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Elites and their Incest, JLo married, with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 4: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: And welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have so much juice
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  Speaker 4: for you today. So much has been happening over the
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  Speaker 4: last few days. And then of course, I went on
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  Speaker 4: longer with one of your favorites, Justin Martindale. So I
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  Speaker 4: have lots of fun. Scoop, like the second half of
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  Speaker 4: the show is Scoop with Justin Martindale. But let's get
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  Speaker 4: into it. So I'm hanging out in my backyard here
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  Speaker 4: in the OC. And that's when I first heard that
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  Speaker 4: Saturday night or Sunday morning, 1230 a.m., JLo and Ben Affleck,
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  Speaker 4: they got married. They tied the knot. How do we know?
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  Speaker 4: Because she let the world know for those that were,
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  Speaker 4: had subscribed to her special website. When she got engaged
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  Speaker 4: with her Green Jolly Rancher ring, everyone had to join
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  Speaker 4: this website. So you'd get the inside scoop, if you will. And, um,
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  Speaker 4: which is great. It's her wedding. Like, why does she,
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  Speaker 4: why not capitalize on it and have it for your
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  Speaker 4: best fans? Of course, people screen grabbed that and we
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  Speaker 4: got to see that she wore kind of, she had
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  Speaker 4: sort of like a 1960s look, a lot of big
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  Speaker 4: fake hair that I love and very simple. She said
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  Speaker 4: it was a vintage dress. I don't know what it
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  Speaker 4: came from. People are like, is this from the wedding planner?
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  Speaker 4: Because that's like, was a long time ago in a
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  Speaker 4: movie she was in. My first thought was like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: happy that they got married. in her thing that she wrote,
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  Speaker 4: this long thing about don't give up. Sometimes it takes
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  Speaker 4: 20 years. Sometimes the love, you know, you have to
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  Speaker 4: go through other things or people to find the love.
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  Speaker 4: And I kind of was trying to remember why did
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  Speaker 4: they break up? They were engaged. She had the pink diamond.
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  Speaker 4: They were on yachts. They were driving a Rolls Royce
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  Speaker 4: around Rodeo Drive every other day. She took him, threw
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  Speaker 4: away his Red Sox clothes and slicked back to his
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  Speaker 4: hair and They were this like Bennifer, right? And they
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  Speaker 4: broke up. And I'm trying to remember, but I think
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  Speaker 4: it was that there was like something, he was at
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  Speaker 4: a strip club or something. I don't know. Maybe he
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  Speaker 4: was struggling with the drugs and alcohol. And then apparently
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  Speaker 4: he's sober now, though he likes to smoke cigarettes. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: she doesn't have to look at his back tattoo because
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  Speaker 4: she doesn't do it from behind. So they are good
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  Speaker 4: to go. And they're just having the time of their life.
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  Speaker 4: And now she is Mrs. Jennifer Affleck. Now there was
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  Speaker 4: of course, Jen Affleck, Jennifer Garner. Um, but Jen, Jennifer
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  Speaker 4: Garner goes by Jen. So it's all great. All five
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  Speaker 4: kids were with them. They got their marriage license. She said,
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  Speaker 4: we were just in line in Nevada, getting our marriage
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  Speaker 4: license at the County. Uh, there were two men that
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  Speaker 4: were in love ahead of us. There was a young
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  Speaker 4: couple with their baby behind us. And we're just like
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  Speaker 4: everybody else searching for love. And it was really sweet. Um,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I was torn because I think we
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  Speaker 4: kind of live for J-Lo moments. And then I thought,
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  Speaker 4: did she listen to Juicy Scoop and hear me rip
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  Speaker 4: on her movie with Owen Wilson, Marry Me? And she
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  Speaker 4: was like, you know what? I have been married a lot.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't really think I need Heather MacDonald to
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  Speaker 4: rip apart my dress or predict what it's going to
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  Speaker 4: look like. I'm just going to beat her to the punch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to get married this weekend. Pretty much, I
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  Speaker 4: think that's what happened. And I just want to say, J-Lo, Mrs. Affleck,
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  Speaker 4: I still am down for you to have a fabulous
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  Speaker 4: reception and you can still wear three to four dresses
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  Speaker 4: and you can still do your thing and your daughter
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  Speaker 4: can sing and the whole, the whole thing. I would
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  Speaker 4: still been, um, Matt Damon can come and be the
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  Speaker 4: best man. I still think we could have this moment with,
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  Speaker 4: and it will be even more received because you guys
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  Speaker 4: already did the official getting married and we don't have
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  Speaker 4: to worry about like, is it going to happen? Is
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  Speaker 4: it not? It's going to happen. It's not. Um, I
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  Speaker 4: also want to say, let's remember why she's with Ben
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  Speaker 4: Affleck today, because he broke up, he and Jennifer Garner
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  Speaker 4: broke up. He struggled with alcohol. He was dating the nanny.
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  Speaker 4: He was dating, um, a couple other, you know, young girls.
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  Speaker 4: He was dating the actress from that deep water or
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  Speaker 4: whatever movie that was not good. Um, and then they
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  Speaker 4: got to get together and they got together after she
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  Speaker 4: broke up with A-Rod. Why did she break up with
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  Speaker 4: A-Rod again? Who she was engaged to? Southern Charm, Madison LaCroix,
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  Speaker 4: and A-Rod were apparently communicating, maybe more, but they were
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  Speaker 4: definitely communicating on DM. Craig Conover, Pillow Man, he had
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  Speaker 4: mentioned it, like hinted at it. You were DMing baseball
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  Speaker 4: players or something. And then Danny, I think, confirmed it
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  Speaker 4: on Kate Casey's podcast. So- Madison went on with her life.
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  Speaker 4: She just got enormous teeth. If you're watching Southern Charm,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not, but I saw a clip of her on
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  Speaker 4: Watch What Happens Live, and she has such a good body.
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  Speaker 4: She's so pretty, but now she's got the big giant teeth.
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  Speaker 4: It makes it a little difficult for her to speak. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: she dumped A-Rod. Someone contacted each other and was like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: how's it going? And now they're married in love, the
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  Speaker 4: love of her life, who she wanted to marry 20
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  Speaker 4: years ago. She was down with her pink diamond and
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  Speaker 4: a Rolls Royce and it all is meant to be.
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  Speaker 4: They have their kids and now they're together forever. So,
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  Speaker 4: but like I said, I'm still down for like a big,
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  Speaker 4: a big party. I mean, come on, Leah Remini, the
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  Speaker 4: best friend. She's going to be, I mean, she's going
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  Speaker 4: to act like she's happy for JLo, but she's going
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  Speaker 4: to be like, come on, we got to have something
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  Speaker 4: going on with her nails. Let's have something, do something fun.
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  Speaker 4: Now that she's free from Scientology, like she's, you know,
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  Speaker 4: can have her fun with J-Lo. So there you go.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very happy for them. The other news that happened on,
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  Speaker 4: I think it was Thursday or Friday, was it came out,
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  Speaker 4: it was confirmed that Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thomas, who are, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: Tristan Thompson, who is the father of their daughter, who's
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  Speaker 4: named True, and she's four, they are expecting a baby.
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  Speaker 4: People say the baby could be here. It's pretty much
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  Speaker 4: confirmed that it's a boy and it could be here
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  Speaker 4: or it's coming any day. I did the math. As
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  Speaker 4: you know, Tristan has fathered, he had a baby with
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  Speaker 4: a woman who was pregnant when he met Chloe, but
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  Speaker 4: they weren't together apparently. Then he had Tria with Chloe.
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  Speaker 4: And then there was this other girl, Marley, who said
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  Speaker 4: they slept together on his birthday back in March. March
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  Speaker 4: of 2020. It would have been March of 2020. That
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  Speaker 4: same birthday, Khloe had written a beautiful thing to him,
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  Speaker 4: celebrated his birthday with him. It appeared like they were together.
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  Speaker 4: We saw them on the last episode of Keeping Up
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  Speaker 4: with Kardashians, really getting along, working out together, quarantined together,
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  Speaker 4: filming together, parenting together, and saying, we're not together, but
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  Speaker 4: we are definitely going to go forward with having another child.
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  Speaker 4: So I kind of don't know why people are so
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  Speaker 4: beyond shocked that this happened because she's 39 years old.
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  Speaker 4: She knew she was going to go through a surrogate
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  Speaker 4: for the second baby. That's a lot of time that
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  Speaker 4: goes into having a successful surrogate pregnancy. You have to
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  Speaker 4: find the surrogate. You have to take the embryos, pick
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  Speaker 4: the best embryos. So first you have to get your
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  Speaker 4: eggs out. Then you have to get the sperm, make
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  Speaker 4: the embryo. Because with With Tristan, I believe that that
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  Speaker 4: was a natural pregnancy with True. So they went through
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  Speaker 4: all this. That takes a long time. I remember watching
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  Speaker 4: the show or reading that one of those attempts when
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  Speaker 4: they were together was not successful. Meaning that the surrogate
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  Speaker 4: maybe was not impregnated with the embryo. So then it happened.
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  Speaker 4: According to this timeline, if this baby is here or
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  Speaker 4: due any day, Marley must have had Tristan's baby while
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  Speaker 4: the girl, the surrogate was already, you know, with child.
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  Speaker 4: So what are you going to do? It kind of
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  Speaker 4: explains how the, you know, how the family was still
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  Speaker 4: really respectful of their relationship, of Chloe, of Tristan. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: they still pissed at him, but you know, like Chris
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  Speaker 4: wrote this beautiful tribute to all the fathers in their lives,
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  Speaker 4: him being one of them, you know, Scott, everybody for
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  Speaker 4: Father's Day. So they all knew this baby was coming
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  Speaker 4: and the baby is here and the baby's going to
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  Speaker 4: be loved and the baby's going to have a great
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  Speaker 4: life and Chloe's going to be a great mom. And
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  Speaker 4: I think she wanted the, you know, this, she had
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  Speaker 4: the situation with this guy. She wasn't dating anybody else.
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  Speaker 4: She didn't want to wait any longer. She wanted the
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  Speaker 4: kids to be full siblings and close enough in age
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  Speaker 4: that they really live a life as siblings. And so
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  Speaker 4: this is it. And yeah, was she probably completely mortified
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  Speaker 4: and embarrassed? Of course she was when this other child came.
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  Speaker 4: But I think she's like, it's fine, Tristan. I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to be raising these kids. I'm not even going to
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  Speaker 4: be asking you for a dime. When you want to
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  Speaker 4: come in and take them out, when you want to
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  Speaker 4: hang out as a family, I'm fine because I don't even,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not even like heartbroken I think people think she's
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  Speaker 4: heartbroken by this, but I really don't. I think she
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  Speaker 4: was like, I just want the kid and I'm really
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  Speaker 4: fine with whatever the fuck you do. So he's in Greece, um,
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  Speaker 4: and having fun while it, again, it's not like she's
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  Speaker 4: giving birth. So if he's not there for the birth,
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  Speaker 4: I also don't think that matters. She's going to be
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  Speaker 4: there with the surrogate and her family and her sisters
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  Speaker 4: and her mom and everybody. And then he can come
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  Speaker 4: around and probably be an involved dad as much as
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  Speaker 4: works for her, the mom. So that's my opinion on that. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: this other article from page six says, Tristan Thompson holds
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  Speaker 4: hands with a mystery woman in Greece. Yes, he's boning
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  Speaker 4: in Greece, you guys. He's in Greece. He's a good
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  Speaker 4: looking guy. He's famous. He's a basketball player. Guess what?
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  Speaker 4: He's having sex with other people right now. Speaking of
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  Speaker 4: having sex, let's talk about Elon Musk's 76-year-old father. Elon Musk,
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  Speaker 4: you know, we just talked about this last week. Another
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  Speaker 4: girl that worked for him who was like a CEO
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  Speaker 4: had his twins. So he has a couple sets of twins.
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  Speaker 4: He has numerous baby mamas. We still don't have confirmation
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  Speaker 4: of Amber Heard as the mother of his kid or not.
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  Speaker 4: He's very into in vitro, in twins, and having babies
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  Speaker 4: with a lot of different people. Grimes, DJs, people with
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  Speaker 4: numbers in their names, whatever. He's up to 10 kids.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, who cares? I'm going to overpop. We
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  Speaker 4: need to make kids. Well, his dad confirmed with the son.
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  Speaker 4: This article is crazy. So I'm just going to explain
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  Speaker 4: it because it's very confusing. So his dad... and his,
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  Speaker 4: and Elon's mom had Elon and a couple of kids. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: They got divorced because Elon's 51. They got divorced. He
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  Speaker 4: married this other woman who, when he was 45, she
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  Speaker 4: was 25 and she had a four-year-old daughter named Jana.
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  Speaker 4: And they stayed married for 18 years and had two
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  Speaker 4: more kids. After 18 years, he divorced that woman. And, um,
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  Speaker 4: in the last five years, somehow impregnated his stepdaughter twice.
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  Speaker 4: He said they have a lot of affection for each other.
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  Speaker 4: Right now they're not together. But after she had his baby,
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  Speaker 4: who is now five, they did still live together for
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  Speaker 4: 18 months and they were still seeing each other and affectionate,
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  Speaker 4: which is why he believes this next child who looks
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  Speaker 4: just like all of his other kids are, is in
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  Speaker 4: fact also his child. And he said, but you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm 76. She's 35. Her next birthday, she's going to
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  Speaker 4: be 35. So, you know, she's moving on. Right now
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  Speaker 4: we get along, but the age difference is going to
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  Speaker 4: show itself. But as she gets older, yeah, she might
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  Speaker 4: end up with me. So he has two. So the
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  Speaker 4: two kids that he had that were younger than Jana
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  Speaker 4: are freaked out because they're like, you had a baby
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  Speaker 4: with our half sister. Like this is, you know, we
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  Speaker 4: share the same mother. Elon... I'm imagining he's a little
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  Speaker 4: confused because he's like, these two little kids are my
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  Speaker 4: half siblings. However, they're also my nephew and niece. And
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  Speaker 4: he's just completely unapologetic about it. He goes, you know,
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  Speaker 4: when I was running around in Johannesburg, I had a
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  Speaker 4: different girl every night. I've had a lot of women
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  Speaker 4: come up and say that I'm probably the father of
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  Speaker 4: their kid, but nobody that I really believe. But this one...
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  Speaker 4: from Jana. Like, and he even said, he goes, you know,
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  Speaker 4: when I met her mom, her mom was like the
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  Speaker 4: best looking person I ever saw. I was 45. She
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  Speaker 4: was 25. The girl was four. He was raising her
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  Speaker 4: as a dad.
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  Speaker 3: How?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: I just remember the juiciest story. One time after one
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  Speaker 4: of my shows, you guys, let me tell you something
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  Speaker 4: about my meet and greets. Um, sometimes people just come
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  Speaker 4: up and tell me some crazy ass shit. And they're like,
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  Speaker 4: I've been waiting to meet you at a meet and
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  Speaker 4: greet after one of my live shows. By the way,
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  Speaker 4: let me just remind you, go to heathermcdolland.net, October 15th.
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  Speaker 4: I've got the show, a live juicy scoop, and I
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  Speaker 4: can now announce that one of your favorite guests to
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  Speaker 4: talk about housewives will be joining me. Carlos King will
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  Speaker 4: be joining me on stage along with some other surprise guests.
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  Speaker 4: I just checked and the tickets are going so fast.
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  Speaker 4: You guys have to get these tickets right now, October 15th.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: And also sometimes stuff like this happens. And sometimes it
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  Speaker 4: happens in the live show. And sometimes it happens, and
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  Speaker 4: it came up to me. This girl came up to
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  Speaker 4: me after a show in Florida. And she said they,
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  Speaker 4: you know, she's a wealthy girl. She's getting married, planning
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  Speaker 4: her wedding. She's a little freaked out because she knows
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  Speaker 4: that her sister had been sleeping with their stepdad for
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  Speaker 4: a couple years. Completely, like the mom, she thinks the
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  Speaker 4: mom knows. But she's like, I don't want to say
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  Speaker 4: anything because I have a 13-year-old half-brother that would be devastated.
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  Speaker 4: And he likes to ride horses and stuff. And I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if they got divorced, how that would affect
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  Speaker 4: the horses. I'm not kidding. This is what she said.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, how old were you when the stepdad
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  Speaker 4: came around? Oh, we were like seven and eight. So
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  Speaker 4: this is insane. But the way she told it was
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  Speaker 4: she said... The girl was, you know, a little wacky,
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  Speaker 4: a little wild. And she told her sister she totally
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  Speaker 4: went for him at like 20 years old, like in
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  Speaker 4: the kitchen one night. And then it started. So I'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying it happens, people.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Armie Hammer, we talked about. Is it true? Chris thought
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't true that he's selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands.
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  Speaker 4: Well- I told you all the money comes from the great-grandfather.
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  Speaker 4: Great-grandfather Hammer had all the money, okay? He had a
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  Speaker 4: son named Julian, who is Army's grandfather. Julian is the
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  Speaker 4: father of Michael Hammer and Casey Hammer, who I interviewed
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  Speaker 4: way back. Her book is great. Amazing. And there's a
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  Speaker 4: documentary being made about it. But what I learned from
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  Speaker 4: all my research, interviewing Casey Hammer, reading her book, everything
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  Speaker 4: that I was obsessed with when he originally really was
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  Speaker 4: losing all his movies and everything because they realized that
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  Speaker 4: he was into cannibalism and writing and DMing girls. And
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  Speaker 4: according to these girls, taking the whole S & M
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  Speaker 4: dominatrix thing too far.
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  Speaker 6: His....
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  Speaker 4: So his dad, Julian, struggled with drugs and alcohol. And
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  Speaker 4: the great-grandpa only left the money to Michael. Michael is
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  Speaker 4: Armie's dad. Michael lives in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, Michael
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  Speaker 4: has now cut off Armie Hammer. And that is why
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  Speaker 4: he is working selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands. And
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  Speaker 4: also we found out over the weekend that Robert Downey Jr.
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  Speaker 4: paid for his rehab in Florida where he went for
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  Speaker 4: six months. I didn't know they were friends. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if he just sought him out and was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'll help you. This all makes sense. The wife, or
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  Speaker 4: I think they're officially divorced, she lives in Cayman with
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  Speaker 4: the kids or goes back and forth. She started this famous,
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  Speaker 4: that famous cupcake bakery out in Texas. What's the name
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  Speaker 4: of the bakery that she started? Do you know that?
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  Speaker 4: Elizabeth Chambers. She has like a famous baker business that's like,
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  Speaker 4: there's a couple of these places out in Texas. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: I don't really think we should shame him for working
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  Speaker 4: because He's a really good looking guy. I'm just surprised
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  Speaker 4: that we, what's it called? Bird Bakery is the ex-wife's bakery.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think we should shame him. Just like when
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  Speaker 4: that thing came out that the one guy actor was
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  Speaker 4: working at Trader Joe's who used to be on a
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  Speaker 4: sitcom in the nineties.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think I get from residuals? You guys,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I literally just got a check for 32 cents for
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: being on Frasier. It's not like you can live on things,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: even if you were the lead. So yeah, if he
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: didn't save his money or whatever, or maybe he just
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: wants to have a little bit of a purpose and
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: he gets a high off of getting people to sign
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: up for a timeshare. I'm just shocked that we have
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: not heard from somebody that he was their point person.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe they feel bad like I do when you don't
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: buy the timeshare and you want to honestly forget that
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: person's face because- you're so, you know, you enjoyed the
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: brunch and wasted three hours of the time because you
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: wanted the free couple nights at the resort. I don't know,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: but hey, if he's doing it and, you know, he's
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: not hurting anyone and he's, you know, being present in
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: his kids' lives, I say, okay, fine. I still would
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: say don't date him. Um, maybe you'd like to buy
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: a timeshare from him. There you go. Itching, burning, soreness.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: When you know it's thrush, you want it gone.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people. I'm Darman,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: and this is What Happens Next.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: people who have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: was given back?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: started crying.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: happens next.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: every day was.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm not going to
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: pull punches.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Ricky Martin. Oh my God. Another weird news story. So
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Ricky Martin is being... Okay, this.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Is a deal.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Ricky Martin, my understanding... He's, you know, he's been out
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: for many years as a gay man. He's a singer.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: He was in Menudo, which right now there's a documentary
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: about Menudo, um, in which it does tap on the
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: fact that these, these, um, kids that they'd get rid
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: of once they were 16, that there was sexual abuse, um,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: taking advantage of these teen boys a lot. Um, I just,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: so we don't know if Ricky Martin was a victim
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: of that, but this is sort of interesting. So sort of,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: it's very. So he goes on and he has twins.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I know he's got at least two kids. He might
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: have more. I thought he was in a committed relationship.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: He starts having a relationship with this 21-year-old and they're
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: together for seven months. The thing is the 21-year-old is
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: his biological nephew. He breaks up with him. And according
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: to the 21-year-old, he did not take the breakup well.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: The 21-year-old broke up with Ricky. And he was harassing
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: him to the point that the 21-year-old went to authorities
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: in Puerto Rico and said, I need a restraining order
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: against Ricky Martin, who I had a romantic relationship with. Well,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: in Puerto Rico, if there's any level of incest of
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: any kind involved in a criminal case, it holds more
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: years of punishment. So he's actually, Ricky Martin, looking at
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: 50 years in Puerto Rico because of this relationship they had,
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: which then got apparently to the victim, got violent or
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: was abusive because he wouldn't leave him alone. That is
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: where this comes off. Now, some people were asking, now,
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: wait a minute. Yes, he is the biological nephew, but
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: if this was going on for seven months, he was
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: well over 18 years old and he had the choice
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: to do this. But incest is only because it's biological.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: And this is his biological nephew. I mean, even with
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Elon Musk's dad, he had two children with his stepdaughter,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: but that wasn't his biological daughter. I mean, I cannot
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: believe this is all in one fucking show. I mean,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: is the world ending or what? Have some fun while
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: you can. Okay. So anyway, Ricky Martin and his people said,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: all of this is untrue. this 21 year old guy
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: is mentally, uh, struggles with mental illness and he has
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: made up the entire thing. Now there was another, um, uh,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: case going on where his former manager, who I believe
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: was female, was suing him because he didn't pay her
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: commissions that were owed. And in those articles written about it,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: she said, and I tried to help him. I tried
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: to warn him about a scandal that could, that was
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: coming up and how to handle it. That could really
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: hurt his career. It's what I remember reading. So does
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: this woman know about this? What kind of evidence is
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: there that they actually had this relationship? And what evidence
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: is there that he actually harassed and abused this 21-year-old
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: nephew after they broke up? So, um, he's got, I'm
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: sure all the best lawyers. So we'll see what happens,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: but this is crazy that he could actually be convicted
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: and do serious time because there was a romantic relationship
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: between his, um, biological nephew. Insane. Oh my gosh, you guys.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: So Craig Robinson, you know him from The Office. He's
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: a stand-up comic. He's a great guy. He was at
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: the North Carolina comedy club called Comedy Zone, which I
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: performed at. It's a small club. It's not a fancy club.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: It's a traditional comedy club. A couple hundred people could
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: fit in there. A gunman walked in. He was not
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: on stage. I assume maybe his opener feature were on
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: because he was in the green room. And a gunman
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: walked in and thank God he was apprehended before, I
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: believe before shots were fired or before anybody was hurt.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Nobody was hurt. And the man was arrested, but you know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: just super scary. I mean, do I think it has
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: anything to do with him being a comedian? Maybe, but
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, unfortunately this is just happening everywhere and you
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: go to a concert or show or anything. I don't know.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: It's very scary. Of course, I'm going to be on stage,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: but I think I already have a couple of my
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: New York police coming. You guys have been writing me.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: I want to announce the shows later this week when
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: the links are up and you can buy tickets. If
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: you would like to lend yourself, your husband, your hot brother,
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: you don't have to be hot. You just have to
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: be in law enforcement. I'm offering just a few tickets
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: for each show for that because I want you guys
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: in front. But really very, very scary and very scary
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: for anybody at the club. Don't, I don't know. It's
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: just terrifying. Anyway, there you go. Meghan Markle, she's still
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: an asshole, you guys. The new book, which sounds juicy
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: as hell. Let's order the new book about Meghan Markle, please.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: There's lots of stories coming out about this book. I
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: don't think it's out yet, but there must be some
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: advanced copies. So this is basically an expose about her
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: and it's not flattering. A couple of things I've read
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: is that she did this Vanity Fair article. She looks stunning.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: She's on the cover of Vanity Fair. And she was
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: so pissed about the article, according to the book, because
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: she wanted them to focus on all her international humanitarian
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: work and the fact that suits... the USA show that
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: she was on, was celebrating their 100th episode, a show
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: that nobody really watched. Also, I think that they couldn't
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: really find a lot of evidence of all this humanitarian work.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Her whole goal was she saw herself as Diana, the
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: next Diana. Well, of course, Diana won the world over many,
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: many years of being in the spotlight. And she truly
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: did have a humanitarian heart and did things for you know,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: for groups of people that no one of her stature
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: had ever done before. And that's what made her, you know, really,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: really loved. But Meghan, also in the latest article I
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: read from the Post, New York Post, according to this book,
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Charles and the Queen, they couldn't understand why she just
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: didn't talk to her father. Remember all the controversy with
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Samantha and her half sister and the dad and not
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: going to the wedding or selling photos, whatever, all of that,
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: they were like, why doesn't she just go to Mexico
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: and see him? Why don't you just go to Mexico
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: and see him and tidy this up and have a
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: nice relationship with the dad? We don't understand. And according
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: to the book, she and Harry both said, well, we
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: don't know where he is. Well, Samantha was ringing the
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: doorbell at the palace, dying, was going to take you
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: right to him, was there and able and talking to
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: press all the time. It would have been very easy
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: to get in contact with your dad and having to
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: write some letter being like, dad, I don't know why
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: you're doing this. When they were like, why don't you
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: just go see your dad? Like we don't understand this
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: whole thing. So she's not going to love this. Meanwhile,
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: they're in like New York today for some Something, some
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: other event. You know, I just think, I think it's,
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I just don't think people care that much about them.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I just don't think, I think when it started, people
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: were super excited. I was too. I remember the wedding.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: I loved it. I loved her dress. I predicted her dress.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: I was into it. I thought it was great. I
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: agree with the rest of the world that she is
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: pretty opportunistic and very fame hungry. And they made this
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: big deal with Netflix. And then I feel like they
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: make these big deals. And a couple of years ago,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: of course, Netflix is going to throw millions of dollars
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: at them. Start your own podcast. I think they did
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: one episode with Archie in the background. I think she's
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: doing some other thing where she's going to talk to
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: women about stereotypes. No, no. You know what, Megan?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You're pretty.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Honestly, get on TikTok like Justin Timberlake, like every other person.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And probably people would be more excited to see you
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: on there than some, you know, you talking about like
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: humanitarian things that we just don't care. We just don't care.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: So I don't know. I don't think anyone's going to
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: listen to your podcast. I don't really, you want to
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: privacy it. You're going to have a reality show with
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: you feeding chickens in Montecito. It's over girl. It's just,
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: it's over. And I'm going to say something and you're
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: not going to like it, or maybe some of you will.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Mark this down as a prediction. Um, in about four years,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: they're going to, I feel bad saying this, but I
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: can't help it. You guys, I just don't think they're
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: going to last in about four years. Um, and then
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: she's going to go on to marry like a billionaire,
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: some tech billionaire.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I can't help it. I'm not wishing for it.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I just predicted it. I hope they stay together forever
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: because they have kids.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: But.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Jersey shore 2.0. They got this big, beautiful house right
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: by a couple of blocks from the shore. They had
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: it all fixated with lights and everything. And this was
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: going to be like a younger cast of the same
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: type of people that JWoww and Snooki and everybody were
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: a party people from New Jersey. I think it's a,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I thought it was a great idea. Well, they didn't
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: like it. Obviously we don't know why they shut down production.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: They just shut it down. Um, The house is still there,
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: but everything is gone. Black SUVs came and took all
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: the cameras and everything. They were setting it up days
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: before they're about to shoot. So the only thing that
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: people can think of is, was there something problematic with
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: the cast? Was there behavioral issues? What the hell happened?
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Of course, the original people are happy about it. They're like,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: you know what? You can still watch, you know, Jersey
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Shore family vacation or whatever. Um, so I don't know,
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: there must've been something, but I'm all for like the 2.0s
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: is like, don't take it away from them, but why not? Like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: why not? Why not? I, I only think it would
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: make the original people seem more relevant if there was
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: a cast that was like super popular. It's going to
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: make people go back and watch the old ones, make
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: them go and see the family vacation. It's the same
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: thing with the housewives, with the legacy and the, and
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: the regular, uh, OGs. A lot of people are asking,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: what's up with Jen Shah's husband of Real Housewives of
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Salt Lake City? Will he be at all implicated? Criminally, no.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: We've already done the deal. She's pled. He's off scot-free.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: But of course, that money that she has to pay back,
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: the $ 6 to $ 9 million, that is money that he
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: was enjoying too. So- We will never know how much
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: he knew, but the man did have a law degree. However,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: it seemed like they had a relationship where maybe they
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: were don't ask, don't tell. He was always gone all
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: the time, which was part of her storyline. He left
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: law to become a college football coach, which maybe he
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: saw what she was doing. And he was like, I
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: don't even, this would implicate me. Let me do something
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I really love. She's making so much money. I don't
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: even want to know about it. But also in 2017,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: there was a whole other thing where she actually spoke
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: to like government did a deposition. So like she's been,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: she knew that there was stuff going on where she
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: was being investigated and so did he. So I definitely
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: think he knew. And, um, yeah, we, today was the
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: day that they were going to start the trial and, uh,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: we'll eventually find out what happens there. Let's get into
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: a couple of housewives things that are going on. So
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: this happened over the weekend. Uh, Jill Zarin had her
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: luxury luncheon in the Hamptons, which I was I've gone
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: a few years. I would have gone this year, but
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: with Ireland and staying here down at the OC, I'm
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: just really enjoying my time with my family. But she
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: does it for charity. She does it with her daughter, Allie.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: And she has this thing, I didn't realize, but like
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: just like a private Instagram for people like that pay
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: to see her Instagram. And on there, she said, oh,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: and I guess breaking news, Tamara's going back to OC,
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: but my good friend Vicki, you know, isn't too pleased
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: about it. Meaning she's not pleased that she's not going.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: One of those 26 people shared it with the world.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: And everyone now, I guess people then thought, okay, it's
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: for sure she's going. Well, I've heard that Tamara was
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: going back for two weeks. Not heard, I read it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I read it from people I follow, like Bravo Boo.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: And then it was like, hey, rumors have it. And
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: everybody was running with this. There's probably 20 different people
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I follow that's in the Bravo world that said this. Look,
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: I want to say, tap myself on the back, just
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: like Peter... and I didn't share the Heather Rae pregnancy news,
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I knew for a fact a few weeks ago through
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: the closest source that it could be that she was
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: coming back besides Tamara herself, the next closest source. And
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I knew because I figured it out. And that source
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: was like, Heather, if this comes out on Juicy Scoop,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: if you tell anybody, I mean, I'm going to be
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: so pissed. And I said, not going to tell, not telling.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: And in fact, when I saw that like Bravo Boo
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: and stuff had written that Tamara was coming back. I
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: sent that to the source and I was like, just
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: want you to know, I'm not Bravo Boo. I didn't
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: tell Bravo Boo. Like, don't get mad at me. I'm
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: going to keep my mouth sealed. Jill's claiming that she
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: really thought that because she'd seen it so many places
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: on the internet that it was already announced. According to Tamara,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think Tamara believes that. And she was very angry.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: And she was like, hey, you know, what did she say? Like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: fuck off, you thirsty bitch. It was pretty mean. And
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: it was very upsetting to Jill and Allie because this
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: was all going on while they were doing their event.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: And Jill's like, oh my God, I'm happy for you.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: You wanted this. I don't know why. I'm sorry that
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I said this, but I guess maybe I'm guessing that
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: they were going to do a big announcement because Tamara
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: and Vicki are going on Watch What Happens Live this week.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: And maybe they were going to announce it then. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: personally think this was a good thing that happened because
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: I think that's, if their plan was to announce it,
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: on Watch What Happens Live with Vicky being like blindsided
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: by it because maybe Vicky doesn't follow all the rumor
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: people that I do. And then you imagine Vicky sitting
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: there still hoping that she's going to be picked to
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: go or thinking that she and Tamra are, you know,
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Ethel and Lucy and we're not on Housewives, but let's
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: go to Italy and stop on some grapes and it's
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: you and me till the end, girl. And then she
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: finds out that her best friend on reality TV is
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: being chosen to go back She's not, but maybe she
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: can hit a luncheon or a baptism or something. No,
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: she's not going to be happy about it. Let's face it.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Vicki is happy when she's included. I personally believe if
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: God came down and said, Vicki, I can't take both
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: of you on Real Housewives of OC, but I can
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: take one and I'm taking Tamara. I don't think she'd
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: be like, At least Tamara got to do it. At
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: least Tamara, no, she'd be like, no, I don't, I
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: think it's going to be a hard pill to swallow.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I think in the end, she's going to be happy
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: for Tamara, but I'm just saying like, if that was
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: the plan to be like, surprise, I'm coming back. I
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: think that's pretty shitty. Now I'm not saying that was
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: the plan for Bravo, but it sounds like it might've been.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: And I think that would have been kind of shitty
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: and And Tamara, it's not in Tamara's hands. She's at the,
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: you know, her hands are tied to do what Bravo
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: wants her to do as far as. I think it
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: would have been so much fun if they would have
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: let Tamara announce it the way she wanted to. If
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: that was the case, I would have said, Tamara, go
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: to the orange groves here and like be picking oranges
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: or have a ton of oranges like fall on your head.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Like you're picking oranges and be like, guess what? Something
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: that would have been like a fun, like TikTok viral
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: video that everyone would have been excited about. But no,
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: they're like, let's do it on Watch What Happens Live.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: That'll be an exciting clip when we see the same
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: set that we see all the time. No, I don't
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: think that would have been a great idea. But that
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: is why she was pissed. And I think that's maybe why,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: you know, it was a big deal. But I know
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: from Jill that her intentions are good. She really is
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: happy for other people. And I'm not saying Vicky isn't either.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: But I mean, we know how Vicky is. And I
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: think that would have, yeah, no, you want to do
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: it with, you want to, she wants back on as well.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: So there you go. There was all the drama there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Nicolas Cage's ex, they just make it that. But anyway, anyway,
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: this girl got in a car accident. She hired Tom Girardi.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: She won like $ 950, 000 or something. She only received like
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: 190 of it. Because it's Tom Girardi's. So she is
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: one of the many victims that is now suing, of course,
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Tom Girardi, the law firm, the lawyers that worked on
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: the case. But she is also suing Erica as well,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: because just like all those other cases, they believe that
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: the money that was meant for her went into the accounts.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: And then those checks from Girardi and Keyes were written
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: for the glam squad, for a stage at a white party.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: that she performed out, whatever. They think it went all
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: towards Erica's business and therefore she's suing Erica for that
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: money too. Tinsley was supposed to go on Ultimate Girls
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: trip to Thailand and now she's not. People think it's
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: because she's going to be part of the OG Legacy
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: New York show, but that hasn't even started filming yet.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: So the reason they said it was personal reasons, maybe
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: it was personal reasons, We don't know if she's going
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: back to the Real Housewives of New York. That hasn't
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: been announced either. And that I really don't have any
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: insight on. And instead, Portia's going out. And they're all
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: going to Thailand. And so we still don't know who's
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: the OG, who's the new cast. I have heard they
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: have cast the new cast, or at least a few people.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: And they are young. They're like 35 New Yorkers, which
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: I think is kind of exciting. Just like I'm for
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the New Jersey 2.0. Keep the OGs to start another
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: cast and make it great. Meanwhile, Luann and Sonia are
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: all over this small town. Only 7,000 people live there.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I believe the producer, this is his hometown. They are
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: doing the simple life there. There's a lot of footage
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: of them walking around the town, seeing the cameramen, So
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: that is for sure happening. They'll probably finish that, then
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: start doing the OGs. I saw Ramona. She's in a
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: sparkly skirt. She's packing for Ibiza. You know what? I'm
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: going to go to Ibiza. And I got this really
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: fun skirt. I've got a lot of bathing suits. I've
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: got a lot of beautiful cover-ups. And my girlfriend and I,
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: we like to go on yachts. We like to have
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: a lot of great meals. So who knows? But they
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: better not include her. Dorinda's, you know... who knows what's
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: going on with Darina, but she, again, she did a
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: tutorial TikTok, you know, with the war paint on her face. Okay.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Like with the brown and then the white and then
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: the white and then the little bit, and then she
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: rubs it all together and then like comes out looking
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: just okay. It still wasn't great. It just still wasn't great.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: I don't, she, I just think she's someone that benefits
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: from a professional makeup artist, but the thirst is real. I,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: like I said, Justin Timberlake joined TikTok and people were
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: not happy about it. They're like, can we have one
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: fucking thing?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Really? But all the celebrities are, just like the podcast,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: they're all on it. And it is what it is, guys.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: We just have to accept that they're just as thirsty
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: as the rest of us. Oh, also someone sent me
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: a photo of a guy in 1889 who also absorbed
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: his parasitic twin and he had a third leg. So
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: we're going to show a photo of that, but he
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: worked in the carnival and, um, he had a full
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: third leg. So if there's anybody else you guys know about,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: obviously it's a huge interest of mine. And Real Housewives
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: of Beverly Hills was all about Diane Jenkins and Sutton.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: And a lot of people just don't enjoy Diane Jenkins.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: They're like, I don't care that she's rich. I find
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: the scenes with her. They, you show a clip and
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: you think it's going to be juicy, but there's something
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: really quite boring about her. Uh, I don't know. And
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: we didn't see a lot of Rinna, but I think
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: we're going to see a lot more of Rinna when
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Kathy Hilton comes back. There's a whole nother juicy thing,
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: you guys, that we have not seen in Beverly Hills
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: that I'm looking forward to, which is the whole Kathy
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Hilton Aspen derogatory term, not caught on camera, cease and desist, Kyle,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Lisa Rinna, Erica J. Like that's all coming. So excited
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: for that. All right, you guys, now more for your fave,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: one of your faves, excuse me, Justin Martindale. Now this
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: is from the New York Post and you brought it
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: to me and it's, I'm a plus size teacher and
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: my students beg me not to eat them. Now, what
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: is the story behind this? This is good. It looks
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: like a happy teacher. She says, I'll never run out
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: of material for these, a proudly plus size kindergarten educators
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: going viral on TikTok for revealing the vile, albeit sometimes
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: hilarious things for students blurt out about her body.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think, I think this was a TikTok
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: that she made. Like these are the things that I
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: hear as a, as a plus size teacher. Yeah. And I, I,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping I haven't seen the TikTok. I hope she's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: having fun with it because obviously these are young kids
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: who are like, you know, but it also reminds me
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: of that. One of my favorite books, Miss Nelson is missing.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that book? It was the, It was
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: an old book like back in the day of like,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you know, their favorite teacher, Miss Nelson, and then the
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: substitute teacher comes in and she's like a witch and
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: she's real mean. And then it turns out that it's
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Miss Nelson. So the kids should be grateful for what
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: they have because they were kind of mean to Miss
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Nelson or whatever. But I, you know, but also is
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: this bullying? Does she have to like, does she have
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: to call the parents and say like, Hey, your kids
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: think I'm going to eat them? I agree.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: But speaking of little child books, do you remember that
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: book that was like, she was the spider that ate
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: the spider that ate the cat that ate the duck,
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: the da-da-da? Do you remember that one?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: It sounds familiar.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: And it started with a spider, and then it went in,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: and then the person is huge.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Like the food change?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the person's huge because they ate it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Speaking of summer bodies, I saw a TikTok about this
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: girl goes, This woman said, I posted a photo of
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: all these people on the beach in the 70s, and
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: they were all thin, just thin bodies. And she's like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: a lot of people think it's because people weren't on computers.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: There wasn't all this preservatives in our food. People were
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: sitting at the dinner table talking. And she said, well,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I was in the fitness industry for a long time,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: and what it was was just all all the noise
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: of the diet industry is what has made us fat.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like all the stuff of like,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: you need super nutrients and you need this and you
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: need that. She's like, all it is, is, you know,
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: which I've kind of like realized you have to change
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: your mindset to think like someone from like 1940, like
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: I'm hungry. I'm going to have this apple. I don't
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: need to finish this apple or I don't want it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Like you only eat when you're hungry. And she said
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: like hungry, if you eat when you're hungry, you won't get,
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: you won't get fat if, I don't know. But she
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: said like, again, if you, if there's cake there and
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: you want cake and you're craving cake, you can have
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: cake and then just stop when you're full of the cake.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: But like, it's about, yes, it's important that you have
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: healthy and good food, but it's really about these huge
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: portions and eating when you're not and thinking in your
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: head about Well, I can always diet later. That was it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Always saying I can diet, having this like option of like,
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: I can diet in the future. I'm going to eat like,
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going to eat bad right now and I'll be
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: good tomorrow. Instead of just going, I'm going to eat
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: to satisfy my hunger. And when that, when I'm satisfied,
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: that's it. And I, or I'm not hungry right now.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I'm going to just not have dinner. Like, cause I'm
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: not that hungry.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I always do that, but also I have a, I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: have a confession. I hate cake. I hate it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: My kids always ask for brownies at their birthday. They
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: don't like cake either.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I see.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's like very overrated. They're like, who started it?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I just think it's one of those things like, let
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: me cake. I just think it was because it's a
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: pretty presentation. That is why people have gotten so into cake.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I can do a pie. I like a pie.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I think a pie is better than a cake.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I love a key lime pie. I love a coconut
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: cream pie. I like that, but I just can't. If
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: someone was just like, Hey guys, who wants cake?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I just hate the word. It's just spongy. And then
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: everyone's like, do you want a piece of cake? And
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: then you bite it and your mouth dries up because
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: it's not moist enough. And then the word moist is involved.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, and it's just, yeah, it's buttercream. Get
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: out of here. I don't like it. I don't like it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I get triggered by the word cake. And if people
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: compare ass to cake, I can get behind that. No
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: pun intended.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Well, speaking of cakes and wedding cake, Teresa Giudice, I
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: mentioned on Tuesday's show that there's a rumor that Teresa
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Giudice and her longtime best friend, Dina, that Dina wasn't
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: going to go to the wedding because their husbands were
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: having an issue. Now they're saying that Dina Manza, who
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: was originally a housewife, not anymore, is skipping the wedding
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: because it's being filmed. And I totally disagree. Of course
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: it's going to be filmed.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Of course it is.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: And you don't need to be featured. You don't need
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: to put on a mic as a guest. Take it
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: from someone who has been to so many reality show parties, weddings.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: We were at Lance Bass's wedding. You and I both.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: That was filmed for E!, If someone came up and
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: was like, can I get a little, you could go,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: you know, you could say no. You did sign a
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: release that you could be dancing in the background, but like.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Did we sign a release for that?
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Probably, but it's not like I was at all featured.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Like I was not featured at all because I wasn't
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: walking a dog down the aisle like Lisa Vanderpump. I
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: didn't give a speech.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You did try though. I wasn't singing. You tried. You
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: looked great. I saw you try. You tried to be featured.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've told this story.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: What?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Tell.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: It's the one where we all sat down.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: It was like... I'm trying to remember. It was like
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: me and Retta and Fortune, Eliza. I'm trying to remember.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: It was like the comic section.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: We were like over here in the corner. We look
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: over and you were just like in this dress, leaned
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: up against the pillar. I think you had a martini
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: in your hand and you were just like.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: And I don't know. We were like... Is Heather going
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: to sit down? And you were just like, I'll get
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Well, I wish they would have had
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: the cameras on you guys talking about me. That would
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: have been good.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were like, she looks great, but, like, who
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: is she posing for? But then Lisa comes down with, like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: all of, like, the Afghan dogs and, like, oh, it
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: was such a pretty wedding, though. But yeah, I think
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: we actually had to check our phones. That sounds familiar. Yeah,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you had to turn in your phone.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: You had to turn in your.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Phones for that.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: But anyway, yes.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: But also, how funny would that be? It's just like
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: getting miked at the wedding. You're like, hold on. Put
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: this under my dress. I want to get Taylor miked
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: for her wedding.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I think if that's actually true and she goes,
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to attend. And Teresa's like, oh, because
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be miked. I'd say, fuck you, Dina. Like,
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: you've been my friend this long. You've already been on TV.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: You had a show after that.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: You're so, like, can't be inconvenienced that for a moment
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: you might be featured on as my friend? So you're
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: going to skip my wedding? And of course I'm going
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: to film my wedding. This is my livelihood.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I called you garbage, I met you a garbage.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: These two guys are trying to compete with your... you
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: and Evan's hairdos. Frankie Grande credits his former thruple relationship.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Frankie Grande is Ariana's half brother, but he's been on
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: big brother. He's like, you'd recognize him anyway. He's, um, for, um,
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: laying the groundwork for his current marriage. So he had
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: a thruple and he said the unusual arrangement, uh, fizzled
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: out after just four months, but it taught Grande what
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: he really wanted deep down.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: What?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Happiness. Can I just see the hair real quick again?
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Frankie, yes, this is Evan and I's hair
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: in the Upside Down, the alternate world. Frankie's trying this,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: and the other one is doing the swoop. It's, yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: It's a lot. But, you know, open relationships.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Tell me, Heather.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Well, an open relationship is different than a thruple. My
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: parents were realtors to a thruple when I was about
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: eight years old. Three gay guys, yeah. I knew it was.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Were they neighbors or friends?
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: They were their clients. They would, like, flip houses. And
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I remember, like, I knew what gay was and everything,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: you know, and so they.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: She was a young ally, everyone. She's the first ally.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I remember this other gay couple that my mom represented.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: We opened a closet, and there was, like, all these, like,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: an abundance of like a toilet papers and supplies and
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: like cleaning supplies and all this stuff. And I go,
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: why do you have so much? And he goes, well,
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: my friend, uh, you know, it's just someone who overspends
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: or something, meaning his partner's boyfriend is whatever. They couldn't
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: be married back then. And I remember I was like,
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: you mean your boyfriend, right?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: And he was like.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Because here's like, this is like 1978 and I'm eight
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: and I go to Catholic school and my mom's just like, yeah, whatever.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: So, She knows.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Anyway, there was this throuple. And then the two guys,
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: I guess, came to my mom and said, like, we
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: want you to find us another house. We did not,
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: we're not, but I don't know if my mom knew.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: I don't think my mom knew. But she was just
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: dealing with the two of them. Their plan was to
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: go off by themselves and leave the other one. So
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: my mom finds them a house and they're like in
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: escrow on the house. And I guess it was in
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: both their names or one of their names. I don't know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: But you know, like back then, right. They couldn't be married.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: So my mom was like, well, who's on the title?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Who cares? I don't care who lives there, you know?
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: And the other one found out and hadn't got really
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: drunk and was leaving these voicemail messages for my parents
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: about like what, how awful they were that they had.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: He was like dumb. And then it got to the
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: point where he was so drunk or something. And my
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: dad went over and helped him and like, It was
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: so sad, but that was my first, you know, introduction
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: to why throuples don't work.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I have a throuple, uh, story as well, not involving me,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: but I had a friend of mine who him and
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: his partner at the time, they were together for like
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: seven or eight years. Like they were like an item.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: And then like right before the pandemic, the other, the
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: other one started seeing this other guy and then brought
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: him into the house and And then the two of
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: them kind of pushed him out and really screwed up
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: his brain. And like, it was crazy. And the two
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: of them, like, I guess they got married, ended up,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell they are. They used
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: to go to my gym and they looked the same.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: They started turning into the same person. And then he
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: like moved away, like lives in Montana now. And I'm
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: just like, God, it just sucks. I don't think it, yeah.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I think the only throuple that has ever been
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: successful in all of time is the Three Musketeers.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Fair.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I don't think anybody else has had a successful throuple.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: No, someone else has.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Those guys have been together.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Aren't Snap, Crackle, and Pop the Three Musketeers who got jobs?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like... But do they.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Look like the Three Musketeers or is that in my head?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: The Three Musketeers look like Three Musketeers. Yeah, they're like, uh-huh.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: But then did the Three Musketeers start making popcorn, right?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: What? No, do they? Oh, Snap, Crackle, Pop are the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Rice Krispies.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Rice Krispies, yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Those are the little throuple elves, yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: They're all verse.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Wait, what's the three guys that make caramel popcorn and stuff?
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: That's not three guys?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Three Musketeers is the candy bar.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, so the candy bar. Okay, listen. Unless you're making food,
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: don't be in a throuple. Unless you have a huge.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: food.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Conglomerate that is going to make you a lot of money. No,
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: but it's true. Like, um, even with friendships, even as girls,
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: like then when they were like, we're the three, they'd
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: go there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: The three heathers when they're the heathers, the mean girls.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And even when I was like growing up and
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: I'd have like a good friend, then we'd include another one.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: And then they like blew me off or it's, and
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: even I remember one time, um, my sister had with
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: her kids, she said to a girl, she's like, Oh,
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: and she started these two women. She's like, Oh, and let's,
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: let's also get so-and-so maybe the three girls can have
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: a sleepover. And the one mom goes, you know what?
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I don't think, uh, threesomes work. Wow. Even with girls,
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: even with girls, she goes, I don't, I, you know what?
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: I think one-on-one playdates are better. Let's not, because two
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: will go off. And I'm like, and I remember seeing
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: that as like a 20 year old. And I was like,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: This mom is right. It's too hard, whether it's platonic
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: or sexual or gay or straight or a combo or whatever.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: It's the third wheel. That's the whole thing. It's like,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: say if you go to a theme park, right?
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: And it's like, how many do you guys have? We
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: have three. You can't fit three in a bucket seat.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: So someone has to go ride with some stranger, and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: then they're like, well, why do I not get to
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: ride with so-and-so? It's really weird. I mean, how many.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of what the girls next door
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: when there are three of them.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look how that ended.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: They, they, um, with Hugh Hefner, Bridget and Holly.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: And they ended up like, yeah, they didn't.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Really like, well, no, they didn't like Bridget, right?
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: No, Bridget, I think it's just was fine.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Bridget was fine.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: And then it was fine. And then Kendra was fine.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: And they, they knew the assignment and they were fine.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Holly was the alpha.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Was the alpha and wanted to really marry him. And then,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: And then she was a late-in-life diagnosed person with autism.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Holly was?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: So then she said, that's why I couldn't get along
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: with all the girls in the house. Because socially, I
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: didn't really know. And then they would talk about me
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: and all this other stuff.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: See?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Thruples never work. Unless you're a drag queen in Vegas
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: like Derrick Barry. Derrick Barry's in a thruple in Vegas.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: But that's Vegas. I feel like Vegas thruples would work.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Because everyone's just like, wah! Maybe.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is kind of juicy. So, Real Housewives of
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Beverly Hills, Erika Jayne. There is this attorney, Ron Richards,
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: who used to be on the case to help collect
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: the money owed to all the victims. He's no longer
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: on the case, but he's obsessed with writing and following
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: it and he's a great person to follow if you're
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: into it. He posted a phone call that he had
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: with Tom Girardi from the Alzheimer's home. And literally put
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: it out on Twitter. Like, filmed it and put it
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: out on Twitter. And they were like, wait, are you
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: allowed to do that? But I guess this doesn't count
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: as broadcasting.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, it does. We should ask Elon Musk. Oh, wait,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: we'll ask Twitter.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Can he get in trouble for that?
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not really sure, but basically....
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Shannon, Shannon.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Definitely Tom seemed confused by the call. And he's trying
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: to prove that he is talking to Erica, which to me,
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: it proved nothing. Because anybody that's in the stages of Alzheimer's,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: they don't know.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: They know the name Erica. They don't know if they
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: talked to her that day, yesterday, or they're like, remind
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: me of who Erica is again. And then the next
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: minute they're talking to Erica. Like, it's so... I thought
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: that was weird. Then he goes on to post that
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: he's put in an offer for the Pasadena home that
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: is now in foreclosure and that he and his wife, Lauren,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: have offered $ 6. 9 million for the house. And then he
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: writes this about it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: I'm going to read this to you. It's very strange.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Since our offer will be part of any motion to approve,
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: we are releasing it now. So you are aware that Lauren,
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: his wife, and I are attempting to purchase the pretty mess,
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Erica Jane's house from the trustee. This is so our
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: followers can see how the victim's money was spent and
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: to get a piece of the decadence. We will also
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: use it for a public forum on the First Amendment activities,
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: something Erica and her legal team strongly are against. They
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: want secret hearings and trials, not public scrutiny. We will
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: have her deposition there along with other players in the case. Ultimately,
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: the property will be rehabbed and liquidated after the estate
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: proceeds are dispersed. We are hopeful there are no further
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: delays in selling this deteriorating asset. I don't know what
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: he's trying to do. Either A, he knows he's never
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: going to prevail because it will go for more than this,
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: and he's getting great publicity from this, and I'm talking
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: about it. Or he will get it and then sit
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: on it and hope to resell it and make a profit.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: The pretty mess writes right under there. Erica says, how
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: are you.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Going to do this? No, no, no. Take it back.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Take it back. Take it back.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Take what back?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: You've got to read it like Erica Jane.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry. Thank you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Come on now. Get into character.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Thank you. How are you going to do this? Museum.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Pass the homeowners association. I think they like their privacy.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Then they go back and forth, people going back and forth.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: As I said on Tuesday's show, she DM'd his wife, Lauren,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: and she's like, your husband's obsessed with me. Why don't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: you get on all fours and take it up the
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: ass from that monster you're married to, that beast or whatever. Beast.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: How dare you? So now there's like this three-way conversation
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: on DM's Instagram between Erica Jane, Lauren, Ron Richards' wife,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: and Ron Richards. And I think he is loving on
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: this publicity, calling it Our Followers, And I think that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: he and his wife, Lauren, are going to start doing podcasts, YouTube, Patreon, whatever,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: all about Housewives, where they recap it, talk about it,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: break it down. They're going to... That's the plan.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Prediction, write it down.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Stay in your own lane.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: Yes. But I kind of agree. It's a little weird.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: It is very strange.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: It's a little strange at this point. How about this
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: strange pairing? Bradley Cooper, who is looking very strange in
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: this photo... Ooh, I haven't seen the photo.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even look like him.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: I think he got filler or something. I think he
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: got under eye filler and cheek filler.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Cheeks, yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: He looks good. He still looks good.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: He is dating Huma Abedin, who, Brandon! She's talking. I'm
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: just doing planking again. Huma Abedin, who was Anthony Weiner,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: politician Anthony Weiner's ex-wife. who worked for Hillary Clinton, and
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Anthony was DMing all these girls.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: His wiener.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Underage girls, sending his wiener on, and even, I think
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: he didn't know how DM worked on Twitter, and he
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: put it on Twitter. He also had a photo where
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: he was, sent a photo of himself where he was aroused,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: and his four-year-old was lying next to him. Yeah. I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: don't know that.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I remember it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know that, I really don't think the four-year-old was, No, no, no, no.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I think that, yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: I think he was just such a lazy fuck that
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: he was like on his phone and like sexting some chick.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was called a creepy loser.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: That's what that is.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: So they got divorced and now she was introduced to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: Bradley Cooper from Anna Wintour.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Which is so crazy because I saw that, I don't
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: remember her name.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: And it was like trending and it was all over
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: the place.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: And I was like, who the hell like, And I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: couldn't get on my phone because jury duty. And yeah,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: so I saw like, I was like, who is this person?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: So now it all makes sense. I was like, who
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: is this? What is she? Let me see how she's looking.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she looks great.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's pretty.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: But like.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: It's very Clooney-esque.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Right. To like, yeah, I mean, they probably have something.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: They probably are getting along and having great conversations.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: This was this other story I touched on briefly earlier.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: There's this guy who was on general hospital and he's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: no longer on it, but he was on for a
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: really long time. And he was married to his wife
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: since 1999. And they have like an 18 year old,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: like a 12 year old and like a four year old.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: And she's a fitness person and she's gorgeous. She announced,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: he announced that they're getting divorced because she is expecting her,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: not their fourth child. Yes. Someone else.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I remember we talked about this on one of the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: episodes I was on. Oh, yeah. And it was like,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: she was like, wait, he's leaving me and I'm pregnant.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: But it turns out she like cheated on him with
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: somebody and got pregnant and tried to pass it off
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: as his.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: So they're getting divorced and there's no prenup. And he
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: now is saying all the property that I've ever attained
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: is mine. Yeah. I disagree. They've been married since 1999.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, right. No, I was like, that wasn't me going. Yes.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, good luck.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: She's got to split that up.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: The prenups only work when you have so much money
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: to go into it and you really spell it out.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: And then it can also, you know, sometimes you want
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: the prenup as the person that doesn't have the money.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Cause it's like a guarantee of like each year you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: stay with me, you get an extra 2 million. So
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: you're like, it's almost like a job.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: No, this is just a man who has been humiliated
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: and scorned. It's gotten out that his wife tried to
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: pass this off. I mean, it's a soap opera, but, Yeah. Storyline.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: All right. I saw this, and I thought it was
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: very interesting. I do not know who these people are,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: but they have 18 million followers on YouTube. They're called
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: the Ace Family. They're extremely attractive.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Husband and wife, a dog, and two little girls and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: a cute little boy. And I guess they just do, like,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: prank videos, and they're in love, and they're cute, and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: they're young, and whatever. They just said that they are
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: going to... stop doing all this at the end of
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: 2022 and go travel. But before then they really wanted
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: to meet their fans one last time. So they created
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: their own version of Coachella.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: And they called it the Ace Family Festival out in Lancaster.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: And they had all these like carnival rides and food.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: And the tickets were, you had to buy like a
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: group of four for like $ 4. 99 and $ 499?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Okay. Or like two for two, six years. One YouTuber
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: went and said, I could buy a single ticket at
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: the door, even though they said you couldn't. And it
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: was $ 121.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: And then the line to meet the family was two
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: hours long. And people were like so hot. And the
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: bottles of water were $ 3, which isn't really that much.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: But I think it would be more Disneyland. But they
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: were like, Lancaster's really hot. And they were like pouring
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: waters on their kids while they waited in line to
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: meet this other couple that just has kids. And then they...
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: So I went and I was like, I just don't get...
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: I don't begrudge them for amassing this following and working
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: their asses off and being a cute family in love.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: But I'm just like, who are these families that are
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: also obsessed with another family? It's just kind of different.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Everyone's always liked a Disney star or liked a Katy Perry.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: But a whole family then goes to see a whole
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: other family that's married with kids?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Just go to the park like a normal person. Just
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, we're going to have a picnic with
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: the neighbors. Like, we don't need to create a fire
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: festival around them.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: So the positive comments were they were very gracious, but
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: it was so hot outside that they decided to move
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: it to like a pavilion.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: And she's like, we've got the police here. We have
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: SWAT team here. SWAT team? I don't know if the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: SWAT team was there. So listen, if the people are
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: going to pay the tickets, they're going to pay the tickets.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Do you know who I'm obsessed with?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with a family.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: This family?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: A family. The Sharp Family Singers. Do you know who
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: they are? It's a group. It's a family.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Is it a YouTubers?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: They're like on YouTube and they're also like on TikTok.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: It's a mom and a dad who met while they
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: were performing in Les Miserables together on Broadway.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: They have a daughter who was on like last season
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: of American Idol. I don't know if she was on it,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: but I think she auditioned.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: So they have like young adult kids.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: They have two twins and they have like a teenage boy.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: And they do musicals and they act them out.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: So it's like the Partridge family. Yes. Yes.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: And they're just so cute. But a little weird. They're
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: like the right amount of off because you're like, what?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, you appreciate that they're talented.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: They have a hustle. But they're all in it together.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: They've opened for like, they've sung the National Anthem as
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: a family. They're very acapella. They've done like, we don't
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: talk about Bruno on YouTube. That's a family that I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: could get behind. I love the Sharp family singers. I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know this Coachella. If my family
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, guys, we're going to do a Coachella.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, here's the thing. My church, every Halloween, they
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: get those carnival rides to come. And they set up everything.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, this isn't the worst idea. He probably
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: found a big area in Lancaster. It's like, hey, I'm
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: bringing a carnival to you. Yeah, that's fine. I think
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: the ticket prices are a little steep. But if that's
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: what people are willing to pay, and people are like, oh,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: we came from Riverside, we came to... I mean, it's good,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: clean family fun. It wasn't, you know, I just, but
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: now that you say this and you said you're obsessed
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: with the family. And I remember the Partridge family, that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: was a scripted show. Like, I guess it's not, you know,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: there's all these reality shows about families and they made
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: their own. I guess it's not that weird.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I guess as long as they're like wholesome and like
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: giving like a good role model to their kids and
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: they can get behind, you know, Their values and whatever.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I wish I could rent out a carnival, but at
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: the same time, I don't want that on me if
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the Ferris wheel breaks.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I think it's a lot of liability, but I'm sure
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: buying the tickets, you sign a thing. If someone dies
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: on one of those rides, it's not our church's fault
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: that hired the company. It's the company that's whatever.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I don't trust a parking lot zipper. remember those things.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: That like just flip we we totally have those at
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: our church terrifying okay honey speaking of a family is
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: honey boo-boo is older now and she has a boyfriend
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: and she's got the big black lashes and her sisters
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: have multiple kids the mom secretly just got married she's
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: a big mess Anyway.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Not anymore.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: I follow Honey Boo Boo. What do you mean?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: She's a skinny mess now.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: She's getting up there again.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I follow Honey Boo Boo, and she filmed her
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: meet and greet yesterday at some opening of a burger place.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Where? Was it at Herb's Burger in West Hollywood?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: No, it was not. She lives up. Oh, my. Is
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: that not it? That's LA, right?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's right outside the Pantages. Okay, so that's on Hollywood.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: There's a burger place that just opened, Irv's, which is famous.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: And they just moved to a different location. So I
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: was like, if Honey Boo Boo was in my neighborhood,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I would have totally gone down there.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: But, okay, so you would have gone. I would have gone. Anyway,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: people were like cheering and they brought all their baby carriages.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, they still got it, you know.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's good for her too, especially like being
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: in like.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Like she was so young. Wouldn't she own toddlers in
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: tiaras or something? Yes. So I think, and like her
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: family's been in the spotlight. She was on Dancing with
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: the Stars.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Or for kids or whatever. So as long as she's
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: staying out of trouble.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: Well, on my last thing, I'm going to talk about
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: 90 Day Fiance, which I don't really cover anymore. But
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: the original people, Angela and Michael. This is the back
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: of Angela.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: She fell in love with this Nigerian guy named Michael.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: And she'd be like, ah! And people found out she'd
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: been on numerous Maury Povich's, he's not the father, I'm
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: not the father, for like her daughter's boyfriends and stuff. Oh,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: her daughter went to prison for sexual assault of like
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: a 15-year-old boy or something like that. I don't know.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: So they continued on the show. She's always yelling at Michael.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: She always thinks he's cheating. She got all this plastic surgery.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: She got much thinner. She got new teeth. Anyway, she
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: was on an airplane just bitching. Who are these people
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: that go on airplanes and be like, you're not the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: boss of me. Don't touch me. I'm going to sue you. No,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: you're not.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: No, you're fucking not. You're never going to prevail. Just
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: shut up. Shut up. If it's really that bad, leave.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: You being calm, you will get a much bigger settlement
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: than yelling at the thing. If they're really treating you badly, leave.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: And file a lawsuit. But, like, do not freak out
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: day of. Know that you're getting off the plane or
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: just shut up.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Not even a problem.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: This is why these people are ruining alcohol on planes.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Because they go to the bar on their layover or
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: whatever and start drinking. And, like, airport pours are strong. Like,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you want a 90-ounce bottle? Vodka, soda, sure, okay.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: And then they drink it, and then they get on
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: these planes and start spewing. Like, that's, I mean, I can't.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: If you're really drunk, they won't let you on the plane.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Or they'll take you off. But some people can't cover
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Or they'll take you off, yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: And just sit down and be like, what are you
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: looking at? Like, uh-uh. No, I think flight attendants need
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: to start carrying tasers. Not a taser, because I don't
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: know how that would work in, like, the air. But, like,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: something that's, like.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Like a little poke.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Just a little, you know, enough. I get it. Don't
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: touch me. I'm going to. And like full on fighting
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: and brawls. I'm telling you, duct tape in your carry on.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Justin, we are going to wrap this up. I don't
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: really know if there's anything I care to talk to
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: you about.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: What about Jake Decker in the shower?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait, let's finish on that. How did I forget
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: about that? Tell us about that. Jake Decker, what does
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: he do?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Jake Decker, wasn't he? I don't know.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: He's hot. He's hot.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: He was a, he was what?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: It's Eric Decker and he's an NFL player.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Is it Jake Decker or Eric Decker?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Eric.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: It's Eric. I said Jake. It's Eric Decker. See, I
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: Is he a sports player?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: He's an NFL player.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Okay. Oh, Eric Decker's son was taking like a little
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: photo of himself. He must've gone on the Instagram app
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: of stories and didn't realize that he posted or maybe
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: he did and he's the greatest prankster. He's a bit,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: he's a bigger thirst trap than his parents, but he,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: Without Eric knowing, he took a photo of himself, posted
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: it up to Eric's Instagram, and Eric is in the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: back taking a shower. You don't see dickage, but you
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: do see the most perfect body, the best bubble butt.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: So cute.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I hear... Okay.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: And the little kid's face like.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: He's like, look, is this... Y'all won't see my dad. Like,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: it's kind of... It's borderline creepy.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: I don't think he knew his dad was in the photo.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: I think he did.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: I think he was just obsessed with himself. Nope.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: I think... Dad told him, hey, take a picture of
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: daddy in the shower.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: I just got a really bad prediction.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: What? Oh, no. Hold on. The third eye's moving.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: I think some thirsty moms are going to try it.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: You know how thirsty moms are like, yeah, this is
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: my body after three kids. Yeah, I have a stretch mark.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: I have a stretch mark. Kim Kardashian recently said, I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: don't like my hands. But then I thought, these are
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: the hands that have fed babies and dah, dah, dah.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I did that exact same thing. I did a post
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: when I was so annoyed that Rachel Hollis got all
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: this love by saying, this is my body. And she
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: looked great in a bikini. And she's like, but this
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: is my stretch mark from carrying three kids or whatever.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, these are my hands and no
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: one make fun of them because they've written books and
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: they've given bottles to babies because I didn't breastfeed. And
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: it's that same, and like maybe half the people got
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: that I was poking a fun at like thirst trap
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: compliment or whatever. And the other half were like, no,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: your hands are not that bad. Like, okay. So anyway,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: I think moms are now going, I think moms are
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: now going to be Like doing a video and acting
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: like they accidentally posted it or something where they look
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: really good in the back or like, oh my God,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: like what?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Stop.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Nathan, put the phone down.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Stacey, turn the fan on high. Get mommy's hair.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Stop. There are seriously moms that are so obsessed with
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: themselves that they've taken photos of themselves and there's like
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: dirty laundry in the back and like a kid in
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: the diaper and they still post it because that was
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: the best angle for their abs. Yeah.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: This is, this is my prediction.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Thirsty Dilfs. It's time.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: I feel like there, I think there's a lot of thirsty.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Thirsty Dilfs. Well, there is Dilfs of Disneyland, which I
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: follow on Instagram, which is really fun.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: So it's just someone who goes around, they submit pictures
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: of like hot dads pushing strollers.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Thirsty Delphs. I think this was like, you know, hey,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: whatever his son's name is, is like, hey, get dad's phone.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: And the little kid, and it was left on photo,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: like he hit photo, got in the shower, and the
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: little kid was like, oh, look, the camera's on. And
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: he was like, yes, it's all going according to plan.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: And his ass is out. Because, I mean, as someone
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: who has Googled Eric Decker nude, it's not out there.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: We're ready. I'm ready to see it.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's out there.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Well, the butt is. But I mean, that's what you
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: said in the beginning. You were like, there was no
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: dickage in it. But I'm like, the day is young.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, kid, get the camera again.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: My point is.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: But also, kid, get out of the frame. Right. Reverse
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: the camera, then take it.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: My point is, is I've always said I'm jealous of
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: influencers that exploit their cute children for likes and make
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: a whole career out of them. No.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: Do the trick where you exploit your own self, but
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: you act like it was a mistake on your child's part.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: And then you're like, huh?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Remember when North took these? One was from
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: the ceiling.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, really?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: This North spider woman? What the fuck?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Just crawling up a wall like a possessed river ghost.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: But I'm ready for that. I'm ready for kids to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: exploit their parents.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I also love that Kim knows that, like, North is
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: where it's at. Like, just like Kim was Chris's favorite
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: for so long, right now North is a favorite. Because
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: it's like, everyone's like, she's fucking cool as shit.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: North, like, Kim is afraid of her own daughter. Kim
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: is afraid of North.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Kim holds, or North holds the power. It's amazing. Like,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: North will be like, shut up, Mom. And she's like, no.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: My daughter's right. I talk too much.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: North is.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: North is the only one.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: North is the one that, like, I could see that, like,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: the toilets and then I always bring up where they're, like,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: this whole family's scared of this one kid. I love
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: that one. And he will, like, send people to the cornfield.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: He erases her mouth and all that stuff.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: She doesn't want to talk.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Like, they're just like, we love having jelly beans for dinner.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Licorice, my favorite. The black jelly beans, I love them
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: And then this teacher shows up because she accidentally hit
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: his bike or something. They bring him and they all
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: think he's going to kill the teacher, but he's being
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: nice to her. And she's like, well, wouldn't it be
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: nice to have something other than candy for dinner? And
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: the whole family's like... And he goes, yeah, I think
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: it would be. And they're like, okay. Like they're so.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: That's the Black Mirror episode we need. We need to mesh.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Keeping up with the Kardashians.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: With that Twilight Zone. Yes.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: We love you, North North. Everything. You look so wonderful today.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Ow.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: My leg and then North is like it's the twins
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: first birthday and they're like the twins are missing the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Pete Davidson twins are missing.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: They just appear on a milk carton oh god.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: And wherever you guys, go to heatherrichdolland.net and check out
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: If You Can Make It at my New York show,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: October 15th. And I'm going to have more shows coming.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Justin will be joining me on some. Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: Hopefully I'll be. I keep saying I'm going to announce it,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: but it's just been really hard to nail down these things.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: But they're coming. They're coming this fall. And there'll be
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: several of them. And they will be live Juicy Scoops.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: That's going to be fun.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, a little bit of everything. Stories, improv, guests.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: audience participation. It's going to be very fun. So if
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: you saw either of us last year, it will be
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: a completely different show.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Love you.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: know about the drawer.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: The drawer. Just the one square before bed. Or two,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.