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OUTRO: Best Threads · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Dogs for to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Farewell you're good man.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys have to eat something spicey? You get
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  Speaker 3: like a bit chesty Flemmy looks like it dislodges something. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's inflaming you keysy.
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  Speaker 4: It could be.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's analogy. It's not dislodging anything. It's it's your
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  Speaker 5: body is doesn't like it because you get nasally and
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  Speaker 5: dribbling and yours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had noodles last week, right, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 3: them tomorrow from the noodle place.
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  Speaker 5: We always are going to have some kind of noodle
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  Speaker 5: Asian thing today.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't think about that.
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  Speaker 3: But I had noodles last week that was so good
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  Speaker 3: that I did that thing where you just go, what
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  Speaker 3: the I've never had noodles that tastes good?
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  Speaker 4: Have you like?
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  Speaker 2: It's just fuck? But you're what's the same thing? How
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  Speaker 2: good noodles?
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  Speaker 4: But you're immune? Your immune system?
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  Speaker 2: What about it?
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  Speaker 4: I think because it's always been about weakened from from childhood.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's very sensitive to our exterior forces, right and
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  Speaker 4: I suspect you have got a couple of heavy lungs.
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  Speaker 3: Heavy lungs, I would say the opposite, I've got weak
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  Speaker 3: lungs from having asthmirs.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I mean, because you're carrying a lot
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  Speaker 4: of mucus in them, so.
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  Speaker 2: They're just like bags of mus.
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  Speaker 4: Just these big sets of mucus on your cheek, and
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  Speaker 4: then you have something spicy and chilli and it just
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  Speaker 4: loosens it up a bit and it just goes up
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  Speaker 4: with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yummy totally.
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  Speaker 5: There's this place we're reading tonight. Man, what forgets there?
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  Speaker 5: Because we're all going to be triced up to the
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  Speaker 5: absolute nine? What have you got for us?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: It's just a steamdy ramen joint.
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  Speaker 2: No, you said it was fucking amazing. No I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I said what I said to you was
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  Speaker 4: it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he said. That is what he said.
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  Speaker 5: But the fact that we're all gett dressed up and
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  Speaker 5: going out, why are we going here if it's just okay?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's more of a time issue, right
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  Speaker 4: because it is a bit tight in terms of eating
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  Speaker 4: and then getting to the place. It's all very tight.
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  Speaker 3: I also love the idea of getting dressed up. I've
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  Speaker 3: got a turtlenick out there that I might put on.
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  Speaker 3: I might put it on, Yeahtnick, come on and eating
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  Speaker 3: eating a ramen and a turtlenick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah good.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Is that a thing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do that.
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  Speaker 4: I am getting dressed up. I've got the most amazing boots.
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  Speaker 2: Are you gonna wear them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Totally?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great because my wife really wants to see that.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody does. Are you going to get people wanting selfies
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  Speaker 2: with you? Serious? Can she have a photo of you
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  Speaker 2: with your boots on?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Totally, because she really wants to wear the boots with it.
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  Speaker 4: But that's just far because she described she wants.
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  Speaker 3: A pot of her like pointing at the boots, laughing
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  Speaker 3: with like a big surprise face, like oh my.
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  Speaker 4: God, he's actually wearing them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, well look at these.
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  Speaker 4: Is great, But that's as far as I go dress up.
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  Speaker 4: Was I might wear a nice jacket? Well yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to go. There's a lot of Adman going.
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  Speaker 5: And getting dressed up as well, so was my wife.
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  Speaker 5: That was all what I thought the plan was.
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  Speaker 2: You was throbbering it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just absolutely half ship restaurant and you're not getting dressed.
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  Speaker 2: Up and you were in those you were in those
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  Speaker 2: boots to rub salted.
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  Speaker 4: You said you were going to the costume place. Did
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  Speaker 4: you do that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going on my own. I wanted all of
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  Speaker 2: us to go, so.
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  Speaker 4: You can't just put it on me. I will, don't
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  Speaker 4: you worry about that. I've got my number ones out there.
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  Speaker 4: I will look amazing, right, I'm intrigued. Actually, I.
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  Speaker 2: Reckon he's gonna wear one of those helmets with a
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  Speaker 2: spike on top of it.
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  Speaker 5: I think I don't think he might wear one of
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  Speaker 5: those American Indian headresses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because if anyone could pull that off with be
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  Speaker 3: pugs Son, actually feel free to tell us.
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  Speaker 2: What he were. You're wearing men.
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  Speaker 4: I know how you feel, Pugs, I know how you feel.
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  Speaker 2: A turban, he said.
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  Speaker 5: The whole Arky Beech Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 5: Radio Hierarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: We were at the markets, downtown markets on Saturday, and
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  Speaker 4: they were selling these brown leather Indian kind of jackets
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  Speaker 4: with you know, with that tassels, and my wife was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to get you one of those, and she is,
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  Speaker 4: that'll be the final nail in the do for me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she wants you to wear the vest with the
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  Speaker 3: tassels and your boots. She's trying to get you smacked
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  Speaker 3: over in the CB there.
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  Speaker 2: Now you know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: It's because she was walking through Pomps and me. The
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  Speaker 5: other Jesus was talking about this yesterday and he said,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on? All these women are steering at you?
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  Speaker 5: And he goes out, are they I haven't even known?
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  Speaker 5: She's like yes, and it's really owing to annoy me.
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  Speaker 5: So now she's dressing them up like an ass clown.
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  Speaker 2: And ask but now, but then everyone's going to be
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  Speaker 2: staring at him, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Can I can? I? Can? I make the point here?
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  Speaker 2: You can?
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  Speaker 4: I decided to buy the boots, not my wife brought them.
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  Speaker 4: I bought them, So it's all on me, it's all
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  Speaker 4: I mean. And I said to my wife actually today
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  Speaker 4: because I mentioned the boots, and she said, what's the
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  Speaker 4: big deal with them? And I said, well, they're woman's
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  Speaker 4: boots were a start, and she went are they? And
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  Speaker 4: I went, well, yes, what she's.
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  Speaker 2: Doing though you looked it up, she's gas lighting you.
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  Speaker 4: She said, I didn't notice that it was woman's shoes.
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  Speaker 4: She say, oh, I didn't notice, And then I said
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  Speaker 4: Keyzy's wife said. Keezy's wife said, they're famous for bridal shoes,
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  Speaker 4: and that cracked.
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  Speaker 3: Her up because it is true, And so my wife
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  Speaker 3: actually does. The reason she wants to give a photo
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  Speaker 3: with you in the boots is because one of her
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  Speaker 3: friends is getting married and is considering getting those boots.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to know what that look like.
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  Speaker 4: She can borrow mine if she wants.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they're doing a kind of jokey kind of wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they want my boots to feature heavily.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think you guys ever renew your vowels?
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  Speaker 2: Your vowels or your vowels? Is that a thing? Like?
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  Speaker 2: What age you're supposed to do that? How long into
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  Speaker 2: the marriage if you want? Normally after you've been caught cheating? Fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Actually I saw a so what you're going to do?
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  Speaker 4: Your was what in the next month?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? A work van. That head was fully stick it
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  Speaker 2: up like workvan.
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  Speaker 3: And on the back I had a bumper sticker that
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  Speaker 3: said I love my wife, And I was like, that
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  Speaker 3: guy's been caught cheating, Well would you have an I
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  Speaker 3: love my wife.
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  Speaker 5: Either that or he's got a well because he's got
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  Speaker 5: a wife that goes through all of his messages on
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  Speaker 5: Instagram and Facebook, and she's brought him a bumper sticker.
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  Speaker 5: So he being a smoke show. He's a hot builder. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: she's chat Yeah, he's out there with his boots on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and she's like, I just cannot have this. Get married
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  Speaker 5: on the back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because I was Okay, that's a good point
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  Speaker 3: either that, But my initial instinct was cheated.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's buying their own I love my wife. A guy
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  Speaker 2: who's groveling after cheating.
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  Speaker 4: Ist, No, he's not, no better, I know better. I
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  Speaker 4: am just buy my wife rings like jewelry.
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  Speaker 2: Really have cheated?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 5: No, yeah, right, she's sort of like she sort of
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  Speaker 5: walks around like liveration, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Because she looks like don king, because she, you know,
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  Speaker 4: just to show that I appreciate her.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't very much, do Maye.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's why you've got that big bag of fake rings. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because you just go, I'm going for the weekend, darling,
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  Speaker 3: grab a handful and throw them at her.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't put your video.
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  Speaker 4: Carry around a big bag of fake rings.
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  Speaker 2: Just joking. Actually I might might be. Oh, it won't
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  Speaker 2: be renewing them because I'm going to have my one
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  Speaker 2: hundred the next year.
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  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, which means fifty yeah, forty ten. Yeah, who's
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  Speaker 3: ten my wedding wedding advestory, she's forty or fifteen?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very cool? Yeah, one hundred.
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  Speaker 4: No, I can't see us doing that. We and we
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  Speaker 4: may do.
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  Speaker 2: If you get that test with Jacket, you have to
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  Speaker 2: well true. Do you know what I think you guys
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  Speaker 2: need to do is go on a honeymoon? Heye, we
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  Speaker 2: should do something like that on the show. Has it
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  Speaker 2: ever been considered? Only like five years ago about a
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  Speaker 2: billion times? Yeah, what's happening was that they said it
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  Speaker 2: was a good idea you need to get.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I actually thought it'd have got to the point
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  Speaker 4: where it was actually happening.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the true.
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  Speaker 3: You need to get someone who's going to pay for
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  Speaker 3: and provide like flights and stuff like grab a seat
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  Speaker 3: to something. Is your original honeymoon was to Bali and
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  Speaker 3: then the Barley bombings.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do marketing. Kizy only does he not do marketing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the talent then, people, I'm not asking everything's marketing
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  Speaker 4: to you everything. Everyone else can do that and I'll
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  Speaker 4: just be talent, all right.
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  Speaker 2: I love how Jason said in radio. There's two jobs.
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  Speaker 2: There's partnerships bro this radio on the radio and marketing.
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  Speaker 2: We don't even have a marketing department.
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  Speaker 4: Yes we do.
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  Speaker 2: No, she got fired and well she left and then
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  Speaker 2: they haven't replaced it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but it's been taken over by the backbone cake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's kind of had to now start doing about
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  Speaker 3: four different jobs. But Barley Bombings canceled your honeymoon. You're
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  Speaker 3: going to Bali. You should redo it. Go to Barley
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  Speaker 3: put you in a love shack. This was the original
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  Speaker 3: idea with your wife and we're next door and a
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  Speaker 3: big party thing like overlooking your villa.
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  Speaker 5: At all times, we had lots of different ideas, but
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  Speaker 5: we literally we've been talking about this four years, yes, years,
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  Speaker 5: and you're right. I thought it was a done deal,
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  Speaker 5: a trick, and then you just stopped talking about it,
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  Speaker 5: and then a lady like, oh you what happened to that?
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  Speaker 2: And then you asked me a yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My daughter's actually over in Bali as we speak for
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  Speaker 4: fifteen days.
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  Speaker 2: Is she too long?
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  Speaker 4: She's gone with all like a group of ten mates.
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  Speaker 2: How good.
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  Speaker 4: And one of the guys that she's gone over there
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  Speaker 4: with used to live there for ages and has property there.
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  Speaker 4: But they're traveling. They're traveling everywhere, and she looks like
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  Speaker 4: she's having a fucking ball.
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  Speaker 5: That's a famous social media man, a photo of you
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  Speaker 5: were in those boots, and what would they think?
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  Speaker 4: He's onto it, he's having The reality is laugh.
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  Speaker 2: A Hey, listen to the Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if Pugs loves my boots.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to bet it's a Pugs beret situation.
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  Speaker 5: Although that Pugs beret situation was funny in the scenes
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  Speaker 5: that Pugs went out into the bathroom here end and
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  Speaker 5: me when he had the rest of his gears on,
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  Speaker 5: put on his beret and said to himself in the mirror,
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  Speaker 5: this is going to be a long night.
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  Speaker 2: Full credit though he still wore and I'm wearing the boot.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still wearing the boots.
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  Speaker 2: Boys. That's just said. This is the Big Show for
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