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"He's NOT RGIII" episode 187

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about:

🤠 Rally recaps the Dallas Rally weekend

🎂 “Cake without icing” — what that means this week

✈️ Why fans travel to away games & cross stadiums off their list

🏛️ Mayor Bowser spotted in Dallas for the game

🏟️ Comparing the NFL’s newest stadiums to the oldest

💬 Defending Jayden after fans criticized him for texting his mom

🚫 When fans cross the line

🎭 Fake fans & turning on Terry

🏥 Injury list keeps growing

💸 Fans caring more about bets & fantasy than the team

😨 Reaction when Jayden went down

⏱️ Cowboys’ TD with :45…

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