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Hour 3 - Putting the Bomb in Bronx Bombers · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom Sheka Luca. It's ourn B three Ben Malers Show,
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  Speaker 1: third day of August MLB trade deadline, and we head
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  Speaker 1: to the Boogie Down Bronx the Bronx Zoo in New
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  Speaker 1: York City. Does adding Luis Garcia Junior from the Nationals
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  Speaker 1: increase the Yankees World Series odds? That was the move
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  Speaker 1: they made. We'll talk about that. Also, Bucks quarterback Baker
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  Speaker 1: Mayfield had final say on his clips in the new
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  Speaker 1: Quarterback documentary How does this change things? We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Also in the NBA, Kevin Durant claims the Sixers star
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  Speaker 1: power can match his Golden State teams, and we asked
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  Speaker 1: the question, can this make it past the always popular
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  Speaker 1: Malard bs Detective. We'll go there as well. All of
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  Speaker 1: that coming your way right now. It's our number three,
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  Speaker 1: putting the bomb in Bronx Bombers. Welcome in the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of another hour of The Ben Mather Show. We are
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  Speaker 1: throw Here here we go and boo ah, Solid, I
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  Speaker 1: hit the base of the camera. I did hit the
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  Speaker 1: direct hit. So Jay, you don't need to save that one,
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  Speaker 1: Jay Scoop, you don't need to save that one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm just pointing that out. So our
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  Speaker 1: lead this hour is from the Boogie Down bra Wall.
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  Speaker 1: The g s Dodgers getting all the headlines. Everyone yapping
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  Speaker 1: here is people freaking out, losing their minds because the
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers made the big Trek schoobl trade over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: He'll make his Dodger debut in Chicago on Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the Bronx Bombers made a move. The Bronx Bombers made
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  Speaker 1: a trade. Do you see this?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a big trade? Well, for the modern Yankees,
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  Speaker 1: this is what the modern Yankees do. This is not
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  Speaker 1: your Daddy's Yankees or your grandpa Grandpa's Yankees. This is
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  Speaker 1: the modern Yankees. Yankees acquired Luis Garcia Junior from the Nationals.
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell is that? Uh, well, he's had a
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  Speaker 1: good year. Is that a good year? Dodgers did not
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  Speaker 1: want him, apparently because they would have gotten him. I
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  Speaker 1: guess everyone's getting the Dodger leftovers who they don't want anyway.
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  Speaker 1: The Yankees traded Jake Bird. The bird is the word.
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  Speaker 1: The bird is the word. Jake Bird and a gaggle
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  Speaker 1: of other pitchers. It was a total of four pitchers.
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  Speaker 1: Jake Bird was the one you may have heard of,
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  Speaker 1: because everyone's heard of Birds, and so there was that.
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  Speaker 1: And then Garcia is twenty six years old and having
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  Speaker 1: a big old breakout season, a revelation of nat nation
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  Speaker 1: no more as he's gone batting at the time of
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  Speaker 1: the trade in the two eighties, with twenty three home
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  Speaker 1: runs and seventy six runs batted in a solid ops
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  Speaker 1: of eight seventy three, all of those good numbers. And
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  Speaker 1: as he's had that big year, leads the National League.
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  Speaker 1: This guy who you've never heard of, Luis Garcia Junior,
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  Speaker 1: leading the entire National League, the senior circuit in slugging percentage.
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  Speaker 1: He's a left handed hitter, primarily a first baseman in Washington,
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  Speaker 1: had been a first baseman for Rick and Maryland and
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  Speaker 1: his Nationals morning time, so there is that, and previously
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  Speaker 1: had played second base. Only big league team. He's played
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  Speaker 1: four the team in Washington. Now he heads to New
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  Speaker 1: York and he will be able to join the Yankees
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  Speaker 1: shortly and have a wonderful pow wow there with Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Bone and all the Yankee brass. Garcia is under team control.
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  Speaker 1: If you're excited about that through twenty twenty seven, where
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  Speaker 1: y'all tell me there won't be a twenty twenty seven season,
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  Speaker 1: so who cares about that? So in theory, he's more
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  Speaker 1: than a rental player. That is, of course, if there
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  Speaker 1: is a baseball season next year. So that is a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping up point. Let us discuss the question. Does
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  Speaker 1: adding Luis Garcia Junior increase the Yankee World Series odds?
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  Speaker 1: Does this increase the chances the Yankees get back to
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  Speaker 1: play the Dodgers again in the World Series. So I've
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  Speaker 1: got SpaceX Shell Company and TikTok Diner, and we will
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
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  Speaker 1: to make some peanuts and cracker jacks and have a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful time, a grand old time there and a soft pretzel,
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  Speaker 1: a nice soft pretzel. So first of all, I am
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  Speaker 1: shaking my head. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, no, this does this trade does increase the
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  Speaker 1: Adville budget. This is the modern Yankees. This is the
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  Speaker 1: moves the modern Yankees make. It's not a splitsh splash.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a little trip, just a little trip, dripy, drippy,
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  Speaker 1: dripy trip, be trippy that's the Yankees. That's what they
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  Speaker 1: do now. That's the reality. It doesn't push the scales
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  Speaker 1: towards getting another piece of metal, as Rob Manford calls
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  Speaker 1: the championship trophy just a piece of metal. They tossed
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  Speaker 1: a pebble essentially into the East River, is what the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees did with this transaction. Now they do need the player,
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  Speaker 1: with the guys like Aaron Judge and Cody Bellinger and
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  Speaker 1: gen Carlo gen Carlo Stanton, all of them having a
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  Speaker 1: social club in the trainer's room. The Yankees just bought
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  Speaker 1: the top slugger in the National League. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like investing though in the peak of the bubble, kind
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  Speaker 1: of like when I bought the original Malar mansion many
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  Speaker 1: years ago, almost twenty years ago. I can't believe it's
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  Speaker 1: been almost twenty years. And I bought the original Malor
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  Speaker 1: mansion right before the housing bubble crashed. If you're old enough,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean by that. The housing market
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  Speaker 1: crashed in late eight and just a few months after
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  Speaker 1: I had put my DOCU sign in, and I'm still
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  Speaker 1: underwater all these years later on that investment. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like that. It's kind of like that or a
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  Speaker 1: more recent example would be a lot of people, maybe
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  Speaker 1: even me included, loaded up on SpaceX when the stock
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  Speaker 1: hit the market and it went up initially and now
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  Speaker 1: free falling, free falling, yeah, right in the toilet right there.
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  Speaker 1: Big losses on that space X. Now, the question with
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  Speaker 1: this is can the player survive the Bronx. He was
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  Speaker 1: born there, although his family left for the Dominicans shortly
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  Speaker 1: after he was born. And you always wonder about these
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  Speaker 1: guys that play on bad teams like the National suck right,
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  Speaker 1: They're just your quintessential bad team. They score a few
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  Speaker 1: runs and all that, so people get excited. They don't
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  Speaker 1: play much defense, and you look at it and it's
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  Speaker 1: like you're playing in front of eleven thousand fans and
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  Speaker 1: a raccoon. There's not a lot on the line when
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  Speaker 1: you're playing with that natitude. In DC, they haven't been good.
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  Speaker 1: They made a deal with the devil to beat the
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  Speaker 1: cheating a holes in the World Series, and so they're
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  Speaker 1: still paying the price for that championship after all these
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  Speaker 1: particular years. And the other issue here, aside from the
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  Speaker 1: bright lights of the big city of New York and
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  Speaker 1: what that means, the other problem is you have a
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  Speaker 1: square peg in a round hole. Unless the Yankees trade
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  Speaker 1: Jazz Chisholm before the deadline, he's going to play second
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  Speaker 1: base Jazz Chisholm. And you look at the first base position,
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  Speaker 1: You've got Ben Rice, Isn't that nice? And Paul Goldschmidt,
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  Speaker 1: who were holding down first base. Fine, So that means
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  Speaker 1: that the Yankees big act, you know, big pickup. Here
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  Speaker 1: the guy they got Luis Garcia Jr. The way I
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  Speaker 1: read the room here, you know, he is a square
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  Speaker 1: peg in a round hole, meaning it's looking like he's
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  Speaker 1: a platoon player. So if that is accurate, and he's
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  Speaker 1: not the greatest defensive player in the world. So the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees did not upgrade. They did get a nice coupon deal.
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  Speaker 1: They got a nice coupon deal on the particular player.
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  Speaker 1: So the Malarra part card, this is the rare even
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  Speaker 1: trade the Yankees got to see and that is basically
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  Speaker 1: just a band aid move. He took a player off
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  Speaker 1: a bad team, off a bad team. And the Nationals
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  Speaker 1: also get to see they got quantity over quality, much
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  Speaker 1: like my diet back in the day, quantity over quality
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  Speaker 1: and just a few arms in the bullpen. Nothing really
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  Speaker 1: all that special. Nothing all that special. And I got
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  Speaker 1: to make sure I say a jag even though these
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  Speaker 1: are pitchers, just a guy. They're just a guy. Nothing revolutionary, spam.
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  Speaker 1: It's filler. It's packing peanuts. That's what that is. Now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we now go to chiev Land and while you were
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  Speaker 1: not paying attention, I know you were not paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield over the weekend revealed the somewhat popular Netflix
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  Speaker 1: program The Quarterback, season three of The Quarterbacks and Omaha
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  Speaker 1: Productions TV show. We've quoted it a few times. I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering if you've seen it, if you've checked it out
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  Speaker 1: on Netflix. I don't think Stevie Meatballs has watched it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about some of you other folks. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Netflix and Omaha Productions teamed up for this season three
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  Speaker 1: of The Quarterback, and Baker said that, hey, every single
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  Speaker 1: time I am on camera on that show, I had approval.
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  Speaker 1: I had to approve every piece of video that's on
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  Speaker 1: that show. I had to sign off on it. I
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  Speaker 1: just sign off on it, Baker said before Netflix put
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  Speaker 1: it on the show. So, despite appearing in the series,
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  Speaker 1: Mayfield admitted he has never watched this series. Why would
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  Speaker 1: he watch it. He's already had to watch every clip
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  Speaker 1: that he's in to approve it, so he's already seen everything.
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  Speaker 1: He also said that he apologized for his on field language.
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  Speaker 1: He has a potty mouth. He has a potty mouth.
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  Speaker 1: He says, apologies to the families with little kiddos. I
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  Speaker 1: might be a little angry elf on the field every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while. So the key part of this
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  Speaker 1: is the gatekeeping. That's the key part of this. That's
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  Speaker 1: the money part of it. And that is a good
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  Speaker 1: jumping off point. So let us discuss the question bucks
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Baker Mayfield, who's got final say? He says, I
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  Speaker 1: have final say on the clips and the new Quarterback
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  Speaker 1: documentary over on Netflix. How does this change things? How
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  Speaker 1: does this change things? So it is confirmation is the
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  Speaker 1: word I will use. It is confirmation that this show
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  Speaker 1: is nothing more than what we thought it was propaganda,
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  Speaker 1: capital P, capital P. Propaganda. That's what this is. It's curated,
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  Speaker 1: it's sanitized and quarterback approved content. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's what So this is not really a documentary. It's
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  Speaker 1: brand activation for Baker Mayfield and the other people involved
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  Speaker 1: in it. And the one that takes the biggest hit
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  Speaker 1: is not Baker Mayfield, It's not Netflix. It's Peyton Manning.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton Manning is getting trapped on this and he deserves it.
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  Speaker 1: He's the one behind this. This is his baby, Omaha Productions.
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  Speaker 1: As I understand, it is Peyton Manning's operation, and so
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  Speaker 1: more like a oh my god, we can't upset the
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  Speaker 1: Quarterback Productions take away the Omaha name, and oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta make these guys happy. We got to do so.
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  Speaker 1: Is Peyton running a shell company? Is that what? Omaha
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  Speaker 1: Productions is a shell company for the NFL's PR department.
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  Speaker 1: Of course they have better lighting. They have better lighting
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  Speaker 1: over there. He's at the concierge desk over the four seasons,
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  Speaker 1: catering to every DIVA quarterback in the National Football League.
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  Speaker 1: If Mayfield is getting veto power, Baker Mayfield is getting
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  Speaker 1: veto power over what airs on a Netflix TV show.
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  Speaker 1: Quarterback is not really a behind the scenes, behind the
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  Speaker 1: scenes reality. It is again promotional material. That's what this
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  Speaker 1: is here. It's the NFL's version of Disney World. It's
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  Speaker 1: squeaky clean. It's a corporate illusion. It's a corporate illusion,
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  Speaker 1: is what it is, and so this is the night
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  Speaker 1: of the improv. We're all going out to see some comedy.
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  Speaker 1: And look who's on stage. It's Fluffy, that's right, Just
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  Speaker 1: like the documentary. It's Fluffy on stage right there. That
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  Speaker 1: is the level of content. That's where we're at.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Listen you guys, I'll lay you do like it. You
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  Speaker 1: know the fanboys love it. They don't want reality, they
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  Speaker 1: want this. This is why this is a thing. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to see the warts and the moles. You
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  Speaker 1: want to see everything as Baker wants you to see it,
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  Speaker 1: with none of those warts and moles part of it. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: final thought, we decided we have not annoyed our friend
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  Speaker 1: Wayne from Duluth enough, so let's talk some pro bouncy ball.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say? All right? That's good? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: All right, very good. So Kevin Durant made some headlines
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend. He said the new look seventy six
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  Speaker 1: Ers with Lebron James, the new look seventy six Ers
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  Speaker 1: remind him of the twenty seventeen through twenty nineteen Golden
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  Speaker 1: State Warriors because of their sheer amount of star talent
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  Speaker 1: on the roster. Now you look at the depth chart
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  Speaker 1: for the Sixers, and they have a combination of Lebron James,
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  Speaker 1: They've got him, Joel embiid oh, he's not hurt. Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Brown came over from Boston, Tyrese Maxi and the I
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  Speaker 1: guess now second year, third year whatever is VJ. Edgecombe
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  Speaker 1: is also there as well. So that is the group
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  Speaker 1: elite scoring, praised for lineup versatility, all of that stuff now.
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  Speaker 1: Durant also said Philadelphia has enough offensive pierate power, offensive
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  Speaker 1: firepower that anybody can have it going on any given night,
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  Speaker 1: similar to how Golden State could overwhelm the opposition. Opponents
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  Speaker 1: just had no way of stopping all of the things,
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  Speaker 1: all the doo hickeys that were at the disposal of
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  Speaker 1: those Golden State teams back in the day. So Durant
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  Speaker 1: stressed that the comparison is only about the talent level.
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  Speaker 1: It's only about the talent level, not the accomplishments. And
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  Speaker 1: the Warriors earned their reputation by winning, winning, and that
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  Speaker 1: whole deal. So the question, here's the question, Kevin Durant.
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  Speaker 1: I gave you the claim for those you that are
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  Speaker 1: a little late, welcome, We've been here for a while.
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  Speaker 1: So the claim is this Kevin Durant says the Sixers
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  Speaker 1: star power can match those great Golden State teams he
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  Speaker 1: was a part of a few years back. So can
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  Speaker 1: mismake it? This claim? Does it make it past the
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  Speaker 1: Malard bs detector? So we turn on the Malar bull
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  Speaker 1: crap detector and right there, it's not just failing, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's catching on fire. There's like smoke. Here's it's smoking
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  Speaker 1: like Playoff Harden in May. It's not going very well here.
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  Speaker 1: So Durant is out there selling, to quote our caller
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  Speaker 1: last hour, snake oil. He's out there selling snake oil
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  Speaker 1: about a team he doesn't even play for. How's it
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  Speaker 1: going for the Rockets? Over there? Doesn't Durant still play
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  Speaker 1: for the Rockets? Hard to keep track? I think he's
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  Speaker 1: still on the Rockets. And this is also the classic
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  Speaker 1: NBA spin zone, the NBA spin zone. The Warriors were
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  Speaker 1: a Michelin star dynasty with sixty seven win pedigree and
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  Speaker 1: actual trophies. They aren't in one, and because Draymond Green
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  Speaker 1: kicked a guy in the nuts and got suspended and
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  Speaker 1: then they ended up losing, they felt like they had
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  Speaker 1: to go out and fatten up, and so they went
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  Speaker 1: out and got Kevin Durant, but that would the Warriors again,
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  Speaker 1: Michelin star domination. They had won, they had success. They
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  Speaker 1: were still in the prime of their career. And Philadelphia
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  Speaker 1: is like a TikTok diner with bright neon lights all
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  Speaker 1: over the place, no menu, no menu, and a kitchen
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  Speaker 1: waiting on health department approval because there's cockroaches the size
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  Speaker 1: of Wyoming that are there. And now listen, it looks cool.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's really had the food. We don't know what's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen in Philadelphia. They haven't played a single meaningful game.
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  Speaker 1: They haven't had a chance to. They haven't played a
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  Speaker 1: single possession as one United while prime Steph Curry. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: Steph Curry back in the day he warped defenses, shooting
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  Speaker 1: from the logo at mid court and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And beyond if you look at the sixers, there's no
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  Speaker 1: current sixer that can replicate the Steph Curry situation like that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't match that. And beyond that, Joel Embid's medical
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  Speaker 1: chart is I checked thicker than war in peace. It's
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  Speaker 1: thicker than Warren piece. So that's not good. Lebron is
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  Speaker 1: now in his forties as fully established in his forties,
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  Speaker 1: he's a designated hitter. He'll cherry pick occasionally on defense.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time he is a liability lebron defensively.
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  Speaker 1: There are also questions about Jalen Brown defensively getting paid
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. Is he's still going to go
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  Speaker 1: out there and do his thing and whatever. So the
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  Speaker 1: NBA is littered with paper champions, a lot of paper
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  Speaker 1: champions that look like the Avengers poster. When you look
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  Speaker 1: at the tablet thing like, wow, there really good. They
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  Speaker 1: went out there and played like they were doing junior
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  Speaker 1: high school theater, just community theater. Just not good at all.
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  Speaker 1: So Philadelphia is trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle on
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  Speaker 1: the fly, trying to build out the jigsaw puzzle, except
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  Speaker 1: half of the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle, half of them, okay,
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  Speaker 1: are from different boxes. So good luck on that. It
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  Speaker 1: is the Ben Mahler Show. Good luck on this. And
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• 22:38
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• 22:42
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• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Jones revealed that he is considering adding Blank to the
• 22:49
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• 22:54
  Speaker 1: during the World Cup alf the Alien Opiner says, Jerry
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: is excited to add a jiggle joint, Jerry's jiggle joint
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to the Cowboys Stadium. That would be pretty cool. Pay
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: per view from Donkey sausage French restaurant serving frogs. Very
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: specific from our friend Femi there from the Twin Cities. JT.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: The Wingman says, custom Fifa draperies. All right, what else
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: do we have? Page down ed two O nine mallar
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: riddle from King Rory. Okay, all you can eat McDonald's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: mcgriddle sandwiches from Jerry. What else do you have? Turpentine
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and chili powder? Ah, I see what you did there, Michael.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Look at that little snake oil. That's the original snake
• 23:37
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• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. A beer tent from courtesy Flusher.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Page down? Skip over that
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Bill said, of course the classic glorihole. Jerry loves that gloryhole.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Tim in a Busco Indian Timmy and Busco Indiana says
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: he thinks about thinking about adding a tie massage parlor.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I bet he is. What else do we is? That's right?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Calm down, Jerry, Fat Daddy says, Jerry Jones is going
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: to be adding again. Well you heard the sound by
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: play with somebody gain. He's gonna add this, Jared, I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: won't Mason Glory. That's right, according to Fat Daddy, all
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: around the stadium, all around the stadium. There you go.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: All right, do you have an answer?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Rain?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: No, I think she's going to add cosmetic mirrors. Cosmetic mirrors,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Is that the answer? No, it's unfortunate. Yeah, Jery Jones
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: reveal he is not going to add curtains. He's thinking
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: about adding tinted windows. Tinted windows to Jerry's world. Yeah,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: so that is the the plan. Jill, the Yankee fan
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: rights in says they got to Luis Garcia Junior for
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: basically nothing. Cash Man isn't done yet. All right, well
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: we'll see Jill. But I have to do the show
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: right now. Jill, you know that I gotta do the
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: show right now. Ia react right now. I can't wait, hey,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: till it's all done. They didn't give me the night off.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I have to wait till after the trade. I don't
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: get to wait till after the trade Deadlinds. Don't try
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to say, by the way, now, the whole point I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: won't go back to the Cowboys. I know I'm jump
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: around so the Cowboys Stadium. The whole point of it was, Hey,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you know, we have a window, so God can Apparently
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: God can't see through concrete and the ceiling, so they
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: had the glass to look in. And if you have
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: tinted windows, can God see through tinted windows? So it's
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: not just a skyview, it's a heaven veale well from yeah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the other side and crossing. Let's go the phones. Let's
• 25:30
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• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Andre Andre in the Commonwealth and his dog willers Hello, Andre, Welcome.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Then how's it going good to beauty? Listen Jerry Jones
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: adding these tinted windows down there at the AT and
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: T Stadium. I think that's gonna be quite helpful for
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: some of the marque events that he does. Right, What
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: is what did Logan Paul get knocked out by Anthony Joshua?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Is that the At and State?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Now, are they gonna have Limo? Are they gonna have
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Limo tint? That's illegal in some places to have Limo
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: tint on your car? Is it legal in Jerry's world?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And how often will that tint need to be replaced?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: As you know, it gets very hot in Texas. The
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: sun's a little meaner in Texas. Everything's bigger, even the
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: sun's bigger in Texas, So if you put tinting on there,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do it every couple of years, right, m.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: This is an add expense. But I do feel the
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: fan fare that Jerry is always able to generate, being
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: the master of ceremonies that he is, Cowboys being the
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: richest team in riches evaluation in team sports. I think
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: it's going to find a way to work itself out.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: But I'm seeing, you know, are the Cowboys cheerleaders going
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: to be behind the tints?
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Is that going to be like a part of the intro,
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: you know, where they put all of the smoke and
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: mirriage as the guys are coming out for these marquee
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: fights that happen in Jerry world.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: And the other problem is, you know, and we've all
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: seen it the cars, where the tint goes bad. It
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: starts bubbling terrible. Look, Oh it's hard, horrible look right,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: low class, Look, you know that's a not a good
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: You don't want that, So you got to keep an
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: eye on that. Who's gonna watch do they do they
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: hire a tint guy just to watch the tin?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: You know? All right?
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: They need to because we can't have any sloppy jealoppies
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: at Jerry's world. It got it's gotta be. It's got
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: to be top of the top shelf type stuff at
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: AT and T Stadium, up to the standards. You know
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: that the Jerry Jones, you know, I mean he he
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: likes a lot of things, you know, like they have
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: a good time, you know. And the Cowboys teams the documentary,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: you know that did they win the game and then
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: they win, they win the after party.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: But but it's got to be type tough. But of course, Ben,
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: you know, with all of this hoople out and the
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: fans fare that precedes every single Cowboys season, we do
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: realize the Cowboys, if they do make the playoffs, they're
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: gonna lose the first round. That's the end all be
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: all of all of this, the hype, the speculation. We
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: do realize that that has nothing to.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Do with a what the Cowboys do. That's kind of
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: what they do first or second round, that's where they
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: go down.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: That's how it works, right, that's if they make the
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: playoffs to begin with. Because the NFC North is a monster, right,
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have a very good team, whether it be
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: the Vikings, the Lions, the Bears, Viking, Lions, Bears.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know about the Vikings being you know, they
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: don't have a quarterback. I wouldn't say they're in really
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: good shape there. I would say that. And the big
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: the big wild the big wildcard look in the NFC East.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Are the Giants going to be that much better with Harball?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: If e those seem to think the smart people are like, well,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: this team's on the calm, the Giants, and they're going
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: to be a playoff team. The Eagles are not as good.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: How far do they fall off the Eagles? Do they
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: fall completely off the map or are they still a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: good team? You would assume they're still a good team,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: not a great team. So you got that. And then
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Washington they they fell apart last year, do they bounce
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: back and they play a softer schedule this year? So
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of different angles to that, as you know.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: On the angles then, but we have adults, We have
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: adults at the helm in the Empire State with with
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: with Harbaugh and things went a little bit sideways in Baltimore,
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: you know, and so it's time for a new faith,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: a new look. I get it, you know, they ran
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: my man Tips out of town. I didn't like it,
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: but a new voice comes in and the first thing
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: you got, you got your first championship.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Well say, yeah, I might have won anyway, Who knows.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know what would happen if they kept Tips.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: It was just a time for them to win. Did
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Mike Brown do anything magical? Is Mike Brown the reason
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: that they won? I don't think so. Yes, give them credit.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Sure, you'd give a man one more year. You know,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: he got you all the way to these conference finals
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: in year one with that group, you know, who knows
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: what could happen in year two. But that's my point
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: about the NFC East, as you have adult i e.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Dan Quinn all right and Sirianni running these franchises that
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: have overall stability where I think this is it, you know,
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: and I know we got other college there, but but
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I think the tinted windows is what the Cowboys faith
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: will have to look forward to this season.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as they've been.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Looking forward for the last thirty seer season since they
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: ran a good man in Jimmy Johnson out of town.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: And how it all works again in this sports graze state,
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: or they been fifty sixty seventy million dollars on high
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: school football stadium. I still have no idea where you
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: have thirteen and fourteen year olds who could play, who
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: could be the player of the year in the state
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: of Massachusetts, and they're not even playing in high school
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: in the state. They love football so much, never mind
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Texas and Texas A and M. But they just year
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: after year they are just happy with tinton windows because
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: nothing is going to happen during the actual season, but
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: the tinton windows. Okay, that's going to get me through.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: It's just a wonder. Can you have other calls from
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: myself and Willis is squire that I thanks taking quo go.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It's the great Andre from the Commonwealth checking in the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: summer of Andre continues, Noah is in Iowa. What's going on?
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Noah?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Welk we met We met our friend Andrea at the
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Malor meet and greet we did back in the day. Hello, Noah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Man?
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know? You tell me what's what's up with you?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Sin here for an hour?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Are you complaining? Are you complaining? Noah? Are you are
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: you complaining? Are you how old?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: How old?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Are you How old are you?
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Noah, I'm eighteen years old?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You sure about that? You sure you're not like seventeen
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: or sixteen or fifteen or something like that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Well, back on to my point, I don't know.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I want to know. Do we have to do? We
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: have to I d this guy he says he's eighteen.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I trust it. When I was
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: seventeen and sixteen. I said I was eighteen, but I
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: was really sixteen or seventeen. He could be lying, could
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: be a fib Are you phibby?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not fibby?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: You sure about that?
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know about this guy? I don't know. Eh. Yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: what grade are you in?
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Twelve?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're a senior like seventeen? Right? Are you
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: a seven seventeen when you're a senior? Well, I was
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: eighteen when I was a senior? Oh were you? It's
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: about guess what depends when you start scoring image? When
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: your parents put you in school? Yeah? How school? And
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I owe everything?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: There's okay?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Are you?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Are you in a big city? Is there such a
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: big thing as a big city in Iwhere is it
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: like a small town?
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: It's it's a bigger city.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your favorite type of corn?
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Sweet corn?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: You like sweet corn? And your family are they in
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the farming world or they have other jobs or anything
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, my dad works in Oh.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Your dad's an IT guy. Okay, very good. All right,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: So you you were upset. You were on hold for
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: a long time. It's it's bad. Oh No, I don't
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: think you do. I don't think. But we're here now.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It's we're having a conversation, meaning you, we're bonding me
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: and you know you understand that we're bonding. What do
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you want to do when you're when you're all grown up? Say,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: let's let's get a hot tup time machine. We'll go
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: twelve years in the future. Noah, you say you're eighteen,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: wink wink. Let's say you're thirty years old. Noah, what
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: is Noah doing at age thirty?
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: That's a great answer. That's that's the right answer right there.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, what was your point? Maybe he'll still
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: be on hold? You might. Yeah, I can keep you
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: on hold till you're thirty if you want. Noah, no
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I understand. All right, you're gonna make a brilliant point
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and I'd like to alert all the affiliates. Noah in
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Iowa whose dad works in it not in farming, and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: he likes sweet corn. But here's Noah about the dazzle
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you with the big trek schoobl trade over the weekend.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Noah, Well, I've heard a lot of people.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, the Dodgers are just getting everyone. Well, maybe if
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: your owner tied up and got some balls, like to
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: raise or raise. Maybe if your owner got some balls,
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: we wouldn't be in this. It's not it's not all
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: the players, you know what.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: No, I'm giving you what I'm doing right now. I'm
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: giving you. I'm giving you an air air high five.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'm giving you an air high five, is what I'm doing.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: And because you complained and you actually had a decent take,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a golden teats congratuation. So that
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: means Noah. The next time that you call you just
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: let Coop know, Hey, it's Noah and Iowa. I got
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a golden ticket. And then boom right to the front.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: All right, all right? You sure about that? You don't
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: seem too excited about that. Were you hoping for a
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: new car? No, you were not. I understand. I like
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: your take. I agree with you. I agree rather than
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: yell about the Dodge and the other thing is just
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: go out and beat the Dodgers. That's a great story.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: The story is the team that beats the Dodgers. That's
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: an amazing story. People. Oh my god, this invincible, invincible
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Dodgers team. They had all the great players, the most
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: decorated roster in baseball history. And then some team goes
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: out there and beats them. And then Blue Jay's almost
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: beat him last year. So yeah, anyway, all right, are
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: we I feel like we're friends. I feel like we bonded. Noah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: me and you, we're buddies. I feel like we're friends.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I feel, you know, on a radio caller level, we're friends.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, get some sleep man,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, sir. Noah in Iowa. I love
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: making new friends. How great is mean? But we're buddies. Brandon,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I've met Brandon. He's in can Zaw City and he's
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a chief fan till the casket drops. What's going on? Brandon? Welcome?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Bye bu bu bu buy Benny and the Jets Yo,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: what h buddy? Come on now, come on.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, come on, Benny and not the Jets.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna like this hot take. I'm sure. Hey, Hey,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I love you, brother, but you're not gonna like this
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  Speaker 2: hot taking.
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  Speaker 1: Give it to me. Give me the hot takee right here?
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  Speaker 1: Come on?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, and then Hey, and I hope Kooper Loop is
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: listening to Are you listening, Coop?
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  Speaker 1: No, he forgot how to listen in twenty twenty. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: think he stopped listening.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's good because I'm an roases. I'm gonna roases
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  Speaker 2: be u t t okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well he's very scared. Go ahead, hurry up you again,
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  Speaker 1: limit time, go ahead, right right, Hey.
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  Speaker 7: I don't have nothing to talk about sports related wise,
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  Speaker 7: but I've called the last.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I lost count four or five or
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  Speaker 2: six times, and.
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  Speaker 7: I'm basically like like I'm let to dry. I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 7: I don't I want to play. I want to play
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  Speaker 7: the Sports Savior. I want to play, uh all your game.
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: And and then Coop's like, all right, I got you,
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: I got you, I got you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So this is I feel like this is a
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: customer service issue. Yeah, I feel like this is Brandon.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you in a little secret. Oh you know,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: who chooses who gets to play the games? Sometimes me, Lorraina,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Lorina gets to choose. It's not it's not me, that's
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the point. Yeah, all right, Well I write your name
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: on the coll screen and then that's it. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go. Yeah, we got it. We got a bit,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you know, And I'm glad that you want to be
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  Speaker 1: part of the show, Brandon, and we want to get
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: you part of the show. And the good news is
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: you won't remember any of this when you sober up,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: so it's fine, you know, it's all good. You just
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: pretend this didn't happen. We'll move on the insta at
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• 37:15
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  Speaker 1: You check it out, you check it out. Advice hold
• 38:13
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• 38:15
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• 38:18
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• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and gas bags. Who is it well? This week? It
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: is those suffering from dodger Itis. If you have Dodger
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: derangement syndrome or dodger itis, this is your opportunity to
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: listen because the other people are going to give advice
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: to you on how to get over your dodger itis.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Because Trek Scooble is now going to pitch for the Dodgers,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: will start on Tuesday eight seven, seven nine on Fox.
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  Speaker 1: You're live on the air. When you hear my voice, Hello, caller.
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  Speaker 1: Line one, you're on the air. Advice to the fans
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  Speaker 1: suffering from dodger itis. Line one.
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  Speaker 6: If you want to leave, well bye, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Bye bye, there you go. Call You're on the air.
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  Speaker 1: Advice to those suffering from dodger itis. Caller Morning Time.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: You know, in some households, TV stands for total vegetation.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: That's why I live to the radio and I love this.
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  Speaker 1: That's right there, you go, all right, yes, call it
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  Speaker 1: you're That was Rick and Meryland. Line five. You're on
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  Speaker 1: the air. It's the instant advice line on screen radio
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  Speaker 1: to those suffering from dodger itis.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: The Dodgers suck.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: We ought to go back to Brooklyn.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's great advice. Yes already, Burno sucks. That really sucks.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: That's even better advice. Caller, you're on the air. It's
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the instant advice line for those suffering from dodger itis.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: No screener, the safety that is off. You're live on
• 39:50
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• 39:52
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  Speaker 7: Doger Henderson's sixty five Venezuela twitch.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Yes, alright, caller, you're on there.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to help people out suffering from dodger idis.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Hello caller, yeah, all right, my god, they're complaining. Get
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• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Caller's not there. Hello, Yes, back to you. Hello, caller,
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  Speaker 1: say hello, last one, hurry up. Oh my god. That
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: was a disaster. What was that, Coop? It was horrific.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: It was terrible. Radio