Latest / Identity at the Center / #181 - IAM Horror Stories
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- 0:09You're listening to the identity of the center podcast, this is
- 0:13the show that talks about identity and access management
- 0:15and making sure you know who has access to what let's get
- 0:18started. Welcome to the identity of the
- 0:25sender podcast I'm Jeff and that's Jim.
- 0:27Hey Jim hey Jeff, how are you? Oh not too bad yourself.
- 0:31I'm doing good. Just kind of thinking about this
- 0:34week we did a little more traveling and I'm wondering how
- 0:38you're enjoying small airport. Life, you move from Chicago to
- 0:42Asheville, Chicago. You can fly direct to pretty
- 0:45much everywhere in the world. Actually, you can pretty much
- 0:49fly direct to nowhere and the world.
- 0:52That's not true. We have like Non-Stop.
- 0:54UPS to like seven different places on on airlines that I
- 0:57don't travel with so you know it's fine I think it's I liked
- 1:03it for the most part and here's why security is so easy.
- 1:09I mean I can park or if I'm getting dropped off I can
- 1:12literally be at the gate in like 30 seconds.
- 1:14You know, nine times out of 10, there is like no weight at all
- 1:17to get through the TSA PreCheck line.
- 1:19So I'm satisfied with that. I mean, it's a smaller port,
- 1:23five gates, It's my real airport is really Atlanta just because
- 1:27that's the hub for Delta. So and then from there, you get
- 1:30kind of anywhere but it's all bit of a change.
- 1:32The worst thing is the parking situation.
- 1:34The Asheville parking Asheville Airport.
- 1:37Parking is not great. So hopefully that'll get fixed
- 1:42sooner rather than later, but it's fine.
- 1:44Yeah, yeah. I find that what you said is is
- 1:47spot on, except I think the biggest risk is that they cancel
- 1:53or Early delay, The Hop from Atlanta to you know, from The
- 1:58Hub to your smaller airport. It happens a lot.
- 2:02It happened to me this week, but I guess the thought that I was
- 2:07having is really around traveling, it makes it more
- 2:10challenging when you're in the throes of, you know, driving a
- 2:14project. And what I think the real key is
- 2:18to success as having a team of people and being able to trust
- 2:23those people. So I think kind of the career
- 2:26progression and identity access management, right?
- 2:29As you become like a star performer, then the question is
- 2:33like if you take that next level step to managing other people
- 2:39who have to perform, right? It's to become like that.
- 2:44Next level is just not becoming a star performer on more
- 2:47projects or like taking on more work.
- 2:49It's now how do you get things done with the team?
- 2:53You know. For trust to those folks.
- 2:57And I think a big part of that, right, is having the right team.
- 3:01I'm sure you're having a lot of thoughts.
- 3:02I just want to throw one more thing in there, which is that,
- 3:05you know, right now on my project I have like an All-Star
- 3:08cast of players who are not only doing an awesome job on the
- 3:15projects in the scope that were responsible for, but also, kind
- 3:19of like, stepping up to that next level to help the client.
- 3:24Point where we're finding deficiencies with the other
- 3:27teams are working with which are mostly not the clients
- 3:30resources, at their other consulting firms that are, you
- 3:33know, they're pretty much just working within their box and
- 3:37refusing to go outside of their scope.
- 3:40And so, you know, we're doing everything we can everything
- 3:43within our power, to try to help the client because to us like
- 3:47the success of the client is that is the most important
- 3:51thing. And so from my perspective, I
- 3:53keep Driving those messages like do, what's right for the client
- 3:57do what's right for the client, you know, even if it causes us
- 4:01to, you know, go above and beyond kind of our scope.
- 4:04Obviously, we have to watch that we're not like intruding on
- 4:07other people scope and things like that.
- 4:09But so, anyway, a lot of thoughts are.
- 4:12I'm sure you have some, some things you want to share.
- 4:15I mean, yeah, there was a lot to cover their.
- 4:17I definitely Echo having a strong team, which is why, which
- 4:21is why you're here with me. It's not it.
- 4:23So I can so I can I can get on a plane and go do stuff, you know,
- 4:29I try to simplify things as much as I can life is already hard.
- 4:33Why make it harder for other people?
- 4:35As well, as yourself, you know, there's one rule when it comes
- 4:39to Consulting in my head when it comes to anything, as long as
- 4:42the customers happy everything's fine, right?
- 4:44So if it means you need to do you know XYZ or if there's other
- 4:48things and if it's reasonable you can get it done.
- 4:51Just do it. I mean it's not rocket science.
- 4:54So surely gotta like, do you know, balanced budgets and
- 4:58margins and all this other stuff that you do when you're part of
- 5:01a Consulting practice. But, you know, this is probably
- 5:04like boring for people who are not in Consulting.
- 5:06But, you know, it's, it's part of the job.
- 5:09I think that you and I kind of do in day out, we do this for
- 5:11years now, is we've been pretty fortunate to work with great
- 5:14clients have be surrounded by great people.
- 5:17We're trying to continue that Trend and so far been successful
- 5:20in this. This new role that each of us
- 5:22has with our SM and Yeah, we do have a great team really smart
- 5:26people, you know, I can hop on a plane and feel like, yeah, Jim's
- 5:29got it right whether or not you actually do have it.
- 5:33You do a pretty good job of Faking it which is which is
- 5:35enough to give me confidence that things are going well but
- 5:38you know the end the day the customers are happy and that's
- 5:40all really matters. So yeah well I think this was
- 5:43applicable Beyond Consulting because they think the clients
- 5:47that we see be the most successful are the ones where
- 5:50they've got a good team. And the, the leaders can
- 5:53delegate And are confident in their own people.
- 5:57I think the other thing that I just wanted to mention is
- 6:00something we've talked about. I know in past episodes, which
- 6:03is kind of the win-win scenario. So we feel more confident
- 6:08stepping up and helping the client go that extra mile if we
- 6:14know we're in as a win-win, right?
- 6:15So that, you know, hey, if we do go the extra mile and maybe, you
- 6:20know, it's a little bit too much, we're not going to get our
- 6:23hands on. Op too hard.
- 6:25It's just kind of the give and take, and we're all in it there
- 6:29and they want us to be successful.
- 6:32And that helps us, you know, Drive their success more as
- 6:36well. Yep.
- 6:38I mean, it's be nice. So that hard I mean, doesn't
- 6:43cost you anything. Speaking of nice, we're going to
- 6:46be at octane in a couple weeks so for folks listening to this
- 6:50when it goes live it'll be October 31st which is Halloween.
- 6:53We definitely Some topics for today, we're going to go over.
- 6:56I am horror stories that we've got, but before that will be an
- 6:59octane November 8th to the 10th. In San Francisco, want to give a
- 7:04shout-out to the Octo folks, as well as specialist even strong.
- 7:08Definitely hooking us up. We actually have a spot to
- 7:10record on the sort of show for, I guess, have I've seen
- 7:14schematics. So I'm not exactly sure exactly
- 7:17how it'll be laid out but from from our Vantage box, when we
- 7:20see it seems like it's gonna be pretty cool spot.
- 7:22At least will be, you know, out there.
- 7:24And visible for folks. And we might even have a logo or
- 7:26something like that on our little spot.
- 7:28So it's very cool. Looking forward to getting some
- 7:30folks. I know you been looking at
- 7:32getting some some guests lined up for episodes and I think I
- 7:36think what I'm thinking is it'll probably very similar to what we
- 7:39did for Gartner's. I am Summit and the authenticate
- 7:42conference where, you know, record several episodes and sort
- 7:45of try to release them on a daily Cadence to kind of cover
- 7:50what we're seeing and hearing those days as well as the
- 7:53conversation. We're having with the really
- 7:55smart identity, folks there. So, I've got, I've also got to
- 7:59say, like, you know, yes, shout out to Stephen.
- 8:03I think, have we made this request three years ago though.
- 8:07I mean, the, the podcast was, you know, not as well-known.
- 8:11Let's just say that I've gotten to the point where, when I reach
- 8:14out to people to be guests on the podcast, I've rarely get a
- 8:19know. The only time people say no is
- 8:21like if their corporation or Or I guess their PR department
- 8:26forbids them from doing media. I'm like, oh yeah, that's right.
- 8:30We are media. Yeah it's really weird to hear
- 8:33like you're somebody at Gartner called as journalists and like
- 8:36journalists and like very big quotation marks.
- 8:38Like I don't consider myself one.
- 8:40Like, I'm just an idiot talking about identity.
- 8:43Yes, yeah, I mean that's really but, you know, now that I mean,
- 8:47a lot of people download the podcast and it's becoming pretty
- 8:52well-known. It's very cool.
- 8:55Definitely appreciate folks, who listen, if you fear.
- 8:57Listen to this. Now take a moment hit that
- 8:59thumbs up or subscribe or rape button, whatever it is.
- 9:02It definitely helps when we get that kind of stuff done.
- 9:04So you know just helps us continue to to bring
- 9:08conversations and you know, stay event as vendor-neutral and
- 9:13agnostic as we can and you know we're still commercial-free.
- 9:16So all that little stuff kind of helps us continue to doing
- 9:20things like this. Yeah, absolutely.
- 9:23So, what I would jump right into a Jeff.
- 9:26I mean, you know, this was kind of like my crazy Oddball idea
- 9:31and we had a few folks who would very much appreciate you took
- 9:36the time to kind of record audio and the, I the question was, can
- 9:42you share an? I am Horror Story.
- 9:46And you know, these aren't like slasher movies.
- 9:50It's like where I am. Has gone bad or you had to end
- 9:54up working in entire weekend to kind of clean up a mess.
- 9:58That's the kind of horror stories that we generally have
- 10:01an I am. But yeah, if you have come
- 10:04through and I was like these are good stories and then you know,
- 10:08at the end what we're going to do is kind of share our her
- 10:11stories. Yeah so we've got four audio
- 10:14clips that will play here and kind of listen to and reacts in
- 10:17disgust, I've got a written one from a new member of our team
- 10:20here. And then yeah, You and I will go
- 10:23and then we'll end on a lighter note and I get things done.
- 10:25So let's go ahead and start with our friend Alec fry AKA for
- 10:31identity. He's been on the show a couple
- 10:32times and here's what he has for his Horror Story.
- 10:37Jesse and Jim for identity here. Why Horror Story here and I am
- 10:41was a long time ago in the late 90s, when RSA security tokens
- 10:46were all the rage my colleague and I were on site doing an
- 10:50upgraded, a customer's environment and the right at the
- 10:54key time. I'd said to my colleague, now
- 10:57when I say, I want you to delete the master database because
- 11:01there was a master and a slave or I guess we should Now call
- 11:03them primary and secondary server.
- 11:05But I said when I say Delete the data bison.
- 11:08He tap on the keyboard said yet done I said no no, I said when I
- 11:13say because it was some background noise he didn't hear
- 11:15me say that. So we both looked at each other
- 11:19and very quickly. Profuse sweat started pouring
- 11:22down our faces and I realized we had anywhere between about 15
- 11:27seconds and five minutes before that change was permanent and
- 11:31all users had been deleted from the system.
- 11:34So luckily I realized very quickly If we stop the server,
- 11:38make a copy of the database and started again, which we did,
- 11:43then the system was or ignorant. All systems were unaccessible,
- 11:48for a total of about five to eight seconds.
- 11:51So making it making sure we could recover really quickly was
- 11:54lucky, because there, the network was down from that
- 11:57perspective, only for about five to eight seconds, but once that
- 12:00was done, we were able to just copy the master database back
- 12:02and recover from it. But the most fun part of that
- 12:05story was right when we're in the To live that if that
- 12:08realization in the sweat was pouring down.
- 12:10That was when the senior exec from that customer site, walked
- 12:13past us. And said, how's it going guys?
- 12:14Everything good. We post just looked at as best.
- 12:17We could wait. Yes.
- 12:19So luckily it turned out well and everything was fine, but it
- 12:22was a huge scare. So from now on, I make sure that
- 12:26people don't tap keyboards and I, and they clearly hear me when
- 12:28I say when I say, go do this action.
- 12:32Anyway, that's my story. Happy Halloween.
- 12:35Okay, so I know I get your thoughts but immediately I have
- 12:39Shivers around RS 80 and having been on the operation side, in
- 12:44the logistics side of just trying to get those out there
- 12:47and I'm thinking like okay you delete a master the master
- 12:50database for the RSA server and you're going to have to go off
- 12:54and re-enroll all those people potentially have to do token
- 12:58swaps. Oh that is bad.
- 13:02Yeah that's what that's like the you just click.
- 13:05Sudden an email and your this story sounded to me, like, you
- 13:09just sent the email and you're like, oh no, did I send that to
- 13:12the wrong person to go to check? And you're like, oh my goodness.
- 13:15I didn't. But the way your heart would
- 13:17like, pounding out of your chest.
- 13:20I also was thinking as Alec was telling my story that, you know,
- 13:26most modern systems that are going to be cloud-based.
- 13:28Probably don't you have the ability to delete the master
- 13:33database, but if you do, Do might not be so easy to kind of
- 13:39stop the stop, the problem on the spot, right?
- 13:41You have less control over the system, so probably have a
- 13:45harder time inflicting damage but also a harder time
- 13:49recovering from damage. Yeah, that's the whole point,
- 13:52right? Is you're in the cloud.
- 13:53So you don't have to worry about that kind of stuff.
- 13:54So and it's not like you can just hey, you know, let's let's
- 13:57bring down OCTA for everybody because like, that's not it.
- 14:01That's not a, that's not a thing.
- 14:03Sorry, yeah, yeah. That's a good one.
- 14:06A like thanks for sending out one in.
- 14:07Let's go to our next one. Another person who's been on the
- 14:11show, Andrew chant the phone. He's got a lot of exciting
- 14:13things going on. I think he's gonna share some
- 14:16news here in a little bit with us.
- 14:17So we'll give kind of a sneak T sneaked.
- 14:19He's hopefully so Andrew when you're ready to share that, you
- 14:22know, let us know and we'll be happy to promote it.
- 14:24But here is his or her story. Hey, Jim.
- 14:29And Geoff Andrew here. And I want to give you a fun
- 14:33Horror Story for your podcast. So I work for a company that had
- 14:38a shared passwords used across multiple departments and this
- 14:42was a very common shared password that was actually
- 14:45shared among a internal messaging system.
- 14:49I won't name the message system and also has put on a t-shirt so
- 14:54which is scary and people knew it.
- 14:56Well, I found out it made me sick.
- 14:58Stomach as an IM person however we did get it to finally remove
- 15:03the usage of this password across all areas, this password
- 15:08was used for multiple things, such as shared accounts and also
- 15:12service accounts which is scary as it is.
- 15:16But moved all those passwords. All the any scripting language
- 15:20that uses that passwords do fault.
- 15:22He took care of source no longer being used but yeah, dumb
- 15:24something that is a scary horse or a diet of the great for your
- 15:27body cast. Thanks so much for taking my
- 15:30Horror Story and pretty scary. See ya.
- 15:35Okay, the path of a password made into a t-shirt.
- 15:42I mean, come on man. Really yeah.
- 15:46That was pretty bad. I also think, though it's
- 15:51Somewhat because of the time frame, we know that Andrews not
- 15:55like a old guy like me. And you I kind of was thinking
- 15:59back to when I first started in it having the password
- 16:03spreadsheet on a file share and somebody explains me.
- 16:08I was fine. It's Pastor the spreadsheets
- 16:10password-protected. Oh yeah and you can't break
- 16:13Excel passwords. I mean no notoriously difficult.
- 16:16Yeah, yeah. It's not like there's like
- 16:17shareware out there that you can do it for free and no problem.
- 16:21And yeah, it is said there were the service accounts that the
- 16:25passwords never got changed. Everybody knew them.
- 16:27I was like oh yeah well change them if somebody leaves.
- 16:31Yeah, right, I mean I'm speculating here but this half
- 16:36this has to have been like a really funny password or
- 16:40something was inside joke. But I mean seriously like if
- 16:44even if this was within the last 15 years, let's say like who
- 16:49thought this was a good idea. Idea.
- 16:51Hey, let's put our password and a t-shirt.
- 16:54Yeah, I mean that's I'm sorry, but that is, I don't know
- 17:00what's, I don't know what the right management term would be,
- 17:03but would be like, someone's going on a performance
- 17:05Improvement plan right away. Yeah, the very least if not
- 17:10more, but okay, and her, that was a good one.
- 17:12Let's go next to a row. He landed in a whole tree.
- 17:17I know he's someone you've worked with in the past, but
- 17:20let's listen to Everyone. This is Rohit at military and I
- 17:24am a senior director of, I am at a Fortune 100 company.
- 17:29Both of these stories are about 7, to 10 years old, when I was
- 17:33working, as an architect in, I am domain.
- 17:36So the first story goes like this, one of the companies that
- 17:39I was working for was using Oracle identity manager, Why I
- 17:44am was probably the hottest idea tool in the Market at that time.
- 17:49And oh, I am uses SOA as their approval in je.
- 17:53The approval workflows are deployed on the server as
- 17:56Composites. When you deploy a new composite,
- 17:59you have to change the version else.
- 18:02All in-flight request will be rendered invalid.
- 18:06So this company moved from the waterfall model to Agile model
- 18:10recently and the team was still getting used to And new devops
- 18:14resources coming in. So there was a lot of chaos and
- 18:18not all the processes work correctly, understood or
- 18:21documented. So now the deployment team
- 18:24during the build, did not update the version in the properties
- 18:28file and the composite was deployed over an existing
- 18:32version. What that meant was there were
- 18:35about 300, in-flight requests, all rendered invalid.
- 18:40Some of these requests were raised by senior leadership The
- 18:43c-suite, there was no time for automation for any correction.
- 18:49So I am operations. Team had to manually raise
- 18:52multiple requests which was high priority and face the backlash
- 18:56for emails being sent out and overall confusion, it really
- 19:01dented, everyone's trust in the IM team at that point and took
- 19:04us some while for us to regain that confidence of all
- 19:07stakeholders. But it did help in a way that it
- 19:10was a good learning experience for us.
- 19:13No, that switching the models at such a expedited way, was not
- 19:19the best thing to do. Another horror story is with
- 19:22regards to one of the consulting firms that came in, I was a
- 19:26developer at this farm and I was tasked to create a custom engine
- 19:31for rule creation. So this for the custom UI on top
- 19:35of their existing identity engine.
- 19:38A requester, can go in raise a request or create a request for
- 19:43a new role, provide all the inputs.
- 19:45It went through the approval process and, you know, the
- 19:48generate approval workflow took place.
- 19:51Most of these words today are being done in service now, but
- 19:56it was what the client wanted at that time.
- 19:58So, while we were creating this engine for creating new roles, I
- 20:03consulting firm was hired. This consulting firm came in and
- 20:09they were tasked to create a role based access control
- 20:12strategy in terms of what the nomenclature would be.
- 20:16What the business rule? The birthright roll, the it roll
- 20:20the application roles would mean, but most importantly, how
- 20:24will they be created? What would be the mining
- 20:26strategy? So, this T came in and created a
- 20:30deck with all the buzz word bingos.
- 20:34Also, an application was chosen for pilot for the about 30
- 20:38entitlements, in 10 users. So this all went well until it
- 20:43was time for real work. Now, what we realized was that
- 20:48by strategy, did not scale There was a patient's like create
- 20:52metadata for each entitlement which was unachievable to see.
- 20:57The least there was also no regards for complex
- 21:02authorization systems like Mainframe.
- 21:05The strategy was very flat, very simplistic and not scalable.
- 21:11Although the slides for very very pretty I would say that the
- 21:15strategy was not worth the paper, it was printed on now the
- 21:19higher management friend. Like all our team had to do was
- 21:23done the model which was Northern Ireland feasible, nor
- 21:27useful and we would be presented with this set of brand new
- 21:30shining rolls, which was not the case.
- 21:34So ultimately what happened was we had to go back to the drawing
- 21:38board, to create our are back strategy and we then created an
- 21:43approach which was scalable and more importantly, feasible, it
- 21:49was a good learning experience. Dance, for all of us, including
- 21:52the strategy leadership and the developers as to how to employ
- 21:57these consulting firms. Thank you for having me on the
- 22:00show. Have a good day.
- 22:02All right, so this one involves two of, probably what I think
- 22:06are more the more challenging things to roll out access
- 22:08requests and are back. Yeah.
- 22:12I mean they're and their standard issue like everybody's
- 22:15trying to do these things. All right I think bro hit first
- 22:21that was a really well to really well told stories and kind of my
- 22:27react. My initial reaction is I guess
- 22:30I'm thinking like career-wise, you have to go through these
- 22:35hard times. You have to go through these
- 22:36mistakes. Otherwise, you know, you don't
- 22:40know what to avoid. Be nice too.
- 22:41I think that our careers building one success on top of
- 22:45the neck success but the reality is is like some spots on the way
- 22:50you have to fail. And if you don't go through
- 22:53those failures, your you I say you learn more from your
- 22:57failures than you do from your successes.
- 23:00Well, there are definitely a powerful reminder on what got to
- 23:03be right. So you don't touch the hot
- 23:05thing. Oh, okay.
- 23:06And then you burn it in your hand, right?
- 23:07Okay, yeah, I'm definitely not going to do that, you know, I
- 23:10think I think you're totally right.
- 23:11Right. I think, you know, learning
- 23:15through mistakes is great, from a learning perspective.
- 23:22It does not solve the problem of the damage that can be done
- 23:25though when it happens. I think this is something that
- 23:28you know life is life is messy. Just like identity and access
- 23:31management is you can have a great plan, it sounds like these
- 23:34you know. I'm not sure who the Consultants
- 23:35were came in and created this, you know, our back strategy and
- 23:39yeah, it looks good on paper, right?
- 23:41Very pretty slide which we love and Consulting, right?
- 23:45But when it hit the real world, it fell flat on its face and
- 23:48just didn't work. And I think that is, that is
- 23:51something every I am program needs to be prepared for, right.
- 23:55You can go through planning and strategy and like, yeah.
- 24:00We've got this great plan and, you know, when it collides with
- 24:03the real world, you have to be prepared for things that that
- 24:06just don't go, right? Maybe assumption was off, maybe
- 24:09something changed in the business.
- 24:11You know, parameters that cause it not to work anymore.
- 24:13And this, you know, this isn't specific to just to our back,
- 24:16which is notoriously difficult. Anyway.
- 24:18It could be anything, right? You can go through all this
- 24:20stuff and say, hey, we're gonna get this thing rolled out and
- 24:22then all of a sudden, next thing, you know, you're waiting
- 24:25a month because you still don't have a development environment,
- 24:28right? Something like that.
- 24:30It's it's interesting for sure. Yeah, I mean, you know, the
- 24:34other reminder that comes from this is that there are certain
- 24:38kind of core ingrained, I'll even call them T-they're not
- 24:42really information security or I am best practices and however,
- 24:47you feel about that term. They're kind of the basics basic
- 24:51blocking and tackling of how to do ITT.
- 24:54You don't take your sandbox environment and wire it to
- 24:57production, that's one, right? Like we all agree with, you
- 25:01know, yes, you shouldn't do that and if you do, you are taking
- 25:06preparing be prepared for the Fallout.
- 25:09The other is, you know, over Communicate, you've got to make
- 25:14sure that people know what's coming.
- 25:16Another is try to pile it and, you know, roll out your system
- 25:22to a small number of people who hopefully are representative of
- 25:26the whole, but rather than impact, 100,000 people, with
- 25:30your change, try to do it to 100 people, and then working on from
- 25:34there, Yeah, I think rolling a 6 out, take a small group, always
- 25:38make sense, especially if you can, if you can tie that roll
- 25:42out to a part of the business that you're trying to make
- 25:45friends with, right? So it's if you, if they go into
- 25:49this and say, hey, you know what, we're on this new, this
- 25:50new technology, this new business process, whatever may
- 25:53be, and we think it's going to solve a lot of problems.
- 25:56May be that you're having, would you be willing to help us test
- 25:59this and be part of helping make sure this goes well for the rest
- 26:03of the organization. I've never had a business unit.
- 26:06I can say no, they always want to be part of this and it is
- 26:10long as you set the appropriate expectation.
- 26:11Like, yeah, we know that there may be some issues that come up
- 26:13but we want you to help us make this right for the rest of the
- 26:17organization. In addition to yourself.
- 26:19Like I've never had anybody come back and say, no, not
- 26:22interested, here's one of the hardest ones I think.
- 26:25Overall, if you're a practitioner anywhere and it,
- 26:28you know, specifically I am sure, but it's when you have the
- 26:32executive pressure, like, here's some artificial date.
- 26:36Eight that this needs to be done by.
- 26:38And, you know, it's kind of like you're under pressure to hit
- 26:41some date. But, you know, in your heart of
- 26:43hearts, that that's not going to work or that's going to be very
- 26:47bad, that's going to have some bad consequences.
- 26:50What's the level of push back to give?
- 26:52And I think that this is like, where take some touch and take
- 26:55some maturity. Because if you signed up for it,
- 26:59you're almost doomed to fail. And if you push back, you might
- 27:03be seen as you're not a team player or you're just You know
- 27:07to - to be, you know, able to move up the move up the ladder.
- 27:14Yeah, I think you've got to be able to speak truth to power but
- 27:18that that spoken truth needs to be appropriately message through
- 27:24the appropriate channels in a in the proper way.
- 27:28And I what I mean by that is diplomacy tact thoughtfulness,
- 27:33right? I think I was given a webinar
- 27:35yesterday and I was really proud of this analogy.
- 27:37I came up with what it was like, you know, not everything is an
- 27:40Avengers level threat right there somewhere.
- 27:42You can get A good with just Daredevil.
- 27:45Sorry sorry Daredevil fans but he's not an Avenger since like
- 27:50you've got to be able to like way what is the risk versus the
- 27:54reward versus the potential impact and if you're constantly
- 27:58saying this won't work and it's because it's like a 1% problem
- 28:02or effects like 1% I think you got to make sure you bring on
- 28:04your messaging so certainly speak.
- 28:05Truth to power, do not be afraid to bring up issues and you need
- 28:09to have developed an. I am program that supports that,
- 28:12right? It can't just be Be well I'm the
- 28:14program manager. Everything I say goes and
- 28:16everything that I say is the way it's going to be and it's always
- 28:19going to be right. You've got to be able to take
- 28:22input from all parts of the business, your own teams,
- 28:25whatever may be. So have a, you know, a, an
- 28:28environment where you where you do allow that.
- 28:31And if you are the one speaking up, make sure you're doing it,
- 28:34the right message, the right vehicle, right?
- 28:38Have if you've got them stats figures, something right to help
- 28:43make the case. Yeah, I was thinking of a couple
- 28:45other tactics to one is, sometimes it's like, hey we're
- 28:49going to roll out MFA to the entire organization by the end
- 28:52of the year and here were sitting on November 1st, right?
- 28:55You're like that's not realistic but maybe we could have the MFA
- 28:59capability built or we can select a product or we could do
- 29:02something that isn't short of this audacious goal, but isn't
- 29:09that? No, we can't do it, right?
- 29:11It's just hey, we're going to do it and I like it.
- 29:13A stepwise fashion. The other tactic I was thinking
- 29:17of is really to try to build support for your idea.
- 29:21So if there are other peers in your organization who you can
- 29:26kind of like hey I'd like to have coffee with you and talk
- 29:29through this issue and here's what my challenges and you got
- 29:34some other folks who have respect within your
- 29:38organization. Maybe.
- 29:40So maybe you report to CIO and you There's big audacious goal
- 29:45is rolling downhill to you, but there are other folks who report
- 29:48to the CIO and you kind of like talk through it with them so
- 29:51that when you go and you try to propose this less than, you
- 29:56know, less than the full audacious goal that you have
- 30:01some folks in the room who are kind of in support of your plan.
- 30:08Yeah. For sure.
- 30:08I mean you don't want to be voted off the island because
- 30:11you're by yourself, right? Dalliances?
- 30:15All right, how about we get to our next one.
- 30:17We've got Tom Malta. Another individual who's been on
- 30:21the show before and let's hear from him.
- 30:24Hey, this is Tom Alta. I am, I am practitioner and the
- 30:27space for over 22 years and of late.
- 30:31I've been doing Financial Services.
- 30:32Strategic advisory work for a number of companies and I'm here
- 30:36today to tell you a little About a Halloween Horror Story, and I
- 30:40am. So, this goes back to my first
- 30:43implementation of I am, when I was running the global program
- 30:47that could Goldman Sachs, and we spent a lot of time building it
- 30:51out and on the morning of the go-live, we were attached to the
- 30:57HR System, obviously pulling an identity events from them and
- 31:02doing automation to remove Privileges and that night, the
- 31:06HR team sent Over a file that had all of the London, security,
- 31:12guards in it. Essentially terminated and we
- 31:17were scrambling that morning getting all sorts of calls from
- 31:19the London office as to what happened and what broke down.
- 31:23And obviously, later on, we found out that the file was
- 31:27obviously a bad file and ever since that implementation one of
- 31:32the things, I always advise my clients and what I've done in my
- 31:35own program since then is to make sure That you have a good
- 31:39Fail-Safe mechanism when you're attaching automation to any HR
- 31:44System and not trusting a completely, because mistakes do
- 31:47happen as in the case of this. And if she could imagine a
- 31:51couple hundred security guards sitting out on the streets of
- 31:54London trying to get into office, it wasn't a very
- 31:56pleasant thing. So I hope that you can learn
- 31:59from that. And I'm great to share this with
- 32:02my peers and colleagues at the idec broadcast team and to all
- 32:06of you. Thank you.
- 32:08Okay, so the first thing I'm thinking to me is London,
- 32:10Calling by The Clash and then I actually get into.
- 32:12I am I mean, it's a good one. I mean, for some reason, I
- 32:18imagine the security guards at Buckingham Palace with the big
- 32:23hats. Yeah, but yeah, I'm sure they
- 32:26weren't happy but I think Tom brings up a great idea which is
- 32:29like you know, plan for the unexpected.
- 32:32I mean if it especially in this day of artificial intelligence
- 32:36to kind of look for something that just doesn't smell right?
- 32:41And I guess you can imagine so many different scenarios but you
- 32:45know, a whole department Being terminated at once not a real
- 32:50likely as maybe something that should kick off some kind of
- 32:54human intervention I guess I mean that you know some of these
- 32:59things are probably tough to plan around but that's a great.
- 33:04I am her story because like who you can just imagine five hours
- 33:09earlier than I assume Tom was in New York City office at this
- 33:14time. So he's probably being woken up.
- 33:16Like yeah, nobody can get into the building.
- 33:19Yeah, that's an F, no bueno. I guess, you know, score one for
- 33:23the people who test, right, make sure that as part of your unit
- 33:27testing or validation. It's like how, how many records
- 33:30are going to be affected right by this change?
- 33:33Is that number accurate, right? Is it, is it what you're
- 33:37expecting? You know, I've seen that a few
- 33:39times where you go to, like maybe update a Meta, Meta
- 33:42attribute about somebody, or a certain area.
- 33:46And you're like, oh, Shoot, I just did it to a whole bunch
- 33:48more people. I thought it would be right?
- 33:49And everyone now has like the same title or the same email
- 33:53address domain subdomain order may be.
- 33:55So, definitely something you want to think about when you're
- 33:58when you're rolling stuff out is is the scale of the change you
- 34:03know, lining up with the expectations are supposed to be?
- 34:07Yeah, yeah, absolutely. All right, let's go to the next
- 34:11one. This one is written from the
- 34:13newest member of the Rockstar RS M, IM team.
- 34:16This is from Brian Lindstrom. He and I have worked several
- 34:20years ago in the past. I don't think this is when we
- 34:22were working at the same company.
- 34:23I don't recall it but who knows? Anyway well what's that?
- 34:28It wasn't your fault, right? Yeah I will certainly not.
- 34:31I mean he definitely is claiming ownership here.
- 34:33This is a good one too so he writes back in my early days I
- 34:36was implementing an identity solution and I inadvertently
- 34:39deleted about 1,000 active directory counts including my
- 34:43own. I first realized this when I
- 34:46said Lost access to various applications and network
- 34:49resources. I tried rebooting my PC, hoping
- 34:52that would fix my issue. But unfortunately I couldn't log
- 34:56back in and then picked my head above my cubicle, and start to
- 34:59hear people complaining about losing access.
- 35:02I slowly got up walked over to the active directory, guys, and
- 35:06asked, if they could do a restore public shaming and sued
- 35:10and a hard lesson was learned when making changes, make sure
- 35:13you're not in a production environment.
- 35:16So, congratulations. Relations, Brian.
- 35:17That is a good horror story was going to say.
- 35:20Yeah, we started off by saying these aren't / or stories but
- 35:23that very easily could have turned into a slasher Story.
- 35:27I mean. How good is that?
- 35:28I mean, not it's not good, right?
- 35:29Which is characterized it but from a like a outcome precise,
- 35:33like I just deleted a thousand accounts including my own so I
- 35:36can't even fix my own error. I've got to go to someone else
- 35:40for help I mean that's the Walk of Shame right there it does.
- 35:43Yeah I was thinking about that walk of shame kind of as we're
- 35:46listening. Ro his story which was kind of
- 35:48going back to Oracle identity manager, which kind of reminds
- 35:53me of the days when you'd still have a lot of Mainframe people
- 35:57or people who are like, from the Mainframe days and you get the
- 36:00statement. We never had to deal with this
- 36:02with the Mainframe, as if the Mainframe was just so perfect.
- 36:06And there were never any of these issues.
- 36:08So, yeah, I'm sure that Brian may have heard that echoing
- 36:13through the hallways, as well. We never had to deal with this
- 36:15with the Mainframe. Yeah, I lack of the Mainframe
- 36:18one. I shot out to Leslie who I love
- 36:21very much. We used to work together a long
- 36:22time ago and she was a rack F expert.
- 36:26I was not, I was constantly going to her to fix my mistakes.
- 36:31Yeah. All right, let's wrap up with
- 36:34horror stories for you and I want you go first.
- 36:37Okay, so I was originally planning to tell the horror
- 36:40story of my first big. I Am project where, you know, We
- 36:47estimated properly the number of help desk calls are going to
- 36:50have, but we didn't think they would all happen like
- 36:54immediately on day one, but I've already told that story once and
- 36:59you know, if anybody wants to hear it again, we could tell it
- 37:03again on a future episode. Or I called again, but it
- 37:05actually, they give like a true. I am Horror Story.
- 37:09So, when I was at in financial services, working for a client,
- 37:15I won't say that the Any name we're implementing a new, I am
- 37:20system and it was like a major deployment replacing, you know,
- 37:25a lot of manual processes and replacing a basically.
- 37:30One of the things that was unique about it was it was like
- 37:33the brand-new version. We were the first big company
- 37:36rolling in this brand new version of software and when we
- 37:40got to the first goal, I was like, you know, Friday or
- 37:44Saturday night like you know, middle of the We're going to go
- 37:47live and as we're doing all kinds of sat and unit, testing
- 37:52things for failing, left and right.
- 37:54And so, we get to the point of the go/no-go decision and made a
- 37:58decision of no go. So in other words, he had to go
- 38:01through our rollback plant. So this is why you make the full
- 38:06cut over plan with a cutback plan because you may have to use
- 38:11it. And so, we went through the
- 38:12whole cut back plan, we were able to kind of survive winter.
- 38:16Another month and like fix a lot of these problems and we got to
- 38:22the next go/no-go night. It was like a month later on a
- 38:25Saturday night, going through the whole thing, some things are
- 38:28failing as a lot better than it was before, but some things are
- 38:31still filing and like the the top consultant who's actually
- 38:37like the CEO of the consulting firm that we were using was
- 38:40like, and you've got to have some guts here and like, and go
- 38:44forward with this thing and everybody was just like, You
- 38:47know, looking at me because it was ultimately my decision and I
- 38:50made the decision like even though we were failing on some
- 38:53of these things so it's just feeling so much.
- 38:55Pressure at that moment I said all right we'll go and so we
- 38:59went and you know, some of the problems with like data
- 39:04synchronization and provisioning stuff like that and some of the
- 39:09problems were like, you know, like the data wasn't actually
- 39:13synchronizing and I mean, I was on like conference calls It's
- 39:17like everyday. Just literally getting yelled at
- 39:22for about a month after that, we were like rolling new code every
- 39:28weekend going through change control every weekend.
- 39:31I literally was working like 80 hours a week for like a month
- 39:36straight and then even then I would say, like okay we I wasn't
- 39:39drowning at that point but it still was you know, tough Sally.
- 39:44So you know, that was that's true.
- 39:46Lee was a horror horror story. I think what I learned from that
- 39:51is that, you know, one like if you don't feel like you can go
- 39:58live, if you're in that go/no-go decision and everybody's like
- 40:02pressuring you got to go but you know it's not the right
- 40:04decision. You got to share the courage to
- 40:07like say we are we're not going if this is Susan's mind to make,
- 40:11we are not going and because believe me that pain that I
- 40:15lived through the next Or weeks and it wasn't just working the 8
- 40:19hours. It was like getting yelled at
- 40:20and people think there was no way to pull a victory out of
- 40:25that. Like it was going to be seen as
- 40:27a failure, no matter how hard I worked.
- 40:30Could you imagine that? We like, you're giving up family
- 40:33time? I had young kids and everything
- 40:34and like, you know, working 80 hours a week and, you know, it
- 40:39just like your name is going through the mud so that that
- 40:43truly was like my slasher. I am Horror Story.
- 40:46That's yeah, that's a that's a good /, bad one for sure.
- 40:51Yeah, that's a rough one man. I got questions.
- 40:56So we're I guess how far along into your career where you is
- 41:00this like a new Earth like when you're kind of newer or is kind
- 41:03of middle, like how did you recover from this?
- 41:06I mean, this can be sometimes seen as like a career sort of
- 41:09limiting move, right? For some folks.
- 41:11So it was like mid-career it was probably the last time I was
- 41:19practitioner before going into Consulting and it was by far the
- 41:25toughest one that I had here was what happened was prior to the
- 41:28first, you know, pull out. I was not the I am program lead
- 41:36the lead quit, I think he saw the writing on the wall that
- 41:43like this project was heading for a crash and so I was offered
- 41:48the job for me it was a major promotion but I also knew that
- 41:53here in for some painful times I took the promotion anyway and
- 41:58now I'm responsible for this thing.
- 42:01And we're heading for the crash and like fortunately.
- 42:04At that point we hadn't pulled the plug yet.
- 42:06So that was the time and like we pulled the plug that we had to
- 42:10work. Hard to still get the system
- 42:12deployed but then on that second one I should have had the
- 42:15courage to pull the plug again, but I just felt like too much
- 42:21pressure. Have to go live.
- 42:22It was a big mistake. Yeah, it sounds like it, but I
- 42:26guess. It worked out in the end.
- 42:29I mean, I I think if we pulled the plug we could have solved
- 42:33some of the issues but eventually we did have to rip
- 42:36off the Band-Aid and go live and then you know I think also being
- 42:41alive gave us more flexibility to address some of the changes.
- 42:47I don't know. I mean it's definitely I learned
- 42:50a lot from it. One of the other things I
- 42:53learned was do not. Stake your career on you know,
- 42:58doing The Cutting Edge, latest version that nobody else has
- 43:02rolled out yet. That's not that's not a good
- 43:05career move. Yeah, you got to be really ready
- 43:07for bleeding edge pain. If you could have bleeding edge
- 43:10technology. Yeah, that's a good one.
- 43:12I'm sorry, man. That's that's, that's a that's a
- 43:14good horror story. Let's see, I've got to kind of
- 43:18small ones that will close off with one is a story.
- 43:21I think I've told before but it was New Year's Eve and I got
- 43:26stuck creating like I do five or 600 manually creating five or
- 43:31600 ldap accounts because I didn't have any Automation in
- 43:35place and it was all stuff that I just saw coming.
- 43:38I was like, you know, poor planning on the business side of
- 43:41things like, oh we'll just give it to it, operations, and I am
- 43:45operations. Kind of fix for us, was
- 43:47contract. Related is like last-minute
- 43:49stuff. I just remember, you know,
- 43:51Christine and myself Christine was my counterpart on the
- 43:54business side. And I was on the, I Am side and
- 43:58just getting stuck proofreading and validating like 500, or 600
- 44:03meters 5, or 5 or 600. I think lines on a spreadsheet
- 44:07of people who needed these ldap accounts because the contract
- 44:10said they needed him by January 1st.
- 44:13I just meant being stuck at home, running through these
- 44:16spreadsheets and flying through these ldap creations.
- 44:19I mean that was, you know, this is this is years of video game
- 44:23practice on mouse and keyboard and And dexterity, right?
- 44:27It's like alt tab, copy paste, you know, move things around
- 44:30really quickly but that was painful just because I knew it I
- 44:35was very it was very early on in my I am career I think I was
- 44:37probably a maybe it might have been a team lead at that point
- 44:39or something and I saw it coming down the pipeline and couldn't
- 44:43stop it. So it was really frustrating
- 44:45because both Christine and I both saw it coming and couldn't
- 44:48stop it. So that's one.
- 44:50The other one is more of a night.
- 44:54It all sound like a nightmare for Some people, it wasn't for
- 44:58me and I'll tell you and I'll tell you why.
- 44:59As I explained is, we were rolling on an IGA product and
- 45:03one of the first steps that you go through when you're doing
- 45:05that is you do this thing called identity mapping or count
- 45:09mapping where you're basically taking all the accounts from one
- 45:12system and you're trying to correlate them to whatever your
- 45:15identity sources, right? Say okay, here's Jeff and here's
- 45:18Jeff's account on this application, coincidentally?
- 45:22Another ldap system. So we were going through that
- 45:25process, For a few hundred thousand employees and
- 45:29consultants. And I remember sitting in a room
- 45:33with our identity integrator at the time and there was this
- 45:37system that had like everybody in the company had this account
- 45:41and and then some so there was a high-volume system and he was
- 45:46giving me the bad news of how many orphaned accounts that they
- 45:50found out of this platform which had I want to say probably 250.
- 45:56Maybe 300,000 accounts. Which, for me at the time was
- 45:59massive. I mean, I was just the sheer
- 46:00number of accounts and, you know, he's sitting there and
- 46:04he's like, like so, here's went through the count mapping
- 46:07correlation. We tried to find as many things
- 46:09as we could to try and map this up and we have 90,000 orphaned
- 46:15accounts that need to be figured out.
- 46:19Are they legitimate? Do they, you know, should they
- 46:22be in the system stuff like that.
- 46:24And I remember sitting there and I was like, Holy crap. 90,000
- 46:28orphan accounts on just one system that need to be resolved
- 46:32and wait and Wayne was the first.
- 46:35I was working with me, he and I chat about the still to this
- 46:37day. He was shocked when I said, oh,
- 46:41that's not that bad. Because in my head I was like
- 46:45there's no way we'll be able to correlate half of these.
- 46:48So I was like, okay I was prepared for like a number of
- 46:50like 150 200 thousand accounts, like something like that.
- 46:54And when he said, 80,000. I was happy that there are
- 46:5990,000 and he was like, you're crazy.
- 47:01I like, what do you mean? There's 90,000.
- 47:03I, of course, is a bad number and we ended up working through
- 47:06it and kind of resolve some of that, but there were a lot of
- 47:08Orphan accounts on that system that definitely need to be
- 47:11cleaned up. There are like real orphans
- 47:14like, oh, yeah. 90,000 how many we say were true orphans versus
- 47:18you just couldn't correlate them, because you, whatever
- 47:22rules you are using weren't good enough.
- 47:24I think probably between like 50 to 60,000 were definitely like
- 47:30those are not, those are not valid accounts because this was
- 47:33a retail environment. And at the time, the retail
- 47:37environment was allow that you could create your own accounts
- 47:40and you can use whatever name you wanted.
- 47:42And because those retail, we had a lot of, you know, people early
- 47:46on, in their careers, or just didn't care where they would
- 47:49come up with just weird names for accounts.
- 47:51Some of them not safe for work, you know?
- 47:54Some would be copyrighted. For example, maybe famous people
- 47:57or care of famous, characters of whatever.
- 48:01So, we kind of started looking over, as like, oh, I'm pretty
- 48:04sure we're not employing, Mickey Mouse.
- 48:06You know, for example, right. Or Frodo Baggins right.
- 48:10Things like that. So, but we had to go through
- 48:12each of those and sort of figure out, okay, who are the real
- 48:16ones? Who are the not real ones?
- 48:17Some were kind of, you know, whatever, what do we do, about
- 48:20the ones that were clearly, you know, not suitable for work.
- 48:25And What were the repercussions going to be for the person who
- 48:28created it? Like stuff like that and I
- 48:30highlighted a few different lack that controls where.
- 48:32Yeah, there was just like this open system, you could call it
- 48:34whatever you want, you could change your name to whatever you
- 48:37want basically in the system and there was no like, no validation
- 48:40around it. And store employees did not
- 48:43necessarily have, you know, HR on mind when they were, when
- 48:48they were naming some accounts, I think one of the things that
- 48:53you have to do to truly say you're an, I am M is open up a
- 48:57file that is like Annex shares like an Excel icon.
- 49:01So it's CSV or some other you know, data format.
- 49:06And Excel can open is like too many rows because I think the
- 49:10Excel limit was like 32 thousand rows or something like that.
- 49:14Time to go to 64 bits. Exactly.
- 49:18Yeah, that is definitely. I remember requesting a ram
- 49:21upgrade at the time because I think I had like a 4, MB MB RAM
- 49:25and I just couldn't open these files anymore.
- 49:28It was like, all right, time to go to eight able gigabytes of
- 49:31memory. Yeah, I'm gonna have so many
- 49:33spreadsheets. So many SQL queries are going to
- 49:35get done. All right, let's go ahead and
- 49:38wrap up this episode. We're going to we were thinking
- 49:39about how we're going to add on a lighter note.
- 49:41Do you want to go with your idea or my idea?
- 49:44We can see both. Okay, you go first.
- 49:47Okay, so my topic was today's halloween or the day that people
- 49:52will be listening to. This is Halloween.
- 49:55What is the best Halloween trick-or-treat, candy item or
- 50:00non candy to give away your door and think of this Through The
- 50:04Eyes of like 10 or 12 year old kid.
- 50:08What is it that you'd want to receive?
- 50:12Well, I am always happy to receive a Snickers bar that has
- 50:18been my poison for years. I don't know about 10 or 12
- 50:21years old. I think I've been just happy
- 50:22about any any sort of candy, but if you're going to give away
- 50:27candy, I mean, give away the full bar, right?
- 50:29Like the full-size instead of those, you know, snack or
- 50:32Halloween. I get it.
- 50:33There's Financial things around there.
- 50:34But if you got like a full candy bar for Halloween, you're like
- 50:39in the money, right? Yeah, as he To give away the
- 50:43full candy bar, then avoid the ones that people might not like,
- 50:47like I love coconut. So if you do like Almond Joy,
- 50:51Almond Joy. I would be happy with that, but
- 50:54I wouldn't give that away because you're probably going to
- 50:56have like 50 percent of the population of people who are in
- 50:59be like, this thing is gross. So I think the, the way to goes
- 51:03a full-size Reese's, Peanut Butter Cup.
- 51:06Yeah, that's a pretty, pretty safe one.
- 51:08I think like, if you go to Jim's house, like he's given away like
- 51:11Almond, Joy and like, Don't know.
- 51:13Black licorice or something like that.
- 51:16Your choices is full so you know king-size Almond Joy or this
- 51:21little Snickers bar which would you like to have and then I'll
- 51:24end the night with a whole box of Almond Joy.
- 51:26Yeah. And a whole bunch of
- 51:27disappointed children. Who may egg your house or snag
- 51:30my house and and put toilet paper on it?
- 51:33Yeah, exactly. All right here's mine and here's
- 51:37what I want you to come up with is what is the scariest I am
- 51:41identity and access. Management costume that you can
- 51:44come up with. I'd say it would have to be like
- 51:47the salesman costume, the person who like calls you over and over
- 51:54again to see if you have some need for their product or
- 52:00service that you have no need for and for some reason you keep
- 52:05accidentally answering it. So yeah.
- 52:07That's pretty scary get up. Yeah yeah.
- 52:11That's a That's a good. I just imagine like the
- 52:14nightmare. It's like a whole bunch of like,
- 52:15LinkedIn messages. That you curly haven't responded
- 52:18to, like not getting the hint. You know, it's the emails that
- 52:21you're not responding to its the, I don't know how it
- 52:24happens. But some people have, like, I do
- 52:26have legitimately, I am vendors, who call me on the phone on my
- 52:30personal cell phone and leave me voicemails.
- 52:33I can guarantee you that. If you do that to me, I'm never
- 52:36calling you back, right? Exactly.
- 52:40I don't know how I got that. Number is probably on my
- 52:41signature somewhere. Just you know, had one number
- 52:43four years and that's fine, right?
- 52:44It's easy enough. These days to block it but I
- 52:47mean who makes a phone call these days right?
- 52:50It's all email. Yeah.
- 52:51Well the other thing is like okay we're I am you know
- 52:55strategy develop at least my LinkedIn profile speech to I'm a
- 53:00consultant and people will hit me up and say you know desirous
- 53:04em need like email filtering. Yeah I don't know, did you read
- 53:10my profile and think that I'm a decision maker for email
- 53:15filtering for our SM because if you did you're not too smart but
- 53:21the reality is you probably just saw our SM or I showed up in
- 53:24some, you know, spreadsheet that you got and leave me alone.
- 53:28Yeah, my favorite is when I get the Mainframe, the the contract
- 53:33Mainframe position, six months, we'll get her back, F expert all
- 53:37because I somewhere have in my background like, you know,
- 53:40administrated rack F IDs or something like that.
- 53:42And I'm in a database somewhere. It's like, yes, I would totally
- 53:46interested in a six-month contract in, like, northern
- 53:49Idaho in the middle of nowhere to do Mainframe rack F.
- 53:54Yeah, work or something but I'm not even qualified for like I
- 53:56would not I would not hire me for rack F work.
- 53:59If you're on the run from the FBI, be the perfect job for you.
- 54:03This is true and I Den, it's not that Idaho is not a bad place,
- 54:05is a beautiful place, really? I don't know if I would
- 54:08necessarily just want to work there for six months on a
- 54:10contract. Do Ring worker.
- 54:13I hate for no idea how to do anymore.
- 54:14Yes. There you go.
- 54:16So, was that those that top your answer in terms of scariest
- 54:21costume it dies? Because I was thinking, I was
- 54:23like, I, you know, I it's funny. I asked the question I didn't
- 54:25really have like a good answer. I was kind of taking it down,
- 54:27like the technical wrote like some sort of like interface or
- 54:31it's like, you know, file not found or, you know, syntax error
- 54:35or something like that of like trying to figure out like why
- 54:38things aren't working but I love / hate / of The persistent sales
- 54:45sales, angle of identity. So the other potential scary
- 54:50costume would be The Insider threat person so that person
- 54:54would either look like, you know, it would be like the
- 55:00person with a trench coat and a hat and like, Shadow over their
- 55:03face. So you couldn't even see them or
- 55:06they would be wearing that mask. Which I don't even know what you
- 55:09call. It was like the black and white
- 55:10mask in the guy with like the Hi Fox.
- 55:14There you go. Yep, you know, it would be one
- 55:16of those two and that person would be basically trying to
- 55:19hack through your network, even though you work for the same
- 55:22company. You're like, stop trying to
- 55:24break our stuff. That's a very Niche scary.
- 55:27I am Halloween costume. It's like, do that, like a sea
- 55:30so convention or something like that.
- 55:32Yeah. If you're walking around your
- 55:34neighborhood, just like that, like, yeah, they might not, they
- 55:38might not realize what you're dressed up as a might
- 55:41misconstrue that So, maybe not a good idea, exactly.
- 55:46All right. Let's go ahead and wrap it up
- 55:47for this week. This was a lot of fun.
- 55:48Talking through Halloween stuff. We did it again, almost a full
- 55:51hour of Halloween identity talk. You were probably thinking at
- 55:55home. There's no way they'll come up
- 55:56with more than 30 or 45 minutes. Well, guess what?
- 55:58We did it anyway. So we'll go ahead and leave it
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- 56:35So interesting to see if what, if anything changes on that
- 56:38platform but we are still there. And yeah, I think.
- 56:42That if there is a other identity and access management
- 56:45costumes that are scurrying that you want to either ping us on
- 56:49Twitter with or drop us a note on LinkedIn, would be happy to
- 56:52bring those up in future episodes or just have a good
- 56:54chuckle you know offline with folks.
- 56:56So with that we'll go ahead and leave it for this week.
- 56:59Thanks everyone for listening and we'll talk with you all in
- 57:02the next one. Thanks for listening to the
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