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Episode 309: Trickle Down Showernomics · Not That Serious

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  You can so you can actually hear every time you press it, because it
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  might just be finger popping. You know, he'd be finer popping it.
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  It's like, yeah, he's going off in box. You're boxers, Keenan,
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  Why you got this man? How do you do? I know that
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  you He's not expecting to see and hear me first. But this is not
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  that series podcast here in the great state of Delaware, and I am not
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  large Michael, but Kenan's in the building. It's Elsie Lamont aka doctor Waffle
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  m J. And let's take a shout out to all you know, speaker
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  Spotify, all the mendem there. Uh, all your listeners please join.
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  What's that? What these bugs? Bro? Somebody's comment when you werealking about
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  the bugs last episode it was like keen his bring bugs got the whole world,
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  the whole world, and they want to be in your face, bro,
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  Like, what the fuck the wide world? You're gonna fly anywhere?
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  Same shit with birds, Same shit with birds? Why the birds? Feeling
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  needs to play chicken every time you about to drive past, like, I
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  will hit your ass. I see birds do the same thing. I'm talking
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  about birds. I'm like, you got all that space up there, that's
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  what. Oh, I guess we're just randomly circle back. On one of
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  my tours in Spain, the dude was talking about mental health and like suicide
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  prevention and like stuff like that. While he's talking about that, a bird
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  flies full speed into a window right behind it, and he's like, and
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  I'm like, what the fuck was that? And we walked by it.
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  It's just a bird sitting there with broken neck. Like, uh, I
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  feel like that's a bad omen. I don't know about what Spain superstition,
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  but yeah, that happened. I wouldn't think that's a good thing. Yeah.
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  I'm not sure if you guys know this, but June is men's mental
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  health awareness, So men don't fly into any windows? Yeah what? Yeah?
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  Yeah? I mean yeah, I guess it's a your speech. That's
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  one way to say, with what we just said with the bird, that's
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  not the not the smoothest way to say. That's fly into any windows.
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  Don't get it. I get what you're saying. Talk to the window,
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  if you see something, say something. No, man, it's it's important.
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  Yes, it's important. I haven't realized June so many, so many,
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  so many things titles men's he said all meet up men's Mental Health,
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  Pride Month, Caribbean month that we just found out about. Yeah, nobody
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  knew. Nobody knew that. Nobody knew June teenth in the middle of the
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  month. I don't know. I saw some other shit too. It was
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  like Black Business Months or something like excuse me. Yeah, I was like,
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  we didn't ask for this. Any who needs a four x month?
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  AnyWho? We spoke about this last podcast. This would be our last Monday
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  episode outside of the Patreon m hm. So if you guys are still looking
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  for this content, please join us over on the Patreon. We got the
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  three five fifteen dollars tier and then the It's Super super make a beat of
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  tear please transition over that side. We're going to add the Monday episodes and
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  long ass keep the content that we were making prior you bout to say something.
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  Yeah, so that's gonna be with the five dollars up tier right where
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  you get the Monday episode. If you have the three dollars here, you
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  still get access to certain Patreon things, just not the Monday episode, but
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  you still get add free of course. Yeah, Thursday, add free day
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  Early Day early as well for three dollars three dollars follow up, you get
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  both episodes and all the other good stuff too, and more and more and
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  more and more and more, and we're going to keep on adding more.
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  So that's the point of having more stuff on Patreon, so we can not
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  only give more and add more value to it, like we said last week,
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  but we can be a little more free on Patreon. You know what
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  I'm saying. We can be a little more creative. So it's gonna be
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  a good thing. You got to trust process. I'm telling you it'll be
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  fun. Yes, yes, it's how we feed the streets. The streets
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  need to be fed. Yeah, this is how we get like, this
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  is how we get like ships and gigs in them. Mhmm. One of
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  the ways, man, that'll be nice. They sold out the old two
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  you see that, bro. The whole tour sold out quick as pyrotechnics,
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  smoke machine, these background dancers. You would have thought they were performing like
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  music. But you know that that wasn't their first tour. I mean that
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  was the first thing. I didn't know. They worked their way up.
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  Okay, so we did the little thing in Black Boy like we gotta,
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  you know, we do our next thing, that our next thing, and
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  then we're selling our MSD. Damn, look at that. That's how it
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  works. That is how we got to work your way up. Yeah,
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  they didn't start out at the Tube. That'd be my first time in the
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  MSG. Yeah. I was talking to people like about Bruce Picnicking, like
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  they had podcasts there. They're like, yeah, you gotta well for next
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  year, we gotta start like looking into it now. And I was like,
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  yeah, it was like my podcast. I mean we got we got
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  numbers and stuff. It was like I was like, I don't know if
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  it's enough. And somebody was like, yo, one of the podcasts that's
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  here right now has two episodes out, Like how the funk? Who are
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  they? I'm about to say, are they people? Save their famous people?
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  Then how are they there? They just knew somebody I think, well
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  connected, Well, then use those connected connections. Definitely is a lot of
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  people are in places where they shouldn't be, but they knew people. You
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  know people. I need you to start being there trying flex it. I'm
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  trying. I don't. I don't know as many people as y'all think I
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  know. I don't, but you do know people you know more than people
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  I know combined. So try say, Nico, help us out. Yeah
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  please, I know you're listening exactly, Like what the me? How do
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  you know? Shout them up with Niko? Bro shout out of him.
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  Yeah, No, I would definitely like to be on like a festival stage
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  or something next year. I don't want to do that this year, but
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  we can have it next year. We can do it for it like that.
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  What's up? Yeah, randomly when ain't talking about bugs, I was
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  talking about this earlier we both played football. Yeah, have you ever seen
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  a bug on the field or felt a bug on you or any bug around
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  in the summer? Yeah? Shockingly no, right, but also yeah,
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  maybe it's a time of year thing. But think about like even even like
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  in the NFL, like you don't even like there's no no spiders crawled like
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  nothing, but you'll be on the field and like your front yard, well
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  it is not a good place. Well you remember the opening night for the
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  high school that the bugs were out there, stupid crazy like you just look
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  down and you're covered in tiny bugs. They didn't spray the field but before
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  the game. So all the bugs, you add the lights, you add
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  the heat. It was it was festering fast. That's the only time I
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  think. But like I'm talking about like we be. We stretch on the
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  field like you never see a little lady, but nothing like crawl, not
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  even an ant. But like I can like I've been like sitting down my
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  front yard with my dog and like you know, bugs were crawling all over
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  and ship I'm like, no man practicing like I've been playing football all my
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  life. He never had a bug on me. It's weird. I don't
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  think about it. That's what I'm saying. Soccer field, same thing.
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  I only played. I didn't even play soccer for real, but yeah I
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  made But what no tennis guys, you played high school, played tennis in
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  high school, but also career cut short form knee injuries. That's also why
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  I played tennis in the first place. It's just sad, but yeah,
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  because taking it back, I had my first knee surgery in eighth grade.
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  And then I was gonna play soccer. And then I did the tryouts,
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  but if they were doing two a days, so I went home after my
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  first practice and my knee was like a grapefruit because it was like it's still
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  probably not where it should be, and I'm like, you know, eighth
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  grader, Like I'm not ninth I guess ninth grader now, So it's not
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  like I know about sports science are on like as well versus I am now
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  of like, oh, I should be doing more of these exercises past what
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  I was doing in physical therapy. So yeah, then I was like I
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  tried to do that a couple of days, and then by like the third
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  day, my knee was was cooked and I was like, I can't do
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  this, like I know my limits, Like, yeah, I can't do
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  this, and I was like, I'll give it up. Then I played
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  tennis in the spring and that was that. But yeah, AnyWho, enough
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  of my depressing sports streams. Man, anybody here got depressive sports streams?
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  Yeah? Yeah, but I got some we even say we're having with Mike
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  Mike. Oh yeah, yeah, he's all right. He just had to
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  leave. I'm like, I'm sorry he had, Uh. Anybody was wondering
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  about of an explosive diarrhea. He wanted to get home to the home toilet
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  because last time he took a ship, Harry, he he clogged it exactly,
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  pissing out his ass right now. Yeah, yeah, Q, so
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  don't clock him. He might send the mustard picture, the fake mustard picture.
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  He might not, but he was like, here you looking. He
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  screwed mustard and forgot about that. Yeah, that was so disgusting. Yeah,
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  he was like, I'm literally throwing up out my ass. He had
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  to show. I was like, nobody asked, nobody, nobody asked.
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  The fact that he turned around was like, you know, I should take
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  a picture of this people. Yeah, I'm not that type of person.
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  I don't have that. I don't want to look at it like I'm getting
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  out of here. I just changed to make sure there's no blood. Just
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  be good. Don't need flaming cheetos. I don't, So I don't.
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  That was bloody red sugars blood in you don't. Of course that's kind of
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  scary. That would be kind of scary because you go to wipe and it's
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  just white, you see. So I'm like, oh, no, line,
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  it's over. But yeah, I got a few situations for you.
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  A couple and I askedhole questions before we get to the real questions. So
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  first one was a advice question. The title is my husband told me that
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  he listens outside the bathroom the entire time I'm showering to see if I'm masturbating.
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  How can I tell him that this is a violation of my privacy in
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  personal space without him feeling like I'm disrespecting him? Weird. I have a
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  full scenario. Six months ago, my husband came bursting into the bathroom to
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  catch me using my vibrator in the shower. He threw a hissy fit about
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  it and said it was basically cheating and guilted me into apo apologizing and promising
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  not to do it again. The next time we went to use my vibrator
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  during sex, as we basically always did, it had stopped working mysteriously in
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  hindsight off and used it in the shower. I guess, just because that's
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  basically the only time I get to myself. Oh, that's kind of said.
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  I eventually just turned to using the shower head and the one time he
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  pounded on the door during to ask what I was doing again, I didn't
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  really think much of it at the time. Tonight, I was showering and
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  not doing anything else, and when I came out he was being short and
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  pissy with me. I asked if everything was okay, and he says,
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  so, how is your shower in quotation marks, and I said fine,
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  confused. He goes on to say he knows what I was doing in there,
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  and I responded by asking what he was talking about, to which he
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  replied that every time I shower, he sits outside the bathroom door and listens
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  to see if I'm masturbating. I was so shocked. I didn't even know
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  what to say. And how can I tell him that this is a violation
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  of my privacy without him feeling disrespected? Man? Is he one of them
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  overly religious people where they feel like masturbating is sinning. No, No,
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  I don't think it's that at all. I think he just feels like he's
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  in competition with a vibrator. Yeah, stop being a bitch. Yeah.
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  He's also that he don't beat his meat, like you married a bitch.
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  You married a bitch, ass nick, you married what she can't. And
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  it sounds like he's more controlling over other stuff. Yeah, sounds crazy,
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  like she can't have any time to herself like that. That's from when helbowed
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  you. It was like fifteen years ago. It was it's never going away.
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  Sorry, kings draw, Damn, what about I'm sorry? What about
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  when Pat elbow your head. Oh yeah, yeah again, No, that's
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  it. Niggas bleed, damn bleeding from the top of my hat. Loves
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  throwing elbows, bro, that's no, no, no, no no.
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  That's when we was in a straight line doing fucking swim moves over and Pat
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  big ass got to be extra and what you're doing swim moves in basketball?
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  Yeah, I like to get positioned for a box out. Okay. Now,
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  while we were all in the lines just doing swim moves around each other.
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  Yeah, we did a lot of things that we did a lot of
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  unorthodox things. God states. But but yeah, knock me on the top
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  of my head. And if you ask him about it now, he was
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  like, I didn't even hit you that hard, Like, nigga, you
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  blood. We all saw it. I didn't know my head was bleeding until
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  I went home and touched the top of my head and it was it was
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  crispy. I'm like, what the hell is this? I got jel in
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  my hair. I'm over here picking out dry blood. He was like,
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  I didn't hit you that hard, bitch some sentence of this. Nigga,
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  sorry, but but yes, but yeah, yeah, they married a bitch.
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  Mm hmmm. It's unfortunate. How do you get him to stop?
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  I think you just tell him that he's being a little bit of a being
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  kind of ridiculous. Yeah, super controlling. There's definitely a very large and
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  bright red flag the because what the brightest red flag? I ain't never I
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  can't touch myself. I mean I have heard things like that, but they're
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  usually in things like, uh, lifetime movies and investigation discovery situations. You
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  don't want to find yourself in, not at all investigations. Yeah, that's
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  that's the type of first forty going on. Yeah, so yeah, that's
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  definitely not there's not the way to put it the way. He probably needs
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  to go to therapy because absolutely he has something going on, or at least
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  you do. Vibrators toys are your friend, as he he knows because he
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  uses them. But exactly she she just can't use them without them because it's
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  like I have a date. Don't use your hand, bitch, nigga.
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  Yeah, correct, do you want to play with your Well he'd better not
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  be because if that's the case, then it's just contradicting. Definitely doing that.
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  He definitely is a contradicting that he's because I have heard the reverse where
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  women be like, why are you masturbating them right here? I have heard
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  about it. It's like, because sometimes I just want to beat my dick.
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  I don't I don't want the whole I don't want the whole sex.
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  I just want to quick and I go about my day. Sometimes I just
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  want to beat my dick, Like damn, okay, yeah, what you
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  gotta do. Sometimes you don't want the whole show. You just want the
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  fucking trailer. I don't know, like the fun in the boat brother skipping
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  in the credit Listen, how do we get here? I don't even see
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  how I'll be in the boat by myself. Hey, that's all right.
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  Sometimes that's like, no bab right now. Actually, you know it's like,
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  you know, you know what, I'll pass middle to the bathroom.
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  Look great, But it's like, you know, just sometimes handles alone the
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  night. It'd be two thirty five in the afternoon, you might be scrolling
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  through Twitter. Some might pop up. You might pop up instead of calling
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  hey, come up, stair it real quick, come play with it and
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  not just handled yourself and then go about your business speaking of But you made
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  it seem like she like right, no, no, no, no,
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  not that not that's look crazy. If she lay next to me, it's
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  like, that's wild, that's wild. You ever do that? What it's
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  a little freaky. I've never done that. I've brought that up before,
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  I've never done it. And she was like, if you if I ever
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  wake up in the bed shaking, because you being a dick, I'm gonna
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  kick your ass. Nigga, if the bed shaking, what are you doing
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  here? Moving his legs? You ever see that moving? Do date with
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  Zach Galvine because when he's jerking off in the car dropper Robert, see he
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  puts his feet up in the Listen. You gotta get comfortable, you gotta
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  get shaken the bad shaking shaking the bed. Listen, listen. You you
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  know when you're right there and and sometimes you gotta speed it up a little
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  bit. And you know that's what heyn. You don't realize how much you
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  might be shaking the bed because it's just you put somebody, put somebody else
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  in there. What the earthquake. That's why you need a memory phone.
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  Mattress beat my dick on the other side. That's a great commercial to somebody,
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  slow down, comes just still take it easier, No ripples. Motherfucker's
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  worried about if I can smush an egg? No, can I get caught?
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  Master temperpeedic for the Purple Matters, the Real Beaters, goodness, slow
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  down. We were about to say about Twitter. Oh yeah, they said
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  porns allowed now even though it's always been there, it's been well. They
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  was about to band it stops be nasty. That was about the band like,
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  uh, like Tumblr, but they that was a losing I've seen.
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  Big Sean actually said he brought it up. He was like, I can't
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  even open this app in public anymore. There's so much porns. Like I
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  can't even scroll you know, certain laws or whatever in church. And it's
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  like, yeah, I turned off a lot. I've turned off retweets for
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  other people. Yeah, if I see somebody tweeting too much porn, I'm
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  just turning but up top niggas the upper But either way, uh yeah,
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  even though Twitter, porn has definitely died down since only fans became a thing
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  and because that's what you know, that's yeah, that's what they see.
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  No, no, no, I mean like before only fans be like a
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  pure Twitter plague. You used to get full full blown yeah, I got
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  you still get people, That's all I'm hearing. He'll he'll link you with
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  the right people, get in the right service, put me in the right
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  circles, because right now I'm tired of getting fucking a minute and thirty five
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  second clips. Okay, I see, Yeah, I give me mattress.
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  Didn't even start shaking yet that one. I'm still just fingering the top.
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  Relax some people. Some people need to be in jail. I'm still just
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  rubbing on the he't y'all. See the video of the girl that was like
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  with the dildough in like public places. That's crazy. That's one thing I
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  can't get with, bro, When I see people doing that ship like it
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  would be like a girl like she was in the like she was in the
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  she was in the casino, like on the machine, and then like there's
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  another old lady on the other side, like and she's like with the deal
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  to like like sucking it off, and she's doing it like outside of the
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  one of the buildings, and then like she did in the middle of the
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  street. Yeah, that's that's just necessary. Did you see the girl flash
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  the flasher titties in the Islanders game? No? No, the New York
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  Islanders game, the hockey game. She was just the hockey game, and
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  she was just like and I was like those milks. There's a girl who
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  flashed splashing cities for the portal. I saw that the New York's Island and
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  Ireland shut it down. That it was crazy. The visures of lifting.
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  Yeah, they build your buildings back up, like dang, they said what
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  they say, like send them some potatoes, potato stabbing potatoes, something crazy
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  like that. Crazy, but this is because Irish potatoes. It kind of
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  proves our point though, like a lot of chicks got only fans. Oh
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  yeah, they definitely do just just you know, give me like you think
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  like, oh yeah, you see this, like then you see their link
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  only fans, like, oh, I thought you were just a sneakerhead doing
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  the fucking outfit of the day, spicy. I just missed people that did
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  it for the love of the game, not everybodys trying to make a pass.
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  True. I mean, and you also, you don't know what's on
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  their only fans. It could just exactly and it's just like, oh you
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  did your research. They because it's always like there's the spicy, here's the
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  regulars. And then here's the they always they always put the pepper, but
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  sometimes the spicy isn't spicy. Sometimes that in my research. Sometimes that one
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  minute and thirty fives saying from my research. Listen. Sometimes it's like those
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  clips that they show on Twitter. It's just be extra thirty seconds on the
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  only fans, like you made me pay fights for this. Obviously I've seen
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  it looked like it's normal on the fucking Instagram and next thing you know,
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  they got some freaky and you didn't think they was gonna be freaking. They
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  be freaking. Oh that sounds pretty nice. I think she's gonna be on
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  here phone. Yeah, a lot of That's what I'm saying. It's a
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  lot that I was saying. The one I think, remember we talked the
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  one girl that was like a sneakerhead and she did it like she thinit nice
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  and cute. Then you go to her link tree only fans and bla,
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  there was some solo content. You know what I wasn't here to talk about
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  before g and Duddy. What's that Will Levy's girlfriend? The leaks that no
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  one is talking about that, and I think it's you know, that was
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  crazy. It's good. I was talking about it because you can't really talk
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  shit on nothing because it's like good for you, good for you, and
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  it's like two adults having sex. What's wrong with that? Like, why
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  the fuck is We'll leave us trending. Oh this man guy, he's out
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  here piping up all right, man, I don't even did they have only
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  just no. I think it was just like their little home out of their
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  phone. They had little home videos. Got it happened? You never know.
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  That's why you don't mess with the cloud. Mm hmm. That's why
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  I keep all my stuff off the actually a video. Do your back up?
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  Youah? Do you back up in hard drive? Whatever? Don't do
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  the cloud ship. Listen yea on my Sam song. Ain't no cloud on
• 24:34
  that? Well? No, they do have a Samsung Cloud, but I
• 24:41
  don't back anything up to keep it. Darren Waller, Uh, pe you.
• 24:48
  I was gonna. I was gonna bring him up last episode when we
• 24:51
  mentioned Kelsey plumbing, but I was like, it's not It is because expen
• 24:56
  to be doing some routes right now. This They expect him to retire.
• 25:00
  He hasn't even done it. Yeah, they said he's doing he needs to,
• 25:06
  he needs to not instead of he needs to play. He put out
• 25:08
  a freestyle. He does not need to be doing anymore music. I'm good.
• 25:15
  He does not have a career career. My boy, he's his director
• 25:18
  for like videos. Yeah, but so you know, I guess this is
• 25:22
  his outlet. He can't do the people. He knows director Darren Waller Radio.
• 25:27
  Get Darren Waller on the podcast. He's right talking about it. Yeah,
• 25:33
  let's listen, he can Why the fus F he's a professional football has
• 25:41
  done nothing for you. It doesn't matter. He's still well known. What
• 25:47
  come on keeping? But also listen, we know that you're an outlet because
• 25:55
  he can't do no more drugs, so he got to sing it off.
• 25:57
  Yeah, that's the one. That's fine. That is one thing that I
• 26:00
  did appreciate it. I'm like, yeah, he clearly he's doing this as
• 26:03
  an outlet. It is better than doing doing drugs. Yeah, but men's
• 26:08
  mental health awareness make bad music drugs. Let's just make some bad music.
• 26:15
  What was that TikTok or the video where he was like subbing Kelsey like you
• 26:22
  lost a good man? Yeah said that ship? Was he you both goofs?
• 26:30
  Yeah they're both uh y. Honestly, it wasn't cause fault though.
• 26:34
  Josh mc daniels now then trade him like like fucked up there like wedding announcement
• 26:41
  and then traded him away. Oh yeah, didn't that's what started. Wait
• 26:45
  what Apparently they didn't even announce that they were getting married, and then Josh
• 26:48
  McDaniels said they were getting He was like, oh, yeah, I was
• 26:51
  at Darren Waller's wedding. You know, he said, you're supposed to be
• 26:53
  supposed he just mentioned that they got married. Like wait what he outed like
• 26:59
  pretty much out of that's yeah, that's pretty whack, and then then traded
• 27:03
  him to the Giants where she's still in Vegas where they can still be together,
• 27:10
  and then them being far apart in the seasons and stuff. So so
• 27:15
  it's Josh man daniel's fault. Yeah, sounds like it. I mean,
• 27:19
  she could be overhear running off season. No, but they're off their season.
• 27:26
  There's seasons like he's playing, he has, like football season, yeah,
• 27:33
  the summer. Yeah, but they don't have overlapping off time. That's
• 27:37
  what we're saying. Yeah, ah, okay, yeah, okay, but
• 27:40
  if they're in the same city, they still see each other. Yeah,
• 27:41
  yeah, it's a lot easier. But yeah, okay, next one I
• 27:47
  got for y'all. Uh am I the asshole for losing my passport to avoid
• 27:52
  babysitting for my vacation. Here's the scenario. Okay, I seventeen year old,
• 28:00
  still live at home. My sister twenty eight is married and has two
• 28:03
  kids. Whenever she comes over to visit, my parents and her stick me
• 28:08
  with the kids. This wouldn't be a problem, except she doesn't visit for
• 28:11
  an evening. She'll come for a week, and for that week, I'm
• 28:15
  an unpaid nanny. If we go out to a restaurant, I have to
• 28:18
  entertain them because my mom needs to talk to my sister and brother in law.
• 28:22
  That sucks. You get the picture. My parents basically decided that since
• 28:26
  this was my last summer before I became an adult, we would go to
• 28:30
  Disneyland to celebrate my graduation. I asked who was going and they said it
• 28:36
  was just the three of us. But when we go to the airport,
• 28:37
  my sister and her family were there. Strangely enough, they were also going
• 28:41
  to Disneyland. I went in my backpack and grabbed my passport and put it
• 28:47
  in my sock. When we got to the International Security. I couldn't find
• 28:52
  it. We looked everywhere. I had uber home and miss my flight.
• 28:55
  Oh well, I get to stay home by myself for a week of peace
• 28:59
  and quiet it My parents were very mad at me for losing my passport.
• 29:03
  The money they spent on my flight and entrance was wasted. Darn. My
• 29:07
  mom and sister have both posted about how hard it is to be a Disneyland
• 29:12
  with two little ones. They both posted that man that I ruined vacation by
• 29:17
  being so thoughtless. My dad says he knows what I did, and he
• 29:22
  understands, but he says he should have lett him know so he didn't waste
• 29:26
  his money. Yeah, he said he would have gone along with my ruse.
• 29:30
  I feel bad about wasting money, but I have been to Disney Disneyland
• 29:34
  before and I will go again later by myself or with friends. So is
• 29:40
  she the asshole for doing that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I was
• 29:44
  confusing. I'm like, you need your passport? Well, I might say,
• 29:47
  you don't have a very good question, like if you're about to be
• 29:51
  an adult from Canada, didn't maybe there? Maybe? Yeah? Maybe?
• 29:56
  Because yeah, oh yeah they're Canadian. Probably that's the only thing that would
• 30:03
  makes sense, or going to a different You said Disneyland, not Disney World,
• 30:10
  but Canada could be Disney Are Mexicans who do what I'm saying, because
• 30:15
  Disney, you would go to Disney World, but they could be from Vancouver.
• 30:18
  Yeah, Calgary, m hm, the West Coast Canadians shout out to
• 30:25
  Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, yeah, you should have you kind of just you're
• 30:29
  you're then asshole. I understand. I get why you need to say.
• 30:32
  It's that you're an asshole, but you're understandable asshole understood as Yeah, yeah,
• 30:38
  we get it. Like if you just told your dad, like maybe
• 30:42
  your dad should have told you that your sister and her little braddy kids were
• 30:48
  coming, because that's the thing. They they did try to pull us a
• 30:52
  fast one on her. They did because you're not going. They say you
• 30:56
  ruined their vacation and actually this was supposed to be for her graduation. Yeah
• 31:00
  yeah, nah, I take it back. I take it back, and
• 31:03
  you about babysit kids that aren't yours. Both your assholes, Yeah, both
• 31:08
  sides. It's asshole on asshole. Yeah, double cheeked up on both sides.
• 31:12
  Yeah, you just outsmarted them. He said, Oh, damn my
• 31:18
  passport. I thought I had it. He scratches her leg like, dang,
• 31:23
  I can't believe it. Yeah you did that. I respect. Yeah,
• 31:29
  I'm not mad at that asshole, but that reminds me of my righteous
• 31:32
  asshole on my trip to Cancun with my family. Uh, you know,
• 31:37
  just just turned eighteen a couple of months before, I went to can Coon
• 31:41
  at the first time at a resort like all inclusive, free drinks and all
• 31:45
  this. I was. I was out there like, oh boy, holding
• 31:48
  the cup at the party like it's like a bro, what are you doing?
• 31:56
  Like he was going for But yeah, that's what I was doing with
• 31:57
  a bunch of like Engle people and random people from all over the country down
• 32:02
  in Mexico. And I had agreed to watch my siblings and I didn't watch
• 32:09
  them one night or day at that resort. And yeah, but I had
• 32:14
  a great time. So yeah, that's that's that I want to So yeah,
• 32:20
  the fact that we're gonna go on vacation and you think that I'm gonna
• 32:23
  watch your kids, I think I agreed to do it, though well you
• 32:28
  you I would never. I would never. I mean I think I agreed
• 32:31
  to like oh yeah, I watch them like one day one or two one
• 32:34
  two nights, and I was getting mixy. It was the Danish girl,
• 32:39
  the early shout out to my board tempo. He knows what I'm talking about
• 32:52
  with the Dutch ship. What are you saying? Hm hmm, okay,
• 33:01
  I didn't hear what he said. I mean neither, that's what Mmm.
• 33:09
  Oh, all right, this will be the last thing, the last little
• 33:13
  Reddit thing I pull up, and then I'll get that a real questions.
• 33:15
  It was a thread of when did you realize that your partner was not,
• 33:22
  in fact the one? Mm hmmm. She hated when I wasn't with her,
• 33:29
  and she wasn't happy when I was. Yeah, that sounds like a
• 33:34
  lose lose. So why were you? Why were you even together? That's
• 33:39
  why she wasn't the one. She hated. She hated when I wasn't with
• 33:45
  her, and she wasn't happy when I was. So she hates your happiness.
• 33:51
  No, she hates when you're not around, and she's also not happy
• 33:54
  when you are around. Yeah, because you're not around with her, because
• 33:58
  you're enjoying yourself without her. So you out there being happy without me,
• 34:02
  you should be here miserable with me. But then when we're together, she's
• 34:07
  all, I can't stand your ass. Yeah, she sounds annoying as fu.
• 34:13
  Yeah, that's an annoying person. M hm. Damn, this sounds
• 34:21
  like the thing. I forgot that what that show is called. Damn.
• 34:24
  But I said when I went to the airport to pick her up, flowers
• 34:28
  in hand and stood there until the last luggage had been picked up before I
• 34:31
  realized she hadn't even gotten on the plane. Damn, damn, damn,
• 34:39
  that's cool. I have one, you have one. We was out and
• 34:46
  she did she didn't like her Panera bread bull. Nah. Nah, they
• 34:50
  always like the Panera bread bull. But uh, the broccolie juttar soup got
• 34:54
  cold. No, no, because this is we was already dating by this
• 35:01
  time, so we was already passed. Do you know what the broccoli and
• 35:05
  cheddar soup has done for this family? It's your boy now. But the
• 35:17
  pirate Keenan Dixon, we were all we were out somewhere and the these white
• 35:25
  guys were I forget what they were doing. But like she went on like
• 35:31
  this, this this full rant, like screaming at the top of her lungs,
• 35:36
  calling them fun boys and all this stuff, and I'm just like,
• 35:38
  yo, chill, like I forget what they did, but like it's not
• 35:42
  even that deep, Like was it towards her or was it just in general?
• 35:45
  I think it was just in general. I don't think it was directly
• 35:47
  towards her. They were just doing I forget what they were doing. But
• 35:51
  I'm like, yeah, nah, this ain't gonna work. Mm hmm,
• 35:52
  this ain't gonna work. This ain't it. That's not the type of she
• 35:59
  was outrageous stuff you like to do. I get it. Yeah, she
• 36:01
  she was annoying, unnecessarily mature a the top, very immature, wants to
• 36:08
  say ghetto your words, not his. No, No, that's usually irritable.
• 36:17
  I guess probably don't know. Irritated didn't last long? So mhm last
• 36:23
  of the summer, the ghetto, you go. I think I said that
• 36:30
  this is just like just cut like you just cut her off or that's what
• 36:34
  you do? What like read like I say, it wasn't just a reason
• 36:37
  for cutting somebody off? Oh no, it was when did you realize that
• 36:39
  partner was not the one that they want to one? Okay, I about
• 36:42
  to say no, never mind, because I wasn't say I cut this girl
• 36:44
  dump Ah, Well that's one way to find out that they're not the one.
• 36:52
  Yeah, I just got this one girl because she was too negative.
• 36:53
  Yeah. I was like, sister, I mean that sounds like the first
• 36:59
  person like, yeah that was a minute ago. Yeah that that type of
• 37:05
  energy not good. It's like why you always mean Yeah, it's like,
• 37:10
  damn this bitchy? Does this ever have a good day? Responded, I
• 37:19
  know what you're talking about him, but yeah, I told the truth like
• 37:23
  that. That was my out one time, like telling them like, because
• 37:29
  sex is energies, exchanging energies, and if our energies are off, I
• 37:35
  can't. I can't really, just like I just didn't want to anymore.
• 37:40
  And it's like I'm getting depressed and I don't want to pass that along to
• 37:45
  you give my energy to you through kind of lingus, through coitas. I
• 37:51
  don't know what made made me randomly think of this, but they used to
• 37:54
  think that a full grown body was inside of each individual sperm. Wait wait
• 38:08
  huh. They used to think that a full grown body was in each individual
• 38:14
  sperm, A full grown body, like it just got bigger from that sperm.
• 38:19
  It just was like a balloon. That's what you thought. No,
• 38:23
  that's what they thought science scientists. Oh that's what scientists thought. You saying
• 38:29
  that's what you thought. No, that is not what I thought. Did
• 38:32
  you not watch? Uh look who's talking? How the fuck is science?
• 38:37
  Well this is like back back back in the day. It's like like when
• 38:40
  he was cutting off arms because you broke it type ship, probably even before
• 38:45
  that. She's not a broken arm cut that off. Mm hmmm. Yeah,
• 38:49
  they were wild, millions of sperms and each one was just little bodies
• 38:53
  grow up like balloons. But yeah, when did you realize that your partner
• 38:59
  was not the one? When I celebrated their growth, but they were angry
• 39:01
  at mine. Yeah, more negativity. You can't be having it around.
• 39:08
  Nobody likes negative, Nancy. Oh h it's that when he screamed at me
• 39:15
  in public in front of our friends. When I beat him in a board
• 39:17
  game, someone asked, was it Monopoly Oruno? Good question, that's a
• 39:25
  great question. Both of those would could end up in the fight. Yeah,
• 39:31
  we still need to play Monopoly, we do. You know what I'm
• 39:35
  saying. It's still right there too. What did you say? Huh so
• 39:39
  twex yea twas last time you played, you got twext. It's bad luck.
• 39:45
  It was part of the game. He did lucky to draw. Sometimes
• 39:51
  you didn't have to be the first person out. I don't think I was.
• 39:53
  He wasn't. Who's the first person out? Not me? Are you
• 39:58
  sure? I'm pretty sure? Possibly because they want to be in your bubble
• 40:02
  mm hmm, minding your business. One of the most the useless, the
• 40:08
  most useless insect mosquitos. Yes, yes, serve no purpose. Are they
• 40:13
  good for the environment anyway? No, I mean I feel like other bugs
• 40:16
  they will have to eat. I'm sure they will, so they serve no
• 40:20
  purpose. I mean they have a purpose but to spread disease. I don't
• 40:25
  think that's the purpose, but that's what they do. Nah, flies and
• 40:30
  mosquitoes no purpose zero to serves food for other and they will eat something else.
• 40:39
  They will not go hungry. I promise you that. The little spiders
• 40:44
  said they will eat something else. They can't see. Pointless and purely irritating
• 40:47
  to us humans. Mosquitoes do play a substantial role in the system by ship
• 40:53
  eating them, birds, bats. They will eat something else. Yeah,
• 40:58
  but those there's so many mosquitos they gotta eat them. There's so many other
• 41:00
  ships eating that. That's not that's dragonflies, big ass dragonflies. Catch that
• 41:08
  bitch. I don't know what ladybugs. Ladybugs is the homies. But sorry,
• 41:15
  y'all gotta go now, there's no more. There's no no more mosquitos,
• 41:21
  butterflies, moths, butterflies. I know it's not it's not the fact
• 41:28
  I don't like them, but there's no more mosquitos. But you know how
• 41:30
  like the size difference, like you want they gotta get got Sorry, you
• 41:35
  know what I'm saying, Like, who's gonna eat the butterfly? Daddy long
• 41:37
  leg? I don't know then that long leg this is than a mosquito.
• 41:44
  I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. But butterflies, you know,
• 41:50
  save it for tomorrow. I don't know we need the butter save it
• 41:52
  for to tomorrow. The fact of what the butterfly fly got them adam mm
• 42:00
  hmm okay. Now move on to some Tier three Patreon questions. Shout out
• 42:07
  to the Tier three Patreon members. Nice, do you guys pay so we
• 42:10
  get to answer your question? Actually let me yeah, I'll check that.
• 42:15
  Say make a quick pit stop. See if you got any new Google Voice
• 42:20
  stuff. Oh yeah, I forgot all about that, and so did everybody
• 42:24
  else. Looks we advertised it once or twice heavily after the then we forgot.
• 42:34
  I'm sorry. Oh no, we do, but you know I probably
• 42:42
  have to be. Nah, I'll just let it ride. It looks pretty
• 42:47
  benign. Do you want to connect to the bluetooth? Yeah, I'll connect
• 42:52
  to the bluetooth. How do I connect to the bluetooth? Help me?
• 42:57
  Are you to me? That was? You wanna grab the other head another
• 43:00
  headphones? Or you just want to want me flipping over flip flip flip.
• 43:05
  I think it's like BT five or some ship to flip flip game. Move
• 43:12
  all ship y gotta fucked up and let me in. This bitch and just
• 43:15
  your average hood nigga with dreams of getting rich. You ain't listening to fIF
• 43:22
  like that, No, Sunshine, I can call you my big that That
• 43:28
  woman was fine. I don't remember what her name was, but what mm
• 43:30
  hmm, the woman, the woman that was singing that song, she was
• 43:35
  fine. H there's a couple of m hm you got it? No,
• 43:44
  No, there's a couple of one. There's just a couple of useless songs
• 43:47
  that I have stor still not got it. Her name was Leah Leah.
• 44:00
  Yeah, my girl Liah says in the song, I don't remember the song.
• 44:05
  Can that's a good song. Let's go on the way home Sunshine.
• 44:09
  Oh no, I know it's a good song because I used to listen to
• 44:12
  it. That was like long long time twenty years ago, long long time
• 44:15
  ago, stays Okay, So, yeah, we're gonna make a pay stop
• 44:21
  listening to this voicemail somebody left for us. Just be quick with the Uh
• 44:27
  yeah, I'll stopping in case what do you even quick with what? Yess?
• 44:30
  In case they start rolling out? Because oh yeah, we ain't vet
• 44:31
  it first. Yeah, I mean I could read it though. Okay,
• 44:36
  if you want to leave us a voicemail, the number is six on nine
• 44:38
  eight three six o six nine four. Yeah, let's see what. Uh
• 44:44
  I feel like this is a woman, but let's find out. Hey,
• 44:51
  what's going on, y'all? Psych? It's not much love. I hope
• 44:53
  everybody's doing well they're hearing this. Yeah, I'm gonna keep it. Respect
• 44:59
  every dam I gotta say. Obviously want to keep it out thenic. At
• 45:00
  the same time, this is definitely one of them. Uh TM, y'all
• 45:06
  made me mad because at least one of y'all. I was listening to the
• 45:07
  episode eight y'all talking about celebrity women and their attractiveness, and somebody said something
• 45:15
  that, uh, you know, didn't really sit right with me. But
• 45:19
  I was like, I'm not gonna call the pod just now when I heard
• 45:21
  it. I'm I'm gonna let it rocked for a couple of days processit com
• 45:23
  back. You know what I'm saying. I might want to Brothers and Dale,
• 45:25
  but uh, you know, it's really bothered me, man, It's
• 45:29
  really tearing me up. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, man,
• 45:31
  because Ari Lennox looks like a pit bull Keenan like we be for real,
• 45:37
  Like I mean, because because if we're taking that right like, if we're
• 45:40
  if that's Keenan's laws, like we're going by that, then what's happening right
• 45:45
  now is I got to drive myself to the nearest police station or mental institution
• 45:47
  because I'm going in there for premeditation for me theolgy. That's just you know
• 45:52
  what I mean. But at the same time, man, like I'm really
• 45:55
  I'm genuinely concerned at this point because like right now, man, I'm feeling
• 46:00
  like keening with with that, mic Man, I don't feel like the streets
• 46:02
  are safe with you with that Mic Man, even real super villainy. At
• 46:06
  this point, it's like you're collecting the crystallized hate of these fan bases like
• 46:10
  the Infinity Stones. And you've got Ari Lennart fans, You've got DBD fans
• 46:15
  now, and I'm I'm I'm terrified because there's still more. There's there's four
• 46:20
  more slots on that infinity glove of nonsense that you will man, and I'm
• 46:23
  my biggest fear is that once you get all of them, you're going to
• 46:27
  alter the shape and fabric of her reality and to one with the own pass
• 46:30
  that anybody can listen to with their beliger. That's not what I'm living.
• 46:35
  Man. You know what I'm saying, abandon this wayward paths that you set
• 46:40
  yourself on, my brother, and you still got time. You don't got
• 46:44
  to do this. I believe it now, I've heard uh. I love
• 46:52
  y'all, U the contents, y'all make man keep doing the amazing part.
• 46:57
  And if anything, that experience really actually inspired me Man, I make video
• 47:00
  edits and now I'm like, I want to do this series where It's just
• 47:04
  like every single time Keenan does this, I want to like do say no,
• 47:07
  was collecting a gym? That's all it is that I think that would
• 47:12
  be hilarious and that's something y'all want to see. I bet y'all listen to
• 47:15
  this right now, y'all let me know on the plot, and then you
• 47:16
  know, I'll do something like that. I'll send it y'all like I can
• 47:20
  do that. But again, my club, I'll keep doing doing all right?
• 47:22
  What okay, okay, let's see that. Okay, hold on,
• 47:25
  hold on, how do you follow how do you follow that up? That
• 47:29
  was because his thing right? His his name? Oh shit, it's so
• 47:36
  his thing right, mm hmm. So here's the thing, alright, Lennox
• 47:40
  still has great sex appeal, her sex appeal through the roof. I agree
• 47:46
  that woman just just oozes it. But from the neck up. I'm sorry,
• 47:54
  I'm sorry. I see it. I'm see it, I see it.
• 47:58
  It could be the that I'm not gonna break it down. I'm not
• 48:01
  gonna break it down because that's gonna sound even more crazier. Gotta say she
• 48:06
  got a shotgun nose? You want to say that? That is not even
• 48:08
  what he was gonna say that's I wasn't gonna say shotgun, but that nose
• 48:13
  is wide and flat, and I see a couple of canines with that same
• 48:21
  notes, So that that's that's just that's that's just where I put two and
• 48:24
  two together. Now, that doesn't mean that I don't want to take our
• 48:30
  lists to Poundtown, because I definitely would, definitely would. The girl I
• 48:35
  feel like she's nasty, Like, Okay, is there more? Is there
• 48:42
  more? No, that's the only one now for now. But yeah,
• 48:47
  I'm sorry that you know I made you loose sleep, Sorry that you can't
• 48:51
  eat, But yeah, if you want to make that a sleep over there,
• 48:55
  if you want to make that Infinity Stone gauntlet, I would like to
• 49:00
  see it do that because that I want to know what when each of them
• 49:06
  would be a negativity you got in hand. Because I really, I really
• 49:12
  don't be hate on the women's like that. I don't feel like I hate
• 49:15
  it. I don't think it's just women, it's just things in general.
• 49:16
  Oh so every time I say I don't like it's just another stone and stuff.
• 49:21
  And here's the thing I never bring up Eric Bellinger on this podcast.
• 49:24
  As always, Michael, it is it's always him. I never bring him
• 49:28
  up, but you're the main one that capes for him because I like his
• 49:30
  music. There we go. I like his music. He made good music.
• 49:34
  That The only time I actually brought up Eric Bellinger is when he performed
• 49:37
  at R and B only. Yeah, last year. I brought him up
• 49:43
  because my man, he came out, he put on performance and that motherfucker's
• 49:45
  out there singing. He made great music. Fair enough, he made good
• 49:49
  music. He makes good music and he has, but he has a lot
• 49:52
  of stinkers too. He has because he puts out a new album like every
• 49:54
  three months, no quality control. He does what Brown does, but times
• 49:59
  ten. Yea. You know the song I listened to recently and it just
• 50:02
  like came on like shuffle. It was today I got time. Mm hmmm.
• 50:07
  I used to like that song, but I listen to it back like
• 50:09
  now that ship is terrible. Did you ever hear a song of mine?
• 50:15
  No? Remember that video with the dude he was like, I was going,
• 50:17
  but today I got time because yeah, he just used that as a
• 50:21
  sample and the whole song is like R and B song. Yeah to that.
• 50:27
  Yeah, that man is I remember when he was unwell, he was
• 50:31
  god time, please, sir. He was beefing with uh Tory Lanes that
• 50:38
  it was funny. That seems like the right person for him to be beef
• 50:42
  with. Yeah, yeah, all right, he's beefing up. Tori's beefing
• 50:47
  kind of down. Mm hmm. You can work to be honest, but
• 50:52
  yeah, thanks for the voicemail. Yeah yeah, that was good. Now
• 50:57
  for the Tier three Patreon questions. You know what grinds my gears virtual panandeling.
• 51:05
  I don't know what I watch that puts it in my algorithm, but
• 51:08
  I won't go away. What's your favorite? This has nothing to do with
• 51:15
  this, No, not really. What's your favorite type of homeless people?
• 51:22
  For example, gas station pumpers, doorholders, exit ramp winshield woppers, windshield
• 51:30
  wipe washers. I would have to go with the doorholder if I had to
• 51:36
  choose. I just feel like it's funny. Huh, what's your what's your
• 51:42
  favorite? I rather the people, the polite ones. I rather people at
• 51:49
  the end of the highway with the sign because there's no really direct contact with
• 51:52
  them. I try to avoid eye contact with him. I see how awkward
• 51:58
  that is, though, because I have if I I always have my windows
• 52:00
  down, especially right now the weather's been great. You put the windows up.
• 52:05
  Nah, you're just looking at them the window down. I don't know
• 52:07
  how to have a fish bowl so I can roll my windows up and we
• 52:10
  won't look at each other. What I do is like the last time I
• 52:15
  did this, like I lined it up perfectly, so like they was like
• 52:17
  in like the little uh metal peace like so like I couldn't see them in
• 52:23
  between the window and in the door. Yes, I lined it up perfectly
• 52:30
  so I couldn't see them. They couldn't see me. Because it's it's just
• 52:34
  I don't like giving money. I feel that, okay, because if I
• 52:39
  ain't smoking my ship, I don't want you to smoke my ship. Okay.
• 52:44
  So it's like, nah, now if I have, like if I
• 52:47
  have like actual bottle of water, because like sometimes i'll grab like two three
• 52:51
  because I'll be drinking. I always give water. Oh, always give them
• 52:53
  something to drink, like, oh stay hydrated, YadA YadA. But actual
• 52:57
  money, Yeah, you gave the water. I was in Philly. I
• 53:04
  was taking my friend home right and I had like I always had like snacks
• 53:08
  in the car, and he's like always bottles of water. But someone fulled
• 53:13
  someone not and sometimes maybe like little brownies, the little little bike brownies or
• 53:19
  something four brownies, and that one dude I was about to get on six.
• 53:22
  I was about to get on seventy six and the dude comes up and
• 53:25
  he's like. I was like, oh, let me give in this water.
• 53:28
  But I realized it was my water that I was already drinking. Ship.
• 53:31
  It was like, oh wait, the light turre green. So I
• 53:35
  had to I took it back. I was like, because I didn't want
• 53:38
  to give him. I was like, oh fuck, he said the water.
• 53:43
  It's like ship. He just took the water back and he didn't give
• 53:49
  the water the green light. Oh no, that's thee. Did you at
• 53:52
  least give him the brownie bites? I gave him something, but I just
• 53:55
  remember the water something the water. I was just like, fuck, this
• 53:59
  is my is already open. And my thing was I don't want to give
• 54:01
  him a fucking used water grab And then yeah, that's why my thought process
• 54:08
  was like I don't think he would have cared, he would hold on correct.
• 54:15
  Yeah, remember that the story that hot Damn I Rock told where he
• 54:17
  was like he was coming from Burger King or somewhere and then like he was
• 54:22
  driving past a homeless person and he was like, hey, I just bought
• 54:24
  this burger, like you can have it, and the guy was like,
• 54:28
  oh, thanks, thanks, thanks, like I appreciate this. And then
• 54:30
  he opened it and was like this burger got onions on it. He was
• 54:35
  like yeah, probably. He was like, I don't eat no onions.
• 54:37
  Here you go. You can have his back. Thank you black. It's
• 54:42
  like, excuse me, you're homeless. Take off those onions. You're not
• 54:45
  that homeless or hungry. Obviously. Obviously you're not that hungry because you could
• 54:50
  just pop off some onons and it most likely it was probably raw, so
• 54:53
  it's not like it's saturated inside the food. I like a talented homeless person
• 55:00
  hotel. Yeah, they look like playing a guitar. It's actually this one
• 55:07
  kid. I felt bad for him. He shouldn't. I feel like he
• 55:08
  shouldn't have been out that late. Right. It was like to the point
• 55:10
  where like this I was drunk. Now no, but i''m not sure somewhere
• 55:17
  to go like a home. Maybe I don't know if he was homeless or
• 55:21
  not. Though maybe he wasn't because he because he wasn't like first off,
• 55:28
  the nigga had a violent Oh how many strings were well tuned? Violent?
• 55:32
  Yeah, Like it was like a nice new but he could have been like
• 55:35
  a home He looked like he was like seventeen eighteen or something like teenager.
• 55:39
  Maybe he was just so I'm leaving time and like he he's right on the
• 55:44
  corner where Elvez is and he's like can I play? Can? I like,
• 55:49
  uh, can I play something for you? Whatever? And I was
• 55:51
  just like, yeah, I ain't give you no money. No, it
• 55:53
  wasn't even that I felt I thought I had or whatever I was going to,
• 55:58
  like insomnia or whatever. And I was like, nah, let me
• 56:00
  just give him a couple of dollars. And then he plays on it and
• 56:02
  he was good, and I was like, maybe you should like go over
• 56:05
  the time sometimes and play whatever. But then I like, look, I
• 56:08
  was like, damn, he looked like he was kind of he might have
• 56:10
  been home like a homeless kid, but he was talented as fuck. It
• 56:15
  was like, and he was playing a violin, like violin is not something
• 56:17
  that's no, it's not a quick easy pick up, like he should be
• 56:22
  at one of the fucking performing arts schools type shit. I tried to violin
• 56:25
  so I felt bad for him. But like any type of homeless person that
• 56:30
  plays like an instrument, you got talent. End up like that Jamie Fox
• 56:35
  movie that I didn't see, the soloist. There you go with the hair.
• 56:40
  Oh, speaking of movies, it's very random. I watched it on
• 56:45
  my flight back. Have you ever seen Crazy Stupid Love? I've not heard
• 56:50
  of it. That was on TikTok this week. It was that fucking scene
• 56:53
  where they fight at the end. Oh yeah, so fucking stupid, very
• 56:58
  stupid. Man. That movie, y'all never seen? Crazy Stupid Love?
• 57:04
  All Over Algorithm A wonderful rom com, A great Steve Correll, Ryan Gosling
• 57:12
  a stone, Crazy Stupid Love, Crazy Stupid. It's about Steve Carrell.
• 57:17
  He's playing his typical role of a like middle aged dad. Kevin Bacon actually
• 57:24
  six Degrees, sleeps with his wife that's one of her co workers, and
• 57:31
  the like we're intertwined movies, right. Ryan Goslin is like a player type
• 57:37
  that's kind of helping him, like because he's divorced. But he's like,
• 57:43
  are they divorced or no, they're not divorced, they're getting divorced separated.
• 57:45
  But he's trying to like get them back in the game. He's like a
• 57:49
  dork dad and he tries to he cleans them like a hitch situation, like
• 57:52
  cleans them up exactly. It's like a whiter hitch. But then like Ryan
• 57:57
  Goslin's dating a chick. Then it turns out to be Steve Carrell's older daughter.
• 58:00
  We don't know about that until like an hour and a half into the
• 58:04
  movie. It's like a weird plot twist. And then the weird the plot
• 58:07
  twist is the babysitter of the one of the younger of the younger kids,
• 58:12
  is in love with Steve Carell's character, and he's like sending her like nudesce
• 58:19
  she's sending nudes to him, or she was going to because this is the
• 58:22
  time before like smartphones, so she's actually taking physical pictures for this fifty year
• 58:30
  old man and put him in he's in love with him, unbeknownst to him.
• 58:35
  Yeah, son is in love with the babysitter who's thirteen. He's his
• 58:40
  son is thirteen, she's seventeen. My bad. Ok Okay, clear that
• 58:45
  up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That fight scene is just so crazy
• 58:49
  because he's he's all getting all butt hurt. Little kid, bitch. I
• 58:52
  didn't know this girl, this little young like her, like the dad,
• 58:58
  the dad beating him up, and yeah, the dad is the girl's dad
• 59:01
  is trying to beat him up. And then Ryan Gosling is trying to like
• 59:05
  protect Steve Carrell like hold up, hold up, and then Kevin Bacon's jumping
• 59:09
  the It's something. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. It's
• 59:14
  one of my favorites actually. But yeah, Marissa to also in the movie,
• 59:17
  it's a lot of you've seen a lot of the memes. Yeah,
• 59:21
  the one where Ryan Gosling is going like this, like scoffing with the glasses
• 59:24
  on, that's from that movie. And then the other one where he's like
• 59:28
  laughing, like the laugh yes, laughing, holding that mouth, and Steve
• 59:32
  Carell with the yeah, yeah, that's all from It's a good movie.
• 59:40
  Speaking of things watched, I watched my started watching my first to B series
• 59:50
  This and I'm mad Mike's not here. I started watching, Uh, I
• 59:53
  have a story to tell. Okay, it's a series where every episode is
• 59:59
  a a different story. It's a different story and this is like this these
• 1:00:05
  shits is so stupid. So pretty much what they did was they took everybody
• 1:00:08
  from Love and Hip Hop and put them in this series. Okay, So
• 1:00:14
  the first story is about this woman. She is having issues with her man.
• 1:00:21
  They're in Atlanta. She think her man's gay. Oh, surprise,
• 1:00:25
  surprise, she think her man's gay. She's like because he's over there texting,
• 1:00:30
  Like she go through his phone and he's texting the guy and he's like,
• 1:00:36
  Oh, I can't wait to see you and really miss you all this
• 1:00:37
  stuff, and she was like, one thing about me is I ain't gonna
• 1:00:42
  lose my man to no nigga. So she over here doing all this stuff
• 1:00:45
  is like, I ain't losing my man. So then she decides, oh,
• 1:00:51
  oh, we're gonna spice up our We're gonna spice up our relationship.
• 1:00:55
  Let's let's have a threesome. Let's have it three. So they go out
• 1:01:01
  to the club and he over like they they're over there checking out the women,
• 1:01:07
  and she like, oh, what about her? He was like,
• 1:01:10
  uh, no, mind you. This woman is gorgeous. This woman,
• 1:01:15
  Oh my gosh, chalcol skin, beautiful teeth. I was like hello.
• 1:01:20
  He was like yeah, no, Now I'm not feeling the vibe. She's
• 1:01:22
  not the one for me. She was like, all right, what about
• 1:01:23
  this one? And it was like, same thing. I'm not not feeling
• 1:01:30
  income walks this woman the worst looking one out of the three in my opinion,
• 1:01:35
  out of my opinion, worst looking one. But he was like,
• 1:01:37
  that's the one we need her. So she like, go talk to her.
• 1:01:40
  He knows she'll put in the work. She's like, go talk to
• 1:01:44
  her, Go talk to her. So he goes over and like, watch
• 1:01:46
  over to talking to him, Like you can see that she's uncomfortable. She's
• 1:01:50
  like, I can't believe I'm about to do this. YadA YadA, YadA.
• 1:01:52
  So they bring the girl over. They're like, hey, listen,
• 1:01:55
  we're trying to have fun tonight. She's like, what do you mean by
• 1:01:58
  that. She's like, have some dance and see where the night takes us.
• 1:02:02
  You know what. Girl goes, sure, what the hell, let's
• 1:02:07
  do it. So they dance and they drinking, They go back to the
• 1:02:09
  uh. They go back to the place and they start engaging in the threesome.
• 1:02:15
  So while the woman that they met the club is with the husband,
• 1:02:20
  the wife checks the lady's ID because you know, they gave fake names and
• 1:02:24
  she wanted to give the ID. The name on the ID was the name
• 1:02:28
  and the phone that they were texting that. So she was like, this
• 1:02:37
  nigga brought the bits that he was cheating on me with in my own home.
• 1:02:42
  Correct. So while the shorty's at here riding the guy, she comes
• 1:02:45
  over and start choking the girl and like at first, like they think like,
• 1:02:51
  oh, and I'm saying she was again freaky. But then the girls
• 1:02:53
  just like like it's like, hey, what you doing. What you're doing.
• 1:02:59
  It's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I got hold
• 1:03:01
  of I got ahead of myself all this stuff, YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 1:03:06
  Next day it's the guy's birthday. She's like, I got gonna send
• 1:03:08
  you on a fucking scavenger hunt. So she was like, go to the
• 1:03:16
  hardware store where we first well, no, go to the place we first
• 1:03:21
  met and buy everything that you bought. Like that same day they met at
• 1:03:24
  a hardwork store, huh, and he was getting ready to start a garden,
• 1:03:29
  so he bought a shovel, some gloves, oh god, and a
• 1:03:34
  trash bag okay, And then she let you know in the hardwork store,
• 1:03:37
  is like, all right, now meet me. Oh, there's a uber
• 1:03:42
  for you outside getting the uber, and you're gonna take it to the next
• 1:03:45
  location. They're driving, takes you to the house. The house that they
• 1:03:52
  go to, walks in. The guy he was like this, you sure
• 1:03:55
  this is the right house. She was like, yeah, this is the
• 1:03:59
  house that you know, the lady gave me. He's like okay. So
• 1:04:00
  he walks in the house. He's calling for, he's calling for. She
• 1:04:04
  winds up in the basement and like a little lingerie. He's like, hey,
• 1:04:08
  what's going on? I see YadA YadA. And she was like,
• 1:04:10
  yeah, come on down, we're gonna I got I got a little presentation
• 1:04:15
  for you. So she blindfolds him and puts them in the chair, and
• 1:04:20
  she takes off the blindfold and these two women are standing there. One woman
• 1:04:29
  in his phone was his trainer. The other woman was the it guy at
• 1:04:34
  his job. He was like, you out here fucking all these women and
• 1:04:39
  YadA, YadA, YadA. Well, here's the thing. It's either you're
• 1:04:44
  gonna tell me that you love me and that you're never gonna do this again,
• 1:04:47
  or you're going to jail. He was like, what are you talking
• 1:04:49
  about, I'm going to jail, pulls out a gun. Shehes bo wing
• 1:04:54
  what I'm like, hold the fuck up, how'd we get here? I'm
• 1:05:00
  like, I mean he was like, and mind you, the acting is
• 1:05:03
  horrible because he showed barely no emotion to watching his wife just shoot these two
• 1:05:09
  women. But now he brings out the chick that they met at the club.
• 1:05:13
  It's like, wow, and you're gonna have this bitch in my bed
• 1:05:16
  while you're out here fucking her. And I'm thinking that you fucking some nigga.
• 1:05:21
  I guess that's better. Shoots her and that's crying like Tyres and that
• 1:05:32
  audition and then he was like, I know it said if you love me
• 1:05:36
  or you going to jack? He was like, what you mean going to
• 1:05:39
  jail? Like you're the one that killed him. He was like, oh,
• 1:05:40
  I set this whole thing up right now. They got you on camera
• 1:05:43
  going to a Harvard store getting a shovel, some gloves, and a trash
• 1:05:46
  bag. So right now this is your gun. This is so go out
• 1:05:54
  there and bury that bitch. And that's how the movie ended. Well,
• 1:05:58
  that episode ended episode. Yes, it's six episodes. The next episode starts
• 1:06:03
  off with ha Davis in jail and he with some guy and they over there
• 1:06:09
  got a porno magazine crazy crazy. I'm like, bro, we can find
• 1:06:15
  you better. We had candy birds in the first episode. Jesus, I'm
• 1:06:21
  like, I'm like to be to be you. You really out here just
• 1:06:27
  doing ship? But that's just doing ship. Was that supposed to be like
• 1:06:30
  a real story or like, ain't no way if the acting is bad because
• 1:06:36
  the third one, the third one, motherfucker was taking gas station pills that
• 1:06:42
  made him a completely different person, like completely different person, so like he
• 1:06:48
  can go back some chicks, and then that episode ended with him swapping bodies
• 1:06:53
  with somebody, So definitely ain't no real stories swapping swapping bodies. M hmm.
• 1:06:58
  Yeah. So if you guys want to find something stupid to watch,
• 1:07:01
  watch have a story to tell on Toby to B Tales. I got a
• 1:07:05
  story to tell. I got story, like the producer, No, really,
• 1:07:11
  no, it's just that later the first episode, you weld thought that
• 1:07:15
  you were watching Love and hip Hop because they had the cast of Loving hip
• 1:07:17
  Hop just having a conversation. He was like, ooh, girl, pull
• 1:07:20
  yourself up a glass of wine. I got a story to tell. Is
• 1:07:25
  that how every every episode, that's how it starts. Before they started,
• 1:07:28
  it's always Loving hip hop. No, oh okay, somebody saying they just
• 1:07:32
  got loving hip hop people and multi fucking Young Jock was in one. Young
• 1:07:38
  Jock was the motherfucker that was swapping bodies. Had fucking delicious in there.
• 1:07:45
  Young Jocks swapping bodies fucking delicious. Waking up to young Jock because she thought
• 1:07:49
  because before they went to sleep, he was a whole different nigga. So
• 1:07:54
  she's like, oh, what the fuck are you doing in my house?
• 1:07:56
  You perfe nigga. That's not how bodies swapping works. It's not well no
• 1:08:01
  even though no, no, no, no, the swapping happened last.
• 1:08:04
  This pill just turned you into like a different person, different person. So
• 1:08:10
  your your highest beast is what the guy called it. He was like,
• 1:08:14
  it's gonna turn you to a different end. He's like the real beast that
• 1:08:15
  you're gonna come out. Yeah, Young Josh, so highest beast of that
• 1:08:21
  man. No, young Jock. Young Jack was the person that took the
• 1:08:26
  pill. Young Jack was the baseline. Yes, damn. So, like
• 1:08:30
  your highest beat would probably be Diamond from p Valley. If use to take
• 1:08:33
  the pill, Thankskinning, you have to be Percy Harvin. Okay, okay,
• 1:08:41
  who would yours be mindoud be More's chests not okay, who who's with
• 1:08:47
  MJ's b I don't know anybody. Yeah, now, well, apparently Mike
• 1:09:00
  look like the motherfucker from whatever that doctor Dre, the other doctor Drea.
• 1:09:04
  I mean maybe when he has to go doctor Ray, maybe doctor j Alright,
• 1:09:11
  another Tier three Patreon. Since y'all coons would pick cotton for three hundred
• 1:09:15
  fifty dollars an hour, which one of these jobs would you choose for three
• 1:09:18
  hundred and fifty dollars an hour for forty days a week or forty hours a
• 1:09:23
  week? Bad? Working in a roach infested sewer, window washing the Bird
• 1:09:29
  Khalifa Tower, a gas station in South Chicago without bulletproof glass Jesus. Hmmm.
• 1:09:38
  Being a caretaker of a thousand pound man, changing diapers and showering them.
• 1:09:46
  That's it, to be honest, those are your only options. I
• 1:09:49
  might do that last one, the thousand pound man. Well, the other
• 1:09:53
  ones again, roach infested sewer, window washing, the Bird Khalifa Tower.
• 1:09:58
  That's like the super High building. I think it's in like Dubai. He
• 1:10:00
  doesn't know where it's at. Where is it? He doesn't know? I
• 1:10:04
  don't know where it's at but the building sounds tall than not. I know,
• 1:10:08
  yeah, I know, as you said, I know that super tall
• 1:10:10
  building gas station in South Chicago without bulletproof glass. No, and then the
• 1:10:15
  fat man, I might just I think I could clean a fat man for
• 1:10:18
  three hundred dollars an hour. I will clean each he be the most spotless
• 1:10:23
  fat man, I think in the tower. But but that's that's I don't
• 1:10:26
  like heights. I don't even like looking over the railing at the mall to
• 1:10:29
  be honest, No, you got to take a step back on. Yeah,
• 1:10:30
  it's just like people that be laying on it's crazy. Yeah, I
• 1:10:35
  see something pretty Yeah, I seen somebody fall from there before, from the
• 1:10:41
  mall really in real life. Yeah, they survived, but it's not that
• 1:10:48
  high. Actually, say stupid ass shows. Sometimes man and her dad get
• 1:11:05
  married right after what you mean Lisa and will Oh, because they was hunching
• 1:11:14
  and it was like, hey, they pretty much listened to the jag of
• 1:11:16
  edge let's get married song. It was just like why not after they told
• 1:11:23
  them they moving too fast? Because they old they literally just met point taking.
• 1:11:32
  It was a hold on, I think I'll moving too fast, y'all
• 1:11:35
  moving too fast. But hey, Will's mom. Now, now your step
• 1:11:41
  siblings wa ain't getting no younger? Might as well do this. I will
• 1:11:45
  be crazy. What that the person that you y'all decide that y'are not gonna
• 1:11:53
  get married, but then parents get married. She decided, well, yeah,
• 1:11:57
  Lisa definitely decided well Will. Will did have doubts that that in the
• 1:12:01
  beginning as well, but he was about to say he was. She put
• 1:12:06
  her hand out to get her high five great show man, great show Yes,
• 1:12:15
  undefeated. Every time here's a good show. I can quote that ship
• 1:12:18
  for days. I'm sure you can't. That's your uncle, it is my
• 1:12:21
  uncle, uncle Will. I can't wait for the movie. I'm going to
• 1:12:24
  see that ship Friday, Willard, What Bad Boys? I still haven't seen
• 1:12:29
  the third one, so I have. I'm gonna just go back from the
• 1:12:31
  very beginning. And Rewatch's yeah, the second one. The second one so
• 1:12:36
  far has been the best one. That's fair. I feel like, get
• 1:12:40
  the best action, best last on the second one. It was supposed to
• 1:12:43
  be Dana Carvey and John Levitz. Yeah what that was supposed to be Bad
• 1:12:47
  Boys. That was the original. That's the least sexy bad Boys possibly.
• 1:12:51
  I don't know because those one dude uh talked about it, that one podcast
• 1:12:58
  that like talks movies black dudes. They said, like the original script was
• 1:13:02
  supposed to the original was supposed to be pitched for Dana Carvey and John look
• 1:13:08
  that's and John Lovetz decided not to or Dana Carvey because the producer was like
• 1:13:15
  they were all at partying on somewhere and he was just super coked up.
• 1:13:17
  He was just coking all night and then smart and then like, yeah,
• 1:13:23
  oh yeah, that's it was Martin and Martin had it was supposed to be
• 1:13:28
  Martin in our senior hall. Senior hall said no or something like that,
• 1:13:33
  and Martin suggested, will that's the right casting. Yeah, John that they
• 1:13:44
  wouldn't make it probably was supposed to be like maybe a comedy. I think
• 1:13:47
  it would definitely be more comedy than what it turned into. But I mean
• 1:13:51
  it is a comedy, yeah, but I'm saying it would be even more
• 1:13:55
  like hokey. But them two wouldn't have been the action. Yeah, be
• 1:14:00
  like, uh, it'll be like the three Amigo's Beverly Hills Cop the same
• 1:14:04
  thing. It's like, I don't like Hills Cop never was. It's cool,
• 1:14:12
  like the first two. It's cool. I'll watch the fourth one.
• 1:14:17
  They didn't get another one. It's coming out next month. And is Eddie
• 1:14:20
  Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah, next Beverly Hills Cop Eddie Murphy. I have
• 1:14:27
  not seen one Netflix. It's a Netflix movie, Netflix produced. I can't
• 1:14:32
  get that Netflix back. Shout out to Eddie. All Right, we got
• 1:14:36
  some normal normy questions for you. Is the Southern Live Show possible? Like
• 1:14:44
  in say, wait, they have some options. I thought they'd give more.
• 1:14:48
  It's like in Alabama or Georgia. George, Georgia, Georgia. Yeah,
• 1:14:55
  Alabama. I just want to say, no, Alabama, we gotta
• 1:14:58
  be really you doing numbers. So we have to pull up the Tuscaloosa yea,
• 1:15:03
  Montgomery. I don't know what the fuck's in Montgomery, Alabama. Montgomery
• 1:15:09
  we can go to, well, we could definitely know Burma, University of
• 1:15:12
  Alabama. We can go to University of Alabama. And that's that's about Bham
• 1:15:16
  was like, that's the trenches. I ain't never been there. I got
• 1:15:23
  no business in Alabama anyway. But yeah, oh yeah, down Atlanta,
• 1:15:29
  drive through Alabama. We gotta you know, you gotta have a pre order
• 1:15:32
  of tickets. At least a thousand tickets sold before we even think about pulling
• 1:15:36
  up. Yeah, technically Miami's the South. We gotta maybe we gotta sell
• 1:15:45
  the tickets before we even find a venue. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm,
• 1:15:49
  we're pull what's that announced? The ticket? Announced the tour, and then
• 1:15:56
  from there we'll be like, all right, that's what she did, mean
• 1:16:00
  did the album? So we got to put out the dates first, see
• 1:16:05
  what tickets sale? And then she been teasing niggas hard. Apparently she's about
• 1:16:11
  to do something Netflix, though every post is like not not Netflix Live Nation.
• 1:16:15
  Every post is this a tour announcement, No, it's her hair care
• 1:16:18
  product announcement. No, it's just the album on Vinyl Sirr's birthday. The
• 1:16:26
  way she the way she pokes, because she don't never caption ship. It's
• 1:16:30
  like, here's a video, a crypt video, just be her looking fine.
• 1:16:34
  I swear she gets she looks better every day. Beyonce, Yeah she's
• 1:16:39
  still fun. I love still a fine woman. Was speaking of to how
• 1:16:44
  about j Loo's tour and canceled? I love that? Wait what Yeah,
• 1:16:47
  I don't even know she was trying to go on. I don't know why
• 1:16:49
  I got canceled. But A they're trying to they trying to seem like it's
• 1:16:54
  something with like her health. No, because like another group like the Black
• 1:16:59
  Keys cancel their tour and it make it seem like, oh, it has
• 1:17:01
  something to do struggling, like something with artists. But it's like, nah,
• 1:17:05
  everybody's getting tired of her. No, it's not all struggling. It's
• 1:17:09
  just you probably booked it being you too big, thinking that you was too
• 1:17:12
  big and you was gonna sell out and it's the downfall of right now.
• 1:17:16
  Yeah, she is listen. If if she just didn't try to force herself
• 1:17:21
  so much on her Like did you see the interview of the movie that they
• 1:17:25
  did, You're almost sterling Kate Brown. Yeah, she was like like I'm
• 1:17:29
  put in front the Bronx was like we didn't know that. People in the
• 1:17:34
  comments was like, yo, he gotta be tired of her. They all
• 1:17:38
  everybody, So I've been tired, like we we know you, Puerto Rican
• 1:17:42
  sweet. She was like, walking down, she was like, this reminds
• 1:17:44
  you of the Bronx, I figures, uh yeah, yeah, you know
• 1:17:49
  him and cheese shut up. Jennifer in an orange drink you know, you
• 1:17:56
  know, we don't know, bitch, it's very easy, bitch. I
• 1:17:58
  saw somebody say that little hugs, the little hug juices is what she was
• 1:18:01
  talking about when she was like orange drink if you know, you know.
• 1:18:05
  But then that sparked the whole thing because it was like they didn't call the
• 1:18:09
  hugs. They called it a dollar water and I'm like, yeah, quarter
• 1:18:13
  of water. I don't know why I said dollar water, but they was
• 1:18:15
  calling a quart of water I like. And then somebody was like, who
• 1:18:17
  the fuck a quarter word? We call those barrel juices, and I'm like,
• 1:18:21
  nah, based those is hugs, bro. They got all different types
• 1:18:26
  of names, but they're not whatever. She's not an orange in a bag
• 1:18:29
  of chips. Bag of chips. Bred the craziest doing that little thing.
• 1:18:40
  They showed a clip of her like she was asking all these other celebrities to
• 1:18:44
  be part of it, and then album like, nah, they can't,
• 1:18:46
  busy, busy busy, and one of them, Derek Huff, he was
• 1:18:49
  like, uh, he can't. He's he's in the wedding. He's like,
• 1:18:54
  yeah, but who's wedding? And she's like trying to get call him
• 1:18:57
  anyway, like he's unavailable he has and it was his wedding. She wanted
• 1:19:02
  him to stop like she wasn't even invited him. So she can he can
• 1:19:08
  be part of her ship. No like, yo, you crazy bitch.
• 1:19:12
  No right, all the stories coming out that she's she's just not. She's
• 1:19:17
  a horrible person. He's a horrible person. Yeah, handled that, bitch.
• 1:19:20
  That's how you can really judge people. How they treat people like waiters
• 1:19:25
  and staff, working staff, working staff? Did she working staff? Like
• 1:19:29
  ass? They asked themselves? Ask people? Yeah? All right, next
• 1:19:34
  question, Yo and ts. I've been a loyal listener for half a year
• 1:19:38
  now, thanks for staying. I've been diving into your old episode recently.
• 1:19:42
  I gotta say Keenan was really out here trying to convince us that you can
• 1:19:45
  drown in the rain. Hilarious. You can. Technically you can. You
• 1:19:49
  can. Now here's the question. Here's a juicy question for you guys.
• 1:19:54
  Imagine you've been with your girl or wife for over ten years and suddenly she
• 1:19:58
  drops a bomb on you, she's gay and leaving you for a woman that
• 1:20:01
  she works with. How would you handle that? How far would you go
• 1:20:04
  to try and save the relationships? What is Sheldon, let's hear, let's
• 1:20:09
  hear your thoughts. Yeah, Sheldon, I'm sorry it's too late, Sheldon,
• 1:20:15
  or any other w NBA husband, husband, that's gonna be me.
• 1:20:23
  That's why a lot of them bitches be chip chippy, because they be fucking
• 1:20:28
  each other. That's true. That did happen in that one situation. That
• 1:20:34
  was her ex and she said, teammate, you ain't gonna touest this one
• 1:20:41
  coincidence I think a lot. And they had on the same shoes. But
• 1:20:45
  yeah, I mean, what can you do? You can't do nothing.
• 1:20:48
  She told you she gay, she she got a whole woman. Now that's
• 1:20:53
  her life to work. What's her name, ny Nash? Yeah, she
• 1:20:56
  married the wedding singer right from her original wedding. He original weamon who was
• 1:21:00
  a woman? Correct married to a man? Mm hmm. Be like that
• 1:21:06
  sometimes I might ask about to watch, Oh gonna be rocket that little side
• 1:21:17
  chair the cheese lounge. Oh is it you consider the one that shakes?
• 1:21:29
  What do you say you consider a cook if it's a woman, I assume
• 1:21:31
  because somebody is still like your person. Yeah, I think you're still a
• 1:21:35
  cook. I don't have a dictionary definition for it. But i'd be a
• 1:21:40
  cook then I'm scared to look at it. Yeah, are you get the
• 1:21:45
  illustrated visual h come shut and this is straight up animated. First of all,
• 1:22:04
  you got a picture for the cuckold. Oh that's wild. Just the
• 1:22:09
  guy like creeping in the door looked like his back of eight ancient room.
• 1:22:15
  He was like, man, I lived depending like cut holding that pornter.
• 1:22:24
  Yeah, that was actually in crazy stupid love. He was like, he
• 1:22:28
  cuckholded me. He made me here cuckold. He said it like ten times
• 1:22:31
  cuckold. Because when I think cookold, I think yeah, blacks on blonds
• 1:22:35
  like correct with the guy watching in the corner. But they got the little
• 1:22:40
  funking the little chastity ships a little dick chassis. He's like, oh,
• 1:22:45
  look like a little dick. Yeah, well I got this big black girthy
• 1:22:51
  Sallas Hall Pallice, this flickery b that's in the video. Was like,
• 1:23:00
  I feel like you can never please her when you see this here and they
• 1:23:03
  having a face like right next to the action, like yeah, it's just
• 1:23:06
  clapping in front of the face. Oh God, don't do this. I
• 1:23:12
  can't believe it hit him in the face. Stop got a black eye?
• 1:23:19
  How did you get a black eye? Testical? I can never like this
• 1:23:27
  matter, bro, God damn, that's what happened. That's what happened.
• 1:23:32
  Oh wait what they'd be like, eat it out? Yeah alright, I'm
• 1:23:39
  done. Yeah, that's not getting me anywhere, getting me anywhere? X
• 1:23:45
  eat that ship. It's like, no, thank you. It was Shorty
• 1:23:50
  back. I know, I know that's sucking. It's a couple of people's
• 1:24:01
  lane was it steffinite? We go Strong definitely did a couple of those videos.
• 1:24:08
  Shane Diesel. I feel sorry for them bitches. That's she he'd be
• 1:24:16
  hurting y'all. We say, what's games? Cuckolds? You're talking about eating
• 1:24:25
  me? Yeah, that's that's very crazy. I was not even trying to
• 1:24:29
  do that about if I was the person like no, no, no,
• 1:24:38
  just like I lick you doing too much? That's what the motherfucking more.
• 1:24:42
  The people that at the party wants you. That's why they want you to
• 1:24:45
  come back. Who people use DJing That is he coming back the time you
• 1:24:51
  want? And he fine, wives anything else. My kids are going to
• 1:24:57
  college. And he was one that was all right, ship, I'll do
• 1:25:01
  it if they if at the end of the night they gave you a proposition.
• 1:25:09
  It was like, we'll give you a stack. Mm hmm, but
• 1:25:14
  you gotta suck my wife and let me watch you doing it. I'm one
• 1:25:17
  thousand percent doing money. I mean, wife wasn't really like I'm not saying
• 1:25:24
  her, just talking about it in general. Yeah, if somebody if the
• 1:25:28
  wife was good, Hell yeah, what, well, that makes it a
• 1:25:30
  lot easier. I'm about to say, be the easiest thousand dollars for breakfast.
• 1:25:35
  My wife is fifty and up and it's a little still a little bit
• 1:25:39
  attractive. Hell, why you gotta be fifty enough? Because they they be
• 1:25:44
  the freakiest. I don't give a fu by the freaking I care about the
• 1:25:46
  stack. She can she can be a pillow princess and just lay there and
• 1:25:53
  let me shake the bed. You like that. I had a couple of
• 1:25:58
  boys. You like that ship in West Virginia. What get paid? Be
• 1:26:02
  a fucking like jig, not j but like that? What's that? I
• 1:26:09
  think they're considered bulls. Bulls. They're considered bulls because me bull slavery racist,
• 1:26:16
  But a little bit that's racist. There's there's some racism. Is not
• 1:26:19
  the bad part of slavery getting you know some get the master's wife. Ok,
• 1:26:27
  okay, it's a busting nut. Hey, it's better get get bust
• 1:26:32
  the nut. You got to choices getting with why you're busting talking? So
• 1:26:39
  good boy, better boy the master's wife. That yeah, I'd say,
• 1:26:48
  hey, ma, I mean hey, mass not cra This is like,
• 1:26:54
  this is like when Drake said Kendricks grappling trying to free the slaves. It
• 1:26:58
  is definitely worse than that. It's stop ratting from wrapping. So Negro spiritually
• 1:27:01
  Nigga said, guys, let me go to my uh my cousin's down in
• 1:27:13
  Memphis for the family union. That was actually last year. That was actually
• 1:27:15
  last year, thank you boom actually actually actually actually yeah, and we get
• 1:27:23
  this picture out here. You know how much I hate people are cloud chasing
• 1:27:26
  and trying to put up some stuff for attention. So yeah, I was
• 1:27:30
  like, nah, you have the fact that you made sure. No,
• 1:27:31
  I just saw it. You already seen that picture last year. It was
• 1:27:34
  already great, and he's like that last year. But then I went into
• 1:27:38
  comments. I was like that that's that doesn't really line up, and it's
• 1:27:41
  like it's just from last year. So of course but they're gonna act like
• 1:27:45
  it was just happening, of course, because nobody's gonna read the comments.
• 1:27:46
  We just gonna see the picture and like, ah, exactly. That would
• 1:27:49
  be hilarious though, if Kendrick said you're not black and then he just goes
• 1:27:55
  down to his black family in Memphis. See, I got I got a
• 1:27:59
  black family. These are my black cousins. Look at Jamericai, little Jamiqui,
• 1:28:06
  little Jamiica. I don't know if I ever said this, but Drake's
• 1:28:12
  whiskey is ass. I'm sure it is. Yeah whiskey, Yeahinia Virginia black.
• 1:28:15
  Oh, there's a reason we don't hear about it. That ship is
• 1:28:18
  ass. Bro. First off, the bottle looks like an old man's cologne.
• 1:28:23
  It does, and it tastes like old man cologne. I don't know
• 1:28:27
  if he's still in production, but yeah, I actually think of this.
• 1:28:32
  I think of this. You got locked about it? That? Yeah?
• 1:28:41
  Hmm okay. Question is mainly for Kenyan because he's the hooper. H How
• 1:28:45
  was he can answer to Keenan? If you've played a full game against a
• 1:28:48
  fifth grade AAU team, you're the only player on the court that isn't a
• 1:28:51
  fifth grader four ten minute quarters. How many points you've given him. I'm
• 1:28:57
  guessing the time is going to be your main restriction, but I wholeheartedly would
• 1:29:01
  take you for having at least seventy. I'm I'm y honising through that whole
• 1:29:06
  team. I'm going nothing but downhill layups. I'm shooting as many threes as
• 1:29:12
  possible, so there ain't no telling. There's no reason for me to shoot
• 1:29:15
  the three. Nobody stepping in front of me. I'm shooting three. Those
• 1:29:17
  the only niggas I can shoot over. I'm just pulling up. What the
• 1:29:20
  fun? It was a wild Wan threes ever shooting practice. I easily said,
• 1:29:29
  yeah, what the fuck, Bro, I'm just shooting everything. I'm
• 1:29:32
  just they did a mind time to the hoop with them. I'm just pulling
• 1:29:38
  up, bro bro his stream with uh Kevin funny, I'm sure it was.
• 1:29:43
  I saw the clips of it, but I was like, oh,
• 1:29:45
  yeah, I did actually watch you gotta find a way to Linguis. That's
• 1:29:47
  like a Kevin Hart and like miniature Kevin Hart, like modern day. If
• 1:29:51
  they did a movie where Kevin Hart is his dad, I think that would
• 1:29:55
  be hilarious. It'll be funny. I think that would be hilarious. And
• 1:29:59
  then that's too easy. But it can't be like a too serious of a
• 1:30:01
  movie where Carson has to act no, no, no, even hard completely
• 1:30:05
  Goofy and Regina Hall are going to be the parents. That works. That
• 1:30:11
  works. Regina is hilarious as well. I wanted a pandemic. Who's a
• 1:30:16
  pretty girl. Who's a pretty girl? I can hear you? No,
• 1:30:26
  no, no, I had it on mute. Yeah, that was wild.
• 1:30:30
  I love how Regina is great. I finally watched The New Space not
• 1:30:34
  Space the New House Party about how dumb that movie was. Yes, but
• 1:30:41
  I think we could have done that movie. We definitely could have done that
• 1:30:44
  movie. I'll be the dude with a kid. You'll be the other dude.
• 1:30:47
  You be Jacob Blatimore, I be exactly. Yeah it was Jacob blad
• 1:30:53
  Jacob Blatimore. Yes, I didn't realize it. I don't know. Not
• 1:30:57
  a bad actor. But yeah, yeah, I'm telling you we we need
• 1:31:01
  to make an NTS production. Bro, we need to make a little short
• 1:31:04
  film. Who trying to help us out? Do you mean we got home?
• 1:31:10
  I mean he's a videographer. That's different from a movie. I think
• 1:31:15
  MJ could do it. Have you ever thought about doing movies? Of course,
• 1:31:21
  cameras n long form, don't. I don't know. We just need
• 1:31:30
  a script, that's the hard part. I have tons of script from my
• 1:31:35
  notes, like full scripts, not ideas. I need dialogue, treatments,
• 1:31:44
  treatment. We need a treatment. You want to do scary comic, exactly.
• 1:31:48
  Scary comedy would be perfect. I think we could do that. That's
• 1:31:53
  actually the perfect type of movie. We We definitely could, y'all, we
• 1:31:58
  definitely could. Trying to get your fucking acting chops back. Listen, it's
• 1:32:03
  been launched his Disney career. I forget who who I was talking to about
• 1:32:09
  this the other day. I'm like, listen, I think I was talking
• 1:32:12
  to Mike. There was no It was Pat. He was like Xavier.
• 1:32:15
  He was like something something. You're trying to be Denzel. I'm like,
• 1:32:19
  listen, give me a month. I could be David Washington. I don't
• 1:32:23
  know about Denzel, true. I could be David, though, well,
• 1:32:26
  David is amazing. David's pretty good. Give me a mon, he's really
• 1:32:30
  really give Keenan the month, Give me a Black Clansman. No good movie,
• 1:32:34
  good film. I think the only David movie I've seen was the one
• 1:32:39
  with what that's weird? You didn't like Tennant, You didn't need to.
• 1:32:45
  I heard Tenant was good, it was cool. I started it, but
• 1:32:47
  I fell asleep and and I never went back understandable, never went back to
• 1:32:53
  the creator. I think that I haven't I need to watch that. I
• 1:32:55
  haven't seen that. You watch balls, I was about to say The Night
• 1:32:58
  Ballers. Nah, I didn't watch Fuck the Rock. I mean I watched
• 1:33:05
  the show, but I was just like the Rock had a problem. Oversaturation
• 1:33:12
  of the Rock one more sure sure put the ballogney in the world. Hm
• 1:33:21
  hmm. Someone said, so, we're not gonna talk about how Keenan looks
• 1:33:26
  like Duda from the Shy, Dudah from the Shy. Let's see, this
• 1:33:31
  isn't gonna be the last one. Obviously, Who's Dudah from the Shy na
• 1:33:38
  get killed? Probably bro? This is the Shy. So this guy that
• 1:33:45
  doesn't look like Keenan, I wish I had that beard, true, Curtis
• 1:33:48
  Cook? Is this name? Nah? I don't, I don't. I
• 1:33:53
  don't really see. He's just dark skin a good looking guy. So I
• 1:33:57
  thank you for the complement. At least at least she ain't give me no
• 1:33:59
  ragam no hoo, good bugger like the other people do. He looked distinguished.
• 1:34:04
  You telling me that's not Kevin Durant. Yeah, yeah, bro,
• 1:34:08
  you see y'all being fat maybember. But the different amount of people I get
• 1:34:13
  it grows every few years, because when I was younger, everything was motherfucking
• 1:34:16
  oh, you look like Chris Webber. Chris Weber, Chris Webber, that's
• 1:34:19
  probably closer than Kevin Durant. Started to get to the middle school, high
• 1:34:23
  school age, uh, I started getting Johnny Gill. I'm like Johnny gil
• 1:34:30
  Okay, okay, And then but who knew, like these are like grown
• 1:34:34
  women saying this, Well, a grown woman said, look like Johnny Gil.
• 1:34:39
  Yeah, that makes more sense. Grown woman sad, look like Johnny
• 1:34:41
  Gill. Then we got Kevin Durant. I feel like he's maybe the closest.
• 1:34:45
  And then as I got older, started better hair, oh much better
• 1:34:48
  hair, much better hair, ten times better hair, as my face started
• 1:34:51
  to mature. Now now I look like now I'm starting to get oh yeah,
• 1:34:57
  you hear that, you look like motherfucking uh Morris Chestnut. I think
• 1:35:01
  that's the greatest compliment of all time. I thank you, no, no,
• 1:35:05
  no, no, no, no, no, no. I will
• 1:35:08
  not say I think I look like because I don't see it. I think
• 1:35:11
  the closest Israel. I don't look like. No, I don't look like
• 1:35:19
  a fighter. No, I don't know with the we just with the with
• 1:35:26
  the pokemon. Yeah, no, I know. It's just that we both
• 1:35:31
  the same forehead. He does not. No, I do not look at
• 1:35:34
  the same forehead. No. I see what you're saying, But you got
• 1:35:40
  to change the facial structure a little bit. Yeah, Like I got cheekbones,
• 1:35:46
  I got cheekbones. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like got the
• 1:35:49
  ears. Yeah, I don't think, but the eyes and the I don't
• 1:35:54
  see that I look better than him. I love the confidence. His pockets
• 1:36:00
  is just fatter much. I still yet, sweetness, you'll whoop your ass.
• 1:36:05
  He definitely is. Definitely he'll definitely walk in here and kill it.
• 1:36:09
  Definitely would Yeah he would. Yeah, man, walking in this ship.
• 1:36:12
  We wouldn't stay. I don't know a chance. And now get for me,
• 1:36:15
  we doll will still as real. Nope, why you do this,
• 1:36:21
  because I don't believe that y'all really think that one guy is beating four.
• 1:36:26
  I don't believe you actually such a martial artist, not just a boxer.
• 1:36:29
  He just makes martial martial artists. This is probably he's using hands and feet
• 1:36:33
  and knows how to use those hand eyes in the back of his head.
• 1:36:38
  Well, they don't know. They don't because the person that he's always fighting
• 1:36:41
  in the goon is in front of him unless it's a grapple, and then
• 1:36:44
  behind me. What if he just finds the wall, Nigga, he's going
• 1:36:45
  to act he finds a wall in the action movie you and be like,
• 1:36:49
  again, I don't know who I think these niggas are. That nigga is
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  one of them niggas. This is the most dangerous person we've mentioned so far.
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  Have y'all seen him fight multiple people? No, you've only seen him
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  one v one Right, it doesn't matter you the same logic for it does
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  not matter. This is the most dangerous person we mentioned. We said Cam
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  new and then Prime to help you, we're taking out the Cam Newton,
• 1:37:14
  taking it out and changing it to Israel. It's more dangerous than both of
• 1:37:16
  those people combine combined. Yeah, come on, we're winning. I love
• 1:37:21
  the confidence all your niggas going straight to heaven. So when he kicks one
• 1:37:26
  of you in the head and then he's already ready to hit the next person.
• 1:37:29
  What's going to happen everything? And he knows how to get out of
• 1:37:34
  holds one person. Imagine what Prime Anderson he knows how to get out of
• 1:37:41
  two arms, not eight. He would yeah, not eight. The strength
• 1:37:45
  of eight arms versus two arms, completely different, just saying, Okay,
• 1:37:50
  he could bite the ship out of one person. He only got one mouth,
• 1:37:54
  so the other on top of the niggahead bink. I really think you're
• 1:38:01
  doubt in the ease of getting someone that doesn't want to be got. It's
• 1:38:08
  not He's just gonna let you grab. It's gonna be a tussle. There's
• 1:38:12
  gonna be some scrapes, some blood. He's saying like one of the keeness
• 1:38:16
  is going to be hiding somewhere. No, no, no jumping out from
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  What I'm saying is like like sting or whoever it is. What I'm saying
• 1:38:27
  is one guy can focus on completely max two people. That third person you
• 1:38:33
  may see them, but you're really not focused on them. That fourth person
• 1:38:36
  you don't even know where the fuck they're at. You're underestimating the fact that
• 1:38:40
  he will knock out he will take out the one first person very easily,
• 1:38:45
  one swift kick. Listen, the closest whoever is the closest to him getting
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  fucking slept. He might break your knee. Don't like kicking it, don't
• 1:38:53
  miss, he will not miss. You got kicked in the leg. No,
• 1:38:59
  No, you're in for a route. You guys might just have crippled
• 1:39:01
  legs. He'll just take out your legs kicks. He's gonna kick you probably,
• 1:39:06
  yes, probably, Yeah, immobilize you all without using his hands.
• 1:39:13
  Yeah, he's not gonna be limping around the ring. He's not a ninja.
• 1:39:17
  He's the closest thing to from our kind of everybody we talked about.
• 1:39:20
  He may be the closest, but he's not a ninja. Yeah. He
• 1:39:25
  has no jutsu. Okay, he can't align his chakras. He might have
• 1:39:30
  learned that and this the time he's taken off. Yeah, no, sorry,
• 1:39:38
  We've got a lot of fights for you to fight. We do three
• 1:39:40
  other us. We do. Man, you just gotta figure out a way
• 1:39:43
  to clone me. We need to contact the deadliest Warrior because they so they
• 1:39:48
  could do so we can do the seculation of you getting your ass whooped.
• 1:39:51
  Yeah, I want to see it. I want to see it. This
• 1:39:55
  is what's gonna bring back the Delia, the science of afore Keenans against Israel
• 1:40:00
  atat sun. Yeah, let's run the simulation because it's only seven seconds long.
• 1:40:15
  Like drums, Dang, he's really like that. Oh, he definitely
• 1:40:19
  is. Is that YouTube channel stoke death match? What the hell are you
• 1:40:25
  talking about? It's like an animated thing where like they do like comic book
• 1:40:29
  heroes and whatnot. That sounds sounds cool, but I don't. I think
• 1:40:33
  it's like death match or uh death battle? Death battle? Is that what
• 1:40:40
  it's called. Yeah, let me see. They be putting like comic book
• 1:40:45
  heroes, like they go against their powers the weaknesses, and then they go
• 1:40:48
  who win the battle? You ever watch any of those videos? No,
• 1:40:51
  it's a great watch. So if you're ever boorn at work, watch a
• 1:40:56
  couple of those videos. I got worked to do work. You could do
• 1:40:59
  both because I can listen, you can listen. I'll be working at work.
• 1:41:03
  But then they animated and then like they actually show them fighting and whatnot.
• 1:41:09
  Okay, it's fun, nice little YouTube series. And that's what we'll
• 1:41:13
  leave him with a low recommendation for other background noise death battle. So you
• 1:41:16
  know what, I might I might ask them to do it since I don't
• 1:41:24
  really have any like weaknesses, so like they really have much dadda to go
• 1:41:30
  off of. But four average six y two males versus top one of the
• 1:41:38
  top fighters in the world. Machine. He's never killed, so we don't
• 1:41:43
  know if he's a killing machine. He's a fighting machine. We can say
• 1:41:45
  that, m hm. He has the capacity because the fight ends at a
• 1:41:48
  certain time. Right, thinking about that game, he well, maybe he's
• 1:41:54
  not a killer and he's literally spoke about doing it. What about killing people?
• 1:41:58
  Yes, hm, I'm pretty sure in one of his like like before
• 1:42:02
  the fight, his goal was to hurt a lot as much as you could.
• 1:42:06
  Oh, I remember that the little all I'm prepared to die. I
• 1:42:12
  remember that ship. I'm like, all right, you're doing too much.
• 1:42:15
  Yeah, that was him. I'm like, calm down, calm down.
• 1:42:18
  And this is just say that's what he's gonna say in the fight. Calm
• 1:42:23
  down, calm down. But yeah, I think that's it. That's it
• 1:42:28
  on the third king that doesn't deserve this. Calm down. All right,
• 1:42:32
  people, Thank you for listening to another episode of Not to Say His podcast
• 1:42:35
  like Mike says, when the day ends. When at the end of the
• 1:42:39
  day, that day gonna end. When the day ends, the day is
• 1:42:42
  gonna end. The day gonna end. And thank you guys again. This
• 1:42:47
  will be your last Monday episode, so please or not, this won't be
• 1:42:53
  your last. It's your last free Monday episode. There we go. Now
• 1:42:59
  this transitional over to the patrement where we got some good stuff. We got
• 1:43:01
  extra content. We're gonna start now having platforms like this on there, episodes
• 1:43:06
  like this. We got the three five fifteen dollars and we got the super
• 1:43:11
  makea Maka beat a Tear. I didn't bring this up at the beginning of
• 1:43:15
  the episode, but we have new merch, New Merch, Summer Merch.
• 1:43:19
  All them shirts look fire. So again I'm going to ask somebody to buy
• 1:43:23
  your shirt for me because I'm poor. Uh huh right, but all of
• 1:43:30
  them just actually fire. Won't be poor for long. And people got you
• 1:43:32
  to the people that got the first batch of merch posting on your story.
• 1:43:36
  Let's see how post it on the story? One person did oh okay,
• 1:43:42
  person, did you repost it? Yeah? Oh okay, yeah, I
• 1:43:45
  guess I'm not paying attention I'm bad. Yeah, I don't know how.
• 1:43:50
  Please file us all social media. We have the YouTube, uh TikTok,
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  Instagram at the NTS pod. Please send us things to Peo box. We
• 1:44:00
  like receive gifts from you guys. So we have po Box two seven six
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  Brown to New Jersey zero eight zero six. I don't know why I started
• 1:44:08
  looking at that Canon camera random when this one's directly in front of me.
• 1:44:11
  It's all the goddamn link tree. Because it's all the goddamn link tree.
• 1:44:14
  There we go, Mike. I said that in the why I saw on
• 1:44:15
  the goddamn link tree. And yes, please survive to the Patreon so we
• 1:44:19
  can get some of that sweet sweet what keenan, Yeah, you're a fool.
• 1:44:28
  Thank you. Hey, I'm trying to get everything that might gets out.
• 1:44:30
  You know, he's person. Hopefully my man's not shipping his brains out
• 1:44:35
  anymore. He's pissing out his ass. Went will a mustard stop? They
• 1:44:42
  use wet wives, right, yeah, not just dry wipers. I got
• 1:44:45
  the bedat man, Oh yeah, oh yeah. When I was in Spain,
• 1:44:48
  I was dry wiping, like, oh what is this filth? You
• 1:44:51
  don't pack those with you? What the wet wives. I didn't think about
• 1:44:56
  it. I thought they would. Half the days, I was going like,
• 1:44:58
  I'm going, they should over to you. Yeah, I had the
• 1:45:02
  toilet paper a little bit. Yeah, but sometimes if it's a single PLI
• 1:45:06
  then I used like, you really gotta wrapped that ship up and then wedded
• 1:45:11
  because you just wrapped that ship up all I think you guys, see you
• 1:45:15
  guys next week. We go on Patreon, see y'all in a few days.
• 1:45:21
  The thirsty I thowt tweet the other day it was like, you're taking
• 1:45:26
  this ship and the first wife has no friction. Oh yeah, and it's
• 1:45:31
  just like like, oh, I'm gonna be here. Oh why Ye're talking
• 1:45:38
  about sticky butts? Whoa Yeah, Like like when you really got it's really
• 1:45:43
  up in the wife and it's like, what the hell is going on down
• 1:45:46
  there? Am I still ship? That's why you gotta do the dry wet
• 1:45:50
  dry. That's what the biday is for dry wet dry. That sounds like
• 1:45:57
  good dryway dry. I didn't know about that. Ships like a magic forgures.
• 1:46:02
  Like it's like that one praying when the dude was washed his hair all
• 1:46:08
  the shampoo. It was like, what the fuck. What the fuck what
• 1:46:14
  Bye guys,