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Pumping Iron | Son of a Boy Dad #254 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: of the episode one nothing me bitch.
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  Speaker 3: The Joe Rogan Kettlebell has been purchased.
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  Speaker 1: I told you I give you the fucking company card.
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  Speaker 3: I know, and then I said I need it, and
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  Speaker 3: you didn't reply.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you meant I need I thought you meant
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  Speaker 1: I need the Kettlebell.
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  Speaker 3: I could see how that could have been misunderstood, but no,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I meant I needed the card.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was not going to give you the number
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  Speaker 1: because I know how you would run rough shot with it.
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  Speaker 1: I would never next thing you'd be doing is buying
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  Speaker 1: fucking vintage Honus Wagner baseball cards and spending two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and eighty thousand dollars on fucking I use memorabilia.
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  Speaker 3: I use my business MX for it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yours?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm writing that shit off on taxis.
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  Speaker 1: This is a business expense. We're not going to use
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  Speaker 1: it for exercise or personal game now.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's strictly for business.
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  Speaker 1: It's only for the goofs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because I I thought it would it's I thought
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  Speaker 3: it said that it was reserved. I got my I
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  Speaker 3: get my link, and it said like you have until
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  Speaker 3: the twenty second to make the purchase. But then in
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  Speaker 3: small print fine print at the bottom, it said, in
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  Speaker 3: less it goes out of stock, which it will, which
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  Speaker 3: it will? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Fifty five pounds?
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  Speaker 3: Fifty five lbs? Oh my god, I'm still trying to
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  Speaker 3: figure out how no joke. Yeah, it's gonna be kind
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  Speaker 3: of a pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 5: There aren't that many office exercises that you can do
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  Speaker 5: with a fifty five pound kettlebell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, squats, yeah, I suppose, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: With a compound dynastic.
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  Speaker 3: Swings hard fifty five heavy swings with fifty five would
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  Speaker 3: be tough on the back, that's right, zip up the core.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. What you're gonna do. You're not
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  Speaker 5: gonna never going to touch that thing.
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  Speaker 3: Lucky. I wasn't planning on ever working out the core.
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  Speaker 3: If I was going to get a kettlebell to work out,
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  Speaker 3: I would have chosen a significantly less expensive kettlebell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was so much money.
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  Speaker 1: But it's lucky that the the every single UPS driver
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  Speaker 1: is the most jack person I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just picturing them just taking it and just dropping
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  Speaker 3: it in the lobby of my apartment and it just exploded.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna unwrap. It's just gonna be a check.
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  Speaker 3: Got it to your apartment?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you get it to here?
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  Speaker 3: I thought about it, but then I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't trust I've had package just get lost here.
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  Speaker 1: That was not getting lost. No one's even like imagine
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  Speaker 1: a thief trying to run up and steal it and
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  Speaker 1: both their arms pop off like it's.
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  Speaker 5: Pick up the box, and it just falls through the
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  Speaker 5: box under their foot.
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  Speaker 3: Francis, I might need you to come to my apartment
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  Speaker 3: to transport it to the office. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it to the office. I put it
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  Speaker 3: in a backpacks.
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  Speaker 5: It's a fun novelty sort of gift. And speaking of
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  Speaker 5: you know, you guys know Elon Musk. Yes, so Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 5: You remember he made the flamethrower I do as sort
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  Speaker 5: of a novelty fun thing, and then he went on
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  Speaker 5: the Joe Rogan podcast and gave him one as a
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  Speaker 5: novelty gift.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, So he just comes up with these ideas occasionally
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  Speaker 5: and says, let's sell these, and the minute he lists
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  Speaker 5: them on the website, they make they sell out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And he also made burnt hair perfume and sold that out,
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  Speaker 5: sold it for one hundred bucks a bottle, and they
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  Speaker 5: sold like fifty thousand of them.
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  Speaker 3: It feels dumb?
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  Speaker 1: People are people are dumb as five million dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, I don't think it's dumb that he sold it.
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  Speaker 3: I'd feel like, why would you buy that? I think
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  Speaker 3: people love. I just bought a fucking Joe Rogan kettlebell,
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  Speaker 3: So I can't really be speaking about the burnt hair perfume.
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  Speaker 5: When the great icons of our time create novelty gifts,
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  Speaker 5: people buy them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happens.
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  Speaker 1: It's smarter to have it as just a novelty instead
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  Speaker 1: of making it into its own business, right. I think
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  Speaker 1: that was Trump's problem with all of his early business
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  Speaker 1: ventures when he was making steaks and ties and shit
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  Speaker 1: like that. You should have done a limited edition steak
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  Speaker 1: run or a limited edition necktie run, because then it's
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  Speaker 1: just a fun thing, not a fail business where people can,
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  Speaker 1: you know, point to that as you having bad business acumen.
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  Speaker 5: You're not wrong, I think right now, if Trump created
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  Speaker 5: a one off.
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  Speaker 1: Then he had the shoes, he had the goal shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no nikes that uh Jill Jill wore then. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the day after Trump won, Jill Biden wore the full
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  Speaker 1: red suit and the Trump shoes.
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  Speaker 5: How much did that smoothie cost you?
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  Speaker 3: Ten bucks? Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: How about an egg wrap this morning? That was with
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  Speaker 5: the tip? It was twenty dollars. It made me angry.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen dollars tip?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's on you. Where you're going to
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  Speaker 3: get your egg wraps?
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  Speaker 5: Just some bakery place?
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  Speaker 3: Is it in Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That's why?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean you have to buy them because egg
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  Speaker 1: wraps are so hard to make.
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  Speaker 3: They dude, go to Dunkle Donuts and get a fucking
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  Speaker 3: wake up wrap better oka a dollar.
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  Speaker 5: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: I will do that the smoothie is pricey though, but
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  Speaker 3: this one was ready quick.
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  Speaker 5: Those are going to catch up to you.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, oh, price wise, Yeah, yeah, sugar wise, well,
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  Speaker 3: I hope sugar was how much a supcar is in there?
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  Speaker 3: Don't know? That is not as healthy probably as you
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  Speaker 3: think it is. No, I know it's not that healthy,
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  Speaker 3: but it's also not that unhealthy. It's just it's like
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  Speaker 3: all natural. Mm hmm. I watched them make it. It's
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  Speaker 3: just fruit and milk, he said, It's just it's literally
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  Speaker 3: the strawberries banana. I watched them cut up the strawberries
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  Speaker 3: and bananas and put them into the blender mm hmm,
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  Speaker 3: and then put coconut milk in and then mix and
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  Speaker 3: then it's ready.
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  Speaker 1: Has it fixed your poops?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, maybe I haven't been having bad poops lately.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 3: But I also haven't been snacking as aggressively.
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  Speaker 1: It's tough because those rob you of your fiber.
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  Speaker 3: Because the the fibers all in the in the skin.
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  Speaker 1: The fiber fairy comes and fucking snatches it away.
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  Speaker 5: Say, uh, juice your fruits and eat your vegetables.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, Oh, so you're juicing your fruits.
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  Speaker 3: I'm juicing my fruits and iam eating my veggies in
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  Speaker 3: the form of fajitas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more of an ag one guy, just because Rogan
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  Speaker 1: told me to. Yeah, athletic greens.
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  Speaker 3: I thought about picking up some Uh what is his supplement?
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  Speaker 1: A new neutral brain? No, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: That's nootropics. But that's that's like just a thing that's
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  Speaker 3: in the supplement, like theotropics.
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  Speaker 1: Is is ag one his his?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think he's athletic greens. Oh he's alpha brain.
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  Speaker 1: Alpha brain, That's that's it? Which is a neotropic?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's a stack.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: Nootropics in Like seventeen he was putting me on the
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  Speaker 1: giving me nootropics. I tried them. I didn't feel anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think they really do anything.
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  Speaker 1: But you need a couple of weeks for it to
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  Speaker 1: take right.
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  Speaker 5: Is that so?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know You're you're newly experimenting with pharmaceuticals under.
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  Speaker 3: The well, are nootropics pharmacy? They're not.
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  Speaker 5: They're not pharmaceuticals.
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  Speaker 3: Are they Probably gotta get a prescription for a new trope?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not.
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  Speaker 3: No, you literally can get him at like a CBS.
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  Speaker 1: Probably not, but with anything, it probably takes a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks for it to take. We're not going to
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  Speaker 1: not talk about your pants. Oh these old things, these
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  Speaker 1: brand new things. I still have the crease of the packaging.
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  Speaker 5: When they were folded at the store.
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  Speaker 1: That's those are stand up. Please let people see those pants.
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  Speaker 1: You can't hide them. And maybe even a spin.
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  Speaker 3: There's a cool back pocket too.
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  Speaker 1: Those are beautiful and it's like, uh, those are for
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  Speaker 1: like wearing Tamachu pichu.
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  Speaker 3: I would do.
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  Speaker 1: Those are for like those are inking? Yeah, those would
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  Speaker 1: fucking piss off Cortes.
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  Speaker 5: Where they shipped in from. Uh No, I got them
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  Speaker 5: at a store in Miami. The place I went to
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  Speaker 5: Miami in Wyndwood.
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  Speaker 3: Very Miami. Yeah, they've got a little Miami too. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna say, like Marcello, wearing those, I don't really know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm doing. But it's just don't worry. It'll it'll pass.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to pass.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a fashion guy. I'm just wearing a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of new clothes I bought. And then we'll go back
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  Speaker 5: to I'll get sick of it. I'm tired of trying
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  Speaker 5: and I'll go back to wearing a jeans and a
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  Speaker 5: T shirt and white sneakers.
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  Speaker 1: No, bro, this is nice.
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  Speaker 5: This is fun. For now.
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  Speaker 3: It's fun.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think i've ever seen you with an
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  Speaker 1: elastic waistband comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do like that element of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's like the ink and sweatpant.
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  Speaker 5: I'm self conscious about breathing too heavily into the microphone.
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  Speaker 5: Oh and everyone was complaining in a recent episode that
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  Speaker 5: I was breathing too loudly my nose and I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I must have been congested, so I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I thought a train was going by. I just heard
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  Speaker 1: a high pitched whistle. I didn't know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: I thought someone had just launched a nerve football or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. You're just breathing, huh.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see any comments about the about the breathing.
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  Speaker 5: They maybe just reached out to me. Ye mighteople don't
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  Speaker 5: comment they tell me directly. Yeah, hey man, Ever since
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  Speaker 5: you joined the podcast, I've stopped listening. Yesterday, John Feidelberg
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  Speaker 5: and I were talking about workouts or something. He was
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  Speaker 5: telling me he had done a workout earlier in the morning,
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  Speaker 5: and I was kind of asking him what he did,
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  Speaker 5: and he then sent me a workout. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 5: I went and did it and it was the hardest
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  Speaker 5: workout that I've done since college.
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  Speaker 1: What was ittlebells?
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  Speaker 5: Want to hear it?
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  Speaker 3: Is he swinging around the fifty five?
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  Speaker 5: Probably this is the workout? Okay he does.
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  Speaker 1: One time Fidelberg told me he just does some curls
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  Speaker 1: in his apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Shot like that is he does say that though, he'll
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  Speaker 3: be like he'll kill Like one day he'll show up
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  Speaker 3: and he'll look like he has the fucking you ever
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  Speaker 3: seen when like SpongeBob has like the inflatable arms. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he has like those. And then he's just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I just did like ten curls last night. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: that's not what he did. What do you want? Fuck?
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  Speaker 3: You must be on a ton of steroids if that's
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  Speaker 3: all it took. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Starting out, he does a force at super set bench
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  Speaker 5: press eight reps, followed by wide grip pull ups to failure.
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  Speaker 5: You probably don't know what that means. I didn't know
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  Speaker 5: what that meant, but.
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  Speaker 3: It basically black grip pull up still failure. No, the
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  Speaker 3: super set what is a super perception? You you don't
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  Speaker 3: like take breaks.
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  Speaker 5: You don't take breaks. You just do it as fast
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  Speaker 5: as you possibly can. You go from one thing right
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  Speaker 5: into the next thing. Yeah, And I said, oh, well,
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  Speaker 5: how much weight are you putting on the bar and
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: he goes, I'm not really that good at math. But
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: for my last set, I think I had two forty
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: fives at a twenty five and a ten, and I
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: go total and he goes no on each side, which
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: I think is like two hundred and ninety five pounds
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably two.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Twenty five plus fifties, two seventy yea two hundred ninety
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: five pounds. And he's doing sets of eight on his
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: fourth set.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: That's fucking insane.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: I did one thirty five, one forty five, one fifty five,
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: and then one fifty five. Again pathetic. I guess compared
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: to him.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: You could do more than that. Maybe I could have.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I don't bench a lot I have bet my elbows
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: are fucked.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Hair is bothering me.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: This is what I learned through doing this workout. Then
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: then it goes into five to seven sets superset inclined
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: barbell press eight reps plus t bar rows eight to
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: ten reps, then another four sets, super set dumbell flies
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: eight reps, seated cable rows eight reps, then a four
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: sets superset dips eight reps, close grip chin ups to failure,
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: then another four sets superset dumble dumbbell pullovers ten reps,
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: cable crossovers twelve reps, then knee ups three to four
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: sets of twenty reps, then ab wheels three to four
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: sets of twenty reps.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: He must have, so yeah, So his whole thing about like,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: oh I don't really work out is a lie, dude.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: The one how long it will take me? An hour
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: and twenty minutes. I'm gonna say that sounds like that
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: would make and I'm I'm not.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Picking up my phone and playing a chess game. I'm
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: getting it through it as fast as I can. Also,
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: I went at about six o'clock, and to even go
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: do it at that hour is impossible because everything's being used, everything's.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Being used, and you're doing so many different fucking things.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: The t bar rows like I had to go in
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: and out with a guy who was a germophobe, so
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: after every fucking set I had to wipe it down
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: or put a towel down.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: It's also tough to be, Like, I'm gonna use this
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: bench and then stay away from the pull up bar
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: because after that I'm gonna explosively hop over there, running out,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: banging out pull ups. Right, I need this whole space
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: to myself.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I just he got the workout of a guy who's
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: been molested.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a guy who's trying to exercise full demons
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: out of his Like something bad happened, No, piece.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: It really it really? Afterwards, I said, this is not
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: good for me. I guess I'm glad that I did
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: it and tried it, but this isn't what I want.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: This isn't what my body needs. And who am I kidding?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Let's not go down this road.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: How many times a week is he doing that? He
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: said that he's in the gym six days a week
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he got molested. He must there's only there's
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: no other reason that you have to be going crazy
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know most guys that get molested would start
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: taking self defense classes. To me, this means that he
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: likes it and wanted to become a molester, so that's.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Why he wants. Yeah, I don't really understand how you
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: could do that. I mean, that's like a full body workout, right.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: I mean it's a lot of chest. It was a
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: lot of chest and then upper body stuff. So no legs,
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: not on this particular day. My guess is that when
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: he does leg day, it's four billion squad. Yeah, five
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: different iterations because I'm trying to think of how he's
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: possibly recovering.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Right, where's the recovery? Yeah, take some recovery. How about Cardio?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Where's his guardien is?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Lately I've been going to the gym and I thought
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I was in pretty good shape, and I was pushing it,
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: and I'll do, you know, fifteen minutes on the treadmill,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: walking three point six or three point seven at a
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: fifteen incline. I watched the Cold War documentary and then
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I go over and I do four circuits or one circuit,
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: four different exercises, four rounds, and then I'm done. That's it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: That's my workout.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: That's a good workout.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Nothing wrong with that. I thought it was this and
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I realized, I'm just a bitch.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to like touch you? So you
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: have some like I need a.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Renovation, Yeah, I need something to fight for.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Hire, like a pedophile to like get Francis, just to
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: give him the little extra. If there's anybody out there that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Pedophile is not gonna like me, So what's.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: The opposite of it?
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Just like I guess predator, you don't do these workouts,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: I'm going to find a kid.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: You know, No, I'm gonna hurt someone close to you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Did we need a pedophile for this? What about just
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: a bad.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Guy sexual predator?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I guess no, he's a nice pedophile. He's been saying
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: he's been having a hard time getting work, so I
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: felt bad.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: It's a tough time. The economy, the gig economy of
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: a pedophile for hire is fucking floundering.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: This job of hurting a loved one of yours is
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: the only job that didn't require a background check which
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: would flag him for his past indiscretions.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I wonder what your body would look like if you
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: get put six months into his workout plan.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I can't that would injure me. I would get injured automatically.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Well, also going from lower so he's going he's benching
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: in the super set he's doing because I've done super
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: sets back in my prime, I used to do super
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: sets of bench and then pull ups, because that's your
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: work in the whole upper body. But I would do
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: like drop sets, not full drop sets. Drop sets are
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: when you have someone and they're ripping the weight off
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: as you're in the middle of a set so that
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: you can keep doing reps. I don't know what that means.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Sam Sulick, Sam sulic Yeah, he probably does drop sets,
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: of course, but like going starting lower and then getting
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: up to higher, I don't think I ever. I think
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I used to start heavier and then go lighter.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, you've only gone top to bottom. You've only gone backwards.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Like I would do more reps with lower weight. But
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: so he's doing the same amount of reps and just
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: increasing the weight correct as it's getting more tiring.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's how most people do do it.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: I mean he sounds like Superman.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there has to be something going on with the recovery.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I don't think he gets tired.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I think he's done steroids.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I think he's got to do steroids.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: He has. I know he has. Can we get him
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: in here?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Do you think he wants to say? If he's on steroid,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want him.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want him around. He could do whatever he wants.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: We couldn't. You couldn't stop him.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: That got his double doors.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I think he told me he did steroids when he
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: was younger. He did a cycle just for fun. Yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: and I think he said if he if he got
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: him again, he would absolutely do them again.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Well, they can't be that hard to find when you're
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: in the gym like that, coming up to you being like, yo, soliciting.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just I'm selling, what do you Yeah, door to
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: door roy.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Salesman, just like wiping their feet off at a shore step.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: So do you think Fights is the strongest guy barstool?
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think he's. I think he's stronger than Taylor.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Well, definitely Taylor.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Now what why why? It's not definite.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Taylor's still six foot seven. Yeah, but he's he's lost
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: a ship on a weight.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's what a couple of years removed from
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: being an NFL All pro.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Lineman or like two years pro bowler.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: It's not that long.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: And we do he lost. I mean he must have
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: lost like seventy five pounds.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Fine, he's still That doesn't mean one of the best
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: athletes on the in the fucking planet.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, Fights is a fucking tank of a person.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: He never played on the in the NFL on an
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: offensive line, though, but.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: That doesn't have anything like. Yeah, obviously Taylor when he
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: was huge, was stronger than fights.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I just don't think it's as obvious as you're making it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I think that Biz would be up there. I mean, obviously,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you don't think Compton, a linebacker, is up there.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Compton's I'd say Compton's probably more up there than Day.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Taylor is humongous, but he's pretty skin not He's not skinny.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Skinny's not the right word.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: He just lost the like O lineman.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: He went from O lineman like grizzly bear strength to
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: freakish incredible athlete strength.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Probably looks great in a pair of like leather boots,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: nothing else.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: He's not like a I don't know man Dallas Buyers
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Club patient.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I mean McConaughey, what do you think fights maxis? He
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: can't even ask. He's one of those guys like I
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: don't even know. Yeah, I don't know make track of
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: that kind of ship. To be honest, I.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Love that even though you know he has like I
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: just I just do it by like he's blind or something.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he definitely has like a detailed like
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: journal of his like progress at home, but then when
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: he comes to work he's like, nah, I don't really Yeah,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: he probably do the numbers. I kind of just like
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: lift what's heavy?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: But it is, I mean, it is like a shitty
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: to talk about. Hell no, no, it's not if you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: actually are that strong, being like, Okay, here's what my
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: fucking split is that you're you're a bit of a dickhead.
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: No way.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: It's cool for like skinny little bitches like me and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you to talk about.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I love hearing when Jack dude, like, I love hearing
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Jack dudes being like, yeah, I put up four fifty
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: four thirty yesterday. I like it. I do like it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Why do you like to hear that?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Because you're like, damn, dude, that's fucking crazy. That's impressive.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I love dudes that are jacked. I really do, dude.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: That's like it's like a it's like you're breaking the
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: barriers of the man.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Might be my favorite single thing in the world when
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: someone does on Instagram a before and after things. Love
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: a body transit.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: But sometimes it's underwhelming though, so or like if they
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: don't it's if it's not an incredible trans If the
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: after picture doesn't blow my mind. Yeah, I'm a little
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: bit underwe.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: In me too, me too, I definitely want I have
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: thought about different light legitimately helping oh man. I saw
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: a post recently of a guy who lost must have
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: been multiple hundreds of pounds and he didn't have the
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: money to pay for the skin removal surgery because he
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: had all this excess skin.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: At that point, just stay fat. It's a better look
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: to just stay fat. Well, I don't know that he
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: bargained for how much extra skin he had. Some people
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: lose weight and they the skin shrinks with them, but
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: this guy, I mean, it looked like he was wearing
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: an embryonic sack or it's like one of those squirrel
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: suits that people fly in.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was like all every part of his
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: body he could just pull like gum.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: And he was like, I don't know what to do.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: I need the money. And I was like, I would
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: give him the money if it weren't so close to
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: the holidays, which are always a very expensive time.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: If I didn't need to buy these pants.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: I didn't need to give my dormant a tip, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: my cleaning lady.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: In your last building's dormant. You're gonna have to go
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: back to the last dormant because they got I'm not
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: doing that. They're already expecting it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Then I'm never going to be talking. Have you been talking?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Scott said that, he was like he's counting on it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I like Scott, but I am not going to give
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: them a tip. Dude. Just give Roan, like throw Roan
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: like an extra twenty to give to Scott twenty twenty.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Scott's not even gonna realize it's twenty. How much are
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: you guys given your dormant a lot? Like a thousand dollar?
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: No, you give, but you have to give. It's not
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: just one dorman, that's the problem. There's like five dormen,
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: four dorman, including.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: A night porter.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: They have all these weird titles and then there's like
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: a stiffer and a fucking and you gotta pay them
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: or else. The next time your your ceiling starts to leak.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: They take their time getting up there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll take and they'll take their time.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I don't have a dorman. They keep score and our
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: super is like a ninety year old lady. I think
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: she owns the building.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Do you tip her?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not giving her a dollar. I think you're okay,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: that's insane.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I think you also get no service.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: You also have to tip the landlord. I have seen
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: double rent double rent in December.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: There are people who act like you have to tip
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the landlord. Like there's like Airbnb bros who act like
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: like tipping a landlady.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: I've seen that on Twitter, Yes, I've seen that on
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Blue Sky. Elon Musk always wanted to start X. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: and his original version was different from what it is today.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Well, people do we're on Blue Sky? Now, we're not
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: on X anymore. What's the blue sky? That's the liberal thing?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Well, so Macedon was the original liberal thing and Madona
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: was attendance. Masadam was created to counter true social I'm
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: on both, and then Blue Sky was created as a
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: decentralized version of Twitter by the people who made Twitter
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: within Twitter in like twenty thirteen. But over the last
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: year or so it has skyrocketed in popularity, especially after.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: The supposedly is it is far left. No, I think
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: it's far left. I think it's for it's for registered independence.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: It's far We try to keep politics out of it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: It's not far left, Masidon far left.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Now, I know it's far left because far left people
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: are coming onto Twitter x and being like, man, this
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: guy's the best. It's like, if it's the best, why
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: are you tweeting about it? That doesn't make any sense.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Why are you here?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That makes no sense.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Just calling up your like ex girlfriend. Yeah, like my
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: new girlfriend is so fucking good, it makes no sense.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: She's we're actually doing so good together now.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: So you know, it's like going on Instagram and being
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: like love and Twitter.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Lately, I get so many I see tons of Instagrams
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: that are like, uh, like pushed posts that are saying
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: TikTok's about to get shut down. Oh yeah, I don't
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: think it's going on.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: They've been saying that forever. Trump wanted to do that
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: and then he backed off.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Biden said that unless the current sellers sell it to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: someone that he deems okay, which he probably just wants
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: them to sell it to fucking cold Stone Creamery. I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: don't know who the fuck he deems okay.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Chocolate chip chunk, chocolate chunk, Yeah, chocolate chocolate chunk yeah,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: and the Trump shoes him, and Trump probably fucking kicking
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: back on some mold wine this holiday season.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And we beat Kamala. They have to be excited about.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Do you see those pictures of them, yeah, go falling together?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Were they getting along?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Giggling, We're giggling. It's literally like the South Park episode
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: with fucking uh who was it? It was Obama and
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: who was McCain. Yeah, And it's like that, like after
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: the debate ends, they go back and they're like dapping
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: each other up and they're smoking weed together.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It was it was truly.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: I just learned that Matt Gates is a big marijuana advocate.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: He's big on making it federally, federally legal, which I
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: thought was pretty I didn't know that I.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Can legalize it, legalize that ship.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Was he behind that Florida proposition that Dave?
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: I think he probably was, because he's a congressman from Florida.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: You think that he he piped Ocassio Cortez.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Is that what they say?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: There's like a video of them talking to each other,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: and every comment is like, oh, Bro piped.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Absolutely Bro probably had her scream. He must have piped
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Cortes ocaus I wonder, I wonder if you could still
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: go to that bar she used to bartend at.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you could still go there.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that either, assumes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: She's probably not bartending anymore.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: But like, just do you think that there's like a
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: golden seat where she used to fucking have her or
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, if I had to guess, bros
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: are probably in there sniffing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: It like a K nine, just getting after that bar stool.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they're probably fucking.
• 31:46
  Speaker 10: A woman.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: The day we stop smelling is the day we die.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I watched I watched The Count of Monte Cristo. Oh yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I never read it. I've never read that, Duma.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I read that dumbhass book, Duma book. It was trash.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's a word play right there.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Classic don he wrote, did he wrote did he write
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Donnie Quixote? No? No, he wrote the Three Musketeers?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Yess and uh, definitely three Musketeers. But bro, Count of
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Money Cristo is so fucking sick.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: You liked it the movie?
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: The movie?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, you didn't like it?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Hated it?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: What?
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who's no idea? I couldn't tell you. I think
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I fell asleep.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It's all in French.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I want we I read it in high school and
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: then we had to watch it, and I remember, there's
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: a new one.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: There's when that came out this year.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Oh really that sounds more fun. That's a little better.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's awesome, dude.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: We watched it, and I remember, like, it's same thing
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: with The Great Gatsby. We had to read The Great
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Gatsby and then watch the movie. I remember, yeah, I
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: remember being like, how is the movie worse than the
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Like the book sucked? How does the movie suck too?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Like usually in like high school, I feel like we're
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: watching a movie today. You're like, this is going to
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: be great. I was literally nodding off in class.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Didn't mind that that movie. Boz Luhrmann made it kind
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: of fun and colorful.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Leo is dancing. I thought that movie was awful. What
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: about the Leo's dance?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Though, no from I think.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Street.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I think that's from Wolfe of Walls.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: He definitely dances in Uh No, The.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Great Gatsby is one where he like turns with the
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: glass of wine and throw the champagne and raises it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: And I also will say too, and you'll never do this.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: But I we read Great Gatsby in high school, and
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't like it. And then I reread it again
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: many years later on my own time, and I liked
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: it a lot more.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: No, the book wasn't as bad as the movie. I
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: didn't like the movie. You said you didn't like either.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't like either, But I said, remember I said
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: the book. The movie was worse than the book, somehow
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: worse than the book, which you didn't think was very good. Oh,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, any book that you have to read in
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: I agree. That's what I'm saying. If you you felt
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: the need or felt up for it, if you gave
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: it another crack, I actually think you'd like it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: We had to read like Train Spotting in high school,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: and like fight Club and Ship like that. You read
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: fight Club?
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, that's awesome.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It made it made reading enjoyable. Train
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: spot is a tough read, though, because all in like
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking whatever language there there's I mean, I guess, yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: happen in the speaking English, but it's like hard to
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: fucking it's like an iris It's like an Irish slang.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: That's like I tried to read a Woody Gun threes
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: book and I got like four pages in and I
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: was like, I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Right now.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: The most broken English I've ever seen.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: We read twenty fifth Hour in high school. Yeah, asked ass?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I never saw a twenty fifth hour about what Edward Norton.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Great movie. They go ass to ass to to h
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: They make the strippers go as to asso, no.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: No ask to ask human centiped.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: No no, make sure a double ended dildo like a
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: nice loaf of semolina bread, and they're both backing their
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: asses onto it simultaneously while businessmen stand around them throwing cash.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Interesting Does that? Does that not make you want to
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: read the book?
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: No?
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Makes me want to go to a strip clubs?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes me want to see what ass to
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: ask looks like in real life.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, then movie, I want to see what it smells like.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: The only books that I really liked in that I
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: read in school were Uh, Huckleberry Finn. I loved, loved
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: that book. I used to but I didn't really read it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I listened to it and I would play Tetris, and
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I would play Tetris in my other classes. I would
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: try to finish my work as fast as I could
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: so that I could catch up on my reading before
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: my reading class started, and then I would play Tetris
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: and I would listen to Huckleberry Finn And I was
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: so good at Tetris.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Probably because of the Twain just I had the record in.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: The school of people that are comparing scores and I
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: was always top. Did you have tops in front of
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: you in high school? Yeah?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Mm, I wonder if in like now, can you just
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: listen to the book? Is that acceptable in a reading
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: class or do they want you to lay eye on page?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Probably in class you probably if they're like we're reading,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: you probably have to read.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: But if you have to go home and do your
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: whatever three chapters, can you just listen?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Oh? I was doing that since I was in like
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: early middle school.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: So that's but that's legal. That's a legal move for
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the children.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Well, there's no way they'd be able to find out true.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I had such a hard time focusing. I would have
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: to listen to it and read it at the same time. Seriously,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Like I when I read The Devil in the White
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Castle or whatever. Oh, you're Devil in White City, White City? Yeah,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: some trash. Yeah, I had to read that and listen
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: to it at the same time.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean you're playing Tetris on the side,
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: so when you say you have will help me focus.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Have you ever listened to something while like playing a
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: video game a phone call I have with my family,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I played chess and you.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Because I'm not I'm not giving them my full attention
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: and I don't know how much more time they have.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I really feel really really like I'm preemptively you mean
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: time on the phone call, I have.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: How many minutes left until his plan?
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: I preemptively feel guilty for not giving them my full attention.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Then I have such a better I have a very good,
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: like easy time focusing while while playing video games. Like
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: if I if I'm playing like a like a campaign
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: mote on a video game by myself, I'll play like
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: a podcast and I'm I'm like hearing everything from the podcast.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I think it is while also playing the video game.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: There is something to be said about that. I think
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that like listening while you're like doing the dishes or
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: cleaning the house, I think that that makes both things
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: more palatable or like you know, people walk around when
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: they're on their phone.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Kinetic learning is what I call is what we were
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: taught it was called when I was tutoring, is that
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: there were some kids who if you could have them
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: bouncing a little basketball or something like that, they would
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: actually absorb the material better.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: But I have also heard that there is like an
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: energy that it takes to switch from one task to
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the other, like a mental energy where if you're not
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: just doing one thing, it's more tiring because like there
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: is like a little bit of a ripping from one
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: task to land on the other task. A little bit understood.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you do the empirical research
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: during the video games, you let me know, I will
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you let me know, report back and the next episode
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: should we say, yeah, I'll ask you about it? Next episode? Sure?
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• 41:30
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• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Like I have a better time focus thing Like if
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I if I pulled up Tetris and I threw on
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, I could
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: bang it out the whole forty fifty eight hours out
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: in one sitting. But like if I was like like
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: sitting down, like laying down and listening to it, I'm
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: not I wouldn't retain any information. And I know it
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: because I tried both in high school and then when
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I started playing Tetris and listening at the same time,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: started just getting one hundred percent on every single reading quiz.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: What about uh? What about working out while listening to
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: a book on tape?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Now? Can't do it?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Not motivating enough.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is I've got is I
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: don't really pay attention.
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  Speaker 1: That well, the art of war while working out is nice.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be cool, so too did you know there's a
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  Speaker 1: girl that's been live streaming for three years?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean where is she? Asia? No?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Really, she's us proud live stream she just had you
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: ever seen that they have like chambers of like like
• 42:25
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• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Oh that's where the girls that Andrew tape, Yeah, I
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: had working for him.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the girls that are slapping it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: They were they were chambered.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're in like cubicles.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as live streamers, or they're slapping it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Chatterbait, bro chatter baby, chatterbait girls.
• 42:48
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• 42:54
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• 42:59
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• 43:01
  Speaker 3: have gotten so much more flak than the chatterbait girls.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Probably because they're making so much money and the chatter
• 43:07
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• 43:09
  Speaker 1: shackled by their ankle to only.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Fans chatterbait what eleven in Miami is to a full
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: blown strip club. Some people will say it's more like
• 43:21
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• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Chatter bait feels like only Fans has people on there
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: reciting poetry. That is true.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: He's never been to eleven. I think is that what
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I have never been.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: To eleven.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Christmas present your Christmas is getting expensive.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Especially because just like eleven in and of itself as.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I already got to you, guys, my gift.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: No, that's for you for the entire that's that's yours,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: for you, something that we would want other than the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: thing that you would want it and saying this is
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: actually also for you that you can't use.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: It, it doesn't count because you you told us about
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: it already and you asked if we should get it.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: You just told me I'm going to eleven on Christmas Day.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: I've told you the day Jesus was that's your fourth present,
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: and I have a whole bunch more that you don't
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: know about.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna get, Like I'm trying to figure
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: out where we should set up the rogan kettlebell. I
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: do like this, but I kind of want to get
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: like one that's a little higher like eye level, and
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: just put it center, like right in the center, like
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: it's looking at people, like it's looking right at the camera.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: But it has its own camera, like it cuts to
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: it and it's always Jim hauperting it right into a
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: camera for like two feet away exactly.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Whatever happened to the salt lamp that Billy gave us.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I was wondering that. I think that someone must have
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: bet live event Lisa threw it away.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, there's a chapter in the elon.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: The tank just lit it.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: He licked it dry.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: How many licks does it take to get one? Two?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I was playing Call of Duty with Billy last night
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: for a while. It was very fun.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: He's terrible, m so well, lay off, bro.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It was hilarious that we were playing a search and
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: destroy and then in between rounds you get to talk
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: to the other team that you're playing against. And when
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: we were getting our asses kicked every single time, and
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: then Billy would just kept saying that he was going
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: to report all of them, and he was like, he'd
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: be like, enjoy your last game, and you brought down
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: the battlefield because you're probably not gonna be a to
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: play after this. You're getting reported. And then we finally
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: won one round, and then as soon as it went
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: to the part where you can talk to the other team,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Billy started playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm music through the speaker.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: It was so funny.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: That's amazing good time. Can't believe you guys linked up
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: for that Billy.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Football No Billy McCusker.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Oh I love him. Yeah, I told you that he
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: came to that Halloween party dressed as.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: A Yeah is a raisin? A raisin? He talt. We
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: talked about you. He talked about you taking your shirt off.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: He said that he kept going up to you at
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: the party and like you'd be like on, You'd be
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: like reading something on your phone, and he'd be like,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: you want to pop your shirt off to read that?
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: And then and then I was like, I can't take
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: a single thing you're saying seriously because you're wearing a
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: gigantic black face costumes.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is true.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: It was so funny and and and I told you
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: that he would you knew he was drinking a beer.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, actually you have to like tip the full costume.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: He'd bring his arms, he'd bring his arms inside his thing,
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: and he goes anytime you see me going like this,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I'm drinking a beer. Because he couldn't bend his arms
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: inside the suit, I would.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Just take the suit off at a certain point.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: He eventually did, but then he put it back on.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I think and he's snaked underneath it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll do it. And everyone kept like punching him
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: in the stomach and stuff.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah you mean everyone or Shane, I think.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Just but you did have the you did want to
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: sort of tickle him for some reason.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: He just was, Yeah, I'd get it. I get like
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: when someone's like one of those big, uh like mascot costumes,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: you kind of want to just like punch them in
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: the head as hard as you can see if they
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: can feel it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: And doesn't that like happen like people do that to
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: mascots and mascots will fucking freak out.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, because he probably fucking hurts.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there's you're not padded, no no padding, No
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: mascots will fully crash out.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: What do you there's like padding on.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: The head, Francis, this is ours. That's for the second episode,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you bastard.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: What is it moving to?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Crack into it? Crack into it? If you're gonna bring
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: it over, I.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Said, I wasn't gonna drink because I'm not sure if
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: the molecules have settled yet from the new medication.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Well you can drink all well, Betrid, but I think
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: we are my wife said I think we're okay.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: She did.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: My wife texted you, Oh yeah she did.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I I said, three hundred question Mark?
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: What for his A?
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't believe that going.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: He said he did eight reps of ninety five on
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: his fourth set.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: He's just being humble. He's being humble. Six hundred easy, No.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: I think he I think he could do three seventy five.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: I think maybe maybe four h five, which would be
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: four plates.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I was saying lightweight to myself as I was inclining,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: just sixties today.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: This is good stuff.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Are you going to have some?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring it to look at it.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: This tastes delicious. I've had this before.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: You know what else is in that bag next to it?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: You didn't even look at that?
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Should we save it for the second episode?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Another gift for the second episode?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Stogies sticks?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, Oh, let's go. I wanted to make sure we're
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: having something nice for that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: It's a good idea. That's fun.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: I'll the couple.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I will have a bunch of we're like out of
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I think I drank us out of house at home.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, my wife texted you. She wanted to get
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: your gut right, bro. She cares about you.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was saying, I need to get a h
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: PI lory test. Yeah, something and something that sounded honestly,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: it sounded very scary.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: You should I think, I mean, she's not Foofu. She
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: like works in medicine. She doesn't think she's not. I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: believe it, but but she I think that her contention
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: is that you can cure a lot of your anxiety
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: by h like attacking your gut health.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's uh my mom. Well it's funny. I woke
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: up this morning. My mom texted me and said, start
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: taking probiotics again. Sas I did what you did. I
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: unplugged my smoke alarms. Yeah, m hell yeah, you ripped
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: the batteries up, throw them across the road.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: No, it was it was too hard to do that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: So I just took and plugged it from the ceiling
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: and then I put in my shower. Why, I had
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: to get it somewhere where smoke would not go.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Hopefully the steam doesn't set it off. No it doesn't.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: But I mean, I don't understand, don't I Once I
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: finished cooking, I brought it back once the whole.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Apartment yet cleared out.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I I'm cooking up a storm.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: What are you making?
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: I've been really crushing it. Although last night I didn't
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: really make very good food. I made a steak and
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: it was not very good. I overcooked it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Let's see the picture. I didn't take one.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: What was crazy. I don't think I've ever cooked a
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: steak and not taken a picture.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: I probably didn't take a picture because I overcooked it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: I seared it on both sides in the cast iron,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: and then you could.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Get it before and after. I know, this is like,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: this is my old cooking technique. And now look at me.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: I used a meat thermometer, and when I pulled it out,
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: it was like one thirty eight, and then you know,
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: you have to let it rest, at which point it
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: continued cooking all the way up to probably like one
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: forty two or three, which is medium. It's true, truly medium.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: It's not medium rare at all.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: If I ever think I overcooked it, I don't let
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: it rest. Well, I didn't.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: I mean I took it off the pan and I
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: put it on a plate, a cold plate, so that
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: it wouldn't keep cooking from the heat of the cast iron.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I can make a pretty solid steak. Why don't I
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: think you should always let it rest. I'll show you
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: a picture of my best.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of the resting is juice retention too.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to go back to sou Vede. They
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: say that that is how you ensure you get at
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: the right temperature every single time. I don't love it's
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: it's challenging, and I think the key to souvid is
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: getting the right vacuum, seal, and plastic in which to
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: cook the food.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is also inherently like I need the best
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: plastic to put around my food.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: It's not great.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: And also, I mean the best part of a steak
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to me is a charred crust.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why you will do a reverse seer once
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: you take it out. After this, you finish it on
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: the pan. Yeah, I thought you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Were doing pure dishwasher steaks, you know, right washer, you
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: like throw the fucking that's good.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: They want us to do something later. Oh okay, we
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: ate visitors, visitors trying to find a picture of my
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: beautiful steak.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Just surrounded by decade old fucking.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: If I start getting super drunk, just you know, deal
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Let me know.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: They say, you get really drunk when you're on the
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: wellbutrin early.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: But we had like a my wife had like an
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: awesome probiotic. So that's uncooked. Oh that's nice. That is nice. Yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: What did you make that day? You made that at home?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Made it at home? Good for you, man, that's sick
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: against the grand Next.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Is there any better feeling than fucking cooking an awesome steak?
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I don't eat red meat that often, so when I
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: do and I do it, well, I'm I'm so excited.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just feel like, what's your favorite cut to cook?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I'm probably like, you know what I like a lot?
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Is a London broil?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Mmmm?
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Interesting, it's a little more like a flank steak, kind
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: of a flank steak.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's a London broil.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: A London broil.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it is a flank stick. But I I
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: like that. I like a I like a strip, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: like a seirline.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: I like a rabbi. Yeah, school, rabbi is my goat.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I would like to suckle the fat like.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: That awesome because then you can pick it up by
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: the fucking bone.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Rabbis like the like if I'm cooking a steak, it's
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: a rabbi. Me and Matthew McConaughey facts. Matthew McConaughey said,
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: steak is a ribbi.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Everything else is rabid food exactly.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Just period. Amen, he said, yep, no other steak is
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: a ribbi.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: But you I just do whatever they have that's dry aged.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: I like it to have a little funk.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Have you guys been seeing these videos of what
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: grass fed beef actually is. I have where they're just like,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: dump a bunch of grass on top of these like
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: imprisoned beef, these chatter bait beefs. These chatterbait, they.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Say, just because just because it says grass fed doesn't
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: mean that the farmer's daughter got to know the cow
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: on a first basis, rode it around over the course
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: of its life, and finally, when it was time they're
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: living to die, they slaughter those calves.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Which is why I am okay with making meat in
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: the lab.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: I'm okay with that too.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: If they can get to a point where it's decent,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with it.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Otherwise you're just like breeding something to die. At least
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: let it like play. Have you ever seen cows playing
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: with like one of the big yoga balls. Oh yeah,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: let a cow play with a yoga ball, or listen
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: to a troubadour play. Let them hear the saxophone, Let
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: them hear the saxophone, or make it in a fucking lap.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: I also think what will happen is we need to
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: create this genetically engineered bee for whatever food for people,
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: you know, And then what's gonna happen is that there
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: will still be ways to buy an old fashioned steak,
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: and you're gonna have to go through the black market
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: and it's gonna be insanely expensive. But when you get it,
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: or you can go to some underground speakeasy that still
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: serves like real.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: You know, Japan will be on top of it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: And you go do that, and then that will make
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: you appreciate the novelty and taste of a steak that
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: much more.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I think that people who hunt things like I'm cool
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: with it. Like you you hunt something, it's in the wild,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it's you versus them, you stand the chance of getting
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: gord by it or whatever. Cool. I have no problem
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: with that. I think just when you breach something to die,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: that's a little bit fucking gay. Agreed.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I'm just excited for this for like
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: paying you know, five grand for a for a well
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: that's what you have.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: To do now these days for horse meat to get
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: the good stuff.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Is it really?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my?
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: I had horse Iceland horses so.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: So tender, so tender, and.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Those horse and I mean those horse and Iceland are
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: living great lives.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: The rump, the rump of horse.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Farmed horse, those are fucking free range.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an Iceland wild.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are wild.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of incest though among the horses,
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: probably hope.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, makes for makes you a little bit more
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: of a tender cut.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: All those horses are reading from right to left.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: You see a cross eyed horse, you know it's going
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to be delicious because it can't walk as good. It
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't build as much.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: Mustle right, No, their foreheads are huge and they literally
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: have foreheads that are huge. Yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Growing up next to an icelandic nuclear power plant. Do
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: they have nuclear power up there?
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: It's all geothermal. They source like ninety five percent of
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: their energy or something from all the hot water beneath
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: the beneath the country.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: I have geothermal hot sauce I do.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: It's great what does it mean? I don't know what
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: does that mean.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: It says it's it was made with geothermal fucking heat.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Huh, how many scovills?
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Is it not that many? You expect it to be
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: a lot hotter?
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Did you experience that when you would wash your hands
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: in Iceland if you turned on the hot water and
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: let it run for too long, you could not put
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: your hand in there, just the tap water. It was
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: so hot that it would legitimately burn your skin.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I also remember the smell of and I think it
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: was the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life,
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: like rotting eggs was it was? We stayed I told
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I've told this story a while ago, but we stayed
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: in a hotel in this town Bangor, I think it
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: was called Main That's Maine.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Now I'm trying to go from Bangor Maine, is Stephen King?
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: It sounds weird for me. Let me figure out.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Where AU team Main hoops we used to practice in Bangor.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I'll show I'll be able to find this to watch
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: the kids.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: It was in come here boor Garns or Garns or Gards.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: You guys got a recommendation for where I should go
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: by myself. I'm gonna do a solo trip.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: We were in boor Garns and we stayed in a
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: hotel that was it was not It was like we
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: were like, we got to find somewhere to stay, and
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I looked up hotels and there's like, oh, this one
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: has availability and it's cheaper, and we booked. It wasn't
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: really a hotel. It was just a room in someone's home.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Like we walked in and that there was just like
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: an old dude sitting on the couch watching TV. And
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: we like went out and then we came back and
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: they're all asleep, so we're like trying to be really
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: quiet and we're all like fucking destroyed, like shit faced,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: out of our minds and uh no, I'm okay, and
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: uh and that this was the first time any of
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: us were gonna shower in Iceland, and Bow turned on
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: the shower and the entire I started smelling like fucking diarrhea,
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: and dude, I was like wheezing. I was laughing so hard.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, what is the fucking smell? It was
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: so fucking funny.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: How do they get clean off of that?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know, that's nasty.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Oh told me that story.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: From his perspective, Bo said, I'm asking, so I'm ass
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: naked in the shower. All I hear is Sash.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Laughing, and I'm pissed off because I know everyone's sleeping,
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: and now he's waking up the people in the house.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: It was so the hotel was so strange. It it
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: wasn't a hotel. It was literally just someone's house.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: But they're friendly folk over there, not really, they're really not. Yeah,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I would say not Iceland.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: No, No, I've been to Iceland. I wouldn't go there.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: There's really cheap flights to Korea. I would do that,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: like it's significant North or South.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, I gotta go to Japan. I gotta. I gotta go.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Then go to Japan looks like your mind's made up.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm the last guy going to Disneyland.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Everyone's gone to Japan.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Who's going to Japan?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: You guys went? Everyone I know is gone to Japan.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: I've never been to Japan. I don't really have any
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: interest in going to Japan, though we could go together.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: No, no, I have less interest. Why would you say
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: that just riffing? Now?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Japan would eat you alive.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: It would eat me alive.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: You would have no shot in Japan.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: They do have good skiing out there.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking about that. I think I could do a
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: hybrid trip of sort of shopping and skiing.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I think the skiing out there is supposed to be
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: pretty cool.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Apparently the powder consistency is unlike anything anywhere else in
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: the world.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: It's like marshmallows. You was just pure.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: It's like skiing down a big pile of confection or sugar.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've I used to watch a bunch of videos
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: of people doing backcountry skiing in Japan and it looked
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: so sick.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: It's probably such a calming video. Oh yeah, you probably were.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: So calm versus skiing in uh In Top where they
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: call it the I think they call it the West
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: Coast Cement because the somehow the winds and the rain
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: that come in from the Pacific make the snow very wet,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: hard and hard.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's hard to move the snow. The wet snow.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Don't love that.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: The wet snow. I feel like it's the easiest to ski,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: No way, dude.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Ice skied in. Ice skied in out in Canada, Whistler
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: and It was always the case that at the end
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: of the day, because the top half half of the
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: mountain is at a certain altitude where the snow is nice,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: but then the bottom half is when it gets into
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: the wet stuff, and that final run of the day
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: top half to the middle half is fine, and then
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: the bottom half is the most exhausting, grueling part of
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: the entire day.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I could see that it's also way easier to catch
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: an edge on that wet snow.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, grabs onto your bottom.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Right, Hate catching an edge.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Hate that if you're.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Taking like a bad fall skiing. I've got I've got
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: used to do.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: I used to do for I was on the freestyle team.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: You remember, Yeah, I was on the racing team.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: No you, because you said you went you did grinding,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: you went on rails. Well yeah, I did that just
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: for fun. But you wouldn't grind with racing skis on.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I didn't have racing skis. What'd you have twin tips?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: I did? I had Armada twin tips.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: You're talking about the ones that have the same front
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: you can land backwards.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And I had full tilt boots, still have full
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: tilt boots. And now I have line skis. What's so
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  Speaker 3: funny about that?
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  Speaker 5: I just love hearing you talk about the technical aspects
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  Speaker 5: of ski gear.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of anything. You're you are a tech head.
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  Speaker 3: You'd down there with Joe, always have been, you know
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  Speaker 3: Joe who runs like the gear for Barstown.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Hennessy, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Would have loved to pick his brain for like an
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  Speaker 3: hour or two.
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  Speaker 1: I've chopped it up in there, just gear talk.
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  Speaker 3: Just talking gear, talking tripods, Me.
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  Speaker 1: Him and tech I Andrew will go in there and
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  Speaker 1: we'll just lock the door, like no girls allowed. We're
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: just talking gear.
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  Speaker 3: The worst, the worst fall I ever took skiing. There
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: was two that I remember, but one of them was
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: I was doing it. I was on a double black
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Diamond and there were moguls and I was in the moguls,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: and then I kind of felt myself starting to lose
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: control in the moguls, and I was like, I got
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: to get out of the moguls, so I tried to
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  Speaker 3: bail out of them. And then as I'm bailing out
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: of them, I'm going fucking fast and I just go
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  Speaker 3: off of one sends me into the air. Not ready
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  Speaker 3: to go into the air land right below the chair
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  Speaker 3: lift wind knocked out of me. I'm just roll both
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: my skis double ejected, and I'm just rolling around on
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: the ground for like five minutes as people are just
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: like slowly passing by looking down being like are you okay?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like having the wind knocked out of you
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  Speaker 5: The first time it ever happened in my life was
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: the scariest thing at it all. Yeah, I thought it
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: was dying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't breathe to boys, but it doesn't happen. Like I
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  Speaker 1: haven't had the wind knocked out of me in years.
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  Speaker 3: You probably haven't fallen like you fell when you were
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  Speaker 3: a little boy.
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  Speaker 5: It can still happen. It just needs you need to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: get hit right.
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  Speaker 3: Football players get the wind knocked out of them constantly.
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  Speaker 5: I had it happen in lacrosse once and I couldn't
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: get off the field. And I was embarrassed because I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm not injured, I know what's going on,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: but I can't move. Yeah, I can't stand up, And
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: I was making sounds that everyone else was like embarrassed by. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to see a cry of what happens
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to your body? Like does like literally do your like
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: lungs empty of oxygen.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be something like that. The first time
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  Speaker 3: it happened to me, I was at my neighbor's house
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  Speaker 3: and I was sledding, and I and I was I
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: went off of a jump. We built a jump, and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: I was the first one to go off of it,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: and I landed in the driveway and and I just
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: fucking was flailing around for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy that you have this like Sean White like
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: existence of like going off of jumps, but then you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: were blessed with like the body you have.
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  Speaker 3: It's just so that's what I mean. Listening to you
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: described doing.
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  Speaker 5: Daring athletic outdoor activities versus the sass that I know
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: now who has a vitamin D deficiency is very hard
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: to reconcile.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was, I wasn't good at like.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you were molested outdoors.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't good. From on you said, never again, yeah,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: I'm molested Like I could always do the basics like you're.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Molested by a park ranger if they were molested by game.
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  Speaker 3: Like I can do. I can do like the basics
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: of like skateboarding, like I've always been good at skateboarding,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: but just like the basics, like cruising. I could cruise everywhere,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: like I used to just skateboard around my town. That's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: like how I would get around, or like a lawmboard
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: and uh, and we would like we would like bomb
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: hills on the lawn board and then you'd like go
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: into the grass. Are you fucking with me? I swear
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: to god.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, it would be like mid nineties.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: But like I could never do like a kickflip.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Or like great movie.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I love that movie's cheeks, and then I would uh movie,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: he was really good in that movie?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: Is Lucas Hedges?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah that movie saw Hedges goes crazy?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I used to tutor him right.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, classic and then he turned out to who he
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: is today. Then he thank you his Oscar speech or.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Something that he didn't win, nor did he ever mention me.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was just on the red carpet where they're like,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: what tell us about your look, and he's like, I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: have something more important to say.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to look like Lucas Hedges these days.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Tell you what Francis if you're out there, thank.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: You, thank you for prepping me for the act, which
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: didn't mean anything. For my career.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: We should go skiing. I'm definitely I'm gonna go to
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: tell you ride in this. I think, are you when
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: for New Year's? It's not a bad idea. Do you
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: want to go for New Year's? I think I'm gonna go.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna go anywhere with you. You need to
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: get it through your head that he doesn't like us.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Your life will be so much happier when you stop
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: trying to fucking ever hang out with that.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I am so alone. I am lear, I'm so alone.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: You could definitely come. I think we're gonna go to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: I think we're going to go stay at Matt's house
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: and tell your because where his family lives there. I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Bring my twin tips.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can bring your twin tips.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Last time I went skiing was he in tell your
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Ode and I had to wear Matt's brothers boots and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: skis and it was the most miserable experience I've like,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: I've never had to I've never had higher hopes for
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: an experience and then been so incredibly disappointed with the experience.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I've never I've always skied like skiing out East. It's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: like you're just skiing on ice the entire time, and
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to tell your ride. There's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: like one of the great skiing mountains of America. I'm
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: pumped for this. And then I wear these boots that
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: felt like someone was putting my feet in a hydraulic
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: press for four hours straight. It was just constant pain
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: for four hours.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: That's not good.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I was just on a ski slow this past weekend
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: in Switzerland.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: God damn hitless. It was called you went to Switzerland?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, did you really?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: When this weekend you just stopped by? Yeah for like,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, like a day and a half.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: How'd you get out there? Train?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I flew from Paris.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: The flight super cheap going from city to city and
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Europe a hundred bucks, that's what I've heard.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: It's fast. But I heard that there was a Christmas
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: market at the top of the mountain. So I went
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: up to the top of the mountain just trying to
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: find a fucking Christmas mark and I was in a
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: fucking lyft for like twenty minutes.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: I hate that.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: It was like a sealed lift.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: It was.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: It was a picturesque and beautiful. Yeah, it was like
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: a gondola. Yeah, and we got to the tee and
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: we got to the top and there was fucking no
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Christmas market up there. It was exclusively Chinese tourists and
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Indian tourists up there with me with some other people
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: like who are going to go first? Go like ski
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: but that was like a different side that they went off.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: The Chinese tourists like looked at me and they were
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: like be careful of pickpockets everyone. They stared at me
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: and they like made everybody put their backpacks on their front.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: They're like last week some Korean couple got ten thousand
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: euros stolen from them by pickpockets on the lift. Who's
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: going to the top of the mountain to fucking rob
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: an old Chinese couple, not me.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Have to blend in with the crowd up there, and
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: then on the.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Way back that it was so crowded getting out of there.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is common for like ski list,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: but getting the lift down was like an insane u
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: and it insane line and it was almost exclusively the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Indian bros that were up there at that time. And
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Indian bros in a crowd is like, I mean, India
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: has two billion people, It is a densely populated area,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: so they're like touching me, moving me out of the way.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: But it got to a point where it was almost
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: like flash mobby and like they just kind of lean
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: forward and like try to move and it should be scary,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: but they're almost gleeful about it. They're like just falling
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: forward and like oh, and it's like they're doing it
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: but they're acting like they can't help it and they're
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: just falling forward. It's truly a magical experience to get
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: flash mob with the Indian Bros On top of titlest
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: in Switzerland.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Sorry go ahead.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: I was just say going down a ski lift is
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: For some reason, I always thought it was scary as fun. Yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: that's weird. Like when you're going, it's like you're it's
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: like it's trying to get you to fall off. Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: it's horrifying.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Because going up you're like, okay, you'll just fall down
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: and be there going down, like it'll take your momentum
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: if you fall to tumble you down exactly the entirety
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: of this mountain.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: I had one of my biggest laughs, one of my
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: best laughs that I ever got was in a gondola
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: A big group telepheriq. Yeah, I was skiing in France
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: and everyone's wearing their ski gear were all packed jammed
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: into this massive, massive gondola, probably forty fifty people, and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: someone's cell phone started ringing and this was many years ago,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: and the ringtone they had.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Was bomb bomb bomb.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And I went to the bone and he
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: was trying to get it out and it went and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: it did it again, bomb ba bah bah bah, and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: I went.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Everybody laughed. It was one of the best moments. That's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: a banger. That's what I knew.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: That's when I knew I was going to be a comedian.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: This is oh, this is before you started your career.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was doing mics at that time, but that
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: was kind of the breakthrough. Did you try to tell
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: that one on stage? No?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: I didn't. I never told anyone that story.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Interesting. All right, we should wrap this one up.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: And we'll get into another one. See you guys on Thursday.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: We'll see you guys on Thursday for our Thanksgiving special.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 10: Goodbye Jane.
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  Speaker 7: The drifted food for the sid so so then you
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  Speaker 7: on a phone in one. I was on a phone
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  Speaker 7: a man. Not take ahead.
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  Speaker 10: If you guess.
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  Speaker 7: The police change.
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