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I Could Spend All Day Doing This! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: I could spend all day doing this. It's one more.
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  Speaker 2: Thing, one more thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna let Katie handle the clip because I she
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  Speaker 3: knows more about what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, before I do that, I want to know
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  Speaker 4: why paper cuts hurt so damn bad.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: I just got one right in the crease of my
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  Speaker 4: index finger, and it could just hack my finger off
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  Speaker 4: and it hurts less.
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  Speaker 5: You got so many nerve endings in your fingers because
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  Speaker 5: they're just so incredibly important to what we do as humans.
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  Speaker 4: And I was doing something and in my head, I
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  Speaker 4: was like, you're gonna get a paper cut, and then
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  Speaker 4: you idiot, I like warned myself.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm shuddering.
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  Speaker 1: And there are parts of your body where you have
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  Speaker 1: almost no feeling.
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  Speaker 3: If you've ever like done something to my heart, my weakness,
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  Speaker 3: your weness.
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  Speaker 4: It's the loose skin on the end of your elbow.
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  Speaker 3: It's called your weeness.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna say, I got plenty of feeling in mind,
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  Speaker 5: but no, well you if your weakness is numb, see
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  Speaker 5: a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: I used too much of that cream.
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  Speaker 1: But what's your wenus.
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  Speaker 4: It's the the skin on your elbow that like when
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  Speaker 4: you straighten your arm you just have that skin right there.
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  Speaker 4: Pinch it as hard as you can.
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  Speaker 3: You feel aything, You feel nothing, that's your wenus.
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  Speaker 4: It's called your wenus.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if everybody's kneecap skins like sure, it's
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  Speaker 3: called that.
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  Speaker 2: We need a nails look it up.
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  Speaker 1: This up she didn't look well.
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  Speaker 3: And also you're you're you're this part of your ear
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  Speaker 3: your lagina.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's all. Show me your wenus.
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  Speaker 5: Go up and say that to a five random guys
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  Speaker 5: and tell me what happens.
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  Speaker 1: That's your homework.
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  Speaker 4: Do it because it's called all a cranal skin, but
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  Speaker 4: it said. Wenus is a slang term used for the
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  Speaker 4: loose skin on.
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  Speaker 1: The elbow joint. It's a slang term. But I agree
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  Speaker 1: with Joe.
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  Speaker 3: You walk up to most dudes or just do this
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  Speaker 3: on your your own Instagram page. Hey guys, I want
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  Speaker 3: to see your weenis and get ready for the dp's.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, I'm down.
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  Speaker 5: We'll be the reply from every single guy really in
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  Speaker 5: the mood to.
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  Speaker 1: See you Weday and then just get ready for your inbox.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I have no feeling on the skin of my mney caps.
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  Speaker 3: Is that normal?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Because I've sliced him up on a couple of times
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  Speaker 3: in recent years and you can't feel it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I skinned my knees regularly as a kid, and
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  Speaker 5: I remember it's stung.
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  Speaker 3: But it might be a evolutionary thing. You spend a
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  Speaker 3: lot of time banging your knees on stuff as a
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  Speaker 3: human being, spend a lot of time on your knees.
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  Speaker 2: There, how do you think we.
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  Speaker 1: Got where we are?
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  Speaker 2: Fed? A coin jack lost?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's funny, your weness.
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  Speaker 5: You guys learned something new today. I got to ask
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  Speaker 5: my kids and by teenage boys about this. They'll find
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  Speaker 5: out very entertaining and you know, the very last eyelash
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  Speaker 5: towards the outside it's known as your festivals.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, this.
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  Speaker 5: Is almost the most dirtiest thing we've ever done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's childish, it's idiotic. Yes, let's stop. So what
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  Speaker 5: is this clipper about?
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  Speaker 3: To hear, Katie?
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  Speaker 4: This guy is going around to Costco asking men who
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  Speaker 4: are with their wives. Scale a one to ten, how
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  Speaker 4: much do you like coming to Costco with your wife?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Cool?
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  Speaker 1: Scala went to ten. How much do you love coming
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  Speaker 1: to Costco with your wife? Zero? How much you love
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  Speaker 1: coming to Costco with your wife?
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  Speaker 3: Zero? I say negative, How much you love coming to
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  Speaker 3: Costco with your wife with her?
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  Speaker 2: Ken?
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  Speaker 1: One to ten? How much do you love coming to
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  Speaker 1: Costco with your wife? How about zero?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love coming to Costco with your wife?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Zero? Best warm by myself. She's over there. That's interesting, wife,
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  Speaker 1: I love going to Costco together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew and I love it too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was gonna say, I have I have a
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  Speaker 3: failed marriage, and I liked going to the store when
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  Speaker 3: we'd go to the store together, Target, Costco, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Judy usually goes without me, just because I'm at
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  Speaker 5: work when she goes. But you know, when we go occasionally,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's fun. Oh maybe that's because it's occasionally for me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know's Yeah, I rarely go shopping with Drew,
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  Speaker 4: but I will say that when we go together, we
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  Speaker 4: spend more.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know why that is. Wow, that's an
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  Speaker 1: interesting Yeah. Yeah, why does that happen?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think?
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  Speaker 5: I don't because she sees a certain number of things,
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  Speaker 5: the super giant package of which you probably ought to have,
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  Speaker 5: and and he's got the overlap, but he got your own,
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  Speaker 5: you know. Oh wow, Wow, yeah, we could use four
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  Speaker 5: giant jugs of that.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, I remember those thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: Though.
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  Speaker 1: When we're together at a store, is more more likely
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  Speaker 1: to you know what, we need one of these that
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  Speaker 1: neither one of us might have done on our own.
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  Speaker 4: Why they also do more shopping like together. Like when
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  Speaker 4: I go in and go shopping, it's like a list
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  Speaker 4: and I go. When I'm with him, it's more like
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  Speaker 4: perusing and oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because okay, that makes sense. Maybe that's it. You're
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  Speaker 3: not you're not as folk. Just get in, get your stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and get out. You're kind of walking around together.
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  Speaker 5: It's an activity, right, right, Hey, this can't just be me.
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  Speaker 5: This has got to be like an evolutionary adaptation or
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  Speaker 5: some something deep in the animal brain.
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  Speaker 2: When I go past the area that.
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  Speaker 5: Has like boxes and boxes of boxes a brand new.
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  Speaker 2: Like socks or or or you know, sweats.
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  Speaker 5: Or whatever, I feel like because I don't need any
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  Speaker 5: damn socks.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, oh damn, I don't need any socks.
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  Speaker 5: That's too bad, because there's such an abundance of socks there,
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  Speaker 5: reasonably priced, and I think, oh, this is a missed opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's got to be.
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  Speaker 5: Like you know, a caveman who's totally full comes across
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  Speaker 5: an animal that he can easily kill an ed and
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  Speaker 5: he's like, I'm not hungry, not hungry for.
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  Speaker 2: A beaver right now. It's oh boy again with the child.
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  Speaker 1: You're a weeness.
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  Speaker 2: You know, shit it doing. It's gotta be something like that.
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  Speaker 5: There is nourishment, but you don't need it, and it
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  Speaker 5: feels like a wasted opportunity or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I have a problem with Costco where I think I
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  Speaker 3: should buy this big package of Triple A batteries and
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  Speaker 3: I did that last time, and to tell before and
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  Speaker 3: I got more Triple A batteries than any human being
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  Speaker 3: whatever need.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Of trip that too, And Judy says, well, we're now
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  Speaker 5: stocked up for the next five years.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what what are you talking about? You got
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  Speaker 2: those last time you were there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, it was a good time then and it's
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  Speaker 5: a good time today.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good idea, I should say.
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  Speaker 1: I got a question for you, Katie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've done this or not, or
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  Speaker 3: maybe i'm I don't know, but I see couples doing
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  Speaker 3: this and it almost it can make me misty eyed.
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  Speaker 3: One of my favorite things of my life was when
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  Speaker 3: we would the first child, specifically because once you have
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  Speaker 3: a kid, then you got a whole different thing. But
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  Speaker 3: pregnant with the first child and like going to Target
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  Speaker 3: or Costco and stuff like that and doing our shopping
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  Speaker 3: getting ready for it. Oh, I loved that period of
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  Speaker 3: my life. It was fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Drew and I have not done that yet, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: very excited about it, but we have not. Our schedules
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  Speaker 4: are so out of whack that we're setting a date,
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  Speaker 4: hopefully Friday.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe I gaid it. Maybe I got more feminine
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  Speaker 3: nesting in me than most guys are. I don't know what,
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  Speaker 3: but I really enjoyed that getting prepared, buying stuff together
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  Speaker 3: for the whole next chapter of your life.
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  Speaker 5: What color are we painting the nursery or the baby's
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  Speaker 5: room or whatever, if you had a room, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's that were he's we're actually a poor guy who
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  Speaker 4: we're converting his office. So he's going to move all
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  Speaker 4: of his office stuff into my office and we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: do like a baby zoo themed baby zoo.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: Now, this is a zoo that have babies in the
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  Speaker 5: cages or it's a zoo, zoo with caged babies. For
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  Speaker 5: that's concat.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: We were thinking out of the box now, Like one
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  Speaker 4: of our first dates and one of our favorite places
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  Speaker 4: to go is the zoo.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna do like little baby zoo animals.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, yeah, that's that's great because kids, babies love
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  Speaker 5: animals and living their names and what noises they make.
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  Speaker 5: I tell you what you want to talk about, misty eyed.
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  Speaker 5: Take me back to reading all the books to my
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  Speaker 5: kids when they were little, and how much I enjoyed that. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: and doing all the voices and the animal names and
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  Speaker 5: their noises and all of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you want to go into the baby zoo at
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  Speaker 3: feeding time when they come out of their little holes
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  Speaker 3: so you can see them out there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well in the zoo keepers you know, breastfeeding, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, so so many boobs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, feeding time at the baby zoo is well, it's
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  Speaker 5: a different experience than you know, hurling me to the tiger.
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  Speaker 3: And that seems like a good place to end.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hang on, I want to take us back to
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  Speaker 4: the childish thing. I'm looking at a thing, the weenus.
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  Speaker 4: On the other side the pit is called the woagina.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not really pade this up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at it. You're an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: You can't argue with urban dictionary.
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  Speaker 5: Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have your fork? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well just saying, you know that apple pie at
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  Speaker 3: cost Go is awfully good.
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  Speaker 2: He always has a fork.
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  Speaker 3: The never been washed, always washed, it's been wiped off
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  Speaker 3: kind of.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's well cured. Then it's like a cast iron pan.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a cast it's well seasoned.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't that many people that could could immediately pull out
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  Speaker 3: a fork? You're the only one I know.
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  Speaker 1: And a fight