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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
- 0:02Speaker 1: a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
- 0:05Speaker 2: We drop a lot of episodes per week, talking all
- 0:09Speaker 2: things Bravo.
- 0:10Speaker 1: So we know it's hard to keep up.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Here are the.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Best moments you missed this week. We have a special
- 0:16Speaker 2: guest with us here today.
- 0:17Speaker 1: I know, one that actually made us nervous.
- 0:19Speaker 3: I know, we're all nerved up. I think I'm shaking
- 0:21Speaker 3: a little.
- 0:21Speaker 1: We literally went into the bathroom when we were talking
- 0:23Speaker 1: and she's, Daddy's like, I'm actually nervous for this interview.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Why?
- 0:27Speaker 3: We don't ever get nervous.
- 0:28Speaker 4: No, because.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Because rumor has it you storm out of interviews.
- 0:32Speaker 2: What? Yeah.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Have you ever stormed out of an interview?
- 0:33Speaker 3: Because we heard that.
- 0:34Speaker 1: No, never in my life.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Okay. You've never gotten mad and left a couch or anything?
- 0:39Speaker 4: No.
- 0:39Speaker 3: You would see it. Everything I do is filmed. Where
- 0:42Speaker 3: is that rumor from? Did you just dream of that?
- 0:44Speaker 3: Is that from Facebook?
- 0:45Speaker 1: Like the AI tabloids?
- 0:48Speaker 3: I googled what questions to ask you. It's not. This
- 0:52Speaker 3: was our number one question. I put it on Instagram. Okay.
- 0:56Speaker 3: I laughed when I saw that. I was like, I
- 0:57Speaker 3: can't imagine that they said people. It's all about dating.
- 1:00Speaker 4: All about dating.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Everybody wants to know who you're dating. The first one was,
- 1:03Speaker 3: and I think I already know the answer to this.
- 1:05Speaker 3: You can't answer us, even though I know you're dying to.
- 1:09Speaker 3: Who is your housewife crush? Oh, that's a good question.
- 1:14Speaker 1: I will say it's not a crush, but me and
- 1:17Speaker 1: Dorinda have been spending a lot of time together recently.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Not a crush.
- 1:20Speaker 4: I mean, I love Dorinda.
- 1:21Speaker 1: You didn't say the person I thought you were going
- 1:22Speaker 1: to say.
- 1:23Speaker 3: I don't know. Wait, who do you think I was
- 1:25Speaker 3: going to say? I'm not going to say. Well, you
- 1:27Speaker 3: have to. Well, you have to. I gave you like
- 1:29Speaker 3: an underhand there. But you can't do that. Because I don't,
- 1:32Speaker 3: I have such a good friendship. Are you saying like Sally?
- 1:34Speaker 4: No, I said a housewife.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Oh, a housewife.
- 1:36Speaker 1: No, the reason is because where I was filming in
- 1:38Speaker 1: Massachusetts was right by Dorinda's.
- 1:41Speaker 3: And she was just in Australia with us. So that's
- 1:42Speaker 3: why I've been spending all this time with her.
- 1:43Speaker 1: We actually have a new cast member on Orange County,
- 1:45Speaker 1: and her name is Carmela. She used to be married
- 1:47Speaker 1: to a professional football player, Jeff Garcia. I was thinking
- 1:51Speaker 1: you guys would be a really cute couple.
- 1:52Speaker 3: You guys set us up. Okay, I'll set you up.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Yep. How about when the producers asked Teresa in her
- 2:11Speaker 1: like confessional, do you realize Lisa kind of gives you
- 2:16Speaker 1: a lot of compliments? And she's like, yeah.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind it. I like it.
- 2:21Speaker 1: I like it.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Great legs.
- 2:22Speaker 1: You're kind. You're so easy to be around. People don't
- 2:25Speaker 1: know who Teresa is.
- 2:27Speaker 3: It kind of felt like the, you know.
- 2:29Speaker 2: When you like your younger sister, your younger siblings, like
- 2:32Speaker 2: desperate to hang out with you.
- 2:34Speaker 4: Yes.
- 2:35Speaker 3: That's what it kind of felt like.
- 2:36Speaker 1: She's like, if I could just build a door between
- 2:39Speaker 1: our hotel room so we could just come and go.
- 2:41Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on?
- 2:44Speaker 3: I know.
- 2:44Speaker 4: Your outfit is sick.
- 2:46Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Off the 1996 runway. I'm like, I'm pretty sure it
- 2:50Speaker 1: was from Amazon.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I'm 99% sure Tamara already wore that.
- 2:57Speaker 3: I'm like, what?
- 3:01Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 3:01Speaker 3: But how about when Teresa's saying she.
- 3:04Speaker 1: she'd get off the bus if they left Lisa there.
- 3:08Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, they were talking about just leaving and
- 3:10Speaker 1: I would have gotten off the bus.
- 3:13Speaker 3: I'm like, bullshit. No, you wouldn't have. Bullshit, Teresa. You
- 3:17Speaker 3: would not have gotten off that bus.
- 3:18Speaker 1: And Giselle's all, in Potomac, we would have left your ass.
- 3:23Speaker 3: Yeah. She's like, mm-mm.
- 3:25Speaker 1: We don't play tardiness is what she said. And Luann's like,
- 3:27Speaker 1: in our world, you have a 15-minute grace period.
- 3:31Speaker 2: And then they like flashback to Miami where they're all
- 3:34Speaker 2: waiting on Lisa Hawks.
- 3:35Speaker 1: I think it was, they didn't throw yours in there, huh?
- 3:38Speaker 3: I know that. Well, cause mine, there's no fighting.
- 3:40Speaker 2: It's just the one that's like, but I think that
- 3:43Speaker 2: would have been funny.
- 3:44Speaker 1: That's kind of iconic.
- 3:48Speaker 3: I mean, I was late gate was started with me.
- 3:50Speaker 3: That's the only thing that I ever started.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Well, there you go.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Don't be tardy for the party. You should be responsible
- 3:56Speaker 1: for that too.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Oh my God. I don't want to be responsible for anything. Yeah, right.
- 4:03Speaker 1: And I will talk about that in headlines.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Okay.
- 4:06Speaker 2: So then meanwhile, Giselle, Portia and Luann pregame while bitching
- 4:10Speaker 2: about lateness.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:12Speaker 2: The pregame might've been a mistake.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Oh, you mean getting Luann drunk?
- 4:16Speaker 1: Yes.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Well, okay.
- 4:18Speaker 1: If they didn't get Luann drunk, well, Luann got herself drunk.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Let's just put it that way.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Nobody is responsible for yourself, but you.
- 4:25Speaker 1: And what would have happened?
- 4:31Speaker 2: Nothing, but why does every time something has to happen,
- 4:34Speaker 2: it just makes somebody very irritating?
- 4:37Speaker 1: She was so irritating.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Like, I was like, zip it.
- 4:41Speaker 1: But she was Luanne. I mean, the level of confidence
- 4:46Speaker 1: this woman has.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Did you see when she tried to hand Kyle her vape? Yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 2: And then she's like, and Kyle's like, I don't vape.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she says, well, didn't you give me
- 4:57Speaker 1: one earlier or something like that?
- 4:59Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah. I'm like, no, she didn't.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I'm like, I know all the things and I for
- 5:02Speaker 1: sure know that Kyle does not vape. Well, she also
- 5:04Speaker 1: thought that Kyle was rolling her eyes.
- 5:07Speaker 3: And meanwhile, Kyle's like, no, I just was going.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Because did you imagine being Kyle the only sober one
- 5:16Speaker 2: in that group?
- 5:30Speaker 3: We'll talk about the trailer for the E! News series,
- 5:33Speaker 3: The Golden Life.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Now, have we decided if we're going to talk about
- 5:36Speaker 1: this or no?
- 5:37Speaker 3: I don't know. After seeing the trailer, I don't know
- 5:40Speaker 3: if I need to. Like, I don't.
- 5:44Speaker 1: You didn't like it?
- 5:50Speaker 3: I don't know. It's like, to me, it's like buying
- 5:54Speaker 3: a fake purse.
- 5:55Speaker 1: It's like a knockoff, is that what you're saying?
- 5:57Speaker 3: Yes.
- 5:57Speaker 1: You never know when you might be on that knockoff show.
- 5:59Speaker 1: So don't be talking shit about it, okay? They call
- 6:02Speaker 1: you right now and say, I know what they got paid.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I talked to some of those girls.
- 6:06Speaker 3: I'd be like, yep, I'm in. I'm in. Call me
- 6:10Speaker 3: a knockoff. And then I'd be like, damn, Dolores, you
- 6:13Speaker 3: better recap my ass.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Well, I think it's good that the girls from Housewives
- 6:21Speaker 1: that are no longer on there, you know, have somewhere
- 6:24Speaker 1: to go if they wanted to.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I like that too. But I can't, I'll
- 6:30Speaker 3: never be able to not be able to call it
- 6:32Speaker 3: the Golden Girls. I know. I know.
- 6:34Speaker 1: I don't know that they should have named it that. Yeah.
- 6:39Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, it limits a certain age.
- 6:42Speaker 1: But then again, remember, Housewives came from a knockoff of
- 6:47Speaker 1: Desperate Housewives. It was around the same year. So it
- 6:52Speaker 1: went from desperate to real. Now we are real housewives
- 6:56Speaker 1: to the golden life. And most of them on the
- 7:00Speaker 1: show are in their golden years.
- 7:04Speaker 3: What year is starting golden?
- 7:06Speaker 1: How about golden housewife? They probably couldn't.
- 7:08Speaker 3: I don't know. They can't probably say housewife.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Yeah, they can because Orange County Housewives was able to
- 7:18Speaker 1: call that after Desperate Housewives.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, true. I would say 60, right?
- 7:23Speaker 1: So I have some time.
- 7:24Speaker 3: You have some time. You have some time. I have
- 7:27Speaker 3: some time for me to kiss up to them.
- 7:30Speaker 1: But there was some talk that I heard, I don't
- 7:32Speaker 1: know how real it is, that they're interested in doing
- 7:37Speaker 1: other cities. So somebody has reached out that's doing the
- 7:42Speaker 1: show to some girls from Orange County in the past
- 7:45Speaker 1: asking if they'd be interested.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Huh.
- 7:49Speaker 3: Well, that would make sense. I mean, especially if it
- 7:51Speaker 3: does well.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Do you want to be called the golden life?
- 7:56Speaker 4: No.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Hello.
- 7:58Speaker 3: I'm 45 and I'm dating a 31-year-old. You're too old.
- 8:01Speaker 3: I cannot be called that.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Well, actually, ChatGPT says 50 plus is considered golden years.
- 8:07Speaker 3: No. When do you get a discount at the movie theater?
- 8:10Speaker 1: 65.
- 8:11Speaker 3: 65, right?
- 8:12Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 3: So, like, I don't know.
- 8:16Speaker 1: And then you get, like, Social Security and all that stuff, like,
- 8:18Speaker 1: at 64 or 65, something like that.
- 8:23Speaker 2: We are here recapping episode one of season seven of
- 8:28Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
- 8:31Speaker 1: This was a sad one.
- 8:34Speaker 3: I mean.
- 8:36Speaker 2: First and foremost, to me, this was like, you know,
- 8:39Speaker 2: a riveting episode. And I hope Mary gets nothing but love.
- 8:42Speaker 3: Yes, she will.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Of course.
- 8:44Speaker 3: From everyone for being so vulnerable.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Like, I can't imagine doing what she did, you know,
- 8:50Speaker 2: like having to go through that and speak about it.
- 8:53Speaker 2: And she just, you know, had so much grace and love.
- 8:57Speaker 3: And I don't know. I just that's the first thing
- 9:01Speaker 3: that I just think.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yeah, this was definitely heavy. And I had no idea
- 9:05Speaker 1: that they had picked cameras up to film him, Robert Jr.,
- 9:11Speaker 1: released from jail.
- 9:12Speaker 3: I didn't either.
- 9:13Speaker 2: February 4th, they said that's when Robert Jr. 's release
- 9:16Speaker 2: was from jail. And then Mary thanks her cousin, Big Joe,
- 9:19Speaker 2: for picking him up after he was incarcerated for 86 days.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Yeah. And then three weeks later is when he passed away.
- 9:26Speaker 1: I wasn't sure that if, you know, we were going
- 9:29Speaker 1: to see Robert Sr.
- 9:29Speaker 3: but.
- 9:31Speaker 1: He was in the trailer. So I guess he will
- 9:35Speaker 1: be filming this season.
- 9:36Speaker 3: I mean, that's probably because Mary really needs the support.
- 9:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:40Speaker 1: And I'm glad he's there for her.
- 9:42Speaker 3: I am too. I can't imagine how hard it must be.
- 9:47Speaker 2: At this moment, Carmela tells the groups, I don't even
- 9:50Speaker 2: think that Mike has a ring.
- 9:53Speaker 3: And everyone's like, do you think that he has a ring?
- 9:57Speaker 2: No.
- 9:58Speaker 1: No.
- 9:58Speaker 4: At what point? point at this age do you go
- 10:02Speaker 4: buy a ring and then just not give it? Get
- 10:04Speaker 4: the hell out of here. For what? He's punishing her?
- 10:07Speaker 4: I don't think he's nice to her. And I think
- 10:09Speaker 4: that's a big part of why she's so down and out. Sorry.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I think and also I think dangling a ring
- 10:16Speaker 2: in front of somebody is very bizarre.
- 10:19Speaker 4: Like, People do that. Like, well, I've had it done
- 10:22Speaker 4: to me a lot of times, but I'm too wise
- 10:24Speaker 4: to it. So you can't do it to me.
- 10:26Speaker 2: Well, this is also like weird personal story. But when
- 10:29Speaker 2: I was dating Edwin and we had been together a
- 10:32Speaker 2: couple of years and he was like, it was the
- 10:36Speaker 2: day before Christmas and he came in and he was like, hey,
- 10:40Speaker 2: I just wanted to give you a heads up. And
- 10:42Speaker 2: I'm like, what? And he's like, you know, I just
- 10:45Speaker 2: don't think that. I believe in marriage and I can
- 10:49Speaker 2: get married. I just want you to know. And I'm like, okay,
- 10:53Speaker 2: I'm going to go into the other room. I'm not
- 10:56Speaker 2: going to give you any like ultimatums at this point,
- 10:59Speaker 2: but I'm going to go into the other room and
- 11:00Speaker 2: I do not want you to follow me. I'm going
- 11:02Speaker 2: to drink wine. I'm going to call my friends. I'm
- 11:04Speaker 2: going to cry. I'm going to go through all this.
- 11:07Speaker 2: And I'm not going to ruin the Christmas with Bella
- 11:11Speaker 2: and your family. So like, I'll show up tomorrow, but like,
- 11:13Speaker 2: that's where we're, that's, that's the end of this. You know,
- 11:18Speaker 2: like I'm not I'm not going to just have a
- 11:20Speaker 2: kid with you and not be married.
- 11:21Speaker 3: I don't believe in that.
- 11:23Speaker 2: And then the next day he's like calling me all
- 11:26Speaker 2: over the place. I made myself very scarce. Like I
- 11:28Speaker 2: was like, nope, nope, can't find me. Not going to
- 11:31Speaker 2: be able to find me anywhere. Yeah, I'll be there
- 11:34Speaker 2: at five o'clock. And so I text him back. I'm like,
- 11:37Speaker 2: I'll be there at five when you said that your
- 11:38Speaker 2: parents are getting to the house. That night he proposed.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Right. And, you know, sometimes you have to do that.
- 11:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:49Speaker 1: If you want more from the Twats, you can catch
- 11:51Speaker 1: up anytime on Two Teas in a Pod.
- 11:53Speaker 3: Talk soon.