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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 11th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: This is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this question. Is it flies the Woody Showy?
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Morning. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's a free Friday. It's Thursday morning. It's
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  Speaker 1: December the eleventh, twenty twenty five. Yeah, my name is Whatdody?
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  Speaker 1: That is Greg Gory, Hi Wooding, there's a menace right there. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: Gina ran Sammy, good morning to you. We've got the
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  Speaker 1: sea bass and then the pall are opposite end of
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  Speaker 1: the studio over here. That is Morgan, him Morgan, she's
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  Speaker 1: our associate producer. We've got Vonnard, video producer. Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 1: is here, we got Bort, we got Menji, and you
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  Speaker 1: are here, which is the most important part because otherwise
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  Speaker 1: all these people got up for nothing. It's sure phones
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  Speaker 1: are open eight seven seven. You can hit us up
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  Speaker 1: with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Greg Gory's wicked to review. Oh what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, He's had its start on his calendar for
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  Speaker 1: quite a while. In fact, you know there's those countdown
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  Speaker 1: apps that count Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean
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  Speaker 1: he hated the first one, but how did you feel
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  Speaker 1: about the second? He did the first one, hated the
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  Speaker 1: first one.
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  Speaker 3: Hat it is so much that it made me angry,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, I'm sad, and I went I went into
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  Speaker 3: this with stinking thinking that's a little bit okay.
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  Speaker 1: So because the thing is like, there are a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people, uh that were excited and loved the first one,
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  Speaker 1: but did not like the second one. But Greg hated
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  Speaker 1: the first one, so maybe he'll like the second. I
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  Speaker 1: guess we'll have to find that. Plus Sea Best has
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  Speaker 1: a review for us that we're gonna get to you
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  Speaker 1: a little bit later. We got some of the trending
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  Speaker 1: news headlines. Also, uh, this week in audio, Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: this week in audio, we're gonna go through some of
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  Speaker 1: that Menace has the world of entertainment. We've got the birthdays,
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  Speaker 1: the porn and birthday all on the way here on
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  Speaker 1: the Woody Show. Some Christmas stuff. Everybody loves Christmas music, right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's my favorite. I could listen to
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  Speaker 1: it all the time. Like the remixes. The remixes, there's
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  Speaker 1: so of them. Some of them are good, the ones
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  Speaker 1: that the one that you have Gina, those are because
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  Speaker 1: it's what's the what's the account there?
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  Speaker 4: I ruined it. Found a couple of these bad boys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are those are good. This first one that
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  Speaker 1: she found, it's Radiohead menace. I know your favorite. Keep
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  Speaker 1: on Radiohead doing Santa Claus is coming to town. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. You said you like remix better, show
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  Speaker 1: you better, you better?
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  Speaker 5: Uh Cusse, I'm telling you why Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's he's making up.
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  Speaker 6: Thinking about it's checking it.
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  Speaker 1: It's twice shop. This shot was not Break's favorite word,
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  Speaker 1: sat up Claus, What are you thinking?
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  Speaker 7: Medas?
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  Speaker 1: It's terrible. Medas hates a radiohead having more more than
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  Speaker 1: any band on Earth. I like that.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, it's it's mostly the fans cheer.
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  Speaker 1: Is like, very potentious. They are potential, very potential. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the potential. People always correcting you. Yeah, that was so
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  Speaker 1: radio it is. I'm thinking if you I'm thinking, if
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  Speaker 1: you use the word you should you know? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know the word right that you know? Wait it didn't
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  Speaker 1: sound good. Well I'm on this. I am. I am.
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  Speaker 9: I have been out for some time over the Hey,
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  Speaker 9: we would if we took this thing in the original genre,
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  Speaker 9: but we changed it to a different genre.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're gonna hate?
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  Speaker 1: Are you your mind going to be blown? Yeah? Thirty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was cute the first time that one of
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  Speaker 1: the great's favorite bands ever Green Day. Yeah again from
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  Speaker 1: the there Are, from the There Are Ruined the Folks,
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  Speaker 1: Green Day, deck the Halls.
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  Speaker 10: Here we go, this is the season two bea Cholla.
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  Speaker 1: Don we now? Okay?
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  Speaker 11: Up?
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  Speaker 7: Broad So the ancient you chidekire that sasontention?
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  Speaker 1: Does it make it any better for you? I don't
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  Speaker 1: hate it because number one, it's not cream Day, right,
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  Speaker 1: And number two it's not American Idiot, which is one
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  Speaker 1: of your least favorite songs. The lyrics I can stomach.
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  Speaker 1: It's not bad. The lyrics are good. It's like there
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  Speaker 1: we improved it exactly. There's a list of the most
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  Speaker 1: annoying Christmas songs out there. Number one on the list,
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  Speaker 1: but it's the most popular one is the Mariah Carey
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  Speaker 1: All I Want for Christmas is you?
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  Speaker 4: She earned that spot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chipmunks. The Chipmunk song was number two. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: hit the Gun. Yeah, it's called the Exterminator.
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  Speaker 12: It's really bad.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Number three on the list was Felice Navidad by Jose
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I just I don't know that that one.
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  Speaker 1: Holly Jolly Christmas. Burrel Ives. These are the most annoying.
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  Speaker 1: O baby, it's cold outside. These are all classics. Deck
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  Speaker 1: the Hall, John Lennon Christmas, Happy Christmas, War is Over War,
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  Speaker 1: Paul McCartney Wonderful Christmas Time.
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  Speaker 4: Worst of the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well these these are the These are the most annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Are right about that? Think?
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  Speaker 9: Well the Parl McCartney one, I think and I just
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  Speaker 9: heard it in the hallway. I think it's the stupid
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  Speaker 9: synthesizers because the Beatles.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't help.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, they were like they were really into synthesizers and
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  Speaker 9: they played around with them to an annoying a degree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was new. It's kind of how everybody's
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  Speaker 1: doing AI now, Like everything's AI to an obnoxious degree.
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  Speaker 1: We're just not doing it. Yeah, I mean, you want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about annoying Christmas songs? Grandma got run over
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  Speaker 1: by a range. You like this novelty from our house Christmas.
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  Speaker 12: But you would willingly listen to it like in the car.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't change it. It's it's a novelties.
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  Speaker 1: On jingle dogs. I mean, this gotta go our sister
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  Speaker 1: station plays all the Christmas music, and my wife is
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  Speaker 1: addicted to it. Of course, when it's all Christmas gotten,
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  Speaker 1: her car turned it on and this is what was on.
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're playing they're playing that on on on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Unacceptable. Another really annoying one, the Twelve Days
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  Speaker 1: of Christmas. I'd never This is the holiday version of
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: song can die. This sounds like hits Bob. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: that one. Annoying Christmas songs. I'll give you. Uh, the
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  Speaker 1: all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to do that. Yeah, with you
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  Speaker 1: only have two, Frankie, and I could wish you married
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  Speaker 1: Chris Man.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be fine never hearing that again now here.
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  Speaker 1: This is a dumb one and I like it. You
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  Speaker 1: guys know I love this song. Dominic the Donkey.
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  Speaker 5: Its Dominic the Donkey, the Italian Christmas Donkey.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, everybody. Yeah, I've never heard that, you hadn't.
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  Speaker 1: I only heard of it.
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  Speaker 10: Because of you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you only hear it this time of year.
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  Speaker 1: I was only exposed to it from.
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  Speaker 12: You up listening to it. But my birst name is Dominic.
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  Speaker 1: We loved that, but obviously the the worst, the worst,
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  Speaker 1: most annoying Christmas song of all time. But we've had
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  Speaker 1: much discussion about this song over the years. Sea bass
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  Speaker 1: Any guesses. I'm sure it is Christmas. It's Christmas sun
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  Speaker 1: So again, just for anyway, not the worst song sucks,
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  Speaker 1: It sucks.
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  Speaker 3: The worst one is Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
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  Speaker 3: by Bruce Springstown.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, personal worse. No, But like for those of
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  Speaker 1: you maybe not familiar enough with Christmas Shoes, like maybe
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  Speaker 1: you've heard Christmas but you didn't really know. Did you
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  Speaker 1: ever really stop and listen, like when you when you
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  Speaker 1: finally understand what a song is all about? Yeah, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I means it's about.
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  Speaker 9: I don't hate it for the content. I don't hate
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  Speaker 9: it for the production like some A lot of those
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  Speaker 9: other songs have just annoying sound elements and qualities in them.
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  Speaker 9: It's it's an incredibly stupid song and.
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  Speaker 1: Movie, but it's it's so dumb that it's Yeah there's
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  Speaker 1: a movie. Oh yeah, a whole big, in depth review.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God of Christmas Shoes. Yeah the movie. Now
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  Speaker 1: that's what I call Christmas too. And when it is
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  Speaker 1: to be I couldn't leave what.
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  Speaker 11: I heard, and.
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  Speaker 1: I want to buy why for my mom, for your mom?
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  Speaker 1: That's nice, serious Christmas Eve, and these shoes and just
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  Speaker 1: to yourself. They're just her size and she needs them
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  Speaker 1: because she's about to meet Jesus, right, you got to
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  Speaker 1: meet God? Yeah? Okay, Now I'm not a fan like
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  Speaker 1: say you hate Bruce Springsteen. I am not a fan
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  Speaker 1: of Patton Oswald right, the comedy, But he did this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing about Christmas shoes.
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  Speaker 5: One thing about Christmas will not leave me alone, and
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  Speaker 5: that is a song they play a Christmas time. It
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  Speaker 5: is the eeriest, most horrific Christmas song I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 5: And I like Christmas music, so I'm not against Christmas music.
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  Speaker 5: I'm against this dark, disturbing song. And it's called Christmas Shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Does you ever know what I'm talking about? Jesus God.
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  Speaker 5: Song is called Christmas Shoes and it's by a Christian
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  Speaker 5: group called New Song. So I was called Christmas Shoes,
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  Speaker 5: And I'm gonna take you through it very briefly. So
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  Speaker 5: the first verse of the song is it was almost
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  Speaker 5: Christmas time. There I stood in another line, just trying
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  Speaker 5: to buy that last gift or two not really in
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  Speaker 5: the Christmas mood. Oh there's a guy in liner the store.
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  Speaker 5: He's a little cranky, little cranky at Christmas time.
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  Speaker 1: It happens.
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  Speaker 5: And by the way, I'm going to recite these lyrics
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  Speaker 5: because the dude that sings it sings it.
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  Speaker 6: Like this it was almost Christmas, because that's his.
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  Speaker 5: Way of saying, Look, I'm singing in a Christian rock band. Ladies,
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  Speaker 5: make no mistake, I will lay the fire pipe and
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  Speaker 5: you do not. So you get you back in my
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  Speaker 5: room at the La Kinta in to this State fair
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  Speaker 5: where we're playing God tell you chanting this sick evening prayer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does like this whole you go on YouTube
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  Speaker 1: and why he breaks it down and again it's this
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  Speaker 1: thing that this guy's buying these shoes for his mom
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  Speaker 1: who's on her deathbed about to meet God's Merry Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: What a good kid. Yeah. Now those other ones, those
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  Speaker 1: are classic songs. I mean the ones we just went through,
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  Speaker 1: those are the annoying. To be fair, Christmas Shoes didn't
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  Speaker 1: come out until the year two thousands, so it was, well,
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  Speaker 1: he's a new banger, new classic. Well year did the
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  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey one come out?
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  Speaker 4: Because all I want for Cruise nineties definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what's the one? Is it? Bing Crosby? I'm dreaming
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  Speaker 1: of a White Christmas?
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  Speaker 13: So that is from some movie, right, like from Holiday
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  Speaker 13: inn originally and the White Christmas they obviously they made
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  Speaker 13: that movie.
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  Speaker 12: They sing in it, but White Christmas Holiday off of Holiday?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now why why did they reuse the same song
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  Speaker 1: and do the same thing basically for White Christmas and
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  Speaker 1: said like you can't find Holiday in it?
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  Speaker 7: Do you know why?
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  Speaker 1: I see because Bing Crosby is in full on blackface
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  Speaker 1: singing in this in this minstrel shows. The name of
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  Speaker 1: the movie is Holiday. Yeah, I think they buried. I
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  Speaker 1: think they buried this movie somewhere somewhere on the moon.
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  Speaker 1: And so the song became such a big thing, but
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  Speaker 1: they couldn't use it with the movie anymore. So then
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  Speaker 1: they had the movie White Christmas where they used the
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  Speaker 1: same damn songs so it would be associated with the
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  Speaker 1: movie White Christmas. So it's like, if what's what's not
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  Speaker 1: just Big Crosby but the whole band? Oh yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: what's the uh waitresses zipp do the song in the south?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Like if Disney would have just come up with a
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  Speaker 1: different movie and associated into that, and it had been fine.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody had a problem with it. You could have been
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  Speaker 1: if he do that all day. Yeah, this is the
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  Speaker 1: blackface stuff was nineteen forty two, so this is a
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  Speaker 1: full eighty years after slavery had ended. But people were like,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta see asday, I gotta celebrate, you know. So
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  Speaker 1: there's a fun I said that to my Christmas loving wife,
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  Speaker 1: And here's a little fun fact for Christmas five eight seven,
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  Speaker 1: seven forty four. Woody hit us up with the text
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  Speaker 1: over to two two nine eight seven. We got more
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  Speaker 1: what he showed next, hang up. So show returns right
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  Speaker 1: after these. Hey, everybody, it's managed.
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  Speaker 8: Join me Friday, December twelfth, from noon to two pm
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  Speaker 8: in Glendale for the grand celebration of the Salvation Armies
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  Speaker 8: in ourmmunity.
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  Speaker 1: A Woody show. Hi, welcome back everybody. It is Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: It's December the eleventh. It's a National app Day, which
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and assume it's four appetizers, yes please, yes,
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  Speaker 1: not for like phone apps. That It is also National
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  Speaker 1: Stretching Day, so happening National Thanks Surturday birthday, speaking of
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  Speaker 1: stretching porn on birthday. That will be coming up here
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  Speaker 1: in just a couple of minutes. First Menace. What is
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  Speaker 1: happening in the world of entertainment?
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  Speaker 8: Well, Steve Crell will be starring in an upcoming HBO
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  Speaker 8: comedy series called Rooster. It's an original comedy debuting March
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  Speaker 8: twenty twenty six, and it's about a comedy Well it's.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like comic or now.
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  Speaker 8: It's about like a comedy writer who lives on a
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  Speaker 8: campus and he has like a bunch of drama with
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  Speaker 8: his daughter. So that's basically what the premise of it is.
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  Speaker 8: And Steve Crell returning to comedy. I supp or this
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  Speaker 8: because I mean I watched them in the Morning Show
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  Speaker 8: on Apple TV. I did enjoy it, but I'm like, let's.
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  Speaker 1: Bring back the funny. There's been too much serious acting
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  Speaker 1: with I think he went it's like a pendulum right
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  Speaker 1: swings the polar opposite. So after the whole Michael Scott
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  Speaker 1: office thing, I think he had to do enough stuff
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  Speaker 1: for a while, you know, yeah, just show that he can, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that was pretty good ago.
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  Speaker 12: That was a very serious film, Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, I guess he just want to show off
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  Speaker 8: his skill set maybe in acting. All right, moving on,
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  Speaker 8: we had Arian Grande, remember she got attacked on the
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  Speaker 8: red carpet of the movie that Greg enjoys.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna find out if Greg's review of Wicked Too
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  Speaker 1: is coming up this morning.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So, anyways, that guy is trying to make himself famous
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  Speaker 8: by you know, rushing celebrities. And the one that he
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  Speaker 8: tried to rush just recently was Lady Gaga in Australia.
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  Speaker 8: This guy has been well they like, you know, just
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  Speaker 8: jump at them and it's like run up on a celebrity.
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  Speaker 8: And he tried to do this at a Lady Gaga show.
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  Speaker 8: But his face has been everywhere so much that fans
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  Speaker 8: started spotting him in the audience and started booing him
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  Speaker 8: before the show even started. He couldn't even run up
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  Speaker 8: on stage because he already got kicked out of the venue.
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  Speaker 12: Now is he getting like front row tickets to be
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  Speaker 12: able to do this kind of stuff?
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  Speaker 9: I don't think you can at least get four seats,
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  Speaker 9: as we've seen many times. Let's take the Dave Chappelle
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  Speaker 9: could have been stabbed to death.
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  Speaker 1: It's the security. A lot of venues is not secure.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, so they come from wherever.
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  Speaker 1: It's just show, Yeah for sure. Also it's like what
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  Speaker 1: do these guys go to the security academy? Is what
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  Speaker 1: it is? Yeah, what's this guy's like profit motive? Like,
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  Speaker 1: how's how's this? Okay? Well he's putting it on social
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  Speaker 1: media is what he's doing. Like do they monetize stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that because there's like cardnarks. They won't monetize for
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff because they think depending on the
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  Speaker 1: on the.
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  Speaker 9: Let's just take this card knocks on Instagram one point
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  Speaker 9: three million followers, hundreds of thousands of views. Every time
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  Speaker 9: I was a video on there, I got a check
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  Speaker 9: for five dollars and eighty six cents last month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: there's no there's no money and just in Instagram views.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be there is a YouTube you gotta do,
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  Speaker 1: Like a partnership for endorsement of some camera does not
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  Speaker 1: pay you. I don't know. Maybe he's just doing it
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  Speaker 1: for clout.
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  Speaker 8: But also it reminded me like, oh, when we go
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  Speaker 8: backstage at venues, like once in a great while, you'll
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  Speaker 8: see like a photo of somebody like, hey, watch.
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  Speaker 1: Out for this guy. Yeah you know stalkers. Didn't you
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  Speaker 1: have a face? Your name was up at some condtion
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  Speaker 1: to me, but that was a sex conference.
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  Speaker 9: Because they knew that as I had been there the
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  Speaker 9: year before and like exposed them for how gross and
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  Speaker 9: weird they are.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't like that. Yeah, I didn't like that, and
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  Speaker 1: I can share this story now.
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  Speaker 8: But sometimes they do get up on stage and one time,
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  Speaker 8: thirty seconds to march, like they invite all these people
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  Speaker 8: up on stage and I recorded this video that's awesome.
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  Speaker 8: It's like an incredible view. But one of these people
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: that they were looking out for ended up on stage
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: and they're like, hey, don't please like take this video
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: down because it showed the personal sucks. What well Rock
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: and Eve is happening, and they're trying to like put
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: it out there like oh the headliner is Diana Ross.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: But dude, the lineup is insane.
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I I know, like all the news reports
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: is like Diana Ross headlining Rock and Eve, and I'm like, dude,
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: Seacrest is like bringing the heat. Listen to all the
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: people that are gonna be on Rock and Eve. It's
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: gonna be four nine Blondes, fifty cent Ajar, Big Extra Plugs,
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: Chance the Rapper, Charlie Pooth, chap O Rone, Sierra Denely, Demo,
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  Speaker 8: Demi Levado, Busser Rhymes, t I Y Cleft, John Fillmore, Goo,
• 19:53
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• 19:59
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  Speaker 1: Little, Big Town, Madison Beer. We the whole line.
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  Speaker 8: Carry new kids on the block when public people bust
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  Speaker 8: Malone got it, Dude, so.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Many you're like leading with Diana Ross. I get it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, you know, famous and stuff called dude speaking
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: of Bust of Rhymes and people being that guy that
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: jumped in the line for Area on a Grande. Yeah,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: there's this dude he went up to Bust of Rhymes.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah that video. Yeah, he was trying to know. He
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: was confused. He was he was being at and he's like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: and Busts being really cool, really fun. Yeah, and he goes,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: all right, come on, let me get a picture of
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan here. Yeah, like you could tell Bust Rhymes
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: could have killed this dude's right where he stood. If
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: there there's too many people around, he would have Oh yeah,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: he would have busted his He's such a nice guy.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I met him one time and he was drinking.
• 21:03
  Speaker 15: I was drinking a pepsi and I finished it and
• 21:05
  Speaker 15: he asked me if he could have it, and he
• 21:07
  Speaker 15: poked little holes in it and he made like a
• 21:09
  Speaker 15: little like pipe to out.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: He's like, here, that's for you. I was like, thank
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: you very much.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: One of the best interviews we've ever done was Lester
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: Ryan's at the Grammys.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: That's where we were. Yeah, he's all of fun. But
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: this kid, this kid could easily died that day. There's
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: just been a dick he was recording. Yeah, yeah, I
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: don't wish she would have slapped him. How are they
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: even get all those people on uh one yeah one year.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I know, I can't even get through the whole list.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: There was like fifteen more. Well, they have to get
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: to oh there are, yeah, the whole list. Yeah, we'll
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: they have to get to a dynamic ross nice and
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: early because you know she goes to bed earlier, you
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: know old. Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much, menace,
• 21:49
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• 21:53
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  Speaker 1: the bubble Bee. Yeah, twenty nine years old today. Another
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• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Nicky Bens and today's birthday girl, she has been stuffed
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• 23:40
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• 23:45
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• 23:51
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• 23:54
  Speaker 1: gets her ass serviced. You gotta do that time.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, as like the cookies.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Nicky Benz, who's forty four years old today.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Met youporna birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that is a
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: little look. What's happening around the world is entertainment here
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  Speaker 1: on the Woodies Show, and we begin another new hour
• 24:17
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  Speaker 1: Check in over to two two nine eight seven. Coming
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: up for you this hour, We've got Greg's much anticipated
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: review of the new Wicked here is good. Yeah, so
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: we made him force him to go watch the first one.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Greg and I I think are the two biggest haters
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: of musicals totally in general. Yeah, but just weird, just
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: for fun. You know, everybody thought it'd be fun to
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: send Greg to go yeah see it. Yeah, yeah, you
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: love misery And he hated the first one, but dude,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: well that changed for the second one, because there's lot
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: of people that loved the first one but hated the
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: second one. But will be the opposite. Hate the first one,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: love the second one. We'll find out. We'll find out. Yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: SeaBASS also has something for us this hour, something not
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Wicked related, something else that he took a look at it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You know, so maybe we don't have to even bother
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: with that. We just trying to save some time. Yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: we're very well. We all say like, I'm so appreciative
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: of your time. Thank you for you know, tuning in
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and giving us some of your attention. And we do
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. That's a good time and your money. That's right.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: So so that's coming up here for you this hour.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You have a brand new redneck news that I'll get
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to here in just a moment. But Greg's got some
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: big news. You guys. It's happened. It's happening.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: What did I say at the start of the year,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: It's the year of Yolo, and it's going to end
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: the year of Yolo. I scheduled my elective surgery.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting that next sucked in I'm doing. It's the
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: gayest thing you've done all year. It's probably the gayest
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: thing I've ever done.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So say goodbye to this droopy old lady. My god,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I hope it works.
• 26:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, there's not much to take Greg.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If they don't overtighten, it'll
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: be cool.
• 26:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah, or an after picture is going to look pretty
• 26:20
  Speaker 12: much the same.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: I know it's not You're going to be pulled pretty tight.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Really, you think, yeah, it's good.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Let me hopefully it doesn't look dumb.
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: But no, no, no, no, no, you're going to be
• 26:30
  Speaker 12: snatched as yeah, exactly.
• 26:31
  Speaker 13: Let me.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Let me. Let me tell you how I'm looking at
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I think with Greg, like Greg notices it. I don't
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: think anybody else notices it has like a turkey neck. Yeah,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it's like the reason I don't want to do. I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: can do a lot of stuff around the house, like
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I could. I could do tile. I'm sure I've done
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: some tile, like you know before, you like, I understand
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: how to do it, and I've done a little bit
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: of it. I could figure things out things I didn't,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and I like that stuff. But here's what I don't like.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: If something isn't exactly how I wanted it to be,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: most people of people would never notice that this one
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: little piece is maybe just off, just a tiny bit.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing I'd see. It's like Greg with
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that scratch on his car, right, it's the only thing
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: he noticed, even though it had been repaired. I couldn't tell.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I'm staring at the bumper like I couldn't tell. So
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be one of those things that
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: nobody else notices except for Greg.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and hopefully that will be the result of it,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: because apparently they say, like when you get your haircut,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: people shouldn't notice that you got your haircut. It should
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: be that unnoticed natural. So hopefully this neck thing will
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: not be overly noticeable.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: It'll be one of those like what is it, Greg?
• 27:38
  Speaker 16: What they do?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Do they explain it to you? Like, how do they
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: do it?
• 27:42
  Speaker 16: So?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: What would you call this area under your jaw line,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: like where you're below the ear, like where your jaw
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: starts to go forward. It's kind of like the back
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: of your jaw the hinge were the hinges the hinge
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: incision on each there and here, so on each side
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: under the jaw line under your ear ears, and then
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: one incision right under your chin.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be able to see that afterwards un
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: heels really well. Help I know girl that had it
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: done and you can't notice.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they take through the side incisions. I
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: don't know what they do with the front incision under
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: the chin, I honestly don't know. But on the side
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: ones they put in, for lack of a better word,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: a skewer, and it goes into your off your neck
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: and then on the outside it has this kind of
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: a wand type thing with a circle on it and
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: it kind of closes over it and then they slowly
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: pull it out and it cooks your insides, burns it
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: and it as they slowly pull it out, it smells
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: like like like bard frying.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So it's not light bo it's not light bo. No,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: it's heat, and then it cooks you on the way
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: out last forever. I don't up getting fat again, you know,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Like then I guess I could do who had all
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the weight gain in her forehead? That was exact question. Watch,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: that's the first place that your body just naturally deposits fat. Greg,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I'd probably watched through all this and like you'll go
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: on my forehead one little package of peanut butter m
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: and MS and boom.
• 29:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you ask a good question. I should probably do
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: some research before I go.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, the girl that I know that had it done,
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: she had it done like twelve years before and it's
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: still still took.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: And me ask you a question. Obviously this is something
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: that like insurance doesn't cover new Yeah, so like what
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: is something like that cost?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I think what you're paying for, really is the actual
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: tool because they only use it one time, and that's
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: not cheap.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: How much is it? I would Yeah, it's around a grand.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, that's just for the tools. That's something
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: like this procedure. I'm going to say in the neighborhood
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: of three to three grand, less than I thought. That's
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: less than I thought too. I was thinking more like fine,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I'm saying at least five. Yeah, I'm rinding it down
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: to three grand.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: And how long did they say it's going to take
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: to heal?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: It varies greatly, so two days to a week. They
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: say you're back to normal in two days. And the
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: reason I'm doing it while, you know, like this time
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: of year, is because I have a break and people
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: are on break and I don't have to go in
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: public that much, and I have to wear this like
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: We talked about that. It's like old man Christmas Carol.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: So all right, I can't wait to see the after.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I see your fat phace now, but I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: wait to see it getting getting The year of Yolow
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: for Greg Guard started and ended great. I got a
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: brand new redneck news. You've got to go outside to
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: grab something out the bridge. That is britten news in
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: today read decades. It's from Door County, Wisconsin with the police.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: They were out on patrol and they noticed a pick
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: them up truck on the road coming toward them. They
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: know a couple of things. Number One, it was hauling
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: ass like way over the speed limit. Number Two, one
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of the headlights way bigger than the other one. So
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: they whipped around. They pulled the driver over license registration.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: All right, cool, They took a look around. They walked
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: around the car, check out this headlight, and they saw
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that one was indeed normal, but the other wasn't a
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: headlight at all. It was a flashlight that the dude
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: had just attached to the front of the car with
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: duct tape.
• 31:34
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously you can't do that. Not an arrestable offence
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: by any means. Just trash it. There you go, great,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: check solid. It's better than not having a light. That's
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: a really cool police department. They commented on the case, saying, quote,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: while an attempt was made to increase visibility, a flashlight
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: is not a safe or legal replacement for proper headlights.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: The driver name not release was ticketed could face some
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: additional charge. Yeah, yeah, not the worst story you've ever heard.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I like it. Try. Yeah, that's
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: from dor County, Wisconsin, where the cops busted a guy
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: who tried to replace a headlight on his pickup truck
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: by duct taping a flashlight onto the hood of a
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: car like this. And there you go. That is today's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: red Nick. I suppose take the break will come back,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and then Greg's canna tell us all about what he
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: thought about Wicked too. Oh wow, the review we've been
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: waiting to hear since we knew the movie was coming out.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: That's next on the Woodi Show. Hang on the Woodie Show.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: We'll be right back the Woodie Show.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Well, the only person I know who is as excited
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: as my wife for the Wicked movies, the first one
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and now this latest one that just came out is
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Greg going yeah on top, counting down it blah blah
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: blah blah. Yeah. So we we actually forced Greg to
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: go see the first one. Hated it in living color,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Men on film, on books.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Up and a Kiss in a Reformation.
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Uh so we figured it was only right because this
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is the end, right, this is there were only going
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: to be two.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Right, I might have news what talk of a prequel
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: about Glinda.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: That's how they always do, which has nothing to.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Do there's no book of that or musical that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: That's just just fabricated to make money. That the money,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: they'll do the prequel and then they'll do part three.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be well, Greg, get ready, we'll you'll get
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: to go see that one too. Floating to the theater
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: message back, I saw that Gina posted a pretty funny
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: meme because we're talking about like Ariana Grande and Ariba,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you know, like how they're paling around and this kind
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of weird thing they have with each other. And Gina
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: had this meme that she posted, and it's true. If
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: you've ever known theater kids, they're just weird, like and
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: they are like that.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: If anyone who thinks this relationship is weird has never
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: been around theater kids, they're all like this.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: It's super annoying. Yeah, like a couple. Now all right,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: it's Greg. You went to did you go with anybody
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: who was just like a like a solo outing people
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you're on a business mind. I went with Mario and
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: we saw it in imax. This is the first time
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I ever experienced IMAX. What wow, And you know there
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: are a couple of people like waiting in line for
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: pop going going. I bet you they're going to go work. Yeah, which,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I noticed no difference in IMAX other than it's so
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: crazy loud.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I thought I was. I thought I was deaf before.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I do hate that, definitely deaf. You know, the size
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: of the screen being much larger. Really, all the movie
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: screens look big to me.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: So at least you went in those comfy chairs.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that ruled.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: And I actually didn't fall asleep during Wicked for Good,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: which is centered around Glinda and Alphaba. So Glinda is
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: the good Witch arian and she don't know I'm telling this,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: who don't know?
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: You?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Just shut up?
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know a good witch.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. All the dorks in the room
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: calmed down and calmed down and let the non psycho
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: people understand. What the hell is this? Morgan you.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Glinda is the good Witch played by Ariana Grande, who
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: is so scanny, she's so look Yeah in Alphaba is
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: the misunderstood green One who is considered the wicked Witch,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: but in reality she's actually a really good person. Now
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: at this point, Glinda has risen to power. She's real popular,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: she's totally loved by everybody. Alphabet is hated and Oz
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: actually wants her dead. And these two were friends. They've
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: kind of drifted apart because Ariana Grande. It has just
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: drunk with popularity and like the tin Man getting a
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: heart in The Wizard of Oz. I didn't love Wicked
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: for good, but I did not hate it. If like
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: and hate were a scale, it would tip ever so
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: slightly in the like direction.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Really is was the music like broken up?
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: Like?
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: It was more broken up. The music was more talky
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: than singing. There's a lot of mixtures of talking with singing.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: The lyrics were ridiculous. We'll get to that in a second.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: But the couple things I did like about it. There
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: were more allusions made to the Wizard of Oz, like
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: you see the building of the Yellow Brick Road. There's
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: a lot of animal justice in the movie, because animals
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: are hated in this version of Oz, but they get
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: some revenge. There's gonna be a lot of spoilers here
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: if you're not familiar with Wicked, right, there's more actual
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: dialogue like you mentioned in Menace, it's darker in theme,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: It's a good story about two friends who drift apart
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: and they lead separate lives. I also liked the start
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: of tin Man. You kind of see the origin of
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: the tin Man. I like how the Wizard was a
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: total con man. He's like a villain. You think he's
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: the hero and the Wizard of Oz he's a bad dude.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I forget Greg, Did you like the Wizard of Oz? Yes? Overall? Okay,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: so maybe that's what Maybe because there's more and more
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: of Oz, like, yeah, tin Man and Mine and the
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: other complete, So maybe that was what exactly, because I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: actually know about the Wizard of Oz. When I saw
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Wicked the first one, I thought, what the hell is this?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I don't get any of it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: This is way more Wizard of Oz like, and Dorothy
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: in this one actually makes a cameo. So that's what
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: I liked about this movie. You kind of feel like, oh,
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I'm watching behind the scenes. You see Dorothy. It's not
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Judy Garland, it's just you only see it from behind
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: walking and it kind of explains a lot of that stuff.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: And you see more about the flying monkeys, which I
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: think are pretty bad ass.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: They're cool. Yeah. I saw a couple of things about, like, uh,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: how they had to make the yellow brick Road look
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: a little different. They couldn't because of all the copyright
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: or trademark, I don't know how the yeah whatever, the
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: intellectual property of the original film of the Road. Yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: they can't show Dorothy's face. They did not allowed to
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: do that. They can't. The pattern of the brick had
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: to be different, like, no idea they were, Trust me,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I live with a wicked obsessed freak. Who the original
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: wid right bomb?
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: I would imagine?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but who owns it down? Yeah, he's nuclear dead,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: But who owns the right Like what what the studio
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: or whoever.
• 38:52
  Speaker 12: Was the Lollipop Guild in there?
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: No?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: And then that's the thing that I didn't understand. They
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: refer to munchkins like they do in the Wizard of Us.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: They're not small.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: They don't do that anymore. In the New Snow White
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: they're not.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Because there's this one character. His name is Bach, and
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I think in real life he used to date Ariana g.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Dude is weird looking af.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: That's why beauty models now are no longer beautiful. It's
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: not allowed Skinny hot people like Bach goes to the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: train station. He can't take a ride because they've forbidden
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: munchkins from taking this train. And I thought he's a
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: munchkin say.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Pretty much changed to like munchkins means redhead.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: It made no sense. So there's a few things I
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: did like about it. The things I didn't like about
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: it a lot of it. But the acting completely subpar.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: This was high school theater at best. Agree you would
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: think a massive budget movie, a massive money earner would
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: have this insanely amazing acting. Totally subpar. This is like
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: rookie acting. The singing was a mix of talking and singing.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Like I mentioned, harendous lyrics, especially in one of the
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: first songs that Glinda sings. It's called thank Goodness.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. One of the lyrics Wouldie I issue not.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: It comes a little bit later in the song, but
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: one of the lyrics is a little well complicated. There's
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: kind of a sort of cost. There's a couple of
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: things get lost. There are bridges you cross you didn't
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: know you crossed until you've crossed.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Garbage cross cross.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: There are bridges you cross you didn't know you crossed
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: until you've crossed.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Moronic Is that?
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: I dug a little bit into it, and they said
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: that Wizard of Oz is owned by Warner Brothers Pictures,
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: and Universal is the one that put out this movie. Okay,
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: so yeah, I guess that's why there's some copyright thing.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: But the book that it's based on is public domain.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know where this lyric is. The very it's
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: towards the very end. It's so bad. What he's true,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the very very end, very very un before that, Yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I'm giving up on them. We're there are bridges you cross.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You don't know you cross until you've crossed. Wow, we
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: all know what stone or five year old wrote those lyrics.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I liked how the wedding between Glinda and Fierro got
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: totally ruined. That was good because it was like anti
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: fairy tale. I hated how quickly this Fierro guy went
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: from loving Glinda to loving Alphaba out of nowhere. It
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: was a fast herd of events. I thought that was dumb.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: There was a borderline sex scene, which I found very surprising.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: People though, this is very sillacious.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, between this guy Fierro and Alphaba. It was suggestive.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: It wasn't a sex scene, but it was very suggestive.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: And I liked how Fierro told Alphaba that she's beautiful
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: and she thought he was lying, and he said, I'm
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: just seeing things in a different way. I thought that
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: was very awe babe. Now back to the music in
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 42:04
  Speaker 15: But sorry, how pissed would you be if a guy
• 42:06
  Speaker 15: said you're beautiful because I'm seeing things in a different way.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not such a nice.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: So then in the end, Glinda and Alphaba they have
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: a total renaissance. They realize they love each other again.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: They are just so in love with their friendship. But
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: they have to say goodbye. And their final goodbye song
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I believe it's called Oh, I don't even know what
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: it's called for good thank you, Gina, and I actually.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Liked that song.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I thought it was touching, some of the lyrics were good.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: But major spoiler alert, Gina, you'll already know this because
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: it happened in the.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Play and in the movie. You think Alphaba died and
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: it would have ruled because I was kind of bommed.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, this is kind of sad. Alphaba died,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Glinda goes to where her hat is on the floor,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: and you're thinking, like, oh, damn, that's pretty sad. But no,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Alphabet went into a trap door. She didn't die.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: She goes off with Fierro, who becomes the scarecrow. W Yeah,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: because he got all beaten up in this field, beaten
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: nearer to death. And then I guess the spells like
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: don't let.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Him die, don't let him bleed.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Made scare made him into a scarecrow. So his face
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: looks all weird and it's got like nash and straw.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: He's still hot.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Jonathan Bailey is not your guy.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think not at all.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: But overall, with the exception of these insanely stupid lyrics,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I I think I found them before you, Gregg.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I pulled up on Spotify, you know,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: and go right to the lyrics. Its strange, but it
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: seems a little well, that's it complicated.
• 43:51
  Speaker 17: There's a cot, there's a couple of things, kid.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Lost, there are brids, is.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: There is there a worse lyrics? It's not a story
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: of mankind stupid.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I would be crossed if I was already on a grande.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I said, no, I am not saying it right. She
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: did a job with it for that being a lyric.
• 44:28
  Speaker 15: Yeah, but do you know why you shouldn't have been
• 44:31
  Speaker 15: quote unquote surprised that she didn't die at the end.
• 44:34
  Speaker 15: Why because in the song and the song that you hate,
• 44:36
  Speaker 15: the thank Goodness, they say like everyone thinks pure water
• 44:39
  Speaker 15: will melt her. People are so empty, howded don't believe anything,
• 44:42
  Speaker 15: and that's what they get the idea.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't read into it that much neat and
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I couldn't take notes during a movie, obviously, but I
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: remembered that lyric and I told myself, don't forget this lyrics.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: But overall, on a scale of five five yellow bricks,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I'm giving Wicked for good three yellow brick.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not horrific, not great bricks. All right, Well, you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: know what, I am surprised and I didn't fall asleep.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: That's a big deal.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: More actionally, yeah, I gotta tell you your review of it. Overall,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna watch it, but I'm leaning more toward
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: maybe i'd watch it. I'm not gonna watch it, yeah,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: but I'm now leaning more toward maybe I would. It
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be the torture you expected it to be.
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you get stuck on a plane and there's
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: nothing else, all the other movies got deleted.
• 45:41
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I think I just raw dogged the first one you
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: would Yeah, nuclear, I'm never gonna see that. Yeah all right, well,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: thank you, Greg. Sorry to spoil the ending for everybody.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: The real fans have seen it nine times. Greg, this
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: is and it's time for the Woodie Show original game.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: What did he tell the cops? Trademark copyright. So I'll
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: tell you the story and then you try to guess
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: what did he tell the cops. It's about a guy
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: in Florida. He was a hauling ass over one hundred
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: mile an hour and then the car he was hauling
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: all that ass in was stolen, you guys, a BMW.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: He crashed it. The cops arrived on the scene, asked them,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: hey man, what happened? And this is where you guys
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: guess what did he tell the cops? Faulty accelerator, faulty accelerator, stolen,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: stolen car, found the car and was getting it back
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: to the owner.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say, is driving it
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: back to its rightful owner.
• 46:48
  Speaker 12: Okay, he was late to go see Dancing with the
• 46:51
  Speaker 12: Stars that night, so you had to steal a.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, wrapped up. Everybody knows that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 17: I mean, it's as ridiculous, but I think he's gonna
• 47:00
  Speaker 17: just be honest and say he saw the car, he
• 47:02
  Speaker 17: wanted to drive it, and he wanted to see how fast.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It could go. Well, uh, he told them that he
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: didn't steal the car and that he was transported into
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: the car against his will by aliens.
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: Oh that.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Love that. Here's a clip from one of the officers,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: body can teleportpore to get the car from I don't know,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. No, did you come from park? So
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you got you saved me from aliens. Teleport You saved
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: me from the aliens. Thank you so much. So he
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: was arrested charged with grand theft, auto driving on a
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: suspended license. There's some alien movie or something that's like
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: blowing up on Amazon Prime. That's like, that's a great department. Yeah,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I haven't. I don't look for any alien movies. Yeah, doc,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you serious thing? To watch it on the real aliens? Greg? Oh,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: the real ones? Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: By the way, we've got an after hours voicemail about
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Greg and his love of certain movies. So after the show,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: anytime you want to call in. You got something you're
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: listening to the podcast, you want to chime in on
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: something eight seven seven forty four, Woody Bay, Greg.
• 48:22
  Speaker 11: I am so glad somebody else loves The Ref as
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: a Christmas movie. I mean, I'm tired of having to
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: explain to people how great this movie is. So I'm
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: so happy that you. But you're one of the reasons
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: why I listen to the show. And I know you
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: have a great mom. But for those of us whose
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: moms are less than perfect, so many times I wanted
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: to tell her to go nail herself to a cross
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: like in the movie. I'm sure you can explain to
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: everybody what that one's about. All right, take care, bye bye.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Do you got to watch The Ref this season? All right,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: it's so good, I'll try it. I do like Dennis Leary. Yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: he's awesome in this movie.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: Oh that movie is called Age of Disclosure. Each close,
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: let's break it's about aliens. All right, check it out
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: on Amazon Prime. Now we were we were surprised with
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: Greg Gory's review of Wicked too. Yeah, didn't hate it,
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: didn't hate didn't.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Love it, didn't love it, love it. I mean I
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be just a pure hatred.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: No, didn't destroy it, way better than the first roe.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Now will we be just as surprised when Sea Bass
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: tells us? Because you know we've we've mentioned a couple
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: of times already on the show. We played you a
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: couple of clips already. But see bats went and watched
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: the whole thing, and we're gonna get his review here
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: real quick. On Sebastian Maniscalco's Netflix, Yeah, sorry, Tulu on
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Hulu Beware called it ain't right.
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: And first off, he comes out, he's playing this to
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: a sold out packed United Center in Chicago, and he's
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: because that's where he's from. If you can't tell how
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: he faked talks like this, he comes out with a
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: sm Sebastian man of Scalco like like puff the Greaser
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: jacket from the Greaser Jacket, Pink Lady's jacket from Greece.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: On the back, it says it ate right, so you're
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: not confused about what's going on. That's he's got his
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: name on his jacket, he's got the title of the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: special in his back. It was taped over a year ago,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: so there's a lot of like Olympics references. You're like, wait,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: what oh, that's why he's talking about that. I mean
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: the Olympics are coming back around again. Yeah, I mean
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: not summer, but but a year to release.
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was straight straight. He was professionally shot, obviously.
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: Here's a clip. He's talking about kids and going to
• 50:31
  Speaker 9: parties and stuff and how other people's children are sometimes rude.
• 50:35
  Speaker 18: Right, and these kids today they have no problem talking
• 50:38
  Speaker 18: to adults.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Growing up, I was scared of other adults. These kids,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: they come right up to you and rude. Eight years old,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the kids like, where's my burger?
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, disconnected.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: There's no call for that kind of language. Luddy, vulgar
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect. You've got a
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: dirty horse mouth. Isn't that classic? Sea Bess is classic?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I'll admit at this point that is classic Sea Bess. Yeah.
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: So the point is he tells the burger, or he
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: tells the kid too, I get the f out of here,
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: and I don't like your parents either, which didn't happen
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: number one. But number two is not a joke. Like
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: if a rude kick, if a kid comes up to
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: you and you're you know, you're you're manning the grill
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: at a party. He says, oh, where's my burger? And
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: you would never get the f out of here, kid,
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: that's not.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: The reason they're there, and you're right. There's right again.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: But he like but he does it all with this
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: breathing the voice.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: So it's that kind of theme follows. He talks about
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: going he's an old man now, he's in his fifties.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: He's going to the doctor. And his description again find
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: the joke here, this is this is what he waits.
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: He sits on this line his description of a doctor visit.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to the doctor and it's weird. They
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: come out and they asked you to come in. They
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: say your name is Sebastian. Okay, I always go the
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: wrong way. I know, that's why. No, I'm trying that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I got out, Margaret, what are you laughing at? And
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: then you come in?
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I relate to that, you guys, And he's just.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: And he's the movement. He's kind of like puttering around
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the stage like like he's lost laughing. But that's not funny.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: By the way, you don't have to feel bad for Sago.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: The guy's making a billion dollars so much he's the
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: guy's cleaning up and I do realize that comedy is subjective, right,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: So you know we get people a time. Oh you
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: guys like Joe Cooy and you guys like you know
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: and like all these different people.
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah that what you just brought there is what I
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: became I rate at watching the Sebastian Manscalco special is
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: I'm no longer met at him.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at the crowd. I am discouraging it because
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: what they're laughing at is a cartoon character.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Especially in that example right there, he says, they come
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: out and they say Sebastian and they cracked up.
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: And what he's doing is he doesn't have jokes per se.
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: So he's what he's doing is he's selling the hell
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: out of it with the cartoon voice and the silly
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: little walk.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we did it when we talked about like, uh,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: you know that that clip that we had, uh where
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: they were talking about like couples watching TV together and
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: like he didn't he didn't say anything like oh have
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you seen blah blah, And then people are freaking out
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the Jeffrey Dubber. He didn't, he didn't, Yeah, he didn't
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: say anything.
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: It's people are laughing at stuff you laugh at when
• 53:23
  Speaker 9: you're a five year old, which is funny voices and
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: silly walks.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here he is.
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: I have another I was there's a big chunk about
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: him and his wife and watching TV together. Again, this
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: is a him and his wife. See if you can
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: find the joke in this?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: All right? Now, my wife and I can't agree on
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: what to watch at the end of the long day.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I want to watch something that has like some like
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a gun or like an equalizer Benzel Washington, Oh yeah,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: what's going on here? That's what I want to see.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: She's like, you want to watch Love is Wind?
• 53:53
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I would love to watch Love his Wind
• 53:57
  Speaker 18: fifty one years old.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 53:59
  Speaker 15: Big, all right, all right, because men be watching this
• 54:05
  Speaker 15: type of thing and women be watching that, And I
• 54:07
  Speaker 15: thought to myself, like.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: It should be menace.
• 54:09
  Speaker 17: Yet I'm all right, Like this is the kind of
• 54:13
  Speaker 17: stuff we would say that you'd have this conversation like
• 54:16
  Speaker 17: here in the studio about whatever topic, but we don't
• 54:19
  Speaker 17: expect it to be like I would never write that down.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that's gold. Can you not get a writer to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: make a punchline with you?
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Punch that up?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I think he could there be a joke in there.
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: Of course, of course there could be. He could go
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: into like have an angle on it about love is
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: blind or about the equalizer. But I said, it's just
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: my wife like this and I like that. But the
• 54:35
  Speaker 9: future is all right. Uh, here's something that is technically
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: a joke. So so far, I haven't heard anything I
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: think that Sea Best would like. And I'm also getting
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: the vibe from Sea Beast that he wasn't.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Really himself all that much on just real quick.
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: You said he could get something to punch it up
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: or give him a punchline, but he obviously doesn't need to.
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's learned to do this this technique that's just awful.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: And here's technically a joke. He's again this is taped
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: last year, so he's talking about the Paralympics and this
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: amazing swimmer he saw.
• 54:59
  Speaker 18: All right, do you want to feel lazy about yourself?
• 55:03
  Speaker 18: Watch the para Olympics. I was watching swimming. Guy had
• 55:09
  Speaker 18: no legs and no arms. It's kind of what you
• 55:13
  Speaker 18: need to do the sport.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's a kind of a joke, right, Yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 18: Yeah, Now I'm sitting there in my underwear, eat and popcorn.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Watch him a guy swim with his eyelashes?
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: All right, that's okay. Those are technically jokes. Yeah, but again,
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: is that worth an arena of people laughing?
• 55:36
  Speaker 11: No?
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: Like if I if we wrote that here in the studio,
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: it'd be like, oh okay, yeah, that wouldn't be like,
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: let's take this.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: On the road. I mean maybe fifty dollars. He could
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: have gone somewhere with it. I guess it would be
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the build of it, like and then
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: it pays off. Would you cut it off? No?
• 55:51
  Speaker 19: No, that's it why I put in the effort, right exactly.
• 55:55
  Speaker 19: But that's like menace could have no offense, could have
• 55:57
  Speaker 19: written that joke. Yeah, what's like if you talked about it?
• 55:59
  Speaker 19: What's this him with his eyelashes? Yeah, okay, that's cute,
• 56:01
  Speaker 19: that's funny.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: But like that's that whole thing.
• 56:03
  Speaker 9: Okay, So let's let's end this up. This is the
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: end it ate, right, okay on Hulusabashian Maniscalko. In fact,
• 56:08
  Speaker 9: we don't have to watch it because we alreadyind of Yeah. Yeah,
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: and again, I'm sorry, mister Maniscalco, but I'm gonna blow
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: your big closer. This is the the end bit, he
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: has this whole like ten minutes about going to Universal
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: Studios with his kids, and he talks about this weirdo
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: guy who sat down next to him at some point
• 56:23
  Speaker 9: Universal Studios, and what's wrong with this guy that sat
• 56:26
  Speaker 9: next to him?
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: All right, three daughters, a wife, he's in his mid forties.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Starts talking to me. He's right in at me, right
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: right in, like we came to the park together. Starts talking.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: He's like, what time does this what time does this start?
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: This guy's got no pe no pe no.
• 56:44
  Speaker 18: All I'm saying is prioritize you're life.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: You don't go to Universal.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: And then he did, teeth, you get pease.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Cost as much.
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: As to take it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: God, bless your I love you, thank you for.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Coming to Okay. I kind of like that. Yeah, that's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, let's prioritize. Agree with the s
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: of it, but believable. And then when he and then
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: he says, what does you start? Like, yep, because people
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: come on. But the big laugh line there was he
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: said teeth and a funny voice.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it works for him.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Some said the guy on s n L who impersonated
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: him was funnier. That guy which yeah, check it out. Yeah,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: that bit kids kids keeps getting passed around. He's coming
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: out with a special soon too. Oh yeah, I saw
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: something would would be funny, kind of like Adam Ray
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: going around as doctor Phil. That'd be funny if he
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: went around doing got paid to see that. Somebody on
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: the text really interest it'd be you never get him
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: on record saying it. I wonder what other comedians think
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: about they would have crapped on fifteen years ago.
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: But now that he is one of the quote unquote
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: illuminati again, I think he was the highest grossing comedian
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: a couple of years ago.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that he's a big name that they don't want.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: To do that.
• 58:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I have heard from people who have dealt
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: with him personally that he's a dick. So that's why
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad about Honestly, I don't feel like
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the word on him is that he started very AsSalt
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: to the Earth, very cool, very whatever, and then overtime,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: as he's gotten more popular, he's become a real prick.
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: And he ended the he ended the special by what
• 58:34
  Speaker 9: follows him? You know, he's walking backstage at the United
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: Center and he's back there, but his kids, daddy.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: But there's a camera waiting right there for him. Of course, Jack,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: guess I.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Want to scale of one to five diapers that you
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: need to because you're peeing so much from laughing, Yes, a.
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: Comedian from laughing one now, But as a comedian, he's
• 58:51
  Speaker 9: a he's a solid three, like he knows how to
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: do comedy. But he doesn't again, as we've just heard,
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: doesn't do jokes negative five because I hate the audience
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: so much.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Right, so you're but you give a whole special out
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: of out of five diapers, you're giving it a half
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a diaper a half. There you go, there you go.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for that sea mass. We'll
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: take a break. We do have some more Woody show
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: coming up for you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Next, get out, Get the hell out of my house.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: In Jesus name, I pray you'll get in the day
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: of the Lord.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: And let's check in with Gina Gratt and see what
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: she's got for us trending news headlines.
• 59:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah, Woody's prediction is so much closer to coming true
• 59:35
  Speaker 15: because once again there were no winners in last night's
• 59:38
  Speaker 15: Powerball drawing.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you they're they're doing this a big setup.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big story. Someone's gonna win the
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: week of Christmas. I know we're still going to get
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: through all next week. Then you watch what we'll see,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: so it'd be miracle. Yeah, it'll it waits. So Wednesday,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Wednesday's Christmas Eve, right, yes, so be the Wednesday, December
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: twenty fourth drawing. Whoa someone on Christmas Eve will win
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: over a billion dollars call. That's the prediction, and that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: is my no stra dumbass.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: Verdictiones because I forgot to play. So I'm excited that
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: it's still running.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You sound excited.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 15: Yeah, three real hockey people in Maryland, Michigan, and New Jersey.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 15: They did win a million each after matching the white balls,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 15: but the big prize still up for grabs. It's now
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 15: a billion dollars, which is somehow still just the seventh
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 15: largest prize in the game's history. The lump sum would
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 15: be about four hundred and sixty one million after tax
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 15: is about two hundred and ninety one million.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: And the next drawing for.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 15: Power Ball Saturday night, well, the guy accused of shooting
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 15: and killing Charlie Kirk during that outdoor event at Utah
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 15: Valley University on September tenth. He's scheduled to appear in
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 15: court for the first time today, like actually be in
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 15: the courtroom.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Kirk was thirty one and.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 15: Was known for founding Turning Point USA, and he was
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 15: kicking off that campus speaking to her when he was killed.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: After the incident, the twenty two.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 15: Year old alleged shooter reportedly ran from campus, which led
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 15: to a big search before he turned himself in the
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 15: next night. Now he faces a bunch of charges like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 15: aggravated murder, witness tampering. He could receive the death penalty
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 15: if convicted. But I looked into it in Utah and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 15: there's only been seven executions since nineteen seventy six, and
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 15: the most recent one was twenty twenty four.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: But that was the first one cross twenty ten.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: It seems like I don't know. If I had a guess,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I would think utahould be like, yeah, let's see, that's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: on the death pal, I thought. But no, big church,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: going state forgiveness, fine Skiotene.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: Church going states, get it done.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Cot Yeah, man, that's exactly right. Yeah, get him to
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: God quicker, you know, exactly give him back.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 15: Well, Andy Dick, he did seem to o D on Tuesday,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 15: was right on the open on a set of concrete
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 15: steps right outside of building in Hollywood, and TMZ put
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 15: up the video so most people have seen it. In
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 15: the clip, you see these guys trying to help Andy,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 15: and it appears that someone even gave narkhan. Paramedics eventually
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 15: showed up and they say Dick was not taken to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 15: the hospital. He looked like he was just one foot
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 15: at least one foot in the grave.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 15: TMZ actually met with Andy AT's apartment and he looked
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 15: like he was in bad shape. But Dick said that
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 15: the whole thing happened because he had smoked crack with
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 15: some guy.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 11: You just met.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: Some of those crack, but I want to do it
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: with people you know exactly.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Well, they said they gave him narkhan twice too, but
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: he didn't go to the hospital and didn't go to
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: the hospital, and his friends are telling him to go
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: to rehabit he said, nope.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Well, he's fifty nine.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 15: He's been in out of rehab and jail and about
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 15: a billion times over the years. And finally a couple
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 15: in Indiana door dashed some Arby's for dinner. Menace let
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 15: this be a cautionary tail to you, because I know
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 15: you do a lot of the door dashing. The food arrived,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 15: but when the wife started eating, it started choking, gasping,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 15: throwing up after just a couple bites. The husband freaked
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 15: out and started trying to figure out what the hell happened.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 15: And that's what he realized. The food bag had been
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 15: messed with. So he went to the doorbell camera footage,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 15: and sure enough, footage shows a purple haired woman delivering
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 15: the food and spraying it's it's always a spraying pepper
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 15: spray usual suspect. After he realized the wife would be okay,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 15: the husband called door dash, will let them know what happened.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 15: Then he called the cops. The cops have opened an investigation,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 15: and the husband says he wants to see the woman charge.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I don't blame him.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 15: The chick could be looking at a level five or
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 15: six felony looked into that that could be up to
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 15: two and a half years in prison.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Makes sense to me, and that's what's going on.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: With Thank you very much, Gina grat I consistently set
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: the standard of excellence on everything. Well congratulation. I supported
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them, informally
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: contributing to our value of continu learning and development. You're
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: a hero well. Based on data from Facebook on when
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: people change their relationship status today, it is the most
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: popular day of the year to break up with a partner,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: so particularly a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you don't
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: have the bike, yes, I guess so. Yeah, and you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: get out of like going to their their family's house. Yeah,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: give them a couple of weeks to recover from the breakout. Now, dumb,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: ask Tyler, what's the status of your handholding situation? How
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: how's it going with this chick?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 20: Still haven't seen her since October? It's you know, it's
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 20: it's but we still talk every day. We've just been
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 20: it's a solid I don't.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: Know, they're still talking.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I think if you're really into each other, you figure
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: out a way, you know. And I'm not sure. I'm
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: not saying it's on her side that she's not into you.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe she really is. And maybe you're just that much
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: of a g you know that you're like, you know what,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: maybe you're not that into.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 15: It, but real one, but if the other one, if
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 15: either one wasn't into it, they would have just given
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 15: up on the text.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Yah, but it is something to do. Yeah, maybe have
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: some like you getting like friend zoned or something.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Sexy text.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Well that's that's for me to know. Yes, it depends
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: on what he considered. Like, Hey, we've talked about holding hands. Yeah,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that thing where we hold hands, but
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I take my one finger and I tickle your palm.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: We're not at that stage. We're wild. It's about to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: get I just wanting cause somebody had the texting, Hey,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: what's up? As Tyler held her hand down, like, I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. Haven't we have an asthment about it? I mean,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: are you talking? Are you like it as far as
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: like you talking about time to get together?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 20: Yeah, so we're trying at some point this month. Her
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 20: schedule calms down a little bit, mine calms down a
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 20: good chunk. So because it's gonna happen at.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: This point, I pulled the trigger.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, speaking of breakups, police in Louisiana, they
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: responded to a nine to one one call. They pulled up.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: They found this guy in the street. He's laying their
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: gunshots to both legs out God. He said that he
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: had been waiting for his wife to get home, and
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: she came home home, but the fight started. When she
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: got home, she showed up with her boyfriend. Oh all right,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Things got heated and the boyfriend ended up shooting him
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: in both legs and then sped away with the wife
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: in the car.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Wait a second, the guy got the guy got did
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: did dirty twice?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's how it happened. So the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: cops found him. There were reports of gunshots. They show up.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: There's the guy in the street laying there, shot in
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: both legs. Boyfriend, so he tells the story, yeah, to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: the cops, of how it happened. He was waiting for
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: his wife to get home. Yeah, she gets home, she
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: brings the boyfriend. They have an argument. The boyfriend ends
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: up shooting him in the legs. That's then when the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: police found him.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: He sees that his wife has been cheating and he
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: gets shot.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see what you're saying the other way around, right,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I thought he got thought the husband shot the boyfriend.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: The cops tracked the boyfriend down. He was arrested, taking
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the jail charge with a tempted second degree homicide. Also
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: over in Turkey, there's a new law that says if
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: a man likes another woman's social media posts, that it
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: could be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Every guy in America be screwed the posts.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: There's there's a case there right now where the court
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: ruled that this dude had undermined marital trusts quote unquote
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: by repeatedly liking some thirst trap photos of some chicks.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: His now ex wife accused him of breaching his duty
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: of loyalty by interacting with the social posts, and the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: court sided with her. And now there's this new law.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 12: Can you imagine you guys, everybody I know would be screwed.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There was a group text between you know, my
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: wife and I and then this other group of friends
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: that we have, and the wife was like, oh, just
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: for everybody's information. She now has like a she's moved
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: on from John Stamos and her hall pass would be
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Henry Cavell Campbell. So we started going, you know, and
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: my wife's like, oh, well no, I'll want up you
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: with whatever the guy's name was. I forget the guy's name,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: and uh, I'm in. Yeah, it's just started going so
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I could use all this in the divorce proceeeds, So
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  Speaker 1: save those texts. Yeah, yeah, that's right, move to Turkey.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. I sent her a picture of her husband
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  Speaker 1: sleeping in the chair. I'm like, well, you're stuck with
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  Speaker 1: this eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. Ain't nothing but
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  Speaker 1: a jeep thanks at nothing but a sports day with
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Garcie UNTI.
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  Speaker 21: Hey, good morning, Jeff g what up in Good Morning
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 21: WOODI show? So the Lakers craped the bed in their
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 21: game last night with the Spurs. They lost one thirty two,
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  Speaker 21: one nineteen. Here is Lebron James.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Is a unique team. They got six guys, can live
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: six or seven guys. They canna break you down off
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: the dribble, you know, super fast, super quick, unique team
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: and they definitely you know, they got the best of
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: us night.
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  Speaker 21: Yeah, the Lakers defense has been garbage. They've given up
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 21: an average of one hundred and twenty two points in
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 21: the last three games. Plus the Spurs look younger, faster,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 21: and more hungry. Lakers are off until Sunday tonight. The
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 21: Clippers are in Houston. Baseball Congratuate Relations show. Hey Otani,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 21: He's AP's Male Athlete of the Year for the fourth time,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 21: which is crazy. Hockey King's loss of the kracking yesterday
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  Speaker 21: in a shootout Ducks in New York. This afternoon at
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 21: four pm ANFL we got the Falcons and Bucks on
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 21: Thursday night football on Prime Bucks are favored by four
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 21: and a half.
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  Speaker 1: And finally this morning, what are you showing?
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  Speaker 21: College football Michigan coach Sharon Moore got fired yesterday for
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 21: an inappropriate relationship with the staff member. He was messing
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 21: around with the young snow bunny and got caught. Dude
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 21: had a whole family, a wife and three kids. And
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 21: to make matters worse, after he got fired, he got
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 21: arrested for an alleged assault. No one knows who he assaulted.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 21: I'm guessing maybe a staff member or someone on campus.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Either way, pay attention, guys, when are we gonna learn?
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  Speaker 21: He risked it all and got caught. That's always what happens.
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  Speaker 21: I'm jeffg and that's you so cal sports, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Jeff.
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  Speaker 8: Sciences has officially gone back in time one millionth of
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  Speaker 8: a second.
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  Speaker 1: And if you want an idea, how long that is?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Anybody in this company.
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  Speaker 5: To show.
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  Speaker 1: Show? All right, we'll go back to sea bats. We're
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: trusting you here. You go back to these clips and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I have and I usually do, but is that right?
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  Speaker 1: There's no chance any of these could possibly have anything
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Curtsey in them, guarantee I'm making that's that's pretty good there.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Anyone want to take bets? All right, settle down board,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: we're getting to the to the media. Yeah, trying to
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  Speaker 1: get to the second. Let's jump into the week in audio.
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  Speaker 1: Your song courtesy of McDonald's. This is from one of
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: their ads in the Netherlands, the most Terrible time of
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: the year. Now, it's kind of a jokey things.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: It shows the video shows a bunch of people, you know,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: snow falling on them dropping Christmas presents.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: It's silly. It's like, hey, come to McDonald's if everything's hectic.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: The problem is it's getting crapped on quite a bit
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: because not the song, but the video is all AI.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: It's and it's obvious, okay, And that's that's the big
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: thing these days. I see this a lot where people
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: if anything's like what this happened with Coca Cola a
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: few weeks ago, if you have an AI created video ad,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: people are gonna come for your throat. Essentially, I mean,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: is that whole internet actually enraged about it or is
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: it like just people writing stories about it because it
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: well that people read. There's a lot of anti AI
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: sentiment out there.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: I saw somebody who created a flyer for an event
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go to in January and it was clearly AI.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: And that was the first fifteen comments where I'll come
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: on man AI and Uh.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I think everybody that I know other than Menace, UH
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: feels that Menace is very much on board the whole
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: AI thing. AI is here to stay. Don't get it,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: don't get it wrong, But I think people they're they're
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: not on board with the AI video audio, especially when
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: you try to pass it off as recorrect. It's like
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: still pretty crappy, not like one hundred percent here. If
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent people, I'm telling you man, like
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I've gone through this with the Uber, I've gone through
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: this with every other Well say, I told you revolutionize
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Where we are right now? Where we are right now.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: It's another one of the reasons that our company came
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: out the guaranteed human thing, like we're not going to
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: fake you out with a DJ that you think is
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: the real person and it's just it's an AI generated voice.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Here's you know, an artist, the country artists that the
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: AI artists that charted. We're not. Yeah, we're We've made
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: the decision as a company not to play Guaranteed Human
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: and it's it's it's gone over very I mean the
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: reaction to that and people look good, yeah, Menace, because
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I know definitely that's gonna be the reaction. Duh, right,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: of course.
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  Speaker 9: The thing is, I think what Menace is saying is
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: eventually this will become like just another way we use
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 9: a computer. Like everything we do is digitally edited. We're
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: not pulling together audio and videotape anymore. We're using computers.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: But Menace, how do you feel about like do you
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: do you? Are you in support of a movie where
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 9: there's no actual actors, actresses use those people aren't real.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 9: You're just watching something that was computer generated. It was
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 9: written by a I know, no people were involved. It
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: was just something that was I think at the end
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 9: of the day, that's what people are against. Well see, yeah,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 9: and I I agree with that. How do I personally
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 9: feel about it? Which what I'm trying to say is
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 9: it doesn't matter. And eventually, when when good content is
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 9: good content, that's where we're going to be at and
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 9: people are not going to care, and it has a
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 9: point there to me. I think it really comes down
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: to what I which is great for me for what
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: I do. People, Really, I just don't when it's AI,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 9: I don't care about it.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is sake.
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  Speaker 11: I know that.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Why am I watching this? This is just I could
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: have done this. It's like when you see these influencer
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: quote videos where you know clearly this is a staged
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: fight to somebody, like somebody has walked up to them
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and said something crazy. I would watch AI than that. Yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's the same reaction that the same he
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: knows it's and I just don't care, which is which
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: is great people like me because I've what do I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: do all the time?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: I r l to use the term stuff Like all
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: my stuff is real people, real reaction.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: So great content is good content. Well, it's because also
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: people care about it, because it's real people. It's ruey
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: this week and audio. I know I know what Sammy
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: cares about. Yes, and I know you've probably already seen
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: this a thousand times. But the new twenty twenty six,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: not twenty twenty five Hallmark movie, but the new twenty
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: twenty six, She's like, oh, yeah, this is this is
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Lacy Shavert right, she's making the announcement about next year's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Hallmark movie.
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  Speaker 6: I'm incredibly excited.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 13: I'm so honored to share that I will be starring
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 13: in the all new twenty twenty six Hallmark Christmas movie.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Holiday Ever After, a Disney World wish untrue and right
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: here on location at Walt Disney World Resort. Y. Yeah,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: they've already shown pictures of them filming right now because
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Disney is all decorated for Christmas right now?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 12: Is this film as we speak?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Sammy, you want to be in a Hallmark movie, You
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: got to get to land.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 12: I need to get there before the Christmas decorations go down.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: Is there where they go?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Biggest movie. I can't make that.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 9: It makes sense they we shoot it now because all
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: the stops up and yeah recreative, Yeah exactly.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: But no, seriously, Sammy, I was just kidding. I don't know.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Do we know anybody at Homewark. I don't know.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 9: This does on me menaces, It's not on your bucket
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: list because it's for Sammy, but the I.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: Don't know we can reach out to somebody. I mean
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: they shoot Hallmark stuff around here. Once in a while.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: We need the Disney world wide.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 9: Okay, speaking of new holiday stuff, there's a new documentary
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: and this is from Inside Edition. They're doing a piece
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 9: of focusing on these people. It's a real real life stuff.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 9: See how much you're interested in just the tease for
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: this new documentary.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 13: They are everywhere the folks who sell Christmas trees twenty
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 13: four to seven on New York City three corners.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Have you ever wondered where they sleep?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Usually a trailer on the lot, right, don't you used
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to sit there and wonder? Yeah?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: Sleepover?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: No, you see the trailer at when you go to
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the tree log.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like the yea or something.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys with all your practical easy answer,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: how do they do it? Let's find out more from
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Inside Edition?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 13: So where do they live for the month they're working
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 13: in New York? A curb side trailer the Amazon Prime
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 13: video takes a look at the five families who dominate
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 13: the tree selling business in New York.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Friends closed the enemies closely. There's a documentary for everything.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: If you have eyes, there's the trailer.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what they we got it billion.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: That's really neat.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I have wondered though, Like if you're on a road
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: trip and you stop at a gas station in the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, I always wonder.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Where do you Where does the cashier live?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Is there a grocery store? Their store? Maybe they live
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: in the back, like they have like a you know,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: set up back there. Remember Thornton's character in sling Blade.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: He had room a little window.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: Well, you fly over America and you'll see like these
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: little tiny areas they'll have maybe like twenty houses, dollar general,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: nothing else.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: With bizarre phenomenon. Well, because I have been that drunk.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've bar dumpsters, dumpster hell yeah, bro. And
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: there's times I wake up and I don't remember getting
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: back to my room. I don't remember how I got draped. Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: And now back to the Woody Show and back to
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: the week in audio. Got what's that sound? Original Woody
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Show game? If you hear us any of the radio show,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: they're copying us. Know what's money? Copyright trademark? Yes, I'll
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: give you a clue. This one does involve Christmas. Christmas.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: What's the sound here?
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  Speaker 11: All right?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Let me let me get rid of this music here
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: so we can get a good. Listen to it, all right?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: What's this sound? All right? I think it involves a
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: live Nativity.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was gonna say.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Interesting, that's exactly what I was going to say. They're
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: hoisting a tree onto the roof of a car and
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: he gets pinned.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like a Lamarrell packer.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: And it's a goat sounding like a person. It's a
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: person sounding like a goat. Yeah, sometimee of live Nativity scene,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you guys are sort of correct it.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: It's a it's a Christmas store that a deer has
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: gotten into, and the deer is like, of course, causing, hey,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: I have that chaos. And so it's like it gets
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: its head crammed in between like a one legs chair.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: So they're like one cop has the rear legs, the
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: other cops the head carries down. It's like, shut up
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: for helping. It's a baby.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 16: Deer.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: There's so that's what deers sound like, you know, a stress? Yeah.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: This week and audio another game, This is a what's
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: that sound? But here's the clue. This is a new
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: TikTok challenge. So new TikTok challenge, what's the sound?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: Whatever it is?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I hate it. You slam your penis and a closet door.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Guess what, Yeah, the TikTok penis door challenge. Yeah, that's right.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: It gets called get in a closet.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 12: I think it's shooting paintballs at someone at close range.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, we used to. We did that on a rugby
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: team one time. That was very painful. That's clear like
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: a banging of trying to get in through.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: A door, slamming your head in a door.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Dropping something down the stairs. I think medice is gonna
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: be a winner here.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 9: I'll have a Fox thirteen Seattle explain that this is
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: the new TikTok challenge kicking in people's doors.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: O my.
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  Speaker 22: The lomeowner armed himself before looking at his ring camera
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 22: video and realizing their actions were part of a viral
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 22: TikTok challenge. A team put on a ski mask, went
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 22: up and kicked the front door and fired an airsoft
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 22: gun into the air before running off with his friends.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 13: Juveniles and youth have been shot or hurt because the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 13: homeowners have thought that their home.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Was being intruded. Yeah, I wonder why they think that
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: It is mentioned this doll prankster's challengers et cetera. If
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: if if the prank is the actual crime, and people
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: react in a way that they react if there was
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: an actually actual crime because they don't know, there's no prank,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: nothing not. What shouldn't be any consequences is somebody who like,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: how are you supposed to know? It's just a prank.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: You don't just prank. It was masked kids, one of
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: which has a replica gun to kick in my door?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: A crime?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Yep, this weekend audio.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 9: Okay, more guessing the sound This was gonna be tough.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you off the bay.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: This is tough.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 9: Also, the clue though it is a front door, it's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: a doorbell camera sound here the dog isn't the clue here?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 9: The dogs just inside?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, hold on it because I got I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: got focused on the on the dugan who knows uh
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: spraying some sort of aerosol underneath the doorway, right, go
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: right to you win because you're the only guess. Yeah,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: it's like it's too It was like I can't go
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: off of that. This is from fourteen News. This is
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: a a family who their DoorDash showed up. The lady giant, great,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: big fat person placed it down at the door. Yeah
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: we heard okay now and now I know we are Yeah,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: and then decided to just mace their order of door day.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: That was totally ray. Yeah, this is one that Genie
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: just covered in the in the news, in the news headlines.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 23: My wife had started eating and she's started choking and gasping,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 23: and after she had had a couple of bites of food,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 23: she actually threw up pepper spray. It's more than likely
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 23: what it is. But now now, in this day age,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 23: it could have been anything. Could have been rat boys
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 23: and could have been fentanel you know, I mean, myfe
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 23: could have been dead. Definitely want to see her prosecuted.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's the endless list of things that
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: could have an anthrax. I have no idea why she
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: would do this unless this is a notoriously bad tipping
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: well purple hair, Yeah, usual suspect of the like. As
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Greg said, probably had a nose ring.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 9: More than likely for problems this week in audio, Okay,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 9: this is a similar but not an identical game. This
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 9: is the Sea Bass original game.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Who diss this is trademark copy right now? Yeah?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this is new music and I'll give you the
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 9: clue This is not from an established musical artist, but
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 9: from an established person in the broadcasting field who diss.
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  Speaker 23: Okay, I'm all the way in huge spoke in Awesome Rain,
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  Speaker 23: changing the rule team raditude true.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, what do you having?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I think I can hear it. Yeah, the three.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 21: Jobs means tank blue jeans never changed.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't do music.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 12: I think it's one of the Kelsey brothers.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: That's okay, she's not. That's that's a good guy. Yeah
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: you're not. You're in the realm. Yeah, I think it's
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee. That is fixed who said that he's been
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: writing down song lyrics like going up and smoking weed
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: and all the other superginal things you heard there. Sounds
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: kind of good. Correct, it sounds good, you say, I think,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: all right, it's called dookie, it's Hatersky's and then it's
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: a great time of It kind of tells you what
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: it is, and I think his fans would enjoy it. Yes,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm a fan. You know, I'm a Pat McAfee fan.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 16: There we go.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 9: Just I was not a Pat McAfee hater. I am
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 9: now because it's it's like Gina said, it's soulless. It's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 9: basically a truck. Commercial lyrics are uninspired and uninteresting. And
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: the fact that he went to the fact that he
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: went to jelly roll to get this thing produced.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Look, here's here's the thing. He's not. He's not trying
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: to switch careers or anything. I just did it for fun.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: That so that part's fine. Is the song any good? No,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: it's terrible. But I like Pat McAfee. I think it's right. Yeah,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: he's fun. I like his story come up stories great. Yeah,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: he's a fun dude. Uh this weekend audio. This is
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: a been going around quite a bit for a while.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: This is Carissa Codell from Fox forty nine. She is
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: a large anchor person. She's on TV and she's very
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: pretty in the face though, which is probably how she
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: got her job on Fox forty nine. And she's been
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: doing this series on Instagram much like a mean tweets
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: where she gets reads Instagram collus, I've seen this yees again.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Remember she's very pretty in the face, but very large
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: in the body's thick and then some here's her reading
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: some of her mean comments.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: All right, who put a Barbie head on top of
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: the refrigerator? Damn, I want you to put a hurting
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: on me like you do those midnight snacks.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's awesome, So that's funny. You're going to hear more.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah she has well, I have fake news when you
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: can have cake news.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you look like you could survive a harsh winter.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: This is who sir mix a lot was rapping about.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Some of them are top right, that's that's pretty funny.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 9: I mean lot of people say, oh, Carissa, good job,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 9: you know, owning the haters. I think she's just proving
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 9: how funny these people are and how accurate their jokes are.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Like, here's the thing she knows, right, and she's leaning
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: into it and leans on it. I'm saying, but instead
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: of getting on the air or getting on social media
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: and doing the whole like I'm on social media thing,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: she's she's having fun with.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 18: You, right.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: It's like telling somebody who smokes that's bad for your Yeah.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: It's like when people text what do you guys? Yeah? Yeah, okay, great,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: yeah okay.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 15: She is cute though, and I do like that some
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 15: of them are compliments, Like if someone was like, like
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 15: I'll take my cake news.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: And be like, yeah you will verbe we put the
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Barbie head on top of three. That's pretty funny, okay.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: This weekend audio speaking of people in the TV Jenna Bush.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: She does that last hour on Today's show, which for folks, yeah,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: for folks who don't know, is recipes, lifestyle, skincare, fluff, fluff,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: actor interviews, word housewife stuff, old people stuff.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 9: Called Jenna and friends Now listen. How like emotional and important.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 9: She makes the hiring of her new co host sound
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 9: in this build up.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 24: Here today, I am so thrilled to announce I have
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 24: found my forever friend and we are going to start
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 24: a brand new journey in January. I couldn't be more
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 24: excited to share this person with you all. You all
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 24: know where she's an extraordinary broadcast.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: It's not Gail King, but more importantly.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 24: She exemplifies exactly what this show is all about fluff. Finally,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 24: the moment we've all been waiting, please welcome my.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: New co host. It better be Jesus Christ, the return
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: of Jesus for that setup, exemplifying something amazing, which again,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: this is fluff news. This is nothing, Mario Lopez, Is
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: it maybe somebody like from the Today Show of Pad
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: like a like a like like a Meredith Vieira is
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: it carsondely there he gets already on there. Yeah, but
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: like added rolls like I want to show up late
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: in just for an hour and do nothing. Yeah with
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Nicole Richie. All right, guys, well here's the big reveal.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 9: Who the hell is Chanel John don't know, just random
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 9: news lady, the Chanelle Jones.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: It's not the chick that has a Barbie head on
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  Speaker 1: top of refrigera.
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  Speaker 4: Is a correspondent news.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, there you go. All right, I'm okay, terrific.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: It sounds sounds good. They hold the audience at gunpoint.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: You will cheer loudly. We announced that more what he
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: showed next?
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  Speaker 25: Hang right back when the news sources say there's a
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 25: possibility of Woodys hemorrhoids being back.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: Development and give you the latest updates one of the
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: now more of.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: The Woody show. Well, I don't I don't want you
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: guys to miss out as an opportunity to hear you
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: guys for free donuts and coffee. Yeah, now you're and
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: it's it's while supplies last night. You can get the
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: free donuts and coffee with Menace at the new Salvation
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  Speaker 1: Army Thrift store in Glendale tomorrow from noon until two.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: What I yeah, right, so menace at the new Salvation
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Army thrift store in Glendale. It's on Central Avenue noon
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  Speaker 1: to two tomorrow. You heard right. Donuts and coffee, not
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: donuts or coffee. No, no, no, no, donuts and coffee.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: That's right. Hell yeah. He'll have some other prizes as
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: well that he's given away, some other you know, like
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: the Anthony else. We give away tickets to stuff like
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: theme parks in concerts. But I mean, let's not said.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to. I don't want
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: to gloss over mess. Somebody's a glazing glaze. Glazing is
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: just praising that because my son and my daughter used
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: it all the time, like, oh you know, Gregg's just
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: glazing glazing depeche Mode. I like that, Yeah, glazing.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be honest. The donuts and coffee was not my idea,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 8: So I don't want to take credit for that.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: You should because that's the theme parks and the concert
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: tickets and the other stuff. That's fine, that's my idea.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: That's I'm taking credit for that. Dude. You've done that
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: a million times. I don't remember the last time there's
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: been a mess promising donuts and coffee.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 8: I want to emphasize the and I don't want to
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 8: take credit for it, but I'll love to see you
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 8: tomorrow in Glendale from noon to two pm.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Get the address, all the information it's on the events
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: tab by going to the woodieshowed dot com.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: What a plumpkin? Pupkin? Wayh a millennial? In instagrams, I
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: couldn't a lizard? You get a girlfriend? Why he had
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: a reptile?
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  Speaker 7: This function?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: That's a show and let's put the raps on the week.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: In audio, how about a clip for Sea Bass? Oh?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: How about a clip for Sea Okay? This one has
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: been said to me.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 9: It's a news report from Fox eleven Los Angeles where
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 9: a guy has taken a problem into his own hands,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 9: much like you know card narts, Right, they're saying.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Anything else that you do angle grinder.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm really out camping the signs and I'm making
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 9: the world a better place bike blocks because of this
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 9: guy has been said to me for the same reason.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 9: This is a crosswalk activist, which I know sounds lame
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 9: and stupid, and trust me it is. He doesn't like
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 9: that certain like the generic residential crosswalks aren't marked. So
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 9: he and his little bite banda dorks went out there
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 9: with their paint and marked up the street and got
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 9: arrested for it.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 16: Jonathan Hale, of the act of this group, People's Vision Zero,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 16: was handcuffed, searched, and detained.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna acts on nicely, yucker Recordio won't bear,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: will take everybody in Gero.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 16: Since May, Hale's group has painted crosswalks across Los Angeles,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 16: saying the city ignored repeated safety requests.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: In twenty fifteen, the city Committee Division zero, which is
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: this idea that we're gonna have zero traffic fatalities by
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: the year twenty twenty five, and we failed abysmally. So
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: now we've established the People's Vision zero too, all.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 9: Right, So anything that starts with the peoples I hate
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 9: already but getting But I don't really love this guy
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 9: because yes, he has a noble vision don't die by
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 9: car car accidents, since it does. But the majority of
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 9: pedestrian deaths are their own fault. It's not because they
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 9: don't know where to cross the streets.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Not people in cross people not in crosswalks. Goal of zero,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: paying attention and by.
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  Speaker 9: The way, the way to do that is roblots self
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 9: driving cars. People driving cars kill more people, and they
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 9: and robot driven cars will save more lives. To Waymo
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 9: cars are just crashed into each other in San Francisco,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 9: and the third way Mo car got trapped behind it.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: This is around and this is exactly the problem right there,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: because he will he will mention that that that accident,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: which had no deaths. He won't mention the thirty thousand
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: people that died this year on yeah, because the point
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: is it's not there's no accidents. That's not what I get.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: His goal is zero, right, no fatality. The Waimo and
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: self driving cars are already touched bumpers and stopped. Yeah,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: lesbians just bumping, they're scissoring. They're already ninety percent safe
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: for them. Anyways, let's get one more clip this week
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: in audio speaking of way, I'm about to shoot myself
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: in the crotch here because this lady also in La
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: she got away moo and in the back there was
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: a guy.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 19: Not in the back seat, yeah, like the back hatch
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 19: trunk area, just chilling hang it out.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: So she asks him, Hey, what are you doing there?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Why are you in the trunk. That's why figure out, like, yeah,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: this let me out. Why are you in it? They
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: just put me in here? Who will put you in
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: you know what? The people that's not That's what Greg's
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: been saying. When you say they, who are they? Yeah,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: either on drugs or people just pranking.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: He's for sure trying to rob someone.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is if you go.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 9: Check out the video Lucky thrmanon TikTok. I believe drugs
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 9: is your correct answer, because the police did show up.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 9: But he had to say, like, well, that's good. He
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 9: said that because the thing with way Mo's and this
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 9: happened I've taken quite a few is when you pop
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: the trunk to open up get your luggage out, you
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 9: just walk away and there's a you.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Know, unsavory, a little scamp in the area. He might
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: jump in there into the trunk. Well there's the weekend
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: audio is Yeah, we're gonna take a quick a quick
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: break and then uh and then and then we'll come back.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: They uh the girl My favorite clip is this. Check
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: this all right?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: Who put a Barbie head on top of the refrigerator?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: What's her name again? Harissa Code that she might be
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: getting to follow today. That's that's pretty funny, all right.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: More what he shows next.
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  Speaker 5: Show?
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  Speaker 1: It is a throw back Thursday, as you know, and
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: this is the hour and the time in that hour
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: that we welcome in. He is the senior vice president
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: of the Club Turn Up. He's the I'm already out
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  Speaker 1: of I'm already out of sync. He's the pride of Pacoima.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: He's a senior vice president and managing partner of Club
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Turn Up, El presidente himself DJ Tim Martina. Here we
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: are miss. Last week we were recapping, you know, Thanksgiving
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: and everything. One thing I totally forgot to, uh to
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: bring up something that happened while we were gone on
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: that Thanksgiving week because I started getting these pictures. He's like,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: you'll never guess who I'm hanging out with, right, Oh yes,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: it was like all these people from the radio station.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: But then it was like dumb ass Tyler. It was
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Bort Vaughan. Yeah, Morgan was there. Wow. I didn't realize
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: you were with them? Yeah, me neither. Oh wow.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, all of a sudden, I get invited
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: to this this this we call it, we'll call it
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: an underground lunch. Okay, where was it right here in Burbank?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we went to uh we went to Shakey's
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: for a bunch of lunch, right, oh yeah. And so
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: one of the I T guys like, yo, man, you
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: should come through. I'm like, all right, coming through. I
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: show up and one quarter of the Woody Show just
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: starts piling in. I was like, okay, So I forget.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Is that the day that they had like some kind
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: of like uh company thing, Like did everybody pour in
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: there after?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: That was the day after. That was the day after
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking like, cause that was the thing. I was thinking, like,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: how did all these people end up in the same place,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: especially at that time of the day. Yeah, because I
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: thought maybe they were all there for this you know company.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: I forget what it was that day, but like some
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: kind of holiday thing something. Yeah, and then maybe they
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: just all kind of like got out of there and like, oh,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: let's go grab a drink or grab something. You know.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: Is this is this was definitely coordinated. And I was like,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: so we show up to Shaky's, which I love shake
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: shout out a bunch of lunch Mojo's I love it. Yeah, great,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: used to work there and then no, wait, not the
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: one in Burbank, but yeah, yeah, we'll definitely talk. We
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: got an offline on that one. And then I was
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: like I bought pictures of beer right as as any
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: sure normal person would lunch time. And then at one
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: point I was just like, all right, if you're going
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: to start me at noon, let's just keep this going, right.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: So who do I turn to? Of course the Woody Show,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, a uh oh, I was dumb ass Tyler.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, what are you doing after this?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: It's like nothing, Look at Morgan, Morgan, what are you
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: doing after this? Wherever you guys are going, Menji, what
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm following you guy? It was and
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: Van was like, wait what about me? I'm like, well,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: let's go. So is this your first time really hanging
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: out with Menji? This was I will say, oh yes yeah,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: because he was at the Woodshell prom he got yeah,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: he got wrecked there. But I mean like as far
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: as like, were you going to spend you know, some
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: someone on one? So what are your thoughts? Because he's
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: a pretty quiet guy. He comes out of but he
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: comes out of his shop. I was gonna say the
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: first hour, I was like, eh, he's fine. Yeah, he's
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: he's like a guy I have, I have nothing. I
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: have nothing again, I have nothing bad to say about him. Yeah,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: then I mean nobody does the alcohol set in. I
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: will party with that guy. Dude five out of seven
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: days a week.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 12: He was at Marongo level this night.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: No, that was definitely wasn't a level, but dude, he was.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: He was funny, he was laughing. At one point he
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: looked at me and goes like, hey, tim Mark, I
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: don't know how I'm gonna get home, but I'm gonna
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: figure it out. And I was like, where do you live?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: And so he tells me he's in the valley too,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: and I was, bro, if you need a ride, I'll
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: figure out how to drive too, and we can figure
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: out how to get to the alley, right, And then
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: that conversation never happened again. So he's here. So I'm
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: assuming you got I did see. There was like one
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: picture I saw where it's like you had your shirt
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: pulled up.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 12: Just yeah, how did we get to that point like.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Just below your boobs? And then uh, and then it
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: was dumb ass Tyler had his shirt pulled up and
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: they're touching bellies. We were comparing abs. Guys, it's a
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: cake versus a six pack and get that. So where
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: was okay? So then yeah, we took we shook it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we took it from Shakey's toe like Magnolia Corner, Magnolia Corner. Yeah, cool,
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  Speaker 1: cool bar right here in Burbank. It was only like
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  Speaker 1: eight minute drive from Shaky's.
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  Speaker 12: Everyone there was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That were oh for sure. And then so we got
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  Speaker 1: there about one thirty. We left at six thirty. Oh
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  Speaker 1: we were imagine being hungover at eight pm.
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  Speaker 12: And so I convinced Tyler and Menji and Van to
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  Speaker 12: go work out with me when we left the bar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, damn, wow, wow, good hey Born, How long
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  Speaker 1: did you hang out? Are you there for a while?
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  Speaker 1: I mean because I saw I saw you in the picture.
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  Speaker 14: I only hung out for Shaky's, not for the workout, no, no,
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  Speaker 14: but I did call Tyler to check in on him
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  Speaker 14: because it was pretty late at this point. I'm like,
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  Speaker 14: I know they about the bar. I've talked to t Mars,
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  Speaker 14: see what's going on. I call, I hit up Tyler
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  Speaker 14: and he's like feast tolling me, fosting me, and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 14: I'm driving. I can't face type. Immediately, I hit my
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  Speaker 14: face type. There's Tyler with Morgan punching at the camera
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  Speaker 14: ready to go sparring. Vaughn and Menji are hammered in
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  Speaker 14: the background. He's like, we're gonna go workout trained with Morgan.
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  Speaker 14: This is such a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: Bar anybody.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm the only one that bar you. But they
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  Speaker 12: only worked out twenty minutes. I did the hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 12: and I didn't eat at Shaky, so that's awesome. Excuse you.
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  Speaker 1: So the cruise that we went on, like on day one,
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  Speaker 1: some idiot went to the gym, Like on day one
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  Speaker 1: of a cruise, they go to that, which I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand why people go on a cruise and then go
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  Speaker 1: to the gym. Anyway, it was like big an ounce,
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  Speaker 1: but over the whole ship Alpha alpha alpha emergency, blah
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: blah blahh they died on board. That's what you get
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  Speaker 1: for going to the gym on a vacation. How would
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  Speaker 1: you do that on vacation? And so dumb. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: so dumb. It sounds like a lot of fun. Uh, well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll have to recreate that at some point, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it'll get together. But yeah, if I was like, you know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like a family trip somewhere, that would have
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  Speaker 1: been different. I mean, like you know, where you go
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  Speaker 1: visit family and you're stuck in someone's house. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: would have been different. But being on a cruise, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, everybody's having a good time. This is good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's feeling good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well, time to go up in the club.
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  Speaker 1: Back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez was an actual
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  Speaker 1: club DJ, and now he's just in charge of picking
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  Speaker 1: the up in the clerb song here in our Throwback Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: A little trip down memory Lane? And what song are
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  Speaker 1: we going with this week? Tim nineteen ninety two. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: my graduating high school year. So I just gave my age.
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  Speaker 1: All good, I'm here for it. Rump Shaker hit him
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  Speaker 1: at the horn, shorty. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, rump Shaker Rex Effect up in the clurb.
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  Speaker 1: It's the wood Show. I want to do Wrex and effect.
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  Speaker 1: Rump Shaker up in the clerk. Throwback Thursday, Woody Show,
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  Speaker 1: DJ Tim Martinez, US and cats slipping together who's into here?
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  Speaker 1: Said they had never seen Ghostbusters. I only came out
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: sounds like, oh, Yeah, that was Morgan. Yeah, Morgan said
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: she's never seen Ghostbusters. I don't care how young you are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's just one of those movies I would have seen. Yes,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: my wife feels like me all the time. She goes, dude,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: get it together, you are the old guy now, okay, okay,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: but like I gotta film shocked. What she's trying to say, like,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: like you like, the difference between myself and Morgan is
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: the difference between my mother and I. That's crazy, which
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  Speaker 1: is weird when when I think about it that way,
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  Speaker 1: I get it, you know. And so like when your
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: mom would use like a movie reference from her childhood,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: like did you understand? I go no, no, She goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're old. Just get get on board with being old.
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  Speaker 4: But she has to see e t ands and back
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  Speaker 4: to the future.
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  Speaker 1: I agree. I don't care about age. I just figured
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  Speaker 1: that Ghostbusters, like this seems to be one of those
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  Speaker 1: movies everybody will Wizard of Oz. Yes, already seen the
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  Speaker 1: Wizard of I have not, like that came out way
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  Speaker 1: before my time. Oh, you are the straightest man in
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  Speaker 1: this room. Or Willie Wonka's really choctor.
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  Speaker 8: They're doing adult tim and chill. Yeah, or they're doing
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  Speaker 8: cosm and it's pretty dope. Really yeah, so you should
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  Speaker 8: see it there. Sorry, while we're taking up too much
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  Speaker 8: of your time.
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  Speaker 1: DJ Tim Martinez love you guys, Love your body. Bye,
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• 1:43:15
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• 1:43:21
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• 1:43:39
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