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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you for making the book the number one
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  Speaker 1: new release on Amazon. Hey, how about that?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: This is so bad. Do you know that Trump lies
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  Speaker 1: so much now that if you look at some of
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  Speaker 1: the things he says, it'll say this has not been.
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  Speaker 1: It'll tell you it's a lie. He lies so much
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  Speaker 1: that they had to hire people to say this is
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  Speaker 1: a lie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Take with a grain of salt. Man, no, take it
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  Speaker 1: with a whole salt lake. Sometimes people get really upset
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  Speaker 1: with me, so we're going to let them in on
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  Speaker 1: a segment called.
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  Speaker 4: F-U-D-L Hughley.
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  Speaker 1: F-U-D-L Hughley. So we're going to please welcome our F-U-D-L
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  Speaker 1: Hughley correspondent, Lil' Niecy James. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: This is Niecy James, your F-U-D-L Hughley correspondent. Our first
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  Speaker 2: F-U-D-L Hughley comment comes from me, Lil' Niecy James.
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  Speaker 3: Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley, as you know, I come to work every day
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  Speaker 2: and read all the less than positive messages people send
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  Speaker 2: to you. They use words that if they were in
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  Speaker 2: a movie, I wouldn't be old enough to see without
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  Speaker 2: parental guidance. But I continue to work hard for you anyway. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I need some help from you. I need you to
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  Speaker 2: donate to my school's soccer team.
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  Speaker 3: DL, you remind us.
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  Speaker 2: Every day of how rich you are. You talk about
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  Speaker 2: your mansion in Calabasas, your first-class flights, your five-star hotels,
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  Speaker 2: your dog that's worth thousands of dollars, who, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: flies first class and stays in 50 hotels, too. Let's
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  Speaker 2: face it, Mr. Ugly, you're so rich, you pay your
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  Speaker 2: grown children's bills. And now, you're even going back on
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  Speaker 2: the comedy circuit and making more money. Talk about the
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  Speaker 2: rich getting richer. Mr. Ugly, with all the money you have,
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  Speaker 2: there's no excuse for you to not help out a hard-working,
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  Speaker 2: struggling student-athlete soccer team. I sent you the link to donate.
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  Speaker 2: I expect to see a sizable contribution. I can forget
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  Speaker 2: the child exploitation labor laws you may or may not
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  Speaker 2: be breaking. If I don't receive your donation, f * * * you, Dooley.
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  Speaker 2: And Jasmine, you have a lot of money, too.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't donate, f * * * you, too.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's it for this week.
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  Speaker 3: This has been.
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  Speaker 2: Niecy James, your F.U. Dooley correspondent. And until next week, bye!
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 3: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Former
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  Speaker 3: President Barack Obama knocked the current White House response to
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  Speaker 3: his cheesecake factory jab at President Trump, calling the administration
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  Speaker 3: not serious people. Campaigning in Georgia for Senator John Ossoff
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  Speaker 3: and former Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms, Mr. Obama said officials
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  Speaker 3: mounted a government-wide response to a joke, not to inflation,
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  Speaker 3: though many families can barely afford to eat out. He
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  Speaker 3: joked that Donald Trump's $ 900 million renovations made the White
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  Speaker 3: House look like Saddam Hussein opened a cheesecake factory. African-American
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  Speaker 3: politician David Crowley is leading Wisconsin's governor's race. But growing
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  Speaker 3: black political fatigue could threaten this. Polls and voter interviews
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  Speaker 3: suggest Mr. Crowley may struggle to reach the black support
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  Speaker 3: Democrats usually need to win the divided battleground state of Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed.
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  Speaker 2: Be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. Me too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, I learned something today.
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  Speaker 3: What have we learned, Charlie Brown? What you gonna learn today?
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  Speaker 2: It's time to talk about what we've learned today.
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  Speaker 3: You must learn.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: This is D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley showing you a 2026 edition. All right, what'd you
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  Speaker 1: learn today, little mama?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I learned that people really get upset when women,
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  Speaker 4: because you know, Halloween, right? Get upset when women wear
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  Speaker 4: costumes that I guess they feel like are too revealing.
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  Speaker 4: They say that women use Halloween as an opportunity to
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  Speaker 4: dress inappropriately.
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  Speaker 1: I guess wearing scantily.
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  Speaker 4: Clad clothes and call it a Halloween costume. But to me,
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  Speaker 4: if it's something that scares you, like wearing scantily clad clothing,
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't that be considered a Halloween costume? Because you're scared
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  Speaker 4: that you're out here with all your goodies hanging out. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: that ass startled me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. That startled myself.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, shoot. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Wear what you want to.
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  Speaker 1: It would scare me to walk out looking like a stripper.
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  Speaker 1: Especially for the ones who's wearing it.
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  Speaker 4: They shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, June.
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  Speaker 4: Bringing it back around.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today, baby boy? Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to, hey, I'm turning my lights off.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be coming to my house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no, the candy too expensive. I can't
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  Speaker 1: be handing it out.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. It's too expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's going to be raining, so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is going to be raining. And I got, what,
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  Speaker 4: probably 10 pounds of candy, 15 pounds of candy on
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  Speaker 4: my table.
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  Speaker 1: See, you rich. I don't have that kind of money.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Expensive candy. 12% from last year.
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  Speaker 3: Your name is on the logo.
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Can you ship me about five pounds of that candy?
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  Speaker 2: Well, at least you're in the promo pics.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the promo pics, so you're good, all right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, on the next D.O. Hughley Show, the military
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  Speaker 1: man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose racism hidden in our
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  Speaker 1: everyday lives. Another special case, short bus records banger. Have
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  Speaker 1: a great, safe weekend. It's the D.O. Hughley Show. See
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  Speaker 1: you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 4: Toot, toot.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.O. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.