old friend.
51:07
Ladies and gentlemen.
51:09
Yep, former Power Ranger.
51:11
I like how they made me the Black
51:12
Ranger.
51:13
That is outstanding.
51:15
That is outstanding.
51:16
I don't know,
51:19
if you've never watched the Power Rangers
51:21
when you were a kid whatsoever, they,
51:23
one hundred percent,
51:24
was not troped at all because the Black
51:27
Ranger was a black dude and the Yellow
51:29
Ranger was an Asian lady.
51:31
That totally didn't happen,
51:33
except the fact that it did.
51:37
And being as how people didn't know I
51:39
was not a black guy,
51:41
which I also didn't know.
51:44
Did you see the comment on YouTube?
51:45
The guy that thought you were black is
51:47
still having trouble.
51:49
And every time he watches the show,
51:52
Because he can't believe that it was on
51:55
the YouTube comments like yesterday or the
51:57
day before.
51:59
He still has trouble because your voice
52:01
coming out of the face he sees doesn't
52:03
make sense to him.
52:04
His brain just keeps... Oh, God.
52:16
Jesus Christ.
52:18
That is good.
52:19
Oh, my Lord.
52:22
And Meg says, you're not black?
52:25
I know.
52:26
I know.
52:29
I know.
52:29
That was my favorite moment from the
52:31
CrossFit Games.
52:35
Yeah.
52:35
Who thought Corey was black?
52:38
That's a highlight of my weekend for
52:41
certain.
52:43
That's a highlight of my weekend.
52:46
I looked six foot on camera and dude,
52:47
Mark, I took,
52:48
so I did our pump session this morning.
52:52
So basically there's a bunch of
52:53
bodybuilding stuff at the gym this morning
52:56
and videoed a little bit of it and
52:59
like, man, I look tall on camera,
53:01
but I am not FYI.
53:03
That's not even, that's not even a thing.
53:05
Where was it?
53:06
Apparently on camera,
53:07
you look and sound like Carl Weathers.
53:12
it's fine it's fine it's fine rest in
53:14
peace dude i mean who doesn't love carl
53:16
weathers you know you look like and you
53:21
look and sound like a six foot black
53:22
man yeah action jackson baby all day long
53:30
Ladies and gentlemen,
53:31
if you have never seen Action Jackson,
53:33
I highly recommend going find that.
53:37
It's got to be on.
53:39
I hope it's on.
53:39
It's got to be somewhere.
53:42
If you've never seen Action Jackson,
53:44
I do not look like Eminem, dude.
53:45
What the hell?
53:49
The only person to be mistaken for black
53:51
and a cowboy at the same time.
53:53
Yeah.
53:53
I mean,
53:53
it's two different groups of people,
53:55
but I'm one hundred percent.
53:56
Yeah.
53:57
He is, in fact, lawman Bass Reeves.
54:09
That would be me.
54:11
How's it going?
54:13
I need to go check the YouTube comments.
54:14
I'm going to go let him know.
54:17
My brother in Christ, I promise you.
54:20
I'm sorry for the confusion.
54:21
I don't know what to tell you.
54:27
Hootie was not a black cowboy.
54:28
First of all,
54:30
if you know anything about Hootie and the
54:32
Bluefish,
54:32
do not call Darius Rucker Hootie because
54:35
he is not Hootie of Hootie and the
54:37
Bluefish.
54:40
He's not?
54:42
Don't start.
54:44
I know you know that.
54:48
I felt the same way.
54:49
I was just as shocked as anybody else
54:51
was to find out that Hootie was not,
54:53
in fact, Darius Rutter.
54:55
But, I mean, whatever.
54:58
Who is Hootie?
54:59
That really is blowing my mind.
55:02
and uh oh i don't you didn't know
55:03
that i didn't know it he is not
55:06
hooting i would i would have i would
55:07
have sworn a stack of bible that had
55:09
been a thing a random piece of information
55:11
you would have known no he is not
55:14
in fact hooty of hooting the bullfish um
55:16
i don't know if there actually was a
55:18
hoodie but i know it's not darius is
55:23
he a blowfish
55:24
and uh apparently i don't know i hope
55:28
vicky's looking it up right now because i
55:30
want to i need to feel vindicated as
55:32
far as that's concerned but i know that
55:36
people would you know hey hootie whatever
55:39
whenever they were still like hooting
55:40
whenever they were still at a band he
55:42
was like dude i'm not hootie uh they
55:44
were college buddies of darius in theory
55:47
yeah well there is no in person yep
55:55
i know there's no one named hootie but
55:57
he just by like um common law he
56:02
became hootie right it's my son he was
56:06
just born yesterday we're gonna call him
56:09
hootie
56:18
Every time we see me and my wife
56:20
see somebody who's got just like a
56:22
ridiculous like name and it's not,
56:25
not necessarily like a college football
56:26
player or whatnot,
56:27
just somebody who's like,
56:30
they added extra commas where they didn't
56:32
need to be comma or, you know,
56:33
apostrophes in their names and whatnot.
56:35
I'm like, do we miss a good opportunity?
56:37
Could have named Jameson,
56:39
whatever that is.
56:40
Like just,
56:40
there's all kinds of extra letters and
56:42
whatnot are there.
56:44
Like, my name's Ashley, but I spell it,
56:46
you know, it starts with a Z.
56:47
I'm like, what?
56:48
That doesn't make any sense.
56:49
Starts with a Z. Yeah.
56:56
Every time we see someone, it's like, yes,
56:58
exactly.
56:59
Jameson, but with no,
57:00
there's no vowels in it whatsoever.
57:03
We just went the proven route and just
57:05
kind of did like that.
57:07
LaDasha.
57:07
Mm-hmm.
57:10
Oh, gosh.
57:12
My friend is a college professor,
57:15
and someone showed up,
57:16
and their name was SSSS.
57:21
And she's like,
57:23
and then the guy's offended.
57:25
Of course.
57:26
He goes, no, it's Forrest.
57:29
It's Forrest.
57:30
No, it's not.
57:32
no it's not that's not how that works
57:35
it's not how the english language works
57:37
did you see this is this has been
57:39
forever um you just i have to go
57:41
find it i have it's a it's a
57:44
story somebody had put up of like this
57:46
dude who got his license renewed when he
57:48
was a kid like eighteen twenty years old
57:51
somewhere somewhere in that area and
57:53
thought it would be funny to add on
57:55
his signature to put three cat faces
58:01
On his driver's license,
58:01
you have your signature on it and whatnot.
58:04
And then he went and bought a house.
58:07
And he still had that as his driver's
58:09
license signature.
58:10
And he got started into the...
58:13
If anybody's bought a house before,
58:15
guess what?
58:15
You got to sign your name like nine
58:17
thousand times.
58:19
And they started it and somebody looked at
58:21
it and looked at the picture of his
58:22
ID and had to stop the whole process
58:24
because he was just signing his name.
58:27
And it has to match the one on
58:29
your driver's license, he said.
58:30
So the first house purchase he ever
58:32
bought,
58:32
he said he had to draw three little
58:34
cat faces.
58:36
He said,
58:37
because because because eighteen year old
58:39
me didn't think that, you know,
58:40
thirty year old me would be buying a
58:42
house at any given point in time.
58:43
So why would I need to sign my
58:45
name?
58:45
Like I thought I would be cute and
58:46
you can have you can sign whatever you
58:48
want.
58:50
Bro.
58:53
Oh, my word.
58:56
Oh,
58:57
I once had a client with last name
58:59
huge.
59:00
I pronounced it as such.
59:01
She corrected me.
59:02
It's huge.
59:04
It's huge.
59:05
No, it's not.
59:09
No, it's not.
59:10
It's just not.
59:11
So when you're telling the story about the
59:13
guy signing three cat faces,
59:15
all I could think of in my head
59:16
was,
59:17
is that the character from The Sopranos,
59:19
Big Pussy?
59:19
Big Pussy, yeah.
59:22
Entirely possible.
59:25
um talking about that so that the people
59:27
correcting somebody because their name's
59:29
not what what they say it is when
59:30
i was working construction this was
59:32
forever ago driving piles we showed up so
59:36
you get a big job site where you
59:38
you know we we were the first person
59:40
that usually the first people there put
59:41
down the foundation as other people start
59:42
coming in so i don't have to remember
59:45
scott vicky uh marco tessa whatever
59:49
everybody's joe we just called everybody
59:51
joe i still do it to this day
59:54
um so fyi if i run across you
59:57
and just call you joe don't feel that
1:00:00
i just didn't remember your name and
1:00:01
immediately so we get on we get into
1:00:04
this job site and this dude walks up
1:00:05
he's a safety man he's got a red
1:00:07
hard hat on and it says preacher right
1:00:10
there across it and if we were there
1:00:12
this is like the either first or second
1:00:14
day we were there
1:00:16
and uh talking to him whatnot and fixing
1:00:18
to go get started it's first thing in
1:00:19
the morning sorry hi joe and he stopped
1:00:24
us and he went no they called me
1:00:26
preacher and i went hi joe and he's
1:00:30
like no no no they and he pointed
1:00:34
the thing on his head and he said
1:00:36
no no they they called me preacher and
1:00:38
i said cool on this job you gonna
1:00:42
be joe and then we all just kind
1:00:44
of walked off
1:00:45
And it took him probably about three,
1:00:47
four days before he realized like it
1:00:48
wouldn't, we wouldn't just pick it on him.
1:00:50
Like it was everybody out there,
1:00:52
but just to look on his face when
1:00:53
he's just like, no, no, they, they,
1:00:56
they call me preacher.
1:00:57
And I was like, we got it.
1:01:01
We got, I can see it.
1:01:02
It's written right there across the front
1:01:04
of your hard hat.
1:01:04
Oh,
1:01:08
so the last thing I want to leave
1:01:09
you with, and then we'll take off is,
1:01:11
uh,
1:01:12
I found out where I'm going to spend
1:01:13
all my extra money.
1:01:15
Oh,
1:01:17
yeah is it a lego store in new
1:01:19
york it is not it is this new
1:01:22
gadget uh this is how we started a
1:01:25
campfire in now have you seen this oh
1:01:31
please yep i need one of those
1:01:40
I got news for you.
1:01:41
If you poured that much gas on that
1:01:42
thing, you couldn't get the fire.
1:01:43
You didn't get that fire that close to
1:01:44
it.
1:01:44
That would explode it right.
1:01:46
Yeah.
1:01:46
I learned that lesson at like eight years
1:01:48
old.
1:01:49
I burned all the hair off my leg
1:01:51
when I was like twenty two or twenty
1:01:53
three.
1:01:53
Something like that.
1:01:54
Trying to pour a little gas trail.
1:01:57
A flamethrower that looks like a water
1:01:59
pistol.
1:02:00
Bring it.
1:02:02
Bring it.
1:02:03
How much is that?
1:02:05
I have no idea.
1:02:08
What's the name of the company?
1:02:10
I don't know.
1:02:11
It says like butane torch, I think.
1:02:14
Don't use it on a candle.
1:02:15
Hey, Tessa,
1:02:16
don't tell me how to live my life,
1:02:17
bro.
1:02:19
Don't tell me how to live my life.
1:02:21
Light the birthday candles and you just
1:02:22
have a layer of wax on the top
1:02:27
of it.
1:02:27
Hold on.
1:02:27
I got it.
1:02:30
See if I got a lighter?
1:02:31
No.
1:02:32
Stand by.
1:02:32
I got it.
1:02:33
The reason why I asked is because they
1:02:35
could be a really good sponsor for the
1:02:36
show.
1:02:37
I think we could probably help them out
1:02:39
a whole lot.
1:02:41
Whatever.
1:02:42
Whatever the name of that.
1:02:45
It's a flamethrower.
1:02:46
I don't know.
1:02:46
It's not anything else but a flamethrower.
1:02:49
It might not shoot as far as a
1:02:50
flamethrower probably does.
1:02:52
Or so I've been told.
1:02:55
But it's definitely a flamethrower.
1:03:00
uh the uh get your thirds and buy
1:03:03
a flamethrower there you go have fun
1:03:06
during the day and sleep well at night
1:03:08
what absolutely uh would be great for
1:03:14
beehives the hairdo we need the honey oh
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that kind of beehive i thought she meant
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like for their
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The Marge Simpson look.
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You don't need that much flame for those
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to go up.
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Probably not.
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Probably not.
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All right, guys.
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Joseph wants to go five more minutes.
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Wasp.
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Wasp nests,
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that makes a whole lot more sense.
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But don't burn your house down.
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We at the Gladiator Media Podcast do not
1:03:47
recommend burning your house down in
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pursuit of burning a wasp nest off.
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Can you imagine the legal language that
1:03:56
has to accompany that gun?
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I mean,
1:04:01
if you think about disclaimers and the...
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Right.
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If you think about what it just says
1:04:05
on a hairdryer, right?
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Like,
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don't use this in the tub or in
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the shower, right?
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That kind of shit.
1:04:12
I can't imagine what they have on there
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for a flamethrower because that's
1:04:16
basically what that is.
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Not intended for creme brulee.
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Not with that attitude.
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Yeah.
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What if you make a really big creme
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brulee, right?
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You can't just,
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you can't do that with a regular torch.
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Yeah.
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The only person that could eat a creme
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brulee that big is a six foot black
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cowboy.
1:04:43
Bass Reeves.
1:04:44
On that, let's go, Vicky.
1:04:46
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
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room to jazz me up.
1:04:50
I'm already jazzy.
1:05:02
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:05:03
saddle.
1:05:04
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:05:05
saddle.
1:05:06
Talking reps,
1:05:07
real life strength in the battle.
1:05:10
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
1:05:12
we cover it all.
1:05:15
Midday motivation every time we press
1:05:17
call.
1:05:19
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:05:21
heat.
1:05:21
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
1:05:24
Half hour hustle, yeah,
1:05:25
we building that brand.