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America 250th · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Audio shared by Testecleese: That's okay. Nope.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We think that they want us to be laid in a grave.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We do our best, we pray and we pray for change.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We put the us in the USA.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Every day. We put the us in the USA. We're the diesel trucks on the interstate. Flags in our yards where our children play. Stars and stripes and rattlesnakes. And it's me, and it's you, and it's red, white.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: With American dreams and taxes.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We won world.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 340 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
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Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
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Testecleese: Two guys drinking some beer, talking about what's going on.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: And, yeah, we, did a little different intro music today.
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Testecleese: That is Tom McDonald's new song, Us in the USA.
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Testecleese: It got released, I believe, yesterday, maybe today,
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Testecleese: We didn't have permission to use this
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Testecleese: I honestly don't think he's gonna hit us up and sue us over us.
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Testecleese: Small clip.
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Testecleese: basically promoting his work, because he's usually, like, this hardcore, like, speed rapper, you know what I mean?
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Testecleese: Yeah, he stopped all that, friggin' picked up an acoustic guitar.
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Testecleese: He did drape himself in the flag, though, but I will give him… I'll cut him some slack, because not everyone is familiar with flag code.
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El Guapo: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And that's actually something that's gonna come up today, because Brian took the other side of it, just…
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Testecleese: Something that I thought was a flag code controversy.
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Brian McFadden: I don't think it's a flight code, but whatever.
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Brian McFadden: I should know, I'm an international traveler, I left the United States this week and came back, so…
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Testecleese: I did it, like, a month ago.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I went to Canada.
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El Guapo: You went south to Canada? Canada?
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Brian McFadden: I went to… I went to Niagara Falls on the Canadian side. No, the wife had never been out of the country before, and so I was like.
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Testecleese: Danger's right there, too.
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Brian McFadden: I'm like, yeah, it's like a five and a half hour drive, you know?
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Testecleese: I was just saying, Niagara Falls is NOT close to Michigan.
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Brian McFadden: No, no, but it's really beautiful, and she'd never been on the country before, so I said, hey, let's do it, you know? So we did it, we went out there overnight, and came back the next day, and…
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El Guapo: What's up?
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Brian McFadden: It's a lot of fun.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, and they do a… they do a… at the Niagara Falls on the Canadian side, they do this huge fireworks show every day for 5 whole minutes.
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El Guapo: Oh, wow.
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Testecleese: 5 minutes.
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Brian McFadden: And then on Canada Day, they increase it to 9 minutes.
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Brian McFadden: Going all out. Did you see.
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Testecleese: any Canadians while you were in Canada? Were they all illegal immigrants?
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Brian McFadden: There was a lot of you who were gonna say, my wife even said something, she's like, why are there so many Indians here, and Muslim people? I'm like…
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Testecleese: At least it's Niagara Falls, at least, you know what I mean? It's an international thing, but…
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: You'd expect to see more… Americans and kids, like…
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Testecleese: let's just say, white people, and I know… Oh, that's evil.
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Brian McFadden: But I mean.
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Testecleese: Canada.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: I mean, they eat poutine, they make maple syrup.
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Brian McFadden: Britain's the same way now, so, you know, they've been overrun by immigration.
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Testecleese: Oh, Ireland Ireland, golly Ireland,
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Testecleese: The most common name in that city now is Muhammad.
3:23
El Guapo: The Chickotika is the most popular beer.
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Testecleese: Alright.
3:29
Testecleese: So remember when Mitch McConnell, like, disappeared?
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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El Guapo: Yeah, check himself the heart.
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Testecleese: Turns out, like, he went into a cardiac arrest episode and was found unconscious in his home, and they were doing CPR on him, that's why he hasn't been back to work, and this was, like, a month ago.
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Brian McFadden: Well, I think he will… he's already said he's not running for another re-election, right?
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Testecleese: He did, and that makes me nervous that some socialist is gonna take his spot, because at least we know how to handle Cocaine Mitch. And I'm wondering, was it all the cocaine? Because he talks so fast, and is just so energetic.
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Brian McFadden: That's not good for your heart.
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Testecleese: That maybe blew his heart up, I don't know.
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El Guapo: It makes sense, you know, like, you're doing math right there. Math is mathing.
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Testecleese: I just think it's last we've called him Cocaine Mitch for how long? Because he's just, he's so slow.
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Brian McFadden: I heard that from somebody, somebody else used the term before I.
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Testecleese: Oh, yeah, we didn't come up with it.
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Brian McFadden: I think Rush Limbaugh might have had that term.
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Testecleese: Might have.
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Testecleese: Oh, oh, I bought, some serious fireworks for tomorrow, dude.
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El Guapo: Picture.
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Testecleese: Yeah, so you saw it like that.
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Brian McFadden: I wouldn't thought, too, I went and looked it up.
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Testecleese: Yeah, the.
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Brian McFadden: I'm running around to bear.
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Testecleese: Bigger than golf balls.
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Testecleese: So, I'm pretty excited. I'm gonna blow some shit up tomorrow. I was actually gonna buy Tanner, I could just blow up a stump.
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Testecleese: But I was like, no, no, no. We got real fireworks here, you know? I was like, I bought the most…
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Brian McFadden: Put them off on the stump, and it will help disintegrate the sump.
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Testecleese: That's funny, because I was like, my yard's not flat, and where I do have a flat spot, it's covered in foliage. I'm not firing through that, you know what I mean? I was like, oh, I'll take my chainsaw, and I'll level off a stump in the yard.
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Testecleese: Set it off on that.
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Testecleese: But yeah, I bought the biggest shit you can get without needing a, a license.
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Brian McFadden: So, in Michigan, you can buy whatever you damn well please, so…
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Testecleese: Well, no, this is… this is up to federal laws. It's the same rule.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: of what you're allowed to buy, but at a certain point, you need to be licensed, because you're gonna blow everyone up. This shit says, keep spectators back 150 feet at least.
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Testecleese: Because if that thing blows up in the tube, Everyone's boned.
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Testecleese: But yeah, I'm excited. I've never set up anything this big before. Like, I think the biggest…
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Testecleese: legal explosive I've ever set off was, like, a cherry bomb, back when you could still buy cherry bombs in most areas, you know?
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Testecleese: Back when I could buy them in New Hampshire.
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El Guapo: Are they, like, really tiny, or do they like so many…
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Testecleese: A cherry bomb? It's a little bit bigger than an actual cherry.
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El Guapo: Oh, okay.
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Testecleese: It's… it's like a sixteenth stick of dynamite. It's like a quarter the size of a quarter stick.
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El Guapo: What do they use for that, like, actually dynamite, or like…
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Testecleese: Same thing you use a quarter stick for. An M80 is a quarter stick of dynamite, you know that, right?
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El Guapo: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And yeah, you might drill a hole in a tree stump and blow it up with it, but…
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Testecleese: Or flush them down,
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Testecleese: Light it and flush it down a communal toilet system and watch all the toilets explode like geysers.
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Testecleese: So, Dominion Voting dropped their lawsuit, the $1.3 billion against, Lindell. None of the details have been released as to what the agreement was.
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El Guapo: Because I think they're subject to discovery, so they're like, no.
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Brian McFadden: That would be one reason to drop the lawsuit, yeah.
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Testecleese: Oh, we had to show them that we didn't cheat? Oh, shit.
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Testecleese: And speaking of, Mike Lindell is now officially running for, governor of Minnesota.
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Brian McFadden: You know, he's got a snowball chance at hell of winning, right?
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Testecleese: air.
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Brian McFadden: He's not so much.
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Testecleese: Molly.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, and he's not Democrat. Because Minnesota's gone so far left, it's only gonna vote for Democrats these days.
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Testecleese: What do you… see, that's the problem, is we keep calling them Democrats, they're not Democrats anymore, man.
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Testecleese: And we'll definitely get into…
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Brian McFadden: Fire the Democratic Party!
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Testecleese: That's because the Democrats were dumb and tried to bring in… they hated Trump so much, they brought in anyone who said, I hate Trump, too.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it's not… they're not the Democratic Party, either.
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Testecleese: No, Bill Clinton was the Democrat Party. Fuckin' Bernie Sanders…
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Testecleese: I understand he's been part of the Democrat Party for a long time, but he's not. Neither is Mum Donnie, or… who's that? What's her name, Wilson or whatever, there in Seattle?
8:05
Testecleese: Anyway.
8:07
Testecleese: Oh, Virginia has finally put a date in place when they're going to stop being allowed to sell, cannabis?
8:13
Brian McFadden: Bye, 2027!
8:17
Testecleese: Why a whole nother year?
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Brian McFadden: They gotta get their licenses out, they gotta get their regulations in place, you know, they gotta…
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Testecleese: Yeah, but didn't they have all the time to do this and figure out how to do this before they said, well.
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Brian McFadden: No, because this is the first time…
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Brian McFadden: in the last few… last few years, where they had a Democrat.
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Brian McFadden: governor and a Democrat legislature to be able to push it all through again.
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El Guapo: Alright.
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Brian McFadden: He, the.
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El Guapo: powers…
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Brian McFadden: Young!
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El Guapo: Very valuable.
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Brian McFadden: Glenn Youngkin was, vetoing this every year he was governor.
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Testecleese: I was a little surprised by that, honestly. I don't know why the Republican Party is fighting this so much. Just think of the tax revenue it brings in
9:03
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
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El Guapo: Well, you hear about what happened in Boston, the backtracking the recreational marijuana and stuff.
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Testecleese: I had not heard that, but I, worked in a dispensary in Massachusetts.
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Testecleese: And, it was a 17% tax.
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Testecleese: And it blew my mind that the town I lived in refused to let it in and collect the property tax from this company. Instead, they moved
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Testecleese: A mile and a half down the road into Moshfield.
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Testecleese: Where, where Sean and DRock live.
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Testecleese: And where Aerosmith is from.
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Testecleese: No, so what, they're rolling… they're trying to roll back the regulations? Because…
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El Guapo: Just saw the headlines, I didn't go into it too much. I just… I thought you were… you… you should be knowing this, like, oh, what? What's going on?
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Testecleese: No, I hadn't seen that.
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Testecleese: I hadn't seen that. I don't know what they'd be changing, unless they're just increasing the taxes on it, honestly, because it's…
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El Guapo: And…
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Testecleese: Maybe they're… maybe they're having issues with ID checks, because, when I was security working there.
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El Guapo: And…
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Testecleese: I used to get into arguments with the other employees all the time about proper identification checks.
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Testecleese: And I'd be like, you guys aren't even checking the hologram, you're not checking the perforations, you know, naming, like, 6 or 7 things you're supposed to do. I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about. I was like, you were made to sit down and watch a video on this.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: And it was always fun getting people from out of state.
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Testecleese: coming in, like, one, the people from out of state that, where you couldn't get the stuff, they were always excited, like, oh, this is so cool! But then you'd have people coming from, like, California who'd buy it, walk out the front door, and light it up.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's legal.
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Testecleese: You can't, you CANNOT do that here.
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Brian McFadden: You can't do it in Michigan, either.
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Testecleese: Yeah, you have to be on, like, private property behind a fence.
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Testecleese: Like, you can't even be visible to other people, smoking grass.
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Testecleese: But… I guess in California, it's okay to just walk down the street and fucking smoke a joint.
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Brian McFadden: I don't know if it's actually okay, but it does… they do that in Colorado, too. It's overlooked.
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Testecleese: Yeah, they look the other way, kind of.
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El Guapo: People say you're, like, drunk in public.
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Testecleese: It's funny, I watched an interesting video today about, from a… New, Australian woman.
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Testecleese: In the United States, complaining about the drinking laws.
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Testecleese: And I thought it was hilarious. Like, seriously, I can't, like…
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Testecleese: Have a beer and walk out in the street to celebrate the goal from my home team.
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El Guapo: -
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Testecleese: Like, I might get hit with, like, a $500 fine for simply having a pint of beer in my hand.
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El Guapo: Dude, the rollback of drinking and driving one back in the 60, dude.
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El Guapo: That's the 80s, something like that.
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Testecleese: Well, actually, speaking of American public, we got some stuff about Boston. I think we already mentioned the,
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Testecleese: they laxed the public drinking, like, open container laws for the World Cup, which I think we mentioned already.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Which… and it brought up the whole argument, it's like, if we can do it for the World Cup with people that don't live here, why can't we let our own citizens do it?
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Brian McFadden: Exactly.
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Testecleese: Fair argument, right?
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Testecleese: Ugh.
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Testecleese: This one's fun.
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Testecleese: This was… long time ago.
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Testecleese: The suspect, the guy who's suspected of $250 million of, was it COVID fraud?
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Brian McFadden: They found him overseas, he was hiding out in Somalia!
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Testecleese: Mogadishu, yes, Mogadishu, Somalia, not Mogadishu, Minnesota.
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Brian McFadden: Bugadisha was actually the one that has an actual quote-unquote government in part of.
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Testecleese: Somalia. What is it, Somalia land is what they call it?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, and we probably have an extradition treaty with Somaliland.
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Testecleese: They didn't want to send him back, it took a ton of pressure from us.
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Testecleese: To get them to turn him over.
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Brian McFadden: Probably gonna sell him a pallet of cash.
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Testecleese: Exactly. And here's the crazy thing, is he… he has emails linked directly to, Ilhan Omar.
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Brian McFadden: Hmm. Nice.
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Testecleese: And she still claims, oh, I just happen to know all of these people involved in the fraud, and I have to have email chains with all of them. Right. It's weird how you're affiliated with all of the crime. You know?
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Testecleese: And one person who was involved in this scheme has already flipped on, Omar, saying she was directly involved.
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Testecleese: And what is this guy gonna do when he's facing the rest of his life in prison? Is he gonna flip on Omar, too, and…
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Brian McFadden: That's it.
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Testecleese: Burrup?
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Brian McFadden: Of course.
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Testecleese: How much evidence do we need before it's time to actually
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Testecleese: At least have a real investigation.
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Brian McFadden: I don't know, good thing this doesn't happen in California.
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Testecleese: Well, Minnesota's any better?
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Brian McFadden: Well, they don't have a law in place that says you can't investigate the government.
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Testecleese: That's…
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Testecleese: I can't believe they did that. You're not allowed to investigate fraud in our state. It's like, how much fraud is happening.
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Brian McFadden: He's like, don't even look.
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Testecleese: Oh my god!
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Testecleese: Can you imagine anyone saying it's illegal for you to check if I'm breaking the law?
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Brian McFadden: That's… that should be illegal!
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Testecleese: Thought it was!
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Brian McFadden: Checks and balances! There should be checks and balances!
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Testecleese: Where were the people of California? Why weren't they upset? It's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, you're saying that if you ARE stealing our money.
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Brian McFadden: They voted for the people that put that stupid thing in place.
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Testecleese: Well, the problem is they have no idea what their own government's doing, that's why they keep voting for them, because their life gets worse and worse and worse.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And then they keep voting in the same people, and it gets bad enough that they flee California to go to Texas, where it's safe, and great, and you can make money, and vote in these assholes again! It's like…
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Testecleese: What the fuck do you think happened in California that made it suck to make you leave?
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El Guapo: You know?
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Testecleese: It'd be like me leaving Massachusetts, coming to West Virginia.
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Testecleese: And voting in a fucking socialist. It's like, no, I left because of the socialism.
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Testecleese: And by the way, I want to point out to everyone out there, my liberal friends.
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Testecleese: Socialism is not the same as social welfare.
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Testecleese: The safety net we have to make sure that you don't starve to death in the road is not socialism. And you're voting for socialism, not social welfare.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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El Guapo: What's the difference?
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El Guapo: Yeah, it sounds pretty.
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Testecleese: Yeah. I'm not gonna let you die in the streets, but I don't think I should be buying you fucking new needles and,
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Testecleese: Funding your heroin addiction. This is enabling.
15:42
Brian McFadden: In Niagara Falls, Canada, Ontario, Canada, in the restaurant…
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Testecleese: He passed out with a needle in his arm?
15:48
Brian McFadden: but they had a sharps!
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Brian McFadden: Container, mounted to the wall in the restrooms.
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Testecleese: Yeah, that could be diabetes, too, though, or any other…
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Brian McFadden: I don't think that's what it's really there for.
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Testecleese: Probably not, but it could be, I'm willing to say that, you know what I mean?
16:03
Testecleese: What the heck?
16:05
Testecleese: I'm willing to accept that argument.
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Testecleese: I, like, I agree, that's… it's probably for heroin use, not insulin.
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Testecleese: But… I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
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Brian McFadden: At least a.
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Testecleese: a little bit.
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Testecleese: Oh, and the attorney who stopped this, gun restriction out in California, Hawaii.
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Testecleese: That said, you're not allowed to carry a firearm on any public… on private property without permission from the owner. Which, one thing if it's my house.
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Brian McFadden: Right?
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Testecleese: No, you don't get to bring a gun to my house, only I have a gun. Right. But I'm allowed to conceal carry it when I go to Walmart, right?
16:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: The attorney blew this up by, basically convincing the Supreme Court
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Testecleese: made it a point of saying that they were using black code from way back after the Civil War to prevent people from carrying guns, the same rules they use to keep black Americans from owning guns.
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Testecleese: Right after they got their freedom.
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Testecleese: That was something we should bring up, because we keep hearing about Jim Crow 2.0 as the Democrats are still trying to segregate the vote. Right. And still upset that they can't segregate people.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Speaking of that shit… More Americans are carrying concealed weapons
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Testecleese: than before, and I'm pretty sure this came up last time Trump was in office, didn't it?
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Brian McFadden: I don't remember, but I don't think we have it in here, but I saw an article come across my…
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Brian McFadden: feed today that said, Trump is in the process of making it so you can get guns delivered directly to your house through Amazon.
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El Guapo: regular mail-in ballot?
17:49
Testecleese: Oh, you…
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Brian McFadden: Or an Amazon-like company.
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Testecleese: would that make Amazon become an FFL, or are they saying you don't need an FFL to do.
17:57
Brian McFadden: I think they're gonna say you don't need an FFL to buy a firearm.
18:01
Testecleese: Hey, man, these guys are telling me that it's their right to health insurance, therefore I should pay for it? If that's the case, then I have a right to a gun, you should pay for it.
18:11
Testecleese: It's the same argument, isn't it?
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Testecleese: I mean, you don't… you don't have to go through 700 hoops to get into an emergency room. You literally walk in, you'll be billed after the fact.
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El Guapo: Yup.
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Testecleese: And I… that's something I want people to do. They're not gonna let you die in the street.
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Brian McFadden: No, there is a right, even if you're not here legally, illegally, you have a right to seek emergency medical treatment, and they can't turn you away in the emergency.
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Testecleese: May not turn you, exactly, may not turn you away. They can, however, hand you a giant fucking bill.
18:46
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and they will. If they can find you.
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El Guapo: Inc.
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Testecleese: See, ba-boom, there it is.
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Testecleese: You gave him a fucking fake name.
18:54
Brian McFadden: Take the address, fake everything.
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Testecleese: No, no papers.
18:58
Testecleese: Don't speak English.
19:05
Testecleese: Supergirl bombed.
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El Guapo: We thought.
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Brian McFadden: Talked about this already.
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Brian McFadden: Then it was gonna be a projected bomb, because she came out, And bashed the, conservative.
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El Guapo: Half of the country.
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Testecleese: White Christian males.
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Brian McFadden: Go to movies, too.
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Testecleese: Who's watching superhero movies?
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Brian McFadden: white Christian males.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and… It's not Muslim women, is it?
19:31
Brian McFadden: No.
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El Guapo: Mostly guys.
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Testecleese: Check this out. No one went and saw the movie, and she came out and said, it's sexism. It's like, you specifically told us we weren't supposed to go watch this movie!
19:41
Brian McFadden: Because it'd be sexist.
19:44
Testecleese: Okay, so we didn't!
19:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah!
19:46
Testecleese: Heads up, Republicans watch movies too, and that'll come up again in this talk we have today.
19:51
Brian McFadden: And then, and then, the studios looks like they're gonna lose their shirts and then some on this film.
19:58
Testecleese: Yeah, they're gonna lose the…
19:59
Brian McFadden: Not because of what she said.
20:02
Testecleese: $15.
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Brian McFadden: If there's a sequel, she will not be Supergirl.
20:06
Brian McFadden: She will be recast.
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El Guapo: Yeah, I think it's true.
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Testecleese: 20, man.
20:09
El Guapo: This story is horrible, too. John,
20:13
El Guapo: What's the name of the director?
20:14
Testecleese: Yeah, well, she's like a party girl, right? She, like, leaves the yellow sun to go to other planets with a different sun so she can get drunk and get high.
20:24
Brian McFadden: That's a dumb idea.
20:26
El Guapo: Yeah, because they're not doing the hero…
20:29
El Guapo: hero, what's the word? Hero…
20:32
Testecleese: The TV show was great!
20:35
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but just because they don't want to make her, like… here's journey, you know, you start from being, like, you know, bullying and stuff like that. Even Superman, even though he got a superpower, he had to conquer becoming, like.
20:49
Testecleese: Adolescence.
20:50
El Guapo: Adolescence, you know he…
20:52
Testecleese: and more…
20:53
El Guapo: Yeah, you have to, you gotta… your power doesn't mean you can use it, you have to be all responsible.
21:00
El Guapo: about it, you know.
21:00
Testecleese: To quote Spider-Man… I'm sorry, Uncle Ben from Spider-Man…
21:04
El Guapo: yet.
21:04
Testecleese: With great power comes great responsibility.
21:09
El Guapo: Even to the point that there's not a father figure, even in Superman, the last one, it was awesome because,
21:16
El Guapo: What's up, Kevin?
21:17
Testecleese: I didn't see it.
21:18
El Guapo: Oh, the one with the… What?
21:22
Testecleese: Yeah, I couldn't tell.
21:23
El Guapo: Kevin Costner? Was it Kevin Costner?
21:26
Brian McFadden: I have no idea.
21:27
Testecleese: Austin there.
21:27
El Guapo: Yeah, with that.
21:30
Testecleese: Oh, maybe. I was like, Kevin Cross is old.
21:33
El Guapo: Because there was a dad, and the other, Rosa Crowe was the other dad.
21:38
El Guapo: And he's suffering.
21:39
Testecleese: Either that Superman had two dads?
21:41
El Guapo: Yeah, like, the real dad and the stepfather, they're…
21:44
Testecleese: Oh, oh, oh, his human dad and his Kryptonian dad. Okay, that's different.
21:49
El Guapo: Yeah, so… Kevin Costa sacrificed himself in order not to reveal his son's power, like, look, son, you haven't watched that one?
21:58
Testecleese: No, I, I…
22:00
El Guapo: It was actually…
22:01
Testecleese: After Superman vs. Batman, I pretty much stopped watching.
22:04
El Guapo: No, no, this is before that.
22:06
Testecleese: Oh, they've made many Superman since.
22:08
El Guapo: I know, I know, but the one with the, the guy, I forgot his name, he was actually good.
22:13
El Guapo: That was a good Superman movie.
22:16
Testecleese: Who was the first Superman? I wanna…
22:18
El Guapo: The, the TV actor from the…
22:21
Testecleese: No, no, the movie.
22:23
El Guapo: Oh, the movie.
22:24
Testecleese: I wanna say, like, Val Kilmer, but a woman.
22:26
El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:28
Brian McFadden: MLREs.
22:29
Testecleese: Marie- what was it?
22:30
El Guapo: No… he had an injury, a horseback injury and stuff, he ended up in a wheelchair.
22:36
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, he broke his neck.
22:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I thought it was… I thought it was Reeves.
22:42
El Guapo: Hmm.
22:44
El Guapo: Christopher Reed. Christopher Reed.
22:46
Brian McFadden: Okay, I was close.
22:47
Testecleese: piano.
22:48
Brian McFadden: reads…
22:48
Testecleese: Keanu was, The Matrix.
22:50
El Guapo: Yeah.
22:52
Testecleese: And… Oh, and John Wick. John Wick.
22:55
Brian McFadden: All five of them.
22:57
Testecleese: Yeah, I watched two of them, like, I get the story.
22:59
El Guapo: You know what I mean?
23:01
El Guapo: It's just action, it's just action, that's all.
23:03
Testecleese: I did recently watch a DC short movie on, I think it was… I don't even… I want to say Disney, but it couldn't have been Disney, that's Marvel.
23:11
El Guapo: I'm pumped.
23:11
Testecleese: Punisher is DC, right?
23:14
El Guapo: Detective.
23:14
Brian McFadden: There's some… I think the Punisher's on.
23:17
El Guapo: the doctor address.
23:18
Brian McFadden: DC's got it now, Disney Plus has it.
23:21
Testecleese: Does Disney own DC? I thought they had Marvel, not DC.
23:26
Testecleese: Well, no, Disney funded.
23:28
El Guapo: Whoa.
23:28
Testecleese: Supergirl with James Gunn, didn't they?
23:30
El Guapo: Yeah…
23:32
Testecleese: So maybe they own both, which is crazy.
23:34
El Guapo: Yeah.
23:35
Testecleese: But yeah, I watched, like, a 45-minute Punisher thing recently, and it was frickin' amazing!
23:41
El Guapo: The new world. Basically…
23:42
Testecleese: I don't know how familiar everyone is with the Punisher, but, like, his family gets killed, he loses his shit, and kills everybody.
23:50
El Guapo: Yeah.
23:51
Testecleese: punishing them.
23:52
Testecleese: And in this follow-up thing, the wife of the gang boss, the mafia boss that he wiped out.
24:00
Testecleese: He's so upset, so she hires a whole new gang to go kill this guy, and he just, BOOM, kills a whole.
24:06
Brian McFadden: again.
24:06
Testecleese: Yeah! I was like, oh, man, non-stop action like Top Gun 2 was, like, this is pretty entertaining.
24:14
Testecleese: Alright.
24:16
Testecleese: Oh shit, did you see this Indonesian woman?
24:19
Testecleese: That was caned for kissing a man on livestream.
24:24
Brian McFadden: No.
24:24
El Guapo: No.
24:25
Brian McFadden: It's real awe.
24:27
Testecleese: Under Sharia law, exactly. She was sentenced to 21 lashes, she passed out from pain before it was finished, and that doesn't mean it's over.
24:38
Brian McFadden: No. They're gonna wake you up and start again.
24:41
Testecleese: Sure enough, continue.
24:43
Brian McFadden: Yup.
24:45
Testecleese: Okay. Anyone who's still saying these people are great, they're caning women for…
24:51
Testecleese: kissing a man on a livestream. They came the man, too, by the way. But…
24:56
Testecleese: Now look at Americans doing OnlyFans.
25:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
25:01
Testecleese: Supporting these folks.
25:03
El Guapo: Dude, this… did you talk about.
25:04
Testecleese: That they would execute you, you stupid whore!
25:07
El Guapo: The liberals, dude, they don't get it, like, somebody's daughter got killed, and then still feels sorry for their fucking killer.
25:14
El Guapo: They're not gonna get it, dude. It's just…
25:16
Testecleese: Oh, look what Carmelo Anthony. They feel bad for Carmelo. I was like, he's a murderer!
25:20
El Guapo: Yeah.
25:21
Testecleese: Now, granted, I think he got too much time.
25:25
El Guapo: As…
25:26
Testecleese: Why, he was sip- what?
25:28
El Guapo: He should be 20, 20, 20, 25 for life? I mean.
25:31
Testecleese: He got 35 years.
25:33
El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, but that's, like, that's, like, murder is 25, 20?
25:38
Testecleese: It depends on where you are, but he was also… he was tried in his adult, yes, but he was 17 years old, he's 19 now.
25:46
Testecleese: He's gonna be… Like, e…
25:49
Testecleese: he's eligible for parole in 17 and a half. He's gonna be 35 years old when he gets out, it's…
25:54
Brian McFadden: That's nothing.
25:56
Testecleese: You say that, but what… how are you gonna get a job at that point? You have no training, no skills, no education. You're going right back into crime after that, aren't you?
26:07
Brian McFadden: hallway.
26:09
Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, his parents are a big part of this problem. They took all of the money.
26:13
Testecleese: For themselves, that was donated.
26:15
Testecleese: They're asking for more money now.
26:18
Brian McFadden: I'm not gonna hurt.
26:18
Testecleese: The lawyer that I hired was like, this guy's a fucking thief, he's selling his own kid out.
26:23
El Guapo: Right.
26:25
Testecleese: But yeah, 35 years, and you… I don't give a shit what the first offense.
26:30
El Guapo: But…
26:32
Testecleese: you put this kid in a position that he's never, ever gonna be a productive member of society. You may as well put him away for life at that point, I think.
26:40
Testecleese: And if that's what you think, that's okay.
26:42
El Guapo: Conduct, he could get hours if it's…
26:44
Testecleese: 17 and a half.
26:45
Brian McFadden: It's tough to eat and a half, yeah.
26:47
Testecleese: Yeah, so he'd be at least 35 years old before he.
26:49
El Guapo: But the only reason he didn't testify, I heard, like, he got a bad attitude, they already knew that he got loose. So he's probably not gonna get out on time, and probably.
26:59
Testecleese: What gets me is everyone was like, oh, listen to Carmelo, believe Carmero's like, believe what? The only thing I've seen him actually say was the body cam footage that's not alleged, I stabbed him.
27:10
Testecleese: Okay, I believe it! You know?
27:14
Testecleese: Because he didn't testify on his own behalf. He didn't give his side of the story.
27:18
Brian McFadden: Right.
27:20
Testecleese: Typically, the only time you don't testify is either the prosecution has no case at all.
27:26
Testecleese: Like, why bother? I'm just… only might make a mistake, or anything I say, I'm gonna get extra time for perjury.
27:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
27:35
Testecleese: And yes, you have every right to plead the fifth. You absolutely do, and that's not allowed to be held against you in a court of law.
27:41
Brian McFadden: Nope.
27:42
Testecleese: every… Let's be real, A judge might be able to do that, your average juror cannot.
27:50
Testecleese: And then, you see people screaming how, oh, it was an all-white jury. No, it was not all-white, there were just no black people on it, because every black person said they're not gonna put another black man in prison.
28:00
Testecleese: There were two Hispanics and an Asian person on that trial, too.
28:04
Brian McFadden: They were too biased.
28:07
Testecleese: Well, when you specifically say, no, I'm not gonna convict him, even if it's proven that he did it, it's like, okay, go home.
28:13
Brian McFadden: What?
28:17
Testecleese: Sorry to get off like that. Brian, you shared this one. The wife already knew about it, and she didn't tell me!
28:23
Brian McFadden: She tells me that Jesus.
28:24
Testecleese: stumbles across good news like this.
28:26
Brian McFadden: So, yeah.
28:28
Testecleese: What is the penalty?
28:31
Brian McFadden: You're gonna be in huge trouble if you show up to protest the President of the United States in uniform.
28:38
El Guapo: Is that…
28:38
Testecleese: An OTH or a dishonorable?
28:42
Brian McFadden: Well, he's an officer, so… yeah, okay.
28:44
El Guapo: Who's enlisted.
28:46
Brian McFadden: It was a major. Major.
28:47
El Guapo: Oh, wow.
28:49
Testecleese: It's major.
28:50
Testecleese: in uniform protests.
28:51
El Guapo: the president…
28:52
Testecleese: United States.
28:53
El Guapo: You cannot even write books.
28:54
Brian McFadden: I've got video of it.
28:57
Testecleese: Yes! Yes, there is.
28:59
Testecleese: But is he gonna spend time in Leavensworth? Is he going to… is he gonna be booted out?
29:05
El Guapo: That's the thing.
29:05
Brian McFadden: He's just gonna get demoted and kicked out, you know, he's not gonna get a pension.
29:11
El Guapo: Why? Just… just kick him out. Why spend all the money I have just to punch him?
29:15
El Guapo: I look, you know…
29:16
Testecleese: The next guy doesn't do the same thing.
29:18
El Guapo: Yeah, I know, but just saying, like, it's just a waste of tax money.
29:22
El Guapo: Taxpayer money.
29:23
Testecleese: I…
29:24
El Guapo: Better, though.
29:24
Testecleese: a lot of this, but we put our fucking illegal immigrants in prison, and then…
29:28
El Guapo: Nordic.
29:29
Testecleese: I mean, you get the boredom, but then.
29:30
El Guapo: Let me do the sentence?
29:31
Testecleese: Anyway…
29:32
El Guapo: But, yeah.
29:34
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29:39
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29:43
Testecleese: New York City!
29:43
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29:44
Testecleese: The Bronx has no fucking…
29:46
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29:48
Testecleese: You can skip that ad.
29:52
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It is my great honor and privilege to welcome to this conference Major Jason Watson.
30:00
Testecleese: I just like to say that, a lot of people are saying, you have every right to do this, like, no, you sign off, you're right.
30:04
El Guapo: Boom.
30:05
Testecleese: When you sign up.
30:05
Brian McFadden: on uniform.
30:06
El Guapo: Not in uniform, you cannot protest.
30:08
Testecleese: Even not in uniform!
30:09
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Hello, everyone.
30:10
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Thank you for being here.
30:12
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: First and foremost, I'd like to thank Jessica Denson for making all of this possible.
30:17
Testecleese: Ridiculous ribbon board.
30:19
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Jessica. It's Air Force, what do you expect?
30:23
Testecleese: When you got a ribbon for being a fucking…
30:25
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: to Representative Al Green for being here for this moment.
30:28
Testecleese: Let's stay together!
30:31
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I'm grateful for the support of the many groups represented here.
30:36
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: that believe in the message I am here to share with you.
30:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I'm also grateful beyond words for my friends and allies that have helped me navigate
30:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: My way to this point, investing much of their time, effort, and advice.
30:51
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: A tremendous thank you to the Defenders of our Republic community.
30:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Whether they are.
30:56
Testecleese: Why does he get into his fucking stupid rant?
30:58
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: They're doing the work.
31:00
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: to restore responsible governance. Never.
31:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Lastly…
31:06
Testecleese: Picture of him holding up a sign that said, impeach Trump.
31:09
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: whom I love more than they know.
31:12
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: for doing such an incredible job raising me to be the man I am today.
31:17
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they did a great job.
31:19
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: My name's Jason Watson.
31:21
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You don't understand honor or valor.
31:23
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: However, who I am is immaterial.
31:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Actually, it is, it is material.
31:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: What matters far more than who I am is what I have to say.
31:35
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And the price I'm willing to pay to say it.
31:38
Testecleese: Well, oh, he…
31:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: He's called Watson.
31:40
Testecleese: I can't do this.
31:40
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I solemnly swear that I will defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
31:47
Testecleese: I brought the same…
31:48
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: and allegiance to the same.
31:51
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I'm about to enter.
32:02
Testecleese: No, okay, then… then prison, then, if he's…
32:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I mean? I never swore this oath over 20 years ago.
32:08
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Upon entering basic cadet training at the United States Air Force Academy, and late June of 2005.
32:16
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I've repeated it many times over since then.
32:19
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The oath of office means everything to me.
32:22
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It is foundational.
32:23
Testecleese: Apparently not!
32:24
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: No. Governance in the United States.
32:26
Testecleese: Because this is part of it, right?
32:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The oath ensures that officials of our government owe allegiance not to any individual, or political party.
32:35
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But to our Constitution.
32:37
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And the Democratic Republic.
32:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: it represents.
32:40
Testecleese: I bet you he couldn't tell you how many amendments there are, or how many articles. Our Constitution binds us.
32:44
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: all together, as Americans.
32:47
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Like countless veterans before me, and military members serving now, I have devoted my life in service to our Democratic Republic.
32:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Always drinking.
32:56
Brian McFadden: When'd that happen?
32:58
Testecleese: We're not.
32:59
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: by oaths, and protect America against foreign threats.
33:02
Testecleese: See, these people don't understand.
33:04
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The greatest threat to our democratic republic is not a foreign one.
33:08
Brian McFadden: It is not seen. It is not.
33:09
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We the people. Not just the left.
33:12
Testecleese: Believe it, even you will.
33:13
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Or just the right.
33:14
Brian McFadden: No, I won't.
33:14
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I know better.
33:16
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: All of us.
33:20
Testecleese: What's the.
33:21
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Fine, who we are as Americans, and like it or not, we have all played a part
33:26
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Myself included, and getting ourselves into this mess we are all in.
33:32
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The burden of that culpability It's much heavier for some, Amongst us than others.
33:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Undeniably, and for those with a lion's share of guilt.
33:43
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Such as those currently running the executive branch of the government, the bill must come due.
33:49
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But all of us have.
33:50
Testecleese: What is he accusing Trump of?
33:52
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I don't think he ever accused him of any of that. For the last 18 months.
33:54
Testecleese: I don't think he does.
33:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Cool.
33:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Have allowed the highest levels of the executive branch of the federal government.
34:04
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: to violate our Constitution.
34:06
Brian McFadden: Ow.
34:06
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And there oath to it, with impunity.
34:10
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: When the President of the United States orders military action against foreign countries.
34:15
Brian McFadden: Oh, I ran.
34:16
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Absent an emergency scenario.
34:18
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: where American interests are under imminent, dire threat.
34:22
Testecleese: Me, like, oil.
34:23
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: with Venezuela, Cuba.
34:25
Testecleese: Oil.
34:25
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Ran.
34:26
Testecleese: Oil.
34:26
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's an unconstitutional usurpation of Congress's authority and a violation of the War Powers Clause.
34:34
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: These violations resulted in the deaths of 13 service members and injuries of hundreds more.
34:41
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: For this, the President and Vice President must be impeached, convicted.
34:48
El Guapo: Military death always happened within training or not.
34:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
34:53
El Guapo: Another fucking game.
34:55
Brian McFadden: I mean, even with the SEALs, and just training, not wartime, they got a 10%.
34:59
El Guapo: He's just gonna…
35:00
Testecleese: Yeah, we…
35:00
El Guapo: We spent chocolate.
35:01
Testecleese: Many times.
35:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
35:02
El Guapo: dependable, we're just gonna die, this is the job we did, you know? We do what we did.
35:08
Testecleese: Well, it's a dangerous job, let's be real, even training.
35:11
El Guapo: That's why you gave me.
35:12
Testecleese: Not even training. You might have an incident in the engine room.
35:17
El Guapo: Yeah.
35:17
Testecleese: And all of the engineers down in the engine room of the ship get killed.
35:22
El Guapo: Yeah, like, I've played with crafts, it just happens, it's…
35:26
Testecleese: Not even that, let's just say the engine fucking blew up, because I got stuck in it.
35:30
El Guapo: Yeah, it's just… death is part of the game of this. This is what I, like, prefer… I prefer called the War Department than the Defense Department.
35:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but you know, the next Democrat that comes in office.
35:42
El Guapo: They're gonna…
35:43
Brian McFadden: Put it right back to the Department of Defense.
35:46
El Guapo: Yeah, it's just stupid.
35:47
Testecleese: I don't mind.
35:48
El Guapo: Anyway…
35:48
Testecleese: One, honestly.
35:49
El Guapo: Well…
35:51
Testecleese: Mindy.
35:51
Brian McFadden: I know, I know the logic, I see the logic.
35:54
El Guapo: Because we're not the.
35:55
Brian McFadden: Listen, we used to…
35:57
El Guapo: You, you, the last resource is called Department of War, go to war, kill, come back. Don't fucking rebuild, don't do shit, then let them rebuild themselves, you know?
36:07
El Guapo: And… It's just that, with a gas… Iraq, we just… all this mess shit, blah, blah, blah. Anyways…
36:16
Testecleese: I'm just curious, this guy's talking about these… what happened in Venezuela, what's going on around…
36:20
El Guapo: What do you…
36:21
Testecleese: No, but he… he never mentioned Obama blowing up an American child overseas.
36:29
Testecleese: due process.
36:30
El Guapo: And this is the powers of the Secretary office.
36:33
Testecleese: No, Oladaki?
36:34
El Guapo: You, you don't… he don't, you don't know what kind of intel he gets and stuff, or why he needs the reason behind it? We don't know that. He don't know that.
36:42
Testecleese: No, his fucking life is so good, he has no idea what's happening, that he can bitch about having the greatest, one of the greatest lives on the fucking planet.
36:52
El Guapo: Yeah, but anyways, guys, I gotta go.
36:55
Testecleese: What the fuck, he just showed up!
36:57
El Guapo: Yeah, I know, I got things to do. I got a place to be.
36:59
Brian McFadden: He's got a date.
37:00
El Guapo: No, I don't… Yeah, well, friends… I'm just hanging out with friends, like… God bless.
37:05
Testecleese: Bring him on!
37:07
El Guapo: No, going to play golf.
37:08
El Guapo: They're, like, 9 people.
37:10
Testecleese: Golf, it's like…
37:11
Brian McFadden: Bob Golf?
37:12
El Guapo: Topgolf.
37:14
Testecleese: I don't even know what Topgolf is.
37:16
El Guapo: It's like a range, like a shooting range.
37:18
Brian McFadden: Bar with a…
37:20
El Guapo: Yeah.
37:21
Brian McFadden: A bar, shooting ring, golf ring.
37:23
Testecleese: driving range, okay.
37:26
Testecleese: I thought you meant you were gonna go play golf, I was like, you're gonna go play golf this later on?
37:29
Brian McFadden: You're dark.
37:30
Testecleese: I was like, it's like a 6-hour game!
37:33
El Guapo: Yeah, this buzz.
37:36
El Guapo: Ugh, but this is bullshit. Anyways, this guy.
37:40
El Guapo: He needs to get kicked in the nuts, here we go.
37:43
Testecleese: No, the fact… no, he should go to prison,
37:47
Testecleese: One to deter others from doing this.
37:49
El Guapo: Yeah…
37:51
El Guapo: I just, I, I, like, I just, I, I, like, why waste money this month? Like, why giving, like, all this,
37:58
El Guapo: You know, grandism, stuff like that.
37:59
Testecleese: So the next Air Force officer, who has such a fucking nice job in the Air Force that he doesn't have to deal with real danger.
38:09
El Guapo: Gotta do the same bullshit. How about these 5 years, prison, and just kicked out?
38:14
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.
38:17
El Guapo: once in the…
38:17
Brian McFadden: That means he sacrificed his pension to do this stupid thing, and whatever.
38:22
El Guapo: I would get…
38:23
Testecleese: And has an official felony conviction on his record, so he can't vote or own a gun.
38:28
El Guapo: Here's, whatever, whatever, here we go, man, you're just being…
38:31
Testecleese: It has to be at least a felony, no matter what, which is… Yeah.
38:34
Testecleese: Yeah.
38:35
El Guapo: I'll give it to you.
38:36
Testecleese: take away to vote.
38:37
El Guapo: It's just one of those things, like, why waste your energy and time on this idiot? Like, just let… you know what? Get out of here.
38:43
Testecleese: Again, because if you don't punish bad folks…
38:46
Brian McFadden: It's gonna happen again.
38:47
Testecleese: This is the same argument the fucking Democrats are making, Guapo. Why waste our money doing this? Let's just put them back on the streets and tell them not to do it again.
38:55
El Guapo: Oh, no, no, no, yeah, but this is just… he's just bitchin'. He, all he's doing is fucking.
39:00
Testecleese: He has no right to do that.
39:02
El Guapo: No, he doesn't!
39:03
El Guapo: I understand that, but you know what? You take your uniform away, take your pension away, and go, bitch, I don't care.
39:09
El Guapo: You know?
39:10
El Guapo: committed a crime. Crime, yeah, I'll give it fucked, you know. This is a crime, this is a crime, actually, yes.
39:18
Testecleese: Yes, it is, and when I was enlisted, I made.
39:20
Brian McFadden: We all knew better than to do this.
39:22
Testecleese: I knew better than to criticize Obama as much as I wanted to while I was active duty, not even through social media posts.
39:29
El Guapo: Yeah, you could cruise in somebody else bought…
39:31
Brian McFadden: No!
39:32
Testecleese: Always a private conversation, and never one…
39:34
Brian McFadden: I'm winning, I bet.
39:35
Testecleese: Forever doing.
39:36
Brian McFadden: In my 20 years in the Navy, I had…
39:39
Brian McFadden: Republican and Democrat presidents, and I just put up with it, whether I agreed with it or not, you know? Yeah, it's the way it is. That's what do you do?
39:49
El Guapo: Maybe this, but let's do this, fuck it, you know?
39:51
Testecleese: Let me quote the Marines. It is yours, it is not yours to question why. It is yours but to do and die.
39:58
El Guapo: Yeah.
39:59
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
40:01
Testecleese: And he's got… and like Guapo said, we're expendable. I know you didn't work below decks off in Guapo, but what happens if…
40:09
Testecleese: I'm in an engine space trying to do an emergency repair, right?
40:13
Testecleese: The ship starts flooding. That space starts flooding.
40:17
El Guapo: What are you?
40:17
Testecleese: You're gonna… you're.
40:18
El Guapo: Rolls of hats on you?
40:19
Testecleese: You mark it from the other side, aren't you?
40:21
El Guapo: As close to the hash at you, I'll be like, I keep it the PlayStation, I'll be a great stepfather.
40:26
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, you're gonna leave me there to drown.
40:28
El Guapo: Yeah.
40:29
Testecleese: Saves the ship.
40:30
Brian McFadden: Yup.
40:32
Testecleese: Something we all knew could happen, right?
40:35
El Guapo: Yep.
40:37
Testecleese: Shit.
40:39
Testecleese: Like, 6 or 7 of the guys I went…
40:41
Brian McFadden: I was just watching… I was just watching the new Avatar movie that came out.
40:45
Testecleese: Oh, I I enjoyed it, though, I did.
40:48
El Guapo: I can walk?
40:49
Brian McFadden: But why wasn't the ship at General Quarters when they went to go attack them, and they started flooding?
40:56
El Guapo: Oh.
40:57
Testecleese: I agree.
40:58
El Guapo: Didn't ask about… didn't ask?
41:00
Brian McFadden: They didn't have the watertight hatchet.
41:01
El Guapo: No, they asked the Navy advice, like, hey, oh, it's Coast Guard, like, hey, what should we do in this area? You know, like.
41:09
Brian McFadden: I was, like, watching over the waves, like.
41:10
El Guapo: Why?
41:11
Brian McFadden: Why are these people trying to close the hatches after water's pouring in? It's too late, then!
41:15
El Guapo: Yeah, not here.
41:16
Brian McFadden: We're not gonna save the ship!
41:19
Testecleese: stories of guys in the Navy who see the water coming and realize they're not getting out, and instead of trying to get out and close the door.
41:25
Brian McFadden: Save everybody else. Yep.
41:28
Testecleese: The ship is more important than you, because you're gonna die anyway if the ship sinks.
41:31
El Guapo: Yeah.
41:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
41:33
Testecleese: Why not die a hero instead, instead of a cow?
41:38
El Guapo: Alright, guys. Enjoy your night.
41:40
Testecleese: Alright, well, thanks for at least stopping by.
41:41
El Guapo: Yeah, man.
41:42
Brian McFadden: Don't drink. Don't drink and drive.
41:44
Testecleese: Give us, give us your, happy, Independence Day, message.
41:50
El Guapo: Enjoy, enjoy what we got. Don't lose it.
41:53
El Guapo: This is a republic.
41:55
El Guapo: Make sure you keep it.
41:57
Brian McFadden: I thought it was Democratic.
41:59
El Guapo: I don't know.
42:00
Testecleese: The best government's a republic, if you can keep it.
42:02
Brian McFadden: Ugh, cute.
42:04
Testecleese: Nice work, Juan.
42:05
Brian McFadden: That's the issue.
42:06
El Guapo: Out of the fucking hip, dude.
42:11
Testecleese: Going back a long time for that one, too.
42:13
El Guapo: Oh, dude, I was just…
42:15
Testecleese: Speaking of, did you see Japan celebrated, 250 for America?
42:19
El Guapo: No, it is. Oh, the, with the Trump and the, the Prime Minister drones? Yeah.
42:26
Testecleese: Yay!
42:26
El Guapo: These are the highlights of it, I think.
42:27
Testecleese: And they, they lit up, Tokyo Tower, and whatever that big pond, famous pond thing they have. A whole bunch of Japanese people, not even shitting you, came here and planted apple blo- not apple… cherry blossom trees, too.
42:43
Testecleese: I was like, shit, we nuked them twice 80 years ago, and they're going, we love you, but people here are still bitchin' about shit from…
42:52
Testecleese: almost twice as long ago, that was an issue. Slavery.
42:57
El Guapo: Hey, so you know the big issue?
42:59
Testecleese: 160 years ago, it ended!
43:02
El Guapo: You know the big issue with South Korea is?
43:05
Testecleese: It's not North Korea?
43:07
El Guapo: No, no, no, it's, the repopulation, and not repopulating as much. Yeah. So you see the way that…
43:14
El Guapo: South Korea being treated in Mexico?
43:19
Testecleese: What do you mean?
43:19
El Guapo: Oh, dude, they're… if you're Korean, you're making out with every Mexican chick in Mexico and shit like that, like, this is the solution, bring a bunch of Mexican girls to South Korea, and they're gonna repopulate, like.
43:31
Testecleese: Why don't they find Korean women?
43:33
El Guapo: Huh?
43:34
Testecleese: Why don't they find Karina?
43:35
El Guapo: Oh, they're fucking liberals as fuck, dude, they're like, they don't… So, all.
43:40
Testecleese: All the Korean values are gonna turn into Mexican values.
43:43
El Guapo: they're repopulating. You got the male figures, so, you know…
43:47
Testecleese: say that, but the mother.
43:49
El Guapo: No, no, dude, like…
43:52
El Guapo: South… that's the thing, like, male and female, like, got fighting over there because of their sexist and shit. So you bring a lot of females, they're gonna stick to the female, I mean, the North Korea balance. They're really extremely,
44:05
El Guapo: They're more machismo than fucking Mexicans do, some of the South Korea.
44:11
El Guapo: Mommy.
44:12
Testecleese: a creature.
44:13
El Guapo: Don't be.
44:13
Testecleese: Korean anymore.
44:14
El Guapo: No, but they gave me the, you want to be Somalians?
44:20
El Guapo: The leads are gonna be a hard worker.
44:21
Testecleese: Who wants to be Somalian?
44:23
El Guapo: Did I kick it!
44:24
Brian McFadden: I thought it was Minnesota people, yeah.
44:27
El Guapo: Yeah.
44:28
Testecleese: No, no, they cheer Somalia. They say, it's the greatest country on the planet, and then you ask them, well, then why did you flee the country?
44:35
Brian McFadden: Oh, goodness.
44:36
El Guapo: Sure, yeah, yeah.
44:37
Testecleese: Shithole. It's like, so it's not the greatest country on the planet.
44:40
El Guapo: Yeah.
44:42
Brian McFadden: If it was a great planet, you would not be fleeing.
44:45
El Guapo: Hi guys, I thought you guys made it. Have a good night.
44:48
Brian McFadden: Later tonight.
44:49
Testecleese: And, this had to go on intro, maybe we should have to set up a.
44:53
Brian McFadden: Are we still in intro? God, oh my word.
44:57
Testecleese: Wow.
44:59
Testecleese: More women teachers fucking their students, and this wasn't just one kid, it was a whole bunch of them.
45:06
Testecleese: And… She's accusing the students she fucked.
45:11
Brian McFadden: The black male, the black male are for good grades.
45:14
Testecleese: Who didn't see.
45:15
Brian McFadden: It is coming a mile away!
45:17
Testecleese: Well, I'll snitch on you. He's like, well, I'm not giving you a perfect grade. He's like, okay, you're going to prison, bitch.
45:24
Brian McFadden: Give me a passing grade, and I won't say shit.
45:27
Testecleese: Not even passing, I want the best grade!
45:29
Testecleese: Right, I suppose if you get all Fs, then an A+.
45:33
Testecleese: You know, maybe, but… I just… it blows… and why is it always women?
45:40
Brian McFadden: It sure seems that way, yeah.
45:42
Testecleese: Is this because they are adopting this Islamic idea that children are okay to have sex with?
45:51
Testecleese: And before anyone gets offended, it's in their frickin' holy book, okay?
45:56
Testecleese: The prophet, basically they're Jesus, married a 9-year-old.
46:05
Testecleese: Ridiculousness.
46:06
Brian McFadden: Yep.
46:08
Testecleese: Alright.
46:09
Testecleese: I shared this one for Michigan.
46:12
Brian McFadden: Alright.
46:13
Testecleese: See this kid? 7 years old!
46:15
Brian McFadden: -
46:16
Testecleese: Died of heart failure, weighed 255 pounds!
46:23
Brian McFadden: Terrence?
46:24
Testecleese: be… 7 years old.
46:26
Brian McFadden: Wow.
46:28
Testecleese: His parents were being brought up on charges for child neglect, child endangerment, a whole bunch of stuff, and I had to ask, like, what happened to healthy at any size?
46:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah!
46:40
Brian McFadden: Doesn't apply.
46:42
Testecleese: Yeah, no, 250-pound men die because their hearts can't do it. Let alone a 7-year-old. How do you let your kid…
46:49
Testecleese: How did you let your kid get this obese?
46:54
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
46:56
Testecleese: This is absolutely the parents' fault. Yeah. Well, we eat a lot of foods, like, yeah, just give him less, I suppose. You know, he may feel bad about it, but at least he's not gonna die at 7.
47:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
47:08
Testecleese: These parents should be in prison. And you know what? They should be fucking sterilized, so they can't do it again.
47:15
Testecleese: Yup. What else is going on in Michigan?
47:18
Brian McFadden: Oh, we had this huge heat wave this week. It's been still kind of technically going on. It's gonna start cooling off on Sunday.
47:26
Brian McFadden: But, yeah, we've been hitting 90 degree weather, or 90 to 100 degree weather here, and
47:33
Brian McFadden: the bigger cities, like Detroit, is having power outages because of it, you know, and they're actually…
47:40
Brian McFadden: Oh no, that's a different state. Nope, they're not doing that here.
47:44
Testecleese: New York?
47:44
Brian McFadden: We'll get to New York later.
47:46
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, we will.
47:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so we've had this huge heat wave hit, and, you know, it's typical, you know, oh, stay inside!
47:57
Brian McFadden: Turn your thermostat up, so you can store power for everybody else.
48:03
Testecleese: Unplug anything you're not using.
48:05
Brian McFadden: And blah blah blah.
48:06
Testecleese: Turn your… well, Mom, Donnie said, keep your thermostat at 78.
48:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay, you're gonna go there now, alright, that's fine.
48:13
Testecleese: I'm just… just a quick thing of what New York said. You think the fucking mayor's house, you think City Hall?
48:20
Brian McFadden: He is not set… that's not a set of 68, I guarantee it.
48:24
Testecleese: Yeah, no, actually, they came out, people were taking measurements, 71. Like, that's room temperature.
48:30
Testecleese: That's actually what's considered room temperature.
48:33
Brian McFadden: And now we got the, Michigan Attorney General, who is a Democrat, is now suing the Trump administration over the Medicaid right to work… the work requirements, because basically, Trump's come out and said that if you want to stay on Medicaid, and you can work.
48:49
Brian McFadden: You gotta volunteer, or go to work.
48:52
Testecleese: So, if you CAN work, not… not if you are incapable of work, but if you can… okay, so we're not saying the actually truly disabled.
49:01
Brian McFadden: No.
49:02
Testecleese: We're saying, hey, you just chose to sit at home and jerk off and smoke pot.
49:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
49:08
Testecleese: You're not paying for your fucking lung cancer medication.
49:11
Brian McFadden: Right.
49:12
Testecleese: If, you don't at least…
49:15
Brian McFadden: Well, you're not gonna get paid.
49:16
Testecleese: or you're not gonna get…
49:17
Brian McFadden: to do that without being on Medicaid. You're not gonna have free healthcare.
49:22
Testecleese: I still don't… Medicaid. I… what is… Medicaid.
49:24
Brian McFadden: Medicaid, it's healthcare for poor people. Medicare is for people that are 64 and higher.
49:32
Testecleese: Okay, I always confuse the two. Yeah, okay, so exactly. You're 25, and you decide you want to sit home, jerk off, watching porn, then get stoned, and go back to bed. Why should I pay for your medical treatment? When you… you could at least donate your time if you're not going to go to work, right?
49:49
Brian McFadden: Right.
49:50
Brian McFadden: That's what… that's an option!
49:52
Brian McFadden: You can go work in a charity, you know, for, you know, so many hours a week, depending on, you know, your age and stuff.
50:02
Testecleese: But here's the thing, is if you could donate time.
50:04
Testecleese: Why can't you go to work?
50:08
Brian McFadden: Ugh.
50:10
Testecleese: And this is a real argument. Why should I pay for your health insurance if you have blood-type pudding?
50:18
Brian McFadden: You know?
50:19
Testecleese: Why am I… why do I have to pay for your second bypass surgery? Because you won't stop fucking eating fried foods.
50:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
50:27
Testecleese: It's not my responsibility.
50:31
Testecleese: And again, if you have a right to this shit, then why aren't you buying my fucking firearms?
50:38
Testecleese: I've got, right now, probably close to $1,000 worth of guns in the house. I would like a check from the federal government
50:46
Testecleese: Paying me back, because it's my right to have these guns.
50:51
Testecleese: But for some reason, that argument doesn't hold up, even though it's actually outlined in the Constitution, and free healthcare is not.
51:00
Brian McFadden: Right.
51:01
Testecleese: They keep quoting the Const… they don't even quote the Constitution, that's the problem, Brian. They cite it. They say it's unconstitutional, but they never say how. Have you noticed that?
51:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
51:11
Testecleese: When you and I say something's unconstitutional, we're like, well, this is what the Constitution says.
51:17
Testecleese: And that's… ugh.
51:21
Testecleese: And again, this kid, I'm not gonna exempt him, I'm not gonna exempt him, the kid who died in Michigan. I'm not gonna exempt him from medical care.
51:30
Testecleese: It was not his fault. He's a child, 7 years old, or was.
51:34
Testecleese: We might have been able to save his life had,
51:37
Testecleese: CPS being able to show up and do something.
51:39
Brian McFadden: Right.
51:40
Testecleese: But, you know, oh, no, no, we might offend someone.
51:46
Testecleese: You shut off your AI thing?
51:49
Testecleese: You usually got a little window for it.
51:52
Testecleese: And I guess you guys are having an issue with, produce?
51:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're saying… people are getting sick from it, they're telling people to wash it.
52:03
Testecleese: Yeah, well, you should wash your produce anyway, right?
52:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
52:08
Testecleese: I mean, we had an issue in Massachusetts back when I was young.
52:13
Testecleese: with black widow spiders showing up in grapes. Like, you'd buy a bag of grapes.
52:19
Testecleese: And you'd reach in and get bit by a black widow.
52:22
Testecleese: But, no, no.
52:23
Testecleese: Run water through it, even take them out of the bag.
52:27
Testecleese: make sure… We all know this shit can happen, right?
52:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
52:32
Testecleese: So always, always wash your produce, no matter what.
52:36
Testecleese: Speaking of, the wife hit a, not… not a farmer's market, but something similar.
52:42
Testecleese: I guess technically it's a farmer's market, but it was, like, an outdoor small little thing.
52:47
Testecleese: She bought fucking carrots that are bigger than my daughter's fucking calf.
52:54
Testecleese: And I was just like, that's, that's nuts, they're enormous, it's crazy. I'm like, I'm excited to eat those.
53:00
Testecleese: oh, I thought I had…
53:03
Testecleese: I thought I had brought this up last week, maybe not.
53:06
Testecleese: The bathrooms, the… the… the PP cams?
53:11
Testecleese: At West Virginia University?
53:13
Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
53:14
Testecleese: Maybe not, maybe not. Maybe I found it on, like, Sunday.
53:18
Testecleese: A second camera was found at a West Virginia University Hospital bathroom.
53:25
Testecleese: A… an employee's been suspended and told he's being fired for this.
53:32
Testecleese: Now they are checking every bathroom in all of West Virginia University's, bathrooms.
53:41
Testecleese: I just wanna know what kind of fucking sicko wants to watch women pee.
53:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
53:48
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
53:53
Testecleese: So, I don't know. He is hoping this guy sees more than just getting fired, he is hoping he gets all sorts of weird laws brought down upon him if they can prove it.
54:03
Testecleese: Check this out, man. I spent about an hour today
54:07
Testecleese: Installing a big honking bell in my front yard. It's got a 16-inch opening, right?
54:13
Brian McFadden: Huh.
54:15
Testecleese: Governor of West Virginia, Governor Morrissey.
54:18
Testecleese: is asking everyone to go out and ring a bell at noon on the 4th. Ring your bells over. Churches, frickin' government buildings, everything to celebrate 250.
54:30
Testecleese: So I installed the big bell I've been sitting on for a while. I had to dig a big hole, install a 4x4, mount it on top.
54:39
Testecleese: I'm excited, man, I think this is a cool idea to try to get the entire state ringing bells at the same time to celebrate the same thing.
54:46
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
54:47
Testecleese: What's the us back in the USA, you know?
54:54
Brian McFadden: Good idea.
54:55
Testecleese: Alright.
54:55
Testecleese: Yeah, and it… I don't even remember what they're called, the…
55:00
Testecleese: These toys kids have, what? It's in here somewhere. Oh, Neato Cubes!
55:06
Testecleese: They're, like, squishy cubes in plastic that you can play with.
55:11
Brian McFadden: Okay.
55:13
Testecleese: Family went into, like, a Walmart or a… Whatever, doesn't matter.
55:18
Testecleese: Left this shit in the hot car.
55:22
Testecleese: Came back, like, an hour or so later.
55:25
Testecleese: Put the kid in the car seat, kid started playing with the toy, and it exploded, and melted this kid's legs.
55:34
Testecleese: That's nice.
55:35
Brian McFadden: good.
55:36
Testecleese: Alright? Oh, third degree burns, both legs.
55:39
Testecleese: Screaming.
55:41
Testecleese: I think that these should be, recalled and made illegal.
55:46
Testecleese: Because we had 3, 4.
55:49
Testecleese: the kids destroyed two by chewing on them, which I said isn't safe enough, because they put holes in them, I don't know what the fuck's inside. Then I found out…
55:57
Testecleese: I brought this up to the wife, she's like, oh yeah, apparently people put it in microwaves and it explodes, like, this happened in a car!
56:04
Testecleese: He's the kid leaving it in the car.
56:07
Brian McFadden: Right.
56:09
Testecleese: Whew.
56:11
Testecleese: Oh, man, I'd be furious, but…
56:13
Testecleese: Yeah, so I went and found the last one and threw it out, because I'm not having that garbage happen to me, you know what I mean?
56:18
Brian McFadden: Right.
56:19
Testecleese: I'm a responsible parent, when I find out something's gonna hurt my kids, I get rid of it, instead of going, what are the odds?
56:26
Testecleese: You know?
56:28
Brian McFadden: Huh.
56:33
Testecleese: Massachusetts has passed, a new stupid drinking law in Cambridge.
56:38
Brian McFadden: Okay.
56:40
Testecleese: Man, it's gonna ruin… okay, I don't know how well you know Cambridge, Massachusetts.
56:47
Brian McFadden: The college show.
56:48
Testecleese: You're very wealthy. Very, very well. Ovid!
56:53
Testecleese: is, in Cambridge. Everyone says Boston, but it's not.
57:00
Testecleese: They're saying that you can't buy two shots of liquor within a half hour in a bar.
57:06
Testecleese: They're saying you can't get a bottle of wine or a shot within an hour of the store clo- of the restaurant or bar closing, no matter what the excuse is. So, for example.
57:18
Testecleese: You and I show up with 6 of our friends, right?
57:22
Testecleese: to eat dinner.
57:24
Testecleese: We order a bottle of wine for the table.
57:27
Testecleese: They say no.
57:29
Testecleese: It's like, well, you're gonna drink too much, like, there's 8 of us. That's less than a glass a person.
57:36
Testecleese: And this is causing real issues, because, exactly, one, it's a college town, two, it's a very wealthy area, and it's full of wine bars.
57:44
Testecleese: This is causing big disturbances, especially as Boston, which borders Cambridge, and Cambridge is often considered part of it, just that you could drink in public.
57:56
Testecleese: Little messed up.
57:58
Testecleese: Meanwhile, the federal government's suing the Commonwealth of Massachusetts because they're giving in-state tuition to illegal immigrants, but not people from Connecticut that borders Massachusetts.
58:12
Brian McFadden: Wow.
58:14
Testecleese: It's funny, because when I read this article, the top comment was.
58:19
Testecleese: Why don't you just amend the Constitution and change it?
58:21
Testecleese: And I was like, because it takes two-thirds of the states to agree, and there's no way Massachusetts and Colorado and California are gonna agree to this.
58:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
58:31
Testecleese: There's no way! They want to be able to say, fuck our… fuck our own citizens in this country, we're gonna give it to the… to that guy.
58:41
Testecleese: We just… If you're here illegally.
58:44
Testecleese: Oh my god, how are you going to college if you're here illegally?
58:49
Testecleese: Exactly. Isn't there… when you file your paperwork to apply, don't they go.
58:53
Testecleese: Wow, you don't show up anywhere in a federal database.
58:58
Testecleese: Yup.
59:00
Testecleese: Whatever.
59:01
Testecleese: Good luck, Massachusetts, with this one.
59:03
Testecleese: It's funny watching people try to scream and say, this is okay, then I'm like, well, then give the same rate to everyone in the country, too.
59:10
Testecleese: You know, it's like…
59:12
Testecleese: So all I have to do is say I'm not an American citizen, and I get a cheaper rate to go to school en masse?
59:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, or be a Native American.
59:20
Testecleese: I don't know about that!
59:22
Testecleese: I don't know, this new birthright citizenship ruling, does that make Native Americans citizens?
59:30
Brian McFadden: Well, it was warm, it was good.
59:33
Testecleese: What?
59:34
Brian McFadden: Lizard!
59:36
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I have high cheekbones, that proves it. It's like, that's… Talk about racism!
59:42
Brian McFadden: Right?
59:45
Testecleese: I have a single feature that's associated with this group. First of all, associating a feature with a group is racist, we all know that.
59:52
Brian McFadden: Yup.
59:53
Testecleese: Right?
59:56
Testecleese: Everyone's racist but her, though.
59:58
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:00:00
Testecleese: Oh my god.
1:00:05
Testecleese: Oh, I didn't realize this had…
1:00:07
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, okay, this mentions Michigan, because apparently there are a lot of Haitians in Michigan.
1:00:12
Brian McFadden: Fair enough.
1:00:13
Testecleese: the Syrians and the Haitians here in the States, because of this temporary…
1:00:18
Brian McFadden: Protected status.
1:00:20
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:00:21
Testecleese: But they've been here, like, 30 years, right?
1:00:24
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
1:00:26
Testecleese: the earthquake.
1:00:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:00:27
Testecleese: in Haiti, was… Haiti, anyway. Right. And this was supposed to keep them… allow them to stay here temporarily, which, by definition, means not forever.
1:00:38
Brian McFadden: Here's the issue with this problem, and Trump is the first president ever
1:00:43
Brian McFadden: to make it actually temporary. It's always been permanent.
1:00:49
Brian McFadden: In all other previous administrations.
1:00:52
Testecleese: Oh, like DACA, Deferred Action? It's like, yeah, okay, we deferred.
1:00:54
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we diverted forever.
1:00:58
Testecleese: But…
1:01:00
Testecleese: I got a good laugh, because a lot of people were screaming that these people can't go back to Haiti, because it's a shithole, and I was like, oh, hold on!
1:01:07
Brian McFadden: The government said, oh, well, you can't go back to Haiti, but you can't stay here, so go someplace else.
1:01:13
Testecleese: Well, that's what blew my mind, though, is these are the same people when Trump said it was a shithole, like, it's not a shithole, you're a racist!
1:01:19
Brian McFadden: And it's like…
1:01:20
Testecleese: So, okay, well, okay, it's safe? Apparently, you tell me it's safe and clean, and great and wonderful? Like, yes! Okay, well, let's send these people back. No, it's a shithole!
1:01:28
Testecleese: Which is it? Which is it?
1:01:30
Brian McFadden: Barbecue's in charge!
1:01:32
Testecleese: That's… that's exactly my problem, Brian.
1:01:35
Testecleese: These folks don't give a shit what's going on, they just want to disagree with Trump.
1:01:40
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:01:42
Testecleese: If it's… if Haiti's wonderful, one of the greatest nations on the planet, possibly the greatest.
1:01:49
Brian McFadden: Well, that'd be the other country on the same island, Dominican Republic.
1:01:53
Testecleese: And that's what gets me. Oh, Haiti doesn't want him back? Fine, drop them off the Dominican, let them walk across the fucking border on their own.
1:01:59
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:02:02
Testecleese: this one really pissed me off, the late arriving ballots.
1:02:08
Testecleese: SCOTUS ruling about it.
1:02:11
Testecleese: Amy Coney… Coney. Comey?
1:02:14
Brian McFadden: Pomy.
1:02:15
Testecleese: Comey Barrett, Justice Barrett, Wrote the…
1:02:20
Brian McFadden: She has not been the best choice that Trump could have chosen.
1:02:25
Testecleese: No, and Roberts took her aside, too, and you know what, that was my line with Roberts. I've been trying to be cool with him.
1:02:33
Testecleese: I really have. You've put me in my place several times, and you were right, and I'm sorry.
1:02:39
Testecleese: But her argument is.
1:02:42
Testecleese: if you extrapolate it out the way she worded it, is I could place a vote now for the president in 100 years from now, and then 100 years after the election, my ballot will still be valid.
1:02:54
Brian McFadden: No!
1:02:55
Testecleese: According to the Supreme Court, it is!
1:02:58
Brian McFadden: No, there's… it's a time limit set by each state.
1:03:02
Brian McFadden: So the states have…
1:03:03
Testecleese: Yes, yes, but federally speaking, I could count votes indefinitely.
1:03:09
Testecleese: If I was, for example, Massachusetts, and they might get a Republican
1:03:14
Testecleese: guy in office, I can say, well, we sent out, 500,000 votes to this district, and only, 175,000 votes came back. We're gonna sit here and wait till every single vote comes back.
1:03:27
Testecleese: And then, boom, no one replaces who's in office.
1:03:31
Testecleese: She essentially made it so that there's no
1:03:34
Testecleese: official federal rule on when an election ends. She actually said, Congress never defined what a day is. Are you fucking.
1:03:43
Brian McFadden: They don't have to. Today, it's 24 hours.
1:03:47
Testecleese: Yeah, that's… it's like, are you kidding me? We have to define every word we use?
1:03:54
Testecleese: This is… this is absolutely insane to me. California's accepting a handwritten…
1:04:00
Testecleese: Hand-dated ballots, signed with a smiley face.
1:04:04
Brian McFadden: Well, here, the funny thing, I thought.
1:04:06
Testecleese: A week later.
1:04:07
Brian McFadden: The whole thing is, the post office came out literally, like, within the last 6 months, saying that there's a whole change on when the postmark goes on your envelope going in. It does not happen at the initial post office that the mail goes into, like your local post office anymore.
1:04:25
Testecleese: 3 or 4 days to post-market, depending.
1:04:28
Brian McFadden: Yes, exactly.
1:04:30
Testecleese: Oh, even better, Trump?
1:04:33
Testecleese: Should just say, United States Post Office, your executive branch.
1:04:38
Testecleese: Do not postmark mail-in ballots. Deliver them, but do not postmark them.
1:04:44
Brian McFadden: Oh, that'd piss off people.
1:04:47
Testecleese: Oh, it would, but he has every authority to do it.
1:04:50
Testecleese: Just like this birthright citizenship that they did.
1:04:53
Brian McFadden: I'm not surprised by this ruling, unfortunately. Neither am I.
1:04:56
Testecleese: Neither am I.
1:04:57
Brian McFadden: Because it comes down to, you know, you can't use executive authority for everything, even though it's been tried over and over again for many years.
1:05:08
Brian McFadden: Not just Republicans are doing it, Democrats have done it too.
1:05:12
Testecleese: Oh, that's what blows my mind, too. Obama passed executive orders like DACA, right? An executive order could be undone by an executive order, right?
1:05:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, yep.
1:05:20
Testecleese: But then Trump tried to undo it, the Supreme, and the court said, no.
1:05:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:05:25
Testecleese: How did Obama have the authority, but I don't? If I don't have the authority, then Obama didn't have the authority, therefore it's known void anyway, it's a moot point.
1:05:33
Brian McFadden: Right. Well, you know, and now, now everybody's freaking out about, they're… they hate the term, birth tourism.
1:05:44
Testecleese: Nova invented the term!
1:05:47
Testecleese: Right. He… remember, he was the one who made a big deal about these Chinese anger babies. Do you know there are companies in China.
1:05:54
Brian McFadden: They do this, yeah.
1:05:56
Testecleese: Specifically, to bring people here to do this, and not just that, surrogacy. This needs to be outlawed. International surrogacy needs to be outlawed in the United States because of this. That's something the president can do, and Congress.
1:06:07
Brian McFadden: Well, and another thing that the federal government can do while Trump's in office is they can limit
1:06:14
Brian McFadden: The visas on pregnant women coming to the country.
1:06:18
Testecleese: Oh, even more fun, let's play a Democrat card on this one.
1:06:22
Testecleese: You can come in the country, but we have to perform an abortion on you before you come in.
1:06:28
Brian McFadden: Nice.
1:06:30
Testecleese: I mean, it's not a human life, right?
1:06:31
Brian McFadden: No, no, not on the Democrat standards.
1:06:35
Testecleese: So, I mean, what's the big deal? We're just getting rid of a parasite for you. We're actually making you healthier.
1:06:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, yep,
1:06:42
Testecleese: And I got a good laugh, because CNN lost their shit about how they're targeting women.
1:06:47
Testecleese: And I was like, ho, ho, ho, ho, you guys made me accept and celebrate that men can become pregnant, too.
1:06:55
Brian McFadden: I haven't figured out how… I haven't found the first… only person… only male I've seen come pregnant, it was on twins.
1:07:01
Testecleese: -
1:07:02
Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, though, this whole trans thing.
1:07:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
1:07:07
Testecleese: Yes, it was pretty funny.
1:07:08
Brian McFadden: He got very good.
1:07:11
Testecleese: Did he in twins? I thought he was… Danny DeVito was his twin in that one. Did he get pregnant in that?
1:07:15
Brian McFadden: One of those two got pregnant.
1:07:17
Testecleese: I thought that was, like, Mr. Mom, or something like that.
1:07:20
Brian McFadden: One of them got pregnant.
1:07:21
Testecleese: Mr. Mom might have been a Hulk Hogan movie on… it's been so long.
1:07:26
Brian McFadden: But Twins was funny as shit, and it made no sense, and it's because it wasn't realistic, you know, and… Yeah.
1:07:32
Brian McFadden: That's like the trans man getting pregnant, not gonna happen.
1:07:38
Testecleese: Well, the trans man, in theory, could, as long as they never had any surgeries done.
1:07:43
Testecleese: Or… hormones, because it's still a woman.
1:07:45
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, I see where you're going there, yeah, okay.
1:07:48
Testecleese: But a man who claims he's a woman, a trans woman.
1:07:52
Testecleese: Who… trans women or women?
1:07:54
Testecleese: Right?
1:07:55
Brian McFadden: Okay, yeah?
1:07:57
Testecleese: And… but they're saying, you could be a woman who claims to be a man.
1:08:00
Testecleese: You're still a man, but you can have babies.
1:08:03
Testecleese: Is their argument.
1:08:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:08:06
Testecleese: And it's like, well, then you better stop being such a bigot saying it's only women that can do this, because you…
1:08:11
Testecleese: swore up and down I was transphobic for saying men cannot become pregnant. Right. And now… and now they're claiming the same thing, how we're targeting women, and I was like, I'm pretty sure Article 9
1:08:23
Testecleese: Disappeared.
1:08:25
Testecleese: As soon as, a man could become a woman, because any protection for women just disappeared, went right out the window.
1:08:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, Title IX?
1:08:33
Testecleese: Yeah, what did I say, Section 9? My mistake.
1:08:36
Testecleese: Yeah, what happened to chivalry? I don't know, you told all these fucking guys.
1:08:40
Brian McFadden: Good.
1:08:40
Testecleese: You'd rather fight a goddamn bear in the woods than meet a dude in the woods, you know?
1:08:45
Brian McFadden: row.
1:08:46
Testecleese: By the way, you see this Canadian woman that was out there?
1:08:51
Testecleese: Yeah… Yeah, Bear!
1:08:56
Testecleese: Came up!
1:08:58
Testecleese: She starts yelling, hey bear, hey bear, like, you know, you're trained to do, it's supposed to scare him away. The bear was hungry. It was a young bear.
1:09:05
Testecleese: swatted this bitch across the face, fucked her face up, but she fell down, let go of the leash on her dog, and she sat there, VIDEO RECORDING,
1:09:14
Testecleese: The bear eating her dog alive.
1:09:17
Testecleese: And it's like, yeah, glad you chose to bear over a man, as she's screaming for help from a man with a gun.
1:09:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:09:25
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:09:26
Testecleese: Good work.
1:09:27
Testecleese: Good work picking your arguments here.
1:09:32
Testecleese: But yeah, Clarence Thomas, he's a real hero.
1:09:36
Testecleese: I say we clone him, fuckin'…
1:09:38
Testecleese: four times and put all four of them on the Supreme Court, and pack the courts like the Democrats are saying.
1:09:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:09:44
Testecleese: he made the same argument I did about this birthright citizenship thing, is that you're devaluing this program.
1:09:50
Brian McFadden: For your husband.
1:09:51
Testecleese: And, in particular, Black Americans, who this was designed for because of slavery.
1:09:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because basically, the argument I heard was that you've got a Chinese person that came over here, they were born, they went back to China, they lived there.
1:10:06
Brian McFadden: for…
1:10:07
Brian McFadden: you know, 40 years, came back when they became eligible to run for president, and now they can run for president.
1:10:14
Testecleese: Yup, as a communist fucking spy.
1:10:17
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:10:20
Testecleese: And it's just crazy, like, oh, the Chinese don't do that. I was like, well, then what the… then what the fuck was Obama talking about his entire time in office? You know what I mean?
1:10:28
Testecleese: Which is crazy, because Obama made a big deal about this, and when Trump ran for office, he's like, oh, Russia's not our biggest threat. And like, oh, who is? He goes, China. I'm like, oh, you're fucking crazy. Like, Obama said the same thing. Like, he was the guy in office at the time.
1:10:42
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:10:43
Testecleese: Again.
1:10:45
Brian McFadden: And, there was another big… there was many Supreme Court rulings this last week, because it was the end of the court. But Newsom's office responds to the SCOTUS ruling on women's sports.
1:10:57
Testecleese: What do they care?
1:10:59
Testecleese: California's still allowed to let dudes compete in women's sports?
1:11:03
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and it's a state's rights issue, so…
1:11:06
Brian McFadden: The states can decide if they want to do it, you know, and…
1:11:10
Testecleese: to a problem, Brian.
1:11:14
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:11:15
Testecleese: old sports.
1:11:17
Brian McFadden: Dope.
1:11:18
Testecleese: How often are they interstate play? Most of the time?
1:11:21
Brian McFadden: Most of the time, yeah. Whatever the state's rules are that the state they're playing in is gonna be the state's rules that apply.
1:11:31
Testecleese: So I show up with no men on my team, and they're allowed to have a bunch of dudes, I'm gonna get crushed.
1:11:39
Brian McFadden: No, if you have… if you're a woman's team, and you go to a state that does not allow trans athlete women on the team, you can't play there.
1:11:49
Testecleese: Yeah, now flip it around.
1:11:50
Brian McFadden: Perfect!
1:11:51
Testecleese: No, you can play, you just can't play the trans women.
1:11:54
Brian McFadden: Right, well, if it's a train… that's only people you got on the team, Then you can't afford.
1:11:59
Testecleese: Now flip the script. You don't have men on your team, because you don't allow at your state, and you go to California, and you're playing against a fucking 6'5", 230-point.
1:12:09
Brian McFadden: They're not gonna go. They're gonna start… this is what's gonna happen with college sports.
1:12:14
Testecleese: I'm gonna refuse to play with them at all.
1:12:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're gonna start going to other states that the competition is fair, because it's men and women playing against men and women.
1:12:25
Brian McFadden: They'll just start ostracizing the states that, you know, allow this.
1:12:30
Testecleese: The problem is, why do we have women's sports if you can just… Switch sides.
1:12:37
Brian McFadden: You shouldn't.
1:12:39
Testecleese: I mean, if men and women are the same, there's no difference. I… I could right now say I'm a woman with my goatee, which, by the way, I shaved a little bit.
1:12:49
Brian McFadden: I just noticed.
1:12:50
Testecleese: Yep, I forgot where I was going with this.
1:12:54
Testecleese: Okay, I am no extreme athlete by any means. I used to be a decent athlete when I was younger, like, much younger.
1:13:02
Testecleese: Decent hockey player, I was a great wrestler, I could run really well in track and cross-country, etc, etc. Baseball, I was great at.
1:13:10
Testecleese: But if I went and played Women's hockey.
1:13:16
Testecleese: Right? In Massachusetts? Because, the college teams have women's hockey teams.
1:13:21
Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
1:13:23
Testecleese: If I went and played in the women's rugby, I would kill these women, even today.
1:13:27
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
1:13:29
Testecleese: They're like, oh, you're old and out of shape. It's like, yes, but I can still…
1:13:34
Testecleese: pick up more weight than your average woman, and I'm not picking on women, this is just biology.
1:13:42
Testecleese: I can show my grip strength, any man's…
1:13:45
Testecleese: Your average man's grip strength is stronger than the strongest woman's grip strength on the planet.
1:13:53
Testecleese: Meanwhile, we have Ellen Page.
1:13:56
Testecleese: Coming out and telling all of us how to be a proper man, when she's, what?
1:14:02
Testecleese: 5'1", 90 pounds?
1:14:05
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:14:06
Testecleese: Never worked… really worked a day in her life… I'm sorry, his life.
1:14:10
Testecleese: And you know, I'm cool. If you want to do all this shit, that's fine. It doesn't have to be a big goddamn deal. Claire is a friend of the show. We love Claire.
1:14:18
Brian McFadden: Dope.
1:14:18
Testecleese: Very trans. Actually did the hormones, get the surgery, and all that shit.
1:14:24
Brian McFadden: as an adult.
1:14:25
Testecleese: As an adult, But isn't trying…
1:14:27
Brian McFadden: And she does not push her agenda on… to others, you know?
1:14:32
Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, dude, is acceptance and celebration are not the same thing.
1:14:37
Brian McFadden: No.
1:14:38
Testecleese: I can accept that you're doing this, I don't have to celebrate it.
1:14:41
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:14:43
Testecleese: You know, like… For, Hanukkah.
1:14:46
Testecleese: Okay? I'll accept that you're doing Hanukkah, but I'm not gonna celebrate Hanukkah, because I'm Catholic.
1:14:51
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:14:52
Testecleese: And we do have some Catholic shit way down here in Leftovers.
1:14:56
Brian McFadden: We probably won't get to it.
1:14:57
Testecleese: Probably not, and I'm surprised we never brought this up, but the excommunication of these folks is a big deal for wanting to do Latin Mass, basically. It's a little more involved than that.
1:15:09
Testecleese: But the bait…
1:15:10
Brian McFadden: Well, they tried to make bishops without the Pope's approval.
1:15:15
Testecleese: Yes. Yes. And they were… the thing is, the people that were made bishops Were excommunicated, too.
1:15:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:15:28
Testecleese: In general, I've liked Pope Leo, and I understand this is the rule, so I will accept the rule.
1:15:33
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
1:15:34
Testecleese: But, like, their biggest thing is that the reason why he didn't want to prove these guys as bishops, and priests, by the way, who were also excommunicated, is because they're still doing Latin Mass.
1:15:47
Testecleese: And it's like.
1:15:49
Brian McFadden: What's wrong with that.
1:15:50
Testecleese: This is the tradition of the Catholic Church. This is what they're actually famous for, right?
1:15:54
Brian McFadden: Right, yeah, exactly.
1:15:55
Testecleese: Did you see Boonduck Saints?
1:15:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:15:58
Testecleese: Every time, like, enormity Padre, before they, you know, executed someone.
1:16:06
Brian McFadden: And NPR had to retract an article that they published, saying that Just Alito said he was gonna retire.
1:16:13
Testecleese: Yeah, and I was like, oh no, I like Alito! He's a genius!
1:16:19
Brian McFadden: I do wish a couple of… I mean, the problem is…
1:16:24
Brian McFadden: the older Republicans are the more reliable conservatives.
1:16:29
Brian McFadden: But at the same time, you know, you gotta start thinking about…
1:16:33
Brian McFadden: You know, the future of the Supreme Court.
1:16:38
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:16:39
Brian McFadden: Though I'd like to see… I don't want to see another Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
1:16:45
Brian McFadden: If at all possible.
1:16:47
Testecleese: No, I would like to see a young, 35-year-old Clarence Thomas being sworn in.
1:16:55
Brian McFadden: to replace Clarence Thomas.
1:16:57
Testecleese: Or Alito. And I… she… oh, and did you… did you read any of these opinions from the Supreme Court?
1:17:06
Brian McFadden: I read through the highlights of them.
1:17:08
Testecleese: I did the same, because… Alito's dissent on, what was it, the birthright citizenship, was it?
1:17:15
Testecleese: was, like, 91 pages. He usually writes, like, 3 paragraphs.
1:17:19
Brian McFadden: Ugh.
1:17:20
Testecleese: And he's like, no, you're.
1:17:20
Brian McFadden: Bonds are all.
1:17:21
Testecleese: all these reasons.
1:17:22
Brian McFadden: The way I understood it was he basically gave a roadmap for Congress to use the 14th Amendment.
1:17:29
Brian McFadden: To kill birthright citizenship.
1:17:32
Testecleese: From what I understand, that was Kavanaugh that did that. Oh, okay. He actually wrote a letter out, like, an open letter, like, this is, in particular, what stopped this from going through. Right. Congress can actually do something about this.
1:17:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:17:46
Testecleese: And I was like, whoa.
1:17:46
Brian McFadden: Without changing the 14th Amendment.
1:17:48
Testecleese: Yeah, without… because it takes two-thirds.
1:17:51
Brian McFadden: Two-thirds of the states, the change in the.
1:17:54
Testecleese: Constitution. Yeah, that's… let's be real, that's tough to do. That's actually why it's so tough to do, because this shit's supposed to move slow.
1:18:01
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:18:02
Testecleese: That's my issue with the progressives, they want progress for the sake of progress, no matter what direction it's in.
1:18:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:18:09
Testecleese: I mean, what?
1:18:10
Testecleese: how many years have they told us to kill our babies? Do you remember Captain Planet?
1:18:16
Testecleese: The cartoon show for kids?
1:18:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I do,
1:18:20
Testecleese: There was an episode where he said, remember, kids, there are too many people on the planet, don't have babies.
1:18:25
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:18:26
Testecleese: And it's like… What!
1:18:29
Testecleese: And now we have no one to pay Social Security, so they're importing illegal migrants to do it.
1:18:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:18:36
Testecleese: And it's like… You promised all these bitches they could be billionaires.
1:18:41
Testecleese: went to work, and now they're furious that they're not getting ahead, they're doing
1:18:46
Testecleese: About as well as every other guy, which is scraping by, right?
1:18:51
Testecleese: And they don't get to have their children.
1:18:54
Testecleese: And then they hit 35 years old, as they hit that window.
1:18:58
Testecleese: And they want a kid, and it's like, I don't know what to tell you. It's like, where are the good men? It's like, oh, they married the 20-year-old that was wanting to have kids because she wasn't going to die in childbirth, or have… have, birth anomalies, or 6 miscarriages in a row.
1:19:16
Testecleese: And it's just crazy listening to these women who did this bitch about how they can't find a man to have babies with as their window is closing, and then telling women to do the same thing they did.
1:19:28
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:19:28
Testecleese: Like, I hate my life, you should do the same thing I did.
1:19:32
Testecleese: It's Trump's fault that I don't have kids.
1:19:35
Testecleese: It's like, no, maybe it's because you told… maybe it's because you told these dudes that they're all fucking toxic masculine, that you'd rather fight a fucking bear, you know, and you want to go to work and bust your ass all day. And the funny thing is, they don't want to work
1:19:50
Testecleese: in a weld shop, as a plumber. They want a corner office job with air conditioning so they can bitch about the AC instead of putting a fucking sweater on.
1:19:58
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:20:01
Testecleese: If you want to work, that's fine, but don't come and bitch at me that you missed your opportunity to reproduce, you know?
1:20:09
Testecleese: Yeah, where are all the good men? Well, they went and got married and had kids.
1:20:12
Testecleese: You know?
1:20:15
Testecleese: Alright. Alright, well, Pride Month's over.
1:20:19
Brian McFadden: Is it?
1:20:20
Testecleese: Yeah, that was June, right? We're in MAGA month.
1:20:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, there is no such thing as magamaw.
1:20:26
Testecleese: Dude, there is now.
1:20:27
Brian McFadden: For San Diego County, they're, they're keeping the Pride Month going.
1:20:33
Testecleese: Hmm… See, the funny thing is, the first thing I found about this thing in San Diego County.
1:20:40
Testecleese: I actually saw… The schedule listed out.
1:20:44
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:20:44
Testecleese: of what they're doing, none of it is dedicated to the United States or the history of the United States, but they will be playing a separate national anthem.
1:20:53
Brian McFadden: Of course.
1:20:54
Testecleese: The Black National Anthem. So it's not…
1:20:58
Testecleese: So you tell me it's not One Nation, is what you're telling me?
1:21:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then they're also,
1:21:04
Brian McFadden: They've lost corporate sponsors because of it.
1:21:09
Brian McFadden: What data?
1:21:09
Testecleese: Yeah, because the people making money realize there's no money in this bullshit. You got a handful of nutjobs losing their shit, which makes…
1:21:17
Testecleese: Again, I hate to pick on women, dude.
1:21:20
Testecleese: Women are more likely to fall to peer pressure.
1:21:24
Testecleese: They see everyone say this, and by everyone, I mean they scream the loudest and all the time, everywhere, and they think this must be the popular opinion.
1:21:35
Testecleese: And they get on board.
1:21:39
Testecleese: And then they're like, hey, how come there's no fireworks show this year?
1:21:44
Brian McFadden: Anyway. Yeah.
1:21:45
Testecleese: Go ahead, I'm sorry, didn't interrupt.
1:21:47
Brian McFadden: And then we got San Francisco's trans march turned violent as police clashed with, marchers over arrest.
1:21:56
Testecleese: Yeah… one dude was jumping up and down on the roof of a police car, so the police…
1:22:03
Testecleese: Removed him from the roof of the police car and cuffed him.
1:22:06
Testecleese: And people started attacking the police for this, saying, you have no right to do that, and he's like, he's destroying government property.
1:22:13
Brian McFadden: Right. They definitely have the right.
1:22:15
Testecleese: And same, same city, didn't they attack Wiener? A… out?
1:22:20
Testecleese: homosexual, like.
1:22:21
Brian McFadden: Definitely proud.
1:22:22
Testecleese: Yep. Out and proud gay man.
1:22:25
Testecleese: They attacked him at pride over his views on Israel.
1:22:28
Testecleese: Did you… I think there's a video on there, I'm not sure.
1:22:31
Brian McFadden: I mean, what?
1:22:33
Testecleese: But, like, this thing is, it seems like the dude who came up to me who talked to him, wanted to actually talk, because he's like, oh man, I appreciate what you've done, you know, gay rights, etc. He's like, what I think what happened in Israel, and I was like, first thing I thought was.
1:22:45
Testecleese: Anthony Weiner, had no say in what happened in Israel.
1:22:50
Testecleese: No. You know what I mean? Huh. He didn't. So, like, why are you upset with him? And he's not federal, right? Is he still… he's a Californian.
1:22:57
Brian McFadden: He's California, yeah.
1:22:59
Testecleese: Yeah, he's not even federal. He had no say whatsoever. And then everyone else around started screaming at him that he was this fucking bigot and supporting genocide. And I'm like, good job, man, you're chasing the homos out of, Pride… Pride events now.
1:23:15
Testecleese: I don't know, am I allowed to call them homos, or is that not acceptable? Apparently we can call them queer now! So I don't… I don't know what the rules are, Brian, I'm sorry.
1:23:24
Brian McFadden: Well, I saw a picture…
1:23:25
Testecleese: We weren't allowed to call him queer, but we can again, so… Yeah, nope.
1:23:31
Testecleese: on there.
1:23:32
Brian McFadden: I think I got the video.
1:23:34
Brian McFadden: I had to… but it's very confusing, because I had to, like… the first thing you think would be a video is not a video, you gotta find the Twitter feed.
1:23:42
Testecleese: No, okay, okay, my mistake. I should have done better getting this together for you. I usually… I try to do better usually.
1:23:48
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I think your legislation on trans… on transitioning.
1:23:51
Testecleese: His name is Waynor!
1:23:52
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: legislation specifically protecting queers on,
1:23:59
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The sex offender registry is fantastic.
1:24:02
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Like, I really applaud you for that.
1:24:04
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I think you deserve to be here for that.
1:24:07
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But I think your leg… I think your… your housing policy
1:24:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: and specifically your housing policy aligning with GIMBY's.
1:24:16
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I think your policy, and I think your policy on the genocide in Gaza, and I think your policy on the genocide in Gaza, it's terrible. I think you do not belong here! I think you do not belong here. You do not belong here, Scott, anymore. It sucks!
1:24:37
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Wonderful!
1:24:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: vote for trans people! And you've been terrible! And you've been terrible!
1:24:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Horrible!
1:24:46
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You do not belong here anymore, stop me to break my fucking heart!
1:24:52
Testecleese: I'm gonna come…
1:24:53
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It breaks my heart! Write it where friends do. It breaks my heart!
1:24:57
Brian McFadden: Oh, she's wearing it! The Muslim!
1:24:59
Testecleese: And a Kofia!
1:25:01
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: is so fucking terrible on Gaza! Scott, do you have anything
1:25:06
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Scott, do you have anything to say about Gaza?
1:25:10
Testecleese: I thought it was.
1:25:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Ow!
1:25:12
Brian McFadden: No, no.
1:25:12
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: How could you do?
1:25:13
Brian McFadden: That was the hilarious.
1:25:14
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Where'd go!
1:25:15
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: How could someone descend.
1:25:17
Brian McFadden: Like you!
1:25:18
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Do this to San Francisco!
1:25:20
Brian McFadden: words.
1:25:21
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: His name is Wiener, too?
1:25:23
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:25:23
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Redeem yourself!
1:25:24
Testecleese: Oh my god!
1:25:24
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Shoot something!
1:25:26
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: God! I want!
1:25:28
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I want to like the person who had such good legislation on trans…
1:25:34
Brian McFadden: I wouldn't be able to do it.
1:25:35
Testecleese: The video says.
1:25:35
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Cheers!
1:25:36
Testecleese: In the description, it says.
1:25:37
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's such good legacy!
1:25:38
Testecleese: for queer.
1:25:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: someone who's so positive on trans rights, but you're a piece of shit on Gaza! How could you do that? How could you betray queers? How could you oppress people? You stopped being queer the moment you started supporting Israel, you piece of shit!
1:26:01
Testecleese: Israel actually allows homosexuality, Gaza does not.
1:26:05
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:26:07
Testecleese: And this is what really bothers me, man, is these folks are so uneducated.
1:26:12
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:26:13
Testecleese: Like, for real, you know, we can't raise money for this show, Brian, but I bet if we put in an effort and said, hey, let's raise enough money to send one of these, quote, Queers for Palestine people to Gaza.
1:26:27
Brian McFadden: They would not make it alive.
1:26:29
Testecleese: I bet we… yes, but I bet we could bring the money up.
1:26:31
Testecleese: They're like, oh, when did they come back? Oh, they were thrown off a rooftop.
1:26:36
Testecleese: Why? Oh, because they waved a pride flag and said, Queers for Palestine.
1:26:40
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:26:42
Testecleese: What do you mean? It's like, oh, well, it's against the law, and yeah, you don't even need a trial. You can just be executed for it. By anyone!
1:26:49
Testecleese: And it's okay, no one's gonna get arrested for it.
1:26:51
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:26:52
Testecleese: And, I know I'm not supposed to use this word, but…
1:26:57
Testecleese: If these Palestinians used English, they would call these folks faggots.
1:27:04
Testecleese: Right?
1:27:05
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:27:06
Testecleese: They would use the strongest language because they HATE these people. Meanwhile, these people are waving their fucking…
1:27:12
Testecleese: I don't want to say pride flags, but they put a black stripe in for fucking the African American population. It's like, yeah, I'm sure every black man wants to be tied in with the trans community, you know what I mean?
1:27:27
Testecleese: The black community is actually one of the least accepting of homosexuality and transing.
1:27:31
Brian McFadden: Yes, they are.
1:27:33
Testecleese: Then.
1:27:33
Brian McFadden: That's why… The, the, the, the… gay, trans.
1:27:39
Brian McFadden: Democrat politicians are having a hard time getting elected.
1:27:44
Testecleese: Yeah, and the Black Caucus is like, no, the… We're gonna be polite.
1:27:49
Brian McFadden: We're not gonna vote for you.
1:27:51
Testecleese: But we're not voting for this shit. And then you meet the average black guy on the street, and no… okay, I say you average black guy.
1:27:58
Testecleese: It depends on where you live, honestly.
1:28:01
Testecleese: Right. Like, you go in even New York City, you ask.
1:28:04
Testecleese: A hundred black men, what they think about homosexuality, and most of them will call them faggots, too.
1:28:10
Brian McFadden: Dope.
1:28:11
Testecleese: And, the only time, typically, I use that word is to describe what someone else would say.
1:28:18
Testecleese: Or, to literally define a bundle of sticks.
1:28:24
Testecleese: And by the way, I'd like to point out that,
1:28:28
Testecleese: The whole idea of the, quote, faggot, the bundle of sticks, is that when you… one stick is easy to break, many is difficult to break.
1:28:37
Testecleese: Shares a root word with fascism.
1:28:40
Testecleese: Which literally means stronger together, which is the socialist message, isn't it?
1:28:48
Testecleese: Yup. They're literally advocating for fascism!
1:28:52
Testecleese: While calling other people fascists.
1:28:56
Testecleese: Just, just like, you know.
1:28:57
Testecleese: You're Nazis because, and they don't have a real good reason, they don't know what Nazis are. Meanwhile, they're socialists. The Nazis were socialists.
1:29:06
Testecleese: They looked to, Norway as the example of greatness in this country. So did the Nazis, you know, everyone should be 6 feet tall, blonde hair, blue eyes.
1:29:16
Testecleese: You know, it's like, you can go down the list and list them off, how…
1:29:20
Testecleese: But this is something that was brought up, by Saul Alinsky in Rules for Radicals that Hillary Clinton quoted all the time, was, accuse your opponent of what you are doing.
1:29:31
Testecleese: And somehow they've convinced a whole bunch of fucking nutjobs
1:29:35
Testecleese: Join up with us, and everything's gonna be fucking awesome, and nothing is getting better.
1:29:40
Testecleese: And…
1:29:41
Brian McFadden: No.
1:29:42
Testecleese: let's be real, the Democrats have been taken over. There is… the Democrat Party is going to crumble in a couple years.
1:29:51
Testecleese: It's over. They've lost. They've given up their party because they got in bed with the commies.
1:29:59
Testecleese: And… Again, with the whole socialism…
1:30:05
Testecleese: People think social welfare is socialism. It's not.
1:30:09
Testecleese: Lenin, who wrote the Socialist Manifesto, specifically said the end goal of socialism is communism. That's why he worked with Karl Marx!
1:30:18
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:30:19
Testecleese: to make Marxist-Lenist ideology that the Soviet Union, USSR, used, and I believe, not sure, the CCP still uses, however, they have become more…
1:30:31
Testecleese: Capitalistic while still socialist and communist in China.
1:30:40
Testecleese: Fucking nuts!
1:30:42
Testecleese: Give me… give me an example of anywhere in the world socialism has worked for more than… A year.
1:30:52
Testecleese: There's gotta be one, right? There has to be.
1:30:55
Brian McFadden: U.S, the Soviet Union.
1:30:57
Testecleese: Did it work, or did it take it that long to collapse once they took all of the money from all the capitalists and executed them?
1:31:07
Brian McFadden: Bosnia, Herzegovina.
1:31:11
Testecleese: Would you say Bosnia worked at all?
1:31:14
Brian McFadden: Well, they made it to the World Cup!
1:31:18
Testecleese: Yeah, and… Half the country's starving to death?
1:31:23
Testecleese: The only people that get fed are the athletes and the, the government, right?
1:31:29
Brian McFadden: Well, when I was there, everybody's electricity was paid for… And everybody got some food.
1:31:38
Brian McFadden: And, I think now, though, tourism…
1:31:42
Testecleese: You want your electricity paid for, Brian?
1:31:44
Testecleese: Rent. Don't buy.
1:31:48
Brian McFadden: Oh, even in the US, most places do not pay for your electricity if you're renting an apartment.
1:31:54
Testecleese: Yes, they do.
1:31:55
Brian McFadden: They, pay for your own.
1:31:57
Testecleese: No, you pay, like, a deposit.
1:32:00
Testecleese: And if you go over a certain amount, you have to owe.
1:32:03
Brian McFadden: That's not every place I've ever rented in Michigan. I was… not in Michigan, but everywhere I rented around the country.
1:32:10
Brian McFadden: I was always responsible for… I wasn't responsible for water, I wasn't responsible for sewage, but I was responsible for my own electricity. There was a meter on my apartment.
1:32:22
Testecleese: Well, yeah, a meter, someone has to read it and re…
1:32:24
Testecleese: bill someone, and that's probably because you signed a specific contract that allowed you to pay less in rent, because you weren't… they weren't paying the electricity.
1:32:35
Brian McFadden: Maybe.
1:32:36
Testecleese: New York City, I know, is a fact. You rent?
1:32:40
Testecleese: Your electricity, your plumbing, All that shit's covered in your rent.
1:32:47
Brian McFadden: I never ran in New York City, so I wouldn't know.
1:32:49
Testecleese: But we…
1:32:50
Brian McFadden: We got these mass raised… across Oil Boomtown.
1:32:55
Testecleese: Yeah, this is California, oh, shoot.
1:33:00
Testecleese: Oh, that's right! The entire, like, the entire government in this city in Central California was, recalled, like, voted out of office. They refused to cede power.
1:33:14
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:33:15
Testecleese: Just like they said Trump would, by the way.
1:33:18
Brian McFadden: Right? So California… And he was never gonna do it, yeah.
1:33:21
Testecleese: So California sent in police to…
1:33:25
Testecleese: get information. They won't… the federal government helped them, don't get me wrong.
1:33:29
Brian McFadden: God.
1:33:30
Testecleese: The FBI was involved, too.
1:33:31
Testecleese: You know, election fraud kind of stuff.
1:33:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:33:34
Testecleese: But California was involved in this. They won't release exactly what they were looking for, or what they got, yada yada, but they went in and raided, like, the city hall and houses of the people that refused to give up their seat after they were voted out.
1:33:51
Brian McFadden: Wow.
1:33:52
Testecleese: And again, the exact thing they are accused… they accused Trump of.
1:33:57
Testecleese: The first time, then he… he's like, okay, I lost the election, I'm out. He wins it. He's never gonna elect all power! It's like, you said this last time!
1:34:06
Testecleese: Oh, Like, do you think I'm stupid?
1:34:10
Testecleese: Or are you stupid? Is the question, right?
1:34:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:34:14
Testecleese: Like, are you dumb yourself, or are you lying, hoping I'm stupid?
1:34:18
Testecleese: And that's a real question I have. I… honestly, some of these… some of the stuff, some of these people are saying…
1:34:25
Testecleese: I just can't believe that they're… that they're dumb enough to believe that some of this stuff, you know what I mean?
1:34:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:34:32
Testecleese: Like, it's in here somewhere.
1:34:36
Testecleese: with, seattle.
1:34:43
Testecleese: They… She got rid of, like, all the cops, and then all these…
1:34:47
Testecleese: Drug traffickers and human traffickers took over a city, and then shooting up houses and killing people everywhere.
1:34:55
Testecleese: Finally, she's like, oh, I guess I gotta put some police in there, and it's like, yeah, but you already fired them all, you don't have the police to put there.
1:35:01
Brian McFadden: Nope, exactly.
1:35:03
Testecleese: You know who.
1:35:04
Brian McFadden: With the National Guard.
1:35:06
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly! Now you gotta call in the fucking… the military.
1:35:11
Testecleese: And that's exactly what they did.
1:35:14
Testecleese: Good job. You could have done this with a person who lives in the community, who knows the people, who just has a handgun on his side, versus someone who's never met you, doesn't know any of your friends, and has an automatic rifle.
1:35:29
Testecleese: Good job. Good job with your choice here.
1:35:32
Testecleese: Tell us about a fucking military takeover, huh?
1:35:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:35:39
Testecleese: New York?
1:35:42
Testecleese: One of these school districts… Is… is forcing a second vote?
1:35:49
Testecleese: Because there's video of one of these clerks tearing up
1:35:55
Testecleese: Voter ballots and throwing them in the garbage.
1:35:58
Brian McFadden: That's not okay?
1:36:01
Testecleese: Well, not if you're actually hot doing it, it's okay!
1:36:04
Testecleese: Deny it out!
1:36:05
Brian McFadden: After the fact!
1:36:09
Testecleese: But yeah, she's tearing up votes.
1:36:11
Testecleese: And she's like, oh yeah, I don't want this person to win. And it's like,
1:36:15
Testecleese: Okay, first of all, okay, I understand you're doing another vote, which is nuts, because that takes forever, but what about,
1:36:23
Testecleese: Oh my gosh.
1:36:24
Testecleese: What about her going to prison?
1:36:27
Brian McFadden: Probably not in New York.
1:36:31
Testecleese: She destroyed voter ballots, because she didn't want the person who's gonna win to win.
1:36:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:36:38
Testecleese: This is a jailable offense.
1:36:40
Brian McFadden: It should be.
1:36:44
Testecleese: Alright, alright.
1:36:46
Testecleese: Oh, speaking of, okay.
1:36:48
Testecleese: So, Mom Donnie asked, people to…
1:36:52
Testecleese: Keep their, their thermostats at 7…
1:36:56
Brian McFadden: 78 degrees.
1:36:57
Testecleese: A lot of noise here.
1:36:59
Testecleese: It's, yeah, 78 degrees, unplug anything, you know, don't do anything. By the way, you're also not allowed natural gas, so you can't even use anything else, and they made their buses electric, and I found out it takes 600,000 watts of electricity.
1:37:18
Testecleese: To power… to quick charge a single electric bus.
1:37:22
Brian McFadden: It sounds like a lot of electricity.
1:37:25
Testecleese: Well, it turns out the entire fleet of buses in New York City?
1:37:30
Testecleese: uses more electricity than Boston! Nice.
1:37:35
Testecleese: And they're saying, unplug everything, and turn your AC down.
1:37:40
Brian McFadden: unplug on the buses?
1:37:42
Testecleese: No, they're running 24-7, and they have to charge every 8 hours! 3 times a day, they're using 600,000 watts of electricity! And anyone going, I don't understand this, your average home AC unit in your wall?
1:37:59
Testecleese: Uses 300 watts, not 300,000!
1:38:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:38:03
Testecleese: 300!
1:38:05
Testecleese: So, if we extrapolate the bus fleet, which I think is something… I saw the numbers today, I can't remember where, but if we extrapolate the number of buses and how often they be charged to run 24-7 in New York City.
1:38:18
Testecleese: It's more than enough electricity for every single New Yorker to have an AC unit.
1:38:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:38:25
Testecleese: But because they demanded it electric.
1:38:28
Testecleese: You just stressed the grid to the point that it won't work.
1:38:32
Testecleese: And, but the Bronx had a blackout when it was 100 degrees out, and what was fun was to deal with the heat, they opened the fire hydrants. ALL of them!
1:38:41
Testecleese: To cool people off?
1:38:43
Testecleese: Thing is, if you lived above the third floor.
1:38:46
Testecleese: You got brown, undrinkable water coming out of your tap. When you have no power to cool your home, you don't even have water you can drink to cool down either, or stay hydrated.
1:38:56
Testecleese: This is gonna be like France, dude. There's over a thousand dead in France already because of this heat wave.
1:39:03
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they don't have air conditioning.
1:39:05
Testecleese: And then they… and I love it, too. I heard a lot of people say, like, well, why doesn't France just put AC's number one? I was like, why is it France's responsibility to put AC in your house in France? Go buy one yourself!
1:39:16
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:39:17
Testecleese: You run a business? Do it yourself, it's not France's responsibility, but apparently these socialists, it is!
1:39:24
Testecleese: Blows my mind! And you know what's crazy? Socialism doesn't work without capitalism.
1:39:29
Testecleese: There's no money to take from the wealthy.
1:39:34
Testecleese: Unless you have capitalism in there somewhere, like, that's why it turns into communism, because now there's no money to take from the wealthy, because you've depleted all the money from the wealthy. Like, let's be real, you took…
1:39:45
Testecleese: Every dollar, it made Elon Musk liquidate everything he owns.
1:39:50
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:39:50
Testecleese: And you took it!
1:39:52
Testecleese: Why would… why would he do it again?
1:39:56
Testecleese: Like, for real, why would he do it again?
1:39:58
Brian McFadden: No point.
1:39:59
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, she's gonna take it from me. Like, well, yeah, well…
1:40:03
Testecleese: And that's what gets me, it's like, capitalism is bad, because people are greedy. Like, socialism is good, because everyone will work together for the common good. I'm like, noooo! At least in capitalism.
1:40:16
Testecleese: You starve to death. Socialism, communism, everyone starves to death.
1:40:21
Testecleese: You know?
1:40:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:40:25
Testecleese: But yeah, there's, he did this rent freeze in New York.
1:40:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's gonna backfire.
1:40:33
Testecleese: Yeah, it went through, and this has happened before, it went bad, and actually, it happened in New York before.
1:40:40
Testecleese: Have you ever heard of, the Bronx Burn.
1:40:46
Brian McFadden: No.
1:40:47
Testecleese: Okay. Between 1970 and 1980, there was a rent freeze in New York City.
1:40:53
Testecleese: You weren't allowed to increase rent no matter what, even as inflation occurred.
1:40:57
Testecleese: So, inflation happened, I cannot charge more for rent, so therefore I cannot…
1:41:02
Testecleese: afford to upkeep the building, I won't make anybody… I literally pay out my pocket to own a piece of property. 80% of housing
1:41:11
Testecleese: Burned to the ground.
1:41:13
Testecleese: Right. In this 10-year period. A lot of people said it was the tenants, because of bad living conditions, but now it's commonly accepted that the landlords did, because they got paid out more in insurance.
1:41:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:41:26
Testecleese: Then they were collecting in rent.
1:41:28
Testecleese: What's gonna stop him from doing it again?
1:41:30
Testecleese: and unhoused… Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers.
1:41:37
Testecleese: It's already happened before, what's gonna stop it from happening again when you do…
1:41:42
Testecleese: Dear God, those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it, right?
1:41:47
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:41:48
Testecleese: You literally put the same policy in place in the same place.
1:41:53
Testecleese: It's like, if I owned the building, and I ran at a net loss, and I couldn't do anything about it, no one's gonna buy the building, because it's just a… it's a money pit, you would just throw money into it, and it vanishes.
1:42:05
Brian McFadden: What is it?
1:42:06
Testecleese: And these are the things you burn to the ground? People live in those buildings!
1:42:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:42:14
Testecleese: And, oh, these greedy landlords! Well, then what's to stop them from burning down your residence so they can make more money?
1:42:22
Testecleese: Oh, they're not THAT greedy, though.
1:42:25
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:42:25
Testecleese: Bullshit! These people don't think a half is… they don't… they can't think beyond their fucking… they can't see beyond their nose, they can't think beyond now.
1:42:36
Testecleese: And they wonder why their life sucks. It's like, because you don't…
1:42:40
Testecleese: You know, I wanna play chess against these people.
1:42:43
Testecleese: You know what I mean? They can't think 4 moves ahead.
1:42:46
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:42:47
Testecleese: Like, you've played chess, I assume?
1:42:50
Brian McFadden: I have in the past, yeah.
1:42:51
Testecleese: Okay, not an easy game, but you need to really get into it to be good at it, and I am.
1:42:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was never good at it, no.
1:42:57
Testecleese: You gotta think 4 moves ahead. Like, if I do this, what's he gonna do? Okay, if he does that, then I'm gonna do this, but if he doesn't.
1:43:04
Brian McFadden: Butter and Checker.
1:43:04
Testecleese: Well, that's a different game altogether.
1:43:09
Testecleese: The thing is, these guys aren't thinking ahead, like, what's gonna happen because of this, they just… I don't wanna pay for it.
1:43:15
Testecleese: Right. Well, then who is paying for it? You know?
1:43:18
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:43:19
Testecleese: Someone's paying for it!
1:43:23
Testecleese: We shouldn't have to pay for it, it should just be free. Okay, so what you want… well, you want slaves…
1:43:29
Testecleese: To work for you, so you get free electricity and free… Food.
1:43:36
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:43:37
Testecleese: Okay.
1:43:39
Brian McFadden: DSA. Little DSA!
1:43:41
Testecleese: Yep, they, displaced a, what, a 30-year senator, I think, or as a congressman? Congressman. In Colorado? Congressman?
1:43:52
Testecleese: The socialists are taking over the Democrat Party, man, it's not gonna be the Democrat Party much longer.
1:43:58
Testecleese: Mom Donnie and AOC are the face of the party now.
1:44:05
Testecleese: Honestly.
1:44:06
Testecleese: Do you think it's gonna keep going this way? Do you think people are gonna look.
1:44:09
Brian McFadden: I don't think that mainstream… they're never gonna get a DSA person elected to president, though.
1:44:17
Brian McFadden: It's gonna…
1:44:18
Testecleese: I don't know! New York just replaced literally everyone!
1:44:22
Testecleese: Socialism.
1:44:23
Testecleese: The mayor of Seattle is, half their government is, Colorado just displaced a 30-year congressman.
1:44:32
Testecleese: Socialism is taking over the party. Even Hunter Biden said this, that they're being displaced. Hakeem Jeffries came out and made a big stink about this, how…
1:44:41
Brian McFadden: Apparently, a third of the Democrats are fond of socialists.
1:44:46
Brian McFadden: As the partner keeps moving left, we'll left, and more left.
1:44:50
Testecleese: a little.
1:44:50
Brian McFadden: I mean, that's gonna alienate the independents, so they're not gonna have the independent voter anymore.
1:44:58
Testecleese: What's an independent voter, man? Let's be real.
1:45:01
Brian McFadden: Well, you used to be an independent voter.
1:45:04
Testecleese: Technically speaking, I still am.
1:45:07
Brian McFadden: Alright.
1:45:08
Testecleese: I haven't voted Democrat in a while.
1:45:11
Testecleese: Because of what they've done.
1:45:14
Testecleese: You either want this garbage, or you don't.
1:45:17
Brian McFadden: I don't.
1:45:18
Testecleese: Like, for real, who's the best person the Democrats have to run for president right now?
1:45:23
Brian McFadden: Governor Newsom. Gavin Newsom.
1:45:26
Testecleese: You really think Governor Newsom is the way to go?
1:45:28
Brian McFadden: Either that or Kamala Harris.
1:45:32
Testecleese: So you just want the Republicans to win?
1:45:35
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:45:38
Testecleese: No, I want actual competition, because if we don't have a Democrat Party, or at least an opposition party, to keep the Republicans in check.
1:45:47
Testecleese: They'll… they'll go… they'll run buck wild.
1:45:50
Testecleese: And I'm not even sure what that means at this point, because the Republican Party's changing, too.
1:45:55
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:45:56
Testecleese: Quickly.
1:45:58
Testecleese: But, honestly, I think once Trump is gone, This whole MAGA thing's gone.
1:46:04
Testecleese: I think even if Vance wins the election.
1:46:07
Testecleese: It's not gonna be trying to fix what's been wrong here for.
1:46:11
Brian McFadden: I don't think Vance is gonna win the election as president. He may be a good another vice president before he's president again, but…
1:46:18
Brian McFadden: Rubio needs to run.
1:46:19
Testecleese: I was gonna say you want Rubio, don't you?
1:46:21
Brian McFadden: Rubio is president, Vance is vice president.
1:46:26
Brian McFadden: I would give Vance 12 years as a vice president.
1:46:31
Brian McFadden: And he'd be a shoe-in for president.
1:46:33
Testecleese: So you're saying a one-term Rubio?
1:46:35
Brian McFadden: No, 2-turn. Vance was only…
1:46:38
Testecleese: 12.
1:46:39
Testecleese: That's right.
1:46:39
Brian McFadden: That's right, we had pets. We had… we had pets on the… You know, the first ticket…
1:46:45
Testecleese: And it's crazy, people are like, oh, Trump has these revolutionary ideas, they're ridiculous. Pat Buchanan, Remember him?
1:46:53
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:46:54
Testecleese: Ran against Bush.
1:46:56
Testecleese: For the Republican primary?
1:46:59
Testecleese: He was the one who coined the phrase, make America great again.
1:47:02
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
1:47:03
Testecleese: He was the one who said, America first.
1:47:08
Testecleese: Bush won, and look what happened. Everyone who hates… it's funny, because everyone hated Bush when he was in office. Now they look back and go, no, no, I liked Bush, he wasn't a big deal. It's like, really? You made a big fucking deal while he was in office, you know?
1:47:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:47:24
Testecleese: But yeah,
1:47:26
Testecleese: Colorado… with what happened in Colorado and New York, now the Democrat… the socialists are looking to
1:47:33
Testecleese: Push their move nationwide.
1:47:39
Testecleese: I don't know, man, is this the end of the party altogether, or…
1:47:43
Testecleese: Are the socialists just gonna take over the Democrat Party and call themselves Democrats?
1:47:50
Brian McFadden: I think that socialists are gonna take over and call themselves Democrats.
1:47:54
Testecleese: Is this why, Tucker Carlson is trying to make a third party?
1:48:00
Brian McFadden: That's… Well, he doesn't want to be classified as a Republican anymore, so…
1:48:06
Testecleese: I've never wanted to be classified as a Republican, doesn't mean that I'm gonna fucking form my own party and…
1:48:11
Testecleese: embarrass myself in front of the entire frickin' nation, like the Tea Party or the Green Party.
1:48:16
Brian McFadden: Tucker Carlson has no support at all, because he owns a freakin' house in Qatar.
1:48:25
Testecleese: So…
1:48:28
Brian McFadden: So he might as well just go to Kuwait, or wherever his house is, and live there full-time. Run his podcast from over there.
1:48:36
Testecleese: You said guitar.
1:48:40
Brian McFadden: Someplace around there. It's in the Middle East, he has property there.
1:48:45
Brian McFadden: And you can't really be a Republican when you're in a Muslim country.
1:48:50
Brian McFadden: Because you don't… there's no women rights in Muslim countries.
1:48:57
Testecleese: Yeah, that's what makes me laugh my ass off.
1:49:00
Testecleese: These women walking around wearing nothing. Literally nothing.
1:49:04
Testecleese: screaming how they want to protect Islam. It's like, you… you do realize you…
1:49:09
Testecleese: you would be flogged for not wearing… not even not wearing clothes, not covering everything except for your eyeballs in some of these Muslim nations.
1:49:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:49:21
Brian McFadden: They don't care. They don't understand.
1:49:24
Testecleese: they never even bothered to find out. They just heard a bunch of people say this, and again, women…
1:49:29
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:49:30
Testecleese: peer pressure, they heard a bunch of people scream this, they must be right, because they're so passionate, you know? And this is the thing, is I think the Republicans could actually have a chance if every Republican stood up and was like, this is bullshit, and explain why, versus
1:49:45
Testecleese: Because he's a Nazi!
1:49:48
Testecleese: You know?
1:49:49
Brian McFadden: That's not gonna happen.
1:49:50
Testecleese: No, because the Republicans have no fucking spines, they're a bunch of pussies. Let's be real, and you know it too, don't you?
1:49:57
Brian McFadden: Most of them.
1:49:59
Testecleese: Most of them, yeah. Would you even call Trump a Republican, honestly?
1:50:04
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:50:05
Testecleese: Really?
1:50:07
Testecleese: How does this policy actually vary from, obama or Clinton.
1:50:13
Testecleese: what's different?
1:50:16
Brian McFadden: Maha.
1:50:17
Testecleese: Oh, oh, being healthy!
1:50:20
Testecleese: He wants you to not die because you're overweight.
1:50:25
Testecleese: That makes him a Nazi, even though he agrees on everything else that these Democrats… the famous Democrat presidents in recent history.
1:50:36
Testecleese: That's… Obama called himself the Deporter-in-Chief.
1:50:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, he didn't even divorce that many people, because he just…
1:50:46
Testecleese: No, you turn around the border. Yes, but these… but your average Democrat doesn't realize that.
1:50:53
Testecleese: And you could… all you have to do is play him a video of Obama calling himself the deporter-in-chief, be like, well, was he racist, too?
1:50:59
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:51:00
Testecleese: And when they say yes, they're like, okay, so maybe you should rethink your policies, because you've been telling me that this is the good guy.
1:51:06
Testecleese: when he had the same policies as the guy who replaced him. The only real difference
1:51:11
Testecleese: The… between Obama and Trump, was the nuclear deal in Iran, wasn't it?
1:51:17
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:51:19
Testecleese: No, we shouldn't let him get a nuclear weapon. That's actually literally what he ran on!
1:51:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:51:26
Testecleese: Alright.
1:51:28
Testecleese: Oh, this is fun. Katie Wilson out in Seattle is inviting,
1:51:32
Testecleese: Illegal immigrant transgender people to come to Seattle, and Seattle taxpayers will pay for your transition surgeries.
1:51:41
Brian McFadden: Have fun with that.
1:51:42
Testecleese: Yeah, so…
1:51:43
Brian McFadden: Where they getting the money for?
1:51:45
Testecleese: Well, Seattle residents…
1:51:47
Testecleese: Seattle residents can't get help with their, you know, heart bypass surgery, but we'll cut your fucking dick off and turn it inside out if you weren't born here.
1:51:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:51:57
Testecleese: What?
1:52:00
Testecleese: What?
1:52:01
Testecleese: Oh, and I just want to bring up, by the way, With the birthright citizenship?
1:52:07
Testecleese: This means… it still says that if you are the… born here to a foreign diplomat here in official business, you're not a citizen.
1:52:17
Testecleese: But if you walk across the border, squat.
1:52:22
Brian McFadden: I have a baby out, walk.
1:52:23
Testecleese: Back across the border, that kid's a citizen. And what's gonna… what's gonna stop… what's gonna stop someone from saying, oh, no, no, this kid is an American? And they go, well, show me some evidence. Oh, it was a home birth in the mountains of West Virginia.
1:52:37
Testecleese: So we just put in the paperwork looking for a birth certificate. What's gonna stop that from happening?
1:52:42
Brian McFadden: Nothing.
1:52:46
Testecleese: Alright, alright, alright.
1:52:48
Testecleese: But yeah, anyway, Seattle's looking to pay for these transgender surgeries of these illegal immigrants.
1:52:59
Testecleese: Oh, what, what? Oh. Meanwhile, this is,
1:53:02
Testecleese: this father in, New York, in, New York City, in a bodega, which is like a corner store.
1:53:09
Testecleese: Yeah. His child, his son, was butt-raped.
1:53:16
Testecleese: by a trans illegal immigrant from, I think, Honduras? Maybe Guatemala? I don't know, one of them South American countries, there's a whole bunch of them.
1:53:25
Testecleese: And this… he wants this guy deported, and New York's like, no, we won't do that, we're not turning him over to the federal government. He's like, well, at least put him in prison? He's like, well, no, no, because, you know, that's, you know, bigoted.
1:53:35
Brian McFadden: That's not the right thing to do.
1:53:38
Testecleese: Yeah, and all I can think is, like, if this was my kid.
1:53:41
Testecleese: That person would be dead already.
1:53:44
Testecleese: And the crazy shit is, this person has stood trail in New York for this crime, and is being… currently being extradited to Massachusetts
1:53:54
Testecleese: To face charges of, assault and battery, as well as,
1:54:00
Testecleese: Larceny, as well as prostitution.
1:54:04
Brian McFadden: Wow.
1:54:06
Testecleese: Yes. And you know, as a fact, if this person serves time in Massachusetts, they will not be turned over to ICE after the fact to be deported.
1:54:14
Brian McFadden: No.
1:54:15
Brian McFadden: Another phone.
1:54:17
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:54:19
Brian McFadden: Unless they come to Martha's Vineyard.
1:54:22
Testecleese: Well, they didn't even deport them, they just moved them somewhere else, didn't they?
1:54:27
Brian McFadden: It moved him out of the state very quickly.
1:54:30
Testecleese: That's what blew my mind! It's like, we need to let all these people in. Then they showed up in the rich area, I'm like, no, not here, though.
1:54:37
Testecleese: It's like, well, why
1:54:38
Testecleese: our property values, and they're committing crimes. It's like, so you want this in the poor areas where they can't afford to be stolen from? Yeah. Obama, Oprah, you can afford someone to steal your car.
1:54:51
Testecleese: Okay? I can't…
1:54:53
Testecleese: Your average American can't afford someone coming in and fucking stealing the food out of the refrigerator.
1:55:00
Brian McFadden: I'm out of beer and drinks, so…
1:55:03
Testecleese: Oh, that's too bad, because there's a video thing in the next one I thought you might do.
1:55:07
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I can do it. That'll give me a break.
1:55:11
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's in there, but Jayapal, I'm not sure how you pronounce her name…
1:55:17
Brian McFadden: No, no.
1:55:17
Testecleese: This is… she makes a point, like, this is, like, the fourth or fifth time we've been in here talking about this exact thing, and I'm sick and tired of it. And the mother of the murdered… Murdered child…
1:55:30
Testecleese: They're saying, yeah, maybe you should do something about it!
1:55:35
Testecleese: Her kid was shot in the back of the head from a moving vehicle with an illegal immigrant.
1:55:42
Testecleese: Because it was fun!
1:55:45
Testecleese: And she actually said, I'm kinda glad she was just shot in the back of the head and killed instantly, instead of raped first.
1:55:52
Testecleese: It's… it's just nuts listening to these Democrats, like, I don't even want to hear it anymore. This is bull, I don't want to hear it.
1:55:58
Testecleese: And it's like.
1:56:00
Testecleese: What do you mean you don't want to hear? This is actually what's… this is the result of your policy, you know?
1:56:05
Brian McFadden: What's the video about?
1:56:08
Testecleese: It's a white woman with blonde hair.
1:56:12
Testecleese: sitting in front of Congress, giving her…
1:56:16
Testecleese: account of what happened, and the Democrats are all upset that they have to hear about another crime committed… another horrific crime committed by an illegal immigrant.
1:56:26
Brian McFadden: I don't see it.
1:56:27
Testecleese: Maybe it's not in there, my apologies. Go do your thing, I'll move us on.
1:56:32
Testecleese: I thought it was in there. But this, this happened, anyone who wants to buy it, you can find it, it's out there.
1:56:41
Testecleese: Yeah, an appeals court apparently, banned a mandatory detention for migrants past 90 days. Like, you came here on a visa, you overstayed your visa by 90 days.
1:56:52
Testecleese: There was a mandatory, we're gonna hold you in prison, or jail, my apologies.
1:56:58
Testecleese: Without a bond airing, because…
1:57:01
Testecleese: That's not your due process as an illegal immigrant. And this is something that I've brought up over and over again, is that people think due process is a Latin term, like mea culpa, or mens rea, or corpus callosum.
1:57:15
Testecleese: And I could explain all this shit to you, I…
1:57:18
Testecleese: two college degrees in this shit. One is in law enforcement, one's in criminal justice. I can explain to you what all this means, but that doesn't matter, because…
1:57:27
Testecleese: Due process is not a Latin term like that. Due process means the process that is due to you. Same reason why you don't get a jury trial
1:57:36
Testecleese: For a speeding ticket!
1:57:39
Testecleese: It's why these people don't necessarily get all the shit you expect from, quote, due process. You're here illegally, you have no papers. Oh, looks… oh, look at this, you had a visa that expired 3 months ago, and you're still here. Oh, look, and you're pregnant!
1:57:54
Testecleese: we're gonna hold you, or send you back. They're like, no, you can't… you can't do that. You can't do that. They need due process. And it's like.
1:58:01
Testecleese: I expect the government to then to actually define what due process is, because if we don't know what a fucking day is, how do we know what due process is? And this is something I think is completely overlooked.
1:58:13
Testecleese: Because these folks claim to know what the shit is, but then they say they don't know what a goddamn day is. And it's infuriating to me, and it makes me want to punch people in the mouth, but I know better.
1:58:23
Testecleese: you know, I would have to… I would have to, identify as a black lesbian to be able to get away with something like that, because a white heterosexual man cannot get away with just punching someone in the mouth because they're angry.
1:58:35
Testecleese: And a prime example is what we have coming up down in leftovers, if we get to it, is this, veteran was shot to death, white 60-something-year-old
1:58:44
Testecleese: veteran, shot to death over a parking space dispute by a black woman, and her lawyer actually said, well, that's what we teach him to do, he's bigger than her. He's a man, he can beat her up.
1:58:56
Testecleese: He never laid a hand on her, he never touched her, he didn't attack her, she just said, I feel threatened, therefore I can kill you, which is the Carmelo Anthony case, and if that's the case, then I can say I'm fucking threatened by the three black guys that surround me, and take everything out of my pockets when I was in Chicago, literally stole my sneakers!
1:59:15
Testecleese: So I couldn't run through the broken glass to get help from the police.
1:59:20
Testecleese: Maybe I should've just fucking killed them. Apparently, that's okay. I personally don't think it is, I think that's wrong. I got robbed, thank God I didn't get killed, because these guys didn't want to fucking… didn't want to deal with prison time for murdering someone.
1:59:34
Testecleese: And what's the point of that if you can just take this shit anyway? But I had to go back to the friggin',
1:59:41
Testecleese: Not NLB, that's Norfolk.
1:59:43
Testecleese: Great Mistakes Illinois when I was in A school.
1:59:49
Testecleese: And tried to get back on base without an ID after I was fucking mugged in Chicago.
1:59:54
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:59:55
Brian McFadden: Well, the…
1:59:55
Testecleese: Oh!
1:59:57
Testecleese: It happened often enough that they had… they were ready for it.
2:00:00
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:00:03
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:00:05
Brian McFadden: It's not easy, you gotta, like, be…
2:00:07
Brian McFadden: Like, dodged 4 and all that shit, so…
2:00:12
Testecleese: Yeah, and I was just in A school, but they had actually a database there, right there at the gate, because they expected people to go out into Chicago.
2:00:19
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:00:20
Testecleese: And… Have their wallet stolen.
2:00:24
Testecleese: I was like, wow, I cannot believe that this is… this is how shit works. Well, why didn't you at least give us a heads up that I'm gonna be robbed to the point where they steal my sneakers so I can't go get help?
2:00:35
Testecleese: I'm just gonna let it happen.
2:00:40
Testecleese: Oh, shit, I came across this. There's this dude in, Minnesota, from 2002 to 2006, raped the same, child.
2:00:54
Testecleese: Over and over and over again.
2:00:58
Testecleese: Even at one point, offered her $10 to not tell anyone.
2:01:01
Brian McFadden: Wow.
2:01:02
Testecleese: Yes. Well, when he was busted, he actually, full confession, just before anyone says, are you sure he's guilty? He fully confessed, and said, I'm willing to accept the consequences of my actions.
2:01:13
Testecleese: Okay?
2:01:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:01:15
Testecleese: And as a result of this, Minnesota gave him zero prison time, Just an ankle monitor.
2:01:22
Testecleese: for…
2:01:23
Brian McFadden: Sounds like something Minnesota would do.
2:01:25
Testecleese: Yeah, 4 years of rape of a… a girl child.
2:01:31
Testecleese: What's more fun.
2:01:33
Testecleese: Right before he got his ankle monitored off and Icy could come get him, he got a pardon from Tim Walls!
2:01:39
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, there you go.
2:01:41
Testecleese: Boom! Gone into the wind!
2:01:43
Brian McFadden: Because he doesn't want to be deported. Tim Walz didn't want him to be deported.
2:01:47
Testecleese: Yup, and even better is this guy's,
2:01:50
Testecleese: confession, he actually said, in my culture, it's okay to have sex with underage children.
2:01:57
Testecleese: And it's also just as much her fault as mine.
2:02:02
Brian McFadden: -Oh.
2:02:03
Testecleese: I want to hear anyone who has children.
2:02:06
Brian McFadden: I agree with that.
2:02:09
Testecleese: Yeah, say, this is okay, because if this is okay.
2:02:12
Testecleese: I… I'm certain I can find a pervert to rape your kids to.
2:02:18
Testecleese: And accessing…
2:02:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah, you probably made the right choice, moving to West Virginia.
2:02:22
Testecleese: Yeah, actually, I say that I honestly don't think I can find anyone who thinks that's okay.
2:02:27
Testecleese: Not in my circles, anyway.
2:02:30
Brian McFadden: No.
2:02:31
Testecleese: Just like, I don't think you should cane a woman near to death for kissing a man on a livestream.
2:02:37
Brian McFadden: Right? No.
2:02:38
Testecleese: Right? You know, like, I think this OnlyFans shit is a bunch of bullshit, and you're a bunch of dirty whores, but I'm not going to beat you near to death for it. Right. Beat you unconscious for it, and call it the law.
2:02:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:02:52
Testecleese: But yeah, with all this shit that's going on, even Hunter Biden is, like, the party's being taken over.
2:03:00
Testecleese: It says he turns on the Democratic establishment as the headline, but that's not really what… he's saying the Democrat Party is being hijacked by the socialists.
2:03:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:03:10
Testecleese: If you actually read the article. So, it's funny, because it looks like this news article's throwing Hunter Biden under the bus.
2:03:16
Testecleese: Which… Had you guys done this when Hunter Biden was…
2:03:21
Testecleese: Smoking crack and fucking his dead brother's wife?
2:03:26
Testecleese: Maybe I would've… maybe I would agree with you at this point, but you took his side.
2:03:31
Testecleese: Yeah. Just a heads up, do people realize, did he have a kid with his brother's wife?
2:03:36
Brian McFadden: Yes, I believe so.
2:03:38
Testecleese: Yes, okay.
2:03:40
Testecleese: So, your brother dies of a horrible disease he got while… Serving overseas.
2:03:47
Testecleese: That's where he got the cancer.
2:03:49
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:03:50
Testecleese: And now you're gonna go…
2:03:51
Brian McFadden: But if you're gonna go Old Testament here, you know, it's biblical for Hunter Biden to do this.
2:03:58
Testecleese: And if I believe the Bidens were athlete Catholic, I might accept that. But he didn't marry her either, did he?
2:04:05
Brian McFadden: No… No, he was…
2:04:07
Testecleese: Still banging hookers, smoking crack, and driving 100 miles an hour, and posting it online.
2:04:14
Brian McFadden: He was doing cocaine in the warehouse!
2:04:17
Testecleese: Allegedly, allegedly, we don't know who left that bag of cocaine behind, it could have been Mitch McConnell.
2:04:23
Brian McFadden: How'd it get through Secret Service?
2:04:28
Testecleese: a bag of cocaine, you… Mitch McConnell walks through, they're not checking his pockets.
2:04:32
Testecleese: He just goes through a metal detector, you know what I mean?
2:04:36
Testecleese: Let's be real, it was probably Cocaine Mitch, right?
2:04:42
Testecleese: Like, oh my god.
2:04:44
Testecleese: Yeah, Harry Enten? I don't know…
2:04:47
Testecleese: Is he a decent actor? The CNN stats guy.
2:04:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:04:52
Testecleese: We've talked about him before. Is he actually shocked, or is he a good actor every time he brings up these stats with the Democrat Party?
2:04:59
Brian McFadden: Probably a good actor.
2:05:03
Testecleese: And this is actually something that bothers me a little bit. This is where my libertarian comes in, when it says,
2:05:10
Testecleese: Democrats… it's… it's… the numbers are way down in terms of proud to be an American.
2:05:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:05:16
Testecleese: Brian, are you proud to be an American?
2:05:18
Brian McFadden: Hell yeah. I fly an American flag, and a state of Michigan flag outside of my house.
2:05:24
Testecleese: But why are you proud to be an American?
2:05:28
Brian McFadden: Because it's the best country in the world to be…
2:05:31
Testecleese: Yeah, you didn'.
2:05:32
Brian McFadden: I'm just, I mean…
2:05:33
Testecleese: Yeah, but you didn't do that. To be an American, It just happened automatically.
2:05:38
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:05:39
Testecleese: I'm not proud to be an American, I am very thankful to be an American. I am proud of our nation!
2:05:47
Testecleese: But I don't think it's okay for me to take credit for the United States.
2:05:54
Testecleese: The problem is, these aren't the arguments people were making, and if I was ever asked this question, that's actually how I would answer. It's like, why would I be proud of something I had nothing to do with? You know what I mean?
2:06:03
Testecleese: You understand the argument, at least?
2:06:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:06:06
Testecleese: I'm very happy to have been privileged enough
2:06:09
Testecleese: to have been born an American.
2:06:11
Testecleese: to American children, American parents, who actually came over on the Mayflower.
2:06:18
Testecleese: What's up.
2:06:19
Brian McFadden: The funny thing is, what this statistic is, Republicans are hugely proud to be Americans, where Democrats are not.
2:06:27
Brian McFadden: So, where is the disconnect there?
2:06:31
Testecleese: They hate Trump, that's the thing. They were all excited to be an American when Biden was in office.
2:06:35
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:06:36
Testecleese: They decide whether or not they like the United States based on who's in office. And I think that's fucking nuts.
2:06:42
Brian McFadden: I don't.
2:06:44
Testecleese: Well, no, this is how you end up with assholes who join the service, then go fucking nuts and don't understand, like, oh yeah, I signed all this shit, and I understand what it means. It's like, well, then you shouldn't have opened your goddamn mouth, because you weren't supposed to do that either.
2:06:56
Testecleese: Right?
2:06:57
Brian McFadden: No, I mean, I knew what I was getting into when I signed the contract, and I went through several different administrations in my 20 years in the Navy.
2:07:08
Brian McFadden: Bye.
2:07:09
Brian McFadden: I joined in 87. I don't know who president was then, maybe Carter.
2:07:15
Testecleese: Jimmy Carter.
2:07:16
Brian McFadden: Maybe Ford. No, before, that was after Ford.
2:07:19
Testecleese: McClotta was right before Bush, right?
2:07:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think it was Carter, but…
2:07:23
Testecleese: It must have been… it might be because Bush took office in 92?
2:07:26
Brian McFadden: It might be… Bush, bush… I don't know.
2:07:31
Testecleese: Walsh might have been in the 80s, actually. It's been so long, we'd have to do the math, and I don't… I've had enough drinks that I don't want to count back by 4.
2:07:39
Brian McFadden: I'm doing my ChatGBT thing.
2:07:41
Testecleese: Oh, there you go, let's use the interval.
2:07:43
Brian McFadden: Pay for it, I might as well use it.
2:07:45
Testecleese: Goodbye.
2:07:46
Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
2:07:48
Testecleese: I mean, we could figure out how many terms have been served since then, and do the math backwards, but yeah, the internet… you don't even need ChatGPT, you just.
2:07:55
Brian McFadden: Ronald Reagan! It was 87.
2:07:59
Brian McFadden: There'll be Ronald Reagan, And then George H.W. Bush, And then Obama… And then George W. Bush.
2:08:11
Brian McFadden: And that's when I got out.
2:08:13
Brian McFadden: Blue.
2:08:15
Testecleese: Who, why do the Republicans love Reagan so much?
2:08:21
Brian McFadden: Because he… he was, like… he…
2:08:24
Brian McFadden: United the party, and kind of brought conservatism to the Republican Party.
2:08:32
Testecleese: No, I understand the, what was it?
2:08:34
Testecleese: 9 most terrifying words in the English language are, we're from the government, we're here to help.
2:08:40
Testecleese: But he was the one who put it in the, National Firearms Act.
2:08:44
Testecleese: In 85, I believe.
2:08:47
Testecleese: He ended, he put into place no-fault divorce, which means a woman could just say, I'm done being married to this man, I'm gonna take half his shit and leave.
2:08:58
Testecleese: I don't know, I just… I…
2:09:01
Testecleese: think Reagan did a lot of things for the Republican Party that was undoable, unfixable, you know what I mean?
2:09:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the presidents when I was in the Navy were Ronald Reagan.
2:09:13
Brian McFadden: George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush. So I had one Democrat president, And… He wasn't…
2:09:25
Brian McFadden: what I would consider a modern Democrat, because he actually…
2:09:29
Brian McFadden: was fairly conservative by today's standards, but still.
2:09:33
Brian McFadden: Clinton, yes.
2:09:35
Testecleese: Yeah, he actually had a plan in place to, like, balance.
2:09:39
Brian McFadden: What's the budget for the federal government? Most states have that rule in place, but not the federal government.
2:09:45
Testecleese: Okay, so… how is this? We all write our congressmen saying, we demand a balanced budget, or you're voted out.
2:09:53
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:09:54
Testecleese: Then actually vote him out.
2:09:56
Brian McFadden: That'd be awesome.
2:09:57
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sick and tired of just an endless amount of money being spent, because that's the thing… here's the thing, is everyone… okay.
2:10:05
Testecleese: Taxes, Brian.
2:10:07
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:10:08
Testecleese: Why do we tax people?
2:10:11
Brian McFadden: They're getting paid for the federal government.
2:10:13
Testecleese: Bullshit.
2:10:16
Testecleese: That's what we're told. The federal government literally makes money As they need it.
2:10:22
Testecleese: That's what inflation is.
2:10:25
Testecleese: That's why we tax people, is to bring some of it back and keep inflation in check.
2:10:30
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:10:31
Testecleese: If we can literally just print money out, then why tax anyone?
2:10:38
Testecleese: If we want to pay for groceries, we can just print money, why not do that instead of taxing people?
2:10:43
Brian McFadden: Create inflation.
2:10:46
Testecleese: We're still doing it anyway! How many trillions of dollars were created under COVID? I think it was Obama, it might have been Biden.
2:10:56
Testecleese: I think it was Obama.
2:10:57
Testecleese: Passed something that… Made your savings account the same as your checking account.
2:11:04
Testecleese: Made it, liquid assets, whereas you're saying… which took away… it literally tripled the amount of money
2:11:13
Testecleese: in the pool of the United States. Overnight. Boom. And that's why you only get
2:11:20
Testecleese: 0.3% interest on your savings account now, instead of 3%.
2:11:24
Testecleese: Because remember, you used to be able to put money into an account, and let it sit there and grow money as long as you didn't take it out.
2:11:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:11:30
Testecleese: But you had access to it instantly if you needed it.
2:11:33
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:11:34
Testecleese: That's gone, I don't know, have you noticed?
2:11:36
Testecleese: Did you even bother keeping a savings account anymore?
2:11:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I have savings accounts.
2:11:41
Testecleese: Okay, so basically by that, you have a separate account where you hide money, versus trying to make money by sitting on it, because even the interest, even if it was 3% interest, it wouldn't keep up with inflation. You literally lose money by holding it.
2:11:55
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:11:56
Testecleese: Well, this is… Again, Brian, this is why I,
2:12:00
Testecleese: I've gotten to the point where I don't…
2:12:02
Testecleese: have any, quote, money? And yeah, I say I don't have a… I…
2:12:07
Testecleese: I keep somewhere around 20 grand.
2:12:10
Testecleese: In accounts, in case shit happens, you know what I mean?
2:12:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's good.
2:12:15
Testecleese: But all of my worth is in investments.
2:12:18
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's cool.
2:12:19
Testecleese: Because that goes up, but the value of cash goes down.
2:12:22
Brian McFadden: I hope to get there at some point, but I got some shit to deal with.
2:12:26
Testecleese: You will, you will, because you're gonna learn the same lesson I did the same way.
2:12:30
Testecleese: You really are.
2:12:32
Testecleese: What's crazy thing is, I mentioned to you before, I think, that, I finally told my brother how much money I was worth.
2:12:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he still didn't dial.
2:12:41
Testecleese: Well, you know, he was talking a bunch of shit about this and that, whatever, I was like, brother.
2:12:49
Testecleese: You know I'm worth $2.3 million?
2:12:52
Testecleese: And he's like, oh, bullshit. And I was like, well, I don't know, he…
2:12:56
Testecleese: let's have a look at my portfolio. He's like, you have a portfolio? He's like, well, yeah, I have, like, a thousand acres of land.
2:13:02
Testecleese: I own a bunch of stocks.
2:13:04
Testecleese: And recently, he called me up, Asking to borrow money.
2:13:13
Testecleese: And I was like, I'm not gonna lend you money.
2:13:16
Testecleese: And he's like, what is it? Because I'll never get it back. I know as a fact I'll never get it back. He's like, oh, what makes you say that? He's like, because you literally have told me more than once you're a socialist. You vote for Bernie Sanders, you think you're entitled to…
2:13:27
Testecleese: what I did, because I… He has traveled more than I did, and I…
2:13:33
Testecleese: Spent 7 years in the Navy.
2:13:36
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:13:36
Testecleese: And he's been to more… as many countries as I have, maybe more.
2:13:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:13:42
Testecleese: He's been to the town my family came from in England before they got on the Mayflower. Actually, check this out, my last name is the name of the town that we came from.
2:13:53
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:13:54
Testecleese: Because it was, like, Jacob of, whatever, was the name of the town, and it became his name.
2:14:00
Testecleese: And after, you know, he cussed me out for, like, 10 minutes. He never asked me
2:14:05
Testecleese: Instead of borrow, have it.
2:14:08
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:14:09
Testecleese: Had he asked… actually asked me for $10,000, I would have given it to him.
2:14:13
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:14:14
Testecleese: But he insisted he was gonna pay me back, and I was like, no, you won't, I know you won't.
2:14:18
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:14:19
Testecleese: All he had to do is, like, hey man, I need 10 grand to whatever.
2:14:23
Testecleese: But he wouldn't do it, and I was like, why don't you go talk to our father, who…
2:14:28
Testecleese: Do you come on.
2:14:29
Testecleese: Yeah, who took a whole bunch of my money when I bought his house. Right. You know? And then he moved onto your property. I was like, why don't you ask him for some of this money?
2:14:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
2:14:41
Testecleese: And he told him the same thing. He's like, oh, I'll never see it again.
2:14:44
Testecleese: The father, though, honestly, I… I feel terrible saying, I'm not sure I'm ever gonna see my father again.
2:14:50
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
2:14:52
Testecleese: He's in his 70s.
2:14:54
Testecleese: He's been smoking for 50 years.
2:14:57
Testecleese: There's a good chance I don't see him again. Like, my mother's already dead, and she was younger.
2:15:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, my dad died at 82, he never smoked a day of life, and probably had, like, maybe 2 drinks his whole life, so…
2:15:09
Testecleese: 82, though, is an acceptable age, and so isn't 72, honestly, right?
2:15:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:15:16
Testecleese: But then you add in this other stuff, and it just…
2:15:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:15:19
Testecleese: And I feel terrible, because I think my granddaughter… my daughters, rather, may never…
2:15:24
Testecleese: see their grandfather again, because he's all the way up in fucking Vermont, and…
2:15:29
Brian McFadden: Another way you're gonna see them is if you actually make a trip up there to hang out with them.
2:15:34
Testecleese: Yeah, I invited him down here for the 4th of July, and… I got 2 RSVPs.
2:15:40
Testecleese: When I sent this out to everyone I know, and everyone my wife knows. I got 2 RSVPs. You were one.
2:15:47
Brian McFadden: Hell.
2:15:48
Testecleese: DRock was the other, and they were both, oh man, I'm sorry, I can't make it.
2:15:53
Testecleese: Not a single other person, hundreds of people, I was like, what?
2:15:57
Brian McFadden: I would love to be there, I would, you know.
2:15:59
Testecleese: I know, but it's something the wife and I brought up, was like, this is our way to say no next time people demand we come see them.
2:16:05
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:16:06
Testecleese: They always want us to drive 800 miles to see them, but they won't come see me.
2:16:10
Testecleese: I'm involved.
2:16:11
Brian McFadden: Come to see you! You didn't!
2:16:13
Testecleese: I did! You do several hours out of your way just because, like, I have.
2:16:17
Brian McFadden: Almost ran out of gas! Wow. On my own stupidity!
2:16:23
Testecleese: Yeah!
2:16:24
Brian McFadden: Hahaha!
2:16:25
Testecleese: You had no idea it was gonna be, like, 80 miles before there was a.
2:16:28
Brian McFadden: It was more than 80 miles!
2:16:36
Testecleese: I remember getting the text, it was like, I'm out of gas, what am I gonna do? And I'm like, there's a gas station up in wherever, it's on the right side.
2:16:47
Brian McFadden: I was almost… if I ran out of gas, I was just gonna go up knocking on people's houses, you know?
2:16:52
Testecleese: Gas cam, and I was like, I… I was not prepared.
2:16:54
Brian McFadden: I'm sure they've had it happen to them before in those houses on that stretch.
2:17:00
Testecleese: The problem is she's not gonna random door in the dark out here in the.
2:17:03
Brian McFadden: No, it was, it was daylight, though. It was daylight.
2:17:06
Testecleese: That's right, that's right, this is.
2:17:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah, Sunday afternoon.
2:17:09
Testecleese: Yeah, we skipped church that day, because we drank too much on Saturday, then we went out for, like, a late breakfast.
2:17:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:17:17
Brian McFadden: And if I would have been smart, I would have got gas where we got breakfast, you know, down in the town.
2:17:23
Testecleese: Well, had I thought of it, I would have said something, but I didn't realize you were.
2:17:26
Testecleese: Didn't have a full tank when you turned left.
2:17:28
Brian McFadden: That's out of my driveway. I will never make that mistake again when I come to visit you. And I plan on coming to visit again sometime, you know?
2:17:38
Testecleese: I remember watching you turn left out, and I was like, he has no idea how far it is before there's anything. I was like, there's like…
2:17:44
Brian McFadden: That's the way the GPS took me, you know?
2:17:47
Testecleese: Nowhere else to go! There's no turn-offs on the road!
2:17:52
Brian McFadden: I don't have cell service on that road!
2:17:56
Testecleese: I know!
2:17:58
Testecleese: Coach Washington Forest between West Virginia and Virginia, too. I must have gone 3 hours without cell signal.
2:18:04
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, yeah.
2:18:06
Testecleese: I was like, if shit happens out here, we're just gonna die, you know?
2:18:09
Brian McFadden: Well, you had the satellite texting service, you know, as an emergency, but that's it.
2:18:15
Testecleese: $40 is a friggin' message, right?
2:18:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's like, I don't…
2:18:21
Testecleese: Actually, you know what's funny is this is why I keep a thermal blanket, a flare gun, all of this shit, emergency medical kit.
2:18:30
Testecleese: Everything, basically, except for an AED, I keep in both of our vehicles.
2:18:34
Brian McFadden: cycles.
2:18:35
Testecleese: Well, because you might be… 2 hours.
2:18:38
Brian McFadden: Dude!
2:18:39
Testecleese: from civilization. And if shit happens, you either die or you handle it now. Like, I even have the blankets you wrap over yourself in a forest fire to let the fire burn over you.
2:18:49
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:18:50
Testecleese: Because shit happens, right?
2:18:52
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it does, yeah. You're in the middle of a forest, so…
2:18:55
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm about to set off incredibly explosive fireworks.
2:18:59
Brian McFadden: That'd be awesome. Make videos!
2:19:01
Brian McFadden: Have Tina, have Tina record it.
2:19:04
Testecleese: Maybe, maybe. But while it's insanely hot, And the fire… forest fire…
2:19:11
Brian McFadden: The danger is way high. Oh, dang.
2:19:14
Testecleese: Yeah, so I'm like, I'm not sure if we should do this. Then I read what it says, they explode, like, 300 feet up.
2:19:21
Testecleese: I was like, the average tree is, like, 100 feet around here, anyway.
2:19:26
Testecleese: Like, there's no way it's gonna fall 200 feet, it's still like this tree's on fire, especially if I fired straight up and not over… Thing is, if I fired it at an angle, it might…
2:19:35
Testecleese: have more of a chance of not causing a fire, because it's gonna land over the valley, you know what I mean?
2:19:40
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:19:42
Testecleese: Alright, oh yeah, I don't give a shit about that.
2:19:46
Testecleese: Oh, transgender Democrat activist. Turns out this isn't just an activist. This person works for a transvestite congressman.
2:19:57
Brian McFadden: Oak.
2:19:57
Testecleese: I know. Transvestite, not transgender. Difference, right?
2:20:02
Testecleese: Yep. For example, RuPaul is a transvestite, not a transgender. RuPaul's still a dude, right?
2:20:09
Brian McFadden: Huh?
2:20:09
Testecleese: A gay man lets you dress up and do the women thing.
2:20:12
Brian McFadden: Making a ton of money doing that.
2:20:15
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, RuPaul's Drag Race is huge. And, hey, Virginia is a big deal. You ever go to one of these,
2:20:23
Testecleese: drag shows.
2:20:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah, -oh.
2:20:25
Testecleese: It's entertaining, let's be real.
2:20:28
Brian McFadden: As an adult.
2:20:28
Testecleese: entertaining.
2:20:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:20:30
Testecleese: But this is an adult who can…
2:20:32
Testecleese: Tongue-in-cheek it, and oh, it was fun, instead of teaching my kids, right?
2:20:36
Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
2:20:37
Testecleese: But anyway, this Dem activist, transgender, works for a transvestite that's in Congress, said that you should go out and kill your local Republican.
2:20:47
Brian McFadden: Wow.
2:20:48
Testecleese: Yeah, I wonder how Charlie Kirk got shot.
2:20:52
Brian McFadden: For that kind of thinking.
2:20:53
Testecleese: Yeah, Tyler Robinson, isn't… wasn't he dating a… transferee or something? Or was he trans-dating a furry? I don't remember.
2:21:01
Brian McFadden: I don't remember exactly… he was doing one of those.
2:21:06
Testecleese: I know his lover.
2:21:08
Testecleese: Was a furry. Might have been trans, too.
2:21:11
Testecleese: By the way, furry, for anyone who doesn't know, is someone who likes to dress up and pretend like they're a fucking animal.
2:21:17
Testecleese: Usually, not even a real animal, a cartoonish animal.
2:21:22
Testecleese: So…
2:21:23
Testecleese: Yeah. These people were supposed to take seriously. And you know what we should, because apparently they'll fucking kill you.
2:21:30
Testecleese: Yeah. For not agreeing with their lifestyle, which is funny, because this guy didn't agree with… Charlie Kirk's lifestyle.
2:21:38
Brian McFadden: That's why I killed him.
2:21:39
Testecleese: Yo, you… But I don't agree with their lifestyle. Does that make it okay for me to kill them?
2:21:45
Brian McFadden: No.
2:21:46
Testecleese: No! And that's the problem. This is the real issue I have, is everyone… I hear every one of these Republicans, anyway, say, if it comes down to a civil war, the Democrats are afraid of fucking guns. No, they're fucking not!
2:21:56
Testecleese: They're shooting at Trump, they're killing… they shot… who was the baseball game?
2:22:03
Brian McFadden: Oh, the Republicans. It was the congressional baseball game.
2:22:07
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:22:07
Brian McFadden: That was in the 80s!
2:22:09
Testecleese: No, this was way more recent. He's still… he's still in office in a wheelchair.
2:22:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah, 80s, 90s, I was still in the… I was still in the…
2:22:18
Testecleese: This one is.
2:22:19
Brian McFadden: And this was…
2:22:19
Testecleese: when Rand Paul was still in office, when Rand Paul got attacked by his neighbor while mowing his lawn.
2:22:25
Brian McFadden: I'm gonna look it up right now.
2:22:28
Testecleese: I could have sworn this congressional baseball game shooting was way more recent than the 80s.
2:22:31
Brian McFadden: No, I was in the Navy when it happened. I was in D.C. when it happened.
2:22:36
Testecleese: Was it more than once, then? Because I could have sworn it was, like, the 20-teens, 2020s.
2:22:41
Testecleese: But yeah, it… I can list example after example, and then.
2:22:48
Brian McFadden: 2017.
2:22:50
Brian McFadden: 2017. 2017!
2:22:52
Testecleese: There we go, not the.
2:22:53
Brian McFadden: That was after I was in the Navy. I've been out 10 years. Damn, I've got this all fucked up.
2:22:59
Testecleese: Yeah, this was very recent, wasn't it? Less than a decade ago.
2:23:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:23:04
Brian McFadden: The…
2:23:05
Testecleese: We were doing the show?
2:23:06
Testecleese: What's happened?
2:23:07
Brian McFadden: Yep, that means for you. Yeah, Steve Solis. He's in a lot.
2:23:10
Testecleese: That's right, I wanted to say Scully, I was like, no, he's a fucking…
2:23:13
Brian McFadden: It was the majority whip who was critically injured.
2:23:17
Testecleese: Yeah, he's in a wheelchair, right?
2:23:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:23:21
Testecleese: But then you ask the Democrats, well, what are the Republicans about? And they bring up J6, and then you show them the videos of them being literally escorted into the building by the police.
2:23:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:23:31
Testecleese: They're like, well, that didn't happen. I was like, well, here's the video.
2:23:33
Testecleese: Here's the… here's the cop saying that he's like, I disagree with what you're doing, but I 100% support your right to do it.
2:23:40
Testecleese: These people should serve more time in prison than the people actually picking up guns. So, okay, Republicans own more guns, they're more skilled with them, they refuse to shoot people.
2:23:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:23:51
Testecleese: And you know what? I think this is a good thing.
2:23:54
Testecleese: Just like I bring up all the time.
2:23:58
Testecleese: Republicans think guns are for hunting and self-defense?
2:24:01
Testecleese: Because that's what they use them for.
2:24:03
Testecleese: Democrats think our guns are for murder and destruction, because that's what they use them for.
2:24:12
Testecleese: And the thing is, it's… I don't know if it's the, quote, Democrats that are picking up, buying these guns, or if it's these crazy socialists that call themselves Democrats, because they're not Democrats, and you know that.
2:24:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah, no.
2:24:26
Testecleese: You have any idea who Paula Reid is?
2:24:29
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:24:30
Testecleese: Neither do I. I guess you, some CNN reporter, left, went to MSNow, because Paramount bought CNN.
2:24:36
Brian McFadden: And she's all worried about losing her job.
2:24:39
Testecleese: Oh, she's worried about being fired versus being told she's not allowed to lie?
2:24:42
Brian McFadden: Well, no, she… yeah, she's more worried about, having the CBS person, the new CBS person in charge of news.
2:24:50
Brian McFadden: and over.
2:24:52
Testecleese: Barry Weiss.
2:24:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah, taking over CNN, so she got the hell out of Dodge, and went and… Probably making less money.
2:25:03
Testecleese: Dwayne Johnson's been called the coward by a whole bunch of the Hollywood.
2:25:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:25:09
Testecleese: Because he refuses to weigh in politically.
2:25:11
Testecleese: And,
2:25:12
Brian McFadden: I disagree with that.
2:25:14
Testecleese: What do you… oh, oh, for being a coward for it?
2:25:17
Brian McFadden: No, I mean… He shouldn't have to weigh in politically if he doesn't want to, because…
2:25:23
Brian McFadden: Michael Jordan never did.
2:25:25
Testecleese: Quality.
2:25:26
Brian McFadden: someone…
2:25:27
Testecleese: Republicans watch movies too, right?
2:25:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:25:30
Brian McFadden: Exactly. We've had this conversation on the show many times, you know?
2:25:34
Testecleese: Yep. Usually referring to Jordan.
2:25:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:25:37
Testecleese: But at first, when you sent the link to me, I was like, Republicans watch movies too, and you're like, oh, yep, actually.
2:25:44
Brian McFadden: They do.
2:25:45
Testecleese: Giant fear of mouth.
2:25:46
Brian McFadden: Super Bowl came up.
2:25:49
Testecleese: And she said, fuck all of you! Do these folks know that Trump won?
2:25:54
Testecleese: not just the Electoral College, but the majority vote.
2:25:58
Testecleese: I don't you mean?
2:25:59
Brian McFadden: I do.
2:25:59
Testecleese: Which means, literally, more people disagree with you than agree with you. So you literally told more than half the population, don't come see my movie.
2:26:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:26:09
Testecleese: Then she's upset they didn't come see her movie. It's like, do you want me to believe you or not?
2:26:14
Testecleese: Does no mean no or not?
2:26:18
Testecleese: This is… this is the question, because I was told, no means no, no matter what, boom, end of it. Don't even ask the second question, because then you're a sexual abuser, right?
2:26:26
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:26:28
Testecleese: So I'm supposed to take you at your word, but now it's like, no… and I've seen it on YouTube a lot. These women are like, why didn't… when I said no, why didn't he, like, try harder? It's like, because you would call him a fucking sexual pervert, and you would have him arrested, or blast him on Instagram. Right. You know what I mean? Why would he risk that?
2:26:45
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
2:26:46
Testecleese: You'll go find someone who doesn't want to pull this bullshit and play these games.
2:26:51
Testecleese: I don't know if you know who Andrew Wilson is, he's a big deal now on YouTube.
2:26:56
Testecleese: The funny thing is, he's a… a linesman, and not football.
2:27:01
Testecleese: Like, electricity.
2:27:03
Testecleese: Like, the high-tension power lines and the big towers.
2:27:07
Testecleese: And he… he… oh man, he goes on, he just rips people apart for their arguments, it's hilarious. But his now wife…
2:27:15
Testecleese: This brought the story how she got upset with them when they were dating, and she got angry and threw something at him.
2:27:22
Testecleese: And he just got up, walked the door, and said.
2:27:25
Testecleese: I'm not putting up with this bullshit.
2:27:27
Testecleese: If you wanna… if you decide that you're not gonna do this anymore, give me a call and we could try again. But I'm not gonna have you throwing things at me and trying to hurt me.
2:27:36
Testecleese: And…
2:27:37
Testecleese: She's like, he left? I was pissed for, like, 2 days! Then she sat down one day and said.
2:27:43
Testecleese: Oh, shit, am I the girl who throws things? You know?
2:27:50
Testecleese: Quick bring-up, I just want to say, we talk a lot of trash… oh, wait a minute. Oh!
2:27:56
Testecleese: Yeah, what's up? This is a different thing altogether. What's up with this, the Attorney General in Louisiana being brought up
2:28:04
Testecleese: On charges, for basically saying, do your job or you're gonna get fired.
2:28:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:28:13
Testecleese: I… I don't know what's gonna happen, honestly, but it seems like she's like, hey, do your jobs, or I'm gonna fire you and replace you with someone else in her… under her.
2:28:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah, New Orleans grand jury indicted Republican Louisiana Attorney General, blah blah blah.
2:28:29
Brian McFadden: For on charges of intimidation and malfeasance.
2:28:35
Testecleese: So I felt bad when you said, do your job or you're gonna lose it.
2:28:40
Testecleese: Is the argument, and that's a criminal charge.
2:28:43
Brian McFadden: We're Louisiana's first female Attorney General.
2:28:47
Testecleese: Oh, she should bring that up.
2:28:49
Brian McFadden: You know?
2:28:50
Testecleese: she should bring that up in the courtroom and watch… watch Louisiana and say, that doesn't matter! Like, okay, well then I don't give a shit about your first transgender in Congress, I don't give a shit about your first Gen Z Congress, I don't give a shit about your first woman congressman in Hawaii. Okay?
2:29:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:29:06
Testecleese: If it doesn't matter here.
2:29:10
Testecleese: And I just want to bring up the Democrat… not the Democrats, the Republicans are pretty fucking stupid, too.
2:29:16
Brian McFadden: Kind of do.
2:29:16
Testecleese: Do better in general.
2:29:18
Testecleese: Shoot, this is an.
2:29:20
Brian McFadden: We need to wrap this up soon.
2:29:22
Testecleese: I know, I know, I know. But anyway, one… there we go, GOP official charge and hit and run.
2:29:29
Testecleese: Yeah. She was the New Mexico, treasurer.
2:29:36
Testecleese: Involved in a fatal car collision, she fled the scene.
2:29:41
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
2:29:43
Testecleese: Oh, she's fucked.
2:29:44
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
2:29:45
Testecleese: That's not just the end of her career, that's prison time. Oh, yeah. She's done.
2:29:50
Brian McFadden: No.
2:29:51
Testecleese: I'm not sure it was the second reconciliation, but they want to do another big, beautiful bill.
2:29:57
Testecleese: Ugh.
2:29:58
Brian McFadden: Big Bettifills do never work. They're never… they're never that beautiful.
2:30:04
Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's because no one can agree, that's why they…
2:30:07
Testecleese: That's why the government shuts down every year, you know what I mean?
2:30:11
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:30:15
Testecleese: Anything else in the… anything else that you want to talk about it? Oh!
2:30:19
Testecleese: the… the Dan Sullivan, this… this is something that got me about the Republicans. Where is this?
2:30:26
Testecleese: Alaska.
2:30:30
Testecleese: Alaska.
2:30:30
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, because there's two Dan Sullivans on the Republican ticket. The incumbent, and a guy with the same name.
2:30:40
Testecleese: And they tried to tell him he couldn't run for office because he has the same name.
2:30:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and he was running a… he was trying to split the ticket.
2:30:50
Testecleese: I… okay. Okay, even if that's what you're trying to do, you can't tell me I can't run for office, because I have the same name as the other guy.
2:30:58
Testecleese: I mean, come on, right?
2:31:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:31:02
Testecleese: It just seems fucking crazy to me. Anything else that you want to talk about?
2:31:06
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:31:07
Testecleese: Alright.
2:31:09
Testecleese: Ugh.
2:31:11
Testecleese: I tried to keep this one short. We just can't seem to do it, because political season's ramping up for midterms, huh?
2:31:17
Audio shared by Testecleese: Yup. Let's go.
2:31:19
Testecleese: Pinch this one off, bro.