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#238: Drive Thru (2007) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? We're rolling, Jesse.
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  Let's go. I've got your number, Cucumber.
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  Welcome. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? The podcaster.
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  We talk about the kids, about the ugly and the absurd and all
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  of our favorite. And least favorite movies
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  because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its fan
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  base even. If we don't always get.
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  It my name is Travis. My name's Jesse.
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  My stomach's name is also Jesse. Telling her stomach's talking up
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  a storm in here today. That's why we're all giggly
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  right now. We're back with another live on
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  Cut, a mostly undrawn episode of To Be or Not To Be, our monthly
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  bonus series where we look through free streaming services
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  to find movies that maybe don't get enough mainstream love.
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  Yeah, it was my month to pick and I went with a weird little
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  movie I decided to watch drive through this week.
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  So he. Got out of terror fire 3 and he
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  was like I think we need some more clowns.
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  Hey, to be fair, I had this one picked out like days in advance,
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  although we I knew we were going days in advance, but this
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  movie's been. We had those movie tickets days
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  in advance. This movie's been on my radar
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  for a long time now. Years actually.
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  I've known about this, but I just never watched it.
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  So the opportunity presented itself.
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  I saw it on Tubi, so here we. Go.
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  Here we are. All right.
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  Do you want to announce anything before we?
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  Yes, this Tuesday, come listen to us over once again on TV
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  Trivia Pod. Yeah, for the first time.
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  We've been on that show three Times Now, and this is our third
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  time and we're finally doing a horror movie.
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  Yeah, we're doing Chucky. Yeah, it is child's play.
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  So go listen. Do we keep up our ass kicking
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  spree? Streak.
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  Streak is the word I'm looking for.
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  Yeah, the fun thing is I don't remember because we record those
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  so long ago that I don't even remember how they go so.
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  Yeah, he, he, we recorded it with him a while back.
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  Yeah, it's been a long time, but he's yeah, he's releasing it
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  now. So if you want to check that
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  out, go do that. It's a fun episode.
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  That whole show is actually really fun.
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  It's real easy listening. Like if you're at work and
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  you're like, man, I feel like listening to some trivia.
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  Yeah, it's a fun time. I like it.
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  Yeah, so. Yeah, just go check that out.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  OK. That's it.
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  All right. So to be here, not to be today,
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  no poll. So I think we just launched
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  right on into this get. Right into.
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  This drive right on into the drive through.
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  OK. Yeah, she liked everything.
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  That was great. Yeah.
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  OK, I'm. Also gonna apologize now because
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  I got my water bottle and it's noisy and normally when I have
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  it we cut out the sound. Just so you might.
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  I'm thirsty. Do you remember how much
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  Gatorade I drank yesterday? Get it and get you a big gulp.
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  OK, I did. I did some live edits right
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  there. I paused it so she can get a big
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  sip in. Yeah, so let me.
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  Give me give me a give me like a old like finger wave thing if
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  you need to do that. Now I tried that one time and
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  you didn't get what I was doing. Do something like we'll we'll
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  figure this out. Y'all don't have to listen to
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  that shit. Y'all don't deserve that.
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  It's just the sound of a wider bottle I.
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  Don't care, OK? It's like eating.
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  Nobody enjoys that shit. OK OK, so drive through.
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  Drive through. Released March 1st, 2007 on DVD.
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  Straight to DVD. We watched it on TV.
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  It was written by Brendan Kallis and Shane Kuhn.
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  Directed by Brendan Kallis and Shane Kuhn.
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  Music by Ralph Frickerman or Reickerman.
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  Special effects by Mike Tristano, Torrance Hall and
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  Anthony Fung. OK Starring Leighton Meester as
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  Mackenzie Carpenter. Nicholas Dagasto as Fisher Kent.
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  Yes, Melora Hardin as Jan. I mean Marsha Carpenter.
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  What happened to gold? What happened to gold?
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  No, no steam. Is it Goldstein?
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  No Jan Levinson Gold. Gold.
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  What happened to gold? Yes, well, apparently some bad
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  stuff. According to this movie, Gold
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  may have been a murderer. We don't know.
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  We will find out though, I suppose.
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  We will. We'll look Gladini as Detective
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  Chase, Larry Joe Campbell as Detective Crockers.
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  Or crackers depending on thank you desk.
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  And then de la Plante as Horny the Clown and Archie Benjamin.
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  I can't believe he just left off Joe Goldberg himself.
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  Who's that? Penn Badgley.
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  He's another big mid Aught's name.
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  Which guy was? He the one with the lip ring.
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  Oh, the friends. The friends didn't get enough
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  screen time for me to want to dig through.
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  It I know it was just kind of a big name.
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  Yeah, so there was some other people too that I left off.
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  Yeah, yeah, there's there are a lot of names in this movie.
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  Yeah, see, this is another fun one that had like some really
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  interesting casting decisions, especially for the era.
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  So we have for the Office fans out there, Maura Harden is Jan
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  from the Office and Nicholas De Gasto is.
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  That one. Night one night.
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  Everything all right, all right, I can't get that note.
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  He always falls flat for me. He's he's.
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  Also in Final Destination Five, yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah. So we got some weird casting
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  decisions here. Yeah.
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  All right, so time for our favorite game on the show.
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  Budget or budget? I don't know man cuz it doesn't
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  look like it's a high budget movie but those are a lot like
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  those names were big back then but also it went straight to
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  DVD. I don't know if you paid
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  attention to the opening credits, but it's Lionsgate that
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  did it. I'm gonna go high bug Ted.
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  High bug, Ted? OK, no, very low bug, Ted.
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  This is $500,000. God bless.
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  It Yeah, this is a cheap movie. Yeah, I am surprised.
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  Yeah, yeah. I mean I.
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  Like I'm not surprised based on like the ultimate like end
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  product, but really more just like how many like this movie
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  well known faces there are in this.
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  This movie is one of those ones where it's like, yeah, I think
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  the production's OK, but at the same time, it's in such a weird
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  era where like, things were almost intentionally shitty
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  looking to where I'm like, I don't know if that was intended
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  or if that was just not doing a good job.
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  But yeah, it's, you know, it it, it has a look.
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  It goes with it, rocks it. Yeah.
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  OK. I appreciate appreciated their
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  vague attempts to avoid having to pay any kind of copyright
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  fees to anything. Oh, man, yeah, you could tell
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  they did some big we we caught some repurposing in this movie
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  all over the place. Yeah, there is definitely a
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  Woody doll. A Woody doll turned into a horny
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  the clown doll. I saw a a McDonald's Happy Mill.
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  Yeah, listen to a Happy Meal here in the movie.
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  And the art department they had, I feel like they had to have
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  loved that, like it was a fun challenge for them.
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  Yeah, I mean, and this seems like some good crafting right
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  there. Yeah, I would have fun with
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  that. OK, so I don't have any of the
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  gross information since it was straight to DVD.
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  I couldn't find any sales figures, but the IMDb score is
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  4.5. OK, Yeah, so I looked at the
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  year 2007 in horror. God bless you.
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  And I found I to me an interesting theme.
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  OK, the very busy year of Tobin Bell.
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  I've got 3 movies featuring Tobin Bell.
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  In the year. I don't know why.
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  For Whom the Tobin Bell tolls. The Tobin Bell.
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  Tobins. Tobins God, we're we're so.
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  Stupid. Yeah, let's let's quit while
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  we're ahead. It's.
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  Too. It's too late.
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  OK. So yeah, I don't know.
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  I thought it was interesting that he was in so many horror
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  movies here. I was originally looking for
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  other weird TV characters that had the movies here since we had
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  Jam and Jam Jan and Hunter in this.
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  So OK. And Leighton Meester and Penn
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  Badgley. Yeah, yeah, there was a There's
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  just so many weird people in this cast here.
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  So yeah, when the when those opening credits are rolling, I
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  was like, really? Yeah, I know.
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  Yeah. OK, so the first movie is The
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  Haunting Hour. Don't think about it.
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  Is that that's the full name. That's the full name.
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  It's a Goosebumps adaptation. Oh, the haunting hour.
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  OK, OK, OK. So that released September 4th,
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  2007 with a $3,000,000 budget. I could see Tobin.
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  Bell and Goosebumps and a Goosebumps yeah, I could see it
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  too special. It'd be like the old man that
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  you would be wary of but but. Being a good guy?
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  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
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  Exactly. Yeah.
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  OK, so $3,000,000 budget, don't have the gross IMDb 5.7.
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  Another funny thing about that, I saw the cast on there, it has
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  Haley Joel Osment's little sister in the lead role.
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  He's got a sister. Yeah.
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  Poor kid. Poor kid.
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  Which one? Like the sister, because we're
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  shocked that she even exists. And yeah, she apparently also
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  has an acting career. Hey, she acted with Tobin Bell.
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  She's doing OK. Yeah, she she's fine.
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  She's all right. She doesn't need the smoke.
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  He took it all. OK.
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  OK Next up Buried Alive that released October 23rd 2007.
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  I don't really know much about this movie here sounds.
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  Vaguely familiar, yeah. It didn't have a budget.
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  I also, because we don't get to point this out a lot, I love
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  that. That's one of those words that
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  your Eastern Kentucky comes out real hard on.
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  Buried, buried. I don't know why I mean, but
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  that's the that's how you say it, just how it has happened to
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  me. That's how it's supposed to be
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  subbed. All right, So that, yeah, I
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  don't have the budget worldwide gross, weirdly. 1.5 million.
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  I don't know, I feel like that was like some revisionist
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  history right there. Like totally made a million a
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  half dollars here. Yeah, definitely big success.
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  Yeah. IMDb score reflects otherwise.
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  3.9 out of 10. Hey, man, to get the bad
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  ratings, it's got to be seen, you know?
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  That's true. That's true.
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  And I I could, but you know, ratings don't really mean
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  anything to me. It's just a suggestion of like
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  what some people think. Yeah, what was the fucking movie
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  that we watched? Oh, the new, the new Justin Long
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  movie, the spin the bottle. It's got like a three-point
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  something on an IMDVI. Don't care.
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  I love that shit. We're we are definitely talking
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  about it at some point on the pocket, especially because we
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  own it now because that's the only way to watch it is to buy
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  it. We'll do our like little we.
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  It's already well into October at this point, but we'll be
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  doing some of our horror movie we'll do.
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  A little recap. Catch up on the main episode
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  this week. Yeah.
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  Yeah, OK, great. Final movie Decoys 2.
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  Alien Seduction. Oh man, children getting a
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  little sexy. Did he get into a little porno
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  movie here? Sexy.
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  I got curious. I looked at the parent guide.
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  I was like how much fucking goes on in this movie Here there's
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  like 1 instance of like boobies but this is not as hardcore as
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  it sounds. This sounds like a straight up
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  porno right here. Can.
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  You have one instance of boobies and it's called alien seduction.
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  Maybe that's all that seduced and that was needed.
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  That's true, Yeah. Is that would work on plenty of
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  people. Yeah, to open seldom boobies.
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  Is it cool I'm. Seduced.
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  OK, that released March 6th, 2007 $2,000,000 budget.
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  OK, worldwide gross I don't know, but the IMDb 4.6.
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  OK, yeah, OK. Yeah, so it did better than
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  buried alive. Yeah, it did.
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  Yeah. I mean, it had boobies and it
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  had seduction, So you know, the name alone, people are like,
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  yeah, yeah, all right. And like, they're rating it
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  like, you know, at 5 at least. Just based off the time.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  OK. I got sag lines.
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  Yay. One on the poster.
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  Hungry for a killer meal. No, it's OK.
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  Yeah. Fast food kills.
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  Yeah, that honestly, that's really only funny when you also
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  realize that Morgan Spurlock is in this movie as a worker at
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  Helloburger. That's true.
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  Yeah. That's a good little inside bit
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  right there. The final one at Hellaburger.
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  It won't be the fast food that kills you, but you'll wish it
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  did. That's better.
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  That's a little better. Yeah, that's on the right track.
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  I'm just unfortunately I'm picturing like dying on the
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  toilet. Like, metaphorically.
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  Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess
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  that could be a thing. Yeah.
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  OK. OK, so we don't do fun facts
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  here, but I guess we do. It's a.
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  Bonus episode. Yeah, it's a bonus.
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  It's a little Fribe's I'll. Explain why I chose this one.
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  Yes, please do. So I've seen a lot of discussion
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  of this movie online sometimes. So like, it's no secret I love
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  clown horror movies. And what?
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  Yeah, that's one of my favorite little sub genres of horror.
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  No, this is about you. I know, I know this.
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  Is brand new information. Easy.
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  Now come on, give me a, give me like a little easy time.
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  As I look behind you and see all of these.
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  Paintings of clowns. We got like too much clown shit
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  in here. Actually, it's a little
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  alarming. I like everywhere I look I see
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  some every. Holy shit, that's not even an
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  exaggeration. Yeah, I know.
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  It's like a literate, like, I don't think, I don't think our
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  friend Kendra would ever. Even hate this.
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  Like she wouldn't come near the house probably.
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  Especially during now in so yeah, I every now and then I'll
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  go online and I'll look up clown movies, like suggestions, you
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  know, people tell me what she's seen out there and I've seen
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  some discussion about this movie and usually people are like, Oh
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  yeah, that's a fun stupid movie. You know mid 2000 slash, you
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  know what you're gonna get so I don't know I was feeling I was
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  like, all right, I want to watch it.
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  I've always wanted to watch it. I finally saw it on streaming
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  for the first time Toby might pick for Toby month Fuck it.
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  Let's do it then yeah that's a good opportunity for it right
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  there. So here we are.
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  We're we watched it, and now we're about to talk about.
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  It all right. All right, so you get to kick it
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  off all right, but. Just I'm going to get some more
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  water. Oh OK, so I think this movie
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  honestly like for the 2007 of it all, it still managed to have
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  some really good humor, like the whole chase and crockers, the
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  cheese and crackers bit. That was it made me laugh every
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  single time. OK, the the fuck?
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  What was it the the the him arguing about highway to hell?
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  And he was. So yeah.
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  That it was sticks, like, yeah, yeah, like little moments like
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  that. They were just so stupid and
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  like, I don't know, like silly, but I enjoyed them.
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  Yeah. Like, I think, you know, And
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  like, it wasn't, it wasn't a bad story.
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  It's definitely something we've seen before.
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  But I say it all the time. There are only so many stories
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  in the world. And if you can tell it in an
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  interesting way, I think that's what matters.
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  So yeah. It definitely took some
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  inspiration from a lot of things here.
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  Especially like Nightmare on Elm Street.
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  That's one of the biggest ones I saw people calling it out for
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  online cuz it just straight up does that like somebody burning
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  to death, taking out the kids of the people that did it.
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  Yeah, it's straight up Friday the 13th.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  So is that if you're good? Those yeah, that's that's my
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  main good. I'd like it was fun enough to
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  watch, it didn't take itself too seriously and.
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  That's my thing. I can always, I can always get
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  down with that. Yeah, I appreciated it not
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  taking itself seriously. I thought it had some nice
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  moments of humor here and there. Sometimes, like a lot of the
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  times, the jokes fell flat for me, but moments like the opening
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  scene I really enjoyed because that just felt like I felt like
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  people from Florida. And I'm sorry, Floridians, but.
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  Like, yeah, it was very Jacksonville esque.
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  It reminded me of the Jamie Kennedy movie Malibu's most.
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  Wanted God. You know what I'm?
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  Talking about. Yeah, yeah, it.
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  Reminded me of those characters there and seeing them in a
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  horror movie. I was like, oh, this is kind of
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  fun. I'm kind of sad we didn't get
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  them more, but then again, I feel like that type of character
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  could have overstayed its welcome.
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  Yeah. Oh, can I also add that they did
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  outtakes and like, silly behind the scenes at the credits?
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  Yeah, I love it. I love it when movies do that.
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  And we happen to watch the final girls after that.
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  And they also did that. And we were just like, why don't
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  more movies do this? Yeah, it's fun.
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  OK. So yeah, I like that part of it.
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  I like how it just kind of has fun with itself.
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  Obviously killer clowns are great.
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  The design for this one is kind of it reminded me a lot of
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  Twisted Metal. Really.
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  Oh yeah, I can see that. And this is kind of that era of
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  Twisted Metal, especially like Twisted Metal Black, which was
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  the really dark one that they did sweet tooth, like a big
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  serial killer, like slasher villain type guy.
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  So it's like they kind of just like were inspired by him and
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  Nightmare on Elm Street and they're like fuck it, let's just
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  like, let's make that movie. Yeah.
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  So yeah, I mean it. It's a movie of its time, for
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  better or worse, like I always say about the 2000s movies.
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  And, you know, that was some of the good with it, at least.
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  Yeah. All right, So what's the bad?
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  OK, we'll save that for ugly. Actually the bad I think.
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  Like it just had some some weird cuts at the wrong times like.
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  I don't know, like it felt jarring.
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  Yeah, it would hop places. Yeah.
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  It like time was not linear in this movie.
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  It didn't feel like. I don't know what happened.
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  Like it jumped around. I saw somebody, the timeline.
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  Made absolutely no sense because it tomorrow was Mackenzie's
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  birthday. Throughout the whole movie and
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  the. Whole multiple.
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  Days, yeah. Exactly.
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  Yeah, they didn't. They just didn't lock that shit
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  down. Also the ending was very
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  unsatisfying and they were way too confident they were going to
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  get a sequel. Oh God that ending sucked.
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  We gotten no actual resolution to.
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  It, it was weird, like, hey, we killed him.
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  Oh wait, Fisher jumped out a fucking window.
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  And it's a tall window and there's his hospital gown, so
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  he's run around naked and concussed.
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  Or is he the clown we. Don't know.
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  Yeah, it just, I don't know, man.
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  He he ran away and he went and joined the office and then final
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  destination. Yeah, he went on to do his
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  musical career. He moved to New York for the
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  connections. Yeah.
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  This movie takes place in California, so it was a big
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  journey for Hunter. Yeah.
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  Changed his name and everything. Yeah.
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  Oh, but you know, he kept it on theme because he went from
• 19:22
  Fisher to hunter. Oh, yeah, yeah, I kind of agree
• 19:26
  with you with all the bad stuff here.
• 19:27
  I mean, that's pretty much mine too.
• 19:28
  It was just, it was jarring at times.
• 19:32
  I just, I also feel like they could have given the villain
• 19:38
  Horny more of a presence. He just kind of like appears
• 19:42
  here and there and he fucks shit up.
• 19:44
  You don't. They don't give him time to
• 19:46
  like, let things build. Suspensefully, why is his dad so
• 19:50
  scared of him? Like what's the back story there
• 19:54
  like? Yeah, why does he hate his dad?
• 19:56
  Yeah, like I need more information.
• 20:00
  Yeah, OK, so ugly. It's very 2007, for better, for
• 20:07
  worse. Yeah, it like and like I, I get
• 20:12
  it. This is like there is certain
• 20:14
  language usage around this time that generally as a society
• 20:19
  we've come out since I've been like, hey, that's kind of
• 20:21
  fucked. And a movie made in this time.
• 20:25
  Like we can't judge it for being made of this time, but in 2024
• 20:28
  it is uncomfortable to hear. Yeah, I guarantee you we're
• 20:31
  saying things today that like 20 years, the only one we're going
• 20:34
  to be like, oh man, I can't wait.
• 20:34
  I'm gonna. Be like Jesus, what was wrong
• 20:37
  with me? Exactly.
• 20:38
  It happens. It happens every.
• 20:39
  Few, yeah. Decades you will find something
• 20:41
  like that. And like, I get it and I'm not
• 20:44
  faulting it for being from 2007, but I am saying that, you know,
• 20:48
  17 years later, yeah, you know, like also the the group that is
• 20:55
  very Malibu's most wanted. Like Oh my God those people are
• 20:58
  the worst. Those people are from like the
• 21:02
  the shitty gutter trash Florida people that moved over to
• 21:05
  California. Yeah, it's just.
• 21:07
  And again, every state has them for it.
• 21:09
  I'm not just picking on you. There's like in Kentucky, we got
• 21:11
  the meth heads. Yeah, like it's just like
• 21:14
  everybody knows the Florida type, you know what I mean?
• 21:16
  Like you say, Jacksonville and Reyes, like, Oh yeah, I gotcha.
• 21:19
  Yeah, OK. Yeah.
• 21:22
  Yeah, so that's that's the main ugly.
• 21:25
  Yeah, mine is like the style from that time.
• 21:28
  Holy shit this is like the ugliest part. 2007 must have
• 21:32
  been when things got real rough. The main character.
• 21:36
  Dark Times. Mackenzie, the shit that she
• 21:38
  wears, I'm like, God, are you trying to be Avril Lavigne or
• 21:42
  some shit? I, you know, she was dressed a
• 21:44
  lot like that and that shit was just not all good.
• 21:46
  I think Avril rocked it back in the day, but this girl could not
• 21:49
  pull it off. I don't think he would have
• 21:52
  liked 2007. Jesse, you.
• 21:55
  Probably would have liked 2007 Travis.
• 21:56
  I was wearing fucking polo shirts popping my shit stripes.
• 22:02
  Hairs look back. Hair spiked up.
• 22:06
  Sloppy steaks. Gel all over the place, didn't
• 22:10
  know what I was doing. It was real bad man Good time.
• 22:20
  It's fun cuz that's an area I can definitely remember.
• 22:22
  Like man that shit was bad. That was just bad.
• 22:25
  I like, I finally understand like the the styles, you know,
• 22:30
  how everything's cyclical with fashion.
• 22:32
  Yeah. Like, I finally understand her
• 22:34
  parents being like, why is this coming back into mainstream?
• 22:38
  I feel that way with the millennial fashion coming back
• 22:41
  and like, no. Yeah, 2000 should come back in.
• 22:45
  The 2000s let it die. I guess also with the ugly the,
• 22:50
  you know, the whole picking on the the autistic guy, that was
• 22:56
  his whole thing. He was autistic and like, he had
• 22:58
  a crush on Jan when she was growing up.
• 23:02
  And they're like, hey, let's like, go light him on fire.
• 23:04
  Yeah, they could have just ignored him.
• 23:06
  Yeah, just they didn't want to be friends with him.
• 23:08
  Hey, maybe don't go to hell a burger because he's not at
• 23:11
  school anymore. His whole thing is he dropped
• 23:13
  out of school 18th birthday. You all are graduating soon.
• 23:16
  You don't have to think about him.
• 23:17
  Yeah, it's man. Yeah, that was, you know, so
• 23:21
  that was bad. Yeah.
• 23:22
  OK, so absurd. I like OK, OK, let's go with the
• 23:35
  the menu and like everything that it like it's hella.
• 23:41
  So it's trying to do this like Socal slang of the time, but
• 23:44
  it's also trying so hard to be very sexy.
• 23:48
  Do you remember when Hardy's got in trouble for their like,
• 23:52
  borderline pornographic commercials?
• 23:54
  It's kind of like disgusting when you think about like, oh,
• 23:57
  I'm this girl. I'm on top of a car.
• 23:59
  I'm rubbing a sandwich all over my boobies.
• 24:01
  Yeah, like what the fuck exactly?
• 24:04
  Now your boobs are all greasy. Yeah.
• 24:07
  It's just that's not sexy. That is how you get body acne.
• 24:10
  Yeah, I don't like that 2007. Yeah.
• 24:17
  So like, the whole menu, it cracked me up every time there
• 24:20
  was an order because they found a new way to make it sound
• 24:23
  insane. Yeah.
• 24:25
  And so I think that was like, they had fun with it.
• 24:27
  And I appreciate it. And I also appreciate that Jack
• 24:31
  Benjamin seems like a total fucking creep because yeah,
• 24:35
  yeah. So.
• 24:37
  And the fact that he inserts himself in all the commercials.
• 24:40
  Yeah, the commercials are one of my favorite things, and it's
• 24:42
  kind of the absurd for me. I like how they did the it's
• 24:46
  like they had. So OK, The thing is, they took a
• 24:51
  suit, one of the clown costumes, and he's using it to kill the
• 24:54
  people, but it's not the same suit.
• 24:57
  It's not the same suit and it's also like they took the mask and
• 25:00
  they added like. They used like one of the
• 25:03
  speaker. Boxes.
• 25:04
  Yeah, they used a speaker box inside of it, and they used like
• 25:07
  black paint, I guess to give it the sense that it was like,
• 25:10
  burned, but like, I don't know, just fucking burned that shit.
• 25:13
  It was a bigger head. I like.
• 25:14
  I think it would have been better if it was the clown
• 25:17
  costume that we see in the commercials.
• 25:19
  I think that would have been better.
• 25:21
  But I like them because they're kind of the old school cheesy.
• 25:24
  It almost looks like Japanese commercials that are just wacky
• 25:27
  for the sake of being wacky. You know what I mean?
• 25:30
  OK, I also, you know, we already talked about it, but I love that
• 25:34
  they just repurpose shit. I remember like they there's a
• 25:37
  little horny the clown doll. It was fucking Woody.
• 25:40
  I mean it had that full string and.
• 25:42
  Everything and then when we saw the back of its head, I.
• 25:44
  Had the little squirrel. I had the exact toy growing up.
• 25:48
  I was like, that's my Woody right there.
• 25:49
  They. Just sewed like a little outfit
• 25:52
  for it and made a tiny little mask again.
• 25:54
  I feel like the art department got to get a little creative
• 25:57
  with this. Yeah.
• 25:59
  You know those little moments like that, that the and I
• 26:01
  appreciate it too. OK.
• 26:03
  So what do you rate it? Oh man, I liked it more than I
• 26:08
  didn't, so I think I'm going to give it a six.
• 26:10
  OK, yeah, I was. I had a fun enough time with it,
• 26:17
  but God, there was just so many things that just was so
• 26:19
  disjointed about it that it was. Hard for me to, it was a mess.
• 26:23
  Yeah, it was hard for me to say invested the Clown wasn't as
• 26:25
  good as I was hoping so. And maybe I'm just like wet down
• 26:29
  because we just came back from Terrify 3 to watch.
• 26:32
  This. That's a really hard immediate
• 26:34
  comparison. Yeah, it really is.
• 26:36
  Maybe that was not fair to this movie, but I'm going to give it
• 26:40
  a 5. OK.
• 26:41
  So 5.5 is our starting average, OK.
• 26:45
  All right, you ready to get into it?
• 26:46
  Yeah. OK, so we start off with the
• 26:52
  Malibu's Most Wanted group. Just driving down the street.
• 26:55
  They're being obnoxious people, like fucking teens.
• 26:59
  Yeah. Every time they're smoking weed,
• 27:00
  they're drinking and driving and.
• 27:02
  They go to Helleburger and they're rude to the person on
• 27:07
  the other end, but the other end is rude back to them.
• 27:11
  And then one of them is like, I'm gonna go break in and try
• 27:14
  and shoot this guy, and he breaks in and it's closed.
• 27:21
  Like if these Dum Dums weren't such Dum Dums, they might have
• 27:24
  had a moment to be like, huh, all the lights and fryers are
• 27:28
  off. Maybe the person talking to us
• 27:31
  isn't fully. Yeah, tethered to reality.
• 27:35
  It seemed like it could be close.
• 27:37
  It also seemed like one of those weird ones where they shut down
• 27:40
  everything in the front and only have the kitchen rolling at the
• 27:42
  time. But we could see the kitchen
• 27:44
  behind him, and it was dark. Too, but also the deep fryer was
• 27:46
  on because the deep fryer the guy gets his head dumped into
• 27:49
  it. Yeah, but like, it didn't seem
• 27:52
  like it was a thing that it should have been on, you know
• 27:54
  what I mean? Yeah, again, that's just the
• 27:55
  movie being inconsistent. I think maybe they were just
• 27:58
  like setting it up for mood, like, oh, lights off, let's get
• 28:00
  a little creepy in here, you know, set the mood a little bit.
• 28:03
  Yeah. So yeah, he breaks in, he starts
• 28:05
  looking around, but horny. I see a clown drop from the
• 28:08
  ceiling. Yeah.
• 28:09
  And I said, Oh no, he's wearing club kid boots.
• 28:13
  Nobody tell the Boulets. What's club kid boots?
• 28:16
  Those boots he was wearing? I don't remember what they look
• 28:19
  like. You'd know him if you saw him.
• 28:21
  Great. That was helpful, Yeah.
• 28:23
  I, well, I don't, I'm, I don't. They're just, they're club kid
• 28:26
  boots. I don't know.
• 28:27
  How to explain it? All right, good enough that that
• 28:29
  was perfect for me. Thank you.
• 28:30
  So horny takes the guy. He takes him over to the deep
• 28:34
  fry machine and he dumps his face in there.
• 28:36
  Tony, I think, is his. Name Tony is his name.
• 28:37
  Yeah. Boyfriend of Tiffany Shepis in
• 28:40
  this movie, who we don't get enough of?
• 28:42
  No. How you gonna get a screen clean
• 28:44
  on here and then not even like show her death?
• 28:47
  Yeah, you don't even show her death, you show everybody in the
• 28:49
  van with her stuff, which is strange.
• 28:52
  So, OK, the other guy gets fed up and he decides to go check on
• 28:58
  Tony since he hasn't seen Tony for a minute.
• 28:59
  Goes inside there, sees his head in the deep fryer, thinks he
• 29:02
  might still be OK. Listen up, Tony, you all right?
• 29:06
  And his face is melted bald now, all kinds of shit.
• 29:09
  Still thinking he is alive. But then Horny comes up.
• 29:13
  Horny comes up behind him and chops him.
• 29:15
  Yep. So he's dead.
• 29:17
  Yeah, my cut to gratuitous Leighton Meester.
• 29:20
  She is performing at her own graduation pool party, but they
• 29:25
  haven't graduated yet. Is my graduation 18th birthday
• 29:29
  tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah, her boy, her boyfriend's
• 29:33
  like, I'm really horny. And she's like, baby, you know,
• 29:35
  I have to wait until I'm a legal adult and I can get drafted in
• 29:38
  the military. Yeah, it's so weird.
• 29:42
  She's like, who are these people in the house?
• 29:44
  Like, dude, this is your fucking party and you don't know anybody
• 29:46
  here. You're just playing music.
• 29:48
  Yeah, like the whole thing is really weird.
• 29:50
  And then they get a noise citation for being too loud.
• 29:54
  They didn't have the budget to bring the cops here.
• 29:56
  They just had the one guy be like, yeah, the cops are here
• 29:59
  breaking up the party. Cut to next bit and they're all
• 30:01
  in the basement just chilling and smoking.
• 30:03
  I will say it because she's very like teenage understanding of
• 30:11
  being liberal. So like Republican is one of her
• 30:15
  favorite insults. And then she sees this couple
• 30:17
  that she hates in her hot tub, and she calls them banana
• 30:19
  Republicans. Yeah, that's it.
• 30:21
  I was. Like that's all gonna be crazy
• 30:23
  today. That's creative.
• 30:24
  I hear it more today, but that's.
• 30:26
  One of those things like I was oblivious to that shit back
• 30:29
  then, so I don't know if people were just like calling people
• 30:31
  Republicans left and. Right.
• 30:32
  I mean, she's in California, so. That's true.
• 30:34
  Yeah. Different, different
• 30:35
  environment. So they're all hanging out in
• 30:38
  her basement room place and they're smoking weed and one of
• 30:42
  them finds a Ouija board. Yeah, from when her parents were
• 30:46
  hippies, before they were hypocrites.
• 30:48
  We're just like, yeah, they became Republicans.
• 30:50
  She. So that's another absurd right
• 30:52
  there. She's just so like, we're
• 30:53
  obsessed with like her family and everybody's political
• 30:56
  stance. She's also really upset about
• 30:59
  the potential for being drafted and like.
• 31:01
  Yeah, what, honey? You're a lady like Can.
• 31:04
  You imagine I feel like her parents probably instilled these
• 31:07
  fears in her. Yeah.
• 31:09
  Like if you have sex before you're drafted and a Republican,
• 31:13
  you will die. Yeah, like she went to the Mean
• 31:17
  Girls health class. Yeah.
• 31:19
  So I have to be Republican and I have to be drafted, and then I
• 31:22
  can have sex. OK, Yeah.
• 31:23
  Yeah, that's how it works. Yeah.
• 31:25
  The correct order of operations. Yes.
• 31:27
  OK, So they decided that they're gonna just play with the Ouija
• 31:30
  board, and I don't think it works so.
• 31:33
  No, instead Joe Goldberg makes some fart jokes.
• 31:37
  He farts, Yeah, he just farts. Everybody's like, and then they
• 31:40
  leave. Yeah.
• 31:41
  He literally ruins the part. Fart.
• 31:44
  Everybody just. Leaves and he's not quite a
• 31:47
  party pooper, but. It reminds me this is a stupid
• 31:51
  tantrum, but in school one time, high school, this guy kept
• 31:54
  farting so bad. And like the teacher gave him a
• 31:57
  warning. He's like, Matt, if you fart one
• 32:00
  more time, I don't know what's going to happen.
• 32:03
  And then it was a silent 5 minutes.
• 32:06
  And then all of a sudden this foul stints just like washed
• 32:10
  over the entire room. And then the teacher like
• 32:13
  slammed his hand. I was like Matt to the office.
• 32:21
  So the guy, he was like so embarrassed that he was trying
• 32:23
  to play it off like laugh like, ha, ha, it's funny, everybody,
• 32:26
  right. Everybody was like hating him
• 32:28
  for. So yeah, this is exactly the
• 32:30
  same thing that happened here, but.
• 32:32
  It just made me think of the guy in our defensive driving class.
• 32:36
  He's just like burped. No, he would burp all the time
• 32:39
  and then the one time he like burped and farted at the same
• 32:42
  time I remember he's over at the table by himself trying so hard
• 32:46
  to hold it in. No, we were at the same table
• 32:49
  with him. I remember it was like, it was
• 32:51
  one of those like weird farts where like you hop up a little
• 32:54
  bit, like it may have like launched him temporarily.
• 32:58
  And I remember I just like looked at you and I was holding
• 33:00
  my laughter as hard as I could. The guy feels so bad.
• 33:04
  He also like started tapping the table too.
• 33:06
  Like slink. Yep.
• 33:08
  What was that you're? Wow.
• 33:11
  Damn. Earthquake.
• 33:13
  Oh man, I'm sorry, this is a weird tangent.
• 33:15
  Farts do that to us though. I'm sorry.
• 33:19
  OK, so they it's just Fisher and McKenzie.
• 33:23
  They're hanging. She is nervous about their
• 33:25
  future because they're about to graduate.
• 33:26
  She's gonna be going to Berkeley and Fisher is going to New York.
• 33:29
  We don't really know why he just says he can't be in Socal
• 33:33
  because nothing. There are no like industry
• 33:36
  connections in Socal. Yeah, right, motherfucker.
• 33:39
  Shut the fuck up. Yeah.
• 33:40
  It's like I got to go to New York City, you know, it's almost
• 33:43
  like they're repeating their final Destination Five thing.
• 33:45
  Like I got to go to Paris. This is just like in this guy's
• 33:48
  contract. I got to be going somewhere for
• 33:50
  my. Just in Final Destination 5
• 33:53
  though, because she was like you won't go to Paris if you think
• 33:56
  you have to stay here with me and you need to go.
• 33:58
  That's true, yeah. It's a little bit different.
• 34:00
  OK. So they decide that they're
• 34:02
  going to do the Ouija board themselves.
• 34:04
  And this time? Well, no actually they're just
• 34:06
  sitting there and the plane ship moves on its.
• 34:08
  Own. Really.
• 34:09
  Yeah, OK. And they do it.
• 34:10
  And at first I thought I thought it was spelling nipple.
• 34:13
  I know. I thought I was gonna go now the
• 34:16
  movie has already set us up that it's gonna be, well, naughty.
• 34:18
  Yeah, well, it's Horny the clown.
• 34:20
  Why wouldn't his be? Also how is how you doing this?
• 34:23
  Who horny? Yes, like what is this
• 34:25
  connection to the spirit realm like none of this shit makes?
• 34:27
  Sense I don't even know if he's actually dead.
• 34:29
  I feel like he has to be but like he they almost treat him in
• 34:32
  this movie like he's still a living person too.
• 34:34
  You know what I mean? I don't know.
• 34:35
  It's it's confusing. Yeah.
• 34:37
  So OK, the the board spells N1KL.
• 34:42
  PL-8. Thank you.
• 34:44
  We did that together. Good job.
• 34:46
  Good. So that is.
• 34:49
  The license plate number of Brandon.
• 34:53
  Yeah, from the opening crew, yeah.
• 34:54
  The Cadillac. Yeah, so.
• 34:58
  We cut to the Cadillac and Tiffany Shepis and her friend
• 35:02
  have fallen asleep waiting for the boys to come back.
• 35:05
  And they're like, oh man, where are they?
• 35:07
  And then horny attacks them also.
• 35:09
  Yeah, just one of them. Just one of them.
• 35:11
  Tiffany Shepis. Maybe they were saving her for
• 35:13
  the sequel. Yeah.
• 35:14
  I don't know, yeah, but. Maybe she only had half a day
• 35:17
  available to film. Yeah, just.
• 35:19
  Feels like I am working on something else that I will come
• 35:22
  shoot this. Year.
• 35:24
  So yeah, they are dead. Cops are at the scene the next
• 35:28
  day. The detectives are asking them
• 35:30
  if there's anything weird. And one guy was like, well,
• 35:33
  yeah, the radio was playing. And they're like, that's not
• 35:35
  weird. It's a car.
• 35:36
  And they're like, yeah, but it's just weird because it's highway
• 35:38
  to hell. And I want to be like.
• 35:39
  That's also not weird. It's like, why is that weird?
• 35:41
  Yeah. Like like I get like, oh spooky
• 35:45
  but like. That's like a very popular.
• 35:47
  Song. Yeah, it's not like a clue.
• 35:50
  That shit's been rolling since the 80s, Seventies, yeah, 70s, I
• 35:55
  think. Yeah, they've been going for.
• 35:57
  Stephen King doesn't own Akadeka.
• 36:00
  Akadeka, Akadeka. So yeah, next, my next known is
• 36:06
  Jan is Mom. Like I'm like, Oh my God.
• 36:09
  Jan is. Mother, because this was
• 36:11
  magical, because you get Hunter, you get Fisher and Jen in the
• 36:16
  same scene and I got I got to mention how awful we catch.
• 36:18
  Melora Hardin's name. We were so distracted by all of
• 36:21
  the other names in the opening, we somehow miss Melora Hardin.
• 36:25
  And then she appeared and we were like, what?
• 36:27
  Yeah, it was just I got to imagine, like, were they
• 36:31
  shooting The office at the same time too?
• 36:34
  I mean, that had to be right. This is the same time that those
• 36:36
  characters are on the show. That always started in like,
• 36:38
  what, 2005? Yeah.
• 36:39
  So 2007 would have been around season.
• 36:41
  Three, yeah. 2:00-ish. Yeah.
• 36:44
  So there. This is Midgen Hunter Affair.
• 36:47
  Yeah. Right here.
• 36:49
  So, yeah, that was that was fun. They see the news report of the
• 36:53
  murders on the TV and that's where Mackenzie recognizes the
• 36:56
  license plate is the number that the Ouija board spelled out.
• 36:59
  Yeah, at school Mackenzie has a magic 8 ball in her locker,
• 37:07
  which prompted me to tell Travis the story that I think is worth
• 37:10
  sharing on the show as well. Because back when my senior year
• 37:15
  of high school and applying to different schools, because I had
• 37:18
  done some summer programs with UK, they sent like various
• 37:21
  promotional. Like come to our school, we will
• 37:24
  offer you minimal scholarships. Surely this entices you.
• 37:29
  And one of the things they sent in one of these packages was a
• 37:33
  Big Blue Magic 8 ball. And like all of their responses
• 37:37
  were like reasons you should go to UK.
• 37:41
  And like when you shook it, it played a song.
• 37:43
  It was like everything I see is blue.
• 37:47
  And because we lived, our house was like 1/2 mile from our
• 37:52
  driveway. The male often times just kind
• 37:55
  of ended up in my mom's backseat and the Magic 8 ball rolled
• 37:57
  underneath the seat. So every time for like the next
• 38:00
  three months, anytime we would come to a sudden stop or we
• 38:03
  would do like a real sharp turn, like the song would start
• 38:06
  playing. Good.
• 38:07
  Then I'd be like that right there would be to the point
• 38:11
  where I would miss it if it left.
• 38:13
  And then anytime I take a turn, I'm singing that to myself like
• 38:18
  I I just need that in my life. So that was, that was the one
• 38:20
  constant. Like I am adrift and lost with
• 38:25
  everything I'm seeing being blue.
• 38:28
  Yeah, OK. So yeah, she's shaking it
• 38:30
  herself here and it says hi Mackenzie.
• 38:33
  Which that would freak me the fuck out.
• 38:35
  Yeah, that's warranted. And then it shakes again, and it
• 38:39
  gives a hint of a broken heart, Yeah.
• 38:41
  Which it then cuts over to her friend Val who is calling her
• 38:46
  and going hey I got this new awesome tattoos.
• 38:49
  She didn't. Here's the thing, she has a very
• 38:51
  normal amount of body hair, but it's over top of this tattoo and
• 38:55
  you get shaved. Even if you don't have, even if
• 38:58
  it's like those really light colored hairs like what she has,
• 39:01
  you still get shaved. It also didn't look fresh and.
• 39:04
  It didn't look fresh, like this was just something the actress
• 39:07
  had. Is it that or one of the ones
• 39:09
  that you just like you do the? Yeah, a little temporary.
• 39:12
  Yeah, that's what I think it was, but it's like a heart cut
• 39:15
  in half. So yeah, it's basically the ball
• 39:19
  warning that she's next. And we know this because we see
• 39:22
  Horny the clown in the locker room with her, tackling her.
• 39:25
  And we have more tiny benches. All wish witchcraft.
• 39:31
  Witchcraft, yes. Man.
• 39:34
  Was that just a thing? Was this a thing in the mid
• 39:37
  2000s? Maybe California schools?
• 39:39
  This is like the, like extended universe, like they're, they
• 39:42
  share a universe which, yeah, like I, you know, I could see
• 39:45
  this too being shared. It's just confusing because that
• 39:48
  isn't for sure not what the benches in my high school locker
• 39:51
  room looked like. My high school locker room
• 39:54
  wasn't good enough for benches. You stand or you sit on the wet
• 39:59
  floor. We just had like the fold out
• 40:01
  like foldable chairs just all over the place.
• 40:05
  OK, so Mackenzie is doing work for the yearbook in a dark lab.
• 40:09
  That's, I mean, whatever, live your life.
• 40:12
  And Lenny, who is a janitor. Yeah, I, I wrote him as Creepy
• 40:16
  Lenny. Yeah, he just comes in there and
• 40:18
  he's talking to her and being a creep.
• 40:20
  And she's clearly uncomfortable and then he's like, by the way,
• 40:22
  I have your camera that was lost.
• 40:24
  And she's like, where'd you find it?
• 40:26
  And he goes, you don't want to know.
• 40:28
  And I'm like, I feel like she does because this is easily over
• 40:31
  $1000 worth of equipment and she deserves to know where it was.
• 40:36
  I have. A feeling he stole it.
• 40:37
  But she, well, here's the thing, there were photos and she
• 40:41
  develops them and they are the murdered group from the
• 40:44
  Cadillac. Exactly.
• 40:45
  Yeah, it's horny. That's stolen.
• 40:47
  And then Horny attacks her and chases her through the school
• 40:51
  and she finds Val with her head inside of a microwave in the
• 40:54
  middle of the gym. Yeah, and it's being toasted.
• 40:57
  Yeah, they yeah, they definitely they urban legend her.
• 41:00
  They did, they UL Ed her. Big time.
• 41:02
  His favorite level U wow. And continues to chase her
• 41:05
  throughout the hallways, where she goes into one of the
• 41:08
  bathrooms where Lenny is hanged just there.
• 41:11
  And then she runs into one of the security guards.
• 41:16
  I think it's, I think it's meant to be a cop.
• 41:18
  I don't know. Cops.
• 41:19
  Yeah, whatever. School cop guy?
• 41:21
  Yeah, he's there. And yeah, Yep, she's out of it.
• 41:25
  So the detectives believe Lenny did it because, you know, he had
• 41:29
  her camera and. He had a sketchy pass Sketchy.
• 41:32
  Pass cool school. He must have also gone to the
• 41:36
  same school of prom night 2. We don't do background checks
• 41:40
  here. Yeah, they in fact encourage if
• 41:43
  you are a creep or murder in your students, Principal.
• 41:45
  Is like why didn't I get Lenny while I?
• 41:48
  Could. So they and they're like also
• 41:54
  it's, you know, very classic, like to go on a killing spree
• 41:57
  and then kill oneself. And she's like, but what about
• 42:00
  the Ouija board and Magic 8 ball and the detectives like, yeah,
• 42:04
  no. Yeah, I mean, that's like we're
• 42:07
  not going to follow that as a way.
• 42:08
  That's bullshit. Like, and honestly, regardless
• 42:12
  of what your belief in this stuff, there is like a very
• 42:14
  famous court case where the jurors were, like, playing
• 42:18
  around with a Ouija board after hours and it influenced what
• 42:22
  they ended up voting on the verdict and it caused a
• 42:24
  mistrial. So yeah, like, it's a, it's a
• 42:27
  real thing. Like, no, we're not taking Ouija
• 42:30
  boards into account for this murder case.
• 42:33
  Yeah, of course the detectives don't.
• 42:36
  They didn't find Val's body. They only found Lenny's body and
• 42:39
  everybody else is presumed missing.
• 42:41
  Yes. So it that's a little bit
• 42:45
  concerning that they're not like listening that she found Val's
• 42:48
  body. Yeah, maybe they thought she
• 42:50
  like hallucinated or some shit, I don't know.
• 42:52
  Because she's saying that she like, they think she's
• 42:54
  hallucinating the magic 8 ball stuff and the Ouija board and
• 42:57
  why not? So the detectives take it upon
• 43:00
  themselves to question the owner of the Hellburger locations.
• 43:04
  The guy is super shifty on things.
• 43:07
  He says that the security cameras outside the building are
• 43:10
  for show, so they can't review the footage and see what
• 43:13
  actually happened there. A lot of times insurance
• 43:15
  companies require that at a minimum, so he probably has like
• 43:18
  the cheapest insurance plans and also fuck his employees if
• 43:21
  something happens to them. Well in reality he has working
• 43:26
  security cameras because once they leave he sees, well we see
• 43:30
  him reviewing the footage and he sees Horny the clown meandering
• 43:34
  around the building there. So nice.
• 43:36
  Vocabulary word. Thank you.
• 43:38
  So yeah, we see. Yeah.
• 43:41
  By the way, they revealed that the original Horny was his son
• 43:44
  Archie. Archie.
• 43:45
  Yeah. And then he was like, and then
• 43:48
  Crackers goes, how's he doing now?
• 43:52
  And Jack's like he's dead. And he goes, yeah, I guess all
• 43:56
  the other the other hornies now have like big shoes to fill.
• 43:59
  I'm like, read the room, man. Yeah, this guy's weirdly
• 44:02
  fanboying over at the owner of a fast food restaurant.
• 44:06
  And then he asked for his autograph and then he's upset
• 44:08
  that it's literally just a signature.
• 44:10
  Yeah, it just says detective. It doesn't even like say his
• 44:13
  name. Or anything either.
• 44:14
  Yeah, yeah. And he keeps calling them
• 44:17
  crackers the entire time. I would too, yeah.
• 44:21
  OK, so it is the next morning. Mackenzie is listening to
• 44:25
  Highway to Hell backwards, listening for demonic messages.
• 44:30
  When Fisher comes over. They're getting ready.
• 44:32
  They are in charge of the haunted house at the senior
• 44:35
  carnival. Yeah.
• 44:36
  And she's like, do you have my birthday gift?
• 44:38
  And he's like, well, your birthday is tomorrow still.
• 44:42
  And she's like, I think you have my birthday present.
• 44:45
  She's like, I don't want to die virgin.
• 44:47
  And then her mom knocks on the door and they have an awkward
• 44:51
  conversation through it while like she's naked with her
• 44:54
  boyfriend in bed because her mom's like trying to get her to
• 44:57
  not go to the carnival. And she was like, no, I'm going.
• 45:00
  Plus I have to like. Yeah, I mean, it's like a whole
• 45:02
  thing. So they hop in the bed and they
• 45:04
  start to have sex and then the Etch A Sketch that's on the
• 45:07
  ground next to the bed just suddenly sketches in I heart
• 45:10
  Bush. OK, question.
• 45:13
  Yes. Do we think this is in a
• 45:15
  reference to one of the Georges pubic hair or the band Bush?
• 45:21
  I think, see, I would have originally thought it was pubic
• 45:27
  hair, OK, but in the scene with the detectives in the actual
• 45:34
  police building, we do see a picture of George Bush hung up
• 45:38
  in there. Yeah.
• 45:40
  And then it cuts over to Tina, one of the girls who doesn't
• 45:45
  seem like the type. They're just like, advertised.
• 45:47
  I like Bush. Yeah, but I yeah.
• 45:50
  And I also feel like, though, that this is around the time
• 45:53
  that like Bush was at their most popular as a band.
• 45:56
  See, I'm not familiar with Bush as a band.
• 45:58
  It's one of those bands that if you heard the song, you'd be
• 46:00
  like, I am familiar with this song.
• 46:02
  Just I don't know the band. I just know the song.
• 46:05
  OK, Well, maybe it could be, I don't know.
• 46:08
  Yeah, it's all-encompassing. It's all three.
• 46:11
  Yeah, it's Schrodinger's Bush. I like Bush, Bush, Bush.
• 46:16
  Wait, no, no, No 4 bushes because we didn't settle on
• 46:19
  which George? Yes, correct.
• 46:21
  Yeah. We don't know if it's W or HW.
• 46:24
  Yeah, so OK, it comes over to the carnival with that woman
• 46:27
  wearing the shirt, and we have Mackenzie and Fisher.
• 46:30
  They're in there like haunted Halloween costume thing.
• 46:34
  It almost turns into a Halloween movie here for a second.
• 46:37
  He is wearing like a Michael Myers, but like a fad spin on
• 46:42
  it. Yeah.
• 46:42
  Like he's got part of the mask is like on his face and he's got
• 46:46
  like wounds around. I thought I've appreciated.
• 46:47
  It yeah, it was nice. And she's kind of doing an
• 46:49
  Elvira thing. I'm a little bit disappointed in
• 46:52
  her. Elvira.
• 46:53
  Yeah, I honestly it could have been.
• 46:56
  Better maybe it's the same thing, you know, just take the
• 46:59
  spirit of the costume and do your own thing with it.
• 47:01
  I. Don't think she even took the
• 47:02
  spirit of the costume you. Don't think so, no.
• 47:04
  Well, OK anyways, they get into like a little verbal altercation
• 47:09
  here and the woman, Tina and her boyfriend go into the haunted
• 47:15
  house. I think that they have sex or
• 47:17
  attempt to but the guy like prematurely.
• 47:21
  Yeah, he has sex. And he does not actually, I
• 47:25
  think he's like about to have sex and then it just happens.
• 47:28
  I think he at least. He started.
• 47:31
  Made some contact and also. With the air, the air, a gentle
• 47:37
  breeze came in and. Jizz in my.
• 47:42
  Yeah, so anyways, they hop inside the ride and they start
• 47:46
  going and then horny comes up out of nowhere and starts
• 47:50
  killing them. Yep.
• 47:51
  And also. Gets.
• 47:52
  Fisher. Fisher sees, and he's like.
• 47:54
  Yeah, and I, well, I mean, we don't see exactly what happens
• 47:58
  to him, but the horny gets him and hurts him badly.
• 48:02
  So Mackenzie's with her parents, I guess they ended up deciding
• 48:07
  to come to the carnival as well, maybe to support her, support
• 48:12
  the PTI, don't know. They're there, they're eating,
• 48:15
  and they run into one of her mom's old high school friends,
• 48:19
  who is Tina's dad. But they talk about some of the
• 48:24
  parents of the other missing children who were all their
• 48:26
  friends and Mackenzie's. Like, that's weird.
• 48:30
  But then Star comes up and she's like, hey, you got to get back
• 48:33
  to the haunted house. The ride is stuck and Fisher's
• 48:35
  missing. Yeah, so they go and look around
• 48:38
  through the ride. They find the bloody scene of
• 48:42
  Tina and her boyfriend, and they find Fisher banged up in there.
• 48:46
  So Fisher's being wheeled out on stretcher to the ambulance.
• 48:51
  She wants to go follow him so. She gets to the hospital, her
• 48:55
  mom has followed. The cops aren't letting them in
• 48:57
  because they're saying, like, he's the only witness to any of
• 49:00
  these disappearances so far and they need to talk to him.
• 49:03
  And the detective is like, I don't want to hear about your
• 49:06
  Etch A Sketch. Like, I don't need to hear about
• 49:08
  any of this. Then Mackenzie and Marsha AKA
• 49:14
  Jen. Yes, I just wrote it as Jan.
• 49:17
  The entire time, you know, they get into like a little fight.
• 49:21
  Yeah, 'cause she's like, clearly there is a connection and you
• 49:24
  should be saying something to somebody.
• 49:26
  And then her mom leaves and she refuses to go with her.
• 49:28
  She's staying to wait for a chance to talk to Fisher.
• 49:31
  Meanwhile, Detective Chase is talking to Mr. McCandless.
• 49:34
  That's Tina's dad. And she had overheard the fight
• 49:38
  between McKenzie and her mom. And so she was like, hey, is
• 49:43
  there a reason that somebody would want to take revenge on
• 49:47
  you and the other parents of these missing teens in a horny
• 49:52
  the clown suit? Yeah, and this guy is quick the
• 49:54
  crack. He's like, first he's like, no,
• 49:56
  I don't know what you're talking about.
• 49:56
  She's like, really? And he's like, Oh my God, yes, I
• 49:58
  so here. Yeah.
• 50:01
  So basically what happened was, wait, we don't.
• 50:04
  Get No, we don't get that. Yeah, yeah, it cuts away.
• 50:05
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We cut to Fisher who has taken
• 50:08
  some of his meds and put it on a burger cuz he knew that Crockers
• 50:12
  would want to eat his burger. Yeah, he like breaks the glass
• 50:15
  in there, which gets in the wake up and go over there.
• 50:17
  He's like, are you gonna finish that?
• 50:18
  Yeah, it's already got a bite in it, which is nasty.
• 50:20
  Yeah. Like this guy is fucking
• 50:22
  disgusting. Yeah, like how he knew.
• 50:26
  Like, maybe like he's like. He's totally the type that's
• 50:28
  going to ask. Him, he's already like, he's
• 50:30
  like Zoe, like he went away for a second already at one point
• 50:32
  and he like ate his food while he wasn't looking.
• 50:35
  At it. Yeah.
• 50:35
  And fool Zoe mode. Yeah, exactly.
• 50:38
  So Mackenzie is at the vending machine area and one of those
• 50:41
  little, like, bubble gum toy machine things drops a toy out.
• 50:45
  It's a little clown squish ball with a little slip of paper that
• 50:48
  says see you at 4:20. It's like.
• 50:49
  A fortune cookie. Yeah.
• 50:51
  Clowns. Yeah, so they find Crockers this
• 50:55
  past out and then Fisher goes. She goes to her car and Fisher
• 51:00
  is high, Yeah. Yeah, waiting for her.
• 51:02
  So he calls one of his friends, Van Van Yeah, to ask about if
• 51:08
  they know anything about 4:20, about with a tattoo stick or
• 51:11
  whatever. And he's like, oh, yeah.
• 51:12
  You mean like the 420 boys? Yeah, Chuck Taylor's group.
• 51:15
  Yeah. And Chuck Charlie Taylor was her
• 51:18
  mom's high school boyfriend, so. So we cut over to the 420 boys
• 51:23
  and they are hitting up the fun space at Helleburger.
• 51:26
  Yeah, after they got really high and graffiti at the side of the
• 51:29
  restaurant and the cashier is being grossed to Carrie, who is
• 51:34
  doing the ordering and. And who is the guy from Super
• 51:37
  Size? Me.
• 51:37
  Yeah, Yeah. The cashier that it is.
• 51:40
  Yeah. They always have a horny on
• 51:44
  hand. There's just the clown.
• 51:45
  He's over there mopping. They actually just get to work.
• 51:48
  You gotta work in the clown costume.
• 51:50
  That's your uniform that day. Yeah, that would be
• 51:53
  uncomfortable. So yeah, he gets upset when he
• 51:58
  sees the large teens in the fun space because it's meant to be
• 52:03
  for 12 and under only. And he was like, I've got your
• 52:06
  number, Cucumber. Yeah, he threatens to call the
• 52:09
  cops. They like throw shit at him and
• 52:11
  he leaves him alone. I don't even know if he calls
• 52:13
  the cops or not. But then they decide to take it
• 52:15
  up a notch and they start peeing on the clown speaker box.
• 52:19
  And then the clown speaker box starts talking to them and
• 52:23
  they're like fighting it and. 20 rises from the ball pit.
• 52:27
  Yeah. And he just kills him.
• 52:29
  Yeah. The way he moves in this movie,
• 52:31
  they did like a weird thing where they like speed up his
• 52:33
  movements. I don't hate that.
• 52:34
  I don't hate it. Either I thought it was kind of
• 52:36
  cool. Yeah.
• 52:36
  Like he moves super fast. Yeah, they they shot that well.
• 52:39
  Yeah, yeah, it adds, it adds to his mythos.
• 52:43
  Yeah, but he like, really like slices them up.
• 52:45
  These are good kills. Like he throws the thing at the
• 52:48
  long haired Stoner and it gets them in the face and I thought
• 52:51
  that they did really good effects for that right there.
• 52:53
  I can't remember what they did to the other guy.
• 52:55
  Yeah, but Carrie comes back and finds the bloody scene, but the
• 53:00
  bodies are gone. So Mac and Marsha are talking
• 53:05
  and this is where she like finally gives the back story.
• 53:08
  So she had a friend group in high school.
• 53:10
  They all went to different schools but they still hung out
• 53:12
  all the time. They weren't great and they had
• 53:17
  a kid that they picked on a lot. His name was Archie Benjamin and
• 53:22
  it got so bad that he eventually dropped out of school and where
• 53:25
  she at his dad's restaurant full time.
• 53:27
  Yeah, and he became Horny the clown.
• 53:30
  He became the mascot. So like, yeah, he kind of became
• 53:32
  famous. He was on all the commercials
• 53:34
  and yeah, you know, he was making, like, a little, like,
• 53:36
  fun living out of it. And she said he died in a fire
• 53:42
  that was officially declared an accident.
• 53:44
  She's like, except it really wasn't.
• 53:46
  So he had a big crush on her and invited her to his 18th
• 53:50
  birthday. And she just like threw away the
• 53:52
  invitation. But then her boyfriend, who
• 53:55
  didn't like that he was like obsessed with her, decided that
• 53:58
  they were going to crash the party.
• 54:00
  And So what they did was they pulled a prank on him where she
• 54:04
  is at the and he goes to answer it.
• 54:05
  And then somebody's behind him with like a mask and a knife.
• 54:08
  And he gets scared, tumbles over and knocks down his birthday
• 54:12
  cake. And the candles are still lit.
• 54:14
  And it's just that's kind of sad.
• 54:16
  In general. Also, that's a really lame
• 54:17
  prank. It's a lame prank and also like,
• 54:19
  it's just fucking sad. Like, yeah, it's already bad
• 54:22
  enough he's spending his birthday alone in Hullaburger.
• 54:26
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:27
  I feel like if he did it in costume, that's the clown.
• 54:30
  Like he would have had everybody over there to party with Morning
• 54:32
  the clown on his birthday, you know what I mean?
• 54:34
  But he wanted the real people. He wanted the real ones, and
• 54:37
  nobody showed up. They just burned him instead.
• 54:39
  Yeah, and because he, like, fell over, he got knocked out and he
• 54:43
  couldn't escape the fire. So just like, caught on fire,
• 54:46
  Yeah, died. Yeah, and Mackenzie is like, you
• 54:49
  have got to tell the cops cuz this is obvious.
• 54:52
  And she's like, I'm going to, I want to protect you like cuz
• 54:55
  he's coming for me now. And she goes, no, it's he's not
• 54:58
  coming for you, he's coming for me.
• 54:59
  Like, yeah, cool. You'll be sad if I'm dead.
• 55:02
  I will just actually be dead like.
• 55:04
  Yeah, So yeah, very, very Freddy Krueger inspired.
• 55:10
  Yeah, right here. Big.
• 55:11
  So much so Detective Chase is on the phone and she's arguing with
• 55:15
  a judge about getting a search warrant for Jack Benjamin's
• 55:17
  house. And then she gets a call from
• 55:20
  Marsha. And like, you can kind of get
• 55:22
  the sense of like she's saying, like Mackenzie has like left the
• 55:25
  house and she's headed over there.
• 55:26
  Yeah, so Mackenzie has gathered her group of friends.
• 55:30
  They have decided that they're gonna go over to Jack Benjamin's
• 55:32
  and they're gonna just address him directly to find out what
• 55:36
  the hell is happening. Well, that's what they say
• 55:38
  they're gonna do, but instead they sneak into his house.
• 55:40
  Yeah, yeah, that's exactly yeah. They all meet outside.
• 55:43
  It's just a gazebo or some shit. Yeah.
• 55:45
  The friend. I can't.
• 55:46
  What's the friend's name? There's Star and Van.
• 55:49
  Van OK, so Van is there and he's he's in.
• 55:52
  Full Rambow. Yeah, he's brought like all I
• 55:54
  like the little kid that things that he's brought.
• 55:57
  So he like brought like a little plastic like tent stake for like
• 56:00
  because. They didn't have wood at the
• 56:02
  army. Surplus where?
• 56:03
  He brought a picture of Jesus. Ghetto Jesus, because it's like
• 56:08
  somebody like spray painted and then took a picture of it.
• 56:11
  Like it was like really funny. I looked out there just like
• 56:14
  tearing him down the entire time and then like, OK, what did you
• 56:17
  guys bring? And then making just like I
• 56:19
  brought my fucking dad's gun when he was in the military.
• 56:22
  Yeah. It's like a.
• 56:22
  Gigantic revolver. It's like.
• 56:24
  As big as her head. Yeah, I'm like, OK, well, you
• 56:27
  win. They sneak.
• 56:29
  They split up and Mackenzie and Fisher sneak in.
• 56:32
  They find a room that's got like stuff like a Ouija board and
• 56:36
  Magic 8 ball Etch A Sketch, a Woody, a Woody doll dressed up
• 56:40
  as a Horny the clown doll. And then Van and well, Van has
• 56:47
  found the garage, yeah. And he finds a freezer, opens
• 56:50
  the freezer and finds stars body already in there.
• 56:53
  Yeah. And horny drops down from the
• 56:55
  ceiling and. He loves dropping from the.
• 56:57
  Ceiling he does. That's his preferred method of
• 56:59
  entry right there. And he slices him in half.
• 57:03
  You know what? He's kind of like Michael Myers
• 57:06
  in Halloween 7. I was thinking about that, yeah.
• 57:09
  Yeah, the himbo, Michael. Myers, H2O N Resurrection.
• 57:12
  Yeah. The dude just was like 1 arm in
• 57:15
  it. Yeah, yeah.
• 57:16
  Except Horny's like too fast. He's like, yeah, he's like Jolin
• 57:19
  all over the place over here. All right, so Mackenzie and
• 57:24
  Fisher have made it inside the building and they're like at the
• 57:28
  front door. And then this is when Horny just
• 57:32
  axes his way through the front door and starts chasing them.
• 57:35
  Yeah, he, he chases them. They've.
• 57:41
  Let's see, Fisher pulls off his mask and we just see the back of
• 57:45
  his head is very burned. And then he kind of throws
• 57:47
  Fisher through the window because he doesn't care about
• 57:48
  him. He's not related to anyone.
• 57:50
  Yeah. The detectives arrive.
• 57:52
  Crockers find Star in Vans bodies in the garage and Chase
• 57:57
  finds Jack, who says Archie is going to kill him.
• 58:01
  Why? We don't know.
• 58:02
  Yeah, we've got no hint of this being an issue for.
• 58:05
  Them. Oh, and did we say, did you say
• 58:06
  that he took off the mask too when they were struggling?
• 58:09
  Yeah. So yeah.
• 58:11
  So Mac wakes up at a birthday party with all of the dead kids
• 58:15
  sitting around her, and Horny pours gasoline on her.
• 58:19
  And then Marsha appears, blah, blah, blah, starts shooting.
• 58:25
  And they kind of have like, a fight.
• 58:27
  And in the middle of the fight, Mackenzie grabs her flask, takes
• 58:30
  a big swallow. And then when Horny comes back
• 58:32
  and he's about to, like, light her on fire with a candle, she
• 58:36
  blows. Blows the alcohol, Yeah.
• 58:38
  And creates like a mini torch. So he's on fire again and
• 58:42
  burning again. Yep.
• 58:43
  And yeah, they get out of it. He just, like, disappears.
• 58:47
  It cuts to like, the crime scene again.
• 58:48
  They're like, all right, all the bodies that are accounted for,
• 58:50
  except for Horning the clown. We don't know where he went to.
• 58:54
  Man Fisher is in the hospital in critical conditions, so
• 59:00
  Mackenzie rushes over there and he's gone from the room.
• 59:05
  Yeah, his his bed is gone. He had the windows open and bed.
• 59:10
  Is there, it's just empty. Took his bed with him.
• 59:15
  How do you get it fit through the window?
• 59:17
  I don't know. And yeah, it pans out of the
• 59:22
  hospital and you can see his like 5 stories.
• 59:24
  Yeah, and he. Must have jumped.
• 59:26
  And yeah, like she said from the beginning, you see his robe just
• 59:29
  on the sidewalk, and then we see crackers Crockers in the drive
• 59:33
  through a Hell Burger ordering some food.
• 59:36
  How's the place open? It just recovered from a murder
• 59:39
  scene, you know what I mean? So.
• 59:41
  But yeah, it's there and he's ordering food.
• 59:43
  And then you see Horny the Clown kind of walking around in the
• 59:46
  background and then he jumps on top of the car and, like, axes
• 59:49
  through it and kills him and then cuts to credits.
• 59:52
  Yep. But then we get the little like,
• 59:54
  bee blooper reel of like all of this shit in the movie, which is
• 59:57
  fun. And yeah, that's how it ends.
• 1:00:02
  OK, OK. I still like it more than I
• 1:00:10
  don't. OK, so I think I'm gonna keep it
• 1:00:12
  at a six. OK, I'll make it a 5 1/2.
• 1:00:19
  OK. Yeah, because like, it's not
• 1:00:21
  bad. It has its place.
• 1:00:22
  It's just. It's very silly.
• 1:00:25
  It's like you said yesterday you needed a dumb fun movie to.
• 1:00:29
  Put it on. I did, and that fit the bill
• 1:00:32
  right there. That's exactly what this is.
• 1:00:34
  If you're just wanting like a dumb fun slasher, I think that
• 1:00:36
  this this will do it for you. Yeah, for most people, I think
• 1:00:41
  that you'll have a fun time with it.
• 1:00:43
  OK, what would you change? I want to change how they handle
• 1:00:51
  horny in this because I don't like how he just kind of like
• 1:00:55
  he's so quick. Like I would say his screen time
• 1:00:58
  in this movie is maybe 5 minutes.
• 1:01:01
  Yeah. He doesn't have a presence
• 1:01:04
  really. That's the thing.
• 1:01:06
  Like when he they get his scenes, there's really no build
• 1:01:09
  up to it. He just drops from the ceiling
• 1:01:11
  super fast and kills people and it usually takes place in like
• 1:01:14
  20 seconds. I want like an actual resolution
• 1:01:17
  to everything. That would be great too.
• 1:01:20
  Yeah, I would like to put in that they.
• 1:01:21
  Feels like they were planning for a sequel.
• 1:01:23
  Yeah, they were really hoping for a sequel to this right here.
• 1:01:26
  Maybe sometime down the line when this becomes, like one of
• 1:01:29
  those weird cult horror movies and somebody is going to be
• 1:01:32
  like, let's do a drive through, too, you know?
• 1:01:35
  But no, we have not gotten one of those yet.
• 1:01:38
  And it's almost been 20 years. Wow.
• 1:01:41
  So yeah, I don't see it happening anytime soon.
• 1:01:44
  No, no, no resolution. All right.
• 1:01:47
  Who? OK, wait, are we doing Scout's
• 1:01:53
  thing first? Yes.
• 1:01:54
  What was Scout's favorite? You tell me.
• 1:01:57
  Scout's favorite part of this movie.
• 1:01:59
  Oh man. Oh God there's so many.
• 1:02:07
  I'm gonna say it was whenever she spit the fire in his face
• 1:02:19
  because she likes warm things. She's in a really warm mood
• 1:02:22
  right now. And she's been on fire before.
• 1:02:25
  She has she got on she. Was fine guys, it was just her
• 1:02:28
  fur got singed. She was weighing on the stove
• 1:02:32
  and yeah, her fur happened to be on the hot part of the stove and
• 1:02:35
  it got like a little burned, kind of like a little
• 1:02:36
  marshmallow. Yeah, she was fine.
• 1:02:38
  We checked her skin. Everything was good.
• 1:02:40
  It was she had. She has such long fur.
• 1:02:42
  Nothing. She was more furious than
• 1:02:44
  anything that I pulled her off. Of the top.
• 1:02:48
  Yeah, that's funny. Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  So yeah, that was that's her favorite part.
• 1:02:53
  No, obviously her favorite part was when the planchette was just
• 1:02:57
  going crazy on the Ouija board. Why?
• 1:02:59
  How much fun would she have had chasing that thing around?
• 1:03:03
  Oh. Man, she would have loved that.
• 1:03:04
  Yeah. God, that would be your favorite
• 1:03:06
  toy. That was like an actual thing.
• 1:03:09
  Oh, man. Good call.
• 1:03:10
  Plus she would have fun playing with a demon.
• 1:03:13
  She would. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:03:14
  Yeah, she would love to have just like a regular like.
• 1:03:18
  Oh, so how are things? How are things going?
• 1:03:20
  Yeah, been a while since we chatted type deal.
• 1:03:23
  Yeah. Yeah, very, you know.
• 1:03:26
  Yeah, she'd be like, can we, can we like.
• 1:03:28
  Boring conversation, can we? Can we cuddle?
• 1:03:30
  Can we play? I need, I need some kind of
• 1:03:32
  interaction. My parents suck.
• 1:03:35
  OK, who'd you relate? To Oh man,
• 1:03:49
  I that's a tricky one, I'm thinking.
• 1:03:58
  They're all weird characters. Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  They're all weird. They're all very like over the
• 1:04:02
  top. Yeah.
• 1:04:08
  I guess. I guess I would probably relate
• 1:04:17
  to, which is like one of the random partygoers that left
• 1:04:23
  before the noise citation happened.
• 1:04:25
  OK, hear the sirens and like, Nope, I'm out of here.
• 1:04:28
  This. That's a sign the party's over
• 1:04:29
  and I'm not getting involved in that.
• 1:04:31
  OK, I'll relate to the random guy that was dressed as a clown
• 1:04:37
  queening up in the heliburger whenever the attack happened
• 1:04:42
  because that just kind of reminded me of whenever I was
• 1:04:45
  working my first job at McDonald's and I was wearing
• 1:04:50
  oversized clothing, weird uniform that didn't like, and
• 1:04:54
  they called me Happy Jack because I never smiled.
• 1:04:57
  I remember when we worked at a restaurant together and they
• 1:05:01
  only issued one shirt per employee and mine was a double
• 1:05:05
  XL and they're like you need to purchase one that fits you
• 1:05:08
  better and I was like you probably should purchase that
• 1:05:10
  for me since this is what you provided to me.
• 1:05:13
  Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Oh man, those people. Man.
• 1:05:18
  OK. OK.
• 1:05:19
  So Next up. Next.
• 1:05:23
  Up we have the dream. Sequel, dream sequel.
• 1:05:27
  I mean, I don't know, but I have like a storyline I specifically
• 1:05:32
  want but I want answers to like what is the whole connection
• 1:05:36
  with the spirit realm and why is his dad afraid of him?
• 1:05:40
  Yeah, I guess, yeah. I wonder if like, the news has
• 1:05:47
  also caused for Helaburger to become super popular and it's
• 1:05:52
  now expanded. So it's in New York, which means
• 1:05:55
  that Fisher's there. I want to see like a satanic
• 1:05:58
  panic like rebuke against Helaburger.
• 1:06:01
  Like they get real upset about like the name, the menu item
• 1:06:05
  names, and the commercial is the fact that it's associated with
• 1:06:09
  all of those. Killings.
• 1:06:10
  So like it's abandoned now? It's an abandoned building.
• 1:06:14
  The old Helaburger. Yeah, so, so there's like, it's
• 1:06:18
  a urban legend now, that Horny the clown, if you go over there,
• 1:06:22
  he still wanders around and he'll kill you.
• 1:06:25
  And of course, like somebody tries it and gets killed.
• 1:06:28
  Exactly. That's like the opening scene.
• 1:06:30
  And yeah, well, you know, it's not like the plot from this
• 1:06:34
  movie was super important anyways.
• 1:06:35
  Exactly. He's not one of like loosens
• 1:06:37
  that we. Don't want to get in the way of
• 1:06:39
  our story, people. Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  So yeah, I think that that's like a good little premise for
• 1:06:43
  it right there and then. Yeah, that'd be fun.
• 1:06:45
  I dig it. OK.
• 1:06:47
  OK. All right, so it is time for
• 1:06:50
  reviews. OK.
• 1:06:52
  I am curious to see cuz you were very excited about these.
• 1:06:57
  We read both reviews no matter what, right?
• 1:06:59
  OK, well I guess since we both liked it I'll do the negative
• 1:07:02
  first. OK so it was 3 out of 10 on IMDb
• 1:07:09
  titled More Cheese than Meat and the cheese is rancid in moldy.
• 1:07:13
  No. Yeah, this is like right when
• 1:07:15
  this movie released to back in June of 2007.
• 1:07:18
  Dang. I rented this one on largely
• 1:07:22
  marginally positive reviews I've read, expecting a fun little
• 1:07:25
  gory horror flick. What I got, however, was a
• 1:07:28
  pretty uninspired Nightmare on Elm Street retread, but with a
• 1:07:31
  clown fast food mascot. The jokes fall extremely flat
• 1:07:35
  and the horror just isn't there. Plus it has a non ending ending
• 1:07:38
  of the kind that I've really grown to detest throughout the
• 1:07:41
  years, leaving it open for a sequel which I'm not hoping for
• 1:07:44
  in the least bit. Perhaps it would have helped the
• 1:07:46
  film if any of the characters were fleshed out in the lately
• 1:07:49
  spit. But the way it is now, the movie
• 1:07:52
  had me thinking about how much creeper it might be.
• 1:07:55
  If it how much creeper it might have been had it been the
• 1:07:59
  deranged Burger King mascot. You watch those commercials and
• 1:08:02
  play Sneak King and not be terrified.
• 1:08:05
  I hated the burger. King.
• 1:08:07
  It was so scary. I hated it.
• 1:08:09
  I was. I was terrified of him too.
• 1:08:11
  Oh my God, that's just unlocked a.
• 1:08:13
  Memory yeah Oh yeah before I forget the film also can boast
• 1:08:17
  and I use the term loosely a forgettable cameo by Mr. super
• 1:08:20
  size me Morgan Spurlock and a role so atrociously acted that
• 1:08:24
  one of the people from the group of individuals that he made fun
• 1:08:27
  of during a college lecturer can act circles around no I'm not
• 1:08:31
  going to use the term he did you have the Internet look it up my
• 1:08:34
  grade the. I'm sorry, I think Morgan
• 1:08:38
  Spurlock's cameo was fucking hilarious.
• 1:08:40
  Yeah, I thought it was funny too.
• 1:08:41
  I don't know what he said. But you know.
• 1:08:44
  Yeah, I thought I. Don't I got a lot of opinions
• 1:08:46
  about the guy himself, but I think the fact that they took
• 1:08:48
  the Super size me guy and. Made it was fitting in a.
• 1:08:51
  Hamburger. That's funny.
• 1:08:52
  Yeah, I also thought he did a good job too.
• 1:08:54
  I don't care who you are, it's funny right there.
• 1:08:57
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:09:00
  So yeah, I mean, they bring up a lot of the things that we said,
• 1:09:03
  Yeah, non ending. You know, it's not really super
• 1:09:08
  inspired either. Yeah, I mean, I guess if you let
• 1:09:12
  things like that get in the way. Yeah, I mean, I don't mind it
• 1:09:15
  myself, but it. It didn't take itself seriously
• 1:09:20
  enough for me to be bothered by that.
• 1:09:21
  If it tried to sell itself as a serious horror movie, I would be
• 1:09:24
  a lot more bothered by those things.
• 1:09:26
  But it felt like they were like kind of looking at it and being
• 1:09:29
  like, I know. I really do want a movie with
• 1:09:31
  somebody using the Burger King guy though.
• 1:09:35
  That would be great. I would love to see that.
• 1:09:37
  I don't know, it's scared. That I could.
• 1:09:39
  I'm going to be like, those commercials freaked me out.
• 1:09:42
  I know. I feel like that was
• 1:09:43
  intentional. They did a good job with that
• 1:09:45
  because it was, I don't know, there's something about them.
• 1:09:48
  And then even the game itself was really unsettling.
• 1:09:52
  So the positive review is a 10 out of 10.
• 1:09:55
  You have to like bad horror movies to enjoy this one.
• 1:09:58
  Absolutely. I love bad horror movies.
• 1:10:01
  The crappier the better. So that is why I love this
• 1:10:03
  movie. It's right up there with blood
• 1:10:06
  sucking babes from Burbank or Jackhammer Massacre, or killer
• 1:10:10
  clowns from outer space or even prehistoric bimbos in Armageddon
• 1:10:13
  City. You can't sit down to this movie
• 1:10:16
  and think it's gonna be Scarface or something.
• 1:10:18
  You gotta sit down and think it's.
• 1:10:19
  I'm sorry, Killer clowns from Outer space has like got a
• 1:10:22
  whole. Different.
• 1:10:22
  It's good, yeah, or I think it's as bad as Citizen Kane, but All
• 1:10:27
  in all it is a good movie with mindless killing and a killer
• 1:10:30
  clown. The story is awesome.
• 1:10:32
  It's like Prom Night or Terror Train or Dead Above ground.
• 1:10:35
  It's a revenge type movie where somebody dies and comes back to
• 1:10:38
  kill the kids of the people that killed him.
• 1:10:40
  I quite enjoyed it and I can't wait for this squill.
• 1:10:45
  That was the part that made me laugh.
• 1:10:51
  What a fun little typo. Dream squeal.
• 1:10:54
  Dream squeal. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing
• 1:10:59
  too. So I get I'm in the middle here.
• 1:11:00
  I like bad movies and this like hit the bad parts that I enjoy.
• 1:11:04
  But there's also parts about it that were underwhelming that I
• 1:11:07
  wanted more. From I just wish it was like a
• 1:11:09
  bad movie but also wasn't so obnoxiously 2007, Yeah.
• 1:11:13
  See, it took, it took all the bad from the 2000s and like and
• 1:11:17
  in this movie, we have everything.
• 1:11:20
  We present. Yeah, you do not want from this
• 1:11:23
  era. We have it here.
• 1:11:24
  Everything Jesse has gone on record multiple times saying she
• 1:11:27
  hates. Exactly, and was in this time
• 1:11:30
  Jesse hates herself. Yeah, I've gone on record saying
• 1:11:35
  that. Exactly.
• 1:11:35
  Yeah. So I, I feel like that like
• 1:11:38
  perfectly explains why I'm right in the middle 5 1/2.
• 1:11:41
  It's got both things that I like and hate.
• 1:11:43
  So it's just I'm conflicted. OK, All right.
• 1:11:47
  So I I reckon it's time for us to say to be or not to be.
• 1:11:53
  I say, yeah, go for it. Yeah, I I would watch this again
• 1:11:57
  and I would recommend it to the right kind of weirdos in our
• 1:12:01
  groups. Yeah, I wouldn't watch this
• 1:12:02
  after not watching Terror Fire Three.
• 1:12:04
  Yeah, because I want to give it a fair shake.
• 1:12:06
  I don't want, I don't want to stack it up against Art the
• 1:12:08
  Clown because Art is in like a whole tear on his own at this
• 1:12:11
  point. Yeah, he's like becoming a
• 1:12:14
  modern horror icon. Sienna's becoming a modern
• 1:12:18
  horror final girl. Like Scream Queen.
• 1:12:22
  It's just it's really not fair to have watched them
• 1:12:25
  back-to-back the way we did. No, that's not.
• 1:12:28
  But I still had fun, Yeah. And I think that I'll have fun
• 1:12:32
  watching it again sometime down the line, yeah.
• 1:12:34
  And if you know, they announce some like 20 years later sequel.
• 1:12:39
  I'm down. I would watch.
• 1:12:40
  It see, here's the thing. I could see that being.
• 1:12:43
  I could see it being a Toby original.
• 1:12:47
  It would be it would be fitting for A to be original.
• 1:12:50
  I think so. Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe we'll
• 1:12:53
  get it one day. OK.
• 1:12:55
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• 1:12:57
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• 1:13:00
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• 1:15:54
  We have our Twitter and Blue Sea, which is Lee's faith pod,
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  Instagram and Threads. Least favorite scary movie
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  podcast? We're on Facebook.
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  Least favorite scary movie podcast and we have a website.
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  What's your least favorite scary movie.com?
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  And if you want to e-mail, you can send us an e-mail at least.
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  Favorite scarymovie@gmail.com. And thanks for being here.
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  Yeah, thanks for being here. We will catch you all on late
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  night with the devil. Yeah, we're actually gonna go
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  record that, right? Meow.
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  Yeah. All right.
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  Until then, bye.