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Hour 3 - A Grand Plot · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dilly dilly, it's our number three. Our three is ready
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  Speaker 1: for me and you and we start out here on
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  Speaker 1: the Ben Mathers Show podcast. Do you buy the grand
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy that super agent to the stars Jimmy Sexton is stonewalling,
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  Speaker 1: stonewalling Penn State's coaching search. We'll give you the Illuminati
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  Speaker 1: version of the story. Also, how does Giants quarterback Jackson
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  Speaker 1: darts fashionist to look hit you? It's gone viral? The
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  Speaker 1: fashion of the Giants quarterback and the Giants kicker uh
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  Speaker 1: blamed a slippery ball slippery balls for the infamous failed
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  Speaker 1: field goal when he stopped before kicking the ball. What's
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  Speaker 1: your verdict on this one? Will go there as well,
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  Speaker 1: Young Wayku, the kicker for the Giants, saying it's the
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  Speaker 1: slippery balls. We'll get to that more right now here.
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  Speaker 1: It is our number three? A great end plot? Or
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  Speaker 1: is it a grand plot? Welcome in the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: another hour of the Ben Malor Show. We are in
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  Speaker 1: Happy Valley. Not So Happy Valley, the alleged Powerhouse the
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  Speaker 1: Penn State Nitley Lions, Holy Joe Paterno Batman. They are
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  Speaker 1: struggling to find a new head coach after they whacked
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  Speaker 1: James Franklin, who's excommunicated from the Church of the Nitney Lions.
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  Speaker 1: They said bye bye to James Franklin. They assumed, because
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  Speaker 1: their pens stay, they can get whoever they want. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you've noticed the coaching carousel and college
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  Speaker 1: football has been going round and round and round and round,
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  Speaker 1: round and round and round and round. And a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of schools have hired coaches. You know who hasn't hired
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  Speaker 1: a coach?
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  Speaker 2: Ding ding, ding ding dang.
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  Speaker 1: Penn State. Oh my, the atrocity of it all. And
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  Speaker 1: now we have a theory as to why that is.
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  Speaker 1: Why is Penn State one of the elite college football
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  Speaker 1: programs that everyone loves to tell you that from what
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  Speaker 1: they did million years ago, what they've done really all
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  Speaker 1: that much in recent years. They did have a good
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  Speaker 1: year last year. But aside from that, so we have
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  Speaker 1: the college football illuminadi, the illuminati. Are they really messing
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  Speaker 1: with Penn State? So if you didn't see this, perhaps
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  Speaker 1: not this all goes back. I'll give you the thumbnail
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  Speaker 1: version of this because moving man Matt likes the thumbnail version.
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  Speaker 1: So the theory is that the super agent, this guy,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Sexton, is allegedly steering his clients away from Penn
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  Speaker 1: State as payback as retribution that this is all being
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  Speaker 1: manipulated and the puppet master is Jimmy Sexton. Now Penn
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  Speaker 1: State was targeting BYU's coach Kilani Sataki, who is a
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  Speaker 1: not a Jimmy Sexton client, and they got turned down
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  Speaker 1: by him. He turned him down, he took the crumble
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  Speaker 1: cookie money and went back to BYU and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So another one bites the dust, another kick to the
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  Speaker 1: nuts in a happy valley, as you can't get a
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  Speaker 1: coach who'd rather stay at BYU. That's good for BYU,
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  Speaker 1: but rather embarrassing for Penn State. So that is a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question do
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  Speaker 1: you buy the grand conspiracy that Jimmy Sexton, the super
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  Speaker 1: agent is inten inntionally stonewalling Penn State. So on this one,
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  Speaker 1: I've got jumbo sized charcuterie board and joystick and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
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  Speaker 1: going to make a big plate of the Ben Mallard
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  Speaker 1: chicken fingers, which are only available at the landing in Liberty, Missouri.
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  Speaker 1: And I've been there. We had a great Mallard meet
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  Speaker 1: and greet last year. Hoped to go back again someday
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  Speaker 1: and do it again. But it was just absolutely wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So to lead off here, I am guzzling.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not drinking. I'm guzzling the kool aid on this one.
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  Speaker 1: I totally buy. It makes a lot of sense. There's
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  Speaker 1: really no other obvious, obvious explanation for what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Penn State is one of the power teams in college football,
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  Speaker 1: historically power powered teams. It's a legacy program, it's a
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  Speaker 1: blue chip program. They pay a lot of money, so
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  Speaker 1: they're offering a lot of money, and they can't find
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  Speaker 1: a coach. So to me, this isn't a conspiracy. This
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  Speaker 1: is college football mafia one oh one is what this is.
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  Speaker 1: And Jimmy Sexton a infamous figure in college football, the
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  Speaker 1: greatest agent of them all when it comes to football
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  Speaker 1: college football anyway. This guy's the godfather of college football
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  Speaker 1: and a golf polo shirt and he is the puppet
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  Speaker 1: master of the pigskin. He is the one that is
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  Speaker 1: pulling the strings on all of this. And he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: move markets. He is the market. Like he's not moving
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  Speaker 1: the market, he is the market. He's like the Warren
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  Speaker 1: Buffett you know, back in the I guess Warren's retired now.
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  Speaker 1: But like Warren Buffett, if you're a big time coach,
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  Speaker 1: if you've made a mark in college football, you are
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  Speaker 1: under the jumbo sized umbrella of Jimmy Sexton. You just are.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're not, if you're not, then you're standing
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  Speaker 1: outside in the rain and you have no poncho, no umbrella,
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  Speaker 1: no pancho, no raincoat. You're just out there. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: If you look at his roster, it's a who's who
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  Speaker 1: in college football now. Nick Saban's no longer coaching, Jimmy Sexton,
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  Speaker 1: Guy Kirby Smart, Jimmy Sexton, Guy Sarkesian, Steve Sarkisian sark
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  Speaker 1: Lane Kiffen, the con man at LSU, Lane, Kevin Dan Lanning,
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  Speaker 1: Dabbo Sweeney, all of these big names. It's like the coaching.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Avengers. An Avengers team. It's a murderer's row
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  Speaker 1: of middle aged people wearing wearing headphones and headsets and
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  Speaker 1: all that. It really is. I mean, these guys are
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  Speaker 1: also filthy rich, and so if Jimmy Sexton whispers whisper
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  Speaker 1: and athletic directors then starts sweating a little bit when
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  Speaker 1: he whispers and they're sweating like they're at a strip
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  Speaker 1: mall sauna, which is a place that Robert Kraft would
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  Speaker 1: go to, the rub and tug. Place like that. You
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  Speaker 1: don't get little hot, nervous, the whole thing, regretting their decisions,
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing. So now Penn State, though, when you
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  Speaker 1: take a couple of steps back, you look at Penn State.
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  Speaker 1: They they decided to poke the bear. And when you
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  Speaker 1: poke the bear, sometimes it works out, sometimes he doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: They whacked James Franklin. His ass was grass, James Franklin,
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  Speaker 1: and that is one of the prized cattle for Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: Sexton and Big Jimmy Sexton. There's a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: about this guy. We don't know much about it. We've
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  Speaker 1: read about him, we've heard about him. But he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: forget a slight. He does not, and this was deemed
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  Speaker 1: to be a slight. And so agents have memories, especially
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  Speaker 1: this guy like an elephant, and he's got a grudge
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  Speaker 1: like the Corleone family. And what's the message. The message
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  Speaker 1: is rather simple. Even those of you in the back
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  Speaker 1: of the room know the message. You mess with the
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  Speaker 1: beaut you get the horns. You mess with the beaut
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  Speaker 1: or in this case, you mess with the Nitley Lions
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  Speaker 1: and you don't get a coach. Penn State goes shopping.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, well, window shop, we want to coach, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how would you like to coach Penn State football? Nobody's
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  Speaker 1: saying yes to that, nobody's returning the calls, The shelves
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  Speaker 1: are empty, there are supply chain shortages. So they reach
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  Speaker 1: out to this guy, Kalani Saitaki, the guy at BYU,
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  Speaker 1: not a Jimmy Sexton guy, not under the jumbo sized umbrella.
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  Speaker 1: And even he says, nah, I kind of like these
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  Speaker 1: crumbled cookies. I'm gonna stay in this Mormon enclave. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna stay here. And it's another as we said,
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  Speaker 1: it's a kick to the balls for a happy value. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is not a coincidence. It's not a kowinkie dink.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jimmy Sexton, based on the preponderance of the evidence,
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  Speaker 1: more likely than not, sending a smoke signal. Jimmy Sexton
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  Speaker 1: is across the college football planes. You don't disrespect a
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Sexton client, and if you do, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a horsehead in your bed.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Furthermore, we go down to New Jersey, right across
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  Speaker 1: the way from New York, where the Giants play their games,
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  Speaker 1: and quarterback Jackson Dart is being hosted over an open fire.
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  Speaker 1: Not for not for the hit, the helicopter hit that
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  Speaker 1: he took from Patriot defender, No, no, no, He's being
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  Speaker 1: roasted for his fashion moves and his mannerisms. Now. During
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  Speaker 1: the game, Dart wore his signature chain blank blank, filled
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  Speaker 1: with I believe it studded hearts. What a romantic h
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  Speaker 1: And then, of course they lost in a non competitive
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  Speaker 1: game day the Giants against the Patriots. So postgame this
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  Speaker 1: is where it really cranked up. So postgame, Jackson Dart
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  Speaker 1: wore a turtleneck. He said, well, who cares about that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he wore a turtal. I think it was cold in Foxboro.
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  Speaker 1: He then on camera at the dais he flipped his
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  Speaker 1: hair in the air everywhere and he chewed gum in
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  Speaker 1: a very pronounced fashion. So this of course went viral
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  Speaker 1: in the matrix. It's like, oh what is that? So
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  Speaker 1: people were goofing on Jackson Dart. The question for the
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  Speaker 1: esteem panel, how does Giants quarterback Jackson Darts fashion nista look?
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  Speaker 1: Hit you all right. So Dart, he walked in, I
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  Speaker 1: want to again paint the picture for Stevie Meatballs and
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  Speaker 1: some of our other blind listeners here. So Dart walked
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  Speaker 1: into the postgame presser and you know, he's, you know,
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  Speaker 1: doing his thing, and he walks in and it's like
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  Speaker 1: he's auditioning for America's next top quarterback. I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is an audition. Here's what I need to do.
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  Speaker 1: Either that or it was like Paris Fashion Week. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: it's an NFL postgame thing. What do you doing? No,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's Paris Fashion Week. So Jackson strutted out
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  Speaker 1: there like he was ready to do a pirouette on
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  Speaker 1: the on the stage there, and not a hot read.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't ready for a hot read and all that,
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  Speaker 1: and he looked like a guy Jackson Dart who really
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  Speaker 1: loves grey poupon and has a giant sized Charcuteri board
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  Speaker 1: with all the greatest cheeses and crackers you could possibly get.
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  Speaker 1: And then he pairs that charcuterie board with sparkling water
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  Speaker 1: that cost fifteen dollars a bottle, and he loves it.
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  Speaker 1: So Dart, he's not the kind of guy would appear
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  Speaker 1: based on the way that he addresses. He's not the
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  Speaker 1: kind of guy that is going to pack a Duffel
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  Speaker 1: bag for a weekend trip. He's rolling, whether it's MetLife
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  Speaker 1: or somewhere else, he's rolling with a Gucci carry on
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  Speaker 1: and he did not buy it at Ross Dress for
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  Speaker 1: Less like Rob Parker, and he's going in there like
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  Speaker 1: he's late for a photo shoot. Jackson Dart And this
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  Speaker 1: is the trend. I've noticed this. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: anyone else has noticed this, but I've noticed this among
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  Speaker 1: the new wave of quarterbacks that have been in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL the last few years, that it's the gen Z
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  Speaker 1: quarterback fashion revolution, and it's happened right under our eyes
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  Speaker 1: a nose. We haven't really paid attention to it now.
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  Speaker 1: Caleb Williams takes a lot of crap in Chicago because
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  Speaker 1: he's got really nice manicured nails and believes in the
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  Speaker 1: manny and the petty and all that stuff. So he's
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  Speaker 1: a big fan of that Joe Burrow who's been around
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  Speaker 1: for a few years. But Joe Burrow showing up remember
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  Speaker 1: the fashion thing in Perry when Burrow went viral. He
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  Speaker 1: showed up wearing a backless suit like he was walking
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  Speaker 1: the runway at the Vogue World Show in Perry and
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  Speaker 1: all that. So it's the Yin and the yang, the
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  Speaker 1: yin and the Yang to the old guard, the zoomer
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  Speaker 1: signal callers, not that there's many of those left, Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 1: That's about it. Do we care what these guys do
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  Speaker 1: if they win? Of course, nobody cares if you win.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, if you win, people start wearing chains like
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart and flipping their hair in the air and
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  Speaker 1: chewing gum Valley Girl back in the day, like all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. Right, you can dress like Liberaci. Nobody even
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  Speaker 1: knows who that is anymore, look him up. You can
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  Speaker 1: dress like a Liberato. Nobody cares if you're winning. But
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  Speaker 1: if you lose, oh uh oh, you're not taking a job. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: you've opened up Pandora's box. What's in the box? Lipstick?
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  Speaker 1: That's what's in the box. That kind of thing, not
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  Speaker 1: last thing to the files of the idiot Kicker, the
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  Speaker 1: files of the idiot Kicker. It's a play that still
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  Speaker 1: has some life today. The botched field goal by the
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  Speaker 1: Giants kicker Young Wayku and what a doozy this was
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  Speaker 1: a humdinger. It was a humdinger, so you didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: It was against the Patriots. It was a hurley burley
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  Speaker 1: kind of a play that is still getting a lot
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  Speaker 1: of attention. So Ku has now offered up an explanation.
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  Speaker 1: This is where he didn't actually make contact with the ball,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like he hit somebody at the pause button
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  Speaker 1: right as he was about to kick the ball for
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  Speaker 1: kick his leg forward to make contact on the ball.
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  Speaker 1: So he's asked about this. He said to me, can
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  Speaker 1: you give us an explanation? This is like really crazy
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  Speaker 1: what happened here on Monday night football. It was like
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  Speaker 1: a gag reel bloopers and practical jokes. And he said
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  Speaker 1: he offered an explanation for the Monday night boo boo.
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  Speaker 1: He said, slippery balls. That it was slippery balls in
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  Speaker 1: cold weather. That was the problem. I've always said one
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  Speaker 1: of the great things about sports is you never know
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  Speaker 1: when the balls will become slippery, and they slippery balls
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  Speaker 1: is the number one cause of athletes not performing well.
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  Speaker 1: Remember back when the Lakers had Shaq and Kobe and
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  Speaker 1: Phil Jackson and be out there and remember Phil would
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  Speaker 1: say hands on balls and then Kobe would repeat that,
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  Speaker 1: saying hands on balls. But this is not hands on balls.
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  Speaker 1: This is just slippery balls, is what this is. That's
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  Speaker 1: all this is here. So it's pretty good. Seriously, he blamed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making this up by this. Oh this must
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  Speaker 1: be a fake story. No, you phill Ford sucker, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not fake story. Slippery balls, he said. Quote I
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  Speaker 1: was approaching the ball and cold weather the ball kind
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  Speaker 1: of slipped out of the bottom of it. It was moving.
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  Speaker 1: Who said to the Giants media. I wasn't able to
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  Speaker 1: kick through the ball. The ball was moving when I
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  Speaker 1: was driving to it, so I just pulled up on it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Question the Giants kicker Young Wayku blaming slippery balls on
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  Speaker 1: the failed field goal attempt against the New England football team.
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  Speaker 1: What is your verdict on this one? Well, thanks for
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  Speaker 1: asking my verdict. I'll go first. I'm in the jury room.
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  Speaker 1: So my verdict on this. It does not pass the
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  Speaker 1: Mallards smell test. Does not pass it not even close,
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  Speaker 1: not even click. We've watched hundreds of Pigskin ice box
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  Speaker 1: specials over the years, from Siberia to Antarctica, games played
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  Speaker 1: in wind tuns, freezer Chazz Arctic vortexas we watched them all.
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  Speaker 1: We loved the snow Globe games. There was no stow
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  Speaker 1: in this game, but we liked the bad whether And
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  Speaker 1: never once do we recall, never once do we recall
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  Speaker 1: that we've seen a sliding ball. Because of the slipperiness
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  Speaker 1: of the balls. It's like animation looked like the Peanuts
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  Speaker 1: cartoon there. This was a video game glitch, is what
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  Speaker 1: this was. It was a video game glitch, the kind
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  Speaker 1: where the joystick disconnects from the thing of a jig
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  Speaker 1: right in the middle of gameplay, and your avatar that
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  Speaker 1: does that backwards half motion thing and just kind of
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  Speaker 1: falls down and then that's it. Soku did not even
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  Speaker 1: make contact with the ball, which is hard to believe.
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  Speaker 1: He stubbed his toe like he was walking barefoot into
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  Speaker 1: a coffee table. He walked into this coffee table in
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  Speaker 1: Home a Lull and they were doing a remake of
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  Speaker 1: He walked right into it and what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be doing that, And it was the remake
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  Speaker 1: of the movie. We just went right there and listen.
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  Speaker 1: The thing was about that. It wasn't the weather. I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe it was user error. I'm going with user
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  Speaker 1: error on this and the worst part, you don't really
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  Speaker 1: live that down. It's a primetime game, like that's the
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing people that sought will remember and not
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  Speaker 1: forget it for years and years and years and years
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  Speaker 1: and years. You don't flush that away. There's no flushy flushy.
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  Speaker 1: And it's on your football credit score, your credit report.
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  Speaker 1: It's on there, and it's on there permanent. It's a ding.
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  Speaker 1: It's a permanent ding ding ding ding ding ding permanent
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  Speaker 1: ding is what it is. Yeah, it's the kicker version
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  Speaker 1: of sending a text to the wrong person. You ever
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  Speaker 1: done that? And once it leaves your phone, it depends
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  Speaker 1: what you have, like an iPhone, you have like maybe
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  Speaker 1: a couple of minutes maybe to get it back, but
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  Speaker 1: even then do you really ever get it back. It's
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  Speaker 1: out there forever and that's it. And Coup would have
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  Speaker 1: been better if he had decided to become a thespian
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  Speaker 1: And what would he have done? Well, young Wayku would
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  Speaker 1: have been better off if he had done some cosplay,
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  Speaker 1: pretend like he had tore his a cl and then
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: people were say, oh, he tore his acl that's why,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: that's why. Now heck the greatest blue. But we talked
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: last hour about the greatest NBA stat stuffing thing, this
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  Speaker 1: guy Ricky Davis who tried to miss a shot off
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: his own basket to get a rebound to get a
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  Speaker 1: triple double. Well, how about in NFL annals, the greatest
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  Speaker 8: Unfortunately, I think he started his coaching tenure with an
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  Speaker 8: I wont getting yogas?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Dan, Neil. If I was any better, I'd have
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  Speaker 4: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Good, he's doing good.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'm going to see him here tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 3: I can play a game if he wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: They sounds like you need to take a nap. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I Uh, yeah, I've been for a while.
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  Speaker 2: I know I've been.
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  Speaker 3: I'll hope for a little bit.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: But uh, I know, I know. Don't you know what?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You've been a hope for so long. You don't want
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: to give you because you didn't ask for it. You
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• 27:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta goll to take it. You gotta goal to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: take it.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go, thank you man.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Try to contain your emotion, Try to stay calm.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Hey, I was just going to ask you about the
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: NFL because he needs opening monologue about the NFL, and
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: he was really good. But uh, I was just gonna
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: ask you that I feel like none of the teams
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: will to stick out, and I feel like it's a
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: wide open It's a wide open field this year.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on that? Well?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I would agree that you don't look at the Patriots
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: and the Bears, who are the top teams, and say well,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: those teams are clearly head and should above everyone else
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL. It does feel that way, although if
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you go by the history, typically one of the top
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: two seeds ends up getting to the super Bowl. In
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: both conference, it's like one of the top two or
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: three seeds is going to go to the super Bowl.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So if you look at the history, like right now today,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: if you look at the American Football Conference, it's New
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: England and Denver or the top two seeds, And in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the NFC it's the Bears and the Rams. So at
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: least one of those teams will be in the super Bowl,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and then you could have a surprise somewhere else along
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  Speaker 1: the way. But yeah, this has not been a dominant
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: year by any any means. I mean, the Lions aren't
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: in the playoffs right now. They were one of the
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: heavyweights Kansas City. They're not in Baltimore. The Ravens are
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: in barely because they're in the right division.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I feel I feel you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, listen, Neil, you got your golden ticket,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: very important there, and get some sleep. Us you want
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  Speaker 1: to add, is that it is all you got? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry, that's all right, No, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's my fault. I am a you know, I
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: blame you know, I blame helmet man. I blame helmet man.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I blame so yeah, helt man. Okay, all right,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: thank you Neil. All right, there's a clank. The legend
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: on the show can't close the deal. Neil big big
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: fan of his work. Let's say hello to Eat Dog,
• 29:27
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• 29:31
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  Speaker 1: the great e Dog.
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  Speaker 3: I want to ask you a question real quick.
• 29:42
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• 29:52
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• 29:55
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  Speaker 1: Like oh like the B b W Craft you know.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, have you have you been?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the club?
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once in a while. I used to go when
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I was women.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like you told this. I feel like you've
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: told me, or was it Joe Dog one of you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: guys told me. But I feel like I've heard this
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: somewhere along the line.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe I said I'm sorry for you.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Have I reiterated, Well, that's all right, it's a new audience.
• 30:24
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• 30:27
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• 30:28
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• 30:28
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• 30:30
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• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Of the women there, they're beautiful.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they are good for them. What do you want?
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: What?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: What's the men you like at that place?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Beer and well and uh you know women called gloddy Mary?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, are you are you? Are you? Are you a
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• 30:52
  Speaker 7: There?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Dog?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Are you wait to sixty?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: You know you could be our center on the offensive line.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, I want to talk about the Knicks, but first
• 31:02
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• 31:05
  Speaker 2: go to the Promised Lands. About Bill Belichick, you think
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: he's happy with saying now? Uh?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Well, based on the decisions that he's made, I believe
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: he's very happy. He found someone that he enjoys spending
• 31:19
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• 31:23
  Speaker 1: on that. So I think he's happy.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he did. He did him coach New England
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: again and they would have had a better record than
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: North Carolina.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they fired him. How many years ago, a
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: He was a great coach. Also about the next before
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I get onto a religious question.
• 31:42
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• 31:44
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• 31:47
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• 31:50
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• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Uh? Sure, hurry up please.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I got to think who started the movie the Tin Commandments.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know Moses.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Oh there you go. All right, I gotta I gotta go.
• 32:08
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• 32:09
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• 32:12
  Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these, has it too much
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: or not enough? Already? Thank you? Hey dogs, Welcome in
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Phil from you tak what's going on? Phil? Welcome?
• 32:23
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• 32:24
  Speaker 1: How are you morning time? Are you a B y
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: U fan or you're just passing through you?
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm moving for them to win, obviously, and
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: got nothing else is going on with our sports team,
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: though that's true.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: The Utah Jazz sucked. That's I don't know how the
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: hockey team's doing. But yeah, all right, well Phil, welcome
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna play the game. What do you do
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: for a living. By the way, Phil, snowplow driver, O nice,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: this is a great time. Second, snow plower, listen, this
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: is a big Let me tell you something, all right,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: this is our time of the year to dominate. Let
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Let it snow.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, man, I've seen a Mallard Malitia
• 33:02
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• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, that's cool.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: I used to call it listen quite a while ago,
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: and I've seen that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: So one of your militia members got me back.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. I wonder who that was. I don't know,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Jay Dot, maybe Jay Dot. He was a little north
• 33:20
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• 33:22
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• 33:25
  Speaker 1: So DeVante I got to get three right to win
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the game. Davonte Adams has become the sixth wide receiver
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: ever aged thirty two or older with fourteen plus receiving
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: touchdowns in a season. Is that too much or not enough?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Not enough? Let's find out. No, it's too much. He's
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: only the fourth wide receiver everage wins to Marvin Harrison
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Rice. All Right, you're still okay, You're not
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: gonna run the board, but you get three, right, all right?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Cade Cuttingham, you know who that is?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, Okay, No you don't.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: He's a basket ball player. Oh look at you do? Okay?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Stand corrected.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Kid.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Cunningham of the Pistons, who were playing very well this year,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: has had at least twenty points and five assists in
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: each of his last thirty road games. Is that too
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? Oh?
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Too much?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. There you go. You got it right,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you're on the board. You will not get shut out
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: too much. He's done it the last twenty six road games.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Only Oscar Robertson and Tiny Archibald, a couple of good
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: names there have longer streaks on the road. Question number
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: three for Phil driving the snow plow around Utah. Josh Allen.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Josh Allen now has seventy career rushing touchdowns for the
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills. Is that too much or not enough?
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Not enough?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Find out? That is correct? Good job by you? Not enough?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: He has seventy seventy six. A very nice passed Cam Newton.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You only need one more to win. Phil, come down
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to here question four for Phil and Utah. There are
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: seven running backs with a thousand or more rushing yards
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: so far this season. Is that too much or not enough?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Too much is for the wine? That's all you gotta
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: call the talking. I gotta go.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: You got.
• 35:26
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• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Good, all right, good job by you, Phil, Thank you
• 35:28
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• 35:31
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• 35:35
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• 35:36
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  Speaker 8: You know what, they might as well change as basketball
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: nickname too, Clay the Stallion. Let's just move it on.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, you are right. Well, we have some questions for
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: on the phones and on the X machine, Rob says Ben.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I put our foot soldiers to work and the campaign
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: still going on there. Oh the stickers he's talking about,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Well that's not for Loreena. Nate the Hammer writes in
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: He says, I was talking to a woman and she
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: said she just wanted to be friends. I told her
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I have enough friends, which I do, but she lost it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Was I in the wrong, says Nate. This is Nate
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the Hammer.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well you were being honest with what you want
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: from her. And if you don't want her in that
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: regular position, then carry on, move on.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Board, upboarding, onward, far out. Dave says, my lady keeps
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: telling me to take it as a compliment when she
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: lets one rip while we're wrestling. I don't know how
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to take it. I figured i'd ask an experts.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, she's trying to say she feels comfortable.
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: But something about doing that it breaks the romance. You
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: know what if you're wrestling and you like, you know,
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: you want to get closer, and then she rips the
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: one and you're like, oh, and I want to go
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: in a completely other.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Room than you, you know, pass out a gas mask
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: He just pass out.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says, Hey, today's our forty ninth wedding.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Everything about that I met congratulations, great man. I met
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: him at the meet and greet there in Minnesota says
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I don't need any relationship advice from Lorena. He says
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: the four ls make for a long marriage. He says,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: a long marriage a love, laughter, loyalty, and listening to
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: each other. So apparently, Lorena, that's the key. The four els, love, laughter, loyalty,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: and listen. That's all you need. Let's go to the phones.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Bobby in Florida, Key Lime Pie, Bobby in Florida for
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Loraina on the Queen for Bbby, oh a call.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: So based on that last message, the listening part kind
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: of feeds into my question. So you know, I'm dating
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: this girl. Everything's great, we're madly in love, and so
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: we get to the point where we're getting a little
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: intimate and come to find out, when she's getting to
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: the to the top of the mountain, it sounds like
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: somebody's beating a bag of puppies with a hammer. A ballgag,
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: a ballgagger. Do I get myself some mere plugs?
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: You just shove her face on a pillow too, That
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: could work, Okay, I might incorporate that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a tremendous there.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: At least you know you're doing a good job, right,
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: apparently get her to the top of the mountain.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Then to keep her at the bottom she might be dying.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I'll just go to Rick in Maryland. Hello, Rick, Welcome
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Rick in morning time.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: It sounds like he said a little intimate. But anyway,
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: look at you. I had fort Worth on my mind yesterday.
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: But look he's listening right Now, if he's dealing with
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: a woman who drive for door dass and she has
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: time to see him every time during her route, is
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: that either love or stalking? Tell him please, he's listening.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I don't know. That sounds like a stage four.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: It sounds like she's like I can buy again.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: No, that's a little weird, but also it could be
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: a little sweet if you think about it. She's putting
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: you know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna last though, right, that cannot last, that's not.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: Maybe she keeps the little trinkets from every door that
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: she goes to. I thought about you on this one.
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: I thought you might like this.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: You want to take that seems like a lot of
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: trouble that seems kill Daniel is all love, man, No,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: don't disrespect anything from yesterday. Yeah there, crossing guard Daniel,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: America's favorite crossing guard. Yes, thank you. All right, let's go,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: let's go to Uh we don't have time. I was
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: gonna put a call around, but you know, this guy's
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: long winded and he's gonna rant about the tabloids and
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: all that. So, uh, there you go. The Queen of hearts.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: We love Love, Love is in the air. Loudwhere yes
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: it is