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#458 We Don't SLICK SHOTZ the Same with Slick Shotz and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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First of all, fuck Xavier. Everybody, Welcome back, Welcome back to
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another episode here, although we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you so
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much everybody for tuning in, and sorry about the what is it? Sorry
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about the no live this time. I don't know. I was loading up
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some new merch for you guys on the on the the Patreon, I'm sorry,
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on the on the website, and I was getting your orders out by
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the way, now, joining me across as my toxic co host is always
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asking whenever contributing, x G what's up dogs? This fools upset because I
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said, he looks like a retard. Kids, you got the easy socks
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on walking their socks. I don't even know why you're walking around. They
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have that platform at your house, you know what I mean. They're like
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for your house house slippers. You're out here, okay here, like you're
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out here like a house. Yeah, what am I gonna fuck? That's
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not what that word means. Yeah, dude, I don't know, bro,
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it doesn't fuck. I don't know. I don't I don't know what's
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wrong with being comfortable. I wore crocs to work. It's never been a
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problem, especially on these days when b real is not here. But what
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the fuck do I gotta dress up? How much you pay for those pairs
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of socks? Twenty dollars socks? Exactly? You guys got a deal box
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dogs socks with rubber sol How many socks I can get at fucking ross for
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twenty bucks? Nobody believes that. Yeah, you get the socks that are
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like the orphans of socks nobody wants. He just gets all the but he
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goes for like the ones that are there to like the fucking secondhand Michael Jordan
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Jersey, then nobody wants and all that ship no to save money, extually
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goes to the laundromat and gets all the orphans socks that don't have a matching
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pair. Yeah, joining us also too? What is it? And what
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is it? Welcoming here? Welcoming him and the company as an official.
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We don't smoke the same sponsors. We got the one and only Dave from
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Slick Shots myself in the house. I'll get closer to them, like,
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oh sorry, sorry, Yeah, how's it going, Dave? It's going
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good man. I appreciate you having me here. Hey man, it's been
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a long time, like and and uh before well before I get into it
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raised running the boards, Thank you Ray as usual, and also going to
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be doing the beat close out and gonna be uh on the podcast as well.
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Rock Sampson Howdy going on. But I was saying, Dave, like,
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you know, there's some people out there that make up product out there,
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and I'm like I look at some products when I buy them, and
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I'm like, Fox, this should be bigger than what it is right now,
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and like when when I buy your product. First, I went into
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a Bedmo and I think I was on my way to the comedy store one
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time. Bro, that was the first spot you used it up. Yeah.
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I stopped by the Bevmo that's right there that you take all the way
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before the hill, the one that they broke during the BLM riots, the
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ones they broke all the windows. So like remember I remember we couldn't call
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there anymore, so like yeah, so so so I went in there and
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there wasn't during that time, and I was like, oh, man,
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I see I I want to go buy a bottle because I was just drinking
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the parking lot and try to get as fucked up as possible. And then
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I'm like, no, I want to drink inside too. I wish I
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could just sneak this bottle in there. And I seen the little things called
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slick shots, and I was like, oh, I see his bag and
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I could I didn't have a seiler then that they didn't have. They didn't
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have it there, So I just picked it up and I was like,
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for next time, and I have every every person who buys weed by the
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pound has a whet as a weed seiler, you know what I mean.
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So the first thing I did was I used it with that and I've been
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using it ever since. And there has been a surgeons a surge of of
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I would say, my peers and friends get becoming more aware of it,
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like I'm I belong We belong to a group of a soccer supporter group called
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the forty two Originals, which is for the LAFC for uh right here,
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the football club, and they had, you know, we tailgate. And
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now it's common to see a couple of those pouches in the cooler. It
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just for grabs, and it's I would notice in the beginning they would be
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like, yo, where'd you get that? Because I would just put them
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from pull them up from under my shirt or something like that, and I'll
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just sneak him in there. And I'm like, oh man, look at
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all this, like what is that? And and and I'm like, hey,
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it's it's the liquor I want, but for my price? Correct?
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Now, how did you come up with this with this console gate? Turn
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up? Is Mike a little bit right? I'm gonna talk too loud?
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So no, no, no, yeah, we're good facing me? Okay,
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perfect? Perfect? Yeah there, yeah, there it is. There
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you go. We thought I couldn't look left, so I was trying to
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look right, you know. Yeah, I can't swear you didn't say that.
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Okay, I can't sway that. Okay, I got it, got
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it, okay. So so so you were so you were saying, so
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how did you how did you come up with this with this whole product?
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Bro? Like, were you just like because I'm one of these I'm one
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of these individuals that I will try to figure out a way to find a
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loopo in the system and sneak some stuff in. I'm always taking my vabe
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everywhere. I'm always taking extra illicit substances everywhere. When I used to party
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and just I've always been on board with just like, hey, bro,
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I want to take my stuff. What do you mean used to no more?
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No, not anymore? I party too hard. And then I was
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like, I'm gonna die one day in the stadium. Like he doesn't party
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party party Yeah yeah, like like I mean, like, you know,
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like doing bumps and lines cocaine next to see what I will be doing next
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week at ADC. But a little bit of slick shops. You better take
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some narcre. I'm taking a lot of Yeah, that's why I said.
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I was like, hey, make sure you can if God forbad, something
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happens with narcan you better have somebody that, like, hey, yo,
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if I go down, start feeling, because we need that for the blog.
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What you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, well if you thought recorded
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please, I want to make money. I mean to look at it,
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sile. We finally make it to five hundred patre Hu subscribers. You know,
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chick off this exclusive footage ever be brought back to life. I mean,
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if you make it up live though, we could just you know,
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we could run it. Would you do that? No? Would you die
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for the bug? Yeah? No, No, I'm not saying purposely die.
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Okay, I'm not saying purposely die. Alright, all right, but
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like serious question, though God forbid something like that happens. No, I'd
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be very upset for you to release that. No, but I'm saying like
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like like you're in maybe when it's funny game Like remember when I ask us
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the fucking party hard and I'm like sober, sadly, I got like five
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chips. You know how you get at that moment in time like run the
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video, watch you guys what you want to know, but you get saved
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though, you know what I mean, like your hobies, you don't want
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to relive that. You don't want that out. Do you think he would
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still ship his pants? Do you share your pants when you overdose? When
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you die? Is overdose? He dying? Well, I'm just saying we
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were talking about him dying and being resuscitated. Don't think everybody their pants when
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they die. If you have just a myth, No, you ship your
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pants when they euthanize my dog? It it pooped everywhere? Yeah? What
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real? Yeah on site, like like two minutes later type of thing.
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No, it just happens because the whole body relaxed. Dog did not.
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I was there for like ten minutes. Your dog probably wasn't good that's why.
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Yeah, what I'm saying rocks Doug for sure. Yeah, whenever whenever.
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Apparently when you die you expel your bowels. So no, it just
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look it up. People people take ships, bro, I you die,
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that sucks you take what I mean, I wouldn't care I'm dead. When
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you die, though, like you like they hollow you out right? No?
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No, I don't think so. They put embalming fluid in you.
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No, But I'm saying, like, do they hollow you out, like
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all your organs gone? Like do they just? Like no, if you're
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a donor, they'll take specific organs that people need and like organs of yours
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that are in good condition. But you're stomaching ships in there, right,
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Yeah, I mean they just shoot you full of embalming fluid to preserve you.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, So I always thought they hollowed you out.
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Your Grandma's still had. Yeah, it's crazy they still have. They keep
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you keep everything in there pretty much. Damn that's crazy. I just want
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to go pick up my dog's ashes today. R P. Yeah. It
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was like, man, it's crazy, bro. I was like, that
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ship is intense, man, It's like that's it. It's it's a hell.
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I mean you get him back in the ashes, You're just like,
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man, it's a still heavy fucking ashes. Because my dog was heavy too.
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Yeah. Yeah, so I was just like, man, it's a
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trip. How you just how you can just go be reduced to like a
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pile of just dust. It's wild. I have I have a friend who
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his wife's dad died and they like put like some of the ashes like a
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little egg, and I remember, whenever moving, he just threw it in
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a drawer and then tape the drawer shut, and she's like, it's my
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dad in there. You know, it's crazy. That's kind of fucked up.
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Now that you brought up this topic in this place, I'm definitely taking
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slip shots to fucking a funeral. Like I'm drinking at a funeral because I
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know there's gonna be a bar there. It's gonna be noble. I mean,
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can you cute? I walked into funerals straight a bottle out and just
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been like, hey, if anybody got something to say, come say,
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now's the time you can catch that fade because yeah, yeah, Like I'm
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like, I'm crying, bro, but not because you were me. What
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do you mean? Intermediate family exactly. But if I'm just it's not a
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fucking baseball game food. Like, if you're just, oh this point,
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we so much you want to be slick. That's what I called slip shots.
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Everybody know your business, right, Yeah, I'm just showing up to
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so so so and so small, but you're at least do but you at
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least knew the person though, right Yeah, okay, come damn yeah like
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me, poor went out for her. Yeah, we like tequila. We
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pouring tequila tonight, dog. But it is on a spot like know what
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I'm saying, it's a slick shot. It's a perfect spot. At the
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funeral, I was thinking. I was like, man, I can see
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myself because there's has anybody been to the funeral where there's a bar? Yeah,
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now where I've been, it's a little bit of reception, Like there's
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they had a little bar there. I think that's man, my funeral.
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But it wasn't like it wasn't provided by the by the chap or whatever.
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It was like they hired somebody to come through a little podium and then catering.
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Yeah, but like I'm pretty sure the chapel wasn't on board with that,
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but they were just like, hey, we paid it for the most
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expensive package, you bitch. Yeah, it still didn't come with drinks.
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God forbid. But when you do pass away? Can I have a weed
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bar? Can we like? Can we like that? Motherfucker up? Can
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we don't? We don't smoke the same up in there. I'm gonna have
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everybody gets a pre roll, but a little bit of my ashes, like
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a little key, I'll zoom for that. But tell everybody be like it's
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a hasho and then typical he's on Haha, it's actually my ashes. That's
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the video that plays at the end of the funeral. They're like, if
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you're watching this, it's a five congratulations. If you smoked anything tonight,
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you smoked me. Who was that comedian that wrote their special right before they
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died or something close and then they released it after their death. I don't
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know. Fuck I can't believe I remember this. It was during COVID someone
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recorded special and then they kind of waited till they were dead because they were
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on like that that store type of ship, and then they fucking was it
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good? That's the most important though. You should be able to drop all
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the bombs you want then like have a secret special like where you're just like,
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yo, I've been keeping like I've been giving you all this Netflix just
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give McDonald. Yeah, like having having this like this like Netflix appropriate comedy
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and then like you have like that Richard Pryor fucking special that you recorded nobody
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knows about and he just like when you die, you just like check it
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out, dude, I said off, I said all the daggets I wanted
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to say. I will say. It's nice having uh like this uh fact
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checker right behind us. Oh yeah, I mean getting around with me,
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like just bring with me everywhere I go. Sometimes those get tired of getting
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like arguments with people. I'm like, yeoh, this a fact here.
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Just look it up, right, I mean, what is it saying?
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He produces the show and engineers it. But and then that's he's kind of
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like the JB but Joe for the Joe Rogan puckets. Okay, yeah,
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hey, I was gonna ask you his own. We're talking about death bet
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deathbed type of situations. I have a feeling he's on would make some ship
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up on his deathbed, Like did you know I'm not talking you know I
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killed Tupac and just like start this theory, but like, yo, like
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I I could have a feeling you out, I'm not Tommy, all right,
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you'd have a deathbed secret that you would be really like or even lie
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or just say something to stir the pot up. I mean I would,
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I don't know, hollow, Yeah, some ship like that. Now that's
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then you're not gonna be able to get rest. But if you leave chaos
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when you're gone, bro, then what the fuck is gonna be the point?
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So do you think Hitler's getting some rest? Probably now he's probably I
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don't know. Remember that little Nikki movie where like he had to get a
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pineapple shoved up his ass every day? If that was his funny Yeah,
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it's kind of weird. That's a hell of a punishment, like if pineapples
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prickly. Do you think he would get used to it? Though, Like,
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like I don't know, you kind of know what to imagine. If
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you're in hell, you go back to being a virgin asshole every time you
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wake up in hell. I believe I believe that, but it's like,
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I don't know, it's it's I just kind of feel like to a certain
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extent, you would kind of like you would know what to expect it wouldn't
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be the same shocking thing. It would hurt like I would. I would
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think like it would have been something more like, all right, well now
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we're gonna put you in a microwave every day? You know damn that would
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you know what I mean? I'm on the South Park one. I think
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literally, as evil as you are, you get like like CEO manager like
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Hitler and gangs, Khan and Stalin are up there fighting for like not not
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not not not main position because that's the bet. Like literally that is not
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a democracy, bro, Like he doesn't like there's like one ruler. I
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do you know, we've never been there. You saying it's not okay?
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Then I don't know. You can't even argue, mind, is there a
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picture? Is there a picture You're a fucking Satan holding hands with people with
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twelve disciples? No, bro, you just know that there's like one Satan
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south Park dog check. They definitely know what's going on. If you said
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Simpsons, maybe maybe maybe you got a chance to pick the wrong cartoon in
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my bag, You're right, I picked the wrong car I would have a
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right here. I would imagine like it would probably be like there's like nobody
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could be harder than Satan. Bro. That's how it is because you're there
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to get punished. So like, remember I back to the Little Nikki.
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You remember the guy who was like creeping on that girl. That's a hell
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of a punishment that big he was creeping like a like a big bird on
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the mom. And then his punishment was like, well, now every day
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that bird's gonna there's gonna be a big crow. It's gonna break you in
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hell every day. Yeah, and then he's just like he gives every time
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he gets spotted. The crow just runs and he's like starts humping him,
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And I was like, what the fuck did that? But when you think
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about it, that's kind of a hell's punishment, dude, Like, no
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matter what, that bird's gonna find you in hell and you're gonna get it.
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Bro. I just I just feel like the same repetitive punishment's boring.
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Man, Like hit him with some diverse shiit so they don't know what's coming
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every time. It's a different kind of bird. Like one day you get
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an ego in an extra I mean just like you know, like maybe one
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day you get fucking chopped into pieces. The other day you get molested by
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a bird. The other day you get a pineapple up the ass, like,
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you know, keep it diverse. That also depends on your penalty too.
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Man. You can't just be getting punished. It's like, oh,
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hey, fuck it. You know, like it's gotta be like somewhat of
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a you know, like it's got to be poetic. There's gotta be something.
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I remember when like when Homer went to jail, like over selling a
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soul for the dope for yeah, and he's eating the donuts, yeah,
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and he doesn't stop. I'm still on that there was a hierarchy, I
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know what you call it hierarchy. Yeah, I think that. But I
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think that in heaven too. I think the pope's got a fucking spot way
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above me. Mother Teresa up there, dog yo, the Mother Teresa with
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some of the popes, not all the popes. But but you know what
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I mean, I can tell a bad joke real quick, so like they're
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definitely don't like this. But you know, I the always say like when
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in Rome, like the Romans, and was like what in Rome sleep with
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little boys? Because like that's what they did, what they did? You
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know, like that is true. Bro. We can look at like,
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you know what, I found weird? Bro? Why did they make us
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learn all that fucking Greek shit in fucking middle school? Bro? Like history
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culture of what sleeping with little boys? I don't know, because when you
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look at that Homer ship, that fucking Greek mythology shit that all the ship,
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bro, it's based on fucking Greek mythology. And I get it when
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you leave the ship out of it, but when you really look at it,
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like, what do these fucking scrolls say? You know, these fools
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were like that was like some weirdo ship bro like, but it was like
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normals, like we would have orgies in the middle of the whole fucking place,
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and it was like whoever fucked everybody? And I'm just and I would
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like to like some of it does sound cool, not the orgy parts,
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were you just fuck anything? But like, you know, like the fact
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that there was like a zoos and a different kind of guy, I'm like,
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fuck, that's crazy. I wonder if that did happen, what caused
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for all that ship to go away? You know what I mean? Because
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people obviously stop believing it, Like I don't think fools in Greek in Greece
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are like, oh, hel Zoos, thank you so much, you know,
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like Jesus people like like people that are Jesus freaks are like or Muslims,
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you know, like those those are hardcore religions. Bro. Like,
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now I'm curious. Now I want to go to Greece and be like what
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do you believe? Like go ask him, be like do we pray to
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zoos here? Like which? Which? What do I pray to here?
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Like where's pegas is? Pray to pegasys? That's just a creature. And
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they have a lot of like weird shit, I think, honestly, bro,
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maybe like Hell and maybe like the Greek and the Greek mythology shit that
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was kind of like all demonic. But they had monsters. They had that
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Medusa bitch. They had all the snakes in their hair. Man. Yeah,
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had that fucking half horse motherfucker that would fuck people in that tomb.
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No, No, no, that was a minotaur. He's part bull.
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So all her hair was like snakes. She had sisters too, Bro,
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All her hair was snakes. Yeah. I always wondering if her pubes were
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snakes too. She had she was naked, she had a snake body.
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No, that's not the meduce. So I remember, wasn't she just had
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the hair? Was the hair just the hair? Right? Yeah? I
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don't know, I ston Yeah, I don't think she had legs dark.
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I know I didn't know. I was supposed to do research before I came
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on here. Sorry, you're done. Good? Well, definitely, none
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of none of us here are actually none of us here are actually professionals at
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it. We're just like, what do you remember? Because sometimes I mean,
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how old are you? Dave? Uh forty one? Okay, yeah
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you could be like an older brother, you know what I'm saying. So
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like, yeah, so you grew up on some of this ship, like
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you still had to learn that Greek ship when you were in school, right,
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I don't remember ship. You don't have those moments where you knew memory
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on locked type of ship where you on locked memories. Definitely don't I upset
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memories? Does that go away after a certain age? You think at thirty
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five we just stop getting new memory on lock because I sometimes I didn't care
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about that much. Yeah, like yeah, like I don't doubt in class
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and ship, like I did not see she was like I was like,
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good, give me out of this. I don't want to be there.
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He was, like, I was drinking in classy. Do you take a
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lot of ubers? Why know? Oh you don't, I asked, because
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you obviously drank you got sis. I take a lot ubers, and I
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mean obviously because it's fucking drinks. So the great thing about this is that,
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like, I know how much I drank, right, I filled these
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up. Okay, the whole three ounces is a lot of time. I
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do like two, go ahead, that's the appropriate three ounces right now.
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This is almost like this little over two dude. When I make those,
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I don't follow off. It's like, yeah, Exavier, when I make
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them, they look like me. But that's what I'm saying. You can
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control it if I know I'm sharing it with people, then, but these
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are for personal So I know how many I drank over how many hours I
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was there. You know, you get rid of point oh two percent alcohol
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per hour. So I mean you can do the mask and say, okay,
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if I drank fucking six of these in four hours, like yeah,
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I can drive home. You can put a whole seven hundred and fifty million
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liters bottle in about four of them or four and a half, Like I've
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done it. Like to sneaking into the game and I'm just like, well,
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just well down, I'm like apple sauce. At one time I did
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that, I did get searched because I forgot to take like a battery out
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of my pocket and the guy was like filling up. People was like what
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is that. I was like, it's apple sauce, dude, I have
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diabetes. No, no, no, And then like he was just like
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I'm sorry man, and then he just kind of like let me go.
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Like I was like, yeah, no, this is like this is how
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I part of the company. Almost. So I had a bachelor party in
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uh Atlantic City for my buddy john uh Johnny Clark, and then we were
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we picked up one of our college friends in like West Virginia, and I
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opened up the phrase, we're playing beer pong and he had these freaking IV
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packs. He has citric fibrosis, right, so I don't think anything of
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it. We keep playing beer pong. We have to Atlantic City. Like
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I first created these things, so like I was making it myself, like
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with the Max skicks, yeah yeah, you find them. I was making
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I was making rectangles and ship you know, and making them all myself and
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shit, and I put them in a plastic bag, and I had them
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in my front jacket pocket. We're going into the club. I don't think
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anything of it. I'm here. He opens it up, pulls out the
20:37
bag. He goes, well, are these I go, uh, they're
20:38
my IV's. I have a disease. He's like, oh my god,
20:41
I'm so sorry. He's over the fucking manager. They're like, you guys
20:45
want a table. They come on in. We're like on the dance word,
20:47
just fucking ripping them open, like drinking, like, oh my god,
20:49
this is amazing. And that's that's pretty much we kept going from there.
20:53
What year was his? Oh my god, twenty thirteen, fourteen.
20:57
Nobody would have ever thought about that, because if any Bendy was sneaking liquor
21:00
anywhere, like you would be trying to put a bottle under your house.
21:03
I was always trying to be a little early, like like before I read
21:07
like a spark, you know, like the energy alcohol drinks. Yeah,
21:10
Like I used to go up to uh a place and get these. I
21:12
don't know what I'm allowed to say that legally, but I bring back like
21:15
creases of them, right, and I sell them at my college at East
21:18
Carolina, but like they weren't there yet, so we had like the things
21:21
called sparks, and like people be walking around. They just looked like red
21:23
bulls on campus and like everybody skinting hammered. Yeah yeah, damn, that's
21:29
I mean, the alcohol slagging game on the copsy. Just wave into them.
21:33
I mean, they can't do much other than take it away, right,
21:36
if you're in a public sporting event. If you're a sporting event,
21:40
they rest they catch you with two of them, you can get arrested for
21:41
it. No, no, closed am smarting sporting event. But if you're
21:47
walking around drinking it, yeah yeah, no, I know that. I
21:48
know that, but let's they can They can't. All they can do with
21:52
these, all they can do is take them from you. I mean,
21:55
they can ask you to leave because it's a right, but they can't arrest
21:56
you because the seal container until you open it. That's why you get rid
22:00
of it, right throwing the trash, it's gone. That's the same.
22:02
That's what the rest of them. We're stealed, you know, So you're
22:03
good. When I'm at the game, bro, Like as soon as I
22:06
fucking pop them open, like I literally will go and it's like an adult
22:08
go gurt yep, because I'll literally just be like your people. I don't
22:14
take them shots. I pour. Then you know what did you bring in
22:17
there? The Crown? So if Crown wants to sponsor me, a Crown
22:19
royal, so this is why I use it. So I put them in
22:22
the bag and then like this is the best way I found this name you
22:23
filled all those crowns. These are crown These are a bullet. Can we
22:29
get one? Yeah? Of course. We got to show the people the
22:32
product right now. All right, you guys, this is this is what
22:37
we're talking about. We're, like I said, we're officially sponsored by slick
22:41
Shots and hopefully we have a code at some point. If not, just
22:44
go to slick shots. Nobody also help me out there we're getting yeah,
22:47
yeah, yeah, or what is it like, We'll have a way for
22:49
you guys, you know, for us to let you know where you can
22:52
get them tig us for though, tag we don't smoke the same if you
22:55
buy them. Because I know all you fucking moniacs, like literally, bro,
22:57
all you moniacs that are out there when you guys see my blogs and
23:00
stuff like that. That's one of the main things. They asked me,
23:03
like, bro, how do you always get drunk? It's always like two
23:04
hundred dollars cluss. I go to music festivals all the time. When Hotel
23:10
music festival, I was like, I heard madjor festival. I was like,
23:12
you never told me no, but why did you invite me? No?
23:17
But yeah, yeah, it adds up. After this, all you
23:19
have to do is buy a coke or ask price. Okay, so this
23:22
is the routine when I go to the L A f C. Games.
23:25
All right, you guys. So whenever you guys go okay, what happened,
23:26
I'm gonnaell. I'm gonna tell you. And then what do you say,
23:30
Exavier, put this in your pocket because like, dude, you're a
23:36
good pack mule. Because the other day and like the whole fucking just like
23:41
rambo fucking bullet bell under it, and I'm just like, all right,
23:42
man, come on, I'm looking like a snowman. Broa, here's the
23:45
sack. He's the sack. Eventually, maybe I'll make some So I do
23:48
the crotch right, because in clubs they don't pat your crotch. Damn.
23:53
I didn't think about that one time. For the bat brought in two bottles
23:57
of vodka at the because I told at the table that came to Vegas.
24:00
I'm like, yo, guys, you can't if you finish the bottles,
24:03
they're gonna kick you off the table. But they don't know any better.
24:04
Yeah, I'm like, dude, like, don't you know, don't do
24:07
it. I showed up at like twelve thirty and the bottles were umbost empties
24:10
get another one. So I just started refilling them, and like only two
24:12
of the guys that the Batsman party knew what I was doing. And all
24:15
these guys are like, you know, he's just like the never ending bottles
24:17
and like we're there like three thirty in the model service girls were like,
24:19
how is these bottles end? Because they're dumb is to pour heavy dog?
24:22
They have bitches walk so well that's why you tell them. No, that's
24:26
why you tell them we're gonna pour our own. Hey, somebody, you
24:30
don't have to let them pour your drinks because even if you look out the
24:32
drill, you got some. But you mentioned with t show up took the
24:34
matter. But even the poor them, you know what happens. They make
24:37
them to know, they make them too. I got a next level question.
24:38
They make them too strong, and then there's a whole bunch of half
24:41
drink drinks sitting there. I got, I got a next level question the
24:45
Jeffy asked, And usually I would ask for a super chap, but this
24:48
is a good one. Can you use this for a drug taste? Technically?
24:53
Sure? So you're gonna put somebody else's pissing there. I mean,
24:57
it's a it's the same classes can use for breast milk bag. So it's
25:00
like it's like you food grades ah that shit, you know, like put
25:03
any kind of food items in it. So when are you going to release
25:06
the ones that have breast milk in them? I am not going to do
25:07
that. Apparently there's a market for them. Yeah yeah, oh no,
25:14
no, So women I have of the brand so called fill and Seal,
25:15
So it's the same product are called filling seal. So like you technically,
25:18
like I can't. I'm not gonna tell them they can do this because I
25:22
don't want to deal with the legalities of dealing with baby industry. Yeah,
25:25
but you can. It's the same plastic, it's food grade. You can
25:26
put whatever you want it. So you got sealed breast milk and travel with
25:30
it. It won't leak. So this is for the alcohol for people out
25:32
there that are trying to have a good time. Listen, don't be don't
25:34
be that fucking schmuck that we all have bade at one point where we pay
25:38
two hundred dollars plus to have a good time and it's just for five drinks.
25:44
Bro like that. And then sometimes you fucking buy somebody a tricky you
25:47
don't even get a fucking thank you, motherfucker. That was twenty five dollars.
25:49
Bitch, Like tip your bartenders. Yeah, Like get a mixer,
25:52
get a tip your bartenders. Give them the fucking money. Yup, straight
25:56
up, you go there, he's over placed. I let them might go
25:59
to move when I take you, I fill up about eight of these.
26:00
I'll take them to the pregame. I'll give people a few people like one
26:03
or two. Put them on because I know, you know, the homies
26:06
in there, like they might not be drinking as heavy or they probably didn't
26:08
bring him drink, so I hook them up. So then once I go
26:11
in the game, I go to the bar that I used to spend three
26:12
hundred dollars at per game, and now I just go in there, but
26:15
like, can I get a doctor pepper and a cup of ice? And
26:18
I'll put fifteen bucks in there as a tip because I'm just like, hey,
26:22
bro, you don't know I'm geating you. But but they're gonna but
26:23
they're gonna come right back to him. That's the best thing. So when
26:26
he walks back up to the bar, they're gonna be dude, this guy's
26:29
giving me like fifteen twenty bucks for a soda. Yeah, and then they're
26:32
gonna serve him right now. No, and they know and that always happens.
26:33
And sometimes I've even got in shots, yes, shots for fuckinga b
26:40
It works, the ship works, dude, Like you literally put like for
26:42
fifteen bucks, and they'll be like, hey, you're think it's your company.
26:45
I think he's your company, because that's exactly it. And they because
26:48
they probably think they're like, oh man, this dude's probably he just he
26:52
probably just don't got the money for drinks right now. Use I use the
26:53
word designated driver a lot. Ah, Damn, that's funny. Hm,
27:00
damn, dude. Once again, I'm controlling how much I'm drinking, so
27:03
I know I'm good, especially I'm in the clover five, you keep going
27:04
back for soda, get like, hey, yeah, guys, got dot
27:11
And here's another move. Let's say you run out of slick shots, right,
27:12
Sometimes you run out. Spend a long night, so you run out.
27:15
Here's the mirrorware very rare. And here here's another move though. You
27:18
go buy two drinks. Yeah, the bartender, you've been tipping her a
27:22
while. You go buy two drinks. Oh, they're gonna be fat that
27:23
show, and you buy them and you tip her well again, even if
27:26
it's your first time. Let's say you have it. It's the first time
27:27
you shot up. You buy two drinks and then you turn around, you
27:30
pound one pound it and then you turn back around and she's like, why
27:33
did you just leave? I just gave you two drinks. Someone bump into
27:36
me and it's spilled all over me. You'll get a brand another drink.
27:40
Then I got a spill on me. Yeah you got you gotta put it
27:42
on you somewhere. No, no, not spill, but you don't have
27:45
the cleb. It goes like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. You
27:47
can just say someone bump into me, go back to her, and sometimes
27:49
it works. That doesn't always work. Literally, the yamava can see you
27:53
get three drinks for one and like I put it on like the slot machine,
27:56
and like it was glass and it slid down and fell like right when
27:59
I just bought it, and when fucking I mean, but first of all,
28:00
they don't give free drinks there anyway. So yeah, you look like
28:04
a gab remember your face on why like when'd you come back? Yeah?
28:08
But personally, I flip shots. By the end of the night, I
28:14
don't need a drink. I just need some water to lift or ride share
28:18
anything. I always overpack, man, I always overpack. I tell them
28:22
a boy, you know, I guess it's scouting of America. Whatever.
28:25
I boys, guys, brick moore than you need and you can always use
28:27
them again the next time. Yeah, And there's no need to even do
28:30
that. If you're rolling with slip shots, bro, you're on out.
28:33
Bro. You know how much I drink and when we were partying ship run
28:36
the drink drink. I'm telling you, like what eight of these, bro,
28:41
especially when you make them the EA zone size ones. Those things are
28:44
fucking good and okay, So and then they have these other ones. So
28:48
they have sleep shots, which is the one that could hold up to like
28:51
three ounces, right, the wine ones. Yeah, the wine ones,
28:53
they were in the box. Yeah, yeah, I give you all them.
28:56
I gave you the wine ones, the weed ones, and the liquor
28:59
ones. What's the differ between a why one and the liquor one? Why
29:02
does so liquor ones are smaller three ounces, You can use it for either
29:03
one, So you can still put three out. So if you're going on
29:06
a plane, you can still take the three ounce ones and film up with
29:07
wine, and you can get them through fucking TSA. It's not it's not
29:11
legal to drink on the airplane, but super legal, like super no.
29:15
You should look up the fine for drinking on pane. You cannot drink legally.
29:18
You cannot drink your own alcohol on the plane. Yeah, bring it,
29:22
but you could bring it, so it's bad, but you can drink
29:25
in the termin also, it's okay, damn how much is that? Don't
29:26
get caught it, don't get caught. Don't get caught all right. So
29:30
so without like uh in the airplane, I was gonna say I didn't.
29:33
I've taken the slick shots before when I flow into like uh, like a
29:37
domestic But I did take my own alcohol on an international flight bro from the
29:42
fucking uh the I did not know that was a big deal. But I
29:47
took the like the bottle, like you know what I mean, from like
29:48
the little VIP lounge, and I just filled up a whole cup for the
29:52
alcohol and I just put it in my my pal in my pocket. They
29:55
don't like that, Yeah, And I don't know. You want to know
29:56
what you could have got in troll with, the short answer is no.
30:02
US Federal Federal Aviation Administration regulate states that drinking your own alcohol on a commercial
30:08
flight is prohibited, and those who don't comply could face up words of for
30:17
sure up. That's why I said, don't, we don't. Could be
30:18
one hundred dollars. But the problem is where you're bringing when you land in
30:22
your destination. I know that was before you're in terminals. Drinking a terminal.
30:25
As long as a serving alcohol there, you're good. So for everybody
30:27
to give you a perspective, these are the ones that you that you that
30:32
you can actually uh what is it that you can actually uh take regular just
30:36
to just kick it. This one right here is wine and cocktails. If
30:41
you actually want to want to have like a like a wine or cocktail in
30:45
there. But if you want to be a savage, you can just actually
30:48
dump half the bottle in there or whatever. Direct up alcohol. Yeah,
30:52
it's open ended either way. Like I said, you can put wine in
30:53
the three ounce of one liquor mixers. Like you have a bunch of people
30:56
over, you can premke drinks and cocktails and shots yellow shots, working them
31:00
too. Now what's the deal with this, bro? So these are the
31:03
weed flast ones. So whenever time we did like a trade should probably you
31:04
need one for weed. So like this is like our first one for weed.
31:07
So smell prof voter proof, resealable. You know you can seal it
31:11
down the middle, put some joints in either way, put edibles in there,
31:14
just tear it open, reseal it. Tear it open, reseal it.
31:17
But once again, if it's a sealed container, legally you can travel.
31:19
You know it's within your legal limits. You can travel with it.
31:22
And you know the homies said something that's on point. You thought about taking
31:29
this as shark tank. I know that was the question, and I know
31:33
Laurie would get you. So like this guy's cute, I get it pretty
31:37
close. I feel like I made it pretty close. So I auditioned,
31:40
right. Actually, first of all I did was LA and then they did
31:41
it in Vegas too, and uh, we made it, passed the rounds
31:44
and we made it till like where you had to submit like this huge like
31:47
document of like your business. So we love shark Tank. So what's what's
31:49
that? What's the application? Yeah? How does that? It's so hard.
31:52
It's like it's like it's like thirty page we get to pull this stuff.
31:53
You have to sign an m DA and everything else. Right, then
31:56
they ask you for like a ten minute video and they give you all the
31:59
questions you got to answer, right, So I do all that, and
32:00
then you got to post it to YouTube, right, And I'm like,
32:02
I don't really like text savvy whatever, I don't. I don't really you
32:06
know. So the guy who did it for me, he like posted the
32:07
link and I had to send the link to the shark tank, right.
32:10
So I send the link to shark Tanks and they go, hey, can
32:13
we see the front back of your driver's license? I send that into him
32:15
and then I don't hear from him ever again. Then I find out that
32:19
he made the YouTube video. Like when I typed in my my slick shots
32:22
name into the Google. The first video that popped up was my audition for
32:24
Shark Tank, but I just signed an NDA saying I wouldn't talk about Shark
32:28
Tank audition, So like, I don't know if that's the reason, because
32:30
they don't tell you. They just don't everything. But the press was so
32:32
hard, like I would not want to go through it again. I heard
32:35
that it's a bitch to get on there. Some of the people that are
32:37
going there be like this is my sixth time trying and it finally got on
32:40
and I'm so glad. I gotta do you. Yeah, I love watching
32:43
that show though, Like don't get me wrong, but like, man,
32:45
it's it's it's just one of them and they start crying. I fast,
32:49
no, man, Like I can't stand that. As soon as I hear
32:52
a fucking stop story and he's like, I don't make this yogurt because my
32:55
mom used to make. But may pitch you on that. They pitch you
33:00
on that, No, they do, but they want you to tell the
33:01
story. I'm like, might I tell you the story? Why can't just
33:04
like the product? Yeah? Like, what's up with this bomb ass yogurt?
33:07
Why I gotta see my mom died of cancer. Yeah, we have
33:09
a kind of issues, you know, like come on, man, like
33:12
some of these times it works though, and there just give it to him,
33:17
dude. My favorite is was fucking mister Wonderful. He was like,
33:21
it's stupid, it's it's not gonna work. I love when he fucking just
33:23
go out and he says, I want to take that back to the barn
33:27
and shoot it. Yeah, like yeah, he's he's he's like fuck.
33:30
Yeah. You should watch early dragon Den in Canada, so like Dragon Dens,
33:35
like the original you know that made his way, but the UK one
33:37
was very born. But the Canada one was good because they had like people
33:39
like asking for like thirty five thousand and fifty, like realistic yeah yeah,
33:43
and in between it would be like that American Idol show where they'd have like
33:45
complete just screw ups, like people that would come in to pitch like you
33:49
know, a traveling container with for kids or you know like this. Yeah,
33:52
and it was a lot better than you know, the American ones,
33:54
like yo, I did five million dollars in sale, Like what fucking why
33:58
you'd hear? Yeah, you're it's always gonna ask you. You're a one
34:04
man team, Right, that's okay. So I'm a being a one man
34:07
team and running your business all solo dolo. A lot of businesses that are
34:14
on that level usually prefer to stay independent. But you're actually one of these
34:17
but I mean dependent is like you know your own store, but you are
34:22
actually I found you at Bevmo. You're actually in big retailers, You're actually
34:25
in Amazon, You're in all these places. Is that is that? Really?
34:30
Was that a good move for you, like in regards to your businessman,
34:31
because usually a lot of small businesses don't try to, like, they
34:35
don't try to make that move you get me. Yeah, what do you
34:37
mean they don't try to make that move? They don't they like when they're
34:39
small, like or whenever they're coming up, they don't really try to like
34:43
make that move, you know what I mean, Like they don't think,
34:45
they don't try to. Like you hard to get those nights. It's hard
34:46
to get that number, dog, it's hard to get Bedmo's number. Like,
34:50
oh, you see what you want to hear Bedmo story. I mean
34:52
I didn't get bad. I mean I got bevemost numbers. Well, I
34:54
mean that's a big deal to be to be in that store. So like
34:57
when I first created the product, like I was living my cous in his
35:00
garage. I just lost my restaurant. I was living my cousin's garage out
35:01
in San Diego, and you know, I just like gotten cut with a
35:06
manufacturer and trying to made a prototype and ship and like I didn't even have
35:07
a final box and stuff. And I finally just you know, kept calling
35:10
Bedmo and got through to this guy, and I just kept telling him every
35:15
like a couple of weeks, I said, Yo, I'm in town.
35:16
You have any free time? No, I'm like, oh, I'm in
35:19
town. And I finally said, yeah, I just booked a flight and
35:21
flew up there the same day. Okay, so you said you kept calling
35:23
Bevo Like what did you just called Bevmo corporate? Technically it's just like thing
35:28
calling China like you gotta you know, but within it, Yeah, and
35:30
then you just like, Yo, who do I speak to about product buying?
35:34
I mean, yeah, you can't gift all the sauce out for of
35:36
course, of course, but but what it works like? But you really
35:38
like you because a lot of people think that that approach is very They don't
35:44
think it's it's realistic, bro. They don't really think it's that that's that
35:46
that has to be done. They're like, oh, who's gonna pay attention
35:50
to me? And a lot of people are self sabotaging that way. And
35:52
the reason I wanted to to get get you to elaborate on that is because
35:55
there's a lot of people that sleep on the dream or they never fucking take
36:00
that that that leap into into that small business and maybe saying like, hey,
36:02
bro, that slogan would have sold you thousands of shirts, but you
36:06
did it. You slept on it because you didn't you didn't want to take
36:08
that chance. But look, this is a prime example of somebody who just
36:12
kept calling and just made it happen eventually, you know what I mean.
36:15
It's like sometimes you gotta hound people like and you know, who's another motherfucker
36:19
that does shit like that, like Bart's barbecue. That's not that's the reason
36:21
his shit does great. As much as he likes to hit on another barbecue
36:23
motherfuckers, he fucking does his ship very well because if he sees that something
36:28
could take his business to the next level, he's on the flight the next
36:30
fucking day going to see what's up with that barbecue plays. And that's the
36:34
kind of business mindset you gotta have when you want to get ahead, bro,
36:36
because your business could be doing good, but you want to you you
36:38
don't want to stay stagnant. Bro. It's good to maintain, but you
36:42
always want to elevate. Yeah, And like that's one of the things where
36:45
it's like, man, kudos to you and put the rest on a plasma
36:46
for that one, man, because like getting in a bigger retailer one that
36:49
shit is it's a pretty dope U. Yeah. And how did that lead
36:52
into like Amazon and all that stuff? Yeah? So Amazon's easy. I
36:54
mean technically can sell on Amazon, right, so you can list your products,
36:59
but now I have brand, right, so I'm the only one that
37:00
can obviously sell my brand, which was like weird for Amazon because I had
37:02
to submit a letter to myself allowing myself to sell my product on Amazon.
37:08
So weird, yeah, right, kind of weird. And then jokes but
37:13
once you said, what's like going to bedmo Now Total Wine just hit me
37:15
up. You know, now they see it's like that's like the benmo ops.
37:19
Yeah yeah, yeah, Total Wines nationwide. You know, like Bemo
37:22
is just basically California. You know really yeah, I thought I swore I've
37:24
seen one in Vegas. No, Bevmo's on Vegas. We got Lee's Liquor,
37:28
we got Liquor World, a few other ones. Yeah, damn I
37:31
did. All right, So congrats on the Total Wine And how did that
37:35
come out? You just came No, now that one, see that one
37:37
found you. So once you that's a good thing. Obviously, it's the
37:38
sex. Success follow follows success, right, So once you're successful, and
37:43
I mean I've been DMO for you know, six plus years, you know,
37:45
being able to fulfill my orders for them, and you know, keeping
37:46
the inventory everything else and being good. I mean I'm drop shipping them too,
37:51
you know, over one hundred and fifty stores, you know. So
37:52
uh yes, it's in Total Wine found us. And so we're gonna do
37:55
a trial run like seventy five stores and if it passes, then we'll move
37:59
forward. Seventy five stories is pretty great for a child. They got two
38:01
hundred and seventies, you know, Like I was like, man, a
38:05
trial win, Like the cannabis game is like, hey, well you get
38:07
two stories. I mean yeah, so so okay, okay, So here's
38:10
a good point so like I could go after like independent liquor stores, right,
38:14
but that's like just as it's like the same amount of work, right,
38:16
Like I had a restaurant once, and like I started, I designed
38:20
it to be like a franchise from the beginning because like my parents restaurant's Italian
38:23
restaurant, and like I saw how crazy it was having like a real cheft
38:25
and everything else. And I'm like, you're putting the same amount of work,
38:29
whether you design one restaurant or you design one hundred restaurants, it's the
38:31
same, you know. So and even sounding like a shark or whatever,
38:37
you you know exactly what this is right when you see it like on site,
38:42
like this is it the only thing? And you already have a i
38:45
mean a solution the only thing when I buy this, I'm like I don't
38:47
have a recealer. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's that's the
38:52
game. Yeah. Design a prototype that was hard, a lot of work
38:54
too, Yeah, design prototype manufactured, that's right, that's how bad when
38:59
you can buy it all that not bevo yet they didn't haven't picked it up
39:00
all but the wines telling Amazon in our website for sure. Yeah. And
39:05
then obviously you're yeah, okay, you gotta get this before it sells out.
39:07
Everybody. If you're if you're gonna be hitting the website right now at
39:12
slick shots dot com and you're gonna be buying some of these, make sure
39:15
you get the kit because this is what should eat unless you're out there what
39:19
is it? A food prepping? What is it? And you gotta he
39:22
got a heat heat what is it? Heat seal there at your house?
39:25
Ye hair ire, yeah, you know what I mean something like that.
39:29
But you don't want to be doing it with a hair iron a liron.
39:30
You're ruining it. Yeah. US has already got the timer and it turn
39:32
it on. It's rechargeable. You can take it with you. It's sleek
39:36
enough. Yeah. Retail the entry packs with thirty dollars. That comes with
39:40
twenty five of those pouches, so you can get In the three ounce ones,
39:44
you can fit three bottles of liquor, and then the the in the
39:46
six ounce ones, you can get five bottles of wine. God, how
39:50
much you know how much money that's saving you every time you So it's like
39:53
one of the only products that every time you use it, you're actually spending
39:57
less money every time you use it, it's better to use it. The
39:59
more you use them, the more money you have. I take it to
40:00
the movie Ford with the Thailand, everywhere, Japan, all the world,
40:05
Italy, I can't everywhere, Oh my god, like meetings. Have the
40:10
money, you have the money meetings. Now I want to go to PTA
40:14
meetings Like, let's go, I got slip shots with me. Have the
40:16
money, go babies, sleep shots on mother fucking make my own drinks at
40:21
people, go anywhere within reason, max teach your conference. Hey don't you
40:24
just got to show up? That's all they say. Just show up?
40:27
Bad parenting all they say about kids just show up? Just showing up?
40:30
Is I have not the drink? Just showing up, show up, just
40:35
be there, Hey, what's up them here? And then go back to
40:37
drinking, go back to your proprin. Yeah, I don't know, man,
40:44
I'm not a parent. But again I'm just like, man, it's
40:47
like you're in charge of somebody. Bro. Like I was like, that's
40:51
just scary. Yeah, and uh, not to get back on business too
40:53
much, but this is what it's. Yeah, but like like growing,
40:57
like a lot of people, like I said, they take on excessive risk
40:59
or or like you know, I learned how to be very frugal, right,
41:02
so, like I don't need a lot of money to survive. I've
41:06
learned how to live off basics. Like that said, I was living in
41:07
my garage at my van, like on the couches, like I didn't have
41:10
to be. I could have gotten a job, but I'm like, I
41:12
don't want to do that because like I want to make this shit happen.
41:14
Like I know, like you make a little bit of money and it takes
41:16
your mind off of the big money like, right, but that's harder to
41:20
get, right, yep, you know, so you got to suffer,
41:22
right, well, some of us do, right. No, absolutely,
41:24
there is a sacrifice that comes to something that you want to be that to
41:28
be great. Like, if you're willing to sacrifice for the break for the
41:31
greater good of your business, it's not gonna be a short term reward.
41:36
It's gonna be a long term reward. And that's the reason, you know,
41:38
there is no sacrifices. Sometimes you get something that you think you're not
41:43
able to handle, and some of them you're like, oh, I've been
41:45
here before, let me just get over this obstacle. But at the end
41:46
of the day. Those are the tests to see if you got what it
41:49
takes to make sure that. Hey, when you finally get the keys to
41:52
drive the ship or whatever it is, you know, and you're like,
41:54
you got this shit figured out, you got you built this shit already,
41:57
and it's solid, you're gonna be able to navigate through any of waters.
42:01
Straight up. Smooth seas don't make a skilled sailor. Yeah, straight up,
42:06
man that when you hear that, you didn't even right. It's not
42:12
a very Texas Navy thing. Probably, I'm sure it's like that. I
42:16
feel like he has one of those like old school of those anchors heads.
42:21
No, it's smooth seas don't make a skilled sailor. Yeah, but yeah,
42:29
no, it just means, you know, without adversity and struggles and
42:32
trials, you know, you don't get pushed. Man. Good good book
42:36
out there. Perfect Practice makes perfect. People will say, oh, like
42:38
practice makes perfect. Now, if you're practicing the wrong way, you're not
42:42
gonna get better. That part. That's a good book for people. You
42:45
can never be perfect, this is what a motherfucker that reads. But when
42:49
perfection you hit like great, excellent, good, Okay, Like sure,
42:52
if you're okay in fucking baseball and basketball football, like you're making millions of
42:57
dollars in life and business whatever. You don't have to be the best,
43:00
just be better than the rest. You know that quote wasn't em Pirates of
43:01
the Caribbean? Was it? Which one? The one that he just said?
43:05
He made it cool? Fucky rock. Somebody's that asks the whitest thing
43:07
I've said, Like I've not said shucks howdy. Yeah, you do say
43:14
some pretty like white things, you know it tracks. Do you have individual
43:19
stores that carry them? Bro? Like yeah, they feel I feel like
43:22
with the right distribution, you can you can get into like liquor stores easy,
43:24
like every liquor store like shit, Like out there somewhere there's like a
43:29
habibie that we all know that has like twenty fucking stores, and you see
43:32
him at AE show or whatever at the at these uh these smoke shop shows.
43:37
They should be this is perfect, bro, Like this is this goes
43:39
hand in hand like all this so and it's like I'm sure the margin for
43:45
like the expenses not a lot because it's not an expensive product, and it's
43:47
it's great, you know what I'm saying. So like it's not like the
43:50
place is gonna have a crazy overhead because it's correct. Yeah, you know,
43:53
the cost of goods can't be crazy, you know what I mean?
43:55
Yeah, the repail, the Repail twenty five pack is nine to ninety nine.
43:59
And they played five bucks for you know, so it's like and it
44:02
helps five this whole five bottles of wine for ten bucks. You know,
44:06
this is perfect when it is right, or or like the other ones said,
44:07
you know, one of my upcoming bogs, I'm gonna go to Vegas
44:10
just on some chill ship and I'm gonna be like literally showing you how easy
44:15
it is. I'm gonna go to Bevmo or one of these spaces and get
44:17
like the bottles that I need to survive for the time that I'm out there,
44:20
and I'm gonna show you how easy it fucking is to just walk around
44:22
everywhere EDC this whole weekend like it's next game. Drop drop, yeah,
44:29
a good name drop Yeah. I definitely a lot of people are going to
44:31
DC. I was gonna say, so the cannabis back, those are new,
44:35
right, Uh no, there's my least of my you know, except
44:38
one man. So for the liquor ones obviously sell the best. So I
44:40
gotta put the most intention into the liquor, and was the wine and the
44:44
herb ones and new ones. H yeah, hit. It hit the dispensaries
44:47
closer to like October Man, because that's when everybody starts buying gifts for people,
44:52
that's when everybody starts traveling more for the holidays. That ship would probably
44:57
be a huge hit at some dispensary. I mean more or less. It
44:59
was because of the seiler. Like I said, the old sealer, like
45:00
it was just you know, I didn't make it, I didn't control it
45:02
was crap, you know. Yeah, obviously a better product. I believe
45:06
in it. I would just help people buy the pouches and like use a
45:07
lighter. But it still sucks. I mean, you don't know if it's
45:09
actually sealed or if you don't have later on you you'll figure it out.
45:13
Sure, But the seiler is great, that's really correct. I want to
45:16
make it easy for people. Yeah, I don't want people have to figure
45:20
it out, like they just grab it and boom. You know, man,
45:22
that's such a cool uh cool business. So what I mean what you
45:25
say you owned a restaurant before that, Yeah, well in Vegas, that's
45:30
what you know. Well, I grew up in New Jersey, but I
45:31
was in Rawley, North Carolina. Oh you had a restaurant out there?
45:35
Yeah, damn, what's that restaurant in life? Out there? Not good?
45:37
Huh what do you mean I'm saying? I yeah, my restaurant wasn't
45:40
saying. I was like North Carolina. I'm just like yo. I was
45:45
like, yeah, I didn't like it there. No, no, no,
45:47
I mean familiar the restaurant think started. Is it like a family thing
45:51
or yeah, my parents had Italian restaurant and then like it ended up shutting
45:53
down. It was like, you know, around that time of the like
45:55
the recession stuff and everything else, and there please was up. So then
45:59
I opened like a gourmet mini burger restaurant. But it's like twenty twelve or
46:02
something, you know. So I had like, you know, little sliders
46:07
like lamb turkey, pison, yeah, baked angus and then back then like
46:09
locally made breads and like this is twenty twelve, so like it was pretty
46:14
ahead of you know, and I was open like six months. I was
46:16
like on the ABC News is like rolling North Carolina's best kept secret. And
46:20
then uh, the neighboring restaurant flooded and like they took down my wall and
46:23
it was like all black mold, damn. And it was like an open
46:28
it was like a rectangle restaurant, so it was an open kitchen, so
46:30
like they had to bring in like the big vapor barriers. I didn't even
46:32
have my signs up yet. Like I was only in there for six months
46:37
and think that was it. It didn't. The league kept happening and it
46:39
was a whole issue lawsuit. Damn. That's that fucking sucks. Yeah,
46:44
that sucks, man. But at the end of the day, I'm like,
46:45
do you feel like, do you feel like happier doing what you're doing
46:49
now? Yeah? Yeah. And then it's pretty funny because this other restaurant
46:52
called Burger I Am, so it's like a similar concept of mine. They
46:54
started like literally the same year and they were like nationwide, but then the
46:59
CEO it up or something and didn't work. Yeah Burger I Am Yeah,
47:06
Oh yeah, that's right. You know what's crazy. We did review that
47:08
restaurant. Yeah, they sucked it up and it did it right though,
47:13
I did it right, and it was pretty and it was pretty good.
47:15
It was a downtown right and I remember I went I tried to go look
47:17
for a food with my lady. I was like, and I was like,
47:20
I drove by the same was like I could have sworn it was right
47:22
here. And then I had to look the episode up and I was like,
47:25
well, I guess it's not here no more then. So but it
47:29
was a good little slider slidder. Yeah. Yeah, my concept was definitely
47:32
better. I had like land bison turkey. I did like goat cheese,
47:36
breeches, like different spreads, you know, like I had a different ingredients
47:38
like Burger. I am was just like you know, hajllapenos was like,
47:42
you know what a bison burger's fire you bis Berger had that on the menu
47:46
too, had by some jerky, but Burger is like tops, I've had
47:52
that and bison jerky today. Someone someone I've had burger. Yeah it's fire.
48:00
Lie's good, it's healthier, sleaner, right. They say, I
48:02
don't know, but are these fools available like cows, Yeah, well you
48:07
can. You can. Just like cows, you can breed them. These
48:10
fools like severely bigger, Like when I think bison are like are they buffalo?
48:14
Yeah? But no, yeah, I thought you said I was like,
48:17
oh, fuck, that's buffaloes were like extinct or almost extincted. So
48:22
fuch. No, during when they were doing they were real close to Native
48:27
America. Not the Americans. I'm not saying because the Native Americans, I
48:30
mean them today's time. I don't think you can find them in the wild
48:32
unless you're breeding them, right. We almost they almost went to instinctions because
48:36
of not the Americans. Who's the other people? The white people, what
48:40
we call them crackers, Oh, the Western the cowboys, the cowboys,
48:46
cowboys, the cowboys out there went out there and killed a lot of buffalo
48:50
and stuff because uh furnish, and they almost took it down. And they
48:53
also killed a lot of buffalo so that the Native Americans would have nothing to
48:57
eat. A couple of years ago, there was only two hundred thousand documented
49:00
bison in America's fucked up. Oh here it is, I found it.
49:05
While bison are no longer threatened with extincsion extinction, the species faces other challenges.
49:10
The loss of genetic diversity, combined with the loss of natural selection forces,
49:15
threatens the ecological restoration of bison as a wildlife. So they help these
49:21
fools out. And now these fools can't get it together. So whenever they
49:24
bring back wooly mammoths, what they're doing. Do you think they're gonna do
49:27
wooly mammoth burgers? That'd be fucked up if that's all you bring them for.
49:31
Like, like if I get like, if you bring back a dinosaur
49:35
and you just make them for dinosaur burgers, Bro, I would be fucking
49:37
so pissed, Bro. I mean, that would just be part of it,
49:40
you know, part, thank you, just part and you would would
49:44
you try Willie mammoth burger? I'm full you wouldn't so high in hungry review
49:47
that ship. Yeah, you're telling me you wouldn't want that Jurassic about burger.
49:52
Dude, No, I would not. If it's a dinosaur burger,
49:53
I would feel so bad. I'd be like, Dude, this is such
49:55
a majestic creature, Like it's not like a cop. What if it was
49:58
like a really dumb one like a stechas worus, Bro, chicken is not
50:01
dinosaur. It's just a really small dinosaur. First of all, you don't
50:05
even know what a t rex would look like like a chicken. It's been
50:07
proven, it's a it's like a scientific fact. These people have ever seen
50:10
them? All right, bro, this is just like what do you call
50:14
it? Hypothesis? Bro? And and and just like all other theory,
50:17
they did find that there's like little hollow points in the in the bones where
50:22
like feather quills would like stick. Well, I would imagine they look like
50:24
the ones that were in the last movie, remember that one that was a
50:28
raptor with feathers. I just don't imagine it's gonna be a fucking chicken and
50:31
we're just gonna crack fucking raptor eggs. I don't Yeah, I don't know.
50:35
Would you eat an ostrich egg? I can't eat eggs more. Oh,
50:38
that's the way too big. I try it, right, I mean,
50:42
I tribe, that's way too big. Though. Yeah, I heard
50:45
that ship is like I heard that ship is like one hundred eggs. What
50:49
No, yeah, dude, And ostrich egg is like the equipment might be
50:54
close to right, dude, it's the equivalent to like a shipload of eggs.
50:59
Got more than it's more than ten, more than ten. I would
51:01
I was gonna say twenty if I had to guess twenty thirty, but twenty
51:06
four, twenty four wildly off. It's still a lot it's still I said
51:12
twenty Now, I said all right, but I said, like I said,
51:15
like a hundred, I'm so glad he's the college graduate and the American
51:21
citizen too, bitch. What were we gonna say? Right? No?
51:28
Like reg Okay, so twenty four chicken eggs? Yeah a lot though?
51:31
How many eggs for you to die? You both said you would either.
51:34
I said I would try it. I mean I wouldn'tay, I didn't sy
51:36
I would finish it. I'd go in. I try it. Oh,
51:40
yeah, I don't think I could suck up twenty four. Hey, dude,
51:43
Stephzone's been showing me some fucking foot some like actual like good, Uh
51:46
what is it? YouTube documentaries and all these different like videos too bigfoots?
51:52
Oh what's going on with big Fizz? Do you think it's a dimensional?
51:55
Nah? I don't know what it is, bro, But these motherfuckers are
51:59
for sure out there. But do you think he's for some reason they don't
52:01
like being seen? Okay, so do you think he's in? Uh?
52:05
Do you think they're smart? Do you think they know math? I'm not
52:07
gonna say they're gonna be I'm not gonna say this. I'm not gonna say
52:12
they're smart. Bro. I I'm not gonna say they're interdimensional, but they're
52:15
fucking smart, bro. Like they gotta be gifted some way somehow, bro,
52:17
because for sure they're out there, but you gotta be like, for
52:22
sure they're out there, but for some reason, it's I feel like if
52:25
they were already there to hurt us, bro, they would have been fucking
52:28
people up, bro, or just eating people. But then again, a
52:31
lot of people go missing. A lot of people go missing in the forest,
52:36
you believe. I've definitely seen bears like walking on their hind legs,
52:39
you know, Yeah, I dude, But it's one thing when you see
52:42
this motherfucker just like that one video, yes, right that yeah, famous?
52:47
Yeah, I don't know that that's a bigfoot is probably the main reason
52:53
why, Like you always got to carry this trap when you're hiking. That
52:57
not snakes, not mountain lions, bears, I'm not. I don't have
53:00
to worry about it. I don't have to worry about an anaconda fucking coming
53:04
at me in a fucking forest, bro, not a rattlesnakes. Dog.
53:07
I've ran across rattlesnakes and it's like, literally you just start throwing rocks at
53:10
him and the away. Good to know, Good to know. I mean
53:14
maybe I could have just been like, I mean maybe if I don't know,
53:16
I haven't seen one yet in Vegas. I've been out there like nine
53:20
years. I don't know. You do you hear them? I hear them?
53:22
Oh okay, because I'm from Texas originally and I did past control,
53:24
so I saw rattlesnakes a lot. No, I mean apparently they're in Vegas.
53:28
I have heard of them, but I haven't seen them. I mean
53:30
that's but I mean, do you kick it? We're like they would kick
53:32
it? You bet? You don't go walking around the desert. Uh yeah,
53:36
we go pick up wood? Okay, pre fire away baby. No,
53:40
but I mean I'm gonna burn me and ray out. But at one
53:43
point, maybe just me. At one point I was like, dude,
53:45
I want to prank e Zone because we were on this pranking little war thing.
53:49
I want pranky Zone so bad. And he's one goes on hikes.
53:52
I was like, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go buy
53:52
a big foot outfit and I'm gonna get ready to be like, hey he's
53:58
on, let's go fucking hike ship because I want to be healthy, and
54:00
then on their second hike, I'll shot whatever. But you get what I
54:06
mean, or let's record you high king or Ray ruined at the moment he
54:08
told you you know he carries a gun? No, I know. I
54:12
knew you would shoot me. I was like, bro, I'm going to
54:15
get shot by he's on in this prank because he's like, bro, I
54:16
almost caught it and exactly what I would be like. But I was like,
54:21
you got to make sure this fool don't shoot me. And Ray he's
54:22
like, I can't handle that. I can't shoot you. This's gonna shoot
54:27
you dog, Wait, don't shoot Bigfoot. But I thought it was gonna
54:30
be such a great video where he's like you hear that? And I was
54:32
gonna make like like fucking chip noises or some bullshit that's to give you away
54:37
right away. Come on, Well maybe I don't know. I was gonna
54:39
try something. We know what you sound like, just do a little recording.
54:43
Ray myself would have been like you just like Ray was gonna hype it
54:46
up, right, was the start beating you up? Ray just plays into
54:51
it, but like, but he's gonna Ray was right, you would shoot
54:54
the fucking big foot. I mean, if it's something pretty realistic, I'd
54:57
be scared, bro, because like in the forest. But okay, if
55:00
it's far away, you're you're you're you're not in danger. I still think
55:02
you were going to find out how good of a shot I am. Then
55:06
what I tell you this motherfucker, you're not supposed to do that. What
55:07
if you This is my thing is you got to think about the consequences.
55:13
What if there is another moral like me out here in Hollywood trying to be
55:16
funny in a big foot costume. Now you just shot a civilian, You're
55:21
still going to jail for You're getting the views though, that's why you go.
55:24
That's why you like. You go walking early, brode, But it's
55:28
walking early you have to do anything that's before all those stupid YouTubers wake up.
55:31
Bro. Did you see the guy that got shot in the mall?
55:35
Yeah, that was around. You can't do it in the mall. He
55:38
got in trouble for opening fire inside the mall, but for six months for
55:42
shooting someone in the hips. That's America in America, bro. If you're
55:45
talking about the guy that got prank right, yeah, and then he was
55:49
like food delivery guy and then he just give oh. Yeah. So it
55:52
was in Texas. It was in the mall, and this dude like pulled
55:58
like you're thinking about my penis, about my penis, and he's like,
56:00
please leave me alone. He kept doing it. He just fucking pulls out
56:04
the strap and shoots him in the hip and then just keeps walking. But
56:07
yeah, that guy, he didn't get in trouble necessarily for shooting somebody,
56:10
but he got in trouble for opening fire inside the mall. If he had
56:14
shot that dude outside, it would have been just open shut all right.
56:17
Now, you can send the video to Ray. I don't have the video.
56:22
Ray to watch the video, but you would know why I'm telling you
56:23
to stop because you don't have your headphones on it. Ray was a hearing
56:29
he would have been looking for the video. But where he's doing his job.
56:31
I know. I'm just saying he was. I was telling him what
56:34
the video was. He said, pull up the video. That's it.
56:36
Time about dude. No, for anybody that can't hear Ray, he just
56:43
said, there's lots of shooting videos at the mall Online America. Yeah,
56:50
malls are pretty much going extinct. That's a real dangerous species right there.
56:53
I wasn't Spencer's at one point, but that was before COVID Spencer's. Damn,
56:59
that's actually pretty It was hard because like we were mixed in with all
57:01
these like crazy weird flasks, you know, yeah, like we weren't mean
57:05
we're a great product, Like we don't need to be mixed with like you
57:07
know, fifty you see fifty flasks and that you're going there for like a
57:09
fart flask or like, yeah, you know, you're going there for somebody's
57:13
fiftieth birthday, going to, oh, let me go get this awesome product
57:15
that's gonna save me money and legally let me carry my liquor with me.
57:19
But you know, I'm buying a T shirt that says female Body Inspector.
57:23
Yeah that dumb ship. Yeah straight, I mean actually got three of those
57:29
imact Like we didn't go to Spencer. We all went to Spencer, do
57:31
you kidding? I was thirteen once. Well I don't know if I've actually
57:36
ever bought anything from Spencer. So that's the kicker about me. He's on
57:39
me and needs one. Went to Spencer this Christmas time. We're at the
57:43
Morning's let's go into Spencer's like little ass kids and then we saw this big
57:47
as Dealden were like we know who to who want that? It was one
57:52
too oh six and tentacle porn. You see how you don't have to be
57:57
thirteen? Oh no, I remember going. I remember being a little kid
58:00
going in there and they had like you know, the softcore you know,
58:02
like they're like in like bikinis or whatever, but there's butt cheeks everywhere.
58:06
And it was like the uh yeah, the Pink Floyd one with all the
58:09
girls with the albums on their backside, but they're all naked by the pool.
58:12
I just remember being a little kid just like that. That's a cool
58:16
poster. You think you think the technical thing is like real, like it's
58:21
pleasurable for a chick. I'm sure for some. I mean have such an
58:25
odd fucking shape. It's like literally a whole tentacle. Yeah, you know,
58:30
I'm not too sure how much they can detect while it's in them,
58:35
you know what I'm saying. I don't think they feel like every vein on
58:37
your cock and all that shit. It's just like just something going in there.
58:43
School. You ever had a squid chick? They had one of those.
58:46
Get you one, yeah, yeah, get a squid chick. You
58:51
could also get the girls that do the egg play. Have you seen that?
58:54
That shit's fucking wild. So these girls will have like a dildo or
58:59
something like that with little like I think they're glass or something, you know,
59:02
body friendly eggs, and so they'll like you know, fuck themselves and
59:07
essentially inject these eggs into their vagina. And then are you talking about like
59:12
real eggs? No, I said, they're like glass metal, like there's
59:15
something that's body safe, but like they'll put it in them via tentacle or
59:20
whatever, like relive this fucking weird henti ship and then you know, birth
59:23
them. What the fuck you're looking at some weird ass ship. I remember
59:30
one time full I went into like a very like Chinese or Asian stores and
59:32
they had these like metal balls that like you put in the vagina, and
59:36
I think it was like similar for that. Yeah, it was like for
59:37
like it was like these two like like I don't know, these like metal
59:42
balls and like it's supposed to like for kegels or something like that, you
59:45
put them in there. Oh, somebody's that making that up? No,
59:49
I swear to god, you can find this ship on the internet if you
59:51
look hard enough. I mean, just because you can doesn't mean you should.
59:52
Oh I don't. Yeah, definitely, it gets weird real fast.
59:55
I mean, yeah, you found it. So that's pretty that's pretty deep.
59:59
That's pretty dumb. The rabbit hole. I'm pretty sure you know.
1:00:00
If you have weird friends, sometimes you don't even have to look for it.
1:00:07
They're called ben Wah balls. Ben Wah that's what it is, all
1:00:09
right, That's exactly what I used. They're called all right, So let
1:00:14
me explain exactly what this are. Bro. So ben Wah balls bro are
1:00:17
also known as orgasm balls and are marble ball marble sized balls, usually hollow
1:00:24
and containing small weight, that roll around and are used for sexual stimulation by
1:00:30
insertion into the vagina. Available in a variety of form of the balls may
1:00:35
be sold and cut and or contain clappers or chimes within. Other versions are
1:00:42
plastic in caseings. So, yeah, apparently some of them are made of
1:00:45
jae. Some of them are like, I don't know this, just damn,
1:00:47
that's crazy. I would just be so afraid something would get lost up
1:00:52
there. I don't think you're supposed to fuck them with them? No,
1:00:54
But I'm just saying just even just putting it in there, like I don't
1:00:58
know, man, some of them have rope. See that's yeah, yeah,
1:01:00
okay, that makes sense, like a rope like an anal bead.
1:01:05
Anal bead is a while dude. Yeah, you ever had a chick with
1:01:08
a definitely no, no, Like that'd be kind of like would you be
1:01:14
would you be impressed or would you be like whoa? As long as she's
1:01:17
not trying to put it in me, I don't give will we put in
1:01:20
all right? Gaber he's just worried about him. If she wants to fuck,
1:01:23
I don't care whatever. I'm not saying I'm come around twice, but
1:01:28
the day I'm not going to go out everyone and put that in there.
1:01:30
That's what the band wild Balls are, bro. If this girl wants to
1:01:34
put on the fucking TV controller up and women have this and guys are fucking
1:01:37
melons, you know, like like oh, here's a nice kennel, fuck
1:01:42
this, like yeah, let me design this crazy ash ship. Look that's
1:01:45
where they go. Look, damn, that's crazy. That's pretty deep in
1:01:49
there. That's not that deep. That's like, yeah, that's it's fucking
1:01:54
for or fine, as long as there's that rope, you know, I
1:01:57
just like I said, that'd be my biggest fear just being like fuck like
1:02:00
the rope like kind of like get like my my neon lights have just kind
1:02:02
of like pull it down, you know every time that breaks? Hey,
1:02:07
so what would you do? X Like you're you're hooking up with a chick
1:02:10
and then like like you know, everything's going well and then like the longest
1:02:15
ain't no bead rope just comes out. She's like I was just I had
1:02:17
this inside the whole time. Good for her, Yeah, be intimidated my
1:02:22
ass home. Don't get funck. I'm gonna go in there and probably never
1:02:24
come back. I'm looking to hit it though. You impressed? Huh you
1:02:28
impressed? No, I think she's just I'm gonna get definitely gonna work condom
1:02:34
her. You should probably just be doing that anyway. True, He's like
1:02:38
before that point, I wasn't. But then ain't no beads came out.
1:02:42
No, I gotta I gotta tell her to wait twenty minutes because door dash
1:02:45
is on the way. You haven't add anything to the list onto that door
1:02:51
dash cancel plan got a canceled plan B and add condoms, because what's the
1:02:57
worst way you ever had to like getch your chick. Remember I did strick,
1:03:02
No, no, no, I meant. I meant like, when
1:03:05
you're already kicking with her, that is pretty that's pretty horrible. Well,
1:03:07
I guess not. It's a busy area. There's a lot of people there.
1:03:09
I mean, not this case. That's not this case. Okay,
1:03:13
that's not good. Yeah she passed out in the bathroom, damn for hours.
1:03:22
Well yeah, but now she you know, she has a boyfriend now
1:03:25
here at the soccer games. Good for her. I was like, no,
1:03:35
dude, I think I assumed in the blog. Yeah, she's in
1:03:38
the blog sucking. This dumbass was all, lookes your looking him. You're
1:03:44
such a piece of ship. Sometimes understand what he was? Yeah, because
1:03:50
he's ship. I assumed that our mom too. I was like, just
1:03:52
the lady that yelled at him. Oh, this was that lady I heard
1:03:58
about that you were here when we're going to on your birthday. I like
1:04:00
stormed out like a little bitch. Don't put yourself down that much. I
1:04:05
was like, you rocks birthday. I told you I didn't want that up.
1:04:11
And you're like, what's for the Patreon. Look, you guys books,
1:04:14
my squirrel being put down ruined my birthday, all right, y'all didn't
1:04:17
do anything. A lot of people, a lot of people made us still
1:04:20
bat hot, like on Rock's birthday. You gotta act like hanas like mom,
1:04:25
dad, stop fighting. Were we talking about that on air where you're
1:04:29
like with the narcat if you would, Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you
1:04:33
stopped telling you everybody, I hope, I hope actually don't get cancer.
1:04:38
That was like, yeah, you thought that was funny. It was kind
1:04:42
of funny. It's not funny. So lot's everybody who has been there in
1:04:46
the fucking super chatty. Fuck you, it's not funny. How did your
1:04:56
show go? You didn't tell us about the Sant Tripley show. I was
1:05:00
fun that full dropped the end bomb in Chicago. It was crazy. I
1:05:02
got it on camera. You will be able to catch it on this Weekend's
1:05:05
Patron on Saturday. That drops anybody try to fight him? Oh bro,
1:05:10
it was a black staff too. Sam just tripped. Sam just tipped.
1:05:12
Well, that just reminds me of that family Guy skit where uh uh oh
1:05:17
that was a good skit too. But no it's the one I forget,
1:05:20
like I think that world is about to end. And Peter's like, I'm
1:05:23
just gonna go say the end word in front of a bunch of people and
1:05:26
see what happens. And he comes back dresses a king, and he's like,
1:05:28
they made me their king, bro. He is the kid of the
1:05:32
white races before. I mean, I mean, Sam Tripley is the king
1:05:39
of white people. That. Yeah, you get it. You know,
1:05:45
I'm pretty sure Rock, I mean pretty sure Sam would appreciate it if you
1:05:47
you know, we talked about it. He even said he's like, dude,
1:05:50
it just sucks because like it's a lot of like, oh, come
1:05:54
on, you already know it's crazy. I mean, he's pushing the limit
1:05:58
what I mean, what's supposed to do? I agree? All right,
1:06:01
let's get into some of the super chats that are that are coming in.
1:06:05
Hey, uh, I'm waiting on a couple of things to get uh get
1:06:09
there from the HIC kit because I got something really nice that I'm gonna be
1:06:12
doing a giveaway soon for you guys for the next week. But we're gonna
1:06:15
be reading some of the superchats right now. Three Eyes coming in with twenty
1:06:17
dollars. Shout out to that we don't smoke the same podcast. Y'all killing
1:06:23
it so far in twenty twenty four. Keep going, Barros, thank you
1:06:26
so much. Three Eyes that fools everywhere. He's just super chatting away everywhere.
1:06:30
I saw him in the Scummy kickt I saw him all the Homies podcasts.
1:06:34
It's always three Eyes sending everybody the links and stuff. Shout out to
1:06:38
him, Bro to three Eyes, like always yeah, straight up? Next
1:06:42
one, Nick Sack, how scongo? Oh no, there they're going there
1:06:50
were they're thinking you for that is your word? Next one? J mac
1:06:56
c five dollars. What's up? Foods for time? Catching the show live
1:07:00
in three weeks. Work been crazy, but in a good way, making
1:07:04
it progress towards a new role. Same team, That's what I'm talking about,
1:07:09
j Max. Make sure you fucking work towards something. Bro, you
1:07:11
gotta have some kind of fucking goals, bro, same team. Fool's it
1:07:15
like? You still know fools that don't do shit all day? I know
1:07:19
some people like that. There's this guy that I used to work with.
1:07:23
He got fired eventually, but uh, his his gig was he would come
1:07:27
to work and he would be bad at working. Then he would go home
1:07:31
and then he would watch movies or he would go you know, I think
1:07:34
like he really liked movies a lot, but like he never worked towards anything.
1:07:39
Like he even made friends with people that were security staff at like Universal
1:07:44
and Warner Brothers and stuff like that, and they're like, yo, get
1:07:46
your license, do the whole course, and we'll get you a job that
1:07:50
way. You're like, that would have put him closer to the movies.
1:07:53
And honestly, just as as a security guard like not gonna be working his
1:07:57
ass off. Might have long hours, but like the do shit most of
1:08:00
the time. They're just there to like make sure nothing happens. And this
1:08:02
dude just fucked off. Is he still fucking off? I don't know.
1:08:06
I don't keep up with him. I don't have time for that. You
1:08:10
know, It's like he was a nice guy, but like I don't.
1:08:13
I think. I think it's it's cool to have friends, you know,
1:08:16
a variety of different friends, but like if you give a lot of time
1:08:19
to those people that don't do shit with their lives, it rubs off.
1:08:24
That shit is crazy for us. I was biking it the other day around
1:08:27
the neighborhood and I passed, uh, passed by this liquor store food and
1:08:30
I seen this like it's like drugged out like black food that. Like I
1:08:35
was like, man, this is kind of familiar, right, and like
1:08:39
I kind of got a closer look, and I was like, man,
1:08:41
I remember going to elementary for that, like with that fool, like you
1:08:44
know, to like elementary dog damn yeah. And I was like this fool,
1:08:47
Like, I mean even in elementary. I was like, man,
1:08:49
Bro, I was like, you're because you know, it's old. His
1:08:53
older brothers were gang banging and doing all this shit, so I'm like he
1:08:55
was kind of like headed towards that life. He was doing some bashing in
1:08:58
school and I'm just like and this one was doing bad shit, and I'm
1:09:00
like this one was asking for change outside the leaguer store, bro. And
1:09:03
I just like I didn't even stop and stare, Bro, but I just
1:09:06
kind of like stop and got a good look. I was like, yeah,
1:09:08
that's him. You should have walked by him and been like, should
1:09:10
have gotten your grades up. G Nah, dude, you don't kick somebody.
1:09:15
When Noah, I felt more sad mo than anything, because I was
1:09:18
like, damn, bro, I was like, what the fuck happens to
1:09:20
somebody where You're just like, yo, we kind of all had the same
1:09:23
opportunity. I think about that a lot, actually, man. I always
1:09:27
think like, how, like how many bad decisions does it take to get
1:09:30
there? You know, because I think about like how many people did they
1:09:33
lose in their life, either through tragedy or being such a nuisance that people
1:09:39
quit wanting to help them, you know what I mean. It's like,
1:09:43
I don't know, I feel like I got a lot of people on my
1:09:45
corner. So if I hit really hard times, like I know, you
1:09:49
know, may not have anybody like save me. But I don't think anybody's
1:09:53
gonna let me fall that hard. Yeah for sure. I mean you always
1:09:56
got to have people like that. Have you ever experienced something like that?
1:09:58
Bro? Where Like I mean, because what's your shirt? What's your like?
1:10:01
Do you have a social life like you know, like a one man
1:10:05
team? So I'm just like, you know, you you probably spend a
1:10:09
lot of time working on your business. Yeah for sure. I mean obviously
1:10:12
I should spend more time. But yeah, I like to live too,
1:10:15
so like I like to you know, I said, I don't want to
1:10:15
just be you know, like I want to grow it at my pace and
1:10:18
not like I mean kill myself. And then because you know, who knows,
1:10:23
right, at some point like what do you see yourself expanding? Like
1:10:26
you know what I mean soon, I mean we're we're in iron people and
1:10:29
saying yeah yeah. So except for most of the part, it was like
1:10:30
I was trying to create the new sealer, you know, and then COVID
1:10:33
hit and then so you know I had to like design a sealer myself and
1:10:38
prototype it manufacturer and stuff like that, and with shipping everything, I mean
1:10:41
iverythink was screwed up. So finally got the sealer done, you know,
1:10:43
trying to do it like a shoe string budget. You know, we have
1:10:45
a warehouse now technically okayre carcarage, I know what I'm saying. I was
1:10:50
at some point you're gonna but but like I will fill my house up before
1:10:55
I move into and spend money on a warehouse, you know, like you
1:10:57
gotta like, yeah, get like I want to make I want to make
1:10:59
money profit first, like not keep spending money and you're catching yourself. You
1:11:02
want to have that Jeff Bezos experience, you know, like I could see
1:11:05
this ship at Target. Oh yeah, Target, uh yeah, but I
1:11:11
can see that Walmart anywhere within reasons, you know Walmart Target. Well you
1:11:16
know who would literally like profit off off of selling this and like they'll by
1:11:20
buying them like crazy. If we got to show them to all the picces
1:11:24
to sell the liquor at the like, sell like the pices are, sell
1:11:28
liquor at the tailgates and be like look man, just sell the pouches.
1:11:33
Think about it, bro, Like, sell the pouches. It's already three
1:11:35
shots in there. You mix it into whatever and you don't have to drink
1:11:38
it. Then it's not like when they sell you a shot right then and
1:11:41
there. You know it's well, you know you gotta judge judging by this
1:11:46
before. I've talked to some of those No, there's some bitch that's walking
1:11:48
around with the fucking needles and go and open your mouth. But but what
1:11:56
I've talked to one of those spice that sell liquor outside the venues. Don't
1:12:00
get the patrol, trust me, don't get the patrol. They're refilling the
1:12:03
cheap ship with just get just get a shot. I mean it's tectically with
1:12:06
illegal to like refill a package and then sell it. It's on the middle,
1:12:10
it's in the street. This is illegal. Yeah, the guy's selling
1:12:13
that is illegal. But then you know where you're getting that at that point,
1:12:15
you know. Yeah, Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm gonna put
1:12:17
up to the tailgate with a coolter full of like cocktails and just be like
1:12:20
slanging them. Bro, you can definitely fellows. Yeah, I gotta talk
1:12:25
out both sides. I gott talk out of the business and personal personal.
1:12:27
Yeah, dude, Like I fill these up. And like when I first
1:12:29
got started, we sold We stuck into a concert and we sold them.
1:12:30
I was like, oh man, I gonna start a business, Like I
1:12:31
can't be doing that. Yeah, Like you're gonna get you know, I
1:12:34
mean, but you can't stop other people. Like I'm telling you, like
1:12:38
food the street vendors, I can literally see them buying like a fuckload of
1:12:42
them, and after after nine ten o'clock, Hey, get a shot away,
1:12:45
you know what I mean, Like, like you want some shots with
1:12:47
those tacos, come get it, bro, and now hook you up like
1:12:50
a motherfucker. Bro. It's a great business, bro, Like for real,
1:12:54
I mean, there wouldn't be any ways because we're already pre made Yeah,
1:12:57
and then you know it's to really good concept. Man, And I
1:13:00
hope people out there fuck with it. I'm telling you it'll save you some
1:13:02
money, like it's saved. It saved me a lot of money. And
1:13:04
I get to drink what I want. I get to buy the nice one
1:13:06
hundred dollars bottle and I get to drink it. I don't gotta I don't
1:13:10
gotta fucking be like, what are you having there? And then the bush
1:13:13
wells or playing tickets, hotels? What are you just yeah, spend your
1:13:15
money on something else? Yeah, because not for nothing, bro, it
1:13:18
was like a diet, a night at the bar or night somewhere like that.
1:13:20
Bro, at a concert venue, that ship's an insurance payment. That
1:13:24
shi, it's a car payro it adds the fuck up that weren't you just
1:13:28
in Vegas? Yeah? Yeah, like ninety dollars Sometimes the clubs like a
1:13:30
big class at that, like ninety dollars, dude, it is wild.
1:13:34
Yeah, I'm not Yeah, come on, man, not trying to do
1:13:38
all that. Man. Uh, next one Boilo cush y'all my pre Friday
1:13:43
party, Saludosa. Hey I met that I met that for at the comedy
1:13:48
show that was pretty cool. He brought Hey, this woe brought his steel
1:13:51
who spoke nothing but Spanish. Bro, like literally like I didn't understand that,
1:13:57
so he had to translate like the whole time. He was like,
1:13:59
he was like my old end there right, and this was this was her
1:14:03
fucking little candle dog literally food low candle going to the bathroom, back and
1:14:08
forth. Why not? And I was just and I was just like,
1:14:11
man, it takes me back. I didn't go. Sounds like it sounds
1:14:15
like you're over here reminiscing because they offered. Yeah, they were being I'm
1:14:18
pretty sure you would have gone I've been good. No, we'll see,
1:14:23
I've been so good. Proud thank you, Ron, Yeah, sec I
1:14:28
know, oh for sure. Proud boy. No, you're not proud.
1:14:34
No, I'm proud of you, thank you. Not proud to be a
1:14:39
boy. I'm just not a proud boy. Yeah. Next one, uh,
1:14:45
Umberto and Maya since two bucks, salulos, slick shots. Hey,
1:14:48
he says, shut out to you, slick shots. Thank you for translating.
1:14:51
Yeah, Albert Bonda, two bucks, uh, saludos from Texas,
1:14:57
same team they saluta Texas. They fucking with us. Bro. Text was
1:15:00
dope, yeah. Yeah, and then they got those they do the tube
1:15:03
down there tuban. Yeah, he's a great for a tube because they float,
1:15:06
yeah tubes down the river, so they like do a lot of tube
1:15:09
even if the water they just say, oh, that's cool. He could
1:15:12
just be like, hey, I've definitely lost a beer or two in that
1:15:15
that fucking river. You gotta be careful though. Man. I got drunk
1:15:18
as ship because I drank, like I lost my beer and the girl I
1:15:21
was with like gave me some of her fucking Mad Dog twenty twenty, and
1:15:26
so I chugged a bunch of it. I was like, alright, I'm
1:15:28
gonna get caught up. I didn't feel that drunk for the most part.
1:15:30
And then when we got out and I was walking up these big ass stairs,
1:15:34
it just hit me. And by the time I got on the bus,
1:15:36
dude, my face was numb. So you know, find a place
1:15:42
to stand after you drink for a second. Especially Mad Dog twenty twenty.
1:15:45
Yeah, never doing that again. Yeah, that's like the yo. That's
1:15:48
like that ship that I bought, that fucking nasty that Yukon. Oh this
1:15:53
ship you brought you bought on a fuck door ash today that is so nasty.
1:15:57
It supposed to be like orange flavor, and it just okay, it's
1:15:59
like cinnamon. It's one hundred proof. Some some whiskey Donalds telling me about.
1:16:04
It's called Grand Yukon or some shit like that. Yeah, and it's
1:16:08
like it's one hundred proof. But this ship, like, oh, it
1:16:12
just like has like this lemon taste. Bro. I just couldn't deal with
1:16:14
it. I'm like, fuck that sh it's just like yeah, it's it's
1:16:16
lemon pledge with fucking rubbing alcohol. Yeah, kind of awful. Yeah for
1:16:26
uh, next one, Diego Marian says ten bucks. I kept knocking in
1:16:30
my job's door garbage industry for four years. I finally got in about to
1:16:34
be five years working in the garbage industry. Never give up on what you
1:16:38
want. Homies, union life, Hell yeah, hey, foods that aren't
1:16:42
union jobs, they're problem. Let that come in here. I bet she's
1:16:45
got some crazy stories, like crazy trash people. You trust me picking up
1:16:49
trash, garbage men, garbagemen, Yeah, garbage man. I'm pretty sure
1:16:53
he's came across some crazy as it. Just trash people sounded pretty like trash
1:16:58
people. Sounds like garbage man. The homie there's it's a fucking crazy job
1:17:01
to have and it pays well too. You think those fools I have ever
1:17:03
like found body parts? I guarantee you, Hey, Helmie, have you
1:17:06
found body parts? They probably ditch bodies. I grew up in Jersey like
1:17:10
the ways. Uh, just I guarantee he's found body parts. Yeah,
1:17:14
bro, And you have to claim you probably have to call becomes an investigation.
1:17:16
I bet remember, Like for a while in the nineties, fools were
1:17:20
just throwing their babies in the trash. Oh, I don't know, I
1:17:24
didn't know that. Yeah, like females but no, no, but like
1:17:30
like yeah, that was like a thing. And then in the nineties you'll
1:17:30
see it in Spanish TV be like al and then like they'll be talking about
1:17:39
it. But at that time when you were seeing those stories in the nineties,
1:17:42
there was they didn't know anything about postpartum depression. And I guess I'm
1:17:46
crazy killed her baby. Yeah, Like like women were just throwing their babies
1:17:50
in the trash, and like you hear about that guy. Did you hear
1:17:55
about that guy in Bakersfield He threw a baby in the track? Oh,
1:17:59
the guy that caught eating a leg? Dude, I did hear about crazy?
1:18:02
Oh that is crazy. That's exactly what I mean. Bro, People
1:18:06
like and you got to report that. Imagine seeing someone eating a leg dog
1:18:12
from like and they I think they saw him for like like half a mile
1:18:14
away, and someone they just called the cops. Would imagine I would think
1:18:16
it's a joke at one point, like, Bro, I'm part of a
1:18:18
prank, like ashing cultcher where you at? Nah? But you know,
1:18:23
like like way you see like something like that physically, bro, Like when
1:18:29
you see a severed lamb, Bro, and like you see you're like,
1:18:30
oh, ship, that's not makeup. That's like that shit don't make you
1:18:35
Hell, yeah, you can fucking tell, bro, Like God, it
1:18:38
looks like human meat looks hello different? So was biting into imagine the sac
1:18:44
that's creating a bison burger? Hey, where would you Where would you rather
1:18:47
like? If you had to be teleported somewhere? Right? And the options
1:18:50
were these two options? Where would you rather go? Amazons or Antarctica?
1:18:57
Ooh fuck? Amazon? Do? And and you said, who said Amazon?
1:19:00
Am I equipped? Am I equipped for this experience? I don't care
1:19:03
he heat over cold? And That's what I'm saying. If I'm equipped I
1:19:06
can think I can. Last time you go, you go, I say,
1:19:12
it is a split second. You don't get you get just a quick
1:19:15
choice. I would. I'd probably do the Amazon because if you have any
1:19:16
chance to survive the ship, you can also get eight. Bro that that
1:19:23
ship's unexplorable. Freeze to death and that article get women. I need,
1:19:27
I will freeze. I want. I don't want to go alone in the
1:19:30
middle. But okay, well okay, well here's the thing. Well,
1:19:32
would you rather freeze to death or be eaten by like a jaguar? Like
1:19:38
jaguar, come get me? Woman puts the cold like cold. Yeah,
1:19:44
that's good, that's good logic. The wall like, we get that,
1:19:51
dude, then we hit Paradise. Go first, I'll follow you. I'm
1:19:57
just saying. The one thing that pisses me off about the Wall, It's
1:20:00
just that, how come nobody's ever just like fucking driven a whole plane into
1:20:02
it? Bro, Like if we had some Arabs fucking take that plane and
1:20:05
drive it into fucking the twin towers. Bro, how come somebody can't just
1:20:10
take a we had a fucking jet go missing, you know what I mean,
1:20:14
nobody could just take it, take a jet and just be like,
1:20:15
so long, have you even know how fragile planes are? It wasn't supposed
1:20:18
to go. It wasn't suposed to hit the twin towers like that. Have
1:20:23
you seen when when when a plane hits a bird? First of all,
1:20:28
yeah, the bird dies, Oh it does not It really fucking damages the
1:20:32
fucking plane. Oh yeah, single bird can actually take down a plane.
1:20:35
And you're telling me, and you're telling me the plane took down two twin
1:20:40
towers or not to, but a plane took down Besides the point I'm trying
1:20:44
to make fucking ass so we're not talking about nine eleven. We're talking about
1:20:46
a plane taking down the ice wall. It's not. I'm talking about making
1:20:48
it over because it's eventually it's a wall, right, eventually, like you
1:20:51
have asked, you could climb to the top, right, like it's some
1:20:56
point ever been there? I don't know, I know, but if it's
1:20:58
a certain so it has to you can be a higher point to it and
1:21:01
just fly over it. I'm just saying, how come nobody's ever flowing over
1:21:04
it? Allowed to the government doesn't want to, dude. You're not allowed
1:21:09
to do a lot of things, and things are going on, bro,
1:21:10
people want ship to be ceased fire brow and the ship still being bombed.
1:21:14
Yeah, Taber's over here with that. Why did we let them in?
1:21:16
The stupid logic? Yeah, why didn't we let them do it? I
1:21:20
sweary, dude, dude, we should never let him get the nukes.
1:21:25
I've been saying that we fucked up. We should have put them in,
1:21:29
Like should have had Oppenheimer Store live. Oh yeah, we have. We
1:21:32
should have had to be again, go use who's from the fifties are still
1:21:36
alive? Right? Like all right? So like I'm just saying, bro,
1:21:40
Like, yeah, foods for the fifties for sure had to be still
1:21:44
if we have kids, you think these kids are making bombs? I don't
1:21:49
think it's like Tony, I'd be fucking pissed. Bro. I'm like,
1:21:53
I'll be like, yo, man, Like it didn't come out with that
1:21:55
Jean Sparta kicked that food. Like a lot of kids don't come up,
1:22:00
don't come out with their parents' DNA. Michael Jordan's kids, they're not goats.
1:22:05
Johnson kids hates his dad, Magic Johnson. Magic dud kids don't got
1:22:11
way off. You think Magic Johnson was pissed? Why would he want his
1:22:15
kids to have HIV. Haven't seen Magic Johnson's all right, not for nothing
1:22:25
that you thought you were just making a fucked up joke. It's still fucked
1:22:28
up, still fucked up, like fucking up. Look okay, but like
1:22:32
if you're a basketball fan or if you if you like let's say, if
1:22:35
you love sports, you're like Magic Johnson was one of the greatest of all
1:22:38
time, right you're like George Perez Foo or like Sid dig even just loves
1:22:42
basketball like that, and like then like you see Magic Johnson and like his
1:22:45
son, that's his son right there, bro, Like like just which is
1:22:55
cool? You know he's full on fucking trans man or whatever it is.
1:22:58
But oh, okay, cross dress or whatever that whatever you cat. Sorry
1:23:02
you think he's gay any cross dresses, But I'm just saying you don't think
1:23:05
Magic Johnson must have been like man, you could not even the w n
1:23:09
B A like like you know what I would think, Like it'd be the
1:23:14
kind of pissed, not like seriously pissed, but it's like I disowned you.
1:23:18
You don't think he's gonna be mad if his son or his daughter podcast
1:23:24
or doesn't like Pokemon, doesn't like Pikachu or Pokemon son just own you imagine
1:23:30
if his own son doesn't like fucking Pikachu, who does like fucking Pikachu?
1:23:34
That's not the one. That's why we have over a thousand of teos from
1:23:36
That's not the say I'm talking about Pokemon's in general. Dog. What if
1:23:41
everybody has a different choice, bro, that's the reason there's so many.
1:23:45
So people don't fly just doesn't like the old fucking cartoon, Well then he
1:23:47
could fucking like other things. I was about to say, you usually don't
1:23:51
really like the same things as your parents. After a while, you like,
1:23:55
there's that like when you're in middle school, in high school, you're
1:23:57
trying to like separate. Then you go back it's like, yeah, well
1:24:00
I love classic rock, but like you know, when I first got put
1:24:02
onto that I wasn't like your parents. Huh. If you don't like your
1:24:05
parents, and then you look at certain fools like look at like licas,
1:24:09
look at certain situations like you don't know, like easy Son, you don't
1:24:13
know how bad Easy he would have been, Like man, my son,
1:24:15
rapper, he could have been teaching us some ship. If easy he would
1:24:16
have still been alive, he would have been hello proud like it's because that's
1:24:20
what his son does right now, right little easy he raps old dirty bastard
1:24:25
son does the same thing. I heard. He's like gonna rap in the
1:24:28
with a new wu tang. I think so yeah, I think that's what
1:24:30
I heard too. I heard he's just spot on. See some of those
1:24:32
there there, some of that ship is happening right now because these fools had
1:24:35
these rock stars that have passed on. They fucking had kids, and now
1:24:39
their kids are like, oh man, my dad was legendary, like,
1:24:43
uh, you know, Sublime Room's done, but Rome's done? Are he
1:24:46
quit? No? He had like, uh, what is it Bradley's son.
1:24:53
Oh, it's stepping up and he sounds just like his dad. Oh
1:24:58
ship. So he's like, hey, bro, thanks for keeping the seat
1:25:00
warm for me. Ah yeah. And Rome was a cool ass motherfucker.
1:25:04
He's always been cool as fuck. I've been there a few times. Chills,
1:25:08
chill as a motherfucker. But that's kind of kind of suck, bro.
1:25:11
It's kind of like, uh, I don't know, man, like
1:25:13
like with the whole profits Raige situation, Bro, I don't know. That
1:25:16
kind of like pissed me off. The way that kind of went down and
1:25:18
how do you mean what what do you mean what went down? Okay,
1:25:20
So like you know, for like, well, I'm not this is this
1:25:24
isn't something like I'm not saying this is a secret, but this is obviously
1:25:26
they split up. But like I'm just saying that. Then they kind of
1:25:29
made me mad, you know, as like a fan of the whole project.
1:25:30
Is this that Like I'm like, oh, great, Zach de la
1:25:33
Roche wants to come back once the hype is built up and he sees how
1:25:35
much of a demand there is the area whole Superman came in and now they
1:25:40
want to go ahead and fucking do all this ship, you know what I
1:25:43
mean. So I'm just like, man, like, it's just it kind
1:25:45
of sucks when you know that happens with artists, bro, when the X
1:25:46
comes back into the sea. Yeah, well in this case, it's not
1:25:50
the ex because it's the offspring. But you know what I'm saying, more
1:25:55
more than Zach thing, you know, like he you know, rage broke
1:25:58
up and the like. For the longest, fans were like please please get
1:26:01
We were all begging forever, Bro. I remember like for years we were
1:26:05
just like come on, please, just another rage, you know. But
1:26:09
yeah, so, but hopefully they do more profits of rage. Man,
1:26:13
I don't know zactly that's done. Oh, they're just not gonna do it
1:26:15
again. Yeah, because that was supposed to be like not a tribute but
1:26:18
I mean, I know they've been not doing it tribute band, but it
1:26:20
was supposed to be like, I don't know, resurgence of that that that
1:26:25
band does. It just seemed like it was like a fun like idea that
1:26:28
could happen randomly, you know what I'm saying. Like then like remember then
1:26:31
then the whole the whole rhythm of things changed. When they were like parading,
1:26:34
they were like, no, get the jab and they were like they
1:26:39
were like literally doing a whole concert telling people to get the jab and ship.
1:26:44
And then people were like, yo, what the fuck? I thought
1:26:45
this was a rage against the machine. Yeah, people were. They were
1:26:49
like, you're just telling us to listen to them. What's funny is you
1:26:53
don't give a fuck about where you bring those at home? What slick shots
1:26:58
it doesn't he'll bring on the other day. I was like, dude,
1:27:00
your own dad's fucking show. Yeah, you're a fucking be real showing the
1:27:08
money he can spend on what he actually wants to drink, and I mean
1:27:12
is the hot places like we had people buy it for the Saints had a
1:27:14
VIP you know, they're own sweet, but they didn't serve their tequila.
1:27:16
Yeah, I wanted to bring their tequila. That's the reason I took it
1:27:19
because I know be Real doesn't order drinks. Send Dog drinks beer, and
1:27:23
DJ Lord drinks nothing but tequila. So I was like, I'm gonna take
1:27:26
like five whiskey bags and I'm gonna drink because I already know, like if
1:27:29
I want to buy something there, it's probably gonna beat Jack Daniels or Jamison
1:27:31
nasty ass ship. I don't want that ship. Bro. Come on,
1:27:35
dog gotta work smarter, not harder. Bro, it's the whole point.
1:27:40
Well, at that point, can you shout out your girlfriend because she does
1:27:42
a lot of the fucking I mean we need to do is get some spoty
1:27:45
around these liquors you like, and pare him up. That's any sponsors out
1:27:47
there with the Yeah, come on, man, he's acting like he does
1:27:50
all the seating and ship. Sometimes I do, bitch, but yeah,
1:27:54
shout out to her. I know, don't forget to see the move,
1:27:58
and I was like, shout out to her because it comes. I mean,
1:28:00
obviously I'm I get some Yeah, I know that's I'm also saying thank
1:28:03
you to her for sealing them up. But it's a little bit of a
1:28:06
not a job, but you know it's part of the process. Yeah.
1:28:09
Yeah, so I mean most people yeah yeah, yeah, quick. Yeah.
1:28:15
So a lot of people I think they can put a straw or something.
1:28:20
Yeah. So, I mean, like I don't know which camera,
1:28:23
I have no idea I got. Yeah, so like you know you gotta
1:28:27
do is twisted separated. Once you twisted, just pop open the funnel like
1:28:30
that. Good to go. Uh yeah, yeah, that's it. Mm
1:28:40
hmm. You see what's on mm hmmm. You know it's gonna buy like
1:28:47
a forty pack of these Bart's barbecue. I'm about to say, I'm gonna
1:28:49
buy my case. Man that give you I'll give you back. Yeah,
1:28:55
I'll buy I'll buy it. I'll buy the sealer. Remember that definitely small
1:28:58
micro business, say micro business, not small business micro sealed. Damn.
1:29:02
There you go. That's that quick, bro. That is so fun and
1:29:04
like he's like a UFC guy. But I mean it's not bad, it's
1:29:09
too so he gives a good seal on it. Yeah, is good.
1:29:12
I mean I already did some drinking before you came through, so I'm not
1:29:15
doing it. But I'm going to save this for an event that is carbonate.
1:29:16
I don't recommend carbonate, but will still hold it. You know.
1:29:18
The problem is I'm just not guaranteeing it. Yeah, yeah, noncarcinated.
1:29:23
Yeah, but damn yeah. That is such a great invention. Yeah,
1:29:26
that is that is That is great, bro. And like I said,
1:29:29
man, legendary product here, and we're glad to be sponsored and we're going
1:29:31
to be definitely incorporating a lot with for sure, you know, with some
1:29:35
wisponsors too. Yeah, give you some bottles hopefully, come on, somebody
1:29:39
out there for you, you know, show people how to make drinks and
1:29:42
ship Come on man, Yeah, I mean straight up this It would be
1:29:45
one of those things where it's like I can have so many ways to go
1:29:46
about this and just predo it too. So you canna, I go,
1:29:49
I go to Costco, I get the big bottle. Yeah, and I
1:29:51
just feel I just take like five minutes out of my day and just stack
1:29:55
them all and do them and once they're done or some bat you know,
1:29:57
done fucking meal prep in your drinks on that's like we need to put it
1:30:01
like that. You're like, you'll do that, but you won't fucking cook
1:30:04
turkey, bitch. Yeah, like like just straight up, I'll be like,
1:30:10
yeah, the alcohol is easy. So it's actually I created them because
1:30:13
I had my restaurant. I decided to like create it as like a franchiseable
1:30:15
concept. Yeah, so I would use the vacuum sealer and I wold vacuum
1:30:18
seal like the sausage, the spreads. I'd go in there. I would
1:30:20
both. I was like sleeping in the restaurant. At one point I brought
1:30:24
my couch in there, and I was like, I would like vacuum seal
1:30:25
everything. So my employees would come in. Everything was ready like a subway
1:30:28
or something that you know, you just cut it open. And then when
1:30:30
I lost the restaurant, I kept trying like sneak alcoholics. My friends wanted
1:30:33
to go drink with them or go places like I couldn't afford it, you
1:30:35
know. I just lost Yeah everything I had, which wasn't much, you
1:30:39
know, and uh so then like I get caught with it, you know,
1:30:42
it was hard bottles. You get something stolen the metal detector. Dude,
1:30:45
I put sausage and spreads in these things, like then we try and
1:30:47
put alcohol. You know, it's actually not bad, bro, Like you
1:30:49
could actually if you know, if you're gonna go eat somewhere bro fish so
1:30:54
bro correct brand. I prayed the filling stale brand and eventually try some like
1:30:59
ri I good for camping. You put your soy sauce, your cooking oils,
1:31:02
like the bigger ones you put like your you know, your mouse,
1:31:04
your sauce. You have like an RV and you have like a small mini
1:31:06
fridge or a college I mean, you can just take it and fill it
1:31:10
with downsize all the bookie bottles that you have, and you could actually just
1:31:13
take them everywhere, Like seriously, you gotta make must you got to make
1:31:15
a food one and all this other stuff. Damn, this is damn.
1:31:18
We're trying, man, you got so many ways trying. I'm trying,
1:31:20
right. Somebody said it in the chat, and I'm really mad none of
1:31:24
us got to this new meaning to socca lobo sita. Oh damn, that
1:31:30
takes a whole even gonna start saying that again. And it's not gonna,
1:31:35
you know, try speak English. Are you familiar with what that means?
1:31:41
No, So it's a it's a party term where like a lot of a
1:31:44
lot of people that you know that it doesn't know they're medicated. Oh yeah,
1:31:51
sure, lots of sugar, probably holy ship. Yeah, forty eight
1:31:55
cram yeah correct? Correct? Yeah, God damn, there's one serving in
1:31:59
this forty eight gram. It's big. It's like a whole handfuck. Yeah,
1:32:01
I was about to. I used to make sweet tea in the South
1:32:03
Man. That's a lot of ye. I like the race stopped you,
1:32:09
Like, he was like no, it was a no, dude, I
1:32:12
hate sugar so bad for you. It's like it's it feeds cancer, don't
1:32:15
don't know. And then fucking dom earlier. I only drank half of it
1:32:17
though. I was like that because remember he gave one. Yeah, I
1:32:20
mean I've still got most of mine. Sugar. It's too sweet, Yeah,
1:32:25
dude, Yeah, like I ain't eat. I'm not eating candy or
1:32:28
donuts or anything that's very addicting. Yeah, dude, Like the less you
1:32:31
have, the less you crave. I've kind of found that it's like I'll
1:32:34
have these like ebbs and flows where like if I'm eating like a Snickers bar
1:32:39
and then all of a sudden, I'm like every day I want one.
1:32:41
But if I if I catch away from him, just like I'm not in
1:32:43
the mood. If I try to ride that out, then like I haven't
1:32:45
had candy in like two months. That's like what my little dude sweets are
1:32:50
like where I'm like, fuck, that's the reason I like, I'll go
1:32:53
to the gym and run the six miles. It's like I'm like, fuck,
1:32:57
dude, those harribo fucking soured bids are good, and I'm just like,
1:33:01
man, I'm like I'm not even getting like I'm not here to lose
1:33:03
the fucking twenty. I'm just here to fucking lose the gummy bears. Just
1:33:06
trying to maintain. Yeah, because at the end of the day, bro,
1:33:10
if you love eating, bro, that's what that's what you do.
1:33:11
Bro. I mean the real way. If you work out, bro,
1:33:14
and you just like you eat like bad, you're just in to maintain.
1:33:16
But like the whole thing and the eating is the other half, you know
1:33:18
what I'm saying, Like, like you gotta eat, like how Kelly Blaze
1:33:20
does. That's a healthy motherfucker. No, I mean and not I mean
1:33:24
not to like I mean, I don't even think I'm talking shit, but
1:33:26
like you know how like we do this kind of like for fun music.
1:33:28
I'm gonna throw this at you. I wonder if there's anybody that is really
1:33:30
like an alcoholic that depends on like these slick shots where they're like, you
1:33:34
know what I mean. I mean, obviously I hope not. Come on.
1:33:36
Why I don't want alcoholic in general. My dad used to say,
1:33:41
like alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, you know, Like,
1:33:44
uh yeah, I don't want to yeah, I said, realistically, it's
1:33:46
like for me, like I said, I use this so I know exactly
1:33:48
how much I drank. I know what i'm drinking. I know how much
1:33:50
i'm saving, like you know, nut spikes and whatever. But people are
1:33:54
gonna use anything, right, No, it's not and that's not on you.
1:33:56
I'm just saying, I mean, think about it, because I mean,
1:33:58
I don't, dude, it's fucking It's a nice way to keep the
1:34:00
party going when you're not supposed to correct what I'm trying to say. It's
1:34:04
just a nice way where you're like, yeah, you're not supposed to fight
1:34:08
tagline. I was like, where will slip shots take you? Because,
1:34:11
like I went, I've traveled so many places because I didn't have to pay
1:34:13
for alcohol because like no offense, like nothing alcohol the fun. But it
1:34:16
definitely helps, you know, Like dude, it's like but it's it's an
1:34:19
essential thing of like the nightlight for the social life. Bro, Like,
1:34:24
yeah, I have beer all the fucking time. Bro. There was a
1:34:26
period in my life where I was just every time I saw a bar,
1:34:29
hey, stop by getting drink, stop by getting drink. I would treat
1:34:31
everything like just stop by and getting drink. And I'm just like, dude,
1:34:34
like ship would add up and and and like now I'm just like fuck
1:34:38
that, dude. Like even if I go to a restaurant, I'm like,
1:34:40
yeah, ill take a coke. Yeah, and then I'll just I'll
1:34:42
take a coke in the water and then I'll just literally just pour it into
1:34:45
coke and just like dump like maybe like one of these and then Jesus Christ,
1:34:49
yeah dump one of these. So so if I go to a restaurant,
1:34:55
I order like a coke right or like or or like something that like
1:34:59
as write or sure temple, something that will mixed go with it, right,
1:35:00
Yeah, and then I'll drink half of it or give half of it
1:35:03
to my layer tailor to drink some, and then I'll mix it and then
1:35:06
i'll like pour poor the other half in her glass. That way we like
1:35:10
you both share because it's half the bottle, half the pouch. And then
1:35:15
yeah, and then it looks like, you know, it just looks like,
1:35:16
oh, we're both drinking on the sodas, you know what I mean.
1:35:18
And then we get the water and then we just order another one and
1:35:20
if we want to keep drinking and just hand you the check, like wow,
1:35:24
those people got fucked up off those Shirley temples. I haven't seen it
1:35:29
drunk. I'm sure, yeah, for sure. We don't want no foul.
1:35:33
I'm not telling people you obviously, but yeah, obviously don't over fucking
1:35:36
do it. And then like, you know, don't be don't be thinking
1:35:39
you could be fucking peak Panther everywhere you go and be like dude, yeah,
1:35:45
yeah, like you just don't be fucking around and be like haha,
1:35:46
I'm getting one up on you. This is like it's just like, hey,
1:35:49
let's go slick shot. Yo. You're starting off just going into the
1:35:54
bathroom, going to the stall man just you know, nobody's telling you.
1:35:57
So my cousin went in Vegas, came out there. God was them right,
1:36:00
That's what they say in the South, and they're like, you know,
1:36:01
but uh, we were like the club and he like did it like
1:36:03
right in front of like the security guard. I'm like, dude, we
1:36:06
got kicked out and something XG would fucking probably. So we went to the
1:36:10
bathroom, just wiped that shit off, and we went back in and came
1:36:12
back in and we did it again. I said, you're paying this time,
1:36:14
like I'm out. You know where this would have been during my college
1:36:17
days? Correct its three horse field. Now college twenty bucks got you messed
1:36:23
up. I could have definitely been like those four hour classes that you got
1:36:27
to watch the dock in. I would have been like in the back getting
1:36:30
fucking schlossed. I was already. I just kept the party going, you
1:36:33
know, I just keep it going. I really wish i'd smoked weed when
1:36:36
I was in school. I didn't do it until after two yeah, because
1:36:40
I feel like I would have like focused. I don't think it would have
1:36:43
been good for homework, but I think it would have been great for in
1:36:45
class. Yeah, so so I, uh, they gave me that like
1:36:47
a concerto shit when I was a kid. They don't even sell it anymore.
1:36:50
It's like riddling but whatever. Like I hated it because like lock me
1:36:54
in for like eight hours, you know. So finally my doctor, I
1:36:57
was like sixteen years old or some shit, and she's like, have you
1:36:59
ever smoked weed? I'm like, dude, that what my brother's friends do
1:37:00
behind the trash can and ship, you know. Yeah. But then but
1:37:04
then I started smoking's like you know why I try it? Like I can
1:37:06
like fucking study, I can fucking like take care of a task. But
1:37:10
then like I get out of it. You know, if I took the
1:37:11
pill, you're stuck in it for like eight hours. Man, dude,
1:37:14
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1:37:17
and I worked on that fucking beat for like twelve hours. I didn't need
1:37:21
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be wears off, you know, it wears off. Yeah, he hasn't
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even heard any did you say? Yeah? It? So I did,
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so I know, I was like what the hell? Oh I was on
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his side. I would be very upset to work on something for twelve hours
1:37:40
and use that brain activity brain. I did adderall with comebacks something. Yeah,
1:37:45
first time I did it. I just tried it. I tried it
1:37:47
with the homiescumbags, and I'm just like, I don't know, bro,
1:37:51
Like I just started like trying to like break Ship down in my head,
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like I was like, it turned into the fucking the Da Vinci code.
1:38:00
I'm thinking more beautiful mind homie. Just seeing fucking patterns and everything. Yeah,
1:38:04
like I do. Man, I started thinking about life. I was
1:38:06
like, man, what blackjack? What black do you enjoy? Gambling?
1:38:14
Of course I enjoy. I mean I like making money off gambling. I
1:38:15
don't want to like, oh yeah, start losing it sucks and stop tell
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you Like an avid gamer. I was for a little bit like I was
1:38:20
a pro amateur, like an amateur pro like I was like a joking about
1:38:24
it like Xabrier tries to be between COVID, Like when my business was slow
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and ship like that, I had to make some extra money. So you
1:38:28
played blackjacks something, so you're good at it, good enough to pay the
1:38:31
bills, Like I'm I'm not like making you know, like that scambling blackjack,
1:38:35
scambling. I do a sport. I played poker two different thing,
1:38:39
my god story. I used to pay pokers. I moved the vegas,
1:38:43
Like why am I sitting here for eight twelve hours? Wait? Do they
1:38:48
ever run dog? What do they ever run out the clock? I used
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to play there's no clock. I played with the Poker League in Austin,
1:38:58
Man. It was the douchei Ist Ship because we would happen. It would
1:39:00
be like a two hour game, like they keep a can. You played
1:39:01
in a pokerny just like you know. Some people that I wanted to do
1:39:04
music with invited me, and I was like cool, I was just a
1:39:08
fucking filler seat because I got in there and I was like I wasn't first.
1:39:12
I just I was like cool, I'm cool to throw twenty bucks to
1:39:14
hang out with my homies and have a good time. These guys like the
1:39:17
last five minutes, like there'd be like two or three people with like good
1:39:21
amount of chips, like holding it down and they would just hold their cards
1:39:25
and just shoot the ship. And I'm like, guys like sure, oh
1:39:29
my god, paying attention well, and they like they even blatantly to bring
1:39:32
their girls in next to them fucking chicken wings. They just touching the chips,
1:39:35
and it was fucked up because they even, like I think, like
1:39:38
the the third time, which is like the last time I played with them,
1:39:42
they were just like, yeah, we're not gonna play anything. We're
1:39:44
winning and it's only like five minutes left. I was like, what the
1:39:46
fuck is this? Like, man, it was a blatchet. You sit
1:39:49
down anytime two am, you sit down by yourself and just play. Yeah,
1:39:53
fucking in one hour you can make you can throw your money and get
1:39:55
out of there. I wanted to try back a rat, but the blackjack
1:39:59
is fun. I do like playing Texas Hold Him, but like not the
1:40:02
table game or like the actual poker game, like the actual poker game.
1:40:05
But it's just like I said, man, just fucking shitheads that I get
1:40:09
it. Money is fun to have. But like, if you're doing like
1:40:12
a friendly game, don't run the clock out. No, that's not friendly
1:40:15
game, nah at all, never a friendly game. I'm trying to take
1:40:19
your fucking money. Dog, would you ta tak it to you? Talking
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about the friendly game you take yeah, he said in the middle, He's
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just put his and go at it. Yeah, man, I'm not as
1:40:32
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said he was a gamy then, like I remember, yeah, like,
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well start off at firste hundred hours you lose makes you cry. It's funny
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because I only lost like seventy bucks. I wasn't trying to go nuts,
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