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#312 We Don't SHMASHMORTION the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up in good morning? Welcome back to another episode of that We Don't
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  Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much for being patient. We are
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  the father soon to be across from me, what is it? X
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  to the g what's going on? What's up? You're just out here being
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  good dad? Dude took my kid already Disneyland before it was even born because
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  you gotta drink because you didn't have to pay for the kids ticket. I
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  bet that's the only reason you were like, yeah, I gotta there's technic
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  good proof you're inside the belly. You're still at Disney Would you would you
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  tell your kid you took him to Disneyland? I would. I would just
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  lie to him and I'll take him. I'll just take him. I'll just
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  take him to a Disney store. Take him to the Disney store. They
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  don't even have those. The more they are dying breed also running running the
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  boards? What is it? What is it making sure the show is always
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  running on point? What's up? Ray? What's up? Good morning y'all?
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  He has a little Nikki haircut? H he kind of does. I've
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  breadly noticed that, right, yeah, but what is it? Salute to
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  right, thank you for tuning. And also also, what is it for
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  the first time ever, it's been a while and we've been trying to get
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  this fool on here, but he lives quite a little bit far away.
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  What is it that this fool he's holding it down? Where are you from?
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  Against ala alna I? Remember this was this fool? Is the only
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  fool? Is Selena's out there putting in work? When I started seeing this
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  not the only food but one of the foods out there that's welcome here,
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  the one and only and golden them more and everybody, you're getting contact high
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  here for have you ever smoked weed before? I have full, But I
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  think I had so much bad experience with it that it doesn't even I think.
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  I try to, like I try to, like I smoked, and
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  I try to smoke like its you smoke if you can smallly smoke a lot,
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  you know, And I try to keep up with them, and it
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  just made me paranoid. I started sweating hot flashes. I just had a
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  bad experience. What was the last time you tried it? Probably, like
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  I don't know, five years ago, six years like, was it was
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  somebody that like not just just regular wheels, just my homies, like just
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  also edibles. I had bad experiences of edibles. Yeah, I don't think.
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  Well, look, bro, everybody who's had a bad experience, we
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  call it. We don't smoke the same because not because it's like, oh
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  we want to flex or anything, but it's like not everybody smokes the same.
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  Yeah, you know what I mean. Somebody could just smoke a little
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  bit. Somebody could smoke a lot. Somebody smokes, put the joint on
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  and he lights it back for later. Nobody necessarily smokes the same. But
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  and I hear about a bad experience, I just feel that like you had
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  a homie. They gave you some fun. Now they were they were they
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  all just I just thought a smoke. We like that, like it's the
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  regular blind just you just when we do the home way and then one time
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  two up the way and then the medicated them. But they didn't tell me.
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  I ate that ships. See that's the bro I always hide the whole
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  next day. Was that your first edible? Nah, it wasn't my first,
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  okay, but like that, I don't smoke. Yeah, number one,
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  you know you weren't expecting it. That is a messed up thing to
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  do, man, Like it was delicious though, that was that is That
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  is a messed up thing to do, unless you're doing it to Aton.
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  That's the only person I don't ever regret dosing like that. But it's also
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  different when you when you like give it to someone that's a stoner, like
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  if you, yeah, keep up the mic more closer to her, if
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  you're the time, it doesn't matter because he smokes all the time. Yeah,
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  no, he didn't know. He's still I think he's If I had
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  to really play a bet or rank everybody here that works to the office,
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  I'm not gonna place him under the top the you know, the top,
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  the bottom, you know what I mean. I'm gonna put him towards the
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  towards the bottom, bro where it's like compared to everybody else, he would
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  finish like seventh or seventh to ninth place in the Mario kart race. Bro.
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  If ever comes to tolerance, and I'm not that's not to talk shit,
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  but Ray could could you co sign that it's just facts? Yeah?
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  He just he just can't hang like that. Like there's only certain people that
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  the b real will say like hey man, like I think this food could
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  out smoke me. But you know he won't say it in those words like
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  he said that shit about me, certain things like why I'm like, yeah,
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  I think I cut off smoking with dabs and all this, But tolerance,
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  I don't know. I think he sees in his lungs. I don't
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  know, Bro, Like I always wondered, like I think you know,
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  next time, fuck it, why are we gonna go bowling? Let's go
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  get a fucking lung scant least we could all be fit from, Like can
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  you check my logs? Dog smoke? Technically they have the little thing or
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  you're blowing in the little ball goal. You have to like keep it float
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  like, yeah, see we should if we get like six of those,
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  and that would be the best competition right there. Who has the healthiest lungs?
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  Dog? That would be who really has it? That that thing that
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  you have to blow on and you have the little ball? They give it
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  to the old people, yeah, because they had the thing. Is they
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  time it? Yeah, yeah, they time it. So they tell me
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  heathos to see how healthy their lungs are. And you gotta keep it above
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  a certain things. So these fools are like and the ball goes up and
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  then and then they start writing down, Oh, it took this much to
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  go this low and this little this low. So I think that would be
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  a good way to measure who has the healthiest lungs? Here? Has be
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  ever had like a physical first lungs? I know it's probably had a physical,
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  but I've ever been concerned about his lungs full smokes. I mean,
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  look, that man is very well, very well off, successful, so
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  I'm pretty sure he has put his health verse as a as a you know,
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  I imagine any wise person would that. You know, once you know,
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  once you're able to afford good health insurance, I would go check everything
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  out, like brother, reason I haven't. There's a reason. Other there's
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  a reason other foods or like or like foods like us get dental procedures done.
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  One I'll pointment at a time, you know what I mean, because
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  it's just expensive. But we're like, I gotta take these two out.
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  That's another two gs. Then I got away. Yeah, then I got
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  away. It's like a year process before we get the whole job done because
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  we're like, I gotta save up. Its happened to me because my wife
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  could her job. So we now we got Medica, we got cheap insurance
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  for and the ladies started working out my ship dog and she's like, she's
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  like, uh, it looks like you don't need a root canal. I'm
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  gonna set to close it back up though, because we have to get it.
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  She said, we have to get it approved three weeks. Bro,
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  And then and the and the and the state didn't want to give me a
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  white cap for a fool, Like now you don't get no cab, fool.
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  You couldn't even pay for it through like you could have paid for it,
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  okay, yeah, but she said for the insurance will fuck it.
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  Yeah, But like why do you if you knew if you see through the
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  X ray you might need a root can out while you opened it up for
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  it wasn't even hurting. It wasn't bothering me because the nervous food. Yeah,
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  the nerves. They probably had to redo it there because they're probably probably
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  got affected. The lady. So it's like, look, bro, they
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  do you like that at the dentist. Bro. But here's the thing,
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  bro, Like you you have people don't know. I don't know why.
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  That's Latinos. Bro, were like taught or a lot of Latinos. They're
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  like, we have like this fear that like whatever the doctor says, it's
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  right, Like you know, you got the right to question that about like
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  like he does he does, like just because he says some shit, you
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  can literally like if you if you shop around for insurance places that are going
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  to fix your car when you get into a car accident, you can fucking
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  do that in a doctor too, bro. Like I just went there because
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  it was the first lady taking new medical patients. Because I was on the
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  phone, I'm like, yeah, what type of shirts you have? Met
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  up? Click was like click, So my barber I think had cheap in
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  shirts. Yeah, because it's how you used to get seizures. Oh yeah,
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  I used to get seizures. They came back. No, I was
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  cutting your hair out. What happened, dog? I was always go to
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  instill. Yeah, I would never let that for ship my peer brood,
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  but so they would go in and out. But I asked him, I
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  was like, why do you get seizures? And he said, oh,
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  there's this thing in my brain that's like just kidding the hitting this certain part
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  of the brain that gets me get seizures. And I was like, well,
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  is there a solution, dude, there was a there was a solution,
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  Like, there was a procedure that they could have done a surgery,
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  but it was too expensive. It was too expensive for their insurance. So
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  they just keep giving this fool pills that it makes you worse. That's fucked
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  up. That's gonna be there's a solution to your problem. And the doctors
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  like, nah, just keep taking these pills. We can make more money
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  with the pills. Yeah, forever. It's a forever thing. And you
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  know that the you know what, that's that's why medical tourism has become a
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  real thing. Bro. Like there's and people think that medical tourism is just
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  um bitch is going and get their asses done, you know what I mean.
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  Like, but nah, there's fools and like like Indian food, like
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  I mean, don't get me wrong, like and it's like not just not
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  hell a stereotypical, bro, but like all the fools that work at the
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  Beverly Hills Hospital are majority Asian and Indians, fool. And if you think
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  that these fools are good at it out here, Filipinos, Yeah, and
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  Filipinos get go go go to fucking the Knight, India or Turkey to get
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  a hair transplant or a fucking open heart surgery, yeah or something or something
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  like that, bro, and they will take care of you a lot better
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  than here. Like yeah, Columbia too, that a lot of bitches go
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  get their ship done over there. We got his teeth done over there.
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  Like veneers are cheap out there, bro. Like my dad, my dad's
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  I told him I got a bridge with her right bridge done and he's like,
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  yeah, I got a bridge. Like they're in the lady and what
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  the ladies. She's like, you go to her house and she gets the
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  mold and then she hurt and she gets the bridge done, and then she
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  comes back and puts it in for you. Yo yo, he's not lying.
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  So I told this is a real thing. By hey, He's like,
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  oh pin thick because I have a bridge too. It's like, oh
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  much you pays's I paid a thousand my wearies or this lady. You go
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  to her house, she has to set up in her garage. She comes
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  and she molds your tooth. She gets the mold and then it goes to
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  TJ makes your mold and then come back and put them the fucking the bridgeing
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  bro for a thousand dollars. No she brings it back. Yeah she doesn't.
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  You don't gotta leave. That's dog fucking doesn't bring me. I didn't
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  know that was a real that that was the real thing, bro to one
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  time dog when U what is it? I had gone on my dad's grandma's
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  house and they used to they used to be a way like you know,
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  it's like you know, how was like, oh, you're more Mexican than
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  me. When he went to Mexico. It was like that part of my
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  dad's family. I was like, damn, you fools are a really solid
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  door and like you fools do way more other ship than my other side of
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  the family. So they would have like they would have this lady she goes
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  from Dudas or something like that, and she was a dentist and she would
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  she would come do the same ship bro, and they would have a chair
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  that they would bust out that was just like this is the stuff when you
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  come get shit worked on. And then she would have her like literally,
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  I think that you would carry jewelry, jewelry, she have a dental system,
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  Yeah, she would. It would just be her ten year old kid.
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  It would just be her bro. And then like nobody would be allowed
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  to go into I guess the room that they would be. They would do
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  it. He's gotta be And then and then I'm just like, yo,
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  Like I didn't think of it when I was younger. I was just playing
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  outside, you know what I mean, with my cousins and stuff. But
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  I was and then I was just like, yeah, my mom has to
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  get this crown done or something like that and that as a kid, and
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  I was just like what the fuck? And I'm looking at I was like,
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  that was an in home fucking dentist. Is now is that considered?
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  Is that for poor people? Yeah? Right, that's the poor audit.
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  Its like when you go to the guest I was p when you go to
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  that's like when you go to the in the fucking backyard of somebody's house.
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  Like you can't have money to you don't have money to go to a chiropractor.
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  You're going to go to the load way. Have you ever gone to?
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  Yeah, there's there was this one dudeen It was like, how much
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  pain were you in when you were like fucking first? Tell her bad pains?
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  His parents? His parents were done with what they did to him.
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  Bro, Like like so I came here when I was like three years old?
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  Yeah, in like around like three months in Bro, you're a kid.
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  Bro, I break my hand. The stills take me to fucking sob
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  lord, Bro, they didn't do they see my payless? My dad's like
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  and it's not seeing tal like you Obviously there was no phone, no sa
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  pinch Westle. It's not like they tugged me with my bone out. So
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  I just hurt my hand and seeing saw and you know how they I stayed
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  and I was in pain. Doon tins need the NEOs, the dot one
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  that's how much in pain to work? The one with the red dogs hunt.
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  Yeah, that work, the good one they worked. Tell them.
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  No, the so told my parents my hand was broken. That's how we
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  found out. Dog the sofa was like, yo, this isn't for me
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  this because he would touch. They just dropped them out for urgent character like
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  hey, calas time that you don't have parents, We'll be back for you.
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  And yeah, same s. You remember that, you remember you remember
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  the days when you could lie to somebody in the er and get away with
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  reserve. Bro like bumbs ruined that ship. Bumbs will be going to the
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  hospital for nothing. Phones they're going there just to get out of the raining
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  and jail. Yeah, up in jail for the winter. Hey, now
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  that you say that, can't you just be at the eat R and say
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  that you're here to get out the honest serious like like it's crazy. Book.
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  So when you have medical they send you to to the UCLA. What
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  is it? A hospital by the fucking um, by the by the casino
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  guardina, that food that's where all that's that's where all the all the gangmakers
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  go to die. Straight up, like straight up people know that hospital because
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  it has the intensive care unit where you could get cut open and all this
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  shit and they do that, but I'm not gonna lie bro. Like that
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  emergency room there, Bro, it's just fucking cringe, bro, because there's
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  like bombs in there. It's fucking crazies. And then there's the regular working
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  people that fucking like the signoras that are just like, fuck man, I
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  have to be put in with this, shiit up and I'm in pain and
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  everything. So it's like that shit sucks, bro. Like when you have
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  the Harbor UCLA Museum, when you gotta I mean UCLA Hospital, when you
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  gotta go there, Bro, that shit fucked up. So honestly, I
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  think I think priorities are kind of fucked up. Bro. Sometimes to the
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  build her so I go to the VA doctor. But even then you still
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  have to go get some type of diagnosis so you can get approved to go
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  to the doctor there. Yeah, like like you can't just like go like
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  a pre check. Yeah, yeah, you have to. You have to
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  get a certain percentage and then Okay, now you're a service they call it
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  service connected. You were in the military, yeah, well a part in
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  the army, the army. How long were you in the military three years?
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  Three years? Did you go to war? Yeah, I went to
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  Iraq, oh nine, thank you for your let'sp it up man is to
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  thank you for your service. Dog. So if there's any white people in
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  there, you're welcome. And now you tell dick jokes? How do you
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  go? How do you go? From being in Iraq? I wish I
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  would have at least and now you're just I wish I would have learned.
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  I wish I would have learned, Like I was a comic back then,
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  Bro, I think you know what I mean. You weren't out that corrected
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  jokes and the fact I would and they would get mad at me a lot
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  because like the s because like the sergeants, like I would work around with
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  a lot of people. Yeah, like oh this sport. I'm like nah,
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  nah, bro cool eat it the fucking just eating it. That's fu
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  the dog, that's against the religion. Dog, I don't know what it
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  is. It was. It was just mother and barbeque's as brother, like
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  bits, I don't know what the bacon sausage. They were just lunching it.
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  That's fucking crazy. Dog. Yeah. But I'm like, hey for
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  where I wore too, dog? Hey were they're giving them a job?
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  Bro? Brother? We were to go out sometimes they were these fools were
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  like the US was giving the each little Paolo money for like stacks of money
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  for sure. Yeah yeah, bro, who the military takes that break like
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  some money as they were giving it to the cheeks and ship to like each
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  the cheeks like the little leader of the village, and they were just giving
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  the money for their village. Bro. And that's like for what like watching
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  when when when when Iraq first started? Bro, if you like they were
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  looking for the Taliban or whatever, if you said, like, let's say
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  I didn't like ease on it, we were neighbors, Yeah, I could
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  literally just tell out the US military that you're Taliban and they're gonna go arrested
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  and they'll give me a reward. Literally like right now, It's like it's
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  like your neighbor you're telling me about earlier with the gun shots. You could
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  call them snitch on the same and they'll give you money for snitching on your
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  on your friend. And they were each other. To clarify, my neighbor
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  is not letting you have gone shot. I'm just I'm just the surrounding surrounding
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  areas around my neighborhood where I you know, I wonder why are people popping
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  fireworks there before you five on a Tuesday. But still you know what I
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  mean, I used to. I gave it away though I had some money
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  still to have. Sam was saying, I'm saying his face on it.
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  We had money. Yeah, I kept it. I don't know the fun
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  I deal with it like that was that like hold on, that's um that
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  was their currency because that was oh yeah at that time. But when they
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  when he was out, they switched this because somebody else and I don't know
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  who was on. Did you see comedy out there? Who did you see
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  Who's don't commenty because they know they take milit I didn't you see them?
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  But they do. We were like us, Well we're in a little smaller
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  basis called the cop So that's like it was only like it was small like
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  we're but like the bigger basis. Those fools had like Subway and starbugs and
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  a bunch of So there's some people that like, yeah, I went to
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  Iraq, but they were chilling on a base where there was nothing going on.
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  There's fucking McDonald's and fucking TV show and people's comics would come. The
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  comics bomb has breakfast food in the wrestling, Yeah, I remember, know
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  what's what I'm saying like that, Like that's why we would see that on
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  TV, that fake beer, the near beer. They literally drink those.
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  Yeah, you wouldn't be able to drink. You can't drink no, not
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  at war, dude, you're on you are twenty four sevens you're working there
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  like twenty seven all right, I'm always all right, So I'm undering,
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  are you Are they paid you while you're out there there? You get paid,
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  Okay, you get paid on your ranking. Like so when you first
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  get in, like every ranking is the pay grade, like a different pay
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  grade, and then your time and service you get paid. What's the highest
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  ranking, like what's the highest general after star general or like in the in
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  the it'ld be like the sergeant major sergey major of the army or fucking sargey
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  major the whole Italian Like those fools probably get But those are fools already been
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  in twenty thirty years, you know, was that was there? Was there
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  ever a moment, but you were out there where you're like, oh wam.
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  Either way, it's just crazy every day, like anytime you went out
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  of the base, it's like you don't know what's gonna happen, you know,
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  like when you're like the car next to us just blew up. That's
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  what I've seen ship blow up cars. But like, I'm just some people
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  a weak minded fool. I think, like you already know where you're going
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  to go for you know, like like you signed up, it's like for
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  now. If I like, if I'm like, hey, let me leave
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  the studio at two in the morning and walk down skit Row like like that's
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  true. You see what he's saying, And it's funny because that has happened
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  here before. You like, should I go that way? Or should I
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  go that way? Remember did you year? He said? It's like he's
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  like, it's like me leaving the studio at two in the morning and walking
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  with a backpack full of stuff on scaled bro I wonder who did that?
• 18:59
  Like Xavier remember that one time? That was that one the one fool with
• 19:02
  the cactus and we were all worried about him. Oh yeah, yeah he
• 19:07
  took that acid. And then he's like he's like, yeah, I just
• 19:11
  kept walking that way. I'm like, oh yeah yeah. But there's some
• 19:14
  fools like that that would do that. Were like before I signed up,
• 19:15
  Like when it was really popping off the dirty point, like back to back
• 19:18
  tours for them like come back and then go again where their fools getting sucked
• 19:22
  up though, like you know how the bars aren't there? I would I
• 19:23
  would like you know how we like right where we were again? Where we
• 19:26
  were at it was like it's called it's a cop bros. A little little
• 19:29
  spot you know. Yeah, so we can't really where we were at just
• 19:32
  pretty much our our company and that's it. There wasn't really had to go
• 19:36
  to like a bigger base in bag that which was like an hour away.
• 19:38
  We lived. Where we were was like look like Mexico. Where we were
• 19:41
  at, Damn, it looked like the house were still made out of mud,
• 19:45
  Like did you ever see anything? Are you going to prod? It
• 19:53
  looked like a runcho. It looked like lunch where I was like uncho fucking.
• 19:57
  The only thing they had on the there was the was modernized was the
• 20:00
  door. Fum. They they got a close and somehow yeah that's wild.
• 20:07
  And then and then what did you do after you got out? When I
• 20:10
  got after I got out, because you were a mechanic for a while.
• 20:12
  After I got out, I went to go work at an army actually work
• 20:15
  at an army base as a security guard at their and Monterey it's cuts a
• 20:19
  language school for the military. So they had fired all the contracting security and
• 20:25
  they hired all ex military. So I worked there for about like eight almost
• 20:29
  about eight months, nine months, and then my dad's like, hey,
• 20:30
  go get your small license and fucking run the shop. Your dad was your
• 20:33
  dad, they had the shops. He still does that shit like he's had
• 20:36
  that ship his whole life. And then I started doing small small choos.
• 20:40
  Way, Hey, brother's always well on the on the paperwork they said they
• 20:48
  caught me with it was like twelve cars. Damn, what the hell not
• 20:53
  to get I didn't get time. Now they find you, right, I
• 20:56
  think the first is the first time. They're like, fucking but I surrender
• 21:00
  my license. So I was like, I don't want aything to do with
• 21:02
  this. But you know what that is though, there's like a whole thing.
• 21:04
  Surrender your license means is my cousin's gonna run it now. But that's
• 21:07
  what happened. Yeah, so it's certainly my license, and I put the
• 21:11
  shop. The shop was under my shister's name, right, and it was
• 21:14
  called Mammo's out of repair. We changed it to Manno's out of repair.
• 21:18
  And then and then the state came. So I went to go get some
• 21:22
  bridos, came back and right when I pull up, a sheriff came a
• 21:25
  DA. How you patrol and the state broacause we weren't supposed to be working
• 21:30
  on anything vehicles because they take away your It's called the automotive dealer license.
• 21:33
  In order for you to have an auto repair shop in the state of California,
• 21:37
  you have to get that license, which is just for in case anybody
• 21:40
  wants to sue you or if anybody wants to do like any type of thing.
• 21:44
  They're kind of like a mediator for you. And then um they came
• 21:48
  and they're like, Oh, we're gonna search all your cars, check all
• 21:49
  the vein numbers everything. I would like trying to play the military part.
• 21:52
  I'm like, probaly trying to treat veterans guys. I'm a criminal, bro.
• 21:57
  I'm like I was like you, trying to be out, you know.
• 22:00
  And then the white guy was being a dick, the sheriff and the
• 22:02
  DA was a lady. She was super cool, bro. And then they
• 22:06
  had an engine that had pulled out on my trucks. It was like a
• 22:08
  race truck. And the guys good the good news. That engine came back
• 22:12
  cleaning. I'm like, well fuck, And then they left. But they
• 22:17
  couldn't really do nothing because we weren't operating as mammos anymore. It was already
• 22:21
  manmos, so they couldn't. Technically they wouldn't even they couldn't. They couldn't
• 22:26
  do nothing because they already it wasn't that shop anymore, it was a new
• 22:30
  shop. So they just gave my sister like a warning, Hey, get
• 22:33
  your automotive dinner license. About that part, talk about the time they got
• 22:38
  you the first time they come in hot nah and the first time they just
• 22:42
  they just send you the first So how many times did you get caught?
• 22:45
  I only got caught once, but they a guy, two guys came.
• 22:49
  They checked on my paperwork, I guess for the list of the cars.
• 22:52
  So when in any automopair shop in the state of California, there your author
• 22:57
  You have to get a signature to work on vehicle, like if you don't
• 23:00
  have it, and you by by you or the customer by the customer by
• 23:04
  the customer. So you're tending to be pops. It will do work order
• 23:07
  and you pups to get a signature like if you don't do that shit,
• 23:10
  and then you don't have to pay that for like if you want to go
• 23:11
  to court, like I didn't sign that ship. I want to be a
• 23:12
  thick. So those dudes came and then they sent me a big old letter
• 23:18
  in the mail like hey, you're fucking sir. The certified mail figet to
• 23:22
  the court. And then I went to court. You already know, yeah,
• 23:25
  I already knew. Yeah, So I when I went to court,
• 23:29
  I was like, yeah, like why I want to jeopar my my my
• 23:32
  livelihood or here to the judge, But like, why would I do the
• 23:33
  legal SMA don't even know how to do it. And I'm like, it's
• 23:38
  a black lady blow, she's gonna be on my side, nous because they
• 23:45
  switched. So when I first started smogs, it was a state offense,
• 23:48
  but then they made smogs part of the EPA, so then it became like
• 23:52
  a federal offense. And then fucking they came. Once a guy came,
• 23:56
  He's like, hey, you can't do nothing but change tires and change oil
• 24:00
  pretty much. You can't do nothing automotive. So we kept working with the
• 24:04
  with the with the door closed though, and they guess they give for surveillance.
• 24:07
  Surveillance. He knows my mechanics, Like for told you that fucking dodge
• 24:11
  right there was there for like two weeks. Were you to say that thing?
• 24:14
  Bits like under coverage car, I don't know, I'm just chilling.
• 24:17
  And then they pay people to fucking go outside the auto shot yea food like
• 24:22
  I said, goldiskit rolled No, But that dude, f the dude that
• 24:25
  came to the staate guy, he used to be a smart tech and he
• 24:30
  used to work with one of my wife's h uncles. And that food was
• 24:33
  fucking just being like, oh everybody thos them bros. Just brother. She
• 24:37
  didn't know how to do them. And he told my ship to the same.
• 24:38
  She's like, you're gonna do them like your brother? What when he
• 24:41
  was she was getting all licenses and this fucking fag it, Bro, I
• 24:45
  mean yeah that food that I mean bro, Yeah, but I mean your
• 24:52
  days like, Bro, you're not gonna tell them. They'll be like hey
• 24:56
  man, like especially that if you know, if you're connected some way somehow
• 24:57
  been it was clean dog, you know what I mean, how much are
• 25:03
  you charging? They would you're charging pretty I mean now they're like hundred now
• 25:08
  for the newer car. Yeah. The expense. Yeah, last time I
• 25:11
  had to pay for my b murder pass and getting contact car here for I
• 25:15
  was like last time I had to my Biber, it wasn't three fifty dollars,
• 25:18
  I paid three yeah. Um, and these supposed making sem get yeah,
• 25:25
  like but you get caught, homie, you can no but the news.
• 25:30
  That's why they made the newer machine because they don't check the emissions anymore.
• 25:33
  So anything two thousand newer. They connected so pretty much the stay can
• 25:37
  see what the fuck you're doing. Like, but there's people finding ways,
• 25:41
  find way there is, so you don't have relaxes right now for that.
• 25:45
  I have a fucking tattoo smock checkway, No you ain't, you know real
• 25:52
  smock check. If you don't get the smart check. What's the most expensive
• 25:56
  cattle converger? Right now? I need money and I need to steal a
• 25:59
  category. Are in mind getting the because you make fun of that a lot,
• 26:03
  bro like you like you do skins. It's the one skin for and
• 26:04
  then that's just ran Like I wasn't even really like running with I have two
• 26:08
  fake catally the converters are used, well, they're not feel real care like
• 26:11
  converters. But like if a cop pulled me over and here that in my
• 26:14
  trunk with oh, I probably go to jailful. You gotta pull up the
• 26:18
  skit though, I'd be like, give me a second. Now. The
• 26:21
  most expensive ones better, hope probably like for uh, like the Toyota ones.
• 26:25
  So to my knowledge, what it is is the more like if you
• 26:30
  the more cleaner the car runs, the more obviously material has in there.
• 26:33
  So the platinum and fucking uh not uranium that's where bombs. Fucking I don't
• 26:40
  know what the the other one is called, but has platinum, titanium not
• 26:42
  titanium. It's uh chrome fuck not uranium for uh it sounds like uranium.
• 26:51
  Uh, I don't fucking know Ethereum let's play the uh palladium, ladium,
• 27:00
  rodium, rodium. So that ship right there, if it has more in
• 27:03
  it, because the car is gonna run more, more clean So that's why
• 27:07
  they're worth more, because it has more of the material. And what do
• 27:10
  they do when they fucking steal this though? Like they steal it apart and
• 27:12
  you take the whole thing like that to h to whoever buys them. So
• 27:15
  you buy. So if you figure for that for that cat right there,
• 27:18
  you're probably getting two three undred bucks a cat, you know, but you're
• 27:21
  doing bran new. They're worth like geez right, oh yeah, brand brand
• 27:23
  new from the dealer. You're gonna pay like two grands, yeah, like
• 27:26
  two grand or three grand if you get it. That's if you want to
• 27:29
  get it done like it. That's why most people that won't get a smong
• 27:32
  it's a cat of converter that they don't want to repair it. But the
• 27:36
  way but the reason why catalytic converters get sucked up is because people in the
• 27:40
  morning, they don't they don't warm with the car. They have a like,
• 27:41
  well, fucks up. Your cat is getting raw fuel into the into
• 27:45
  the catalytic converters. So if you're that all hype, So no, if
• 27:48
  if you have like as if you have a misfire in your car, if
• 27:52
  you have a misfire in your car and the raw fuel is getting in there,
• 27:53
  that ship, you'll be done like in a couple of weeks. That's
• 27:56
  bro I remember, that's why your carp was the warm up because in the
• 27:59
  morning, it is not him the most fuel away, so you just turn
• 28:03
  I thought, I thought, after like, that's why your ships. No,
• 28:07
  I thought, after full injection. I thought, after full injection,
• 28:10
  you didn't need to need it to warm because you used to need to let
• 28:11
  it warm up because of a The only time I had a carburetor, the
• 28:15
  only for real, that's how I used to the only time that I racked.
• 28:18
  I know, I know, I think. Yeah, I think the
• 28:21
  only time though, like the only time that you should that nothing you should,
• 28:25
  But like, I don't think it really matters. Is off, Like
• 28:26
  it's the middle of summer and you're leaving in the middle of noon. I
• 28:30
  don't think it's gonna really that be that. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna
• 28:33
  have been in the morning, but in the morning. Yeah, I don't
• 28:34
  know. If you learnt that always taught me that ship it would be the
• 28:37
  RPMs will be up for like a good man here or two. Yeah,
• 28:42
  I'll sit there and then I'll be like I'll still be like I'll start taking
• 28:45
  out all the fucking little funky field tips in my ashtray. I'll just be
• 28:48
  like shipping my coffee. I at least give it like a good fifteen minutes,
• 28:52
  bro, But I'll turn it on and then go finish getting ready,
• 28:55
  you know what I mean. And then by the time he's done, by
• 28:56
  the time he's done, the car's gone. No. I don't know why
• 29:00
  people get us here when they get their Catholic Verston the fool, Like you
• 29:03
  could have been worried they could have stole your whole card. Fool. Hey
• 29:06
  have you you know have you seen that some foods have got to run over?
• 29:08
  Like? Oh, it happened in pumped out fo Yeah, like some
• 29:11
  fool was middle of stealing and then the person didn't notice and they got on
• 29:15
  the card. That just rade that fool over. I did a video.
• 29:18
  I did a video on that one. Like I did a video where I
• 29:21
  landed Heaven food and then I had like tire marks on my shirt. A
• 29:26
  lot of muffler shops are offeringles shields to put on your coats and ships.
• 29:30
  Yeah, nobody will steal them. That's smart. I bet you it was
• 29:33
  some pice out there. I was just braught mind and dildose food. You're
• 29:42
  gay full He touched a bunch of dicks. Do want to be telling the
• 29:45
  story about the review? Though? Amazon? So there's a guy. It
• 29:49
  was like a meme, bro, it was a review and Amazon, and
• 29:52
  the guy's like, yeah, this girl was sucking my dick for five minutes
• 29:56
  that she starts complaining that she was too big and fucking bitch, He's sorry,
• 30:00
  ordered this mold and I fucking molded my dick and I sucked it for
• 30:03
  thirty minutes. I don't know what that bitch was complaining about Amazon, b
• 30:15
  examer you said you you wanted to get your you should mold and just put
• 30:18
  it on. Yeah. Like if I was married and I was gonna go
• 30:22
  to my morning, I was leaving to the army, I'm molding my dick
• 30:23
  for my wife. Hell yeah, if you're in the army, there's gonna
• 30:26
  be somebody in the in the that didn't go to down to I rack with
• 30:29
  you that fucking anyway, at least they can use mine wall. It's not
• 30:34
  what is he gonna do. He's gonna be like using that's just crazy,
• 30:37
  bro. Actually happens a lot over there. What yeah, meaning two figures
• 30:41
  us gone months and then there's some fools in the back with the broken knee.
• 30:47
  Hey, what's up girl? It will be the youngest like like hey,
• 31:02
  So, so it was Lieutenant Dan and I went to the So you
• 31:06
  go to the I was talking to this lady, right, and you get
• 31:07
  like certain percentages, you know, for when she started getting like compensated.
• 31:11
  And they gave this dude only ten percent disability for both of his legs.
• 31:15
  Didn't blow it up, bro, Damn five five and five bro, So
• 31:22
  she had to like readjustice fo shit, they only gave him fifty foot legs.
• 31:27
  That's why fool, that's why fools getting the girls pregnant before they leave.
• 31:30
  Hunh Like you ain't gonna nobody they will still do you remember being out
• 31:36
  there and like what are your homers? Just start crying because he found out
• 31:37
  this girl, oh yeah one of my Yeah, let's get my thought away.
• 31:44
  But he had they had joined ac count. She took all the money,
• 31:45
  bro. So when he got back to my rack, nothing, He
• 31:48
  had nothing when he got back. And you can't talk to the government,
• 31:52
  can But it's like you guys are married. They were like they like to
• 31:57
  There was this fool right from Colombia and uh he was he was married and
• 32:01
  his wife was a nurse in Miami. And this he didn't have joined account.
• 32:06
  And this one was like the cheapest skate cheap skate bro like he would
• 32:08
  go to uh he would hate here on the weekend. I'm not giving you
• 32:12
  one hundred bucks. On the weekends, he would just wear his uh his
• 32:15
  PT clothes, the clothes we would use for exercise, you know, nothing.
• 32:20
  He would just do nothing, just save his money. And I don't
• 32:22
  know what the fuck he was wasting on. No him, No, But
• 32:25
  then the army made them get a joint account. Like, oh, you're
• 32:29
  married, why don't you have a joint account? They make you make you
• 32:31
  have a joint account. Yeah, are you married? Some fools be getting
• 32:35
  to paid like five six racks a month for being married. Oh damn,
• 32:38
  yeah, for living to like me. Damn that that kind of makes sense
• 32:43
  though. Oh yeah, that's what did they always tell you when you join
• 32:45
  the mine, They literally tell your coust you get more money there you do.
• 32:49
  You can literally just give her half. Hey, if you're serving your
• 32:52
  tournament, Jerry, can you just get paid for just being on base if
• 32:54
  we're not at war. Yeah, this fool's getting paid right now. There's
• 32:57
  do nothing to play, Calord be playing color duty every want. We're fooling
• 33:00
  the rooms. Damn I was like, it's a regular job, fool,
• 33:07
  You're just a regular job. Bro. If if they want to have successful
• 33:09
  recruiters and fucking like you know, they wanted to keep recruiting the minorities,
• 33:14
  like how they always wanted to That's how you got to pitch it to them.
• 33:15
  Bro'll be like, hey, man, what are you gonna do after
• 33:19
  this? We haven't went to war right now? What? Like what the
• 33:22
  last how long has it been wearing a POxy war right now? Yeah,
• 33:24
  but we haven't been to like since that, we haven't been. We just
• 33:27
  need more nerves, dude. But there's nobody right now that has Like you're
• 33:30
  if you join her now, you're just chilling full waiting, like training.
• 33:34
  You've probably trained once a month. We gotta think about it. When you're
• 33:37
  on the boat. When you're on the navy, you think you're working twenty
• 33:38
  four hours. Now you literally, like he said, you go do your
• 33:40
  job for eight hours and then you go outside your room. I'll suck.
• 33:55
  You had a fucking boat for like eight months. Like the cargo boats are
• 34:00
  nicer than that, bro, Like you know those things are like whole cities.
• 34:02
  Yeah, their whole cities. Yeah, like those things and articles out
• 34:07
  like I mean, I haven't been on one either, but like I've seen
• 34:09
  those foods ai. It's like, oh, how did you get to Iraq?
• 34:13
  Do you fly? Yeah? Fly? I was stationed in Germany,
• 34:15
  so fair shooter sho fly from you fly. We flew from Germany to Kuwait
• 34:20
  and then from Kuwait you fly to Iraq and just get one way there.
• 34:23
  You're fucking us Army if the fuck you're doing all these connectors because you have
• 34:28
  because you have to get checked in. You have to get checked in,
• 34:30
  you have to get you well, yeah, but there's like procedures, bro,
• 34:37
  you can't just shove Hey, we're here. We were America. We
• 34:38
  were here from the Almo's Way, so we had to so we had to
• 34:44
  get you know, this is the reason we don't have that best relationship with
• 34:46
  certain nations because that stupid attitude right there. But there's a procedure through everything,
• 34:51
  Like no, we had to go away to Iraq, and then from
• 34:53
  Iraq we had to going humbast food to fucking to where we were gonna go.
• 34:58
  Exactly, we have a correct me if I'm not wrong. Do we
• 35:00
  have a base in Germany? Yeah, we have several bases. We have
• 35:06
  Air Forest Army in every country in the world. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 35:09
  the big deal. That's what I mean. Why do I need to check
• 35:13
  in anywhere? I just show up into my base. Yeah you get what
• 35:15
  what are we doing here to take off my shop called tactics? Brot put
• 35:20
  my laptop in the fuckingta gotta the other people, they gotta getta sign over
• 35:23
  the stuff. Hey just check it out. Yeah bro, you want that,
• 35:25
  bro just go to Mexico. Imagine all the ship we left over their
• 35:29
  food for Iraq. We left them humbies. We left them a bunch of
• 35:31
  badass basses, a bunch of bunch of shit fool Did you ever see it?
• 35:36
  H a Taliban? Did I see a Taliban? I've never seen one.
• 35:39
  I mean they might have been that food might have been. I don't
• 35:40
  know. I never seen like no one that was like like crazy. Now,
• 35:45
  just that Iraqi arm We would always be with the Iraqi Army. Guys.
• 35:47
  They would wear like fake oakleys and all kinds of crazy shit and they're
• 35:51
  trying to be a tactical and they had nothing in their pouches. You guys
• 35:54
  would be like they were like missa mister mister looking and that would be showing
• 35:58
  us porn and shit like Mista mista. And you never hooked them up like
• 36:01
  you never were like we're just getting water from MRIs. It was Kuwait was
• 36:10
  more like, well we didn't I didn't really go go or we're on the
• 36:13
  base. They're just bigger basis. Like like I said, they have Starbucks
• 36:15
  and stores and ship on there. You know, it's like a big city.
• 36:20
  Can you get laid out there? But I don't know, Probably I
• 36:22
  find the find one of the workers something, one of them. Yeah,
• 36:25
  people in the military be voting. We were wondering who I'm wondering, like
• 36:30
  are people who in our thing? We were all like our base was all
• 36:34
  with all dudes, like through all infantry, you know, like okay,
• 36:37
  well, like like you said, like let's say there's a female check and
• 36:38
  was for some reason, we can't we hit it off. They can't tell
• 36:43
  us we can't vote, like the government can't be like hey they probably if
• 36:46
  somebody might hate and say something, it might probably like well they in that
• 36:51
  rack out and when you get back to your base. Was whatever. Everybody's
• 36:55
  everybody's in the field some type away because nobody else is getting pussy out there.
• 36:59
  Bro Yeah, yeah, everybody would know IM getting ahead. Everybody would
• 37:02
  know, like like like we would go. We were amazing, like if
• 37:05
  there's one girl would just randomly show up to like just come through about.
• 37:10
  And then when we had a U. Ganden's working with us, they were
• 37:14
  doing security for us, like like eight months into the tour, they came
• 37:16
  and they had a bunch of Yukandan's Uganda dans. Yeah they were hell of
• 37:22
  funny. Broos are like hella homophobia. Yeah, would we would give let
• 37:27
  him mused iPods and like, oh shit, this should stopped base that time
• 37:31
  they had the iPod touches, remember second Yeah, like it was eight or
• 37:35
  nine, so we had movies and should be that was that movie that they
• 37:40
  played for from you guys, I'll be sleeping for I'd be teaching these schools
• 37:43
  all kinds of bad shit. Oh yeah, they fucking Tarhead, remember Yeah,
• 37:47
  that's what that's only I have a right to me and whatever I'm picture
• 37:51
  on Lary, picture fucking char Head. And when I feel like when I
• 37:54
  went it was kind of it wasn't too crazy anywhre, and where we're at
• 37:58
  wasn't too crazy anymore. Damn, but it's the day I'm gonna see this.
• 38:04
  This is how I know that because they did. I remember that because
• 38:07
  Kate would not smoke, but she would do the show too, and there
• 38:10
  would be time. Yeah, there would be times where we would this is
• 38:15
  only joint number two and a half and um like, there would be times
• 38:21
  where we'd just be smoking and then the smoke would hit him over there,
• 38:23
  hit Kate over there. She started coughing because she like this. Yeah,
• 38:28
  because she's not because she's not seasoned to it. So she would just She's
• 38:31
  like, guys, I'm gonna walk out because I can't take this much smoke.
• 38:37
  I'll be back, guys, I can't take this. Yeah. Man.
• 38:39
  That so so after that, once you got out of the military,
• 38:44
  you started working in a shot with the shop six like six almost six years,
• 38:46
  seven years and that and what made you fire my dad? Yeah,
• 38:51
  either did? Yeah, tell them it's like getting throat not because it was
• 38:55
  like he's like, hey, once you get your license, you can have
• 38:58
  the shot. But then but they want to stick around. Yeah, he
• 39:00
  wanted to stick around and then people still would come ask for him and I'm
• 39:04
  like I'm like, nah, bro, like I'm either you leave Riley,
• 39:07
  bro. Like so he was this is what he was doing. So he
• 39:08
  my dad had like a whole yard full of motors for like a whole like
• 39:13
  motors, transmissions, like any part you could think of. This point held
• 39:15
  lego. Man, Yeah, this point had like so many fucking motors,
• 39:19
  like he knew everyone in his head, bro, Like it wasn't even it
• 39:22
  wasn't even on the shout for they were just powered on the top of it,
• 39:23
  like like he knew, boy, like he knew it was there.
• 39:30
  And uh so he was getting motors where their ships out. So he would
• 39:32
  give me. He would give me a job, right, say say he
• 39:35
  charged a thousand, right, you would keep five hundred for his motor and
• 39:37
  then give me the give me the five hundreds. And from there I had
• 39:40
  to pay the oil, the mechanic or anything anything else needed. And then
• 39:45
  sometimes it's used. It would come back. Now I'll need to pay a
• 39:46
  game because I gotta put the fucking Now you gotta put a new one the
• 39:50
  mechanics because the other one didn't work. So I'm like a brol I can't
• 39:52
  do this hit bro like this you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
• 39:54
  you may you may five hundred dollars? Is that five hundred? Like
• 39:57
  you two, but you didn't do shit Like yeah, you're like, this
• 40:00
  isn't a fucking bond. Yeah, like it's not gonna. Yeah, that's
• 40:05
  that. That is some some some old that's food old Latin. Yeah.
• 40:09
  He would be like, I'm like, hey, you need to pay the
• 40:12
  phone. Built thought like what the is that? Yeah? Yeah, but
• 40:20
  he's wild. What was your first time small? Your first cricket small?
• 40:25
  Can I say it was a They're gonna go back and linking the history.
• 40:29
  Yeah, it was my McCant so I had a younger mechanic kid, right,
• 40:32
  it was a it was a kid he came. It was a Honda
• 40:36
  fool. Yeah. Yeah, when you're nervous the first time you are know
• 40:38
  how to do it or like the hell of nervous. I called my homie,
• 40:42
  the one that kind of taught me and them like a fool do I
• 40:43
  dude, He's like, just do this food like easy, Like once you
• 40:47
  know how to do it, don't like you never have got no you just
• 40:51
  sit there. I just sit at the end of the I watched them do
• 40:53
  it, bro, Like I've seen these fools to do it. They'll disconnect
• 40:55
  it and have different kinds. Bro they'll disconnect then plug it back in and
• 41:00
  they'll fucking work with the computers. I don't know what they're doing, but
• 41:04
  it works. Now. It's some other food that he'll just scan the bar
• 41:07
  code and then he has a certain machine that he'll unplug and then plug it
• 41:09
  into another one. I'm like, oh shit, So, I mean,
• 41:12
  I don't know, I don't know what word goes on, but it's something
• 41:15
  like that. Like the readers that have now can read the ven number off
• 41:16
  the car, so like it's in the computer. So I think, what
• 41:20
  fools do now they have like little softwares that modify make it think it's that
• 41:23
  ven number to make it. I don't know, so fucking crazy, but
• 41:28
  yeah, I was nervous, and after like any anybody's I would do like
• 41:32
  I would like get them on the way, like like confirm, like way,
• 41:39
  that's how Then how'd you get caught up? You got to come up
• 41:42
  because the cars, the cars I was putting in, so they were all
• 41:45
  cars, so like the so for example, I smog and nisse hunt right,
• 41:49
  but the car used to the smog was a Honda. But the Honda
• 41:53
  had pending codes. Sounds like a rookie mistake. But no, no,
• 41:55
  no, but yeah, yeah, so the car had pending codes, so
• 42:00
  I didn't know that the machine picked up the pending codes. So the check
• 42:02
  engine light's not on, but that code is stored in the computer still,
• 42:07
  so the check engine might come on later, like it's still running its tests.
• 42:09
  So they're like, oh, why did you smo hand a Nissan?
• 42:13
  But it had pennic codes for a handle, you know, but it was
• 42:15
  kind of consecutive, like it was one or two. Maybe they would be
• 42:17
  like, let us lie, you know, that's it was like Christmas time
• 42:21
  phone. I honestly thought you were just giving it everybody that you gave it
• 42:25
  too. Now, one of the one of the shops, one of the
• 42:30
  shops that would wrangle to me, um, one of the cars was in
• 42:35
  there full from that work. And I know that full fucking snitch. That's
• 42:39
  typical one small Celena's small full. Yeah. I was the main, the
• 42:45
  main. Everybody. Everybody knew you were the smacking like of course he has
• 42:50
  a tattoo. He was like a gut drump thing. Yeah, I got
• 42:52
  small checked in which what is it? When'd you get the tattoo? When
• 42:57
  Yeah, it was that like a third year in the shop. I don't
• 42:59
  even remember phone, but we were working at least. I think it's cool
• 43:02
  to that too. I mean you're telling me I got the most random ship
• 43:07
  too, Like I'm not even like I'm just trying to get it because I'm
• 43:09
  like, I wouldn't do it, Uh you know I would. I would
• 43:13
  do it at some point like that, you know, with your job.
• 43:16
  So at what point did you make that, um that I guess that decision
• 43:21
  to try doing comedy. Bro. They did start with, well would happened
• 43:25
  to travel? Exg I used blue driver to Chili? Yeah, dude,
• 43:42
  gonna get you pregnant? Dude. I was already doing the videos at the
• 43:45
  shop. I was doing like at the shop when Instagram came out, So
• 43:47
  like bums would come. There's these two bums. They would always come.
• 43:50
  They were like there were a couple for these two dudes, and they would
• 43:52
  be like macking each other, leaving each other Hicky ether get homeless guy.
• 43:59
  Yeah. They were just stupid ship for like every time. And the people
• 44:01
  would always be like they were always fucking drug foods like it's everybody had,
• 44:06
  like, but they would be making out for they would like make out with
• 44:10
  each other and do shit for like videos of these foods, like one foot
• 44:14
  is sticking his tongue in his nose like and then there was there was characters
• 44:20
  bro. So there was always like because where we were, my shop was
• 44:23
  that it was kind of hood. In front there was a sex shop and
• 44:27
  then that where that street used to be a lot of hookers. Ye,
• 44:30
  anywhere there's a sex shop, there's a Bums would always walk through their bro
• 44:32
  so like they would have come like I would feed them when you do a
• 44:36
  video, let's do a video. So I had some one full convinced that
• 44:38
  I was producing the show for some networks. They would come. Did you
• 44:42
  hear anything back from the network. I'm like, yeah, they haven't sid
• 44:44
  anything in bro, so I can you take me to get a bridle?
• 44:46
  I'm like, fun, before you cover everything, food, come over the
• 44:49
  day at least dogs. They would have come. Any rididuals or anything from
• 44:53
  the network ship anything. Let me know. I didn't know whatever essential is
• 44:58
  there was to My dad had a lot more shot ye homeless and it was
• 45:02
  his homeless just like that. He'd come every day and my dad would always
• 45:05
  buy him beer or buy him lunch, but my dad would make him clean
• 45:07
  the bathroom. Yeah. I would make him the videos that works, And
• 45:13
  then I stopped doing it because fools are like, could you not post my
• 45:16
  dad or it's my uncle man, We've been trying to find him food man.
• 45:22
  I would, honestly, you don't know. Every time I see those
• 45:24
  comments, bro, I report them message. They would message me. I
• 45:28
  give them more than you do. Yeah, ficking feed him and feed him,
• 45:30
  entertain him. He entertained me. I made him a star people like
• 45:37
  that. Everybody knows. There's like those fools, like people would would save
• 45:39
  me videos like a LACOI found fool. Yeah yeah, so so so then
• 45:45
  you started the whole time you were making videos of you buy yourself too,
• 45:50
  you know what I mean? Like when did the when did the Here We
• 45:53
  Go Again start? That was like maybe like the I had like three years
• 46:00
  ago. That was like maybe like like three say three maybe maybe three or
• 46:05
  four years. I was literally straight up just looking for like throw cass.
• 46:07
  I'm like fire Grandfron ninety fights a Rod. I'm like, no way,
• 46:12
  I didn't even do Here we Go gain At the time. It was just
• 46:15
  like are they really selling this ship? For this, No mom mis so
• 46:17
  those So that's my main question is are those real things? Yeah? People
• 46:22
  send them to me for in the beginning, I was looking for him.
• 46:24
  But now anytime anything's posted on the page cart C. Tensells the other page
• 46:30
  called CALLI broker. If anything is ridiculous on it, I guess send it
• 46:32
  immediately. But like anything posted damn that. I mean that boy hates me,
• 46:37
  I think though. But some of them, I know you don't know,
• 46:38
  but some of them. That's the price of the ship. Oh yeah,
• 46:40
  Well, like when you post a Pokemon and I know you're like crazy.
• 46:44
  I'm like, people will pay me, oh yeah, yeah, no,
• 46:45
  the price of the car, like people will pay for like I know
• 46:47
  about cars, but people assume that I just don't know about cars, Like
• 46:51
  I know it's just worth bro, but I know it's gonna get a good
• 46:53
  reaction, and then laugh because of the price. Like there's right now they
• 46:57
  posted a Chevy four fifty four the SS and it is they want like fifty
• 47:00
  four thousand, Like bro, they're going for like twenty five to thirty.
• 47:02
  You know. They were like what the fuck, bro, this guy's out
• 47:06
  of his mind. And then the guy turns the comments off, so people
• 47:07
  won't talk shit. There's a you know, the fact that you said there
• 47:14
  are people that don't know you're not that you have knowledge on these cars.
• 47:16
  Is it's crazy because you know, like your experience is there, bro,
• 47:22
  Like you know you've worked on these cars. People wouldn't know. You know,
• 47:24
  you have a small check that too, You're a small good you know.
• 47:28
  But they're more convincing. But are those trucks really worth that right now?
• 47:34
  That's what they're just. They're just going for that, bro, because
• 47:36
  they're popular. They kind of plateaued right now, like it's kind of like
• 47:38
  it's dying out, not dying out, but they're kind of like it's kind
• 47:42
  of like everybody has one and my mom, Yes, should we buy used
• 47:46
  cars right now? Should we buy new cars right now? What's I was
• 47:50
  just buying new car? Honestly it's it's honestly, man, the average contract
• 47:54
  right now six years, it's about six to seven years is what they're offering.
• 47:58
  It's not even five. No, he can offer nobody can can can
• 48:00
  afford. The average middle class person or lower middle class cannot afford um the
• 48:07
  payment plan for a five year contract these days. So they have to extend
• 48:10
  at six to seven. You know what they can afford them. They can
• 48:14
  afford a twenty dollars raff will ticket for my car. I'm playing my car
• 48:17
  off for twenty bucks. I really can it pass the monster? Well right
• 48:21
  now it can occur han a civic hybrid. I'm a roth for twenty bucks
• 48:24
  by ticket two thousand and eight. Was that shy battery that batteries on his
• 48:32
  last charge? Whatever you want, it's what a newbro costume might win this
• 48:37
  car at our show on a live show. We're gonna do a live show,
• 48:40
  a live shown. Now you can win that. Yeah, everyone Everyone
• 48:44
  thought me, like, I don't need it. Give it to a homie.
• 48:45
  You give it to homie. He's your d D for like I'm gonna
• 48:46
  buy a ticket for see, I gottam fucking buyer here. He didn't actually
• 48:50
  fix an You want it back? What you what you're driving? Now?
• 48:53
  Yeah? I have another whip, so I got but yeah, but first
• 48:57
  of all, Xavier, you need to drive that other truck if you're gonna
• 49:00
  if you're gonna sell his classic, look ask it. I got a ninety
• 49:04
  five two doors Tahoe four by four. Yew those things are going for like
• 49:07
  fifteen K. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know
• 49:10
  what condition. He never drives it, but it's always there. It's my
• 49:15
  swo's your mileage on taho he said, anyone? He shut up my car.
• 49:21
  Second he have anyone? Do he s have anyone? Yeah? Hey,
• 49:23
  bro, don't be don't be acting like I don't have a jam hitting
• 49:27
  over there too. Dose go for money? No, no, no,
• 49:29
  no, only things that they're classics. I mean, dude, not it's
• 49:30
  not a classic. It's gonna be a classic. It's not probably, but
• 49:34
  it's but it is worth money. HU knows. I got my classic eighty
• 49:39
  seven Toyota Tursell only one hundred and fifty K, thirty nine thousand dollars.
• 49:45
  I would get, I would get. I would get the the dome and
• 49:52
  check it to see if he hasn't tweaked the miles on his tahoe. He's
• 49:54
  looking for picture. Yeah, he's yeah, to get them again. Some
• 50:00
  of those some of those like they're they're cool because they're the last year.
• 50:04
  The last year they made them was ninety nine. I think or two thousand
• 50:07
  might be the last year. And if everyone tells me today talk. I'm
• 50:09
  like, yeah, there's a lot of four doors. There's yukon those close
• 50:13
  the four doors that I'm talking about, the two doors theirs sucking. There
• 50:15
  were some money and what wepend the conditions? What would you advise advise for
• 50:22
  people dog like to fix their shitt to fix their to fix their shit up,
• 50:25
  like whatever? Yeah, Like you know what I'm saying, Because there's
• 50:29
  some people that they always try to be that I'll just go buy the part
• 50:31
  and then I got to go find them mechanic. But what like you know
• 50:34
  what It's like, why would you, honestly, bro, just let them
• 50:37
  do what they gotta do. Bro, Like you know you're trying to save
• 50:39
  money because you're gonna go get it, you know what I mean. You
• 50:42
  gotta go to a part the most part, for the most part. If
• 50:45
  you brought me apart, I'm like, I'm not gonna give you warranty and
• 50:46
  if you if it, if it doesn't if your part you brought me doesn't
• 50:50
  work, I'm gonna charge you again and take it off and put it on.
• 50:52
  Yeah. Yeah, Like I would always tell people that, Like I'm
• 50:55
  like, then go buy a fucking snap on ratchet for two hundred, Go
• 50:59
  buy a set of sockets for two hundred, and then let me know how
• 51:00
  much you're gonna charge me. Tools are expansive food. If I Bill wants
• 51:05
  his fucking drollback, yeah no, he hasn't hit me up though, What
• 51:08
  the fuck? Snap On expansive Bay. I wasn't hey before you come buy
• 51:13
  anyone bro before right right before, right before I got in trouble, I
• 51:15
  had just ordered a ten thousand dollars uh toolbox from snap On with alarm on
• 51:22
  it a little yeah I'm ching, and then I had to back out on
• 51:24
  a sorry on it. The other one. Macco, Macco, Maco and
• 51:30
  Mac. They come straight to your shop. Yeah, they come one a
• 51:32
  week. You don't go to home deep one and ship. They come to
• 51:35
  you honestly. Oh yeah, they know they have they have a snap one.
• 51:38
  When I used to work at the dealership, I remember the venues to
• 51:42
  pull up and then they yeah, they used to Like I don't even like
• 51:45
  tools, but you go in there, you're like a lot. You want
• 51:46
  to buy everything. Everything. You're like, well stop, there a lifetime
• 51:49
  warranty. They literally grab shit, they just toss it. Just got this
• 51:52
  hand, you want to buy it yeah, you don't even like shit,
• 51:54
  you're like bothies. Everybody both does in there. Yeah, everybody believe down.
• 51:59
  Yeah, there there is. There's a cool as my scanner. Scanner
• 52:01
  was like tan racks off and there. Those scanners are expensive. Huh yeah,
• 52:07
  like now that like people think that you could just buy that one.
• 52:08
  They had sell it auto zone sh is whack bro so AutoZone auto Zone before
• 52:14
  they would go out and check it for you. But then since they're not
• 52:17
  an auto repair place and they can't do that, so now that's why they
• 52:22
  give it to you and then you can take it back into them. It's
• 52:23
  got cool for you go to auto zone. You go to auto zone all
• 52:28
  the tools. I went in there one time, the fucking to fix my
• 52:30
  BA you need tools, Yeah, and they just give it to you.
• 52:35
  They'll let you work in your car outside Like it's not cool. But I'm
• 52:37
  like, whoa when you're broke, Oh you stop the trash bins. They're
• 52:44
  not there no more. Yeah, because people like bro the moments people take
• 52:47
  it. People not but not just that, not that people take advantage,
• 52:51
  that's one of the things. But it's just somebody fucking doesn't get their way.
• 52:53
  They fucking shoot and then auto Zone can't be that person no more,
• 52:57
  yeah, or can't be that store for you no more. So like sorry,
• 53:00
  guys, we know we gotta take this away because this fucking retard over
• 53:02
  here didn't know how to fucking you know, and he didn't know you could
• 53:06
  have put you should have put THEESEL in this fucking regular gas card. Now
• 53:08
  he's blaming Autos. Was the day I was there just to buy like a
• 53:13
  like a battery from my my keep up? Yeah, And I heard them
• 53:15
  say do you need the rewards points? And then someone someone has them,
• 53:20
  like you know how much struggle you gotta be in autose some reward points and
• 53:24
  add up mechanic. I don't know why the fuck you have autos one points?
• 53:30
  Like how often do you like your boy if you're doing your old like
• 53:34
  yeah, like like like that, like I did. I did say that
• 53:37
  shit at the dealership. Remember they're fixing. I was like, if I
• 53:38
  gotta come back here. By this time, I was like, the fucking
• 53:40
  service is free punching my fucking card. I keep coming back and hear it
• 53:45
  out. Yeah, but they fucking fixed it though it's been running great.
• 53:49
  Yeah, that's the that's the only one thing like you try to get like
• 53:51
  you try to make your customers, try to get good customers, bro.
• 53:53
  The like they like you and they trust you. It's like you're kind of
• 53:57
  gotta gain their trust, you know, like because we do mechanics have better
• 54:00
  reputation for Like, He's like, once they find a good like shop,
• 54:02
  they'll stick with you, and then they bring their other family. Everybody comes,
• 54:07
  and then you always get the one two people that just try to get
• 54:08
  over on you, you know, like, um, the dude I'm gonna
• 54:13
  do videos for right now? Is I think it's called auto accessory. I
• 54:15
  don't know it's it's in a riverside and that for uh they he so the
• 54:20
  guy and they installed a shot right, and the dude got mad and wanted
• 54:25
  the whole thing for free, the whole fucking lift kid from the truck.
• 54:30
  And then he went on made up kinds of fake y'aut reviews and put like
• 54:32
  this full spit in my kid's face and crazy like, bro, if you
• 54:37
  can't afford it, where you get it for bro, Like like they trying
• 54:40
  to get the get over on you. Bro, I wasn't trying to plug
• 54:43
  me in the guy but okay, but like, though, have you ever
• 54:46
  heard of a mechanic say you need a fucking new switch? Like that?
• 54:55
  Brothers the top people. He doesn't look true, he doesn't do it more
• 55:00
  perfect, he didn't do it anymore. But he would tell you like,
• 55:01
  oh yeah, he'll just spray paint fun and he's like, why that car
• 55:10
  was crashed? I only had twenty thousand miles. My dad always he'll do
• 55:15
  that a horrible but that always told me asked for the part at least at
• 55:20
  least so they can give you something. Yeah, the broken one and the
• 55:22
  one that I always would ask for the broken one and be like, yo,
• 55:24
  I didn't know this is mine? Bro. The people sing crazy as
• 55:28
  they'll reviews them something. I guess my dad was doing doing some lady food,
• 55:31
  they said his dad, he says, bro. They bros. They
• 55:37
  left a big old message on Google the review. It's the sign. They
• 55:43
  said, hell me tak and I don't know what blah blah blah, So
• 55:47
  like, what the fun do I have to do with this, bro?
• 55:50
  Like I didn't do nothing to your fucking mom or you and wherever my dad
• 55:52
  won't the chanters sketch up. I've said it upset on the podcast. Remember
• 55:58
  that, Remember that that mechanics got caught with that fat lady in the car.
• 56:05
  He gave me a shout out of the shout out. He lives in
• 56:07
  San Francisco. Yeah, bro, But like mechanics are dirty dude with my
• 56:10
  dad want them and not all they just choose to do it to certain folks.
• 56:19
  My dad just like you look like somebody I would want to get over
• 56:21
  if I was a mechanics, like my dad would do some sketch like with
• 56:23
  Pizja Jersey. I was like almost like a mucchin going and get your ship.
• 56:29
  But that would do when we weren't here at the lawmown mechanic shop he
• 56:32
  buy He bought like three cases of pencil and then just refill them up with
• 56:36
  Chipo the worst. And that was my job. My job was to repoil
• 56:39
  Penzel before the people came. This is why he can't buy shots, and
• 56:44
  in the back full of like the cheapest toll Onda can buy and then we
• 56:47
  just had pencil on the front. It was the same penzil for years,
• 56:51
  but people didn't recognize. They didn't recognize with the opening, like it didn't
• 56:54
  click, like they're just like no, no, no, because only the
• 56:58
  top one was open. Were just you know, seventy six more royal.
• 57:07
  It was, it was, it was even it was a lot more oil
• 57:12
  sol one two three. That was just back in the days. The parent
• 57:17
  like the hustle their mentality, bro. Like my dad's hustle like mentality was
• 57:22
  like, hey, you need to get this money dog like see I would
• 57:24
  I mean I never did like that, not even I think women, not
• 57:29
  even when I'm talking about you stole from your job for years four years and
• 57:34
  you brag about it, which one yea some when they fired that manager.
• 57:40
  Are you still in the pills? No, the arm pills. Being my
• 57:45
  friends, we had got in a job at CBS bro and we're like we
• 57:50
  heard working at seventeen year olds turning eighteen and at CBS right, and and
• 57:55
  like we're like we wear it out that you know, we got the cashier
• 57:59
  and everything. We're like, do the cameras record a sound? And then
• 58:02
  didn't recorded it at that time, so it was just all CCTV or whatever.
• 58:07
  So we started fucking pretending to to scan shit, Like we started pretending
• 58:13
  to scan ship and then like it'd be like this fool, go ahead and
• 58:16
  uh, and get um and get get to get some money, but it
• 58:19
  wouldn't be added up to the stuff. They'll take and just put in the
• 58:22
  register and then like just keep it going. So we'll just tell me to
• 58:23
  come in, like if we just feel okay, whatever you want, this
• 58:27
  is what I want to just cool get it and just take it. And
• 58:29
  then I remember we also kept stealing the liquor for the parties too, but
• 58:31
  that was mostly me, like because if something came damage, we would throw
• 58:36
  it in the back of the trash, so I would park our with it
• 58:37
  by the trash and I'd be like, hey, this thing, God damn
• 58:39
  it, just bottle Hennessey. I would crack it a little bit with the
• 58:42
  little fucking tagging pins, like I would sucking hit it real quick food like
• 58:45
  the type pen and just hit it just enough for the top to be cracked.
• 58:49
  And then I'll fucking just tell you and put it in the car and
• 58:52
  threw the way And then he never did over here, I said, not
• 58:58
  anything with cars, Yeah, not one in the car business. I wasn't
• 59:01
  the car business. I would still cars for four years, but super Throne,
• 59:06
  this car's worth this when you know it's not, And those people are
• 59:08
  happy. I was. I got him in the car. I was like,
• 59:12
  those people had shitty credit. I got him in the first six months,
• 59:14
  or have no credit? Good credit? Yeah, straight up. But
• 59:19
  yeah, no, I just remember I remember that that show was crazy and
• 59:21
  then and and then I remember like we both left because I had to go
• 59:24
  to college and all this ship and that food told me he was still working
• 59:28
  and he's like, hey, dude, they fired the manager today. That
• 59:31
  was like, I was like, really, he's like he had been here
• 59:34
  for twelve years. We didn't fire your homie though. They didn't figure out
• 59:38
  they couldn't. They didn't fit. They never used to work at Papa John's
• 59:43
  and my homie used to work at the time Hollywood Videos. It was like
• 59:45
  Blockbuster. We would do the same Thronza. I would give him money and
• 59:49
  he would give me the movie, but I would just quite like he gave
• 59:52
  me change back, but it was my own money. I just born.
• 59:58
  Yeah, I just remember that was we had shit, bro like for no
• 1:00:04
  reason, bro Like, I don't even know why. It was just like
• 1:00:07
  full CVS. You're one of the most the most fucked up throuns I ever
• 1:00:10
  did. So. I used to buy cars on Creixis and flip them.
• 1:00:14
  I gotta find a car that I knew was a little cheaper. Oh you
• 1:00:15
  told me about this trouns of your See he's away. It's always about cars
• 1:00:19
  something people, easy food. Yeah, it's easy. And it's a job
• 1:00:22
  where you just buy and flip. You buying craigs if you know, if
• 1:00:24
  you go on crexis, you know cars worth a little cheaper, and then
• 1:00:27
  you still offer less and you literally get it, wash it, clean it.
• 1:00:30
  It's worth five hundred bucks. Just don't register. White people don't clean
• 1:00:32
  their cars. Register. Then you have to. Then you have to do
• 1:00:36
  the pink. That has to be a quick so you have to get the
• 1:00:38
  like out of get the pink slip from you and then still leave it in
• 1:00:42
  your name, so it's like you sold it to another person. Technically,
• 1:00:45
  yeah, you don't sign it. Yeah, and then a small small last
• 1:00:47
  ninety ninety days. So yeah, you gotta it's a quick flip. So
• 1:00:51
  I got this car. Dog about this. It was like a two thousand
• 1:00:54
  four Jetta stick shift Chi the stand Dot. I buy it for like twenty
• 1:01:00
  two grand or eighteen hundred. I was gonna flip for like three grand.
• 1:01:04
  I buy this thing. No check engine light un till I get to the
• 1:01:07
  freeway. So I'm fucking living. I'm calling this fool not picking up typical
• 1:01:13
  Craigly shit, and I'm already passed for I'm like, all right, then
• 1:01:15
  you did meet dirty. It's almost gonna get done dirty. I get their
• 1:01:20
  dog, continuing the trauma, exactly, I get their dog. So the
• 1:01:28
  door is like it's holding on by dear life and it fucking falls eventually.
• 1:01:31
  What I don't know what you know me the same shit. I want to
• 1:01:36
  go buy a thing to take the machine off. I put a piece of
• 1:01:38
  wood to hold the window up in love ends see same shit, like the
• 1:01:44
  same shit that happened to me. I happened to him. I kept calling
• 1:01:46
  me, this was supposed this car was supposed to be for my wife.
• 1:01:51
  We're already in the struggle. Well, I met these fools at night,
• 1:01:57
  and Albertson's that's the first time. Never buy a car at night. You
• 1:02:00
  can't see what I'm selling you. Fucking car was fucked up, and I
• 1:02:05
  before I had nothing to do all day. Nah, I can't sell the
• 1:02:07
  car because I gotta work. I can see you at seven. You think
• 1:02:12
  they still have it. It's like months, like three Like it would be
• 1:02:17
  like three weeks when this guy would just randomly say you're still a piece of
• 1:02:21
  shit. You've seen it. But but like sometimes I was fucking well,
• 1:02:28
  you don't come back, bro, Like sometimes I do. I'm saying I
• 1:02:31
  do good now, bro, Like I trying to be straight now. So
• 1:02:35
  the people that did all the PPP loans and all that ship, that's like
• 1:02:37
  people thought it was like, you know, people that were getting the EEDT
• 1:02:40
  money and they got to pay it back because they were because because I was
• 1:02:44
  getting there. But I had to prove that I was at like ten ninety
• 1:02:46
  nine ship, so I approved, you know that I was working, you
• 1:02:49
  know, contracted. But people people were just paying that shit back. A
• 1:02:53
  lot of people with the with the with the interest. They were making them
• 1:02:58
  pay it like a penalty. Oh yeah, they're like okay, they're like
• 1:03:01
  them yeah, looking they're still staying to me, fucking the lunch ones for
• 1:03:07
  the kids. It was like nine of dollars p pebt is called away pebt
• 1:03:14
  damn pe ebtt and what So when when did the like when you stop when
• 1:03:23
  not not stop making um videos? But when did when When did you get
• 1:03:30
  actually into stand up bro. It was in two I was eighteen to April,
• 1:03:32
  Bro, because you're legit. Legit bro, Like anybody who has a
• 1:03:35
  manager, or anybody who has been like that, you know what I mean,
• 1:03:37
  or who has had a manager, that's pretty legit. Ye that's cool,
• 1:03:39
  bro. There was am getting high for for a second half. For
• 1:03:45
  a second, I was like yo, I was like stop now now I
• 1:03:50
  feel like like like I feel like it hit me. And then I'm like,
• 1:03:52
  I'm like, all right, he's probably gonna go to Del Taco afterwards
• 1:03:54
  or something. I gotta go to Riverside. But in twenty eighteen, we
• 1:03:59
  did a show into Lena's. I don't meet not Weed but my buddy.
• 1:04:01
  I met some dude that I used to do comedy and he was like still
• 1:04:04
  wanting to live with dream Like. It was just at that time he was
• 1:04:09
  like a drunkie way so he was he did he was a drunkie. Yeah,
• 1:04:12
  he was like he was just like had a bad drinking problem to dude.
• 1:04:14
  So I mete him from another guy and then he kind of held me
• 1:04:15
  write some jokes. I didn't really know what the funk I was doing.
• 1:04:18
  And then I met another dude I was doing videos worth. He also kind
• 1:04:21
  of held me write some jokes and then we hit did a show in a
• 1:04:25
  bar and Selena's and it was it just they say you got They say you
• 1:04:29
  had six, you got six minutes, I did like four or fun got
• 1:04:31
  out and then from there I just started hitting open mics, uh, and
• 1:04:35
  then I started running a show there. It wasn't even didn't even know shit
• 1:04:39
  about comedy at that bar a month once a month on a Thursday. That
• 1:04:43
  wasn't even a year in the comedy running a oh show already. That's probably
• 1:04:45
  the best option though, man Like, because were you still working at the
• 1:04:48
  shop. Yeah, I was still working at the shop, and then I
• 1:04:50
  went then, but then I went back because I had him, I had
• 1:04:54
  a know at that time. I barely had left the shop in that in
• 1:04:58
  that year, in April, ap May, June. So yeah, January
• 1:05:00
  Favorary in trouble like in January February. And then I started working them back
• 1:05:05
  at the job. When I got out the Army, I went to go
• 1:05:08
  work back there again, and then I signed up for school in March of
• 1:05:12
  twenty nineteen, I got a bachelor's Yeah, in the entertainment marketing. Damn
• 1:05:17
  congratulations on that man. That's that's kind of free bro military really so so
• 1:05:25
  people just don't want to get it. Get it because they don't get it
• 1:05:30
  getting a degree to the military, like that's yeah, you can get it.
• 1:05:32
  They even give you. There's even programs like after this one. They're
• 1:05:36
  like guys like, hey, do you want to continue there's a new program
• 1:05:39
  if you want to get your masters or you want to get a you know,
• 1:05:42
  and what all right, so in this degree say it again, Well,
• 1:05:45
  entertainment marketing and that's like, what did you learn on that? Was
• 1:05:47
  you just learn about like how to like run tours, how to like market
• 1:05:51
  a band, or how to like what rule like the rules in different countries
• 1:05:56
  of what you can post, like in some countries you can only persona thing.
• 1:06:00
  He learned about copyrights, about contracts, all that ship it was at
• 1:06:03
  the LA I was diad online, but it was at the through the LA
• 1:06:05
  Film School. That's that's where you're graduated from. Right here, l a
• 1:06:11
  film school. And yeah, he's my wife, that's what my wife.
• 1:06:15
  He went to a real college. My ship was fucking that ship was I
• 1:06:17
  got might be here from sea sign my son's supposed to go to college this
• 1:06:20
  year. Yeah, I didn't get one. Yeah, they don't have college
• 1:06:25
  in Mexico. Still doctor, they got n If I was in Mexico,
• 1:06:31
  I would have got to NAM. I would have wanted to go. He's
• 1:06:33
  waiting for doctor, still full. I got it. Yeah, we're waiting
• 1:06:38
  for them to do something about it. He's dreaming, still full, dreaming.
• 1:06:42
  I don't get deported. He's he's lat the next bro. Yeah,
• 1:06:48
  bro, my dad said one time he got deported again when he got here,
• 1:06:51
  like in the seventies, they deported him like in the morning he was
• 1:06:55
  back in the United States to be like ten o'clock away like then ten o'clock
• 1:06:59
  in the same day in and now quick and now that's been the port at
• 1:07:01
  that's been reported. Yeah, it was definitely been the porter. That's been
• 1:07:04
  the prison that was then everything for we lived the American dream. How did
• 1:07:10
  he get back from being the porter? But I heard it's like even harder
• 1:07:13
  back then. No, in the set like in the seventies. Also,
• 1:07:15
  it's like right now he's he doesn't have paper the thing, but he's like
• 1:07:19
  like but yeah, it's a good social security. That's like he's like a
• 1:07:21
  citizen from dude, Like my dad didn't get the porter, but my dad
• 1:07:25
  tried three times and all the third one. How long that literally did?
• 1:07:29
  Did you literally cross the border? They catch you and kick you back and
• 1:07:31
  you try again. It's like tag, It's like dad, go back and
• 1:07:34
  then you go again. It's like they don't do nothing. Really, it's
• 1:07:38
  just they throw you back to t J and try again, try again,
• 1:07:43
  and you strike it. Like you think. There's different ways obviously, like
• 1:07:45
  one at the end age you want to go to the car, it's more
• 1:07:47
  expensive. Like I think if everybody, like if everybody said putting on the
• 1:07:51
  quarter of the way right, like say like one hundred thousand people like let's
• 1:07:57
  just rush the gate, but everybody they can't stop everybody like born in East
• 1:08:00
  LA. Yeah, just fucking I think. I think like maybe half would
• 1:08:04
  make it if they But yeah, if they did, bust a fucking well,
• 1:08:08
  they don't shoot one person and everyone stopped. Dog, do they have
• 1:08:14
  the authority to shoot the money? Yeah? If the order patrol went not,
• 1:08:17
  I mean called, I thought he had a gun. That's all they
• 1:08:21
  have to set though. I thought he had a gun. Christian m UFC
• 1:08:26
  five, one, no, three, the three things are certain in life
• 1:08:30
  death taxes. And he's on announcing that he has his communications degree at Cson
• 1:08:36
  that work. Don't forget my trip to Japan. Two dude, there you
• 1:08:41
  go. Yeah, my wife went to that thing called cal State, La
• 1:08:43
  too. She went to a cal State. Is cool? I told my
• 1:08:47
  son wants to go to Santa Well, he only has options of Santose State
• 1:08:50
  and cs UMANB so Monterey Bay. He tried to. He's on the waiting
• 1:08:57
  list for Oh, we live right there, we live by there. I
• 1:09:00
  was on the way Selena on the waiting lists for San Diego State. I
• 1:09:01
  think that's where he really wants to go. I forgot that there was such
• 1:09:04
  a thing like a waiting list. Accept where else? Two where else?
• 1:09:08
  So I know, obviously see some world did you get accept The one that
• 1:09:11
  I should have gone to was Hawai State University. I had like they don't
• 1:09:15
  like the water, Yeah, well not to the statu it was. It
• 1:09:17
  was it was different. It was degree. Huh you have a degree with
• 1:09:20
  yeah, being in communications, all right, Yeah they do. I forgot
• 1:09:26
  that they wait there and they wait to get accepted in the row. Yeah,
• 1:09:29
  there's like that way. He wants to do marine biology. I'm like,
• 1:09:30
  well, just go to the fucking school right here by the house by
• 1:09:32
  Yeah, that's perfect. But he wants to go to the one because supposedly
• 1:09:35
  Saturday Stay as a better one. No Honory Bay to this fright they have
• 1:09:39
  otters. That doesn't mean yeah, like the it's literally if you're gonna they
• 1:09:47
  work, they work with the aquarium and everything. Yeah, like I went
• 1:09:50
  I went to I did like a college, went on tour to all the
• 1:09:55
  colleges of North and that was one of the ones where I was like,
• 1:09:57
  this was pretty cool. But I got accepted to count. If we ever
• 1:10:00
  done mushrooms, I did not. I've done mushrooms in the in the when
• 1:10:05
  I was in German truffles, Oh damn those are good. And then I
• 1:10:09
  was fucking we were in Amamu and the guy's like it's like I don't think
• 1:10:13
  it was like I don't twelve grand little thing like a little I don't know
• 1:10:15
  how many were in there, but I almost ate like half of them.
• 1:10:17
  Nice fucking uh. Just we started walking through them and my home. He
• 1:10:21
  had like a like a caller and I thought he was a vampire fool and
• 1:10:26
  then we walked into the store and the whole store was side like this,
• 1:10:30
  and I'm like, oh fuck. And then we went to the room.
• 1:10:32
  We went back to the room, and I tried to go to sleep like
• 1:10:34
  good, and I always came closed my eyes. I would just see like
• 1:10:38
  like patterns like stars. And then we went to the coffee shop and those
• 1:10:42
  foods were smoking. And then when I'm looking at the coffee, the coffee's
• 1:10:45
  like spewy like, and then I go take a piss, and when I'm
• 1:10:48
  peaning, my peace turning like red yell a little green purple. And then
• 1:10:56
  I went to the and then it went back to the hotel, and then
• 1:10:58
  it had a bunch of mirrors and my feels to go like this, And
• 1:11:02
  I just remember the dude telling me it was down like twelve miligrams. Are
• 1:11:05
  you Are you related to Tommy food and the milligrams? No? Hell,
• 1:11:11
  I mean it was like a little container like this, but I don't know
• 1:11:13
  what it was grams. Yeah, I don't tell yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:16
  yeah thing they were fired. But I just I just remember the like
• 1:11:21
  that's tripping, bro, Like when you say, what maybe that's what you
• 1:11:25
  ran because they don't have can't come in milligrams. And then I remember the
• 1:11:28
  dude telling me if you get too high, drink something with a lot of
• 1:11:30
  sugars could come down. I just remember, I remember just chugging the red
• 1:11:33
  bull that I went to the casino up. I don't know. I went
• 1:11:39
  to the casino. They have casino and after the yeah have they have casino?
• 1:11:44
  The number fucking Europe Bro, Damn, I didn't know that. Horehouses
• 1:11:46
  they haven't here too kind of now the casino, it's not a casino.
• 1:11:49
  It doesn't have slot machines, the car roo car rooms, Morongo, go
• 1:11:53
  to Morongo, bro changa, Sam Miguel. That's not I mean, my
• 1:12:00
  same sha not wrong, isn't it? Don't they call something else to it?
• 1:12:04
  Let's come morong that That casino is actually pretty nice, which was that's
• 1:12:10
  another one. Morongles is pretty nice. Bro. Honestly, they have the
• 1:12:12
  they have a really good clean cleaning them. They have a really good buffet
• 1:12:15
  like I've been always gave me a Vegas They're like hey, three three come
• 1:12:18
  nine, and they gave me for like a rack at the machine. It
• 1:12:24
  cost me three bugs just to stay there. Doesn't the house always win except
• 1:12:28
  when you go to the buffet. Yeah, that's a video posted. It
• 1:12:31
  takes them to go to foo foot. Um, have you ever had a
• 1:12:38
  paranormal activity? You know? Nake? Have you? My son said there's
• 1:12:42
  ghost in the house. That fool say in your house. That's what he
• 1:12:44
  says. But you know, so you believe, you believe in. I
• 1:12:46
  believe. I like watching ghost Adventures for that's just hell the funny. But
• 1:12:50
  why did your why does your son say there's ghost in the house. I
• 1:12:53
  don't know. He said he's seen some fucking shadow walk behind him one time
• 1:12:56
  he was in the bathroom. What he said, But how he was trying
• 1:13:00
  to seventeen daughter? How is your son seventeen? He said, well,
• 1:13:04
  no he at that time it was like sixteen, fifteen sixteen. That's kind
• 1:13:09
  of I don't see the reason why somebody's sixteen years old would make when when
• 1:13:13
  his Grandpather, well not my dad, but his my bags mom's dad died
• 1:13:16
  that he fucking heard his whistle in the house, Like what, like,
• 1:13:20
  I don't know. I heard that's the real thing people all the time,
• 1:13:26
  Nah, bro, I heard I heard that. That's when like, let's
• 1:13:30
  just say, if you're really tight with a certain family member, like you'll
• 1:13:33
  kind of get the last a goodbye and that at that moment, my not
• 1:13:36
  like a good ye, but you'll hear something. You'll be like, what
• 1:13:40
  the fuck I had? My parents had a picture of my all my dad's,
• 1:13:43
  my dad's, my dad's mom, my grandma. I never met her.
• 1:13:45
  She was she died. He was little, but they had a picture
• 1:13:48
  of her. And when I was little, and every time I would look
• 1:13:49
  at her, I would have cried. Bro, I would cry always,
• 1:13:53
  like Lenny, he would have seen the picure. I would always cry.
• 1:13:55
  And I was little, like I was like three four, and I look
• 1:13:57
  at it. I had never met her. Damn, that's great. You
• 1:14:00
  just start crying. Yeah, I just crying for like, I don't know.
• 1:14:04
  He's just like I think I feel like she knows. She still protects
• 1:14:09
  everybody, Bro, you know, like but because I asked my grandpa like
• 1:14:12
  that, nobody like he's never told a clear story like of of Like all
• 1:14:15
  they know is that they took her to Mexico because she heard think her independix
• 1:14:18
  burst and that's it. They don't know if they've created I don't know if
• 1:14:20
  you buried her, Like he never told him what he fe Damn, that's
• 1:14:25
  fucking cold dog. I asked him when he came one time. He kind
• 1:14:28
  of didn't want to tell me. He's like, oh, I was Kida
• 1:14:29
  hit the amp. I guess you had to pay to bring up that body
• 1:14:32
  to each city. You had to pay us a certain What kind of answer
• 1:14:34
  is that though? He's like, I've heard I don't know if it's true,
• 1:14:38
  but technically you have to pay every funeral that your the body goes through.
• 1:14:42
  Yeah, like expensive, Like it's not so from Mexico City. It's
• 1:14:45
  back to fucking like I don't even know how, Like if you're if your
• 1:14:48
  mom wanted to get buried on I'm pretty sure it's prices. Fuck yes,
• 1:14:55
  A bunch of having a sale on the website, A bunch of shows.
• 1:15:00
  What have you met Jose? They do the comedy and beer? I I
• 1:15:03
  don't. I haven't met him, but we did have shown u F and
• 1:15:09
  he like his mom and he's very like his mom and his dad always in
• 1:15:12
  his videos, right Jose with the h Yeah yeah, Jose has curly hair
• 1:15:16
  like he has curly hair. Yeah, and there like, Heyuko, what
• 1:15:23
  the fuck is Suco? I don't even know what armadillo. Armadillo over there?
• 1:15:29
  That wasuco what as I was saying, Yeah, yeah, I said,
• 1:15:36
  who can't ouko? What the fuco like they ate an armadillop? What
• 1:15:42
  the fuck? I can't? I can't. I can't. I like Armadillo's
• 1:15:47
  bro on those too. Yeah, you know what a fo When I was
• 1:15:50
  little, When I was little dog, I remember like it took me to
• 1:15:54
  one of my grandma's house, right, and they had come back from a
• 1:15:57
  Salvador and then he and then uh, It's like I just remember. I
• 1:16:00
  remember this because I was like, we did I eat what? You know
• 1:16:04
  what I mean? I remember there. I was like no, no,
• 1:16:08
  he's like that. I remember exactly what he was like. And then I
• 1:16:12
  was just like, what the fuck is gout? You know? And and
• 1:16:14
  then and then he was like no, no, st you know. And
• 1:16:16
  then I was just like what the fuck it is? And I was like,
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  all right, the number. I was like, everybody's eating it with
• 1:16:19
  tortigo s food, you know what I mean. And then I give me
• 1:16:23
  a little pieceful and I eat it there and there was got roll and I
• 1:16:27
  was like, no, he wanna And I was just like, oh,
• 1:16:30
  what the fuck? I remember starts crying for where I was I had.
• 1:16:32
  I was like fucking like six or something for you know, but I read
• 1:16:36
  my petro Yeah, bro, I was just like, what the fuck?
• 1:16:40
  Bro? But yeah, bro eyeball super illegal. Well not it's not allowed
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  no more. Yeah, super legal? What cow eyeba cow eyeball. I've
• 1:16:56
  had rattlesnake. It's kind of like shot. You haven't had fish eyes.
• 1:17:00
  I don't want no kind of eyes. Bro. That seems kind of very
• 1:17:04
  barbaric to me. Lame dude. Four twenty. My mom used see armor
• 1:17:09
  dealer as a kid growing up in Texas. Actually is a weird thing to
• 1:17:13
  eat. I don't know if I want to eat an armored dello like when
• 1:17:15
  you aren't they hard? We probably has soft inside the flour on the inside.
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  So it's like that way, Oh that's a big ass, you know.
• 1:17:39
  I think he put. I think he put. They had the palett
• 1:17:44
  and then he has the cow the cow palette to the palette on the top.
• 1:17:46
  I wanted to try it, like I'm in, but the pallet of
• 1:17:49
  then no, no, you no, you won't do come no, I've
• 1:17:55
  eaten them before. I don't even like a sucking fire just what is what
• 1:18:00
  is it? What's the one that I disliked because of the texture of the
• 1:18:04
  stomach lining, Yeah, I love the other one. You know, I
• 1:18:10
  don't like that it's that texture. Brom. I'm I have my food show,
• 1:18:14
  but we have our food show called Hi Hungry, and it's like,
• 1:18:16
  there's certain things were I'll draw the line you'll not get sick mighty three bucks
• 1:18:20
  and Sessaus and all that. I don't need that. I'm just saying,
• 1:18:25
  because you crispy them, you ask them for dirty. Please, I haven't
• 1:18:31
  had that. I don't I don't doubt. I do not doubt that they're
• 1:18:34
  fire at all. And my thing is that I do not doubt. It's
• 1:18:38
  just that I just my mind wouldn't let me bro like, how about taco
• 1:18:42
  would be like leting the eyeball not not helen. I wouldn't how about I've
• 1:18:45
  had lingua before. It's not my thing. But you know what I mean.
• 1:18:49
  I I like the you know, the traditional ship. Bro, It's
• 1:18:51
  cool. Let me just find good outside of my mom's a husband. He
• 1:18:55
  used to work with some white guy and he didn't need port. He always
• 1:18:58
  bring them tacos past And I was like, hey, speedy. These are
• 1:19:00
  delicious, delicious. You want more? You want to bring you more?
• 1:19:08
  Yeah, bring some more. I saw that. I saw this one uh
• 1:19:11
  that saw this video on YouTube. Dog. There was just one fool he
• 1:19:14
  was talking about. He was like branding to this country. And he said
• 1:19:15
  that he read he in college he ran it to my iranium food and he
• 1:19:19
  was like, oh he's He's like, he's like all he would eat was
• 1:19:21
  eggs and and and uh and hot dogs, right because you know they're in
• 1:19:26
  the struggle and ship. And then he said he met this wonderful He was
• 1:19:28
  like, you ever tried tuna and uh? And then he and then he
• 1:19:30
  was like yeah, it's like fucking ninety cents or something like that, a
• 1:19:33
  cat or something that's cheap. And then he goes and he he shows him's
• 1:19:38
  like yeah, he's like, oh, show you were to go get it.
• 1:19:39
  He goes to the store and he's getting these cats for right. He's
• 1:19:42
  like, yeah, it's delicious. And then he tells them he was like,
• 1:19:45
  hey, bro, this has a cat on there. Yeah, bro
• 1:19:49
  eating it and hopefully he was eating fucking no. I mean, they're not
• 1:19:55
  from this country. He was from Iran, or Iroq or something whatever.
• 1:19:58
  Good. Yeah, it was good to and he said it was delicious apparently.
• 1:20:00
  But I'm like, yo, this, you know who's tried that ship
• 1:20:04
  will Yeah, he's tried dog food. Add fucking cat food. Dude,
• 1:20:10
  I was a kid. When I was a kid, I have that's no
• 1:20:12
  drug, and I was a kid. I tried to dry one just to
• 1:20:14
  see what he's tried, the dry ones, and I was like, people,
• 1:20:18
  people like the biscuits. There's like a dry biscuit, Pelly, it's
• 1:20:23
  gross. Driving Yeah, but I don't know, I think but at some
• 1:20:27
  point, but have you ever seen those little uh like filet cuts of um
• 1:20:32
  of pattee? No, no, no, not pete, but like salmon
• 1:20:36
  or sunnar fish where you with a no, it's just it's a it's a
• 1:20:40
  little cut, it's like a little loin. And it's like you said,
• 1:20:42
  I'm like, I'm pretty sure there's no doubt in my mind that that that's
• 1:20:45
  it's not human safe. But there's somebody that could eat that very raw sweet
• 1:20:50
  sushi. Wrong. Yeah, yeah, bro, I watch che is wrong
• 1:20:55
  just cook the lemon. Yeah, I wat Cheeta's fire, bro. Honestly
• 1:21:00
  of my favorite though. Right, it's raw, it's like cooked in the
• 1:21:03
  limon, so you gotta let it sit there for like four hours. Some
• 1:21:08
  fools like it more like more raw than others. I like it pretty crunching,
• 1:21:11
  like like like I like the one that's still like slimy a little bit
• 1:21:15
  like that little in between. I like, Yeah, I like being Coco,
• 1:21:18
  but they'll be overnight like gireyop scalops scalops. Oh, I honestly,
• 1:21:26
  I'm not. I don't like scalops. You wouldn't. They make it the
• 1:21:30
  same. They make it the same way. They make it the chila.
• 1:21:31
  Most of the time it's fired. Oh but I haven't maybe had them like
• 1:21:34
  that. It's a mixture. Yeah, they put it in there. So
• 1:21:38
  they put those stars in this ship. You put that put See I never
• 1:21:42
  had that maybe see I gotta try that. I've never had that fire.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah, that's crazy. My sposed going right now. He's going to Riverside
• 1:21:50
  good, right now? Yeah, that's right up. It was stock there
• 1:21:55
  yesterday. No, he wasn't there. Actually I was saber last time the
• 1:22:00
  truck that shows far Bro. I was kind of sad though, because Philippe
• 1:22:02
  is like a going stage fool and just say, well, so fool,
• 1:22:04
  and then I'll come out and George was like fuck no, like damn,
• 1:22:10
  rough it again moment and shine bro again it right there. Damn he shut
• 1:22:15
  it down right away because he was like what they ain't gonna get off,
• 1:22:17
  gonna say joker. I was I would have just been like, well,
• 1:22:21
  so fools and listen though, I mean I didn't. I didn't hear that
• 1:22:25
  you said that. I thought he was like he was like fuck no.
• 1:22:28
  Philippe is like yeah, he laughs like a monster. What did he throw
• 1:22:32
  in the bag? He had a brown bag and he threw a bunch of
• 1:22:34
  shit in the crowd. Was it? We I was wondering, like,
• 1:22:39
  why is this fool just walking around with a brown paper bags but got lunch
• 1:22:42
  or something like? I thought he had like leftover fucking lunch and he bought
• 1:22:46
  into the show and then you just see him throw some shit. Um said
• 1:22:51
  COVID tester was, well, I mean you could you could elder Ship's fucking
• 1:22:57
  fattening. Yeah, you could eat a lot of I need vegan food additives.
• 1:23:01
  Yeah that shit, like just because you're vegan doesn't like you could be
• 1:23:03
  eating out of vegan fast food. I just gotta give it up to him
• 1:23:08
  like, where do you where do you find shit? There's a kind of
• 1:23:11
  ship now there is no bro. Yeah, when you're on that level,
• 1:23:15
  you have a writer. Bro. I was like, you fucking put the
• 1:23:17
  ship on the writer and they fucking go get it for you, and it's
• 1:23:20
  waiting for you when you go. Yeah. Yeah, Like that's especially with
• 1:23:25
  something like that, like being vegan was a bean being in bean burrito.
• 1:23:30
  You can have a bean burrito. Yeah, just bean cheese, just bean.
• 1:23:36
  You can get fake cheese some fucking that. Vegan cheese is the most
• 1:23:41
  veg Yeah, and even kind of vegan cheese is like the disgusting vegetarians eat.
• 1:23:45
  They eat goat cheese. Thoughe though, got cheese is fire. It's
• 1:23:50
  like fat cheese is fire too. So when I was in when I was
• 1:23:55
  in Iraq, they had the I mean not Iraq, in Germany they have
• 1:23:58
  like the I guess it's they call it, but they call it kebab.
• 1:24:01
  It's like damn uh a quiff, but it's a cabab, Like it's like
• 1:24:18
  what you drink when you get off like after the after the club thing,
• 1:24:21
  you know, And it has that feat of cheese in it with the sauce
• 1:24:25
  and the donor and they caught don Yeah I've never found one though in the
• 1:24:30
  stage. Then they have donor places. You can get them in downtown.
• 1:24:32
  It's like it's anywhere. There's like a lot of Indian foods. That's I
• 1:24:35
  think it's I want to say it's Turkish, yeah, but it's yeah,
• 1:24:39
  it's Turkish, but it's like a lot of Indian foods. Just eat it,
• 1:24:42
  bro, It's like that. And they have that same thing. Uh,
• 1:24:45
  they have that same thing like the bustle and then it's the lamb or
• 1:24:50
  chicken. Lamb is fired too, bro? And did you see that fucking
• 1:24:56
  cash had fool? Oh you gotta killed Staf the morning in San Francisco though
• 1:25:01
  a homeless job. Bro, somebody must forty three years old. You know,
• 1:25:05
  there might be an inside job, but they would have just like if
• 1:25:09
  they wanted to scare them, maybe stab him one but they killed him.
• 1:25:12
  Yeah that's true, bro. I think it means nothing. They're going I
• 1:25:15
  have some stocks and then sell that shit real quickly on the cash at about
• 1:25:21
  like, I mean, shouldn't he have security? Maybe he lives there,
• 1:25:26
  who he's probably just going home? Are you gonna be like this morning.
• 1:25:28
  It was morning, I think two fifty four am. Was he doing that
• 1:25:30
  that late though? See he's like working down here in two fifty something doesn't
• 1:25:34
  happen form that's true, I mean there was reports of it. All I'm
• 1:25:38
  saying is you're gonna take that full out just until you got taken down in
• 1:25:43
  the street too. They try to rob him. That's why you got to
• 1:25:45
  live in a gated community. That's what I'm saying. Like, somebody probably
• 1:25:48
  try to rob him because they do have like, hello, fucking homeless activity
• 1:25:51
  in San Francisco. Yeah, that's just it was weird, bro, I
• 1:25:57
  wouldn't live there. It's it's but there are cultures right there. We're crazy?
• 1:26:01
  Are you pretty famous? Selena's yeah. People I've been like I've been
• 1:26:09
  weird. I've been like when it like Arizona or Texas and people recognize me,
• 1:26:12
  I'm like, oh shit, that's like that turns me out more.
• 1:26:14
  But like I went to that they had a car show this weekend street Low.
• 1:26:17
  A lot of people recognize me to take picture. If I have my
• 1:26:19
  hair up, people kind of second guess it. But if I have it
• 1:26:21
  down immediately like oh shit, But people would be screaming out like hey food
• 1:26:27
  still my Cadillac and murder. I'm like, we want my bitch relaxed,
• 1:26:31
  relaxed food. The first the first one. The first one was a fibso
• 1:26:36
  for people would be like, hey, if I WANs so I did a
• 1:26:40
  video where I fable loss on myself, zee bro, I'm not bro because
• 1:26:44
  I've always told them if Fabuloso came out with a drink, I tried say,
• 1:26:48
  I said to get, I said if I'm also if the try to
• 1:26:50
  fible loss on like something. And then that ship that kind of happened the
• 1:26:55
  start of with my mom. Damn you you still have that video or you
• 1:26:59
  post? You post? Do you post the one that you posted? Post
• 1:27:02
  it? But it wouldn't let me post it. The best one is that
• 1:27:06
  all the foods that get all mad. He was like, those are total
• 1:27:10
  tears. And the person that gives you a taco in the video of it
• 1:27:15
  that was at the car show that was like four years ago. That video.
• 1:27:18
  Yeah, and then every time that I remember side thick messaging when they's
• 1:27:21
  like you're fucking hack full You're He's like, you're a fucking hack that video
• 1:27:30
  he got mad. No no, no, I do remember what day was
• 1:27:31
  the Raider loft that day? Yeah, posted it and you're just gonna post
• 1:27:35
  the same video get some new ship, dude, Yeah yeah he was.
• 1:27:39
  It was bad. Yeah. I saw that comment too. He was like,
• 1:27:43
  dude, that was last year's post. Dude. He posted it,
• 1:27:47
  he put he shared it on the story. He's a fucking hack. Yeah,
• 1:27:53
  that video, it would generate, It would generate. Bro. There's
• 1:27:57
  sometimes it would get up to eight hundred, nine hundred thousand views. Bro.
• 1:28:00
  Yeah. See, I'm like, why wouldn't you repost that shit again
• 1:28:01
  with the score and they fucking lost fool and that's it. Yeah, just
• 1:28:05
  at the bottom. Use it for anything, food, for anything that has
• 1:28:08
  to Tolos on the team Cowboys, Raiders nine ers. If the food foods
• 1:28:13
  got gets deleted, yeah, he said, the food's got wild page gets
• 1:28:17
  deleted. Un huh. These are real total tiers. Yeah, these are
• 1:28:23
  really told thrill troll tiers. Hey food you know, um that food getting
• 1:28:27
  stabbed does It's not as crazy as this as this this fucking story I was
• 1:28:30
  reading. It says fool in India. This is why I don't. This
• 1:28:32
  is why I like traveling to work. It's like first and second world countries.
• 1:28:35
  You know what I mean, because you know I'm just saying, dog
• 1:28:40
  in India's pretty wild for this ship. Five men arrest. You've been traveling
• 1:28:44
  for the past twenty to two countries Mexico and Canada. Three has been to
• 1:28:50
  one more. Three countries. He's been to one more than me. First
• 1:28:55
  of all, you can't leave the United States. Been to two still too.
• 1:29:00
  Here in Mexico, that's two. I've been in three. That's one
• 1:29:02
  more. You've been in one more than me. And you're a world travel
• 1:29:04
  recording to you. So you're in Mexico and what else Mexical one of the
• 1:29:08
  two. I've been in Mexico. Yeah, I've been there. Salvador.
• 1:29:15
  No, I've been in Mexico, Canada, and Japan. I'm gonna add
• 1:29:19
  some. I'm gonna go back to Japan. So Hona, go to Salvador.
• 1:29:23
  Your presidents. Wait till he fit, wait till he arrests all the
• 1:29:25
  old totos, and then and he has all the when he has all the
• 1:29:29
  trollos in jail, and then we make a video out there those are jail
• 1:29:34
  and that is that even they just post the video. He's all over the
• 1:29:39
  rest and those are real trollo tiers. Yeah, because that's crazy out there
• 1:29:44
  fucking locking up all those fools. And he's just like, yep, anybody
• 1:29:46
  who has a tattoo, I can't go with him. No, if you
• 1:29:50
  like, they'll look, if you fit the profile, they'll investigate you.
• 1:29:55
  And then nine times I cops out there who just don't give a fuck.
• 1:29:59
  They see, let's go. Most of those fools fucking have a one in
• 1:30:01
  the threes in the hard to spot form, That's what I'm saying. Or
• 1:30:04
  they gotta em and the ass and stuff. But hey, but yeah,
• 1:30:06
  this one, this story tripped me out. For five man arrested for human
• 1:30:10
  sacrifice at the Indian Temple. Dog they beheaded somebody foo. I wonder the
• 1:30:17
  Indian bro like they had the fucking powder all them all over themselves. You
• 1:30:21
  think the guy was willing to sacrifice himself. I mean for them to get
• 1:30:26
  for that food, to get be headed, you gotta put up ahead of
• 1:30:29
  a fight, you know what I mean. But I'm saying maybe he was
• 1:30:30
  like, hey, sacrifice me, bro, I'll let you guys do it.
• 1:30:34
  I don't there's there is some people that will do some crazy probably to
• 1:30:38
  that one guy that has the big old elephant that has twenty arms, the
• 1:30:41
  Krishna. I don't know what it's called. Like, you know, it
• 1:30:45
  was a sixty four year old man they'd be headed. I thought was really
• 1:30:49
  oldsome. Oh that sixties something. No, he's fifty eight, sixty four.
• 1:30:59
  It's not old. But I mean he lived, he lived a good
• 1:31:00
  life. He's not gonna get he's not gonna U volunteer to get beheaded though.
• 1:31:11
  Dude, you know what's fucked up? You know we're talking you know
• 1:31:14
  how we're talking about like fucked up countries. Yeah, China. You know
• 1:31:16
  how they have those wiggers, those Muslim people that they don't like, and
• 1:31:18
  they have them in camps. That's what they call them. Yeah, they
• 1:31:21
  call them wiggers. It's not spelled the way you think it's w it's u
• 1:31:25
  y g h u r s. But it's literally that's how you pronounce it.
• 1:31:29
  Uh, they're make so you know how they're Muslims and these fools like
• 1:31:31
  don't eat pork and they don't drink during Ramada. Yeah, China's like,
• 1:31:35
  oh, well you're not Muslim, drink eat right now. I like making
• 1:31:44
  them, like I prove that they're not that's fucked up. That's like arthen
• 1:31:46
  that's like me giving the guy the pork. Yeah, he's doing it.
• 1:31:50
  He's doing knowingly just to prove to you to frame not to go to a
• 1:31:55
  camp. Are you sure it's it's not wig? Guys, we're I don't
• 1:31:59
  know how you want me to pronounce if I'm hanging wrong, I don't know,
• 1:32:01
  not no, but I think it's I think it's with an as weird
• 1:32:05
  guys. Literally, that's that's how fucking NPR spells. I don't think NPR
• 1:32:11
  is wrong. Oh never mind, you're right, Yeah, how you pronounce
• 1:32:14
  it? I mean I'm yeah, yeah, there's the Muslim winners. They
• 1:32:18
  got the facts. That should be a segment. They got the facts.
• 1:32:23
  So this was like, so what fucked up? Well? I mean it's
• 1:32:29
  dirty, bro, but is there God not forgiving? Like Jesus Christ?
• 1:32:33
  I was reading, I was, I was reading the comments and these fools
• 1:32:35
  are going back and forth the Muslim guy and uh, I don't have to
• 1:32:40
  click sea translation. No, there were no, they were, No,
• 1:32:42
  there they were they were. He was writing English. But he's like,
• 1:32:44
  oh, I lies, the Qoran is the only real Bible and then falls
• 1:32:47
  back the full so full went back and it's like, well, everything that's
• 1:32:50
  happening in the Bible has it started to happen. Stuff has happened. Oh
• 1:32:54
  you're paying to some full. No, they're just going back and forth.
• 1:32:57
  Bro, it's how the funny. I mean, I'm just I'm just saying
• 1:33:00
  and like, like I don't remember, I probably liked it is there is
• 1:33:02
  there is there is there is there God, Like is that food forgiving?
• 1:33:06
  Because you know how like you know how like Jesus is kind of laid back.
• 1:33:10
  Jesus kind of like not laid back, but it's like a fool my
• 1:33:14
  bad. That's technically that's what That's what the fucking Bible says. That's that's
• 1:33:17
  what Catholics. That's how I'm saying. But you're also not supposed to fuck
• 1:33:23
  up. But technically you shans, I don't know what your guys is.
• 1:33:25
  If you know that you're if you know that you're gonna fuck up, and
• 1:33:28
  you know that you can say sorry, you can, you're probably gonna not
• 1:33:30
  feel so bad about sucking up again. So that's pretty same. Confessed to
• 1:33:34
  it, right, Yeah, But I can do whatever once I confess it's
• 1:33:36
  clean slave. That's what I'm saying, that's exactly what I'm saying. You're
• 1:33:40
  not I mean, you're Christian. I'm not Christian A Catholics Christians, I
• 1:33:44
  don't know how the fun that works with them. I love Catholics at the
• 1:33:46
  end day. I'm just gonna tell this guys. Yeah, Bro, but
• 1:33:50
  restivals and we're back. Yeah, but what do you think My friend is
• 1:33:55
  Christian? Bro and like, and I asked him that I've been to his
• 1:33:58
  church before, and that's what works. The same way. They believe in
• 1:34:00
  the same fucking Jesus. Bro. They just don't believe with all the homies
• 1:34:02
  that come along with Catholic ones, you know what I mean, Or these
• 1:34:05
  whiz world Muslims and Christians are actually Jewish. I mean, I mean,
• 1:34:13
  I don't know. I don't even know we're talking about Jesus lady. Yeah.
• 1:34:20
  No, I'm just saying, Bro. Just so, I just said,
• 1:34:23
  we talked about a post and then I don't know, could you talk
• 1:34:26
  talking about the Muslim that's just gonna got I just think it's fucked up because
• 1:34:30
  I literally saw a video there was this there was this person, and I
• 1:34:32
  think they's just opened all the borders and everybody go everywhere from they were giving
• 1:34:35
  them a shot and they're like, here, take a shot. Wouldn't it
• 1:34:38
  be tired if all the gods got down like in front of everybody, like
• 1:34:41
  like Buddho, you think Budodo would win because this is rustlemania or one.
• 1:34:44
  Like I'm just saying, like, it's not her god. Here it comes
• 1:34:46
  out Buddha. What song you think Buddhist coming up to take up turning?
• 1:34:53
  Probably that is coming up Magos would be like tag team team. I don't
• 1:34:58
  know. Wait, but there's different kind of Buddhists. They were have to
• 1:35:00
  fight to see who is the strongest Buddha and then no one want to have
• 1:35:01
  to go and fight you a god? Well, he technically is to some
• 1:35:06
  to some people. So so I mean, I'm just saying like if they
• 1:35:10
  would have a god's street fighter to see, like that is the best way
• 1:35:15
  to settle it. To settle it, it would be ahead of a fight.
• 1:35:19
  You just have to see it in the sky. Everybody got a front
• 1:35:21
  row seat like a like a Helena cell. Yeah, what Satan? Satan
• 1:35:28
  be in this competition? Because something would Satan be in this competition because technically
• 1:35:32
  some people worshiped him too, Yeah, it would have to be. Yeah,
• 1:35:38
  he's Kane Ralph Buddha is coming out with that crisp wat song. Yeah,
• 1:35:45
  Bro, there would be different. They have that tall Buddha with that
• 1:35:49
  fucking those circles on its head, and then they have the laughing Buddha.
• 1:35:53
  They have different ones. Yeah, but they have that wound that lays down
• 1:36:00
  two on the floor and ship there's different kind of fucking buddhas. Bro.
• 1:36:03
  Like, I'm pretty sure if you know the fab Boodha that we see like
• 1:36:08
  in Asian stores and all that, it's like, yeah, that's it's just
• 1:36:11
  as real as its authentic orange chicken is to Chinese food. So the ones
• 1:36:15
  that people were wearing like on their necklace a little little, a little,
• 1:36:17
  I think that's supposed to be Booda. Yeah, that's the one I'm talking
• 1:36:19
  about. He's the one that has a shit on his head. Oh not
• 1:36:23
  the fat one. Well he's kind of like lean, but the other fat
• 1:36:26
  this guy looks like he does how to do yoga. Who's that one that
• 1:36:29
  maybe he's got Maybe he got married on that picture? Happened to happened you
• 1:36:35
  get married? I've been listening with try well you did you get bigger with
• 1:36:40
  your skinny when you were like, yeah, I was fucking out like the
• 1:36:42
  army. I'll sucking taking steroids fool yeah yeah the army. Yeah uh taking
• 1:36:47
  a trend trend and the other one's called debo. You still get him.
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  I think we have. I'll tink, I'll take it. I'll take you
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  one shot a week for and you put it but your but your but government
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  gave it to you at my homely boughtym for some full in Germany. I
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  Hey, son, can you bring that with you? Like if you're in
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  jury. Start once you put in your carry on you stinking in poly Yeah,
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  because it's a drugs Do they check you foods? Not because you're the
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  military, right, It's like, hey, probably you didn't see American gangster
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  bro Ther. That's how they got drugs in. It made you gave get
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  strong quick broad like like like like within the month or using that show.
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  I was already like benching three fifteen, like I should get on steroid.
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  I was two fifteen. You could. It's not it's like any drug full
• 1:37:38
  of you abuse it. Obviously you're getting if you do it properly and I
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  mean, yeah, that won't fall off. I don't know, man,
• 1:37:45
  if it part has been on steroids for like two years already, he hasn't
• 1:37:48
  talked about it's like my opinions for long, like so it was like people,
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  yeah, remember the remember the a sectory story? Oh yeah, yeah
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  dude. I was like back to me, what yeah, well Barts yeah
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  dude. I was like, I don't know how this conversation came out of.
• 1:38:09
  Xavi is like, Yo, did you know Disney at disneland and I'm
• 1:38:15
  like looking at Barts and Barts is kind of like fuck these kids type ship.
• 1:38:17
  And I'm like, you don't want kids or nothing? And he's like
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  you can't have them. And I was like, bro, just because you
• 1:38:23
  don't have a girlfriend, just mean you can't have any and he's like I
• 1:38:25
  can't have them. And then I was like I was kind yeah, I'm
• 1:38:28
  still like what are you talking about? Bro? Like have you busted?
• 1:38:30
  Like if you go raw dog and you just can't have them, like you
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  hit don't work. He's like, I go to the sect to me when
• 1:38:35
  I was twenty two, he has not wanted them ever. Yeah. That
• 1:38:42
  was his college days dude. You know he had to pay top money to
• 1:38:45
  not talk to a psychologist. Yeah, because they have to make They make
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  you going to get in a mentor evalegation and be like are you sure you
• 1:38:51
  want to tie it up? You have kids though, like, oh what
• 1:38:56
  you have kids? Don't get fun? But if once you have kids,
• 1:38:58
  are like you're just gonna close the factory down. Like if you're a girl
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  and you go to to go get your tubes tight and you're like under twenty
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  five, you don't have kids, don't make you go talk to a psychologist.
• 1:39:08
  Make sure. I just don't want kids, broa, but they don't.
• 1:39:12
  I just don't know. I don't want kids wanting to dude, Yeah,
• 1:39:15
  bro whatever just st wars condoms. Why oh he's trying to protect this
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  out for STDVA. Hey dude, why don't we just have a mon in
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  UK? Why don't we just why don't we just have a mon eight?
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  Yeah, he's kind of Barte is gonna back then you start dying. Now,
• 1:39:34
  Barte's gonna poison you next time he feeds you brows, putting all his
• 1:39:38
  business out there like that. You're the one who starting I thought you were
• 1:39:41
  getting to stop there and then you're just like, oh, you know what,
• 1:39:44
  put everything you out there. I want to get one. Yeah,
• 1:39:48
  he hadn't went for I watched it on YouTube. Look kind of painful.
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  Yeah, your ball's automatically hurt when you just pulled a little little thing else
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  salary. They heard people like say that they saw yeah, they saw the
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  ends pretty that they put a little blockage. So pretty much you fucking I
• 1:40:05
  heard people like say that, like they just fucked up ones where like it's
• 1:40:10
  still didn't didn't fucking solder it ride or something. Still make it go through.
• 1:40:14
  Han, It's like a twenty minute procedure. It's like in and out.
• 1:40:16
  They don't even put your sleep I think do I think it's number Yeah,
• 1:40:19
  they're just you're awake one now stick a need on your nuts. Oh
• 1:40:27
  that is like a counter like the ship predicting got wrong? Stop? Why
• 1:40:30
  do you have to bring that ship up? Brush? Just nasty thing your
• 1:40:33
  peak, dude, it's crazy health. That's like, ain't for your day,
• 1:40:41
  you know, for your like you know, ray, do we have
• 1:40:45
  a preview for the Patriot By the way, um, shout out to everybody
• 1:40:47
  that that that I signed up to the Patreon if you haven't signed on to
• 1:40:50
  the Patriot Patreon, make sure you guys sign up. You guys get first
• 1:40:56
  access to all the fucking episodes like you're watching right here, and you get
• 1:41:00
  to see some of the behind the scenes episodes like this one that will be
• 1:41:01
  dropping on Friday. We got a preview for you guys of Xavier's uh what
• 1:41:06
  is it in myself? Barts and uh, you know teaser is such a
• 1:41:10
  good time. We had a Disneyland, so all the behind the scenes,
• 1:41:13
  how I snuck some liquor in and all the crazy stuff that we did in
• 1:41:15
  there. So make sure you guys looked from the lookout for the full video
• 1:41:18
  on Friday on Patreon and sign up for one of the tears. But if
• 1:41:21
  you guys want to preview here it goes. Yeah, I just want to
• 1:41:26
  add to that. Um, it's not much, but it's you know,
• 1:41:30
  it's it's a little something because there's a lot of footage and stuff. It
• 1:41:32
  looked like the boys had a great time. Look like Barts had a good
• 1:41:34
  time. We got rid of we got we got rid of the baby.
• 1:41:40
  What that's the goal of going to land? All right, well, all
• 1:41:43
  right, I'm gonna play this video I'm gonna mute you guys, And that's
• 1:41:53
  how we're starting off the Patreon video what's up, Dustin? Yeah, what's
• 1:41:59
  going on? Dustin? Heard? Is the first time at Disneyland first?
• 1:42:02
  Yeah, I mean what it lost three four years ago. We're going to
• 1:42:10
  both parks today, though, years after Dustin brought the hook of shoes.
• 1:42:19
  And this is the fucking horrible line. We gotta wait here, Xavis still
• 1:42:24
  know where to be found if you ever have to look to this a in
• 1:42:28
  the hotel right here, literally the hotel. They have all the line.
• 1:42:30
  Shit, he will probably be cooking the bombmass school that you're gonna have him.
• 1:42:35
  He should have me talk to behind for I'll do that. It's a
• 1:42:39
  little scart up, but that that's color right there. He's the jail,
• 1:42:43
  just a little scart up, still getting stuff. Oh looking, look who's
• 1:42:45
  coming up behind the pregnant couple going on? Is that part not skinny?
• 1:42:54
  Not the good time? That right? Look like congratulations, it doesn't buy
• 1:43:02
  If we need to get over a pay for pasta. I'm in the middle
• 1:43:09
  now the game. Oh my god, hold hold on, you gotta hold
• 1:43:17
  it, you gotta hold it, all right, all right? And we
• 1:43:23
  are back. Uh, for everybody who wants to see the rest or that
• 1:43:27
  full day episode and behind the scenes, make sure you guys sign up to
• 1:43:30
  the Patreon and that's you get first access to all this stuff. And everybody,
• 1:43:32
  d M. If you haven't received your shirt money, you wes money
• 1:43:36
  on other stupid shits, sign up. Yeah, yeah, that's Starbucks.
• 1:43:41
  Every day. All these fools would buy us a beer if they saw us.
• 1:43:45
  You know what, dude, Bucks, I'm gonna put that as a
• 1:43:47
  tier. I'm gonna just see how if you would buy us a beer.
• 1:43:50
  Now, it's gonna be a ten dollars tier, so we get five bucks
• 1:43:53
  to buy a beer. Yeah, straight up. But no for real though,
• 1:43:57
  and every everybody, um, everybody just trying to watch some stuff.
• 1:44:00
  We're gonna have more behind the scenes like that too. And one thing we're
• 1:44:03
  working on is we're gonna do you know how we get here really early.
• 1:44:06
  Right when we get here, Ray's gonna start the audio, so you're gonna
• 1:44:10
  be here. Is talking shit. You said we're doing that, right,
• 1:44:12
  I said we were gonna be recorded, but I mean even we were gonna
• 1:44:15
  do the pre show. Patron got the pre show. Oh I've been patron.
• 1:44:18
  Maybe we can have the mics hot. Yeah, where the mics are
• 1:44:20
  hot, and we kind of just you know how we're here, just if
• 1:44:23
  you remember what you're agreeing to. Yeah, I don't know what you just
• 1:44:26
  got talking. I'm just saying, like, I do another show here,
• 1:44:32
  Doctor Greenham show, and I have to watch my mouth there a lot,
• 1:44:35
  so I'm pretty good at it, you know what I'm just saying. I
• 1:44:38
  don't know about you, but Exavi, you have to bounce you because you
• 1:44:41
  have this year Daddy Daddy semi yes, conspiracy Daddy got to hit over there
• 1:44:45
  to conspiracy. So I'm gonna have to so you guys, Thursday Thursday,
• 1:44:48
  we have guests. Yeah, he said, funk Freaks back Thursday Thursday,
• 1:44:54
  Funk Freaks, Funk Freaks. The homies are gonna be pulling up but this
• 1:44:58
  Thursday. Then I guess Ralph Problems gonna come out and get it. And
• 1:45:00
  I don't know which we'll get someone. Yeah, I got told to be
• 1:45:03
  on this at two in the morning. Bro, Hey, make sure you're
• 1:45:09
  there at nine thirty four. Of you're not there to night thirty, We're
• 1:45:11
  gonna start with out you and then we'll do a break and then you'll come
• 1:45:13
  in. Damn, how fucked up were you yesterday? Because it sounds like
• 1:45:16
  what he says, he's all fucked up. But it's like, hey,
• 1:45:19
  you want to let me let me let me put in the car, run
• 1:45:21
  now for the podcast. No wonder my phone went off. I was like,
• 1:45:25
  who the fuck? Text me? Like, then would you text me
• 1:45:29
  in the morning. This one was like you're gooding. I was like,
• 1:45:31
  you're good buddying. I know this because they kicked us out there like a
• 1:45:36
  round two. I'm like this was probably kept blowing. Damn. Yeah,
• 1:45:43
  that food was ready to go, okay going. He told that the dude
• 1:45:45
  I don't know his name, just starting to do with the hat. I
• 1:45:47
  don't know his name. He's like, hey, on your house. What
• 1:45:49
  he's that guy? He's like, I don't know, man, Yeah,
• 1:45:58
  I menu you get Did you get a second? High? High? From
• 1:46:00
  them to I feel like it's like high little ust particles. I feel like
• 1:46:04
  it was. It was more concentrated here. It was probably the size of
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  this the room though, the green room. Yeah, like maybe like from
• 1:46:10
  her here and everybody was just like this is the whole time. Yeah,
• 1:46:15
  those wackles and shipping, but Hey, we want to thank u and going
• 1:46:18
  to do my mone for coming on as well. Never thought I would be
• 1:46:24
  here, man, where's where's the shop at? Dude? The small shop?
• 1:46:27
  We don't have a more food? Did you listen to? The shop
• 1:46:30
  is still there, but now some other food dust monks. Someone's looking right
• 1:46:34
  now, someone looking bro crooked small? What do you do? How do
• 1:46:39
  you find how do you find them? Sometimes? Honestly, for it's just
• 1:46:42
  easier to fix your car for and cheaper. Bro, I found that ship
• 1:46:45
  out. It's cheaper sometimes to fix it. And people are like, oh,
• 1:46:48
  just to check any I don't like, Bro. Sometimes it's like costs
• 1:46:51
  you like a hundred bucks to fix times it's just a fucking gas cap,
• 1:46:54
  bro. Yeah, you get a gas pack for check engine. Yeah,
• 1:46:58
  get an evapp code. The cat fucking hate those. The catalytic converter for
• 1:47:02
  a bad The code for a bad catalytic converter is P four twenty. That's
• 1:47:08
  the one you don't want. That's for yeah, bad cat. There you
• 1:47:11
  go. So if you see that and make sure you can get a new
• 1:47:13
  one or fucking go check them up the shop twenty? Where can where can
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  they follow you that you guys can follow me on Instagram and go to my
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  mom on TikTok, Facebook YouTube. Make sure you guys follow them and appreciate
• 1:47:28
  you coming by Ray shoutouts. Shout out to I'll go to the my mom
• 1:47:30
  for coming through. You're funny as hell to me. You're the automotive version
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  of of Tommy three plates. Is he capitall cap whatever? Morning Shop Films,
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• 1:47:44
  put out Everything Everywhere, All at Once review, so if you've seen that
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  metal drummer who Goes Death check it out. Um Yeah. Also, make
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• 1:48:23
  But I did also get enough glass Pendance where there will be a glass
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  show, sale, a whatnot, so just look out for that for everybody
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  trying to get some heady glass in their life. Aside from that, we'll
• 1:48:32
  see you guys Thursday seven to nine, which is tomorrow, and appreciate everybody
• 1:48:36
  who's in. And yes we're running in a little bit early because Exageria has
• 1:48:40
  to go see his daddy Sam, so he's out