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Phrases To Avoid On Your Dating Profile · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Well, here are some phrases that you're going to see a lot on dating
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  apps that definitely are cliche at this point, and you just want to avoid
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  them altogether, such as I love to laugh. Oh, is it like
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  something ridiculous that I would have been like, I just love to laugh.
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  I love to laugh. Looking for somebody who's just fun outgoing? Oh?
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  Boy, Like, but of course you do. That's just one of the
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  most universally loved things is laughing. I mean, it would be odd if
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  it was like love to cry. I just love a good cry. Oh
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  yeah, love love experiencing deep pain. Okay, swipe left or right whatever.
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  The good one is another phrase you want to avoid in your dating profiles
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  work hard, but play harder, Like, oh, I work hard,
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  but I play harder. Yeah, that's that's an annoying one because, first
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  of all, if you're working hard, like, are you really going around
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  telling people that you work hard? And we all know what that phrase means.
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  It has nothing to do with the amount of work you're actually doing.
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  It's just basically saying that you get wasted on the weekend and hard. Yeah,
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  it's more about the play than it is about the work. So it
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  made me avoid that one. I love traveling. That's a cliche line to
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  avoid your dating profile, but I kind of would like to know if somebody
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  does or not, because there are people that don't really love to correct or
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  they just don't go out of their way to do it. Yeah, my
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  husband, he would go without ever traveling. Really, it's not really his
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  jam. I mean, I guess if you send him a text action you
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  were going on a golf trip somewhere, he'd be like, oh, okay,
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  sure, but just in general, like he has zero desire to leave
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  the country go and do. He'd do it, but he's not that proactively
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  doing it exactly. He's not like, honey, we should go on a
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  trip. Very rare. You'd have to drag him along. Yeah, unless
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  he's like, oh we should go to Iowa again this week, and it's
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  like yay, now there's a trip. He loves Iowa. Another phrase to
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  avoid quote partner in crime. Never use the word what Yeah, don't say
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  I'm looking for my partner in crime like a little body and Clyde action or
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  just in general. Well, people who say that are usually like the furthest
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  thing from an actual criminal. It's like the cheesiest or that would be bizarre
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  if you were a felon or something on there and you're like looking for my
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  partner in crime for like my next heist. Yeah, I got a big
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  I got a job coming up. It's gonna take two though, any extra
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  body, Yeah, I don't care for that. If you know, if
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  we get to kiss before and after, it's just a bonus. But really
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  just need the extra manpower. And then finally, phrases to avoid on your
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  dating profile, anything about long walks on the beach. Oh, but nobody,
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  nobody's using that. Not nobody's using that unironically at this point, right
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  you wouldn't think so, but see, And that is another thing it get
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  your attention? Is this person being funny? Like, don't you agree if
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  you were still in the dating world, you'd want something that gets attention but
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  will make you giggle. I mean, kind of going back to that,
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  I like, I love to laugh. I think that that is so cliche,
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  that saying oh I love long walks on the beach, because initially it
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  was probably sincere people were so legit saying because let's be honest, we all
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  love walking on the beach. I mean, it's just I don't like going
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  too far though. You don't like a long walk where you get so far
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  and then you realize, oh, crap, all the way back. Yeah,
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  that's no fun. But then people started using it as a joke.
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  But now I think we've gotten so far past that where anybody who tries to
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  use it as a joke that would be like a big turn off. You
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  don't think so or would that get you? It would get my attention,
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  but then i'd have to like decipher if they're being funny or just a weirdo.
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  I think it's time we go back to being sincere about it. So
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  what would you recommend a long walk on the beach? Oh? I thought
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  you meant sincere about dating profiles in general life. No, we are really
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  Therefore we're locked in on the frame long walks in the beach. That's what
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  I think. If like, if you do like that, then say it
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  don't be in because I swear to God, if you put that in your
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  profile and I were to be like, hey, like, you know,
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  one of the things that really drew me to you was the fact that you
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  love long walks on the beach. And then you're like, oh, yeah,
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  I was kind of just being cheeky about it. I don't really like
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  that. Then that would be a big issue. That would be fun to
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  just go through somebody is like profile of all the things I like and be
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  like, yeah, said you like this, but you don't how many of
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  those actually line up or do they just say it because it looks good.
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  It's like a job resume. How many things that you have on your job
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  resume are you actually, you know, capable of well all of them I'm
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  talking. I'm just like, in general, you think people are just like
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  putting things down for real. Probably, Yeah, George Coustanza didn't always back
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  to Seinfeld, but that's you know, how many times that I like have
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  to swallow a Seinfeld reference because I don't want to always be that guy who's
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  just constantly making Seinfeld references. So I'd be like this, huh, and
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  that's part of the profit An in the Morning, No Amanda stills the Sea
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  we see by park Company Real Tours. Well, how about this for a
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  turn of events. Jennifer Lopez canceled her upcoming to her, and honestly,
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  if she would have just said that, we would have been like, yeah,
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  the ticket tales just aren't there. Back in March, she had a
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  couple of shows she had to cancel because people are not wanting to go.
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  I would say I'm up there, probably top seventy five percent of her like
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  fanbase, you know what I mean, Like I followed her. I love
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  her. I don't think op seventy five? Did I say that wrong?
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  Like not? That's not saying you know if you were like the top one
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  percent or ten percent, so you're like pretty casual, like you know this
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  song. So let me back that up. I would say I am terrible
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  at math. I am in the top ten percent of her fan base.
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  I love her. I have always loved her. She released a new album
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  in January. Couldn't Tell You a song? Forgot that she released this album
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  and the fact she's going out on tour and want it to not be nostalgic
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  is kind of like, uh, j Loo, you're not really getting it,
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  You're not really getting how this works. And I'm not saying she's old
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  either, but it's you got it, you got it. Nobody said you
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  were. Is that what you're thinking or what? Yes? Because I feel
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  like what I'm about to say is, yeah, we want the old stuff.
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  Your new stuff just isn't hitting girl. It doesn't mean she's old.
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  That's just like every act, every band, every artist, you know,
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  they go through that where the fants just want the old stuff. So she
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  did, by the way, say that she's taking time off to be with
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  her family, and she's completely heartsick, devastated about letting people down. She
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  says she wouldn't have done it unless it was absolutely necessary. Of course,
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  ready between the lines, I would like to think she's doing this to save
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  her marriage. Then I feel like when they got together, thought that not
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  her career was over, but did he think she was going to come back
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  and do all this? We watched that her documentary, He didn't you did?
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  You didn't watch it? No, you told me how stupid it was.
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  It made me want to do anything but watch it. And that's coming
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  from a guy who's in the bottom quarter of her fans. Anyway, I
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  know two or three songs Ben and Jalo. Yesterday they were spotted at a
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  basketball game for Ben's son. They were snapped up giving each other air kisses,
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  which also just weird. You weren't wearing your wedding ring last week,
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  now you're doing air kisses. Whatever. If you're air kissing, that's then
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  it's not a situation you need to be canceling your tour overs. So I
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  think it's probably just ticket related entirely. It's a rough goal, all right,
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  And I would go as far as to say it is a bit of
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  a conspiracy. But all of this drama with her and Ben and him moving
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  out, I almost guarantee that. And I'm just thinking of this as I'm
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  talking. No, are you thinking all things that were set up? They're
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  still in love, but it's like, hey, Ben, you just got
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  to move out. I got to create this like distraction of why I'm going
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  to cancel this tour because there's no way I can go out and play to
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  an empty arena. Oh get hot take. I truly believe that, all
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  right, And I know at least three songs now that I think about it
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  now. According to an Inside Tours close to Tom Cruise, he's smitten over
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  his pal Angelina Joe Lee and believes that they could be a perfect match,
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  apparently arguably two of the most famous people. Apparently they've discussed working together on
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  a few projects. Angelina has showed some williness to get to know Tom on
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  maybe at personal level. He admires her for her intellect, also because she
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  doesn't really conform to Hollywood expectations. But the first thing came to my mind,
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  and I think everybody, wait a minute. Scientology plays a huge role
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  in Tom Cruise's life to I don't see Angelina Jolie going into the scientology world.
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  That would be crazy. But he apparently is bending over so much.
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  Okay, interesting tidbit, getting this stretch again. I'm sure likes to keep
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  limber. He's aware of her anti religious dance, so he's not worried about
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  any of that. It's exa be hard. He's completely bent over. It's
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  hard to talk to the guy. Tom, Come on up, I'm trying
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  to get to know you. I'm now bent over. All we can It's
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  not very useful. It's pretty tough to do anything. Travis Kelce. He
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  teamed up with Jason Sadaikas for a charity event called Big Slick Celebrity over the
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  weekend. No, Big Slick Celebrity we nd Is that what it was called?
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  Yes, I don't know what they're doing. Like you'll hear the voice
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  here of Jason today. And it was all planned out. It was a
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  skit. So people were like, oh, my gosh, I can't believe
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  you asked him this question. But this is Jason talking to Trav. The
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  guys here, he doesn't need to be working anymore. And again, man,
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  you want to give us the cliff notes if somebody couldn't understand, He
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  said, when are you gonna make an honest woman out of her? Referring
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  to Taylor Swift. That's when Travis just stroked his beard and kept his mouth
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  shut. Will Everybody started cheering, did you ever watch that show Problem Child?
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  No? I've never heard of that. Didn't Oh one of my favorites.
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  Anyway, the guy what is that? What show? Or when?
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  Network? What is it? Problem Child? It was a movie they had
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  like Problem Child one through Oh he said show. Are you one of those
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  people that you use show interchangeably for TV shows and movies? Yes, but
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  he said it's like Gilbert Godfrey, Yeah, did you just check out?
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  What are you doing? I'm reading about what does it mean to make an
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  honest woman out? Because that's what he said. He said, Travis w
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  what are you gonna make an honest woman out of Taylor Swift? And so
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  it basically means like if you know they're horsing around and which we can predict.
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  Is that? So? I guess doing that in an unmarried relationship is
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  dishonest. I don't know, it's a it's a tough one to grab.
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  What do you think he will next year? Next year? I think after,
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  I think after a football season, after the Eras tour, after they
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  can get some real lifetime, like real one all one time where they're not
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  out doing all of this, because this is I mean, he's got to
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  stop signing up for stupid game shows and the big slickster weekend or whatever.
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  It almost sounds like he's trying to be an actor, and I just don't
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  know if I'm prepared for that. I just I think it's just too much
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  right now. I think it's going to his head a little bit. He's
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  just got to dial it back. Did you ever watch that show Problem Child?
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  No? I've never heard of that. Didn't Oh one of my favorites
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  anyway, the guy what is that? What show? Or when? Network?
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  What is it? Problem Child? There was a movie they had like
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  Problem Child one through well, he said, show, are you one of
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  those people that you use show interchangeably for TV shows and movies yes, but
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  he sounds like Gilbert Godfrey, Yeah, did you just check out? What
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  are you doing? I'm reading about what does it mean to make an honest
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  woman out of? Because that's what he said. He said, Travis,
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  what are you gonna make an honest woman out of? Taylor Swift? And
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  so it basically means like, if you know they're horsing around and which we
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  can predict, is that So I guess doing that in an unmarried relationship is
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  dishonest. I don't know, it's a it's a tough one to grab.
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  What do you think he will next year? Next year? I think after,
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  I think after a football season, after the Eras tour, after they
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  can get some real lifetime, like real one, all one time where they're
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  not out doing all of this, because this is I mean, he's gotta
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  stop signing up for stupid game shows and the big Slickster weekend or whatever.
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  It almost sounds like he's trying to be an actor, and I just don't
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  know if I'm prepared for that. I just I think it's just too much
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  right now. I think it's going to his head a little bit. He's
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  just got to dial it Back's a scoch I get a man in the morning,
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  ninety seven, it's gone. Is it weird where we just admit to
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  things we do in a private time? We bring them to the table,
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  we say is it weird that I do this? Or is everyone else doing
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  it too? So, Amanda, would you do the honors of check starting?
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  Yes? So what ticks are terrible right now? Out of the like
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  like they are the worst that they have ever been. It's disgusting, like
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  they're awful. Oh my gosh, I don't think I've had my first tick
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  this year. This makes me feel bad bringing it up because I feel like
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  I'm going to just ruin everybody's day. So I apologize in advance. But
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  uh, my husband just sent me a text saying that he found a woodtick
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  on one of the kids. Because we do tick checks. We do all
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  this as much as we possibly can, three or four times a day.
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  And now, Pike, what when you're at the lake or just absolutely just
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  at the lake, But then you know we were it's already Monday morning,
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  so look in. But now I feel like I have them all over me.
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  Yeah, like I keep picking picking, I feel like I feel like
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  they're on my back right now I'm wearing jeans, I feel like they're crawling
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  all over me. Do you get like I don't think I'm going to get
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  that feeling away. Yeah, You're never safe, just when you think you've
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  checked every crevice on your body. Have you ever found a woodtick in a
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  place that's been there for a while? No, not like dogs when they
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  turn white. No. Yeah, trust me, I've pulled some big rit
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  my dog. No. I have my wife checked me head to toe every
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  night before bed. So truly, though you've never found one, well,
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  I've found it. Never a big big boy, because these are just little
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  babes. But uh do I call ticks babes? That was weird that there
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  was a weird way to refer to them. They are the grossest, most
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  like sinister, little stupid things. Oh I see, I'm so gross.
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  You can only kill them if you burn them, so I think. I
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  think if you really grab them with your fingernail and like cut them in half.
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  But my husband was trying to tell me, even if you they like
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  resurface again, that they can grow together. Yeah, see that's not okay.
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  I think we wait and I understand the circle of life and everything has
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  a purpose. But can we all agree, Like I think we have the
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  power to make them extinct? Why don't we? I would think? So?
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  Who who misses them? What? Tell me? And I'm sure there's
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  an answer. What animal is going to miss the ticks? They're blood suckers.
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  I can't imagine, if anything, they're killing people and animals because of
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  the limes. Is absolutely the grossest one I ever found, and it was
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  in high school. I will never forget. There was one in my belly
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  button and I went to clean my belt and it was like white, Yeah,
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  that's why, Or like the ones on your scalp when you're just what
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  I'm feeling right now because I have and then I have a couple of moles,
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  so I'm like, are those that? Oh? I will say for
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  the checks, you know, the nightly checks, I do, like you're
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  really getting in there, and there's some places you're looking where I've never found
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  one in one of those places, but but you just never know because they
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  like warm spots, right, and we can all think of the probably warmest
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  places on the human body. Thankfully I haven't pulled one out of there yet,
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  but oh gross, one of these days I'll be ready. So not
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  weird that all day today, I'm just gonna be just icky. Like that's
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  how I feel right now, just completely gross. Now you're fine, Okay.
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  Is it weird that I like to go back and watch shows I've already
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  watched, right, That's not it though, so everybody does see that is
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  also very weird to me. There's nothing I go back and really watch,
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  but it's not just the show. In general. I love to go back
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  and watch the episodes of shows where people die, like famous deaths on shows
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  like if I'm gonna go back and watch Breaking Bad, and I know none
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  of this is going to mean anything to you, well don't. I really
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  do want to watch this, so try not to spoil it, Okay,
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  I can't. Oh, just okay. Towards the end, there's a there's
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  a lot of people die, but there's one that's like particularly heart wrenching,
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  and so like, I'll go back and watch that episode. Or if I'm
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  gonna go watch Criminal Minds, yeah, I want to watch the one where
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  a dude's wife gets killed. Geez. Yeah, that's really morbid. Is
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  that the word for it? Not not weird, more so morbid morbid.
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  I will tell you this though, if ever i'm in a mood to like
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  really get a good cry, I'll watch PS I Love You or Beaches,
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  like if I want to like just send myself into a like blubbering mess.
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  What we're talking about. I'm just saying, like that's the only movies.
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  No, No, I'm not. I'm just saying that's the only time,
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  like I would rewatch a movie to like invoke an emotion. Oh, I
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  don't know what kind of emotion happens when you're watching death. Well, I
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  don't know excitement, any any feeling at all. Like if I'm gonna go
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  back and watch the Game of Thrones and again spoiler because I know you haven't
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  seen that because you don't like good television, But I'm gonna go watch The
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  Red Wedding every time. I just you know, the Fargo PD be involved
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  in this. It feels like this is really creepy. You imagine they've all
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  got this on and they're squad cruisers. Is that what they call them call
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  if you're a cop right now, a squad cruiser. I feel like they're
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  just called police cars, or I think they're called squad cars or police cruisers.
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  I'm doing a little mixing and matching. I hope you don't mind,
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  Amanda in the Morning on seven. People are starting to look at some phrases
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  that we throw around all the time, you know, like you just said,
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  live in the dream, right, it is what it is. Well,
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  here's another one that you hear often, find a job you love,
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  finish it for me, and you'll never work a day in your life.
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  Yeah, that's right here it all the time. But some work psychologists and
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  career coaches really dove into what that means and if it even is a thing
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  at all, and most people agree that it's pretty much poppy cock. What's
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  a word, right, I took a risk saying that I believe that's a
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  word. I'm googling it. I believe. Oh yeah, poppy cock means
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  nonsense, empty talk or writing good job, perfect failed the poppy cock.
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  I believe it's poppy cock because you know, think about work is work,
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  right, no matter what you do, you're gonna find a way to feel
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  like it's work. Yeah. While the idea of doing something that like truly
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  you love, like realistically, what is that like for me? I love
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  golf, so yeah, I imagine if I was a professional golfer, I
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  think it'd be awesome. But then again, like you hear, like,
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  but then that stress would be now you have to play golf, You'll be
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  in your head. It can't be as fun because now there's millions of dollars
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  on the line. That's how you're fending for your When do you think that
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  would be enough to like not really have any cares in the world. But
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  then you look at these guys and they're like incredibly stressed. You know,
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  yeah, like Tiger Woods. I guess you said pretty rough go at it,
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  you know, was self inflicted of course, but easy on the Tiger
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  Woods. I'm just saying there's a lot of stress involved too that I'm sure
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  was fueling a lot of that. Yeah, you made some real poor choices,
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  but hey, everybody does, absolutely maybe not like that. No,
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  you didn't kill anybody. Nineteen of them nineteen mistresses or were the kids of
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  big goddesses or was that Charlie Sheen's his were goddesses this Besides, I'm not
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  getting into the story to rail on Tiger Woods. Well, you started it
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  all right, So if you had to have what you we would idealize as
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  a dream job the whole you know, you feel like you wouldn't work a
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  day in your life. What job would that be? In an actual job?
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  Don't say like wine tasting, Yeah no, because that's also something where
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  I would probably not enjoy wine as much if I had to taste it all
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  the time drinking you just spin it. Yeah, that'd be a lot of
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  spitting. Yeah, you know, I mean, obviously I love what I
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  do. I've been in radio for fourteen years or so, or at least
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  here for that long. That's a good Now, this is your dream job,
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  you know, you just and I don't believe you. But of course
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  some people say, like, oh, I truly love my job. I
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  love going in you know. I mean the three thirty alarm clock could really
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  ease up a bit. But other than that, yes, I love my
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  job. Yeah. But if you're stressed at work, it's easy to like
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  imagine other jobs and think that they'd be awesome, but then you do them
• 21:21
  and they're like, oh, okay, this is kind of like a job
• 21:23
  too. Gosh, I don't know. I still think the only thing I
• 21:27
  really hated about it though, like beer cart Girl was by far the best,
• 21:30
  but there was a little stint that I had where there was a helper
• 21:34
  that would like load the cart for me and I'd give them like twenty bucks.
• 21:38
  That was nice. Otherwise it's a little intent sometimes trying to load up
• 21:41
  your beer cart girl, when those girls and gals are hungry and going through
• 21:47
  it's like, God, it's turned out to be a lot of work some
• 21:48
  days. Yeah, And I'm sure there are days you show up to that
• 21:51
  job and you don't feel like interacting with a bunch of people and having to
• 21:53
  like put on your face, you know, correct, But there are there
• 21:56
  are jobs that are worse than others. I will say, there are jobs
• 21:59
  that you truly dread showing up to, depending on your personality, yeah,
• 22:03
  for sure. Yeah, But I mean obviously some people don't have the luxury
• 22:07
  of getting to choose a silly, fun job that they think is fun,
• 22:11
  you know, yeah, like manual labor. For me, there's people right
• 22:14
  now building houses doing stuff, trying not to fall off a roof, and
• 22:17
  I'm like, don't hey, manual labor jobs. I mean, obviously you've
• 22:19
  got to be a certain type of person to do it, but they can
• 22:23
  be fun, like it can be it's just something about it, like just
• 22:26
  getting on the lunch, like you really earned your lunch break. And I
• 22:29
  can say this because I used to do some roofing with my dad. Okay,
• 22:33
  Oh, I thought you were gonna say, paint fire, hydrants and
• 22:34
  morehead. I'm like that was physical labor too, Okay, you really got
• 22:38
  to crouch down to paint those things, all right, like a mint in
• 22:45
  the morning on Big Nuddy eight point? Have you been driving? You ever
• 22:48
  been driving on a highway in North Dakota and seeing a dead animal painted pink?
• 22:53
  What? Never seen that? See a lot of unfortunately, a lot
• 22:56
  of dead animals in my time. That's so sad. I cannot stand that,
• 23:00
  especially like a deer when it's just oh, oh gosh, they're so
• 23:04
  big, well that and it's just when their tongue is hanging you know what
• 23:08
  I mean, and they're just like laying there. You're like, God,
• 23:11
  I'm not going to sit here. And you know, as a man who
• 23:14
  has taken a deer with a gun, what right you've gone deer hunting?
• 23:18
  Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. No, I'm just saying,
• 23:21
  like, who would I be to sit here and go, Oh,
• 23:22
  it's so sad to see their tongue hanging out on the side of the road
• 23:26
  as I have literally gutted them, you know, and rip Ord Yeah,
• 23:30
  no, got it. You know you know what I'm saying, easy tiger.
• 23:32
  But we know what deer hunting means. You don't need to go through
• 23:34
  the graphic details. I think it's more fun to sort of talk about it
• 23:37
  that way. We're all very well aware of what happens. Well, they're
• 23:42
  doing a thing where they're spray painting road killed. Now if you so,
• 23:45
  if you see like a pink raccoon or something, here's what's going on.
• 23:49
  They've teamed up the state and then North University of North Dakota in Grand Forks,
• 23:55
  and they're going around spray painting these animals. They want to get just
• 23:59
  move them. Well, they want to get an idea of, you know
• 24:00
  what animals and where it's happening the most, because obviously it's a danger to
• 24:06
  motorists. They say that five percent of accidents in North Dakota are caused by
• 24:11
  animals. Yeah, failed that one on my Minnesota driving test. Apparently you're
• 24:15
  not supposed to swerve for an animal. You're supposed to just hit it head
• 24:18
  on. That's one of those things. And I'm just like waiting for that
• 24:19
  to happen, you know, because you hear it all the time. Yeah,
• 24:22
  And I just wonder, in that moment, will I have that Will
• 24:26
  have have heard that enough to just sit there and drive right into a deer?
• 24:32
  So every deer that I have hit have just like cover too. Really,
• 24:38
  my mom was driving one of those times, just square to Yeah,
• 24:42
  it's as you're driving, just bam, like one was on the right side,
• 24:48
  tire like it just hit coming up right out of the ditch. One
• 24:52
  was on I'll never forget this one. We live on a dirt road and
• 24:56
  my mom hit it with her camera, but she also had this on roof,
• 25:00
  so it like flopped up on that top and it was there. I'm
• 25:03
  like, oh my gosh. I was like, tommy boy, Yes,
• 25:06
  horrendous like that was when they come in No no, no, no,
• 25:10
  but like up on top of the center for it's just like still up there.
• 25:12
  Yikes. But I don't understand why we're painting them. You just move
• 25:18
  them or document it. Here's what I thought, because I thought, are
• 25:22
  they just spray painting them to make them like easier to see? Because then
• 25:26
  yeah, in that case, while you're down there, why don't you just
• 25:29
  go ahead and shovel it off to the side. But apparently it's part of
• 25:33
  the research. They don't want to double count any of the animals because imagine
• 25:37
  your job is to drive around and count dead animals. You don't know if
• 25:41
  like they all look the same, right right, so, and then they
• 25:45
  leave them there. I mean that still begs the question couldn't you just still
• 25:48
  get rid of it and then you wouldn't count it again? I would think,
• 25:52
  So, I wonder, can you are you supposed to get rid of
• 25:55
  roadkill or is that just like a part of it? Yeah, exactly,
• 25:59
  I think you gotta do something. But also I don't want to be this
• 26:03
  girl. What kind of spray paint? Because now, if you're spray painted
• 26:07
  and an eagle comes down, could you kill the eagle because of the spray
• 26:11
  paint? Look at you? I know, I'm a revironmentalist. What they
• 26:14
  did say in the article that it is something called livestock spray paint. Okay,
• 26:18
  good, Sorry, I'm guessing that they just go into the hardware store.
• 26:22
  It's like, oh, this is like the leftover paint that is,
• 26:25
  Yeah, it's lead paint. Don't worry about it. I'm sorry. I
• 26:29
  ever questioned you guys, I was. It's just really me being braggadocious like
• 26:33
  I would BIG's big flights. You know, first of all, you're sad
• 26:37
  about the tongues hanging out of the deer. Deer's mouth. Now now this
• 26:41
  with the spray paint. Yeah right, I have five or six deer heads,
• 26:47
  not the heads, but the European mounts in my kitchen currently. Well,
• 26:51
  now you're just bragging. No, not for mama. Oh you didn't
• 26:55
  shoot that. Daddy got after those. That's your husband, Daddy who you're
• 27:00
  talking about, of course, got good for him. Good for him.
• 27:03
  You No deer heads, no daddy, No deer heads. Okay, so
• 27:11
  I shot a few deer back in the day when I just had started hunting.
• 27:14
  I was like, yeah, no, there they were the size of
• 27:18
  a dog. It was pathetic. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but you
• 27:21
  know what I mean. I'm no, I don't ten years old or whatever
• 27:25
  the heck. I'm sitting the woods and I see a deer and I you
• 27:26
  know, I'm just shake and excited. So anyway, eventually I would see
• 27:30
  a big deer that probably could have gone on the wall if I was a
• 27:33
  better shot. Yeah. Pretty humiliating PETA's online one. By the way,
• 27:38
  after this cover like Amanda in the morning, am I the only one that's
• 27:45
  not been doing this? Apparently people before they go on vacation, and maybe
• 27:51
  you can relate, Amanda. There are people out there who are cleaning their
• 27:55
  house before they go on vacation, really even like before the weekend, like
• 28:02
  before like if we're gearing up on a Friday, Yeah, I run home
• 28:06
  quick, make the beds, make sure all the laundry's done, everything so
• 28:08
  that way, I know, like yesterday, rolling back home, I have
• 28:14
  just that little bit of laundry that I needed to do and that was it.
• 28:17
  Everything was done. I mean, listen, I get the appeal.
• 28:19
  Yeah, that'd be amazing because it's now look at the opposite side, and
• 28:22
  this is kind of what I go through when you come back from a vacation.
• 28:26
  You just get home. You just want to relax, and it's a
• 28:29
  mess. Oh I see, I can't how stressful as that. I don't
• 28:33
  know if I could, And this is wild. I don't know if I
• 28:37
  could enjoy my weekend or vacation knowing that my house is a complete disaster.
• 28:41
  I also can't sleep at night if my house is a disaster. Really,
• 28:45
  Uh huh, you do have a weird tidy house, very odd. I
• 28:49
  wasn't sure if that's just what if I ever come over, you'd just you
• 28:52
  know, you prepare for me. I'm sure, I don't sure. There's
• 28:55
  a lot of that. Guys, Pike's coming over. We got a really
• 28:57
  absolute kids clean your bedrooms because you know, you never know if you might
• 29:02
  pop in there just to see how clean it is under your bed. You
• 29:04
  know, I'm just a psycho, remember that growing up, there's a clean
• 29:07
  your room, we're having company over it? Well, what the hell they
• 29:10
  going to do in my room all the time? Why is on janisk?
• 29:14
  But I do get it. I'm looking under my bed if you know.
• 29:17
  My kids haven't hit that stage where their rooms are a disaster yet, but
• 29:21
  I'm just waiting for that because that will be Yeah, you got to clean
• 29:23
  your room before. Sid is also kind of an organizer, so she likes
• 29:27
  to have her stuff nice and tidy. Briggs he just likes to line up
• 29:32
  trucks all over his brig Briggs. He's uh three, He's not a lot,
• 29:37
  just doing thing, kind of just existing, you know, But yeah,
• 29:41
  don't you no, I don't at all. Seventy five percent of people.
• 29:44
  That's seventy five percent, that's almost that's almost exactly. Three fourths of
• 29:48
  people say that they do pre vacation cleaning, doing laundry, scrubbing. I
• 29:52
  mean, like you're dusting, and what's the point of dusting? So I,
• 29:57
  uh, I feel like I've been very transparent about this. We use
• 30:02
  super cleaning. They come once a month. They're yeah, you're always talking
• 30:04
  about it, fantastic, and I they do like the one deep clean a
• 30:08
  month and then I just kind of keep up with it. So I don't
• 30:11
  do the bathrooms. I mean a little bit because I have a little boy
• 30:15
  and Nick, so you know, wipe up a little bit around there.
• 30:19
  But other than that, like I don't need the showers. That's kind of
• 30:22
  a once a month thing. Otherwise I just surface clean for the most part.
• 30:26
  If that you had house cleaners, I take back some of the things
• 30:29
  I say, some of the complimentary things I said about your cleaning habits.
• 30:32
  Okay, so you just in my house cleaning. Now here's what you need
• 30:38
  to wait a minute. Breaking news from the Minnesota Vikings. Huh A huge
• 30:48
  fan. You just you caught this story as you were scrolling as you were
• 30:52
  dreamscrolling, it'll be a Viking fan. Well, we were talking about doom
• 30:55
  scrolling, and I do. I do see a lot of Vikings content as
• 30:57
  as a Packer fan man, because I hate them so much. But you
• 31:03
  still want to you know, they say keep your friends close and your enemies
• 31:06
  closer. What do we got going on with our boy? Justin jeff Justin
• 31:08
  Jefferson, star receiver for the Minnesota Vikings, has agreed to a massive new
• 31:12
  contract with the team for four years one hundred and forty million dollars. Wow.
• 31:18
  Contract extension making him not only the highest paid receiver in NFL history,
• 31:23
  but the highest paid non quarterback in the history of the NFL. Wow,
• 31:29
  that's awesome. You kind of knew it was getting done, but it was
• 31:32
  just as a matter of time. But you know, if you're a Vikings
• 31:33
  fan, I think you're probably celebrating that one. Keep the totally keep the
• 31:37
  guy around, all right. Today is the first day for the pools to
• 31:40
  be open here in the FM area. The Fargo Park District officially announced that
• 31:45
  Reminder Island Park still one year outs. Cannot wait to see that redesign and
• 31:48
  when it's finished. I kind of forgot what it was supposed to look like.
• 31:52
  I remember seeing the original design place. I've seen the Omaka, but
• 31:55
  i've been seeing the the renderings for it. But definitely going to be needed,
• 31:59
  and I think people are going to be pretty jacked when that opens next
• 32:00
  They still gonna have the high dive. I hope I would assume, not
• 32:05
  that I ever did it. Really love the idea of it, but scared
• 32:08
  of heights. It's not a diving board. Guy. I'm not a strong
• 32:14
  swimmer in the DP end like that. You just don't know what's gonna happen.
• 32:17
  Yet. Never knew that about Jack. Yeah, do you for more
• 32:22
  of a swimmer than a non swimmer? Well, I'm like a straight line
• 32:24
  swimmer, got it? I think? Didn't we just talk about this where
• 32:28
  that's right? You can't tread water. I'll challenge anybody to a race,
• 32:31
  but you know, once I'm fatigued, I'm done. I'm out. I'm
• 32:34
  sinking like a rock. Okay, all right, And I don't know if
• 32:37
  you saw this or not. A week ago we were telling you about Mike
• 32:39
  Tyson and that medical emergency that he had with that ulcer that flared up on
• 32:44
  this flight or an ulcer flared up, but honestly, they kind of just
• 32:49
  dismissed it as not a big deal. Well, on Friday, they did
• 32:51
  announce that the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight that everybody's so excited about on July
• 32:55
  twentieth is officially postponed until maybe later on this year. Oh, they just
• 33:00
  said he's not ready to he can't be all in training for this right now.
• 33:06
  Well it's good. I'm glad they did, because when he does fight
• 33:07
  him, I want him to be like fully prepared, ready to not uses.
• 33:10
  Yeah, absolutely, punks. They're annoying him and his brother. I
• 33:15
  forget which one's which, but whichever one Mike Tyson is fighting Jake Paul is
• 33:17
  who he's fighting. You're not a fan, I don't think so, very
• 33:22
  confident, but just YouTubers like my nature are annoying. All right, Sunny
• 33:25
  today, beautiful, get out and enjoy. I have about eight in a
• 33:30
  minute in the morning, Sage ninety seven. You've heard of doom Scrolling is
• 33:34
  where you just sit on your phone and kind of mind does he scroll?
• 33:37
  And all you're seeing is like negativity headlines and it's almost addicting, right,
• 33:42
  like people feed off the negative energy. I don't really have that on my
• 33:45
  feed, to be honest with you. There's just not a lot of negative
• 33:49
  stuff. It's usually like Taylor Travis uh Caitlin Clark has hit my feed.
• 33:53
  Other than that, it's cute babies and dogs. Well, aren't you just
• 33:57
  perfect? No, not at all. I'm just saying I'm kids what you
• 34:00
  are looking for? Of course right now? Well you a man. It
• 34:04
  might fit into the category of dream scrolling. This is a thing essentially the
• 34:07
  opposite of doom scrolling, but people are doing a whole lot of it.
• 34:12
  The average person wastes two plus hours a day scrolling through their feed looking at
• 34:16
  things that they wish they could buy, they hope to own one day,
• 34:21
  and they say it's actually useful because it motivates them to reach their financial goals.
• 34:25
  Interesting. Yeah, I definitely have more of a dream scroll going on,
• 34:29
  and I would love to. Oh gosh, two hours, that's insane,
• 34:32
  But it adds up quick when you're just scrolling around. Yeah, especially
• 34:37
  if you're multitasking like doing it. You know, absolutely I do. I
• 34:42
  have a lot of like home decor things that I save and look at,
• 34:45
  like, oh, I would love to do that with my home or you
• 34:47
  know, when my kids are older and I you know, they're not breaking
• 34:51
  things or doing like I'd love to have that situation. That's the way,
• 34:53
  Yeah, like decorating her home furniture or things like that, because it can
• 34:57
  all get so expensive, you know, and I'm always has been so cheap
• 35:00
  about like entertainment stand Like I don't even have one. I don't even need
• 35:04
  what those are kind of outdated, okay, but they got some that look
• 35:07
  really sharp, like if you've got the TV mounted and it's just like a
• 35:09
  really like a bass looking entertainment stand. But you can spend a thousand bucks
• 35:14
  on that. Absolutely. What what are you currently like dreaming of owning?
• 35:20
  Is there anything? M that's a good question, like an airplane or something
• 35:23
  like that, But is there anything you know what I'd really like, like
• 35:29
  a really good edge of my really good patio set. That's what I see
• 35:32
  right now, because ours it's if it wasn't, it's gonna be now.
• 35:37
  I swear these things are spying on us. I'm holding my phone up,
• 35:39
  but I see all these That's hilarious that you bring that up, because I'm
• 35:43
  like, oh so I just bought this new rug for outside, and next
• 35:45
  like, so you bought that so we didn't have to get new patio firms
• 35:49
  from. Like yeah, I just feel like it'd spice it up a little
• 35:51
  bit. Rugs do something they bring the room together or something like that.
• 35:54
  Yes, absolutely, but they put one out on our patio. I'm talking
• 35:59
  like really quality because you can get like the stupid like the cheap Amazon patio
• 36:04
  furniture set right, like a good wicker set that's gonna last durable, so
• 36:07
  wicker and just so the cushions so you just sink right into them, like
• 36:12
  it's hard to get out it's so comfortable. And then a little fire pit.
• 36:15
  That's a dream. Really, I don't even need a house. Just
• 36:17
  give me the give me the patio set. Nice. What about you?
• 36:21
  What are you dream scrolling? That is a good one, but uh,
• 36:24
  I would say right now, we've been focused on the bedroom, like I
• 36:29
  really want like some issues or what no, one no, just like making
• 36:34
  it more. I see all these like bedrooms that have really cool things.
• 36:37
  I don't know what I'm like, gosh, I I feel like ours is
• 36:39
  just like a bed and a night standing and that's what it's for. Though,
• 36:43
  that's what. A bedroom's not supposed to be exciting? But could I
• 36:45
  make it? The bedroom's not supposed to be exciting? Okay, I already
• 36:51
  did like a little double meaning, and now you're coming back with one on
• 36:53
  me. We're talking about decor more of a relax like everything in our house
• 36:58
  is like black and white, Like, what could I do to make our
• 37:00
  bedroom a little bit more? I think what you're describing as an accent wall.
• 37:06
  Have you thought about painting one of the walls like orange? Yeah,
• 37:09
  that'll be nice and peaceful, Pike an orange wall. I'm talking more of
• 37:14
  like a burnt orange Sienna kind of thing. You could really do, wonders
• 37:17
  for your fung shui. I'm just saying, no, maybe you gotta get
• 37:22
  me in there. See give me some ideas, gay or I'll pass.