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  Speaker 1: Chapter one of The Make Believe Man. This is a
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  Speaker 1: Recording by Carolyne The Make Believe Man by Richard Harding Davis,
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  Speaker 1: Chapter one. I had made up my mind that when
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  Speaker 1: my vacation came, I would spend it seeking adventures. I
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  Speaker 1: have always wished for adventures. But though I am old
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  Speaker 1: enough I was twenty five last October, and have always
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  Speaker 1: gone half way to meet them, adventures avoid me. Kinny
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  Speaker 1: says it is my fault. He holds that if you
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  Speaker 1: want adventures, you must go after them. Kinny sits next
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  Speaker 1: to me at Joyce and Carboys, the Woolen Manufacturers, where
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  Speaker 1: I am a stenographer and Kinney is a clerk, and
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  Speaker 1: we both have rooms at missus Shaw's boarding house. Kinny
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  Speaker 1: is only a year older than myself, but he is
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  Speaker 1: always meeting with adventures. At night. When I have set
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  Speaker 1: up late reading law so that I may fit myself
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  Speaker 1: for court reporting, and in the hope that someday I
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  Speaker 1: may become a member of the bar, he will knock
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  Speaker 1: at my door and tell me some surprising thing that
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  Speaker 1: has just happened to him. Sometimes he has followed a
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  Speaker 1: fire engine and helped people from a fire escape, or
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  Speaker 1: he has pulled the shield of a policeman, or at
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  Speaker 1: the bar of the hotel Nikabooka has made friends with
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  Speaker 1: a stranger who turns out to be no less than
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  Speaker 1: a nobleman or an actor. And women, especially beautiful women,
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  Speaker 1: are always pursuing Kinney in taxicabs and calling upon him
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  Speaker 1: for assistance. Just to look at Kinney, without knowing how
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  Speaker 1: clever he is at getting people out of their difficulties.
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  Speaker 1: He does not appear to be a man to whom
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  Speaker 1: you would turn in time of trouble. You would think
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  Speaker 1: women in distress would appeal to someone bigger and stronger,
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  Speaker 1: would sooner ask a policeman. But on the contrary, it
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  Speaker 1: is to Kinny that women always turn, especially as I
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  Speaker 1: have said, beautiful women. Nothing of the sort ever happens
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  Speaker 1: to me. I suppose, as Kinny says, it is because
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  Speaker 1: he was born and brought up in New York City
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  Speaker 1: and looks and acts like a New york Man, while I,
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  Speaker 1: until a year ago, have always lived at Fairport. Fairport
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  Speaker 1: is a very pretty harbor, but it does not train
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  Speaker 1: one for adventures. We arranged to take our vacations at
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  Speaker 1: the same time and together. At least Kinney so arranged it.
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  Speaker 1: I see a good deal of him, and in looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to my vacation, not the least pleasant feature of
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  Speaker 1: it was that everything connected with Joyce and Carboy and
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  Speaker 1: missus Shaw's boarding house would be left behind me. But
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  Speaker 1: when Kinney proposed we should go together, I could not
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  Speaker 1: see how, without being rude, I could refuse his company.
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  Speaker 1: And when he pointed out that for an expedition in
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  Speaker 1: search of adventure, I could not select a better guide,
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  Speaker 1: I felt that he was right. Sometimes he said, I
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  Speaker 1: can see you don't believe that half the things I
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  Speaker 1: tell you have happened to me really have happened. Now,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that so to find the answer that would not
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  Speaker 1: hurt his feelings, I hesitated, But he did not wait
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  Speaker 1: for my answer. He seldom does well on this trip.
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  Speaker 1: He went on, you will see Kinney on the job.
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  Speaker 1: You won't have to take my word for it. You
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  Speaker 1: will see adventures. Walk up and eat out of my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Our vacation came on the first of September, but we
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  Speaker 1: began to plan for it in April and up to
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  Speaker 1: the night before we left New York. We never ceased planning.
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  Speaker 1: Our difficulty was that, having been brought up at Fairport,
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  Speaker 1: which is on the Sound north of New London, I
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  Speaker 1: was homesick for a smell of salt marshes, and for
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  Speaker 1: the sight of water and ships, though they were only
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  Speaker 1: schooners carrying cement. I wanted to sit in the sun
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  Speaker 1: on the string piece of a wolf and watch them.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to beat about the harbor in a cat's
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  Speaker 1: boat and feel the target pull off the tiller. Kinney
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  Speaker 1: protested that that was no way to spend a vcation
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  Speaker 1: or to invite adventures. His face was set against Fairport.
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  Speaker 1: The conversation of clam diggers, he said, did not appeal
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  Speaker 1: to him, and he complained that at Fairport our only
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  Speaker 1: chance of adventure would be my capsizing the cat boat
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  Speaker 1: or rubbing a lobster pot. He insists that we should
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  Speaker 1: go to the mountains, where we would meet what he
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  Speaker 1: always calls our best people. In September, he explained, everybody
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  Speaker 1: goes to the mountains to recuperate after the enervating atmosphere
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  Speaker 1: of the seashore. To this, I objected that the little
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  Speaker 1: sea air we had inhaled at Missus Shaw's basement dining room,
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  Speaker 1: and in the subway need calls us no anxiety. And
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  Speaker 1: so along these lines, throughout the sleepless sul Tree nights
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  Speaker 1: of June, July and August, we fought it out. There
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  Speaker 1: was not a summary sort within five hundred miles of
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  Speaker 1: New York City. We did not consider from the information
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  Speaker 1: bureaus and passenger agents of every railroad. Leaving New York,
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  Speaker 1: Kinney procured a library of timetables, maps, folders and pamphlets
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  Speaker 1: illustrated with the most attractive pictures of summer hotels, golf links,
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  Speaker 1: tennis courts and boathouses. For two months he carried on
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  Speaker 1: a correspondence with the proprietors of these hotels, and in
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  Speaker 1: comparing the different prices, they asked him for suits of
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  Speaker 1: rooms and some parlors derived constant satisfaction. The Outlook House
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  Speaker 1: he would announce once twenty four dollars a day for bedroom,
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  Speaker 1: parlor and private bath, while for the same accommodations the
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  Speaker 1: Cartered Arms asks only twenty. But the no tennis court.
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  Speaker 1: And then again the Outerlook has no garage, nor are
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  Speaker 1: dogs allowed in the bedrooms, as Kinny could not play
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  Speaker 1: lawn tennis, and as neither of us owned an automobile
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  Speaker 1: or a dog or twenty four dollars. These details to
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  Speaker 1: me seemed superfluous, but there was no health in pointing
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  Speaker 1: that out to Kinney, because, as he himself says, he
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  Speaker 1: has so vivid an imagination that what he lacks he
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  Speaker 1: can make believe he has, and the pleasure of possession
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  Speaker 1: is his. Kinny gives a great deal of thought to
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  Speaker 1: his clothes, and the question of what he should wear
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  Speaker 1: on his vacation was upon his mind. When I said
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was nothing to worry about, he snorted indignantly.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't, he said, if I'd been broad up in
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  Speaker 1: a cat boat and had a tan like a red
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  Speaker 1: Indian and hair like a Broadway blonde, I wouldn't worry either, missus.
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  Speaker 1: Shaw says, you look exactly like a British peer and disguise.
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  Speaker 1: I had never seen a British peer with or without
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  Speaker 1: his disguise, and I admit I was interested. Why are
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  Speaker 1: the girls in this house, demanded Kinney always running to
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  Speaker 1: your room to borrow matches because they admire your clothes.
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  Speaker 1: If they're crazy about clothes. Why don't they come to
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  Speaker 1: me for matches? You are always out at night, I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's not the answer, he protested. Why do
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  Speaker 1: the typewriter girls at the office always go to you
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  Speaker 1: to sharpen their pencils and to tell them how to
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  Speaker 1: spell the hard words? Why do the girls in the
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  Speaker 1: lunch rooms serve you first because they're hypnotized by your clothes?
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  Speaker 1: Is that it? Do they? I asked, I hadn't noticed.
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  Speaker 1: Kinney snorted and tossed up his arms. He hadn't noticed,
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  Speaker 1: he kept repeating, he hadn't noticed. For his vacation, Kinny
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  Speaker 1: bought a second hand suit case. It was covered with
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  Speaker 1: labels of hotels in France and Switzerland. Joe, I said,
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  Speaker 1: if you carry that bag, you will be a walking falsehood.
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  Speaker 1: Kinney's name is Joseph Forbes. Kinney he dropped the Joseph
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  Speaker 1: because he said it did not appear often enough in
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  Speaker 1: the social register and could be found only in the
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  Speaker 1: Old Testament. And he has asked me to call him Forbes,
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  Speaker 1: having first known him as Joe, I occasionally forget my
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  Speaker 1: name is not Joe, he said sternly. And I have
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  Speaker 1: as much right to carry a second hand bag as
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  Speaker 1: a new one. The bag says it has been to Europe.
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  Speaker 1: It does not say that I have been there, but
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  Speaker 1: you probably will, I pointed out. And then someone who
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  Speaker 1: has really visited those places. Listen, commanded Kinney. If you
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  Speaker 1: want adventures, you must be somebody of importance. No one
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  Speaker 1: will go shares in an adventure with Joe Kinney, a
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  Speaker 1: twenty dollars a week clerk, the human adding machine, the
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  Speaker 1: whole room boy. But forbes Kinney esquire with a bag
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  Speaker 1: from Europe and a Harvard ribbon round his hat. Is
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  Speaker 1: that a Harvard ribbon around your hat? I asked, It is,
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  Speaker 1: declared Kinney. And I have a yellow ribbon and a
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  Speaker 1: turf Club ribbon too. They come on hooks and you
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  Speaker 1: hook him on to your clothes or the company you keep.
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  Speaker 1: And what's more, he continued, with some heat, I've borrowed
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  Speaker 1: a tennis racket and a golf bag full of sticks,
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  Speaker 1: and you take care you don't give me away. I see,
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  Speaker 1: I returned, that you are going to get us into
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  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble, I was thinking, said Kinney, looking
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  Speaker 1: at me rather doubtfully. It might help a lot if
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  Speaker 1: for the first week you acted as my secretary, and
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  Speaker 1: during the second week I was your secretary. Sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: mister Joyce goes on a business trip, he takes me
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  Speaker 1: with him as his private stenographer, and the change from
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  Speaker 1: office is very pleasant. But I could not see why
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  Speaker 1: I should spend one week of my holiday writing letters
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  Speaker 1: for Kinney. You wouldn't write any letters, he explained. But
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  Speaker 1: if I could tell people you were my private secretary,
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  Speaker 1: it would naturally give me certain importance. If it will
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  Speaker 1: make you any happier, I said, you can tell people
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  Speaker 1: I am a British peer in disguise. There's no use
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  Speaker 1: in being nasty about it, protested Kinney. I am only
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  Speaker 1: trying to show you a way that would lead to adventure.
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  Speaker 1: It surely would, I assented, it would lead us to jail.
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  Speaker 1: The last week in August came, and as to where
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  Speaker 1: we were to go, we still were undecided. I suggested
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  Speaker 1: we leave it to chance. The first thing, I pointed
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  Speaker 1: out is to get away from this awful city. The
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  Speaker 1: second thing is to get away cheaply. Let us write
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  Speaker 1: down the names of the summer resorts to which we
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  Speaker 1: can travel by rail or by boat for two dollars
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  Speaker 1: and put them in a hat. The name of the
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  Speaker 1: place we draw will be the one for which we
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  Speaker 1: start Saturday afternoon. The idea I urged is in itself
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  Speaker 1: full of adventure. Kinny agreed, but reluctantly. What chiefly disturbed
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  Speaker 1: him was the thought that the places near New York
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  Speaker 1: to which one could travel for so little money were
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  Speaker 1: not likely to be fashionable. I have a terrible fear,
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  Speaker 1: he declared, that with this limit of yours, we will
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  Speaker 1: wake up in Asbury Park. Friday night came and found
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  Speaker 1: us prepared for departure, and at midnight we held our
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  Speaker 1: lottery in a pillowcase. We placed twenty slips of paper,
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  Speaker 1: on each of which was written the name of a
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  Speaker 1: summer resort. Ten of these places were selected by Kinney,
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  Speaker 1: and ten by myself. Kinny dramatically rolled up his sleeve, and,
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  Speaker 1: plunging his bared arm into our grab bag, drew out
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  Speaker 1: a slip of paper and read aloud, New Bedford via
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  Speaker 1: New Bedford steamboat line. The choice was one of mine,
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  Speaker 1: New Bedford, shouted Kinney. His tone expressed the keenest disappointment.
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  Speaker 1: It's a mill town, he exclaimed. It's full of cotton mills.
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  Speaker 1: That may be, I protested, but It's also a most
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  Speaker 1: picturesque old seaport, one of the oldest in America. You
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  Speaker 1: can see whaling vessels at the wharfs there, and wooden
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  Speaker 1: figureheads and harpoons. Is this an expedition to dig up
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  Speaker 1: buried cities, interrupted Kinney, or a pleasure trip? I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to see harpoons. I wouldn't know a harpoon if
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  Speaker 1: you stuck one into me. I prefer to see hat pins.
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  Speaker 1: The patients did not sail until six o'clock, but we
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  Speaker 1: were so anxious to put New York behind us that
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  Speaker 1: at five we were on board. Our cabin was an
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  Speaker 1: outside one with two berths. After placing our suitcases in it,
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  Speaker 1: we collected camp chairs and settled ourselves in a cool
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  Speaker 1: place on the boat deck. Kinny had bought all the
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  Speaker 1: afternoon papers, and as later I had reason to remember,
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  Speaker 1: was greatly interested over the fact that the young Earl
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  Speaker 1: of Ivy had at last arrived in this country. For
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  Speaker 1: some weeks the papers had been giving more space than
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  Speaker 1: seemed necessary to that young irishman and to the young
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  Speaker 1: lady he was coming over to Mary. There had been
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  Speaker 1: pictures of his different country houses, pictures of himself in
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  Speaker 1: uniform in the ropes he wore at the coronation on
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  Speaker 1: Polo Pawony as master of Foxhounds, and there had been
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  Speaker 1: pictures of Miss Aldridge and of her country places at
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  Speaker 1: Newport and on the Hudsend. From the afternoon papers, Kinny
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  Speaker 1: learned that, having sailed under his family name of Niehan,
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  Speaker 1: the young Man and Lady Moya, his sister, had that
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  Speaker 1: morning landed in New York, but before the reporters had
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  Speaker 1: discovered them, had escaped from the wharf and disappeared. Inquiries
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  Speaker 1: at the different hotels read Kinney impressively failed to establish
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  Speaker 1: the whereabouts of his lordship and Lady Moya, and disbelieved
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  Speaker 1: they at once left by train for Newport. With all,
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  Speaker 1: Kinney pointed at the red funnels of the Mauritania. There
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  Speaker 1: is the boat that brought them to America, he said,
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  Speaker 1: I see. He added that in this picture of him
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  Speaker 1: playing golf, he wears one of those knit jackets. The
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  Speaker 1: isle bomb has just marked down to three dollars and
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  Speaker 1: seventy five cents. I wish, he added, regretfully. You can
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  Speaker 1: get one at New Bedford, I suggested, I wish, he continued.
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  Speaker 1: We had gone to Newport all of our best people
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  Speaker 1: will be there for the wedding. It is the most
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  Speaker 1: important social event of the season. He might almost call
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  Speaker 1: it an alliance. I went forward to watch them take
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  Speaker 1: on the fright, and Kinney stationed himself at the rail
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  Speaker 1: above the passenger's gangway, where he could see the other
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  Speaker 1: passengers arrive. He had dressed himself with much care and
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  Speaker 1: was wearing his Yale hat band. But when a very
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  Speaker 1: smart looking youth came up the gang plank wearing a
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  Speaker 1: Harvard ribbon, Kimni Hays retired to our cabin and returned
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  Speaker 1: with one like it. A few minutes later I found
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  Speaker 1: him and the young man seated in camp chairs side
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  Speaker 1: by side, engaged in a conversation in which Kinny seemed
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  Speaker 1: to bear the greater part. Indeed, to what Kinny was saying,
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  Speaker 1: the young man paid not the slightest attention. Instead, his
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  Speaker 1: eyes were fastened on the gangplank below, and when a
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  Speaker 1: young man of his own age, accompanied by a girl
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  Speaker 1: in a dress of rough tweed, appeared upon it, he
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  Speaker 1: leaped from his seat, then, with a conscious look at Kinney,
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  Speaker 1: sank back. The girl in the tweed suit was sufficiently
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  Speaker 1: beautiful to cause any man to rise and to remain standing.
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  Speaker 1: She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: She had gray eyes and hair like golden rod, worn
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  Speaker 1: in a fashion with which I was not familiar, and
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  Speaker 1: her face was so lovely that, in my surprise at
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  Speaker 1: the sight of it, I felt a sudden catch at
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  Speaker 1: my throat, and my heart stopped with awe and wonder
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  Speaker 1: and gratitude. After a brief moment, the young man in
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  Speaker 1: the real Harvard hat band rose restlessly, and with a
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  Speaker 1: nod to Kinney, went below. I also rose and followed him.
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  Speaker 1: I had an uncontrollable desire to again look at the
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  Speaker 1: girl with the golden rod hair. I did not mean
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  Speaker 1: that she should see me. Never before had I done
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  Speaker 1: such a thing. But never before had I seen anyone
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  Speaker 1: who had moved me so strangely. Seeking her, I walked
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  Speaker 1: the length of the main saloon and back again, but
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  Speaker 1: could not find her. The delay gave me time to
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  Speaker 1: see see that my conduct was impertinent. The very fact
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  Speaker 1: that she was so lovely to look upon should have
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  Speaker 1: been her protection. It afforded me no excuse to follow
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  Speaker 1: and spy upon her. With this thought, I hastily returned
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  Speaker 1: to the upper deck to bury myself in my book.
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  Speaker 1: If it did not serve to keep my mind from
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  Speaker 1: the young lady, at least that would prevent my eyes
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  Speaker 1: from causing her annoyance. I was about to take the
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  Speaker 1: chair that the young man had left vacant when Kinny objected.
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  Speaker 1: He was very much interested in our conversation, Kinny said,
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  Speaker 1: and he may return. I had not noticed an eagerness
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  Speaker 1: on the part of the young man talked to Kinny,
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  Speaker 1: or to listen to him, but I did not sit down.
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  Speaker 1: I should not be surprised a bit, said Kinney. If
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  Speaker 1: that young man is no end of a swell. He
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  Speaker 1: is a harvard man, and his manner was most polite. That,
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  Speaker 1: explained Kinney, is one way you can always tell a
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  Speaker 1: real swell. They are not high and mighty with you.
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  Speaker 1: Their social position is so secure that they can do
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  Speaker 1: as they like. For instance, did you notice that he
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  Speaker 1: smoked a pipe? I said, I had not noticed it.
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  Speaker 1: For his holiday, Kinny had purchased a box of cigars
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  Speaker 1: of a quality more expensive than those he can usually afford.
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  Speaker 1: He was smoking one of them at the moment, and
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  Speaker 1: as it grew less, had been carefully moving the gold
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  Speaker 1: band with which it was encircled from the lighted end,
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  Speaker 1: but as he spoke he regarded it, apparently with distaste,
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  Speaker 1: and then dropped it overboard. Keep my chair, he said, rising,
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  Speaker 1: I am going to my cabin to get my pipe.
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  Speaker 1: I I sat down and fastened my eyes upon my book,
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  Speaker 1: But neither did I understand what I was reading, nor
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  Speaker 1: see the printed page. Instead, before my eyes, confusing and
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  Speaker 1: blinding me, was the lovely, radiant face of the beautiful lady.
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  Speaker 1: In perplexity, I looked up and found her standing not
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  Speaker 1: two feet from me. Something pulled me out of my chair,
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  Speaker 1: something made me move it toward her. I lifted my
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  Speaker 1: hat and backed away, but the eyes of the lovely
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  Speaker 1: lady halted me to my perplexity. Her face expressed both
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  Speaker 1: surprise and pleasure. It was as though either she thought
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  Speaker 1: she knew me, or that I reminded her of some
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  Speaker 1: man she did know. Were the letter the case, he
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  Speaker 1: must have been a friend, for the way in which
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  Speaker 1: she looked at me was kind, and there was beside
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  Speaker 1: the expression of surprise, and as though something she so
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  Speaker 1: pleased her. Maybe it was the quickness with which I
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  Speaker 1: had offered my chair. Still looking at me, she pointed
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  Speaker 1: to one of the skyscrapers. Could you tell me, she asked,
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  Speaker 1: the name of that building. Had her question not proved it,
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  Speaker 1: her voice would have told me not only that she
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  Speaker 1: was a stranger, but that she was irish. It was
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  Speaker 1: particularly soft, low, and vibrant. It made the commonplace question
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  Speaker 1: she asked sound as though she had sung it. I
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  Speaker 1: told her the name of the building, and that father
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  Speaker 1: of town, as she would see. When we moved into
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: mid stream there was another, still taller. She listened, regarding
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: me brightly as though interested, but before her eye was
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: embarrassed and fearing I intruded, I again made a movement
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: to go away with another question. She stopped me. I
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: could see no reason for her doing so, but it
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: was almost as though she had asked the question only
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: to detain me. What is that odd boat, she said,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: pumping water into the river. I explained that it was
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: a fireboat testing her hose lines. And then as we
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: moved into the channel, I gained courage and found myself
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: pointing out the Statute of Liberty, Governess Island and the
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge. The fact that it was a stranger who
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: was talking did not seem to disturb her. I cannot
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: tell how she conveyed the idea. But I soon felt
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: that she felt no matter what unconventional thing she chose
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: to do, people would not be a road or misunderstand.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I considered telling her my name. At first it seemed
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that would be more polite. Then I sought to do
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: so would be forcing myself upon her that she was
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: interested in me only as a guide to New York Harbor.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: When we passed the Brooklyn Navy Yard, I talked so
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: much and so eagerly of the battleships at anchor there
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that the lady must have thought I had followed the sea,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: for she asked, are you a sailor man? It was
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the first question that was in any way personal. I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: used to sail a cat's boat, I said. My answer
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: seemed to puzzle her, and she frowned. Then she laughed delightedly,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like one having made a discovery. You don't say sailor man?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: She said, what do you ask over here when you
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: wanted to know if a man is in the navy?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: She spoke as though she were talking in a different language.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: We ask if he is in the navy? I answered.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: She laughed again at that, quite as though I had
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: said something clever, And are you not? No, I said,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I am in Joic and Cowboy's office. I am a stenographer. Again,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: My answer seemed both to puzzle and to surprise her.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: She regarded me doubtfully. I could see that she thought,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: for some reason I was misleading her in an office,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: she repeated. Then, as though she had caught me, she said,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: how do you keep so fit? She asked the question directly,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: as a man would have asked it, And as she spoke,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I was conscious that her eyes were measuring me and
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: my shoulders, as though she were wondering to what weight
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I could strip. It's only lately I've worked in an office,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I said before that I always worked out of doors,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: oystering and clamming, and in the fall scalloping, and in
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the summer I played ball on a hotel nine. I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: saw that to the beautiful lady my explanation carried no
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: meaning whatsoever. But before I could explain, the young man
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: with whom she had come on board walked toward us.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Neither did he appear to find her talking to a
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: stranger anything embarrassing. He halted and smiled. His smile was pleasant,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: but entirely vague in the few minutes I was with him,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I learned that it was no sign that he was
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: secretly pleased. It was merely his expression. It was as
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: though a photographer had said, smile please, and he had
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: smiled when he joined us. Out of deference to the
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: young lady, I raised my hat. But the youth did
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: not seem to think that outward show of respect was necessary,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: and kept his hands in his pockets. Neither did he
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: cease smoking. His first remark to the lovely lady somewhat
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: startled me. Have you got a brass bit in your room?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: He asked? The beautiful lady said she had, so have
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I said the young man. They do you rather well,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: don't they? And it's only three dollars? How much is that?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: A four times three would be twelve? Said the lady,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: twelve shillings. The young man was smoking a cigarette in
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: a long amber cigarette holder. I never had seen one
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: so long. He examined the end of his cigarette holder, and,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: apparently surprised and relieved at finding a cigarette there, again,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: smiled contentedly. The lovely Lady pointed at the marble shaft
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: rising above Madison Square. That is the tallest skyscraper. She
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: said in New York. I had just informed her of
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: that fact. The young man smiled as though he were
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: being introduced to the building, but exhibited no interest. Is it,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: he remarked. His tone seemed to show that had she
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: said that as a rabbit, he would have been equally gratified.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Some day, he stated, with the same startling abruptness with
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: which he had made his first remark, our warships will
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: lift the roofs of those skyscrapers. The remark struck me
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: in the wrong place. It was unnecessary. Already I resented
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: the manner of the young man towards the lovely lady.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: It seemed to me lacking in courtesy. I knew her,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: and yet traded her with no deference, while I, a stranger,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: felt so grateful to her for being what I knew
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: one with such a face must be that I could
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: have knelt at her feet. So I rather resented the remark.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: If the warships you sent over here, I said, doubtfully
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: aren't more successful in lifting things than your yachts. You'd
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: better keep them at home and safe call. Seldom have
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I made so long a speech, or so rude a speech,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: And as soon as I had spoken on account of
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the lovely lady. I was sorry, but after a pause
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: of half a second, she laughed delightedly. I see, she cried,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: as though it were a sort of a game. He means,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: lipped in. We can't lift the cup, we can't lift
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the roofs. Don't you see starf she urged. In spite
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: of my reader remark, the young man she called Stunts
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: had continued to smile happily. Now his expression changed to
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: one of discomfort and utter gloom, and then broke out
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: into a radiant smile. I say, he cried, that's sofully good.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: If your warships aren't any better at lifting things? Oh,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I say, really, he protested, that's awfully good. He seemed
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: to be afraid I would not appreciate the rare excellence
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: of my speech. You know, really, he pleaded, it is
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: awfully good. We were interrupted by the sudden appearance in
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: opposite directions of Kinney and the young man with the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: real hat band. Both were excited and disturbed. At the
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: sight of the young man, some s turned appealingly to
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the goldenrod girl. He groaned aloud, and his expression was
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that of a boy who had been caught playing Trent.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, he exclaimed, what's the huffy about? Now? He
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: told me I could come on deck. As soon as
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: we started. The girl turned upon me a sweet and
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: lovely smile and nodded. Then, with stumps at her side,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: she moved to meet the young man. When he saw
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: them coming, he halted, and when they joined him, began
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: talking earnestly, almost angrily. As he did so much to
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: my bewilderment, he glared at me. At the same moment,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Kinney grabbed me by the arm. Come below, he commanded.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: His tone was hoarse and thrilling with excitement. Our adventures,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: he whispered, have begun. End of chapter one, Chapter two,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Part one of The Make Believe Man by Richard Harding Davis.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: This libovox according is in the public domain recording by
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Carolyn Chapter two, Part one. I felt for me at
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: VENTUREZ had already begun. For my meeting with the beautiful
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: lady was the event of my life, And though Kinny
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and I had agreed to share our adventures of this one,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I knew I could not even speak to him. I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: wanted to be alone, where I could delight in it,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: where I could go over what she had said what
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I had said, I would share it with no one.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: It was too wonderful to sake her. But Kinny would
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: not be denied. He led me to our cabinet and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: locked the door. I am sorry, he began, but this
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: adventure is one I cannot share with you. The remark
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: was so in keeping with my own thoughts that, with sudden,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: unhappy doubt, I wondered if Kinney too had felt the
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: charm of the beautiful lady. But he quickly undeceived me.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I have been doing a little detective work, he said,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: his voice was low and supulchrel and I have come
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: upon a real adventure. There are reasons why I cannot
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: share it with you, but as it develops, you can
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: follow it. About half an hour ago, he explained, I
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: came here to get my pipe. The window was open,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the latte was only partly closed. Outside was that young
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: man from Harvard who tried to make my acquaintance, and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: young englishman who came on board with that blond. Kinney
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: suddenly interrupted himself. You were talking to her, just now,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: he said. I hated to hear him speak of the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Irish lady as that blond. I hated to hear him
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: speak of her at all, So to shut him off,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I answered bravely. She asked me about the Singer building
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I see, said Kinney. Well, these two men were just
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: outside my window, and while I was searching for my pipe,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I heard the American speaking. He was very excited and angry,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I tell you, he said, every boat and railroad station
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: is watched. You won't be safe till we get away
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: from New York. You must go to your cabin and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: stay there. And the other one answered, I am sick
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: of hiding and dodging. Kinney paused dramatically and frowned. Well,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I asked, what of it? What of it? He cried,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: he exclaimed aloud, with pity and impatience. No wonder, he cried,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you never have adventures. Why, it's as plain as print.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: They are criminals escaping. The Englishman certainly is escaping. I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: was concerned only for the lovely lady. But I asked,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you mean the irishman called Stumps. Stumps, exclaimed Kinney, What
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a strange name, too strange to be true. It's an alias.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I was incensed that Kinny should charge the friends of
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the lovely lady with being criminals. Had it been any
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: one else, I would have at once resented it, But
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to be angry with Kinney as difficult. I could not
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: help but remember that he is the slave of his
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: own imagination. It placed and runs away with him. And
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: if it leads him to believe innocent people are criminals,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: it also leads him to believe that every woman in
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the subway to whom he gives his seat is a
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: great lady, a leader of society, on her way to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: work in the slums. Joe, I protested, those men aren't criminals.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I talked to that irishman, and he hasn't sense enough
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: to be a criminal. The railroads are watched, repeated Kinney.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Do honest men care at darn whether a railroad is
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: watched or not? Do you care? Do I care? And
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: did you notice how angry the American got when he
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: found Stumps talking with you? I had noticed it, and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I also recalled the fact that Stumps had said to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the lovely lady. He told me I could come on
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: deck as soon as we started. The words seemed to
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: bear out what k claimed he had overheard, but not
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: wishing to encourage him of what I had heard, I
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: said nothing. He may be dodging a summons. I suggested
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: he is wanted, probably only as a witness. It might
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: be a civil suit, or his chauffeur might have hit somebody.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Kinney shook his head sadly. Excuse me, he said, but
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I fear you lack imagination. Those men are rascals, dangerous rascals,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and the woman is their accomplice. What they have done
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I have already learned enough to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: arrest them as suspicious character. As listen, each of them
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: has a separate stateroom. Forward, the window of the Americans
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: room was open, and his suit case was on the
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: bed on it where the initials h PA. The State
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: room is number twenty four. But when I examined the
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: purse's list, pretending I wished to find out if a
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: friend of mine was on board, I found that the
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: man in twenty four had given his name as James Preston. Now,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: he demanded, why should one of them hide under an
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: alias and the other be afraid to show himself until
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: we leave the wolf. He did not wait for my answer.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I have been talking to mister h p A alias Preston,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: he continued. I pretended I was a person of some importance,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I hinted, I was rich. My object, Kiny added hastily,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: was to encourage him to try some of his tricks
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: on me, to try to rob me, so that I
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: could obtain evidence. I also, he went on, with some embarrassment,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: told him that you too were wealthy and of some importance.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I thought of the lovely lady, and I felt myself
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: blushing indignantly. You did very wrong, I cried. You had
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: no right. You may involve us both mos unpleasantly, you
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: are not involved in any way, protested Kinney. As soon
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: as we reach New Bedford, you can slip on shore
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: and wait for me at the hotel. When I've finished
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: with these gentlemen, i'll join you. Finished with them, I exclaimed,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: What do you mean to do to them? Arrest them?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Cried Kinney sternly. As soon as they step upon the wharf.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: You can't do it, I gasped. I have done it,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: answered Kinney, it's good as done. I have notified the
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: chief of police at New Bedford, he declared, proudly. To
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: meet me at the wharf. I used the wireless. Here
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: is my message. From his pocket, he produced a paper,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and with great importance, read aloud. Meet me at wharf
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: on arrival steamer patients. Two well known criminals on board
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: escaping New York Police will personally lay charges against them,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: falb Skinney. As soon as I could recover from my surprise,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I made violent protest. I pointed out to Kinny that
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: his conduct was outrageous, that in making such serious charges
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: on such evidence, he would lay himself open to punishment.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: He was not in the least dismayed. I take it. Then,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: he said importantly that you do not wish to appear
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: against them. I do not wish to appear in it
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: at all, I cried. You have no right to annoy
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: that young lady. You must wire the police. You are mistaken.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I have no desire to arrest the woman, said Kinney stiffly.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: In my message, I did not mention her. If you
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: want an adventure of your own, you might help her
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: to escape while I arrest her accomplices. I object, I
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: cried to your applying the word accomplice to that young lady.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: And suppose they are criminals, I demanded, how will arresting
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: them help you? Kinney's eyes flashed with excitement. Think of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the newspapers, he cried, they'll be full of it already
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: in imagination. He saw the headlines a clever haul. He quoted,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: noted a band of crooks elude New York police but
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: are captured by Forbes Kinney, he sighed contentedly. And they'll
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: probably print my picture too, he added. I knew I
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: should be angry with him, but instead I could only
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: feel sorry. I have known Kinney for a year, and
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I have learned that his make believer is always innocent.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I suppose that he is what is called a snob,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: but with him, snobbishness is not an unpleasant weakness. In
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: his case, the form of thinking that people who have
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: certain things he does not possess are better than himself,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: and that therefore they must be worth a knowing, And
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: he tries to make their acquaintance. But he does not
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: think that he himself is better than anyone. His life
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: is very bare and narrow. In consequence. On many things
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: he plays false values, as for example, his desire to
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: see his name in the newspapers, even as an amateur detective.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: So while I was indignant, I was also sorry. Joe.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I said, you're going to get yourself into an awful
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: lot of trouble, and though I am not in this adventure,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: you know if I can help you, I will. He
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: thanked me, and we went to the dining saloon. There,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: at a table near ours, we saw the lovely lady
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: and Stumps and the American. She again smiled at me,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: but this time so it seemed a little doubtfully. In
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the mind of the American. On the contrary, there was
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: no doubt. He glared both at Kinni and myself as
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: though he would like to boil us in oil. After dinner,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: in spite of my protests, Kinni set forth to interview him, and,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: as he described it, to lead him on to commit himself.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I feared Kinny was much more likely to commit himself
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: than the other, and when I saw them seated together,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I watched from a distance with much anxiety. An hour later,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: while I was alone, as Steward told me the purser
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I would like to see me, I went to his
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: office and found together there Stumps, his American friend, the
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: night watchman off the boat, and the Purser. As though
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: inviting him to speak, the person nodded to the American.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: That gentleman addressed to me in an excited and belligerent manner.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: My name is Aldridge, he said. I wanted to know
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: what your name is. I did not quite like his tone,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: nor did I like being summoned to the purser's office
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to be questioned by a stranger. Why, I asked, because,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: said Aldridge, it seems you have several names, as one
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: of them belongs to this gentleman. He pointed at Stumps.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: He wants to know why you are using it. I
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: looked at Stumps, and he greeted me with the vague
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: and genial smile that was habitual to him. But on
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: being called in the act by Aldridge, he hurriedly frowned.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I have never used any name but my own, I said,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: and I added pleasantly, if I were choosing a name,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't choose Stumps. Oldridge fairly gasped. His name is
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: not Stumps, he cried, indignantly. He is the Earl of Ivy.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: He evidently expected me to be surprised at this, and
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I was surprised. I stared at the much advertised young
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: irishman with interest. Oldridge misunderstood my silence, and, in a
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: triumphant tone which was far from pleasant, continued, so you see,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: he sneered, when you choose to pass yourself off as Ivy,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you should have picked out another bout. The thing was
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: too upset for me to be angry, and I demanded
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: with patience, But why should I pass myself off as
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Lord Ivy? That's what we intend to find out, snapped Oldridge. Anyway,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: we stopped your game for tonight and tomorrow you can
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: explain to the police. Your pal, he taunted, has told
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: everyone on this boat that you are Lord Ivy, and
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: he has told me lies enough about himself to prove
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: he's an impostor too. I saw what had happened, and
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that if I were to protect poor Kinney, I must not,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: as I felt inclined use my fists but my head.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I laughed with apparentium concern and turned to the purser.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Oh that's it, is it, I cried. I might have
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: known it was Kinny. He's always playing practical jokes on me.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I turned to Aldredge. My friend has been playing a
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: joke on you, too, I said. He didn't know who
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you were, but he saw you were an Anglo maniac,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and he's been having fun with you, has he roared Aldredge.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: He raged down to his pocket and pulled out a
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: piece of paper. This, he cried, shaking yet at me,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: is a copy of a wireless that I've just sent
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: to the Chief of Police at New Bedford with great satisfaction.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: He read it in a loud and threatening voice. Two
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: impostors on this boat, representing themselves to be Lord Ivy,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: my future brother in law, and his secretary. Lord Ivy
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: himself on board, sent police to meet boat. We will
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: make charges, Henry Philip Aldridge. It occurred to me that
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: after receiving two such sensational telegrams and getting out of
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: bed to meet the boat at six in the morning,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the chief of Police would be in a state of
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: mind to arrest almost anybody, and that his choice would
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: certainly fall on Kinney and myself. It was ridiculous, but
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: it was also likely to prove extremely humiliating. So I said,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: speaking to Lord Ivy, there's been a mistake all round,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: sent for mister Kinney, and I will explain it to you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Lord Ivy, who was looking extremely bored, smiled and nodded,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: but young Aldridge laughed ironically. Mister Kinney is in his
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: state room, he said, with his steward guarding the door
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and window. You can explain to morrow to the police.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I rounded indignantly upon the purser. Are you keeping mister
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Kinney a prisoner in his stateroom? I demanded, If you are,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have to stay there, protested the purser sulkily.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: When he found the stewards were following him, he went
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to his cabin. I will see him at once, I said,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: And if I catch any one of your stewards following me,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I'll drop them overboard. No one tried to stop me, indeed,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: knowing a kidna escape, they seemed pleased at my departure,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: and I went to my cabin and of Chapter two,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Part one, Chapter two, Part two of The Make Believe
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Man by Richard Harding Davis. This LibriVox recording is in
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: the public domain. Recording by Carolyn Chapter two, Part two. Kinney,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: seated on the edge of the berth, greeted me with
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a hollow groan. His expression was one of utsa misery,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: as though begging me not to be angry. He threw
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: out his arms appealingly. How the devil he began? Was
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I to know that a little red headed shrimp like
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: that was the Earl of Ivy, and that that tall
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: blonde girl, he added indignantly, that I thought was an accomplice,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: is lady Moya his sister. What happened? I asked? Kinney
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: was wearing his hat. He took it off and hurled
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: it to the floor. It was that damned hat, he cried.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: It's a Harvard Ridder, all right, but only men on
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: the crow can wear it. How was I to know that?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I saw Oldridge looking at it in a puzzled way,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: And when he said I see you are on the crow,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I guessed what it meant, and I said I was
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: on last year's crow. Unfortunately, he was on last year's crow.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: That's what made him suspect me. And after dinner he
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: put me through a third degree. I must have given
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: the wrong incess, for suddenly he jumped up and called
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: me a swindler and an imposta. I got back by
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: telling him he was a crook and that I was
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: a detective, and that I had sent a wireless to
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: have him arrested at New Bedford. He challenged me to
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: prove I was a detective, and of course I couldn't,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: and he called up two stewards and told them to
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: watch me while he went after the purser. I didn't
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: fancy being watched, so I came here. When did you
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: tell him I was the Earl of Ivy. Kinney ran
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: his fingers through his hair and groaned dismally. That was
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: before the boat started. He said it was only a joke.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: He didn't seem to be interested in my conversation, so
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I thought i'd live in it up a bit by
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: saying I was a friend of Lord Ivy's, and you
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: happened to pass, and I happened to remember missus Shaw
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: saying you looked like a British peer, so I said,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: that is my friend Lord Ivy's. I said I was
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: your secretary, and he seemed greatly interested, and Kinney added dismally,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I talked too much. I'm so sorry, He begged, it's
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: going to be awful for you. His eyes suddenly lit
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: with hope, unless he whispered, we can escape. The same
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: thought was in my mind, but the idea was absurd
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and impracticable. I knew there was no escape. I knew
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: we were sentenced at sunrise to a most humiliating and
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: disgraceful experience. The newspapers would regard anything that concerned Lord
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Ivy as news. In my turn, I also saw the
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: hideous headlines. What would my father and mother at Fairport think?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: What would my old friends there think? And what was
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: of even greater importance, How would Joyce and Carboy act?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: What chance was there left me after I had been
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: arrested as an impostor, to become a stenographer in the
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: law courts, in time a member of the bar. But
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I found that what, for the moment distressed me most
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: was that the lovely lady would consider me a knave
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: or a fool. The thought made me exclaim with exasperation.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Had it been possible to abandon Kinney, I would have
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: dropped overboard and made for sure. The night was warm
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and foggy, and the short journey to land to one
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: who had been brought up like a duck, meant nothing
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: more than a wetting. But I did not see how
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I could desert Kinney. Can you swim? I asked? Of
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: course not, he answered gloomily. And besides, he added, our
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: names are on the suitcases. We could and take them
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: with us, and they'd find out who we are if
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: we could only steal about he exclaimed, eagerly. One of
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: those on the davids, he urged, we could put our
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: suitcases in it, and then after everyone is asleep, we
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: could lower it into the water. The smallest boat on
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: board was certified to hold twenty five persons, and without
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: waking the entire ship's company, we could as easily have
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: moved the charter on on this, I pointed out. Don't
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: make objections, Kinney cried petulantly. He was rapidly recovering his spirits.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: The imminence of danger seemed to inspire him think. He commanded,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: think of some way by which we can get off
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: this boat before she reaches New Bedford. We must we
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: must not be arrested. It would be too awful. He
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: interrupted himself with an excited exclamation. I have it, he
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: whispered hoarsely. I will ring in the fire alarm, the
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: crew will run to quarters, the boats will be lowered.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: We will cut one of them adrift. In the confusion
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: what was to happen In the confusion that his imagination
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: had conjured up, I was not to know, For what
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: actually happened was so confused that of nothing am I
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: quite certain? First from the water of the sound that
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: was lapping pleasantly against the side. I heard the voice
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: of a man raised in terror. Then came a rush
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: of feet, oaths, and yells. Then a shock that threw
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: us to our knees, and a crunching, ripping and tearing
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: roar like that made by the roof of a burning
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: building when it plunges to the cellar. And the next instant,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: a large bow spirit entered our cabin window. There was
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: left me just space enough to wrench the door open,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: and grabbing Kinney, who was still on his knees, I
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: dragged him into the alleyway. He scrambled upright and clasped
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: his hands to his head. Where is my hat? He cried.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I could hear the water pouring into the lower deck
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and sweeping the frightened trunks before it. A horse in
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: a box stall was squealing like a human being, and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: many human beings were screaming and shrieking like animals. My
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: first intelligent thought was of the lovely lady. I shook
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Kinney by the arm. The uproar was so great that
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: to make him hear, I was forced to shout, where
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: is Lord Ivy's cabin? I cried, you said, it's next
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: to his sisters, take me there. Kinny nodded and ran
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: down the corridor and into an alleyway, on which opened
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: three cabins. The doors were ajar, and as I looked
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: into each, I saw that the beds had not been touched,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and that the cabins were empty. I knew then that
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: she was still on deck. I felt that I must
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: find her. We ran towards the companion way. Women and
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: children first. Kinny was yelling women and children first. As
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: we raced down the slanting floor of the saloon. He
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: kept repeating this mechanically. At that moment, the electric lights
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: went out, and except for the oil lamps, the ship
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: was in darkness. Many of the passengers had already gone
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: to bed. These now burst from the state rooms and
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: strange guards, mens carrying life preservers, hand bags, their arms
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: full of clothing. One man in one hand clutched a
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: sponge in the other an umbrella. With this, he beat
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: at those who blocked his flight. He hit a woman
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: over the head, and I hit him, and he went down,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: finding himself on his knees. He began to pray volubly.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: When we reached the upper deck, we pushed out of
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: the crush at the gangway, and to keep our footing,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: for there was a strong list to port. Clung to
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: the big flagstaff at the stern. At each rail, the
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: crew were swinging the boats over the side and around
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: each boat. Was a crazy fighting mob. Above our starboard
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: rail towered the foremast of a schooner. She had rammed
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: us fair amid ships, and in her bows was a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: hole through it. She could have rowed a boat into this.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: The water was rushing and sucking her down. She was
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: already settling at the stand by the light of a
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: swinging lantern. I saw three of her crew lift a
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: yawl from her deck and lower it into the water.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Into it they hurled oars and a sail, and one
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: of them had already started to slide down the painter
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: when the schooner lurched drunkenly and in a panic. All
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: three of the men ran forward and leaped to our
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: lower deck. The yawl abandoned swung idly between the patients
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and the schooner. Kinney, seeing what I saw, grabbed me
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: by the arm. There, he whispered, pointing, there's our chance.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I saw that with safety the yawl could hold a
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: third person, and as to who the third passenger would be,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I had already made up my mind. Wait Here, I said,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: on the patients. There were many immigrants only that afternoon,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: released from Ellice Island. They had swarmed into the lifeboats
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: even before they were swung clear, and when the ship's
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: officers drove them off, the poor souls, not being able
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: to understand, believed they were being sacrificed for the safety
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: of the other passengers. So each was fighting, as he thought,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: for his life and for the lives of his wife
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: and children. At the edge of the scrimmage, I dragged
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: out two women who had been knocked off their feet
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: and who were in danger of being trampled. But neither
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: was the woman I sawt In the half darkness, I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: saw one of the immigrants, a girl with a kerchief
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: on her head, struggling with her life belt as Stoker,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: as he raced past, seized it and made for the rail.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: In my turn, I took it from him, and he
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: fought for it, shouting, it's every man for himself, now,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: all right, I said, for I was excited and angry.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Look out for yourself. Then I hit him on the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: chin and he let go. Of the life belt and dropped.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I heard at my elbow a low, excited laugh, and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: a voice said, well, bold, you never learned that in
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: an office. I turned and saw the lovely lady. I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: tossed the immigrant girl her life belt, and as though
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I had known Lady Moya all my life, I took
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: her by the hand and dragged her after me down
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the deck. You come with me, I commanded. I found
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: that I was trembling, and that a weight of anxiety
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: of which I had not been conscious had been lifted.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I found I was still holding her hand and pressing
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: it in my own. Thank God, I said, I thought
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I had lost You lost me, repeated Lady Moyer, but
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: she made no comment. I must find my brother, she said,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you must come with me. I ordered, go with mister
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Kinney to the lower deck. I will bring that row
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: boat under the stern. You will jump into it. I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: cannot leave my brother, said Lady Moyer. Upon the word,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: as though shot from a cannon, the human whirlpool that
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: was sweeping the deck amidships cast out Stumps and hurled
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: him toward us. His sister gave little cry of relief.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Stumps recovered his balance and shook himself like a dog
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: that has been in the water. I thought I'd never
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: get out of it alive, he remarked complacently. In the darkness,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I could not see his face, but I was sure
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: he was still vaguely smiling. Worse than a football night,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: he exclaimed, worse than meifkin knight. His sister pointed to
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the yawl. This gentleman is going to bring that boat
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: he and take us away in it. She told him
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: we had better go when we can ride. Oh, assented
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: stumps cheerfully. How about Phil, He's just behind me. As
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: he spoke, only a few yards from us, a peevish
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: voice pierced the tumult. I tell you, it cried, you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: must find Lord Ivy. If Lord Ivy, a voice with
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: a strong and brutal American accent yelled in answer to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: hell with Lord Ivy, Lady Moyad chuckled. Get to the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: lower deck, I commanded, I am going for the yawl.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: As I slipped my leg over the rail, I heard
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Lord Ivy say I'll find Phil and meet you. I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: dropped and caught the rail the deck below, and hanging
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: from it, shoved with my knees and fell into the water.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Two strokes brought me to the yawl, and scrambling into
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: her and casting her off, I paddled back to the steamer.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: As I lay under the stan, I heard from the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: lower deck the voice of Kinney raised importently, ladies fast,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: he cried her, ladyship first, I mean, he corrected, even
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: on leaving what he believed to be a sinking ship.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Kinny could not forget his manners, but mister Aldridge had
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: evidently forgotten his. Heard him shout indignantly, I'll be damned
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: if I do. The voice of Lady Moya laughed, You'll
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: be drowned if you don't. She answered, I saw a
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: black shadow poised upon the rail steady below there, her
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: voice called, and the next moment, as lightly as a squirrel,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: she dropped to the thwart and stop umbled into my arms.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: The voice of Aldridge was again raised in anger. I'd
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: rather drown, he cried. Lord Ivy responded with unexpected spirit. Oh, well,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: then drown. The water is warm, and it's a pleasing death.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: After that, with a bump, he fell in a heap
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: at my feet. Easy, Kinney, I shouted, don't swamp us,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I'll be careful, he called, and the next instance hid
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: my shoulders and I shook him off on top of
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Lord Ivy, get off my head, shouted his Lordship. Kinney
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: apologized to every one profusely. Lady Moya raised her voice
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: for the last time. Phil, She called, are you coming
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: or are you not? Not with those swindlers? I'n not,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: he shouted. I think you too are mad. I'd prefer
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: to drown. There was an uncomfortable silence. My posses was
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: a difficult one, and not knowing what to say, I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: said nothing. If one must drown, exclaimed Lady Moya briskly.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I can't see it matters who one drowns with. In
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: his strangely explosive manner, Lord Ivy shouted, suddenly, Phil, you're
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: a silly ass. Push off, commanded Lady Moya. I think
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: from her tone the order was given more for the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: benefit of Aldridge than for myself. Certainly it was effective,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: for on the instant there was a heavy splash. Lord
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Ivy sniffed scornfully and manifested no interest. Ah, he exclaimed,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: he prefers to drown Sputtering and gasping, Aldridge arose out
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: of the water and while we balanced the boat climbed
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: over the side underst and he cried, even while he
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: was still gasping. I am here under protest. I am
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: here to protect you and stumps. I am under obligation
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: to no one. I am Can you row? I asked,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Why don't you ask your pal? He demanded savagely. Here
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: rode on last year's crow, Phil cried Lady Moya. Her
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: voice suggested a temper had not suspected. You will row,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: or you can get out and walk. Take the oars,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: she commanded, and be civil. Lady Moya, with the tilla
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: in her hand, sat in the stan stumps, with Kinney
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: huddled at his knees, was stout away forward. I took
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the stroke and Aldrich the bow oars. We will make
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: for the Connecticut shawl, I said, and pulled from under
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: the stern of the patients. In a few moments, we
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: had lost all sight, and except for her whistle, all
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: sound of her and we ourselves were lost in the fog.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: There was another eloquent and embarrassing silence, unless in the
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: panic they trembled upon each other. I had no real
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: fear for the safety of those on board the steamer.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Before we had abandoned her. I had heard the wireless
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: frantically sputtering the stand by call, and I was certain
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: that already the big boats of the full River Providence,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: and joy lines and launches from every wireless station between
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Bridgeport and Newport were making toward her. But the margin
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: of safety, which to my thinking was broad enough for
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: all the other passengers for the lovely Lady, was in
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: no way sufficient. That mob swept deck was no place
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  Speaker 1: for her. I was happy that, on her account, I
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  Speaker 1: had not waited for a possible rescue in the yawl.
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  Speaker 1: She was safe, The water was smooth, and the Connecticut
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  Speaker 1: shore was I judged, no more than three miles distant
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  Speaker 1: in an hour. Unless the fog confused us. I felt
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  Speaker 1: sure the Lovely Lady would again walk safely upon dry
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  Speaker 1: land selfishly, on Kinney's account and my own. I was
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  Speaker 1: delighted to find myself free of the steamer and from
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  Speaker 1: any chance of her landing us, where police waited with
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  Speaker 1: open arms. The avenging Angel, in the person of Aldridge,
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  Speaker 1: was still near us, so near that I could hear
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  Speaker 1: the water dripping from his clothes, but his power to
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  Speaker 1: harm was gone. I was congratulating myself on this when
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  Speaker 1: suddenly he undeceived me. Apparently he had been considering his
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  Speaker 1: position to what Kinney and myself, and having arrived at
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  Speaker 1: the conclusion, was anxious to announce it. I wish to repeat,
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  Speaker 1: he exclaimed suddenly, that I'm under obligations to nobody, just
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  Speaker 1: because my friends, he went on, defiantly, chose to trust
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  Speaker 1: themselves with persons who ought to be in jail. I
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  Speaker 1: can't desert them. It's all the more reason why I
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't desert them. That's why I'm here, and I wanted understood.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as I get on shore, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: a police station and have those persons arrested. Rising out
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  Speaker 1: of the fog that had rendered each of us invisible
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  Speaker 1: to the other, his words sounded fantastic and unreal in
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  Speaker 1: the dripping silence, broken only by horse warnings that came
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  Speaker 1: from no direction, and within the mind of each the
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  Speaker 1: conviction that we were lost police stations did not immediately
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  Speaker 1: concern us, so no one spoke, and in the fog
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  Speaker 1: the words died away and were drowned. But I was
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  Speaker 1: glad he had spoken, at least a forewarned. I now
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  Speaker 1: knew that I had not escaped that Kimmy and I
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  Speaker 1: were still in danger. I determined that, so far as
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  Speaker 1: it lay with me, our yawl would be beached at
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  Speaker 1: that point on the coast of Connecticut, farthest removed not
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  Speaker 1: only from police stations, but from all human habitation. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as we were out of hearing of the patients
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  Speaker 1: and her whistle, we completely lost our bearings. It may
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  Speaker 1: be that Lady Moya was not a skilled cock's swain,
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  Speaker 1: or it may be that all dredge understands a raising
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  Speaker 1: skull better than yawl and pulled too heavily on his right.
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  Speaker 1: But whatever the cause, we soon were hopelessly lost in
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  Speaker 1: this predicament. We were not alone. The night was filled
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  Speaker 1: with folk horns, whistles, bells, and the throbe of engines,
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  Speaker 1: but we never were near enough to hell the vessels
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  Speaker 1: from which the suns came, and when we rowed toward them,
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  Speaker 1: they invariably sank into silence. After two hours, Stumps and
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  Speaker 1: Kinney insisted on taking a turn at the oars, and
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  Speaker 1: Lady Moya moved to the bow. We gave her our coats,
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  Speaker 1: and making cushions of these, She announced that she was
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  Speaker 1: going to sleep, whether she slept or not, I do
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  Speaker 1: not know, but she remained silent for three more dreary hours.
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  Speaker 1: We took turns at the oars or dozed at the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of the boat, while we continued aimlessly to drift
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  Speaker 1: upon the face of the waters. It was now five
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  Speaker 1: o'clock and the fog had so far lighted that we
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  Speaker 1: could see each other and a stretch of open water
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  Speaker 1: at intervals. The foghorns of vessels passing us but hidden
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  Speaker 1: from us, tormented Aldridge to a state of extreme exasperation.
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  Speaker 1: He held them with frantic shrieks and shouts and stumps,
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  Speaker 1: and the Lady Moya shouted with him. I fear kinny,
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  Speaker 1: and myself did not contribute any great volume of sound
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  Speaker 1: to the general chorus. To be rescued was the last
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  Speaker 1: thing we desired. The yacht or tug that would receive
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  Speaker 1: us on board would also put us on shore, where
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  Speaker 1: the vindictive Oldridge would have us at his mercy. We
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  Speaker 1: preferred the freedom of our yole and the shelter of
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  Speaker 1: the fog. Our silence was not lost upon Aldridge. For
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  Speaker 1: some time he had been crouching in the bow, whispering
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: indignantly to Lady Moya, now, he exclaimed aloud. What did
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  Speaker 1: I tell you? He cried contemptuously. They got away in
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  Speaker 1: this boat because they were afraid of me, not because
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  Speaker 1: they were afraid of being drowned. If they've nothing to
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  Speaker 1: be afraid of, why are they so anxious to keep
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  Speaker 1: us drifting around all night in this fog? Why don't
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  Speaker 1: they help us stop one of those tugs? Lord Ivy
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  Speaker 1: exploded suddenly, rod He exclaimed, If they're afraid of you,
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  Speaker 1: why did they ask you to go with them? They didn't,
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  Speaker 1: cried Aldridge, truthfully and triumphantly. They kidnapped you and Moya
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  Speaker 1: because they thought they could square themselves with you, But
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  Speaker 1: they didn't want me. The issue had been fairly stated,
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  Speaker 1: and no longer with self respect could I remain silent.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want you now, I said, Can't you understand?
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  Speaker 1: I went on, with as much self restraint as I
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  Speaker 1: could muster. We are willing and anxious to explain ourselves
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  Speaker 1: to Lord Ivy or even to you, but we don't
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  Speaker 1: want to explain to the police. My friend thought you
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  Speaker 1: and Lord Ivy were crooks escaping You think we are
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  Speaker 1: crook escaping you both. Aldridge snorted contemptuously. That's a likely story.
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  Speaker 1: He cried, no, wonder, you don't want to tell that
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  Speaker 1: to the police. From the bow came an exclamation, and
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  Speaker 1: Lady Moya rose to her feet. Phil She said, you
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  Speaker 1: bore me. She picked her away across the thwart to
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  Speaker 1: where Kinney sat at the stroke oar. My brother and
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  Speaker 1: I often rode together. She said, I will take your place.
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  Speaker 1: When she had seated herself, we were so near that
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  Speaker 1: her eyes looked directly into mine. Drawing in the oars,
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  Speaker 1: she leaned upon them and smiled. Now then she commanded,
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  Speaker 1: tell us all about it. Before I could speak, they
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  Speaker 1: came from behind her a sudden radiance, and as though
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  Speaker 1: a curtain had been snatched aside, the fog flew apart,
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  Speaker 1: and the son dripping crimson and gorges sprang from the waters.
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  Speaker 1: From the others there was a cry of one dent delight,
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  Speaker 1: and from Lord Ivy a shriek of incredulous laughter. Lady
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  Speaker 1: Moya clapped her hands joyfully and pointed past me. I
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  Speaker 1: turned and looked directly behind me. Not fifty feet from
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  Speaker 1: us was a shelving beach and a stone wharf, and
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  Speaker 1: above it a vine covered cottage. From the chimney off,
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  Speaker 1: which smoke curled cheerily. Had the yawl while Lady Moya
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  Speaker 1: was taking the oars not swung in a circle, and
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: had the sun not arisen in three minutes more, we
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  Speaker 1: would have bumped ourselves into the state of Connecticut. The
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  Speaker 1: cottage stood on one horn of a tiny harbor. Beyond it,
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  Speaker 1: water beaten, shingled houses, sail lofts, and wharves stretched cozily
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  Speaker 1: in a half circle. Back of them rose splendid elms
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  Speaker 1: and the delicate spire of a church, and from the
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  Speaker 1: unruffled surface of the harbor the masts of many fishing boats.
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  Speaker 1: Across the water. On a grass grown point, a whitewashed
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  Speaker 1: lighthouse blushed in the crimson glory of the sun. Except
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: for an oyster man in his boat at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the wharf, and the smoke from the chimney of
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: his cottage. The little village slept, the harbor slept. It
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: was a picture of perfect content, confidence and peace. Oh,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: cried the Lady Moya. How pretty, How pretty? Lord Ivy
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  Speaker 1: swung the bow about and raced toward the wharf. The
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  Speaker 1: others stood up and cheered hysterically at the sound, and
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: at the side of a emerging so mysteriously from the fog.
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  Speaker 1: The man in the fishing boat raised himself to his
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  Speaker 1: full height and stared as incredulously as though he beheld
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: a mermaid. He was an old man, but straight and tall,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: and the oysterman's boots stretching to his hips, made him
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: appear even taller than he was. He had a bristling
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: white bed, and his face was tanned to a fierce
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: copper color. But his eyes were blue and young and gentle.
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  Speaker 1: They lit suddenly with excitement and sympathy. Are you from
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  Speaker 1: the patience? He shouted in a chorus. We answered that
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  Speaker 1: we were, And Ivy pulled the yowl alongside the fisherman's boat.
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  Speaker 1: But already the old man had turned and, making a
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: megaphone off his hand, was shouting to the cottage mother.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: He cried, mother, here are folks from the wreck. Get
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: coffee and blankets, and and bacon and eggs. May the
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Lord bless him, exclaimed the lady Moya devoutly. But Aldridge,
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  Speaker 1: excited and eager, pulled out a roll of bills and
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: shook them at the man. Do you want to earn
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: ten dollars? He demanded, Then Chase yourself to the village
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  Speaker 1: and to bring the constable. Lady Moya exclaimed bitterly. Lord
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Ivy swore. Kinney, in despair, uttered a dismal howl and
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  Speaker 1: dropped his head in his hands. It's no use, mister Aldridge,
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  Speaker 1: I said. Seated in the stand, the others had hidden
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  Speaker 1: me from the fisherman. Now I stood up, and he
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  Speaker 1: saw me. I laid one hand on his and pointed
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  Speaker 1: to the tin badge on his suspender. He is the
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  Speaker 1: village constable himself, I explained. I turned to the lovely
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  Speaker 1: lady Moya. I said, I want to introduce you to
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  Speaker 1: my father. I pointed to the vine covered cottage. That's
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: my home, I said. I pointed to the sleeping town
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  Speaker 1: that I told her is the village of Fairport. Most
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  Speaker 1: of it belongs to my father. You are all very welcome.
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  Speaker 1: End of Chapter two and of The Make Believe Man
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: by Richard Harding Davis read by Carolyne one evening in
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  Speaker 1: June in the middle of elegy season in Hanover, Germany,