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BONUS: Celebrity Couples - Hit or Split · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the Give Them La La Podcast
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  Speaker 1: bonus episode. This one was a tough bonus episode because
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  Speaker 1: there's so many celebrity couples that are actually real that
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  Speaker 1: I just saw on TV where I'm like, I wish
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  Speaker 1: these people were together. I wish these people weren't together.
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  Speaker 1: But then there's the aspect of I live in a
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  Speaker 1: hole and I'm like, maybe they are together still, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, right, So I like this topic, Jess. Did
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  Speaker 1: we get a lot of people sliding in the dms
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and a lot of similar answers before I even
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  Speaker 2: look at them. Though, I want to say who I want,
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  Speaker 2: but you guys say who you want because I wanted
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  Speaker 2: these two together forever.
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  Speaker 1: So the topic is celebrity couples that you wish were
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  Speaker 1: still together and ones that you wish were not together
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  Speaker 1: any longer. Yes, Okay, I've learned in this world there's
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  Speaker 1: no winning with what I say these days, so it's fine,
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  Speaker 1: let's go off. I don't love the machine gun Kelly
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  Speaker 1: Megan Fox together coupling, and there are times where I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: are they still together? I don't really know, because I
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  Speaker 1: saw like a clip of her doing an interview and
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  Speaker 1: she was talking. She talks like she's very much like
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  Speaker 1: not in a relationship, but then they're seen together and
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  Speaker 1: drinking each other's blood and things like that, which is like,
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  Speaker 1: totally do you boo, like if you want to create
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  Speaker 1: this remake of Angelina Jolie And she's, oh, Billy Bob
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  Speaker 1: Thornton like, I totally am down for it. No, you've
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  Speaker 1: talked about this. I just don't. It feels very toxic
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  Speaker 1: and dangerous to a little dangerous, a little dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you, do you think they're in because
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  Speaker 2: you know, we all know that you've spent a little
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  Speaker 2: time with them. Is it possible they're in an open relationship?
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  Speaker 3: I only hope.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think the keyword is little time with them.
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  Speaker 1: I give them La la podcast back in the day
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  Speaker 1: was the podcast that broke them as a couple. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Like they were doing that movie or whatever, the one
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  Speaker 1: about the Big Grass and she was in it.
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  Speaker 3: Something big, laying in laying in.
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  Speaker 1: The breast, lay in a hospital bed with a full
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  Speaker 1: face of makeup on after she had almost just died.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, bet you look good after just getting wrecked.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's wild?
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  Speaker 1: Too.
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  Speaker 2: She is stunning without makeup on. You've seen her without
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  Speaker 2: makeup on, it's like a you thing pretty with makeup,
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  Speaker 2: but then you've see him without makeup and like and
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  Speaker 2: then you're like, oh, oh, you're just pretty.
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  Speaker 1: It's like one of those well I appreciate you saying that, well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I mean, this is just this is as
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  Speaker 1: good as it gets without the makeup. So and I'm
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  Speaker 1: lazy as it gets. But that's where they met, right
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  Speaker 1: on that movie, and we're there in Puerto Rico, and
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  Speaker 1: they just started talking about how they're together, and it
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh wow, We're like they're talking about their
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  Speaker 1: relationship on this little podcast. This is great. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know them very well as a couple. What I
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  Speaker 1: do know is it's two very intense people and it
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  Speaker 1: just seems but I only know what i've read, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and like Mom says, paper takes ink, like you can
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  Speaker 1: literally write whatever you want. And then I'm only reading headlines,
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  Speaker 1: which I think most people are. So you know, her
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  Speaker 1: drinking his blood and vice versa could be totally like
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  Speaker 1: good for you and some weird thing that we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And they're all gonna live until like one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty and turned into vampires.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe cut to next week we'll be drinking each other.
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  Speaker 2: There's blood on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up and pass away away. I Also
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  Speaker 1: the couple that I wish would have worked out is
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  Speaker 1: the fake couple?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean like TV? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Ross and Rach.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for taking mind.
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  Speaker 1: They did. They did work out. They very much worked out.
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  Speaker 2: Did they Okay? Did they work out? In the show?
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  Speaker 1: I got off the plane? Don't you remember?
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  Speaker 3: Spoiler? Alercs you haven't seen it?
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  Speaker 1: Who hasn't seen from introduced.
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  Speaker 3: So many people to Seinfeld?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're talking about Friends, not seld.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody I've introduced to Seinfeld hasn't seen Friends.
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  Speaker 1: That's very true, actually, and I'm happy that you pointed
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  Speaker 1: that out. But then it's left up to the imagination.
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  Speaker 3: Of what they do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like she gets off the plane, but like, do
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  Speaker 1: they get into a fight?
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  Speaker 3: Ross could say I already found somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you never know. In my mind it worked out.
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  Speaker 1: Fun fact, I have to stop watching Friends at season
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  Speaker 1: like eight, because then I know it's coming to a
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  Speaker 1: close and it starts making me sad. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: when things end.
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  Speaker 2: It still goes till ten, right, I think.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, yeah, I stopped watching earlier than that. I
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  Speaker 3: don't like when Chandler and Monica.
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  Speaker 1: Date or oh, you're tapping out around season five.
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  Speaker 3: I like when they're like fooling around, but like when
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  Speaker 3: they're like moving in and like Rachel has to decide
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  Speaker 3: to move out with Phoebe and that like that's where
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, I can go back to the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: When Rachel starts cutting her hair short is when I
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  Speaker 1: know it's time to tap out. We're getting into into
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  Speaker 1: like the end territory, and it just makes me sad.
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  Speaker 3: I like season one through hard nipples.
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  Speaker 2: Hard nipples are I thought, Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're away. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Really first, that's the couple I wish would have worked
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  Speaker 1: out Rachel and her nipples throughout all the seasons of Friends.
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  Speaker 3: We can all stand by that. That's a relationship we
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  Speaker 3: all get behind.
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  Speaker 2: Brought him back with her bra. Those are fake nipples.
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  Speaker 1: I can't any of you are.
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  Speaker 3: I need to see the real areola and the real
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  Speaker 3: Hella Ariola.
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  Speaker 2: You love it, baby, show me your ideal size of
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  Speaker 2: areola with your hands.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to out shoe mm hmmm, A face
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  Speaker 1: full O.
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  Speaker 3: Good like quarter? A good quarter? Size is good? A
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  Speaker 3: quarter ariola?
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  Speaker 1: Dime nipple, let's run it a dime? Oh oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: a dime? Okay, what about yours?
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  Speaker 3: Just are you guys? You guys? Are you guys thinking
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  Speaker 3: about your own nipples right now now?
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  Speaker 1: Actually?
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  Speaker 3: Not at all.
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  Speaker 2: Ariolas and nipples are beautiful and we love and appreciate
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  Speaker 2: them all.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I said I'll take a face full of areola,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll also take a little quarter.
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  Speaker 1: I love that you don't just griminy against nipple size.
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  Speaker 3: Or ties a's, b's, d's bring them on.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you know what that good for you?
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  Speaker 3: I know?
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  Speaker 1: I love how inclusive you are.
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  Speaker 3: I do like a fat ass though.
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  Speaker 1: He's like.
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  Speaker 3: Both you and me both.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's yours? Jess? You've been really itching to tell
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  Speaker 1: us about you?
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  Speaker 2: I sure have. And guess what it's Jennifer Aniston but
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  Speaker 2: in real life and Brad, oh they were so cute?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, okay, you guys. Wait, let's put a rule
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  Speaker 2: in my mind. If there was any toxicity and then
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  Speaker 2: I know there was, like the cheating with Angelina, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not thinking about all that.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm thinking, Oh, I'm thinking about him as a
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  Speaker 1: dad and how his own children come out and say,
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  Speaker 1: what a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not thinking about that. Can we ignore that for
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  Speaker 2: a second.
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  Speaker 3: And just attend that we're just looking at looks?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Press he may have been a fantastic
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  Speaker 1: father to Jennifer Aniston's kids. You never know.
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  Speaker 2: And also this is gonna get some ship, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna say it anyway. I really liked Taylor because of
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  Speaker 2: the documentary. I really liked Taylor Swift and Joe Allen?
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever see the doc No Dog were like
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  Speaker 2: her documentary. I'm gonna I forget the titles, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: not even gonna try. But he just seemed supportive, Like
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  Speaker 2: you saw footage of her, like after her concert, she
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  Speaker 2: like ran and jumped on him and hugged him. They
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  Speaker 2: were cute, Joe Allen.
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  Speaker 1: She ran and jumped on him. So is it a repeat?
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  Speaker 1: Just whatever we're watching with Travis Kelcey, She's just done
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  Speaker 1: this with every other dude. There's like, literally nothing special.
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  Speaker 1: It's very special. The Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift romance
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  Speaker 1: is very.
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  Speaker 2: Special, very special.
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  Speaker 1: What's the guy's name.
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  Speaker 2: Joe alwen a l A. She was with him for
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  Speaker 2: a while, but it seemed very private.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, who is he Joe? I think he's an
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  Speaker 4: actor Alwin or elwyn a l w y N. I believe, Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: he's cute.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you like them together. I'll take your word
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  Speaker 1: for it.
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  Speaker 2: They were cute, cute. Do you have anyone Easton?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Who I mean? I rather I liked Kylie and
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  Speaker 3: no Travis Scott together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: And then my fake one is Niles and Daphne.
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  Speaker 1: A Fraser reference. Did they Did they end it or
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Sure it's like on a cliffhanger as well, Like it's
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  Speaker 3: like they're together, but it's almost like up to you
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  Speaker 3: for it meant to be.
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  Speaker 1: Were you a Frasier person?
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  Speaker 3: No, And I'm going off because I didn't watch like
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  Speaker 3: the very end, but I did know, like there's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of talks of like where they meant to be together.
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  Speaker 3: So I know it's a cliffhanger, but they've they talk
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  Speaker 3: and they have like they date in the show and
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  Speaker 3: it's on and off. Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Daphne Day the Virgin, she plays the virgin in Seinfeld
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  Speaker 1: myself one of my diaphragms all the way across the floor,
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  Speaker 1: like you haven't washed your diaphragm before it?
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  Speaker 3: And then she ends up I'm talking about no hooks,
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  Speaker 3: hooks everywhere, and he goes, you're mad, aren't you? And
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  Speaker 3: then she ends up sleeping with John.
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  Speaker 1: John John JFK. You guys, please start watching Seinfelds if
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  Speaker 1: you have not. I love that references and I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: that you threw it back to Fraser and ty U
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  Speaker 1: Kylie and Travis Scott. I don't that's a great one.
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  Speaker 2: They also make very very cute gunning babies.
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  Speaker 3: I was just thinking about with Timothy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he ain't hitting that right, are they? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He cannot handle all of that ass?
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking me? I feel like I could, though.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like he doesn't even know how to masturbait correctly?
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  Speaker 2: Timothy?
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  Speaker 1: What makes you think that his face right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? His hair right?
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  Speaker 1: Does your hair give I know how to masturbate perfectly?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what my hair gives? I don't have time
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  Speaker 3: to wash it because all I'm doing is fucking. I
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  Speaker 3: like it?
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  Speaker 1: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: All right? What do friends say? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I forgot these two were separated. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.
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  Speaker 1: Don't miss that couple at all, not even a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: is it?
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  Speaker 2: Jenna Dewante.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know who that is. She's a damn savie
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  Speaker 1: that he was in like one of the first ones.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like done, Jenna, step step, step up.
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  Speaker 2: She's stunning. We have Selina ooh, this is a spicy one. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: They don't tell me if they wish they were together
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  Speaker 2: or not together.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was a little confused about that too. Couples
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  Speaker 1: that you wish were or weren't. Right, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: read it, Okay, I'm going to give my two cents
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  Speaker 1: on if I feel like it's one way or the other.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: This one right underneath it says Selena and Justin love
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  Speaker 2: them together. But I'm happy for him with his new love.
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  Speaker 3: I did see that, and I would have liked to
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  Speaker 3: see Justin and Selena together. But then I and she's pregnant.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Hailey is Hailey Bieber is pregnant, And all I can
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  Speaker 1: think about is when is she do? Because what are
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  Speaker 1: the chances that she has the same name for her
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  Speaker 1: kid as I have for mine. There's no shot in
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  Speaker 1: why is it baby s Yeah, no, but that's always
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  Speaker 1: my biggest fears. No. Literally, there's no reason why I
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  Speaker 1: would even be thinking this. There's no reason why they
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  Speaker 1: would even choose this name. There's no reason why anybody, No,
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  Speaker 1: there is no shot now. But all I think about
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  Speaker 1: when I see someone who's pregnant, like, what are the
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  Speaker 1: chances of this bitch having the same name that I do?
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  Speaker 2: And let me tell you why Haley would never pick
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  Speaker 2: a baby name that starts with us, just because people
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  Speaker 2: are so crazy with Selena and she's still she's still
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: answering for Selena shit, so she'd.
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  Speaker 1: Never never Well, Selena is a fan favorite Selena. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Her Instagram numbers say that speak for themselves. They speak
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  Speaker 1: for themselves. But she's with that Benny guy now, right,
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Benny Blanco.
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  Speaker 3: And I wish I love him to dead too. But
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  Speaker 3: it's also like, who do you wish he was with
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Benny Blanco? I don't know, somebody else skid Row.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, Benny.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot of stand up leave it in.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a ship. That's funny. Funny.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: By the way, we left the house after watching Dave
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  Speaker 1: ships house.
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  Speaker 2: One so funny, so.
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  Speaker 3: People taking twenty percent of the alphabet for themselves. That one,
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember what it does.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: I remember that stones and stones, He's it's so funny anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's hysterically, it's really funny.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry he in his cookbook. Shout out of his cookbook.
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  Speaker 3: I'd probably a stoner cookbook.
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  Speaker 1: First, he's very funny. He's very funny.
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  Speaker 2: Idiot.
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  Speaker 3: But no, but now I can see why like Selena
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  Speaker 3: is dating him. He's a person out the one thing
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  Speaker 3: that I shout women out for love him for his personality.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just dragging him.
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  Speaker 1: No good for her, but literally, there is nothing better
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  Speaker 1: than a dude who can make you laugh your ass off.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how much dudes I've been out with
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  Speaker 1: where I'm like, you are so fine, but I am
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: bored to tears and I don't know that this is
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  Speaker 1: Why can't I have it all? Why can't you look
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  Speaker 1: like this and have a personality similar to mine? Funniest shit?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm bringing it all. Where are you step up?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: You can't have it all?
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I want myself in male form. Oh my god, I
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: need to choot my horn that's all it is. No
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  Speaker 1: one else is.
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  Speaker 3: So that's the beat.
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  Speaker 1: Beep, all right, Jessica, were.
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  Speaker 3: Funny at all?
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  Speaker 2: No idea. There are so many one, two, three, four,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: There are seven in a row, in a row. Robert
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Patterson and I thought it was Pattinson. Is it not,
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  Speaker 2: producer John?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I he is Pattinson? Who's Robert Patterson?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: They all say, well, three of them say, Robert Patterson
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: and Kristin Stewart.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Who is Robert Patterson?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: They're the Twilight couple?
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  Speaker 1: No? Is it pat Edward?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Pattinson? You guys, come on, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
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  Speaker 1: We wish they would have worked out. Isn't she a lesbian? Maybe?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Bye bye?
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  Speaker 2: I think she's bye she Remember was that whole scandal
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  Speaker 2: because she was caught kissing a director of a film,
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  Speaker 2: A Beauty and the Beast, and she was dating him
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: at the time. It was a scandal. Scandal. I see
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  Speaker 2: a lot of I see a lot of Angelina and Brad.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: You guys, I think you need to google that. Angelina
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  Speaker 2: and Brad Pitt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they wish they were still together.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know what, they're just named So maybe you
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  Speaker 2: mean you wish.
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  Speaker 1: They're happy that they're not together anymore. You're happy that
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  Speaker 1: they're not together anymore, is what I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I hope So Kyle and Moe from Early Real
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Housewife Beverly Hill season, how do you feel about that?
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  Speaker 1: I think that that one is when we can all
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  Speaker 1: get behind. I think, what happened with that marriage whatever,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: whatever did it happened? I don't know, hopeful, I think
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  Speaker 1: we'll see it play out this coming season, because you
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: know they've started filming again. But that marriage was just
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  Speaker 1: so it just seemed so sweet, like they had the
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: best time together. They were best friends. You could tell
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  Speaker 1: they were sexually attracted to each other. It's like you
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  Speaker 1: had it all and then things just changed.
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  Speaker 2: Things change and people change, and life is short and
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  Speaker 2: sometimes you gotta make decisions.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: You got sometimes you got to put your vagina somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Else sometimes exactly Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
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  Speaker 1: After seeing the documentary, I hear you that one's a
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  Speaker 1: really sad one too, especially because I feel like that
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  Speaker 1: was the love of her life. So timing is everything.
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  Speaker 1: And the hard thing about it too, is that at
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  Speaker 1: that point in time, like back in the day, it
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: turned so toxic and it was due to an outsider.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: It was like something was thrown at them that neither
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: of them knew how to control, neither of them knew
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: how to take on. She's obviously very soft spoken, he's
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: a rock star, and it became very intense over this
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: guy and a sex tape, like he really fucked their
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: worlds up.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: They were, like, you said, wrong timing though, because what
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: it seems he's with that Britney girl. Now do you
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: know who he's with brit.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I think so, And it seems like I don't know
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: he's happy, but who knows.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Seems on social media it seems like everyone's happy on
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: social media.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Well. Also, it goes back to like the universe and
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: it placing you where you're supposed to be.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, someone here put they wish Chloe and Tristan
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: were still together?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Who wrote that?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Honestly, yes, I'd rather see Chloe with lamar odom Oh.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you ever want her to be with
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: that guy who, like you guys, embarrassed her over time
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: and time again, time and.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Time was just he was always good to her.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: He just was battling his own like he's battling his
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: own demons. Does he have a Did they start the podcast? Yeah?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Did they?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Or was that just something that was a news item?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: If it actually came out. Lamar Odom was said to
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: be starting a podcast with Caitlin Jenner. I wonder if
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: it ever happened. It was like sports, yeah related, Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: oh my god, is it producer John?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Nothing news came out besides the original announcement.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: It looks like that is a buzzkill.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Honestly, listen to it because you never talk.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you never announce what you're doing unless you
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: have a date that it's gonna be coming out, you know,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: But who knows.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: They could be working on it and with so many
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: people around them, somebody said something.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you think it got leaked.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I could see it being like getting leaked, and then
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: you know, with how I don't know at their schedules,
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: they could with it being who knows if they're doing
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: a live or if they're just doing ten pre you know,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: recorded and putting it out over ten weeks.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Who knows that that's true. Do you guys remember early
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: seasons of keeping up at the Kardashians and.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: They were in their small homes.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It was literally this scene took place in Kim Kay's
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: apartment complex where she Chloe is dating I believe a
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Timberwolves player.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Are they in the Is this like the they take
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Miami No or something? Because I only remember your Courtney
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: in all of them living in that one house, and
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: then they all bought their own homes. No time I
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: remember them in like in Miami No.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't all live there same complex where Kim goes
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: in and she's like, my Betley's gone, and it was
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: in the parking garage. But I remember them being on
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the couch. Chloe was dating another basketball player. I think
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you played for the Timberwolves, and Kim k was like
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: breaking into his voicemail, like straight up Kristen Doty style,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and she did very impressed by yeah. And that's how
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Chloe found out that he was being not a good dude.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I thought that was fake, and then I learned it
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: was real.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: You do just type in their one pounds.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: You could do it time you.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Would like, it's a little bit more, and he leaves
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: a voicemail. I know.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Well back in the day it was landline. Everything was bleaking.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: You could used to call your house and then it
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: would be like to check your voicemails pressure.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you do it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Wow, they really just were guessing his pen Yeah you got.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: It, well, she got it. Speaking of Kim, I see
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: a few which I kind of agree with Kim and Reggie.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Oh that is a good one. That was. That was
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: they were together when she had an ugly cry face.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Ye ugly cry face. And when she threw her mom's
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: phone over the balcony because her mom took her phone
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: when they were skiing together.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were at that chalet or whatever.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: And then during the iconic You're so fucking road with
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: the purse, and she likes to Max and Me and
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Baba do it all the time. I come up to
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: him when my purse, You're so fucking road.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You kind of sound exactly like her, even when you
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: don't try.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: I've never been more offended in my life. Young Kim.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: She makes fun of her voice all the time on
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Now, how did it change?
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Because my it still hasn't changed.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: No, it has. She's like totally different. It's now it
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: now comes from her diaphram.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be shocked if she took classes.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Instead of here. It used to come from here, it's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: another couple that we miss, Kim and her old voice.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Do we hate? Do we miss that?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Kind of Uh? I missed the days where Chris Jenner
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: was making sheet cake in her Rambler house, okay with
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: them can fly.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: At the front door.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Do you remember I missed that. I missed the flower
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: boxes that she.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Had that was a stunning and Caitlyn going into the
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: garage to fly in Darcy cars. Yeah, those were the days.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I miss her. Bruce at the time, I miss Caitlyn
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Jenner saying to Chris Jenner, it's our anniversary. I would
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: like you to come fly my drone with me, and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: then they go to the local park with no security
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: because no one gave a shit about who they were
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: at the time.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yet.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I miss Kim Kay doing Carl's Junior Ads okay, and
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: then the next day.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Or whatever she was doing.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, those Carl's Junior Ads need to come back.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: They were really good. I auditioned for one stop I did,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and I was horrible. I'm like, I just have never
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: felt like I'm like a sexy person, like you want
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: me to act sexy?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Eating a br.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Cal did you have a burger? In the audition?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. I just remember.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Give me the commercial. I remember this one girl. I
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: fell in love with her. She had heels on and
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: then uh Jean's like jean shorts and then a white
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: like noodle strap. She was eating the burger in it
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: like drips on her like do you remember her?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: The Wasn't this a super Bowl commercial or.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Carls?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Was it Kate Upton? Do you remember who it was?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I don't, I mean hell not. I don't remember who
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: it was, but Carl's Junior ad where with.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: The women had daddy k Upton?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Can I say one thing about the Chloe Kardashian things.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like she's met the person who's going
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: to treat her the right way, agreed. I don't feel
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: that her person has come into the mix or.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, or she has. She give me a secret.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: She's singles.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: There's a new season coming out. I think I saw
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: trailer for something and she's The producer is like, are
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: you dating? Or are you with him? And she like
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: does this little smile. So maybe she is dating, but
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: she's keeping it. If I were Kardashian dating, I'd keep
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: it on the down low.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: If I was dating at Kardashian. I'd want them to
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: keep it on the down low. They can shut up,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: don't tell anyone walk around.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think I could date a Kardashian.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: No, that's why they look at them all.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: At him.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Where is Rob?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: He's living his best life?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Someone start a podcast where is Rob? Do you remember
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: they did that for Who's the guy that was like fitness?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Remember that podcast Richard Simmons? Do you remember the podcast
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: where is Richard Simmons?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Because he was yes, and he finally no, he's not back.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: He finally he posted something he did speaking of another
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Kardashian that I miss. Rob Kardashian and Adrian Blan.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: That's a great pairing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I liked them together. I thought they were very cute.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I loved the little apartment that they shared.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Is that was that Chloe's friend?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: She was a cheetah girl.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a cheateadh girl with like raven curly hair.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: She was like, she is stunning.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Are they not together?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: This was like thirty years ago.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: She's like married with kids.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, to an older man, to an older man,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and they have I think they have one baby. But
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I did like that couple. I thought they were very cute.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: G Bush has like a dancer wife.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Now Reggie Bush, who looks very similar to Kim.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I heard with an equally as large ass. He loves
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the ass, don't we all?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Don't we all?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I say it all the time. If there were a
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: slimmer chance of death coming off the operating tablebe do it. See.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I don't love I love everyone's bodies, but I love
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: natural asses more.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing like a nice, plump, natural.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Ass, natural ass. Yeah, you have a big ass. I
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: say it every time.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It's not very for my for my physique. Yeah, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: will not complain. But I do love Mia bbl Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, I kind of do miss them.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I thought they were cute.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I missed them too, and it was the only one
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: that to me made sense. I can't picture Pete Davidson
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: with anybody. And I really can't picture arian Grande with anybody.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Well, do you know who she's with?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Now? Who you don't know who she's with?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: No? That little wait, that little.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: The red head, yes, who plays SpongeBob on Broadway. And
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I keep clipping to him like on Broadway. Look he's
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I heard he's very talented, but like he's a big
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: like anime guy. And okay, well he looks very similar
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: to her brother.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: He looks like Franky.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: He's got the same eyes. They're very similar looking.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But he's a ginger. Yeah, he's got red hair. And
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you know, she obviously likes him because there's nothing she
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: can gain from him beside the life. I guess love love,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: just love, And what even is that?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: What even is that?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Houston? Who do you wish that you were still with?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: If you were a celebrity, who would you want people
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: to pair you with?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: So many.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Who's the first that comes to mind.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Honestly, Madison Beer? Who else is very sexy? I think
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: it's Chanto Jefferies.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, yeah, yeah, different, very different. That's okay.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: If you okay, those are good? If you, la la.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I think we've done this before. But anyone, I was
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: gonna say, in a world where nobody has a partner, okay,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: in a world where no one has a partner, give
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: us your top three.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna give top three one one
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like looks wise. I think looks wise. It would be
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: in like a very like Michael B. Jordan. We've talked
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: about this before, or type of look like a Denzel Washington,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I you know that look of just like I'm a
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: gonna box later, Sure your box later? Fuck? Yeah, yes,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: But look I like a personality like a like a
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn or a funny Kevin Hart right, someone who
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: makes me laugh my ass off? Okay, okay, and I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: feel like we I could have that job wise, I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: can't think of someone who would have the perfect career
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: where I could combine all of those people into one,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: because like, I wouldn't want them to be strictly a comedian,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: because I find the comedians when they're not on stage,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: they're actually pretty serious. I don't have any interest in
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: dating an actor athlete.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: How about an athlete?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: An athlete I've I've dabbled in the athlete world, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it seems to me to be a world of just
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of fucking people who aren't you when they're
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: on the road, and I don't like to share, So yeah,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe a banker, I.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Was just gonna say, an accountant, No, are you fucking crazy?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I was talking to a therapist form like a Greek,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: and I was like, they're gonna fucking hate me.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Don't therapy?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Well, how could you not if you're a therapist? Be like, wow,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: he's got this sort of.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I've heard therapatterns a doctor.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Oh but that's a crazy sketch cat who cares?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: You don't care?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: No.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I find so many hot girls just on social
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: media too.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the social media. If I could date anyone
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: dead or alive, dead or alive, I would be or
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: marry Jesus Christ.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: He would never forget you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: True.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Well, he's gay.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Tell me Jesus wasn't gay. All of his magic was gay.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna change this water into something else.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: On the water. I can change water. He's like, you.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Can part the you can part the sea. Watch me
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: tiptoe across this pod.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: It's so great.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Watch I want to watch me tiptoe a cress pond.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: You guys have to watch.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It's one of my favorites. That was really fun.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: That was so fun for I was not expecting. That
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: was a good laugh.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: That was a true We'll see how everyone else.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Texas may be coming for me soon.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: You guys.
• 31:38
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• 31:40
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• 32:13
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