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Simcest: Magnum P.I., Batgirl Cancelled & Alex Jones Sandy Hook Trial · Multiple Nerdgasm

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why microphone picking something up it's picking up your voice which is what we
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want it to do the lines look weird the lines are supposed to kind of bounce up
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and down as you talk so if it's doing that welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I think it might actually could be
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my air my air conditioner is also white wait is it hot there I thought it was it
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was cold there yeah but this is for heat I've got a lawn update actually if we
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want to talk about the weather go on so you know I said I had not even thought
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of this cuz I I kind of just hadn't noticed you know I said I don't have to
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mow the lawn in Winter right cuz the grass goes into hibernation yeah Luke
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doesn't mow his lawn either but it's because when he leaves it Angry
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Neighbors come and do it for I was going to ask if there was an update on that as
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well no cuz it the went into hibernation so it hasn't grown for a while so I
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don't remember them doing that in Australia yeah has it or is your
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neighbor still just Ming your fcking La I still don't know why they were
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doing it wasn't a neighbor of someone who when I say my lawn goes into
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hibernation I don't mean someone else mows it for me no mean it's covered in a
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thin sheet of I was it wasn't even a neighbor it was someone who
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professionally mows Lawns would come drive out take the Lao off his truck M
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La saw the person now we didn't get this update did we I saw the person but I was
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too scared to go out well yeah cuz it might have been a yeah you haven't paid
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your bill yet and I'm yeah maybe I've never agreed to this maybe the
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former like owner of their house is paying for it like on a Subs okay with
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that yeah sure or maybe one of your neighbors is so angry that they've hired
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a professional to come and mow your lawn well I did I did I did M along
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quite often I didn't do a good job but I mow it is it possible that Hannah's just
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paying someone to mow the lawn and she thinks it's funny we asked her this is good podcast
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content genital news it's highly possible Luke just
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hasn't mentioned this to his wife at all and if he did she'd be like Luke we we
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pay for that service every every
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fortnite maybe I don't think so though I don't pay a lot of attention though
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speaking of Luke's wife and Things She Likes uh we mentioned last week Matt
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when you weren't here oh Matt's back Matt's back yeah we mentioned last week
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when you weren't here that um uh you if you want to uh you can see the Sims
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naked MH um all of them in fact that was a lot
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of people's first mod is making Sims making the blur thing go away yeah yeah
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oh okay so they can be naked anyway but you you just Expos the genitals okay
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right yeah okay I don't know if they have have genitals yeah I don't think
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they had them it's just back then you probably get a mod for it now yeah oh I
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could get one yeah don't worry about that yeah yeah yeah oh I've got genitals
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um or with genital I guess one I've got one genital I've installed a mod on
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myself genital news yeah um but somebody has put a
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little note in the spreadsheet today um that I'd like you to explain because uh
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not only did I not know until last week that um your Sims could be naked but I
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didn't know until just now that um The Sims have been committing incest up
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until now yeah I didn't know either I saw this article and I was like it's a
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shame they fix that cuz I never got to laugh at it it's not like it's something
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that's been there since the start isn't on an off again one cuz I do remember
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there was a stage where it's not all that common on and off again incest if
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you believe porn Hub it's everywhere that's all anyone's doing
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these days their St step sisters God they're horny I know oh I saw an ad once
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that it was like um Step Brother walks in on stepmother and stepf father and
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I'm like who's
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relation it's a help steps where's no
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not the step dog Luke when you say you saw an ad for one what do you mean an ad
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for what you mean you saw a thumbnail with a descrip a
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thumbnail like I was watching
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PBS I was watching quality educational television I popped prehistoric planet
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on and during the pre-roll and then an ad for this came up
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no yes it was a thumbnail yeah so but no um so the glitch cuz I know no in the
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past it's been there was a when so you could keep you keep Asim alive forever
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by using a potion to keep them young and you could have children children and got
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to a stage where you could like it was I think it was your great great grandchild
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you could then have a relationship with them was sort of far enough away but you
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couldn't have a relationship with like your wait somebody actually coded that
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in like where's the line yes a bunch of Executives sitting around
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the table going look eventually these Sims are going to have to [ __ ] each
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other yeah what generational Gap is appropriate
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yes that's hilarious but it seems that that went away oh is that what that is I
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thought there was a okay so when I read this my maybe I misunderstood the
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article I thought it was saying there was a bug where brothers and sisters
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would express interest in each other I think that is the bug that was
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introduced oh okay okay so back up a sec so the generational thing when you say
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that's no longer a thing do you mean I think the generational thing is what they're aiming
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for just Society it's what societ is aiming for obviously but yeah that's
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right I mean you know like you can you can trace all our ancestry back to a
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single mitochondrial female ancestor so
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who love to put out that's right Jesus
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Jesus Jesus in the ark right yeah yeah yeah anyway with the stone tablets
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that's right yeah cuz I thought this was saying there was a bug where cuz your
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your sim can romance various people and they will kind of express to you the
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player who they're interested in and this there's a bug where the Sims were
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like you know who I like sorry no no don't skip over these great details how
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do they express to you they're interested well have you never played
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Sims Sims kind of they have like little emojis that pop up and they do like they
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like and they wave their arms around little like speech bubble or have like
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their face in it with little love heart okay that's cute if they don't let they
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piss on the floor just to annoy you right if you don't that's when you take
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the person they love if you take the toilet away they piss on the floor yeah
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I mean that's that makes more sense than if if you don't let them pursue their
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heart's desires they just piss I guess the bug was that they were expressing
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interest in their siblings and okay which is hilarious that would kind of be
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horrifying though as the play' be like oh God no no uh see he's a and there a
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different I don't think I would I think I would be like let's pursue this let's
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see where this is going yeah yeah fair enough um the ask to be
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girlfriend/boyfriend wants to Target appropriate Sims now oh this one I
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think's probably a better fix and this one I think it's probably more of an
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issue adult Sims no longer Tag Teens in flous Sunny social bunny posts Define
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teens and Define tag so I'm thinking it's sort of like
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social bunny is sort of like a Twitter thing and I'm thinking like it's just
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flutatious posts sure I don't know but hold on hold
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on back up yeah I know there I guess there's a fake Social Network in there
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that's what I'm gathering from this The Sims are [ __ ] posting on social media
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and tagging one another should we be con oh should we be like Skynet level
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concerned at this point I've played Sims I've played Sims 2 but this is Sims 4 so
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I've skipped three and now we're into four if the Sims becomes senent Advan
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take over the world we are screwed it sounds like they already are most people
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who play this game torture these people yeah okay so I have seen a video where
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this the person playing you can get a maid to come and clean the house and
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while the maid was cleaning they got her to go in and clean
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a little tiny room and then they took the door away and replaced it with a
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wall and just walled her up basically in the walls of the house until she died of
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starvation abolutely horrifying the police came that's been since Sims one
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the police came right the Sim police couldn't find her cuz she was walled up
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in the house right oh Jesus then her ghost haunted The Sims that lived there
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oh wow there's a [ __ ] you can do in this game apparently see that's amazing
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that's amazing because OB like the same people that were like what level of
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grandchild can you [ __ ] were also like what happens if you torture a maid to
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death yeah what if you wall her up inside the house well I guess the cops
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will come right but they're not going to be able to find her obviously I mean
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yeah the thing about that is that's grown since like Sims 1 so they've built
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I don't think they designed it to be able to do that to begin with that's
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what people did I saw built house and the Sims lived in it and occasionally
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they just went off to work when I played it that's all that happened yeah mine
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just kept complaining I want to sit on a chair and I was like you can't afford a
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chair cuz you didn't go to work today
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sit on the ground yeah stop pissing in the
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corner get out outside Nature's
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toilet the outside magnificent I did play Sims 2
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and my I put a I gave my sim a telescope up on the roof of his house and this is
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actually the funniest thing that ever happened to me playing The Sims is my
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sim went up on the roof and he was using his telescope and it popped popped up
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with a little thought bubble of the neighbor's wife no and then so he's
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looking through the telescope and then the neighbor the the husband comes
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running up the street and like bursts in and starts yelling at him wow again
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somebody coded this what happens if your
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Sims spies on a neighbor's wife mhm
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amazing that's great that's that's that's really good I was speaking to a
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tester of Sims once and he was explaining that once he had to put in
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the ticket for when Sims turn into a wizard they have an abortion
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oh so there was if you Sim was pregnant and I think it was if he changed into a
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wizard outfit he did something like that that the Sim no longer be presid and
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there be no baby oh yeah that's horrifying that's also horrifying that's
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illegal in America I'll have you know yeah that's right
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fix they got that out of the game states rights Matt that's right you're not
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you're not allowed to have an abortion you are you are allowed to be a grand
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wizard though that's clear on that that's different yeah yeah yeah um I've
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got some some other comments I want to make regarding spying on neighbors uh
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Matt do you really want to make them in a public for I'm going to wait until
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until we're talking about 80s TV before we bring that up all right
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unless that's now I like ad TV I was going to say my lawn update was just simp the other
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thing I was going to say was that oh yeah it also doesn't have to be moan in
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summer when it's cuz it's really hot here right now when I say really hot I
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mean it's not as hot as it is in Sydney in summer but it's very humid here so it
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feels actually feels hotter here to me than it ever did in oh your humidity is
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what it kills you yeah yeah yeah uh and the lawn just stopped growing I mean
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it's also turned brown and is dying but I don't have to mow it so oh so what
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you're saying is you either have dead lawn under ice or dead lawn under the
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hot sun is it is it maybe dead because it needs water yeah
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yeah yeah yeah so if if you if the heat was there and you actually just watered
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your grass and it would still probably grow you allowed to water grass not
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allowed to water grass here I thought you could water your garden but you but
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the water restrictions prohibited Watering your lawn where where you been
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out of water restrictions for so long now I don't get water restrictions cuz I
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have a well um and it's basically just my problem if I use up all the water in the well
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is the water in your house reliant on that well h a well yes you go out every
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day and wind a handle and a bucket comes up and that's the water you've got for
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that day there's a pump it pumps from outside that's why if
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the power goes out we have no water cuz there's no nothing to pump
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it um and there was one time in summer I left this I left the sprinkler on the
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sprinklers on and we ran out of well water and then I had to shut everything
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off and we just didn't have any water until it you know the ground water level
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came back up again yeah right
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H yeah I don't think we are I think other places around here are but I'm not
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cuz I like I said I'm using Nature's water Jesus water tank not the
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government's water yeah no water Lawns and Gardens can okay
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great well I mean I don't have a lawn yet I mean I do I'm just not allowed at
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it so oh if you if it's new Turf which your will be you can do it anytime you
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want Oh okay that's great if it's not it's I think it's you can't water it
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between 10: and 4: when it's the hottest part of the day which is the most
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pointless time for water anything because it just evaporates are you
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allowed to go andow and water and mow your lawn Dan or you got to stay away
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for now I'd have to get into the house to then get out to the backyard so oh
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that's fair you a fence country you not a big fence either yeah it's [ __ ]
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fence i s toai the other day I'm like [ __ ] it let's just go live in it what
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are they going to do it's a good point what they arrest
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you for dress passing my house what are they going and who's going to arrest me
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who's going to call the police and say there's a family living in their house
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down the street I know there is a problem in America I don't know if it's
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the same in a but there's a problem in America with people just moving into
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houses that are for sale this isn't for sale Luke it's buil this
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house there is nobody living in it it is my house I have paid money for it are
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you sure the Builder's not living in it he's like oh it's not no he can't yet
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mate sorry yeah I yeah yeah I I drive past it every now and again just to make
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sure that your build is not there yeah there's still security and there's still
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a fence a gate fencing the whole place off and [ __ ] hell and they're haming
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money too they I mean it's the counter who's [ __ ] Us Now by
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just holding out on all this anyway I don't think they do get just to screw
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you over no one doing it to screw me over what what I mean is what did you do
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Dan what did you I'm just in I'm in a pile I'm in a pile of applications that
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I've just got to wait till it gets to the top before anyone even going to
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consider giving me my my certificate see I I reckon if I was do
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that job there'd be no pile of papers waiting cuz that's my type of job just
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flicking through checking stuff off approving things without reading
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cuz I don't like reading yeah well there is that that
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would be a bit of a problem yeah as long as I put in pretty pictures I'll be fine
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what if I just draw a little picture of my house and two little boxes one that
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says yes and one that says no and you just put a tick in the Box
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yeah yeah well cuz no when I when I used to work in manufacturing I used to quite
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like it cuz it's just that repetitive job you don't have to think and you just
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set targets for yourself then or you try and beat your go your sort of your
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hourly numbers every day and it just makes it fun I used to be yeah just
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those mindless jobs I just I'm really good at I have to
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think sounds it doesn't sound good to me I'm going to be honest I mean good look
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just to just to check that you are the boss where you work right yes yeah
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yeah I hope you make your staff appreciate every day that you would just
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prefer a Mindless Labor job over looking after them I tell them every now and
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again like i' I've done I've done it every now and again as well just when we've got
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something that's quickly needs to be done and it's just like it's just
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Mindless and just like updating data or something and it's just like just let me
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do it get it done and it's it's nice to not think every now and again that can't
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just be a meeting pop a podcast on I couldn't do it could do every day all
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day I couldn't do all day every day anymore but just that every now and
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again where you're not responsible for anything you don't have to be or
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anything where you can just switch off and just do something we've got a quite
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a bit of followup if we want to if we want to tick some of that off um earlier
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in the show yeah sure I mean we've we've got everything it's pretty much every
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major story we've had this year has a little bit of followup we've got some
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Alex Jones news some Will Smith news some Ezra Miller news some Kevin spy
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news and of course some Amber Her news what's what's amber up
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to um Amber's [ __ ] selling all her property so that she can pay Johnny
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Depp's [ __ ] Court mandate is that true okay [ __ ] hell and she's still
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going to have to declare bankruptcy mhm really but I I kind of thought and and
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correct me if I'm wrong cuz I know literally nothing about economics period
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let alone American bankruptcy but I thought bankruptcy was kind of how rich
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people got out of having to sell their house before they paid their debts do
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you know what I mean uh I think her name yeah I think if it's a company you can
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do that so she couldn't get around this she she she's sitting on a $10 million
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house she has to sell it and give Johnny dead the money yeah and she can't go and
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like transfer it to someone after like the court starts or anything like that
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like then cuz actually I think that there's some um this kind of crosses
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over a little bit into the Alex Jones news because the part of there's some
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bankruptcy type stuff in there that kind of is causing issues for him too M well
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in addition to a bunch of other [ __ ] stupid things he did yeah but I I I I
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think he's got money squirrel away doesn't he or do we think this Court
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ruling is going to send him broke Alex Jones so so yeah he's lost the trial
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against the Sandy Hook parents which is well he actually he'd already lost it to begin
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with well what I was reading into it is he he he he'd been told to like Supply
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evidence and cuz During trials there's this phase called Discovery where both
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sides share their arguments and what they're going to use as evidence and
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they passings he was always ordered to like give text messages and emails and
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stuff and he just ignored it the entire time yeah he got a default judgment for
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that because of that and so the default judgment is what we're at now so the
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default judgment is you've lost like this they've they've already won the
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defamation case side but the reason why the trial so has to go ahead they have
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to now prove the financial side of it so
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what the the emotional damages and stuff like that and so this court is just
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about how much money he has to pay cuz he lost it by just ignoring the court
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over and over there's a good chance if he hadn't have and he had have sort of
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worked with him there's a good chance he may have won or the court cost would
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have would have been a lot less this was a [ __ ] honestly from like so many
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ways is far less than what they've asked for cuz I think they originally asked
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for $150 million for and and and just to be clear we're talking about just
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emotional damage yeah there's still another one for yeah um there's more
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coming defamation but um but we're but I think what he's looking at is is $2
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million a piece for each of the families right is that you know how much his
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lawyer offered what how much a do a dollar oh [ __ ] off yeah no a dollar per
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per charge or not per per something like ended up being like $8 in total I think
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the only person on this planet who's more of a scumbag than Alex Jones must
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be Alex Jones's [ __ ] lawyer I don't know man seven of them I think he agrees
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with you about how much of a scumbag Alex Jones is based on what happened the other day
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because so Alex Jones he's been in court doing this whole thing for a week now
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and lying apparently about the fact that he said there's no I don't there's no
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text messages or emails on my phone that's why went through I searched all
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my records there i' never said Sandy Hook yeah exactly I never said yeah the
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word Sandy Hook said Sandy Hook yeah so thenext mes the lawyer for the for the
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the other side I don't know exactly what the positions are in a case like this
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the other the parents the lawyer of the parents pulls up text messages from his
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phone on the screen and you can see on his face he's like the [ __ ] and then
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they start reading through them and it's like Sandy Hook Sandy Hook and then his
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lawyer says to him the other lawyer says do you know where I got these Mr Jones
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and Jones no he's like your lawyer sent them to me your lawyer sent us an entire
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digital copy of your phone two weeks ago and when I said to them did you mean to
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send us this they made no attempts to Market as confidential so it became like
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within like after a certain number of day 10 days or something like that it
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became legally admissible yeah which is why I'm here right now and and he goes
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Jones do you know what perjury is I just need to make sure that you understand
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what that word means and I'm going to we're going to ask you some more
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questions and just I need also need you to know you can plead the fifth if you
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want to at this point and then there these photos of his face like you just
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see he's like about to have a [ __ ] heart attack so he did try to play it
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off at the start that no no no I I I authorized them to give it to you and
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then I think you really sunk in what they actually had and now the apparently
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the January 6th uh commission that's looking into that that whole business um
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they are they couldn't get his phone off him so now they've just subpoenaed it
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from the parents lawyer who will give it to them and they'll happily hand it over
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so yeah I think I think this part of a problem like cuz he this is like his
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seventh group of lawyers that he's had sort of representing and I think that's
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his sort of his own downfall like and that sort of led to this mistake well
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there's this theory that like was it a mistake I mean the guy obviously would
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get in a lot of trouble if it was proved that he did this on purpose just to [ __ ]
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Alex Jones but it's it's a nice but hold on it was subpoenaed by the court right
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surely the lawyer is he under obligation to share No certain evidence if he has
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it he's just spent two he's just spent the whole week in court saying no we
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already gave you everything right he didn't know that they had received his
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phone he just said no there wasn't anything in the phone and he never gave
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it to the court they got it because they it got accidentally sent to them but I
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reckon it would have been on part of the discovery they wanted the text messages
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I think it probably was there but they were trying to hide it I don't know
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we're not lawyers Alex Jones is a terrible person agree yeah we can agree
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on that we can agree on that and unfortunately even after this he's going
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to become bankrupt but he's going to be rich person bankrupt well his the
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problem too right cuz there there's actually another clip of the judge
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telling him right cuz he keeps saying oh he's he's gone bankrupt and the judge
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says to him Mr Jones you have not declared bankruptcy your company
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declared bankruptcy but he withdrew it says here $62 million he he personally
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withdrew from the company right so even though the company's bankrupt the judge
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is like you are not bankrupt Mr Jones you have sworn an oath to tell the truth
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and that is not the truth you cannot tell the jury again that you are
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bankrupt stop saying that oh wow it's like [ __ ] hell imagine I wish I could
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be have $62 million and be bankrupt he's not bankrupt luk stop saying stop saying
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it stop telling our listeners that he's bankrupt he's not
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bankrupt yeah cuz I'm sure our listeners will think I'm on Alex Jones's side oh
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you I don't know you're into the conspiracy theories he's got some wild
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ones I am but I want to sensible no I want to debunking conspiracy
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theories well next in absolute [ __ ] news um is somebody else who has to pay
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damages and this is Kevin spacy who um l know you think Kevin spacy didn't do
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anything wrong but uh he has been ordered to pay $30 million us to the
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producers of House of Cards which was the show that he was fired from when all
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these allegations came out because that was what they estimated uh their loss
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was based on having to fire him did his contract say no rape because that that's
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how they got in my bet I think it said who he was allowed to rape specifically
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and the people he raped were some of the people that were on that list yeah named as non
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yeah that's how they get you I think the safest thing to do usually is to just
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not rape anyone that's what I that's how I I manage to to to do that so I'm not
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quite sure how how I live my life almost every day without raping
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anyone almost every day almost every single day Luke well it just it just
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seems like he and his friends have a lot of trouble just not doing that so
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they're not his friends Matt they're people he's raped no I I in Brian Singer
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oh yes oh he's very good friends with Brian Singer yeah yeah they should just
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rape each other just really where's the fun in that know Kevin Spacey is a good
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actor oh no Brian I don't no oh so he's got to pay damages that's
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fair uh [ __ ] him no Matt you've missed the point no one's allowed to [ __ ]
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anyone unless both sides are happy to consent
27:02
and above the age of consent the legal age of consent that that's an important
27:06
distinction and if you're not sure how old that is watch Magnum PI more on that
27:11
later much more on that later all right well good at least he I mean this is
27:16
not the comeuppance he deserves to be honest like this is more of a like
27:22
inconvenience then yeah you know but at least it's something
27:29
what 30 million yeah I I think that's probably not a huge deal to him I still
27:35
think it hurts oh sure but reputationally but I mean his
27:39
reputation's [ __ ] anyway yeah but I guess what this does is that a couple of
27:44
years after when people are kind of Forgotten this brings it back into the
27:48
public Consciousness and and also reminds us that this is not just
27:51
allegations anymore these are facts that are being held he was probably getting
27:55
up to a stage where he might have been able to start working in and now this is
27:59
straight back in everyone's mind well no one's going to hire him now or if they
28:03
did have anything to book They're going to go no we're going to step away from
28:06
you now yeah I hear he's doing a like a
28:10
Twan stage play with Frank lella but I don't I don't know
28:14
how Dracula um yeah he was cast in something
28:21
wasn't he and then they fired him like does ring a bell I can't
28:26
remember what that was though um but let's not get hung up on Kevin
28:31
spacy there's more [ __ ] to talk about yeah all right what's Ezra Miller doing
28:36
this isn't really new things Ezra Miller has done per se but um Vanity Fair this
28:43
week have just come out with an article that basically doesn't hold back in calling
28:49
Ezra Miller a dangerous cult leader wow
28:52
who Grooms underage people in his pseudo commune at the compound in which he
28:59
lives and that these two isolated cases we've talked about in the past where
29:03
these young indigenous girls have been taken from their families and
29:08
applied with drugs and and all interfered with and all these things are
29:13
not too isolated incidents that it's
29:15
part of a of of of a a bigger cultist
29:20
situation yeah right and look and I I think I've started to sort of understand
29:25
a little bit of where he's coming not not where he's coming from but sort
29:30
of like the parents cuz the parents probably when that sort of not
29:35
relationship but when that contact first starts they probably don't see it as a
29:38
bad thing sure there's like another indigenous actor who who's like I would
29:43
be suspicious but yeah be be suspicious but to start off with oh okay so they're
29:48
just sort of like this is actually good they've got a wrong they're talking to
29:51
yeah but then it takes that turn but I can sort of see the parents sort of at
29:56
the start going this is great like there's this Mentor they can actually
30:01
see what they can actually do in opportunties how bad can The Flash be
30:06
I'm telling you Matt there's not going to be a Flash movie and we need to just
30:09
get that out of our minds it can't happen if we're going to see Michael
30:12
Keaton as Batman it's going to be in the Batgirl oh you haven't you haven't you
30:17
haven't read down the list have you Danny oh I didn't look down Warner
30:21
Brothers has gone [ __ ] crazy this week and they've they've appar girl they
30:28
finished it's in post production yeah well so is The Flash right thrown in the
30:32
trash yeah I know with that's why that's what when you said that I was like
30:38
surely now they will scrap it and and yeah what will their excuse be if they
30:44
don't yeah although to be fair Warner Brothers has like just flat
30:50
out canceled back girl thrown in the trash and basically apparently it's they
30:54
they've merged with Discovery they're doing all this housekeeping or whatever
30:58
and the the the word about town appears to be that it was [ __ ] and so they were
31:02
like you IM not to spend the money on marketing and just [ __ ] this thing off
31:08
how bad could this be if compared to all the other garbage DC movies that Warner
31:15
Brothers have put out that they've gone this one has to go in the bin guys I've
31:20
also read somewhere that this is maybe also just part of for tax purposes yeah
31:26
I saw that which is bizar we've spent all this money so we write that off so
31:32
it's again I know nothing about economics so but yeah I've read that and
31:37
I just thought it's a bit crazy cuz they they're worried that they're not going
31:40
to make the money back off the movie cuz it's not that good and also it was going
31:43
to go streaming which was weird but hold on they're not going to make the money
31:47
back so they're not going to do anything with it can take it out of their taxable
31:51
income but it's not like the tax department refunds them for the money
31:54
they spent right no but I think the thing is right that they haven't done
31:59
any marketing for this yet really and I think often the marketing budget at
32:04
least they're just cutting their losses the budget they don't want to put more
32:08
money yeah exactly either you spend another 90 million trying to Market this
32:12
thing and it and it's trash and you've wasted 180 million or you just B it now
32:17
and you've throw this in the bin yeah I guarantee we will see this movie in
32:21
about two years you reckon the back girl cut I don't know who directed
32:26
this yeah I give it two years I think it's going to be as part I think it's
32:31
something to do with taxes but there'll be enough outcry now especially because
32:35
of how far long it is like they finished filming I reckon there will be a they
32:40
come out about two years that's why it's weird that they didn't they're not going
32:42
to do this with the flash if they don't do this with the flash they can't just
32:45
say oh it's already finished like no but you've done it with Batgirl so what's
32:48
come on you know and it's not like Batgirl was like a small budget was like
32:53
aund million unless they like yeah back was [ __ ] and Ezra Miller is a [ __ ] but
32:58
the movie is still good so they come out and said Mone and if they say that if
33:03
they come out and go look theater goinging audience we know that Ezra
33:08
Miller kidnaps drugs and [ __ ] underage
33:11
kids but even knowing that this movie is
33:15
so is so good that you will you will forgive all of that we have weighed his
33:22
crimes up against this movie the quality of this film we just you got to see it
33:27
there's Kane there's Godfather Part Two And there's Ezra Miller The Flash but
33:33
look it's Michael Keaton as Batman the problem is is I don't even think it's
33:38
they I don't even think they want to show it because they think it's really
33:40
good they just want to show it because it progresses the other movies on that
33:45
they're canceling that's I about to say well no there's another Aquaman they're
33:49
not they've not canceled that right oh that's true that's true yeah I think
33:51
it's the other Aquaman the Wonder Woman it's all that type of stuff and I think
33:55
this all the new Flash are also leading you just you reminded me actually yeah
34:00
because I think Michael Keaton is Batman in Aquaman the two or something and so I
34:06
think probably you might be right this it might actually [ __ ] everything up if
34:10
they might just not make sense of anything now yeah yeah I don't think
34:14
they're pushing ahead because they think it's like the greatest movie ever I
34:16
think so in other words in other words Warner Brothers Two tent pole movies for
34:20
2023 are this [ __ ] cult leaders
34:24
version of The Flash and the musical of Joker starring Lady Gaga oh yeah that
34:31
they put a teaser out for that which is you know did they they did it's
34:35
confirmed 100% confirmed cuz Lady Gaga shared a little teaser of this is an
34:40
animated thing that says Phoenix and then it's got his silhouette and then
34:44
Gaga and then her silhouette and it's them dancing
34:48
together oh and it's Joker um oh Joker
34:51
too I can I can actually see it though I oh it actually sort of makes sense now
34:57
it's fine okay cuz he's insane and he's in an asylum yeah it's just going to be those
35:03
those singing parts are just going to be him when remember when he has those um
35:07
imagines how things are going to happen and it's all great and everyone's happy
35:10
it's just going to be that that's fine that makes sense no I'm I'm sure it'll
35:14
be fine I [ __ ] hope [ __ ] you're
35:18
right Luke I really do it has to be that way it I pray I pray that you're right I
35:25
hope it's like if I'm right it actually feeling I hope it's shot like once more
35:28
with feeling just because I think that would be funny if it just looks like a
35:32
TV show from the '90s get Joss back get Joss back to do God I saw an interview
35:38
near up to that episode I saw an interview with uh what's his name um Mal
35:43
Reynolds what's that guy's name why can't I think of his name I know his
35:46
name oh I love him fillian Nathan yeah of course Nathan fillian on um The Lex
35:53
Luther guys podcast you know who I mean right yep and he asked him point but I I
35:58
do like that guy's podcast because he just [ __ ] doesn't care he just asks
36:01
some questions about [ __ ] and he said Jos Sweden huh how about what's
36:07
what's going on there and then an F was very careful but he said look I didn't I
36:12
didn't spend a lot of time on Buffy he was on Buffy for a bit but he didn't
36:15
really address that but not very long his AR was quite short yeah in season
36:18
seven and then he said but on Firefly all I can say is that that was
36:24
not my experience with him I read that he said I read that article I'm not
36:27
going to speak for any of that I don't know anything about it that wasn't my
36:30
experience with him and I would work with him did anyone come out from
36:33
Firefly to say anything I don't think so I don't think that I don't think they
36:39
did no I don't think so I think it was just like Justice
36:44
League um I think Marvel Hills done as a bit of a
36:48
prick I don't remember I don't remember any I know Alan came out and said
36:54
Firefly oh he didn't try to rape me and everyone went and everyone went
37:00
irrelevant but it may have just been at that stage he was
37:04
just not doing that stuff so it could be that rap I think it's Dan I think Dan
37:11
said this before it's just that he knew who to rape and who did not rape yeah
37:16
right yeah he knew who he could get away with raping and to be clear I don't
37:20
actually think we it's hyper he didn't rape anyone right he didn't literally
37:25
rap people he a [ __ ] cre it was abuse of power yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah I
37:32
mean it's who's it's not for us to say what's what but
37:35
um it was an abusive power and I think that's you can just
37:40
edit abuse just edit that over the bit where I said that other word oh he
37:44
didn't try to abuse me yeah but yeah I think that's just yeah that's even come
37:49
I think he even he sort of admitted that like to some degree when he was sort of
37:53
saying like it's when I was in high school no one go look me now here and I
37:58
can do whatever I want he literally said I thought if I didn't [ __ ] him now I'd
38:02
never get to [ __ ] him like correct and that is correct like this interviewer
38:07
she was going to be like also I'll write that down yeah that's right Mr Weeden
38:13
I'm going to give you the opportunity to clarify what you mean by that I think I
38:17
think my statement stands for itself are you sure cuz I'm going to I'm going to
38:21
write that down and I'm going to put that in the article are you sure and I'm
38:25
going to read this back he wanted to say I had to use my power to get them to
38:30
[ __ ] me because if I didn't they wouldn't have wanted
38:33
to that that's your official stance on the matter all right then
38:40
yeah yeah [ __ ] so but it's not only Batgirl that Warner Brothers has trashed
38:46
apparently CU they own HBO Max and they have
38:49
also pulled most of the HBO Max original films that they made when HBO Max
38:55
launched for some reason for example the witches and uh some other movies not
39:01
heard of yeah they're going away from family and kids stuff so they've also
39:06
canceled like the Scooby-Doo just throw the movies in the B there cartoon movie
39:10
they're they're just going we're going more adult so anything that's for kids
39:14
or family no is that why James gun has come out this week and put his hand up
39:18
and said I will direct the next Scooby-Doo if I'm allowed to make itrated
39:25
maybe cuz I thought that came out of the blue but this kind of makes sense the
39:28
movie that they cancel was an animated movie like it wasn't live watch an
39:32
arated animated movie directed by James
39:36
gun I I I'd prefer to see a live action they've pulled the witches remake super
39:42
intelligence which is a Melissa McCarthy movie uh Seth Rogan movie an American
39:47
pickle uh yeah some sci-fi romcom moonshot oh see see that's making no
39:53
sense they're not like kids mean movies and they've left they've left eight
39:59
they're called Max Originals right so they've gotten rid of all of them except
40:02
eight of them one of them is the Zack sniders Justice League and then a couple
40:06
and then yeah other seven when you're triing the fat and you're like yeah like
40:12
the standard is Zack Schneider's Justice League and and these other movies really
40:18
don't match up to that standard yeah or is it just a case of they're doing this
40:23
at the moment because they're making a lot of changes and they can now take
40:25
these movies in sell them elsewhere other people the show and they get a bit
40:28
of money maybe I mean I'm sure there's a reason it's just it's just so it's just
40:32
out of nowhere right the other day they just were like we've canceled the
40:36
Batgirl movie and even the director of the I think it was two directors of
40:39
Batgirl were like what the [ __ ] and like posted on social media saying we're
40:43
[ __ ] devastated like we didn't know they were doing this they've just canned
40:46
that movie and then they've now pulled all this [ __ ] as well off HBO Max it's
40:50
like okay I'll say this though the made for if the made for HBO Max movies are
40:57
as bad as the made for Netflix movies then I don't think it's any big loss
41:01
those made for Netflix movies they look great they got great casts they got
41:05
great directors and writers but there's just something not very good about all
41:10
of them and I watch I'm not in them I watch the greyman the other day or
41:13
whatever that one's called Chris Evans um and that handsome guy that solves
41:19
crime in New York City on his days off
41:23
uh Ryan Gosling was that Ryan Gosling and and who else who else is in it Dan
41:29
say your name oh Anna D armus is in it
41:33
yeah thank you which movie oh she's he plays a Hitman who's uh he's a Hitman
41:39
who's got to kill another Hitman and then another another Hitman comes to
41:44
kill him you're thinking of the V idti absolutely aw it's all of them it's all
41:48
of those movies it's terrible oh ARA D armus is in a little bit of controversy
41:53
this week not controversy but the internet's angry at her oh is this cuz
41:56
she said James Bond shouldn't be a woman no it's not even that um did you watch
42:02
the trailer for the new movie I think it's called blonde where she plays oh no
42:07
I know what that is I I didn't I didn't Mar I was about to say Marilyn Manson
42:10
I'd watch the [ __ ] out that would love
42:15
that no but but she plays um Marilyn Monroe EV Rachel Wood plays herself and
42:20
it's [ __ ] oh God Anna dama says Marilyn Manson and it's just like a
42:24
harrowing tale [ __ ] Matt just ejaculated you can't you can't see it
42:30
because it's an audio podcast but Matt is very excited by this I think if you
42:34
listen very closely you can hear it yeah I'm put the sound effect in
42:39
um no she plays Marilyn mundro she absolutely looks the part um but she
42:45
doesn't in any way make an attempt to do the voice so she's using her own voice
42:50
as many actors choose to do who aren't put at accents she's like the voice
42:54
she's got she's going to use it yeah yeah so she sounds what is she Cuban she
42:59
sounds like a Cuban she does English is a second language yeah correct and
43:04
people are saying that's not what Marilyn Monroe sounded like and the
43:07
filmmakers are going that's not quite what she looked like either it's a
43:10
different yeah that's right this is an actress playing her it's not her
43:16
yeah yeah died that's right in fact if you watch
43:21
to the end of the movie we we show a bit of that too um but again to be clear
43:26
this is an actress playing her not the real person um but people are [ __ ]
43:31
angry well she can't have a Hispanic accent and it was like why not who cares
43:36
who [ __ ] cares she didn't she didn't even speak English when she first
43:39
started in Hollywood like she had to learn I forget the the first movie she
43:43
said that the first movie she did she had to be like taught how to say the
43:46
lines yeah she lied about being able to speak English as well didn't she and
43:50
then sort of wa like look at her now like in interviews like her accent's not
43:55
even that strong that's why I mean I can't yeah okay be annoyed whatever but
43:59
I think it's pretty stupid like I agree so so this reminds me of two things
44:03
number one this reminds me of Jos wied and saying that um maybe galado didn't
44:09
understand that he wasn't trying to molest her because she doesn't speak
44:12
English well I don't think he was trying to molest her I think he was just [ __ ]
44:18
he was saying you have to let me film someone rubbing your boobs even though
44:22
she didn't said he said I you will not have a [ __ ] career if you don't let
44:26
me film this and then he said oh it was just a joke maybe you should get it and
44:30
she said no I I got it she's like I understand threats in seven languages
44:35
speak English pretty well mate um but I Al I saw that movie her first um English
44:40
speaking role it's called knock knock oh yes and I I watched it the other day
44:44
completely randomly popped up and I'm like oh K Reeves I'll give it a look um
44:48
not bad kind of like a horror Thriller crawler yeah yeah a
44:53
scroller carer Reeves is at home alone
44:56
he plays m Goen Ana damus and Eli roths
45:00
beautiful but beautiful but slightly less attractive than um anas but only
45:06
slightly wife is also in it they knock on his door and they say oh we're
45:12
beautiful [ __ ] and he goes look I'm married I've got kids um I can't [ __ ]
45:17
you and they're like but you will and he was like yeah obviously I will and so he
45:22
does um right and then they torture him and and um threaten to tell his family
45:28
and ruin his life and and all this stuff and the whole rest of the movie is him
45:31
just regretting [ __ ] them okay what what what was their goal I
45:37
don't quite understand was he rich or something it's ke Reeves look it's not
45:42
Eli Roth's best work cin fever it is not it is one of those movies where you
45:49
watch all the way to the end and go what was the point of
45:52
that well but yeah she also came out the other week and said that um there's no
45:57
reason for James Bond to be a woman and they should not need to just gender flip
46:01
characters they should just make a character a great female character if
46:05
they want yeah exactly which and I think that does ignore the fact that you know
46:08
people won't people will go see a James Bond movie even if it's [ __ ] and maybe
46:14
not think it's actually as [ __ ] as it actually is you know what I mean there's
46:18
like a there's like a an effect that an established franchise has where it kind
46:22
of dulls the shitness of certain things sometimes and plus we have already
46:26
picked an ex James Bond it's Rahul yeah that's true yeah but then I guess she's
46:30
got a point too in that if they did come out and say oh the next James Bond's a
46:33
woman well that's got a whole bunch of extra baggage too so I guess I'm maybe I
46:39
I don't know it's complicated I can see why they wouldn't do it but also I don't
46:45
know like I'm saying you know James Bond fans will go see James Bond no matter
46:50
what and they'll like it but if they were like James Bond's a woman now maybe
46:53
that's not the case so I don't know I've just convinced myself to the opposite
46:59
position where I started 10 seconds ago well the thing about James Bond is it's
47:04
not just a character it's an archetype for a certain type of man yeah yes but
47:11
but they're having to change the archetype because remember but they've changed the
47:15
archetype already exactly and he still is Beats women yeah but he beats and
47:20
rapes women far less he slaps them because sometimes you just have to she
47:26
wants to get last you watch some of those early James Bond movies like with
47:30
with Modern Eyes he's not just a scallywag he's a rapist yeah oh yeah
47:37
yeah well they do that a bit in the new on too like it's you know he like that
47:42
uh in Spector with Monica Belushi that was that was disgusting yeah and they
47:49
they knew that yeah yeah so they
47:53
do and that's people you can't take out Bond the way he's a terrible person he's
47:58
done horrible things yeah you don't want him around but they started addressing
48:04
the pier brosman era of James Bond in the in Golden ey which I think is the
48:08
only pierce brosman era Bond movie worth
48:11
watching um sure Judy D's character You Know M was gender flipped to a woman
48:17
which makes perfect sense because m is a designation not a person um you could
48:22
argue that about Bon too there's a million fan theories but uh she
48:27
basically came in and her job was to say I've replaced the man who used to have
48:31
this job because he was a [ __ ] idiot and guess what Bond you're also a
48:35
[ __ ] idiot and right we're going to fire you if you
48:39
don't shape up pull yourself into the 21st century um but then by the second
48:45
movie they were like n it's just him hanging out with chicks
48:48
again there there is another 007 in the new Bond in no time to die that's true
48:54
and it's a and it's a woman but she's not another James Bond it's not it's not
48:57
code name James Bond no no no yeah exactly she's not like yeah that she
49:01
does you're you're now you've been promoted 7 that means your name is now
49:04
James Bond she's like wait what yeah that's right yeah your name is
49:10
James all right
49:12
then not Jane no no James
49:17
Bond go rape some women we've teased for
49:21
so long now about um 80s TV yes but we do have one more piece of followup do we
49:27
do we want to talk about that or or can can we leave Will Smith till next week
49:30
and and talk about Magnum PI instead we can leave Will Smith we've talked about
49:35
we've talked about so many [ __ ] already there's not a lot of Will Smith
49:39
news so I'm happy to leave it it's Will Smith he's old news yeah what What 80s
49:44
TV show have you been watching Luke um I've actually I've been watching a 90s
49:49
show I started watching Babylon 5 again the same episode 14 of season one
49:55
is Spies Like Us an 80s movie I guess you could put that on the pile yes that
49:59
would be an 80s movie you know what else is an ' 80s movie about spies and is
50:03
very funny top secret I lost it still in the shrimp
50:09
rack it's probably [ __ ] Blu-ray player have a look press eject it'll pop
50:15
out apparently we've been watching the same show Dan yeah it's funny when you
50:19
sent this to me I was like no way and it's so random and I assume that I
50:24
started watching this for the same reason as you did as cuz what's it on oh
50:28
well see that's the thing here you can get it on Amazon but it's not on Prime
50:33
you have to pay for it separately either per episode for three bucks or I think
50:37
like $15 for per series okay that's not too bad which is it's not bad if you
50:42
want to watch the whole say i s the seven se's meetings yeah so I I found it
50:48
on a different streaming platform um but the reason I'm not as far ahead I
50:54
actually only watched the pilot episode which is actually a cliffhanger for a
50:58
two-parter and I didn't watch the second part because the second part was out of
51:01
sync in the version I discovered oh I hate that so I um I'm going to have to seal the Seas
51:08
myself and uh but I just basically wanted to see a um a beautiful red
51:14
Ferrari 308 driving around some lovely Seaside roads and I was not disappointed
51:20
especially since the entire plot of the first part of the first episode is him
51:25
trying to get his hands on that car yes we're talking about magdum Pi I
51:29
don't think we've said that yet oh maybe we haven't I'm looking forward to
51:33
watching more and and Matt from what I understand you have watched a lot more
51:36
I've watched I've watched a few more episodes yeah I think I'm like uh I'm a
51:40
pretty good way into the first season and I started watching this because I
51:44
think I'd said this on the podcast a while ago I was listening to that um
51:48
it's Ty and that guy it's a um the expans podcast
51:53
and um they were talking about magn pi and how there's a there's a particularly
51:58
a two-part episode in I think it's since season 3 so I'm not up to it yet where
52:02
it's actually quite serious and and he's like magn Pi is kind of quite a hardass
52:08
in it and it's very morally gray and then they're saying when they were kids
52:12
and they saw that they were like [ __ ] this show is for real and I was like
52:15
really cuz that's not what I think of when I think Magnum PI same yes I feel
52:20
like at all I'm pretty sure my dad watched it a couple times but it was
52:23
certainly not like hard-hitting T no but now I'm watching it and it and it
52:29
isn't but it is because it's got I certainly didn't pick up that he was a n
52:34
veterin right and it's got flashbacks to Vietnam in episodes and all his friends
52:39
in Hawaii or all his his squadmates from Vietnam and plon yeah there's literally
52:45
there's an episode where he has a bunch of flashbacks because of something that
52:48
happens and he's he's they're obviously bothering him and at the end of it he
52:51
goes up to TC you know his friend who flies the helicopter and he goes do you
52:55
ever like get you know thoughts about what happened back in n and you just
53:00
kind of can't get him out of your head like at night and then his mate like and
53:04
it cuts to like a flashback of him as well yeah and then it comes out and he
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goes n not me mate and then magnum's like oh yeah not me either and then it
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like then the episode ends and I was like [ __ ] hell uhuh wow that's sort
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of that's a big thing to well the pilot episode is about one of his other Army
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buddies coming back and getting murdered yes and then
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like it's it's I mean the show is Goofy as all [ __ ] but yeah tons of like
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looking into the camera when it when do something silly winking at the audience
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and there's a bit where um there's these two flight attendants that state cuz
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like so the plot is magnum's living at this Rich guy's house cuz he's hired him
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to test his security or something and then they just kind of abandon that
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Robin something Robin Masters so he's he's he's an author of erotic fiction
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right in right they say that once or twice but
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they don't really lean into it you never ever see his face but in a couple of
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episodes you hear him on the telephone so you hear his voice and do you know
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who plays him no it's Mr Aon Wells [ __ ]
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off is it yeah this this show is just sucking more and more I
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know but you mentioned the Ferrari so like his the reason he's staying there
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the whole setup for this show is that he's been hired to steal the Ferrari to
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test Higgins who's the head head of security at the house and he's allowed
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to stay at the guest house while he does that for some reason so he just
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basically he lives in the guest house of this Mansion Higgins is head of
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secureity he's got to steal the Ferrari he steals the Ferrari and then he just
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has the Ferrari for the whole mind there is a there is a part where cuz he beats
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Higgins like Higgins and so Higgins says you have the
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car and the guest house and the rest of the place is off limits to you why why
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is is making deal with this making that deal this guy was just hired to do this
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thing no no no but then Magnum goes can I sometimes use the tennis squs he's
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like you can sometimes use the tennis squs and they were like fine
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fine that's just I don't know I don't know if this is but the rest of the
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episode at least everywhere he goes in that car everyone goes why are you
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driving around this this is happens again again later on people just laugh
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they he oh that's reoccurring yeah it's a re and joke through like all six
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seasons I think but what I don't understand there's this one part M that
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I want to talk to you about from the first episode and you've mentioned some
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other parts down the track that are questionable as well so there's this one
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part in the First episode cuz there's there's two girls that seem to be living
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in the Mansion as well so I don't know who they are maybe they rotate but in
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the first episode there's two beautiful women living in the M oh sure sure yeah
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yeah the flight attendants yes yes yes flight that does that that does happen
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again yes so Magnum comes home the Friday things are heading down to the
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pool and they're like why you come down to the pool with us we're going to
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Skinny Dip and he's like why don't you head down there first and then he goes
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back to his guest house gets a pair of binoculars and goes in spies on them
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from the B what and it's like mate they invited you down there he does go down
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later but yeah you're right why did he do that what are you doing you weird
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pervert let me double check in fact RS his he Rings his mate and starts talking
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to him while he's looking and it's like just go down there and [ __ ]
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them there's an episode later where he comes home and then they Higgins has
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just let people stay in the guest house again the two there's two flight
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attendants and any so they're talking and this goes on for a bit and then they
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she goes oh I'm going to go down for a swim um I feel like I need to refresh
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after the full body search Higgins gave was on the way in
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and then Magnum goes all right I'll catch up with you and he goes to walk in
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through the bedroom turns and like looks right down the barrel of the camera and
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goes full body search Higgins and walks
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into the room magnificent so weird but like
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awesome yeah what I love about does take
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has a um kind of a reverse comb over he's like found the part of his receding
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line that recedes the most and parts it there he's just leans into it I think
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the reason why I think the reason why you just sort of watching it and sort of
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finding it different to when we watched the first time cuz we would have seen
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these shows when we young AG but we would have been kids mhm this stuff went
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my I just saw the Hawaiian shirt man solving crimes I knew what a detective
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was and detectiv were cool there's an episode where he gets he gets a call
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from his friend who says oh there's a woman who wants to speak to you and he
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goes to meet with her and it's not a woman it's kids and the kids say we need
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you to help find our teacher she fell in love and abandoned us we're here on a
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school trip right they don't really dwell on how ridiculous that is and
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there's more to it than that and if you've seen it you know how they going
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to pay him but the point is he has this whole thing going on with these kids and
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he's like oh [ __ ] kids and he gets into all these dramas and stuff and then
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later on he's at the bar and his friend says oh there's a woman on the phone
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wants to speak to you and he goes unless she's 16 or older I'm not interested and I
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or older or older and because and the way it's done the way it's done is like no he is
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talking about what you think he's talking about as far as I can
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tell now even if in Hawaii 16 is the legal age of consent how old's Magnum
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supposed to be I'm guessing early to mid-30s at least right it's still wrong
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it's still a very big age Gap I mean maybe maybe they didn't mean that maybe
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he just meant I don't want to talk to school children and it's not it was the
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8S not a sexy they me that but yeah that's C the way I took it was mustache
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unless I can [ __ ] him I don't care that's right and to be clear anyone
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over 16 is someone
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[ __ ] there's an episode where he falls in love with this Chinese girl who works
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at a antique dealership and he her brother's name is hoe and he walks in to
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the store and he looks at the guy and then he goes hi ho and then he looks
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into the camera and
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goes Jesus what wow cuz it's it's a
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seven dwarfs joke I guess it's like the
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caliber yeah that's right topical um s
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dwarf's humor so I also checked out
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another 80s TV series um for a similar
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reason uh I had to look at Miami Vice and I never saw that there's there's a
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bigger story is because I was I was watching I watched an old Michael Man
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movie last week called the keep because okay I'll tell you the quick
1:00:08
backstory as fast as I can I was watching a YouTube video where the two
1:00:13
guys that compos the score for stranger things oh yeah uh talked about their
1:00:20
influences right and they said that their biggest influence was the sound
1:00:26
track to an 80s 1983 movie called The keep and I was like I've not seen that
1:00:32
and so I watched it and it's I I love finding 80s gems this is a World War II
1:00:38
era science fiction movie directed by Michael man who's probably more famous
1:00:43
for heat with Robert daero and alucino which is a quintessential Heist movie um
1:00:50
uh but it's it's it's got um Gabriel burn plays a Nazi oh
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uh and a quite a young um sir Ian
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McKellen plays this Jewish scientist who is made young again when he befriends
1:01:08
this demon that's inside this old fortress that the Nazis are trying to
1:01:13
occupy that sounds amazing it is it is amazing that now it is the very
1:01:19
personification of a slow burn it is a very very slow moving movie to the point
1:01:25
where even a lot of it is shot unnecessarily in slow motion
1:01:30
but but it's very very cool and obviously Michael man just watched I
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guess the one or two movies that um Ridley Scott had made up until that
1:01:40
point because he's just go on every scene put a backlight and fill the room
1:01:45
with smoke that's how we're going to shoot this but it's it's it's very cool
1:01:49
so then I started kind of Googling Michael man and I kind of casually knew
1:01:54
that he was responsible for the old Miami Vice um oh I didn't I thought of
1:02:00
yeah I didn't either I'm like well that might mean that it's quite cuz he's the
1:02:03
crime connoisseur and maybe that means that Miami Vice is a decent show and it
1:02:07
is um it but also they drive around they also drive around in a um Ferrari in a
1:02:13
Ferrari um the tester Roso which is but a white one which I think is is a waste
1:02:19
cuz testos literally means redhead and they're supposed to be the red ones but
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uh but I also found out that unlike the
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Ferrari 308 in Magnum PI this one is actually a Corvette with a Ferrari body
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kit on it cuz they couldn't afford to shoot with a real tester Rosser but then
1:02:38
Ferrari sued them after the first season and went you do it okay you're going to
1:02:44
buy a real [ __ ] Ferrari next time and so from season two onwards it's a real
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Ferrari no like they did it in a nice way though yeah yeah yeah that's funny
1:02:54
they supplied as well well it's I haven't watched enough
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of it yet to know whether or not it's uh as fun end up more on boats don't they
1:03:05
well it's Miami so it's very like between here and Cuba kind of crime
1:03:09
right yeah I think they they drive around in speed boats but part of the uh yes they
1:03:16
definitely do um part of part of the the reason that they drive around in this
1:03:22
nice car is because they um they're allowed to take cars have been impounded
1:03:26
from drug dealers so that's how they justify why just two cops have this [ __ ]
1:03:32
$150,000 car yeah they're not on the
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take yeah no they just get to do
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that great I think I just need to embrace the fact that I like old shows
1:03:44
cuz I think it is it's the fact that got serious but but I like the way that like
1:03:50
like magn Pi deals with serious stuff you mentioned that you mentioned Nazis
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there's a [ __ ] episode of magn Pi with Nazis in it I'm not joking okay wow
1:04:00
and and it's but it's so light compared to like modern stuff you know like like
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same with like I love Columbo I've always loved Columbo since I was a kid
1:04:10
it's a show about [ __ ] murders but it's just so like not dire it's just all
1:04:16
very light and like you know yeah I don't know I think it's just
1:04:21
the the vibe of those era shows is different
1:04:26
H I also like it cuz you can sort of throw it on and watch it it's the same
1:04:30
sort of formula and you don't have to sort of worry what happened last episode
1:04:35
when you're watching this episode so you can throw it on like at intervals like
1:04:39
you don't have to keep up with it you can not watch it for a month come back
1:04:43
and you know exactly what's happening no one's going to spoil it the guy with the
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Mage is trying to have sex with 16y olds and solve crimes right in his Ferrari
1:04:51
he's living the dream as long as they're paying him to solve the crimes cuz he's
1:04:54
a private detective he's not a he's not a police officer and I need to make that
1:04:59
personally clear I am not affili with the police whatsoever and they always allude to the
1:05:05
fact that he's doing like divorce cases and stuff but you never see him do any
1:05:09
of that boring stuff it's always like Higgins is threatening to tell one of
1:05:13
the women that he just sits up all night and photographs you know the husbands
1:05:18
and then he's like shut up
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Higgins full body search Higgins
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H you know where you can get a full body search Luke's house yeah Luke's house um
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