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Hour 3 - The Grand Plan · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dingdong. It's our number three. Our number three is ready
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  Speaker 1: for you right now here on the Ben Maler Show
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  Speaker 1: podcast up all night recording this pot and here in
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  Speaker 1: our number three, buy or sell the conspiracy that the
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans Saints are tanking to get the number one
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  Speaker 1: overall pick so they can draft arch Manning, the grandson
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  Speaker 1: of Archie Manning, and bring him to save their beleaguered
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  Speaker 1: franchise in Louisiana. We'll talk about that. Also. Former Bengals
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Boomer Siasin recently revealed, though, that the notoriously cheap
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  Speaker 1: franchise he played for is asking his Ring of Honor
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  Speaker 1: members to pay their way to and from Cincinnati for
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  Speaker 1: the October inductee ceremony, as well as hotel and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: So Boomer Assassin going public on the Bengals frugal ways?
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  Speaker 1: Is that fair or foul? We'll talk about that. Also,
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  Speaker 1: we have a transaction of note. Have the Vikings improved
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  Speaker 1: their quarterback room with Carson Wentz as the new backup
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  Speaker 1: behind JJ McCarthy. We'll talk about that and more right
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  Speaker 1: now here. It is our number three. Is it all
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  Speaker 1: part of the grand plan? Welcome In the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from the Conspiracy Files, if
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  Speaker 1: you will, and it circles back to Arch Manning. So
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna be a lot of Arch Manning conversation
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  Speaker 1: that we're going to have together as college football got
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  Speaker 1: going soft launch. Good job by Stanford there Andrew Luck
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  Speaker 1: and Frank Reich and Stanford losing to Hawaii Aloha means goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: So that was one of the games this week in
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  Speaker 1: college football, Like cart like cardon college football. But the
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  Speaker 1: future of Arch Manning has become a big storyline which
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  Speaker 1: is gonna shadow box all of college football, even though
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  Speaker 1: the Texas quarterback still has many, many, many many months
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  Speaker 1: of actually playing games and then determining whether he's even
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  Speaker 1: eligible to be like a top pick in the draft,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he just drafted number one unless you have
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  Speaker 1: some ability to show on the field. He's only played
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  Speaker 1: a couple of games at Texas and so that's where
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  Speaker 1: we are. But for now, the anticipation is bubbling up.
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  Speaker 1: Bubba Buba, Buba Buba it's bubbling up, and one NFL
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  Speaker 1: franchise in particular is supposedly snaking their way in to
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  Speaker 1: the equation. I think you know which one. If you've
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  Speaker 1: paid any attention to the NFL, if you've even spent
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  Speaker 1: one minute analyzing the upcoming NFL season, you know which one.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe you're a little slow. You're in the back
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  Speaker 1: of the room there. I know it's late. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of buzz, a lot of buzz that know Orleans
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  Speaker 1: Saints are actively tanking to bring arch Manning to the Bayou.
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  Speaker 1: Say what now, Remember there is no lottery. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lottery in the NFL. You suck, you get the top
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  Speaker 1: pick in the draft. You suck more than every other
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  Speaker 1: team in the NFL. Of course, you mess with the
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  Speaker 1: football gods when you do that. It's happened several times
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  Speaker 1: over the years. The Cleveland Browns have done it. Add
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  Speaker 1: that workout for the Browns, all right, So let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question by or Sell. By or Sell, the
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  Speaker 1: Saints legitimately tanking this season to get the number one,
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  Speaker 1: number overall pick and the chance to draft arch Manning
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  Speaker 1: in the twenty twenty six April NFL Draft. So my
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  Speaker 1: views on this. I've got symmetry, the Tipsy Tavern, and Ferby,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 1: we will put the Gobba ghoul on the plate for Attila,
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  Speaker 1: because Attilla demands that we say Gobba goool. If we
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  Speaker 1: don't say the Goba goool, I'll get a nasty message
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  Speaker 1: from Matilla. So my first thought on this, this is
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  Speaker 1: not a conspiracy. Either the Saints are taking to get
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  Speaker 1: the top pick, or they have total incompetence throughout the organization.
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  Speaker 1: There's no middle ground here. Either you are intentionally putting
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  Speaker 1: a team together that has no chance to compete, or
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  Speaker 1: or you you're trying to get that top pick in
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  Speaker 1: the draft and you're doing it because you're actually trying
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  Speaker 1: to win, which makes no sense. But you don't go
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  Speaker 1: into the season. If you look at the Saint step chart,
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  Speaker 1: you don't go into the season and you know, getting
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  Speaker 1: ready for the handicapping and all that with Benny versus Benny,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't go into the season with the roster
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  Speaker 1: and that rookie head coach. It's a nothing burger. It
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  Speaker 1: is a nothing burger quarterback situation. It's horrific. Either way,
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  Speaker 1: you go you're screw. It's a no win situation. You're
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  Speaker 1: stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea at quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: And so I do believe there are ulterior motives in
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  Speaker 1: play here for the New Orleans Saints, that there's something
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  Speaker 1: else going on. It's Arch freaking Manning. That's the guy.
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  Speaker 1: Arch Manning, that's they want. It's the perfect symmetry. It's
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  Speaker 1: like written by Hollywood's Hollywood writers. There you put it
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  Speaker 1: all together. The Mannings are the royal family of the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: but they became the royal family of the NFL in
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans. That's where it all started. Archie Manning, Saints Royalty.
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  Speaker 1: Even though you didn't win, bupkis and all that. But
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  Speaker 1: Peyton Mannings of course become a god. You've all told
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  Speaker 1: me he's a god. And even no I call Eli
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  Speaker 1: Manning a punk. You guys love Eli Manning, the greatest
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  Speaker 1: five hundred quarterback in the history of the NFL. And
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  Speaker 1: so you think the Saints the brass with the Saints,
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  Speaker 1: You think they don't want the Manning cachet to come
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  Speaker 1: back on the marquee there at the super Dome. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: of course they do. You don't need me to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that. Of course they want that, and it's essentially
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  Speaker 1: the franchise charter at this point, it's the only path
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  Speaker 1: to salvation. And they got to go back to the bloodline,
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  Speaker 1: Go back to that, go back to the bloodline, you
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  Speaker 1: go back to Archie Manning and whatnot. And it's not
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  Speaker 1: even subtle. See that's the thing about this. Most conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: theories are usually pretty subtle. I get the sense. This
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  Speaker 1: is not This is not subtle at all. This is Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we hired a coach, he doesn't know what he's doing.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have any quarterback. We've got no roster depth.
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  Speaker 1: So once guys start getting hurt, which injury rate is
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent in the NFL, we're porked. So what
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  Speaker 1: are we gonna do? And you know exactly what you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. You're gonna go two and fifteen this season.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna bottom out, and then pray to the football
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  Speaker 1: gods that the top pick in the draft is yours
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  Speaker 1: and that you get the quarterback. You hand the keys
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  Speaker 1: to the franchise to Archman. Archie Manning could not say no,
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  Speaker 1: and the uncles Peyton and Eli cannot say no. The
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  Speaker 1: Saints cannot do it. You gotta say yes and then
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  Speaker 1: you can sell the future. So all things are gonna
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  Speaker 1: be so good. They're gonna be so freaking good. With
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  Speaker 1: the Manning name and all that nonsense and all that boom.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's happy. They're all exciting to get you with excitement there,
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  Speaker 1: of course, except anyone that has to actually watch the
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans Saints play football. Holy crap, that is a horrific,
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  Speaker 1: horrifically looking roster. Like they got no bit. They are
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  Speaker 1: gonna be an underdog. You should be an underdog just
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  Speaker 1: about every game. And they're in a bad division. They're
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  Speaker 1: in a division Caroline is terrible. Well, they're gonna be better.
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  Speaker 1: On how much better they're gonna be, They're they're not
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  Speaker 1: particularly good. Tampa's one of those teams go either way.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're okay. The Falcons another one of those teams
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  Speaker 1: that go either way in that division. Now, secondly, we
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  Speaker 1: go to sin Cinnati cheapskate update. Cheap skate update from Cincinnati,
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  Speaker 1: where former Ben Goals quarterback Boomer asiasin Boom Boomer Side.
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  Speaker 1: He revealed over the weekend that the franchise, known for frugality,
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  Speaker 1: the Cincinnati franchise. There was asking its Ring of Honor
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  Speaker 1: members which Boomer Sizen is a member of, to pay
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  Speaker 1: their way, pay your own way to Cincinnati for the
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  Speaker 1: October event, the Bengals playing the Jets, and prior to
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  Speaker 1: that game there's a big ceremony, Gallas ceremony, Bengal Royalty
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  Speaker 1: will be there. So they want all these guys to
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  Speaker 1: pay their own airfare. And then also they want the
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  Speaker 1: hotel stay. They want that paid for as well by
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  Speaker 1: the person going, and any additional tickets and all that.
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  Speaker 1: So Boomer a Siazin who won an ENVP it was
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  Speaker 1: back in the stone age, but Boomer Assisen won an
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  Speaker 1: MVP award for the Cincinnati football team. So Boomer A
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  Speaker 1: Sizin going public on the Bengals frugal ways, is that
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  Speaker 1: fair or is that foul? So we went to the
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  Speaker 1: Booth review and it is a fair ball. Fair ball. Now, deed,
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  Speaker 1: Boomer cross the line by going public with this. There
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  Speaker 1: is some decorum that people say, well, you're not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do that, and there your dirty laundry and all that.
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  Speaker 1: I disagree. I like this. I'm a talk show host.
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  Speaker 2: I like this.
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  Speaker 1: And here's why, because Boomer assize In knows. He knows,
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  Speaker 1: he's lived a life in Cincinnati years ago. And it's
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  Speaker 1: not like the Bengals have changed all that much. The
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  Speaker 1: revenues have gone up, the Bengals have not changed. There
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  Speaker 1: are ways though, but Boomer knows that by going public,
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  Speaker 1: this is the only way to try to get the
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  Speaker 1: Bengals to change, is to publicly shame them. That's about it, right.
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  Speaker 1: They're notorious for pinching pennies. The Cincinnati football team. It
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  Speaker 1: is a family. The famous story if you look up.
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  Speaker 1: Don't take my word for it, but I've heard these
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  Speaker 1: stories from people that have worked here at Fox Sports
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  Speaker 1: Radio over the years that played for the Bengals, and
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  Speaker 1: from just reading stuff and being on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: The Bengals are so cheap, how Jim Bary, They're so cheap,
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals, this franchise. They used to have players. They'd
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  Speaker 1: force them to buy their own jockstraps because they would
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  Speaker 1: reuse the jockstraps from the previous season. The Brown family,
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  Speaker 1: and that's on the internet. I mean, you can read them.
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  Speaker 1: The stories are out there, legendary stories. There's also they
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  Speaker 1: made them pay for their own gatorade you know, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? The Cincinnati ownership is essentially running
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  Speaker 1: the Tipsy Tavern. Now what is the Tipsy Tavern? The
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  Speaker 1: Tipsy Tavern is a place you go. They got three
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty draft beers from all around the world.
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  Speaker 1: You go in there, You're like, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: love beer. This is like the greatest bar. It's the
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  Speaker 1: taps Tipsy Tavern, the Tipsy Tavern. You go in there
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  Speaker 1: and anything or everything's watered down. All of the draft
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  Speaker 1: beer is watered down, all of it. All of it's
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  Speaker 1: water draft. You take a sip, You're like, is that
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  Speaker 1: cores light or is that tap water? I'm not sure,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe it's that thing Doc Mike likes to drink,
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  Speaker 1: you know, our buddy from Chicago. It could be. But
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  Speaker 1: that's Bengals ownership. That's the Bengals ownership in a nutshell
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  Speaker 1: and so always selling the big league expirence and they
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  Speaker 1: saydn't blind luck. They stumbled into Joe Burrow because he
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  Speaker 1: had to go somewhere and had to go to a
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  Speaker 1: bad team, and Joe Burrow ended up going to Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 1: He's a good quarterback, is one of the top five
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  Speaker 1: quarterbacks in the NFL. He's playing there and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But they sell the big league experience, right, they sell that,
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  Speaker 1: but it tastes like bush league. It tastes like bush league.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like you go to a steakhouse. Go down
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  Speaker 1: to the steakhouse there, you order the ribbi, say can
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  Speaker 1: I get the rib by? Yes, you can get the
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  Speaker 1: rib by? Sure, why not? And then they charge you
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  Speaker 1: extra for the knife and the fork. That's the Bengals.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I saw that. It's some of the places
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas. Some of the hotels were charging people to
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  Speaker 1: have the metal knife and fork when they ordered room serfs,
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  Speaker 1: which seems like a really cheeseball thing to do to me.
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  Speaker 1: But what do I know? What do I know? But
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  Speaker 1: it is the rest of the NFL. You look around
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, the rest of the NFL. They're running a
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  Speaker 1: big Boy Bob's big boy type restaurant, right, big boy restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: And you might not like the food. The food might
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  Speaker 1: not be to your taste because you're not a fan
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  Speaker 1: of the Texans or the Vikings or the Patriots or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. You know, I don't like the taste
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  Speaker 1: of that food. You might not like the service. You
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  Speaker 1: might think the service is not that good, but they're
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  Speaker 1: giving you a real meal. They're giving you a legitimate meal,
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  Speaker 1: and that matters. That matter. The Bengals, they're giving you
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  Speaker 1: a hot dog and they're saying, listen, that'll be twenty
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  Speaker 1: dollars for the hot dog. And if you want mustard
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  Speaker 1: on the hot dog, that's another five dollars. Then Nickel
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  Speaker 1: and Diamond. That's what they do. And it's the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much money. It's not the Frontier League or
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  Speaker 1: one of these other fugesy operations. The NFL first class travel,
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  Speaker 1: VIP treatment, that's what they do. They got more money
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  Speaker 1: than a Mexican drug cartel. They got so much money there,
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  Speaker 1: And like, what do you do if you can't even
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  Speaker 1: cover the Ring of honor members, hotel room and the
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  Speaker 1: airfare and all the costs. What is the masquerade ball?
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  Speaker 1: You're pretending to be an NFL team here and boom,
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  Speaker 1: we're putting them on blast. I like it. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was fine. I'm guessing he will not be invited
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  Speaker 1: back to many more of these events because you crossed
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  Speaker 1: that line, that thin orange line. It does not go
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  Speaker 1: very well. Now. Final f to Menace we mentioned this earlier,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to follow up. We talked about this a
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  Speaker 1: little bit in the third degree. But a roster move
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  Speaker 1: of note, the Vikings made a change to their quarterback room.
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  Speaker 1: They reached agreement on a contract with who veteran Carson Wentz,
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  Speaker 1: and they ended up trading Sam Howell. That guy's been
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  Speaker 1: bounced around the NFL. Sam Howe. He goes now to
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  Speaker 1: the Philadelphia football team. For Howell, the Vikings received a
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  Speaker 1: package of scratcher tickets in exchange there, so they got
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  Speaker 1: a sixth round pick, a twenty twenty seven seventh round pick.
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  Speaker 1: Those are worthless Philadelphia. He also got a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six sixth round pick, so there'll be a quiz on
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  Speaker 1: that later. Now, in another quarterback move, the Vikings also
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  Speaker 1: said bye bye to journeyman quarterback who also sucks, Brett Rippin,
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  Speaker 1: so he was let go. Used to play for the Rams.
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  Speaker 1: So have the Vikings Have the Vikings improve things now?
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  Speaker 1: They have Carson Wentz. He's the new backup behind JJ McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: So the look on this the Vikings have certainly not
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  Speaker 1: improved themselves. It's more of a lateral move. They had
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  Speaker 1: sucked before. Now they have sucked. They have older sucked.
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  Speaker 1: They had younger suck. They now they have sucked that
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  Speaker 1: used to play. And at one point I was there.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when I'm old enough, remember when Carson Wentz
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  Speaker 1: was the favorite to win the Most Valuable Player Award
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL and then he went to have breakfast
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  Speaker 1: against the La Rams. I was at the game. I
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  Speaker 1: was at the game, Snap Crackle, pop, Rice Crispies for
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz was to play quarterback keeper at the goal line,
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  Speaker 1: and that's it is. He ended up on a golf cart.
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  Speaker 1: I was covering that game. I remember going by the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles locker room and they were they closed the locker room.
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  Speaker 1: They thought, that's it. We are so screwed. And then
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  Speaker 1: some guy named Nick Foles dropped out of heaven and
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  Speaker 1: led the team on a magic carpet ride to the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. But Carson Wentz was the NVP guy until
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't. He's never recovered from that, and so the
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  Speaker 1: Vikings have nothing. They have JJ McCarthy, who's a rookie.
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  Speaker 1: He did red shirt last year because he got hurt.
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  Speaker 1: He busted his body up, and Carson Wentz, who's been
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  Speaker 1: passed around so much. How much. It's like a stale
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  Speaker 1: bag of funions at a tailgate. He's past that thing.
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  Speaker 1: You want some fundions? Yeah, you can go here have something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want them, you know. And he's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want them because they're stale. But since twenty twenty,
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  Speaker 1: it was with the Eagles during the pandemic year, Colts, Commanders, Rams, Chiefs,
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  Speaker 1: and now Minnesota Vikings. That's six teams in rapid fire
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  Speaker 1: for Carson Wentz. Six teams. And it's like they they
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  Speaker 1: went around that, these NFL teams all got together and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, let's see can we get something
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  Speaker 1: out of the lost and Found. I know what's always
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  Speaker 1: in the lost and found? Carson Wentz. He's always in
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  Speaker 1: the lost and found? Right, And they say, well, what's
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  Speaker 1: the most dented, what's the most rusty, rusted out, slightly
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  Speaker 1: radioactive quarterback available? Carson Wentz. Carson, that's your guy right there,
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz, that's the way to do it. And boom,
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz goes out there and he's like like a
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  Speaker 1: haunted Ferby. Carson Wentz. He is like a haunted Ferby.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the footwork of a draft that drank a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of liquor. You see, you know how drafts walk
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  Speaker 1: kind of funny when their little baby's rafts walk weird,
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  Speaker 1: but then when they drink a little but the luck
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  Speaker 1: of the weird and he's got no pocket a wearingess.
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz, he forgot about that, and it's like he's
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: trying to find the car. You ever come out, you're tired.
• 18:08
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• 18:10
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• 18:13
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• 18:15
  Speaker 1: where the car is. And then it's like there's a snowstorm.
• 18:18
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• 18:20
  Speaker 1: find my car. And the Viking quarterback room haunted. Forget
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: that haunted Ferby, you got the haunted Carson Wentz in there.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: You've got JJ McCarthy, who's the rookie ghost with potential.
• 18:36
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• 18:38
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• 18:41
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• 18:46
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• 18:50
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• 19:13
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• 19:22
  Speaker 1: the world's best runners and cyclists. Now, this is not
• 19:27
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• 19:30
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• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Blank has become the go to carb source for the
• 19:39
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• 19:43
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• 19:47
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• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Blank has become the go to carp source for the
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: world's best runners and cyclists, and apparently that's upsetting some
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: people that work in these sports nutrition markets. So that
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: is the question. What is the answer this? Does anyone
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: know the answer? Here? Bobby in Florida, who knows where
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: all the good key line pies are, is going with
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: cow pies as his answer. Who else do we have?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Page now? Can't read that? On the air, Mister Irrigation
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: said something about some used sweaty towels. I'm not sure
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: what that's about. Who else beaver cle cleaners from Lady Sideburns,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Whoopee Pie from alf the Alien of Pontter. Remember when
• 22:58
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• 23:00
  Speaker 1: got addicted to TikTok. Yeah, Mala prop guys going with
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: free range poutine, chicken fingers, dare you? What else do
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: we have? Page down? Chili dogs from Asher that's his answer.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: A Western bacon cheeseburger from ferg Doll that's the go
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to page down, something with gravy and poutine. What else
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: do we have? Moonshine with Andy and Lino Lakes that's
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: his answer. Joe the ghost Hunter from Ohio says I
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: can help you with Carson Wentz. That's he's not answering
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: the riddle. What else do we have? Page down? Ufo
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: ice cream sandwich from Miguel on Fire. That actuy looks
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: pretty good. That looks pretty good. Unidentified frozen object, chocolate
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: smothered ice cream, two oatmeal cookies. That's solid. I'd eat that.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Page down? Frog leg potato
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: chips and fudge from Donkey's Sausage pagets, sliced bread from
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Trucker Joe. One of the great rants of all time, Lorea,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta find that Slice brand. We're in here talking
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: about slice bread. There was a guy named Jimbo Fisher
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: and he's a college football coach. He had a rant.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: He had a meltdown because somebody on a message board
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: was named a little Jimbo Fisher. Here, give me a
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: little Jimbo sliced bread. Let me find out where it
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: comes from. Yeah, come from the internet, this guy named
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: sliced bread. Mike the Leprechaun says, onion, rings and fries
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: is the answer. Mad Jack's going with Zen de Haas tacos,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: and mad Jack wants us to do that. Malar me
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: greet in sokel at the Zen Dejas establishment. He's invited us,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: and he's really upset. We're not accepting his invitation. We
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: are accepting. We just have to we have to things
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: going on here month, next, every month, it's gonna be special.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: It could be every at least every month. It can
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: be every month. Do you have an answer to the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: right of the mather Riddle of the day? Again, for
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: those of you a little late to the party, Blank
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: has become the go to car for the world's best
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: runners and cyclists, and this is upsetting people that work
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in sports nutrition.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with Sea Moss. You know that new
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: gel stuff that they're making.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Sea Moss? All right, is that your final answer? Yes,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: that is it. No, it's actually Rice Crispy treats that
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: they're loading up on Rice Crispy trees.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Wow, I got one of those from the Fox Sports
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: iHeart studio that we were at in Vegas.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, they had some good stuff there too. I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: got to tell that was pretty neat man. I was like, Wow,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: they really.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Put some money in nice studio.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It is very nice. Yeah, you were not at the
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: old iHeart studios in Vegas, which were you needed a
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: like a police vest to get in there. And you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: needed a weapon and uh yeah, that's that was awesome.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: They ran on Fremont Street. They put these showcase studios,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: which makes sense. I was talking to somebody about that
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: yesterday and they were like, well, because iHeart the iHeart radio.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Like the concerts are in Vegas, right, so they probably
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: have some major major people come through there. They don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: want to take them to the outhouse. They got to
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: take them to the That makes sense. Actually, yeah, the
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: taj Mahal So that patio that looked.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: Out over the whole Fremont Street, that was nice, pretty neat.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: All those snacks I took, I had my pockets full,
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: and then I saw these homeless people on the sidewalk
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: that had signs I said, I'm hungry, So I was like, oh,
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: I have son chips and I started pulling the granola
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: bar out of my pocket.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But they really want money though the rain and most
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: of those was just that I want food.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: I was like, I got all the snacks, baby, let me.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Give you these. Let's go the phones. Let's go to Rick,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: who's in Lake have a Sioux City. What's going on? Rick? Welcome?
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Hey, glad to be back.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I wanted to call Thursday when I settled down here.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: But I really wanted to get up to you guys
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: this weekend. But I've just been living out of c
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: K for a couple of weeks and I didn't want to.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: It's only like two and a half hours from Blake
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: to have it to you up there, but I missed
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: the opening. I just came in at one o'clock, so yeah,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear the recap there, but.
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: Justin said he did pretty.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Well with poker.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: But I want to you know, you mentioned this, I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: gonna just go right with the Bagel mellovage. You mentioned
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: like it's like you were using analogy, like you go
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: to a steakhouse, and I thought you were gonna say,
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: it's like when you go to a steakhouse and you
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: order your ribbi well done.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's the proper way. That's a butterfly cut. No,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: shut your mouth, shut your mouth, butterfly cut. All right,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: butterfly cut and uh and well done. That's how you order.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's an adult way to order a steak.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's opinion, like most sports.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I will it's not it's not even ask Rob Parker
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: asking any of the legends Kenny Albert, ask Kenny Albert
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: play by play, got Kenny Albert likes a steak? Well done?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Efric can't play rock Parker, This guy doesn't know anything.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: And Lebron James and then Tom Brady Afrop Parker. Who
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: would ask I'm.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Asking about the steak? I don't get whatever. Who tells
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: about the other side? Asked you about the.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: State strip joints stript joints. I thought you asked him
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Well, he does the Magic City in Atlanta, which is
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: a legendary establishment. Now I know in Houston they retired
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: James Harden's jersey. Has Rob Parker has his microphone retired
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: to Magic City? Do we know Rob's I'm probably not
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: about that, but no.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: He's definitely a legend. Though in terms of his career,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: he pubby he loved baseball, so yeah, yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: He does love baseball. Not a lot of guys that
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: work here like baseball. Most of the guys that work
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: here say they hate baseball.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Did I don't know that?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Even today?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I was so did the Padres swiping the Dodgers?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Man, You're completely clusere. What have you been doing all day?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Rick?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I jump moved, I have moved overdue. Hell, it's one
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty degree. It's great, though it's not California.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: But that's not one hundred and twenty now I drove
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: from on Thursday, when I drove from La to Vegas,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the hottest temperature was not in Nevada. The hottest temperature
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: was in Death Valley. It was one hundred and seventeen
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: degrees in depth.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Value Morono to hear up to sixty two, just like
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: twenty nine Palms Highway, and it hit one twenty on
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: my thing. My car camering. But the temperture of the
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: car never rides, which is phenomenal. But the air temperature
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: according to the yeah.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: You know, I said million. The amazing thing too is
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: that at night it's like one hundred degrees still like
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: one in the morning degrees. It's wild.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's yeah right now, if I
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: went out to my balcony, it starts sweating. But uh,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: it's still not California though, and it's it's incredible as long.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: As it's not yet. As long as you know, have
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: to pay the California saxes, you're you're in good ship.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Everything is more expensive in California.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You're not kidding me. I crossed over the state line
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: when I got to prim and I crossed over to California.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Immediately gas went up a dollar just by that, just
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: one one dollar went up a one dollar at least one.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Dollars wild And then you know, I go to the
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: grocery shore Io to paper bags.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, Oh my god, what about the environment?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Water? The water you're in the shower in my boatael
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: fix is like the best I've had in years.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: There you go, all right, now we're now we're piling
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: on here. Now we're speaking of water pressure.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I went to a restaurant in Vegas and
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: it had one of those springers, you know, the the bidetsdets,
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: and it was my first time.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Oh is it you're gonna buy one?
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: No?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't like it. It scared me. No, no, no, no,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. It was a lot, it was, but
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: you get used to it. It is a more. They
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: do it right in Asian countries. No, seriously, they cleaner.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: It's cleaner. Your all, that stuff's very clean. Break it out.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: You didn't like it, okay, it was so scary and
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: get it turned on and scary I understand all.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: The ghosts of GENI and Medford. All right, Rick, Hey,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up on you had way too much
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: air time. Go away, thank you. Let's go to Macho
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Man Dan. We say aloha to Macho man Dan, who
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: is in Hawaii. What's going on? Dan? Welcome?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Hello, Ben, first time caller, longtime listener.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome, welcome, Good that you finally call. Why why
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: this night have you chosen the call as opposed.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: To all all the well, well that the take on
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: the Viking QB room that you made is a.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: Lot of hooey?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Was how was it? Hohoi? That's an accurate That's that's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Coop told me. I'm up for a Marconi for Take
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: of the Year. That my Viking take is take of
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: the year. That's what he told me.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That's a negative. kJ McCarthy's done nothing but win since
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: high school?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And how many, how many wins? How many wins? Give me?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I want you to talk slowly and give me all
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: his NFL wins. Go ahead, I'll wait. I mean I
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: got him peg winning the Super Bowl this year and
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: the MVP. Yeah, but I mean you're crazy though, Come
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: on now, Yeah, it wasn't Kellen Moore the all time
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: winning his college quarter back when he left Boise State?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think he was Kellen Moore and he sucked as
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: an NFL quarterback. He was terrible, but he by your standard,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: he won in high school, he won, he won in college.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: He should have been a good NFL player by your
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the way you approached it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: But I mean, look at what Kevin O'Connell did with
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Sham Darnold.
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: Tim Tebow won two national championships. Kell Moore, right, Tim
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: Tebow won two national championship won too? Was he was
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: forty eight and seven over his college career.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kellen Moore at Boise State. Just to prove my point.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have the record in front of me, but
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: they he was there four years. They were amazing all
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: four years. I think he had the record somebody else
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: he was. He was fifty and three. Yeah, fifty and three.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: How about that, Macho Mandan. Kellen Moore, great winning quarterback,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: got to the NFL, played for a couple different teams
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: of Cowboys and the Chargers and some other teams. I
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: think I don't know if he actually played actually though
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: he was. I know he's coach with those teams. What
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: are his stats? I gotta go back and anyway, he sucked,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: that's the point. He didn't make it. Yeah, but McCarthy
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: is and Kevin Moore, So is he going to be
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: any different?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: All?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I we you don't know what
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you got with that, and you have no backup plan,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. And you're wearing your you're wearing
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: your Viking merchandise at least. Yeah, Okay, Carson Wentz has experience. Yes,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that's great. So he suck. He's a bad experience, but
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: he's got experience. He's been stealing money for four years.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: By the way, Kilma only played three three games in
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the NFL. He started two games, he was zero for two.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I thought he played more. I thought he played more
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: than that. Right to.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: McCarthy has got college championships too, So what do you what.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Are you related to him or something like that? What
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: do you?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: What is going on with you? Well? You and your
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: your obsession with J. J. McCarthy. Why is that? I
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: think he.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Could be the love child.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Of Tom tom Brady and Peyton Donnie. All right, go away,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: all right? Maybe that was JJ McCarthy. I could have
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: been his father or his uncle or something like that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Kelly in Des Moines, will sailor our
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: friend Kelly formerly known as Donut Kelly. When's that big
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Des Moines meet and greet? Kelly? What are we having
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: that big de Moin meet and greet? Oh? She gone?
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  Speaker 1: There she is? Hello, there she is. There's Kelly.
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  Speaker 9: Hey. Sorry, it's been a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Then where have you been.
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  Speaker 9: I'm sorry. I've been doing a lot of just driving
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  Speaker 9: and I didn't have You know, it's hard to call
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  Speaker 9: when i'm driving.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we're here now having.
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  Speaker 9: Tonight, so I could call.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 9: No, I think and I think she actually said a
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  Speaker 9: tweet about it too. But I think it would be
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  Speaker 9: a really good idea to do a meet and greet
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  Speaker 9: and do it at like the Field of Dreams game
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  Speaker 9: in Iowa.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I don't know what the field. We
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  Speaker 1: could do it on our own. We could bring our
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  Speaker 1: own crowd. Can you imagine our own people playing on
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  Speaker 1: the Field of Dreams field. You get Surfer Todd the
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  Speaker 1: comedian out there, you get Robbie the Mariner fan running around.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do that? Can you just you probably could,
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  Speaker 1: if you have enough money, you can rent it out
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. I would imagine, not that, not
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  Speaker 1: that we have that kind of money. I'm just saying, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, we don't. We don't get that kind of cash.
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  Speaker 1: But if you did, you'd be able to rent it
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  Speaker 1: out and have an amazing time. Yeah, for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can't. We can't do that. I just looked it up.
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  Speaker 10: Be says, so like visitors are encouraged to play catch
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  Speaker 10: and run the bases on the original field of Dream
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  Speaker 10: Movie site in Dyersville, Iowa, but not on the MLB
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  Speaker 10: stadium built adjacent to it for the MLB basement.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares? I want to play in the original Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How far away is that from the moine? You're not
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  Speaker 1: helping us? All right, all right, thank you. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you're checking it. Thanks for I know it's all right.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for checking in. Kelly. I gotta go because we
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  Speaker 1: get we're up against the clock here three hours, three hours,
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  Speaker 2: The way for Jerry to solve the Micah Proud Parsons
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