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OUTRO: R18 R18 R18 · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Year high there to all our loyal listeners out there
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  Speaker 1: now listen, this is an absolute disclaimer for this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shocker and I'm actually quite embarrassed about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I also need to make the point I started.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't Moggi's fault this time. It is
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  Speaker 1: a shocker. If there's kids, don't play it all right?
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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for raw douggets four to seven every weekdaydah Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the way you just threw down your
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  Speaker 1: wallet then, Mogi, Oh really it rked of. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: forget that, bastard. You literally sort of looked away and
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  Speaker 1: chapped it on the desk there, and I went a bit, Mogi,
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  Speaker 1: will forget that.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate you concern, but it's also sitting writing Smake Khaki,
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  Speaker 2: so very difficult to leave without those Wow, I feel
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  Speaker 2: good about that given your current form. Probably think that
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  Speaker 2: I rode my bike and leave both of them behind.
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  Speaker 2: Got new ones go on? He asked me, what you
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  Speaker 2: know You've got some questions around there?
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  Speaker 3: No, just okay, wasn't two hundred bucks or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I see you mentioned it last week.
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  Speaker 2: That it was more than that was. And I had
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  Speaker 2: to get a key, and I had to get the
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  Speaker 2: little beep beep thing, which I didn't have on my
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  Speaker 2: last one.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, Bob, are you still right now going what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck did I do with them? No?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that I must have been checking in
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  Speaker 2: the ben because we're still cleaning stuff up at the
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  Speaker 2: new office, and it just got it, just got checked
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  Speaker 2: in with it. Yeah. Good, dude, when you lose as
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  Speaker 2: much shit as I do, you pretty pretty pretty quick.
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  Speaker 2: You would have seen my new my new glasses. You're
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  Speaker 2: not wrong, Jason's not fucking cheap. No, on the show. Probably.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds good because the thing I do were to
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  Speaker 4: literally the exact same thing, is I leave my mug
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  Speaker 4: and stuff out there and put my my car keys
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  Speaker 4: on top.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, so I have to you know, don't.
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  Speaker 1: You also have a cock ring and you hang the
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  Speaker 1: keys off those, those off your ring and so that
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  Speaker 1: when you come in you go whease and then hang
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  Speaker 1: your keys on them and then off my cockran.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sorry, And can I just say that they
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  Speaker 2: had nothing to do with fold.
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  Speaker 1: That was I apologize. Maybe we should even delete that.
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  Speaker 2: You're a shocking bastard mate that stays.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I was just telling I bought another
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  Speaker 1: vape today, Maggie, and I'm fuming about it because I
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  Speaker 1: got back from golf could not find my vape anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, I must have fucking dropped it somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: searched all through the car, search the bench.
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  Speaker 2: What do they call it. There's something like vape anxiety
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  Speaker 2: or vape panic or something when you can't find it.
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  Speaker 2: There's some phrase for it, when you're and you're not
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  Speaker 2: in your right state of mind.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is the crazy thing. And I looked in
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  Speaker 1: my car about five times.
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  Speaker 2: Was the hanging out of your asshole ring?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was. It's definitely a disclaimer an asshole ring.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Five times chick the bench, the couch,
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  Speaker 1: every bench.
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  Speaker 2: Over and over was on the bench.
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  Speaker 3: No, how many benches have you got?
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  Speaker 1: So I drive in after buying a new vape. We
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  Speaker 1: go get out of the car, sitting right in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the passenger seat, right and I even ran
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  Speaker 1: my hand over that. Yeah, like where is it? And
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck is what?
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  Speaker 2: I think it is meant. I think that's further evidence
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  Speaker 2: that we're in a simulation. Yes, I go through that
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  Speaker 2: all the time, where I go with the and I
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  Speaker 2: turn around and it is literally right where I've been looking.
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  Speaker 2: But you would swear that it wasn't there a second ago. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and the computers just put it back there when your
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  Speaker 2: head your head too, you'd be happy.
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  Speaker 3: That's never happened. It's never happened.
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  Speaker 2: It happens all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That thing, I don't know if you guys do this
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  Speaker 1: as well. And my wife always finds it very amusing.
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  Speaker 1: Is when I'm looking in the pantry for something and
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  Speaker 1: I'll go, ah, where's the letter, where's the fucking marmite?
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  Speaker 1: And I'll be steering, steering, steering, and she'll and my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Every time, and it's right in front of your face.
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  Speaker 1: And she says, I bet it's right in front of you,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, I'm looking at it, it's not right
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  Speaker 1: in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: And then you go, do you want me to have
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  Speaker 2: a look? Well? I never This is why I never asked,
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  Speaker 2: because I know it's right, and I know if I
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  Speaker 2: call it, she's going to come straight and I look
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  Speaker 2: like a complete fucking yet not yet.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's something that will start ship. Maybe it is,
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  Speaker 1: but seriously, that was bizarre. But it was right in
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  Speaker 1: the middle. It was like, what the how did I
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  Speaker 1: miss that?
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  Speaker 4: The whole Archy Big Show one days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 2: They Big Show Podcast. I had a pretty great discovery today.
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  Speaker 2: I had a I had to get a new card
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  Speaker 2: for our flat account kezy right now, Billsie's account and
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  Speaker 2: stuff every day, these sort of things, And I could
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  Speaker 2: have sworn I had one. In fact, I did that.
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  Speaker 2: I knew I had one, but I lost it. I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't find it, so I ordered a new one, which
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  Speaker 2: turned up today, turned up today. So I've been but
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  Speaker 2: I've been with that one for quite a long time
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  Speaker 2: because I never delivered it. Then they delivered one for
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  Speaker 2: the wrong account, just one thing after the other, the usual.
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  Speaker 2: And then today I went to make the bed. What
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  Speaker 2: is lying in the bed, in my fucking bed except
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  Speaker 2: the card that I have not been able to find
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  Speaker 2: for months, the old one. The old one is lying
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  Speaker 2: where my ass would be in the sheet. And the
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  Speaker 2: only thing I could think of is that my asshole
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  Speaker 2: ring has come undone. But I swear to God that
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  Speaker 2: cowboy was there. Now we have changed the sheets. How
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  Speaker 2: many times I go to being naked? How the fuck
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  Speaker 2: is this thing sitting there? And then so now it's
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  Speaker 2: just okay, And now that that sort of thing happens ja, And.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever okay, have you ever put your wallet
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  Speaker 4: through the washing machine?
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  Speaker 2: No? And then in fact that and that is the
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  Speaker 2: very first time I've ever lost my khakis in my life.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's because the cow like I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 4: out the logic behind the card being where your asses
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  Speaker 4: and the bed other.
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  Speaker 3: Than unbelievable, yea, it could have happened.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. And that's why I say, it's the
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  Speaker 2: what do you call it?
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  Speaker 3: There? It's a glitch in the matrix?
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  Speaker 1: Like I say, I ran my handover. I ran my
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  Speaker 1: hand over my car seat the passenger side, right, did they?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So what the fuck is it doing sitting in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of my car seat?
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  Speaker 2: Did you check the bench? Did you check all of
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  Speaker 2: your benches? How many benches?
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  Speaker 3: If you I'm right on edge at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Because it could do you get like that where you
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  Speaker 2: can't find your vapor and it gives panicky.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I just get sort of no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't around that. Nah, I might go for fox sake,
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  Speaker 2: what have I done with it?
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  Speaker 3: But I get distracted by some vape. The black thing
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  Speaker 3: that the whole black things that forty back.
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  Speaker 2: When it comes with a couple of things. That correct,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: It's cheap, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well a peg which is fifty on back, dry
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  Speaker 2: blasted for over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I can tell by your voice it was.
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  Speaker 2: Good, but I think it's more than nap. I had
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  Speaker 2: a nap today.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound as bad as it. Not bad, but way deeper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't been getting I don't. Yeah, anyway, I
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  Speaker 2: left that barbecue at nine o'clock. We left that barbecue,
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  Speaker 2: the one you said it was going to be a biggie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right.
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  Speaker 3: What time you start?
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  Speaker 2: Got around there at three? Oh wow? So not bad
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  Speaker 2: because if one had their kids, if I need to
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  Speaker 2: go home. It was a bit of a power play,
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  Speaker 2: but no one was steamed or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: It was really good, right, so everyone sort of called
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  Speaker 3: it at that point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, Yeah, yeah, it was really good. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's great, just great, it's really great. That's great, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas Keysy was telling me. You had a.
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  Speaker 3: No, not really played gold.
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  Speaker 2: Don't sound very nasiyly.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 4: Played golf teet off at nine am, finished at one,
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  Speaker 4: had a couple of beers.
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  Speaker 3: We had a bar for hours nine till one four hours.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're right, had a couple of beers at the
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  Speaker 4: clubhouse and had a barbecue, had a few more beers,
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  Speaker 4: was home and away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that doesn't sound too bad at all.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I had a pretty quiet one two fields jays.
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  Speaker 3: That's not how I sound. And I don't have a
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  Speaker 3: conquering all right.
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  Speaker 4: And then then it does a cocker and go through
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  Speaker 4: the head of your penis, through the eye, through.
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  Speaker 2: Your eyes, so as you if you're can imagine you're
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  Speaker 2: steering down the barrel of Hodi J's cock and I've
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  Speaker 2: got it now, it's about six inches away from Just
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  Speaker 2: tighten your grip on it, kezy, just loosen off your
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  Speaker 2: hand there.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make its way right.
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  Speaker 2: You could imagine that this piece of metal, which is
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  Speaker 2: like a half a moon, like the crescent of the moon,
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  Speaker 2: goes in the eye and then down through the bottom
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  Speaker 2: out the bottom of No, no, just right, and the
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  Speaker 2: just in your helmett. Oh my God, it's just straight
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  Speaker 2: down the eye, straight down the eye, maybe it only
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  Speaker 2: and it will go down through the bottom of the sea,
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  Speaker 2: maybe ten to fifteen mils further back down the How
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  Speaker 2: do you not?
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  Speaker 3: And this is you guys want to take He's going
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  Speaker 3: to Cockerat.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys want to make a two hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: bet that Pugs has one?
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  Speaker 2: I think you probably have one in his life. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The thing I don't get is, out of all the
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  Speaker 4: things to pierce, why rest piercing the old downstairs fella?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think what does it do? And yeah, for really, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I know that has never crossed your mind.
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  Speaker 3: But how does actually some of them enjoy it? A wring?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's like having condoms that are ribbed
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  Speaker 2: for her pleasure. I saw one that's a different sensation condoms.
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  Speaker 1: A person that worked here showed us a dude that
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  Speaker 1: a dude had sent her.
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  Speaker 2: And she used to work out. I won't mention her name.
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  Speaker 1: And the head was literally split, separated, separated, and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh god, oh god.
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  Speaker 3: How was that?
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  Speaker 1: And she was intrigued by She was like, tell me
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  Speaker 1: what's good about that? And his his answer was, we're
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  Speaker 1: just that my pleasure is greater with bits flapping all
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  Speaker 1: over the places like I just went, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: that's not it's not. I just want to apologize for
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  Speaker 1: the audience has been a shocker and I started it.
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  Speaker 4: There's there's meat, potatoes, keesy straight down the middle, lights
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  Speaker 4: on missionary, Yes, but then there's splitting your penis and
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  Speaker 4: two with a cockering like it's somewhere in the middle
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  Speaker 4: is a good spot to OK.
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  Speaker 3: So how long have you a cock ring?
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  Speaker 1: Make?
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  Speaker 2: About nine years?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's good.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, no rust or anything like that going on.
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  Speaker 2: Stainless steels, come on, Brother's Steel and I've got my
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  Speaker 2: bronze one. I've got one made out of luncheon sausage. Yeah, tobacco.
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  Speaker 1: Funnily enough, my ones made out of bone. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: whale bone.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it. You can't have whalebone, man, that's shocking, that's racist.
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  Speaker 2: You're that's why your life is cursed.
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  Speaker 3: Alight Hodie Jay's whalebone chowd rig Hey.
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