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217: Sister Wives Recap - Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind (S19 E17) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: bum ass episode Season nineteen, Episode seventeen, God, are we
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  Speaker 1: done yet? Entitled?
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  Speaker 2: Love is patient, Love is kind, and.
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  Speaker 1: We have to be patient to continue to watch this show.
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  Speaker 2: Beatrice, I am not patient.
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  Speaker 1: Before we even get into the recap, I have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you, what is your major takeaway from this episode?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think and what are you feeling? What
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  Speaker 1: is the vibe? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: The vibe is bad?
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  Speaker 1: Is it bad? Vibe?
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  Speaker 2: I was so fucking pissed watching this episode. I texted
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  Speaker 2: you you did, and I was like, girl, just be
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  Speaker 2: prepared because this is horseshit. Because we watched the entirety
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  Speaker 2: of Christine's wedding special that we already saw last year.
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  Speaker 2: Last year, it wasn't even anything new. It wasn't anything
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  Speaker 2: new except for maybe I don't know the shaving conversation
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  Speaker 2: with Peydon and stuff like I give a fuck, like
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  Speaker 2: I give a fuck about a straight rager, just like
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I would have rather watched forty five minutes
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  Speaker 2: of Cody and Robin chopping down a tree in Flagstaff
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  Speaker 2: than watching Christine grin up on David.
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  Speaker 1: Again again makeout at the altar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, all the makeoutside.
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  Speaker 1: I had to look away. I couldn't stare straight into
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  Speaker 1: the sun. I could not look at it. It was like,
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  Speaker 1: stop it. It was so bad this instant.
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  Speaker 2: It was so bad. So that's my major takeaway. I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was angry about it. Yeah, My major takeaway
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  Speaker 1: is that it's a really sad state of affairs when
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  Speaker 1: the best part of an episode is the preview for
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  Speaker 1: the next episode. I mean, like, we didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: do all this. We could have just got right to
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  Speaker 1: Coyote Pass and the fact that Mary has retained an
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  Speaker 1: attorney and that the gloves are off and Cody's talking
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  Speaker 1: about being unfair with the selling of the property. That's
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  Speaker 1: the shit we want to see and talk about. Word,
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  Speaker 1: We've already seen the wedding, We've already seen the run
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  Speaker 1: up to the wedding. We've already seen all of this content.
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  Speaker 1: So like, I don't understand, and I want to. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say, like, I also watch many shows
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  Speaker 1: on Bravo, been watching Bravo for a couple of decades now.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing about Bravo that I think TLC needs
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  Speaker 1: to learn is that they seem to be willing to adjust.
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  Speaker 1: For example, currently I know you don't watch a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of Bravo, but currently we have The Real Housewives
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  Speaker 1: of New Jersey, iconic franchise. It's been around for I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, fifteen years or longer, a long long time,
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  Speaker 1: but they are the rumor is scrapping the entire cast
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  Speaker 1: and they're going to look for new people because the
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: cast as it was with Teresa, Judice and all of
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  Speaker 1: these people, like, they sucked so bad and it was
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  Speaker 1: so freaking toxic and the audience was so over it.
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  Speaker 1: It was season after season after season with nobody really changing,
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  Speaker 1: and so finally the audience outcry was too much, and
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  Speaker 1: Bravo said, Okay, well fuck this, and they're going to
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  Speaker 1: fire everybody. They fired the entire New York cast, and
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: I think, well, I think the first franchise was Orange
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  Speaker 1: County and then it was New York. So New York's
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: been around like twenty years. Fired all those old hoes,
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: oh wow, really recast it with a bunch of new,
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: younger hose. These new younger hoes aren't doing so great,
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  Speaker 1: so they probably go to fire all of these are
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  Speaker 1: shake it up, maybe bring back some old people. My
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  Speaker 1: point is, though, that Bravo tends to listen to their
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  Speaker 1: audience and actually care about what we think and what
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  Speaker 1: we feel, which takes me to Beverly Hills. Real Housewives
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills with Kyle and Erica and Sutton. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this has been on for many, many, many years, and
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  Speaker 1: when there is enough of an outcry, they will fire somebody,
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  Speaker 1: likely Serena, and they'll bring on somebody new, and if
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: that doesn't work, they'll fire them after a season two
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: or three. But they are willing to adjust. And so
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: this season with Beverly Hills, we have a fire season.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: It's really fucking good so far, it's really really good
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  Speaker 1: because they listen to what the audience test to say.
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  Speaker 1: But for whatever reason, TLC just doesn't seem willing to adjust,
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  Speaker 1: not even a little, Like this entire season has been
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  Speaker 1: b roll. Yeah, it's been shit that was on the
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  Speaker 1: editing floor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely. And didn't you say when we started
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: the season or right up like the lead up to
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  Speaker 2: the season, that this was already in the can, like
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  Speaker 2: this is what they already made, like before Garrison passed
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  Speaker 2: and everything, like this is what they were gonna release Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I keep seeing people online saying that all of this
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: be roll footage is just because they're trying to fill
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  Speaker 2: in the gaps from all of the Garrison footage, And
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: maybe that's true. But at the same time, we're still
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: watching bullshit from two years ago, so there is more
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: footage they're probably filming for season twenty or something. Like
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: you could be adding in newer content. We could be
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: talking about Coyote Pass. We could. I would rather watch
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  Speaker 2: Mary redecorate and hontify.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: The B and B I hantify, like I would rather.
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  Speaker 2: Watch HDTV bullshit with Mary this, but like it's just
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: stuff we've already seen and we've been seeing for a
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: long time. Like it was one thing in season eighteen,
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: season seventeen where it was stuff that was kind of
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: pieced together from the prior seasons, like little clips and
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: stuff here and there. I get it. Whatever that's producer thing,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. But this is like whole ass episodes
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  Speaker 2: that we've seen already. Yeah, this is whole ass scenes
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  Speaker 2: and stuff that we've seen already. I'm getting annoyed.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're using footage of Janelle gardening from three years
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: ago during COVID. It's like we've watched the show and
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: you have such a loyal audience. Yeah, Like you've got
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: the same people watching week after week after week. Now,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: is there nothing to be said for something like fan service,
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: like serving the fans? What we want is some accountability,
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  Speaker 1: right from Cody Brown. So when you bring in Sukiana
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: or whatever her name is, and we have a tell all,
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  Speaker 1: she's actually asking some hard hitting questions and he is
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  Speaker 1: made to answer them, and if he doesn't, then he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get his full paycheck. Because that's what they do
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: with the housewives. For example, Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen
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  Speaker 1: Huger the grand dam did not show up for the
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: reunion because she went to rehab or whatever because her
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: UI footage was released and it was really, really terrible
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you about it later, but she didn't
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: decide to show up, and so she forfeits allegedly a
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  Speaker 1: good amount of her season paycheck, which is exactly what
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: they should be doing with Cody Brown and all of
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: the ogs, but they don't. And I'm just wondering where
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  Speaker 1: along the way Cody has been empowered to call these
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  Speaker 1: shots like this. And I'm also wondering where along the
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  Speaker 1: way they felt so comfortable just to self film so
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  Speaker 1: much of the content as opposed to having a camera crew,
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  Speaker 1: like professional people around shooting this shit.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Right, Like, why are we putting these dopes in charge
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  Speaker 2: of the content that we want to see? Right? I
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: don't want to see this bullshit. It's so stupid. I mean,
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: even Cody and Robin chopping down a tree, I'm like,
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: why are we chopping down another tree just to show
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  Speaker 2: that Cody's super strong and mass he's so masculine.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: Let me show you how much of a man I am. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you almost died, Like what are you doing with that tree?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Well, he's cut down a thousand trees in Okay, he's
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  Speaker 2: very experienced.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, just Robin standing there twiddling her thighs and trying
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: to be the manager of Cody and this chainsaw, and
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: it's like there's nothing of value here, and there are
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: so many opportunities to actually create content that we want
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: to see. So I'm just wondering where the disconnect is
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  Speaker 1: with TLC. Why wouldn't you want to give us the
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: show that we want to watch? I know, like that's
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: what we're hanging on for. We're hanging on for the
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: dribs and drabs of truth telling and some of the
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: things that we've suspected all along, Like why wouldn't you
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: produce a show that we want to see? Everybody's mad?
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Look at the subreddits, I know, look at Twitter or
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: x or whatever, Like look at what people are saying.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: They are not happy.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's unanimous across the board. Like I even
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: commented and posted on Reddit. I'm like, I fucking mad,
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: so pissed off because it's just like egregious at this point,
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Like this week's episode was the nail in the coffin
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: for me, because I'm just like, wow, this is really
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: episode two of Christine's wedding special from last year, and
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: I looked it up that wedding special was released exactly
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: a year ago today, So it's literally the same shit,
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: the same day and everything. And we still have more
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: of this season and maybe the preview will show us,
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: like I mean, maybe we're gonna get a good episode
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: next week with Coyote pass. I know all of the
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: og wise have said we're gonna catch up to twenty
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: twenty four, but I'm like, when.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, we're supposed to get up
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: to the time of Garrison's passing yet, but when you
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: see how they retro fit content, I mean, I'm not
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: sure that season twenty isn't gonna still be filled with
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: stuff from twenty twenty right two and twenty twenty three. Yeah,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: it's just wild.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: It's crazy making. It's like the audacity. I mean really,
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: but we're still watching it now. And you did say, like,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: if we didn't cover this for the pod, there's no
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: way I would not be watching this anymore. And I
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: know that a lot of people have opted out.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: Yep. This just makes me excited, though, to get back
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: into the Bravo universe, Like when the Valley comes out,
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, just give me some drama, even though
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: like La La and Shina and stuff are gonna be on.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: There allegedly a little bit. Yeah, you know, like.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Fine, I'll deal with it. But The Valley is so
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: much more dramashous, so much better, and they give us
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: the shit that we like to watch. They give us
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: stuff that leaves us hanging every week, like, oh my god,
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: I can't wait for next week's episode. It's like with
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: Sister Wives, it's getting to the point where people dread it,
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: and a lot of people on our on our YouTube
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: and stuff, they're like, I stopped watching long ago. I
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: just listened to your guys' podcast, and that's like a
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: lot of people they just listen to recaps. They don't
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: even watch the shows. But you were saying last week
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: the ratings went up for some reason.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of doing this week to week, and
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: so the week before that they were down, but maybe
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: that was the holidays. And then January fifth they were
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: up like twelve percent. And then we'll see what happens
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: with like the episode this week. I don't know, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think people are continueing to tune in to see
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: if something changes, or just to see if maybe we're
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: done with Christine's wedding yet and maybe once we get
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: back into the content around Kyte Pass and the attorneys
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: and Janelle and Mary, like Morganelle morgenal, I know, Morganelle
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: talking about the lads right, talking about the division of
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: these assets, talking about this stuff, right, Jesus crackers, And
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: I know we talk about it every week, but like
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: that's all anybody can talk about it. It's just the
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: craziness of the situation and this show.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I mean really, like I was messaging you today, I
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: like this episode. I'm like, what are we even going
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: to talk about? Like it's there's like not much here,
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: but we're gonna make it.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna to turn the shit into the gold. So
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: let's start spinning that gold.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well we start with Christine's wedding day.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Oh well again, she's so excited they.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Literally yeah, I think I blocked out the amount of
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: time she like made out with him and this special
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: and all of the lip biting, and then I totally
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: forgot about the lap dance like that traumatized me last season.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: And I forgot about the friend of his who didn't
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: a lap dance as well. I was like, oh Jesus,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: I know, like, what is going on here?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: And then we had to watch that again. The whole thing,
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Oh terrible. But they get married, everybody's happy, Isabelle's getting
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: along with David, and the end.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I loved seeing truly go up onto the altar and
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: say to Christine that she deserves the best.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, I loved watching that last year too.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was sweet. That brought a little
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: tear to my eye. And again when we saw Christine's
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: dad hobble up to the staircase and no, but I
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: mean he was old, ye old man right there now,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: and just I forget what he said to David, but
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: something like it's going to be glorious for the rest
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: of your life. And I just there were some very
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  Speaker 1: sweet moments. I thought the girls looked so pretty. I
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: thought the color palette was well. I thought the day
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: was gorgeous with Janelle like looking at all the mountains
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: and the roof. It was lovely. But I was snoring. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was tied, was over I was over it. And
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: when Christine came up to just drop it low onto
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  Speaker 1: his lap and then she just kind of started simulating
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: like gyrations of a sexual nature. Like I'm like, that's
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: not a lap dance. Like a lap dance, it's like
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: we're dancing somewhat, we're being sexy, but you're just grinding
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: up on this cookie. Got a bad back, yeah, and
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you might not be able to sustain everything you're laying
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: down on him. And it was just it was a
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: moment Hunt.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: She was grinding that cookie all up on hill. Yes,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: leaving that snail trail ground. I'm sorry, but that's just
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: like what I was thinking about. Like it, I'm so
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: grossed out. But you know what, hmmm, old people deserve
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: love too, they do, and.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: If they can get the mechanics, that's worry.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: More power to that happy.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: I loved seeing Hunter and Maddie, yeah, and I loved
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: seeing Gay, but I loved how all of them talked
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: about how it felt like they were a family again,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: because this is what the kids have been craving because
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: everything has fallen apart and been destroyed as a result
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  Speaker 1: of Cody and Robin, and so this was an event
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  Speaker 1: that ye all came back together and had that same
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: nostalgic vibe. So I loved seeing that and For those
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: of you who didn't watch the wedding special last year,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it was fantastic for you to see it
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: for the first time. Sure, but I'll just go and
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: limp honey and I like who I.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Was watching it, I'm like, damn, this is really the
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: same shit we've already seen.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: There's not the producers are playing in our face. It's
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: like the same scenes, but like something else that had
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: happened in the same scene that was cut out from
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: last year. Example the scene with David in his hotel
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: room with the dudes, Tony's getting introduced to his sons
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: and sons in law, or of last year in the
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: wedding special, it was Tony talking about the colors or
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: how they were dressed or something. This year, it's high
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: how you do it and Kyden is getting a shave.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It's footage. Yeah, it's just a different angle with some
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: different conversation, which is mediocre and boring.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Af agreed. It would have been one thing if we
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: got new footage from the wedding that we didn't get
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: to see, like some of the juicy bits that you
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: saved for this season. That've been cool. I've been fine
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: with that, but Nope, it's the exact same stuff. And
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: look again, I'm happy for Christine. I think it's great.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that she found her mean and she's rubbing
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: up all on him. That's awesome. But I'm bored. Yeah,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And then we have Cody and Robin talking about how
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: they weren't invited. Like Cody's like, oh, I found an
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: invitation at my sister's household, but I didn't get invited,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: but then it would be awkward if I was there,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: And then Robin's like crying about it basically writing.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Cody's talking about how if he were invited and he
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: did attend, he would have to like dance a lot,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: and he would be showing David up, and he really
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: likes attention, so the attention would all be on him,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: and so that wouldn't work. He admits that he's got fomo,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: and he talks about the Brown family mash pit, which
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: he had referenced last year as well. And I was
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: trying to talk to you about this on the ride
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: over tonight. I was like, I can feel in Cody
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: a zeipe.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Shaved latcha gotcha.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like he's lighter, like whenever these talking heads
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: are being filmed. I feel like maybe he's processing through
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: all of that vitriolic and hateful, poisonous rhetoric and anger
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: we had seen for two to three seasons previously, and
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: now he's kind of getting to a better place. But
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Robin seems more entrenched in her ghoulish song, her darkness,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: goblin energy then i've ever seen her like. She's really
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: embedded in her muppet frown. Like. When asked about Christine
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: and her nuptial she's just like, yeah, I mean, I
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: hope she's happy. I just want her to be happy
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: if she can be just the worst. You finally got
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: everything you ever wanted. Hood. The only thing you're really
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: upset about is that the world and especially this dumpster,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: hates you for free. We hate you because we see you, yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: and you're upset about that, and so you're trying to
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: do all of this magician shit to make us think
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: that things are different. But we still see you, yeah,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: And that's what you're unhappy about. And because you're unhappy fundamentally,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: and you're just an awful person generally speaking, you have
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to project that shit onto everybody else. You're not happy
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: for Christine.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: No, she's not happy at all. She's pissed off, and
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: she's also but heard that she didn't get invited even
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: though she wouldn't have gone. Is she Robin's the kind
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: of person and I feel like would want to be
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: invited to shit, but just so she can decline it,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: just so she cannot show up. Because I was seeing
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: people talk on Reddit that she could have gone to
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Gwendolen's engagement party and she fucking didn't, so like, you
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: could have gone, you just didn't want to.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: She did go to the engagement party. She was there
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: with Cody when they met David for the first time.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that the engagement party?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Somebody was saying on Reddit that she
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: didn't get to go she didn't go to Gwendolen's thing.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Take it with a grain of salt. This whole fucking
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: season has been a blur for me because it's all
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: the same shit that we've already seen.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Dissociated. You're in the fifth dimension.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I literally am. I'm just like, what is even happening?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: But no, I mean, like, Robin, I don't know why
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: you want us to think that you wanted to be
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: invited to Christine's wedding, why would she ever invite you?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Well, for the outcasts, we've been voted off the island. No,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: that's not actually what happened, gas lighting, biatch. What happened
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: was you were the favorite wife. You claimed all the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: time from the man who had three other wives all
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the time for yourself and your children's that nobody else
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: had access to this man. Yeah, so you voted everybody
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: else off the island. Yeah, you didn't give anybody else
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: access to the patriarch. And so don't come crying to
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: me because you feel like an outcast.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: And that was literally something they said last season too,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, is that more footage from last season?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, because they said same footage, they said the same
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: shame photograph. I mean, really, the exact same.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. But as for the whole Cody being lighter thing,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's changed one bit. I don't think
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: he's actually healed. I feel like he's just becoming a
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: little bit aware, like the AI is becoming sentient, like
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: realizing how he's coming off to the world. And because
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: he's such a narcissist and concerned about his image, he's like, oh, shit,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I've got to change how I come off this season,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: And either that was directed by him or Robin or TLC,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: somebody fucking put that in his head, Like, dude, the
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: world fucking hates your guts. You need to change your
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: tone and stop being such an absolute monster. I don't
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: think he's grown one bit.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Well I never said grown, and he seems lighter, but
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: that doesn't necessarily connote healing. To me, it just means
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: he's tamping it down. He's avoiding it. He's not living
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: in the active energy of it. He's not facing it,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and so he's just dealing it with it and moving
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: past it. So that doesn't have anything to do with accountability.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: To me, he just.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Seems like he wants to move on. He wants to
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: be with his shy and pretty wife. He wants to
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: do that life, and he's ready to fully embody that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: She does not seem to be on the same page.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: She seems to be unhappy, She seems to wanting to
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: want to continue to spew that negativity. Like this woman
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: can't crack a smile for the life of her. Every
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: time I see her smile, which is rare, it transforms
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: her entire face. She looks like a different person. Yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Like I hate people who tell women to smile so
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: that they can look pretty, But like Robin, you would
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: do well to smile a little bit, oh for sure,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: because I don't know what's song with your life and
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: your two point one million dollar mansion with all your
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: cars and all your art and your Kensie and Milledge.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: You got it all, bitch. Why ain't you smiling? Why
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: aren't you happy?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know why she's keeping up
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: this whole Dower thing, but maybe it's because she's such
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: a pathological liar and she's been keeping this up for
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: the last couple of seasons that she feels like she
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: has to continue this facade for people to think that
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: she's consistent, because otherwise, if she starts acting happy and
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, it's great, I love living as a
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: monogamous with Cody may one and only husband. Fuck them
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: other bitches, like I hate them, Good riddance. Like if
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: she was like that, people would hate her even more.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: So she's got to play and pretend to be sad
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: and hopefully gain some sympathy points from people because some
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: people do buy it for some reason.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Not me, No, No, I can't wait to never have
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: to see her again.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I want them to be demoted and or fired. I
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: want them to have the big meeting around the Mormon
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Office table where they're being told that they're going to
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: have to cut their wages because they're not producing enough,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: or they're not popular enough, or like the ratings are dipping,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and so we're gonna have to adjust around that. And
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: so you guys can only get I don't know, five
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: thousand an episode you're gonna have to make do that'd
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: be like I just put it on the vision board.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: It on the vision board. Justice, Yeah, we have the
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: vision board. We have to we have to hang up
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: the vision board to do it. I know somewhere on
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the wall. We haven't let the general public see the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: vision board.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: We have it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: We should do that. Maybe next week we can do
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the reveal for the vision board. We still have to
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: put the item though that represents me. Oh yeah, bikini
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: body that may bikinabody for twenty twenty five needs to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: go on the vision board. But yes, I just I
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: can't wait for that conversation to happen. Where he realizes
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: he doesn't hold all the cards.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That would be great, but I don't know if that
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: will ever happen. It has to happen well, because the
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: fans want that to happen, so therefore it's not going
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: to happen. PLC doesn't give a shit about the fans.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Slames.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, I can't, it's ridiculous. And then next we move
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: on to Cody and Robin cutting down trees and flagstaff.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I thought Weirdy talked about that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Well, we barely talked about it. What do we talk about.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: He's an idiot, he could kill himself.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Think he knows what he's doing, even though he says
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: he's felled one thousand trees. I don't believe you. You're
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: not a masculine person. I'm not buying into your patriarchal rhetoric.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I hate you so much. And then you sit down
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and you have your convertine and went about Christine's wet ding,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and you immediately launch into a bitching sash about Christine,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and she shuts you up and says we're happy for
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: her yep. And then Robin says to the camera, I
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: hope that Christine can be happy.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Did you notice that she said that? Yeah, because Christine's
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: never fucking happy. Yeah, because she's always bitching about something.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Nothing is ever enough for Christine, So I hope she
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: can be happy. He's even possible. That's what I heard.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: That's what my raccoon ears heard.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Oh do you know they talk so much shit about
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: David the way he looks and Christine, how they're not
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: gonna be happy together, and that Christine should have just
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: stayed with Cody, like you know, they'd be talking about
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: all this shit at home. Oh, yes, behind closed doors
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: with several beers and some ambience.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, getting correct, Yeah, crossfaded.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, hey, that would probably be lit. Hey,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: that would be great, I know. And then we had
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: another like tidbit that came out of that though. Cody
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: was talking about opening the door to his kids. Yeah,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: you want to talk about it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Well, here's another like example of is Cody trying to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: say the right thing or is Cody tipping his hand
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: to his narcissism and his ego And I'm not sure
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: which it is, but he's talking about how his hopes
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: and dreams for the future include Christine finding her soulmate,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: having a wonderful life with David and getting everything that
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: she truly wants, and that he also wishes that for
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: his children and that for him. Part of course, in paraphrasing,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: which means I'm gonna sound more intelligent than he does,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: because I am vastly more intelligent than he is. Word fastly,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: he's saying something like, you know, and I will always
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: be here holding the door open so that they can
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: walk on through. I will always love them and be
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: here for them. But as I'm holding that door opening
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: it for them to come through, I'm also holding with
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: my other hand this diesel geans break dance implicity woman
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: that I'm married, and I will never let go of
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: her head. So if my kids want to walk through
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: that door and ask me let go on this hand,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: it ain't never gonna happen, not in a million years,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: not now, not on colub. This woman and me are monogamous.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: So that's what he said. Yeah, And I was just say, Cody,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: couldn't you have rephrased that a little bit and just
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: said the door is always open and I am happy
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to come to you. I am happy to call you,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I am happy to camp out on your doorstep, like
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Robin said she told him to do. I am happy
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to do all of the work so that we can
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: start our journey of healing. But no, I've got the door.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: The door is to my fucking house where we're gonna
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: have holidays and family meetings, and you're gonna have to
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: walk your happy ass through my door while I hold
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: on tight death grip to Robin. And if you don't
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like that, fuck off.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, essentially, which is just like so deluded. I mean, like,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: as a parent, how can you say some shit like that,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna hold the door open, but you gotta
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: do all the work. You gotta come through, you gotta
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: walk through it. I ain't gonna go walk through it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: If you're in North Carolina or wherever Maddie's at, you,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: you gotta come out here to me. I'm not gonna
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: come visit you and your grandchildren, my grandchildren that I
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: haven't even met. Fuck that, Why would I do that?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but my door's open because I'm a good dad.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Right. But speaking of that sidebar, somebody said something on
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Reddit about there being a Cody sighting last week in
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: North Carolina, shut Up, approximately forty minutes away. From where
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Maddie lives, but of course Michelti's also there, and also
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Payden has relocated to North Carolina, and Janelle Janelle and
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: that Juice also a farm make a flowers that Juice by,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: so he allegedly visited and or is currently visiting North
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Carolina for some reason. I don't know if there's a
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: hammer crew, I don't know if there's something going.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: On that would be interesting. If he's actually trying to
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: rekindle things, that would be great. I would love to
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: see like a little bit of a change of heart
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: from Cody and for him to actually put in the
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: effort for once to mend things with his family that
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: he broke, that he shattered, that he ruined all the
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: relationships with That would be great mm hm. But again,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: because I want it, We want.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: It well, because it's the right thing to do well. Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: and any sort of well adjusted, mentally stable person would
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: want that. That is why he will not do it right,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: because that man's whack no so goody, he.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Is wickedy wat Yes. And then the last thing we
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: have is Mary hauntifying Yeah, haunted B and B.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: So we were stupid because we thought she was going
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: to be rentoing that BnB. Well, I thought I was
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: hoping she was going to be tearing down that wallpage
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: off the kitchen, hood, rip it out, got the whole thing,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: bringing an architect, it be the whole thing over, That's
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: what I was hoping for. But no, we're just decorating
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: for Halloween, because you know Mary, that's her like happy place.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It's decorating things. Yeah, for Christmas and holidays. Ever, usually
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: her who hosted for Christmas and for the holidays. But
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: after she moved to flag Staff, she got her tree
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: that one first year and nobody came over. Nobody ever
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: saw it. Nobody came to Mary's house. No one, come on,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: what Hunter, you couldn't have come on? It's about really
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: leoname on, come on over to Mary's house.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Like, why is nobody visiting Mary?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Because nobody likes her? And Mary actually admits that she
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: was not in alignment, she wasn't resonating. Yeah, a lot
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: of the people there in flag Staff. And so now
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: she's in Prowan, she's got her haunted BnB, she's around
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Jen and what's.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: His name, gay best friend Blair Blair.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and these people accept her for exactly who she is.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: They're having fun. They're erecting a cemetery in the front yard.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: She's decorating and she seems happy.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I like that she's using the old flowers
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: from their commitment ceremony to decorate the graveyard at her
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: haunted BMBA. Yeah, that was really good.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: This is where things die. Yeah, these things are dead,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: that's why these flowers are there. Of course, the producers
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: ask her whether she knows that the wedding is happening,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: that Christine is marrying that weekend, and she attends like
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: she didn't know that specifically, but she did. Yeah, she
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: does wish Christine well. She doesn't seem to be hurt
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that she wasn't invited, but really it was only her
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: and Robin and Cody that weren't invited.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Well, and I like the way Mary talked about it
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: because she said Christine expressed to me she doesn't want
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: to have a relationship with me, and I respect that
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: completely and I don't wish anything bad on her, and
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I hope she's happy. And so it seems like maybe
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: now a day is like they're maybe they're mending things,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: because I think we saw them sitting together at something.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Or somebody said that they were closer. Yeah, Mary, Chanel
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and Christine are all talking now a little bit, and
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: maybe they're joining forces against Cody, which we would love
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: to hear about.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: That would be great.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But like maybe their relationships are kind of in a
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: better place, but at this time they're not, and Mary
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: seems okay with it, which you know. I've had three marriages,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: three weddings rather well marriages too, and trying to remember
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: my first one. Like, I've never kept anybody out of
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: a wedding. Like my last wedding to my dear and
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: handsome husband, it was just me and him and my
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: daughter out in the trees in Colorado. We didn't have
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: an efficient because you didn't need one. We just went
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: out there, went out into nature, had a moment, got married,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: and that was it. We weren't trying to keep anybody out.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Actually, let's go uncensored because I want to ask you something.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Is that alright?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well we are back from our uncensored portion. By
• 32:32
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• 32:34
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• 32:46
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• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to Mary. She does acknowledge that Christine is getting married.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: She's heard about this, and she is completely gracious. She
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: understands christine boundaries and she wants nothing but the best
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: for Christine. I thought she handled it like a gy
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I loved to see it.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Yep. And Mary's just like living her life and she
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: feels a little bit more liberated in her first year
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: of divorce and she's getting used to it, and I
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: love that for her. Again. I would have loved to
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: see more of that as opposed to Christine grinding on David. Yeah,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: that would have been great.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: And that's kind of how we end the episode, right.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: It's the lap dance of David's male friend, and then
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: it's the lap dance slash sexual simulation of Christine for David,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and then everybody's partying. Yeah, there's the flash mob. Everybody's happy.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It's great, it's some cake. And then David and Christine
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: leave the venue to start their wonderful marriage life. And
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the best thing about it, the thing I was thinking
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: about is, oh my god, we're never gonna have to
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: see this again. We're not going to have to talk
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: about this next week. It's going to be out of
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: our collective raccoon consciousness. Thank god this is over. Thank
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: god shit is done.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. Thank you.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And season's gonna end. Now, the season's gonna end. I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: bet at the end of the next episode it's gonna be.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And next week on the season finale, Girl of Sister Wives,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: right when we're getting into the lawsuit, right when we
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: get to what happens with Garrison, they're gonna cut it
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna be done.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I think you're right. I think you're right.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, because I think they hate us. I think they're
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: laughing at us. They do from their bunker somewhere in Flagstaff.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: All these editors, all these producers are just laughing. And
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: because we come back to the trough week after week after.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: And then we rage into the night. But we don't stop.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Because, like raccoons, that's what we do.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: We eat the Yeah, they're like they're sitting there in
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: their little palaces like, yeah, eat the.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Trash, TALC money. Yeah. After first, I hate them. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: hate them almost as much as Cony.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Oh same, yep. And then we have the preview, which
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: is the best part, which is only a minute and
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: forty seconds. It's great, but we have it's several months
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: passed since COVID or Coyote Pass has been completely paid off.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Cody wants to sell it, apparently, and he's got, i think,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: the permission of the other wives involved in it. He's
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: got a real estate agent, and he's talking about an
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: ex wife that wants to screw him over which I
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: think I was thinking Mary, because I was.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Thinking, yeah, I was thinking it's going to be Janelle.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: He's going to think it's Janelle because I think Janelle's
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: being a hard ass about it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well, Mary's also retaining an attorney, so
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: that's why I'm like, maybe it is Mary, but I
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: love it. I love to see Mary have an attorney.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I want to see Janelle have one. I want to
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: see Christine with her lawsuit. But we're not going to
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: see that until next year, probably.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Because one of our commenters actually said weeks ago, just
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: because Cody tells Mary that he's going to be fair,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's going to split it equitably twenty five
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: percent for each person. Yep, that's not what that means.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: He's going to be fair, according to Cody, and this
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: is what's going to prompt Mary to get an attorney.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's probably going to try and get the
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: majority of oh one hundred percent seeds of it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: And he has every right to because his name is
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: on all those plots, I guess, other than what he
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: has capitulated to and admitted on film on screen, like
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: he's got all the rights. Yeah, and Mary and Janelle
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: y'all let him have it and havin yep.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: And Mary, you're stupid as fuck because you paid off
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: a quarter of the property when you don't even own
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: a quarter of it, you own a third of one
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: uh huh.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Just trusting him, I trust that he's going to do
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the right thing. Well, why would you? Now you have
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: an attorney. We'll see how that works out.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you ever?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: The only reason she's got an attorney is because he's
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: not doing the right thing.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yep. And that's why he's also selling a bunch of cameos.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I sent you a thing on Reddit that showed all
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: of the people, Yeah, Cody and Mary and I think
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Janelle and Christine, they're all on cameo and it showed
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: their prices, So like Janelle and Christine are reasonable, They're
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: like fifty dollars cameos, no big deal. Cody's is one
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: hundred and forty nine dollars per cameo, and then Mary's
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: is one hundred and fifty.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I know, I saw that. I'm like, oh my gosh,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I would want to get a cameo from Janelle or Christine,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: not from Mary. And why Cody?
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Why would I pay one hundred and fifty dollars for that?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: That's crazy? But yeah, Cody's selling a lot of cameos.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, somebody broke down how much they were making
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: as well, and even though they're charging more, they're making
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: much less than Christine and Janelle. I think like Christine
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: made seventy or eighty thousand, Janelle made something like that,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and then Cody's like down at twenty Mary's like down
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: at fourteen thousand because we don't want it, no, we
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: say no to it. Bye see ya.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's it. That's the episode.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Is that the whole preview?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, god yeah, Well I feel in my spirit
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: like we are winding down, We are winding down this season.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just really going to be happy to get out
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: of this season. When Janelle is saying that it's been
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: months since they've paid it off, we know they paid
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: it off in like June of twenty God, I'm getting
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Comments will probably be like, actually.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I think it was twenty twenty three, June of ish, yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: and so months later we're talking winter of twenty two
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: three maybe, and maybe we're getting into twenty twenty.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Four hopefully, so like the early because if we're going
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: to catch up to like spring of twenty twenty.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Four, Garrison, it's got to be March April.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that would make sense.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that we are winding down, We've got maybe
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: three more episodes of this season, and then we are
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: going back to Rewinds. Yes, what are we on season six?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I think so yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I mean it's so much infinitely.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: So much better better, so much.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Better most recent seasons.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Even with the boring Rewinds episodes, you know, with like
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: the weird Exchange students and stuff like that, Like, that's
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: so much better.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: And the panels on polygamy and bitter and awful children
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: who were escaped from polygamy. I love all of That's
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: so darker trip to the novel to the Mormonism of
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: it all.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I love it, and we get to see Cody's hairrival
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: than deep Al. I can't wait until we get to
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: the flat.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Iron season me as well.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be great.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: So even when we do the Valley, which again I'm
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: looking forward to, we're also going to be doing Rewinds. Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: to stay in the Sister Wives energy of it all.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like, TLC, we do you guys.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Have Fancer and we we want to stay talking about it. Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: just I want to just get over this part.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta get over this part. Well, we're gonna have
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: like four tel all's, so it's probably gonna be into
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: fucking March.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: That's if you're right, if the two episodes, like if
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: we're gonna end at season eight or episode eighteen, because
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I heard a rumor, but there's gonna be twenty six
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: episodes in this season.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Shut your mouth.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your life.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I'm literally serious.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: How can we eke out?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: And we are on what seventeen? Yeah, so you're talking
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: nine more episodes? Okay, that's not possible. Whoever started that room.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people are saying that it's gonna
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: be twenty six episodes.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, if we have two more episodes that puts us
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: through January, then we have a million tell all talkbacks,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: but those were released like within couple of days of
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: each other. We have the Ssukiana taill alls. I think
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: there's three or four of those, So we are going
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: through February for sure.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Well, it's if we get the tail alls and the
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: look backs and the talkbacks like we.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Did last season, right, which Discovery didn't even drop for us,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Like how did we had to do something with a
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: jury rate we want to.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Like hbox or something.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: We had to do something in order to get those
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: episodes because they weren't dropping it to the people who
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: were subscribing to Discovery. Plus, oh god, there's always something
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: to be angry about.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I fucking hate tales. I hate y'all.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: They have an agree are we? I want them to
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: have a good time when they were aggressively angry or
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and angry about like brown, we are Lord Jesus, Okay,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: well we're done. Yeah, Okay for anything else that we
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: need to say to these beautiful raccoons before I can't
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: believe we've talked this long.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I know you said it's going to be an episode.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: This episode, I I cannot believe it. But is there
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: anything else we need to say before we get up
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: on out of here future.
• 41:04
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• 41:06
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• 41:09
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• 41:11
  Speaker 2: attract more racos to this dumpster and we really appreciate it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be back later this week because we have
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of you who are just as upset and
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: activated as we are, and disregulated, let's be honest, emotionally dysregulated,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: and you're calling in and so we're gonna be taking
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: your calls and addressing your concerns. So come back for that.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be released on Friday of this week. Until then,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: please do not forget that we have nothing but love
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: for you and pease.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Bye bye, guys,