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Beaux Tigers | Son of a Boy Dad #315 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: May what's going on there, pal?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game market, So I know
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  Speaker 1: you guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 2: I got a drink named after me, Motle, big.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought. See you, fellas, I invented the
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  Speaker 3: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, it's Vibs and this is my PSA to
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  Speaker 4: remind you that golf season is officially here, whether you
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  Speaker 4: end up in the fairway or in the woods. Fire
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  Speaker 4: up your round this spring with the official shot of golf,
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  Speaker 4: fireball cinnamon whiskey. Slip a couple minis in your bag
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  Speaker 4: for you and the boys so that no matter how
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  Speaker 4: you hit him, you're still having a killer day out
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  Speaker 4: on the course. Ignite the fairways with fireball cinnamon whiskey.
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  Speaker 3: Keep that off the record, super fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: Do not tell people.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I'm sure around eighty they started to get.
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  Speaker 2: We got a loose it. We had to take a
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  Speaker 2: nip every time we made the every time, we passed
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  Speaker 2: through eighteens yeah, which.
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  Speaker 1: Was twenty times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then we hit every comfort station,
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  Speaker 2: so we we probably I mean we were drinking like
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  Speaker 2: let's call it, probably four drinks around times.
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  Speaker 1: How were you able to play half rounds?
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  Speaker 5: We were in a cart, but like was there on Tuesday?
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  Speaker 2: There was one There were two groups that we went through,
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  Speaker 2: but everybody at the club knew we were doing this,
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  Speaker 2: so they were just like making way for us, and
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  Speaker 2: like people were coming out watching, people were filming.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's funny, it was cool today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fun Did you go out intending to do that?
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  Speaker 2: We're just yeah, yeah, yeah, we wanted to try to
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  Speaker 2: get to hunt. We only we ended up only getting
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  Speaker 2: to ninety. We played five four and then we ran
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  Speaker 2: out of light because of the lightning delce. But we
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  Speaker 2: would have been able to play like one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: twenty if we really put our minds.
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  Speaker 3: How long were the delays?
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  Speaker 2: Each one was like at least an hour, and we
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  Speaker 2: just sat inside and in one of our we well,
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  Speaker 2: the lightning got so bad that we actually sat in
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  Speaker 2: a cave in a grotto. At our friends. There's like
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  Speaker 2: a gay couple that has massive house with a pool
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  Speaker 2: and a grotto. Yeah, and we had to run into
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  Speaker 2: their grotto and we made the cronies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's ever lived a better divorce life
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  Speaker 1: than you.
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  Speaker 2: It's been going good.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds that's prime, like a great day single, just
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  Speaker 1: living up activity.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, it's good times. It's a good times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that seems like such a restive break. We're
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  Speaker 1: not even like physical rest. But that probably was just fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was it. It was the best. There's the amount
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  Speaker 2: of fun has been at peak peak chart pea.
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  Speaker 1: That makes me genuinely happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: Look at all the new artwork and here just noticing
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  Speaker 2: all these that one's cool. What is that going made it?
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  Speaker 2: That's cool?
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  Speaker 1: Owen kind of a boy dad? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, beautiful like rustic meets modern.
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  Speaker 3: All right, shall we don't keep that in too? I
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  Speaker 3: don't care. It's funny. We could leave that in as well.
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  Speaker 1: No slurs or anything. So pretty good to go.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Wood podcast today. It is Monday, July seventh. We're here.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a while, it's been a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm happy to see you guys. It was weird
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  Speaker 2: to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: I know I could, to be honest, I could use
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  Speaker 3: another day. I could have used one.
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  Speaker 2: More, one more than anybody day.
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  Speaker 3: Would have worked on because I just got back. I
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  Speaker 3: had a long week and I got back yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: What were you like standing up all night with twins
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  Speaker 1: or something, or.
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  Speaker 3: Standing up all night with twins now now stand up
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  Speaker 3: with my with my freaking demons.
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  Speaker 1: Twins, cards, cards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I told you guys what
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  Speaker 3: I was. I didn't go to Wyoming.
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  Speaker 1: I was you never told us?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was supposed to go to Wyoming, but we
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  Speaker 3: couldn't go. Why not because bood work and you couldn't
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  Speaker 3: get it off.
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  Speaker 2: So I just canceled the whole trip.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna go later in the summer.
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  Speaker 2: But but you couldn't have gone with you Peters and Nate, Well.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's what's kind of like that would be
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  Speaker 3: like a devastating blow to bow. Oh really we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: go without you, but he couldn't go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you had a trip planned, well, we didn't
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  Speaker 2: book flights yet.
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  Speaker 3: So and also it's like the trip, it's like there's
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  Speaker 3: no hotel reservations, right, it's just you just get there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you guys don't plan it.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, it's it's all camping, right, So it's like
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  Speaker 3: you just show up like we have all the ship.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you questions?
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  Speaker 3: All you really need is to flight?
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  Speaker 2: Is BO spelled b E A U or b O both?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't want to tell me?
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  Speaker 1: No, do not tell me. Do not docs bo. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be so much easier to search. I mean, yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: a big difference though. There is one stately and the
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  Speaker 1: other one's a trash ones.
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  Speaker 2: Casual, one French, and ones like close to Bob.
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  Speaker 1: We're like a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to, I want to. I was in
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  Speaker 3: Maine all week?
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  Speaker 2: What Yeah? What the heck on the port? Where were
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  Speaker 2: you in Maine?
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  Speaker 3: We were staying in We stayed in Wells Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: That was great. What were you doing with your family?
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  Speaker 3: With my friends? You went with Nate and Peters and
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  Speaker 3: he lives in Maine.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: I moved?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Probably like right after we recorded the last episode, he
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  Speaker 3: moved to Maine.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking?
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  Speaker 3: That was always planned? Like that was not because he
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  Speaker 3: graduated college and he was he went back to his family.
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  Speaker 1: Always, Nate's always lived there.
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  Speaker 3: No, Nate's back in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: Nate used to live there though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I need to know these things, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we were out there.
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  Speaker 2: It was great.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get a map with like pins for
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  Speaker 1: where each of them live.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it, dude, are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It was great. I go to Maine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you weren't there, and we were nowhere near where
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  Speaker 3: you would have been.
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  Speaker 2: I can drive to Wells. That's not that far. It's
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  Speaker 2: an hour from my home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great, great time.
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  Speaker 2: Dude. This kind of pisses me off.
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  Speaker 3: You been to the main diner? No, worst fucking restaurant
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  Speaker 3: I've ever been.
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  Speaker 2: To that in Wells. Yeah. I don't spend a lot
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  Speaker 2: of time in Wells. That is pretty far, weirdly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's so. That's basically New Hampshire.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it, dude's so easy to get to mm
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  Speaker 3: hmm port flying into Portland.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you flew to Portland and then drive No, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's like twenty thirty five probably from Portland's
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  Speaker 3: exaggerating for medic effects.
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  Speaker 2: I got it. I know Maine and you're trying to
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  Speaker 2: pull wool over my eye and the people, the people
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  Speaker 2: who don't know Mane well.
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  Speaker 3: You know, maybe it would convince the people to get
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  Speaker 3: out to Man They thought it was only a fifteen
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  Speaker 3: minute drive.
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  Speaker 2: Also, if you're telling me that bo is now living
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  Speaker 2: in Maine, then he's definitely spelling it b Eau.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, his family lives in Maine. They moved there after.
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  Speaker 2: What are you saying his.
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  Speaker 3: Family moved to man after he graduated in Nate's family
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  Speaker 3: left Man You never told me this, Yeah, well it's
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  Speaker 3: because he doesn't go there.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how personal Maine is to me?
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  Speaker 1: You should have told Francis this.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be like me telling you that my best friends
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  Speaker 2: just joined the ducks Bury golf team. It wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: like that at all.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe the equivalent of you being like, yeah, I drove
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  Speaker 3: through Massachusetts last week.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not it was close. And first
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  Speaker 2: of all, I did tell you that I had driven
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  Speaker 2: through Massachusetts and I thought I was close to your home.
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  Speaker 2: That you said I wasn't close to your home. That
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  Speaker 2: is the equivalent. No, it's not. Maine is a really
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  Speaker 2: small state.
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  Speaker 3: It's really so much bigger than it's literally three geographically.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but there are very few people there per cap there's.
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  Speaker 3: There was a lot of people there this week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably this is a big that was a
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  Speaker 2: big week.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of area was it same as like Montana?
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  Speaker 1: Like outdoorsy or was it it.
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  Speaker 3: Was mostly it was more of like a town type.
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  Speaker 3: We were like on the beach.
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  Speaker 2: Main's the type of state where if you if you
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  Speaker 2: had told me you guys were going up there, I
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  Speaker 2: would have connected you to my parents and they would
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  Speaker 2: have had you over for dinner and it would have
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  Speaker 2: been a lot drive, like two hours, no, no, an
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  Speaker 2: hour Freeport.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, if I'm buying it, what are you.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about to do?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm buying the whole hour straight
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  Speaker 3: from you go directly from your house. You don't have
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  Speaker 3: to say the location, but go from your address, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: to want me to give you the address? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what it is. I could find it though.
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  Speaker 1: You were on the beach and in of town. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's the opposite of what you wanted to do.
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  Speaker 1: Not really my cup of tea, I know, really my.
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  Speaker 2: Go to I feel like those are the two favorite
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  Speaker 2: things for you from my house. Two wells is fifty
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  Speaker 2: two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you lied. You said it was an hour.
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  Speaker 1: You're pulling the wool over people's eyes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if I was you, I'd say that's forty five.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I said it was like fifty five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You said fifty two.
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  Speaker 2: That it's close.
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  Speaker 3: You were close right there in the next episode.
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  Speaker 2: Golly dude.
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  Speaker 1: So you didn't like the No, I didn't like your vacation,
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  Speaker 1: but it just wasn't your preferred topography.
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  Speaker 3: No, I really like I fished the whole time, but
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  Speaker 3: I didn't catch a single fish.
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  Speaker 2: There's good fishing up there.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, the fishing right now, and then the stripers because
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  Speaker 3: we were I.
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  Speaker 2: Was just stripper seas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but apparently we call them strippers. Yeah, apparently the
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  Speaker 3: right now they get like a new apparently strippers. The
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  Speaker 3: way it goes, it all depends on how the spawn
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  Speaker 3: was last year, and apparently the spawn in the last
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  Speaker 3: couple of years hasn't been great. So it's only big fish, right,
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  Speaker 3: and they're not they're not easy to find. They're very
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  Speaker 3: like deep and far out and they're like they're like
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  Speaker 3: fifty inches plus big ones. Yeah, and there's no there's
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  Speaker 3: really not a lot of big Like, there's not a
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  Speaker 3: lot of schoolies. So it's not the bite. The bite
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  Speaker 3: is tough. Live bait, a lot of live bait.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to live bait.
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  Speaker 3: Have any live bait?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody caught anything.
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  Speaker 3: No, we did it. The last night we were at
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  Speaker 3: a we went to like a bar and then we
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  Speaker 3: went We had the fishing rods who were going to
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  Speaker 3: walk over to this dock after kept the night bute,
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  Speaker 3: and uh, there was a dude fishing there and he
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  Speaker 3: showed us a fish under the dock. He was like,
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  Speaker 3: they feed this bass and it ate. But we were
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  Speaker 3: watching the biggest fish I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: fucking insane.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: We it was pitch black. We just had flash lights
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  Speaker 3: and it comes up and it's like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it illegal to fish with flashlights?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we weren't fishing, we were just looking.
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  Speaker 2: But isn't that illegal?
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  Speaker 3: Though, definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to you're allowed to use lights to
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  Speaker 2: lure fishing, because isn't it isn't that something that they
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  Speaker 2: get attracted to. Why did I, once upon a time
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  Speaker 2: believe that to use a giant flashlight to fish was illegal?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about a job. I was using my phone.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine their their their.
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  Speaker 1: Arrest for that. You text and you better be texting.
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  Speaker 3: We turned that brightness down on your front screen because
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  Speaker 3: that's getting a little suspicious.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what would they have done if you had just
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  Speaker 1: caught their fucking huge fish.
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  Speaker 3: The dude was like, he was like try. He's like,
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  Speaker 3: he's like, you probably won't because it's there. It knows
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  Speaker 3: that people are going to try and catch it. But
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  Speaker 3: he's like, but occasionally it will eat something. But there
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  Speaker 3: was or you could have Yeah, you would have released it.
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  Speaker 3: But there's so many bait fish. I mean, if you
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  Speaker 3: killed that thing, it would be a scene.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they would be like when.
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  Speaker 3: They have the shark hanging from the fucking the crane.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like their friendly neighborhood pets. Yeah, came with pitchforcet.
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  Speaker 2: I knew this kid in high school.
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  Speaker 1: So much better role. You know a boy in high school.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I met this kid in high school who had
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  Speaker 2: grown up in a different state, and I thought he
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  Speaker 2: was a really nice guy. His name was Will and
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  Speaker 2: then he was very kind of mild mannered and calm,
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  Speaker 2: and then one day he revealed to me that he'd
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  Speaker 2: gotten into some legal trouble. And it was that in
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  Speaker 2: his town they had a collection of the world's rarest
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  Speaker 2: tulips or something like that that were in this protected area,
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  Speaker 2: and that one night he and a but he got
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  Speaker 2: drunk and went through and stomped them all. Monster behavior,
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  Speaker 2: and he got arrested for it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: And so it was that made me think of him.
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  Speaker 2: I hated him after.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane.
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  Speaker 2: I hated him.
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  Speaker 1: That's I don't even like when people just pick tulips
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  Speaker 1: that are in a regular garden. No, don't fucking touch tulips.
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  Speaker 2: How old, probably seventeen eighteen. It's just vandal behavior, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. I don't like vandals. Like vandals that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll take it out on a mailbox, not the fucking
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  Speaker 1: rare tulips.
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  Speaker 2: Rare tulips. Man, were they able to salvage No, fucking
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  Speaker 2: it ruined the town's pride and joy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, that's probably gonna be there, some round up,
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  Speaker 3: smoking a blowing it right in.
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  Speaker 1: The tulips, as you should killing a round up.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine what would you do if you walked out of
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  Speaker 3: the woods and you just saw a dude at the flowers,
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  Speaker 3: just gassing smoking a cigarette.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: They put a Scam Newton jersey on Bear Bryant, So
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I poison them trees? You ever, do you guys remember
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: that story about the they like poison the tree at
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  Speaker 1: at uh Alabama or No Auburn, I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a famous college tree and it had
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  Speaker 1: been there for like a hundred years, and somebody put
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  Speaker 1: a Cam Newton jersey on the Bear Bryant statue. So
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  Speaker 1: one of the crazed fans went and like found a
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  Speaker 1: way to poison this tree. Just killed a tree out
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  Speaker 1: of spite.
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  Speaker 3: Where did Cam Newton go to college?
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  Speaker 2: Clemson?
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  Speaker 1: Clemson, No, Auburn, Auburn after Florida.
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  Speaker 2: I get those two mixed up because the orange, the
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  Speaker 2: orange amazing at Auburn. He was unbelievable at Auburn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a fucking stud.
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  Speaker 3: People were trying to compare Jalen Hurts to him. They
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  Speaker 3: were not I saw that on Twitter this weekend and
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: they were saying that Jalen Hurts is the eighth best
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  Speaker 3: player on his team.
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  Speaker 2: It might be true.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I believe that.
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  Speaker 1: You think he's better.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's higher up. I think the only players
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  Speaker 3: that are actually like as like like Saquan I guess
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  Speaker 3: I would say is better AJ brownj But I mean
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  Speaker 3: AJ Brown's only as good as Jalen Hurts is. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like, you know, so he's got to He's got.
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  Speaker 1: To get the ball to AJ Brown, Carter.
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  Speaker 3: Saquon Barkley is on a team of his own, and
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  Speaker 3: he gets the ball, It's.
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  Speaker 1: It's the game over. Yeah, yeah, you wish that he
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  Speaker 1: was on the Patriots.
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  Speaker 3: Oh No, Drake May is definitely better than take one Barkley.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: The thing that's great about Drake May is that he
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  Speaker 3: is the best player on our team. That's how it
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: should be.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you for indulging us for a quick ninety seconds.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: I don't mind just a primer for the fall. I'll
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: be honest with you. I've just been looking at Harry's haircut.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I was looking at it too. It's so so nice.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: It's so different for you. It is.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: It is very different.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: It looks so fucking fly though.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: It's flies.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Hell, No, it's insane. No, I went and to get grounded, bro.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: It's cute.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it in like a nineties way you're cute. I
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: want to see you in a quarter zip.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't love it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: I want I want you to go to prom with
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: my daughter.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: I'm more just waiting for it to get longer again
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: so I can wear hats.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: No, don't do that. I mean that's what I'm going
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: to You got a butt crack running right down the
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: middle of your head there.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I don't really know the problem is, I never know
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: what it looks like.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: It looks so good, don't.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: With feathered Yeah, don't mess it up, don't must it.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: It looks so nice, fucking incredible.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Who what did you ask for?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: One? Normal boys haircut? Normal straight boys.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: You pointed at the picture on the wall. You know
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: how an old barber shops, so you should be like
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: a faded picture of like black guy hairstyles.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like justin Timberlake.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom Brady.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Or like a bunch of different Dominican dudes.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: You ever get the Tom Brady at sport clips great cut,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: promising cut. I got that day one of college, which
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: which a very.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Tight on the sides, had a lot of different hairstyles.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: One of college.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: I got it early in school. Yeah, And I said
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I got it, and I said, I do not think
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I look like Tom Brady.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: You're probably giving yourself a pep talk in the mirror.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Like new School knew me.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I looked a little bit.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I looked a lot more like Ellen than Tom Brady.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: That was one of those haircuts that I got that.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: It was just one of the you got it. You're
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: slightly jogging back to the dorm. It's like I got
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: to get out of public now left college. Try to
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: see how I can salvage this.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: It's September first, and you have a hoodie point yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: tight over your face, as hot as fuck. I'm loving
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: the weather out.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been it's been dese like in Maine.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It's pretty. It's probably pretty cool.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can handle this talking about me.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: The fourth, it was just enraging that he would come
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: to my home state and not tell me he's coming
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: so that I could make a plan to be there
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: and show him around.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: He should my friends in Maine is stuff you like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: But all my friends lived there.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Since But even that, since when you're
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: telling me you've got friends like open door, Nate's in,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Nate's out. Bo's now living there with his entire family.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I've been to Kenny Bunk.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Why am I not having dinner with Bow and his
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: family in Maine?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Because you live in New York City.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: But I go to Maine. I was just there.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I was just there, not really really.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: You didn't tell me about it. You said, be fucking Wyoming.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: While we're going to Wyoming.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Still, he said, him and his friends did this contest
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: where they all like dove off of this one bridge
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: to go get away.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: God damn it, dude, If you go to Maine without
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: tell then I'm going to Wyoming with you.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: We stayed at your place.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I would have liked that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: You did see his parents, Yeah, there's.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Plenty of room.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Great to see him and just showed up, Sola.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: My mom makes an amazing lobster.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Pasta lobster pasta lobster roll.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Yet where'd you have it from?
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't know it, Yes, you wouldn't know the spot
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: this is.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I've never been so mad.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: It is new. They said it's only two weeks old.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I don't know wells that well.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: To be honest, it was amazing, It was so and
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: it was so not was We were on the lawn,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: right on the water, we wouldn't have and they were
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: like in sports.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Even they were kind of too far away. It was
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: it was although we played.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: York, the restaurant we went to the last night was
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: so sick and it was so cheap, and then we
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: found out it was because it was brand new and
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: they were trying to get people there, and it was
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: like we were like, this the last time we're ever
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: going to be here. It was so nice.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: There's a restaurant five dollars, not that I drink beers,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: but cheap. Yeah. Not another place. Yeah, Main Beer Company
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: shout out my favorite. There's a restaurant in Main called
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: The Lost Kitchen that was started by this woman named
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Aaron French and at their only open I think one
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: night a week Saturdays through the summer.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: It's a good business strategy.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: She In order to get a reservation there at the
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: beginning of the year, you send in a postcard, a
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: handwritten postcard sort of pleading your case for why you
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: deserve one of the I don't know, forty reservations for
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: the entire summer, and they get thousands. Because it's a
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: very highly acclaimed restaurant.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: They thought about maybe just opening up on like a
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Saturday as well.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I think they are. I think that's the only night
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: they're open.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: What about Friday night?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: She wants Fridays off.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: And and my mom and my dad have been applying
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: for years and have never gotten in. And it's a
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: sadness to me. I can get you in now you can't.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I could bow could No, you might be able to.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it's damning for your parents.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: She's got a very good cookbook.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I bet your parents write such nice postcards.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: She has wrote a bestseller. I've been doing some of
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: her recipes. I did her macerated Charallotte vinagrette recently. I
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: spoke about that in our chat PCC group. Yes, it
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: was unbelievable. You just sort of brush some of that
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: on some veggies, and man, it adds this lightness to them.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I got an air fryer.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Good. Happy to hear that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I haven't used it yet. It's getting here today.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Excellent. Yeah, I'm pumped. Two tears or just the one,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: just the one that's fine, one tier.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: There's an online discourse right now about whether it's trashy
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: or not to keep your air higher on your counter?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Where else are you going to keep it. I'm not
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: you finish it, you plug it away, you stow it away.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's that's not what you do.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I do. I do do that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I wish I could just get rid of it on
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: the stove, yeah, and like have my air. I guess
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I could just put it on top of the stove
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: because it's like the stove. It's like, now that I
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: got this thing, I'm never going to touch that again,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: the stove.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: You could do anything in the hot fryer. Yeah, you
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: can make a five course meal in it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: And now what should I make tonight?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Songs?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I kind of want to make wings. Wings are a
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: fun idea, are easy to make. I've heard they're easy
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: with the fry.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Fry You're fine, flip them. You're gonna get tired of
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: washing that fryer, I can tell you that much.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: You gotta wash them. I thought it was like no
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: clean they wash themselves, just like leave it on for
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: another thirty minutes.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Like a grill. Yeah, dude, I've been cleaning my grill
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: that way. Yeah. And I turn it all all the
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: burners on and close it and it gets up to
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: like twelve hundred degrees and I'm like, I think I
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: should go away for a little while. I mean, it
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: starts making sounds like it's.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Settling twelve hundred degrees.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: It's scary.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really scary to do that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting out there. I think I would just clean
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: it drinking elemonade. Well I try, I try to do that,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: just yeah, but nothing gets it clean.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Just twelve hundred degrees like nuke? What is that? What
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: is I'm trying to think of what the equivalent to
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: twelve hundred degrees would be. But I don't think I've.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Ever like a mile from the sun.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: That's when you start measuring it in Kelvin. Yeah, getting
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: into Kelvin territory there. I haven't heard Kelvin in a while. Dude.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I'll turn the burners off and then and like just
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: let it be, and an hour later it's still.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: It's one time me and my dad went camping when
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I was really young, like really we were like I
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: was like a child, and we went camping like two
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: towns over and we made a fire at night. And
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: my dad is not like a huge like outdoors guy.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: He doesn't really know what he's doing. And we had
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: we made like a fire with like coals, and he
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: was like, we got to clean this up. And he
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: just took the coals and I was like holding a
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: plastic bag and he like dumped them in and they
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: just went straight. They just went like not even like
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: like I didn't even like, you know, there's no tension
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: but whatsoever. It just went directly through.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: It melted.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty funny instantly.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Can't clean that up now. Girls are kind of like
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: they are a little scary girls. They're not.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: That's what you said, a massive change in talking.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It's just like you don't know what they're thinking, and
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: their hormones are just different.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Girls are scary, bro, they are.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You don't think so?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: No, I would agree. I think more. I think more
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: scary than a grill is a fucking like another Yeah, ovens, ovens.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I'm just waiting for those.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Things to just pop, like the scene in fight clubs.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just ready for those things to go at any time.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: M Yeah that is.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: But grills though, it's like so self contained. I had
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a bad experience with a grill on it outside deck
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: that just like it was just firing. It was like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna light this fucking building on fire.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Oh you had a grill fire. Grill fires are scary, scary,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: easy to.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Put out though. Baking soda, oh dumb, baking soda on it?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you had immediately. I didn't have. I needed
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: a palette of baking soda.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: You gotta have baking soda on. I we haed a
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: grill fire once and I just went and grabbed baking soda.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: How many table heroes you just take the thing? Oh,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: wrinkle it on. I've never used that much. I've only
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: ever used baking soda and tablespoons. Oh yeah, no, we
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: went with the straight.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: It's an amazing that when you bake a pie, you
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you have baking soda and it's like one teaspoon. Yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: like I'm not going to use this for fourteen years.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: So what the fuck is baking soda? Because it also
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: cleans your refrigerator.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Cleans it open, cleans everything, right they do. People clean
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: the toilets with baking soda but.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Also eat it. Yeah, and pie, what the fuck is
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it doing?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I used baking. I got baking soda a while ago
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: because I had I had a smell on my refrigerator
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: that I had to clean out you. I put a
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: plate of baking soda down. They say it absorbs the smell.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: How does it do that? But it also makes crack
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: into cocaine? Yeah, like what is baking or cocaine into cracks?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Use applications for Yeah, it's a.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Genius whoever invented baking soda? But but it's also disgusting
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: to taste. You think if it did so many things
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: that you could just dip your pinky in.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: It and be like, I think it's just like sand.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: It's just like a texture based Yeah, it's just like.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Fucking Yeah, it's got it's got sweetless sugar properties.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even have my phone. What the fuck is
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: baking soda? Alexa?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I have never used baking soda for its real purpose
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: ever in my entire lifetime.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Baking. Yeah, you never baked it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: But do you bake a lot? Do you make it?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I'll make a pie here and there, like a good
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: pie creams.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I mean maybe with my air fryer, I'll get I'll
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: get using it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if that's maybe.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You make a pie. Probably make a pie.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Oh you can bake. You can bake in your aar fry.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: You have the baking.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: It's literally an easy bake oven.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: They're pretty cheap.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: They're not bad. Sixty bus sixty seventy bucks, Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, good. I thought I was going to say sixty
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: bucks and you're gonna be like, ah, you got like
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: a toy. Well, I think I got an easy bake oven.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I think mine was like eighty or something. I don't know,
• 25:43
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• 25:45
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• 25:55
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• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I participate a McDonald's.
• 26:01
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• 26:03
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• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Bo i uh I went. Speaking of baking, I went
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: to a really good restaurant yesterday for lunch. Where Blue
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Hill at Stone Barns.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Where's that upstate?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: It's in Westchester. It's like one of the best restaurants
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Wait what are we talking? I mean it's crazy macerated shouts.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, big time.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: All right, that sounds pretty fucking it was.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It was ranked one of the It's one of those
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: like HT Fine Dining, but they have their own farm
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: and all the food and stuff comes from the farm.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But it's also a sort of a lab where they
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: use science to create new versions of vegetables that are
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: more like cooking friendly and user friendly. And so they
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: will find a way to cross breed a squash with
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: a gord or something like that so that the water
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: uh it uses it has less water in it, which
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: means they can preserve it through the winter, because water
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: is what causes things to rop.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Sounds like gmo.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you got the Monsanto restaurant lined up, dude.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: They had they brought Every time they bring you out
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a new course, they tell you about it, they put
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: something down on the table, right, they come out and
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: they put this like.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: This was a squash that was made in sure Nobyl exactly.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: This is straight from the Wuhan lab its function.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: And then they pick it up and then they leave,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: and then they bring you back a plate with some
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: sort of presentation of that thing. But they had I
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: think it was uh maybe celery or butter squash blossoms. Right,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and they brought out a stalk that usually has little
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: thistles on it, little spikes, And the guy was saying
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: that usually a farmer when they're kind of harvesting that plant,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: they have to wear big gloves all the way up
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: their arms so that they don't get cut. And they
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: found a way to create a version of that plant
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: that has no thistles.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: That's insane. And I was like, well they created.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: You're putting out you're gloves, You're putting the work the
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: workers who make those gloves out of Why is that
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: such a bad thing?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this is very Jurassic part of them. They're playing
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: with us.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: It sounds like they got micro chips in your stomach.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Now to that point, they they brought out the this
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: ricotta right that they had just pulled that day from
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the I don't know, and they said that they had
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: they had bought all these dairy cows that had been
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: over milked for years, right, so for years. It's it's
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: this industrial process where they the cows get milked every
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: day with the machines and you know, their utters go
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: to shit.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: He's looking like miss Peaches, absolutely really notoriously over milk.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Notoriously. So you're a Peter Teel's restaurant.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: So they they they she's telling us about these dairy
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: cows and I'm thinking, oh, she said that we get
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: them at when they're six years old. They're come to
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: the end of their career or whatever. And I'm thinking,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: she's gonna tell us that from this point on, they
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: milk them at a rate that is more favorable to
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: the cows. And she's like, these are seasoned cows. You know,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: they've been around the block. And I'm thinking, Okay, she's
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: about to tell us a really humane story. And she's like,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: and because they're so old and they've been milked so much,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: the meat actually tastes really good.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: So we killed them.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And we fucking serve them a stake. And usually dairy cows,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, that one a totally different
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: direction from from where I thought it was going. But yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: it was all right.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: So they have the capability to make meat without killing animals,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: probably if they're genetically engineering all this stuff. And they're like, no, no,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: we killed the oldest and most vulneroles.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, we kill the ones that have already lived
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: the hardest lives possible.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: We have the capacity to be humane, we choose not
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like, if you're a dairy cow or you're
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: a beef cow, you get put in one of two
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: camps or whatever. Maybe you're grown that way. I don't
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: fucking know. But uh, you get your cast, you get
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: your lot in life, right, And if you're a dairy cow,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: you think, what a relief. I'm not gonna be killed
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: and eaten, but I will have to goll of being
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: milked constantly, right, just kidding. Whereas a beef cow gets
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: to just eat and fatten itself up, knowing that it
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: probably lives a pretty good life until one day it
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: is slaughtered and eaten. These care worst of both worlds.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, heavy cream on the top of our stock.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: This riccatta was beyond belief. It was unlike anything I've
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: ever tasted in my life.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: This was for lunch yesterday.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: It's a twenty four course meal.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Jesus fucking Christ.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Twenty four courses?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: What fuck your life, Maxim.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: That just doesn't even seem enjoyable.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: One hundred holes of.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Brain of every fucking course.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: No, there was. It got it got a little heavy,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: It got a little heavy handed, a little over overbearing.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I will say I didn't eat anything before. I didn't
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: need any breakfast. Lunch started at twelve, it finished at
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: four thirty.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, lunch that's like but that's all I achieved.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Intermittent fasting as if I leave.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: From twelve to four, I get back and I'm like.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I am dash long as gotta be careful. You can't
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: be having days like that. Well, I would get one
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: life to live here. Yeah, it was. It was quite
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: an experience. It's not one of those things you do
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: or want to do often, but as those really gastronomic
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: many course meals go those fine dining ones. I would
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: say that doing the lunch, this is my first time
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: ever doing it that way, was far preferable to doing
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the dinner.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you could just be full for the rest
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: of the day. Instead, I'm like, all right, I'll go
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to bed now, you've eaten your.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Last bite of food at four thirty. You don't go
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: to bed feeling sick.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Did you eat anything else the rest?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: God know? Yeah? I was set.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: What was the best bite? Man?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: They had this? They had this mushroom thing.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Give us the twenty four rankings.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know what it was at
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: twenty four, what was the worst? It start at the bottom.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I will make it easy, go top twenty.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I couldn't walk you through the whole meal if I tried.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: They had these. I was making jokes throughout the meal
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: they brought out. They brought out ramps that they had
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: cooked at one hundred and forty degrees NonStop for six weeks.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: What is a ramp?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I said? I said, it's the most disability friendly food.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Everyone laughed. That was a good one. I got a
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: good laugh at that.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: So you were there with a big party. Yeah, that
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: sounds I mean, at least you're there. I don't know
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: why I was picturing you like sitting at the.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Bar for twenty.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I thought you were just doing it on your own.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. I wasn't really picturing you with
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: a big group either.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you just kind of did this to
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: No, I was with my girlfriend's family and it was
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: a really nice thing.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: So did you plug in at the place or did
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: they plug in at the place? Like who found this place?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Whose idea was this?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: They plugged in? I've been there once before for dinner,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: years and years and years ago, and I remember it
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: was a Tuesday night in I think January, and it
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: was when I was working at the District Attorney's office,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: so I had to be at work at nine am
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: the next day, or like you get basically fired by
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: the government and you have to hand scan. We had
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: a hand scam. Oh my god that you had to
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: hand scan it. And so dinner was at eight thirty.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: That was our reservation. It's a four hour dinner. Yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: and it's up in Westchester. Yeah, so we finished at midnight.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I'm miserable. Yeah, I had to race home and then
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: go to bed and wake up the next day. I
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: was like, that wasn't worth it. It was not an
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: enjoyable experience. Not to mention in January. The farm isn't
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: able to produce the same type of produce that makes
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: it so enjoyable in the summer.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: But that place could have probably made you a glove
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: of your hand.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Ud. They do, they do. They find a way to
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: uh to really genetically engineer or whatever engineer great produce
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: throughout the year, but the summer is really the time
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah sure, yeah, that sounds so nice. But you did
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: violate one of Glennie and theovone's main principles as you
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: had a lunch for dinner or you had a dinner
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: for lunch. Excuse me, and Glenny and theovone are very
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: anti that, are they. Oh yeah, you didn't listen to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Glennie on theovon.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: No I didn't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you're missing out.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: You listen surely, of course multiple times.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen back, put on subtitles. It was a great
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It was a great. Uh listen, but that sounds so fun.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: You don't remember the best bite you had? Any meat?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Was there any type of Yeah?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: That?
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Honestly, the cow thing was pretty fucking good.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: House has been weird having the spots on it, though.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: The white and black.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Cow thing was really good. This mushroom thing was unbelievable.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: They had a they had a trout. I'm sure that
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: a trout that was over diced cucumbers.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Wine did you have?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: We had three bottles and drove home. The people who
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: weren't drinking drove.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sure, and I'm sure they weren't drinking.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Know, they really weren't.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: What kind of bottles are we telling?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Three bottle bottles of white and one bottle of red.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: There were a lot of us there, though.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't give us a little detail. What what a uh?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Even it doesn't have to be the maker, but just
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: what types of wine?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: The first one was a white Burgundy. The second one
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: was a white from Northern Rhone, and then the third
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: was a red Burgundy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Very nice. That sounds fantastic.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Red Burgundy.
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: Good more good evening, San Diego, goofy ass ass?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Do you think you here's a question. Do you ever
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: think you'll have a glass of wine?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: God?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: No, in your life? No, never, from this day forward,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you'll never have a glass.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Taste of wine. I don't I don't like wine, and
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever will like wine. Red wine specifically. Oh,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I've had white wine and been like this is doable.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Red wine, It's like this is I feel like I'm
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: at church. It's amazing a milkshake.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: It's amazing to me think that you're you're twenty four, right, Yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: You're never gonna have a glass of wine again. And
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: it's not necessarily because you plan to be sober for
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: the rest of your life.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now it's I just don't like you think it's achy.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: You think it's I You'll never have a glass of wine.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Nothing about wine looks like what like my I remember
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: my dad used drink one. Its teeth would be like black. Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: that ship's nasty. I don't want I don't want to
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want like wine.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: You might though you might come around on it. Your
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: taste bus change every seven years, really, I believe so
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: that could also be air fry. You probably get it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Put it in ice, it's a little cold. I don't
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: have it at the country fair.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I uh been playing a lot of video games.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: You've been playing Halo?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: No, not really. I played Halo a little bit. Uh well,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I was playing Halo a lot. I was playing Halo
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: three a lot before.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: You guys want to do that on Wednesday?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know how we're gonna do it. Why because
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: there's like a lot of things that we got to
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: figure out. We got to get uh, we have to
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: someone has to We have to figure out how to
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: get hal like we have to get Halo three, which
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: means someone has.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: To get someone give us Halo three in New York City.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: It doesn't exist, there's.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: No hard We're in New York City's you have to
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: buy it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: All line, What do you mean?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Game came out twenty five years We get we sided
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: into the concert.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Xbox three that hasn't had Yes, well that definitely don't
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: play like fucking N sixty four.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Tell you guys, telling you guys, if you want to
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: get an Xbox three sixty and the game that will
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: cost you seven times the price that it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Will brow again someone in the city. They'll sit in
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and watch and will chill.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: It's going to be nine hundred times more expensive.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: You don't think game stop has a pile of trash
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: out back.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Where you get at the point Xbox three dollar, Xbox
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: three sixty and Halo three at this point or at
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: the point where that's like a collector's.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: It's like a I would assume then why isn't N
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: sixty four in that category? Why is it so easy
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: to get an N sixty four? And like Mario Kart,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's easy. I think it is. You
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: see people have that all the time.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: N sixty four. I bet it's expensive as fun.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Please reach out to Instagram and if you have one
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: of these, if you have these things in New York City.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: An N sixty four, three hundred bucks, No way, dude,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: no way, eBay eBay.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I'm saying I'm only on dk aldise Xbox three. Let's
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: look up Xbox three sixty price.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: We can have it overnighted.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Xbox three.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: We don't The thing is that we don't need an
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Xbox three sixty. Xbox three sixty is eighty four dollars.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: We don't, but we don't need seven times the price.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: But we don't.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: You don't need an Xbox three sixty.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, what do we need?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I want to play. I don't want to play on
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: your new digital fucking age. I want to play.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: But if you play on, if we play on, if
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: you play on any Xbox or PC, it's the same game.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want. I'm certainly not playing on a PC.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind? I want my Xbox
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: three sixty controller.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: You can use an Xbox three sixty controller on.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: We're not playing I literally have. I don't want you
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: that's that I played.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: But when you don't, people, people don't understand. You know
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: what PC is. Just you're just you're no, it's not
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: like you're playing mouse and key.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah you are. You're you're playing in an internet cafe.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: No, you would be playing. You would be playing on
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: a controller, but we would need two controllers, which we
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: could get.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I have, no, I want to We need a game.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: You need the red, yellow and white cables to plug
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: into an old TV.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: We're not doing that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Via you need to get an Xbox three sixty. We
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: need to right before the Rings of Death come. The
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: problem three Rings of Death that we really need.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Two consoles, two okay, and two monitors.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Why why why do we need that?
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Because we're not playing split screen?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yes we are, that's the way we are playing.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: There's I'm not playing then, I'm just out. I'm out.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Split split screen is in. It's a it sucks to watch.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: No one's gonna want to watch split screen. B it's
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: this is what you can just watching the other dude.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: This is how we played.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You know exactly where he is at all times.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: This is how we played the game.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Things have changed.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Both people can do it, though.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: That's how you're playing because no one had two monitors.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Then you're retro fitting my game. This was my challenge
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: and my game. And you're like, we're going to add
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: some fucking this.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Why don't we just do it at my apartment.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I'm happy to do that, but you better have to.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Bring an Xbox. If you're going to be demanding gear,
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: bring your own gear. Because I'm demanding gear, but I'll
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: be willing to bring my own gear.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: What would make your will make it a home game.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: How would that help?
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I just need a monitor and again in my own screen.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: No, we're split screening.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: We're not split screening.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yes we are.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: We can leave it up to the people. This comes
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: out tomorrow, everyone will say don't split screen.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: They're gonna say that, But that's because actually I don't
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: know if they will, because this was me saying I
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: think Halo three, the way that I played it, I
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: was it's already over. I played like two games. I'm
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: unbelievable at it. Yeah, but you're going to be doing
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: it on your terms, which is your.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You could put me on a phone and I'll do
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: it still, So playing split screen.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: No, you're the one making demands here.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I want it to be fun. I'm not. I'm not
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: trying to like it's I don't want it to be
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: just work torture. Yeah, I'll bring in my own I
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: can bring my portable monitoring. I have no problem doing that.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Mek, bring your portable monitoring playing it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I mean because we want to run. We want to
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: be together, right, we want to we don't want to
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we want to be together.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: We want to run lamb.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to the Green Wave.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Away, green Wall, not the Green Wave.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about something different.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: You're not.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: About the Crimson died.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Optic back to back champs first time.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, first was the first time, and people thought they couldn't.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: But after the season they had this year, I knew
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that if anyone was gonna do it, it would be opt No, No,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: it was really they were they were they they they
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: they weren't even gonna make champs.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: It was touch and go.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: It's just, you know, it's tough seeing people come on
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: and celebrating and you know, being like, you know, we
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: were a lot of those guys weren't there for Major
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: two and.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Three and four.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: They weren't shooting in the gym.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, what do you think about? And we didn't
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: make it day Saturday that they stacked the team that
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: they like recruited too much.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Super team, they weren't a super team.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: That's metas trying to be right now with their AI
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Zuckerberg is offering up to one hundred million dollars. Did
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: you see the same thing?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Twitter released like a new messaging beta and it's like
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: they're like you have you need like a passcode to
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: open it, and it's like encrypted from both both sides.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Sounds like they're trying to fucking sounds like they know
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: what they're Yeah, they're trying to push CP around the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: exactly like Sunday conversations.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: As soon as to.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: See the pass code on the messages for what.
• 44:48
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• 49:25
  Speaker 1: can't like smoke weed, you can't watch.
• 49:28
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• 49:41
  Speaker 3: It's like why because you can have an audio like
• 49:42
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• 49:45
  Speaker 1: But then they're also like, we don't beat because we're
• 49:46
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• 49:51
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  Speaker 2: for some reason that's totally you don't have to become
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  Speaker 2: a member of that.
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  Speaker 3: That's not porn, that's entertainment.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy when you look X when you look
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: on Twitter that like ninety percent of the accounts that
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: are popping right now are just guys out there and
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: guys in other countries. Yeah, it's like Malaysian men. Yeah,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: and all Myrwegian.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I've been getting hammered with the is this normal in America?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: You get those decent, it'll be like just like a
• 50:32
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• 50:34
  Speaker 3: is that the shoes that people are wearing in America?
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: It's like you live in Europe. It's a shithole. Just kidding,
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• 50:46
  Speaker 1: It is funny.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: We love Europe.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: People are just making AI bots to like.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: So it's just a rage. It's just rage AI. It's insane, dude,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: I did it. I I tried to see. I asked rock.
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• 51:06
  Speaker 3: that's what every that's what my whole time.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, people are just making rage.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: It's just they're asking because dude, have you noticed that
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: every tweet on everything on Twitter is just a question?
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not, it's not notice Yeah, what do you
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: notice here? Nothing, there's nothing to notice. It's just engagement
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: farming that and they're getting paid.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: And then the other thing that pisses me off is
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: when people comment on Instagram and the top comment is like, wow,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: if you want to see about this, click to keep reading. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: and you try to click it.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe we're suckers for not just having like a side
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: account of like rage cash cow of rage.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: But I don't even think those people are making a
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: lot of money anymore.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I think that I think that I saw that too,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: that a lot of that dried up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: They're doing all that for like thirty bucks a month.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: In Malaysia, they're like causing they're.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Like causing like real world problems for like an extra
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: forty five bucks.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: But in some countries that in like Indonesia, like you're
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you're coming up on thirty bucks a month, true.
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  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably all you need is then get thirty
• 52:03
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• 52:07
  Speaker 3: They're paying people so little at this point that like
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Musk is probably it's probably just coming from his bank
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: account and notice whatever you need.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, huh, you haven't been on Twitter much.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: No, I saw doors.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I saw a hilarious tweet the other day. It is
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: just so it's just all dumb. Like someone posted elon
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Musk's net worth and they were like, this point eight
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: would change my life.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: It was like for that point eight would change millions
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: of people's lives.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like universal basic income for a small town.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: It was eight hundred million dollars was the point eight.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: And they thought they would be like this point eight
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  Speaker 3: could help me out a lot. It would help out
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  Speaker 3: literally New York City as a whole.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Where you could build that supertrain system that everyone's talking about.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Dude, you know it's amazing that I was watching videos
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: of Taylor lwand gambling in Vegas. Yeah, and you know
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: he's betting twenty five thousand dollars hands at that point.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Just drink, dude, and just give them sobriety.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, does he not drink?
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: No? I think they both stopped drinking, didn't they? Yeah,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: took a break at least.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well either way, I'm watching it and he's winning
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: twenty five thousand dollars hands twenty five thousand dollars hands,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: And you can't help but have the feeling of like, dude,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I could I could really use five thousand dollars right now?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Like why if it's so meaningless to you, why don't
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: you just give me five? We're friendly, you know what
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I mean? Like, why why can't you? I don't know why?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: But you just have that thought.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: But I think everyone has.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Everyone has that thought. Yeah, I guess it's all relative
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: where you're like, you see people to whom what what
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: money means nothing to them? What amount is so interchanged?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: This is like the homeless economy infrastructure that you're explaining
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, and you're like to have a buck.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: You feel entitled to it? Yeah, Like why it means
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: nothing to you? I watched you just spend it on nothing?
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you want? I watched you subscribe to a
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: VPN to watch bid to watch a porn instead of
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: signing up for a Pornhub account. Like the rest of us,
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: and uh, why wouldn't you just give it to me?
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: It's hard, And then you're like, oh, that's that's bullshit
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: thinking that's entitlement.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little bit of it's a little bit
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: of both.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Do you give money to homeless people when they are
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: when you pull up at a stop and stop light
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and they're like standing on the street corner.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: I would say that I'm more likely to give home
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: money to people then, because they're standing in the elements.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: And they'll come and stare at you from like.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, six inch, I don't know. I I give money
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: to like mothers that their little kid with them sometimes,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: or people that are exhibiting talent.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: We other's with kids. That's a good one.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Even if you're juggling or playing a flute. I've seen that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Do you need them to know how to play the saxophone?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Or if they're just mashing buttons, they're just spamming saxophone buttons,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: will you give them cash?
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah? If they're not good at the instrument, more likely
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: to tell everyone else not to give that person.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I was in I was in Europe once and there
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: we were we were taking the train and there was
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: a lady at the bottom, like playing like the violin.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Why were you in Europe?
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: It was just like ten years ago.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Were you there for a musical?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we were. She was playing the violin or
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: some shit or some instrument. And then you saw in
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: her sleeve a phone with just blatantly just an OX
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: cord sticking out of it to a speaker, and it
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: was it was just her playing music out loud, pretending
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: to play.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: See. I would give money to that person. That's a
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: solid con.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: There's a lady in New York right now who lit
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: sinks viral. Have you seen the Asian lady? Yeah, she
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: just like pretends to sing hilarious.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fine by me. It's a good Uh, it's anything
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: better than what I assume is a lie, which is yeah, dude,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: there was a woman. And I know we talk about home.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Drums are a tough one to gauge because you're like,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: I can't tell if that's good or if you're just bashing.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: You're trying to carry that guy too. Three four not
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: quite my tempo.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: West Fourth Street station on the left side, when you're
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: walking in that long tunnel and there's that guy with
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: the beard, he's there he's been playing with one drum
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: and it's the same, like the worst. There's no rhythm
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: and he's not there's no song. Yes, he's just hitting
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: it for hours. I'm like, who's given that guy money?
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Who's stopping and being like, let's watch this for a second.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I guess it's not tourists, though, no tourists will. I
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: feel like tourists hate almost.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I know you think that when was the last time
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you gave money to a homeless.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: I give money to homeless people all the time.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you don't think that they're ichy for
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: ichy homeless or wine wine?
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: You almost people money constantly.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: If you saw a homeless person drinking wine, would you
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: judge them for it?
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I've gone. I went back to my apartment to get
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: a homeless guy money once, and you didn't. I swear
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: to god. I talked about it on that probably the act.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: This was years ago. It was when I lived in
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: where I lived on Waverley and I went, I went out,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I went to the I was on the corner by
• 57:32
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• 57:34
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• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I got money came back down with twenty. I think
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I needed cash for something that day anyway, though I
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: forgot I needed cash.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Thanks for reminding me.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: But I was like, stay here, I'll be back. And
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I came back and he was there.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 57:48
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• 57:53
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• 57:54
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• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Are you going to be here? I went to the
• 58:04
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• 58:11
  Speaker 1: How the kids it was good. I couldn't tell if
• 58:16
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• 58:19
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• 58:24
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• 58:27
  Speaker 1: that's food. They probably think that's bait. My kid can't
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: even focus his eyeballs. It's just a blue wall in front.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: As soon as I got in, there's like a big
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: aquarium and I went to the end and I was
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: trying to show my kids and they looked like, there's
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: this big fish and it was looking me dead in
• 58:46
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• 58:49
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• 58:51
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• 58:57
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• 59:01
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• 59:02
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• 59:04
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• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Are you a big aquarium guy? The last time I
• 59:10
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• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I been to a decent amount. The Baltimore Aquarium
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: is fucking elite.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: It's also like fifty dollars for entrance.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: I went in there and got in line, got to
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: the front, saw the price and bailed.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah they are. It's more expensive than a club.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to the Boston Aquarium?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: No?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Is it nice?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: That one's good. I've been there.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: We had our prom junior year at the aquarium. Actually awesome,
• 59:33
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• 59:39
  Speaker 3: it just like I see it reached. It was this
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: smelly and we're eating like lasagna. Yeah, just next to penguins. Yeah,
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: it's awful. People were furious. It was cool walking around,
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: but I've been there like thousands of times.
• 59:54
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• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, wonder the sharks are always chasing them.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking stink there so fucking easy to find.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I went, I like carried out when I found this
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: this fish was stuck. Yeah, and I went to I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: was I went to like, go find someone. I want
• 1:00:18
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• 1:00:22
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• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: that's an eel. It just stays there, like you. It
• 1:00:29
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• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I was one of the top embarrassing moments of my
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: life being like, this fish is fucking the fish stuck.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: It's not. It's not. You're an idiot.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: We don't even have to look. We know it's not.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, winter green, No, he's fished. He's just hungry.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Yet they're fish.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: What would they get stuck on?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: It made me feel so dumb. That's exactly the guy's energy.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: He was like, you want me to loved up? Like what,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: it's a fish and.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Doesn't even have a skeleton.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Really, within one second, I was like, that fish is stuff.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: It was literally zero way of it.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: It's looking at me, it needs my help, and it
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: just didn't. That all was fucking humiliating.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Do eels have skeletons to have bones?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Probably, I'd assume they have some sort of spine.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: They might not, though I I don't mind eating eel,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I've never had it, but they made it look spooky
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: and rush Hour yeah when he was like, you're eating el?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do have bones eels? Do they have a backbone?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: What are they? Just the snake of the sea, That's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: what I thought. But are there sea snakes as well?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: There's I don't know. I know snakes go in fresh
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: water because I was fishing in Maryland and uh, there's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: a snake to the right of me, and I freaked out.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: It's just in the water. It was horrifying. It was small.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: It was like a garden. I mean that area. I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: don't know if Maryland, but I know like close to
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: their like Pennsylvania, they have timber rattlesnakes, Yeah, that's what
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I doubt those go in the water.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Copperheads, Yeah, they have copperheads in Maryland.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do they could have been a copperhead.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: If red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. Red touch
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: is black. You're okay, Jack, Remember that that could save
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: your lives.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Snakes?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Those you know the red, yellow and black striped snakes.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: If they're reds touching yellow, that means they're venomous. If
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: the red touch in the black, that means you're cool.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: What are those? What are the jellyfish that are super deadly?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Man of Wars war in the water the other day
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: you found out that it was not a Man of War.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: It's a badass name, but it was like.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: One of those big round ship dangling down war have
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: like blades.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen videos of people getting stung by
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: man o Wars?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: But I didn't know that those are like, you gotta
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: go to the hospital.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: It's bad.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can die from them.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Don't you get like heart attacks too?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Probably?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I used to come in from the beach and claim
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: that I'd been stung in order to get someone to PI.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: You're a fire island. Guys are lining up.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: None of those kids took the bait, but.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Another sting friends a song. I watched a documentary that
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: made that reminded me of both of you, guys, And
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: it was this woman who is trying to make the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: world think that sharks are good.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Oh I heard about this.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a grizzly man waiting to happen.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: That's a grizzly It's a pretty grizzly man. It's like
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a hot beach babe who's like, actually, sharks are friendly.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Where is this It's on Netflix or something like that.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I'll definitely check that out, you have to.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: And then they just interview a guy who got attacked
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: by a shark. She's like, yeah, it's really complicated situation.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: It's like, no, that's not complicated at all. The shark
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: the guy cut and dry.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: The shark thought he was a cel and killed him
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: because he's dumb. Shark's an idiot.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why they're they're trying to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I guess a lot of sharks get killed, and she's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: trying to work for the preservation of sharks. But I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: don't know why people are putting the cape on for sharks.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: It would kill us if they had the chance, if
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: sharks could be in our shoes. Podcasting m hm.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Also, why don't we fix something like cod? Yeah?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Why not? Cod?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Cod are more important I think than sharks. Yeah, we
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: don't really eat shark, do we. I watched a documentary
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: similar to that one about a woman who repairs hummingbirds.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And it was really tough to watch. It was really
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: because it was boring as fun boring. This woman she
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: has a hotline that you can call if you found
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: a hummingbird that is injured, and it's She lives in
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: l a And first of all, she lives in a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: nice house. I don't know how. I don't know where
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: she made that bird money. Yeah, she just devotes her life.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: To you know, there's billions.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: In rehabilitation of hummingbirds, and she seems like she's kind
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: of a pseudo scientist expert, meaning she will people will
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: bring their hummingbirds in and she's like, well, yeah, I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: can see that it's suffered from a neck injury and
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: its wing is broken. And you're like, I don't I
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: don't think that was it.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: But you'll like Jane good for humming bird.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: She thinks she is, She certainly thinks she is. But
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: she's built this like outdoor kind of cage for the hummingbirds.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I'm picturing like the toy the guy that fixes the
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: toys and Toy Story.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Glass.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: Get a little cast out for the hummingbird.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was voiced by Newman. Really from that looks
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: like it does.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: That's the funny part from Seinfeld. What was the guy
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: from what? From toy story?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: The guy from toy story is like bald and big
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: and fat short.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: No, that's the guy who owns Al's Toy Barn. Yes,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: the guy who fixes the toys is the old guy
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: who has like a long nose. He's like an old
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: skinny guy.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: I thought the guy who from Al's Toy Barn, who
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: does he has?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: That?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Is he right?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I think he's right.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, al'e toy Barn is.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: The fat guy.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: It is an old dude that fixes the.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Toy But the fat guy who owns Alice Toy Barn
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: who lives across the street, he drives there. Yeah, because
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: he's so fat. That's hilarious, super fat phobic of toy story.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right. His name is Jerry Jersey.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Jerry g e r I Jerry like that like a
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: British woman.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: M Jerry really infiltrated my uh my sports.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Jerry looks like he's based off.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Every time I watch it now, they're just talking about
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Jerry the whole time. Who the commentators Why because he's
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: like a big fan and he comments.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: No not they love him.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Why don't you start commentating?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: I don't have the shit. I don't have the courage.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Like he's in there, and I don't want to come
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: in and be like, hey, guys, I'm also here also
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: watching along.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Need a little attention for me.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe Mengela, Joseph Mengela, was who I was thinking of
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: who voiced what well. He was the Nazi German officer
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: and physician who did all the horrible experiences the Angel
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: of Death. Yes, it looks like that guy was kind
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: of based It looks like Jerry from Toy Story Too
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: is kind of based off of him. That's just my
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: connection though.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: But I thought that he was like a positive he
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: like put Woody's armback on.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: He did the toy fixer did.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: But he doesn't know what's happening with the toys is
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: the problem. It's like Albert Einstein building and building, then
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: at and bomb. It's like you don't know what he
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't know what the formul is going.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: But I would I'm more sympathetic to Einstein than Mengala.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not sympathetic to Mangola at all.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: But if you're fixing the toy and then the fat
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: guy's coming by and just stealing.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: It, Yeah, hey, Jerry, would you mind re selling the
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: pussy of my dog? All? Somehow it got torn to shreds.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: It's a massive on.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Bo Peep's legs are split.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're stuck behind her head and I don't know
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: how to unstick them.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Both peoples fly as well. You never see her on
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: any of those lists that n is always on, or
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: The Little Mermaid's always on. People want to bang Disney characters.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: No one shows love to bo Peep.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Well, bo Peep is just classy.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Does bo Peep spell it B E A U or
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: b O B O?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: See? I always had an X and bow like he's
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: from New Orleans.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Bos Bo tigers.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Both tigers would be nice.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta get out of here to be
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: What the time is I got ship going on? It's eleven?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Oh no, if we've been going for an hour.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: We have been half probably only just I thought.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: We were way longer than that.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ ass I gotta.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: I gotta run though. That's fine.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I got fucking hey, it's good to be back with
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: you boys.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Good to be back boys.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: We're back, miss you guys, like fucking brothers.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: That that was blasting. We didn't even talk about our
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: ryder Cup situation, which we we haven't, I know, we
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: can't really talk about, but just some of the stuff
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: around that week was pretty fun.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I had a bunch of ship. I mean, we could
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: talk about it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: We had.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: We had that, and we had I went to we
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: went to Lake Placid right from there.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Damn last cool.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Great time up in Placid.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Cool cool.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe next we started playing counter Strike, a lot of
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: counter Strike. I uh yeah, I got back from Lake
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Placid and I had like three days to kill until Maine.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: All counter strike all day, every day.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: It was great all day, all night, all day, all night.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: You probably knew those were two pretty outdoors, the sort
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: of locals exactly, so you might as may that may
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: you know, sore up your energy by staying inside. That's
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: what happy to hear it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Hey hear more about that next episode, Son of a Boy.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Dad was.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 11: Still still underground, so I looked out to you game around.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 11: I was only fallen along way. I was only fallen,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 11: were drifted for so so then you need so no,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 11: I come along. I was on a phone in longer.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 11: I was only your phone in one. I was on
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 11: your phone in one. I was on your phone line
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 11: the stream dot tap, oh so away.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: See just a just.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 11: Ba, that's not that pa call. It just don't know.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 11: Not take if you gus see the plas change.
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  Speaker 2: The g.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 11: Don't. It's a big