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Canada's woke politics are (officially) beyond parody! · NORMAL GAYS Podcast

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  You would have all heard of the victim card.
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  These Canadians went one better and started handing out equity
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  cards. There's a point of privilege on
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  my OH. She had to look like that.
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  I was standing here with my gender equity card before you
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  called on the previous speaker. Oh OK, so she's scolding her
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  because she called on the other line when she was standing there
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  holding an equity card which is supposed to get her called
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  before someone because she's a member of marginalised identity.
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  I don't. Have anything to say?
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  Hey guys, welcome to Normal Gaze, where we take on insanity.
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  I'm Brad Polando here with Clarkson Lawson.
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  What's up guys? So did you probably saw clips
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  from this Canada, oh Canada, the New Democratic Party, AKNDP,
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  which is like they're like left socialist.
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  Party I got to get my mind out of the gutter.
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  Well, I won't explain. DP.
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  OK, what do you why? What does that mean?
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  I'm not saying it on camera, no, because everybody already calls
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  me for the comments. Oh, you are a whore.
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  Anyway, they had this convention and it's like the DSA
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  conventions. You know those ridiculous clips
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  you see from here from the Democratic socialists?
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  It's like that on steroids. They literally had identity
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  cards for marginalized identities you could use to cut
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  the line to speak on motions. These topics this week are
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  really making me like, not like left people.
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  And I, I know what he's doing because I told him I said I
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  don't like positioning us as like right wing commentators.
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  But you can't help it when you see these stories.
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  No, well, I'm not doing that because of that.
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  These are just the topics that I just.
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  Had no, I know. Most of these for weeks.
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  Because it's like you can't help but not talk about like this
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  well. Because it's entertaining.
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  It's crazy. It's also crazy.
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  And you told me we have to stop talking about fat people all the
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  time. So.
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  Well, yeah, so this is better. Let's watch this clip from Sky
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  News Australia where they went through some of the some
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  compiled some of the best moments from this conference.
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  Folks in Canada, or Snow Mexicans as some call them, and
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  some of the worst Canadians in the country got together
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  recently. It was a conference for the
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  Canadian Democratic Party. Now you would have all heard of
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  the victim card. These Canadians went, won better
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  and started handing out equity cards.
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  Literally. There's a point of privilege.
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  On microphone, she had to. Look like that.
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  I miss the Clinton Democrats. Well, this is like the leftist.
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  Party, I know. Oh, that's the this is the
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  leftist party. Yeah, it's not even their their
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  like Liberal Party. OK, but.
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  Still, it's like, unlike here where we're it's a fringe,
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  they're an actual party that has seats and everything.
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  Like there's no DS. Well, there's.
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  A. This is a.
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  This is a this. I don't want to be mean, but
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  that's. Classical They couldn't like
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  come up with any better. Person it's just sometimes
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  depends. Sometimes you can look at
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  somebody and know exactly what they believe and.
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  What their pronouns? Are like.
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  You can just tell by the way someone looks and I I reject the
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  idea that the way you look is is what you believe.
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  But I do recognize the pattern once.
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  In a while you can't listen the same thing with the bull looking
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  ass nose rings right? It's not 100% of the time that
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  it's going to. Be but there is a pattern.
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  But it's like 90% chance. And.
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  Correct recognition is part of the human brain.
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  Now, in our more enlightened, advanced nature, on this
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  podcast, we try to give people the benefit of the.
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  Doubt. Do we?
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  Yeah, I don't. We don't.
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  But we should. I do.
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  No, we do. But we each have different
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  people that we do it for. I give liberals the benefit of
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  the doubt, I think more than you do, and I try to give and I give
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  fat people the benefit of the doubt.
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  Who else? And I give Christians the
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  benefit of the doubt. I give trans people benefit of
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  the doubt more than you. Yeah, you do Christians a lot
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  more. I I really don't give religious
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  people to benefit the doubt often.
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  Ever. Yeah.
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  And you guys, you guys don't like that.
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  But but we. Got to be authentic to who we.
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  Are, yeah. And.
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  Anyways, let's just watch what she's they, they, I already.
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  Failed. Go to microphone 3.
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  Go ahead, delegate. Yes, hello.
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  I I was standing here with my gender equity card before you
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  called on the previous speaker. OK.
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  So she's scolding her because she called on the other line
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  when she was standing there holding an equity card, which is
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  supposed to get her called before someone because she's a
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  member of marginalized identity. I don't, I don't have anything
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  to say. I have nothing to say.
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  I I all I want to do? No, I have nothing to say.
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  I I really don't because like this girl enrages me.
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  This one or that one? All of them, they enrage me.
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  Like if I was around them, I would turn beet red and just, I
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  would fume and I don't even know what I would say, but I would
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  say some very mean stuff. And my goal would be to make
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  them cry because I, I, I just feel like the, I don't know, I
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  just have nothing to say. I never agree with the people
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  who are like, bring back bullying.
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  Like I think bullying is wrong. No, you don't bully people on
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  immutable characteristics. No, that's not.
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  What I'm saying? No, no, no.
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  I'm saying no, you don't bully. But these?
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  People probably should have been bullied a little bit for their
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  personalities. I think like.
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  Just 5%. No, I, I, I don't think, I don't
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  think it's bullying. I think they needed to be
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  embarrassed and corrected by somebody who is actually smarter
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  than that. Authority figures been said they
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  probably got gentle parent debt. Correct.
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  And that's that why they pissed me off so much.
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  Well, also guys, because. They believe they're saving the
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  world by pointing out their equity card was wrong.
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  This girl probably thinks that this is like a huge immoral or
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  or like this an injustice that needs to be corrected.
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  And they're so tunnel visioned on themselves that they they
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  miss everything else going on in the world.
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  It's like when people on the far left only attack Democrats and
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  then they're the reason why Kamala lost the election because
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  all they care about is what they can criticize, what they have
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  proximity to, and they have no ability to look at things from a
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  macro perspective and it pisses me off.
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  Actually, are we? We're doing through a.
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  don't worry. Oh, is that Brad actually saying
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  you don't have to subscribe? This bitch is in the comments.
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  Somebody says I love your channel.
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  He goes consider coming and becoming a member.
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  I'm just. Saying I'm.
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  Like I've heard it multiple times that no.
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  But it works. Though no it doesn't.
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  It's never worked. That's not true.
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  I've observed at work many times they literally reply and say
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  yes, oh of course I was thinking about it and I will.
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  And then I see them with a little member.
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  So you talk talk your. But then you'll catch that.
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  So distasteful. OK, I sound like like them.
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  Oh my God, like I'm reaping the benefits of, of the system I'm
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  critiquing, but I just don't, I, I, I don't believe in turning
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  compliments into like compliments are are.
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  Literally have only fans. OK, I'll shut up.
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  Point proven, I can. Literally scolding me for asking
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  fans. Just join a membership.
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  But that is a transaction like only fans is a transactional
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  relationship a comment. Take out a gun and say.
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  No, but you are like thank you for the rather than just
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  accepting the comment saying thank you so much.
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  I'm just. Saying consider.
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  Give me money. Like imagine if somebody said
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  you're so beautiful. Thank.
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  Actually, I do that. I I'm gonna shut up, do only I'm
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  gonna shut up. I'm gonna shut up because I can
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  recognize when I am wrong in the middle of an argument, and in
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  this case I'm wrong. Let's keep but.
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  Don't do it. How have we?
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  Got through 32 seconds of the video.
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  I don't. Know we are the problem, I fear.
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  That's my point of privilege that I would like to.
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  I will explain the speaking order which is.
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  When they bring up a complaint, they call it a point of
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  privilege. Privilege.
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  OK, which is? Fixed that.
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  I cannot amend which is the pro con rotation.
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  You can move yourself up a line that you're standing on.
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  I am pro and I I was. We went.
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  You went pro con we. Went pro con pro and my plan was
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  to go con. The speaker at Con M3 also has a
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  speaking card. Yesterday this.
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  This is why in governance these people never get anything done
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  and they, this is also why they don't have their own party.
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  Oh wait, this is Canada. Yeah, well, it's why their party
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  probably doesn't win anything because they can't get anything
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  done. I think they.
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  Might be in coalition with the majority government, I'm not
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  sure. I shouldn't, that's what.
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  They do these far left people, they they're like leeches.
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  They. Hijack the center left.
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  Yeah, they hijack the liberals, the people who believe in
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  capitalism, who like, believe in democracy and all that stuff,
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  because they cannot for the life of themselves organize
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  accordingly without collapse. Without because.
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  Think about how much time that bitch just wasted talking about
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  her point of privilege. Oh my God.
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  Just know she's about to I. I I'm let's watch it.
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  Wait, I was just going. To, say, predict her complaint.
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  Which of the boxes is it going to be about?
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  Race, sexuality. Gender identity.
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  I, I, you know what I was going to say, I think that she's going
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  to say as a marginalized person of color who is
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  immunocompromised, I don't like that somebody probably said
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  something or it because it's killing people with slow immune
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  system. Masks or something?
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  Not not necessarily about mask, but some type of protocol that
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  doesn't protect immunocompromised people.
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  Let's see. This card was used in an
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  inappropriate matter and while I understand in Ontario we know
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  this is equity, even if that this was also used inappropriate
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  in terms of gender. I want everyone to be mindful
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  that these cards for individuals like myself who identify as a
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  Black woman. She identifies as a black woman
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  that. Is such an interesting phrase
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  identifying as a black woman. Are you?
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  Are they? I know that they.
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  So I don't have to identify as gay.
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  I mean I just sleep with men and have romantic relations with
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  men, but I'm not gay mostly. The former, not the latter.
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  Romantic. Yeah, exactly.
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  Oh wait, I thought you said the latter.
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  My bad. Anyways.
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  Anyway, I just think it's funny. So I think she was like mad that
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  white people were using it. No, she was mad that it gendered
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  her incorrectly I think. See how we can't even keep up?
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  This is what I'm saying. They they're doing they're no.
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  Progress. It's like a Portlandia esque.
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  Yeah, yeah. I mean, what do you like?
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  It's kind of funny though. You know what?
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  I think that America should have a coalition like Canada does,
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  like this I. Mean there's pros and cons of a
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  parliamentary government versus a.
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  Well, no, I'm saying they should have.
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  Well, we don't necessarily have a two party system.
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  It's just very hard to create another party.
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  We we do have a two party system rather than a parliamentary
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  system is what I'm saying. I got I get what you're saying.
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  I was just saying that I I think we would benefit from these
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  types of people leaving the Democratic Party and creating
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  them. Oh, I agree.
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  But they would get absolutely nothing done.
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  And they get a lot more done by yelling at Democratic members of
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  Congress. Well, but like.
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  Like Zoran Mamdani, this is his ideological ilk.
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  He literally comes from the DSA, which is a control C of of what
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  we just watched. Yes.
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  So it's like you, you say that like they should have their own
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  party. They're taking over the Democrat
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  I know. Well, that's in New York.
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  And he's like a rising star. And AOC is as well.
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  And she came out of that exact same thing.
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  Don't depress me. All right, we'll just keep going
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  watching the funny. Time when you didn't have to
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  point that out, it was pretty obvious.
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  But we are talking about painfully woke broken Canada,
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  where this is how adults conduct themselves now.
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  Point of personal privilege I understand there's very little
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  time and for for delegates to speak but early on the mic I
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  it's hard as a racialized and transgender delegate to
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  sometimes use this card and and speak up speak to somebody in
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  front of me in line and ask hey this pertains to multiple
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  intersecting parts of my lived experience I'd like to speak I
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  was rejected when I talked and it it's frustrating when these
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  are my rights being directly under attack right now in
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  Alberta and that. What is Alberta doing I've.
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  Spoken, I don't know for me, and I understand her rights are
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  important too. This pertains to her too, but I,
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  I don't know. I, I, I hope that in the future
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  the, the, the federal NDP will also have a broader
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  interpretation of the, the equity cards for speakers.
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  That's all. Thank you.
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  I will. Who is clapping for that stupid?
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  Now who's? Clapping.
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  You know what they are the most narcissistic, Selfish.
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  What other synonyms are there? You sat in line and you, they
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  use their identity as an excuse for everything.
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  You feel social anxiety as a marginalized person that
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  intersects with my lived experience?
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  Yeah, no, having social anxiety intersect with your lived
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  experience. That doesn't excuse you being a
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  weird ass who can't speak up when it's your time to speak.
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  However, what I'll say is I think what she was mad about is
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  that she tried to cut the line using her woke card and she said
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  no. I think that's what she was just
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  to say. They are selfish.
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  They're selfish to have convinced a bunch of other
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  people that because you're Asian and trans like but first of all
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  Asian. Racialized.
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  Rape. You're Asian?
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  Do you know how successful Asians are?
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  Asian is literally, if any, privileged.
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  Back of the line, back of the line, back of the box.
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  I'm sorry, but like Asia, maybe in America.
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  With no contact. I mean, I would love to be Asian
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  America because I would probably be a lot richer you.
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  Have a harder time getting grinder hookups?
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  Yeah, like small. No, because people always put my
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  God, probably. That is not true about Asians on
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  a mass scale. I don't know that's a stereotype
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  you would know stereotypes are based in.
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  You just admitted you would know based on a mass scale.
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  No, I'm I I would know the measurements based on the
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  surveys cause I've looked it up. Personal, Personal I.
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  Actually looked this up the other day because it was on my
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  thing about like male size per country and it is true that they
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  are on average a little bit smaller.
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  Why are you doing an accent? Because.
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  It it, it softens the blow of the inappropriate discussion.
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  But I wouldn't say it's like a huge deal comparatively to where
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  we are, if that makes sense. Maybe it it is a huge deal in
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  Nigeria, but like here it's like not not that much of a
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  difference on average. OK, 8.
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  Delegates to assist me in better using the card by forming a
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  straight straight line behind the microphone.
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  She. She has a problem.
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  She has a problem of saying straight she's.
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  Like aching herself out by saying the word straight.
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  Or is it because disabled people are unable to stay in a straight
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  line? No, I think it's just.
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  Straight. It's like heterosexuality is
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  what is what she's icked out by. Or she just realizes it's
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  offensive to ask these people to stand in a straight line because
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  they're mentally incapable of following any form of
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  instruction. No, I.
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  Think the thing where she goes. Straight, yeah.
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  Saying the word straight is like icky and gross.
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  Which I mean, like it is, but you're not supposed to.
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  I'm kidding. I was like, wait, what?
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  It took me a second to process that, you're supposed.
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  To pretend to not be disgusted by the majority of the
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  population. Also, like, why are you
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  disgusted by being by straight people when the only reason that
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  humanity is able to continue is because of straight people?
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  Yeah, I mean not. I mean it's fine that well, I'm
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  also like she I guess she's a non binary whatever so but who
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  knows, maybe she's if. You are so miserable.
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  I'm sorry if you are so miserable that you reject all
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  societal norms and you think that you are like unique because
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  of it. Bitch, you're not unique like
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  you understand you're just a miserable person who refuses to
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  compete in a competitive society.
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  So you reject every form of societal norms because if you
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  accepted any of them, you would have to accept that You are the
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  bottom of the barrel, bitch. Wow, you went off OK.
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  I'm getting really triggered today.
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  Let's just roll the rest of this.
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  The microphone with a prominently displayed equity
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  card. If I see speakers ahead of you
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  who are not holding a card prominently, it would be wrong
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  with me to guess about their gender identity and I will come
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  to you. I don't.
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  Know what she's saying like I. Goodness me, she said the word
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  straight line there without a trigger warning point of
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  personal privilege. How dare I cisgender woman
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  speak. I mean, the whole thing is nuts.
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  Everything you see there is a sign of civilizational decline.
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  She's so funny. She yeah, she might be slightly
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  overstating it, but that is Loki, actually.
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  It's in knowing I would say the. Romans walked so we could run
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  and do this. Well, I would construct, yeah.
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  Imagine the original democracy, the first philosophers to unfold
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  the idea that the people could govern themselves.
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  You show them. Stoics who preached about
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  individual responsibility are seeing these people who have
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  just a small amount of anxiety yell at everybody else for
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  causing their anxiety. It's wild.
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  I. I would say it's a sign of
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  individual decline, maybe not societal decline yet, but like
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  if somebody is acting that way, like their life is in decline.
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  But also, like, these are the most extreme examples.
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  But this ideology has crept into mainstream societal
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  institutions. And I think that is a rot that
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  is causing decline Doesn't mean it's totally declined and
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  everything is over and we're not.
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  There yet? But you have to root out the the
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  ride. And instead people are like
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  patting it on the head and saying you get a equity card.
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  Oh my gosh, I would what I would say is everyone who wants an
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  equity card, come to this room to come get it.
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  And then I'm actually just an exit.
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  I think I just want to be able. I keep, I say this every
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  episode. I want to like, I want to fight
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  with these people like I want to well.
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  Also they're non binary so it's not hitting a girl.
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  No, not physically. I just want to like, because
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  whenever I have these types of conversation, like whenever I I
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  meet like a woke adjacent person and I actually start to debate
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  them, I feel like it's just so satisfying to see their entire
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  worldview crumble when you start to poke and prod at their ideas.
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  Yeah. We've been trying to get woke.
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  People they nobody wants to touch us with a 10 foot pole.
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  Well, people. Well, some people maybe, but not
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  the ones that we want, yeah. Blossom's still been roasting
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  me. She told me to stack my coins
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  again. She's.
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  The one that were coins, not mine.
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  The one that got away, The one I got.
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  Oh. My God, Not a Katy Perry.
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  No, we're not. We're not Katy Perry.
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  No. All right, guys, that'll be it
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  for today's episode. Thanks so much for tuning in.
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  And another life I would be OK bye.
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  Do consider becoming a channel member.
• 19:39
  Please consider it if you can and if you.
• 19:41
  Blossom, we love you if you. Write a positive comment, I'll
• 19:44
  reply to you and ask you to give us.
• 19:45
  Money and I would be your guy Blossom.
• 19:50
  We keep all. I'm sorry, but that's a ride you
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  wouldn't survive. No, no I would not.
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  You wouldn't walk for days. I would.
• 20:03
  I'm not going to say I want to be less traffic.
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  You literally have only fans. So go subscribe.
• 20:11
  Don't do that. We have to come up.
• 20:13
  We're still talking about what number of members we need to get
• 20:16
  for you to delete your Only fans.
• 20:18
  We would need. We'll run the numbers. 10,000 to
• 20:22
  20,000 What? That's so many.
• 20:24
  No, it's not. Members.
• 20:27
  Yeah, Oh. My gosh, that's crazy.
• 20:29
  All right, guys. We'll be back with more real
• 20:31
  soon.