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2/25/2026 Full Show: New Underwear Coffee Hack Will Have You Scared!! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome. Welcome Millia Y, Billy the
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  Speaker 1: Care the Kid, cue Berly the Kill, Billy.
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  Speaker 2: The Kid in the Morning, starring the one and Only
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  Speaker 2: Kandace Lopez and producer Pooh Really the Kid.
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  Speaker 1: In the Morning, Life and Logolf. Billy's a Kid in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Good morning, Welcome to your Wednesday. And it's
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  Speaker 1: February twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 3: Already I mixed one of two point nine min name
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  Speaker 3: is Billy the Kid.
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  Speaker 1: Candae Lopez is your producer. Poo is here, Candace? Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning? I'm good.
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  Speaker 5: But I want to know if I have a case,
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  Speaker 5: if I were to go to Kandas court to go
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  Speaker 5: to Billy's court real quick, Yeah, I'll go to Billy's court.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me how you feel about this?
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  Speaker 5: Because I was at our one of our favorite sushi restaurants.
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  Speaker 4: Right, go in. Eric's not there yet.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm just gonna order our old faithful Volcano rolls,
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  Speaker 5: right and order the Volcano roll.
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  Speaker 4: Always get the Volcano roll. It's all good, so good
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  Speaker 4: order it.
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  Speaker 5: He shows up, The food comes and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: what is this?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Ask for the menu back?
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  Speaker 5: So they've apparently changed their menu and changed the ingredients
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  Speaker 5: of the Volcano roll.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not the same without saying anything about it.
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  Speaker 5: They didn't say anything about it. I looked on the menu.
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  Speaker 5: It was right there. It states crawfish, which is not
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  Speaker 5: something that has ever been in the Volcano roll. It
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  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, it was crab, and I can't think
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  Speaker 5: of what with other fishes. It's like it's creamy and
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  Speaker 5: spicy and deliciousness off this like seashell that I love.
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  Speaker 1: But crawfish is good.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was fine, but it wasn't the same.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have ordered it if I had known that
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  Speaker 5: they had changed the menu. But she said, yeah, we
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  Speaker 5: changed the menu. It's more expensive for scallops.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was, scallops. She said, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Gotten more expensive, so we changed the menu.
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  Speaker 1: I just changed my favorite thing with that. That's my
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  Speaker 1: go to. You can't do me like that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so glad you guys feel the same way as
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  Speaker 5: being they are guilty of being a bad menu.
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  Speaker 3: Megan, you there, you go. You can't just do that
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  Speaker 3: without telling me.
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  Speaker 5: If you're going to change the main ingredient, at least
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  Speaker 5: change your name.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you.
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  Speaker 3: How am I going to get some I'm order and
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking I'm getting scamps, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 3: I got crawfish.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 5: We've been waiting for this sushi meal for a long
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  Speaker 5: time because we just don't make time to go. Until
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  Speaker 5: we go, we want to enjoy it, right.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with you. I'm on your side. Canis Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happened to you.
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  Speaker 4: They really upset me.
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  Speaker 1: It is a first world problem.
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  Speaker 4: It is very much so.
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  Speaker 3: But at the same time, that's life. You know what,
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  Speaker 3: and you live and you learn. You'll try them through that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta stay strong.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Okay, appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, Yeah, scallops. I like crawfish, but I don't want
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  Speaker 3: it my volcano roll.
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  Speaker 5: No, you want scallops the way it's always been.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, can't thank you. Producer poo Is here,
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  Speaker 1: what's up with you, Pooh? Yesterday I went on my
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  Speaker 1: nightly walk.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to hear about it. I knew
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  Speaker 3: you were going to bring this up. This guy's talking
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  Speaker 3: about how he's so fit. I go on walks every night.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, go ahead, let me tell you this.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, it's just just a walk around my apartment
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  Speaker 6: complex or whatever. And I dipped in the Coldstone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, kids.
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  Speaker 5: Like you just got me atone old body.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed it there.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, oh whoa Coldstones here? Let me get
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  Speaker 6: a little ice cream. And you know what, it's not
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  Speaker 6: big back activity if you're walking, because I'm walking back
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  Speaker 6: to my apartments and I'm walking off what I just ate.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask the fit expert on the show. That's big,
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  Speaker 1: big bag.
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  Speaker 3: You cannot frame it like you're going on a nightly
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  Speaker 3: walk for your fitness. Your walk is walking the Coldstone
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  Speaker 3: creamery to get ice cream.
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  Speaker 5: You're not exactly working it off. You are helping your
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  Speaker 5: blood sugar. However, if you're gonna walk, you should walk
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  Speaker 5: ten minutes after every meal.
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  Speaker 1: Cani's Coldstone is a block away. No, it's just about
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  Speaker 1: a mile and a half. No, it's not okay, And
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  Speaker 1: what did you order? Huh? What did you order ordered?
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  Speaker 1: There's small it's called I like it. It's you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like it. Love it. You have three sizes? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know because I'm not in regular. H I got
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  Speaker 1: the smallest one. I got the smallest one.
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  Speaker 6: Just how many calariy and I got oh, I didn't
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  Speaker 6: look at the calary bro And.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine if you want to have ice cream. But
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  Speaker 3: we're supposed to be on our fitness journey together in
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  Speaker 3: our summer bodies.
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  Speaker 1: Ready.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, I just figured if I'm walking, and
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  Speaker 6: I walked, I took an extra walk around the complex.
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  Speaker 1: Huh while I ate my ice cream. But I was like, okay, okay, well.
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  Speaker 4: You wants better. It's progress.
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  Speaker 6: It's better than nothing because normally I just go upstairs
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  Speaker 6: into my apartment.
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  Speaker 1: And go to sleep. Damn. I walked to water Bird
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  Speaker 1: and then I figured I washed this down with the
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  Speaker 1: number two is.
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  Speaker 5: To just walk. Remember last year, I was like, Pooh,
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  Speaker 5: just walk literally you lift barbels and just moving.
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  Speaker 1: Next time, can we specify let's not walk to the
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  Speaker 1: ice cream place, walks to start, Okay, it's a stop,
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  Speaker 1: just trying to keep fit.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of Pooh, I'm cracking up because this morning, Candas,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think you've seen my social media yet.
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  Speaker 4: No I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you go to Billy on the radio, I
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  Speaker 3: get off the elevator today and I'm like, what is
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  Speaker 3: this And there's a credit card laying on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: What so I pick up the credit card.
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  Speaker 1: And I look.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, it's against the wall, just laying there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was producer Pooh's credit card. What So I walked
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  Speaker 3: into the studio this morning where he's at and I go, hey,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for the coffee.
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  Speaker 1: And you should have saw his face. He was so confused.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, wait, where did you find that?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it must have fell out. I've been looking for it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I was looking for it, I was like,
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  Speaker 6: maybe I lift it at home. Yeah, yeah, but my
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  Speaker 6: credit card slipped out of my little wallet.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it jumped out.
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  Speaker 2: Tests Tough Stories on the Tents with Billy's a Kid
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  Speaker 2: in the.
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  Speaker 7: Morning only on the new Mixed one O two point nine.
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  Speaker 1: Cannis low Pez, what is going on in our crazy world?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to be twenty degrees warmer than normal today,
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  Speaker 5: high of eighty three. Still a bit windy, so just
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  Speaker 5: a heads up. It's fifty seven right now. For ISD
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  Speaker 5: voted to reject a new policy that would add designated
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  Speaker 5: prayer time in schools.
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  Speaker 4: Leaders in the district say.
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  Speaker 5: Laws already exist to protect religious practices. This new policy
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  Speaker 5: would also be hard to manage. They say the proposed
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  Speaker 5: rules would require parental consent and a liability waiver, as
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  Speaker 5: well as time outside the classroom that is, in a
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  Speaker 5: location where students and staff not participating can't hear it.
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  Speaker 5: Each Texas school board has to vote by March first
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  Speaker 5: on whether to adopt these policies, and that is according
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  Speaker 5: to a state and mandate from last year. But Fort
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  Speaker 5: Worth one of the bigger districts to go ahead and
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  Speaker 5: vote to reject that.
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  Speaker 3: So they're saying, if you would want to pray, you
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  Speaker 3: could go to a designated area to do so.
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  Speaker 5: Right, That's sort of the mandate that came down, And
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  Speaker 5: each district will vote on whether to adopt the policy
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  Speaker 5: or not, because you know, some of them are like,
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  Speaker 5: we already have, you know, these policies in place that
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  Speaker 5: provide this, So what do we need the extra mandate for?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'll keep you posted, guys. The Ikia stuff
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  Speaker 5: he made famous by Punch the Monkey, who went viral
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  Speaker 5: over the weekend after he was abandoned by his mom.
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  Speaker 5: It's officially sold out and is now selling for as
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  Speaker 5: much as three hundred and fifty dollars on third party sites.
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  Speaker 5: So we were talking about this Monday, but now it's
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  Speaker 5: sold out in the US, Japan, and South Korea.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Jungle Skog plush.
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  Speaker 1: On punch Ir Tang punched the monkey.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't know this, the guy, this little monkey
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  Speaker 3: that was abandoned by his family. Yeah, and then bullied
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  Speaker 3: by the other monkeys, and it's pretty much my life story.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and then he had to just hang out with
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  Speaker 3: his little plushy and would just hug it and hold it.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what I did when my dad left. Oh
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  Speaker 3: what I did? I had that little sock monkey. You
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  Speaker 3: did remember a sock monkey. Yes, that's what I had.
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  Speaker 3: Try to playing catch with a sock monkey.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Billy, he doesn't throw it back.
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  Speaker 1: I just throw it at him and hits him. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty much punch no punch the kid. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Their Instagram post that IPA made was so perfect though.
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  Speaker 5: They posted a picture of the monkey holding holding it
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  Speaker 5: saying we're all.
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  Speaker 4: Punches family now.
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  Speaker 5: And I feel like the entire internet is in agreement
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  Speaker 5: with that, because.
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  Speaker 3: They've ever gotten so riled up about a little monkey right.
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  Speaker 4: Around and like, who's allowing this?
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  Speaker 5: I know this is the animal Kingdom and they do
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  Speaker 5: what they do, but yeah, a little punch.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to hit the monkeys. I'm sorry. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: go now and just go box using punch like a swiffer.
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  Speaker 3: I was so mad, but I guess I saw one
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  Speaker 3: update that said he's been accepted by the other monkeys.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're cuddling him now and carrying him around.
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  Speaker 4: And treating him like he deserves. So good for you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want him to get adopted either by some
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  Speaker 3: millionaire because he's trendy.
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  Speaker 1: You know, those people are trying to buy a punch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm wanna wait and see how big he gets,
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  Speaker 5: and like, then what happens.
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  Speaker 1: You know he's gonna get huge, yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 5: And then he's gonna come for revenge unless he's, you know,
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  Speaker 5: figured out how to be a peaceful monkey.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wait for that plot. Yeah, punch gets revenge.
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  Speaker 4: Guys.
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  Speaker 5: Selena Gomez fans are calling for her to divorce at
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  Speaker 5: Benny Blanco after what happened during his podcast launch yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: So he's started this podcast.
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  Speaker 5: It's called Friends Keep Secrets, and in the first episode,
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  Speaker 5: you see him lounging on the couch barefoot, the bottom
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  Speaker 5: of his feet are disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Really, they are so dirty, Walmarphy, Like.
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  Speaker 1: He's been walking around Dollar General?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, like yeah, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 5: Like have they not washed the floors wherever they are?
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  Speaker 4: What's happening? Did he go for a walk? Was he
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  Speaker 4: grounding in the road?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what's happening, but the bottom of his
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  Speaker 5: feet are like my really?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: And is it that's not bad enough? Then he's like
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  Speaker 5: testing out the microphones and he's like, see if it'll
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  Speaker 5: get this and he pushes out a toot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no on the mic What what is called?
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  Speaker 7: This?
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  Speaker 8: Is?
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  Speaker 2: She?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Do they sleep in the same bedroom? I just can't
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  Speaker 1: picture it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I hope she has a separate bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: I love Selena like a little sister, but come on,
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  Speaker 3: what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: That's just gros. I can't picture these two together.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I still can't, especially now that I've seen
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  Speaker 5: the bottom of his feet way that I have.
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  Speaker 4: Now, it's just worse.
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  Speaker 3: And I've met Bennie and he's not a bad guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I mean, okay, he smells a little.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been around him. He smells a little
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  Speaker 4: I mean yeah, kind of earthy, Okay, like how nuts
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  Speaker 4: you're all, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like he it smells like he uses organic deodoring. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't really work. Yeah, not bad, just a little musty,
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  Speaker 1: not but truly not but truly he smells like corn nuts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's actually on Wiki feet.
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  Speaker 5: He's got a three point one eight out of five
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  Speaker 5: star rating, And I'm like, how did he even get
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  Speaker 5: three point one eight?
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  Speaker 1: That's just discussed because totel art, I can't think got
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  Speaker 1: I use separate bedrooms? Yeah, they got us. She's probably
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  Speaker 1: just like Bennie, you're cool, but go sleep over there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: Anyways, I'm Candleslas zero, Texas Top Stories.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's do a real or fake news right now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you three headlines. You gotta tell me
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  Speaker 3: which one is the fake story. It's just a fun
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  Speaker 3: way to talk about ridiculous things going on in this world.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready for headline? Number one?
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  Speaker 5: Ready?
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  Speaker 3: Influencer who spent more more than forty nine thousand dollars
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  Speaker 3: on lip fillers says she can no longer close her mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Influencer who spent over forty nine thousand dollars on lip
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  Speaker 3: fillers says she can no longer close her mouth. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: I think I saw her in Highland Park, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Headline number two. New Spotify ern plays your favorite music
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  Speaker 3: after you're dead?
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  Speaker 1: Why oh music?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Now, I got a DJ set?
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  Speaker 7: What up?
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  Speaker 2: Past?
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  Speaker 1: New Spotify urn plays your favorite music after you're dead.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number three.
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  Speaker 3: New study says that you should be replacing your underwear
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  Speaker 3: once every nine months. A new study says that you
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  Speaker 3: should be replacing your underwear once every nine months. Your
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  Speaker 3: three headlines right there? You gotta tell me which one
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  Speaker 3: do you think is fake? It's tough today, Candice Lopez,
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  Speaker 3: you are typically a big winner game Winter Winter Chicken Dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see if you're gonna do it today. Would you
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  Speaker 3: like to take the first guest? Would you like to
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  Speaker 3: pass it to Poop?
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  Speaker 4: I think I'll pass it to Poo today.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, the pressure is on Poop? Which one do you
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  Speaker 1: think is the fake story? I'm gonna go with that
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  Speaker 1: second story spot with then you don't think they are
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  Speaker 1: coming out with an urn? No?
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  Speaker 6: So now I got a remix? Is played while I'm
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  Speaker 6: getting I don't know, lock I lock you in?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Lock me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Locked in? Officially? There you go, Candislopez, which one
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  Speaker 1: do you think is the fake story.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen some really big lips lately, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: go with that last story.
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  Speaker 4: Unaware story you have.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's true. That's a good So you want
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  Speaker 1: that locked in?
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  Speaker 5: Get in.
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  Speaker 3: You think the fake story is you should be replacing
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  Speaker 3: your under every nine months. All right, let's lock that in.
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  Speaker 3: And the winner today is Candlop. Congratulations Candice than you
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  Speaker 3: you won nothing, all right, but it's all good because
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  Speaker 3: we you won bragging rights. That is the fake story.
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  Speaker 3: How the fake stories? You don't have to replace your
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  Speaker 3: underwear every nine months. But they did do a study
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  Speaker 3: on this, and surprisingly it was not what I expected.
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  Speaker 3: If you had a guess, what do you think? Research
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  Speaker 3: shows that you should replace your undies every.
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  Speaker 4: What I would say? Four months? For four yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Four months?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wow yeah, okay, let me lock you in. I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: There you're locked in, okay, producer, pooh, what what do
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  Speaker 3: you think?
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  Speaker 1: I'll say at least five or six months? The correct
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  Speaker 1: answer was six months.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: They say you should change your underwear, like throw them
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  Speaker 3: away and get new undies every six months.
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  Speaker 1: Sense No, it doesn't. Yeah, who's doing that?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like people are women.
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  Speaker 1: Women are changing in women's underwear. It's kind of expensive,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it can be if you're buying expensive underwear,
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  Speaker 5: But you don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: I can buy a whole pack Amazon for like ten bucks.
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  Speaker 5: We'll just set it in your card for every six
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  Speaker 5: months to auto order. Oh, then you don't have to
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  Speaker 5: worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Not a bad idea, Yeah, yeah, I don't. I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 1: who's got right now? Right now?
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: I keep mine from that savage Rihanna's line at fenty
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: really yeah, they got a sale going on hashtag?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Not an ad, but yeah, why did I have to
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I have to hear that.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: I never thought you would wear a sat.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: You buy your underwear from Rihanna just recently?
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or so I do, even though she had those.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Are the songs. No, no, she sells lingerie. Yeah there,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: she got a man line. You do not change your
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: underwear every six months, not every sing but but I yeah,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I do change it. You have underwear from the nineteen hundred.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: All right, Anyway, the real stories are, Oh, this is
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: very interesting, this story to me.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, first of all, let's get to the lip filler.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: This poor woman, Oh my gosh, influencer who's spent over
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: forty nine thousand dollars on just lip filler alone, says
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: she's having a problem closing her mouth now she spent
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: so much money on this. She posted close up photos
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: of the results online, sparking widespread debate. Some people voice
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: concern saying, at this point, like, who's doing the filler
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: on her?
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Like it's some I mean, her lips are insane looking.
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: If you're a doctor and you're gonna inject, aren't you, like,
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: hang on a second here, And.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I'm all about ladies feeling confident, sure and doing your thing, Like,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: if you want filler, get your filler, girl, I don't
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: care what you do. But this is excessive to the
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: point where it looks like she can't even eat.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like she can't even move.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Oh really, Oh it's look.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish you know what. Give me a minute.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I'll post a picture on my Instagram.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: That's awful.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: It looks like sausages.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like two glizzies. Yeah, fighting for position.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Oh no, that looks painful.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Give me a minute.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I'll post this on my story on Instagram at Billy
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: on the radio at Billy on the radio, and then
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: this story a new Spotify earn plays your favorite music
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: after you're dead.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess yeah, I don't know how.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I Liquid Death and Spotify are teaming up to do
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: an eternal playlist to where Yes, there's an urn that
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: does this, so you have, I guess a Spotify playlist
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: ready to go, one hundred and fifty songs available. When
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: you walk by it, you could set it motion motion censored.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine no, like walking by like Grandma's casket
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Like you're like, Grammy did love this song? So I
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: guess we ought to stop and just back it up
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: out of respect.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, should we do it for a minute for Granny?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It's Mix one O two point nine. Appeel at a
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: kid Candice slow pans producer Poo. Hopefully you're having a
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: good morning so far. I was asking you, what is
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: the silliest argument you've gotten into with your partner? Just
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: a silly argument. I saw this threat and it was
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: just cracking me out, because you know, Poo and I
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: we have nobody to argue with except each other because
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: we're single. Sometimes it gets born you want to argue
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: with someone, you want to pick a fight. I was
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: gonna ask you, Candice, what are you and Eric fight about?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: But I already know what.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: We don't fight.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: It's just so you know what it's life is just
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: so perfect. No, it's not perfect. I'm not a fighter,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: and so we just debate.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: It's just perfect you debate.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we just talk about it, like discuss it.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: It's more like a disagreement of past notes. Yeah, they're
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: so perfect.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: It's not. That's not true at all.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: It just makes me so angry that true's jealous of
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: the relationship you have.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: No, I want an Eric. I need me a good Eric.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: What I need? You know? All right, silliest argument? Let
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: me know. Some of these are funny. In the thread,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: one girl said, my husband pronounces celery the vegetable, like salary,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: like the yearly wage. It drives me absolutely insane, And
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: now I think he does it on purpose. How do
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: you say it? Pooh, what do you say? I don't
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: think you do. Yeah, say celery, pronounce a lot.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll be honest, sometimes I say that sometimes
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: salary salary, salary.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: You eat salary.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I love salary. Good, so good for you right, Yeah, okay.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: This one said when my wife was pregnant a few
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: days from giving birth, she went off on me for
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: not eating breakfast, like tears streaming down her face and sobbing,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: saying that you're gonna set a bad example for our kids.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: If you don't. He leave her alone. She's a pregnant woman.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: She gets to do whatever she wants.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Another person says, well, I got into it with my
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: wife because she thinks I sneeze too loud.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Sounds familiar. Who's the loud sneezer in here?
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: We know it's me, which is crazy super loud because
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: you're the quietest person on earth. But when you sneeze, yeah,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: super you have a bro sneeze.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: So she just build up and then I can't control
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: them out of nowhere.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: It's like you think someone's breaking in. It's so loud out. Yeah, no,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: it's fine. I'm used to it now. But it's like
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: you're just sitting there and sweet little cand is sitting
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: all there, all quiet. Then all of a sudden, it's like.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: It's like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Looking behind you think somebody's behind You would think a
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: three hundred pound dudes behind you the way you sneeze
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: it's like whoa, and you look like, oh my god,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: it makes us jump. Rhiannon has one. You and your
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: man fight about what now.
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: So my current boyfriend and I are about to move
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: in together and we both love to cook, but we
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: don't have like salt and pepper grinders. So he was like, oh,
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: I really want to get salt and pepper grinders, and
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: I said, okay, cool, like we can just go to
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: the grocery store and get them. And at this time,
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: like he wasn't with me when I went to the
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: grocery store. So I bought the saltan pepper grinder that
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: I thought looked nice.
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: Sure, and when he got home he.
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: Got upset because he said that it wasn't the salt
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: and pepper grinder that he would have referred or like
• 20:01
  Speaker 10: the color was.
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: Off and things like that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: So he was like, we have to go and return
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: it and find another.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: One, and you were like, no, these the ones I got.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Get over it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: Yes, I mean I told him. I'm like, I mean
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: I can see because he was like very specific about them.
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: I don't know what really what difference, but I guess
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: the color was was what was bothering him the most.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: And I know you love him, but I know you
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: love him, But let me ask you. What's his name?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: His right? Gregory?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm gonna send a message to Gregory. You'll never
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: win these fights ever.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's compromising, happy wife, happy life.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Let her have the salt and pepper shakers, let her
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: do whatever she wants.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Who cares? You learn to pick your battles, my guy,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: It all tastes the same.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna come out the same. You know what
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: it's gonna come out. It's gonna come out as an
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: argument flavored like an argument? Do you want do you
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: want to every dinner to be an argument?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: No? You know? Who cares? Gregory? Get over at greg
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: You're guilty of being a salty greg All right, there
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you go. I hopefully hopefully he's listening, and uh yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you get whatever you want. Girl. Okay, Hey, you're the best.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. I have a good day. Bye.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, really, salt pepper.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: He's a pro chef. He doesn't like how it feels
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: in his hands.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Can I'll be happy if I have salt?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Right, Brandon, silliest argument you've gotten into it about?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not silly. To me, but it is silly too,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: my girl. Oh good cook fur crowd. He cooks star
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: krout and it smells the whole house like dirty feet.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: So she just wants you to get the probotics.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh god, here we go. Oh no, not the.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Cannas.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Don't even get me started on your chili.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: There's no saur krowt my chili.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Actually she puts that in her chili.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: She puts, I haven't had sauerkraut since my grandma used
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: to make me eat it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Back in the day with hot dogs.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: For trendy to eat it is yeah for good health.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, well this Brandon your trendy Yeah for goodill. Hey,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I do got a question for Pooh yeah, oh lord
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: producer Pooh do you miss her? Oh my god, hey Bill, Yes,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: he does.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Brandon testas top Stories on the Tents with Billy the
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  Speaker 2: Kid in the.
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  Speaker 7: Morning only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the mesquite Mama Sita, the Queen of Kale. Here
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  Speaker 3: she is Candice Lopez with everything you need to know, Cannice.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: The city of Houston will be the home of production
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: for Apple's new Mac Minnie. This will be the first
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: time the computer will be built in the US. They're
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: already making advanced AI servers at Apple's campus down there,
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: but they're also going to build a twenty thousand square
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: foot manufacturing center that will open later this year. I
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: know they've also been working on a facility for hands
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: on training, but kind of cool to see Apple making
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: computers right here in Texas.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, listen, jobs coming to Texas, even if
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: it is Houston, I won't hate.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. Listen to this. Guys.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Police in New York City are investigating after officers were
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: hit with snowballs while responding to a massive snowball fight.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: That's not funny, slippery.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Is pretty crazy.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: So this was happening at Washington Square Park in Manhattan
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: during that recent blizzard. Right, Well, there's a video showing
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: two officers in uniform walking in the park as snowballs
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: just fly at them from all directions. Snowballs were hitting them,
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: covering them in snow. They were obviously frustrated and reportedly
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: pushed at least two people to the ground while these
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: snowballs just kept coming.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I saw the video. Do you
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: see the video. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: That's not a snowball fight, that's just you just throwing
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: stuff is yeah, at cops because you're frustrated.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Right, at one point, someone comes up and like smushes
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: snow onto one.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Of the officers heads.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: But NYPD did release a statement saying multiple officers were
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: struck in the face with snowballs and we're removed by
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: EMS and stable condition.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: They were taken to the hospital.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: But they've also released pictures of four people they're looking
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: for in connection with this, looking for the public's.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Help to find them.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: And one of these guys has I mean, this is
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: like a snowball thing that.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Looks bigger than a basketball.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I mean it looks like that's not like a beach
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: ball size, like giant.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: No, they were yeating, yes, these snowballs at the cops,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: and it was obviously in an aggressive fashion because some people.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Were like they were just having fun.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: It's fun that both people are involved, right if you're
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: having fun. It's not fun if I'm just throwing snowballs
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: at your face, right, and you're not like, hey, let's
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: have a snowball fight.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, especially during a time where like you know, law
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: enforcement might be needed, y'all having like a historic blizzard, right,
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: it's pretty.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Bad up there.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: But just imagine going to prison because you threw a snowball,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: right like everybody else in prison for like murder and
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: all these crazy crimes, and you're like, yeah, threw a
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: snowball at a cop.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: WHOA, I thought.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: You were unhinged here during an understorm with all the
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: ATVs and people getting called.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Out, they're getting crazy affair.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very crazy.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: There is a new dieting trend going viral on social media.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It's called plastic wrap eating.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I actually saw.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: This for the first time last night. I was just
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: doom scrolling. I don't even know why this was in
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: my feed, but I thought this was a joke. This
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: is worse than, you know, chewing your food and spitting
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: it out.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: So the idea is to trick your brain into thinking
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: you're eating, and these people are putting clear, plastic, clean
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: rap in their mouths, then putting like a bite of
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: food in chewing and taking the whole thing out and
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: throwing it away.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: So wait, so if I wanted to do this, like
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I have a donut right here, Like if I had
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: a donut, I put the plastic wrap in my mouth,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: which doesn't sound safe because if you breathe.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: And you could choke. Oh absolutely, So you put that
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: in your mouth so you don't taste it, right, chew
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: it right? What's the point?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: I know the girl I saw it took like two
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: bites and I'm like, well two bites, what are you doing?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: At least like give it some more?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: But you can't taste it, so you're just chewing right.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: First of all, my fat stomach is too smart for
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: all that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: This is so insane. Please do not do this.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: My brain is going to be like you idiot.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I know I'm not tasting it and it's not going
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: down the hatch, right, So what are you doing?
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Experts are saying, you know, this could intensify cravings over time,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: and warned that doing stuff like this can lead to
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: serious eating disorders. And I cannot believe we have to
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: tell people not to put clean wrap in your mouth.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He's doing that, I know.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's why I do know somebody who chews
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: up food though, Like if they want a donut for
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: you people, they'll I've heard of many people doing this. Yeah,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: they chew the doughnut up, but they don't swallow it,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: and then they spit it in the.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Guard right, so it lights up your taste buds or
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: just to your brain, so.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: You get I mean you get the flavor, yeah, and
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: then you spit it out.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: But to me, I just don't have that much self control. Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I wonder though, if this is just a joke
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: and someone's doing it just to see how far, how
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: viral it'll go, because really you're putting clean wrap in.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Actually it's not the because I saw food to it ear.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: He just ate the plastic bread.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: My stomach can separate it. His stomach thought it was
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: just to go. He just swallowed it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Don't do it, guys, not even for the ground. I'm Candoslopez.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Those are your Texas top stories.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: Get it off your chest, mess, You'll feel better.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret and mixed.
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  Speaker 3: One on two point nine Bill at a kid, Canda Slopez,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: she's here, producer, who is here? We got this Disneyland vacation.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: We were just I mean giving it to wait. So
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: many chances to win this another shot coming up next?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be nice?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Days to last?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not cheap to go, but it's
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: it's something you will remember forever for sure. It's one
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: of those things. So yeah, chance to win coming up next,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Dirty Little Secret. If you got one, bring it eight
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  Speaker 3: three three seven eight seven one O two nine, or
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: you can always DM me at Billy on the radio.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Now you got one. What's going on?
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: Well, my twenty five year high school reunion is coming up,
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: and I should be excited. I mean I'm going with
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: my husband, who who was actually my high school boyfriend
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: back then.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we dated junior and senior year, and then we
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: left for college and somehow life brought us back together
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: after almost two decades apart.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, so you were together? Oh I thought you
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: were together ever since. So you were together in high
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: school and then came back together after years.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: That's the cutest good for you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: We ended up coming back together and it's been perfect.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Is that what a girl means when she says I
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: need space? It's two decades?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because I got.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: That girl's gonna come back in twenty years from now.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: So you get back together. But why is the reunion
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: a issue? What's going on or what happened?
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: Well, there's something I never told him the summer before
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: senior year, during this break that we went on, I
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: had a little.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Situation, what is your okay, a fleeing So you two
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: are still together, you were on a break or whatever
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you're doing, Okay, it's twenty some years ago.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Twenty to be there, Like, what's the oh god?
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's not not only is the guy gonna
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: be there, but it's his sworn enemy from high school.
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: And I just could never tell him, okay, I mean
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: it didn't mean anything. It wasn't serious, there was zero emotion.
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: It was just dumb teenage rebellion.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And honestly, yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: Exactly, I don't even think about the guy except for now,
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: now that the reunion's coming up, and now that we're
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: going together as a married couple, I know that his
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: enemy guy is going to be there, and I'm panicking.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: No.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's probably matured and probably don't care, probably in
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: their own relationships now.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you found out something to been twenty
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: five years ago, yeah, you're sworn. They weren't even together.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I mean technically they were on a break.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Anyway, get exactly on a break and not to mention
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: you think this guy is gonna be like, hey, remember
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: that time twenty five years ago when we hooked up.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: He might in front of everyone.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Come on, can you imagine the drama.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe I shouldn't jink like that. He might
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: be a little tipsy and be like, we had our
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: time together right.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Home, you're out even more.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think you have anything to you. First
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: of all, what do you feel guilty about? I mean,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: that was so many years ago. I'm not saying you
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: didn't do anything wrong. You weren't even together. It's not
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: like you cheated on him.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: You hooked. You hooked up with the guy that he
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't like. Okay, out of all the guys, it's high school.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: I just I feel like I should have said something then,
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: and I know honestly is the thing, but I'm just
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: terrified it'll hurt him in a way that feels pointless
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: after all these years.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, you so he won, does he care?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: You're the prize? Right?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: He got you and everything's good. I mean, I don't
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: think it's gonna ever get brought up, so it doesn't matter.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't bring I definitely wouldn't be like you know what,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: twenty five years ago this.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Is what happened to now, huh, you might as well
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: keep doing it.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, I forgot tell me be awkward. It's
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: not gonna be awkward.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: If you just then get done, then it'd be awkward.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, if you know how many times I've
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: hit my head, I don't even know what's going on.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I forget things. I'd be like, no, I don't
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: remember that, that didn't even happen. He's lying. Yeah, he's
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: a liar.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my, this is getting worse.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: No, I can't believe you're going to your twenty five
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: year reunion. I don't think I'm gonna go to any reunion.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I wish i'd gone to my last one.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Real.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone said it was so much fun.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: It was like the old days.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Something was different about it. Yeah, I don't know why.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Was it my twenty fifth I don't remember was it
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: twenty five?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know. I don't do math.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I'm so depressed.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, can you let us know what happens?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: And if you tell him or not, don't tell him.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Just let it just go and if any drama breaks.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: Out, let us know, yeah, I'm gonna do that. I
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: really appreciate y'all because yeah, I think I'm just going
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: to do that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, it's twenty five years ago. You'll be fine.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I mean high school reunions after this, after a certain age,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: do you still go?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: I mean people are still going to ours? Really yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: I kind of want to go next time.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I know nobody's going to proose. Why, I mean, is
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: there anyone left? Yeah, he's kind of old. Did you
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: show up? It's you and one other dude. I guess
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: we're the only ones left the court.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: They gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: All rise for the honimble Judge Candace low Pez. I
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: want respect in this court. Put some respect on it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: Let's do it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I thought I was at medieval times.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: You were, you were, you were a many times Billy times.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Judge Candis low Paz. Court is
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: in session. It's makes one of two point nine. Candice,
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: you are everything fair in this world.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: You are a very fair judge. This court has always
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: been nothing but professional. So if you have an issue made,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: it's a relationship, maybe it's with a friend.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: At Candace on air on Instagram at Candace on Air.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: And this is a very good one, very good one.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: This girl wrote, and she said, so my boyfriend and
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I are in a big fat fight because he is
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: going to DJ his ex girlfriend's brother's wedding. Okay, let's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: rewind that so we get it because it's a lot
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: of stuff.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Ex girlfriends brother's wedding.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, so my boyfriend and I are in a big
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: fat fight because he's going to DJ his ex girlfriend's
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: brother's wedding. Obviously, this is awkward because he was with
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: this ex girlfriend for almost four years. We've been together
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: for almost a year, but it wasn't the end of
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: the world. I said, I'd be more than happy to
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: go with him and help him set up and do
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: whatever he needs to do. Oh wow, he says, absolutely not.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: That would be entirely unprofessional if I brought my girlfriend
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: to help. I feel like, if it's what would make
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: me feel more comfortable about the situation, and then he
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: should let me do it. Plus, he doesn't have to
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: pay for someone to help him, so he will make
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: more money. I feel like, if you won't do this
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: for me, then he should cancel the gig.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Whoa oh, dun't dumb wowsies. This is a good one,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: that is, you know.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I mean I dj' for years, so how I got
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: my start in this business? And matter of fact, I
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: still do every once in a while. Yeah, not really
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: like weddings and stuff. But still you're a DJ. You're
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: a DJ.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I have strong feelings on this. But first, Candice Lopez,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: what do you think?
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, are he and the brother close? You know,
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: like otherwise, why does he need this gig? If he's
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: that good of a DJ, He's got other options, right,
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: why do you need to take that as your gig?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Does he need the money from this? These are my
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: initial questions. If it makes your girlfriend uncomfortable, we had.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: To figure out why, Like what's the history there?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, well it's what if you no? Absolutely, But I
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: mean the history is just a history. They dated.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: So the ex girlfriend going to be there? Of course
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: she's going to be there. Yeah, she'll be there. It's
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: her brother's wedding, right, Yeah, maybe they plan this and
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I wish I knew this. I wish I knew when
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: they planned it. And how long okay, how far away
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: is the wedding? Because I think those two things matter
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: if you plan this and you lock this guy in
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: when he was dating your sister, because you know, I mean,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: at the end of the day, things happened a long
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: time in advance.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: When it comes to weddings, Yeah, that's true. If it
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: was already booked and you said, well that I'm a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: man in my word, I think I'm gonna do it. Yeah,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: you know, because you don't want to cancel last minute.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And sometimes people put down a deposit. I don't know, right,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: But do you take the girlfriend producer Pooh, nope, No,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. She just wants to go to be messy.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: That's all it is.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: She wants to go and sit up there and be
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: like I got him now type stuff. I know how
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: women are.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: No, stay at Holy yeah, stay at Holy Go. Let
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: me go get this money and that's it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: And I understand that because I do understand when it's
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: DJ's it's a very competitive landscape. So when you get
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: a gig and weddings pay well. But I bet you
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: he's not paying full price.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Right because it's a Homi hookup.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Probably it's a Homy hookup to a point, so he's
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: not paying full price. So to me, is it worth
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: all the drama on the back end with my girlfriend
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: if I really love her?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Right, I love you, but you got to learn to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: trust me.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: But aren't relationships and I know Plu's gonna get mad
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: at me for saying this, Oh here we go.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Aren't relationships all about compromise? So for the most part,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: but like, you got to learn to trust me. Girl.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Listen, I'm gonna go do this gig again, coming right
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: back home to you. You don't need to go and
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: help me. What you're gonna carry? What my turntables?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe, I think it's kind of cool that she offered
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: instead of just saying I don't want you to do it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I thought it was kind of awesome that she said, hey,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I'll help you set up you wanted to pay somebody?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: Cool?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: And I would kind of listen, I would kind of
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: want to do this and bring her.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Because she could see.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you could see that not only do I
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: have nothing to hide a b I'm proud of my
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: new girlfriend and she helps me out and I'm sorry,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: but ex girlfriend's gonna be there in your face.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I don't need you.
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: I like that take too, and it's Like, what's more
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: awkward in a new ish less than a year relationship
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: than like him being around his ex? Like that's pretty
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: much the top. So, like, you either need to not
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: take the gig or you need to let her help you.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I agree because I feel like this, well, I'm not
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: the kind of guy that wants to make my girlfriend
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: or partner feel uncomfortable.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Right, who thinks it's simpy? It is if I care
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: about someone's comfort now, Like, is.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: It worth it?
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: I'm saying, she don't help me in the other gig
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: if it's reasonable, you don't. How come you don't volunteer
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: of the other gigs you just specifically?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's that's the whole reason. I mean, she's
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: not hide in it. Yeah, those other girls that my
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: other gigs. She's not worried about other girls. She's worried
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: about the girl you were with her.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: She's I'm finding a solution.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's coming at the table with solutions.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: If you're going to complain, bring a solution, don't they say?
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: So she did.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not really mad at it. I mean I want
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: to flaunt my new girlfriend off, Like, Hey, the whole
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: family's there, so you just want to be my ex girlfriend.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: They're going to say that.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: She's gonna be like, wow, new girlfriend's here helping, Like
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Carrie's man, she loves him.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I like that take because I could see where some
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: guys would be like, no, I look like a scrub exactly.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Well if you want to, if that's the way you
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: want to look at it, then that's weird. My girl,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: what's all that's having your girlfriend support you. She's there,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: She's like, babe, you want something to eat. I'm gonna
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: go get us some a plate we could share.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Now, you really being missy? But why like, you won't
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: do Poo's so dead set.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, I'm not going to do anything to
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: compromise because, you know what, she shouldn't be jealous.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people have their jealous moments. Yeah, and I'm not
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: saying if it's over the top, you shouldn't cater to it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: And if it's over the top controlling, no, But if
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: it's something that's reasonable, why not to make your partner
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: feel better?
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Because she could just say no, you're not doing that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: I don't want you doing that right.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: You know now, if she said that to me, that
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: would rub me the wrong way. Because now you're not
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: offering solutions. You're saying what I can or can't do.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: And this is a matter of me making money, right.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: If I come.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: But in this case, I think you know what I think? Wow,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I think Canson, I agree on this one. We might
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Why is it simple? No, I'm just not doing that. Like,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: come on, girl, let's be mature about the situation. So
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it's just business for me. I'm going to handle business
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm coming right back. Let me ask you this. Yeah,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: you know, let's say you're in a relationship. Let's live.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Let's go to a far off fantasy world where you're
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: in a relationship and you're happy and everything's good, and
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, your girlfriend of less than a
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: year says, oh, you know what I said. I was
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: going to go do makeup at my ex fiance's sister's wedding.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I got to go do the makeup. What
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: do you feel in your stomach? Nothing? Go do it?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Get good money? Put where's the line music? I'm telling you,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I don't you're jealous like that.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: It's like, listen, if she's gonna I learn my lesson,
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: she's gonna stray.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: She's gonna stray anyway, So just go get your money
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: and come on back. I don't want to go. What
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: am I gonna say? Can I go? Would you? Yeah?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Can I hold your bakeup? Carry? No, I'll put on
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: the eyelash. There you go, all right, Candael Pens Do
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: we have a verdict?
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Yes, dude, Yeah, this guy's guilty of being a playlist.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Patrick, to let me.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: At the playlist like it's no big deal, stick to it,
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: bring her along and get out of there, or don't
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: do the gig.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Oh she's not uncomfortable.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I think she's not uncomfortable for a reason, and.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: You just probably know why.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I exactly, I feel exactly like you do. There's a
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: reason why she's like this doesn't sit right with me,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: and he is guilty of being a playlist.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Patrick, Thank you.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Canvas top stories on the Tense with Billy's the Kid in.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: The Morning only on the New Mixed one or two
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: point nine.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: You're gonna lot going on this morning Disneyland vacation on us,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: so you're shot to win that on the forties even Yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: we're all day, all week, so make sure you listen.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Canice, what's up?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Well, we're skipping the spring again today, guys, I feel
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: like we're just going back and forth winter spring.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: But it's going to be.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Twenty degrees warmer than normal. High of eighty three today,
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: still a bit windy, So heads up, you'd like this
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: whether without the wind? Yeah?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: No, I hate the wind. The wind is so stupid.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's annoying.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so much because then I hear it
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: at nine and it's moving stuff around, and then I
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: think someone's breaking in and I just can't sleep.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: But I do love the eighties.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, there you go.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Enjoy today. It's fifty seven right now.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Fort Worth ISD voted to reject a new policy that
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: would add designated prayer time, and schools leaders in the
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: district say laws already exist to protect religious practices and
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: the new policy would be hard to manage. But the
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: proposed rules would require parental consent and a liability waiver,
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: as well as time outside the classroom, and that would
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: have to be at a location where students and staff
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: not participating can't hear that. Each Texas school board has
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: to vote by March first on whether to adopt these policies.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: That's a according to a state mandate from last year
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: and this Ikia stuffy made famous by Punch the Monkey,
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: who went viral over the weekend after he was abandoned
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: by his mom. Well, that plush is now officially sold
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: out and it is selling for as much as three
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: hundred and fifty dollars on third party sites.
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I cannot stop thinking about Punch the monk, right, Why
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: is he just living rent free?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: In my head?
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: I know all weekend I just was thinking about him,
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: And then when I saw this, I guess it's called
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: the Jungle Skog plush, and I can't I'm sure I'm
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: saying that wrong.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I sold out already sold out.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was selling for nineteen ninety nine, sold out
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: in the US, Japan, and South Korea. But I think
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: it was really their Instagram post of the stuffy that
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: kind of did this for them. They posted a picture
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: of the monkey holding it, saying we're all Punches family now.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Man, if you don't know Punch, I don't know what
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: rock you're living under.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: But he's a little monkey that is getting bullied by
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: other monkeys because he was abandoned by his entire family,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: which just reminds me of my childhood.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I Remember as a kid, I carried around
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a sock monkey. Remember the sock monkeys? Yeah, I love it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Who's laughing at my I'm trying to traumatic childhood. I'm trying.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: It was me and that sock monkey in the streets
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: and I got picked on by a lot of the people. Yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: no I didn't. I just I hugged my monkey, my
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: sock monkey, and cried. So I'll be fine, though. It's okay,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: all right, my house burned down to when I was
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: a kid, all right.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Uh, guys, fans.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Are calling for her to divorce Benny Blanco after what
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: happened during his podcast launch. So the podcast is called
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Friends Keep Secrets. I guess he launched it yesterday. And
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: in the first episode, he's on the couch barefoot, and
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: you can.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: See the bottom of his feet.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: They are absolutely disgusting. He looks like he hasn't worn
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: socks or shoes and days.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: You just showed me a picture of this. It looks
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: like he's been walking around towny sparefoot.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: So nasty. He's got my skeet feet.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's all right, but yeah, we know what
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: you're talking about.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: It looks like he's been walking around in dollar general
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: for a week.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why like who let him do that?
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: You know, wasn't someone watching the camera or looked at
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: this footage and.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Was like, hey, bro, and I love Selena more than anything.
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand how they sleep in the same
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: bed together.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: It's hard to process.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Does she make him go clean his feet before he
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: gets into bed?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Because these feet are I mean, it's just it's another
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: level of dookie.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So it was bad when we saw the feet.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: And then I guess he was testing out his mic
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: for the podcast and he's like, you know, hey see
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: if this catches the mic and he just pushes out
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: at toot ew yeah, and it was.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Just so so much oh my whatt oh yeah? Oh my?
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Why that is exactly what.
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Why is this supposed to get people to listen to
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: this podcast? Because I don't want anything to do with it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I can smell the podcast.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he's he's an interesting guy. Yeah, he treats
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: her very well, but he does I mean he does
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: smell like corn nuts.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I smelled them one time and I'm like,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: this guy kind of smells like natural. Yeah, a musk.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: I've never worked with him or been around him time
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: you're around sniff.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, Will.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: He's also on Wiki feet though, by the way, three
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: point one eight stars out of five with his toenail artty.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: I'm shocked he's at three point one eight.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: That's a pretty high rating. You're on wiki feet.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, five stars.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: You still have five stars, five star Wiki feet rating.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, give it up for go.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: Me, go me, all right, I'm canna Slowpez. Those are
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: your Texas top stories.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: That's a hot take.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Let us know what you think.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: Here's today's hot take.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Doo Dooo Doo Do Do Do Doo.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Hot take of the day, I'm mixed one o two
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: point nine Bailly the Kid, Canda, Slow Paz, producer poo.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: By the way, Disneyland vacation on us shot to win
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: it next, so make sure you try.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's all I'm gonna say, all right now this
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: hot take. Rarely am I ever grossed out? Rarely.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I mean I have a pretty thick skin when it
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: comes to grody things. Yeah, when you say Cannis, right,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. If I'm eating and you're talking about something gross,
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm fine. Whatever, I'm gonna keep eating right.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's just because I'm a big back.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but it doesn't bother me.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: But this is next level. Wait to hear what this
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: influencer did.
• 46:22
  Speaker 11: Health and Nutrition Blogger shared a video showing people how
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: to wash underwear using a hotel coffee maker while traveling.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Do I hate to say anything? Wait let me replace Health.
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: Nutrition Blogger shared a video showing people how to wash
• 46:38
  Speaker 11: underwear using a hotel coffeemaker while traveling.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, cureate caring. Oh my gosh, that's what I'm calling
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: her put.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Her underwear in the coffee machine to clean him oh no,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: and then went online and bragged about it, ah, and
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: the video went viral.
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: In the video, Tara explains it, if you run out
• 46:59
  Speaker 11: of clean underwear, you can place it inside the coffee
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: filter compartment, close the lid, and press the brew button.
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: The machine then sprays hot water over the fabric.
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: She suggests drying the underwear with a bathroom hair dryer
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: before wearing it again.
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: The video quickly went viral.
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: Many of viewers said this is exactly why they avoid
• 47:16
  Speaker 11: using hotel coffee machines. Days later, several guests realized they
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: had stayed at the same hotel as Tara and had
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: already used the in room coffee makers.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: So I had an underwear latte. Why are you doing this?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: So she does this. It's not a frape? Would this
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: be a crape? So she does this, she goes online,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: she brags about it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Right, She's like, yeah, this is ugly minder where travel
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: hack the hotel see this. Other people see this. They
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: put two and two together. They're like, wait, I stated
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: this hotel. So they're like, wait, this is not cool.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Like no, we're laughing about it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: But if we stayed there, Oh no, I'd be livid.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I would be so beyond grossed out. So now the
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: hotel has had to take.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: Action, some filed complaints and demanded compensation.
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: To calm the situation, the hotel reportedly.
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: Offered refunds to recent guests and replaced all coffee machines
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: on the property after hearing this.
• 48:21
  Speaker 8: Would you still use a hotel coffee machine?
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: No?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: No, I don't use them anyways.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: No me neither.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: But by the way, they're suing her the influencer, for
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: one million dollars. Oh wow, they're suing her for one
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: million dollars. And I genuinely think they have a case.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I know this is not candas court, but I mean,
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: do you think she hot take? Do you think she
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: deserves to pay out one million dollars for.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: What she did?
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I mean a million is a lot, you know for
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: the hotel to pay. But like the things are having
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: to tell people in the year twenty twenty six, don't
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: clean your underwear and a coffee dat don't play cleaner
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: app in your mouth and then food?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, what this is just if you want to
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I know that people do stuff to go viral, right,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: but this is the problem is it's becoming so crazy
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: in our society that people will do anything for the
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: attention to go viral. You're not thinking of other people's
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: safety because it's just nasty, gross, I mean health risk
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: everything involved.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: That is so unsanitary.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, do that at your house, right, do it
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: at your house and your own cureate Karen, But.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Who's not packing a plethora of extra undies every time
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: we go on a trip. I'm like, well, there's one
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: thing I don't want to run out of clean. It's
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: my underwear.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I literally packed so many underwear you would think I'm
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: a toddler. Yeah, I mean I have three pair for
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: every day, just in case, and then I always come
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: home and I'm like, well, I guess I didn't end
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: the extra twenty six pairs.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: At least you'd have to put it into the cure eg.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, So do you think she deserves the million?
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: You don't think a million? What do you think she'll learn? Yeah?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I mean I definitely think she should probably be banned
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: from the resort or the hotel chain, whatever it is.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I think she should have to pay
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: for every curic that they had to replace. Yeah, she's
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: at least and and pain and suffering to every person
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: that stayed there who doesn't know if they had a
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: doodo frappe. Also, why not all the funds that they
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: had to reimburse because guests were mad.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: She has to pay for that too.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll let amount to a million dollars. It just depends.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: It depends on how long you know after she stayed
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: where people were just staying there and didn't know that
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: they were doing this. Right, But you're right, Cans, I
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: don't I don't mess around with you, and I'm not picky.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: I'm not very like a clean freak when it comes
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: to stuff like if something falls on the floor, like
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I had something fall on the floor. Here, we have
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: a ten second rule.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yesterday he remember, Yeah, the BIS gave me
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: the little bisk Off stick and it fell on the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: ground and I picked it up.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's fine.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I guess what. We're fine.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: You're the only one that walks over there anyways.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my shoes are clean. Yeah, obviously. But there's two
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: things I will not eat. It's disgusting me. I won't
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: use a cuig at a hotel. I just don't trust it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: And I won't for whatever reason. This is so weird
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: and it grosses me out. I won't eat sun an airplane.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, Sam, I don't know why.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Because where is that ice coming from? Here?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: No, it's a little sus They always say don't eat
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: the ice and don't have the coffee.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Oh they do say that, huh they don't have the coffee?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah on the airplane.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I always get Starby's before I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: get on the plane.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, Sam, who are you what?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying Starby's before I get on the plane.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Just say, I always get my Starby's.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: Did.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a guy that claims he's from South Dallas.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, do you wash your underwear and the curatey tip?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that. You said Starby's. Yeah, get
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: my Starbes before I get on the plane.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's trying to call me out. You bought the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Starbucks last time, and I call it.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: You want to get some coffee? I don't say, bro,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: you want to go get our Starby's. Yes you do, Yes,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: you do.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: We should talk about this because I feel guilty when
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I read this article about why do you secretly judge people?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: But now you don't? Yeah, and like things that you
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: used to judge people for, but you changed your ways,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you know, because I used to be a little bit judgy.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I think in your younger days your judgy. Sure, your
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: judge or to know, right.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: And I remember, as I'm reading this thing and people
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: are listening off all I used to secretly judge people
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: over this, but now I don't anymore.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Now, It's one thing is so blatantly obvious to me
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: that I used to be the worst about this until
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: I got burned so bad, and I deserved it. But
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I used to be the guy who, like I judged
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: people if you parked in a handicapped spot and you
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: didn't get out, like with some kind of ailment.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, you can't always see someone's handicap.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I know that now that's fair.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: But the younger me, I'm sorry, I wanted to see you, limp.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I wanted to see something. But if you got all
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: just got out, all just spring sprung and boom, you're gone,
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, what's going on?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Do you really need this spot?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: And then one time, the only one.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: One time I got kind of huffy and puffy, you know.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: When you got huffy and puffy with somebody, I mean.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You know to a point.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: He got out and he was going to you know,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: we were at or something. He just like sprung out,
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: took off and I was kind of like and I
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: was like, h yeah, and he kind of looked back.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Didn't know what I was doing. I was like, this guy, right,
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: And then I looked and he had two really good
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: prosthetic leads. Yeah wow, But at first, you know, I
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: didn't I couldn't tell because they looked so good.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: And he got out quick and just was doing his
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: thing for sure. But then I looked and I was like,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: oh no, you could just tell once you got a
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: little closer, And I was like, you idiot, Billy. And
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: from that moment on, I understand it's you can't see
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: every disability. I don't know what people are going through.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I'm much more forgiving and you know, open minded as
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I get a little bit older. Pooh, not so much.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: But poo, what did you?
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Because I know we all have one what did you
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: secretly used to judge people on that? You don't so
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: much anymore, maybe you still do.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know people who talk to other people on
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: speaker phone, because sometimes I'll.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Be doing it now he.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: In public on speakerphone.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: That annoys me.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to stop judging people for that, right,
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Why are you doing that? People do that and in
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: the store and I'm like, why do I need to
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: know your conversation? The only excuse you have really is
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: if your phone's broken. I know sometimes it's like I
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: can only use speaker, but who will do it in
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: all situations?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: In the elevator the other day, he answers his phone
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: on speaker Who does that? He's like, really, what's up?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: And we're in the elevator, I'm like, oh my god.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, I guess that's better than the people with
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: one AirPod in and they're having a conversation and I
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: think they're talking to me, and then I talked back,
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: and then we both look stupid.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: You know, at least I know you're having a conversation.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Pooh.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I have so been that guy before. I did it
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: here in the elevator. One time some guy was talking.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, what's up man? He goes, I'm
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: on the phone. I did it to a girl at
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: the grocery store.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: It was like I know, right, And I was like, huh,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I'm on the fun and Jay always point to their ear.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm on the phone, like I'm supposed to know.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well the other ear looks, you know, there's nothing else,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: So I'm answering the question.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: We're talking to that ear?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You're talking to that The worst is one time we
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: were in the bathroom. Some guy said some in the
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: stall and I was like, what's up. I'm on the phone.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, why are you on the phone in
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the stall? Who's on the phone in the bathroom stall?
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Only if it's like uber important. I mean, I have
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: taken my phone once because I was on hold with
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: the airline for so long and it was like thirty
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: minutes and I'm like, I'm not losing this call. So
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: I just put it on speakerphone and put it in
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: my pocket.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah you did.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a jacket on.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: So it's just like in the jacket pocket, it was safe.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: And I've been here if they were going to pick
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: up whole music.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't take my phone into the bathroom at all. Oh,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: he lying, Yeah, I don.
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: No.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: No, you just shat the bad and I have poo
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: hold my phone from me. Okay.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Some of the things on this list where people were
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: saying I used to be judge. I used to judge
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: people for this. Girl said, oh, this is a good one.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: If you got one at Billy on the radio on Instagram,
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: she said, I judge people for screen time with their
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: little kids.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta do it. It's tough. We're
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: juggling so many things on excessive screen time. I don't
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: agree with, but like here and there, you got to
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: make it happen.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: I know, I know, I don't judge parents. I don't
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: really judge parents. It takes a lot because I get it. Yeah,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're all parents in this room, so right.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: We're living in a modern world. Nothing stops around us
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: just because we have kids.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: It's hard.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Like I mean, one of my neighbors has, like, I mean,
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: so many kids. Yeah, of course they're gonna have to
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: have screen time sometimes, Like you have your hands full.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: You do what you got to do as parents. Now,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: if they just live on it, totally, that's a little
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: bit different. But okay, what about this one. Oh she said,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I used to judge people for their crying babies on
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: a plane.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's hard not to. When you don't have kids,
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: you don't get it.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're younger and you think, oh god, that
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: baby's so loud, I am so annoyed. Now if I
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: get sat next to a baby, if anything, I try
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: to help that mom out, make sure that she knows
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Judging right for sure, because that's the worst when there's
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: you're literally doing everything you can possible to make the
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: kid stop crying.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: But back in the day, oh god, if I got
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: on a plane and there was a little kid next
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: to me, before I was a parent, I was here we.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Go, especially coming back from Vegas.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, bendrill or something. Yeah, give that kid some I
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: don't know something.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to judge stay at home mom's back
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: in the day. We'll not judge, but I would kind
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: of be jealous, like.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, they just stay home and like do whatever.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: It must be nice, Yeah, it.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Must be nice. No, it's a lot of work. Yeah,
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: don't ever judge it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Stay at home mom for a while a.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Couple of years. Yeah, it was tough.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like when they're.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Not in school too.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, this is something I used to judge people
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: for people who nap during the day. I used to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: hate that.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: You never judge you for napping.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I've worked with a lot of people to back in
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: the day'd be like I'm going to take a nap.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're a loser. Why And now now I'm like,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: get that nap.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I also get up at three in the morning. Oh yeah,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: we all do. But I don't know how. People sometimes
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: like who could fall asleep anywhere? I fall asleep right now.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: I could.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, Like people that go to their.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Car and take a nap, I do that you could
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: for sure sunglasses on and just got in my car
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: before and taking a nap.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, in case someone sees me so they.
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: Don't really know.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Do you lean back or you just sit there like
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: a weirdo?
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Either way, I try to lean back just enough, not
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: all the way back.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Who's that lady in the sungst is just staring at me?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid in
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: Only on the new mixed one or two point nine.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: I want to sneeze, gonna look at the white. Oh,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. My allergies are some canis.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: So the allergy is bad right now.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Because of the wind?
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Or else it's the beef jerky I hate to wear.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I think I'm allergic to Poo's jerky that he just
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: gave me. He gave me beef jerky. I don't trust it. Why,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know, But all right, yeah, well this is
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: from a part whose chompsmelled up the whole room.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: We're gonna fight behind the scenes. Because Poo walked in
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: offered everybody beat turkey except Candace.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I knew she was already full.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: We actually did know because I had already had my chomp,
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: so he knew I wasn't gonna eat meat jerky.
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: But thank you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to stick up for you. Can I
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: appreciate it?
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: I know?
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, Candae, what's going on in our world?
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Well, Apple just announced the city of Houston will be
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: the home of production for their new Mac Mitie. This
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: is going to be the first time this computer will
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: be built into US. I guess They're already making advanced
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: AI servers at Apple's campus down there, but they're also
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: going to build a twenty thousand square foot manufacturing center
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: that will open later this year and also a facility
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: for hands on training. So kind of cool to see
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: the Mac Minnie being made down in Houston.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Guys bringing jobs at Texas for sure.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Police in New York City are investigating after officers were
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: hit with snowballs while responding to a massive snowball fight
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: at Washington Square Park in Manhattan.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: This was during that recent blizzard.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: The videos this event are pretty wild, so in one
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: of them, you can see two officers in uniform. They're
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: just walking around the park as snowballs are just flying
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: from all directions, snowballs hitting them, covering them in snow. Obviously,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: they were frustrated by all of this. They reportedly pushed
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: at least two people to the ground while the snowballs
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: just kept coming. At one point, you see a guy.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Just like smush snow onto this officer's head. Yeah, and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what is going on? We were unhinged here,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: but that's worse.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: It was aggressive. It was you know, when you hear
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: oh snowball fight, you think, oh, that's fun if everybody's.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Engaged in doing it, and yeah, like that scene in
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: elf right, But that's not the way it is. It's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: just literally, yeah, a mob of people throwing snowballs as
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: hard as they can at police officers, right.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: And some of these were giant, like the one I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: saw look like if you made a snowman.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: It was like the body piece of the snowman. It
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: was so big.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: I got in trouble back in the day for throwing
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: a snowball at Tanya Smith, and I apologized Tanya, Oh no,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: if you're listening, we were in fourth grade. Yeah, and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't think I was really going to hit her,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: but I hit her right in the face. Oh and oh,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I got screamed at.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Had attention, but I'm sorry, but I was wearing my
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: cup Scout uniform right, and she made fun of me.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Oh rude.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, you know what made a snowball?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Didn't know I was Nolan Ryan all of a sudden
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: smashed her right in the face and had to stay
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: late for school.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: So oh, Tanya for listening my bad guys.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: There is a new dieting trend going viral on social
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: media called plastic wrap eating. And I actually saw this
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: for the first time last night. I wasn't even looking
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: for it. I was just doom scrolling and it came up.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: I thought this was a joke. So the idea is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: to trick your brain into thinking you're eating by basically
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: putting clear plastic cling wrap in your mouth, then take
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: your bite to food, chew it, and the spit the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: whole thing out.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: And throw it away.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: So I sucked plastic into my mouth, right, almost die? Yeah, right,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: and then put food in there so I can't taste it.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: So you're chewing it, but it's not like you're not
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: swallowing it. It's not like touching your mouth.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Really, this is ridiculous. It is people are actually doing this.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Supposedly they are. I guess they started overseas. It's making
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: its way here.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Don't try it at home because kids eat You'll end
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: up choking.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean obviously you don't put plastic wrap in
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I'm what a stupid way to go out exactly, you
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: know if you end up if I end up dying
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: because I get a choke on saran wrap, hi, yeah? Yeah,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: please lie, I don't say I died doing something else.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: Experts are starting to get in the conversation, saying this
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: could intensify cravings over time, and you know, obviously this
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: could lead to serious eating disorders and possibly choking, So
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: please don't.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I do know people who chew the food and then
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: spit it out just so they can enjoy the taste, right,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: and they don't swallow it. Yeah, like friends who do
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: this who have like donuts, They'll chew a donut and
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: they'll spit it out and.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Makes me so angry.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just don't have it. You just wasted
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: a donuts, right, would you do that? But they don't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: think they waste it because they at least got to taste.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: It right, because if they had eating it, it would
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: be the same thing.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: It would have gone to waste. Anyways, you know, I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: guess you're right, Cannis.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like more of a waste when it's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: in the trash can.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, for sure, I get it.
• 1:02:59
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• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:32
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• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: Well, my twenty five year high school reunion is coming
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: up and I should be excited. I mean, I'm going
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: with my husband, who was actually my high school boyfriend
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 9: back then. Wow, and yeah, we dated junior and senior year,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 9: and then we left for college, and somehow life brought
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: us back together after almost two decades apart.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, so you were together though you were together
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: ever since. So you were together in high school and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: then came back together after years.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: That's the cutest good for you.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: We ended up coming back together and it's been perfect.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Is that what a girl means when she says I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: need space? It's two decades Okay, yeah, because I got that.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Now the girl's gonna come back in twenty years from now.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: So you get back together. But why is the reunion
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: a issue? What's going on or what happened?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: Well, there's something I never told him. The summer before
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: senior year, during this break that we went on, I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: had a little situation. What is your fling?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, a fleeing? So you two were still together, you
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: were on a break or whatever you're doing. Okay, it's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: twenty some years ago, twenty four.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: Is they going to be there?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: God?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's not not only is the guy going
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: to be there, but it's his sworn enemy from high school.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: And I just could never tell him. Okay, I mean
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 9: it didn't mean anything. It wasn't serious. There was zero emotion.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: It was just dumb teenage rebellion. Yeah, and honestly, yeah, exactly.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: I don't even think about the guy except for now,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: now that the reunion's coming up, and now that we're
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 9: going together as a married couple, I know that his
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: enemy guy is going to be there, and I'm panicking.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's probably matured and probably don't care, probably in
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: their own relationships.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you found out something that happened twenty
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: five years ago, you're sworn enemy.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: They have to last.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: They weren't even together. I mean technically they were on
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: a break.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Anyway, get on a break and not to mention you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: think this guy's going to be like, hey, remember that
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: time twenty five years ago when we hooked up in
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: front of everyone.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Come on, can you imagine the drama?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe I shouldn't jink like that. It might
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: be a little tipsy and be like we had our
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: time together right home?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Care out even more.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think you have anything to you. First
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: of all, what do you feel guilty about? I mean,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: that was so many years ago. I'm not saying you
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: didn't do anything wrong. You weren't even together. It's not
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: like you cheated on him.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: You hooked. You hooked up with the guy that he
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't like, Okay, out of all the guys, it's high school.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: It was I just I feel like I should have
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: said something then, and I know, honestly is the ra thing,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: but I'm just terrified it'll hurt him in a way
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: that feels pointless after all these years.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, he ended with you, so he won.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: What does he care?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: You're the prize, right, he got you, and everything's good.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think it's gonna ever get brought up,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter. I wouldn't bring I definitely wouldn't
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: be like, you know what, twenty five years ago, this.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Is what happened at Helm, you might as well keep
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: doing it. I'd be like, I forgot how many times?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Be awkward? It's not gonna be awkward if.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: You just then f then it'd be awkward. You'd be like,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: if you know how many times I've hit my head.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what's going on sometimes I forget things.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, no, I don't remember that that didn't
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: even happen. He's lying.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a liar.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Oh my, this is getting worse.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: No, I can't believe you're going to your twenty five
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: year reunion. I don't think I'm gonna go to any reunion.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: I wish I had gone to my last one.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Real.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone said it was so much fun.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: It was like the old days.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Something was different about it. Yeah, I don't know why.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Was it my twenty fifth I don't remember.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Was it twenty five?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know. I don't do math.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: I'm so depressed. All right, Well, can you let us
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: know what happened? And if you tell him or not,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: don't tell him. Just let it just go and if
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: any drama breaks out.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Let us know.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I'm going to do that. I really
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: appreciate y'all because, yeah, I think I'm just going to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: do that.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, let us know how it goes. Hold on State,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I mean good twenty years ago. Yeah, fine.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, one of my last high school reunions
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: I ever went to. I don't even know if it's
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: like ten years or whatever. This was back in the day.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I took pooh yeah, and yeah, it was so fun.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I had a good time, but I feel like the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: older you get, the less fun they are.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Then it just gets more depressing, like you're just chatting
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: about your aches and pains and
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: And masong or whatever they