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Episode 248: Flurped (Lions in Missionary) ft. Ian Oakes · Not That Serious

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  I'll see those eyes before a minute. A couple of times you're about to
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  get in trouble. It's it's an ejaculation. Soon come soon, Come come
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  more ways than one. And mind you, Tomo and Pumba was in the
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  bushes watching like with with fucking with fucking fucking crickets and worms in their mouth
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  like and they over there mad. It's talking about slimy. It's satisfying.
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  That's what the pussy was like. Dude. It was a double on tandry.
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  Good. What the fuck are we hilarious recording right now? Yes?
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  Oh yeah, no, we're recording right now. Huh yeah, we're just
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  going man, I listen. I just want to talk about Hownledge was getting
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  uh missionary fucked by Simba and the Lion King. We can get into that.
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  I played the theme music, but I really want to get into that.
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  We cannot play that theme music. I was playing like real quick and
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  smash you can hear it. Yeah, So the dynamics of the Missionary.
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  I feel like that's the first instance it was groundbreaking at the time because you
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  got the musical aspects of the Lion King. You know, I'm saying,
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  uh, what's what's the what's the bull name the black dude that was singing
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  the songs but never got the credit people person, no what I played?
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  Oh yeah, Jason Weaver, Jason Weaver, you know Jason Weaver's big break,
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  you know John Jonathan Taylor Thomas playing you know what I'm saying. And
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  then Jameson Jones a blockbusted cast Whoopie Goldberg and I just can't help but fuck
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  all that. And that's the first instances of lions having missionary sex profound because
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  you can't get that moment doggy style how many ship that's true? I mean
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  you could have her look back, but she don't have to visual her open
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  and vulnerable with the paws up. This is an active submission m m.
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  And like she had her paws up and her neck crane like she was just
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  she was like, oh, we're really about to do this. She's like
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  that was the line move of like we know when you win a chick,
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  and then like she acts like she faced sleep you trying to pull the penny
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  down and her hips like that, but then the magically her hips raised up
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  like this, you don't let me this fucking pussy while you sleeping. Let's
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  go stop acting like you sleep. You don't know what the about the You
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  ain't never seen a hip raised lamont. No, it's your wording that makes
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  it crazy. Is it crazy? Meet while you sleep is crazy? You
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  made that sound crazy. She made it like, stop playing like you sleep,
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  like like you know what was about to go down? Like so I
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  act like you don't know what's happening. You want this, I want this.
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  Let's stop fronting and get to the let's get the ramming. Don't be
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  all this, give me this rig of morole, like me, what's this?
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  Stop and then raising your hips? Did you want me to take your
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  packs involved? Yep? No, you see you're turning into a thing.
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  You're trying to get me clipped and clipped out here. I'm not Nope,
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  Nope, because you're not gonna act like you've never been in that situation.
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  I didn't say you're almost sleep, say Virgin's he just went on a swinger.
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  Screws. He was just stay watching him, saying my mom was just
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  washing in the closet, dresses Miles morallies jagging off his cut, just just
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  dicking balls out over. There's a stance he just he just look like a
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  red Blue and Tan Spider Man. That looks like it hurts, but it
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  might feel good. I hope to find out one day when it comes he's
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  back. That ass up. Wow, have you seen my may you see
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  what he broke? Character? Yeah, about to be somebody's as. That
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  wasn't believable to me. It wasn't believable because he was liked like, shut
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  up, nigga, shut shut up my own like that. No, you
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  can't be that timing the snap back into I'm getting to the bag, Michael.
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  Don't worry about he takes back. Don't worry about what I'm sucking around
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  and find out fu nigga. I wonder if banks for the Rosy fella did
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  she because that is a two weeks I think it's it's over now. I
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  still see it on my timeline. I've seen like one today to only the
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  strong survive. Pinky Doll's biggest supporter was was yeah, rescued peace mc nice
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  pivoting. Yeah, but Timberland was on there. It's spending. He was
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  just supporting black business. He was tricky. He wasn't sitting, he wasn't
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  rose. He was like the fifty dollars gallons Neptune he was in the ones
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  that put the filter on the face diamonds and ship sitting Uranus as a hint
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  Uranus was like thirty of them in a row. He was like, this
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  is I think it was smashed. I think it was smashing that screen like
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  it was an NPC nigga trying to see some bull bipes. His accountant was
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  hitting him up, like Dad, Like I see him thirty thousand dollars jars
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  for TikTok? Yeah, that was me. What are you doing, tim
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  I know you could buy things on there, Timbo, Timbo, what's going
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  on? But seeing a lot of crazy activity here, I don't know,
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  man, I see a fifty thousand dollars charge for TikTok. Yeah, that's
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  crazy. Yep. But but back to the Missionary But I think what do
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  we don Oh well, what were We're not that serious podcast? Greatest podcast
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  in the world talking about lines and missionary boom topic mission missionary lines, lines
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  of missionaries, lions and missionary lines in missionary Okay, that's the name of
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  it. Can we make that doesn't have to be? It should be.
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  I know the cover is just gonna be heard of the Okay, yeah,
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  you feel love tonight. Okay, laugh, that is what happened when Michael
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  Drake's alcohol it gets real. Unhire, give that lie in the boozy.
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  Okay, obviously Mike is here. Ye. Disney was really grooming us with
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  that. Some people became first. It was like they was trying to tell
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  us it was just groom. He was just looking her pussy double like sims
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  like simbols, just clearing. I know he's eating her ass. I know,
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  a fucking rim job when I see one w Disney, Walter, they
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  just they cleaning each other that way. No no, no, no,
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  no, no, no, no no no, he was onto something.
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  That's Walter. Disney was a freak. I never my eyes never rolled back
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  to the back of my head when I'm getting a bath. There's a lot
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  of freaky shit in Disney. Oh. Remember they had a whole bunch of
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  conspiracies about that, talking about this we did. It's been a while.
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  I was looking for in the New Mermaid mood I was looking for when they
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  showed the up, looking for Dick. I don't they include that? I
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  was like, they're gonna do that. They do that the deep cut for
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  the real Beatings, Easter Egg for the real for the real beatings, real
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  deep. I'm they're gonna put that. I castle it was only like the
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  little appreciation. Why there was who knows it was a priest that had to
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  appreciate the bower. Yeah, I say, like mermaidid Caper or whatever.
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  It was bullshit what they were doing. They were foreshadowing. No, that
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  was long the thing before right, right, that's true. That might be
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  trauma coming out right exactly, all trauma dumping to all the me I can
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  only draw prints with bowers, I think, my no, no, no,
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  never, what was it called? That wasn't what's it called? Super
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  bad? He can only possessed by some sort of dick. Only draw big
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  hair that show that movie is gold. I'm sorry. Yeah, Adam used
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  to do that. Draw dicks, Draw dicks. Anytime it's snow, you
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  just draw a big ass dick on the back of your car. So when
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  it melted, it when it melted, Now you got a fucking smudge dick
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  on the back. Playing the long game. I like it, but that
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  he was drawing him everywhere. He was making them into characters, all different
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  types. We created the fucking Japanese take man with a dick, a dick
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  person Dick had a brickcase the therapy. Yeah, say you know how many
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  foods of shaped like dicks? Best best your name? And doesn't that movie
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  start with them sitting in the car talking about like what he's like? They
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  don't show Dick going in which concern And I completely understand that. I'm sorry,
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  we're gonna introduce like two seconds. But do you remember that that moment
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  you switch from like so softcore the hardcore? Yeah? Because I was first
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  introduced the softcore with like the HBO at night Cinemax And then when I first
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  saw one of them, got one of them dv didn't blank DVDs. Ye,
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  same, that's what happened. It was, And I was like,
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  whoa, right now this is evil. Now this is our VHS That wasn't
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  because my dad's VHS new wave hookers. Wow, she and you first time
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  I seen you talk or something like that, and I was like all that
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  ass with two first time I've seen come on? Like, what the fuck
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  is that? What's the way is that he's sick? What a mess?
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  Why is he putting glir on out? I have a fun story. Then
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  then years that come fun story years later he's like, oh I remember this
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  stuff. It's all coming back to me. I was talking to somebody about
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  this girl. I was like, actually had sex before I started jerking off.
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  Yeah me too, though, that was like you did that was a
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  weird like yeah weird, y'all are very weird. It's weird. Ask backwards
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  literally start dragging out twenty two? Well no, well his was like mine
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  is early, Like did you know that baby queue? Now you know that
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  I had no idea. I did not start masturbating until twenty two and I
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  am thirty, so they got eight years of masturbation making up for a line
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  of long time. My boy, my gut, wasn't that that was the
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  kind of tight though? Huh? Like I wish I had held it back
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  for a while. Yeah, because like more enjoyable. There's a there's an
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  art to it because now I know how to stroke my hand because I've been
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  in couci before, so like my hand really gets a good time out of
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  it. What I really slow rocket? You never do a slow beat.
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  Something depends on the video slow by slow by me. You never give yourself
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  a slow beat slow beat? Can you describe really making lovely? It's almost
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  r and bat Nor only I'm off that red pill caps red pill. Yeah,
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  please please please please please stop. You gotta run, you got you
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  gotta run your right hand, y'all, just hand you act with my right
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  hand. Thank you, thank you for this information. Y'all. Beat up
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  with y'all ever beat up with the off hand. Try to do something.
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  It takes you. It never works. It takes works for me because my
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  thing is like, who's this? Some one feel like a new bitch?
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  Who's this? I don't like, like, oh I got some new pussy.
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  But it's not the same. You couldn't plays with both hands. He's
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  like j Jalen Brown and beating She's like Jalen Brown with definitely. I used
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  to love when people go start pushing. I'm like, I've never done it
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  with this. It's like a mother like looking at tv AD. Can you
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  not masturbate correctly? Think of the hosprang yourself with the face no more,
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  try the beat saber. Actually that's what that's that's the two handed things.
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  No, no, no, I'm talking about that. I'm talking about the
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  fleshlight thing. Oh yeah, I see that. I wasn't you beating me
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  with two hands? Bro? Something? Somebody stressed up? I know,
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  I know you tried it once. Of course Kwan did it, of course
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  because he laughs, you being off both handed into the coy pond. Sometimes
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  it's it's it was more of like like not the hands movie. But you
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  said pelvic thrust. Yeah what because like you pipe both Mike, he went
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  like this, I think it's the rock allowed me to reintroduce myself. My
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  name is Kick. It's me. You're doing your dog star on the kitchen
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  table. My name is Meat and me to the ata like a pussy.
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  Please tell me what does this come story? The comes story name. My
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  name is Michael. This is my clumb story. Well, yeah, let's
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  just go. Keen is in the building, lamont a dtr waffle, MJ
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  intern baby cues in the house. And we have a special guest, long
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  time friend and supporter of the pod uh, good friend of Q, and
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  a new friend of us, the third Caucasian of NTS history. Yeah yeah,
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  that's three, like the number three full day full full full yeah,
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  full, yes, yes, yes, all right, so boy Ian in
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  the house. But the last one wasn't no use disregard. Yeah it's your
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  boy Ian, Q. We miss your bitch ass yep damn ye no,
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  yeah, no, he's completely correct. That's true, that's true. Hurry
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  back. Yes he's probably missing like the horniest start of this podcast yet.
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  Oh no, he's actually horny right now. I'm not going to explode zoom.
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  But look at the date at you you know what you did because that
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  drafting Kentucky, Florida. Where the clearly because he out here, he's out
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  here. You'll see, you'll see the video that of that's I'm about to
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  say the N word, but that little person playing basketball, Yeah, and
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  it was he was making he was Scott hooks from three cash, I got
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  you on the run. But he's straight money nigga. It's has money though
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  that you can put that shot on the cracker, dude, stay back,
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  sky hook from AS five one and the other players, the normal size players
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  came. You know, they're normally I think Mama and me. Look,
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  no, bro, he's just throwing this shit up. He's wak he's waving
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  from the clothes out spot and he's really a dwarf nigga. He got the
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  big button everything. I'm about to put that that cross, I'm about to
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  get that nigga. I Viking helmet in a fucking axe for the League of
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  leg A Droll literally Jesus Drow from the Lands of Errare on the slow motion
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  bro I'm about to burn together with a with a black maid and a paladin.
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  He's really strugging, splicking. I'm sorry, So this come yeah the
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  nut so yeah, like time, this is a young boy. I was
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  trying pre teen age, around the age where normal kids start mastering and whatever.
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  And I'm remember I was with my cousin. It was my cousin another
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  friend of he was just staying over at his crib and we were just chilling
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  talking. I don't know how the subject that masturbation came up and it turned
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  into like an ego thing, like y'all don't be beating all. Y'all't be
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  was like like, I'm beaten. I think it's all. It started with
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  like y'all not getting no, like y'are not fucking and then y'all not even
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  beating all, and it was like yeah, yeah, what do you mean?
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  Yeah I do. And then it was like all right, then what
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  does kum feel like? Oh? Like, is it hot or cold?
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  Is it I think? I was like it's cold. Let's see, it's
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  cold once you let it sit you let it sit in dry and it gets
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  crusty, and you freeze it like a popstick. Fifty fifty chance. Yeah,
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  I man, I exposed myself like, nigga, who are you doctor?
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  Freeze? Coming cold? Nigga over here? Would you rather be cold
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  or not? No? I rather I might be being a real great in
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  the summertime. What cool your hands down? That's stuff. I got my
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  own coolest. Any freeze, that's that's that is wild dude. But anyway,
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  any any any who, anyhow, we're going back to the days where
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  we just take thirty minutes and just talk about nothing and really don't get into
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  the pot. You can tell when we don't really have much to talk about
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  so long those episodes should be real obvious. They did not do any pre
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  production today. No, no, we didn't. We're gonna spend thirty minutes
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  talking about coming missionary from see my brisket, How that ship was like squirting?
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  Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah you said, never mind,
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  I don't. I don't. I don't want to hear about spraying brisket if
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  I don't get the taste of briskets. I sent it. Yeah you said
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  that, and it worked. About how many respond works good good, one
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  is good enough, one's better than none. And folks, we're back to
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  the twoy twenty three annuals slut Off when there has been new updates and I
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  am your boy. What was my name bend Over bend Over with my special
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  light skinned hosts. Yes, now we have new beat Off correspondent Dick.
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  I have a Dick Buckets Jersey. Nice that that's a person. Yeah,
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  it's a great fo. You're joking you made that Buckets the greatest linebacker.
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  His name is Buckets and he's a bear. Ye, hilarious. He's still
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  alive. He was the coach in Hang Time. Huh, the show Hang
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  Time. I remember that Anthony Anderson when he first I thought you might know
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  I think it Dick. He thought he was people too. Yeah. I
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  think he's like one of the greatest. He bear too, Yeah, was
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  drilling people. Yeah, yeah, he was drilling. He's really putting the
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  meat on that. Literally, one the greatest of all time. I think
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  it's awarded that the it was a college award. Mike doesn't follow college football.
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  I did, but I'm saying there's an award name what's the one named
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  for receivers? Yeah? But what were we talking about? That's funny.
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  Damn. We definitely got to the sports trivia that cold we were talking about
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  cold come and then nothing I don't think I talked about. And then the
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  slot off Yes, updates to the slot of sluts. Thought he made on
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  bucket and now my co host is very new and original. I've never had
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  before name Dick buckets here. Uh, we have a shocking development in the
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  slot off here. It looks like MJ. Don't call me Michael Jordan Johnson
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  here has taken a new brand strategy of displaying his cola skills to potential host.
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  Yes, they say that he's portrayed the meat in a fashion to resemble
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  the woman's sexual parts. So he's shown that in a double on tandry of
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  sorts, that he can please a woman u physically and uh diningly exactly exactly,
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  he'll please their mouth in two ways nutritionally. Yes, thank you,
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  Dick. He interested. He introduced the meat to two sets. Now what
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  he now? The interesting thing is if you do check his Instagram or Twitter
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  at MJ the second Shameless Blood, don't worry about it, you will see
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  that he has been smoking the meats, which is a very intentional process because
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  he has intentional ways of taking care of the woman. You see him smiling
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  with a million dollars smile as he's smoking the meat. You don't seem smile
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  as much as he when he's smoking. It's like a blood moon. You
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  never see it often, but when it's there, it's a nice surprise and
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  it's a big event. Now we had on the other spectrum about the slut
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  offs. Uh uh. Julian dj Elsi here has had a bit of a
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  slump because he's took he took to vacation and put his sledting talents below the
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  border to Mexico. They say, we don't really know what happens in Mexico
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  because sometimes it stays in Mexico, but we have to wait and see.
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  Now we have our our Mexican slut here uh to give us a debrief of
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  his trip. So how did it go? Julian, Oh, this is
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  where I'll talk about the trip. I did say slut and Mexico. Now,
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  I didn't do no sled down there. But it was fun. It
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  was great. Okay, was it all fun? Not? Was it all
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  all right? We'll get we'll get more serious now. So no. I
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  went to Cacoun the second time I went. I went earlier this summer too,
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  but this time I was actually on vacation. Last time I was just
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  for winning. So flying down to Cancoon, I'm out of Philly. All
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  my friends flew out of Nowork. So I'm on this flight by myself.
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  We're literally five ten minutes from landing. Right, I'm in the window seat.
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  There's two white women in my in my uh in my row as well.
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  I got my headphones on, chilling at this point in time, struggling
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  at this point out. This is this is important. I took my my
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  airpots out because they died on my beat solos. They don't have noise cancelation,
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  right, so I can kind of hear what's going on around me sitting
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  there chilling, and I feel like a splash like on my on my hand
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  and on my leg. So I I thought it was a child like that
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  through water, because it was there was kids on this flight, so I
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  thought like a kid like through water or something. So I didn't overreact.
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  I just kind of like look back. But then in in my row,
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  I noticed that the lady in the aisle is like completely hunched over, like
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  just hunched over one furthest from you from. Yes, she's in the aisle.
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  She's hunched over, and I'm just like, wow, she threw up
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  because I noticed when I felt the splash, I heard, Oh, I
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  was like, what the like, I didn't, I didn't know what it
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  was. But then when I saw her, I was like, she threw
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  up, and she threw up everywhere. It was bad because she didn't throw
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  over in her hands. But when you do that, it goes different directions.
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  So she threw up on It got on mist like a sprinkler. Yeah,
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  it got on the one of us, It got on the lady that
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  was next to her, and it got all over the floor right where she
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  was sitting. So the lady that was next in the middle of the seats,
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  she's trying to like she's scrambling, trying to get napkins and shit and
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  just cover it up. It starting to smell. At this point, this
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  all happened under thirty seconds. I just continue to look out the window because
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  if I looked over at this ship, I'm gonna throw up to I'm just
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  like, what if I looked at that ship, I was going to throw
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  up? Thankfully, it was only a little bit that got on me.
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  It wasn't a lot. I just like took my hoodie and I just was
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  like, just ill, just the whole it was so But what made it
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  work? You were the road I wanted. I'm on American. We're in
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  the road. That's the same road as the bathroom. Like she literally was
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  in the ale seat. She could have reached her hand out and opened the
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  bathroom door, that's how close she was. But I guess since we were
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  landing and the seatbelt sign was on, she didn't wait. We were that's
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  what. We're in the air still, but we were about to land.
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  So even the flight attendants were sitting down, don't have barth bag, don't
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  they still got the bags in like a little I don't think that. I
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  haven't seen those in the They have to keep those there. I didn't see
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  any. The lady was looking for him, she couldn't find them. Well,
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  then, bits, grab your book bag and no get up. Care
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  not if you know, if you're a grown ass adult and you know about
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  to throw up, don't throw up on the fucking plane. Get on the
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  bathroom. Take whatever risk it is going the bathroom throw up. I don't
• 28:04
  know where you're gonna go in a little bit, like he's not gonna explode
• 28:08
  it. Yeah, so that was fucking nasty, bro. So we're all
• 28:11
  getting out, we're all getting off the plane. Everybody has to step over
• 28:14
  just throw up. It fucking stinks. She's embarrassed. She's just sitting with
• 28:17
  her hands on her head for the rest of the flight until we land.
• 28:18
  I'm just like I felt bad because it got everywhere, like it was all
• 28:22
  over her. Like how much she was embarrassed. I'm like, whatever on
• 28:26
  vacations two things. If y'all still in the air, that she would be
• 28:33
  crazy. But that next flight, that smelled in cold, like I pray
• 28:41
  you step on a plane and it smells like fresh vomit. It was so
• 28:45
  disgusted. You think it was because she was hung it over, No,
• 28:48
  I think, well, just the turbulence. I think it was. Yeah.
• 28:52
  I think it was a little bit of turbulence. Like the flight was
• 28:52
  kind of it was windy when we were landing in cancoom So it wasn't turbulence.
• 28:56
  The flight was just it was just swang a lot. It was a
• 28:59
  lot of like jerky movement, kind of a lot of little kim shit.
• 29:03
  But it wasn't like, weren't like falling out the sky type shit. It
• 29:07
  was just a lot of that. And I think she she also ate right
• 29:11
  before that. They woke me up to eat, and I remember waking up.
• 29:15
  I was like, now I'm good, but they were both eating,
• 29:15
  so I think she threw up whatever she had. How long is that flight?
• 29:19
  It's like three and a half hours. The she eating a meal?
• 29:22
  Nah, she just a little snack. This a little cookie. Been in
• 29:29
  the fucking airport, got it. I don't know one of them. So
• 29:33
  Borrow Pizza is having to ports the best pizza. That's all Slice Michael Scott
• 29:42
  Slice. Yeah, so that's the first time somebody threw up when I was
• 29:47
  there. This happened two more times. So the trip herself was talk about
• 29:52
  because your tweet was yeah, so no, when she did it, I
• 29:55
  was like I might kill myself because I don't know. I don't know yet.
• 30:00
  I wasn't gonna give us but so I don't know. That was when
• 30:03
  I got there. So then the next day we were going to this place
• 30:07
  called like Explore Fuego Adventure or something like that. It's literally like a imagine
• 30:11
  an amusement park, but it's just like water ship, but like caves and
• 30:17
  like like outdoor shit like that is zip lining. So this is an eight
• 30:22
  hour excursion. It's from four pm to eleven eleven, and we got on
• 30:25
  a bus at eleven thirty, so it's all day. So I knew this.
• 30:29
  Half of us knew this. Is eleven of us there. Half of
• 30:32
  us knew this, and half of us or the people that were there,
• 30:34
  were like, I'm gonna just get fucked up before we go on this excursion,
• 30:37
  because fucking why not. We're on a resort. So we're getting on
• 30:41
  the bus and I can tell that at least four of these niggas that were
• 30:45
  getting on the bus were drunk as hell. I'm like this, Peter wasn't
• 30:49
  It wasn't, Peter, I'm not. Nope, Yeah that was drunk,
• 30:52
  but she was all right. So we get on this bus and I got
• 30:56
  I got yelling, screaming, Peter got his got a fucking uh bluetooth speaker
• 31:02
  blasting music. We're not the only niggas on on the shuttle. It's literally
• 31:04
  packed with other people. So we get on this ship and then one of
• 31:08
  my boys. We're on this ship from no more than five minutes, one
• 31:11
  of our boys starts throwing up on the James, why you throw up?
• 31:14
  Like that wasn't James. So it was in the bathroom. He runs in
• 31:18
  the bathroom and we're like, oh my god, we look terrible right now.
• 31:23
  Is it worse than uh fucking not, it's worse than best because that
• 31:32
  was bad. Yeah, we're at best for we were at a club where
• 31:33
  it's like, oh, people throwing up, everybody's drinking light. But no,
• 31:37
  we're on away to an excura in front of families, in front of
• 31:40
  kids and shit. So so they get him in the bathroom. They getting
• 31:45
  situated the lady who's like, there's like a lady on the bus and she
• 31:48
  was like, you know, translating everybody I had on family. She's saying,
• 31:51
  family, Hello, family, I'm gonna tell you're about the excursion.
• 31:52
  So she notices that something not right in the back of the bus. So
• 31:57
  she comes back. She's like, hey, guys, it's everything all right.
• 32:00
  We're like, yeah, everything, My boys in the bathroom throwing off
• 32:06
  his life. So she's like, you know what, this discursion is all
• 32:08
  day. So if you can't participate, they won't even allow you to come
• 32:12
  into the park. If you're little, if you can't, if you're drunk
• 32:14
  and you clearly can't participate, they won't let you enter. So we're all
• 32:17
  right, now, everybody's fine. Everybody's fine. Right, So he comes
• 32:20
  up the bathroom fucking damn never passed out. We're like, this is bad,
• 32:22
  right, So then we're all chilling. Right did that person make it
• 32:25
  in? We get there, but we're all chilling. I swear. We're
• 32:30
  about five minutes away from the place. My one boy's sitting in front of
• 32:34
  me. He's passed out, drunk, doesn't even wake up, just projectile
• 32:40
  vomit bro over the lady in front of him and all over and then oh
• 32:47
  no, just like like everybody shreams, oh God, Like bro, people
• 32:52
  are screaming. The lady like jumps up. She's like, bro, it
• 32:55
  was disgusting. It was fucking asked. It was worse than a lady on
• 33:00
  the plane. Obviously worse than a lady on the plane, because this went
• 33:04
  like this. I'm behind it. I could see it like up there.
• 33:09
  I'm like, oh my god. So I just put my towel over my
• 33:12
  head. At this point, I'm like, I'm not with these niggas.
• 33:14
  No more. These are not the people I got here with right mind you,
• 33:20
  Like I said we were, we were about to get off in five
• 33:22
  minutes. So he does that. We get off the bus. My one
• 33:25
  boy is just like literally like on like a rock that they have outside.
• 33:29
  He's just like passed out on the rock, and the ladies like well,
• 33:31
  and then we try to give them money to so they can clean up the
• 33:34
  bus and stuff. They were they were sick of us, bro, they
• 33:36
  were sick of us. So we walked to the entrance of this place and
• 33:38
  we're like, yo, we're here. I don't know how many of us
• 33:42
  can't participate or who's gonna do it, but we need to get ourselves together.
• 33:45
  We're trying to walk in this ship. My one boy who who threw
• 33:49
  up the first time, this man is completely laid down in the entrance,
• 33:54
  like people have to walk over him. It was just bad. So he
• 33:58
  didn't get in. They didn't. They say like you had to sit here,
• 34:00
  and then thankfully like somebody else was there. He couldn't participate anyway,
• 34:04
  he had He tore us Achilles, oh god as Achilles on the trip the
• 34:07
  week before playing football. Why was he was just walking around? He was
• 34:12
  walking because that hoop dream exactly bro like, he yeah, so he was
• 34:16
  able to walk. It was crazy, and the doctor was telling him like
• 34:20
  they didn't want him to sit too long until he didn't have car tissue build
• 34:22
  up because he had surgery today. It's a Monday, so he got surgery
• 34:27
  today. So they were like, it's good that he's walking around, just
• 34:28
  so, I don't know how he's a warrior. I don't know. So
• 34:31
  he ended up sitting with my boy the whole time. The nigga that projectile
• 34:35
  vomited soldier he threw up. He was like, I'm ready, I'm good.
• 34:38
  He was just sober for the rest of the day. It made no
• 34:40
  sense. He was he got it out, but it was he threw it
• 34:46
  up and he was fine. The other one threw up and was by the
• 34:50
  time I swear we've got out the park at eleven twenty, he was still
• 34:53
  sleep. He was drunk the whole day, damn. So he ain't throw
• 34:57
  up enough. Not much of a vacation eat because he couldn't go in the
• 35:00
  park, so there was no food where he was at. It was bad.
• 35:02
  He just stayed out there for the rest of the day, all eight
• 35:05
  hours and we didn't have it. We couldn't have our phones because everything is
• 35:07
  wet. Then there's no reception there either. Wait, like we didn't know,
• 35:12
  we didn't know where he was at. We just knew he was with
• 35:15
  the other person. That was it. So they just had to sit there.
• 35:19
  You sit out like there's like a there's like a lobby area where you
• 35:22
  check in to go to the place, like to go in. So we
• 35:25
  had to sit there. But eventually the lobby closed, so they had to
• 35:28
  go outside and sit like on the like they had like a seating area outside
• 35:31
  the park. There was no there's no ubers there, No, there was
• 35:38
  no other transportation back into them. They didn't. I mean they had certain
• 35:43
  they had some of our stuff. Yeah, it was it sat out there
• 35:46
  all bad beat day. But I will say the inside of the park was
• 35:50
  fun. I had a great weren't drunk. Yeah, we did that.
• 35:54
  We did jet skis ATVs. I did everything in Mexico in the third time.
• 36:01
  I was three. That was all three. Are you able to explain
• 36:05
  the rules of this trip? Oh? Yeah, when, because that's the
• 36:10
  reason why they showed up to that fucking excursion. There was rules. The
• 36:16
  rules listen to the rules rules lasted one day or something. The first day,
• 36:23
  after the second after like halfway through the first the second day, were
• 36:27
  like, nobody can do that anymore. Rule number one. If you ask
• 36:30
  what time so last day you need to be ready for an excursion, you
• 36:32
  must take two shots. You're like, all right, that's okay, horrible,
• 36:37
  let's just pay attention to what we're doing. Rule number two. If
• 36:40
  you're late for any excursion, pick up time. That's two motherfucking shots at
• 36:44
  set location or when we get back. Okay, okay, okay, not
• 36:50
  bad. Three if you get caught sleeping, you must wake that ass up
• 36:52
  and take three shots. Fuck, Mike would have been done. Yeah.
• 36:58
  Rule number four. If you refuse to take a shot, take a shot.
• 37:04
  So now that's two shots, two shots. That's three shots. Yeah,
• 37:07
  keep having going. Rule number five, cup check. If your cup
• 37:10
  is the fullest, chuck that shit cup checks the golden die. This sounds
• 37:19
  like some nonsense. It's it's just hazing, it's all. Rule number six,
• 37:23
  last person ready to are we rushing sigma pi rushing teak? What was
• 37:28
  that? Last one? Rule number six, last person to get ready to
• 37:30
  my fucking shots. That's fair, that's fair. Rule number seven, last
• 37:35
  person to wake up two shots off the wake up. Yeah, you gotta
• 37:38
  take a shot before rushing teeth off the wake up. This is the most
• 37:43
  interesting one. Rule number eight, first person to make friends with the white
• 37:45
  person on the resort needs to take five shots for being so friendly. Okay,
• 37:52
  okay, five shots? All right, so we were on that trip
• 37:57
  he was taking those five shots. Keenan. Yeah, excuse me for sure?
• 38:01
  No, you're pretty Keenan. Sure, Keenan, do you really think
• 38:09
  like no, it would be keenan. I hate white people. Lies.
• 38:15
  You'll be showing them clips of the TikTok like clips of the podcast, trying
• 38:20
  to invite them one. I mean, if there's somebody hell yeah the fuck?
• 38:25
  Oh listen clothes mouths don't get fed, talk about it. Rule number
• 38:30
  nine. If the words I'm drunk come out of your mouth, take a
• 38:34
  shot. Rule number ten. If you disappear, you must come back with
• 38:37
  shots for everyone that Anybody's like, Yo, where's that shot? I'm not
• 38:45
  coming back? Well, no, they gotta come back. Shots for everybody,
• 38:49
  for everybody. Here's the one that I think, that's the one.
• 38:52
  I got niggas in trouble and even even I forgot about the rules by the
• 38:55
  time I said this, shit, if you say it's hot, it's hot,
• 38:58
  it's fucking fuck it's hot. Take a shot in cool. I posted
• 39:01
  on my story how hot it was, and I had at least fifteen people
• 39:05
  reply and say take a shot. I said fuck you to everybody. I
• 39:08
  was not taking those shots. I was on a catamaran. It was hot
• 39:13
  as but the day before that's when everybody's getting sucked up, because everybody was
• 39:16
  like, it's hot, shot, shot, shot, it's hot. Twelve.
• 39:21
  If you get caught dancing golf beat, take shots until you find some
• 39:22
  rhythm. Oh, I would have been fucked. Yep, white people dancing
• 39:28
  the lyrics and not the beat. Mhm, it makes a lot of sense.
• 39:32
  Yeah, plays. I's also want to describe how white women dance,
• 39:37
  like the dance they just reached or something in the sky. Pretty much,
• 39:39
  they're just they're just feeling the middle of My mom has definitely done that in
• 39:44
  the air. You just feel the rhythm in the air. They're just grasping
• 39:47
  for it. Yeah, the babysit eagles take a shot. So yeah,
• 39:53
  to say everybody was sucked up at least some day I was sucked up the
• 39:55
  first day because I started drinking at the airport on the way to the resort.
• 40:00
  And then I got to resort, I was cooked. Was it all
• 40:02
  inclusive? Yeah, inclusive, but I was mixing. I was rinking.
• 40:05
  Jameson costum, he goes, oh my god, I didn't got dinner that
• 40:07
  night, or I tried to, and I came back to my room.
• 40:09
  I even tell my throw up. I got back to Damn. You had
• 40:13
  a cruise moment. Hell yeah, that ship was home. That was crazy.
• 40:17
  But actually though I was more drunk on the cruise for sure, at
• 40:21
  least you came to dinner for a little bit and then he left. Yeah
• 40:24
  I still got Oh that could be an album or because I still got that
• 40:27
  picture, you don't need it? And I was. It was a great
• 40:30
  trip man, great tripm. And then as soon as I got back Saturday
• 40:34
  night, everybody was confused by this. I got back Saturday night and I
• 40:36
  was out in Philly all that night because my boy Caution came back one of
• 40:38
  the tour with fifty cent and Jeremiah, who was in the city all night.
• 40:43
  Oh was he in Brooklyn? Yeah, oh yeah, that's my boy
• 40:47
  Caution. Nice shout out DJ caution he opened jeremiahs DJ. And then I
• 40:51
  think he doesn't set during fifty cents things too. But yeah, still shows.
• 40:57
  It's called the Last Lap and he's doing They just added more shows.
• 41:00
  They're doing ninety eight shows. I think they're pretty good. Yeah, I
• 41:05
  wish I would the whole production. Yeah, yeah, we got five to
• 41:07
  fifty one. But you said what I had a chance to go to the
• 41:10
  Philly one? But should I just dropped the ball? Which you mean I
• 41:15
  didn't ask in time? Okay, because I was like, oh, he
• 41:20
  didn't do something else in time? Yeah. He been like Beckham, you
• 41:22
  didn't give her the good old the banana. I had somebody tell me that
• 41:29
  fifty cent couldn't sell out shows anymore. I'm like, what are you talking
• 41:31
  about? Selling at everything they're going, he's selling it. And then it's
• 41:37
  the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop exactly. And then and then he sent me
• 41:40
  a post on answer and he was like, yeah I was wrong. Yeah
• 41:43
  you know who he is. Yeah, you were the international tours they're going
• 41:45
  to like exactly. But did you hear what happened? What he brought out
• 41:50
  Fat Joe? Where uh that in Camden, right, no Brooklyn or something
• 41:57
  like that, right, nobody fat Joe? What they had be for it?
• 42:00
  Yeah? I thought that was man. That should have been one of
• 42:04
  the questions on the Hip Hop Trivia Who happen with everybody? He brought somebody
• 42:08
  out? I know, but like was like, but I was pretty flir
• 42:12
  well now this whoa whoa time out? Time out? Time out? Did
• 42:16
  y'all just hear that? White ass fucking words? Where did you let it
• 42:21
  go? There was like three people talking at the same time. Ahead you
• 42:25
  just go ahead, go ahead, you always explain it. What did you
• 42:29
  just saying? I said, I was pretty flirpped, pretty flipped, fucked
• 42:35
  up? Dude? It is what it is? Is that? Is that
• 42:37
  all that means? Uh? Yeah, I was. I was drunk y
• 42:42
  clurps. That sounds like that was a white word. That was a very
• 42:47
  white word. I like the ritter, like the rider was created in a
• 42:52
  group a group of white guys. Sounds like some ammingion was it sounds like
• 42:58
  something? Actually kids was a man man man man, get flipped. I
• 43:08
  had a great time. Anybody else had an interested uh no little worthy anything
• 43:14
  to talk about. I went to New York six Yeah, I went six
• 43:17
  Flag for the first time, like ten years. You get rids, Yes,
• 43:21
  rids the cop No close, No, that's that's the only that's the
• 43:28
  I will not ride it. No, I don't ride that. No,
• 43:30
  I will not ride that. Almost that's two ninety degrees down. Yeah,
• 43:34
  I need like more of an angle, like that's the angles to a cute
• 43:37
  I get on Batman, got on Batman. Batman's done well, No,
• 43:44
  because the ship breaks down someone I thought it was. I don't know Batman.
• 43:46
  Every time I go Batman, know what I'm saying. I thought it
• 43:50
  was doing. But it breaks down like all the fun. So I did
• 43:52
  the Batman, I did Joker, Medusa, Superman, still there, Superman,
• 43:58
  Superman still there, Green Lantern. How did you feel like to get
• 44:00
  off? Bro? Nitro? So I've realized that, Wait did you do
• 44:07
  Nitro? So we was gonna do Nitro? But the part closed to nine
• 44:09
  and we have, Yeah, closed to nine because we went yesterday on Sunday.
• 44:15
  That makes sense. Bro, After a day of six Flags, I'm
• 44:19
  like, my body can't handle this no more. Did you walk home?
• 44:22
  No? I drove. Don't walk home from six flies. Bro takes approximately
• 44:29
  what sixteen hours? He was being generous with that good but yeah, no,
• 44:35
  that's that ship. My body was done on top of a possible crossfade.
• 44:40
  My head was killing me. Idea it was. It didn't mix.
• 44:45
  No, didn't mix at all. I didn't mix at all. You were
• 44:49
  drunk and high getting on right thirty years old? Are you? Then we're
• 44:55
  foolish man. I mean I still gotten on him because you know money,
• 44:59
  he was right, it's a nine hour walk, so he could took ten
• 45:01
  hours. Yeah, that's stupid, crazy, crazy, what a story context?
• 45:07
  Somebody they know walked from six Flags to a legend after work, after
• 45:15
  work working at six flax shout out, they have a shuttle back on the
• 45:19
  show they had shut I know there was like, So what happened is he's
• 45:22
  like a bus to Trenton. Yeah. I think either he got there and
• 45:28
  got fired, or he got there and he wasn't on the schedule and didn't
• 45:31
  have a ride back. Either way, he wasn't there for a long time.
• 45:36
  So when the shuttle dropped him of if there wasn't another one coming for
• 45:37
  who knows how long. But why wouldn't you just wait for the shuttle nine
• 45:45
  hour walk or just wait for those listening. This is before Ubers, before
• 45:47
  lived, those didn't exist. Yes, it was like this is like two
• 45:50
  thousand and nine. Call a cat. That was my first job. He
• 45:53
  worked at six Flags. I would have stayed at the park, were just
• 45:57
  waiting for the shuttle exactly, unless he got fired. I would still staying
• 46:01
  even if five stayed at the part. I think he must have got fired
• 46:06
  and said, Yo, you can't If you get fired, that means you
• 46:07
  can't even be on the grounds anymore. I'll just hide behind a bush or
• 46:10
  something. I don't Donald's down the street until it's time for the next He
• 46:15
  probably wasn't even thinking, well, he had ten hours and think about that
• 46:19
  shit he did. He probably the bus probably drove past his ass. Probably
• 46:25
  probably, I can't understand your accents. Oh it's leaving now. She's kind
• 46:34
  of crazy though, when I think I used to work that was my first
• 46:36
  job. That my first job too, and it's only twenty three miles away.
• 46:39
  But for some reason, I guess before it feels like it takes for
• 46:42
  it feels like it takes and it actually feels like it's only twenty three miles
• 46:46
  away. It's like then, Jackson. But also, if you should only
• 46:49
  take thirty minutes, right if you if you go one ninety five way,
• 46:53
  is actually quicker than taking five thirty seven. Correct, father's the back ros.
• 47:00
  Yeah, but I'm just saying like, but still super just real numbers.
• 47:06
  It wasn't until I got older and just like, damn, this ain't
• 47:07
  far at all. It just see far seeing far as the kid. But
• 47:10
  because you're getting dropped off because you don't go anywhere, like I don't drive
• 47:14
  anywhere. Yeah, I don't know distances. I'm reached to my town.
• 47:19
  Yeah. When I was in New York, Oh, it was cool.
• 47:22
  Nobody threw up on me, so that was a plus. Good for you.
• 47:28
  Yeah, we went to this Brazilian steakhouse. It was really good.
• 47:35
  They had this chicken better than fog chow. It was great. Drinks the
• 47:40
  caperinias were good. We had about three or four of those cheesecake and we
• 47:47
  just went out on the town with his because we did that movie with the
• 47:52
  Foco latch. Can I get the visit? That's how you pronounced it?
• 48:00
  What do you want me to say? Sound the great Portuguese? Like I
• 48:04
  was passport brosh. You're trying to go yea my back in the day my
• 48:10
  boys went to Columbia recently tweaking. I'm not gonna say no names. You
• 48:15
  know what you did's dirty dog passport chicks is nasty. Yeah, you see
• 48:22
  all you jos going. You see the jungle in Jamaica getting fuck on the
• 48:25
  not in sir not I said, no notice a plastic bag. It was
• 48:34
  God, I got that. I got that right click. Yeah, they
• 48:37
  said that when Michael did it go in not insert now, I started dancing
• 48:45
  like and it's like I said, not in get a plastic bag that or
• 48:51
  something. Yeah, you know there was a story about that some dude in
• 48:55
  our school had sex with it using like a sandwich backs a condom. That
• 49:00
  was that. I know who you're talking about. You know names was the
• 49:05
  nigga in our grade? Was it the nigga in our grade? Quarterback?
• 49:10
  M We also know another one. I think there might be more than one,
• 49:15
  because that's fuck freshman niggas. I was nigga. I was a freshman
• 49:22
  quarterback, the star, the starting there you Okay, I hope you were
• 49:28
  using zip block, not the Walmart not great val halfy. All right,
• 49:35
  I know you're talking about I think I remember hearing something like, no,
• 49:37
  it wasn't Elsie. It wouldn't me though, No, I think I remember.
• 49:39
  That's good. That was more than aneas more than one. It sounds
• 49:45
  like there definitely more than one. Oh is that an inside joke? Yeah,
• 49:54
  you're all are sick. It doesn't have to be. He didn't ain't
• 50:01
  gonna here? Did he really? Wait? He did that? Yeah?
• 50:07
  Oh wow, hey, my boy. I mean he doesn't have a reputation
• 50:15
  anymore anymore. So it's like, exactly, my boy, definitely tell you
• 50:21
  something still beat. I'm let me tell you it's a real real quick man
• 50:27
  and man learned a lot of things about you disturbing in the past few years.
• 50:36
  Chill out, thank you. I think he's chilling. Actually might be
• 50:42
  a little warm at right. Jesus Christ, what did he say? No
• 50:49
  faith in you mean? What the fuck did he say? He said he
• 50:52
  might be a little warm at the moment. My god, what are you
• 50:55
  doing? Good? What the fuck are you only? Podcast? Judge?
• 51:00
  Man, that's my only Keenick and Judge, that's my brother saying he used
• 51:08
  the surm rap one time and he told us about it. I don't know
• 51:10
  why fell doing that anyway, I out and tell I need brought a chill
• 51:17
  out and tell my grandma said high According to Key, Grandma, don't know
• 51:25
  where your grandma had like, hey, I don't know, I mean,
• 51:37
  who don't know Grandma's transgressions. She was running numbers back and what she was
• 51:42
  doing, I don't know. She might have been a madam. I don't
• 51:44
  know. I don't know what she's madam. The ship we did twin I'll
• 51:50
  never tells man, But I over the weekend did not do much any adventuring,
• 52:00
  obviously obviously done as you normally don't do. M I'm chilled out with
• 52:09
  with with the lid there. Now, I'm gonna tell you one thing.
• 52:14
  I have a new obsession to be movies. Two movies are my obsession.
• 52:21
  Now before you go up, see the one clip with the girl that shot
• 52:23
  the little girl. She was like, I'm just I'm just a kid.
• 52:28
  Sorry, sorry kids, she said, sorry kid, But yo, did
• 52:32
  you see like the fucking like the explosions everything was so fake, bro,
• 52:36
  bro. The first one she shot, there was no explosion, the second
• 52:38
  one killing it's a lot of kids killing it. It's a lot of children
• 52:44
  killing in these let's think about these two movies. Two things you're gonna get
• 52:47
  for sure. It's at least two sex scenes and they're graphic, like they're
• 52:52
  damn near hardcore. Point Like it was one scene were like we want we
• 52:59
  want to get something started, subliminate with your lady, put on a tubing
• 53:02
  movie in and wait for the sex scene. My favorite line is when I
• 53:07
  went my girl and then sex scene comes along and I go, I go,
• 53:10
  hey, let's play a game. It's called do what they do on
• 53:14
  DV. I start totching her neck and like it works forty percent of the
• 53:21
  time, all the time, fantana a hundred percent of the time. It
• 53:31
  works forty percent of the time. So try to like, hey, this
• 53:37
  is a game, like the play it's called do what they do on the
• 53:39
  TV. That is I'm a nasty fuck anyway, But no, like you're
• 53:50
  gonna get You're gonna get a sex scene, and you're gonna get probably a
• 53:53
  child dying because I watched this one movie I call if I not if I
• 54:00
  can't, it's called A good Man. A good Man is about this dude
• 54:06
  who like he gets he's cheated his wife, he gets cheated on by his
• 54:10
  wife, trying to find love again, finds a new woman, gets cheated
• 54:15
  on again. But then he just fucking snaps and goes like saw like what
• 54:22
  the hell saw? He gets like, he kidnaps, he like he beats
• 54:25
  up, knocks out the girl and the nigga that she was cheating with,
• 54:31
  and then like brings him in the basement and goes full saul like and just
• 54:35
  tortures him. Go creet like, I'm a good man, why would you
• 54:38
  do this to me? But I want to say I understand because I want
• 54:45
  you to put this put this scenario here. No, no, listen,
• 54:47
  clearly he's not a good man. Hold on, No, no, he's
• 54:50
  not a good man. But I understand what he did because he was cheated
• 54:54
  on before he got with a new girl. She knows this right. He
• 55:00
  came home early, and you should never never come home early. Just if
• 55:06
  you want to live a happy life, just go to the park. Just
• 55:09
  honestly, get a hotel room and come back when you're supposed to do because
• 55:14
  I'm never if I get married, I'm never coming home early. If you're
• 55:19
  doing that, to the to the mall, just cheap first, go to
• 55:23
  the library. I'm never coming home early. Nigga came home early. Open
• 55:29
  the door like slightly saw what was going on, like broke down and cried
• 55:35
  outside the door. Outside the door while she was said, oh yeah,
• 55:37
  they showed her getting their guts rearranged, getting chrisack. He peeked in the
• 55:45
  door closed and was like and they're like, you know how movies they do
• 55:47
  that slide down the door, Yes, yes, facing the p and then
• 55:53
  like he didn't boom songs one Yes, it's a long where he has his
• 56:00
  hands on his face. Then he removes his hands and his face is like
• 56:05
  like nigga snaps. He goes against the gun, comes back in the room.
• 56:09
  Now, if this ain't the most disrespectful shit I've ever seen in my
• 56:14
  life, open the door the niggas that girl is riding the dude he looks
• 56:20
  over see his old boy. He does not stop. Are like he's looking
• 56:28
  at it like he's still going. And then he goes, oh you home
• 56:31
  early, nigga, and like goes hard. I'm like, oh nah,
• 56:37
  I thought he was. No. You gotta murder him. You have you
• 56:38
  have to kill him headshot. He has to die dick first and then kill
• 56:43
  him. Yeature that nigga gotta die and make sure. You gotta make sure
• 56:49
  he gotta blow his ass out, blow his ass out of his feet,
• 56:55
  blow his ass through his toes. Get that motherfucking nigga, motherfucking a lead,
• 57:05
  shoot him in the dick. Speaking of shooting in the dick? Uh,
• 57:08
  did you ever see that clip uh that somebody did? It is like
• 57:12
  a web thing, Uh where they have RoboCop shooting the dicks off all the
• 57:16
  people that was about to rape the girl in the alleyway? Do you ever
• 57:21
  seen what nobody seen that Bobs worlds world? It's late dark corner of the
• 57:30
  web where you serve them. I only know this because it was a living
• 57:37
  party. That's what I was thinking. Next, y'all nigga flip dot com.
• 57:44
  No fucking co workers showed me this years ago? Is this you know?
• 57:52
  They don't care about hr Viola. Did you quit or were you fired?
• 57:55
  Oh no, I definitely quit. Like when you search your browser history,
• 58:00
  you're on. We got we got thirty hits for nigga flip dot com.
• 58:05
  We were the tech guys, were the ones searching people browsing as I
• 58:10
  don't know if you can cover your tracks, So that is true, it's
• 58:16
  true. But you search two girls on the cup over fours Actually, you
• 58:25
  know what, I would actually like to put this on television so we all
• 58:29
  see at the same time. So yeah, yeah, just keep talking and
• 58:30
  I'm gonna do my thing. But ahead we No, you need to see
• 58:35
  it. It is three minutes and forty two seconds. Here's difference. I
• 58:40
  don't want to hear anything. Yours are disgusting. Yours are repulsive After me,
• 58:45
  I don't know, Mike, you did make us watch a dude who
• 58:47
  like shit in Putine and ate it? What? Oh you didn't see that?
• 58:53
  I got No, I definitely saw it. I was there. That's
• 59:01
  that's that's next. Patreon us reacting to that neat ghetto gaggers. Actually,
• 59:07
  honestly, keenan, we're supposed to do that. We are going to do
• 59:13
  that. We don't have to watch the ghett We definitely don't have to.
• 59:15
  So one weekend when your parents are here, they're always here. That's a
• 59:20
  damn lie, always always here. Founded that our RoboCop read come one?
• 59:28
  Yeah, who Who's who? Who's we fatal farm? And are we doing
• 59:32
  this right now? Live on the pod? Yeah? Why not? We
• 59:35
  ain't got not us talk about yes we do yes anything. You know how
• 59:39
  you make brownies? From scratch the flowers, eggs, cocoa powder, beat
• 59:45
  the eggs, which which the eggs, which the eggs realize they can't see.
• 59:53
  They can't see this. You're talking about a very weiche video. Listen,
• 59:58
  nobody MI all the stuff that you've played in these people's ears. Yeah
• 1:00:02
  he has Okay, I don't want to hear nothing from you. We might
• 1:00:06
  have to post this link. I don't know why the fun is not going
• 1:00:08
  full screen. It's acting stupids unworthy. Well, what is about to happen?
• 1:00:14
  What the Robocop's gonna come and save the day. Okay, I don't
• 1:00:17
  These two niggas that were trying to rob I'm sorry, robo cops trying to
• 1:00:22
  break the woman they're trying to Okay, it's trying to get they're trying to
• 1:00:23
  take pennies though. Okay, I'm so sorry. Here did he put the
• 1:00:32
  was the blick out his meat? No, it's not his leg, his
• 1:00:36
  cat skirt. He's gonna shoot him through the skirt and his own pal yo.
• 1:00:43
  What Wow, he's got X ray vision like Superman shot him in the
• 1:00:49
  dick creep creep. So this is just the movie. This is a scene
• 1:00:54
  of the movie from the movie This isn't I thought this was a spoof.
• 1:00:58
  This is a movie? Why he got his meat out? Is this is
• 1:01:05
  that? Actually? Wait? Was that just a separate person also getting Yes,
• 1:01:13
  yes, it's a whole They're about to bringing up a whole bunch of
• 1:01:15
  guys out here trying to break this. Women, people trying to shoot.
• 1:01:22
  Nobody's hard. Yeah, are you gonna do this or not? They're not
• 1:01:27
  committed yet they have this is ridiculous. Now he's about to turn to John
• 1:01:37
  Wick and just start John John, Oh my god, he yeah, no,
• 1:01:52
  you're link this. God wait, Blake just blowing it into How are
• 1:02:06
  you going up? Oh god? He show back? Come on, he's
• 1:02:15
  trying to pillet back. Why is he butt nagked? You can tell that's
• 1:02:28
  his real dick because how small it is. Oh god, how do you
• 1:02:32
  fake this? What year is this room? No clue, that's just poverize.
• 1:02:38
  He turned that motherfucking dick into Marinara. Oh my god, please not
• 1:02:45
  RoboCop saying that robot robocock robo cock. Yes, you know, I will
• 1:02:54
  put that link in the in the discord for people to put that in it
• 1:02:58
  right now. Put that in it right now. People go, what the
• 1:03:01
  what? I can see why you would remember that, bro, you can't
• 1:03:05
  forget it. You can't forget it once you see it once. How long
• 1:03:07
  good did you see that? It's probably about like twenty sixteen, seventeen years
• 1:03:15
  ago. That might actually beat early. It was god Ian. How was
• 1:03:22
  your week weekend? It was good. I don't know. I don't see
• 1:03:28
  it foraying into any like sexual shit like that, but uh no, I
• 1:03:31
  hope it doesn't. Hope no one dick got blown off. Yeah. I
• 1:03:36
  had a birthday on Thursday. Birthday turned ripe young twenty nine. I almost
• 1:03:45
  had that dirty thirty baby. Yeah, yeah, I was in Brooklyn.
• 1:03:49
  Well so yeah, my weekend started on like Wednesday, and I was pretty
• 1:03:53
  kod by like Saturday. U. So what happens when you're getting old?
• 1:03:58
  Yeah? A lot of goodsirped up, chilled, fled covered yesterday. Oh
• 1:04:04
  yeah I got flirpped for sure. Uh now now I'm here, but yeah,
• 1:04:11
  yeah I went to Peter Lugers for Yeah. Steakhouse has only two stars.
• 1:04:19
  Yeah, has two stars. They lost stars. Yeah, like Michelin,
• 1:04:24
  stars not only goes up to three, it does. Yeah, so
• 1:04:29
  I mean two stars. It's I mean there to get a good steak.
• 1:04:32
  It's it's fun. Yeah, but no, my week was pretty chills like
• 1:04:38
  Mischilan tires. Yeah, the same people do this. Yeah that is pretty
• 1:04:43
  restaurants tire people. Yeah right, what the fuck right? Yeah? I
• 1:04:47
  love gog but what do they know about they know? What the fuck does
• 1:04:51
  the mischelin man know about fag Raw? How do you think he got that
• 1:04:56
  big fair big? Well they can't be called firestone lines. Well they're big.
• 1:05:05
  They're big everyone They're like that family is like huge in California. Oh,
• 1:05:11
  Ian, did you get the dessert a Peter Lucus. I did not.
• 1:05:14
  I'm not a big dessert guy. Well they got this shockingly. Mike's
• 1:05:18
  not either. But do you like cheesecake. I'm not a big cheesecake guy.
• 1:05:25
  Okay, okay, that's fair enough. I don't know. I'm just
• 1:05:27
  like never in the mood for anything sweet at the end of my meal.
• 1:05:30
  I guess I understand that. Yeah. Yeah. On my actual birthday,
• 1:05:38
  I went to this place called to Choni's in Dumbo and they like brought out
• 1:05:45
  a dessert that I had to Well, no, it was fine. I
• 1:05:50
  just like it had like a candle in it had to take like one bite.
• 1:05:55
  But yeah, I was just not I had like a salmon truffle pasta.
• 1:06:02
  It was rich as fuck, So I was not hungry at all after
• 1:06:06
  that. But yeah, no, I went to the fifty cent concert too,
• 1:06:12
  which was cool. Jeremiah was cool. I knew I was flirped because
• 1:06:15
  I was like I was like sending uh yes, like a chick a video
• 1:06:23
  Jeremiah and just being like, girl, you know, god strong move strong
• 1:06:30
  move bow. Let's see how it plays at Yeah, did it work?
• 1:06:36
  She tried to face time me after so but she tried to talk to you
• 1:06:42
  after that. Had it worked? Yeah? It was girl. Yeah,
• 1:06:46
  was like sending videos to my boys like every fifty cent so like I was
• 1:06:50
  just like acting reckless with my But yeah it was good. Grad had a
• 1:06:59
  good birthday weekend. Yeah, man, so we know you met Where did
• 1:07:03
  you meet q at? I went to high school with Q with the high
• 1:07:06
  school with Q yeah, okay, which one well he yeah, because he
• 1:07:11
  had to do his PG year. I went to Hunt with Q Okay,
• 1:07:15
  the Hunt School of Princeton. Nice. Nice, Yeah, I mean it's
• 1:07:19
  it's a weird place. And earlier, right, you went to college in
• 1:07:25
  Colorado yeah. I went to college in Colorado Springs, which is uh Colorado
• 1:07:30
  College. It's like a small uh like liberal arts school, nice, like
• 1:07:35
  an hour south of Denver. What would you want to go to Colorado?
• 1:07:40
  Well, so the school I went to, they had this thing called a
• 1:07:44
  block plan, and so you took one class at a time for three and
• 1:07:49
  a half weeks and then I had like a five day weekend and then switched
• 1:07:55
  and took a new class. And you did that eight times a year,
• 1:07:57
  so you weren't taking like like some course, right, and it was like
• 1:08:01
  but it was like very intense, like you you couldn't miss class. I'd
• 1:08:06
  rather do that. No, no, no. When I was like doing
• 1:08:12
  like research on schools I wanted to go to while while I was in high
• 1:08:15
  school, like I looked at a few in like the Northeast, uh,
• 1:08:19
  Like I looked at like Colgate and like and like I had pretty good grades.
• 1:08:29
  I'd like I could have. I don't know if i'd have gotten in,
• 1:08:31
  but like I had, I had a competitor's chance. But this school.
• 1:08:39
  I also like Colorado. I was kind of like, I want to
• 1:08:43
  get away from the Northeast, and I loved I loved the idea of this
• 1:08:47
  like taking one class at a time thing. So I actually ended up ended
• 1:08:53
  up applying to that school early decision and got in, and uh yeah,
• 1:08:58
  the rest was history. But yeah, it was just it was like super
• 1:09:02
  intensive, so like you wouldn't have like mid terms or finals per se,
• 1:09:08
  but like the fin like so the last week of every class would be like
• 1:09:13
  three days and you'd have like a ten page paper due like a final exam,
• 1:09:18
  so like it would and yeah, but it was like if you didn't
• 1:09:23
  like the subject, it was like over quickly at the same time. So
• 1:09:28
  yeah, it was a good time. And I never even knew that was
• 1:09:32
  I've never heard of it. I had never heard of it either, and
• 1:09:35
  I found it and then you know, I went and visited and I was
• 1:09:40
  like this place like you we were right at the like feet of Pike's Peak,
• 1:09:46
  like you walked out and it was just like gorgeous mountain and I was
• 1:09:50
  like, I this sounds like I've been I grew up. I was grew
• 1:09:55
  up in Pennsylvania, even though I went to school in Jersey, and I
• 1:09:58
  was like, this is like wake cooler than what's around me, So I'll
• 1:10:02
  give this a shot. But yeah, so you're telling me it wasn't the
• 1:10:06
  legal we well that was uh yeah, Well so the January of my freshman
• 1:10:15
  year. I started school there in twenty thirteen, so that January twenty fourteen,
• 1:10:20
  they legalized recreational marijuana. Great time to be a student. Yeah,
• 1:10:26
  yeah, tense, rigorous or horrible block Yeah, I cannot. I was
• 1:10:30
  on that pretty uh, pretty aggressively. But the thing is, like,
• 1:10:41
  so where my town was, Colorado Springs, or where my college was,
• 1:10:45
  Colorado Springs, they actually they're like county like didn't vote to the legalized recreationals
• 1:10:53
  So you could like go up to Denver and get it, but you get
• 1:10:58
  your medical card like very easily. There would just be like like an old
• 1:11:03
  like convenience store that was you know, turned into a doctor's office, and
• 1:11:10
  you would go in there, meet with a doctor, tell him like you
• 1:11:13
  have pain and like pain, and like pay him one hundred dollars cash and
• 1:11:18
  they would prescribe you a medical marijuana card. So what what tipe obtain did
• 1:11:23
  you tell the doctor? Well, it's it's it was interest like the first
• 1:11:28
  time because and you had to get it renewed every year, so like you
• 1:11:30
  well, it was just like the state would get one hundred bucks every time
• 1:11:34
  everybody renewed every year. So the first time, I think I said like
• 1:11:40
  back pain. But then after my freshman year, I had like a near
• 1:11:45
  death experience that like left my knee pretty fucked up. So I actually had
• 1:11:50
  like a good medical excuse. No, no, I was yeah, but
• 1:12:00
  yeah, and the medical weed was way cheaper too, so like and the
• 1:12:03
  limit of what you could buy was way like twice as much. So as
• 1:12:09
  a medical patient, you could go in and get two ounces every day,
• 1:12:14
  and it was at the time, like the at the it was it was
• 1:12:18
  probably like at most like one hundred and fifty bucks an ounce. So yeah,
• 1:12:24
  I mean you were you were doing a lot of runs for the people
• 1:12:27
  who were too lazy to like get their card that price win no sound right,
• 1:12:32
  No, I'm just saying this. A lot of it. You get
• 1:12:36
  up to like like eight grams. Well, if you were a medical for
• 1:12:41
  wreck, you could get up to like eight grams of like concentrates like dabs
• 1:12:45
  and ship, but uh, as a medical patient, you could get up
• 1:12:49
  to fourteen. And so you just I mean it was just a lot sicker
• 1:12:55
  to be a medical patient. Uh. Yeah, I got insomni Oh dude,
• 1:13:00
  you would walk in, like the lobby would be full of people who
• 1:13:03
  you know, were just like, oh full of shit, yeah, and
• 1:13:09
  is asleep, and like I would go in there with like four of my
• 1:13:14
  friends and we'd just be like sitting in there, like all we're gonna get
• 1:13:17
  our med cards, you know. Nice. Yeah, And that's dope though,
• 1:13:23
  Man, you also worked one of those places. Yeah, I worked
• 1:13:26
  my first job out of college. I was working for h like a and
• 1:13:30
  this was, you know, five years after they had legalized, so it
• 1:13:33
  expanded a lot in the in the state. And the company I worked for,
• 1:13:39
  uh, they actually had like sixteen locations throughout Colorado. And yeah,
• 1:13:45
  well and it was it would like people would jokingly call it like the Walmart
• 1:13:48
  of weed beautiful and like their presentation everything was on point. Their product was
• 1:13:56
  not that great, so it was it was run by a bunch of guys
• 1:14:00
  who were like real estate guys. They don't have a passion the game.
• 1:14:06
  Yeah, So it was kind of a it was kind of like it like
• 1:14:11
  disillusioned me to like how fun it might be, like about like working in
• 1:14:16
  the industry rather than just like being a consumer. But it was it was
• 1:14:21
  a cool experience. I did that for like a year. But yeah,
• 1:14:26
  I when I was there, I so the one I was working at was
• 1:14:30
  right in downtown Denver, and so I blue Face came in one time.
• 1:14:39
  How much Wait, well, he he had a tough so with the recreational
• 1:14:43
  side, you have a limit of what you can buy, right, so
• 1:14:45
  you can buy up to and ounce up to like eight grams of concentrate or
• 1:14:51
  eight hundred milligrams of edibles where you can like mix and match them, but
• 1:14:56
  you can't exceed one area. And like, he had a tough time understanding
• 1:15:01
  that he couldn't just buy anything what you're saying. So I think he ended
• 1:15:09
  up only getting like flower, but he was he came in with like because
• 1:15:14
  you have to be twenty one to go in, and he came in with
• 1:15:16
  a girl who I think was like eighteen. It was not her, It
• 1:15:23
  was not her, but like, like she you're not allowed to like be
• 1:15:27
  in the store if you're not at least eighteen. So there was some confusion
• 1:15:30
  about why she couldn't go in and wait, how long is this? Uh,
• 1:15:33
  this was probably twenty eighteen. So I'm trying to do the math because
• 1:15:38
  Blue Faces but yeah, right under Sivellance, Well he had to be.
• 1:15:43
  He had to be at least twenty one. He is now twenty six,
• 1:15:46
  so that would be yeah, around twenty one, probably twenty one. Yeah,
• 1:15:49
  and do you know the artist what's his name? Ozuna? Yeah,
• 1:15:56
  yeah, yeah, like one of the biggest he came he came through there
• 1:16:00
  too, that's fire. And he also could not grasp the concept of like
• 1:16:04
  not being able to buy the entire story like I had the little but like
• 1:16:12
  you know, blue Face was not that big then. Well I mean like
• 1:16:15
  he had like that one song, but it came in with like two escalades
• 1:16:21
  full of like bodyguards. And so the way I got, h are you
• 1:16:28
  talking about blue Face? Never? No, no, no, blue Face
• 1:16:31
  he was rolling solo like with this chick checks out, But yeah, he
• 1:16:36
  came in with like a bunch of and he doesn't speak any English, no,
• 1:16:40
  no, no, And I've seen him a concert, so the like,
• 1:16:45
  so like the way I got to like help him get as much things
• 1:16:49
  as as many things as he wanted. It was I would just like do
• 1:16:53
  transactions as like one of his bodyguards was buying it. Okay, So so
• 1:16:59
  it was separate. Yeah, so like it was like legal, but you
• 1:17:02
  know, we all knew who it was going like give each of us as
• 1:17:05
  much as you can and then we're all just gonna get it, just gonna
• 1:17:08
  give it. It took like two hours together after the store. Yeah,
• 1:17:12
  he looks like he does like Sean. Yeah, I know Black Bobby.
• 1:17:16
  He's like five foot nothing. That is one short man. He showed up
• 1:17:20
  with these like six foot five. Did you see bunny? I saw a
• 1:17:25
  bad I saw a bad bunny when he first hit the scene and no clue
• 1:17:28
  who he was. And kep so bad bunny all along time and I got
• 1:17:32
  invited and I got invited. It was like you want to see bad money.
• 1:17:34
  I'm like, who the hell is bad Bunny? And that was an
• 1:17:36
  arena too, right, that was at the Prudential Center, and nobody even
• 1:17:42
  knew who was packed. I'm like, I'm like, like we talked about
• 1:17:45
  this before. You never mentioned packed, not an empty ce in the house.
• 1:17:49
  And they was in there going stupid and they was in there. They
• 1:17:54
  they were definitely in the Yes they were. I'm not I'm Gary withold loved
• 1:18:00
  it look like this hilarious. Yeah. Q came through Denver a couple of
• 1:18:06
  times. Yeah, we saw we went to a game, a Nuggets game
• 1:18:12
  when Lebron was still on the calves. It was Lebron. It was the
• 1:18:15
  calves versus the nugget, I think. Yeah, dude, Yeah, it
• 1:18:18
  was a great time. Yeah, we saw like Lebron hit a game winner.
• 1:18:23
  I think too. It was it was it wasn't with his milk.
• 1:18:29
  I was in a crowd nips. Yeah, it was a good time.
• 1:18:33
  But man, we appreciate you for coming through. Yeahah, man, good
• 1:18:36
  to finally meet you. Yeah, exactly, I've only just seen the name
• 1:18:40
  of the picture. I've never Yeah. Yeah, well, you know,
• 1:18:45
  I faithfully bought this fucking mixer because I don't know. At the time,
• 1:18:50
  I was like, dude, Q was doing a podcast. I kind of
• 1:18:54
  was like realizing the podcasts are like becoming like a thing. Yeah, and
• 1:18:58
  I was like, fuck it, I can afford this mixer. This is
• 1:19:02
  just get it for him. It was like Christmas. Bro. Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  We were like and like like, I'm not trying to attribute like credit to
• 1:19:11
  myself, but like it seems like you're you're trying to blindside us. Oh
• 1:19:17
  my god, she was sick, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to has
• 1:19:26
  a completely different meaning now something like you said, how I will be filing
• 1:19:30
  for a conservative ship? See here pretty soon? Sounds bitch, I got
• 1:19:36
  it all. Let's talk about how dare you? Yeah, that ship is
• 1:19:40
  wild? Because now, if you haven't heard Michael Or recently found out this
• 1:19:49
  is from the blind side, he didn't. He didn't recently. He's actually
• 1:19:54
  been like kind of vocal about thee No, he's he's it's the articles.
• 1:20:00
  But he's been saying stuff. I've seen stuff when he said he has said
• 1:20:03
  stuff like the movie's not accurate, like he didn't and he didn't invite any
• 1:20:08
  of them to his wedding. But that's that's worse than the movie is not
• 1:20:11
  accurate. He was never adopted. Yeah, yeah, So if you guys
• 1:20:15
  don't know who Michael Or is Michael Or is? He's retired now right A
• 1:20:20
  Formerson Linement mainly played for the Baltimore Ravens. Did he win a Super Bowl
• 1:20:27
  with him? Yeah? Yeah, probably he was there for I think so
• 1:20:30
  he's played. It has been that long since he played. Yeah, man,
• 1:20:33
  god, I mean the old movie my God. But the win was
• 1:20:36
  the Ravens Super Bowl. No, he might hold on. He's thirty seven
• 1:20:41
  years old. Ball horriball. Yeah, when was that though? Two thousands
• 1:20:47
  I talk to tell you because I'm looking two thousand and eleven, twelve,
• 1:20:54
  two twenty thirteen, thirteen thirteen. But he was on that horrible yea,
• 1:21:04
  the horrible YEP, Jim and John Okay, Beyonce and that was Beyonce.
• 1:21:11
  Ye shut the light. That was a good That was a good super Ball.
• 1:21:14
  Yeah, that was a good one. That was his last year with
• 1:21:15
  the kind of movie. But yeah, so he's the you know old lineman
• 1:21:20
  from the Ravens. You know what I'm saying, uh A, very well
• 1:21:25
  seemingly a great story uhl about him being movie though, that was a good
• 1:21:32
  ass was a good movie. We're not gonna use any and this is his
• 1:21:36
  firs the movie because the movie's god damn good. Is it false? Does
• 1:21:42
  it perpetrator? Lie? Yes? Yes, just like but is it a
• 1:21:45
  good film? A thousand percent? Okay? Yeah, So basically the story
• 1:21:53
  is about like apparently Michael or was you know, a kid like you know,
• 1:21:58
  mom wasn't around or the mom wasn't good condition to help him. He
• 1:22:02
  couldn't read because dirty clothes, wasn't poor. He's a poor, dumb,
• 1:22:11
  fucking big kid feet with with with a big strong hands and big strong feet,
• 1:22:18
  you know what I'm saying. And then you know, in some in
• 1:22:24
  some in some white family who happened to like really like football invested in this
• 1:22:30
  one black kid who seemed to really be possibly good at football or could be
• 1:22:35
  good at football. You know, they took him in allegedly adopted him,
• 1:22:41
  you know, housing and all that, and then let him you know,
• 1:22:44
  he got the resources to play for a good school and then you know,
• 1:22:49
  ended up going to the league and it became that nice story that became the
• 1:22:54
  movie The blind Side. And now what's going on? So, uh,
• 1:23:01
  he petitioned a court with allegations that shown and lee and how you never adopted
• 1:23:10
  him but rather tricked him is a signing a document making them his conservators and
• 1:23:14
  enriching themselves. So pretty much they made money off his name and likeness.
• 1:23:19
  I believe. Now I could be wrong, but I swear it's read something
• 1:23:24
  that he didn't get any money for the movie, but they got millions.
• 1:23:28
  Yeah, that's so they just made money off his name. Well, and
• 1:23:30
  the father he played basketball at all, miss like he was a pretty good
• 1:23:34
  basketball player there or something. But it's just the fact that it's the fact
• 1:23:40
  that it never adopted him, like legally. The movies a lot. That's
• 1:23:45
  what the movie is about, him getting Sandra Bullocks Oscar away yet Oscar for
• 1:23:50
  that. Yeah, yeah, it's a great movie. That's when maybe fall
• 1:23:54
  in lover. I mean, think of that movie She did. She did
• 1:23:58
  me too, I wish you did. I had watched the movie not too
• 1:24:01
  long ago, and I was like, oh, this seems like a decent
• 1:24:04
  story. And then I tried to look them like that family up just to
• 1:24:08
  like, you know, see if they have recent photos together, and there
• 1:24:12
  were none, and they looked they looked like they were moving like some classic
• 1:24:15
  like boost your Families for Southern Schools, you know. And yeah, it
• 1:24:24
  was like, oh, Michael's was just like not in the picture anymore.
• 1:24:27
  Nasty business. Clearly you understand why nasty business. We got what we needed.
• 1:24:32
  Yeah, pretty much, thanks they speaking it. We went to talk
• 1:24:38
  about this last week. You see the ship with the aliens. Oh yeah,
• 1:24:43
  no, one seems to care. I know, I really believe it
• 1:24:46
  because like, why do America they only put them aliens only land in America?
• 1:24:51
  Nothing? But also my thing is, why would they tell us this
• 1:24:55
  if they weren't going to like prove it. Well, that's the thing.
• 1:24:58
  It was supposedly. It's like a whistleblower. Yeah, I forgot the dude's
• 1:25:01
  name, but he's like a whistle blower saying like he was on this team
• 1:25:05
  to find out information, more information about stuff, so he was supposed to
• 1:25:10
  have like kind of like unlimited clearance. But he's saying, like people are
• 1:25:15
  telling him stuff, but then he's asking for more information and they're not with
• 1:25:19
  or like they're not giving us, they're not giving him, So now it's
• 1:25:21
  making him look like he's just like a guinea pig of sorts. So he's
• 1:25:25
  like, I'm they're stopping his investigation, so that's technically breaking the law.
• 1:25:30
  So he's whistle blown because he's saying, I've heard have this information from good
• 1:25:34
  sources and other documents, but information they're stopping me from going further, but
• 1:25:44
  I can't say what I know publicly because it's not supposed to be told publicly.
• 1:25:50
  So it's it sounds like a bunch of like hooplah and hearsay. Yeah,
• 1:25:56
  most of people were just wondering if the aliens are living on Earth,
• 1:26:00
  the paying taxes, they should be paying They should be paying tax if they're
• 1:26:04
  gonna live here, they got to pay the same taxes that we gotta pay.
• 1:26:08
  Getting I think they might be doing because he was saying, like,
• 1:26:14
  he can't say he's saying he knows of people being injured by aliens. Oh
• 1:26:19
  God, damn, that's a dp by alien. He was saying, I
• 1:26:23
  can't. He was saying, in so many words, yeah, keen as
• 1:26:26
  a wild boy, And so without saying it, he was like, yeah,
• 1:26:30
  people have been injured or have died from dealing with these people, these
• 1:26:34
  beings. I want to know where area fifty one. Supposedly they're all different
• 1:26:41
  places. And then one of the guys was saying, I was looking at
• 1:26:45
  it. I think I was tind of Keen about this. The other a
• 1:26:47
  couple of weeks ago, one of the guys was saying that there's like,
• 1:26:50
  allegedly a ship that's so big that they had to I guess build something around
• 1:26:57
  it. So there's something this is where the spears at huh the sphere in
• 1:27:01
  Vegas. Oh, I don't know that, but supposedly it's like as big
• 1:27:08
  as a football field and they had to build something over it, and they
• 1:27:13
  had to build something over it was it something that was built recently. I
• 1:27:15
  don't know that. He didn't say. He was just saying, I don't
• 1:27:17
  know. It was just a bunch of hairs saying and I was like,
• 1:27:20
  I'm intrigued. I is it all that distraction? We don't know. I
• 1:27:25
  don't think it's a distraction because nobody really cared. But maybe they thought people
• 1:27:30
  would care. They definitely thought people can care more. Niggas more care.
• 1:27:32
  Niggas cared more about the woman that was like that motherfucker. Motherfucker. They're
• 1:27:40
  saying that she's not real. Now they're saying, like, nah, that's
• 1:27:42
  not her. Not clearly she's going that's what they're saying, because she did
• 1:27:46
  go missing for a while. He ain't gonna missa she was embarrassed because she
• 1:27:49
  was only playing fucking lit talking on her ass. Yeah, probably, but
• 1:27:54
  and then people were like, oh, she never they never showed who she
• 1:27:56
  was talking tomorrow. Hamblin's a clue. I saw some tweet about that.
• 1:28:01
  It's a yeah, the NFL has a two sticks to figure out the first
• 1:28:06
  down markers, but yeah, they cloned sts barely making the team exactly,
• 1:28:12
  Like, come on, bro, two sticks to figure out the first and
• 1:28:16
  half the time they can't even half the time they get that, and then
• 1:28:18
  they fuck that up, like it should be so much more advanced than at
• 1:28:23
  this point, Like they got goal line technology and we still got chain links
• 1:28:27
  cloning. He's trying to make the fifty three take all the jobs away.
• 1:28:31
  Hey man, they took our jobs. The job I would like to like
• 1:28:40
  all that storytelling, like doesn't mean me if they have to see something,
• 1:28:45
  But until then, it's like, I don't really care. It's interesting,
• 1:28:47
  though, it would like to know where they are even are it must be
• 1:28:51
  area for the one, like Area fifty one is a very interesting mystery to
• 1:28:56
  me. I just don't understand did the people actually storm Area fifty nous would
• 1:29:00
  have died immediately. We would have saw weapons that we that we had no
• 1:29:05
  idea. Cannon blasters, yeah, we would have saw people literally disappearing.
• 1:29:11
  It was literally just like a bunch of unemployed, out of shape people that
• 1:29:15
  went there to hang out. Pretty much. They stood, they stood really
• 1:29:17
  far away, they said right there the line, just like look, ya'll
• 1:29:23
  feel like Russian this. They were not storming ship. No, no,
• 1:29:26
  it's not happening. Would have been nicest though it would have been nice speaking
• 1:29:29
  to South Park y'all. See, I gotta see that episode. Which one
• 1:29:33
  but because of the TikTok trend about the chicken the roast the pan roasted that
• 1:29:42
  pan? Yeah, out of that pan? What get some red wine at
• 1:29:45
  a quarter cup poured in glaz foon gonna deglaze the funk out of that pan?
• 1:29:53
  What is this? He's like shouting episode. It was like he's like,
• 1:29:56
  yeah, used shallenge, it will overpass episode as the cream free cream
• 1:30:02
  freeze episodes. Oh fuck yeah, I'm watching that hill. Oh my god,
• 1:30:10
  that's good. The shots over power the chickens natural flavors. Yo,
• 1:30:15
  that showed American dad. I've seen another clip. It was like this kid
• 1:30:20
  like stand got up. It was like there was like a Benny Hanna standing
• 1:30:23
  got up and started dancing and then like the little kid started dancing. It's
• 1:30:27
  like he's like, I forget his name was like Marshall Shood, like that's
• 1:30:30
  why you get molested? Whoa, it's just why you keep kidding? Is
• 1:30:35
  that to butters? No? I know exactly what episode is too. There
• 1:30:45
  was at Thebachi grow. Yeah, he started saying he got up a star
• 1:30:48
  das like shit, down. That's where you keep getting molested. That wild
• 1:30:57
  wild that's a very wild line. But hey, American television. Oh,
• 1:31:03
  we are really always talk about what's coming up on Patreon there, Michael,
• 1:31:09
  Oh yeah. So it's the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop recently. You know,
• 1:31:15
  obviously it's a favorite genre of everybody here. So on Patreon we basically
• 1:31:23
  did some hip hop trivia, so you guys can look forward to that.
• 1:31:26
  For the people who have it, that's gonna be coming to you soon.
• 1:31:30
  If you don't have Patreon, reason for you to get it so you can
• 1:31:32
  watch it from two years. Goddamn guaB, don't be cheap and don't get
• 1:31:39
  the episode, no commercials, episode, no commercials, get the episodes early.
• 1:31:43
  It's like hella hella, hella hella benefits, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:31:47
  So why aren't you doing it? You're fucking dork. Pay for it.
• 1:31:55
  Don't be a dork. Be questions. Now, we got you got
• 1:32:00
  some no, no, no, what we're gonna We're talking about hip hop
• 1:32:01
  real quick. Okay, it's fifty I'm saying, part of your life.
• 1:32:08
  It is my life. This is she said, hip hop every day,
• 1:32:12
  bread and butter. What I do, so basically it's like outside of part
• 1:32:17
  of your life. So with South Beach, oh yeah, that's what I
• 1:32:20
  meant to say. South Beach is closing. Man. Wait yeah, that
• 1:32:25
  was like out of nowhere when I say why wait, So it just I'm
• 1:32:30
  talking about South Beach is the place that I DJ no South Beach, Miami
• 1:32:35
  South Beach every Sunday, and because you don't come. Somebody just asked me
• 1:32:40
  recently he still DJ in South Beach. I'm like, I don't see why
• 1:32:43
  he wouldn't be. Yeah, I wasps to have dates coming up pretty much.
• 1:32:47
  It just hasn't been busy enough, like people still go there, but
• 1:32:50
  they weren't breaking even I guess, or they were barely breaking. They weren't
• 1:32:54
  packing it out like yeah, I wasn't getting packed out like it usually was.
• 1:32:57
  So as of right now, the last day it was yesterday, so
• 1:33:00
  they are closed. Wow. So I'm hoping that this results in like some
• 1:33:04
  type of rebrand or something, because they haven't even officially announced it on their
• 1:33:10
  Instagram. Yeah, that's what it was. Like. That's what's crazy because
• 1:33:13
  literally like a waffle or whatever still meals on there. It advertising, nothing
• 1:33:20
  advertising, and then all of a sudden. It's a bunch of like repost
• 1:33:24
  of stories of like damn remember this time and all I'm a missus exactly,
• 1:33:29
  and I was like, well, what the fuck is going on? Listen?
• 1:33:30
  If they're going to sell any of their liquor that they had in stock
• 1:33:33
  already half off, just left them out by it, I can ask you
• 1:33:36
  about that. But it happens with people. They are alcoholics, so I'm
• 1:33:40
  sure they took it off probably, but if they have any left, and
• 1:33:43
  they'll probably still be in there hanging out anyway, like people that work there
• 1:33:45
  and stuff. But yeah, so it was closing and I found out while
• 1:33:50
  I was on vacation. Damn. Yeah. My boy texts me. He
• 1:33:53
  was like, I don't know if you're heard, but it's over. I
• 1:33:56
  was like, that's ass. But again, I hope it's like some type
• 1:33:59
  of rebrand and I hope they can find something. It's pretty much because they
• 1:34:02
  had a terrace in the back and they had the city shut that down,
• 1:34:06
  so oh really, city shut it down, so they the terrace is going.
• 1:34:11
  They've ripped it down. I didn't know they got rid of that,
• 1:34:14
  so it was only the inside that was sloping. But people loved going in
• 1:34:16
  that outside portion. Yeah, so the same thing happened to You ever heard
• 1:34:19
  me talking about Lobby the plays out DJ, So Lobby has the same thing,
• 1:34:23
  but it's like five times bigger than South Beach. It's huge. Lobby
• 1:34:27
  did the same thing. They had to take down their terrorist part, but
• 1:34:30
  now it's just outside, so it's the terrorist without a roof. So they
• 1:34:33
  couldn't do that at South Beach. It's not because because it has to be.
• 1:34:38
  It's like some weird law has to be connected to the building, and
• 1:34:40
  South Beach as terrorists wasn't attached to the building. It sounds like, just
• 1:34:45
  build a terrorists. Yeah, that's probably. But Mike, what was your
• 1:34:47
  favorite memory of South Beach be doing in it? Wow? He barely do.
• 1:35:03
  He didn't even do that's all You good for it? Now? You
• 1:35:08
  don't do the fucking bombs. Fucking fat fuck through the bombs. Nigga hip
• 1:35:16
  James Harder, You bitch ass nigga talking about hip hop. You want to
• 1:35:21
  talk about a little baby hip hop Otis but didn't didn't premiere Otis fully.
• 1:35:31
  He said they took him like thirty minutes from I listened. I listened to
• 1:35:35
  that the other week, was it twenty one minutes? Yeah, for like
• 1:35:38
  a four minutes song. It's amazingly bad. It's almost impressive. I was
• 1:35:42
  actually not as impressive because I don't know how you can do that for so
• 1:35:45
  long without playing the song. He would just get to a bar later in
• 1:35:49
  the song, and it's like, oh, did you hear that? You
• 1:35:55
  just running back, run back the beginning, not even the verse, just
• 1:35:59
  run all the way back to the beginning. You gotta have severe, he
• 1:36:03
  said, I haven't been in swag. Oh run it back. That's hip
• 1:36:09
  hop hip hop. Flex Premier and otis by the numbers. I don't know
• 1:36:14
  when this was made. It was like ten years ago. Funk Flex Premier
• 1:36:17
  Kanye and jay Z's Otis Live on Hot ninety seven. Length of official length
• 1:36:23
  of the song two minutes fifty eight seconds. Time it took funk Flex to
• 1:36:28
  complete the full song on the show twenty two minutes and ten seconds half hour.
• 1:36:32
  Flex bombs dropped on the song. Or oh, two point eight four
• 1:36:40
  Flex bombs per minute. He did sixty three bombs. That's crazy. Twenty
• 1:36:45
  five times Flex restarted the song, or once every fifty three point two seconds.
• 1:36:50
  Yep, Hey, that's crazy. Those are Oppenheimer numbers numbers. Yeah,
• 1:36:58
  I saw it. I need to see it. I mean I heard
• 1:37:00
  some ship boiler alert. Well it's dropped the bomber and yeah, it was
• 1:37:05
  good acting. It's just like it's weird to say like a movie like that
• 1:37:10
  is good because so many people dumped up shite. Hey man, what the
• 1:37:15
  hell you? It could be good acting, good storytelling. Yeah, no,
• 1:37:18
  it definitely achieves that. But at the end of the day, you're
• 1:37:21
  like, it's not Oh you telling my hand over birds like that? What
• 1:37:31
  what are you doing? Can you give context every once in a while?
• 1:37:34
  No? My hip hop? I'm sorry, I sorry hip hop. Hip
• 1:37:44
  hop that's how they all used hip hop has come so far. Well,
• 1:37:49
  yeah it's coming. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No. I was like
• 1:37:55
  I left Oppenheimer, I was like, Yo, that could have used a
• 1:37:57
  few flex bombs, you know, it would have made it longer. Wasn't
• 1:38:01
  already longer. Imagine them dropping it heat like that before they raised a flag,
• 1:38:20
  the American flag. Uh three and the whole the three eyed babies.
• 1:38:30
  Wow. Yeah, I didn't realize how much like was like part of that
• 1:38:36
  though, What do you mean like they accute like they were convinced that like
• 1:38:42
  Oppenheimer was a communist, and so they like treated him like like after after
• 1:38:47
  he built them the bomb and like employed it, like he kind of like
• 1:38:53
  got kicked out. They switched up on him. Yeah, they switched up
• 1:38:55
  on him real hard. He can't trust the government. Yeah, Okay,
• 1:38:59
  you ever if you ever learned anything there was like, wow, you really
• 1:39:01
  built that. You can't be American. If you build that for us,
• 1:39:05
  that means you might build that. He was fucking though he had. That's
• 1:39:11
  what they said. That's what I heard most about the movie. And how
• 1:39:13
  do they know that? How was Oppenheimer? Yeah, doc, doc,
• 1:39:17
  doc getting he was pulling? Yeah, what's their name was in the movie?
• 1:39:24
  Florence Pugh, Lawrence? That was his side thing, wasn't the guy?
• 1:39:27
  Who's the guy to play? He actually looked just like the Irish dude.
• 1:39:31
  It's kind of weird. Tommy Tommy Shelby, Yeah, got with the
• 1:39:34
  eyes. Yeah and the cheek bones. Yeah, they had cheek bones.
• 1:39:40
  Alien speak. You haven't seen you haven't heard the eminem and Mellie mel Beef.
• 1:39:45
  Please no, no, we don't, we don't have to. No,
• 1:39:51
  it's got no, No, I would have to Mellie me, please,
• 1:39:57
  I don't want to talk about either this is I hate of them.
• 1:40:00
  I don't hate it both of them. But it's like, wait, what
• 1:40:01
  did you want to talk about specifically with hip hop? Like our favorite hip
• 1:40:03
  problem this fifty years? Like this ship is like imbedded in our lives,
• 1:40:08
  Like what it is? What's my favorite hip hop album? That's you can't
• 1:40:11
  do that, white? What's your favorite R Kelly album? What you can't
• 1:40:18
  choose? I mean I definitely that it's pretty easy. It's chocolate favor,
• 1:40:28
  be honest, it's actually happy people. You saved me only no no,
• 1:40:31
  no, no, no no, We're not doing this is not happy argues.
• 1:40:38
  Please, you said what's your favorite R. Kelly album? You didn't
• 1:40:41
  say what's the best? I was kid, you know you're right, you're
• 1:40:44
  right, right right? What's that's kind of that's your favorite? But what's
• 1:40:47
  the best? Chocolate fac But okay, but choosing a good TP two now
• 1:40:55
  hip hop? Choosing favorite rap albums that is very top three. It also
• 1:41:00
  depends on like you moving sometimes and top three that's hard too. How about
• 1:41:06
  this? How about this? What's the first album you ever paid for with
• 1:41:10
  your own money? I do like Best Buy gift cards County because you were
• 1:41:15
  we were in what like middle school, you use your money or something like
• 1:41:19
  you went out said I want to buy this album for myself. Yeah.
• 1:41:21
  I remember the like the Walkman day is I went to like Best Buy with
• 1:41:26
  my dad and I had like a gift card from like Christmas or some shit,
• 1:41:30
  and I got get rich or die trying. And I remember like three
• 1:41:33
  months later, like coming clean to my mom that I was like listening to
• 1:41:36
  songs with curse words and I'm so sorry but they're cursing like she didn't really
• 1:41:43
  care given those albums because I can. Yeah, I was purchased, but
• 1:41:47
  the first one I bought. Yeah, I think the first one I bought
• 1:41:53
  was I bought Ematic. That's yo. How is that hard? Because I'm
• 1:41:58
  trying. Yeah, because I'm trying to think, like because I've been like
• 1:42:00
  I said, like one, like I said all the time, my mom
• 1:42:03
  like let me listen like Doggy Style. I was six, right, right,
• 1:42:09
  but like I couldn't go to the store and buy Doggie Style. And
• 1:42:11
  I'm talking about a job. Mine was chicken and beer. Honestly, that's
• 1:42:17
  not mine with my own money that I earned from like working. It might
• 1:42:23
  have been college dropout. Okay, I'm not sure because I'm not in town
• 1:42:28
  a little music my whole life. I've been doing that too, but like
• 1:42:30
  I've always known how to burn CDs and do all that shit I did.
• 1:42:33
  That's what's to because that's kind of like Napster. That's Naster Lion Wire Bear
• 1:42:40
  Share like the two albums. The two albums are having is ll cool J's
• 1:42:46
  the definition and Will Smith explains a lot about it makes a lot of sense.
• 1:42:54
  Yeah, it's fun is my album bron def that was my album My
• 1:43:06
  man was over There is crazy? Bet is heavy? Broill play that shit?
• 1:43:15
  Why why is crazy? People call him big La? Nobody calls that
• 1:43:19
  la. But it's weird because like like I said, like my mom bought
• 1:43:25
  me. It's dark and hell's hot for like Valentine's Day, nice like shit,
• 1:43:30
  like because I've been listening like like the first song I remember, like
• 1:43:34
  our song together was it Takes Two And she used to play that a lot,
• 1:43:41
  she said, I used to let that song song I remember as a
• 1:43:44
  kid was cool Mood West. I have like videos of me singing that,
• 1:43:49
  but I remember Will Smith West good one film where you thinking that's why he
• 1:43:59
  was on the fucking video in this song. I don't think Michael's that's why
• 1:44:03
  I'm in the video. I don't know who is in the video. Mines
• 1:44:10
  was graduation graduation. It's a little late first one that you bought or first
• 1:44:16
  first one? I best graduation. I got them for Christmas. I think
• 1:44:20
  I told that I got three six Mafia and most No Unknown in late That
• 1:44:24
  was my first tour, my first concert graduation. I feel like remember your
• 1:44:29
  first concert on the Dark tour? My first concert was what's it called,
• 1:44:33
  uh scream Tour too B two K. I think it was a big Bao
• 1:44:42
  fan. Yeah, bro, I really when I'm here, when I think
• 1:44:45
  now, but when I think it, I just think a bunch of a
• 1:44:47
  lot of little girls going there, like we still listen to the music.
• 1:44:53
  Though took me. I think my brother I think Blair went it was dope.
• 1:44:59
  Bro. Really that was my guy, my life. You know how
• 1:45:06
  hard it is to come up with the top like that is hard. It's
• 1:45:10
  hard for me to come up with the top fifty. Yeah. I don't
• 1:45:13
  know if I can name like my favorites that just come to mind. Uh,
• 1:45:16
  Like I said, Late Registration is my favorite Kanye album. I used
• 1:45:21
  to listen to beg for Mercy a lot by G Unit and I remember by
• 1:45:29
  actually because I think it came out around the same time. I think,
• 1:45:31
  but even get Richard I trying. I remember buying that back when the mall
• 1:45:35
  then when we actually had them all and I worked worked that regal and I
• 1:45:42
  remember coppying Diplomatic Immunity one year, not not too but like I think it
• 1:45:49
  was three the one with the like the bird and it was like Camo,
• 1:45:53
  but the one with the bad that's a train. Some I think it was
• 1:46:01
  like Lloyd Banks came out. I bought like a bunch of I was like,
• 1:46:05
  I got to have like Purple Haze. I think I bought that till
• 1:46:11
  I had that on CD two. I still have a lot of those CDs
• 1:46:15
  came out because that was Down Down that's two thousand and three. I think,
• 1:46:19
  nah that early nod well, yeah, because Kanye was still kind of
• 1:46:25
  just produced. It might have been two thousands some of four four I hear
• 1:46:31
  the Camera damn December two thousand and four. DA and College Dropout came out
• 1:46:39
  right after. That's a great fucking listen with dip set came on bro when
• 1:46:43
  I first heard fucking Santanas town ship dip shit what man good? Yeah?
• 1:46:57
  I think yeah, dip set they had had a strange go hold on your
• 1:47:00
  boy, you had to strangle like fashion bad fashion, real bad niggas is
• 1:47:06
  wearing well, Fab had me wearing fitted in a jersey or a jersey would
• 1:47:14
  have fitted to match like whatever? I remember, had you take do you
• 1:47:18
  take fashion jersey? Do you take fashion tips from Fab? Now? It
• 1:47:24
  doesn't look like it, does it. Yeah? I remember I bought like
• 1:47:27
  real talk. That was a good album. I like that, you know
• 1:47:30
  what album? A song? I loved on that album so much, baby
• 1:47:34
  that was that was my ship. You b my b a B do do
• 1:47:41
  doo doo doo doo doo. That some hits. He has a lot of
• 1:47:44
  stinkers, know, there's plenty of them, but he has the better mixtape.
• 1:47:47
  He was a mixtape, yes, and then Yeah's classic mixtapes Yes,
• 1:47:53
  yes, even before that. It's a guy on I forget his name is
• 1:47:58
  on social media where he was saying that Fab and Carmelo Anthony Yeah yeah,
• 1:48:03
  same, yeah, the same trajectory. A lot of Olympic medals, No,
• 1:48:06
  chips no chips and his Olympic medals, like he's the greatest Olympic basketball,
• 1:48:12
  best mix tape, some of the best mixtapes ever. I would have
• 1:48:16
  to put Dedication two pretty high quality all the time. Dedication one too,
• 1:48:24
  Dedication ones when like Wayne was starting to be rapper, started wrapping his as.
• 1:48:30
  That's why I tell people like the Carter is better than the Carter three
• 1:48:35
  maybe rap because a lot of his best ship were leaks and feature mix tapes.
• 1:48:45
  And then like we heard a lot of ship that was on coming out
• 1:48:49
  on the album because it was everything was getting leaked. So Drought three,
• 1:48:55
  Dedication two, and then the Drought is over serious and then he had a
• 1:49:00
  whole bunch of ceiling random. I feel underrated as far as hip hop goes.
• 1:49:04
  No, no, underrated, but I think not appreciated. I think
• 1:49:10
  they're now because most mixtapes made the artist, Yeah, but it's not the
• 1:49:15
  thought of as much. Yeah, but you just think because because the time,
• 1:49:17
  because time changed, that's why it doesn't make the blog arrow is huge.
• 1:49:23
  Yeah. I feel like that was a really important era in hip hop,
• 1:49:27
  and it's just we're so far away from that now. It just doesn't
• 1:49:30
  exist. That's all we talked about it when I said I went to the
• 1:49:32
  Wiz concert, how like his like mainstream shit sucks, but tho mixtapes,
• 1:49:40
  cabin Fever road you even do? I mean, have you remember the first
• 1:49:45
  he does? Say, yeah, there's no such things because they call it
• 1:49:48
  like Jersey Shore, like yeah that I've still got to be a website right
• 1:50:00
  speed or what that's done? Yeah? People, people is done? Yeah,
• 1:50:02
  yeah, yeah, and nobody doesn't because people don't do mixtapes because you
• 1:50:06
  can't. You're not releasing free music. Yeah, and you had to put
• 1:50:10
  pretty much at this day and age, you gotta put everything on a streaming
• 1:50:13
  site in order for people to listen to it. Like nobody's putting music on
• 1:50:15
  sound clouds like that and no more. And to be honest, it's also
• 1:50:17
  a lot easier to put music on streaming platforms to make money off it anyway,
• 1:50:20
  so exactly, but if you're gonna make money off of it, that
• 1:50:23
  means you can't it can't be a sample or something you gotta get. So
• 1:50:27
  the make safe eric then mixape error got ruined by greed because that's why I
• 1:50:30
  likes mostly even when you listen to it now, Yeah, I think I
• 1:50:35
  figured what song it is and when they trying to remake them rerelease it up,
• 1:50:42
  just keep it waited that. I think for whichever mixtape you put on
• 1:50:45
  Apple Music, songs are different. Couple of it just sounds different, like
• 1:50:51
  I'm not right, it's still on my computer. It's really done. Yeah,
• 1:50:55
  yeah, I think, Yeah, there was a whole thing about that.
• 1:50:57
  I used to go to a lot of mixtapes. Yet Takes Mistake was
• 1:51:00
  my ship. What was the what was the on Smash was boys? It
• 1:51:08
  was just like right, remember right? What was my favorite? Remember Zeus
• 1:51:14
  was that nigga name or not zuso? His name the nigga. He was
• 1:51:18
  like a blog writer O big ghosts. Yeah, big ghosts. Oh my
• 1:51:26
  god. He would do write ups on different artists and he would bro.
• 1:51:30
  He was funny, bro, he was funny. That niggah out a drink.
• 1:51:34
  Yeah oh yeah. He didn't like Drake. He didn't like Drake,
• 1:51:38
  or he liked Drake, but he just thought he was soft at like he
• 1:51:40
  just it's all the life skin jokes. You can imagine. Find that blog.
• 1:51:44
  That's funny stuff. I'll never forget. He said. He was sastating
• 1:51:47
  in the Garden of Dicks. I'll never forget that line in my life.
• 1:51:51
  I remember when that nigga, Drake when he premiere Replacement Girl, and I
• 1:51:56
  was like, this is the nigga from because I watched the Grass time from
• 1:52:00
  the Grassy it was like replacing girls. It was like comeback season. I
• 1:52:03
  was back. That was back when is that? His head was like an
• 1:52:09
  upside down candy corn and had that funny lip. Yeah, he almost he
• 1:52:15
  always duck lip. I don't know. If you look, he's still He's
• 1:52:18
  always been sassy. I know, but if you love but like the duck
• 1:52:20
  doesn't look his back because it's not prominent or he got surgery, okay,
• 1:52:29
  Duck or some shit. Nigga, I want you to look at it.
• 1:52:30
  Look at it from Drake from like the two thousand seven versus Drake. Now
• 1:52:39
  it's vastly different, I mean changed. How do you think he met Kim?
• 1:52:45
  What's that? Mister Duck? The same office, same sixteen years.
• 1:52:50
  Someone's face isn't gonna change that drastically. No, No, Albrey's angel.
• 1:52:59
  I'm just asking a question. Look look at them and I'm just look at
• 1:53:05
  a picture here from like two thousand and six seven, and look at it.
• 1:53:09
  It's jarring, is it? I can't stand now now, Like from
• 1:53:15
  that blog Era who's just like puts out stinkers currency kick cutting. Yes,
• 1:53:21
  you need to chill the fuck out. I'm not gonna lie. I'll say
• 1:53:25
  currency is great currency. I've never liked smoke Weed. That's why I've never
• 1:53:31
  liked him. Man the Pilot one two and three, Smokey Robinson, you
• 1:53:40
  chose the wrong one. Nigga jet Life, I never like that was my
• 1:53:46
  that was my first concert. Currency and jet Lines voice just never did it
• 1:53:50
  for me. I just never. I never did. You didn't listen to
• 1:53:54
  their combined mixtape fly Man. I didn't like that's like rapping, Like this
• 1:54:00
  is rapping slow and I rolled it up and I'm like, yo, he
• 1:54:03
  just keep saying this used to and you know that it's just a beard.
• 1:54:09
  Yeah, I was just a beard. That's old. That's before. No,
• 1:54:13
  that's that's i'd literally typed in Drake twenty twenty three. That's a recent
• 1:54:16
  picture. Well, that's more recent things him. He has braids, more
• 1:54:19
  recent things. He's had braids for a year now, okay, but it's
• 1:54:23
  more recent than fucking two thousand and seven, Like he's had different circus.
• 1:54:27
  That's just a bird that is a beard to you. What was he like,
• 1:54:30
  Yeah, that's just a picture, that's really just a bear seventeen years
• 1:54:33
  ago. Yeah, like that's what niggas with beards look drastically different. But
• 1:54:38
  he said, people's faces don't change because I don't know anything about those people
• 1:54:42
  nowhere near each other. Like that's age wise, he's just a different Yeah
• 1:54:45
  he's a thirty seven though, Yeah old because eyebrows aren't his long deficas is
• 1:54:51
  eyebrows shaved. Sure. First memories of hipp my first first memories of hip
• 1:54:56
  hop fake my my first memory a real hip hop or like underground hippop,
• 1:55:01
  like six seventh grade when I was listening to a little birds hip hop in
• 1:55:03
  general, just like did you grow up in general? Did you just grow
• 1:55:06
  did you grow up? Did your parents listen to it? Because some people
• 1:55:10
  not really, because some people listen to a lot of R and B and
• 1:55:13
  my dad listen to a lot of Reagan. I got it from I didn't
• 1:55:15
  really grow up. Yeah, my sisters same, my sisters wanting you don't
• 1:55:18
  no fucking rap with the give from her my first member of hip hop,
• 1:55:23
  get Dick, what is it? Fucking little Kim explains a lot. Well,
• 1:55:30
  it's the Queen Hippop. I mean true white parents in my house.
• 1:55:35
  Let's do an independent research. Independent white people go so hard with hip hop.
• 1:55:41
  They gotta be like I listened to a stop Rock my parents, and
• 1:55:45
  they get stop rock, you get mad. You know, I'd never forget.
• 1:55:47
  I had a whole argument about this because they were like, oh,
• 1:55:50
  they sat Rocky and he don't know. I'm like, yo, these niggas
• 1:55:56
  from Harlowe don't know about this fucking white and it's Differentble like, no,
• 1:56:01
  you know, they only want to be extra liken. The people that listen
• 1:56:04
  to fucking the rap that's on Tony Hawks pro Skater albums, or like just
• 1:56:11
  some super undergrounds. Oh no, no, no, Tony Hawks Underground that
• 1:56:17
  soundtrack. It's but I'm saying that's all they listened to in the studio,
• 1:56:21
  Like y'all listen to j Live or bust Driver, like it's this one raps
• 1:56:28
  Jurassic five. Dave Marre's being fair. Question, My god, you don't
• 1:56:34
  have that new people under the stairs listen. I am Sue, I am
• 1:56:40
  Sue. Yo. He's supposed to be the next nigga up, bro,
• 1:56:43
  Yo, you know, like, I'll never forget the loop Pack. It's
• 1:56:46
  my one boy. I used to work at the movie there. He's swore
• 1:56:50
  by a Pet Booz big swearing by Pet Yo. He was like, Yo,
• 1:56:58
  he's going to be the man. Didn't like when the Touch of Remix
• 1:57:00
  came out and he told you that I had the five fingers of Devin was
• 1:57:04
  like, you don't understand. I've got the five bars and Nick New York
• 1:57:06
  City pull on my hand, not make a type of make a cover ridiculous.
• 1:57:12
  And then I'm like, I smacked the world with a New York livers
• 1:57:15
  when this is gonna blow up, that's a great verse, though it was.
• 1:57:17
  I thought Mickey facts, Mickey facts, who's a rapper, y'all thought
• 1:57:21
  it was gonna blow up and didn't do it. I thought one of them
• 1:57:26
  because you know the double X, Yeah, the double X cell Ricky shit.
• 1:57:29
  Yeah, I thought. I thought Casey Veggies was the coolest nigga ever.
• 1:57:32
  Veggies was still cool, but he stayed right there. Yeah you don't
• 1:57:39
  know Casey Veggies. No, dude, I love the odd Future Veggies.
• 1:57:45
  He was way our future. Ye ran with them. Staples too. Yeah,
• 1:57:47
  I mean like random Earl and Tyler, but yeah, I had a
• 1:57:54
  fucking they were there. Photographer Fen was doing a show in Brooklyn. I
• 1:57:59
  think I was like a junior in high school and I went to it and
• 1:58:04
  I had this like old like dip set. It was like the Ramons,
• 1:58:11
  but it was a dip set shirt. You still have it? No,
• 1:58:14
  I brought it and I gave it to Earl. Oh shit, because Earl
• 1:58:16
  was way smaller than me. Yeah, well he wasn't way smaller, but
• 1:58:21
  he was. He was frailer close to the child frailer y'all part, did
• 1:58:26
  y'all to like, did y'all listen to the Gray album? I heard about
• 1:58:30
  it? I never listen. I heard about the Gray album the Beatles and
• 1:58:32
  it was like the Beatles and the Black Album. It was the Beatles white
• 1:58:35
  album. But it was actually really good and if you can somehow get it,
• 1:58:41
  it wasn't bad at all. I'm like the Beatles overrated girl story.
• 1:58:45
  Oh yeah, So I gave him the shirt. It was in this like
• 1:58:48
  warehouse and like green Point, and Tyler was there and he like took the
• 1:58:55
  shirt. He was like stoked on the shirt, showed it too there's a
• 1:58:58
  picture on his Instagram him of him, yeah, of him wearing the shirt.
• 1:59:01
  Says, shouts out to Ean Oaks and n Y shout out and like
• 1:59:11
  they it's like, dude, it's got to be twenty twelve, God damn.
• 1:59:17
  And yeah, he and Tyler were like they like freaked out and uh
• 1:59:24
  yeah, like ty had like Tyler signed my arm like I was fanboying,
• 1:59:29
  like that was one that was one. He was the white boy Tyler.
• 1:59:35
  Yeah, that was one. That was one. Tattoo. That's when they
• 1:59:39
  assess white boys too, and that's Haji was still around that he hates.
• 1:59:44
  He hates doing his old ship now Tyler Tyler. Yeah, he does because
• 1:59:48
  it was because he knows it sounds cool. Hadji was from Trent from Yeah,
• 1:59:55
  yeah, that's my somehow something in law almost Hu do look like Nah
• 2:00:01
  and Law. He was on the he was on the Zoom Christmas call him
• 2:00:06
  and Nelly for Tato. Yeah yeah that's the baby mom right or are they
• 2:00:14
  married? I don't know. They was on the Zoom Christmas Call with Nelly
• 2:00:19
  Black Ramon's dip set Street. I'm looking and like it had to be June
• 2:00:26
  or July, I think right now, Yo, why didn't you people from
• 2:00:30
  Trenton love If somebody's from Trenton, like trappers, they be like, oh
• 2:00:36
  from Trenton, from Trenton, like that girl, actually that girl that's the
• 2:00:41
  runner. He's seen her on the Dick's commercial Dick Sporting. Yeah, the
• 2:00:45
  long distance runner that was on the Olympics. Yeah, yeah, should be
• 2:00:51
  running. But like fu, I definitely knew they were like this, this
• 2:00:57
  is this is something and yeah, but I thought I thought. I thought
• 2:01:03
  Charles Hamilton was gonna be big. That was gonna be my answer. I
• 2:01:06
  really thought, see, yeah, I really thought he was. I really
• 2:01:11
  thought, like, yo, that class, that class, that class,
• 2:01:15
  that whole class him girl Blue Blue, I thought you were on Tyler and
• 2:01:21
  he made the album what was That Girl? That's still one of the best
• 2:01:24
  mixtapes. Well, yeah, and well the day after I met them,
• 2:01:28
  they had a show. It was in where year was this again? It
• 2:01:32
  had to be twenty twelve, I think. So it was the summer before
• 2:01:39
  my junior year of high school, because I saw them my freshman year of
• 2:01:45
  college in New York. No, they went to Montclair. They were they
• 2:01:48
  went to they were Montclair at the Wellmont Theater. Oh, yeah you found
• 2:01:53
  it. Yeah, yeah, shouts out to Ian Oaks and for the gift.
• 2:01:59
  It's later just a shirt. Yeah, I like pictures of it.
• 2:02:04
  Actually, I like woke up the next day and I saw that because like,
• 2:02:08
  obviously he didn't take my tag. It's so fucking ugly man. God
• 2:02:13
  damn that's tough. Yeah. That had me. That had me geeks for
• 2:02:21
  like a solid after he came back. Right, Yeah, he knows my
• 2:02:25
  name. That's my name. What class was that with Mickey Facts? No,
• 2:02:30
  because it was I think it was like, oh wait, oh ninas
• 2:02:32
  bro Blue, Mickey Facts, uh, currency wilet and Drake the fucking white
• 2:02:41
  boy? What's the white boy yet? Like he was I regretting white boys?
• 2:02:51
  Don't We mentioned friends lit the coof We said friends with the earlier,
• 2:02:55
  right, like the word bolitical friends friends friend friend. Yeah, Asher Roll
• 2:03:00
  has a friend the Cough Bar, Like he said his name in the song
• 2:03:03
  one time, He's the only ever heard, Like are you taking this?
• 2:03:08
  I'm just saying he's the only person I've ever because I knew he said his
• 2:03:11
  name earlier. Asher had a friend win the Bar. That mixtape, that
• 2:03:15
  Greenhouse Effect mixtape was good. The DJ Drama Greenhouse Effect. Yes, and
• 2:03:20
  then you I Love College and lark on My Go Cart? Lark what is
• 2:03:25
  this? Bro? That movie? I don't know about Larking my Go Cart
• 2:03:28
  the album Sleep My Brain Out or something that transition, Like that's not the
• 2:03:32
  same type of no rap. No, No, that's that's like, yeah,
• 2:03:36
  that's all I'm saying, Like what the kids mix tape was pretty transformational.
• 2:03:42
  It's on my mat really, I wasn't on Yeah. I got on
• 2:03:47
  him early, like like is that block that block? Shit? Ye,
• 2:03:51
  get on that. I remember hearing hearing him. I'm like, who the
• 2:03:54
  fuck is this white dude rapping like this? That Nike's on my feet?
• 2:03:57
  That's what That's what did Dandy had? Like cool music videos? Yeah,
• 2:04:00
  yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find that because now Mike, I'm trying
• 2:04:05
  to look. Yeah, you know it was astro rov A lot of good
• 2:04:10
  kids in that ca b o b b O b U. What's his name?
• 2:04:15
  Eight Hood? I thought Ace Hood was going to be big. Yeah
• 2:04:19
  he was for a time. He did that your first did he do you
• 2:04:26
  think? So? Yeah, let's do his songs. He was out for
• 2:04:29
  the miles. Yeah he was. He made rapping like play he was already
• 2:04:34
  rapping like that, just talking about m MG bro Gunplay got a song called
• 2:04:38
  Bible on the Dash. I ever heard that? Come on, Yeah,
• 2:04:43
  that's why I wrote with my Bible. That's used to happen. Whatever happened
• 2:04:46
  to Pee Wee long Way, even we long Way waiting at the fact Kryp
• 2:04:50
  Nigger, I'm yeah. She was like Smurf. Did he get killed?
• 2:04:58
  Huh No, people, I don't get killed. He just fell off the
• 2:05:00
  jail. He still does music with like Class money Man, Yeah, Wow,
• 2:05:05
  Peewee long Way, Jake Cole Wiz, Nipsy money Man. Every song
• 2:05:13
  is the same rock money Man, that's money. He'd be long ways five
• 2:05:19
  feet tall. No, he's not, That's what it says. You know.
• 2:05:24
  I can't believe that you're with him in Cryp Matt. The video of
• 2:05:27
  Tory Lanes being the same height when he was sitting down is when he stood
• 2:05:30
  up popped off on my timeline the other day, and that was hilarious,
• 2:05:35
  hilarious. I'll shot to him for being in a Clint bro Yeah, being
• 2:05:45
  locked up. You'll get out when you get out, nigga, Yes,
• 2:05:47
  y'all you already don't set up city rap City basement days were all old enough
• 2:05:54
  for that. What Rap City, the smack DVD mixtapes? You know what,
• 2:06:02
  let me tell you something. I know that could I know that could
• 2:06:05
  never have maybe it could I missed Like no, like smack DVDs. I
• 2:06:12
  think because of social media, we can never have anything like that, because
• 2:06:16
  that's like getting and mixtapes back. It's just that error is just it can't
• 2:06:20
  happen. It's too much. We have too much, everything's too fast.
• 2:06:26
  All that shit got sick, just them, just like we cherished just watching
• 2:06:31
  videos of them chilling out, video freestyling. It was literally social media like
• 2:06:39
  they would just record it and then put it out and you just watch niggas
• 2:06:42
  just living doing random shit. Now fun fact, the longest or what what's
• 2:06:48
  the what's the ship? The trivia shit? Which one the longest hip hop
• 2:06:55
  billboard bulls. That's where we're at now. Yeah, the longest running song
• 2:07:03
  Old Time Role by Little NASAs. She is different now into what we got
• 2:07:11
  two hours? Yeah, I want to get some questions in. I would
• 2:07:13
  love yes shout out of hip hip hop, hip Hop Magoo, RP forget.
• 2:07:21
  I had a tweet of the week. Oh god, I just wanted
• 2:07:24
  to share. We didn't get any Juggers of the Week. We did get
• 2:07:27
  some nominations from last week. I don't know if we got some good nominations
• 2:07:30
  in the Discord juggas. You can go to that. And I'm gonna say
• 2:07:32
  this tweet of the week. It was a quote tweet. The original tweet
• 2:07:36
  was I have a theory that seventh grade was the biggest downfall in every teenage
• 2:07:40
  girl's life. Then the actual tweet said, in seventh grade, I started
• 2:07:44
  stuffing my braw and I thought no one knew. Then on the last day
• 2:07:47
  of school, we watched Crookling and during the part when Troy was stuffing her
• 2:07:51
  braw, someone in my class said, there go Terra and everyone laughed,
• 2:07:56
  even the teacher. So imagine going on the whole school year thinking, no,
• 2:08:01
  why do you notice taking your slick, I'm stuffing my bra Nobody can
• 2:08:05
  tell for you can't go to bitch. I'll be doing that shit. Isn't
• 2:08:09
  that you That's what you'd be doing? The teachers laugh, Yeah, teachers,
• 2:08:16
  like she went from training braun to officer. She got restlesses next day.
• 2:08:22
  I mean a girl used to do that. Yeah, It's like I
• 2:08:24
  don't know if I don't know if girls are doing that at the township.
• 2:08:26
  But when I wasn't sent to missing, I'm sure a little white girls are
• 2:08:30
  doing that. Oh dude, I definitely called a couple of girls out on
• 2:08:33
  that like a real dicket. What do you say? I was just like,
• 2:08:39
  you ain't got no fake news. Why don't the front of your bra
• 2:08:45
  touch your chest? Oh? You're looking for the buggers? I got,
• 2:08:48
  I got. There's three nominations for Buggers of a Week. Okay, we
• 2:08:52
  gotta we have uh miss Haley at well Haley apparently she's on this Captain Carter
• 2:09:01
  from the MCU. Yep, Oh, that's a Captain America's love interest in
• 2:09:05
  I mean, oh yeah, sounds Oh she has she has watching like she's
• 2:09:13
  wearing she's wearing suits suits, yet plays another one for Miss Christina Hendricks from
• 2:09:20
  Madman Fame and it was just nice. What Wait does she play Betty Draper?
• 2:09:26
  Yes? Wait, no, no, no, no, no,
• 2:09:28
  that's not her. That's January something January. She's the red the red the
• 2:09:35
  redhead. Yeah. Also in the show Good Girls, I think it's gone.
• 2:09:39
  Yeah, she gets im. Thanks, just put it now. Here's
• 2:09:43
  the last domination. This is my choice personally, Miss Jill Scott. Nope,
• 2:09:50
  you said so fast because just Mike's nomination. Wow. Wow. Jill
• 2:09:56
  Scott always has some difference between jilling those other women, which is why Lamont
• 2:10:03
  said not so fast. You ever seen them news? Yeah? It was
• 2:10:07
  so nice, great part of the fabling. Yeah, oh yeah, she
• 2:10:11
  was part of the fabening. Jill Scott was part of the fathening. You
• 2:10:13
  didn't know Nicholas Damn okay, juco woogas he was doing that, Mike,
• 2:10:22
  that's when she was cupping. Yeah, I don't even care if just a
• 2:10:26
  mic that shit. That was hot shit, Philly, Yes, she that
• 2:10:35
  is so Congratulations to the nominees of the nominees of the week. Who wins
• 2:10:41
  book? Couldn't we take a vote on who wins the Woggas? Okay,
• 2:10:46
  let's go one by one out of the three. M J who's your vote
• 2:10:50
  for? I don't know them? Haleyot hey my boy, he come through.
• 2:10:58
  I'm going with Christina Christine the Hendricks. I'm gonna go Jail Scott.
• 2:11:05
  She's a negro. Yes, okay, I might have to lean. I'm
• 2:11:09
  gonna go Haley at Well, I'm just gonna throw my food out there.
• 2:11:13
  You're Haley at Well. I mean, all right, so Chris Hendrix,
• 2:11:18
  Haley at Well, Keenan, I'm gonna have to go with you. I'm
• 2:11:22
  gonna have to go jail Scott. Oh boy, baby, Q is deciding
• 2:11:28
  the fact is the tiebreaker you gotta get. You got a big responsibility on
• 2:11:35
  your shoulders, my friend, you get to decide the wookers of the week.
• 2:11:39
  Who are you voting for, Miss Christina Hendricks, Haley at Well or
• 2:11:46
  Jill Scott. He's going Christina, that's your cousin. Well, that's crazy,
• 2:11:58
  That's why he said. It feels weird. She got spelled the name.
• 2:12:05
  But I agree, all right. She does have probably the largest risso
• 2:12:13
  you wouldn't. We will be mailing you your gold Bram. She's gonna Gold
• 2:12:20
  Brazier trophy. When I was watching like I was watching old like raw clips,
• 2:12:26
  like back in the day when it was all like fake tits was a
• 2:12:31
  thing and like everybody was getting fake titties like the Pam Anderson days. Why
• 2:12:35
  do we go, Well, y'all were young, but like people went so
• 2:12:39
  crazy for them ships. It's like me because it was the new thing you
• 2:12:43
  used to see the skin stretching. It's boom like, look like you just
• 2:12:48
  are like super perky. They don't look at that. I mean they're making
• 2:12:50
  it better now. That's but it still was like fentimate, But it was
• 2:12:54
  just it was like I was just the v I was like, why don't
• 2:12:56
  get so hype over this ship because titties. Honestly, time cool feet is
• 2:13:01
  the way I feel about titties. I don't love titties too, but I'm
• 2:13:05
  talking about fake like you like you like titties. So you said it would
• 2:13:09
  be like prosthetic feet if he if he loved if he loved feet as much
• 2:13:16
  as Elsie did, he would you like, do you like the fake?
• 2:13:22
  Tell you in the wheelchair? Yesterday was good about he was about to kill
• 2:13:30
  these two white boys for some reason. But how does this relate to anything?
• 2:13:35
  Because he said the prosthetic feet and like the dude was talking about He's
• 2:13:37
  like, oh, I'm about to get this new leg and I'm would not
• 2:13:41
  come up here next week and I'm gonna pop you motherfucker. He's like,
• 2:13:43
  I got the woman they got to customize six or something on it for him.
• 2:13:50
  He got tattoo on this prosthetic leg. Yeah, we do have time
• 2:13:58
  for questions. Yeah we can questions. Uh, these are a Patreon question
• 2:14:05
  since they paid, I'm gonna ask, oh, not really question. I
• 2:14:09
  still can't find the question link. I don't know how you made it that
• 2:14:13
  far, but I went on Keenan's Facebook looking for the double polo cop collar
• 2:14:18
  fit. The goddamn they find it, though, I saw a whole bunch
• 2:14:24
  of snow. Didn't know he used to roll like that for real. Hey,
• 2:14:28
  we gotta that's going to chill. They got a chill. I think
• 2:14:39
  I'm to come to agreement and chill mutually together. You were definitely frolicking in
• 2:14:46
  the in They don't even go on Facebook anymore, Okay, like face,
• 2:14:50
  so everything one years old. I don't potion. I was in various groups.
• 2:14:58
  More notably, we mean most who did you have most of your encounters
• 2:15:03
  with early in high school? In high school, it was a combination.
• 2:15:09
  But Keenan hung around the white women there you go around the black ones,
• 2:15:16
  hung around in every fucking club. I was in every group. Bro Out
• 2:15:20
  of all the titties you've seen in high school, I'm with the majority.
• 2:15:24
  With your what, oh, definitely white because white girls listen if you was,
• 2:15:31
  if you was a part of those white you would have seen a lot
• 2:15:35
  of white titties too. Because white girls, I would have closed my eyes,
• 2:15:39
  you know, you would have nasty. Probably would have been like that
• 2:15:41
  boy with pink. Let me get some, Let me get some some.
• 2:15:50
  Another Patreon question, since you guys were, let me make my Facebook private
• 2:15:54
  before my Facebook all of a sudden, it's on, go for it.
• 2:15:56
  Yeah, it's crazy. Literally, everybody's about to go check that out.
• 2:16:00
  Everybody I know keenan white women so dark. Now, someone who has never
• 2:16:07
  seen south Park, did you name good or a good south Park episode to
• 2:16:11
  start with? So just one episode, but like I guess your favorite episode
• 2:16:15
  or one they should watch easily. A good one to start with is the
• 2:16:20
  one where he uh, that's the best passion we Scott Tenement. Another good
• 2:16:26
  one, underrated one is the Lord of the Rings one. What about the
• 2:16:31
  Game of Thrones? Did you like those one? Those super cool drawn out
• 2:16:39
  from me? Oh, the Michael Jackson's Yes, yes, mister Jefferson,
• 2:16:43
  yes, yes, the one where they were playing with ninja weapons. Let's
• 2:16:54
  go normal protag bibus Lad's fighting When you said the one with when uh,
• 2:17:05
  who's the cripp one. Who's the crippled one? Oh, yes, that's
• 2:17:11
  great. That might be the best one. That might go pass the blood
• 2:17:15
  to the nigga on the left. Don't pick this is my nigga's duck.
• 2:17:20
  He became a crip because that one, the one where carbon pretension be three
• 2:17:26
  to do the Special Olympics. Oh my, and then cass up Bernita.
• 2:17:37
  Yeah, there's so many like yeah, I mean I think that's a good
• 2:17:39
  start. And the Scientology one where the show no real dollar. Isaac said
• 2:17:52
  he really left because of that and all the ship they made fun of.
• 2:17:56
  That's what we left on which one he left after that Scientology episode because he
• 2:18:01
  was a scientologist. Look at the list of Scientology and be like, damn
• 2:18:07
  you you got caught up in this. Who's a notable one of us that
• 2:18:13
  was caught up in Scientology? And Remany Limany from King of Queens. Yeah,
• 2:18:20
  it's a couple of them. He was like, what the fuck are
• 2:18:22
  you doing? Max? Questions? All right, next question? Doubling back
• 2:18:26
  to this, do or you have y'all had a song that helps you get
• 2:18:31
  through a heartbreak or a break up. Me and my girl recently broke up
• 2:18:35
  on mutual terms. I was willing to work through whatever. Blah blah blah.
• 2:18:41
  I've been mutual, big buddy. Nah, that's not sounding mutual.
• 2:18:43
  But you got broken up with you got it's okay, how long How long
• 2:18:50
  is this from It's a couple of months, a couple of weeks, months,
• 2:18:54
  months, because I was saving the suggestion or l yeah, those for
• 2:18:58
  later, but we never really got some. But yeah, it says I've
• 2:19:01
  been bumping little ouzy. The way life goes every single day. You're twenty
• 2:19:05
  one, maybe they are. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie from now on.
• 2:19:09
  From now on, when you guys answer ask questions, I need you
• 2:19:13
  to put your age why, because of it helps a lot I get my
• 2:19:18
  my My suggestions will be different, honestly. Yeah, okay, I'm not
• 2:19:22
  gonna suggest if you're listening, I'm not gonna suggest say the pictures by case
• 2:19:26
  because you're gonna be like, who the fuck is case? You're not even
• 2:19:28
  gonna not even that, You're not even gonna appreciate what I'm telling you.
• 2:19:31
  I think you should know based on the age. Yeah that is traced on
• 2:19:33
  the song. That is true, but don't But if somebody that thirty years,
• 2:19:39
  like, yeah, I listen to They're out there, They're out there,
• 2:19:43
  they are out there. If you're listening to that, just keep on
• 2:19:46
  listening to that. I don't know. I find a tribute red song and
• 2:19:48
  he's screaming on no get away, dude, I just gonna go with the
• 2:19:52
  fuck it by Emon. Oh just angry. Yeah, you might listen angry.
• 2:20:00
  That's different waves all the time. He's like, yeah, it's all
• 2:20:07
  in the family. It's all in the family. I didn't have a song
• 2:20:11
  that helped me get over a break up, but I had a song that
• 2:20:13
  got me hyped out about to ask somebody out, okay, in the complete
• 2:20:18
  opposite direction, player, complete opposite So it was peaches and cream. Next
• 2:20:24
  question, good song, though, good song the fuck beat thinking I'm about
• 2:20:31
  the beat. Oh that's fifth grade. I didn't think it's actually I just
• 2:20:35
  want to hold her hand. Just wanted to hold her hand. Yo,
• 2:20:39
  bro, you were remedial. Well why I got be remedial because you're about
• 2:20:43
  to beat in four grades of No, he just agreed. No, I
• 2:20:48
  wasn't. I wasn't thinking about hands in the ice cream. This nigga and
• 2:20:54
  the lunch on pizza. Different day. We know what I mean, Green,
• 2:21:01
  what are you gonna do? Yeah? He was going to eat lunch
• 2:21:03
  together. We sat together class. Her name was Sonia, Sonia something I
• 2:21:09
  forget her, not forget Yeah, he shout out to Sonya. Now this
• 2:21:13
  was back and found Woods days still live. I don't know a thing.
• 2:21:18
  You got to ask that question? Yeah, in facts? All right?
• 2:21:22
  Next question, Oh, you're not where you first started? No, I
• 2:21:28
  mean because you've never got one yea one? I think so literally literally over
• 2:21:37
  people in this room. I have a dead friend. Yeah, but it's
• 2:21:41
  not because they were like I've got a couple. Yeah, but people just
• 2:21:45
  die. Fortunately, But I'm saying started it's like, but but I said
• 2:21:52
  that because that's somebody that none of us have heard of, ner heard of,
• 2:21:54
  or from in years. Okay, Next, she was only here that
• 2:21:58
  one year anyway. Next question, it's another suggested I never want to hold
• 2:22:07
  your head anyway. Next question, did we read a question about someone someone's
• 2:22:22
  sister wanted to fuck her their friend somebody's sister probably this. I guess it
• 2:22:30
  was an update for it to answer y'all question. This has been my voice.
• 2:22:33
  In sophomore year of high school, my sister shot her shot in high
• 2:22:37
  school or in his DMS. He immediately told me said he always thought she
• 2:22:41
  was attractive, really cool people, but didn't did talk about this okay,
• 2:22:46
  and asked me if I would mind if I took her out on a date,
• 2:22:48
  because he didn't want to just fuck, He would want to really try
• 2:22:52
  to take her serious. I was like, okay, but playing around.
• 2:22:56
  I told him he would have to ask my parents first, and he did,
• 2:23:00
  laughing emoji much to him. Next thing I know, he's showing up
• 2:23:03
  at my house with flowers picking her up, laughing emoji. My sister came
• 2:23:07
  back aesthetics astatic. Oh they like, I'm not ecstatic, talking about how
• 2:23:16
  sweet he is and how much fun she had looking forward to their next date.
• 2:23:20
  Nice. I honestly can't be mad at this point. Question to Mike
• 2:23:24
  and MJ because I know y'all have sisters. Would y'all let your boy date
• 2:23:26
  your sister if you're genuinely making her happy? Fuck? Why not? Her
• 2:23:31
  happiness is but she order than me, so I don't. I can't make
• 2:23:35
  her happy. Happy Nickel, I mean, I'm you're gonna You're gonna be
• 2:23:45
  that selfishly make you happy? I see how it is you're getting in between
• 2:23:52
  both of our happiness, love both of y'all. Wow, we're trying exactly
• 2:23:58
  other people with your cat blocking. I can't y'all could be cool like y'all,
• 2:24:05
  it'll always be talk about we. The conversation can't be the same no
• 2:24:09
  more. I guess, No, I guess. So I mean it could
• 2:24:11
  just not be sex related, all right. So that that brings it down
• 2:24:16
  to two things. How often do you talk about sex with other people with
• 2:24:20
  Elsie all the time? Two fucking months? How much does Elsie? Because
• 2:24:26
  Elsie, listen, I share so much. He is a fucking is.
• 2:24:31
  A is a rubus cube wrapped an enigma. So I'll be trying to pull
• 2:24:37
  things out. But you know what, I've learned to not even say anything
• 2:24:41
  and just listen. Just wait, it's gonna come out. It'll come out,
• 2:24:45
  and it'll come out, So I just chill out. I made that
• 2:24:48
  mistake for many years. But now wait, I was like every time,
• 2:24:52
  like, oh, it's like a Chinese finger trap. Yes, it's like
• 2:24:58
  I just gotta all get a relaxed. I relax and I get released,
• 2:25:05
  or so I'll just chilling. I just I'll just be like, yeah,
• 2:25:09
  how was your day, man, And then he'd just be like secks and
• 2:25:11
  I was like, who but I like you? But no my man like
• 2:25:22
  no, alright, alright, alright you can call it so you're not like
• 2:25:28
  even one of my like my niggas niggas No, no, yeah, okay,
• 2:25:33
  because then now you told me you got you got mad at the nigga.
• 2:25:35
  You didn't even like that trying to talk to your sister. I didn't
• 2:25:37
  like the way he did it, but you also you weren't even cool him.
• 2:25:41
  No either, I didn't like the way he did it, and you
• 2:25:43
  knew who she was. You were disrespectful. Oh yeah, that's true.
• 2:25:48
  That's why we don't have to go there. Were disrespectful and you knew she
• 2:25:50
  was my sister. When you were disrespectful, Then after said disrespect you come
• 2:25:56
  around me like we're cool. That's that's what will flowing flowing ahead. This
• 2:26:03
  is kind of related to the question we had about the cheating parent, but
• 2:26:09
  it was somehow before just never got asked. Do you guys have a secret
• 2:26:13
  with a parent that the other doesn't know about? Are you taking it to
• 2:26:16
  the grave? I don't, I don't have I don't know who has secrets
• 2:26:20
  with their parents, like that are my parents. We are not friends,
• 2:26:22
  those are my parents. Yeah, I don't think I have anything. I
• 2:26:26
  don't. But if we did, why would I say here? I mean
• 2:26:31
  you could just say yes or no. I could no, but I really
• 2:26:33
  don't. Yeah, I don't know. No, Yeah, no secrets of
• 2:26:39
  parents. I thank god I don't. I never want to. I wouldn't.
• 2:26:43
  Yeah, it'd be pretty fucked up for your parents to like well or
• 2:26:50
  like give you a secret that you have to keep on like their behalf.
• 2:26:56
  Like why are you telling me that you don't tell? Don't tell mama like
• 2:27:01
  that whip in the river, like you're putting all this stress on the meat.
• 2:27:05
  Like that would be don't tell your mother. That would be a boundary
• 2:27:07
  violation. Don't tell your mother. But I have a huge amount of gambling,
• 2:27:09
  Dad, we're gonna lose around. I can get it. I can
• 2:27:13
  get it all back if I hit this next one. Don't worry, all
• 2:27:16
  right, Phil Milk, Relax. I have a sob stantial amount of credit
• 2:27:20
  card back that I've been hiding for the family. What what does that mean?
• 2:27:24
  I took a second mortgage out in the house, Dad, I'm not
• 2:27:28
  don't tell you mom. Mom, what's a second mortgage? Why do you
• 2:27:35
  acts? No reason? Dad? He put it on the house. Dam
• 2:27:41
  what the fucking rat? And that's my Friend'll tell you ship just like your
• 2:27:48
  mother. Can't keep your mouth closed, whole waterful ship, just like your
• 2:27:54
  mom. We'll get my every time, Dick and Harry Jesus wow wow.
• 2:28:00
  Next question, how do y'all feel about sending girls money? I ain't do
• 2:28:05
  it when I was younger, but this one girl I was seeing was like,
• 2:28:09
  it's a sexier dude sending a random cash app, even if it's five
• 2:28:11
  to ten dollars for Starbucks. That bitch stay off of Twitter and no stop
• 2:28:18
  them. How do y'all feel when a girl sends you rant? What?
• 2:28:20
  Okay? They were saying, if she gets five to ten dollars for Starbucks,
• 2:28:26
  it's like how we feel when a girl sends random newds. No,
• 2:28:28
  it's not. It's like, how does that happen? I can't go to
• 2:28:31
  Starbucks and use your news its currency? Exactly, that's true. Your tens
• 2:28:37
  ain't gonna put gas in my car, and my money can't be recycled and
• 2:28:43
  shipped to thirty niggas. At the same time, he's sending. That's true.
• 2:28:48
  I can't share ten ten dollars with all twenty five of my niggas and
• 2:28:54
  all thirty niggas get ten dollars. No, that means I spent three thousand
• 2:28:58
  dollars or three hundred. I don't know what you're doing three d three hundred
• 2:29:07
  dollars dollars. No, I mean you got no problem like sending like little
• 2:29:13
  like you get that if you're my girl or someone I'm really interested in talking,
• 2:29:18
  yea, if we've been danging for a minute, like if we're involved,
• 2:29:22
  like ten dollars a star wars like, hey, I've done that before,
• 2:29:24
  like all meetings I spent. I pay for pretty much everything anyway,
• 2:29:30
  so I shouldn't have to send you money. I pay for everything. That's
• 2:29:33
  that too, But I have to spend. If I'm paying for everything,
• 2:29:37
  where the fuck is your money? Honestly? Should I'm the the main question
• 2:29:46
  too? Always fucking pays fucking all these fucking whores that's talking about. Man
• 2:29:52
  needs to pay it is to pay for that, honestly, When is that
• 2:29:56
  last time you're fucking reaching your purse? Bitch? For real, I'm not
• 2:30:00
  courting a man. Let's be be fucking for real, when's the last time
• 2:30:05
  you really reaching your purse when you've been in a dude's process on a day
• 2:30:09
  it's giving homeless, it's usually rare. GI broke the tables, it's giving
• 2:30:15
  poverty, it's giving broke, it's giving broke. And how dare you someone
• 2:30:20
  who works allegedly like I'm not Richard and you like, we're both struggling,
• 2:30:26
  we're both middle classes, we're both middle class Americans, we both live at
• 2:30:31
  home. Why should I be giving you? Like? What are you dumb?
• 2:30:37
  I see today this girl was like, my head is too good for
• 2:30:39
  me to not be able to keep it nigga, And everybody's like, is
• 2:30:41
  that all you do? And then if it is, you ain't doing it
• 2:30:46
  good enough. So as as not as good as you think you are,
• 2:30:54
  you're not him. Listen, If Rachel, you gotta have more, listen,
• 2:30:58
  buddy, you gotta have more than one skill. Okay, there's a
• 2:31:01
  lot of people who can shoot three points in the NBA, but you gotta
• 2:31:05
  dribble two, motherfucker, or you ain't gonna last long. At least play
• 2:31:09
  defense. Do something. You gotta do something else. You can't just do
• 2:31:13
  one thing, can JJ Reddy your life. Yeah, you can't just be
• 2:31:22
  JJ Reddy got got one NBA duck really only one good for him. He
• 2:31:28
  got paid a lot though. I was like putting niggas on the NFL field
• 2:31:31
  because they're really fast. Can't get catched. You can't catch, do you
• 2:31:35
  fumble a lot? Probably can't block, can't do nothing. I can't actually
• 2:31:41
  run routes. You're just fast. No route, no route, no route
• 2:31:43
  tree, just vibes and speed. Devin Hester. It's just Devin honestly.
• 2:31:48
  At least Devon drafted the Raiders, Uh, the Raiders drift. The Matt
• 2:31:54
  Hockers is fast. Everybody. Niggah My nigga that played on the Eagles Demon
• 2:32:03
  Allen No, and he was just fast. He was just fast and we
• 2:32:07
  tried to make him work so long. He was on chip Kelly Era.
• 2:32:11
  Was it Dorian Beckham Green that nig was he was He had the gun when
• 2:32:18
  he had the charge with the gun. He's talking about the when we just
• 2:32:22
  the when we train him. Oh no, we had another one before him.
• 2:32:24
  Oh my god, he had the gun on the bridge, rumor on
• 2:32:26
  the bridge. Josh Huf that nigga, Josh Josh Josh fucking literally just fast,
• 2:32:35
  just John Ross, John Ross, jast just fast, fucking fast is
• 2:32:41
  forty time? Just one direction, straight line, no slants, no posts,
• 2:32:46
  no comeback. He was a giant last year, he was. But
• 2:32:50
  where were the giants receiving? Wise? I mean, might be another one,
• 2:32:56
  damn Yeah, I don't think he's on team this year. Kways Watkins
• 2:32:58
  might be another one. Quesc Ball He just he just sh bed in some
• 2:33:03
  big moment. They still have faith in him. Yeah, so that's your
• 2:33:09
  head game ad bit. John Ross retired, got John Ross, No,
• 2:33:13
  he's done on the field. Gotta be at least ted Gain. Gotta be
• 2:33:20
  at least tag Gain. At least tag Gain dropped the ball sometime. Next
• 2:33:24
  question another y'all probably the wrong niggas to ask this, but probably we're actually
• 2:33:31
  the best people to ask. You have any advice for long distance relationships?
• 2:33:35
  No, we don't do them. There we go. We'd be two months
• 2:33:39
  together by the time y'all read this, It actually would be like four.
• 2:33:43
  But And and Mike were in our early twenties and a year apart. Unless
• 2:33:54
  one of you'all plan on moving to what ether one is, it's not gonna
• 2:33:56
  works, Super Dub that's a do not do that to yourself. How long
• 2:34:01
  it is, it doesn't either way. Anything anything more than an hour,
• 2:34:07
  just dub it. I think that's I would say two two hours longer than
• 2:34:09
  it's not a bad drive, like that's not even long distance. An hour,
• 2:34:15
  yeah, two hours. Anything that's a flight, yeah, yeah,
• 2:34:18
  anything you actually have to fly for. I would say two hours or two
• 2:34:22
  hours, because that's not something you could just one day, like, hey,
• 2:34:24
  I'm gonna come to see you, Like an hour, y'all can just
• 2:34:26
  kind of get up. Two hours is a little bit of fun, a
• 2:34:28
  little distance, so you dad to join that. Living in Baltimore, No,
• 2:34:33
  that's long diss long distance. And she's scary too, but she is
• 2:34:39
  scary to Baltimore Rock. I'm not going to Baltimore for she wearing new balances
• 2:34:45
  and saying dummy and tut Tiana Trump the avenue at Tiana Trump. Jesus she
• 2:34:52
  listen in Baltimore. She does. She literally moved to Baltimore because she said
• 2:34:54
  she wasn't going to two hours for Tianna Trump. I an't said it off
• 2:34:58
  there all right, last one, last one, get them bracest scraped.
• 2:35:07
  Wow. Risk It's like just put a mouth garden. Just put a mouth
• 2:35:15
  garden. Oh. I don't know if we answered this. But last one,
• 2:35:20
  your most controversial opinion. Mine is a food opinion, so it doesn't.
• 2:35:26
  But it doesn't have to be food food, just general opinion. I
• 2:35:33
  mean we can just narrow it down to food to make it simple. Most
• 2:35:39
  controversial food about women isn't nah? Well, yes, no. Most controversial
• 2:35:45
  opinion about food mostly yea. Most controversial food, Oh, what is it?
• 2:35:52
  No? Okay, so we are. We're just gonna stick at the
• 2:35:56
  food. We're just gonna stick at the food. There we go. Most
• 2:36:01
  controversial. I missed it. I just put my arm next to eat,
• 2:36:09
  then moved them apart. Good, good job, Okay, then moved them
• 2:36:13
  apart ass as it should. Most controversial food opinion. Most controversial opinion.
• 2:36:22
  I just I think a lot of things are nasty, like what mustard disgusting.
• 2:36:26
  Pickles are discussing watermelon onions are discussing watermelon. You don't like watermelon?
• 2:36:30
  J watermelons? Trash, trash. I'm not gonna say trash. What am
• 2:36:33
  I taste like? Nothing? I didn't know I was amongst my people over
• 2:36:37
  here that I thought it was just me and Mike. I didn't know it
• 2:36:41
  sounds crazy. Watermelon is nothing and just water get the rank line. Any
• 2:36:50
  fruit has to be with except you gotta put honey on it. You gotta
• 2:36:54
  put you don't have to. So I will say my watermelon with nothing,
• 2:36:58
  it's just watermelon. What melon is a hit or miss? Because you can
• 2:37:01
  either have a watermelon that's just god dn phenomenal or it's just like it tastes
• 2:37:07
  like nothing. But when you get that one that tastes like something and that
• 2:37:11
  shite, you know what, I don't got to dookemon shiny hunting for pocket.
• 2:37:18
  Just give me some apples, nigga apples look all the time, honey,
• 2:37:24
  rotten apple? No, what kind of apple? That's a rotten apple?
• 2:37:30
  That's not a right, that's not a good apple, Michael, what's
• 2:37:33
  your favorite type of apple? Yes, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
• 2:37:39
  There's bad watermelons, y'all saying like, oh, you might just get
• 2:37:41
  a watermelon that's not good, like it's a right watermelon, but it just
• 2:37:45
  ain't right no matter. Right apple apples just like that as good as the
• 2:37:48
  other apples sounds like a bad what's your favorite type of apple to Michael,
• 2:37:52
  red rapple, green apple, don't matter. They're all good. They're all
• 2:37:56
  good. Red listed apples are trash, sure ass hot delicious delicious. That's
• 2:38:03
  the type of apple, red delicious apples. Only all melons are trash.
• 2:38:07
  Honey Crisp Macintosh apples as ready a little brand. Macintosh apples are my favorite
• 2:38:16
  brand names. It's it's different times likes not. He said red and green,
• 2:38:24
  reddy and green. Sometimes they're both which which? How are we feeling
• 2:38:31
  that you got pink ladies, Granny smith the whole pink ladies, Granny Smiths
• 2:38:35
  and honey Crisp all good apples? Now you feel about shellfish? He doesn't
• 2:38:41
  like, but he do like. That's it? Oh my oysters? Mine
• 2:38:48
  was. I think oatmeal raisin cookies are better than chocolate chip. God damnit
• 2:38:52
  lamont up top up top every time, every time, every time, I
• 2:38:56
  do like old nigga. Every oatmeal raisins is right if you make them right.
• 2:39:03
  I was born with a sweater vest on wasn't. Yes, I was
• 2:39:07
  born without any clothes on listen. I used to love back in high school
• 2:39:13
  senior year, one of the players moms used to make us like desserts after
• 2:39:16
  every game, so when to lose, we had something to look forward to.
• 2:39:18
  That must have been it was Eddie. Uh well, uh so everybody
• 2:39:26
  was fighting for everybody was fighting for the sugar cookies and a chocolate chip.
• 2:39:31
  And I would just leave with all the osty with food. They're cool,
• 2:39:37
  they are they're underrating, disgusting, Joe, you're walling boys. I had
• 2:39:48
  little I could eat the whole box and then feel extremely bring you something next
• 2:39:54
  week. I'll take a bite and throw up nasty exactly. I bet you
• 2:39:58
  like zebra cakes, don't you? Of course? Dry ass dry ass cakes,
• 2:40:03
  frosting, Oh my god, zaper cakes, the little thin ass wafers.
• 2:40:09
  Don't you you like them? Ships wavers? I mean those just like
• 2:40:13
  a little snack. No, I'm just as not good, Jesus Christ.
• 2:40:16
  No, you like cosmic brownie is a little feeling, yeah, with a
• 2:40:20
  little filing on inside. Huh well that was good. You like cosmic brownist
• 2:40:24
  what you don't like? You like? No? No, those are good.
• 2:40:31
  No like cosmic that fucking dirt cakes. The last time you had a
• 2:40:35
  cosmic brownie, it's been a long time. Exactly what I like them?
• 2:40:39
  Now? Are you sure? Zaper cakes? Anymore. No, you need
• 2:40:45
  a com brownie right now. You might be doubled over in pain. What
• 2:40:48
  y'all niggas is tripping. It's that ship is awful that with a little the
• 2:40:56
  little rainbow chocolate piece of top. Gave me some milk with that, I'm
• 2:41:00
  having a part. And you're shipping for the next twelve hours the little time
• 2:41:03
  on that PM. When did they make you ship? Yeah, I don't
• 2:41:07
  know what the little flint stone vitamin brownie. I'm having a great time.
• 2:41:15
  That cosmic brownie is going to resolve the touch of the stick in your color
• 2:41:18
  for a munth. It's like gum never gets out. It just doesn't digest.
• 2:41:22
  It just takes years. That's open. Oh no, slide down.
• 2:41:31
  But I mean the best ones. Strawberry, the strawberry shortcakes. I love
• 2:41:35
  strawberry shortcake. It get the fuck out of here, bro ain't no fucking
• 2:41:41
  love a strawberry. I love strawberry. Don't starve. I don't know what
• 2:41:46
  you're talking about coming to girls littleby Strawberry shortcakes, hands down, math Gasm's
• 2:41:50
  talking about the food. Wait what you say, I'm talking about the little
• 2:41:56
  yall know, No, that's what is shortcake? Is a cake with yallerd,
• 2:42:01
  not that disturbing dictionary shit. You just described what is that, y'all?
• 2:42:09
  Be nasty fucking strawberry. That's what's strawberry? Your favorite flavor? Yeah,
• 2:42:15
  no coincidence on Mikes, y'all never heard that. What is it?
• 2:42:18
  I mean, I've had a strawberry shortcake edible. So when you wait,
• 2:42:22
  it's pretty good. You said, it's what. It sounds like a good
• 2:42:24
  time. Yeah, I don't want, I don't go. Oh man,
• 2:42:30
  we'll say it again, shortcake eighties. I'm sorry. I was born in
• 2:42:33
  the eighties. You're coming to now you puncher bleeds. Oh my god,
• 2:42:43
  what how to? How to? How to? And that's the end of
• 2:42:46
  the push. So we really thank you for driving. We really appreciate you.
• 2:42:54
  I'm doing what God make sure you. Wow, why the fun would
• 2:42:58
  you coming girls out and then punch her into Yo, it's a whole bunch
• 2:43:05
  of those sick things that like my era of people used to talk about,
• 2:43:11
  Oh my god, that wasn't really good. That's good to get the funk
• 2:43:18
  out of here, you know what the bunking the fucking bronco is. No,
• 2:43:22
  I'm sure we're gonna get the fun out when you come. I'm not
• 2:43:26
  gonna know it. Really what is that? We're here now? Just google
• 2:43:35
  Offfair. This is at the very end of the podcast. Read They always
• 2:43:41
  wait to read it, read it. This is the part they look forward
• 2:43:43
  to. It's pretty much having sex with a girl and then you tell her
• 2:43:50
  that you have like a STD and you try to keep her on wild.
• 2:43:58
  After she realized this, she's trying to get away, but she was trying
• 2:44:03
  to stay on the bucking bronco. Oh se, You're like, this is
• 2:44:09
  not in their stage. That's example girl who Woo girl? Easy easy?
• 2:44:24
  Who whoo? Who? Never easy girl, easy girl. You know what
• 2:44:39
  my favorite one of those is. I forgot what it was called. It
• 2:44:43
  was. It was like, I know how to describe it. It's like
• 2:44:46
  you're having sex with a girl from the back and then you have a friend
• 2:44:50
  come in and swap positions and you say you go outside and you like knock
• 2:44:54
  on the window. What is that called Houdini and something like that. It's
• 2:44:58
  probably called not and see I forget it might be like a Houdini. That
• 2:45:01
  shit is wild, bro man. I know this gonna called the Alaskan Pipeline
• 2:45:07
  where you ship in a common freeze it. Yeah, and you're fucking with
• 2:45:09
  the con the girl with the gun, my god, with the dukie Young.
• 2:45:15
  I'm sorry, I forget it was called. I think it was when
• 2:45:22
  you like, act like you, like you spent on her back, acting
• 2:45:26
  like you, and then when she turns around, that's when you actually that's
• 2:45:31
  that's also the Houdini. Y'all older siblings jumping on her, that's lime time.
• 2:45:41
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• 2:45:56
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• 2:46:16
  house. No, actually right, oh shit, fucking women with and we'll
• 2:46:26
  pick him up from there. No a zoom interview, zoom interview with that
• 2:46:31
  nigga. We'll give him the peel box blindfold and bring it and then take
• 2:46:33
  him back to said peel box. My generation is terrible. This fucking women
• 2:46:39
  with a very very fake penis. Oh breaking and then he just loads and
• 2:46:46
  buckets and just like thicking thick ropes, something like a gallon of milk.
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• 2:46:56
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• 2:50:13
  nice strawberry shortcake. I was so vanilla. The only one I knew was
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