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Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros - Violet, Xaden & the Horny War College! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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  Emily. In this episode, we're reading
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  4th Wing by Rebecca Yaros. We're talking about the entire
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  book, so warning, there will be spoilers.
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  I'm Carla and I'm not attracted to Toxic Manner, I remind
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  myself. And yet here I am, getting all
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  attracted. I'm Emily and when in doubt,
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  make your challenge just shit themselves to win We love.
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  friends that are like little Hoy ho bags to get them, just just
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  send this to them, No context, OK?
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  Doesn't matter if they've read 4th Wing or not, they'll get the
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  gist eventually, right? Because everyone's reading this
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  shit. Everyone knows chances are you
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  don't need how to ask them. Just send them this podcast and
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  they'll be like, Oh yeah. I know what it's about.
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  Read it. Thinking about it right it it's
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  all-encompassing for some people, people are crying on
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  TikTok about it. I cried, but crying on TikTok I
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  would. Never cry on TikTok.
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  But I cried. Wait, why?
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  Which part? The end OK.
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  The side end. So the trigger warnings are from
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  the book itself, so from the horse's mouth, if you will, from
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  Rebecca's horse mouth. OK, you ready?
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  We've got war, we've got battle, we've got hand to hand combat,
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  we've got perilous situations. Which who needs a trigger?
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  For that. All of that's on the cover.
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  Yeah, exactly. Blood, intense violence, brutal
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  injuries, death, poisoning, graphic language, and.
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  Sexual activity. Not the graphic language, not
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  the two times they said the F word.
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  Hold on to your britches, everybody.
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  If you can't already tell, this episode's going to be fucked and
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  it's on and off raining here, so if there's some lovely rain
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  noise in the background, it's going to just add to the
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  ambiance, ambiance of what this book is.
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  Are you excited to talk about this book, first of all?
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  Yeah. So this was your second read?
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  Yeah. But we're not going to judge you
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  on it. Because remember, you said that
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  I didn't understand the first time because I'm only on my
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  first read. So please nobody judge me.
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  OK, here's the thing. First read.
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  I'm. I never read a book close
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  together again to pick it all up.
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  So when I was reading this, I'm like, I'm such a dumb shit.
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  It was all there. I'm just stupid.
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  In summary, I. Think I was like speed reading
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  because I was so excited to get to the end.
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  Yeah, OK, Our main female character is Violet and
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  Straightaway. Not the mummy issues, no.
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  But straightaway, I was like We love a malnourished queen.
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  It's giving Katniss Everdeen Kmart anko version.
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  Yeah, yeah, the ALDI version. Sad thing is about the character
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  is if you've read Red Queen, it's exactly the same.
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  Lightning Builder. Malnourished.
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  Spoiler straight out the. Gray head Tin chair.
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  Really. Yeah.
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  It's like, too close. OK.
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  And so how old is that book? Couple of years.
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  The whole series is fun. Oh, OK then.
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  But I just thought, OK, I have to start.
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  When we got that description, I was like, OK, here we go with
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  the Tim Burton malnourished. Queen Big eyes.
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  Brittle bone bitch like she's about to snap and she hasn't.
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  Even left her house. She can't even go up the stairs.
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  She's like trying to have a conversation with Mom Bones
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  breaking. Back arching pussy quickly don't
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  start. The mummy issues are not like
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  that, OK? Yes, ma'am, we're.
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  So on A roll, we're not anywhere near the pussy quivering yet.
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  OK, we're getting we're jumping the gun.
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  Look, it's my first embarrassing.
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  Conversion. You know, you know you're
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  reading a book. And you just she's not even
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  trying, right? OK, so I had this as an audio
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  book and do I Google? Of course not.
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  No. So all I heard, OK, this is the
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  whole half of the first book, OK?
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  The fucking parapet. If I had to hear parapet.
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  One more time. I was going to fucking lose it.
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  And I had no idea what a parapet was.
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  So here I am, literally, because, like, why would my
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  brain need to put that together? She's stepping on it.
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  All I could think about was a parrot.
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  And I. Was a parrot pet.
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  Literally. And I was like, we love a pirate
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  queen and all I could think. Everything.
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  The whole, her whole life was about the parapet.
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  Everyone's warning you about the parapet.
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  Everyone's talking about walking on the parapet.
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  The parapet is the live laugh, Parapet live laugh.
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  Love parapet. That's the only word that she
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  knew. First of all, could you please
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  describe what it is? I'm not.
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  Am I asking too much? I'm not.
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  Who has heard of that word in their entire life?
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  No. I feel like I've lived a bit of
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  a life, OK? I didn't come down in the last.
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  The first time I read it, I think I definitely just skimmed
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  over it. Call it a Cobbly bridge, bitch.
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  Give us some help. It's the 1950s.
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  It's a parapet. It's not.
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  It's not the night of the 1850s. No, I don't know when it is, but
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  I. Don't know when.
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  I don't know when oh, but it's it's giving very much Gen.
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  Z Lenquash. They were pretty much like
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  slave. Every time someone die.
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  Because you're like a fat parapet, girl Or not, he's so
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  hot. Fuck this.
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  Fuck that. When happened yesterday.
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  But then they'd be pulling out their quills, fucking parchment
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  and Harry Potter style, and I'm like.
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  Where are we? They couldn't use a real pen
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  without the magic. Who knows?
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  Just get them one of those big For women, that would have been
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  fine. The yellow ones?
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  No, it's a pen that's pink. And then they just charge more
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  for it. And it's for women.
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  For all our womenly needs. Yeah, like writing shopping
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  lists. What?
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  Not. Yeah, like you don't bring it to
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  work. Why would you have a?
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  Job do you right? A murder list.
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  Like a shopping list? Sure.
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  Your death toll. CEO or shopping?
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  It's like milk section and the Mavis poison.
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  And here we go back to Violets and we've come back around.
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  She's a boy like a queen. She's got a Butch older sister.
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  We love. We love Mira.
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  Everyone needs a Butch older sister.
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  It's not that she's Butch, but she's strong.
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  She's a writer. Yeah, Violet's a.
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  Fucking Scribe or she was being trained to be with.
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  Her with her daddy scribe but brutal ass bones.
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  Are we sure she can even hold a pen?
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  She has a whole disability color given at this stage of the book.
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  I didn't know that. Sorry I'm bendy.
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  If I've got the same disability it's like carry my make lot of
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  it. You double jointed not.
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  The hyper mobility, anyway. Parapet, parapet, Parrot pit
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  parapet. I had to send you a photo.
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  I found a girl who did an animation of it.
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  Yeah, it's cool. I sent it to you.
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  Yeah. That helped my brain.
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  Yeah, a lot. I was like, oh, now I
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  understand. Imagine walking along that thing
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  with some psycho running behind you, trying to running, running,
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  yeah. Behind you.
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  Yeah, Jack Brah. How many times do like the
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  second and third years go on that thing to be able to walk
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  across it with ease and not even be bothered?
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  I don't even care. Have you seen that movie where
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  he goes on the tightrope between the Twin Towers?
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  No. It's very relevant, I'm sure
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  it's so relevant, okay. So the parapet, is that what
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  gets them towards the school like it's part of?
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  Yeah, they have to get to the location.
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  Yeah, Okay. So does that mean every time a
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  second year and 3rd year cross it at the beginning they could
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  possibly just die even if they have a dragon?
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  Wow. Just weed weed them out.
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  All these kids are disposable. That's the first thing I learned
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  about. I don't.
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  Understand the disposableness. When they're like we need as
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  many people in our little army as possible.
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  I know we're willing to just let them die and kill each other.
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  They're essentially like there's certain times.
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  Where you go and guess, you can get each other out.
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  Here being murderers, it's okay. We've only been at war for 600
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  years and we need literally every child on the battleground.
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  But wouldn't you just? Separate them into two groups.
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  The people that were not riders, just on ground, people that
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  could work for you. Why does everyone have?
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  There's not enough drives I guess.
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  But they're not fighting war. No, they're behind the scenes.
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  But you could have people on the ground fighting more.
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  As well as, yeah, you could have 150 people on the ground.
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  The wars are just in the air. Not the aerial maybe?
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  Cuz they're so small without a dragon they've just haven't got
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  a chance. But I okay one of my
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  constructive criticisms of the book is, look, I'm not a
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  politics girly. I read this for the T you know
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  what I mean? So if you're going to give me
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  the back story and make the whole half of the book, the
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  first half boring, give me some meaty shit.
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  Like, I need to know why All we got was there's kind of Griffins
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  out there. There's a boundary.
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  There's a tax. There's a valley.
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  That's it. Yeah.
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  But I'm like, why? Why 600 years?
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  And I swear they said 400 years at the start and they said 600
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  years later. I'm like and explain this stupid
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  rebellion thing a bit better because I'm an idiot.
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  I have no reading comprehension, You know what I mean?
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  Sure. But this was my first read
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  through. That's OK.
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  So I feel like it was a lot and the.
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  Rebellion definitely could have been described better.
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  Well, because I kept. That way as parents, but they're
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  not. My problem with the whole thing
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  was the million people introduced.
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  How am I supposed to feel sorry for them and their parents if
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  you just keep adding a new name every two seconds?
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  But explain probably what happened to the parents so I can
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  care. Execution for going against the.
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  King Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that kind of makes
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  sense. But I need to know what's going
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  on outside this little dime. Does everyone want to?
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  Are they trying to invade or are they just trying to conquer?
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  They're trying to resources or they just kind of flatten it
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  because the. Grin and right it just seem like
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  they just want to live. Right, so my note about parapet
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  is that it reminded me of it's giving Cornucopia from Hunger
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  Games absolutely way more. Up in the air but way, but like
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  way more mentions without context.
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  Parapet. Parapet is the new cornucopia.
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  Take a shot every. Time you heard parapet Dude,
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  dead. Deceased, collapsed, quivering,
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  liver, quaking. Giving.
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  Failing, Failing. I was listening to the audio
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  book, which I think I mentioned before.
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  Honestly, I was wondering if the good sis had COVID.
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  The narration was giving congestion it.
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  Was it was giving snotty, it was giving like so serious audible
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  on. I.
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  Absolutely not. Could not do it, I turned it.
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  Back off. I turned it back off because get
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  a refund. Grouchy, Grouchy.
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  She's grouchy sounding. Well, it was.
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  It was very. It was very, very.
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  Old lady for 20 year old, but it was just the congestion it's
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  restraining. I was wondering how many people
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  got a refund. Probably a lot.
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  I'm super hard for the graphic audio.
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  I reckon that's really fun. When you told me about that, I
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  was like, oh, that would be a much better way to view it.
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  Listen to it, I suppose. The second book of this is
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  coming out in November. People are quivering, quaking
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  Rebecca. Was on top of it.
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  Eh, I'm excited, but I also. Love this shit.
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  It's my favorite kind of thing. Well, people were saying this is
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  a good intro to fantasy to dip your toes in if you're not a
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  fantasy girly. So she's she was trained to
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  subscribe, but her dad died, so now she has to be a writer
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  because her mom wants her to blah blah.
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  Pretty much no option. No option.
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  Her sister's like shit and she tried to help her out a bit.
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  She realizes fuck, it's fully raining on the parapet, and
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  that's her first challenge is to just walk across.
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  Yeah, not me being sorry, man. Also avoid Zayden, which is the
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  first person she sees on the parapet.
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  Her advice was like, Dane's going to be there.
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  Just suck up to Dane's asshole and get a Don't you dare even
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  look. At that.
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  At that 10 out of 10 smoking hot.
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  Man over there, don't look it in.
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  That's my advice as your Butch shoulders and stuff.
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  I'm like, fuck off. We see you, Mira.
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  And then we see what you're doing.
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  Don't fuck anybody who isn't in your grade.
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  Don't fuck them older boys. Don't fuck Dane.
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  Don't she? It's like she knew.
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  That's why she was telling her to stay away from Zayden.
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  But she was essentially like, just fuck all the people in your
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  grade, because you're all pretty much preschool us together.
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  Whatever, it's fine, Riddick. Once said in mid book, it's
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  getting a bit insensuous about Around You.
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  We love Riddick. I would be Riddick.
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  I know. It's like you knew that already.
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  I've never been so mad for so little of a character.
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  I know Give him some material. So, Speaking of captors, I knew
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  that Dylan was fucked the second he started speaking.
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  Dylan. Dylan.
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  No. Dylan.
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  Oh, Dylan. Oh, me Dylan.
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  It was how? The dare, Rebecca.
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  It was such the setup. How?
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  Dare straight away when he's like oh we're in gleached no and
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  I'm like. Bye.
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  That was my reaction. It was so out of pocket.
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  She's like, this is a little, little bit of spice.
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  A little bit of. I'm just sliding you in slowly
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  to the rest of the murder in this book.
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  It's a taste tester for having things.
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  If you can't get through Dylan, then you can't get through
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  anything else. But he was introduced in one
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  sentence. And then, Shriya.
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  I'm so sad it's giving black character in a horror movie The
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  one that dice 1st and it's so unfair.
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  So I wonder if they're grouped by.
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  Yeah, like how old they are? Or is it just?
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  How old they are, cuz they go in at 20.
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  Okay. Yeah yeah and by third year
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  they're 23. Okay.
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  Imagine going to school when you're 20.
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  Everyone else go under the uni. In college?
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  Well it is. You're uni, I guess?
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  Is that all uni you thought you were just worried about your hex
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  too? At least if you die, you don't
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  have to pay your hex back. True.
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  So that's the silver lining. I could not imagine having to
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  pay to go there and oh, just dying.
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  Struggle. It's kind of a Nepo baby.
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  She is a Nepo baby. She's like the definition of
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  the. Winey nepo baby.
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  She's like the Kylie Jenner of 4th Wing.
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  Where they don't want it, but they secretly do in fact want
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  it, and then becomes the most powerful.
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  Oh yeah, because Kylie. Reaches me mouth King Kylie.
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  It's giving King Kylie so Zaiden just out the gate.
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  Being so dark and angry made me laugh.
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  I was like, come on. All best book for boyfriends are
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  dark and angry. You just put all the book
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  boyfriends in a blender and then Zaiden comes out.
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  You add a bit of like darkened essence.
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  There's no milk in this team. No, he's just so cranky and I'm
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  just like that's. I love a good cranky book
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  boyfriend. If my real boyfriend was like
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  this, I would not have a real boyfriend.
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  No, straight away. It's obvious she's attracted to
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  him, right? Who wouldn't be?
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  He's hot as far. Yeah, I actually looked up fan
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  art this time. You're going to be so proud of
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  me. I am so proud and I'm even down
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  for Satan. Right.
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  Yeah. What happened?
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  What happened? I'm never down for anybody.
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  He gives all the right little angry but protective in one,
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  right, but not overbearing. That's the problem with Dane.
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  Yes. He's Dane.
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  Came here, he's giving. Dad.
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  And not in a sexy Dilft way, In a way that you try to dad me.
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  Yeah, nothing could make anything more dark.
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  I don't. Understand this, man.
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  My whole all the 75% of water in my body just evaporated with
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  Dane, yeah? Him even being hot 10 out of 10
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  did not matter. I'm hoping he gets a redemption
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  or death. It has to be either one or none.
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  He has to be the love triangle because it's got to be a love
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  triangle. Oh yeah, they will be.
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  So it has to be him, right? We've already had the enemies to
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  Lovers in the first book, and she's got another four, so it's
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  probably going to be lovers to enemies, right?
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  It has to be. Reason they can't date.
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  There's going to be a million things.
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  It's exciting. The best part was when Violet
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  had met up with Dane and they were like behind some, I don't
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  know, not a lot of the. Background was let's take out,
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  right, So they were talking and then how the Zayden, the way I
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  met in my head was Zayden just pointed right at them and was
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  like, what the fuck are you guys talking about like straight
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  away? Like, you know what I mean and.
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  Everyone turns to look and they're all like they know each
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  other, like as if everyone doesn't fucking know each other.
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  I don't understand how they wouldn't know each other.
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  I know it wasn't. Even their parents.
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  Work together and they were best friends growing up, which it
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  wasn't giving because if you were best friends growing up,
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  there would be so much more to it than him just doubting you.
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  Yeah, there was no actual mutual friendship.
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  He'd. Bring nothing to the book other
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  than to just yell at her. But there was no chemistry.
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  None. She needed to fix that
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  relationship a little bit. Yeah, to make it a bit more
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  believable, it's giving protective older brother for no
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  reason. Yeah, well they did know each
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  other since cell 5. There's no sexiness to it, no.
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  But it makes sense though, because she assumed that's what
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  she wanted her whole life. And then they finally get
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  together and she's like, absolutely not.
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  This is disgusting. Right.
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  She was so turned off, yeah. She.
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  Shrimpled dry fish kiss, yes. I didn't even remember the
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  context of why they were cussing.
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  It was weird. It was after thrashing.
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  So after he spent the entire time trying to get her to leave
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  and then he's like, I knew you could do it.
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  Oh, absolutely not. Dane is the epitome of fake fan,
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  yes. Yuck.
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  And he's a bit nice guy. He's just like, how good is it
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  that you got the biggest dragon ever?
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  But you must leave. But the whole time he was like,
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  please. Go back to the Scribe.
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  Go back to the Scribe Quadrant. He just kept, you know, 100%
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  that when he was kissing her he was checking her memories.
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  Yeah, that's the only reason. And probably only the personal
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  ones, cuz he's an idiot and he's jealous.
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  Yeah, at the start of the book, I really.
• 21:21
  Disliked Violet, to be honest, because she's such a fucking
• 21:24
  dork. She practically sounded like she
• 21:26
  belonged the same because they're both so obsessed with
• 21:29
  the rules she was like. No money can kill me if I'm
• 21:32
  doing this because it's against the.
• 21:33
  Rules. And it's like, bitch, nobody
• 21:36
  fucking cares. Didn't you notice that when Jack
• 21:38
  was sprinting at your eyes on the parapet?
• 21:41
  You know what I mean? Like, it just doesn't matter,
• 21:43
  girl. It worked in the paper though.
• 21:45
  Give it just a little but. She was so at the start at least
• 21:48
  she was so self-righteous and like.
• 21:51
  And I know all the, I suppose when you spend your entire life
• 21:55
  in. Yeah, you know, nothing else.
• 21:58
  She's just reciting all the rules.
• 22:00
  She had a bit of an ego death, I would say.
• 22:03
  But I just thought, what a dork, What a dork.
• 22:05
  I would bully her if we were at the same school.
• 22:07
  I didn't give a fuck. She needs to bullied a little
• 22:11
  bit. Like a little bit.
• 22:12
  Not a lot. Not like she's going to kill us
• 22:14
  all. Not in a murder college.
• 22:20
  She'd walk outside. I would Malfoy her ass.
• 22:24
  My father's gonna get around this.
• 22:27
  She could ultimately Malfoy everyone else because she's got
• 22:31
  the mum in the person like her though.
• 22:33
  Yeah, but they don't know that. So she could Malfoy everybody.
• 22:37
  But she doesn't, so point to her.
• 22:39
  This is the exact point that you made.
• 22:41
  Why would they just let them kill each other for zero reason
• 22:44
  when they need all these kids for the whole person?
• 22:47
  They could have been used for so many other things.
• 22:50
  I know resource. Genitors.
• 22:53
  Genitors. What Do they not have?
• 22:56
  Shops. Do they not have money?
• 22:59
  Can't be scribes in war, only people who work at the markets.
• 23:03
  Farmers. I'm sure there is a need for
• 23:06
  other people on war besides dragon riders, right?
• 23:10
  Look. The technology people?
• 23:12
  Technology people? Who's.
• 23:15
  Who cleans the weapons? Who cleans up the dragon shit on
• 23:19
  the flat field? You can't tell me they're not
• 23:21
  shitting everywhere. They are.
• 23:22
  And this isn't Harry Potter. We can just magic shit away.
• 23:25
  You know, literally. B.
• 23:27
  You'd be hauling that poop in a trough, maybe.
• 23:31
  And also, what about the teachers?
• 23:33
  Like there are teachers, so there's got to be like.
• 23:36
  A cafeteria. There's going to be chefs.
• 23:39
  They have their kids on lunch duty.
• 23:42
  So they are an all self-sustaining college.
• 23:46
  Yeah, except for the teachers. Why do the teachers need
• 23:48
  Dragons? I don't know.
• 23:50
  Are they going off to war as well?
• 23:52
  When needed they had. I know the professor had four
• 23:55
  years and then he was on desk service, but wouldn't you just
• 23:59
  train some other? It doesn't make sense.
• 24:01
  But isn't there other villages that live like normal people, so
• 24:05
  maybe they're getting their resources from there?
• 24:07
  There's villages that are farming and they're protecting
• 24:10
  the villages kind of thing. True.
• 24:11
  So I think that's. More the bigger picture, but
• 24:14
  it's not quite explained how things run in the school itself.
• 24:17
  I would just if they didn't make it across the parapet, would you
• 24:20
  just put it up next? To the net like they gladiator
• 24:25
  you are never going to make. It scoop them up and then put
• 24:27
  them in the cafeteria. You're a lunch lady now?
• 24:32
  It is, yeah. I have no shame in my game.
• 24:35
  I fall off on purpose. If you just jump in like, I'll
• 24:38
  do the nitration. Fine, so I'll work in the
• 24:41
  laundry, all these hot men. Strong.
• 24:43
  Imagine that The laundry wouldn't be the best place for
• 24:46
  the steaming hot tea, yes? And the hookups, you'd be
• 24:50
  hooking up with all the riders and shit.
• 24:52
  You'd be getting all their gossip.
• 24:54
  The maid service, Come on, I'm doing turn downs.
• 24:57
  I'm jumping off that parapet and straight into the Satan's
• 25:01
  fucking clawed sheet colored. I also bring his bikes and
• 25:07
  that's definitely a list of. People that you could fall in.
• 25:11
  I'm jumping off the parapet. On the Satan, there's Liam.
• 25:15
  Yeah, Garrick. Yep, they're all names.
• 25:18
  Soya, maybe don't even barely know who's who anymore, but yes,
• 25:22
  they will blend. There's all options.
• 25:24
  I'm gonna be like made in Manhattan, Jlo.
• 25:27
  Just work my way up. Just treating the maid.
• 25:32
  I. Kept mixing up Zaden and and
• 25:35
  Dane because I thought his name was Zayn and.
• 25:39
  I was like why the? Fuck, would she call them Zayn
• 25:41
  and Zaden? This is so hard.
• 25:42
  And I was like, oh, it's Dane in.
• 25:45
  My head that makes so much sense because you said it before.
• 25:47
  I know. And I was so confused.
• 25:49
  I was like, what? What is that Dane being the
• 25:52
  ultimate nag? He's like, please.
• 25:55
  Please. Rebecca gave him all the worst
• 25:57
  qualities to make Zaden look the best.
• 26:01
  And that's hard to do because Dane had the potential if
• 26:04
  they've already got a good foundation of being childhood
• 26:07
  friends. This whole time he was in the
• 26:08
  good. Her sister already told her,
• 26:10
  yeah, hang out with Dane, like blah blah blah.
• 26:12
  But he was so stick up the ass about rules.
• 26:15
  The second they had that dry fish kiss, he was like, I can't.
• 26:20
  I'll sacrifice my position as. What was it again?
• 26:25
  His position? Squad leader.
• 26:26
  Squad leader. If if we if this goes any
• 26:28
  further, it was it was definitely reading up the mind
• 26:33
  he was getting in there first. Right.
• 26:35
  It's almost like he touched her face and then he realized she
• 26:39
  was not into it. And then he just illuminated
• 26:41
  himself. Yeah, which is the old.
• 26:43
  Could you imagine the thoughts? He touches her face and it's
• 26:46
  like dirty, disgusting fish can. But is Aiden the current?
• 26:49
  Thoughts. Or is it the past memories?
• 26:51
  Probably both. OK, that's the skill.
• 26:54
  I don't want touching someone's face.
• 26:57
  Yeah, I don't want to fucking see other people's memories.
• 27:00
  Fuck that. That was one of the things I
• 27:03
  noted a million times in this book.
• 27:05
  How many times and Dane touched her face, and how many times her
• 27:10
  scalp prickled when Satan entered the room or was looking
• 27:13
  at her? Yeah.
• 27:14
  It was a lot, so there's going to be some sort of thing there I
• 27:18
  reckon. Yeah, definitely.
• 27:20
  And also Dane would he would. Don't know what he would, but he
• 27:24
  would. Would he's the worst?
• 27:28
  Do we think it's fair that Violet is just out here fucking
• 27:32
  giving everyone diarrhea? Yeah, I think it's fair.
• 27:35
  Why? Because they didn't think of it.
• 27:37
  It's not her fault. She thought of it.
• 27:41
  Does it technically going against the rules?
• 27:43
  Because stabbing someone and stabbing their neck doesn't go
• 27:45
  against the rules. I don't see how.
• 27:48
  Yeah, true. She had to weaken everyone
• 27:50
  because she was physically. Not strong, that's not her mum.
• 27:54
  Yeah, true. We blame Willeth.
• 27:56
  For everything. Well, this whole book is Lila's
• 27:58
  fault, but of course, Violet, it's just the trope of.
• 28:02
  She's so different, she pinged. Me like other girls.
• 28:05
  There was so pygmy. OK, so you know how this book's
• 28:10
  in sections. The first half is fantasy basic
• 28:13
  setup, and it wasn't romance centered.
• 28:15
  As soon as her and Zadan became like a bit of a match, it swung
• 28:20
  hard to romance. Only, yeah, with a little bit of
• 28:23
  dragon here and there. And that was her Pygmy era.
• 28:26
  From day one, it was her pygmy era.
• 28:28
  I feel like it really ramped up as soon as Zadan was properly in
• 28:32
  the. Picture she just went full pick
• 28:34
  me and I hated it. Yeah, I hated being inside of
• 28:37
  that. They could have been written
• 28:39
  better because she was malnourished.
• 28:43
  Weak bones, weak ligaments. She couldn't hold herself up on
• 28:47
  the seat. She had different hair from
• 28:49
  everyone else. She somehow got the biggest
• 28:52
  dragon and another dragon like it.
• 28:54
  Just double dragon it. Double the pick me.
• 28:59
  They did. They did.
• 29:00
  Pick her. The ultimate pick me.
• 29:04
  The Dragons even thought so. Yeah, the best bit is where
• 29:07
  they're all casually walking past all the Dragons.
• 29:10
  So that was threshing, right? Yeah, when all the Dragons get
• 29:12
  to pick them, was it the lineup? Yeah, the lineup.
• 29:15
  OK, Threshing's the one where they fight.
• 29:18
  Oh, OK, so before threshing, the best part was when they were
• 29:22
  having a big gossip sesh in front of all these Dragons.
• 29:24
  It was like these Dragons can hear you.
• 29:26
  So whichever Dragons like slays like we.
• 29:30
  Considering. The the third year said talk so
• 29:34
  they can get to know you and here they are just talking about
• 29:37
  the most random shit. And pretty much Violet being,
• 29:39
  like, so horny. Well, I don't know if that was
• 29:44
  that exact bit, but she was like, oh, just thirsting for
• 29:47
  some Dick. Yeah, and that was what made
• 29:49
  normal stuff. And then that girl got burnt to
• 29:51
  a crisp. Pryor got burnt.
• 29:53
  First it would be me. I cannot make a decision for the
• 29:56
  life of me, so I would not be ever going into a line up with
• 29:59
  Dragons. Okay.
• 30:01
  So later someone dies, they got read off the death roll and I
• 30:04
  decided that's me even though there's no context right Cuz
• 30:07
  their name was Charlotte Punta. She was a dude, I was.
• 30:15
  Like that's me. None of the names made.
• 30:18
  So you can be whoever died first.
• 30:20
  What was the name? Prior.
• 30:22
  Prior. You can be Prior.
• 30:23
  And I'm Charlotte Bunda. I feel like he's just got them
• 30:29
  cakes. Why were there names all over
• 30:37
  the place? I know.
• 30:39
  Can we talk about the riders outfits?
• 30:40
  Have a sleek black, Yeah. And.
• 30:42
  Pretty much no one else is allowed to wear black, and it's
• 30:44
  because if there's blood, no one can see it and it's sleek, wild
• 30:49
  and I love. That because slimming.
• 30:52
  Yeah, slimming and slay. Slimming and slaying and
• 30:55
  closeted and like hanging on for dear life onto your dragon, but
• 30:58
  at least you look snatched. Can we get the skims version
• 31:07
  skims for 4th Wing or Spanx? I don't discriminate.
• 31:11
  You careful. Kim.
• 31:12
  Kim K We coming out here with 4th Wing Addition.
• 31:14
  Conditions. It's got little wing things on
• 31:18
  the shoulders. Oh no, I would love that.
• 31:22
  Let's get on to that. Or Spanx.
• 31:25
  We'll just sell the idea. We have no rights to the
• 31:27
  trademark for either for swinging or spanks or skims.
• 31:30
  Let's throw it out into the atmosphere.
• 31:34
  Just broke girl. Live in my dreams?
• 31:37
  No. But someone can pay us for the
• 31:38
  idea. Rebecca.
• 31:41
  I've. Rebecca, please.
• 31:43
  I've seen that you've made millions.
• 31:46
  Can we get a Slade right outfit just for everyday life?
• 31:52
  Oh my God. And then you got the scribes in
• 31:54
  there. Big.
• 31:55
  Cloaks it's giving squib. Why is it giving?
• 32:01
  Have you seen Shadowhunters? Damn it, Carl.
• 32:05
  Damn it, the shattered hunters all wear black, and then you've
• 32:08
  got the weird things that have no face and talk through the
• 32:14
  brain in clothes. Wow, I'm really excited to watch
• 32:17
  this show. Fucking things.
• 32:21
  In my face. I can't wait.
• 32:24
  I'll add it to my list. Oh my God.
• 32:28
  OK, so slaying in the outfits, like gossiping about Duke and
• 32:33
  then they're just walking past all these Dragons.
• 32:35
  And then no wonder why she got two.
• 32:38
  So she got the biggest, baddest draggie, Yeah?
• 32:41
  And then the smallest little baby.
• 32:44
  There's a little baby. They kept calling it a feather
• 32:47
  towel and then they were fucking surprised when they realized it
• 32:49
  was a baby bitch. It had feathers.
• 32:54
  Look at these people. Stupid.
• 32:56
  Had. No clues straight away.
• 32:57
  I was like, eat your baby. And then they're just like.
• 33:05
  They're like never written that million years.
• 33:08
  Actually, I listened Madonna to be like, I'm not just a baby.
• 33:13
  Bro, there's just a piece of egg on it.
• 33:15
  Still. Little eggy baby little egg.
• 33:20
  Yolk. And they're like.
• 33:22
  They're like, we thought you were a full grown dragon.
• 33:25
  Oh my God. Brutals, Drag race.
• 33:27
  But Dragons, dude, I'm on a streak.
• 33:33
  There's too much going on, and here I was stressed that this
• 33:39
  book was too serious. Bro, we could make anything not
• 33:44
  serious. It could be like war and peace.
• 33:46
  I noticed the Bible. The Bible slates.
• 33:49
  We would have the most fun with the Bible.
• 33:55
  Have you seen Gen. Z for the Bible?
• 33:57
  Not on TikTok. There's this account that relays
• 34:00
  everything in the Bible, but in Gen.
• 34:02
  Z speak. Yeah.
• 34:03
  It's so good. That's a girl that does the news
• 34:06
  in Gen. Z speak.
• 34:07
  Too. Really.
• 34:07
  Yeah. This one's really good.
• 34:08
  I'll have to send it to you. You know how they can basically
• 34:12
  kill each other in class? Yeah, when they're doing all
• 34:15
  their combat training, yeah. Why is it that anytime someone
• 34:18
  yells, yield? They don't stop.
• 34:21
  You can fight to the death in these classes, and yet they
• 34:24
  don't respect it. Yield.
• 34:25
  They don't. If it's Brexit, they're not even
• 34:27
  moving out of the they're just on the ground, like not
• 34:30
  breathing. I will not yield.
• 34:31
  So you would rather die. Literally, that's what I don't
• 34:36
  understand. They'll be like yield and
• 34:38
  they'll have the the dagger up to their full throat in their
• 34:42
  throat in. Their throat.
• 34:44
  Creating. A little pissing out blood,
• 34:46
  pissing out blood, blood everywhere shitting on the floor
• 34:49
  it. Will still not yield.
• 34:51
  And then the professor's not even looking up, and he's like
• 34:53
  no one. They yield umpiring, just the
• 34:56
  professor. The professor's practically.
• 34:58
  Killing people the same way, it doesn't matter.
• 35:01
  Murder by prophecy. It's like if this was Harry
• 35:03
  Potter. Snape could just be out here.
• 35:06
  Just kill him because he doesn't like and that's just all above.
• 35:09
  Board That's the end of Harry Potter in the first, yeah.
• 35:12
  Literally. Though, but can we talk about
• 35:16
  the brawl, The brawl there's? So many her sexy brawl.
• 35:22
  Yeah, this, this, the sexual tension brawl.
• 35:26
  The one where he was just standing in the middle had his
• 35:27
  back to her half the time and she's like, you wouldn't just
• 35:31
  look at me. She's just walking in a circle
• 35:34
  and just like. Fighting for a life?
• 35:35
  Well, we don't have all day for this.
• 35:36
  I've got places to be, people to see.
• 35:38
  Right. And then she's just throwing
• 35:40
  every little knife that she's got at him and he's just like he
• 35:43
  clucked one out of the air. He's just matrixing the whole
• 35:47
  situation and not even throwing his back.
• 35:51
  Satan's bending his eyes backwards.
• 35:54
  One of the slides where he pushes up unnaturally from the
• 36:01
  mat he's doing, essentially. Not him.
• 36:04
  Break dancing on the mat while she's just.
• 36:06
  Doing a shack is that? It and everyone's watching it.
• 36:10
  It's so shame, Job. And she's getting distracted by
• 36:14
  his hotness and then she's trying to make an idiot out of
• 36:16
  herself. Oh, not the hips pinned.
• 36:19
  And then, so that was it. It might have been just later on
• 36:22
  with that night. So Dame is with her, just
• 36:25
  gossiping, massaging her being like, oh, are your rooms OK or
• 36:29
  whatever. The fun.
• 36:29
  Yeah, it's giving. Gay best friend.
• 36:34
  Can you imagine them doing their pedicures and shame in the room?
• 36:36
  Like, oh, I don't know that that brawl stayed in.
• 36:40
  That was a bit shame, wasn't it? It's automatic for me.
• 36:42
  And he's like, massaging. It's OK, That's kind.
• 36:45
  It's fun. He's reliving her feelings.
• 36:48
  They both have face masks, both of the hairy towels, like, you
• 36:57
  know that Dane thinks about Satan.
• 36:59
  Kind. Of wonder.
• 37:01
  He's so mad. That's so much sexual attention
• 37:06
  he's. Yeah, but it's giving so
• 37:08
  straight He's gay and I was. Turned by.
• 37:12
  Him. That's why him and Amber are so.
• 37:14
  Close, right? He let out their secret of him
• 37:17
  being gay for Zayden. That's why he's so jealous.
• 37:21
  You know there's some back alley glory hole somewhere in this
• 37:24
  hole and just in their stonewalk, so the masonry is
• 37:29
  just. Coming.
• 37:29
  In you know, they've kind of done some weird shit.
• 37:32
  Him and Dane Zayden and Dane. I'm here for it.
• 37:35
  It's giving. Let's give it 4th book energy.
• 37:43
  I'm gonna throw that out there. Let's see if it sticks, Rebecca.
• 37:47
  It's LGBQ inclusive. Yeah, think.
• 37:51
  About it. Oh my God, can I just do another
• 37:54
  confession? Yeah.
• 37:55
  These are my confessions and so literally another really
• 37:58
  embarrassing convention. So I went towards the end and
• 38:01
  look, I'm going to be honest, by this time I was listening to it
• 38:03
  at double speed, you guys. Places to be in, things to do me
• 38:08
  making you weight wise slowly read it over like 5 days
• 38:14
  meanwhile. I don't know.
• 38:16
  I had carpets to vacuum anyway, so I'm listening to it on double
• 38:20
  speed, right? There was this.
• 38:22
  Throwaway comment way towards the end when Zadan's talking to
• 38:26
  Violet honestly about shit. I thought he said he.
• 38:29
  Hooked up with a teacher, a male teacher and.
• 38:32
  Then. She said, she said.
• 38:33
  Something like, we'll have to just revisit that later or
• 38:36
  something. And I was like, what were you?
• 38:38
  We love a bisexual Zadan moment. Amazing.
• 38:41
  That's what I heard. What was it though?
• 38:45
  As if I'm going to go back and check properly.
• 38:46
  But it was no, it's it's Canon now.
• 38:51
  Oh, OK. It is what it is.
• 38:54
  And it is what it is. And then?
• 38:57
  I ashamedly I went into Google is Satan from Full pointing
• 39:00
  bisexual. Just going to the book.
• 39:05
  Why would I go to the book? Why would I go to the source
• 39:07
  material when someone would have an entire you know that someone
• 39:11
  would have a 2 hour rant about if Satan was by?
• 39:15
  Because, you know, the romance girlies can be very gatekeepy
• 39:19
  about their book boyfriends. They are.
• 39:22
  And I feel like someone would write if he was by.
• 39:25
  It depends. Someone half and half.
• 39:28
  I feel like you would be here for the inclusive.
• 39:31
  There'll be some here for the buys, some here for the
• 39:34
  threesome. Possible contact.
• 39:37
  The Jane in book four, yes. But then there'll be some that's
• 39:41
  like no. No.
• 39:43
  I said it. He's just for me and only for
• 39:47
  me. He.
• 39:48
  Can't like it in the poo hole. I think he's so angry, all the.
• 39:55
  Time. Can I just say the whole thing
• 39:59
  is giving? How to Train Your Dragon Adult
• 40:02
  audition. Yes, and I'm here for it.
• 40:04
  Yeah, though the tension between the main characters of How to
• 40:07
  Train Your Dragon. Much better, much better.
• 40:09
  Which is much long winded the kid movie.
• 40:14
  The kids shows are all the best show, so this part where it was
• 40:18
  the picking, it was the pick me era.
• 40:19
  The Dragons were picking everybody, right?
• 40:21
  Yeah. Honestly, I was not ready for
• 40:23
  when the Dragons invaded her brain because I kind of lost it
• 40:26
  with the cheese. That's too many voices in one
• 40:29
  head for me. I wouldn't go insane.
• 40:31
  They can dip in and listen at anytime.
• 40:34
  And communicate with you, yes. What happens when you're trying
• 40:38
  to take a huge dog, Dragons, just church in your.
• 40:44
  Shouldn't be eating that, there's.
• 40:45
  Taryn's got no judgment. He can't.
• 40:49
  Are you kidding? He's so judging it's not funny.
• 40:53
  He's so. I love it.
• 40:56
  We love a sassy king. It's giving house husband, yes,
• 40:59
  because obviously Sergail is the OG.
• 41:02
  She's the one that wears the pants.
• 41:04
  Oh, obviously it's giving Donkey and Dragon from Shrek.
• 41:09
  Tell me I'm wrong. You know.
• 41:16
  It's because Tan has so much more emotional range.
• 41:18
  He's like every other toxic male in every book.
• 41:23
  He's a dragon. He's really protective of her,
• 41:27
  really cranky or really sassy. Whereas I feel like Segal's like
• 41:32
  whatever Segal does, what Segal does, she doesn't give a fart,
• 41:36
  she doesn't give a. I think she's here for the
• 41:38
  bigger picture. She doesn't care about people.
• 41:41
  I just. She got not only in her pygmy
• 41:43
  area did she get two Dragons, but she got one dragon, the
• 41:48
  huge, that was cared enough not to let her die if she fell off
• 41:52
  it. Well, I think he was just done
• 41:53
  with people dying. Yeah, I'd be that way too.
• 41:56
  I'd be like I can't do another bonding.
• 41:59
  You just dragged me out for this.
• 42:01
  That's why my current boyfriend stuck with me for life I just
• 42:04
  can't do. Another bonding.
• 42:08
  You know. Can't get anymore locked in than
• 42:09
  this. Yeah, it's over for you.
• 42:12
  That would be me with her. MMM.
• 42:14
  Whatever. Also, Tan was kind of Wait,
• 42:17
  what's his name? Again, Karen, Karen.
• 42:18
  Karen. Taren, all your books, they
• 42:23
  said. Taren, Taren, Taren, Taren.
• 42:26
  Tan, Tan, tan. So anyway, Tan and knock and ox.
• 42:30
  What was that even gonna say? Tanner Nugget.
• 42:33
  Nugget. He was just letting this little
• 42:35
  flimsy girl hang on for dear life.
• 42:37
  You're just throwing. I was so here for the saddle.
• 42:43
  That was so cute. It's giving inclusivity.
• 42:45
  Did you look? Up the fan?
• 42:47
  Up, not the not with the saddle. Can we talk about mind reader
• 42:52
  boy getting his neck snapped by the teacher in front of everyone
• 42:57
  the way that he was? Like, I can't cope, everything's
• 43:00
  too loud, but would it just be me with the dragon and someone
• 43:03
  would run up and snap? I know.
• 43:05
  Yeah, no, I can't mind reading. Dating out here, telling her to
• 43:12
  do the most bookish shit she can in her head.
• 43:14
  You know, any shit she could think of.
• 43:16
  And it's like. Does it matter if that kid dies
• 43:19
  straight away anyway? Anything he would have accessed,
• 43:22
  he's dead. I think it was more because he
• 43:25
  was yelling it out loud. Because he pointed to a Garrick
• 43:29
  and started yelling some random shit.
• 43:31
  And then the professors. Here's the thing, Why don't you
• 43:35
  just put them in their own school?
• 43:39
  So reduced reuse. Recycle.
• 43:41
  I just. I don't.
• 43:44
  I know they're a problem, but put them in their own school and
• 43:49
  then you so you have a whole nother.
• 43:51
  Yeah, they just say. We're not even going to fuck
• 43:53
  around with this. But Dane's OK.
• 43:57
  Disgusting. Who says his power doesn't?
• 44:00
  Grow. To that and also Dane, if he's a
• 44:03
  double crosser, right? He could just leak everything.
• 44:07
  Yeah, but he has to touch people.
• 44:09
  Whereas this guy could just think it it was just free
• 44:12
  flowing into his brain. I wouldn't have said shit.
• 44:15
  I would have been like mind imploding and I would have just
• 44:18
  taken a step out. Yeah, cuz you would know on some
• 44:20
  level that you're gonna get killed, right?
• 44:22
  100% And then you could just pretend that you need to touch
• 44:25
  people to get their thoughts and then you're on par with Dane,
• 44:30
  right? But he didn't.
• 44:31
  He just screamed everything. Dumb.
• 44:33
  Dumb. What a dummy.
• 44:35
  Just adding another name to the list of people that do not
• 44:38
  matter. The teacher didn't give a fuck,
• 44:39
  he just came up there. It comes up to the bit where
• 44:45
  Violet, there's pretty much an attempted assassination.
• 44:48
  So a bunch of kids actually get into her room in the middle of
• 44:52
  the night. She's wearing her armor, though.
• 44:56
  Yeah, it's not that her sister got her.
• 44:58
  That would be fucking uncomfortable.
• 45:00
  You'd best believe I'm not wearing that to sleep.
• 45:03
  Good. Just kill me.
• 45:04
  Good for her, though, death before uncomfortability in bed.
• 45:09
  How does she? Well, I suppose her bones are
• 45:11
  frail. Anyway, they probably need the
• 45:12
  extra extra support. Support.
• 45:14
  Yeah, she's probably like vampiring it in the bed every
• 45:17
  night. It would be.
• 45:19
  Smelly, though she's sweating in it every single day, because I
• 45:23
  remember how she said one day that she had to wash it.
• 45:25
  Yeah, you'd have to wash it every single day and you're
• 45:29
  doing a lot of. It's not breathable.
• 45:32
  It's dragon scale. Yuck.
• 45:34
  So Zain had to rush on in there and rescue her.
• 45:37
  Hot was this already when he could sort of listen out for
• 45:41
  what's going on with her because they're Dragons?
• 45:44
  No, not yet. I think.
• 45:47
  How did he know then the dragon told her.
• 45:48
  I think, Taryn told Segal. And Sgal told me.
• 45:52
  So there's like a chain. Of a chain of reactions, of
• 45:55
  course. The gal is just like I didn't
• 45:56
  even want this bitch near me in the 1st place and she's like,
• 45:59
  now I've got to be alerting people.
• 46:01
  And the annoying thing is, because their Dragons are
• 46:04
  bonded, yes, they will forever their entire lifetime be tired.
• 46:09
  They can't be away from each other for three days.
• 46:12
  Yeah, three days total. Can they, though, or was that
• 46:15
  Zadan? Well, I don't know.
• 46:17
  You see, we hear about it all the time.
• 46:20
  Dane says it, Mira says it. And then Zadan goes, Are you
• 46:24
  sure it wasn't just me that didn't want to be apart from
• 46:26
  you? So also in saying that, he says
• 46:30
  a lot. I'm keeping you.
• 46:32
  Yeah. And it's giving.
• 46:33
  Creepy. Yeah, and it's giving.
• 46:35
  Send me your location. Which he can do because he can
• 46:38
  get in her head. It's giving checking your snap
• 46:40
  maps every 5 seconds. Is this going to be his villain
• 46:43
  error? When he loses connection.
• 46:46
  Will he lose Violet in the next couple of books and that will be
• 46:48
  his villain? He has to be.
• 46:50
  But wouldn't they still have the bond?
• 46:52
  Because you can't just flick Dragons and you know that
• 46:54
  they're gonna lean into the possessive?
• 46:56
  100% because you you heard that last chapter.
• 47:00
  That shit was wild. It was.
• 47:01
  We get to it. It was, you know what added to
• 47:04
  that last chapter? Oh no.
• 47:05
  It's the same narrator as haunting out of Yeah, he does
• 47:09
  the rounds, doesn't he? The accent wasn't giving because
• 47:12
  I feel like with all these dragon names and such, if
• 47:15
  they're giving fantasy European vibes, yeah.
• 47:18
  And then to have a very Americanized accent, I was just
• 47:21
  like, it's not, at least. It's better than COVID Sally.
• 47:26
  Oh yeah, so Satan rescued her, killed all the kids, blah, blah.
• 47:33
  It was hot. But then the problem was he
• 47:35
  assigned Liam to be bodyguard. All the time.
• 47:39
  And then he put a fucking ward on her door.
• 47:42
  He ward. Someone should have done that
• 47:45
  months ago, but also cock block. He did that on purpose so only
• 47:49
  he could go in. Liam points it out.
• 47:51
  He's like, I would have to review the people for him.
• 47:58
  Would would Liam have to sit outside the room?
• 48:01
  He practically does like a little dog.
• 48:03
  If she's fucking people, he wouldn't.
• 48:05
  They wouldn't be able to get in naturally.
• 48:07
  No, I don't think they would. It's like a barrier.
• 48:10
  So she would have to then tell Zayden if she wanted someone to.
• 48:14
  Ferrell, you being biggest cockblock in the world.
• 48:18
  She's 20 years old, man. Smoking overtime for this person
• 48:21
  he hates, apparently. So it's revealed that Amber was
• 48:25
  involved in that assassination plot thing.
• 48:28
  Yeah. She was all like.
• 48:30
  No. She's also the one that cracked
• 48:32
  the shits when she used the knife to get up the Yep.
• 48:36
  Because Amber's like, how come she's allowed to bend the rules
• 48:39
  all the time? And then Dane being, like,
• 48:41
  because she was a squad leader, Yeah, yeah, because she's a
• 48:45
  squad leader, you know? Those who were fucking last
• 48:48
  year. Yeah, that's the only reason.
• 48:51
  Imagine trying to say you didn't do it and then having every
• 48:55
  single person in that formation see the exact image of you doing
• 48:59
  that. Well, she admitted it anyway,
• 49:02
  cuz she's like I was just doing for what's better for the group.
• 49:05
  Blah, blah. They've all got different
• 49:07
  timelines of when they're able to channel and access all their
• 49:11
  powers and everything, So shut up.
• 49:13
  She might not have had a chance to access her powers yet, which
• 49:16
  is literally what happened, right?
• 49:17
  And everyone's like, she's so weak and it's like, bro.
• 49:21
  Everyone was so on her being so weak and she just kept pushing
• 49:26
  through like it didn't matter. But she was a Soren Gale.
• 49:29
  All the other Soren gale's the top tier energy.
• 49:32
  So then you're going to just jump on this chick and be like
• 49:35
  she's a little? Yeah, because she couldn't
• 49:37
  barely walk across the parapet because she was going to go fly.
• 49:39
  No one could walk across. Yeah, there was so many other
• 49:42
  people. So what is it based on?
• 49:44
  She was trying to train. Imogen started training her.
• 49:48
  Yeah, of all people, Imogen. A little pink head queen.
• 49:53
  Can I say justice for Imogen? Yeah, because I wanted her to be
• 49:57
  into Zadie. Zadie, but she's into Zadie.
• 50:02
  Right. Zadie.
• 50:03
  Zadie, Because that would have been so much better.
• 50:06
  I know, but you never know. But then at the end they just
• 50:10
  ruined that for me. And I was like that was the
• 50:11
  only. Fat Garret?
• 50:13
  It's supposed to be. Bigger and hotter.
• 50:14
  So yeah, but. It's dumb when everyone
• 50:17
  naturally just gets paid off. Yeah, because that was the whole
• 50:20
  point. Violet being jealous as a pick.
• 50:22
  Me. None.
• 50:24
  Oh my God, that whole bit where she's in his head nagging.
• 50:29
  That was the best part. I would lose it.
• 50:32
  I'd be absolutely. I would go insane.
• 50:36
  I could never could. You imagine if you can't block
• 50:40
  her? No, but I just loved Insecure
• 50:42
  Violet. It's just.
• 50:44
  It's funny, but when you think about someone in your head
• 50:47
  nonstop, yeah, but you know, it was feeding his ego up.
• 50:51
  Zayden was like, my ego is to the sky.
• 50:54
  You're telling me someone that hot is just out here being
• 50:59
  celibate all the time and he wasn't taking Image into Pound
• 51:02
  Town? Shut up, shut up.
• 51:04
  It's just not happening everyone wanted.
• 51:07
  To piece, there was no other women.
• 51:10
  In his That's what I mean. There was no other ones besides
• 51:14
  Rhiannon. That's what I thought there was
• 51:17
  gonna be at the end. Like the reveal that he was
• 51:19
  hooking up with Image in this whole time.
• 51:20
  Or a Griffin writer? Justice for all the characters
• 51:24
  because we got. Robbed.
• 51:27
  We got so robbed. If she spent less time adding
• 51:30
  more unnecessary names and more time, Riddick sounds like he
• 51:34
  would be amazing. Rhiannon sounds like she'd be
• 51:37
  amazing. I'm so mad about Leon because
• 51:41
  he's the only character she gave a little substance to and he
• 51:45
  practically died twice. It was foreshadowing, yeah.
• 51:48
  So he was just used? I know.
• 51:50
  I just want him back. He's the only one I like a bit
• 51:54
  where she got horny because the Dragons were doing it.
• 51:56
  OK first of all, that is a concept.
• 51:58
  I was like, we're in some weird territory.
• 52:01
  I don't know how I feel about this because essentially the
• 52:04
  Dragons are like your pets. What the fuck?
• 52:07
  Brah. Could you?
• 52:09
  I could not imagine. And then fucking Zayden has to
• 52:13
  be out here chuffing on bulk weeds.
• 52:17
  He doesn't get horny. He's just like to start angeling
• 52:20
  in the snow, angeling in the snow.
• 52:22
  He's like, I need to cool it down.
• 52:24
  He's literally high as a kite outside because he can't cope.
• 52:28
  And then here Violet is climbing, slipping down the
• 52:31
  wall. The best part was the idea of
• 52:35
  her leaving the room and almost climbing Liam like a tree.
• 52:40
  Can we please have that as cannon?
• 52:43
  Can we please have it that they were OK?
• 52:45
  Just say her room's at the top of some sexy tower, right?
• 52:48
  Yeah, yeah. And she's in the stairwell and
• 52:50
  she's just like. And then she gets all to Liam
• 52:54
  and because he's watered the door, they're just like banging
• 52:57
  in some supply closet somewhere. But they just bang in Liam's
• 53:03
  room. It's next door.
• 53:04
  Oh. He was, too.
• 53:06
  Normal. Liam wouldn't.
• 53:10
  He knows too much, but I. Wanted, but the fact that she
• 53:13
  wouldn't have to climb this man because he's so big, yes, but
• 53:17
  can't we have a bit of that, please?
• 53:20
  I just want Liam with anyone. We were so close.
• 53:23
  We were so close. Liam's the only one with a
• 53:25
  little bit of personality, but he liked the girl from the
• 53:28
  scribe. Justinia yeah, yeah.
• 53:31
  Justinia, who transcribed this whole book.
• 53:33
  Yes. Sad.
• 53:36
  I'm not that stupid. Oh God.
• 53:41
  You got the first part OK, but what are you thinking about the
• 53:44
  dragon horniness? It's weird.
• 53:46
  I feel like Dragons would probably have sex for 12 hours.
• 53:49
  How do they? No, I'm not gonna think about
• 53:52
  it. We're not.
• 53:53
  When I couldn't go there. How do they have sex like
• 53:57
  alligators do? Just death roll.
• 54:01
  It's sorry. Poor Autanna.
• 54:05
  She's like she. Even she didn't.
• 54:06
  She's like, how do? I just drive, just like you
• 54:12
  forgot to unstrap the baby. Why are they?
• 54:15
  Why are they so hot and heavy, like they've been dating for too
• 54:20
  long to be like this? With their seven-year itch,
• 54:26
  maybe it doesn't matter for Dragons.
• 54:29
  Oh, what? What point did they decide to be
• 54:32
  mates? Give me a back story.
• 54:35
  Yeah, I don't know. That doesn't matter, Emily.
• 54:37
  That's part of the plot at this stage of the book.
• 54:39
  It was all romance. It was all she could think about
• 54:42
  was Zadan. Her whole brain was just Zadan
• 54:45
  focused. All the time.
• 54:46
  It's really sad. Can we talk about the nickname
• 54:49
  violence? I was not here for it.
• 54:51
  I like it, but I'm not. I'm not mad but but.
• 54:55
  It suits their situation, I suppose, but if you were to call
• 54:59
  any other person that, it would be fucking weird.
• 55:02
  Well, to be fair, it's better than Little Bunny.
• 55:04
  It kind of missed a line. We've had enough little.
• 55:08
  No little bunnies for us. Is it vice versa?
• 55:11
  Because just say she is actually hooking up with someone.
• 55:15
  Are the Dragons just listening in like?
• 55:17
  I was thinking that, but they block them out enough that they
• 55:22
  just get the feeling. What if she, like she misses out
• 55:25
  on the dragon dirty talk so Gail's like shut.
• 55:31
  The fuck up. You pathetic idiot.
• 55:35
  No, I feel like. I feel like it would be the
• 55:39
  opposite when they're having sex.
• 55:42
  So Gal is whooping his ass on the daily, but I feel like when
• 55:45
  they have sex, it'd be Karen would be the top ten.
• 55:49
  Yeah. So finally they get it together
• 55:53
  and realize they're attracted to each other and then they're just
• 55:56
  mouth fucking like a whole chapter.
• 56:01
  Like, why is it so wet? Wet and then he just pulls away.
• 56:07
  Why are they climbing the wall? He was totally fun with kissing
• 56:12
  all over her and knowing her that she was swept up in the
• 56:15
  horny. Like, that's fine, but then when
• 56:18
  things are getting a bit too intense, he's like, you don't
• 56:21
  actually want to do this. It's just the dragon water.
• 56:23
  That's. Taking over you.
• 56:25
  That's why you stepped away. Good.
• 56:28
  I have a little consent, Little bit consent king a little.
• 56:30
  Bit consent king. She's like, I don't care.
• 56:33
  You know what I want though? Violet being 20 years old, I
• 56:37
  need to know a little bit about her previous sex life.
• 56:41
  Exactly. Tell us, has she had shitty
• 56:44
  experiences? Because all you hear is I miss
• 56:46
  sex. Well, tell us a bit about.
• 56:49
  It girly well. Considering she's in the Scribe
• 56:53
  Quadrant daily, who's she having sex with?
• 56:57
  She's around her dad and Dane all the time.
• 56:59
  That's what I'm like. Who is?
• 57:00
  Who did she hook up with or at? Least she tell us.
• 57:04
  I like that she's not a virgin because that would have been
• 57:06
  such an annoying choice. It would have been like saving
• 57:08
  myself with Satan and I would have been like quit DNFI would
• 57:15
  have been like no. So she knows what sex is like.
• 57:19
  Far she's got some innocent 15 year old virgin being like Oh
• 57:23
  no, which I hate. Give us a tiny snippet of the
• 57:27
  last time she had sex for reference.
• 57:30
  Who was it? How was it?
• 57:33
  Was it good? Why?
• 57:34
  She seems to know enough that she's not traumatized sexually.
• 57:38
  Like every other romance book. She just said she missed the
• 57:43
  closeness of having sex. I suppose.
• 57:45
  So who was it with? Because it was how many times a
• 57:48
  day? Because it wasn't Dane.
• 57:50
  Was Dane not mad? Multiple guys.
• 57:52
  When Dane left, who was it? Yeah, that's what I I want to
• 57:55
  know. I feel like you can't give us
• 57:57
  someone who's 20, who has a sexual history and give us
• 57:59
  nothing. Yes, and they do that because
• 58:02
  they're probably end game and I'm over it.
• 58:04
  Yeah, but I feel like there's gonna be a lot in between.
• 58:07
  Well, they better ramp up cuz I want.
• 58:09
  Them to hate each other, Yeah. At this stage, did you think,
• 58:13
  and it was very obvious not to, but did you think that Violet
• 58:16
  should actually trust Satan? Yeah, that's what I was thinking
• 58:20
  at this point, because she was doing that stupid thing that
• 58:23
  picnies do where she was like, to everybody, even the sister
• 58:26
  today and to everybody. You don't.
• 58:28
  You just don't know. So you like I do.
• 58:31
  He would never. He would never betray.
• 58:33
  He's amazing. You just don't know him.
• 58:35
  Like I. Yeah, because you've had his
• 58:37
  Dick in you. She's been dickmatized a little
• 58:41
  bit. Love, you know what I mean?
• 58:44
  She was just stars in her eyes, but it was just to be.
• 58:47
  Fair all the people she does trust.
• 58:49
  A. I know.
• 58:51
  Dane's a piece of shit, but then her mom's a piece of shit.
• 58:54
  Her sister, her sister feels racist.
• 58:59
  Why is it? Because it's not a race, but
• 59:03
  it's definitely like the people with the relics, separated kids,
• 59:06
  yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's got to be another
• 59:08
  word for it, but it's giving that energy.
• 59:10
  It's giving bigot. Yes.
• 59:14
  Like, why would you hate some what?
• 59:16
  What do you think this random kid's going to do?
• 59:19
  Yeah, when she's the OG Nepo baby.
• 59:22
  I don't mind going out of anybody.
• 59:24
  Why would you be the one? I mean, your mother sought out
• 59:28
  everyone's execution, and yet you think you're the judgy one?
• 59:32
  Yeah, like, bitch, please, bitch, please.
• 59:35
  Was it the trope of Insta love? Because I felt it a bit.
• 59:39
  People are saying enemies to lovers, yeah.
• 59:42
  Were they not? Enemies.
• 59:43
  They didn't know each other. From a bar, sorry.
• 59:45
  It was enemies for like 2 minutes and then it was rumpy
• 59:49
  sunshine almost. Grumpy grump and I I wouldn't
• 59:52
  call her sunshine depressing depress.
• 59:55
  I think the instant love was just after the dicking, and I
• 59:59
  was not here for it because she was like, oh, I hope he wasn't
• 1:00:02
  here but banging Imogen. He definitely, That was too
• 1:00:05
  much. I'm like calm down, I.
• 1:00:07
  Know you're not even together. Together.
• 1:00:08
  Yeah, because he said we can't be together.
• 1:00:12
  And she accepted it for the Dick and then Uno reversed it
• 1:00:15
  straight away. And I just.
• 1:00:17
  I can't cope. I'm nagging him 24/7.
• 1:00:20
  And she was like. I can't do sex without the
• 1:00:21
  relationship. Well, who were you fucking?
• 1:00:24
  Because. We don't need, we don't get the
• 1:00:26
  patterns. We don't get the patterns.
• 1:00:28
  How does Dane not know about the other guy?
• 1:00:30
  That's. What I mean and.
• 1:00:31
  How many guys? Well, Mama.
• 1:00:34
  Was she in some serious relationship?
• 1:00:36
  But then you know what I mean Because she goes I can't have
• 1:00:38
  sex without blah blah blah, you know?
• 1:00:40
  What I mean like? Well.
• 1:00:42
  Who? Maybe they come in later.
• 1:00:44
  Who? Who?
• 1:00:47
  Was it who? Dane.
• 1:00:50
  Just and fucked me off. Every time he was in the book.
• 1:00:53
  Fuck off Dane. I don't need you to be here.
• 1:00:56
  The way that he ego boosted himself and he was so fucking
• 1:01:01
  over the place. And he was like, oh, I stopped
• 1:01:03
  it because of the rules. It's that that's the only thing
• 1:01:06
  keeping us from being here is the biggest gas light I've ever
• 1:01:10
  read. He's the kind of guy that
• 1:01:11
  wouldn't notice that you drives the Sahara Desert before, no?
• 1:01:14
  And he would still giving Ben Shapiro a world.
• 1:01:19
  That's giving. It's giving the Shapiro.
• 1:01:24
  It's giving no idea. But how do you go?
• 1:01:28
  How do you go every day? Fuck.
• 1:01:32
  Just as ever. Never.
• 1:01:33
  Just as ever. She had days.
• 1:01:35
  She never did down good before. She died.
• 1:01:39
  And then she died. She died unsatisfied.
• 1:01:48
  What? Why was he every day going?
• 1:01:51
  You don't belong here. You need to leave.
• 1:01:54
  You want to say she gets two Dragons?
• 1:01:56
  I knew. You would do it?
• 1:01:57
  Absolutely not. I know, but he was like, oh,
• 1:02:01
  I've always believed you. My He only believed in her so he
• 1:02:07
  would get in her brain. I feel like that was the Turner,
• 1:02:09
  yes. But I just wanted him to be a
• 1:02:12
  little bit naughty. Break one of the rules for once.
• 1:02:15
  Why is he trying for the rules? Because he's fucking tight,
• 1:02:18
  asshole, I feel like. He was.
• 1:02:20
  Waiting. For Zeden to loosen him up a
• 1:02:22
  bit, he definitely was promised a better position.
• 1:02:25
  I feel like that's what's happened, but he's.
• 1:02:28
  Doing. Well, he's doing the best out of
• 1:02:30
  anyone. He's fucking great.
• 1:02:32
  His dad's out here on him. He'll be a general someday.
• 1:02:38
  General, boring general. And imagine being a squad leader
• 1:02:42
  and just watching everyone die. Can't even keep your squad
• 1:02:45
  alive, dude. There's like no one left at the
• 1:02:49
  end. So true.
• 1:02:51
  And the bastard knew she would be set up.
• 1:02:56
  Well, Zaden would be set up and just let her go.
• 1:02:59
  I needed to know at this point. I was getting quite frustrated
• 1:03:02
  because all we knew about is there's Griffins out there,
• 1:03:04
  yeah. Cool.
• 1:03:06
  But we weren't getting anything about what's going on on the
• 1:03:09
  Batty side. Yeah, it was just like we get
• 1:03:11
  these edited reports of what happens overnight, the
• 1:03:14
  professor's hiding it. I've seen a theory that they
• 1:03:19
  reckon because Justin your is transcribing she'll be the one
• 1:03:22
  to fix all the history. Yeah, because it only takes 1
• 1:03:26
  scribe. Yeah.
• 1:03:27
  So her sister Mira, she comes back into it and they're helping
• 1:03:32
  the friends see the baby. And then there was that danger
• 1:03:36
  that they were all called to go attend to and then Violet's
• 1:03:39
  like. Oh.
• 1:03:41
  My God, Mirror's gonna. She's.
• 1:03:43
  Risking her life. Every day, sis.
• 1:03:44
  Why is today the day that she decide to pop off?
• 1:03:47
  She's trained. Violet can barely stand.
• 1:03:50
  On her own, I know and. Why did she?
• 1:03:52
  Wig out so much like I love my sister, she got.
• 1:03:56
  It's like bitch, she's out there.
• 1:03:58
  It's. Every day, bro.
• 1:03:59
  She's every day. And this is the day.
• 1:04:02
  It was the only time he made a good point when he said that
• 1:04:07
  everyone else will die if she pulls this shit.
• 1:04:10
  Right. And why was that?
• 1:04:11
  The occasion that she decided to piss and shit sliding down the?
• 1:04:16
  Wall like why? And that's when she was hardcore
• 1:04:19
  defending Raid and being like. You don't know.
• 1:04:22
  Him and all she did was like question how much she knew him
• 1:04:27
  and then was mad because he kissed her and was like set it
• 1:04:30
  up for the dragon. Yep.
• 1:04:33
  So Violet saved Liam's life by killing Jack, yes?
• 1:04:37
  That's what ended up God. Thank fuck that Jack was
• 1:04:40
  annoying. Zack, Jack needs to get out of
• 1:04:47
  here. Jack needs to get out of here.
• 1:04:48
  He needed. To get out of here long time.
• 1:04:50
  Unfortunately, this is the exact same way that Liam dies in the
• 1:04:54
  end. The irony, the irony, the
• 1:04:57
  foreshadowing, which makes me so sad.
• 1:04:59
  That's when I cried. OK, that makes sense.
• 1:05:03
  So after all this drama, there was so much sexual tension that
• 1:05:07
  Violet and Zayton were finally alone, and it was finally the
• 1:05:13
  right time. And he was finally ready to.
• 1:05:16
  Bang. Not the fertility suppressant.
• 1:05:21
  I will beat this horse until it's.
• 1:05:23
  Dead, decavidated in the ground. Can we just assume in all books
• 1:05:27
  can we please that they are just covered?
• 1:05:30
  Because I hate when they do the always digging in the drawer
• 1:05:33
  for. It.
• 1:05:34
  Oh, yes. Oh my God, please.
• 1:05:35
  I get it. You don't need to tell me.
• 1:05:37
  But like the fertility suppressant, why are you both
• 1:05:39
  taking it, huh? You guys fucking round hoes.
• 1:05:43
  You guys fucking round. Fucking who's violent?
• 1:05:48
  Fucking fucking no one. Just on that birth control
• 1:05:52
  indefinitely. Like, why are you taking it?
• 1:05:54
  He's getting Dick down 10 ways to Sunday.
• 1:05:57
  Who's he fucking? Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  That's the question. He should be.
• 1:06:01
  She was so stressed. Because this was the first time
• 1:06:06
  they had sex. Yeah.
• 1:06:07
  And then when she was saying about Imogen, she was probably
• 1:06:11
  thinking, Oh no, he's on suppressants.
• 1:06:14
  Because if. This was real life and it was
• 1:06:16
  male birth control, and they had to take it consistently every
• 1:06:19
  day. Men aren't going to take it if
• 1:06:21
  they're not getting some. Nah, he's getting some.
• 1:06:25
  Men can't even go to the doctor when they're about to die.
• 1:06:28
  They're not going to be preventatively taking a birth
• 1:06:31
  control. They probably wouldn't even take
• 1:06:34
  it when they're dicking. Yeah, let alone apparently these
• 1:06:37
  all have sex with each other. That's who.
• 1:06:40
  What? That's this is the shit I wanna
• 1:06:42
  know Where's the Rita Skeeter from Harry Potter?
• 1:06:45
  Where's the novella with all the keys?
• 1:06:47
  Yes. Where is the Marauders map with
• 1:06:49
  who's fucking who in this whole ways?
• 1:06:52
  There's shit missing from this. There's not enough tea.
• 1:06:54
  And the fact that they just took away the one tea that could have
• 1:06:57
  been with Image and I was like, damn.
• 1:06:59
  Rebecca, you could have let me have one thing from this book
• 1:07:03
  and it would have been the idea of Satan hooking up with Imogen.
• 1:07:07
  They're both ruthless. Yes, they tore out the room.
• 1:07:10
  They would tore out the whole uni.
• 1:07:12
  Yeah, that would tear in that shit up.
• 1:07:15
  Anyway, so they're the the he's literally rubbing his Dick on
• 1:07:19
  her fucking hole. And he's like we're both.
• 1:07:23
  They're both like we're. Taking this at present, you're a
• 1:07:27
  bit. Past that day, I can't.
• 1:07:29
  I can't handle. Do they not have condoms?
• 1:07:33
  Probably not. What time?
• 1:07:34
  What year is this? What year is it?
• 1:07:37
  Because I want to know why they still have to write letters.
• 1:07:42
  Where's the technology? There's no community, there's no
• 1:07:45
  technology at everything. Would just be easier if they had
• 1:07:48
  a phone. So they banged, and it was.
• 1:07:52
  Apparently amazing. It wasn't giving, but that's
• 1:07:55
  fine. It's fine.
• 1:07:56
  To me it wasn't giving, it was giving 20 year old sex.
• 1:07:58
  It's fine. Yeah, it's.
• 1:08:00
  It's fine. It's not.
• 1:08:02
  There was more going on in the room.
• 1:08:03
  It was giving Twilight. Oh yeah, hit the busted up room.
• 1:08:07
  The busted up there. There are so many little bits of
• 1:08:09
  other books throughout this whole book.
• 1:08:11
  Right, it's giving Edward Cullen letting loose for the first time
• 1:08:14
  in 10,000 years. Not the awkward talking about
• 1:08:20
  his scars right after sex. Oh, she's so deep in mean and.
• 1:08:25
  Yeah, she's like. Oh, where are these from?
• 1:08:28
  Tell me about. These, or like the tattoo talk
• 1:08:31
  after fucking Somrando. He's all having LA 20s.
• 1:08:35
  He's giving LA20. And I hate it.
• 1:08:38
  I don't want to be. I don't.
• 1:08:40
  Want to be here, Mom? Help.
• 1:08:44
  Her pick, me up take. Me over.
• 1:08:47
  There's too much 20 year old energy in this room.
• 1:08:50
  Giving Uber, it's giving G13 but like, Oh my God, it's giving.
• 1:09:00
  I'd rather leave than have this conversation.
• 1:09:02
  He tried to leave. It's giving very clingy.
• 1:09:06
  She was straight away like, now you have to tell me all about
• 1:09:09
  you because you know how she was trying to chip away to him.
• 1:09:13
  What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
• 1:09:15
  What's your favorite food? Why would his food be chocolate
• 1:09:18
  cake? Why would it be like a steak
• 1:09:25
  sitting down with this little shocky cake?
• 1:09:30
  Chocolate. Cake with like the.
• 1:09:32
  Frosting on top, ice cream on the side, and he's just sitting
• 1:09:35
  in. Front of the nice hot Chucky
• 1:09:40
  he's wrapped up in his little nano blanket on his.
• 1:09:42
  Lounge. Stop.
• 1:09:44
  The sword's in the back. Oh my God, he's little jammies.
• 1:09:47
  Oh my God. I just cake.
• 1:09:52
  No grown man likes cake. Have you ever seen a grown man
• 1:09:55
  enjoy cake? For real?
• 1:09:57
  Yeah. For real, how old are we
• 1:10:01
  talking? How?
• 1:10:03
  Maybe like OK like 35 year old man?
• 1:10:05
  No, no, no. I've never seen my daddy.
• 1:10:08
  Not on the pallet. We're back to the shirt
• 1:10:09
  situation, yeah. I've never seen a man eat a cake
• 1:10:12
  and be like, yes, I love this, what are we?
• 1:10:19
  Living in, I'm stunned. I've never thought about this
• 1:10:27
  Well. I'm making us think about deep
• 1:10:29
  things. OK, so the day of pretty much
• 1:10:32
  when they hook up and everything, like even before
• 1:10:34
  they hook up, Satan's all like, Oh my God, don't fall for me
• 1:10:38
  girl, don't do it, don't do it. And.
• 1:10:40
  Then he leaves her flowers and cleans her room.
• 1:10:43
  I know. Does he know that the that it's
• 1:10:45
  him? The standards are on the ground
• 1:10:47
  right now. He's the problem.
• 1:10:49
  He does more than the bare minimum, and he expects her not
• 1:10:52
  to want him forever. Yeah, and he just keeps doing
• 1:10:57
  more for that girl. It's wild.
• 1:11:00
  So right before she's bamboozled with the big betrayal, Liam like
• 1:11:07
  literally seconds before Liam says.
• 1:11:10
  I think you're weighing over your head because I know where
• 1:11:12
  his priorities are at. I don't know, considering he was
• 1:11:15
  in her head all the time. Horrible communication.
• 1:11:18
  Horrible. I could not.
• 1:11:20
  That is too many people in your head at once.
• 1:11:22
  She had all three Dragons in. Donna Segale?
• 1:11:27
  Yeah, Yep. And then Zadan.
• 1:11:30
  Not only that, she had Dane constantly trying to see in her
• 1:11:33
  head. She had no privacy.
• 1:11:35
  No. And I feel like Zadan would try
• 1:11:37
  to read her thoughts as well. I think he kind of does.
• 1:11:41
  There's something going on with the prickling of the brain.
• 1:11:44
  At this stage of the book, Violet is giving girl in abusive
• 1:11:48
  relationship that just won't listen.
• 1:11:49
  Yeah, when you try and tell us something.
• 1:11:51
  Yeah, so even Rhiannon the sister.
• 1:11:54
  They were like, hey, do you want to slow it down?
• 1:11:57
  And she's like, I would die for Zayn.
• 1:12:00
  Even Zayn's like slow it down. Yeah, he was.
• 1:12:03
  Like, slow it down. You Loki.
• 1:12:04
  Can't really trust me. Yeah, if someone's telling you
• 1:12:07
  that they're a fuck. Boy 100%.
• 1:12:11
  They're like. Preempting you to not trust
• 1:12:14
  them. He's telling her not to fall,
• 1:12:17
  not to get her. Yeah, he there was a reason.
• 1:12:19
  Obviously. The reason was he was giving
• 1:12:21
  weapons out but. The reason was lame.
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, it should have been. He was plowing everybody from
• 1:12:27
  the Griffin Flyers. I would have died for that.
• 1:12:31
  I. Wanted him to have a long term
• 1:12:33
  Griffin girlfriend. He probably does.
• 1:12:36
  And he yeah, but I wanted that to be confirmed.
• 1:12:38
  And that's why he he only got close to her, so he could read
• 1:12:42
  into her brain. Yes, we really.
• 1:12:45
  When you get down to it, her dragon agrees more with Zayden
• 1:12:49
  than he does with her. Yeah, even he was hiding it from
• 1:12:54
  her. That would that would piss me
• 1:12:56
  off. You bonded some to a dragon for
• 1:12:59
  the rest of your life, and it can't even tell you what's going
• 1:13:02
  on. You know the twist at the end,
• 1:13:04
  yeah. That was V predictable, but I I
• 1:13:08
  think that's fine. That's fine.
• 1:13:11
  I wonder if we get a whole Zadan book, That would be.
• 1:13:15
  Not if the fucking last chapter isn't indicated.
• 1:13:19
  Fuck off. He's he's way creepy.
• 1:13:22
  He's creepy. But he's way worse.
• 1:13:25
  I don't know if it's because I know the Audible version is the
• 1:13:28
  guy that for haunting out of line, but he's he's so that's
• 1:13:35
  why I think it's gonna be a problem.
• 1:13:36
  You can't just be creepy and tell someone you're gonna keep
• 1:13:39
  them all the time, right? Without it being a thing.
• 1:13:42
  They're going for the He Fell first trope.
• 1:13:46
  Yeah, but it. Didn't land for me.
• 1:13:49
  I didn't mind it, but I don't care about it.
• 1:13:52
  That's probably why. I just.
• 1:13:53
  Don't like love at first sight? Yeah, true.
• 1:13:56
  Fair roll. And then he's just been invading
• 1:13:59
  her brain, blah blah blah, lying to her.
• 1:14:02
  And then at the end, he's a groveling weirdo because he's
• 1:14:05
  like, oh, we'll make it up to you.
• 1:14:07
  I can't live without you. Kill myself if you.
• 1:14:10
  Break up with me like. That's the energy it was giving.
• 1:14:13
  And she just woke up from a little coma, Yeah, and she was
• 1:14:16
  just staring off into the distance.
• 1:14:18
  Like, fuck are we Satan? Where are we?
• 1:14:20
  Right after she remembered where she was.
• 1:14:22
  Right. The scribes would never lie
• 1:14:24
  about something, ever. It's like, yeah, Violet, that's
• 1:14:26
  why you shouldn't just believe everything that's written now.
• 1:14:29
  Yeah. OK, so which book do you reckon
• 1:14:31
  they're gonna fully break up? Do you think they're gonna do a
• 1:14:33
  Twilight New Moon Say, I hope. Situation I reckon.
• 1:14:37
  It has to be. I reckon she's gonna be so mad
• 1:14:39
  at him that she's not gonna want anything to do with him.
• 1:14:42
  Yeah, I hope they drag it out, because I hate nothing more when
• 1:14:45
  they do it for a chapter and then they're.
• 1:14:46
  All go together. No, no, no.
• 1:14:48
  They can't gonna be the. Whole second book or something.
• 1:14:50
  And then they've gotta go date other people, I reckon they have
• 1:14:53
  to and then come back around. But how are they going to do
• 1:14:56
  that with so much going on in their head is what I'm thinking.
• 1:14:59
  The Dragons can't be separated for three days.
• 1:15:01
  He's obsessed with her. I think he's going to hold on to
• 1:15:04
  ask the fucking Dragons, though. Because the Dragons can be
• 1:15:08
  together. Doesn't mean that Zayden and
• 1:15:10
  Violet need to be in the same area.
• 1:15:12
  They just have to be in an area where the Dragons can get
• 1:15:15
  together. Yeah, So what are our
• 1:15:17
  predictions? So they break up second book.
• 1:15:20
  Yeah, Reunify third book. Yeah, whatever.
• 1:15:24
  Love triangle, 4th book. Maybe Something to make it
• 1:15:26
  spicy. It's nobody.
• 1:15:28
  It's Dane. It's or Dane's gonna get a
• 1:15:30
  chance. It's gonna be fucking annoying.
• 1:15:32
  It's. Part of the.
• 1:15:32
  Love triangle. So I wish it was lead.
• 1:15:35
  Chance in the second. Book, though, because if
• 1:15:37
  they're. Broken up.
• 1:15:38
  Someone's going to get a chance then?
• 1:15:39
  No. I feel like Dane has a long road
• 1:15:41
  to go. Yeah, OK.
• 1:15:42
  He's a slow. I reckon Dane is so in the
• 1:15:45
  system that he's going to get out of the system first.
• 1:15:49
  Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:15:50
  So Dane is an option. Book four maybe.
• 1:15:54
  OK. And then book five.
• 1:15:56
  Either that or she's going to go missing.
• 1:16:00
  I reckon one of them is going to go miss you because there is
• 1:16:03
  hints in it in the book as well that he says it.
• 1:16:06
  There's nowhere you could go where I wouldn't find you.
• 1:16:08
  And then she is able to find him.
• 1:16:11
  Yep, the Venom are going to steal her 100%.
• 1:16:15
  Yep. I just thought it was sort of
• 1:16:17
  convenient how she was weak and blah blah this entire time, and
• 1:16:20
  then she's the most powerful ever.
• 1:16:22
  It's the Pict me. It's the picnic energy.
• 1:16:26
  The only way that it makes sense for me is she has not had that
• 1:16:32
  kind of aggression and power for so long, so for her to have it,
• 1:16:35
  she'd probably be more responsible.
• 1:16:36
  But she is not. No, she had an ego trip straight
• 1:16:39
  away. She's like, I could.
• 1:16:40
  Fry a whole city? Yeah, like you can't even name
• 1:16:43
  bitches. You're good.
• 1:16:45
  And the lessons that she had with the professor dude about
• 1:16:49
  it, I was like. When when they made Zayden do
• 1:16:52
  the playback. Then they made sense.
• 1:16:54
  I know. And she was getting all like
• 1:16:56
  horny again. And the teachers, Right there I
• 1:16:57
  was. Like why a dragon sitting there?
• 1:17:01
  Like please pluck me out and then.
• 1:17:03
  Again, it was like I'm in this weird place again.
• 1:17:06
  For her, I'm like. Gumpy, I wonder, with Brennan.
• 1:17:10
  So you know, the whole book is when you find out the good guys
• 1:17:13
  and the bad guys. But what if it twists again and
• 1:17:17
  Zadan and Brennan are the bad guys?
• 1:17:21
  OK, so I'm going to be tightly honest considering I hate all
• 1:17:25
  main male characters. Zadan's like top tier he is.
• 1:17:29
  What's going on? It's you got to read more
• 1:17:32
  fantasy books. A lot of them are built.
• 1:17:34
  Better, Yeah, I'm counting out the last chapter.
• 1:17:37
  That doesn't exist to me. His chapter.
• 1:17:39
  Yeah, yeah, of just him. One I don't.
• 1:17:41
  Want to know about that? And he was groveling and it was
• 1:17:43
  just it robbed it for me. So him before all that is fine.
• 1:17:47
  The last chapter is just him sad sacking on the couch.
• 1:17:50
  Next to her? Yeah, it's embarrassing.
• 1:17:52
  Yeah. What should we rate this out of?
• 1:17:54
  Parapets. Neopets.
• 1:17:59
  Yes, parrot pits. So I gave it a 3.5 parapets out
• 1:18:04
  of five. I gave it a four.
• 1:18:07
  Yeah, I was toying with A4, but I thought I'll look it down
• 1:18:10
  because I needed a bit. More.
• 1:18:13
  Of the meat here, But don't get me wrong, I love the book.
• 1:18:15
  It is an amazing read to me, but it has its flaws.
• 1:18:18
  I'm aware of the flaws in there. The dialogue was a bit everyone
• 1:18:22
  sounded the same, yeah. The characters were just a bit.
• 1:18:25
  They need to be a bit more dimensional.
• 1:18:28
  I think that's what she fucked up.
• 1:18:30
  Okay, yeah. Yeah, because she added so many
• 1:18:32
  characters and none of them had substance.
• 1:18:34
  The only character besides Satan and Violet that had anything was
• 1:18:41
  Liam. But they all can't have the sole
• 1:18:43
  motivation to protect Violet. It was getting old because that
• 1:18:46
  was Dane and then it end up being Satan and it was Mirror
• 1:18:50
  and it was Liam. It was everyone.
• 1:18:52
  It was everyone. When that Griffin rider thing
• 1:18:55
  showed up, they all stood around her.
• 1:18:58
  They all immediately went to She's fine.
• 1:19:01
  She's got the biggest dragon up behind me.
• 1:19:03
  Do you think a Griffin is going to take out some big ass?
• 1:19:06
  Drag That's what I found annoying.
• 1:19:08
  It was the baby vacation. Oh, Violet, maybe that's going
• 1:19:12
  to be what? Something that needs to happen.
• 1:19:14
  They need to trust her to be able to look after herself,
• 1:19:17
  yeah. Everyone coddled her a bit.
• 1:19:19
  I wouldn't liked more visual descriptions of the Dragons.
• 1:19:22
  I know we know what Dragons look like, but it was just like blue,
• 1:19:26
  red. Gold Feather Tail Dagger Tail
• 1:19:30
  Warning Star Tail What's the difference?
• 1:19:32
  They didn't even technically say how big.
• 1:19:33
  They just said they were the biggest.
• 1:19:35
  You know what I mean? Like, just give us.
• 1:19:37
  Give us a bit more And then the pace was a bit crazy.
• 1:19:41
  It was a bit all over the place. Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  So I hope they break up next book.
• 1:19:47
  I would love. We can find out in November.
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