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My boss asked me for some breast milk... · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes up John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the Big Boss Dove snoopy deagle double.
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  Speaker 3: Jigsel bank boom, what you don't do?
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  Speaker 4: We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
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  Speaker 4: about Last.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only.
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  Speaker 5: Does you all the glasses last?
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  Speaker 3: The big snoop eagle double jib in your face to
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  Speaker 3: me and in the place to be?
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wakes text
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  Speaker 1: us text JJR whatever is on your mind to ninety
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  Speaker 1: six eight nine three or calls at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: ninety three seven one oh four seven. Peyton was telling
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  Speaker 1: a story the other day and I said, Peyton, we
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  Speaker 1: got to do that on the radio. I want to hear.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think any of us know the meat
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  Speaker 1: of the story, but we will have somebody on the
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  Speaker 1: phone to help explain it. So, Peyton, the story is what.
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  Speaker 6: So I am back living in my grandma's house. And
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  Speaker 6: the other day she was playing her really loud music.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, we should bring her up. We got your grandma
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. We got ma mae hey may.
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  Speaker 7: May hi okay.
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  Speaker 1: So so paint's about that tells the story. So she
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  Speaker 1: was playing her loud music.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was saying, how you like to play your
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  Speaker 6: music in the morning, and how the other day you
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  Speaker 6: and I went hit for hit in the kitchen and
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  Speaker 6: I was telling everyone, how I think Meme that you're
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of like a Top forty hater. You
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  Speaker 6: think that my generations of music is trash, and I
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  Speaker 6: honestly kind of feel feel actually said very true, and
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  Speaker 6: I honestly feel the same exact way about her generation's music.
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  Speaker 6: I also think it's pretty trash. And so we decided
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  Speaker 6: we were gonna go hit for hit.
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  Speaker 1: So you're playing tracks.
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  Speaker 6: She played a song this one, and then I played
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  Speaker 6: a song.
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  Speaker 8: It's the gold Ender. Them be like, okay, that is
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  Speaker 8: a good one.
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  Speaker 6: That was my goal, and I feel like the same
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  Speaker 6: for her because it was like, I think you'll like
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  Speaker 6: this one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, It's kind of maybe what music was Peyton playing
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  Speaker 1: that you just don't like?
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  Speaker 7: Well, she plays what you played. The Top forty were
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  Speaker 7: all the girls singers, because it was specifically about the
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  Speaker 7: female singers. They all sound the same. It's kind of like, lord,
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  Speaker 7: uh did the original thing, and then everybody copies what
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  Speaker 7: she did, only they changed it up a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: The lyrics are stupid. They're a roughhet of women and
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  Speaker 7: boring and it's got no death. And the girls might
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  Speaker 7: have good voices, but they're like not. They don't reach
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  Speaker 7: into your soul and and pull on your your heart.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I could definitely tell you and Peyton
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  Speaker 3: are related by your hot takes.
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  Speaker 1: Many what's a song that pulls at your heart strings?
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  Speaker 1: That does that pulls at your soul?
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  Speaker 7: Well, we agree on loving You by many repretend. So
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  Speaker 7: we agreed on.
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  Speaker 1: At this song.
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  Speaker 6: I love this song.
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  Speaker 7: You remember, and I know Rember came out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know the song. I'm not a fan at all.
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  Speaker 6: You don't like many represents.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like many repretais.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember when this song came out, but I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you this. You know who her daughter is?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's my ruin. Let me tell you guys this,
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  Speaker 6: this is that mini Ripperton. Loving You is actually a song.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna walk down the aisle to.
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  Speaker 3: The song.
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  Speaker 6: When I listened to that song in the car by myself,
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  Speaker 6: I cry.
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  Speaker 1: Can you can I give you a suggestion instead? Could
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  Speaker 1: you just do Kanye slow jams?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so we agreed on We agreed on Minnie Ripperton,
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  Speaker 6: and so I was like, actually, mem I think you
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  Speaker 6: would really like this song that just came out. It's
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  Speaker 6: this new upcoming artist. Her name's Olivia Dean and she
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  Speaker 6: sings a song called man I Need Call Me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what did made me say to that? Did you
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  Speaker 1: like that song?
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  Speaker 5: Are your.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say?
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  Speaker 7: I loved her. She had a character and got some
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  Speaker 7: grit in her voice. You know, it's smooth, she's got
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  Speaker 7: a nice step, she's got a good range, but she
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  Speaker 7: sings like she's singing from her diaphragm and it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, liked her.
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  Speaker 7: I only heard the one song, so I hope I'm
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  Speaker 7: not going to be disappointed, but I am going to
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  Speaker 7: actually listen to her and see what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Memy knows her music.
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  Speaker 6: She styled in Yeah, I mean, and I think that's
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  Speaker 6: why me and my brother genuinely enjoy going to concerts
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  Speaker 6: and shows so much. My grandma took me to go
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  Speaker 6: see Metallica when I was seven. We were in the pit.
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  Speaker 1: What's another song that you listen to that man may
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  Speaker 1: presented to you?
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  Speaker 6: So the other one is by Maria Muldar. Midnight at
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  Speaker 6: the Oasis and you can be she and she played
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  Speaker 6: this one for me because she knew I liked Miny
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  Speaker 6: Ripperton and they kind of have the same inflection a
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  Speaker 6: little bit on their voices. And I did enjoy this song.
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  Speaker 6: Did I add it to my playlist?
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  Speaker 1: Midnight?
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  Speaker 6: That's the one?
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  Speaker 3: Any song from that's creepy?
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  Speaker 1: You never heard of it?
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  Speaker 11: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I'm sure Rich didn't like this one either.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't don't like that song.
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  Speaker 6: He honestly, I'm talking about And I bet you.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't like Brand New Key by Melanie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: No, those are all three fingernails on a chalkcoord for me.
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  Speaker 6: So then I played her raven Linnet love Me not.
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  Speaker 1: A single, I don't mean you? And maybe did you
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  Speaker 1: like that song?
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  Speaker 7: It's stunk? So the last one, and I mean like
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  Speaker 7: the last one got my body swam and this one
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  Speaker 7: had me reaching for the volume to turn it lay
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  Speaker 7: out horrible? Okay, like that one, I said, let me
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  Speaker 7: hear a couple more.
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  Speaker 11: So.
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  Speaker 7: We went through several of her songs, probably five or
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  Speaker 7: six yep, and I'm like, turn it off yep.
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  Speaker 6: My brother Jalen and his boyfriend Alex had come over
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  Speaker 6: and they had said that Dojah Cats in her sixties era,
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  Speaker 6: and so I was like, okay, let me play you
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  Speaker 6: the Doja cat Thy album and those are the ones
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  Speaker 6: that she was like. But then I played, and then
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  Speaker 6: I played Amen, am I am patient? Update? And I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna say.
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  Speaker 12: I have too much.
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  Speaker 6: In front?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Come since I didn't I even grab my bride and okay,
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  Speaker 1: she like that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, she presented Eva Cassidy songbird.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, now you got me this song come on, brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: No, So, Memmy's got some taste of like musical. She
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  Speaker 1: like sing singing like and and words that means something.
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  Speaker 7: Also, you like the sounds they love like I love
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  Speaker 7: Anthrax and Metallica and and I like pretty much every
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  Speaker 7: genre except rap and pop, which is all.
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  Speaker 6: The stuff that I was like.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, Meme.
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  Speaker 6: Though you did say though that you were down to
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  Speaker 6: go to Drake with us, so like you would go
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  Speaker 6: see Drake and he's a rapper.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's because I've heard a lot of good things
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  Speaker 7: about him, though I haven't heard them with my own ears.
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  Speaker 7: Very interested.
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  Speaker 1: I know a song I think you played first? She
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  Speaker 1: would love what Cobra Starship. Well, maybe thanks for jumping
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  Speaker 1: on there with us. I think you're very very interesting,
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  Speaker 1: very smart.
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  Speaker 7: Well, thank you, thank you very much. I am very
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  Speaker 7: smart and thank god it passed down to my grandkids
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  Speaker 7: love me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, hey maybe maybe real quick? You there? What's
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  Speaker 1: your favorite concert you've ever been to?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Todd Rundgren and probably Afapella.
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  Speaker 10: You're like, who think that was probably the greatest counture
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  Speaker 10: I ever want you.
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  Speaker 1: We went to see letter telling to front row do
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  Speaker 1: you have that album that died with just his mouth?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't use any intermition.
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  Speaker 7: Every single word in every note and every beat like
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  Speaker 7: a sing from start to finish.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually real good album.
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  Speaker 1: Million times you said you could sing. Can you give
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  Speaker 1: us a little piece of that album? Your favorite song
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  Speaker 1: from that album?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Probably it's It's today I Am your chariot Haunch tomorrow
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  Speaker 7: on your albums, no one.
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  Speaker 14: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: What a beautiful woman. Thank you so fast. Thanks for
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  Speaker 1: jumping on there with us. May have a great day,
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  Speaker 1: by kids.
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  Speaker 3: I want to come over and use your toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks and her nice team shower a very what I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had. I need to tell you how warm
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  Speaker 1: I feel about her. She is really the Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 8: She's like quintessential.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she really isn't. She set us all up for success,
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  Speaker 6: Like none of us have student loans at all because
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  Speaker 6: of my grandma.
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  Speaker 1: She looked at her grandma.
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  Speaker 6: You want to see her.
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  Speaker 1: She has gray hair and the beehive.
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  Speaker 6: Well, her hair is actually short, right, No, her hair
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  Speaker 6: short because it's growing back from the cancer that she
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  Speaker 6: just kicked.
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  Speaker 1: That ass wear glasses, she does glasses that has a
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  Speaker 1: pearl thing that holds the glasses up on her nose.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know what she does? Have purple streaks in
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  Speaker 6: her hair?
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  Speaker 1: Does she wear the page that doesn't look like I
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  Speaker 1: know grandma from here? That does not look does not
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  Speaker 1: looking at her grandma at all.
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  Speaker 6: That's my grandma.
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  Speaker 8: She looks good.
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  Speaker 1: That's your grandma. Yeah, most I'm trying to find other pictures.
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  Speaker 3: Thought this is more recent.
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  Speaker 6: That one's more recent, Like two different people.
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  Speaker 1: My mom and that's my grandma.
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  Speaker 3: This is I don't I mean they both look young,
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  Speaker 3: your mom and your grandma.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, but the grandma pictured there looks like her grandma.
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  Speaker 1: The first grand of picture was that her in her thirties?
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  Speaker 6: No, this was her profile picture from two years go?
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  Speaker 1: Answer, okay, yeah, well I mean there she looks like
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  Speaker 1: she's thirty.
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  Speaker 6: This was thirty, this was three years ago. Wow, this
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  Speaker 6: picture twenty two.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you. Let's post a picture of
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  Speaker 1: Peyton's grandma. It'll be up at John jay rich on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Thing is John Jayne.
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  Speaker 3: Rich are live on the Free iHeartRadio app?
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's a vibe for predictions?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys saw, but Big Fat
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  Speaker 6: Liar is on Netflix, which is like my childhood. So
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I should tell you if you are
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  Speaker 6: the biggest liar based on your zodiac.
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  Speaker 1: Sign, Big Fat Liar like Frankie Munya. Yeah, it's like.
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  Speaker 6: Number four on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: Movie is it really?
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  Speaker 6: I love that movie? Amanda vines like, say less, I
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  Speaker 6: think that's her right? And no, I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 1: There you watch it?
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  Speaker 6: It's such it is.
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  Speaker 1: You have Frankie in here many times where he I
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  Speaker 1: think he had a crush on her. They were like
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  Speaker 1: kind of a crush on each other.
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  Speaker 6: I love everything about that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so what is again you're gonna tell?
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  Speaker 6: I will tell you if you're a liar?
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  Speaker 1: Yep eight seven seven nine three seven what a four
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  Speaker 1: seven calls right now to get your signed Nicole, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: what's your sign?
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  Speaker 11: Good morning, my signing a libra just like Kyle.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, my libras. You guys come in at number nine
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  Speaker 6: on the list of being liars because you guys are
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  Speaker 6: cute when you lie. You guys have the type to
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  Speaker 6: like throw out a little wink, like, yeah, I definitely
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  Speaker 6: cooked that organic dinner four times last week. Wink. That's
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  Speaker 6: my libras.
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  Speaker 1: A fun liar, a fun liar, and we have fun here.
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  Speaker 15: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good one. I love it, all right, Nicole, Yeah, great, thanks,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Joe, what's you're signing?
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  Speaker 16: Good morning, Sco, good morning morning.
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  Speaker 6: All right, my scorpios, you guys actually come in dead
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  Speaker 6: last at liars. You guys are number twelve on the
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  Speaker 6: list because you scorpios, you struggle to lie. You guys
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  Speaker 6: actually tell the truth so hard that it actually hurts
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  Speaker 6: people's feelings ninety nine percent of the time.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right, you guys, keep it all right.
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful bit you too, Joe, Thank you for listening. Eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven nine seven one four seven Good morning November
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  Speaker 1: the Taurus.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning, how are you all right?
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  Speaker 6: So for my tours, you guys are number ten on
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  Speaker 6: the list, pretty far down. But honestly, this one's a
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  Speaker 6: little tricky for me because there are two types of Tauruses.
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  Speaker 6: One is going to look you in the eye and
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  Speaker 6: just dead lie to you or not even blink. Or
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  Speaker 6: Taurus is gonna tell you a lie and then immediately
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  Speaker 6: apologize because they feel really really.
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  Speaker 5: Bad about it.
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  Speaker 9: There's no.
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  Speaker 10: There's no one between you.
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  Speaker 1: Get one or the others exactly, alright.
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  Speaker 17: Okay, so lie in the moon.
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  Speaker 10: I got a joke for you, guys, kind of okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 10: So if him and Caitlin have twin daughters, what do
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  Speaker 10: you think grant one name him Anna? One and a two?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, and one and the two and the three Anna.
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  Speaker 6: That's totally because he's a drama. That's a good dad joke. Funny.
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  Speaker 1: November November, what do you for Pisces?
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  Speaker 6: Pisces coming in hot number two on the list. Pisces,
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  Speaker 6: you guys are such notorious liars that you don't even
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  Speaker 6: realize that you're lying half the time because you're literally
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  Speaker 6: de Lulu. And then when you tell Pisces that they're
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  Speaker 6: just full of it, they'll actually probably agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably right, how about for you, Leo.
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  Speaker 6: Leo's number four on the list. We're pretty high up
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  Speaker 6: there too, Leo's we love the dramatics. We're the type
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  Speaker 6: just to start a rumor to get that dramatic effect
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  Speaker 6: or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It's honestly twisted and we should stop.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: How about Virgo number three.
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  Speaker 6: John Jay, you beat us Leo's. I know, I know
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  Speaker 6: some people might find this as a shock, but honestly, Virgos,
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  Speaker 6: they're gonna lie to you for your benefit. They're here
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  Speaker 6: to help you, here to improve your life, so they
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  Speaker 6: need to twist the truth a little bit to be successful.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to do that.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense, that's ethical, all right. We don't know
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  Speaker 1: what number one is. Should wait? Go to the website if.
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  Speaker 6: Website because number one did not surprise me.
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  Speaker 1: Really, ye, our website is John Jay Rich dot com
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  Speaker 1: and you can find out who's the number one best liar.
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  Speaker 6: It's John Jay and Rich in freezing old sir sasday
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  Speaker 6: have a mediators guy, you say, way, boss.
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  Speaker 18: I hear the same.
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  Speaker 1: You know we can't figure them out either.
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  Speaker 5: John Jane Rich are live right now.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, John Jay and Rich can help you.
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  Speaker 15: Hi there, I was just listening to the podcast about
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  Speaker 15: the weird stories that your bosses asked you to do things,
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  Speaker 15: and I didn't know if it's jilli to share.
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  Speaker 1: No, First of all, thank you for listening to podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, tell us what'd your boss ask you
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  Speaker 1: to do that was really weird.
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  Speaker 11: I was a.
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  Speaker 15: Breastfeeding mom and my boss asked me if I could
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  Speaker 15: pump extra breast milk for him.
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  Speaker 19: To drink me because he heard it was so good
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  Speaker 19: for your.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, all kinds of did you do it?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't do it.
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  Speaker 15: Oh my god, what a weird looking for a new job.
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  Speaker 6: For the riot price. Absolutely, you can have my breast milks.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine now I would take that or how
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  Speaker 3: I would answer that question other than like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you're a creep and then.
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  Speaker 1: That that what do you do?
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  Speaker 15: I don't know he was such a creep, And actually
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  Speaker 15: I think I found out later he got fired from
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  Speaker 15: the job, and I think I found out later that
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  Speaker 15: he was like looking up naughty, naughty videos on his
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  Speaker 15: work laptop in an office.
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  Speaker 19: And now I totally imagine.
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  Speaker 15: Like he was probably watching moms like pumping or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so what is what is your name? Sarah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that is so interesting. You know, we because
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  Speaker 1: remember one time there was a lady got national press
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  Speaker 1: because she was making ice cream out of her breast milk,
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  Speaker 1: and we brought her in here and we tried it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember that, Rich? Yes? Yeah, So it's so
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  Speaker 1: it me ask you, is is breast milk healthy for you?
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  Speaker 4: I have one to up that about something crazy like
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  Speaker 4: that happening where people put something in their food and
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  Speaker 11: There is a girl I went to high school with.
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  Speaker 4: She had a baby and she saved her placenta, and
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  Speaker 4: in her and like, you know, catch up. She literally
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  Speaker 4: put her placenta like because she had like, uh, I
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  Speaker 4: guess dried it. I don't really know what it's called.
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  Speaker 4: And she put it in the spaghetti in like, uh,
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  Speaker 4: I don't I don't really know, but we all ate
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  Speaker 4: it without us even knowing.
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  Speaker 3: I think that would be something you would share with
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  Speaker 18: I do.
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  Speaker 20: But then it's almost like she was trying to give
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  Speaker 20: you super powers because you heard all of like the
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  Speaker 20: health benefits of doing that.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard a tradition of doing that. But you think
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  Speaker 3: you would inform your guests that's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, you would think you would want to like get
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  Speaker 20: some sort of consent for that, because it would be
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  Speaker 20: like a ceremony of you all bonding together.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to eat this placenta and we're gonna and
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  Speaker 1: I remember a long time. The first time I heard
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  Speaker 1: turned it into little pills yeah, turned the pills with right.
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  Speaker 8: I just remember Courtney Kardashian doing it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well I just looked it up. It said I
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  Speaker 6: said plus sent to health benefits, and it says that
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  Speaker 6: right now there's no proven health benefits and it actually
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  Speaker 6: carries potential riff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you you've heard of it as a tradition.
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  Speaker 3: Is sort of like it might even be certain certain
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  Speaker 6: Later on, I feel like, what is it that Jacob
• 19:17
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  Speaker 1: I'll I was like, oh my god, yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: year later, after they dealt with some grief, they probably
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have done it, but maybe a week after he
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  Speaker 1: was dying, Yeah, they did it.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, And you know, those post pregnancy hormones are are
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  Speaker 20: pretty wild, so you know, if she's sitting there reading articles.
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  Speaker 4: But I was so young, so I've been listening to
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  Speaker 4: like about to turn thirty four. And so she laughed though,
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  Speaker 4: like after we all got done eating our food and
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  Speaker 4: we were like, oh, this is so good, and she
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  Speaker 4: was like, hah, you ate my listen, gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: Diabolical.
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  Speaker 11: I think it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so could she be kidding or or no you
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  Speaker 3: think you really?
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  Speaker 4: No, she really did. Like we ended up getting proved
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  Speaker 4: she did the capsules. That's kind of like around the
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  Speaker 4: time when people started like doing the capsules. Uh, we
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  Speaker 4: were only nineteen, oh my younger.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, so it's it's been a while.
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  Speaker 4: It was a crazy experience.
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  Speaker 6: And like.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, it was good.
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  Speaker 12: Like I'm you know, I wouldn't even be opposed to
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  Speaker 12: eating placenta, like I thought to my husband I researched
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  Speaker 12: when I had our daughter. I was like, oh, should
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  Speaker 12: we do capsules because I've heard it's like good, like
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  Speaker 12: did like speed or like there was I think twenty
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  Speaker 12: of us.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, I would have cut her off. She
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, it's it's pretty diabolical, especially afterwards to laughing about.
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  Speaker 1: I would have.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So anyways, that that was my story. I just thought
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  Speaker 24: We We can't really get the girlfriend on because this
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  Speaker 1: the middle of War of the Roses. You've got this
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: married couple, Marcus and Tara. They are also in a thrupple.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, do we need to know the girl's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: name in the thrupple? Marcus? What's her name? Her NAMESA? Okay,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: so you got Marcus, Tara and Isa. Marcus and Tara
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: are married, but Lisa's now they're they're a thrupple person, right,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: however that works, and so your relationship with your wife.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You're allowed to be with Issa, but Lisa's not allowed
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: to be with anybody else, right, or she is allowed
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to Easa could do whatever she wants, right, Okay, So
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: now we're gonna call up Tara the wife and see
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: who she thinks might send her flowers.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of massive.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know there is, because Marcus thinks Tara's acting
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Marcus and Eta think Tara is acting weird. So two
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: people in the throatle think the third person is acting weird.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: There's something going on. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: If you're not the only person that's catching and clocking that,
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: then maybe there probably is something a little shady.
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  Speaker 2: There.
• 32:32
  Speaker 11: College then forwarded to an automatic voice message to nine.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, there is Tara available.
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  Speaker 4: Tarah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 20: Yeah, that's what I said, Tara. Okay, great, that's perfect.
• 32:55
  Speaker 20: You're exactly who I'm looking for. So my name is Keana.
• 32:58
  Speaker 20: I'm with this company were called J and R.
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  Speaker 4: Far.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just hoping to bring you some joy today.
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  Speaker 20: I'm a little actually kind of nervous making this call
• 33:05
  Speaker 20: because I just started here. I really need this job,
• 33:07
  Speaker 20: and I'm already kind of messing up. So I'm hoping
• 33:10
  Speaker 20: that I can make you smile when I tell you this,
• 33:13
  Speaker 20: and then hopefully maybe you can help me help you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Is that sound good?
• 33:18
  Speaker 24: Sure?
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: I know it's get your name.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: So my name is Keana. I work for Jan R.
• 33:23
  Speaker 20: Flowers, and somebody's actually trying to send you our pure
• 33:26
  Speaker 20: Passion booquet, which is like such an amazing bouquet. It's
• 33:29
  Speaker 20: like a dozen red roses. It comes in this beautiful vase.
• 33:33
  Speaker 20: It's really really great. We've got two of these going
• 33:35
  Speaker 20: out today, and I have two cards addressed to A Tara,
• 33:40
  Speaker 20: and I've mixed them up and I just want to
• 33:41
  Speaker 20: make sure you get the right one. So is there
• 33:43
  Speaker 20: any chance you would know who may be sending you
• 33:45
  Speaker 20: this so I can make sure to send them off
• 33:48
  Speaker 20: the right way and that you get your correct card.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: I know, right, that's right way.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: It's great news.
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, someone's sending me flowers and it's like.
• 33:59
  Speaker 14: Bro, is it is that everything?
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: Okay, well huh, it's one of two people. I'm pretty sure,
• 34:08
  Speaker 11: but now I'm not quite sure it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: It's either going to be a Marcus.
• 34:14
  Speaker 11: But if you don't see Marcus, it could be it's
• 34:20
  Speaker 11: a but I feel like she wouldn't do that because
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: of my ill seem anyway, I don't think it would
• 34:25
  Speaker 11: be her, because it could be like risky even what's
• 34:28
  Speaker 11: happening right whatever, it's it's on me, but it's it's
• 34:32
  Speaker 11: either Marcus or in Isa. But I kind of hope
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: it's as So, but it's probably Marcus.
• 34:39
  Speaker 24: Flowers, Sarah, Marcus, is that you?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: Hello?
• 34:46
  Speaker 24: Stop playing games?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Sarah?
• 34:49
  Speaker 24: Why did you just say that it would be risky
• 34:52
  Speaker 24: if it's a sensi Flowers?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: You know she is not allowed to do that.
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: There's a lady here a second ago?
• 34:57
  Speaker 14: What is going on right now?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: Literally, what what the is spending right now?
• 35:02
  Speaker 13: Hello?
• 35:06
  Speaker 24: You just exposed something because it is not even supposed
• 35:10
  Speaker 24: to be giving you.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Gifts like that? You know that?
• 35:12
  Speaker 24: So why are you even acting like you two have
• 35:15
  Speaker 24: something going on behind my back?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Tara?
• 35:17
  Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, Like, what is even happening right now?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Well, let me explain that that you're on the radio.
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: Why is Marcus on the phone?
• 35:23
  Speaker 14: I am so okay, you can't.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Tell you right now. You're on the radio. You're on
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: J and R. Flower stands for a John Jay and
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Rich radio show. Hither so you're on the radio. But
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: go ahead, you two, go ahead, we'll just listen.
• 35:33
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, Okay, okay, Marcus.
• 35:36
  Speaker 20: I was worried about whether or not you had somebody
• 35:38
  Speaker 20: else in your life because you felt you being distant.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: You're not okay, you're not even a real flower lady.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: No, sorry, what the fun?
• 35:45
  Speaker 11: Jesus Christ Okay, Marcus, this is not how I wanted
• 35:50
  Speaker 11: this to go down. Please believe me when I say
• 35:52
  Speaker 11: that this is not what I wanted to happen.
• 35:55
  Speaker 13: At all, because lately, honestly, you've been acting weird this
• 36:03
  Speaker 13: then you've been having your phone and now you're saying
• 36:06
  Speaker 13: stuff like like like I don't.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Want to.
• 36:11
  Speaker 11: Stop stop stop top, Like I didn't really want you
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: to find out this way.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I am so.
• 36:16
  Speaker 21: Sorry.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: It's like tweaky, freaking weird like Twilight.
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: So sh what is even happening?
• 36:24
  Speaker 24: Okay, okay, what the don't want me to find out?
• 36:27
  Speaker 11: I say it?
• 36:27
  Speaker 21: I can't even say it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 14: I can't even say.
• 36:29
  Speaker 21: This is so weird.
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: Okay, we're like together now. I know it's weird.
• 36:34
  Speaker 21: I know it's weird.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: I know, like what we were doing was like cool
• 36:37
  Speaker 11: and everything, but like we now like have feelings for
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: each other.
• 36:42
  Speaker 24: What do you mean you have feelings for each other?
• 36:43
  Speaker 24: You're already in a relationship with her and me, so why.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Are you jealous?
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: I know, but it's not.
• 36:51
  Speaker 11: It's just it's become different now, it's become different, and
• 36:55
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, and I know this is weird, but like
• 36:57
  Speaker 11: I don't think we want you.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: What do you mean you?
• 37:00
  Speaker 11: We don't want you in the mix anymore.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: What Like I'm falling and.
• 37:07
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, I forgot there's even an audience here.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: This is so weird.
• 37:11
  Speaker 11: Okay, oh my god, because this is gonna be on
• 37:13
  Speaker 11: the radio like when people are driving in their cars.
• 37:17
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.
• 37:21
  Speaker 11: Okay, listen, Okay, let me just I'm dancing around it
• 37:25
  Speaker 11: because I'm so nervous.
• 37:26
  Speaker 25: I'm falling in love with her.
• 37:28
  Speaker 11: I love her like I want to be with her,
• 37:30
  Speaker 11: and I appreciate you, and I know what we were
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: doing was cool with all of us, but now it's
• 37:36
  Speaker 11: not really like working. And I know we've been together recently,
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: but neither of us are even into it anymore. We
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: don't even really want to be with guys at all.
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: We just want to be with each other. Okay, I
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: said it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 24: So you go behind my back and you start your
• 37:52
  Speaker 24: own relationship.
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: Wait a minute, I didn't go behind your back. You
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: invited her in too, our relationship ship. So don't turn
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: this around and spin it on me like I am
• 38:04
  Speaker 11: doing something dishonest, because hello, have we not all been
• 38:08
  Speaker 11: together for quite a while now?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: This is crazy?
• 38:13
  Speaker 24: He still literally told me that you were acting different.
• 38:16
  Speaker 11: No, she was right, yeah, because she didn't want to
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: like be the one to like, we didn't want you
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: to find out.
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 38:25
  Speaker 11: Maybe it was thought this would be like a shasee
• 38:27
  Speaker 11: or like we would just you know, maybe it was
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: just like an initial thing. Maybe it would wear off,
• 38:32
  Speaker 11: but it's not.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: So so Issa kind of played Marcus a little bit too,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: because she's like, I don't know why Terror's acting like.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: So.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys got to sit down, the three
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: of you and probably let Marcus in on what his
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: futures like.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Right, he wasn't both his girls that's got hurt.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's true.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Nothing, it was exciting what lasted my friend. But anyway,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: okay with fire, thanks for jumping on the air with us.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't interesting life you guys have. But thank you both.
• 39:03
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank you for thanking me. Because I
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: didn't jump on y'all framed me and set me up.
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: I was not expecting.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Well, Marcus today, we're just a messager do such a thing. Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 20: Well, I mean the good news is is like you
• 39:15
  Speaker 20: probably never knew how to talk to your husband about it,
• 39:17
  Speaker 20: and now it's like it's out there and you can
• 39:19
  Speaker 20: feel like a little weight off your shoulders.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Marcus, how are you are you? Are you in shock?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I believe Marcus, I believe you're in shock. I can't
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: believe that happening right now. I mean, dude, it's a threstle,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: So you gotta believe you have to expect something like
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: that that happen. Yeah, yeah, I gotta believe that's very
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: common in the throuble situation. Happens a lot. I mean,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: it didn't mind what I was.
• 39:40
  Speaker 13: Going to say.
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: I don't know if what's happening is common. It certainly
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: was kind of a shock to me.
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: But we are, we are in the valley.
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: There's been weird things knowing to happen.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You got it right, Well, thank you both to go
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: to there with us. Congratulations to your love Karen.
• 39:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Marcus, I guess let's just talk when.
• 39:56
  Speaker 14: I get home tonight.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Good idea, Okay, thank you, thank you guys. All right,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that's where the roses. John J.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Rich So, April, good morning, you're on the air.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: How are you? Thanks for holding thank you.
• 40:16
  Speaker 13: I'm good. How are you?
• 40:18
  Speaker 14: Oh you know, I got a lot going on?
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like yeah, like.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Black what a black What? Oh?
• 40:35
  Speaker 18: So you know what?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Sorry, leave her alone. Go ahead, let's go a house.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: What's going on, April Black? What?
• 40:50
  Speaker 21: Well?
• 40:51
  Speaker 14: You know I'm calling because my family has just been
• 40:55
  Speaker 14: on my back for quite a while.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Okay about.
• 41:02
  Speaker 14: Okay, I've been single for about a year and I
• 41:05
  Speaker 14: am really, really, really enjoying it. I feel like I'm
• 41:07
  Speaker 14: getting to know myself for the first time. But they
• 41:12
  Speaker 14: don't love it. My parents think that the longer I'm single,
• 41:19
  Speaker 14: the more likely it is that they will end up
• 41:23
  Speaker 14: with no grandkids. And that's just unfathomable to them.
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: And so.
• 41:28
  Speaker 14: I finally got tired of it. It was like a
• 41:30
  Speaker 14: call every day. So I created an AI bot and
• 41:36
  Speaker 14: I've been dating him.
• 41:38
  Speaker 20: And this AI bought somehow appeases your family because they
• 41:42
  Speaker 20: don't know it's an AI.
• 41:43
  Speaker 14: Bought or what exactly. I gave him everything, I gave
• 41:47
  Speaker 14: him a name. I have all these fun details about
• 41:50
  Speaker 14: him that you'd know if you were dating someone. And
• 41:53
  Speaker 14: I told him that he's a travel photographer, which explains
• 41:56
  Speaker 14: why he's never around, and they I are just eating
• 42:01
  Speaker 14: it up.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: What happens when you when it's time for the holidays.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: She's got a year for that they broke up when.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't think she's alone. I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: think a lot of people do this.
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: That's what I've been hearing a lot about exactly.
• 42:15
  Speaker 14: And I thought I had until the holidays just sort
• 42:18
  Speaker 14: of figure that out. You know, we had a bad breakup.
• 42:20
  Speaker 14: Except now my sister just told me that she booked
• 42:25
  Speaker 14: this really fancy restaurant for my birthday and she's insisting
• 42:29
  Speaker 14: that he come. So my deadline has moved up.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Oh break Can you find somebody on the dating site
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: that resembles your AI bought and then just have them
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: play the part and then you guys will actually fall
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: in love like every good rom com.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 14: That was my first idea, and I think it's a
• 42:48
  Speaker 14: good plan, right. I was wondering if if it's better
• 42:51
  Speaker 14: to do that or but I'm scared that that they'll
• 42:55
  Speaker 14: find out that he'll slip up or something like that.
• 42:57
  Speaker 14: Would have to be a good actor. I could kill
• 43:01
  Speaker 14: him off.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you break up the.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: How do you kill him off?
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: To the funeral?
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Today?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Joy so extreme?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: You taking a selfie with a leopard, you as a
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: travel photographer and the leopard it happened.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: That just happened to the girl in China the snow leopard.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: Didn't you see that? Yes, yeah, there was a girl
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: in China. They were hiking. Isn't Appalachian Mountain somewhere over there?
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: I don't know. They were in the mountains where the
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: snow mountains.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It was a big story in Stacks and Hacks a
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: few weeks ago. Yeah, she took us ago, just attact.
• 43:35
  Speaker 14: That's so scary though, but it happened. I don't think
• 43:38
  Speaker 14: that makes sense.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: Kill off the AI Chatbop boyfriend, you're going to be had.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I like your extreme love of what you saw. He
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: was mean to a dog, and so you ended it
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and that was it, and then no one's gonna question. Okay.
• 43:53
  Speaker 14: I was just scared to hire somebody or find somebody
• 43:56
  Speaker 14: on a dating app, because then I showed them picture
• 44:00
  Speaker 14: that I generated.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: You're not falling for this a I bought, are you?
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Because that's another good realm. Come, she gave all our money?
• 44:10
  Speaker 14: Really bad idea on my part. I'm so far.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: No, she created him and he scammed her out all
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: our money. Oh no, all right, well you're in the
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: tough vine too, man. Well thanks for calling in April.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me totally.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I mean it's I think what you're going through right
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: now is actually going to be more common than we think,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: especially now when you can put your chap out, you
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: put the personality into a humanoid robot, and then you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: have a person They're gonna be more and more so.
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, once they start releasing those robots.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: That's the future. All right, April, thanks for listening.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: You want to know about bad experiences that you met
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: with celebrities. For example, you don't want to meet your
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: heroes because it's so way sad, and that's what happened
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: with all over the news, which Chappelle ron when she
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: met was eleven year old girl. I was such a nightmare.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So we want to know about the time you met
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: your hero, Melissa. What happened to you?
• 45:10
  Speaker 21: Hi?
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: So I met Vince Neil and I'd always been like
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: a huge fan of Motley Crew and stuff, so I
• 45:18
  Speaker 10: had the opportunity to tour around LA and the California
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: area with Vince Neil. It was his solo band. When
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: you know, Martley who had broken up, was around I
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: think two thousand and two, and I went and before
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: he showed up, I went in his dressing room. We
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: were all kind of, you know, mingling around there, and
• 45:40
  Speaker 10: I had to go to the bathroom really badly, and
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: I'm like, I can't go out there. There's no other place.
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: I'm going to go in here, and everyone said, no, no,
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: that's Vince Neil's bathroom.
• 45:49
  Speaker 13: You can't use that.
• 45:49
  Speaker 10: And I was like, oh, we've got two options, folks.
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: It's either going to use it or it's going to
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: be a problem. So I went in the bathroom and
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: right when I was finishing up, Vince comes in to
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: the main area and this looks at me and I'm like,
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: I'm so sorry using your restroom. He's like, oh, no,
• 46:07
  Speaker 10: that's okay. It's nice to meet too, And he was
• 46:09
  Speaker 10: really friendly at first. And I hung out with those guys,
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: think about a couple of weeks, went to different places
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: in LA and then I thought we were in like
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: we were old homies and like we were in pretty
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: tight and stuff, like everything was good, and I met
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: the I think it was James Hunting and Brent Woods
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: and stuff, and they were great guys, so I thought
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: I was in the mix with them. And then the
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: last day and I forgot what venue we were at
• 46:39
  Speaker 10: but he was like an hour and a half late.
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: Something happened on the road. He didn't show up forever
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: and everyone was waiting. Finally he walks in with some
• 46:50
  Speaker 10: porn star and sits down and we're all there and
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: he starts screaming and looks at me and says, I
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: don't know if you are yeah here, get out and leave.
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: And I thought he was going to start like throwing
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: this stuff and completely lost it and looked at me
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: and raged, and I was just like dumbfounded, like you've
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: got to be kidding me.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: This is a nice guy that you know your bathroom.
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: I didn't even poop it was, but I was like,
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: I was so dumb founded. Everybody had told me, warned
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: me about him.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, something, I mean, you were with it
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: for three weeks. He's probably like enough, I don't know
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: who you are. I mean, at some point you know,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: like go.
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: Go right didn't, But in my mind we were like
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: old friends. And I had a whole image of my
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: mind and I thought, you're other three.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Weeks with you? Are you traveling with them? Are you
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: staying with them a hotel? Are you sleeping with them?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Are you getting intimate with them.
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: No I, which I do have a hilarious story, but
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: I but not on the air, but of that. But no,
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: I didn't hook up with anybody. I didn't sleep with anyone.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: I sold her T shirts, even blotted his head after one.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Of the shows, and like, just so there's a famous saying,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: my dad, you've seen this all the time. Fish in
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: guests both smell after three days, You're there three weeks
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: hanging out with them non stop. Twenty four seven, he
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: was like, enough with this woman. Enough. She's taking in
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: my bathroom, she's blotting my sweat away from me, she's
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: looking at my porn star. Dat all weird get out.
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: It may have been from one of the one of
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: the venues the you remember the Manchow Juggies, the Manchow.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I do remember the man I never saw, but I
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: know the Man Show, Jimmy Kimble show. Yeah, yeah, Oh,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: one of the juggies and girls that jumps on jampoline
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 10: They came back stage one time and they're like, we're
• 48:44
  Speaker 10: doing girls, girls, girls, you need to come out and
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: dance with us. I'm like cool. So I went out
• 48:51
  Speaker 10: there with them and totally got staged. Right and ran
• 48:54
  Speaker 10: off stage.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so he's like, why do I want her around?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: She doesn't jump off stage with us, she does she
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: uses my bathroom. Okay, it's a hold online, hold on
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: on line, Thank you, Marina. Tell us why don't you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: want to meet your heroes?
• 49:08
  Speaker 11: Well, let me just tell you. I met miss Ellen
• 49:11
  Speaker 11: Degenerous at a meet and greet back in like twenty
• 49:15
  Speaker 11: ten before we even took the photo with the meet
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: and greet. Someone from her little aposse, you know, her
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: like team.
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: Comes up to me and literally.
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: Says, and I'll remember it clear as day. She goes,
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: don't talk, don't touch, just smile, and then she like
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: pushed me over to Ellen. Ellen stood there like a weirdo,
• 49:33
  Speaker 11: didn't say a word. They took the picture, and I
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: just was like walked away, thinking like, what the hell
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: is that?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: What I mean those people? That's not her though? Right?
• 49:46
  Speaker 19: No, But I have a little side story.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, here we go.
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: Right, So, back when I was living in Los Angeles,
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: my friend was a waitress at this little cafe where
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: Ellen frequented. Well, my friend never waited on her until
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: this one day, apparently because she had chipped nail polish,
• 50:06
  Speaker 11: not like wretched manicure, but just a few chips in
• 50:09
  Speaker 11: her nail polish. After my friend waited on Ellen, Ellen
• 50:13
  Speaker 11: complained to the manager about her manager being chipped and
• 50:18
  Speaker 11: immediately said, you need to fire her.
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: That's not okay.
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: And my friend lost her job because that one did that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: That's terrible.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I gotta tell you, okay. On the flip side
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: of that, rich and I met Ellen and she was
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: very nice.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was very very nice. I thought she had
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: very nice eyes.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: She was beautiful eyed.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there have been a lot of reports.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: But you have to share your experience, and she has
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: beautifulized because.
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: You guys are like in the industry, they don't have.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: And that too, I guess, but I get the nails.
• 50:50
  Speaker 11: Maybe she's nice to people who can like do things
• 50:53
  Speaker 11: for her.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Don't bring me my food with chip nails. Well, thank
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you Marina, thanks for sharing that story.
• 51:03
  Speaker 11: Thanks for taking my car.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: I love you, guys, I love you too.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, please do.
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: I will don't complain about my manicure if I ever
• 51:13
  Speaker 11: meet Let's just make.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Sure and I wear an open toe shoes like that.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you. And Matt, what's your story?
• 51:20
  Speaker 24: Who'd you meet that was rude, dude. I met Kanye
• 51:23
  Speaker 24: West at a hotel in Miami. It's like two o'clock
• 51:27
  Speaker 24: in the morning. The lobby's empty, so it's just like
• 51:30
  Speaker 24: me and him, and I'm thinking, this is my moment.
• 51:33
  Speaker 24: So i go up to him and I'm like, hey man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 24: I'm a big fan. He just stares at me like
• 51:38
  Speaker 24: like I don't even exist. So I'm standing there. It's
• 51:42
  Speaker 24: awkward as hell, and I'm just waiting for anything. Then
• 51:45
  Speaker 24: he leans over to me and he says, don't talk
• 51:49
  Speaker 24: to me unless you're adding something to my energy.
• 51:52
  Speaker 11: And I'm like, like, bro, what if that even mean?
• 51:56
  Speaker 24: I just wanted a picture, not a vibe check.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. But like, your energy is everything though,
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: So did you feel like super insecure after? Because I
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: would if Kanye told me my energy was out of whack,
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: I would be feeling something.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: I would be like, you just ruined my energy.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: I'm like, how energy is I always out of whack
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: and it's really bad most of the time.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: That I would feel completely honored if Kanye said that's
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the fact that he acknowledged you, he feel felt you.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, he looked at you. I think that would
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: be so awesome. Totally, I totally.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: You got to imagine that could go any way. He
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: could have been your best friend, you could have been,
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: you know, living with him, or he could have shut
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: you down like that. You don't know what Kanye gonna get,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: but you got a moment. Embrace it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Matt, Now he's lost his energy. Thanks for
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: calling in, dude lost everybody, Wow, I'm on Kanye's side.
• 52:56
  Speaker 21: No.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Seven seven nine one four seven. We want to know
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: about you know, you met your celebrity hero and it
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: just was not what you expected.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: To down Jane Ridge, that's your part of the show
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: this morning.
• 53:06
  Speaker 15: No worries.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: It's all there on iHeartRadio.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I got a DM from Amy about it, and it
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: made me think about something we have to do on
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the air. Amy's out the line, but first, here's what
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: we're going to get into. How'd you use a fork?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Because everybody's got a fork story. Everybody's going after Amy's DM.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I realized everyone's got a fork story. Yay, what's your
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: fork story? Amy? Good morning? Okay.
• 53:30
  Speaker 25: So randomly we had like a picture and I was
• 53:36
  Speaker 25: like fixing it. And when I fixed it, I noticed
• 53:38
  Speaker 25: that there was like these four prongs, like these little
• 53:41
  Speaker 25: dots that were in the wall. And my little brother
• 53:44
  Speaker 25: he was just mischievous and he had like an airsoft gun.
• 53:48
  Speaker 25: He like put a hole in my mom's bran new
• 53:49
  Speaker 25: fridge one time. So I thought this was like something
• 53:52
  Speaker 25: that my brother did, and he's trying to cover it up.
• 53:54
  Speaker 25: So I go to my mom because like I'm the oldest,
• 53:56
  Speaker 25: and I like to tall to tell because I'm petty
• 53:58
  Speaker 25: like that. And she's like, well, what actually happened was
• 54:03
  Speaker 25: your stepfather and I were having a conversation and he pissed.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: Me off, and she threw a fork at him and.
• 54:09
  Speaker 25: He dodged it and it went probably about fifty feet
• 54:12
  Speaker 25: and landed straight into the wall.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: In his forehead like a ninja. Yeah, it's that. And
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: after seeing that, I was like, after reading your text
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: or your DM, I was like, man, that's exactly a
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Kyle story, except it hit before him.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: I didn't did. I just actually just stabbed it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 24: Oh you.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: It's more violent every time, but had more hostile back
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: then with your long arms you got, you couldn't stop it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Could He could have been in the backyard and she
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: could have got.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Her arms side Well, thank you, Amy, everyone's got a
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: fork story.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: But he's got a fork story.
• 54:50
  Speaker 25: Everyone has to have a fork story. I mean, it's
• 54:53
  Speaker 25: just it's a thing. It's easy to grab and stab.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Let's throw grab.
• 55:00
  Speaker 21: He's got a real rate.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, Amy, I have a great day.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Eight nine four seven because Kyle story,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: and then Peyton your story, because that's what happened, was
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: like your ear storre you threw it at your sister.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, me and my sister got into it and
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: she threw a fork at me and it hit my
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: forehead right in the middle.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Really yeah.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: And then rich you said you have a foce.
• 55:21
  Speaker 13: I do.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: And Stacy's my witness for this. I don't think that
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I get really mad at a bunch of things. But
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: one thing that I find myself always being hostile at
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: is really bad phone customer service. And I had had
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: a credit card stolen and I'm going through all these
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you sure
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: And I take this fork because I'm eating, I chuck
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: it across the room with my left hand as hard
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: as I can. And the mystery is that we have
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: never found that fork. It has just gone somewhere. I've
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: looked under couches, I've looked in walls. I don't know
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: where the fork went, but lost mysh through a fork.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Still don't know where it is somewhere in the middle
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: of my kitchen and family room.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: What's your fork story? Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: one oh four seven. I've never told this. My FOURK
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: story is not exciting, but I do have a fork stort.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a four story. It's a four story.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: So I went to when I was like, I just
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: got out of college and I got my first job.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Long story short. I was seeing a therapist right but
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I called him a success coach. He was supposed to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: make me successful. And I was sitting like on a
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: couch like you would with a shrink, and he wants
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: me to write down my earliest childhood memory. And I remember,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: this is like my earliest childhood memory. I remember getting
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: out a blue tricycle and I lived in Tucson on
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: thirty yeth Street and twenty ninth Street was the really
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: busy street. I remember getting on my tricycle and I'm
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: riding my bike on my tricycle by myself, and I'm
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: going around the block and I'm going and I find
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: a fork and I pick it up like it's treasure.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe. I was like, I held it in
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: my hand, and I remember driving home, riding my tricycle
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: home with a fork, and I brought it home and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: my mom was like, what do got a fork? And
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: it's like dirty, so away, and it was my treasure.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: That's like my earliest memory. It's not an exciting story,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: but I have a fork story, much like.
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: The Little Mermaid. Your forklus that happened a little more fork?
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: Who's a dingle hopper?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: What? Yeah, I don't know, that's just her.
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: She thinks it's a brush, like I've.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Never seen little murmurid like many things, John Jay, You're
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: just like the Little Mermaid.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven, nine three seven, one oh four seven.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: We want to hear your fork story. That is next
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: with John Jay and Rich everybody's got a fork story, Tom,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: what's your fork story?
• 57:38
  Speaker 26: Hey, good morning? Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll
• 57:40
  Speaker 26: never forget for the rest of my days. I was
• 57:43
  Speaker 26: a freshman in high school working in a dietary department
• 57:47
  Speaker 26: at a retirement home. I was serving a gentleman retired veteran,
• 57:51
  Speaker 26: and we didn't have the right kind of insure for him.
• 57:55
  Speaker 26: I only had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I
• 57:58
  Speaker 26: kept trying to in since we ate, we don't have
• 58:00
  Speaker 26: and you stabbed me with the fork.
• 58:02
  Speaker 24: Oh my god, in my.
• 58:08
  Speaker 26: Thought, Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg. It was
• 58:10
  Speaker 26: bleeding out a little bit. I went back. They cleaned
• 58:13
  Speaker 26: it up, and they're like, hey, get back to.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Work, so I'll forget, or I won't forget for the
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: rest of my life.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You got like four little marks on your leg or
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: five little marks.
• 58:26
  Speaker 26: No, I still got it. I got too left on there.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Tom, Thanks brother Amanda. Everybody's got a fork story.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: What's yours?
• 58:34
  Speaker 19: So we went to Westgate for a friend of ours
• 58:39
  Speaker 19: fortieth birthday a nail and an ex girlfriend of his
• 58:45
  Speaker 19: showed up and the new girlfriend did not take too
• 58:48
  Speaker 19: kindly to this. And the one that's like evening when
• 58:52
  Speaker 19: we were out there, we were at dinner and I
• 58:54
  Speaker 19: jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could
• 58:57
  Speaker 19: always shank her in the bathroom with a fork. And
• 59:01
  Speaker 19: the next thing I know, they both kind of like
• 59:04
  Speaker 19: at separate times, went to the restroom and the ex
• 59:08
  Speaker 19: girlfriend came back holding a fork and she handed it
• 59:11
  Speaker 19: to our friend whose birthday it was, and he's like,
• 59:14
  Speaker 19: your girlfriend just handed this to me in the bathroom
• 59:16
  Speaker 19: and asked if I could bring it back to the table.
• 59:19
  Speaker 19: And I just thought it was so funny. And she
• 59:22
  Speaker 19: and I, like the new girlfriend and I became such
• 59:24
  Speaker 19: good friends. I actually have a pair of fork earrings
• 59:27
  Speaker 19: that I'm wearing today that reminds me of her always.
• 59:32
  Speaker 19: So when you guys said that, I was like, oh
• 59:34
  Speaker 19: my god, I'm wearing my furk earrings today.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: That is perfect. That is a perfect story. Wow, she's
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: wearing her right.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: I put them on this morning and I was like, no, way,
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Like that's perfect.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: But though she didn't go to the bathroom and stab
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: her right, she didn't hand you the fork backroom, you
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: know she blood?
• 59:55
  Speaker 19: He didn't she ran it?
• 59:56
  Speaker 22: Yeah, no, she ran into the bathroom.
• 59:58
  Speaker 19: She's like, oh, here, could you do picks us back
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 19: to the table for me, and the other girl had
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 19: no idea what she was.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: It was just so funny.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 19: When she came back, I was like, oh, my god.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: That's so clever.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Well, thanks for calling in.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Everyone got a story night, Thanks Amanda, Melissa, what's your
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: fourth story?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 17: So what my daughter she's sixteen now, but when she
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 17: was like nine, we were on vacation in California and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 17: San Diego and she just she wanted to bring this
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 17: s fork with her on vacation and it just kept
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 17: popping up and she's.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 16: Just like, I just feel like we need to bring
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 16: this fork with us, Like I have this core memory
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 16: of us walking back from the beach to where we parked,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 16: and I found the fork in one of the pockets
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 16: of the stroller and she's like, I just I feel
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 16: like we.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Need to have it.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, okay, what does she know? It is
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 16: this premonation, like are we gonna need to like protect
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 16: ourselves with this fort.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 10: It was so random, and I.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 16: Just texted her I wish she was in the car
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 16: and he dropped her off and I was wondering if
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 16: I was wondering if she remember remembered it and what
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 16: she recalled, like what was her top process was in anxiety?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, it was.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 16: It was so random, but we all supported her and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 16: that We're like, okay, you can bring the fork.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Well, see, everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: fork story, not the violet guind we've been taking. We'll
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Gerald?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 24: Hey, what's up?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: John J.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: Rich?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: What's your story?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: When I was a kid.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: So, when I was a kid, me and my neighbor
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: got into a flight in my backyard and there was
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: a barbecue you know, those those barbecue forks, the too prunk.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: So I chucked it. I chucked it at him and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: it hit and it and it literally hid his nose
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: and stuck, but he didn't stab his eyes. And you
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: know the sidi where your nose and your eyes are,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: and it stood right there on his nose and everything.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: And he was like what, I'm like, dude, did he
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: cut you? He goes, no, dude, it's just like it
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: caught my nose stop before it went into my eyes.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: That's a perfect shot.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: it freaked me out because I was trying to get
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: hit him in the face, you know, and it's just
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: like and he's just like, what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Look it stopped and I and it literally caught the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: bridge of his nose and just stopped right before his eyes, right,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: you know, with the corner of your eyes are. And yeah,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I got I got yelled at.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Sure, you know I don't do that.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: My mom and dad and his parents like, no more
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: nice playing.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text there.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: When I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations, decorations,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: but fascinations. You get decorations, the savors you get decorations
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: is a digger in getting us that savors getting a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: decoration for her apartment. She was my cousin. I found
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  Speaker 1: a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long. I
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  Speaker 1: still have it today, and it's moved with me over
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  Speaker 1: the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for a
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  Speaker 1: giant spoon. Here's another text. When I was younger, my
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  Speaker 1: best friend lived with me. My mom would make chicken
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  Speaker 1: and rice. I always would give my best friend my chicken,
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  Speaker 1: and I would always take her rice. One night, I
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  Speaker 1: went to get the rice off her plate. She thought
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  Speaker 1: I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed me with
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  Speaker 1: a forg in my thigh. No, everyone's got a fork
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  Speaker 1: star deal.
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  Speaker 13: And Rich called the show at eight seven seven ninety seven.
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  Speaker 14: Four to seven.
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  Speaker 1: Hi Jenny, Hi, you sent us a text. I understand
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  Speaker 1: I did. What was it about?
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  Speaker 23: I wanted to get your guys's take on a situation
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  Speaker 23: I found myself in this weekend. Settle an argument if
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  Speaker 23: you will. Okay, So I was hanging out with my
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  Speaker 23: husband this weekend and then he's like, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 23: play my video game for a little while, which I
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  Speaker 23: already like, don't love. It's not my favorite thing about
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  Speaker 23: him that he chooses to play a video game when
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  Speaker 23: he could be hanging out with me. But then he
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  Speaker 23: hits me with I have a pregnant wife on this
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  Speaker 23: video game, so I need to go see how she's doing.
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  Speaker 23: And I was like, what, wait a second, this must
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  Speaker 23: be some form of infidelity here because I am also
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  Speaker 23: his pregnant wife in real life, and.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 23: I was like, what, Like, I gotta get somebody else's
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  Speaker 23: opinion on.
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  Speaker 1: This, Like when you say his pregnant wife, is that
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  Speaker 1: somebody who's playing with or is that the game? On
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: the game? There's a pregnant wife.
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  Speaker 11: On game?
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  Speaker 10: And that was his argument. He's like, it's not a
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  Speaker 10: real person.
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  Speaker 23: It's just like the computer.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the character he's playing is what game is
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  Speaker 1: he playing?
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  Speaker 23: I don't know, it's some weird old timey game.
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  Speaker 24: He said.
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  Speaker 23: He's like building a settlement.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like a Dungeons and Dragons thing Fortnite maybe a.
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  Speaker 10: Little bit like that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 23: He was like building houses, and like what I was gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Say, Sims, Sims, it does sound like if you have
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  Speaker 3: a whole life where you've got a you know.
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  Speaker 6: A.
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  Speaker 20: So you think, but maybe is he if it is
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  Speaker 20: a Sims, you're kind of simulating maybe his own life,
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  Speaker 20: and so maybe he's building a house like your house,
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  Speaker 20: and in the game he doesn't want to be without you,
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  Speaker 20: So could this be a good thing?
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  Speaker 8: He wants his pregnant wife with him in the game
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  Speaker 8: when he's playing.
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  Speaker 23: That could be that's a good that's a good, positive perspective.
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  Speaker 23: But then I was like, you're gonna go hang out
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  Speaker 23: with your pregnant wife, But like I'm here not doing anything.
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  Speaker 6: Because that's what I'm like, I'm like if he's treating
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  Speaker 6: you're his pregnant wife on the game better than he's
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  Speaker 6: treating you, and then there's a big problem there.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like he's playing Call of Duty like Call
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  Speaker 1: of Duty, like he would have a pregnant wife as
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  Speaker 1: he goes in Rob's banks and kills people and then
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  Speaker 1: comes back. I feel like that would be a storyline
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  Speaker 1: on Call of Duty. But I'm not sure. But but
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  Speaker 1: so you're actually the game, you're texting us like kind
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  Speaker 1: of to be funny, like I'm in this funny situation.
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  Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 23: I told him, I'm like, because we were kind of disagreeing,
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  Speaker 23: he was like, I'm not doing anything wrong, and I
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  Speaker 23: was like, I don't know. This is like a little
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  Speaker 23: I think you're in the wrong here, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 23: I'm gonna call John.
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  Speaker 10: Jambrich to get there.
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  Speaker 24: Well, for one, for one thing, he liked it, I
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  Speaker 24: think you'd rather him.
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  Speaker 1: Have a pregnant wife on the video game than another
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  Speaker 1: pregnant wife. So down the street, yes, right, absolutely.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, although I don't know why that's the option. But
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  Speaker 3: what he should do is he should be taking you
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  Speaker 3: out because you're a pregnant lady, and you're probably hungry
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  Speaker 3: right now, so he should be taking you to eat somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Then go play your video game after mom's taken care
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  Speaker 3: of me, So tell him to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Where's your husband right now?
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  Speaker 23: He's at work.
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  Speaker 1: What's he doing for a living?
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  Speaker 25: He's a police officer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so we can't call him. I'd love to call
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  Speaker 1: him and just kind of find out what game he's playing.
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  Speaker 23: I mean, we can try.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know if he'll answer though.
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  Speaker 1: What part of the town is he in?
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  Speaker 15: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: He said he had to drive really far away today
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  Speaker 10: for something.
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  Speaker 1: If we call him and he's like.
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  Speaker 9: In the middle of chasing a criminal's wife, just a
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  Speaker 9: video game hapse, Oh, Jenny, Well, congratulations of being pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: It must be a great guy.
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  Speaker 11: He is.
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  Speaker 23: He is, and it's kind of more so a silly,
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  Speaker 23: silly argument, but I wanted to see what you guys
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  Speaker 23: thought about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he needs to take you out and then he
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  Speaker 3: can go play.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's cool, but it's call of duty. He's
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  Speaker 1: just practicing the real, real life stuff. He's a cop
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  Speaker 1: and he's probably chasing purpose and call of duty, and
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  Speaker 1: he's got his pregnant wife.
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  Speaker 27: He's got a acted at home, got dying to know
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  Speaker 27: what gameing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you find out, let us know and thank
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  Speaker 1: you for calling in. But he's a good guys, just
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: a video game, just the hormones talking.
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  Speaker 23: Yes, yes, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I have a great day.
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  Speaker 23: Okay, thanks you too.
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  Speaker 1: Me MIxS the host this game, Katrina, Good morning, Good morning, Katrina.
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  Speaker 1: You're playing for some Teddy Swims tickets.
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  Speaker 18: You guys were playing Noise Machine today. I like the
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  Speaker 18: theme my games. We've got Teddy Swims tickets. So the
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  Speaker 18: theme is things that swim.
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  Speaker 1: Love it, things that.
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  Speaker 18: Swim, things and water. Okay, we're gonna start things off
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  Speaker 18: with John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say, that sounds to me like Teddy Swims. No,
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  Speaker 1: that must be a dolphin or a whale, or a
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  Speaker 1: seal or a walrus. Walris, you're gonna go with walrus Walris.
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  Speaker 18: I'm sorry, John Jay. That's incorrect and very close. It
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  Speaker 18: is something that likes to swim. It's a sea turtle.
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  Speaker 6: You know that's that's a very instinct noise you know it.
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  Speaker 27: Now, Okay, moving on, Rich Barra, Well, I mean that
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  Speaker 27: sounds like a dinosaur and you would put a dinosaur
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  Speaker 27: on there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but maybe that is a one of those pigmy hippos.
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  Speaker 3: Cute little pigmy.
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  Speaker 18: Hippo, pigmy hippo. Okay, that's also a good guess. It's
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 18: it's it's wrong, of course, guys. It's an alligator, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I was so scared if I heard that noise.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go around that lake.
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  Speaker 18: The alligator at the Phoenix Zoo the first time I
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  Speaker 18: took my daughter there and she was like two, and
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  Speaker 18: it came out of the water, made that noise, and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 18: she will not She's now.
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  Speaker 1: You got to see that because my entire life going
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: to the zoo. The allegatus or was just chilling.
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  Speaker 18: It is terrifying, like the deck chuck, Yeah, it was crazy. Anyway,
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  Speaker 18: we'll move on now, nobody on the board just yet.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton, that is one hundred inn in hon Yes, oh
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  Speaker 1: you should an idiot.
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  Speaker 18: You should guess something odter than that. Go ahead, KATRINAE lion,
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  Speaker 18: sea lion. That's another good guess. It is wrong as well. Uh,
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  Speaker 18: it's a polar bear cub.
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  Speaker 6: Polar bear cub and Meile, we just heard the sea
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  Speaker 6: lion orchestra at the Wildlife World just so I knew
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  Speaker 6: it wasn't a sea lion.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're loud.
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  Speaker 1: Polar bears eat sea lions.
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  Speaker 18: Anyway, moving on, dude, you got the best barrels ever.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, just like you pull in and you just get
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: spit right out of him.
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  Speaker 5: You just drop in and just smack, flip, drop down.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know who that is, but people swim?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people, person, You know what people do? Swim?
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  Speaker 28: Looking for something a little more specific can steal, Katrina,
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  Speaker 28: go surfer surfer is correct? All people are surfers, but
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 28: not all surfers are people.
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  Speaker 8: The other way around.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Katrina's your turn. I am the protector of
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  Speaker 1: the team.
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  Speaker 18: I am.
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  Speaker 21: Is that awkward?
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  Speaker 18: She's got two points heading out around one of commanding lead.
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  Speaker 18: As we go into round two, John.
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  Speaker 1: Jay, Well, as you've been playing clips of interesting animals,
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  Speaker 1: I almost want to guess that it's the duck billed platypus.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go with penguin. Penguin.
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  Speaker 18: You know what, that's a good guess this This animal
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  Speaker 18: eats penguins. Uh, we're looking go ahead, Katrina, is it
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  Speaker 18: it's not a seagull?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we are looking for dolphin.
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  Speaker 5: Dolphins, penguins.
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  Speaker 6: Dolphins don't actually mean creatures savage.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this video these people were watching the killer whales.
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  Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of killer whales and they were
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: on a boat and all these killer wares are simming.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful, like ten of them was beautiful. And
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: then they pop up and they just rip apart a
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  Speaker 1: dolphin in.
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  Speaker 18: Red.
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  Speaker 1: It's a delicacy in some countries. As we move on, Rich, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a cracking I think it's Waa from patom Menace,
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  Speaker 1: something from Star Wars.
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  Speaker 18: You're looking neither of those, you guys that we are
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 18: looking for a sea lion if you wanted to be
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 18: politically correct, it's a California. Don't be an idiot, all right, Sorry,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 18: Onlytrina on the board thus far in this game, you guys,
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  Speaker 18: we move on down to Peyton.
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  Speaker 6: That's scary, as is a wals of that animal. I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: have a really hard time saying it. I don't want
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: to a walrus.
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  Speaker 18: I'm tempted to give it to you just so I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 18: can hear Wallace again. Uh sorry, of course that was
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 18: the loch Ness monster. What okay, didn't and I'll take
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 18: the Elmer didn't get that one, Goosey for payint in
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  Speaker 18: this game, Kyle.
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  Speaker 22: Where they walked up, where they run they say wonder
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  Speaker 22: and free where could be part of that?
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  Speaker 8: That's Ariel?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: And what is Ariel?
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  Speaker 6: She's a Mermaid's right.
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  Speaker 18: Good job, Kyle, Uh, Katrina, you you've already won the game.
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  Speaker 18: But if you can get this one, you get bonus
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 18: points and you can ridicule everybody else in the studio.
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  Speaker 21: All right, that would be Teddy Swims, Theodore Joseph Swim.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations. You gonna go see Teddy Swims November sixteenth.
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  Speaker 15: Thank you, thank you, thank you.