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GARY OWEN in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast · The Breakfast Club

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Speaker 1: Now you got to tell them when they come fix
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Speaker 1: your mike, they'll get handsy sometimes.
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Speaker 2: Now he'll fuck you, kill you up right in the
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Speaker 2: middle of the show.
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Speaker 3: I can't wait. I can't wait talk about I've been
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Speaker 3: waiting to tell this story on this podcast for about
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Speaker 3: the dude in Oakland, the DeMarcus cousins. So when we did,
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Speaker 3: we filmed it. Oh, you don't even know the story.
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Speaker 2: If I can't wait to.
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Speaker 4: Tell me about thirty second word right quick, then I
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Speaker 4: don't need bus of pipper.
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Speaker 2: And that's all there. You go. See Gary, we don't
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Speaker 2: listen to music over here. It's a pivot on me.
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Speaker 2: I like it. Build, Thank you, that got the little
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Speaker 2: look get talked right. Yeah, he's from Ohio. They don't
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Speaker 2: funk it.
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Speaker 3: Who's Collins?
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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, Ohio players, high players.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, tack nine Mamo. The family's from Cleveland. Oh really Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you can't get boned.
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Speaker 1: Bone on the music side too.
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Speaker 3: You I did it during COVID.
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Speaker 2: He've been out there. This is motherfucker got a whole
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Speaker 2: town bro.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yellow Springs. Yeah, we used to go to summer
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Speaker 3: camp there. Uh, when I was in sixth grade. Every
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Speaker 3: year we went through Uh, what the hell is it
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Speaker 3: called camp current? Uh, I can't remember the of it.
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Speaker 3: Who went out there for a week.
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Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle got a whole town, bro, They got a
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Speaker 4: dispensary and everything.
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Speaker 2: It is like a camp.
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Speaker 4: It is nice white people everywhere you look, and you
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Speaker 4: know your black ass is only there to see Dave Chappelle, funny.
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Speaker 3: Did you notice what I did?
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Speaker 2: It?
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Speaker 3: It was election year. That was the Trump Biden twenty
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Speaker 3: twenty year.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Soon as you go up to the highway, it's chump, chump, chump, chump, chump, chump,
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Speaker 3: chump Trump and soon and yellow springs, it's Black Lives Matter.
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Speaker 2: In the rainbow flegs.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely rainbow.
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Speaker 2: They their little oasis got damn.
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Speaker 4: It's like a bubble had a rainbow American flag over there.
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Speaker 2: Hmhmm.
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Speaker 4: Some strange ship. Now get before we even get into this,
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Speaker 4: come god, fuck with the cars heavy and recently discovered
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Speaker 4: you got a whole ass.
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Speaker 2: Don't got here, that's yours.
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Speaker 3: Now one.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 3: I was right fronting on Instagram.
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Speaker 1: Front line because you can't believe everything on the internet.
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Speaker 2: Believe it. This Geary owns car. It was like a
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Speaker 2: seventy three in Paula.
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Speaker 3: I think that was Russell Peter's car and I was
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Speaker 3: driving it and I take a picture, like the mind
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Speaker 3: that Russell Peter.
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Speaker 2: You don't even you own all the car blocks like
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Speaker 2: gear yeah, yeah, yeah, you know how the market because.
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Speaker 3: I you know, Russell is so generous, you know Russell. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: if you go out to LA and you're cool with them,
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Speaker 3: we'll just be like, stay at the house, what car
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Speaker 3: you want?
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Speaker 2: I don't know him like that. No, I didn't don't
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Speaker 2: like that either.
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Speaker 3: I called him to be on my podcast. He said,
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Speaker 3: when you're coming out, I go, you know, Thursday, let's say,
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Speaker 3: And he was, all right, he's re staying a hotel.
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Speaker 3: You man, stay at the house. This man at the
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Speaker 3: house and hitting hill like right next to the Kardashians.
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Speaker 3: So I was like all I saw was hitting hells.
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Speaker 3: I see I prist stay there. Yeah, this huge house
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Speaker 3: he was. It was by himself because he just broke
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Speaker 3: up with this girl at the time and we're just chilling.
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Speaker 3: He literally like all right, he had like five cars.
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Speaker 3: He was taking one, so I took the dunk.
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Speaker 2: Bring my car back.
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Speaker 4: Then I thought you had then dropped a quarter mill
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Speaker 4: on the oh borrowed it.
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Speaker 1: He didn't take it to car shows and everything. You
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Speaker 1: don't want to show somebody else.
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go back and find and post them and
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Speaker 4: send it to you because I was like, I did
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Speaker 4: not know he sucked with those schools sixers and everything.
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Speaker 2: I can lie.
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Speaker 3: I didn't want to get in the conversation to ask
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Speaker 3: me about spark plugs. Man, Welcome back to the eighty
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Speaker 3: five South.
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Speaker 4: Got a got a very special guest in the house
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Speaker 4: with us today. He's been threatening to come for five years.
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Speaker 2: Oh g man, he said, I was. I didn't put
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Speaker 2: him on the show. I was like, I didn't fucking
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Speaker 2: know you would come on here. I knet we would
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Speaker 2: come probably. I ain't no.
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Speaker 4: I thought even be like, no, I ain't fucking with
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Speaker 4: that because we just be over here talking ship like
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Speaker 4: we do you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: We don't let nobody go to bath room no more.
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Speaker 4: You just gotta hold it.
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Speaker 2: You just gotta hold it. Now. I wouldn't let nobody
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Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, but none other than the Larry
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Speaker 2: mister Gary.
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Speaker 4: On, No, No, we do that that, Yeah, we do that.
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Speaker 3: Trimps Crogus, Crogers, Joe Burrows exactly.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 4: You know black people, we love to make some ship plure.
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Speaker 4: Yeah you do, yeah, man, And then your ship is specific,
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Speaker 4: it's open. We know a lot of Owens.
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Speaker 3: We don't know now Owens, Jesse Owen, Canni can.
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Speaker 2: But that's we got.
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Speaker 3: Well, it's Clive Owen, the English actor. You know, you
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Speaker 3: know if you know, you've been in a lot of movies.
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Speaker 2: Uh stand steady, you've been in some other stuff to us.
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Speaker 2: Don't make you think I'd be watching since city. Hey man,
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Speaker 2: that's the only thing I can think of about.
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Speaker 3: Gary.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the trip, man, Thank you, how you been good?
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Speaker 2: I feel safe. You are safe. It was good here.
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Speaker 2: It's quarter fact around here. We got some of that ship.
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Speaker 3: I make sure I came during the day.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Antonio Bendetti's couch. We flipped that bitch over.
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Speaker 2: All the guns under that bitch.
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Speaker 3: It's exciting what you meant by that, it's all.
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Speaker 2: They're not just they're not just loose under that. It fitted.
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Speaker 2: I was like, damn to the bottom of that, over
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Speaker 2: to the door.
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Speaker 4: Then we just get to pulling out all kind of
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Speaker 4: yolks and stalks sprayed that do that you was in
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Speaker 4: the military for a long ass time six six years
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Speaker 4: Ye Navy.
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Speaker 2: And you said that's where you kind of like started
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Speaker 2: sucking with the jokes and ship.
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Speaker 3: I knew I want to be a comedian. I sai't
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Speaker 3: know how you did it.
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Speaker 4: That was my dilemma too, because I was from a
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Speaker 4: small lass down and wen't have no Yeah, we have
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Speaker 4: no entertainers for real, like other than like motherfuckers who
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Speaker 4: would go and play you know, music at like a
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Speaker 4: bar or some ship.
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Speaker 2: They were like the big stars.
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Speaker 3: Nobody came through.
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Speaker 4: Nobody came nobody only for people who came through. And
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Speaker 4: my my whole step there was like Morgan Freeman was
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Speaker 4: a regular. He owned a lot of ship in Mississippi.
6:51
Speaker 4: It's a cool story about him too that he actually
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Speaker 4: went to John didd to buy two of those big
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Speaker 4: ass tractors, like the big seven hundred thousand dollars tractors,
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Speaker 4: and he was just walking around and.
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Speaker 2: Nobody will help him.
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Speaker 4: So he went across the street and they and he
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Speaker 4: bought two of them and was like, fuck y'all, it
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Speaker 4: was John did and they whatever their competitor is, he
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Speaker 4: went over there and bought some ship.
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, whoever make tracks. It's the number two
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Speaker 2: and every.
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Speaker 3: Like what is the number two?
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Speaker 4: Don't know, but they read they John Dee is green
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Speaker 4: and these motherfuckers is read.
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Speaker 2: Okay, So that that was a cool. Uh.
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Speaker 4: But he was a regular because he's he's big into like,
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Speaker 4: you know, not the politics of Mississippi, but like the
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Speaker 4: representation and.
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Speaker 3: You know the they have like a blues bar.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he got some ship down there. I think he
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Speaker 4: from around Clarksdale Way. He from the depth of over
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Speaker 4: that way.
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Speaker 2: Where are you from? I'm from Oxford, the bog that's
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Speaker 2: Old miss.
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Speaker 3: That's where everything's eighteen months pur.
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Speaker 2: Something, right, Yeah, Archie Man.
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Speaker 3: It was speed Oxford, Ohio.
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Speaker 4: Speedland at Old Miss is eighteen to honor Archie Man, right,
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Speaker 4: Like around the campus it's just they changes.
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Speaker 1: Okay instead of twenty. Yeah okay, but if you go twenty,
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Speaker 1: they ain't.
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Speaker 2: But if you go thirty there you go thirty, they
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Speaker 2: on your ass. Yeah. Yeah, but like I said, he
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Speaker 2: was a regular around Oxford.
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Speaker 4: John Grisham, the author, the author from Yeah, Jurassic I
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Speaker 4: wouldn't know what he looks like.
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Speaker 2: Time to kill cool white dude, coolest fuck that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he used to let us have baseball practice in
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Speaker 4: his yard like all of when we were like because
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Speaker 4: he got a son.
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Speaker 2: That's my age.
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Speaker 4: He was in our class, so he got the big
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Speaker 4: ass all these acres and he would let us come
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Speaker 4: out and you know, play baseball at their house and shit.
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Speaker 2: And Charles Barkley came through randomly.
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Speaker 4: We were at school one day and Charles Barkley showed
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Speaker 4: up and gave these speeches to all the kids and
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Speaker 4: gave everybody a T shirt.
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Speaker 2: You can still see them t shirts around the Oh
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Speaker 2: Bennison when he started touring. He came through.
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Speaker 4: But we ain't really get a whole lot of people
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Speaker 4: through that. We get a lot of like white celebrities
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Speaker 4: like that one lady. You ever seen Chasing Amy? I
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Speaker 4: know the show, you know, the movie Chasing Amy.
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Speaker 1: What makes you think I would have seen Chasing because
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Speaker 1: I know you've.
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Speaker 4: Seen Look up the clerks, you know Clerks, Kevin Smith. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: that white girl with the funny boy. She live in Oxford.
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Speaker 4: Now yeah, she's late.
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Speaker 2: Uh she was Amy in the movie Chinese Finger Trip.
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Speaker 4: That's whom.
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Speaker 2: She live in.
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Speaker 3: Chasing Amy. Where's the cast her?
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Speaker 2: Yep?
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Speaker 4: Joey Lauren Adams, yep, Eli Manning lived in Oxford.
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Speaker 2: He went old.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was drunk as he liked them beers. So
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Speaker 4: you were saying comedy. You always knew that that was
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Speaker 4: gonna be a thing. Like how did you how did
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Speaker 4: you get started with it? Was it just like funny dude.
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Speaker 3: In the Yeah, class clown, most of noxious in high school?
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Speaker 3: I dig it upset because prom king, but they didn't
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Speaker 3: vote me most likely to be famous, and they voted
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Speaker 3: this guy named Chris Jones.
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Speaker 2: But the prom king ain't never the one who's like most.
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Speaker 3: Likely to be about class clown and most obnoxious.
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Speaker 2: So you felt like stacking these awards and you.
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Speaker 3: Got you like us going, I was really one of
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Speaker 3: the most likely to be famous, don't take all of them.
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Speaker 3: And then they went to this guy named Chris Jones.
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Speaker 3: He was going to Air Force Academy. So I remember
10:25
Speaker 3: I pulled him beside it like this. I was like, uh,
10:27
Speaker 3: you know, pops on famous when they wreck that up.
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Speaker 2: Still alive? He famous? Shout out Chris Jones. There go
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Speaker 2: right there.
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Speaker 3: I'm sure he watches.
10:44
Speaker 2: Man.
10:44
Speaker 4: You got the strangest relationship with the Breakfast Club. Why
10:48
Speaker 4: it's like every time you go on there, like they
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Speaker 4: give you ship. They make fun of everything you got
10:53
Speaker 4: going on. I can tell some of that shit be
10:55
Speaker 4: bothering you a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Noah, it's funny. All content.
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Speaker 3: I tell everybody all my beefs are fake on the internet.
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Speaker 3: I don't take none of it serious. Everything everything I
11:06
Speaker 3: say is just content. They come in because they make
11:09
Speaker 3: funy about the Netflix thing. Been told no so many
11:13
Speaker 3: times they tell you, they say, uh, are, it's our
11:19
Speaker 3: budget is done for the year.
11:21
Speaker 2: We gotta get it there.
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Speaker 3: It's always the same answer. It's like this, I only
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Speaker 3: think they're watching it. It's fine, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm like,
11:32
Speaker 3: the only thing I'm doing not now is waiting on them,
11:35
Speaker 3: because there's been two times they got me where they
11:37
Speaker 3: had me on waiting for like four or five months
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Speaker 3: on the answer and then they just say no, and
11:41
Speaker 3: I'm going.
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Speaker 2: Right, well, right, do you even give it?
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Speaker 3: Not anymore? They're in the beginning, like five six years ago,
11:49
Speaker 3: because it's almost like everybody was at the birthday party,
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Speaker 3: but you wouldn't invite it. You're after the war, Like yo,
11:54
Speaker 3: I'm happy for everybody gets them. I'm going, you know,
11:58
Speaker 3: is what it is. I gotta funny story about this.
12:00
Speaker 3: This guy okay, he's ever heard it. So twenty nineteen,
12:05
Speaker 3: de Marcus Cousins did a special Yeah Yeah Amazon, So
12:11
Speaker 3: he went up right before me, right, And I don't
12:14
Speaker 3: ever really watch anybody. I'm on them shows like that,
12:17
Speaker 3: stay in my dress room because I've seen comedians psyight
12:18
Speaker 3: themselves out if somebody's killing right. But you gotta go
12:22
Speaker 3: up five minutes before you go up because you're up next, right,
12:24
Speaker 3: So I go up and Carlos up there, he's killing him.
12:28
Speaker 3: My first joke was his last joke, and I went
12:33
Speaker 3: talking about fucking sweating Bloa. In Oakland, they always say
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Speaker 3: hella you, hella funny, you, Hella slow, you, Hella.
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Speaker 2: Good, he goes man.
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Speaker 3: You motherfuckers out here use hella for everything. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 3: no no no, that's my fucking here. And it was
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Speaker 3: it was so bad. That was gonna be my first joke.
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Speaker 3: You know, you guys in the bay, Hella means everything,
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Speaker 3: and it's like you had to be there. He didn't
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Speaker 3: take it from me. I saw me do it, so
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Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking like, oh, somebody told him. I was
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Speaker 3: like this, I go it's just one of the things.
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Speaker 3: Comedians thinking like, you got a reposition?
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Speaker 2: What fuck me?
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Speaker 3: Dude, especially only got like five ten minutes. I think
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Speaker 3: we got ten fifteen minutes on that show, and my
13:18
Speaker 3: shit was like, say it wrapped the bat open, hell
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Speaker 3: of funny, hella slow, and then I had a call
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Speaker 3: back at the end and I go, well, fuck the
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Speaker 3: beginning of ends fucked right now went They're like, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I just.
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Speaker 2: Got into it.
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Speaker 3: I figured I figured it out, but it took me
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Speaker 3: like two minutes. It was like a standing eight count.
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Speaker 3: I'm like and somebody said they look.
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Speaker 2: It out in real time. You figured it out on stage?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Because somebody said, was you nervous? I go, nah,
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Speaker 3: carlos Man, he said this hell of choke and they
13:48
Speaker 3: was like this because you was flying the first two minutes.
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Speaker 3: Was like trying to get that laugh.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 3: I was like this, but it wasn't knock on him.
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Speaker 3: There was just funny because I was going when I
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Speaker 3: saw it happy because you motherfuckers in Oakland man, you
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Speaker 3: said you hell, we got hell of girls, we got
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Speaker 3: hello weed. I was like this, Okay, there goes the
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Speaker 3: callback at the end, there goes the first joke.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, my big it happens.
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Speaker 3: Man, Fine, then you say some ship that got them on,
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Speaker 3: like they was on your ass.
14:23
Speaker 2: You said the wrong football team.
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Speaker 3: Is no, no, That's where I transitioned. I said, you
14:29
Speaker 3: got Raider fans of forty Niner fans the Raider. And
14:32
Speaker 3: as soon as I said that the Raiders just like Raiders,
14:37
Speaker 3: they wouldn't shut up, And I was just the joke
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Speaker 3: was you could die at a Raider game.
14:43
Speaker 2: You know, readers like.
14:45
Speaker 3: If you wear a frouncle Joe's the fucking stab you.
14:47
Speaker 3: I was like, it's fucking Tim Tebow, protected my christ
14:52
Speaker 3: and like a Nighter fans ain't gangster. And that's when
14:54
Speaker 3: they started booing in a fun way, well like like
14:58
Speaker 3: fucker we gangst to two, like why do you why
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Speaker 3: are you acting like that's a good thing?
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Speaker 2: Right right right?
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Speaker 3: You can't get stabbed in their stadiums next to six Flags.
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Speaker 2: I always stay away from teams because that ship is
15:09
Speaker 2: so touchy. It is fact. But we were in fucking
15:12
Speaker 2: Boston and DC was like, fuck the Patriots, all of
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Speaker 2: them was up there. I was like, why did you
15:18
Speaker 2: do that?
15:21
Speaker 3: I know because that's mostly white dudes on the Patriots.
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Speaker 2: When Brady was there, No, they weren't there. The other
15:27
Speaker 2: ones it was there.
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Speaker 3: Was about to d lin.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, but they know why. He said
15:32
Speaker 2: that you can't be from Atlanta and yeah they get it.
15:39
Speaker 2: They got all They would be crazy but bad.
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Speaker 3: Who's your jam Pittsburgh Smucker?
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Speaker 2: Here?
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Speaker 4: Man?
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Speaker 3: It still is man, I'm Bengals fan. You had a
15:48
Speaker 3: Browns fan, Cincinnati baby Joe Burrow.
15:51
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they have they ever been?
15:52
Speaker 3: They went to super Bow three years ago. What you're
15:54
Speaker 3: talking about?
15:54
Speaker 2: You mean when they didn't win?
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Speaker 3: I'm saying they went fu.
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Speaker 2: Does that mean? Man?
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Speaker 3: You dude?
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Speaker 2: What you hell? A negative? You right now? The Bengals?
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Speaker 2: You hella loyal?
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Speaker 1: Like?
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Speaker 2: What made what made you like that? I grew up there?
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Speaker 2: But that you they weapon been good in your lifetime?
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Speaker 2: Yeah they were.
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Speaker 3: They Boomer scized s Nicky Woods. That doesn't mean ship
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Speaker 3: the super Bowl twice when I was growing.
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Speaker 2: They keep going.
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Speaker 3: They got to win. They will bring me back next year.
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Speaker 2: They're not going bring back next Who plays for the Bengals.
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Speaker 3: Joe Burrow, Jamar Chase and Daggins White White.
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Speaker 2: Wool We that's not enough, motherfuck. He's winning.
16:34
Speaker 1: Man.
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Speaker 2: There's not enough people to win the super bunk that's whatever.
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Speaker 2: I don't like how y'all doing my cousin should do
16:41
Speaker 2: up there. I don't like this.
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Speaker 3: I don't get it's Ohio, that's the whole different team.
16:46
Speaker 3: You don't give the fuck. Oh my god, Georgia tech.
16:52
Speaker 2: Like I don't.
16:52
Speaker 3: I don't like how you motherfuckers did a j green.
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Speaker 3: I forgot Georgia yellow jacket.
16:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, but sh it's still somebody should make a call.
17:01
Speaker 2: This is bullshit. Watch what you talking about? The door, Yeah,
17:04
Speaker 2: because they let him play that first game. No, because
17:07
Speaker 2: they fucked and fucked all.
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Speaker 4: His money up and drafted them all late eating they
17:10
Speaker 4: knew he was better than was already rich Am, I'm
17:12
Speaker 4: giving a fucking fout there. You're gonna get to decide
17:15
Speaker 4: when a motherfucker go because they already got money. If
17:18
Speaker 4: you think about it, though, he treat him different because.
17:21
Speaker 2: He got ready and ship.
17:23
Speaker 3: It was really only like six teams that were passing
17:25
Speaker 3: on him, like most of the teams weren't terms five times.
17:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was like the sixth round, fifth, fiftieth, eighth.
17:35
Speaker 3: We didn't realize, you know, uh, Kansas City wasn't gonna
17:39
Speaker 3: take him.
17:40
Speaker 2: That was out of the question.
17:41
Speaker 3: So when they passed, it's not really passing quarterback. They
17:43
Speaker 3: don't need a quarterback, right, They're acting like the whole
17:45
Speaker 3: NFL passing, But really it was five teams that needed
17:47
Speaker 3: a quarterback, So it really wasn't like thirty two teams
17:50
Speaker 3: passed on him. It was like the five you know
17:53
Speaker 3: what I mean.
17:54
Speaker 2: It's fine.
17:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, folks watching the suppos was watching deep into the
18:00
Speaker 1: I was like the woman to smoke some weed.
18:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need calm down.
18:04
Speaker 2: No, I was. I was because I know you didn't
18:06
Speaker 2: smoke weed like this.
18:08
Speaker 3: You need to bring it down a little bit.
18:10
Speaker 4: You're right, Yeah, I just know you didn't Mississippi slow paced, cool,
18:15
Speaker 4: But I don't understand why you don't smoke weed.
18:17
Speaker 2: You a comedian.
18:19
Speaker 3: I tried it a couple of times. Just hurt my throat.
18:27
Speaker 3: I set myself up for that. Man, Man, I got
18:34
Speaker 3: damn because that's something hurting your throat. That's raspy hurting
18:40
Speaker 3: when you secured your sexuality.
18:42
Speaker 2: And you know, if you don't go that way, you
18:44
Speaker 2: could say something like that.
18:46
Speaker 4: You stared to say my next brother, and man, you know,
18:50
Speaker 4: I do a lot of research and ship and I
18:52
Speaker 4: heard sir.
18:54
Speaker 2: You say that the motherfucker you had opening for you
18:57
Speaker 2: did some dirty ship and told on you.
18:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thirty monthfucker. You can see him at a
19:04
Speaker 3: coffee shop near you.
19:05
Speaker 2: Damn, I don't even know who it is.
19:07
Speaker 3: That's my point.
19:07
Speaker 2: You never will, that's the opener.
19:12
Speaker 3: So when I got when I got divorced, we was
19:18
Speaker 3: a mediation and my ex we're pretty pretty cordial. And
19:23
Speaker 3: she just goes, Gary, I know about some of the girls,
19:26
Speaker 3: and she was wrong about ninety percent, but ten percent
19:29
Speaker 3: she was right right, not that there was one hundred,
19:32
Speaker 3: just a percentage percentage wise. She named off this name.
19:35
Speaker 3: She goes, I know about Boom, and I went, wait
19:39
Speaker 3: a minute, there was only one motherfucker on the planet
19:42
Speaker 3: and knew about her. And then he told her that
19:46
Speaker 3: he got fired because I found out he was sleeping
19:50
Speaker 3: with this girl behind my back. I didn't know he
19:53
Speaker 3: was sleeping with her either, So not only did he
19:55
Speaker 3: tell on me, he was when I fired him, he
19:58
Speaker 3: was for you on stage.
20:00
Speaker 2: And with this whole Yeah, damn, that's crazy, and we.
20:04
Speaker 3: Knew, we listened. I want to know pretense. I was
20:07
Speaker 3: the only one with her. Everybody she was, she was,
20:09
Speaker 3: she was cool like that. She was she was good people,
20:13
Speaker 3: she was friendly. But I'm like, but one, are you
20:17
Speaker 3: going behind my back?
20:19
Speaker 2: I say, sopranos, you die for that ship. So he
20:22
Speaker 2: went behind your baby twice.
20:24
Speaker 3: That was why I didn't kill him. I killed his career, dame,
20:30
Speaker 3: so he'll never blow up ever.
20:34
Speaker 2: Damn. I was older. The second he gets a little, he.
20:39
Speaker 3: Come out.
20:39
Speaker 2: Damn, Jared, that's fun doing like camera. That was a
20:44
Speaker 2: good idea.
20:46
Speaker 3: I'm not paying him seventy fived.
20:47
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's so fucking lame man, lame to
20:53
Speaker 2: like so tell you that was my boy. Yeah.
20:57
Speaker 3: I let him go in twenty eighteen. She got as
21:00
Speaker 3: a divorce happened in two thousand and twenty one.
21:03
Speaker 2: It started start talking to you on Instagram. That ship
21:06
Speaker 2: was said, I was all right, you know what I'm saying.
21:08
Speaker 2: Like when you was like rebuilding the relationship with your
21:10
Speaker 2: kids and ship that said, okay, thanks. I was like, damn,
21:14
Speaker 2: let's talk. Let's talk about foot again. I like how
21:19
Speaker 2: what sport ended up going? You get what I'm saying.
21:21
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, we rebuilding, We're back talking. And I
21:25
Speaker 2: was like that last one was heavy when I saw
21:28
Speaker 2: you when you went to the graduation or some shit.
21:30
Speaker 2: He was like, chill, see my baby.
21:33
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my daughter, Yeah, but I ain't gonna go
21:35
Speaker 3: over there.
21:35
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, I respectful.
21:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, she graduated from A and T and I went.
21:41
Speaker 2: And then they was like, but you did something that
21:43
Speaker 2: you don't see.
21:43
Speaker 4: A lot of men do though, Like you never gave up,
21:46
Speaker 4: like you kept pursuing, like you kept being there.
21:49
Speaker 2: Even when you weren't there the way you wanted to be.
21:52
Speaker 4: It still meant a lot that Like later on down
21:55
Speaker 4: the lot in the grass scheme of things, ye.
21:57
Speaker 2: You still's go yeah, y'all.
22:00
Speaker 3: I think, well, it's also you got to tell men
22:03
Speaker 3: to like when you get a divorce, you know, don't
22:07
Speaker 3: lash out on the baby mama because the kids see that.
22:11
Speaker 3: You can't lash out. And behind closed doors when you're
22:14
Speaker 3: with your close friends and then you can drop whatever
22:16
Speaker 3: you want. But on social media, it's like now when
22:20
Speaker 3: you know what I learned through all that was like
22:25
Speaker 3: the Internet is not real life. When when I say
22:30
Speaker 3: I was locked up at the Four Seasons in Baltimore
22:33
Speaker 3: for two weeks, I was under Mohammed Shabbaz because the
22:37
Speaker 3: processor was trying to serve me. So I was hiding, right,
22:40
Speaker 3: and they knew. They knew I was lying because when
22:44
Speaker 3: I ordered breakfast, I get bacon and eggs. I like, what, mohamma,
22:53
Speaker 3: you know I'm two weeks, I'm in the I'm in
22:55
Speaker 3: the hotel. I'm all I'm doing is reading. Every couple
22:59
Speaker 3: of days, a new blow all comes out. Everybody knows
23:01
Speaker 3: why we're getting the worries, getting dragged by everybody.
23:05
Speaker 2: And then as a man, you don't get to tell
23:06
Speaker 2: yo sad. You just kind of get it take it.
23:08
Speaker 3: Yeah. But the first show in Baltimore, I'm gonna say you,
23:12
Speaker 3: about forty five minutes, I ain't lying. I got on
23:14
Speaker 3: stage like, how are these people are going to react
23:16
Speaker 3: to me? And then it was nothing but love. And
23:18
Speaker 3: then about forty five minutes in this lady in the
23:20
Speaker 3: back just shlled I love your little cheating ass. I go,
23:24
Speaker 3: you don't know how bad I hear that. Right now,
23:28
Speaker 3: it just hit me, like the hardcore fans and the
23:30
Speaker 3: people that really fuck with you just and you guys
23:32
Speaker 3: know on the internet people dragging you, but you never
23:36
Speaker 3: see in real life.
23:37
Speaker 2: They don't never see people who do that. They don't
23:40
Speaker 2: buy tickets to shot that part. They don't leave out
23:43
Speaker 2: the house.
23:46
Speaker 3: I got to tell my guys. Now, I got my
23:48
Speaker 3: guys that are on the road with me, and they'll
23:49
Speaker 3: get all flustered with a comment or a post. I go, dude,
23:55
Speaker 3: worry about the people that come see you live. If
23:57
Speaker 3: somebody comes to you live, it makes a comment like
24:00
Speaker 3: send you a message like I enjoy this, didn't enjoy this?
24:03
Speaker 3: You paid to see me. I'll have a back and forth.
24:06
Speaker 3: I've had a lot of back and forth with fans,
24:09
Speaker 3: and then it turns into something positive at the end,
24:11
Speaker 3: like well, you know, I'm still gonna come see you.
24:12
Speaker 3: Nothing like that joke, you know what I mean? But
24:15
Speaker 3: they paid to see me. If he was going off
24:17
Speaker 3: something you saw the internet because you respond.
24:20
Speaker 1: To him, and that's all they wanted was the response.
24:22
Speaker 1: They'll back down the media if you was gonna say
24:27
Speaker 1: anything like bro.
24:29
Speaker 2: But the Baltimore Comedy Factory, that's a rough ass room.
24:32
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorites. What do they do.
24:35
Speaker 4: They usually fight on your weekend because you know they're
24:38
Speaker 4: gonna have at least one fight.
24:40
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't have that.
24:41
Speaker 2: I have at least one I think I got.
24:43
Speaker 3: I must have the uncles of the people going to your.
24:46
Speaker 2: Do a three show Saturday.
24:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, that second show, that's what all the fighters be
24:51
Speaker 4: really hell yeah, I know.
24:53
Speaker 3: I'm getting older because my third shows at four.
24:57
Speaker 2: When they say you want to.
24:58
Speaker 3: Add, I'm adding I hate down the show facts. Every
25:04
Speaker 3: time I had shows down, they're like four o'clock. I'm
25:06
Speaker 3: what happened the midnight sigal No, no, no, your fans
25:09
Speaker 3: aren't awakening. Yeah, so I prefer the at four o'clock show. Now,
25:13
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, I'm still back in my room.
25:16
Speaker 1: I mean, you know that midnight show on three notes,
25:18
Speaker 1: like that ship is on your ass, like you feel
25:21
Speaker 1: all of them first two shows.
25:23
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I was. I wanted to ask you this.
25:25
Speaker 4: I know you've been playing most like all black rooms forever.
25:29
Speaker 4: You ever play all white rooms and be like, what
25:33
Speaker 4: the fuck is going on? Nah?
25:35
Speaker 3: There was all white Yeah, all the time there.
25:38
Speaker 4: Was around out you're a single agent. You got a
25:42
Speaker 4: white little bit a little bit. I thought you just
25:45
Speaker 4: being the hood ship around. Let me find out you
25:48
Speaker 4: a mainstream.
25:53
Speaker 1: If myself, They come right for your fun right after
25:58
Speaker 1: that brogan.
25:59
Speaker 3: No, I do I do remember when I first started
26:03
Speaker 3: doing stand up. I was doing all the quote unquote
26:06
Speaker 3: black nights in LA. So that's Fat Tuesday, mo Bed
26:10
Speaker 3: of Mondays, Chalking Sundays, and even on the weekends, I
26:14
Speaker 3: was doing like Mavericks Flat and and all the places
26:17
Speaker 3: and comptons, so to speak. So I do remember when
26:21
Speaker 3: I started getting more white people at my shows, I go, oh, ship,
26:24
Speaker 3: my act I gotta I gotta work this so everybody
26:27
Speaker 3: gets my jokes.
26:28
Speaker 2: I can't work for you personally.
26:31
Speaker 3: Now it doesn't matter. Now it doesn't man. And in
26:34
Speaker 3: the beginning, you know, a lot of my actors is
26:37
Speaker 3: trying to You're just trying to get women, so like
26:40
Speaker 3: how peopleful black women are. So it's like, you know
26:42
Speaker 3: what I mean, just trying to get something after the show,
26:45
Speaker 3: hopefully right right, dance to something little child.
26:50
Speaker 2: Say no, no, no, no no. You see, I was
26:54
Speaker 2: my jail today. I just did that years three minutes.
27:10
Speaker 3: When I came out to Desey Child. The women loved it,
27:13
Speaker 3: and I was not a threat to the men anymore.
27:15
Speaker 2: Like yeah, dance the whole dance the whole thing.
27:21
Speaker 4: But what was your experience like hosting comic view, because
27:24
Speaker 4: that's totally different pace of just like doing the weekend
27:27
Speaker 4: or doing the night bro.
27:28
Speaker 3: You you were the host, Well, you know when I hosted.
27:33
Speaker 3: The year before I hosted, it was the contest. They
27:36
Speaker 3: only had like thirty of us. Maybe they only accepted
27:39
Speaker 3: thirty comics. There was three in episode, and you would
27:43
Speaker 3: win your episode and you moved on to the next round.
27:45
Speaker 3: It's just the stars lined up like I kept winning
27:48
Speaker 3: my rounds. You win four rounds, then you get a
27:50
Speaker 3: half hour special. It was an hour special, but you
27:54
Speaker 3: only had to do forty two minutes because there was
27:55
Speaker 3: a lot of commercials dance, so it really was forty
27:58
Speaker 3: two minutes you filmed it. So when I became the
28:02
Speaker 3: host is when they opened it up. No longer a contest,
28:05
Speaker 3: and that's because death Jam went away. So death Jam
28:09
Speaker 3: was the longer round. So it made comic few different
28:11
Speaker 3: than deaf Jam was. Comedy was a contest. Death Jam
28:14
Speaker 3: was just a showcase. Deaf Jam goes away, Comedy's like, oh,
28:17
Speaker 3: we can be the showcase now, and that's when they
28:19
Speaker 3: opened up like three hundred comics. So the year I hosted,
28:23
Speaker 3: Oh my God, like you look back and granted there
28:26
Speaker 3: was two hundred and eighty five comeds. You never heard
28:28
Speaker 3: of but Epps. Yeah, Kat Williams, Monique, everybody was on
28:34
Speaker 3: that season, that d Ray, everybody was coming on that
28:37
Speaker 3: year that we didn't know they was going to be
28:39
Speaker 3: who they are, you know what I mean. It was wild,
28:41
Speaker 3: but they were just honestly, it was just like I
28:44
Speaker 3: would just go up there with Ronaldo Ray.
28:47
Speaker 2: That's a legend, man.
28:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have so much fun.
28:49
Speaker 2: I'm so glad we got to meet Ronaldo the Unris
28:55
Speaker 2: the weekend when it was on Marietta Street. You remember.
29:01
Speaker 4: He said all the comics around and he bought everybody
29:03
Speaker 4: drinks and he just told us all these old ass
29:05
Speaker 4: stories and it was just one of the coolest thing
29:08
Speaker 4: because it didn't have to you know what.
29:10
Speaker 2: He would take me.
29:11
Speaker 3: We would get done film and comic view and he'd
29:13
Speaker 3: take me to like like some training day ship. We
29:17
Speaker 3: show up at some building in l a that had
29:19
Speaker 3: a gate and like he hit a buzzer in the morning,
29:22
Speaker 3: gate open. You came back and then you go back
29:24
Speaker 3: there and it was like Dolomite Richard where we at
29:34
Speaker 3: some young girls. Everybody had champagne blessed old repers, yeah,
29:41
Speaker 3: stand out, and then he crossed his legs and they
29:44
Speaker 3: were like, this is my young dude.
29:46
Speaker 2: Man.
29:46
Speaker 3: We had that TV show together, Come on down Riches.
29:50
Speaker 2: You know.
29:50
Speaker 3: I just like, I didn't say ship. I would just
29:53
Speaker 3: sponge on the wall.
29:54
Speaker 2: I was like that, you know what I mean.
29:56
Speaker 3: And it's the good thing about something like when all
29:58
Speaker 3: those stuff, their stories were true, they weren't.
30:01
Speaker 2: Lying, you know. Okay.
30:03
Speaker 3: The last time I worked with him was at the
30:06
Speaker 3: Emerald Queen Casino in Tacoma, Washington, and he fell off
30:11
Speaker 3: the stage. I'll never forget it. The Indians there was like,
30:16
Speaker 3: you can't drink. Well, we're not only drinks every show, right,
30:19
Speaker 3: He drinks his champagne on stage, so he drunk the champagne,
30:23
Speaker 3: drank too much. He was telling a joke, bro, and
30:27
Speaker 3: just fell. He rolled back up, finished the joke.
30:34
Speaker 2: Champagne never spilled.
30:39
Speaker 4: You just saw a glass up and then he rolled
30:42
Speaker 4: back up and went.
30:43
Speaker 2: And then I told that are not kidding, can't roll
30:54
Speaker 2: back up? And I told that there.
31:00
Speaker 3: Was my last time talking to him.
31:01
Speaker 2: I said those stories because Richard, he saw.
31:06
Speaker 3: That was the last time I talked to him. I
31:07
Speaker 3: think he saw he knew something to clearly that I didn't,
31:11
Speaker 3: because he was reminiscent about all his contemporaries had passed away.
31:14
Speaker 3: Remember we got something to eat for the show, and
31:17
Speaker 3: he was talking about Red Fox and I was the
31:19
Speaker 3: meetings and he was like, he's like, yeah, I'm the
31:21
Speaker 3: only one left. Everybody gone. Man. It was almost like
31:25
Speaker 3: he was coming to grips, like, I don't have much time.
31:27
Speaker 3: But I think he passed away probably two years three
31:31
Speaker 3: years later. Yeah, very surely after that because he was
31:33
Speaker 3: sick for a while. I think he had a stroke. Yeah,
31:36
Speaker 3: he was kind of down.
31:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
31:37
Speaker 4: Red Fox was definitely his guy, because that's the drinks
31:40
Speaker 4: that he bought everybody.
31:41
Speaker 2: He made everybody drink Grandma Yer and orange juice is
31:45
Speaker 2: what we used to drink. That was in LA That
31:47
Speaker 2: was in Atlanta, Atlanta.
31:53
Speaker 4: I heard you say somewhere that you got to You
31:56
Speaker 4: was performing one night and you ain't know Richard Pride
31:58
Speaker 4: was in the crowd.
31:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, we knew he was.
32:02
Speaker 2: He was sick.
32:03
Speaker 3: This is before the Kings of Comedy, so this is
32:04
Speaker 3: probably ninety eight and uh right. They had a comics
32:08
Speaker 3: store and they said Richard's coming, and I was like,
32:10
Speaker 3: and everybody was, you know, he said on his booth,
32:14
Speaker 3: had his two people with him, and they told all
32:16
Speaker 3: the comics, no pictures, don't go up to him. He
32:20
Speaker 3: just wants to sit and watch the show. And so
32:22
Speaker 3: all right, I get off stage. One of Richard's guys
32:25
Speaker 3: going and said, Richard wants to meet you, and I
32:27
Speaker 3: was like, all right, so I go sit down, and
32:31
Speaker 3: two things happened that was funny. One he asked to
32:36
Speaker 3: get a picture with me, and I was like, all right,
32:38
Speaker 3: I said, well can I can I get my camera
32:41
Speaker 3: so I can remember it, this before iPhones and all
32:43
Speaker 3: that shit, right right, and I'll.
32:45
Speaker 2: Be right back.
32:46
Speaker 3: I run to my truck because I had like the
32:48
Speaker 3: yellow right in La. You don't even know who you
32:52
Speaker 3: gonna be, and I'm young in the game. I come
32:55
Speaker 3: back with my camera. That fucking security guard lifted me up.
32:59
Speaker 3: We said, no pictures, I go, he asked me, and
33:05
Speaker 3: Richard was so soft, and he goes, it's why you know.
33:08
Speaker 3: He was sick, but he was still coherent, and then
33:10
Speaker 3: he whispered in my ear. He goes, you're funny. He goes,
33:14
Speaker 3: don't ever change, and I was like, I was like
33:17
Speaker 3: the last dragon, like the gold over. I'm like the
33:19
Speaker 3: blow right, Yeah, why am I watching Oprah?
33:24
Speaker 2: Two?
33:24
Speaker 3: Three years later, Monique's on Oprah and Oprah goes, when
33:29
Speaker 3: did you know, Monique?
33:30
Speaker 2: When did you know you have it?
33:31
Speaker 3: She goes, well, I had a show and Richard Prior
33:35
Speaker 3: was in the audience, and after the show, Richard pulled
33:38
Speaker 3: me aside and whisper it in my ear.
33:39
Speaker 2: Don't change, don't have a change. I go, what's this?
33:45
Speaker 3: So you got some whack comedians? That's like, I'm not
33:47
Speaker 3: gonna change.
33:48
Speaker 4: Richard told me, I'm not saying that Monique is one
33:53
Speaker 4: of No. No, I'm not saying you do not have
33:55
Speaker 4: the Internet in it.
33:55
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I told her story before, but I'm not
33:57
Speaker 2: like this.
33:58
Speaker 3: I was going, I'm sing her watching Oprah.
33:59
Speaker 2: Got No.
34:00
Speaker 3: It's kind of like when you was on stage in Oakland.
34:02
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, beause at that point I
34:04
Speaker 3: was like this, that's my open shuit. I'm saving it for.
34:09
Speaker 2: Change everybody. Yeah, crazy though that might be. I just
34:13
Speaker 2: wanted to never funk over the next commedian.
34:15
Speaker 3: You know, he could have just told me Aboutique that too,
34:17
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
34:18
Speaker 2: It could have been just.
34:20
Speaker 4: Remember we were the last two to show up at Oakland.
34:22
Speaker 4: We had that long ass being rad.
34:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you were tired, I said, I talk
34:26
Speaker 3: on my podcast. I go the comedians don't realize other
34:31
Speaker 3: comedians could be tired because I was on ten because
34:34
Speaker 3: I lived there, so I wasn't tired. He got off
34:37
Speaker 3: the plane. I think he went to sound check and
34:38
Speaker 3: you was checked out. You know that's want to go
34:40
Speaker 3: to the room.
34:40
Speaker 2: Doing the sound check. It's kind of hard, could it be?
34:44
Speaker 2: It's either up or down? Usually up? Facts not fucking
34:49
Speaker 2: showing up at two thirty. Good the fucking soundcheck. I
34:51
Speaker 2: sound the same way everywhere I go. Yeah, that was
34:54
Speaker 2: a parent.
34:54
Speaker 3: You don't want to be there.
34:58
Speaker 2: Because I don't want to go.
35:01
Speaker 3: I'm trying to have a conversation with Carlos and every
35:03
Speaker 3: answer is like yeah, nah, where are you coming from
35:09
Speaker 3: another state?
35:11
Speaker 2: I was, you know, how did you get here?
35:16
Speaker 3: It's like that, all right, we don't see tonight. But
35:19
Speaker 3: he was tired talking on my podcast, and I talked
35:22
Speaker 3: about said, man, sometimes comedians we can get in our
35:24
Speaker 3: own heads because it's like, hey, what the funk out
35:26
Speaker 3: of the Carlos Like, That's what I'm saying. But it's funny.
35:31
Speaker 3: That's why I like podcasts, especially because I do a
35:33
Speaker 3: lot of them. By myself, like you will have a
35:35
Speaker 3: self therapy session because I sat there and realized, oh,
35:39
Speaker 3: he didn't do nothing because he was just tired from
35:41
Speaker 3: the flight. But there's some comedians that some people be like, man,
35:45
Speaker 3: I don't like Carlos, I don't give.
35:48
Speaker 2: Quiet.
35:50
Speaker 3: I don't like them mind his.
35:51
Speaker 2: Own business man.
35:56
Speaker 1: And then there's some people you meet and you like, oh, man,
35:59
Speaker 1: hes dolphins, and then you talking to somebody else and
36:03
Speaker 1: he's like, no, that's how they are, and then you like,
36:06
Speaker 1: and then you get around them another time you're like, oh,
36:08
Speaker 1: they not staying office. They just stay in the same
36:10
Speaker 1: spot and they're not finna do a lot of Yeah.
36:13
Speaker 2: What about this.
36:13
Speaker 3: You'll forget this.
36:14
Speaker 2: Some motherfuckers don't light up to some white women. Get
36:16
Speaker 2: in the room.
36:17
Speaker 3: I'm about to say, you did.
36:19
Speaker 2: Just get around niggas.
36:20
Speaker 3: Get Let me take the funniest one of my dudes
36:30
Speaker 3: be on the road with me. Right, I'll never forget.
36:32
Speaker 3: We was in Oklahoma City. This motherfucker is late for everything.
36:38
Speaker 3: He was late today to get me here. Right, He's
36:42
Speaker 3: always late. We was in Oklahoma City and these two
36:45
Speaker 3: white girls at the bar and then he goes, this
36:48
Speaker 3: had to be fifteen years ago. He was like, I
36:50
Speaker 3: don't know how they got my info. But the one
36:53
Speaker 3: girl calls and she goes, are you guys at the
36:55
Speaker 3: car on there at? And I was like, yeah, she's I.
36:57
Speaker 4: Can't run away.
36:58
Speaker 3: Why does she called me? I think he used my
37:00
Speaker 3: phone or something.
37:02
Speaker 2: So I called him.
37:02
Speaker 3: I said, hey, that white girl's coming with her friends
37:05
Speaker 3: to the to the hotel. I gotta let him in
37:08
Speaker 3: the lobby because one of them. You gotta let him in.
37:10
Speaker 2: He goes, all right.
37:11
Speaker 3: This motherfucker was like on the twentieth floor. I was
37:13
Speaker 3: on the tenth I hung up, walked out of my room,
37:16
Speaker 3: win the elevator. When that should opened up, he was
37:18
Speaker 3: on it. I go punctual, I said, how did you
37:23
Speaker 3: get to the elevator? He was just sitting there like
37:25
Speaker 3: this drafted though hat cock.
37:29
Speaker 4: I'm like, I see what it is. That shit happened
37:36
Speaker 4: hard court gangster ass rapper bro. We go out to
37:40
Speaker 4: the ball with him.
37:42
Speaker 2: I don't know what the blackt We ended up being
37:46
Speaker 2: now only three black dudes in the club. This motherfucker
37:50
Speaker 2: whole gangster.
37:51
Speaker 4: Now I look up this motherfucker asking the white girls
37:55
Speaker 4: do get some jagger bombs.
37:56
Speaker 3: I'm like, what.
38:01
Speaker 2: A high school old man whiskey butter jager ball Yer.
38:11
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
38:12
Speaker 4: The crazy thing is Yer ain't even real liquor that
38:16
Speaker 4: it ain't even liquid like liquor.
38:18
Speaker 2: That ship like Miltler or some ship.
38:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't understand the appeal to that jager man here.
38:25
Speaker 4: You ever had who was like, who would you say
38:29
Speaker 4: would be your biggest hater for you being a white dude?
38:32
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's black. Do you have somebody who
38:35
Speaker 2: just hated on you for that?
38:38
Speaker 3: You're talking about? Stand up or in life?
38:40
Speaker 4: Just stand up on the comedy side, because you know,
38:42
Speaker 4: comedy beef is way different.
38:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. This seems like you could catch
38:45
Speaker 2: it from.
38:46
Speaker 3: Both sides though, White going on man like, I don't
38:50
Speaker 3: even know that dude, like left Field on solicited. Yeah,
38:54
Speaker 3: there was a there's one guy named Joe DeRosa.
38:58
Speaker 2: You ain't got the name him.
38:59
Speaker 3: Well, fine, he's gonna name me.
39:02
Speaker 2: I can name him. Yeah, I really don't know what
39:04
Speaker 2: I did this dude.
39:04
Speaker 3: He went on the podcast. He goes and that Gary Owen,
39:07
Speaker 3: you know, he dos the Black ship and if he
39:12
Speaker 3: acts like I know black women and I know black people.
39:15
Speaker 3: He goes and he done it. Where did this come from?
39:19
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever met this man.
39:21
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know where he came from.
39:23
Speaker 3: But I was like, all right, I see him out
39:24
Speaker 3: there now like an algorithm. Sometimes on different podcasts stand up,
39:28
Speaker 3: so it'd be good to like talk to him, like, hey,
39:30
Speaker 3: what I do? I had to do something to him.
39:33
Speaker 3: I don't know if he featured for me and I
39:35
Speaker 3: was cold that day, I have no idea, but the
39:39
Speaker 3: way he did on that.
39:39
Speaker 2: Podcast, what if he took a black girlfriend that he
39:42
Speaker 2: had who could have that's true?
39:47
Speaker 3: Maybe?
39:47
Speaker 1: I'm like, you never know, man, Sometimes these motherfuckers hate
39:50
Speaker 1: you because you were minding them.
39:51
Speaker 2: Was somebody that you know what I'm saying, like funny,
39:54
Speaker 2: I ain't do that.
39:55
Speaker 3: Think about that like this, huh, it could be it.
40:00
Speaker 2: You have to be careful him. That's what we do.
40:02
Speaker 2: Get you a quick look. Yeah, you won't even have
40:04
Speaker 2: you got to be around it.
40:06
Speaker 3: I'm starting to get second hand smoke. Hat you gonna
40:08
Speaker 3: lie you guys?
40:09
Speaker 2: Any yeahs now, we're good.
40:12
Speaker 3: You gotta go in the mine anyways.
40:14
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got bro got the new ship, the
40:18
Speaker 2: new special.
40:19
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's on YouTube.
40:20
Speaker 2: Let's go Okay, it's called no s Yeah, I say,
40:23
Speaker 2: you've been doing the crowd work, so you've been working
40:25
Speaker 2: the audience.
40:25
Speaker 3: Well here's the thing. I think we've all done crowd work, right,
40:31
Speaker 3: But I just finally bit the bullet and said, I
40:34
Speaker 3: got a full time camera guy now always, but man,
40:37
Speaker 3: I got a full time editor, and we just filmed
40:40
Speaker 3: the shows. And sometimes it looks like crowd work, but
40:43
Speaker 3: it's really not. Like the one that hit last moneth
40:45
Speaker 3: the paper straws on where the guy security guy was
40:49
Speaker 3: there and I was entotaining like four people at the
40:51
Speaker 3: Baltimore County Fact that was back in February. That wasn't
40:54
Speaker 3: a sad crowd work. I got interrupted like they were
40:57
Speaker 3: had such a heated discussion. I go, what's going on
40:59
Speaker 3: right now?
41:00
Speaker 2: I service?
41:00
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like I was up there about to
41:02
Speaker 3: do CrowdWork. But that's where it comes from. You There
41:04
Speaker 3: is CrowdWork. But it's also like things just happen, you know,
41:07
Speaker 3: on stage, you get your audience fights. Yeah, mine just straws.
41:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, because my audience, so argument would turn to a fight.
41:17
Speaker 4: Sometimes they get so excited and they get fucked up
41:21
Speaker 4: too fast, like they be they be fucked up like
41:25
Speaker 4: earlier that day they had smoked like three blunts.
41:27
Speaker 2: They done drunk like a whole Don Julio.
41:30
Speaker 4: Now they had the show fucked up way earlier then
41:34
Speaker 4: they usually be fucked up. And that's you know, like
41:37
Speaker 4: kids get sleepy, they need a nap. Same thing happening
41:40
Speaker 4: with grown people. As opposed to saying hey I need
41:42
Speaker 4: to lay down, I'm cranky, they just start.
41:46
Speaker 3: As ship So I'm gonna say that next time if
41:49
Speaker 3: there is a time when somebody starts to fighting my shown,
41:51
Speaker 3: but hey, this ain't no Carlos Miller show y'all doing
41:54
Speaker 3: right now?
41:55
Speaker 2: That's crazy you hello whip.
41:58
Speaker 4: And then when they don't, I'm man y'all acting like Gary,
42:03
Speaker 4: we don't talking it out.
42:04
Speaker 2: Gary Owen's in there, man, y'all, not some ship up.
42:16
Speaker 3: The latest specials on YouTube is called No s. We
42:19
Speaker 3: just went over a million.
42:21
Speaker 1: People come on many especially when they tried to say
42:26
Speaker 1: it was all short and for and stuff. They tried
42:28
Speaker 1: to make us think comedy was gonna die, but just
42:30
Speaker 1: trying to make it seem like, bro, you ain't you bro.
42:33
Speaker 1: We give you your we give you your flowers all
42:35
Speaker 1: the time.
42:36
Speaker 4: You're cold on that mic man, I appreciate that. For
42:39
Speaker 4: you to really be that humble and it not be
42:41
Speaker 4: an actor is crazy. Man, our ain't shipped to you.
42:45
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
42:45
Speaker 4: You ripped all the stages, man, and all very consistent
42:51
Speaker 4: with the work. Yeah, I appreciate it.
42:52
Speaker 1: Only Comic View comedian is my grandma used to let
42:55
Speaker 1: me watch Comic View with us. So it's like a
42:57
Speaker 1: special place for the hosts and stuff, because, yeah, you
43:01
Speaker 1: might have been the one white.
43:02
Speaker 2: Person you with.
43:04
Speaker 3: I think I'm the only white on air personality ever.
43:08
Speaker 3: Like I had the reality show on BT. Then I
43:10
Speaker 3: got those con view people like you're the people always
43:13
Speaker 3: say like you're the first white hose congre. I said, well,
43:15
Speaker 3: I was only white house the comed View. And then
43:18
Speaker 3: it's funny I go out like eight nine years ago
43:19
Speaker 3: to picture reality show and b T bought it in
43:22
Speaker 3: the room. And then I was like, dang, all the
43:25
Speaker 3: all the networks.
43:26
Speaker 2: She went to what the fuck you was about to
43:29
Speaker 2: say about network? Got that rule.
43:51
Speaker 3: Right here?
43:51
Speaker 2: This is not what you threw it away? Like edit this,
43:56
Speaker 2: edit all this.
43:59
Speaker 3: This didn't happen.
43:59
Speaker 2: I got, I promise you for like a second, what
44:05
Speaker 2: the oh clink that ship up here.
44:09
Speaker 3: Networks, networks with a lot of networks. The bet a
44:14
Speaker 3: lot of networks.
44:15
Speaker 2: Going on this.
44:18
Speaker 3: It's kind of like we're right now.
44:21
Speaker 2: It's a network. Yeah, it's a neighbwork I've never heard
44:25
Speaker 2: and man, Trump got everybody on edge.
44:31
Speaker 3: I got to bounce, guys. Yeah show, this is a
44:34
Speaker 3: mini but mighty show.
44:35
Speaker 2: I'm glad I got to do it.
44:36
Speaker 3: I'm glad you guys came in on your day off.
44:37
Speaker 2: You mad that the episode ain't longer. You blame Atlanta traffic.
44:41
Speaker 2: It's all my fault and that's me A fucking hour
44:44
Speaker 2: to get here in traffic.
44:46
Speaker 3: How long have you lived in Atlanta?
44:49
Speaker 2: That's why we don't That's.
44:50
Speaker 3: Why we don't shoot.
44:51
Speaker 2: And you're doing that twenty years like the traffic just
44:55
Speaker 2: hit it away.
44:56
Speaker 4: But every time we have to shoot early, I always
45:00
Speaker 4: get fucked because I gotta come from all the way
45:02
Speaker 4: on the other side to this side.
45:05
Speaker 2: It was already far.
45:06
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what I told the first time
45:08
Speaker 3: went to London and I had the opener that was,
45:13
Speaker 3: did the bitch move on me? And I had this
45:16
Speaker 3: thing the same guy that the same guy that likes
45:20
Speaker 3: white girls in Okahoma City was there. They got the
45:23
Speaker 3: London night before me. It's about an eight hour flight
45:26
Speaker 3: from Cincinnati to London. They're out partying because the time changed.
45:30
Speaker 3: I said, I'm about to take off. I said, listen,
45:31
Speaker 3: have fun tonight party. What we're gonna do? I said,
45:34
Speaker 3: my flight lands is six. One of you need to
45:36
Speaker 3: be at the airport when I get there. I've never
45:38
Speaker 3: been a lot of and I'm keep on paying for
45:40
Speaker 3: the trip, right.
45:41
Speaker 2: So I was like this one, do you just be there?
45:44
Speaker 2: Both of them?
45:45
Speaker 3: Neither of them was there. I'm talking. It got about noon.
45:48
Speaker 3: I ain't heard from these motherfuckers yet. So I was
45:50
Speaker 3: at the hotel. Uh they was at a different hotel
45:53
Speaker 3: because I had us at the night ship. They was
45:55
Speaker 3: at the not so nice ship. They start calling me
45:57
Speaker 3: a new like where you at? I told the front den,
45:59
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not here. Don't don't check. Don't let
46:02
Speaker 3: them check in nothing. So I come down lobby. The
46:06
Speaker 3: little gym was right next to the lobby. They were
46:09
Speaker 3: standing there looking at me. I walked by him like this,
46:11
Speaker 3: I'm a little lithical. They was at the glass looking.
46:15
Speaker 3: I was a litical for two hours, a little sitting there.
46:19
Speaker 3: This is why I told him. I said, look, if
46:21
Speaker 3: somebody told you there was a million dollars at London's airport,
46:26
Speaker 3: just be there six ten to pick it up, you
46:28
Speaker 3: would have not have overslept. I was like, treat me
46:31
Speaker 3: like I'm a man dogar right right?
46:33
Speaker 2: So, oh, you ain't shit to me.
46:43
Speaker 3: I got a balance.
46:46
Speaker 2: Hey, damn, I get it all right, I get it,
46:50
Speaker 2: you know like white people like me on time we do.
46:52
Speaker 3: I was here early, I got here a three.
46:55
Speaker 2: But I ain't gonna let you. I ain't gonna let
46:57
Speaker 2: you leave Nja. A gift man, Oh I'm talking about
47:04
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I love gifts to Now you swag?
47:08
Speaker 2: What's the hoodie? Swag?
47:10
Speaker 3: Now? This is gonna be awesome in ninety five degree
47:12
Speaker 3: weather this weekend.
47:12
Speaker 2: No, you don't wear it this weekend, but you do
47:14
Speaker 2: live in Ohio something.
47:16
Speaker 3: It's a whole sweatsuit with socks.
47:19
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Thank you. Hey man, we appreciate you stopping through that. Brother,
47:24
Speaker 2: it's your first time. Don't let it be the last watch.
47:27
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear it next. I'm gonna wear this on
47:28
Speaker 3: the show all watch.
47:30
Speaker 2: Well, you know where you're at, man, stop that show
47:35
Speaker 2: here let's get a click. Man. What your flas