Latest / The Multiverse Collective / Norse Sinnoh E20: Gruella and the Hidden ***Tauros
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- 0:00If you keep putting pressure on me, I'm going to eat my car.
- 0:16We won, we started celebrating our victory and nothing weird
- 0:19happened with the loogie at all. Nothing.
- 0:21Why are you looking at me like that?
- 0:22Nothing happened. And then Brutus threw a pokey
- 0:25ball into a lake, which was also super normal and explained with
- 0:30clarity. And then we emotionally amused
- 0:33some of the lie noon servants back of the tree.
- 0:36There was like a weird amount, like a shocking amount of blood
- 0:39and the cake. And then I got my bones back.
- 0:43Go Team. Brutus and Gynan wake up the
- 1:33next morning feeling rested and refreshed after their Arborean
- 1:38OSHA mandated 8 hours of sleep. applied.
- 1:36Music You see, the linings are both gone when you walk out to
- 1:43your common room. And yeah, no, all meticulously
- 1:53cleaned. It's like British even happened.
- 1:55British grabs another handful of now day old blood covered cake
- 1:58and this starts eating it out of his fist.
- 2:01Brutus, we're going for a feast, man.
- 2:04It's an appetizer. If you want to advertise have
- 2:07like a small ball, the gruel or something.
- 2:10Have the shit stuff before you have the knife stuffed.
- 2:12The cake will still, I mean, we can probably take the cake,
- 2:15right? Like who's going to stop us?
- 2:17I'm not going to put it in my bag, though.
- 2:19I that's I do draw the line at that.
- 2:21I feel like this is probably the last piece we'll need.
- 2:24Yeah, I'm, I'm going to need it. The gruel guy from the other day
- 2:29from the. Prior day.
- 2:31He walks by you and he's just, or he walks by your room and he
- 2:33just peeks his head and he's just like.
- 2:36Boy, did somebody say gruel. No, no.
- 2:39No. No man, I'd like.
- 2:41Gruel. Weirdo.
- 2:46What the fuck is up with that guy just intruding on
- 2:49conversations? That I know, right?
- 2:51Nothing to do with. That private area, this is like
- 2:54our common area. There's literally 3 rooms on the
- 2:56edge of this and this is like the communal area.
- 2:58Where did he even come from? What does he do here?
- 3:01I don't. Maybe we should ask, what's the
- 3:04face? I don't.
- 3:07Think she wants to talk to us anymore?
- 3:08I mean, she's going to have to. She'll be at the feast.
- 3:10Well. She's going to have to because
- 3:11she's going to, she's going to erect a statue of us, thank you
- 3:14very much. Well, don't say erect and statue
- 3:19in the same sentence, please. I, you know, I don't know
- 3:22exactly what's in the statue hall, but.
- 3:25I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring up like old shit.
- 3:28Right, let's go, Let's go eat. Let's go eat.
- 3:31Get. The fuck out of it.
- 3:32Wait my question is do we go? Did we come out of the portal on
- 3:35the way back in the same place we went in?
- 3:37If I give her this, I guess if I give her this waist stone, does
- 3:40that send us back to like drags home?
- 3:42You didn't keep the waist stone. I do.
- 3:44I do have the waist stone because it came through with
- 3:46Gynan and she gave it back. Oh, OK, that's right.
- 3:49I hate that. Yeah.
- 3:50Yeah, I think probably it'll spit us back out back at home,
- 3:53but I we won't know until we try.
- 3:56Cool, cool cool, cool, cool. Let's go and eat and shun the
- 3:59girl, boy. Yep, Shannon, the girl boy
- 4:02Shannon. You guys follow a, you know, a
- 4:12small stream of people back to this main banquet hall and you
- 4:17see these, these three like giant long tables just filled
- 4:21with well, there's one little side table that just has a bunch
- 4:24of like it's a gruel station. So there's, there's like a dune,
- 4:27like a chef's hat. He just has like a big old pot.
- 4:30And there's these like wooden bowls.
- 4:31People are like lining up and he's just like scoops a ladle
- 4:34full of gruel in there. But everything else there's like
- 4:37this, this delicious, like very and good looking food.
- 4:41And Winona and Phoebe are there to to meet you at the door.
- 4:45And Winona says yes, the esteemed guests have arrived and
- 4:51comes to the three of you and says, please, we, we have
- 4:55tables, table for, for you up, up at the front of the hall.
- 5:00Oh. That's it.
- 5:02Oh, I'm sorry to be to, to, you know, bug you about this, but do
- 5:06you have my backpack and is it full of bones?
- 5:09Yes. We.
- 5:10We do indeed. And Winona looks around and kind
- 5:14of snaps her fingers and a a guy runs over with your back and you
- 5:21feel, you look in there and you just see what looks to be an
- 5:25endless stream of bones just chilling in there.
- 5:28Perfect. Thank you so much.
- 5:30You're welcome, I. Have a request to my part of the
- 5:32reward. Yes, yes, I I did mention that
- 5:37anything could be done. Yes, anything can be done.
- 5:39I want a statue made of the three of us made out of gold.
- 5:45You said anything to be done. Yeah, you know, that's actually
- 5:49not a problem here in Arboria. Gold is of the same rarity as.
- 5:55If you say dirt, I'm going to be upset.
- 5:56What's the most rare mineral you've got?
- 6:00Rare mineral. I mean, we have some weird like
- 6:02green glowing stuff. We there's like a mine kind of
- 6:06Outback. There's some weird like green
- 6:07glowing stuff. Uranium Tattoo.
- 6:10I want a green glowing statue of the three of those, all right.
- 6:13I mean, I don't know. We got the, we got the green
- 6:16glowing one. There's like a blue glowing one.
- 6:18I think there's like a kind of a yellow glowing one.
- 6:21I think. I don't know what the.
- 6:22Last, do all three of them. Each one of us has to be a
- 6:24different glowing statue colour. Wait, no, do all three.
- 6:27But it's like the legs are the yellow for all three of us, and
- 6:30then the torso is the green, and then like the heads and arms are
- 6:33blue. OK.
- 6:34Yeah, do that. Also, can you make us hot?
- 6:37I mean what? Are all of them?
- 6:38Yeah. Yeah.
- 6:40Make us like we're already 10s. Make us like fifteens.
- 6:43Yeah. She's like writing this down in
- 6:46a Ledger. OK, make them hot green glowing
- 6:50strange metal that kills people when they touch it.
- 6:53Make that be the whole statue. Awesome.
- 6:56Great. And Winona just signs off on it
- 6:59and hands it to somebody and it's just like.
- 7:02Is it back in the mines for me? I was going to ask actually, if
- 7:06you could make sure that the rule boy had something to do
- 7:08with it. Yep, that's me, Gruel.
- 7:12The mines did my job. That answered all of my
- 7:17questions. I feel like I feel like the
- 7:19glowing metal has ruined his taste buds and This is why he
- 7:22likes to rule. And.
- 7:23I guess I should clarify the minds of me job.
- 7:27Grows of me hobby. Grows your hobby dude, you need
- 7:31to get out more. Hey hey Winona make sure this
- 7:34guy is like a mandated like 8 hours societal bullshit a day.
- 7:39OSHA regulated. Be nice, be nice, be nice.
- 7:43That isn't it Let. The man have a hobby.
- 7:46He's still got 8 hours of his day like to to do all this shit
- 7:51just. No, he has to.
- 7:52He has 8 hours of mandated rest. No no no, I meant the other 8
- 7:56hours. He can quit the job at the mines
- 7:58and do cruel hobbies for 8 hours a day.
- 8:01But if I quit the job of the mines, how am I going to feed my
- 8:04family the gruel? You have a family.
- 8:07Somebody bread with you. I like bread.
- 8:10Yeah, he pulls out his he pulls out a wallet.
- 8:14Yeah, look, it's me, me lovely wife and.
- 8:17Me 12 kids What? Are their names?
- 8:20Are they like deformed? The wife.
- 8:24The dude's wife is like uncharacteristically hot.
- 8:28But what? What did you name your kid?
- 8:29Good for you, good old man. Also, what's your name?
- 8:32I feel bad that we've just been addressing you as girl boy.
- 8:37What's your wife's name as well? Why so many questions?
- 8:44We're just trying to get to do I.
- 8:45Even have time for these? Yeah, absolutely.
- 8:48But this is a feast. This is for getting to know the
- 8:50people that we saved. This is gratifying for us.
- 8:53Tell us the names of your family members, all 12 of your children
- 8:56and your wife. Well, my wife's.
- 9:00Name is Gruella. Gruella, OK.
- 9:04Love of me life. OK, wonder.
- 9:09All right, we got this. It only children we've got who
- 9:18we've got here we've got we've got Guriel, Gabriel, Samuel.
- 9:31Knows for all who? We like him.
- 9:34Then we've got we've got, we've got Trey, who's the 5th.
- 9:39That's a weird one. We've got Quintus, we've got
- 9:42Sixtus, we've got Siptus, we've got October, we've got 9/14 and.
- 9:52You want. Junior.
- 9:58Trey the 5th killed me. Well, I've been to the other 4
- 10:05trade. God, well, he's the 5th in wine.
- 10:08He's the 5th. Child.
- 10:10He's the fifth child, but it. Was a real tough time.
- 10:13In in me and. Gruella's history,
- 10:17unfortunately. It was.
- 10:20It was. Bring your 131415 and 16.
- 10:24Kids to work day and. Ah well, I I really don't like
- 10:28to talk about it much. OK.
- 10:31Sorry for your. Loss right away before they ask
- 10:34you more shit. And oh.
- 10:37My name. I didn't even give you my name.
- 10:40I tried to save. You.
- 10:42It's Grulio. It's got to be.
- 10:45No, but I think that's what we're going to name our next kid
- 10:47right there. You need a better hobbyland
- 10:51grueling, get another. We got a name for another 17,
- 10:54now we can have another one. I'm sorry, Gruella.
- 11:03Ezekiel's the name. Ezekiel Wow, it's.
- 11:07Unusual. And you just see this, you just
- 11:12see this absolutely just beautiful woman walk up next to
- 11:16him and she is just like. We figured out a name, have we?
- 11:21Why do the others say? Are you?
- 11:28It's the Arborian accent. You got a.
- 11:32Problem with it? Yeah.
- 11:35This should have been some like difference between you and your
- 11:38husband. It is.
- 11:39Interesting that you both speak with the same tone and cadence.
- 11:43They say that as couples grow older together they start to
- 11:46become the same person, so I'm not surprised about this.
- 11:49To be fair. That's just Wynonna.
- 11:51I think our guests are racist against Arborians.
- 11:54I'm not being racist, I'm just I'm just very confused as to how
- 11:59you have the same tonal patterns as each other.
- 12:03Well, you see, when you live with someone for a long time,
- 12:05you sort of start to develop each other's and it's not
- 12:08important. Right.
- 12:09Oh, big man, over there's got it.
- 12:11Thank you for your. Time bring weight into this.
- 12:14Thank you very much. That's very yes, You can play
- 12:19that game, Druella. They they both walk off very,
- 12:23very happy. How did he pull?
- 12:26Off I. Think it's probably better if we
- 12:29don't ask that. Fucking guy.
- 12:31He's not funny you. Know, you know, Clyde, if
- 12:34there's a If you have a disparity like that, there's
- 12:37usually something you can't see in public.
- 12:39Yeah, I was going to say he's not funny and he's definitely
- 12:42not rich, so. It's amazing what that metal
- 12:46will do. That leaves that third option.
- 12:58Can we go and eat now please? We've just had 12 children named
- 13:03in front of us and they got progressively worse.
- 13:10Nosferatu was a nice name though.
- 13:11Nosferatu. Was a nice name.
- 13:13I'd like that one. I'm going to write that down.
- 13:15Not for a Pokémon. But maybe for?
- 13:17I don't know. I like how for all of what he
- 13:20said, he specified that they like Nosferatu.
- 13:24Yeah, they did. It was a good one.
- 13:28OK, let's go and eat some Spanish.
- 13:30I am starving. I didn't eat any of that cake.
- 13:34Yeah, I needed to die. I'm sorry about the blood, by
- 13:36the way. I guess.
- 13:37Thank you for helping. I don't know how it works.
- 13:39Well, you'll get there. I've heard the first time's
- 13:41always a little awkward. Now I have to write these.
- 13:47Why do you need to know that? Because.
- 13:49You're going to discuss. Me like 20.
- 13:51You're going to it's, it's going.
- 13:53To be important OK 12345678. 2. 34567891011 and there it is.
- 14:12OK, great. Oh.
- 14:17Fuck, of all the notes you take man, I know of all the notes in
- 14:20this entire. Show it'll come, it'll come
- 14:22back, don't worry. This episode will come out and
- 14:25one of us will be like, what's the name of those kids?
- 14:28And I'm going to have it. So you guys make your way up to
- 14:44this. This table.
- 14:45At the front of this banquet hall.
- 14:47And as you sit down, everybody kind of quiets down and looks up
- 14:51on Winona, stands up and says, let's give one more cheer to the
- 14:56three heroes from the material plane that helped us in our
- 15:00greatest time of need. And you see everybody raise a
- 15:03glass and cheers, and then Winona turns to the three of you
- 15:06and says yes. It is customary in for Arborean
- 15:11feasts for any esteemed guests to to have a speech.
- 15:16Or to share some words with. With with our group.
- 15:20You Mr. Clyde. Oh great.
- 15:26Clyde will stand up, can look around and then look at Guiding
- 15:31and Brutus with a bit of a puddle look on his face.
- 15:36Esteemed guests here in Arboria, we vanquished Lugia post haste.
- 15:46Don't eat yellow snow and I'm just going to sit.
- 15:50Good job, Good job. Quite good chance.
- 15:53Yes, And you, Brutus. Oh.
- 15:56I thought it was just. One of us, we're just.
- 15:59He'll step. Up and he'll just look around
- 16:00and everybody with a like totally like neutral face and
- 16:03just go, I didn't do this for any of you.
- 16:05I just needed to kill that bird. And he'll walk away from the
- 16:08mic. And Guynet I believe.
- 16:19Please give us some. Some words.
- 16:23I would love to take this opportunity to tell you all the
- 16:25story. Oh.
- 16:28No, Clyde, it's happening again. This is the story.
- 16:32Of mine, brother Axel, he's my younger brother.
- 16:35He's a real shithead. OK, so that's the context for
- 16:38this. OK, is that he just sucks now as
- 16:41a as an adult, he really sucks. OK.
- 16:45He's always been a shithead. And so when we were like really
- 16:48little, I had convinced him that.
- 16:52So, you know, I know, like plumbing's not really like a
- 16:54thing here in Arboria, but where I'm from, we have like a really
- 16:58like, I don't want to say modern because it sounds like I'm like
- 17:01bragging about how wealthy my family is, but like, we have
- 17:03like a modern plumbing system. So I convinced Axel that when
- 17:08you flush the toilet, you know how that works.
- 17:09You like flush the toilet and the water wipes away everything
- 17:12that you left in the toilet. I convinced him that Neuverns
- 17:17live in sewers and that they come up and they eat the waste
- 17:21and that's how it works. And that that's what where the
- 17:23flushing goes. And so for like, I don't know,
- 17:26like 7 years he had to wear diapers because he was so scared
- 17:30of using the toilet. And I just think that's great.
- 17:33I think that's neat. Thank you all for your time.
- 17:36This was lovely. I don't what the fuck?
- 17:42Don't question it anymore, you. You swear you could hear a pin
- 17:50drop in this feasting hall. I don't think.
- 17:56People should ask us to say words anymore.
- 18:00I don't think as a group we did well at all.
- 18:02They should have gave. US time to prepare you.
- 18:06Know. Maybe that was revenge for
- 18:09asking on the spot. The yeah, maybe the guy's name.
- 18:12Yeah, you don't. Think they like maybe?
- 18:14Ask you just. Had it out for us.
- 18:17It was a great. Story guy and I thought it was
- 18:18funny. Guy and.
- 18:20I It was funny. It was very, everybody laughed.
- 18:22It was just you were laughing. At such a high pitch, you
- 18:25couldn't hear it. Yeah, only.
- 18:28Hound Dunes could hear it, I guess.
- 18:30I just want OK. Now.
- 18:33Yeah, just eat. Please.
- 18:35Please don't cry. Don't, don't cry.
- 18:42Oh fuck, I'm just gonna like, push.
- 18:44It push like. A full roasted.
- 18:47Blazer. Oh my God.
- 18:49It's like a four. Foot tall bird this.
- 18:54You're a going girl. It's so.
- 18:57Spicy. It's crazy when the chicken can
- 19:01cook itself. You guys.
- 19:03See, people start to eat and it starts very trepidatiously, and
- 19:09then people start having conversations and then it's kind
- 19:13of back-to-back to normal. Matt is.
- 19:23Taking requests to name children and.
- 19:39Brutus is just going to, he's going to eat and then eventually
- 19:43he'll like leave for a little bit and I'll come back.
- 19:45Which is like a very small bowl of gruel with some raisins in
- 19:47it. Clyde.
- 19:49'S just going to slowly turn his head, but he's not even on a
- 19:53civil chair. He's just like slowly turning
- 19:55the chair and. He's just.
- 19:57Going to be like, I mean, what the fuck, Clyde?
- 20:00I like gruel. What?
- 20:06Backgrounds of guidance. Guidance space.
- 20:10Is like smeared in the sauce that was all over the Blaziken.
- 20:14What? Have we been have we been
- 20:21travelling with a psychopath this whole time?
- 20:23I'm. Worried.
- 20:24Associating with a gruel eater. Right until.
- 20:27Very recently I have been very poor.
- 20:31That is fair. You know what fair?
- 20:32It's going to. Keep the clutch just turns.
- 20:35Like, that's the evening again, kind of very.
- 20:38Quietly goes back to eating the The Blaze again.
- 20:41It is again. They're smothered in wing sauce.
- 20:44Yeah, you don't. Even know how they figured out
- 20:46how to do Buffalo sauce. But it is just straight up, you
- 20:50know what you have? You have weird powers.
- 20:52You you just get like a message in your head that just says
- 20:55Frank's red hot and nothing else.
- 20:57Yeah. Frank's red hot Taurus sauce.
- 21:01Oh, she's got an ad from Sino Max again.
- 21:04Gunman's eyes roll back into her head.
- 21:07Oh my God. What the fuck?
- 21:11Why is the? Discord so active when we're
- 21:13running fucking game. No.
- 21:18What's the actual? Fuck.
- 21:23Hey you. Little Dick nerd how's work and
- 21:25not enjoying time off? Fucking plebe gynan.
- 21:28I was very out of pocket. What the fuck did that come
- 21:31from, Gynan? Sorry, I don't know.
- 21:35I was overcome. It was like a Sino maps
- 21:37advertisement. Is this Was this?
- 21:39Another one of your vision, did you have a IS?
- 21:41That what ground on said to us is that is that was that one of
- 21:44your your freaky deaky premonitions?
- 21:46I think it might. Have been that's concerning
- 21:48Well, now we got. To go kill him, right, Yeah, he
- 21:50just. Called us.
- 21:50I think he just called us little Dick nerds.
- 21:52He did call us. Little Dick nerds I.
- 21:55Don't even have a Dick. I have a shit.
- 21:59My mom said this. What?
- 22:00Yeah. Clitoris.
- 22:02Toros. Clitoris, There we go.
- 22:05That's what he said. You just hear somebody in the.
- 22:11Background. It's not true that you can't
- 22:14find it. Oh, that's.
- 22:18Unfortunate for Cruella. I'm sorry, Cruella, what do you
- 22:28have? Geologist happens to walk.
- 22:34By you. But you didn't have.
- 22:36Anything planned for this, right?
- 22:38Because no. Nothing.
- 22:43Oh, we should name. This episode, Gruella de Phil.
- 22:49Oh. Gruella I'm the missing asterisk
- 22:52asterisk asterisk toros. Oh shit.
- 23:08God. Oh my God.
- 23:10Meanwhile. Fucking Groudon is wreaking
- 23:12havoc in the material plane. Gorilla.
- 23:16Walks. By you, Clyde and just.
- 23:19Gives you just just a very sad like knowing.
- 23:22Look and just keeps walking. I'm sorry, Gorilla, I was.
- 23:26I was joking. I didn't know it was true.
- 23:29Hey. Hey, guys.
- 23:29Dude, do you think we have time to give Ezekiel like an anatomy
- 23:35lesson? Because that was the base of a
- 23:37very dissatisfied woman. I think I.
- 23:39Have some sort of pictures somewhere in my backpack I'm.
- 23:43Sick Ezekiel, do I have to roll? For that or can I dig no.
- 23:50Go for it. Wait, you?
- 23:51Have these bones you have anatomy bones I have.
- 23:55Anatomy. Bones.
- 23:57Ezekiel Guinan pulls. Out no one phone.
- 24:01Human. Skeleton and lays it out
- 24:02meticulously on the table. Winona.
- 24:07He said. How was that staying together?
- 24:10I don't know, Ezekiel. Your presence.
- 24:14Is requested. How are we doing, buddy?
- 24:20Yeah, we've got a. Bit of.
- 24:25What we need me for up here grew at that.
- 24:28So, OK, how long? Wait, you don't have to be here
- 24:30for this. Don't worry.
- 24:32But but you'll be fine tonight. It's going to be the best night
- 24:34of your life. It's just going to like, shoe
- 24:36her up. Grew up.
- 24:40It. Has a lingering look at you,
- 24:42Clyde and Winker. And.
- 24:44Guyana with wing sauce has like finger painted, essentially an
- 24:50an anatomical representation of the female reproductive system.
- 24:57OK, so we we've heard that you are very ignorant when it comes
- 25:05to partaking in the devil's tango.
- 25:10What's the devil? What he means to say in less
- 25:15polite terms is this is the clitoris and Guinan point
- 25:19clitoris. Sorry, clitoris freudulent slip.
- 25:29Oh, clitoris, we've got, we've got a herd of no, no, no, no,
- 25:33no. Not that kind of.
- 25:34We've got a head of. Dozen of them out in the yard.
- 25:37What? What do they have to do with?
- 25:38No, No, no, no. No, no, no, Ezekiel.
- 25:40Ezekiel When a man and a woman love each other very much.
- 25:45I know. They make a dozen kids.
- 25:47Make a. Dozen kids.
- 25:49But if you make a dozen kids and your wife's dissatisfied, those
- 25:54dozen kids aren't going to be loved the same.
- 25:56Why are we talking? About satisfaction.
- 25:59The gruel I make is great for her.
- 26:01We're not talking. About that, that kind of
- 26:03satisfaction. What are we?
- 26:05Talking about then spell it out for me.
- 26:07OK. Is he if?
- 26:08You'll hear me out, Hear me out. Gruel is.
- 26:12Really good, right? You really like to eat gruel.
- 26:17Yeah. It's my favorite hobby second.
- 26:21Right. Right above making kids with me
- 26:24wife. Right above.
- 26:30I need an actual fucking cigarette after this.
- 26:35Because as we know. In.
- 26:36Arborea. Sexual.
- 26:39Contact is for procreation. Nothing else.
- 26:42Please never. Let if I ever end up trapped on
- 26:44Arborea, please kill me. Nah, I need.
- 26:49You to pretend that your wife is a delicious bowl of gruel.
- 26:53And just. Go to fucking town my friend,
- 26:56but she's me. Wife not gruel.
- 26:59Clyde's going. To walk over to Clyde's going to
- 27:01walk over to the gruel station and get a bowl and put it in
- 27:04between the have a. Bowl.
- 27:07Trump. Roots isn't full.
- 27:09And angle it slightly. So it won't fall out, but it's
- 27:11like in the right position. This area is a delicious bowl of
- 27:15GRAW and you can't use your hands to eat it.
- 27:19What does a little piggy say Oink?
- 27:21Oink. What?
- 27:22No. What does the little oink alone
- 27:24say? You know what?
- 27:27I think. I understand and.
- 27:30He very knowingly pulls out a like like a like a camp spoon
- 27:36and just start getting the gruel.
- 27:40Cruella, I'm sorry, he's a he's, he's mentally challenged.
- 27:44I think this. Might be a lost cause,
- 27:45gentlemen. It is it's it definitely is
- 27:49right. We know now can you, can you
- 27:50make us a portal so we can get home?
- 27:51Because I I don't want to be here while this man dissatisfies
- 27:54his wife. Which next tonight I.
- 27:57Think we've done something? I don't know, I.
- 27:59Need to leave. If you.
- 28:02Insist. I this has.
- 28:04Been this has. Been very.
- 28:06It's interesting. I need to subtract 1 skeleton
- 28:09from my inventory because I'm not taking that one back. 3999,
- 28:19yes. 3,000,000 is the worst. Drinking song 4 so now.
- 28:23You have 3,000,009. 190. 9999 skeletons in the bag. 3,000,999
- 28:29skeletons. Take one.
- 28:34Down. Take one down like porridge. 3
- 28:40million. 999,998 Human. Skeletons.
- 28:49Fuck, that could be the episode title.
- 28:52I like. I like what we.
- 28:54Have, but that could be that's the secondary title, right?
- 29:05Yeah, so you see. Get us back on track, please.
- 29:11All right, Winona. You see Winona.
- 29:17Channel some latent magical energy and you feel the
- 29:20waystone. Kind of, you know.
- 29:24In. Resonance with it and you see
- 29:28this this portal open in front of you and Winona says all
- 29:32right, they should send you back pretty close to where you came
- 29:37out in the material plane. Pretty cool.
- 29:42Dope where we came. Out was inside Rep W mansion.
- 29:47That's true. Pretty.
- 29:47Close is scary because we could end up in the statue room, but
- 29:51you know, I have some sort of morbid curiosity about it.
- 29:55I'm going. To be real with you guys.
- 29:57And I kind of want to see the statues.
- 29:59I kind of want to see the. Statues too.
- 30:02I want to. See the.
- 30:02Statue. We'll go through it and if it's
- 30:05the statue room, we'll let you know to cover your eyes until we
- 30:07get you out of it. Thank you.
- 30:09Yes. OK, I'm going to just head
- 30:11through. OK, you guys head through
- 30:16cladding. You should roll just a flat 2D6.
- 30:20I'm going to. Ask you a question now, if I get
- 30:23a 12 do we end up in the in the statue room?
- 30:25It's 12 or A1 or A1. Or two any.
- 30:29You'll see. I'm concerned that a 2 is going
- 30:32to be us just landing in my parents bedroom while they're
- 30:35fucking. That's a 10, yeah.
- 30:38OK. Well, I have good news and bad
- 30:40news. What do you want first?
- 30:42Give me the bad news. The bad.
- 30:44News is you are in fact in the statue room of drags home.
- 30:48OK, that's. Not That's not the bad news.
- 30:50That's the good news. It's the good news that.
- 30:52They're really good statues. The good news is Clyde, you
- 30:56notice that there was a that as you walked in, you felt like
- 31:01somebody grab onto you as you walked in.
- 31:03And you have received, you have received a a straggler, that
- 31:10being Gruella. Yeah.
- 31:13D. MNPCDMNP.
- 31:16C. It looks like I've got a wife
- 31:21now. What are we going?
- 31:25To do with that. I don't know.
- 31:29You guys can figure out. I'm so sorry, Brutus.
- 31:36Brutus was behind, so he's just going to put his hand on
- 31:38Gorilla's shoulder and just pull her back.
- 31:40No, you can't come with us. Oh, tell, tell Gaenan to cover
- 31:50her eyes. Oh.
- 31:51Gaenan things will be. Better now, Cruella Trust.
- 32:05Yeah. Brutus comes through.
- 32:11Like plastered over her eyes. I'll take.
- 32:14Weasel's bandana off and like fold it and like so it's got
- 32:17like blankness over the holes in the eyes so she so she can't see
- 32:21inside it around the head and be nice like that.
- 32:26Thank you. So there's a lot more statues
- 32:28than I expected it. There's a lot of very
- 32:30interesting positions there. Is Jesus.
- 32:34You can see what she's eating for dinner and she's eating for
- 32:35dinner, and pretty sure those are.
- 32:37Very well defined lips on that one.
- 32:43Jesus Christ. Oh.
- 32:45My God, these. Statues of your dad in here as
- 32:47well. Diana is.
- 32:50Silent. Jesus Christ, you could.
- 32:56Warn us about that part. Oh fuck, who are they paying?
- 33:00To do these statues, she's kind of been studying that position
- 33:04for a very long time. Don't know, no.
- 33:08What if it's just a Ditto maybe? But no, no, the eyes would be
- 33:13like big and lifeless. Well, I mean you.
- 33:16Can you can figure that part out when you're sculpting?
- 33:18You don't have to do the eyes like that.
- 33:20That's not. Where the eyes are.
- 33:26Dinah. Vomits a little bit.
- 33:55The. Soto.
- 34:46The.