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Season One, Episode 18: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 4: The Avatvrd · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:02
  Greetings come and welcome to File to the Face.
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  My name is Cannibal Chris and I'm going to be AGM as we maybe
• 0:08
  wrap up Church of the Worm. It's possible.
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  We'll find out. Hello, I'm Levi.
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  That's it. We actually say the names of our
• 0:19
  characters on this show. Do we?
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  You don't know yet. Oh, the what we do?
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  That's a spoiler. We don't know yet.
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  Oh. Fuck, that's right.
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  That's right. That's true.
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  I'm Thomas. I'm playing.
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  We met. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy.
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  Oh, fuck. God damn it.
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  And I'm Jake, and this is frustrating.
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  I'm Todd. I.
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  Haven't eaten that play, Screech.
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  Let's. Let's fucking.
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  Let's go. So the five of you, 5 of you, 5
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  of you, well, I guess six of you include Beltrone and seven of
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  you if you include the dog that we did mentioned in ages whose
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  name was Baggy was. Left at the house with that
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  other cultist that we chopped his foot off of.
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  Oh. OK, well, he ate that guy, I'm
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  sure. Well then, it's still 7 because
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  of Peltrun's sword. That technically counts.
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  Yep. Thank you for making me correct.
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  You're welcome. I wasn't well, Gul Dobbs.
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  Not with us. Our cart.
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  Yeah, well, we'll see about that, potentially.
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  Who knows what's up with that. But yeah, allegedly, he was left
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  with that rescue. Mission.
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  Yeah, who knows? He's worth a ton.
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  Probably. Anyway, so the five of you stand
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  in the transcript of this this shit covered Church, The Sestine
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  Chapel, a murder worm freshly killed by Todd Ward.
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  And again, you were taking apart this makeshift barricade
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  blocking the door to another one of the room in this Chapel.
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  So what do you guys do? Well, if we're on barricading
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  this door, do we continue that? Yeah, go ahead.
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  I think last time you did it, you were completely interrupted
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  by a murder worm. If you're intending to do that,
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  give me a strength test. We're going to drop it down to
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  Dr. 10, assuming you made some progress.
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  Already 17. Nice.
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  Todd's a strong boy today. Yeah, you pull that apart.
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  This strength test was to prevent taking damage.
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  Fortunately. Oh, good.
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  From a lot. And then you notice a lot of
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  this wood is splintered, but you're somehow stronger just
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  thinking about, well, your bones.
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  Yeah, right, Bones are hard to splinter.
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  Well, no, that makes less sense. Anyway, the bones split their on
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  their own, but you uncover A doorway with a weird silk flap
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  over it. Fancy.
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  You know what I mean? Like, And this silk flap.
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  I don't hear anything behind it or.
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  This silk flap is completely covered in writhing worms.
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  Oh, OK, little ones, But it's like, complete.
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  I'm I'm going to reach out and see if I can't, like brush them
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  away a little bit with the tip of my sword.
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  OK, you managed to move a couple with the tip of your sword, but
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  it doesn't really, you know, it's not like it's clearing it
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  off. There's so many that you're
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  doing this all day. They.
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  They don't seem agitated. No, not really.
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  They just move as little tiny. Worms, I'm gonna try to peek
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  behind this thing. OK, so as soon as you open this,
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  this flap and look in, you get this immediate slight bitter
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  Tang in the air. Copper.
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  This low level scratching, squirming noises from coming
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  from the silk that you see in this chamber, this sticky silk
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  threads everywhere. I guess it looks like some kind
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  of room is completely filled in with silk, as if it's a cocoon.
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  And give me AD 4-3. You see, three cultists, they're
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  not the same as the ones you've seen.
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  They they're they're different. They they look like they're
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  covered in these, like silk robes.
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  Very similar to the silk in the wall, almost identical silk in
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  the wall, and it's hard to determine exactly where their
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  limbs are and where their silk ends.
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  OK, I turned around to the group.
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  They haven't noticed me, right? No, they're they're engrossed in
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  what they're currently doing and they're they're licking the
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  walls, just stimulating these little silk worms.
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  And they're they're they're in it, too.
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  I'm going to, I'm going to look at the at the rest of the group
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  here. I really don't know if we need
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  to be in there, but they seem preoccupied if we wanted to
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  creep in and take them out if. You look back, you also notice
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  across from them on the other side of them, rather across that
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  chamber. Another little silk flap, but
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  it's more of a circular spiral. Like a sphincter.
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  Kind of, yeah. So it looks like it opens up.
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  Yeah, great. Never mind, there might be
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  another pass pass. Also, in the area that you're
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  currently in, you notice that this Chapel goes on past it on
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  both on the left and the right, that there are actually a couple
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  doors that you see on the on the right wall on the east wall.
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  One of them looks like it's barely hanging on and the other
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  one past it looks sturdy. Well, we much.
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  If you just go with the with the your first instinct and let's go
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  check out this wall sphincter over there, over there.
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  Fair enough. Do we what?
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  Do what do? What do you want to do about the
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  others you could send Beach. Are you?
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  Are you? How are you looking?
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  Do you? I can't remember if anyone was
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  injured. I seem to be at a four out of
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  seven. Seven, whatever that means.
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  Should we take a minute and sit out and maybe drink some water?
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  Let you heal up a little bit before we go.
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  I'm going to look around at the shit all over the place.
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  Do you have fresh water on you? Because I'm not drinking
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  anything often. Pull out of water skin.
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  Nice. You have the water skin.
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  Well, I don't. Mean to break this to you there
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  to add word, but since you've joined My Bone family, we don't
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  really give it any sort of benefit from.
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  It Oh my God, God, this is the worst.
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  The worst. I mean where?
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  Are you going to store this? I don't know, I've only been a
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  skeleton for for a day. A day or two or.
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  Two a few. A few.
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  Yeah, Pardon. Determined sometimes.
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  Like start? Just relax.
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  Just try to center yourself. Tommy's going to put his water
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  in the satchel and stare at the two skeletons bickering and
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  like, fuck me, Right. OK.
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  You also notice that you guys are standing around, and you
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  know because a lot of you were, you're seeing the area on the
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  other side, on the West side of this weird silk room.
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  You notice another door off to the West.
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  So in other words, there's this central silk chamber.
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  There's two doors on the East End and one on the West in the
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  hallways. OK, after I put the water skin
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  back in I want to pull out because as per my class I have
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  trip wires. What I'd like to do is go to
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  each one of these doorways, set up trip wires in the doorway so
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  if anything comes out or if we bring any attention, it will at
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  least hinder them so you can get the upper hand on them.
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  Gotcha. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I like that. Doesn't say anything about a
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  role. Do you want me to roll anything
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  to do it? No, no.
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  That seems like something you could do given the
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  circumstances. Fantastic.
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  Then I'm gonna scurry off and set up tripwires while the phony
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  friends are. Now see, that's the kind of an
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  initiative that we need in this group, this group.
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  I'm not sure what we're going to do at this point, but maybe
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  swing the left around to the West at that singular door.
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  We can peek in there and check out the sphincter of silk.
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  What do you say? You know, he's kind of setting
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  up a perimeter. We can just relax for like an
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  hour and just kind of catch our breath, get collected and then
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  get ready to start punching people in the face or whatever
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  you monstrous people decide to do.
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  You mean a nap? I love naps.
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  Yeah. And I pull out my blindfold.
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  Of course, off in the distance again to the South, as those
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  people just reveling in shit that you saw, they're still,
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  they're kind of in the distance because this place is very
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  large. Yeah, this place is real
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  comfortable. Yeah, I've been known to sleep
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  through a lot, canonically. In shit.
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  Well, this is new but. It's a mud bath.
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  Tommy, as you were, as you were stringing up trip wires, you
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  noticed the door on the West is a lot different than the other
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  two. It's a it's like a stained glass
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  door and a lot of it was shattered, but you could see
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  through it, obviously, and you saw that the room on the other
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  side was completely stained glass.
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  That's where the room is, completely stained glass.
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  Yeah, the stained glass. The walls are, yeah, the
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  exterior walls, clearly an exterior building because you
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  see through a lot of these broken pieces of glass, the
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  outside of this or I guess the inside of this giant earthen
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  chamber that you guys are in. So it's like.
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  Do I see anything inside there are?
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  You going to go in just? Yes.
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  OK, so you open the door and immediately you're kind of taken
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  by this slight smoky scent. Multi colored light fills this
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  chamber and smashed glass under foot.
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  Your character wears shoes, does he not?
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  Yeah, I would assume so. I assume so too.
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  I'm a goblin, not a monster. Yeah.
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  As you walk into this glass Crunch is under foot.
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  Give me a You're going to search for something, right?
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  You're going to see what's in here.
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  I'm. Just going to, just going to
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  look around, see if there's anything.
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  Can I sneakily do it? Absolutely, yeah.
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  Give me agility then. All right.
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  That's a 19 on the dye plus one. So that's a truck stop bathroom
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  20. That's about as 30 as it gets,
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  baby. Give me a presence test as
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  you're in here. OK.
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  That's 17 plus the one, so that's 18.
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  OK. You kind of you're looking
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  around this chamber, it's it's pretty empty.
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  It looks like perhaps there was maybe plants growing in here.
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  You're not entirely sure what this room was for, but it's
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  mostly broken glass. But you do notice that there
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  seems to be some kind of chunk of glass that was clearly not of
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  these windows. You look as you approach it, you
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  see that it's a a key made completely of stained glass.
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  OK. Is it a large key or is it just
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  like key size key? It's, it's it's between the two.
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  It's not quite like Mario carrying the key in Superman,
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  you know, Super Mario World, but it's and it's, but it's not like
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  a key you can put in your key chain.
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  It's, it's. Like a like a jailer's key or
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  something? Bigger than that, yeah.
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  Kingdom of Hearts Key. OK.
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  Yeah, I'll pick up the key and I will put it in the satchel and
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  go back to the group unless there's something else that
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  catches my eye. Yeah, as you put it in your
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  satchel, you notice because you pick it up and you put it in
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  there, it it, it rattles as if something is inside of it.
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  And you can see through this glass, even though they're
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  pretty heavily colored, you see that there's something, the
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  shape of the key inside of it. OK, I will.
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  I'll still put it in there and I'll bring it to the group.
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  OK. Other than that, basically
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  nothing of interest was in that room.
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  OK then I will go back to setting up trip wires and then
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  as soon as everyone's figured out what they're doing, I will
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  present the key within a key. I'm just trying to get a bump in
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  health if if that's possible. If not, then fuck whatever I'm
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  doing. No, OK.
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  No, you guys, you're fucked. You guys try to take a little
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  bit of the sit just to be able to catch your breath as you guys
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  do feel like the the shit, like the castings around you just
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  rumbling as one of these murder worms, the same worms you've
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  seen just come shooting out at you guys.
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  I'll see how this is going to. Go roll initiative.
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  You fuck, OK? He hungry. 5.
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  Five. That's you guys.
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  What do you guys do as this thing emerges?
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  Bop them all with my Saber. I fucking poke it as soon as I
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  see you cresting. You don't want to try and like,
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  enchant it with your magical flute again.
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  Shut up, wee mutt, wee mutt, Grab a lesson wee bickering.
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  So give me a Strength Dr. 10. 11.
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  OK, that's a hit for sure. Hell yeah.
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  Oh, D6 for this 5. Minus D2. 4.
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  Nice. OK, so yeah, you whack it.
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  It recoils in pain, but it doesn't change its course.
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  Back in your whole shit, worm. About the rest of you.
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  I'm going to follow the suit and attack it with my my tomahawk.
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  OK, Dr. 10 strength. OK.
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  That's a three. I'm going to open that.
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  That's a 17, so 16. Nice.
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  All right. Yeah.
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  Give me damage minus D2. All right.
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  That's AD six. That's a 3 -, 1.
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  So that's two OK points. Yeah, you slice into its ribbed
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  skin. It takes a majority of the blow
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  and it doesn't seem to recoil even from it, just skin being so
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  thick. And yeah, I heard it, but it's
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  it's still good to go. We met seeing now that there is
• 12:50
  multiple targets is going to try shooting the worm.
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  I swear to God. That's a three.
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  Come on. Fuck.
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  All right. Give me AD 2.
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  On A1, it's Todd. Word on A2, it's Oh my, it's
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  Tommy. That's a 2.
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  That's Tommy. Jesus.
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  Roll your damage. Maybe you should just take that
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  thing and point it at yourself. Do us a little.
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  Favor 5. Five.
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  How much you had armor, Tommy? I do I have D2 armor?
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  Oh my God D. Two.
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  So that's two, so I take 3 points.
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  Yep. Did that kill you?
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  1. Jesus.
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  So why don't you guys explain that?
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  Oh my. God.
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  Yeah, so basically Weemut lines up that shot and he thinks he
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  has the worm completely lined up right as Tommy steps in front
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  and just gets an arrow right in the ass motherfucker.
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  Whose side are you on? Weemut.
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  Weemut. Stop moving in front of my
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  arrow. I'm going to pull the arrow out
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  of my ass cheek. Drop it, OK?
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  That. That's not going to fucking
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  stare at and weem it. What a shrug.
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  What about Screech and the random weird guy played by Levi?
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  That worm still alive? Yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
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  I took the blend of that damage. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
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  Yup. I fucking turn from We met on at
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  this worm and I'll fucking slice out him masterfully.
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  OK, let's see it. It's if I was born to do so.
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  That rolls in 8. It was by design.
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  I was hoping you can't. You can't be that that confident
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  would be that wrong. Absolutely.
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  No, I missed. Yeah, what do you what are you
• 14:40
  hearing again? Like a big ass fucking hammer.
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  Yes. Poker.
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  And Lucer and Hammer. Also, this is another day, so
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  you could find another flail today.
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  Or whatever it might be, yeah. Yeah, I I know.
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  I just like. I like having a decent weapon.
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  It's. Pretty good, yeah.
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  Yeah. It also has like a pretty good
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  passive ability as far as I remember.
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  I thought I filed it down. I remember you doing it, yeah.
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  Can't you, like, have more than one flail?
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  No it it replaces. It it it, it disappears as soon
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  as I do another one, it's yeah. Yeah, you you like confidently.
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  Like after after eyeballing we met there too.
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  You confidently turn with all your vengeance into this worm
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  and just just into the air. There's nothing.
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  Yeah, yeah, It's harder than it looks, it looks.
• 15:22
  You pull the hamstring? Maybe too.
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  That lunge was really confident, but really poor form.
• 15:29
  What about this guy won't tell us his name?
• 15:32
  It hasn't come up in conversation, OK?
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  You have to converse. There has to be a conversation,
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  yes. Well.
• 15:37
  With the audience, Hey, like here goes name is this anyway?
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  I I guess I would seen that everyone's struggling to do
• 15:47
  things. I would go after him with my
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  broad X. Hey, I'm going to struggle too.
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  Go for it. DR10 Struggle.
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  Club. Dr. 10 Strength Fuck Struggle
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  Club, indeed The four on the dice.
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  God. I will cramp in your.
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  Foot. I'm shocked we have come this
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  far. Yeah, me too.
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  It is. This thing's turn and I feel
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  like the person I did the most damage to.
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  I'm going to go with egg roll. It was no.
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  The rest of us didn't hit him at.
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  All. Of course you're not right.
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  Tommy did what I. Mean.
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  I mean they. Technically did more damage than
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  we did to it. It thinks you're on its side.
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  You're an ally, and you might actually be no, so it won just
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  for Todd word. Motherfucker.
• 16:34
  It's more of a double agent than fucking sword, lad.
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  Mouth wide open so agility DR12. OK, did I use an omen I?
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  Don't know, Did you? That's what you didn't remember.
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  How many do you have? I have one written down.
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  How many are you supposed to have?
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  I had I started with three. I think I might have used two
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  though, so I. Mean we weren't.
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  We're not too far off from dawn. Yeah, it's.
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  Probably true. It was when we showed.
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  Up here I. Didn't been in that long.
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  I want to say you guys have probably been in this building
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  for not even an hour. Maybe two hours, Maybe I.
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  Mean we fought a single worm. Otherwise, I still thought I
• 17:12
  still haven't really did. Much so.
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  Yeah, OK. Then you have the omen.
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  I have the one Omen, then I have we play the other game and I get
• 17:18
  fucking shit mixed up all the time.
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  But. I don't trust myself.
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  That's the problem. You're.
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  Like I'm gonna line this up like that's like what you think.
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  Like I. Reduce it so I can yes, so I can
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  pass. OK.
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  Now erase the one that you. Have.
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  Yeah. Yes, I would love you.
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  If I had. Oh, there it is.
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  Now we're remedying this situation.
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  I remember during I take my don't.
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  Sorry. Remember after, don't you
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  Remember Me after? Anyway, OK, so yeah, you
• 17:55
  succeeded. That justify your omen usage.
• 17:57
  What happened? You see this things lunging at
• 17:58
  you like I'm not going to get out of the way?
• 18:00
  What's happening? I'm thinking I'm not going to be
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  able to get out of the way, but I also remember that I'm a fresh
• 18:04
  new skeleton immediately as it passes like through where I
• 18:08
  would have dodged and probably gotten hit.
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  OK, yeah. Yeah.
• 18:11
  You're like I'm frozen. Fear.
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  And it predicted I would jump and I didn't.
• 18:16
  Oh, OK. That's pretty funny actually.
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  Yeah, you see it like in in mid flight, it just like wig it off
• 18:22
  to the side. Yeah, that kind of makes kind of
• 18:25
  makes sense anyway. Yeah, it's an omen.
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  It warps. Funny you guys roll initiative,
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  Yeah. Go for it, Tom.
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  Got a what? One.
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  Right. Thank you.
• 18:35
  He is. Fuck you, Thomas.
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  So this thing, realizing that he couldn't hit the skeleton, goes
• 18:42
  for the little goblin man and no.
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  Thank you. The well so Agility DR12 all.
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  Right. Oh God.
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  I believe in you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
• 18:55
  spend an omen. Now let.
• 18:59
  Me. Get one left, OK?
• 19:01
  Started with a lot. You killed him.
• 19:04
  He's dead because of you. That's eight.
• 19:07
  That's an 8. Wait, give me AD 10.
• 19:11
  He's. Got armor?
• 19:13
  Yeah, he has armor that might say very low.
• 19:15
  AD. 10. For damage.
• 19:18
  Yeah. It's a six.
• 19:20
  Oh my. Fucking.
• 19:21
  Minus, minus. You've won hit point, right?
• 19:24
  You can use your last omen to reduce.
• 19:27
  Yeah, that's true. Different role.
• 19:28
  It's a different role, yeah. Yeah.
• 19:30
  Oh. My God, you need to roll at
• 19:34
  least two on this and then fucking two on the armor.
• 19:37
  If it's your only chance. It's your only chance.
• 19:38
  Yeah, you know what I mean. So it's a -?
• 19:40
  D Six damage, Yeah. Oh, that's a six.
• 19:45
  Oh my gosh. Holy fuck.
• 19:48
  Yeah, tell me what happens there.
• 19:49
  I this thing. It's about to sink its teeth
• 19:51
  into you. It is like inches from your
• 19:53
  face. Oh fuck.
• 19:55
  I am going to see that. It's gaping, toothy.
• 19:59
  Ma is coming at me, and I'm actually going to leap.
• 20:03
  Forward and have it bite behind me.
• 20:06
  Oh, I like that. Who is directly behind you?
• 20:09
  Oh, I mean, I feel like Weemut's back there, but his distance is
• 20:13
  always so far. Weemut, but good.
• 20:16
  That that's fair. I I if it was up to me like I I
• 20:20
  guess this is up to me. But like if I was to just like
• 20:23
  pick who things are attacking man, we need to have a chance.
• 20:25
  However, realistically he. Needs to.
• 20:29
  He. Needs to feel some.
• 20:30
  Pain. Well, no.
• 20:31
  The realistically though, this worm and you guys are all up in
• 20:34
  his face, he's not going to be like a crossbow guy worm.
• 20:37
  You know what I mean? Yeah, so unfortunately, you're
• 20:39
  real smart with your crossbow. Yeah, that's why Melt lived so
• 20:42
  long. That may be true.
• 20:44
  Anyway, that's its turn to you guys.
• 20:47
  I would like, since I'm pretty much right up on it, yeah, I
• 20:50
  would like to fucking hack at it again.
• 20:53
  I like. I like the idea of you two like
• 20:55
  lunging forward to get out of this way and then just back
• 20:57
  swinging. Nope.
• 20:59
  That's exactly what I'm thinking.
• 21:00
  Disengage with your one HP and runaway.
• 21:03
  Disengage. What game are you playing?
• 21:08
  That's a 12. That hits.
• 21:10
  Yeah, it's ADR 10 to hit him. Yeah.
• 21:12
  So -1. So that's 11.
• 21:15
  It's AD 6 damage. That's four.
• 21:19
  And what's the D2 armor? D2?
• 21:22
  Yep, that's a one. So three points.
• 21:25
  OK, it's with. That with that slash I would
• 21:28
  like to GTFO. Yeah, yeah, you feel you don't
• 21:33
  even you don't even see the connection either.
• 21:34
  But you feel like like it's sunk in real nice.
• 21:37
  And then as you walk off to it, you pull.
• 21:38
  Sorry, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no.
• 21:40
  I realizing just a issue of my own.
• 21:44
  You said it was Dr. 10 to hit. Yeah, I hit that motherfucker so
• 21:47
  bad last time. Did you?
• 21:49
  Yeah, 8 + 2. Oh, you did then.
• 21:52
  That is true. Well, well, that damage, it's
• 21:54
  fucking kill it. Could have avoided some other
• 21:57
  bullshit. Sorry, boys.
• 22:01
  No. What was so?
• 22:02
  Roll it back. Yeah, maybe it was like one of
• 22:05
  them subsonic hits. It just dies from a heart
• 22:07
  attack. 10 damage. Second.
• 22:11
  Masterful damage. Yeah, just kill it right now.
• 22:13
  It's fine. Everybody's alive.
• 22:14
  Fuck him. Yeah.
• 22:15
  So I guess just reverse. No, no, no.
• 22:18
  The. No, as as it as that fucking at
• 22:21
  his blade sinks in from behind. It just drops dead from a heart
• 22:25
  attack from Screech earlier. It's.
• 22:28
  Like kill Miller style. Blood clot.
• 22:30
  You hit all the pressure points and his heart.
• 22:32
  Exploded. That's why I'm so confident.
• 22:34
  As he as Screech hits, it kills it.
• 22:37
  It's going for the mouthy attack on me.
• 22:40
  I roll out of the way slice it don't.
• 22:43
  It's already dead. It.
• 22:46
  Works already dead. That works very well.
• 22:48
  Yeah, that's pretty good. Fuck, that's funny.
• 22:52
  OK, yeah, Fall's dead. Oh boy.
• 22:54
  OK, I do believe that we cannot just sit around anymore.
• 22:58
  So whatever Koon's going to hatch next, we should keep
• 23:02
  moving. You stay in the middle of the
• 23:03
  pack, we might. Well, I'm going to take about
• 23:06
  10. Minutes.
• 23:10
  Fine. Take your 10 minutes, take your
• 23:14
  10 minutes and then and then we move, we move.
• 23:17
  OK, OK, I want to get some of the set points back.
• 23:19
  Was it drink water and D? Catching your breath is D4,
• 23:24
  Yeah. D4 OK.
• 23:26
  And so the skeletons just get it for resting.
• 23:29
  I'm going to have to eat. I'm going to point that.
• 23:32
  To. Fire, boy, over here.
• 23:33
  I'll take it. You got the rehab back?
• 23:36
  I got 2 back, so it brings me up to three out of four.
• 23:38
  Oh, that's. Oh, that's.
• 23:40
  Great. That's better.
• 23:40
  And I'm gonna point to point that exponentially.
• 23:42
  Better. Levi here, 'cause I don't know
• 23:44
  his character's name. You flaming boy.
• 23:46
  Flaming boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:49
  You do anything other than the fuck time, right?
• 23:53
  Hi, I'm Sasha. Or my friends call me the Bright
• 23:56
  Lord, Bright Lord. Oh God, God, thank.
• 23:59
  You. If I.
• 24:01
  Yeah, Sasha, Sasha, yeah. Yeah.
• 24:05
  Sasha no. No.
• 24:07
  Sasha. Sasha.
• 24:09
  Sasha like a dog's name. Sasha, Sasha, you have.
• 24:14
  It's a family name. OK, OK.
• 24:17
  Better than wet, Linda. I mean wrong podcast.
• 24:19
  Shut the. Fuck up.
• 24:22
  Shut the. Fuck Porsche.
• 24:23
  The wet Linda. OK, so we've got trip wires on
• 24:26
  all the the doors. Yep.
• 24:29
  Well, other scaly friend, where do you where should we go?
• 24:34
  I believe we had for that sphincter sphincter.
• 24:37
  But I want to know if a fireboy over here can actually do
• 24:40
  anything worthwhile. You shoot flames from you, or
• 24:44
  can you blow up these cocoons as we walk by?
• 24:47
  I I don't understand. How does?
• 24:49
  The bright Lord have to entail with.
• 24:51
  I haven't really tried lately, you know.
• 24:53
  You know, I've just been. I've just been kidnapped and
• 24:56
  thrown in two piles, yeah. That's how I got here.
• 24:58
  I got here. That makes sense.
• 25:00
  Makes sense. Maybe start doing some of your
• 25:02
  fiery stuff when these shit things explode.
• 25:06
  If you want to die too, yeah, well, I could totally do that
• 25:08
  for sure. What does that mean?
• 25:09
  I don't understand. You'll see, I say.
• 25:11
  We just punt them in the next room and let them go.
• 25:13
  Go. Is it?
• 25:15
  I'm not keen to people touching me, touching me.
• 25:18
  Understood and I take a step back.
• 25:20
  Just go in there and do you do whatever weird stuff you do?
• 25:24
  I'm good. I'm good.
• 25:28
  That is the most reasonable, reasonable answer to that
• 25:32
  fucking. Yeah, I never met you guys
• 25:34
  before. Ever.
• 25:35
  I just tried to kick you into a room with a bunch of people.
• 25:38
  I don't even know why you're here.
• 25:40
  Here. Why were you here someone?
• 25:43
  Threw me in here. Oh my God, yeah.
• 25:46
  Yeah, I got a lot of bullies up top, OK?
• 25:49
  They just threw me. With this wide.
• 25:51
  They can't handle this heel. This.
• 25:53
  You know what I mean? What I.
• 25:54
  Mean. All right.
• 25:55
  I'm going to pack up this kindergarten troop, and we're
• 25:58
  going to try to sneak through this other open, silky room to
• 26:02
  that sphincter, the silk one. So as soon as you push into this
• 26:06
  first room, we're trying to move past these, these three
• 26:09
  servants. Whitely like we belong.
• 26:11
  Right. They immediately turn to you.
• 26:13
  They're like, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 26:17
  It's like constantly pushing. You saying this?
• 26:22
  It's like kind of forceful though they're like, they're
• 26:24
  like, you can tell they're. Not I'm a hands off kind of
• 26:26
  person, OK? No, no, no, no, no.
• 26:27
  No, I'm on a. Yes, yes, yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
• 26:29
  Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
• 26:34
  Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
• 26:35
  Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, yes.
• 26:37
  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 26:38
  And endlessly you guys both, well screech them, have the wall
• 26:40
  sphincter. Oh, OK, give me agility.
• 26:45
  That's a natural one, boys. Oh.
• 26:48
  The. Sphincter eats you.
• 26:49
  No, no. So we men tries to like sneak
• 26:52
  past these these people as they seem to be engaged with Todd
• 26:54
  Ward, Screech and Sasha and yeah, yeah, OK, it's cool.
• 27:02
  But we men trips over one of these people's silk dressings
• 27:05
  and just face plants into these worms on the.
• 27:08
  Floor. Oh, I thought he was on
• 27:09
  Facebook. Yeah, like creeping along.
• 27:11
  And that's just. And then as soon as you you
• 27:15
  crash into the ground. The one the one that you tripped
• 27:17
  over turns the look and just no. No, no, no.
• 27:20
  No. OK, Simon.
• 27:21
  Down. Slow down.
• 27:24
  Fucking use my twist of the arm. Shit.
• 27:27
  You doing your turn? All right, We might fucking roll
• 27:29
  it, I swear to God. That's a four.
• 27:35
  A4 OK, that is you guys. Very nice.
• 27:37
  Do they look beefy? No, OK.
• 27:40
  Do they have weapons? It's hard to tell.
• 27:42
  They're mouths. They're mostly just like like
• 27:45
  really WAVY fabric, but normal people wearing them.
• 27:48
  Very thin people. They look like the cultists,
• 27:49
  sort of. They're very clean though.
• 27:51
  All right, Screech has got his hand up and out at these guys
• 27:54
  like fucking Chris Pratt and slowly grabs his fucking hammer
• 27:59
  thing. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Yes, Yes,
• 28:01
  Yes, yes. Yes.
• 28:02
  And fucking ghost ghost is strike.
• 28:07
  I love it, do it and it's just a normal DR12.
• 28:10
  OK, we'll see how it goes. No way, buddy.
• 28:14
  No way. You get.
• 28:17
  That's a four. That's a four, OK.
• 28:19
  You see, it sees what you're doing.
• 28:20
  Obviously as you do that it just it dips like off to the side of
• 28:23
  matrix. This is cool.
• 28:25
  Like a raffle? Flowing of fabric.
• 28:27
  Yeah, like a Raptor. Clever.
• 28:36
  Girl. Damn, that's pretty good.
• 28:38
  All right, who's next? Shit.
• 28:40
  I'd like to go for the one that Screech was going for, I
• 28:43
  suppose. Look at.
• 28:44
  All right, so as it's doing it's.
• 28:46
  It's matrix dive. Just just fabric flowing silk
• 28:50
  and you're. Calling me for help you.
• 28:52
  Just got there with this tomahawk.
• 28:55
  Yeah, that's exactly it. That was a 14 on the dice.
• 28:57
  So you nailed it. 13 Nice that hits give me damage and.
• 29:01
  That's five points. And subtract D2.
• 29:05
  As you notice, they have that same kind of like ribbed, wormy
• 29:07
  skin that everybody else seems to fucking have.
• 29:10
  That is 4 points of damage. Four points of damage.
• 29:12
  Nice. You bloodied this thing.
• 29:14
  You right through its chest. You see, like you as you pull it
• 29:17
  out to just start bleeding this black acre.
• 29:21
  Who's next? You guys are a really violent
• 29:23
  bunch, aren't you? Say that those are going.
• 29:32
  I wait patiently, for we must turn.
• 29:37
  Calculated, yeah, yeah. Calculated we've it on the
• 29:40
  ground shortly. We've it stands up and then is
• 29:44
  there a cult that's not currently engaged with somebody?
• 29:48
  Technically. Let's see.
• 29:49
  The One is engaged with. They're all married.
• 29:52
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:53
  Well, the one. The One is like thinking up
• 29:55
  they're they're One is engaged with Tommy and and Screech.
• 30:00
  A real love triangle. Come on, one of them is engaged
• 30:05
  with Sasha and one of them with Todd Word.
• 30:09
  And I'd like to think that it was just kind of switching you
• 30:11
  as you're coming or knowing you as you're coming in.
• 30:14
  Then I would say that that's probably the one that you
• 30:15
  tripped over. So sort of engaged with it, but
• 30:18
  not really. It's more on and off.
• 30:19
  I'm engaged. Congratulations.
• 30:23
  Oh, it's not using. Different words gauging my luck.
• 30:25
  I'm going to go ahead and assume I'm not that attached to Sasha,
• 30:28
  so I'm going to shoot at the one that's fighting him.
• 30:30
  Oh, wow. OK, well.
• 30:33
  We just met. He's.
• 30:34
  Got up here if I hit that guy. That is a 15 oh.
• 30:37
  You hit the right guy this time. You like me, don't you?
• 30:42
  OK, that is 7 damage. Minus D2. -1 OK 6.
• 30:47
  Nice You. Where were you aiming with this
• 30:49
  thing? Right around like head, torso
• 30:52
  area as it's like going towards Sasha.
• 30:55
  Nice. Your crossbow bolt then goes
• 30:56
  right through it's throat and it's not dead, but it's like
• 30:59
  bleeding heavily out of this throat wound.
• 31:01
  It's not dead though. It's fucking close though, and
• 31:03
  you can tell it's yeah, it's doing that.
• 31:06
  I knew I could do it. Someone has to believe in you.
• 31:14
  Todd, word, you're always left for initiative this side.
• 31:17
  Did I do things? And the ones on me, No, you
• 31:19
  didn't do anything. That's right.
• 31:20
  Yeah. Where are you?
• 31:22
  I guess I'm engaged with this one guy that just got shot in
• 31:24
  the neck, so I'm going to hit him with my brother.
• 31:26
  Oh, that's right. Yeah.
• 31:27
  OK. Yeah, I love it.
• 31:28
  Go ahead. OK.
• 31:30
  Oh yeah. Damn, that touches with a 14.
• 31:33
  OK, give me before you do that. Ah, give me AD 2 fucking.
• 31:38
  Mechanics. Wait a minute.
• 31:40
  What's that mean? I got this stuff.
• 31:41
  Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:42
  One. OK, so yeah, don't even worry
• 31:45
  about the damage. As you slice up this thing, you
• 31:47
  chop off one of its arms and it just continues functioning as it
• 31:52
  was you. You cut off the arm that wasn't
• 31:54
  grabbing the crossbow bones in his back.
• 31:56
  Oh. And it's just wriggling.
• 32:00
  Yeah, it's still just kind of doing that.
• 32:01
  The the severed limb is just undulating on the floor like
• 32:04
  it's doing the worm nerves. I don't like to be touched.
• 32:07
  Please stay away. So it didn't kill him.
• 32:11
  Space. Please.
• 32:14
  You'll figure that. I'm going to, I'm going to use a
• 32:16
  twist of the arm. I'm going to use my power on the
• 32:18
  one that nobody's touched and is currently after me.
• 32:21
  OK, Yep. So it's a fresh weirdo.
• 32:24
  Please so. Slaughter.
• 32:26
  No, I I holster my Saber and I go and I put both my hands up
• 32:29
  and I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 32:34
  No. In response he You like nods,
• 32:36
  you know nods. No.
• 32:37
  No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
• 32:39
  Like I do. Like hands and open hands and
• 32:42
  open hands. No, no, no, no, no.
• 32:44
  No, your fingers in DUAC, they're clearly.
• 32:46
  They're clearly trying to push you out of the room and then.
• 32:49
  Also, and I'm going to rotate with him and then start pushing
• 32:52
  him out of the room. No no, no, no.
• 32:53
  No, no, no, no no. And when he gets and when he
• 32:55
  gets out of the really my shut the door, that's.
• 32:59
  Give me strength, that one. That's.
• 33:05
  Another one. So it is another one.
• 33:09
  And so as you're trying to like turn them right, you go that 18,
• 33:12
  he's got his back to the door and then he's just you're you're
• 33:16
  you're kind of pushed like him forward, but he's still pushing
• 33:18
  you And so you guys still did you rotating.
• 33:21
  And then as you get to the point where your back is to the door
• 33:24
  against 360 to how you started, he just shoves you really hard
• 33:27
  and you fall back onto the ground, No?
• 33:31
  I I just shrug at him from the ground.
• 33:33
  That's. All you want, man.
• 33:37
  Our real initiative. I guess.
• 33:39
  A weird fight, Kevin. Real initiative.
• 33:41
  OK, wait, wait, Did they have a turn?
• 33:44
  No, they did not have a turn. That's a.
• 33:46
  Great point. That's a great point.
• 33:47
  God, So that one then. Now that Todd word is on the
• 33:50
  ground, that one just whips with his with his one of his arms.
• 33:53
  It does like a windmill with it, but the silk just whips hard
• 33:57
  right where you are, however you have a chance obviously to.
• 34:00
  I didn't think this was. Agility DR14 since you're laying
• 34:03
  on the ground. But I'm good on my back.
• 34:07
  Let's let's see. Let's.
• 34:09
  See. Oh yeah, he's good.
• 34:10
  Oh shit they are. 17 yeah, just. Roll out of the way as they hits
• 34:14
  where. You.
• 34:15
  No, no, no. No, no, no.
• 34:17
  And it as that. As that silk lash hits the I
• 34:20
  guess the silk floor of this thing, it just rips it open.
• 34:23
  There's a bunch of worms who just lift some shreds.
• 34:26
  The other two, the one is bleeding pretty fucking hard,
• 34:30
  but it it's it's like the initial reaction to it getting
• 34:33
  hit in the throat was obviously a panic, right?
• 34:35
  It's going to die. You cut his arm off and then
• 34:37
  it's like when that happening to that happening to it moving now
• 34:40
  regained its composure. And with that arm that's holding
• 34:43
  the arrow, it pulls the arrow out, throws it to the ground,
• 34:45
  bleeds a bunch, and then whips it at Weena.
• 34:48
  Fuck, you hit him. The room isn't that big, so it's
• 34:53
  pretty easy for anyone to get. It's agility of four and I have
• 34:56
  no more omens. OK.
• 34:58
  So you're just taking it, That's going to be D4 damage?
• 35:01
  Not that much. Is this the first time you got
• 35:03
  touched? One No.
• 35:05
  I was at 9 of 11. 9 of 11. And I took a point of damage on
• 35:12
  dot Net 8. And then the other one was hurt
• 35:15
  by Tommy. Couldn't get these people to mix
• 35:18
  up. Oh, it was OK.
• 35:19
  So that one then swings around and gives Tommy the lash as
• 35:23
  well. You're told agility gives him
• 35:24
  the lash. Give him the lash.
• 35:27
  That's 19 so. Nice.
• 35:30
  Truck Stop 20. You duck, duck, Definitely below
• 35:34
  it as it just passes overhead. What about the rest of you?
• 35:37
  What again is you guys? Oh, that's an issue.
• 35:38
  Yep. So, Kevin, go ahead.
• 35:40
  OK, it's a 5. OK, that's you guys.
• 35:44
  So this guy that I chopped the arm off, he's not dead yet.
• 35:46
  No real fucking close, though. He's on death's door.
• 35:50
  I I want to hit him again with my broad axe.
• 35:53
  OK, go ahead. I don't hit him with my broad
• 35:56
  back. No, you think you're hitting
• 35:58
  him, but it's just like the silk fabrics and you slice some of
• 36:02
  them off and anybody else. Are we all waiting for We Mitt
• 36:06
  to shoot one of us? Probably.
• 36:09
  I'm like, in the doorway, on over, elsewhere, right?
• 36:12
  Well, I would say that you're probably laying in the door, you
• 36:15
  know, you're on the ground. Yeah, you probably rolled up.
• 36:17
  Yeah, you're right there. In the ground.
• 36:19
  You're on the ground rolling, then I'm going to try to try to
• 36:22
  assist. Onward.
• 36:23
  OK, going to dash through the through the fray and help pick.
• 36:27
  Is a 13. Are you on agility for that,
• 36:31
  then going to dig through that or are you just picking him up
• 36:33
  off the ground? Oh, no.
• 36:34
  I was shooting at the guy that was chasing him.
• 36:36
  Oh, you're shooting? The guy?
• 36:37
  Oh, yeah. Helping him out.
• 36:38
  I thought you're picking him up off the ground.
• 36:39
  OK, I got you. Yeah.
• 36:40
  Yeah, yeah. OK, that makes more sense.
• 36:42
  A 13 that hits. Six damage.
• 36:44
  Six damage. -1 so 5. Five damage.
• 36:47
  Nice. Yeah.
• 36:48
  You shot him right in the back of the head, like he's not dead,
• 36:52
  but like fucking should be. You can see too in his eyes,
• 36:57
  like, just like oh. My God and I scoop up.
• 37:00
  I scoop up a pile. Of worms from where he ripped in
• 37:03
  the ground, and I throw him at his face.
• 37:06
  They they hit him in the face and it's kind of it.
• 37:09
  Is he blinded? What is he like?
• 37:11
  Blinded. Does this help with my fucking
• 37:12
  shit or what? He's probably blinded.
• 37:15
  To get out of the way, yeah. He's probably blinded by the the
• 37:18
  thing that went through his brain.
• 37:19
  I'm. Going to do that and and stand
• 37:22
  up. OK, that's it's just sort of
• 37:24
  solving the wound, I suppose. It probably doesn't actually
• 37:26
  like do more. Oh my God, that's you guys got
• 37:30
  screeching. Tommy left, I believe.
• 37:32
  I'm going to look at Screech and be like you me.
• 37:36
  I'll just shrug and then just like, twirl this fucking thing
• 37:39
  around and go to crush this guy's skull.
• 37:41
  Look. At the one with the arrow in his
• 37:43
  neck pulled it off his neck rather.
• 37:45
  Or the one that was in his head. Or the other guy.
• 37:47
  The other guy. Assume.
• 37:48
  OK, Yep. The one that.
• 37:49
  Oh yeah, you guys are hanging up on it.
• 37:50
  Never mind. OK.
• 37:53
  OK, we'll see. Oh, absolutely 18 + 2 truck stop
• 37:58
  20. Yeah.
• 38:02
  Does that make A1? Bad.
• 38:05
  A fucking lot, Lizard one. Maybe.
• 38:08
  There we go. One damage minus.
• 38:10
  Oh yeah, it's absorbed again. You you swing with this, the
• 38:15
  blade edge or the axe head of the of this hammer, because
• 38:18
  there's what's that hammer and an axe.
• 38:19
  I think so. And you swing that in just right
• 38:20
  through fabric. Again, they're relatively hard
• 38:22
  to hit because it's hard to tell exactly where they are.
• 38:25
  Yeah, they were tough in the Matrix too also.
• 38:27
  It's like how Batman's Cape works, you know, You kind of
• 38:29
  can't tell how exactly where he is because of his form that that
• 38:31
  creates. Screech You swing through the
• 38:34
  target, not at the target. No one to talk.
• 38:41
  What about Tommy? Tommy's going to swing up with
• 38:44
  his tomahawk at this guy or the worm silk guy.
• 38:48
  OK, I missed. Again, just fabric.
• 38:53
  There's their silk servants for for clarity's sake.
• 38:56
  Yeah, they're clearly due. They clearly were working here.
• 38:59
  They're working here, right? The one then, Let's see.
• 39:03
  It's kind of between Screech and Tommy.
• 39:05
  Give me AD two. You need to really try and aggro
• 39:07
  in a while. So just we like give me AD 2. 1.
• 39:14
  That's I guess in the order of our thing.
• 39:16
  That's Kevin. So give me the agility test,
• 39:20
  Kevin, I was about to say, Kevin.
• 39:24
  Oh no. That's a that's a natural 10.
• 39:28
  That's a lot, Lizard one. That's a lot.
• 39:31
  Lizard 1. The Natty 1.
• 39:33
  Can can I help Kevin? If you have an omen to spend, I
• 39:35
  have. 3 Omens. Then what are you doing?
• 39:38
  Spend them. I just met these guys.
• 39:40
  Fair enough. That's true.
• 39:41
  Are you spending one to save his life?
• 39:43
  If it will, I will spend 1 to help him.
• 39:46
  OK. This might.
• 39:47
  Not. You might need help.
• 39:49
  Yep, yes, that's the only one. Oh, it's seven so.
• 39:53
  It's better. It's not, it's.
• 39:55
  Not the worst. Double damage, It doesn't really
• 39:57
  make it. Survivable.
• 39:58
  It is survivable, that's true. So give me that D4, That's all
• 40:02
  it is, and you have D2 armor I believe, right?
• 40:04
  Put a stress on my heart tonight, Kevin.
• 40:06
  You could survive. So that's a one on the D4.
• 40:09
  So that just soaks. Wonderful, yeah.
• 40:12
  You're welcome. Yeah.
• 40:13
  Thank you. Did you notice, like you were
• 40:16
  terrified of this incoming silk glass?
• 40:18
  But he clearly didn't have like the momentum or the form correct
• 40:22
  when he was doing it. So it just kind of like lays
• 40:24
  across you like a towel, like he like he rat tailed you but kind
• 40:28
  of failed it. A lot more shit all over you.
• 40:31
  Well, this room is surprisingly clean, except for the blood now.
• 40:34
  But it's very white in here, except for the blood and you
• 40:37
  guys probably tracking shit in which may be what they're pissed
• 40:40
  about. I I don't blame him.
• 40:42
  Yeah, me neither. That's what I would say if my
• 40:44
  kid came in with buddy shoes. Like, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 40:49
  No and then. He starts to turn you around.
• 40:51
  Yeah. Anyway, the other one then.
• 40:57
  Let's see. One is engaged with Foster gear
• 41:01
  and then the one with we met. Oh yeah, one is with you.
• 41:03
  The one that we met shot we met actually off the hook.
• 41:05
  Dang it. So well is he though, He just
• 41:08
  got shot in the back of the head.
• 41:10
  Well, he's. Kind of.
• 41:11
  I thought we met was next to the guy that I was with, but then he
• 41:14
  just shot the one that was with Jake.
• 41:17
  He can really shoot anybody because of how, So that's the
• 41:20
  line of sight in the room. Oh, no, he shot everybody, it
• 41:23
  seems. Like he has shot everybody.
• 41:24
  I mean, everyone's got one. Everybody here has at least been
• 41:28
  shot by we met once. Except Sasha.
• 41:31
  So far we can fix that. You you were trying earlier.
• 41:35
  Maybe that's what he's really doing.
• 41:37
  OK, so yeah, the one is going to go for Sasha and the other one
• 41:40
  is going to go for Todd. Word was on the ground.
• 41:41
  I was up off the ground now. All right.
• 41:46
  Dang. What am I going for?
• 41:47
  Dr. 12. OK.
• 41:49
  I got 15. Nice.
• 41:51
  I'll take the touch. Taking the touch OK, so keep the
• 41:54
  touch D4 damage minus your armor. 3 -, d Two two damage.
• 42:00
  Two damage and then yeah, Todd, word doesn't get hit.
• 42:03
  This thing is trying to hit you. But like you can tell like that
• 42:06
  that crossbow pole did some some brain damage.
• 42:09
  This is not really like see like the synapse at Saint Flier and
• 42:12
  right you can see it in her eyes too.
• 42:16
  Just like the worms that you threw at him, still on his face
• 42:18
  like. Crawling on the eyes.
• 42:20
  Yeah, maybe that's pretty creepy.
• 42:22
  I guess that's initiatives then. Oh boy.
• 42:25
  All right. I'll fucking I'll roll a guy.
• 42:27
  Good three. Fuck me.
• 42:30
  So. The the brain dead one the brain
• 42:33
  damaged 1 attempts to do the same again to Todd Word.
• 42:37
  I had to hold up my Dukes like an old timey boxer.
• 42:39
  Oh, I like it. That does seem very Todd word
• 42:43
  it. Really does as you do skeleton
• 42:45
  too, which makes it way cool. Yeah, I start kind of bouncing
• 42:47
  around a little give. Me, the Dr. to all the Jewelers.
• 42:49
  Fuck you. Oh no.
• 42:52
  Oh. No, this one connects pretty
• 42:56
  well. Take the D4 damage.
• 42:58
  God. And if you have armor, obviously
• 43:01
  got one done Nice. Nice.
• 43:04
  The other one's still fighting, Sasha.
• 43:06
  Here give me that. Oh, I definitely got that 15.
• 43:10
  Nice. OK, Yeah.
• 43:11
  Yeah. Again, it's the lack of
• 43:13
  momentum. It's got to be quite hard to do
• 43:16
  some serious damage with these. So I think the margin of error
• 43:19
  is pretty high. Yeah.
• 43:20
  So, like, they're just not good at it.
• 43:22
  The other one, then, Let's see. It's between Screech and
• 43:25
  Toddward. No, it's not.
• 43:27
  Clip. Screech and Tommy.
• 43:29
  Yeah, I guess it would probably still.
• 43:31
  Well, no. Yeah.
• 43:31
  Let's slip a coin. Nate.
• 43:33
  That's that's that's Screech. Yep.
• 43:35
  So give me the agility. Yeah, 17. 17 OK the lash doesn't
• 43:42
  hits you in the face and it's simply hard to determine.
• 43:44
  Looks like I was struggling with all these descriptions because
• 43:46
  it's like it's like if you try to hit people with your hoodie
• 43:48
  sleeve with your arm in it, you're just like whipping it.
• 43:50
  It's like pretty hard to do. Anything hits Screech in the
• 43:53
  face. He grabs it and wraps it around
• 43:55
  his hand a little bit and then goes to stab him with the spike
• 43:57
  end of the the Pole army. Perfect Hammery thing.
• 44:01
  As that's happening because it's it's technically, I realize I
• 44:03
  missed something. It's not your turn yet because
• 44:07
  there is another person involved that arm on the floor.
• 44:10
  Oh no. Yeah.
• 44:11
  No. Maybe it was just like, you
• 44:13
  know, seizing for a bit. And now leave Levi to do his
• 44:16
  weird thing. Don't want to be there for that.
• 44:19
  Not none of us understand. It, I said, leave.
• 44:21
  This arm. Because as Sasha is fighting
• 44:24
  with this thing, this, this limb just out of off the ground just
• 44:27
  leaps and goes over this uppercut and what, Yeah, I knew.
• 44:31
  Jesus. TR12 Normal Agility.
• 44:34
  It's the stranger. Yeah.
• 44:36
  Oh, I got it right on the nuts. Nice.
• 44:38
  Yeah, you it just fortunately it doesn't really know where you
• 44:41
  are, so it just like passes about 3 inches in front of your
• 44:44
  face. I don't like to be touched.
• 44:45
  Come. On.
• 44:47
  Into the hand too. I like that.
• 44:49
  Now it's your turn and you're going to start off with that.
• 44:51
  Yeah, I like that. OK.
• 44:52
  We'll see and. Considering that you grappled
• 44:53
  them, I like the idea of it being ADR 10.
• 44:55
  Oh, wonderful. That's 11.
• 44:56
  Fucking thank God. Oh, that works a good thing too.
• 44:59
  10 damage, OK. Tell me about it.
• 45:01
  I just stab it right through his spray and then let him fall off
• 45:04
  of the spike of it. Very good.
• 45:05
  Hit the ground. After I got whipped in the face
• 45:08
  and or whatever, I'm going to fucking grab onto that bolt and
• 45:11
  just kind of rough, rough arm it inside his cranium.
• 45:17
  Yeah, that's really. Cool.
• 45:20
  OK, so how I'm going to do that then is agility test to get it
• 45:24
  and if it succeeds, it fucking kills him because come on.
• 45:27
  What is it, 16? So that's 17 then.
• 45:31
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
• 45:32
  So yeah, you grab it and with your wiggling it around, you
• 45:34
  just kind of feel the body go land.
• 45:36
  That's right, shaking. I mean stirred.
• 45:39
  Not shaking. Our fucking references got
• 45:43
  backwards. We're all backwards today.
• 45:45
  You're supposed to be an actor. I don't have the rest of me, and
• 45:49
  I gestured of my body. There's one still left, and then
• 45:53
  the arm is still there too. I'm going to take my tomahawk
• 45:56
  and I'm just going to huck it at the last one standing.
• 45:59
  OK. Those strength year 12.
• 46:02
  Would it be present since I'm throwing it?
• 46:04
  That's debatable. There's no real like, I don't
• 46:07
  think there's actually a. Because it says it can be used
• 46:10
  as melee or ranged, that's. True, I guess you're using it
• 46:14
  ranged. Yeah, I'm not sure why throwing
• 46:16
  works. I'm always confused about
• 46:17
  throwing weapons. Yeah, I always go with with
• 46:20
  presence because it's just a ranged attack.
• 46:22
  All right. Yeah, go for that.
• 46:24
  OK, that's 14 + 115. Nice.
• 46:28
  Tell me about it. Oh, I'm just going to see the
• 46:31
  one that after Screech grabbed and shanked the one in front of
• 46:35
  me and drop. I'm going to see the one
• 46:36
  standing there. I'm just going to double hand
• 46:39
  toss it and catch it, right? Shit, I don't know.
• 46:42
  Between the eyes. I like it splits his head in
• 46:45
  half and that last arm just starts like wiggling its way out
• 46:49
  of the room after it lands. Where's the pass by?
• 46:52
  You. Who's left?
• 46:53
  Your left. It does pass by you though.
• 46:55
  Yeah, it's true. You're by the door well.
• 46:57
  If no one else is going to do it, I'm going to stomp on that
• 46:59
  bitch. I mean, do you have a turn?
• 47:02
  I mean, I do have a turn. Yeah, yeah, it goes by you,
• 47:04
  'cause, I mean, it was right by you, so yeah, it would.
• 47:06
  Cast fire on them. And you don't want this fire
• 47:09
  dog. You don't want to catch these
• 47:10
  hands. You don't want to smoke oh.
• 47:13
  Thank you. That's the new cool hip thing to
• 47:15
  say. Is it?
• 47:16
  I have no idea. Oh God, we're terrible.
• 47:18
  I just figured that this place would burn and be very smoky.
• 47:22
  You know, so no, it flew past me because I dodged it.
• 47:25
  Yeah, well, it kind of like like went skyward and then landed.
• 47:28
  Oh, I thought you went like. No, it was that uppercut.
• 47:31
  Yeah. So it went kind of straight up,
• 47:32
  but it was way off. I guess I would take the broad
• 47:35
  side of my broad axe and give her a good smack, Em.
• 47:38
  Oh, like a flat water. Yeah, I would cut it, but OK, go
• 47:41
  ahead. Would you cut it?
• 47:43
  Oh yeah. It's still moving.
• 47:44
  So why you cut it? What's a 10 give me.
• 47:48
  A10 flat? Yep, you you go to pancake it
• 47:51
  with the the broadside of your axe, but like it manages like
• 47:54
  the head of it hits the the ground beyond it and and at
• 47:58
  enough angle where it doesn't really hit it at all.
• 48:00
  Oh, good. Good.
• 48:04
  So that happened. I like wish my turn.
• 48:07
  I guess ROLE initiative, because this thing's still active, I
• 48:10
  don't know. I still haven't shot yet.
• 48:12
  Oh, you haven't? OK, well, then, there we go.
• 48:14
  That's. Where Tommy dies.
• 48:15
  Where everybody dies. Do you get a shot that is a 19?
• 48:20
  Oh yeah, that lands. And you, there's no way you're
• 48:23
  not going to kill it. So yeah, tell me about it.
• 48:26
  Looking at Sasha, it's just let me get your.
• 48:28
  Hair everyone. Fucking pin it.
• 48:30
  Right to the hall thrun who's there sits down at a table
• 48:35
  that's not there and has a cup of tea.
• 48:38
  Break time. Oh my God.
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• 49:06
  An ensemble of lost souls. A spiteful curse, This place has
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  more. Welcome back to Flail to the
• 49:48
  Face, now because we're about to enter the.
• 49:53
  Silk sphincter. Right, yes.
• 49:56
  So what do you do? Who's doing it?
• 49:58
  Who's? Who's putting their finger?
• 50:01
  Toddward this seems like you're thing.
• 50:03
  Go go massage your way into there.
• 50:05
  Oh my God, fine. And I'll go up and I'll take my
• 50:10
  hand and I'll gently caress around the the center point.
• 50:14
  Yeah, and it kind of like unspirals as you can a pull on
• 50:18
  it and create like a like a prolapse.
• 50:21
  OK. Like a like a aperture for a
• 50:23
  camera. Yeah, but like with length, you
• 50:27
  know so. OK.
• 50:30
  Yeah. OK.
• 50:33
  But an immediate, pungent, bitter smell just bombards you
• 50:37
  surrounded by squirming the silk walls.
• 50:40
  Inside here, much like the previous chamber, rise with
• 50:42
  movement of tiny worms and you see a motherfucker standing in
• 50:47
  the middle of this room. A man.
• 50:49
  Well, I guess you could call him that.
• 50:50
  Standing there, he's mostly worm.
• 50:52
  He stands a good got, 8 feet tall, oh long gangly arms, one
• 50:59
  of which is ends in like a ball of worm flesh with worms
• 51:04
  sticking out almost like a flail.
• 51:05
  Like a rack. Like a Mace.
• 51:07
  You know, spiked Mace. Like the flail without a chain.
• 51:09
  You know, I can't remember what that thing is called A Mace.
• 51:12
  Is that is that what it is? Oh.
• 51:14
  OK. On his back you see this staff
• 51:18
  on his back. It looks like it's also made of
• 51:20
  worm of some sort. God right?
• 51:22
  And in his hand. In his other hand, not the.
• 51:24
  Well, the other one isn't much better.
• 51:26
  It's very lots of fingers. If fingers were worms.
• 51:29
  He's licking and kissing this little like silk cocoon all the
• 51:34
  size of like, a piece of shit. That's a very abstract
• 51:38
  dimension, I realized. But like, that's what it is.
• 51:41
  What it looks like is the size of anyway.
• 51:43
  And he is just all about it. He's just yes.
• 51:47
  Oh my God. Oh, good.
• 51:51
  Very quick. Yeah, well, that tongue and his
• 51:54
  tongue as he's doing it, it's like wrapping all around.
• 51:56
  He's getting the taste of every little part of that.
• 51:58
  I quit the podcast from that. Yeah, me too.
• 52:04
  This looks affected. As soon as he sees you guys come
• 52:09
  in, he looks at you and his tongue doesn't stop, but you
• 52:12
  hear his voice and not like audibly but you hear it in your
• 52:15
  mind, gentleman. Ravel.
• 52:18
  With me and he holds this thing out.
• 52:21
  He's still licking it, obviously, because his
• 52:22
  outstretched arm is not nearly as long as his tongue is, and
• 52:26
  it's. Like a weird anteater tongue.
• 52:28
  Man. I.
• 52:30
  Think more like duck penis? That's.
• 52:32
  More. Accurate.
• 52:33
  All the branching. I mean, did you see this
• 52:36
  motherfucker? You know, if you're out there
• 52:39
  listening and if you're following along, which that
• 52:41
  would be a cool idea to do, You know what I mean?
• 52:44
  Like, oh, they're playing this. I'm going to just sit here and
• 52:46
  page through it. I'm trouble.
• 52:47
  Some of you do that. I hope you do.
• 52:48
  Like that's a good idea. That's what I would do.
• 52:50
  This guy's tongue, it's just, it's very, very long and very
• 52:53
  branchy. I feel like I've said enough.
• 52:57
  Yeah, me too. Yeah, but as he holds this out,
• 53:00
  all of you guys, Oh, no. Give me a presence test.
• 53:04
  Dr. 16. Oh God.
• 53:09
  Or be paralyzed. Yeah, that's a four.
• 53:11
  Oh yeah, that's a nine. Oh, yeah.
• 53:13
  I mean, oh, no. I mean, I don't know.
• 53:14
  Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
• 53:19
  Oh yeah. Absolutely.
• 53:20
  You got that? Oh, eighteen.
• 53:22
  Nice presence trick. 15. Oh, 18.
• 53:27
  Thanks everybody except Screech and Sasha.
• 53:31
  You have this sudden urge that what you have, what he's holding
• 53:35
  before you, is the world's is the greatest thing in all of the
• 53:37
  dying world. It's it is God.
• 53:40
  It is everything to you. No.
• 53:42
  I don't like. It, and it needs your obedience
• 53:45
  and faility. And and sweet little kisses.
• 53:49
  And sweet little kisses, yes. I only.
• 53:54
  I only believe in myself. Do I see myself?
• 53:58
  Then yes, whatever it is that is that compels you to worship.
• 54:02
  His skin what? Yes.
• 54:04
  His body. Yeah, You believe that through
• 54:07
  this worm, and you're hearing these.
• 54:08
  You're hearing these in your head, as this guy's voice,
• 54:11
  perhaps is You feel though, in through this worm, worm,
• 54:15
  salvation. Your flesh.
• 54:17
  Flesh is back. Only to.
• 54:19
  The way of the worm. Oh my.
• 54:21
  God, I believe brother Preach. And he just offers the floor to
• 54:25
  you in a kneeling. You know I kneel.
• 54:28
  I need and I put both my palms I.
• 54:29
  Only wish I had a tongue to lick that that little cocoon.
• 54:33
  Let mine be enough for us all. Don't let you with them.
• 54:38
  Remove them. I don't know what that means and
• 54:42
  I start taking my clothes off. Did you?
• 54:48
  Just say he. Pretty much told Tommy to.
• 54:51
  Come out with his. Tongue he did also also
• 54:54
  Pultroon. Somebody give me a fucking roll
• 54:56
  for Pultroon. Oh my God.
• 54:57
  And he rolls. Damn.
• 54:58
  Raw. Yeah. 6/6.
• 55:00
  He is down as well. And yeah, he he opens his mouth.
• 55:05
  You see Paul's room does it. He opens his mouth, pulls A
• 55:08
  dagger out of, like, nowhere. Because it's not really a.
• 55:10
  Dagger, he goes, and he mimics the.
• 55:13
  Whole thing. And you see that?
• 55:14
  Yeah, he's just got a stub of a tongue.
• 55:16
  Like he they already did it. Now here's the thing.
• 55:20
  I know you're sitting there like, I know, Kevin, you're
• 55:23
  sitting there like, Oh my God, it was with your knife and your
• 55:25
  tongue in your head like, but give me, give me, give me a
• 55:29
  presence test, 'cause I feel like the impact of that, that
• 55:34
  that thought being put into your mind is enough to break the
• 55:37
  whole thing If you can. Like, you know what I'm saying?
• 55:40
  It's like 1 bullet puts you in shock and the other wakes you
• 55:42
  back up. That kind of.
• 55:44
  Now that that works that way, it probably doesn't, but.
• 55:46
  Same same Dr. Same Dr., Yeah. 16.
• 55:51
  That makes it. Yeah, and like, with that
• 55:53
  thought, you're just like, what the fuck?
• 55:56
  Well mates, let's get this messed out earthworm gym
• 55:59
  motherfucker. Jesus.
• 56:01
  Christ, that's. Perfect.
• 56:03
  I'm going to charge. I didn't like the way that he
• 56:05
  was fucking in my brain. So I love it.
• 56:07
  All right, roll initiative. I'm going to trip him.
• 56:11
  Tommy. Oh.
• 56:13
  OK, OK, no, here's how we're going to do this.
• 56:17
  Then I just realized what we've got now.
• 56:18
  I didn't realize until now we have.
• 56:21
  We don't. We're not split like the party
• 56:22
  against this dude. It is literally like he's got
• 56:25
  now cultists in this room with him, so.
• 56:27
  Oh no. So we're going to roll
• 56:29
  initiative. Obviously Tommy, Screech and
• 56:32
  Sasha are still players, no, But the other guys, yeah, we met and
• 56:37
  oddly notes the skeleton We met and I thought our cult is.
• 56:41
  So they're going to be considered on the enemy side of
• 56:44
  initiative. You can help make that make
• 56:45
  sense I feel. Like in the same in the same
• 56:47
  vein as the the tongue thing. I feel like damage they take
• 56:50
  from us gives them a chance to. I love that a lot.
• 56:53
  Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
• 56:54
  That's fair. Because, like, I feel like
• 56:56
  again, you know, like put another bullet in and then
• 56:57
  they'll stop out of it, right? Yeah.
• 57:01
  OK, so 66. That's Chris, Sasha and Tommy.
• 57:06
  OK Oh, no. Oh, this is getting, this is
• 57:11
  getting buck, boys. I don't.
• 57:15
  This is bad. Well, it's bad for you guys.
• 57:18
  I have. You don't give.
• 57:19
  A fuck I don't know what of? You guys.
• 57:22
  This is the new character he just met you guys.
• 57:24
  Yeah, You're not attached to him yet.
• 57:25
  To be fair, nobody is. Yeah, that's.
• 57:27
  Except one listener who loves your characters.
• 57:31
  Oh, me not. Just you.
• 57:33
  Yes, also you. Oh, this is so heavy, right?
• 57:38
  They haven't done anything to you yet.
• 57:40
  It's just those two as far as we know.
• 57:43
  Well, he charged and I went to trip him and then initiatives
• 57:46
  rolled. So what happens between US 2?
• 57:48
  OK, I like that as a trigger. Yep.
• 57:50
  Yep. OK, so you went to do that.
• 57:52
  So we'll do opposing agility tests because it's like, is he
• 57:55
  quick enough to? Is he is he faster avoiding it
• 57:57
  or are you faster hitting it? Oh God.
• 57:59
  Oh God. Oh God.
• 58:02
  Oh God. What you got, buddy?
• 58:04
  What you got, homie? I got a truck stop 20 he.
• 58:07
  Does do. He had a face full of worms I
• 58:10
  got. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:12
  So he lunges forward at this guy Todd.
• 58:14
  Word. Or what was?
• 58:15
  With my arm, my palms up wide, I just, I just fucking as he's
• 58:20
  coming by. I sweep my left arm down and
• 58:22
  grab his ankle. Oh, that's.
• 58:23
  Perfect. Yeah, he just face plant the
• 58:24
  ground now. I guess an initiative starts
• 58:26
  there. So yeah, you are on the ground.
• 58:29
  Do the two work? Gosh.
• 58:31
  We're both on the. Ground, yeah.
• 58:32
  So actually I think we even probably is too, I mean.
• 58:35
  Yeah, we, we even. It's like kneeling.
• 58:37
  I'm going to backhand Todd word. Oh gosh.
• 58:40
  PvP. Smart.
• 58:43
  How are we doing this again? Oh yeah, What's?
• 58:44
  No? So it's agility.
• 58:45
  What is your agility modifier? Your agility's going. +1 So so
• 58:49
  you need a 13 to hit then? Because I'm just going 12 plus
• 58:51
  agility. Dean, as I said I was going to
• 58:53
  backhand it on my character. It says that I get a + 2 to hit
• 58:57
  with unarmed melee, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:00
  Yeah. So oh.
• 59:01
  No, you're adding. It that makes it in 11.
• 59:04
  Well, it's still, it adds to what you roll.
• 59:06
  So you're, yeah. Technically if.
• 59:08
  It says it adds. Yeah, technically 11.
• 59:09
  You can work it either way. What'd you get?
• 59:12
  Natural 20. Oh my God.
• 59:17
  Oh no. And that was the attack.
• 59:19
  Oh, good, good. Oh.
• 59:22
  The air is palpable. That's D2 damage for unarmed,
• 59:25
  right? So you're.
• 59:26
  Just going to what? I'm trying to do is break his
• 59:29
  the. You're going to break his.
• 59:31
  Fucking neck with that natural, yeah.
• 59:35
  One double damage, so. Two damage, two damage and.
• 59:40
  He stripped off his clothes. I'm at 1:00.
• 59:44
  HP Yeah, he's at one now he is. Yeah, he's at 1:00.
• 59:47
  He's at one HP now. If he would have rolled it too,
• 59:49
  he would have killed him straight out.
• 59:50
  Now, does he make the presence test to break the bond?
• 59:53
  Yes. Or is that on his turn?
• 59:54
  I think it's his turn. Yeah, that makes a lot of.
• 59:56
  Sense. Oh my.
• 59:57
  Well, it's not your turn. It's.
• 59:58
  Not your turn yet, no. Never mind.
• 1:00:01
  Oh God. You can keep it if you want, or
• 1:00:03
  you can roll it when it comes. If you do whatever you want,
• 1:00:05
  it's. Not good.
• 1:00:07
  Whatever. Either way, so then we still
• 1:00:09
  have Screech and Sasha. Fuck, is this dude himself being
• 1:00:16
  Pasto? No.
• 1:00:17
  In any way. OK, it's like asking if the
• 1:00:19
  pastor's being hostile while you're sitting in church.
• 1:00:22
  OK. Why are you mugging?
• 1:00:23
  It's like it's just the gospel, bro.
• 1:00:27
  Because really, like, other than Todd, we're tripping this dude.
• 1:00:30
  Him backhanding him, I feel like that's pretty fucking normal for
• 1:00:33
  us as it is. That's.
• 1:00:34
  True, I don't. Like, I mean you saw them go
• 1:00:36
  down, you also heard these thoughts?
• 1:00:38
  Words done some weird shit. Oh, fair, fair.
• 1:00:40
  But at the same time, I You're right.
• 1:00:43
  I did hear these words. Maybe you passed the presence
• 1:00:46
  test though. Yeah, maybe that wasn't being,
• 1:00:48
  like, controlled by it. But we just heard words.
• 1:00:51
  You heard them. You just like.
• 1:00:52
  Nah, man, OK. I'm.
• 1:00:53
  Sweet. I have enough voices in my hand.
• 1:00:56
  And I go to fucking stab this dude in the chest.
• 1:00:59
  Oh, that's really cool. God.
• 1:01:02
  Yeah, yeah. 19 damage. That's four.
• 1:01:06
  Four damage. Yeah, minus D2D2.
• 1:01:10
  Can I use my omen for him to Max damage?
• 1:01:13
  You can, yeah. You absolutely can.
• 1:01:14
  I would like to do that. Fucking wonderful.
• 1:01:16
  You're hitting for 10 then minus this. -2 Eight damage.
• 1:01:19
  Now we're playing games. Yeah, you just like.
• 1:01:22
  What was your approach I mean? I when does.
• 1:01:25
  It help if you see the head of it again.
• 1:01:26
  Yes, I thought maybe because it's like I I figured it could
• 1:01:29
  stab, but I don't think it can. Oh no, it totally can't.
• 1:01:32
  It actually can't. Slash.
• 1:01:33
  Oh yeah, that's like more of a stabbing implement.
• 1:01:35
  It's stabbing, stabbing or or hitting, bludgeoning and
• 1:01:37
  stabbing. I think 'cause it's kind of got
• 1:01:39
  like the meat tenderizer. Here, that's like, I guess I go
• 1:01:41
  like kind of like an upward strike into his mouth if I can.
• 1:01:45
  Nice. Yeah.
• 1:01:46
  Sever his tongue completely. Oh.
• 1:01:49
  Good, this circum has damaged you, though that's a heavy blow.
• 1:01:52
  Give me a lick of that taste. Oh.
• 1:01:55
  Man. From the deaths?
• 1:01:59
  From the deaths? All right.
• 1:02:01
  Yeah. So he recoils very heavily from
• 1:02:04
  that. Why?
• 1:02:06
  Why? Why?
• 1:02:06
  Child. Child.
• 1:02:10
  Screech, what are you? Doing.
• 1:02:12
  He is here to give us all of our needs and wants.
• 1:02:15
  You could be Dorian again. You're gonna deck Sasha.
• 1:02:19
  I don't know why they're attacking this person or this
• 1:02:22
  worm. All right.
• 1:02:23
  Because I have no context to why we're even in this Chapel
• 1:02:27
  fighting people. I suppose, I mean you you got to
• 1:02:29
  think that maybe at one point they told you what they were
• 1:02:31
  doing here. He's.
• 1:02:32
  Just a guy there though. He doesn't know.
• 1:02:34
  Yeah. I mean, what?
• 1:02:34
  I suppose this isn't your fight in a way.
• 1:02:36
  No. What are you doing?
• 1:02:38
  Then I will hold my turn. Also, you were also in a worm.
• 1:02:41
  I was in a worm checked out here.
• 1:02:43
  I mean, this is a worm. Man.
• 1:02:45
  And he did just speak into your brain.
• 1:02:47
  But. He also might be just a chill
• 1:02:48
  guy. That's true.
• 1:02:50
  I mean, he's like, he's here, but the opposite of jail.
• 1:02:54
  Toasty, toasty, warm. They're sweaty.
• 1:02:57
  I. Want to hold my turn?
• 1:02:58
  Oh, I mean, fair enough. You can if you want to.
• 1:03:00
  Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
• 1:03:01
  All right, so somebody to give me AD 4 right off the bat and
• 1:03:04
  with lust left at his tongue like it's spurting blood,
• 1:03:08
  because obviously there's a big artery in that.
• 1:03:10
  You're another cultist member. Yeah, yeah, this tongue is just
• 1:03:13
  flailing. But he's just like and give me
• 1:03:18
  AD 4. A3.
• 1:03:19
  Three. OK, he does that, but also with
• 1:03:22
  his Wicked Like Ham fist, which he strikes with it and it's so
• 1:03:26
  fucking fast that he hits twice per turn.
• 1:03:29
  Oh no. Whoa.
• 1:03:31
  Oh no. He punches both Screech and
• 1:03:35
  Tommy. So both of you give me the Dr.
• 1:03:37
  12 agility test. I made it sound like it's really
• 1:03:39
  fast, but it's normal speed agility.
• 1:03:41
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
• 1:03:44
  That's what they meant. They were trying to save us.
• 1:03:46
  Maybe you don't. Maybe. 13. 13 That fucking damn
• 1:03:51
  nice He's not quick enough to get for Tommy.
• 1:03:53
  Saw that happening 1010 Definitely quick enough to hit
• 1:03:57
  you though, so that's D6 damage. Not as bad as you maybe thought
• 1:04:00
  it was. 2. Nice.
• 1:04:02
  OK, let's see two. 0. Absolutely absorbable.
• 1:04:07
  Oh my gosh. Nice, both of you guys.
• 1:04:09
  He doesn't get hit. He absorbs it.
• 1:04:11
  Beautiful. Cultus now.
• 1:04:13
  Fuck yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Cultus.
• 1:04:15
  OK, fucking Todd. Word stands up and no, no, no,
• 1:04:17
  no, no, no, no, no, no. And he starts approaching
• 1:04:20
  Screech and I'm going to start trying to push him back out the
• 1:04:23
  door it. Would make sense that he
• 1:04:24
  wouldn't necessarily. Don't.
• 1:04:25
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
• 1:04:27
  OK. So you're you're actively trying
• 1:04:28
  to push him out of the room then?
• 1:04:29
  I'm one of the priests, clergy, men now.
• 1:04:31
  And you're trying to Are you, Are you going to go with him or
• 1:04:33
  are you going to resist him? I'm definitely going to resist
• 1:04:36
  him. OK, opposing strength tests.
• 1:04:37
  Oh no. That's a lot, lizard one.
• 1:04:43
  That's a 12, yeah. So you're trying and you're just
• 1:04:46
  like walking in place because he's not really losing.
• 1:04:48
  I'm so feeble to fucking. Shit.
• 1:04:50
  Sliding under my feet. I grab him by the neck like the
• 1:04:53
  spine, and just push him back, sit down.
• 1:04:56
  Ow does that have any shock on my mental you?
• 1:05:00
  Didn't take any damage. That's the trigger.
• 1:05:04
  That's good to know. I don't want it now.
• 1:05:06
  He's the trigger. Yeah, I can't send them.
• 1:05:07
  What about Wheelit? So yeah, we met.
• 1:05:10
  I'm going to go ahead and just roll AD 3 for where you're
• 1:05:13
  killing Nate. Or hey, you, you have no idea
• 1:05:17
  I'm a part of this. What order are you going in?
• 1:05:18
  The way you said it, Leave by Nate Kevin.
• 1:05:20
  Yeah. OK, love it.
• 1:05:24
  Two so that Nate becomes A1. Oh oh, I see you're the D6I.
• 1:05:29
  Didn't do anything. You're.
• 1:05:31
  You're the easiest prey. He's.
• 1:05:33
  Like you're like don't get you yet.
• 1:05:35
  You're you're a. Bright shining target.
• 1:05:38
  This is bullshit. Yeah, like grabs his crossbow
• 1:05:42
  and he's just like this individual is the light and the
• 1:05:45
  way, this is the way we can reach our salvation.
• 1:05:49
  Dude, that totally makes sense because he's a false prophet in
• 1:05:51
  a way. You see him, He's a.
• 1:05:53
  Natural one. Oh my God, I'm happy I was going
• 1:06:02
  to spite oh Menu. Again, we'll go with the
• 1:06:08
  possible string snaps, and it snaps so fucking hard that it
• 1:06:12
  breaks the arms of it too, like this thing is broken.
• 1:06:16
  So. Fucking what?
• 1:06:17
  Twice already, Yeah, I couldn't make it breaking way again cuz
• 1:06:20
  that was easy to fix you. Can't.
• 1:06:22
  Yeah, And you can't lose it shooting it.
• 1:06:24
  I mean, I guess we're at initiative again.
• 1:06:26
  Yeah, I suppose so. Huh.
• 1:06:27
  So. Let's have Nate roll it.
• 1:06:29
  Even roll it yet. Fucking us.
• 1:06:32
  That's you guys. Oh, that's the the non cultists.
• 1:06:35
  Yeah, it's getting. It.
• 1:06:39
  I I I think I'm. I I'm.
• 1:06:40
  Gonna attack me because that was a chance.
• 1:06:42
  No, no, I wouldn't have been paying.
• 1:06:45
  Attention to that. Fair enough, I know.
• 1:06:49
  I've pushed Todd word away and then go for this to try and kill
• 1:06:52
  this dude again. Like realistically where like
• 1:06:54
  it's become clear now this dude has some kind of control over
• 1:06:58
  Todd word and that's enough for me.
• 1:07:01
  Yeah, yeah, 1919. That hits Jesus Christ 4.
• 1:07:08
  Minus. Two for.
• 1:07:11
  Two damage. You're stabbing on him again,
• 1:07:13
  huh? You're just kind of punching the
• 1:07:14
  worm. You it's.
• 1:07:17
  Not quite the thing. Stabbing the worm, that's worse.
• 1:07:23
  Yeah, he takes a good amount of damage or not a good amount.
• 1:07:25
  A little bit of damage. Why are?
• 1:07:27
  You just. Follow and he like, holds the
• 1:07:30
  the poop out again. Or not the poop, but then
• 1:07:34
  describe it to that. Yeah, He holds it out again,
• 1:07:36
  again doing nothing because you're but and it's on its turn.
• 1:07:41
  So, Sasha, Tommy, you're still left?
• 1:07:43
  I'd like to slash at the arm holding the Pooh cocoon.
• 1:07:49
  Gotcha. OK.
• 1:07:49
  Yep. I like it.
• 1:07:51
  Since you're calling a shot, I'm going to just bump the Dr. to a
• 1:07:53
  14. But if you hit then you
• 1:07:55
  successfully did what you're doing.
• 1:07:56
  Oh, it's 14 on that side. Oh, very good.
• 1:07:58
  Hell yeah. So, yeah.
• 1:07:59
  You OK? Give me damage.
• 1:08:01
  Six. That's one.
• 1:08:04
  So. And then D -.
• 1:08:06
  D two. Oh, it doesn't matter.
• 1:08:07
  Never mind. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:09
  Since I did hit him, did it knock the Pooh cocoon out of his
• 1:08:12
  hand? That's.
• 1:08:12
  I'll take that. Yeah.
• 1:08:13
  Yeah. You didn't slice him at all, but
• 1:08:15
  perhaps you weren't. You would have been trying to
• 1:08:18
  cut down. I'll say.
• 1:08:18
  Perhaps you weren't trying to cut their.
• 1:08:19
  But no. Why would you do that?
• 1:08:21
  He doesn't cut through him. His arm absorbs the blow, but
• 1:08:24
  the force of it knocks the cocoon out of his hand onto the
• 1:08:26
  floor. Perfect.
• 1:08:28
  Sasha. Yep, Sasha.
• 1:08:30
  I know we just met, but why? Why are you putting hands on me,
• 1:08:33
  man? I'm looking at We met.
• 1:08:36
  I hit my hands on you. I shot you with a crossbow.
• 1:08:38
  You tried. I thought we had something good
• 1:08:41
  going here. I was a quiet, non verbal guy
• 1:08:46
  for a while. Well, join me in the path of the
• 1:08:49
  slimy salvation. Sure, sure.
• 1:08:53
  But I'm not into that. And then I'm going to hit him
• 1:09:00
  with my broad X, yeah. OK.
• 1:09:04
  He has a complex back story. He turned to.
• 1:09:06
  He tried to touch me. He tried to touch me.
• 1:09:09
  I. Think the complex back story is
• 1:09:10
  that? My agility is 0, so yeah, just
• 1:09:12
  the 12. Oh, good 15.
• 1:09:15
  Yep all. Right with my D6.
• 1:09:20
  You roll with one on damage. Do you have armor?
• 1:09:22
  I do not. Take 1 Sweet Touch the sweetest.
• 1:09:29
  Sweeter. Then that brings us to the
• 1:09:31
  cultists. I'd scoop up the poop cocoon.
• 1:09:34
  Oh, I suppose you would, yeah. And I'm going to huddle over it
• 1:09:37
  like a fumble football. OK.
• 1:09:38
  Oh yeah. It's like I like it a lot.
• 1:09:42
  That's actually. Pretty trying to protect it.
• 1:09:43
  We're going to go then next too. Yeah, Weeda's going to go ahead
• 1:09:47
  and ready a shield and pull out the the plunger with nails.
• 1:09:51
  OK, I love it. That's about a turn then, I
• 1:09:53
  suppose. Slapping weapons.
• 1:09:55
  And as he's doing that, he's just like spouting off at Sasha
• 1:09:58
  like. You shall join the cesspool.
• 1:10:01
  This worm man you just got, you seem like look around at what's
• 1:10:04
  left here and he's like, he's bleeding pretty good from all
• 1:10:07
  the hits. He's fake like, fuck this, I'm
• 1:10:09
  out of here, He bolts. He heads out that door and you
• 1:10:14
  hear a rumbling. He has an upset tummy.
• 1:10:17
  The door right by us. Oh yeah.
• 1:10:18
  I mean, yeah, there's no such thing as a tax of opportunity.
• 1:10:22
  OK, well I just wanted to. No, I understand though.
• 1:10:24
  Yeah, yeah. If he's coming by me.
• 1:10:26
  Probably, yeah. We'll say at this point he's
• 1:10:28
  made it through those, the rectum and he's in that next
• 1:10:30
  room. Good.
• 1:10:32
  Good. Initiative.
• 1:10:33
  Initiative. Yes.
• 1:10:34
  No, Levi, you do it. I don't want it.
• 1:10:37
  I just did it. It's true.
• 1:10:39
  Three. It's them.
• 1:10:40
  He continues to run. At this point you don't know
• 1:10:42
  where he went because he saw him disappear through the through
• 1:10:44
  the flap and that's about it so far.
• 1:10:46
  What does this pool cocoon do for me?
• 1:10:48
  You're holding it. You love it.
• 1:10:50
  I love it. It is everything to me.
• 1:10:52
  I. Don't know what religious people
• 1:10:53
  think about their gods, but that's what I asked for.
• 1:10:55
  Some for some reason I want to chew on it.
• 1:10:58
  Do you and I try to eat it even though I don't have a body?
• 1:11:01
  Okay. I want it to become one with me
• 1:11:03
  however I can. Maybe I stick it through my eye
• 1:11:05
  socket to into my brain cavity. OK.
• 1:11:10
  You OK? So actually, yeah, that's
• 1:11:11
  wonderful. You you do.
• 1:11:13
  Relic To me, I'm still fucking insane.
• 1:11:15
  You, Yeah, You put it in your eye socket and it's in in your
• 1:11:18
  cranium up in there and you feel this silk unwrapping whatever's
• 1:11:22
  inside of it, and it's starting to like, take hold inside of
• 1:11:26
  your head. The rest of you see out of his
• 1:11:28
  eye sockets, just this silk bursting out of it like in
• 1:11:31
  threads, and it just encasing him in his cocoon.
• 1:11:34
  What the and? He just falls.
• 1:11:37
  And while you're inside there, we'll we'll get to that as the
• 1:11:39
  time progresses but that's that. So what about Weema you saw this
• 1:11:44
  and this this seems like. I mean, like when the main
• 1:11:46
  sides, you just walk on water, man.
• 1:11:47
  It's got to be one of. Those.
• 1:11:48
  Yeah. No, like I'm in pure awe and I
• 1:11:51
  like. I drop my shield and my my
• 1:11:53
  plunger and I start just rubbing the cocoon.
• 1:11:57
  Also Weema takes a presence test because I did do damages on him.
• 1:12:02
  Oh, that's fair to bring up that?
• 1:12:03
  Hot. True.
• 1:12:05
  That's a nine. OK, OK.
• 1:12:06
  Carry on. Carry on with your worship.
• 1:12:09
  So yeah, I'm I'm just like rubbing up on that cocoon, just
• 1:12:13
  dry humping the crap out of it. Wow, very weird looking.
• 1:12:16
  I'm sure the skeleton just. I hate.
• 1:12:19
  This just bringing it in anyway. What about the guys who aren't
• 1:12:23
  crazy? That's fucking super debatable,
• 1:12:25
  Tommy. You're the only one that
• 1:12:26
  qualifies. You you guys want to handle your
• 1:12:29
  boys here? Or what's going on?
• 1:12:32
  I screech grab scaly friend. I'm going to slap Skelly friend
• 1:12:35
  and hopefully knock some sense and I'm going to slap Weeman.
• 1:12:39
  I'm just going to backhand him. You're going to backhand him,
• 1:12:41
  OK, that's just. Deep, He's got the hands for
• 1:12:43
  him. It's a 16.
• 1:12:46
  So 15. How much HP do you have left?
• 1:12:48
  One Don't cut me out of this. You might.
• 1:12:53
  Hurt me. Do not do it.
• 1:12:55
  I want to become a beautiful motherfly.
• 1:12:58
  Oh can't. Wait.
• 1:13:00
  He's going to and that's two damage 2 all.
• 1:13:03
  Right. What are you at?
• 1:13:05
  Now I'm down to 5. Wow, there's a chance.
• 1:13:08
  Not really. I got that sort of a goal now.
• 1:13:10
  It's kind of mean. His beat, His beads.
• 1:13:14
  Are like. Does he make Does he make the
• 1:13:16
  presence test now? Yes, of course.
• 1:13:19
  That's a four. We've been doing it really
• 1:13:22
  inconsistently and I'm fine with that whatever.
• 1:13:25
  You want me to put hands on him or what?
• 1:13:27
  I don't know what's going on. I don't know your group dynamic.
• 1:13:30
  At this point I guess he is the only active like enemy in a way,
• 1:13:34
  because this cocoon on the floor is pretty docile.
• 1:13:37
  He seems pretty docile, dry humping the shit out of it.
• 1:13:40
  I don't. Know that that's silly, docile,
• 1:13:41
  but definitely non threatening. Well, I don't know about non
• 1:13:43
  threatening but. Oh my God, man.
• 1:13:47
  You can catch my glove. I'll do it.
• 1:13:50
  Are you talking about the worm man?
• 1:13:52
  No, weem it. Oh.
• 1:13:54
  Your boy. Just the worm man that we're
• 1:13:56
  after, right? Yeah, he's already.
• 1:13:58
  Dipped though. I fucking follow.
• 1:14:01
  You're going to chase. All right.
• 1:14:02
  I got to say that you could probably run that distance, you
• 1:14:04
  know what I mean? Like, you're running.
• 1:14:06
  He was too, actually. But he was, you know, hard to
• 1:14:08
  say. I was mobility.
• 1:14:09
  I'm fucking screeched. So that's OK.
• 1:14:11
  I feel like this guy's like, it's like Donnie Thornberry
• 1:14:13
  running. Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 1:14:15
  Tarzan for sure. Yeah.
• 1:14:16
  So he's running out. And you see him in the room that
• 1:14:19
  we started the episode in, you know, outside, he's broken this
• 1:14:22
  barricade that you guys pulled apart, and he's just standing
• 1:14:24
  there bleeding out. Turns to he's not looking over
• 1:14:27
  his shoulder, too. When he sees you running after
• 1:14:29
  him, he's kind of picking it up. And I feel like that's about as
• 1:14:32
  far as we can get with that. What about Sasha here?
• 1:14:34
  OK, well if I see Screech Hall ass towards the worm guy, I'm
• 1:14:37
  just going to follow him. OK, nice.
• 1:14:39
  Yeah. And then I guess that puts us on
• 1:14:41
  to the enemies here, doesn't it? Or is it initiative again,
• 1:14:43
  losing track? It is now.
• 1:14:47
  Yeah, it's initiative. It's.
• 1:14:48
  Initiative. All right then.
• 1:14:49
  Thomas, you haven't rolled initiative in a.
• 1:14:51
  Bit here we go 4. Four.
• 1:14:53
  That's you guys. Oh, good.
• 1:14:55
  Yeah, OK. We'll start with Screech since
• 1:14:56
  he's kind of an innit over here. Yeah, I'm going to go for like a
• 1:14:59
  fucking flying strike. Oh.
• 1:15:01
  Fucking yeah. Yeah, this is Sparta, but not
• 1:15:04
  the Kick. That's a different thing.
• 1:15:06
  Never. Mind.
• 1:15:07
  Come on, baby. Come on.
• 1:15:09
  Oh wonderful 17. 17 that hits. Motherfucker keep rolling.
• 1:15:15
  You got another woman? I do.
• 1:15:17
  That's three. Damage.
• 1:15:19
  OK, Yeah, You stab him. Ever seen the side of the
• 1:15:21
  earthworm before? Really weird organs.
• 1:15:23
  Yeah, but you're seeing a lot of those now.
• 1:15:24
  Just. Spilling out.
• 1:15:25
  Yeah, they're real big, and some of them are human too, which is
• 1:15:28
  concerning. Dumb.
• 1:15:30
  Tommy. Well, seeing we met just
• 1:15:34
  caressing Todd, Words cocooned. Yeah.
• 1:15:37
  You're gonna hit him again, aren't you?
• 1:15:41
  I would. Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Yeah, I'm. Going to try to.
• 1:15:43
  Try to slap. Him out of it, OK, Just just
• 1:15:46
  standing behind, just back, back and forth.
• 1:15:48
  You're either going to snap out of it or you're going to snap
• 1:15:50
  out of life. It's not slapping into a swim
• 1:15:53
  gym. Oh, wow.
• 1:15:54
  You're just you're just you're doing it so vigorously that
• 1:15:56
  you're just whiffing a couple of them.
• 1:15:58
  So yeah, I guess often. Then and then I'm going to,
• 1:16:02
  since I'm over by Screech, I'm going to hit this worm with my
• 1:16:05
  products. OK, 11 does that touch?
• 1:16:08
  11 does not touch no I. Will omen to succeed.
• 1:16:11
  OK, Yep. Give me damage.
• 1:16:13
  Lord, come on, Jesus. Fuck.
• 1:16:16
  What's one touch do? One one touch do give me
• 1:16:20
  nothing, because it's he has he has armor.
• 1:16:21
  Poo poo. He's hit it with the bride.
• 1:16:23
  It's like, he's just so feeble that just like there was no
• 1:16:26
  force behind it, they made contact.
• 1:16:28
  But it was just like, you know, like that's.
• 1:16:31
  I realize that the visual doesn't help, but I mean.
• 1:16:33
  It's gross. Yeah, it just, it just made all
• 1:16:36
  of this. He made contact but no impact
• 1:16:38
  because. He doesn't like to be touched.
• 1:16:40
  It's like a touch or be touched, right?
• 1:16:41
  I like that. I get that.
• 1:16:44
  I don't get that. That is the good guys.
• 1:16:47
  Come on you guys, That now bursting through the side of the
• 1:16:51
  of the church like the. Streets.
• 1:16:53
  And you guys see a worm the size of a school bus.
• 1:16:58
  No. This comes slamming through the
• 1:17:00
  window and this dude, like, leaves him like, kind of plants
• 1:17:04
  himself into this thing. There's still the two called
• 1:17:07
  this Todd word. Let's go with Weeman first.
• 1:17:10
  I guess Weeman is going to turn and like throw a fist at at
• 1:17:16
  Kevin. At Tommy, OK.
• 1:17:17
  Yeah, Tommy, my strength is -2, so I got a three.
• 1:17:25
  It's just like the Olympus wristed like slap on the chest.
• 1:17:29
  Chris O'Donnell and Batman Forever.
• 1:17:31
  Exactly. Yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Now you see why he's so good with the crossbow.
• 1:17:34
  You. Inside the cocoon, however, you.
• 1:17:37
  Don't understand real acting. Inside the cocoon, this man's
• 1:17:41
  mind is kind of just liquefying like both like mentally and
• 1:17:45
  physically as everything inside of this, like cocoon, if you
• 1:17:49
  feel it, your entire skeleton, because that's all you are just
• 1:17:52
  filling like filling to Max capacity, like like you're
• 1:17:56
  growing organs. But if it was just intestines
• 1:17:59
  and it wasn't the intestines but just the contents of the lower
• 1:18:02
  part of it, the whole body is just filling with with this
• 1:18:06
  shit. Like it's just it's coming from
• 1:18:08
  potentially this you don't know about God or something.
• 1:18:12
  How does Todd word feel? About us, Yeah, it's growing and
• 1:18:14
  it's filling the entire cocoon you are.
• 1:18:16
  You have flesh again, but it's shit.
• 1:18:19
  You have organs again, but but it's just shit.
• 1:18:23
  It's not so much that you have these things.
• 1:18:25
  It's that you are like, you know how like a a monster, an owl
• 1:18:29
  pellet has bones in it? You are shit but with with the
• 1:18:34
  skeleton inside of it. Like there's a fucking peanuts
• 1:18:37
  in the candy bar. Go Golgotha.
• 1:18:40
  What? What is it?
• 1:18:41
  The Golgotha? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:43
  Very similar to that. Oh no.
• 1:18:45
  I hope I don't get infected. So fucking sad.
• 1:19:35
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• 1:19:37
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• 1:19:39
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• 1:19:43
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• 1:19:50
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• 1:19:52
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• 1:20:01
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  All right, let's see. OK.
• 1:20:53
  Last time on Dragon Ball ZI? Do think we need to like if we
• 1:21:00
  could sample sail by AWOL Nation and.
• 1:21:03
  Just. I can't do one that we can use
• 1:21:09
  legally, but I'll do it. It'd be very easy.
• 1:21:17
  I I'm switching to a different dice set now, so.
• 1:21:21
  This is going to definitely kill him.
• 1:21:24
  The Betrayer's dice, yeah. This is the end.
• 1:21:28
  They're, they're. Weighted negatively, Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:32
  He's like, this is the one I roll when I want to shoot my
• 1:21:34
  crossbow. The reality though is we can't
• 1:21:40
  see what he's doing at all, so he looks like not even actually
• 1:21:42
  rolling. This is dropping a nut a rock.
• 1:21:46
  Dropping a rock pen, Yeah. Where's my God damn tablet?
• 1:21:54
  There it is. I didn't want to print this page
• 1:21:57
  because it was very colorful and I only bought black ink.
• 1:22:02
  Well, keep keeping the black work, all right.
• 1:22:04
  You guys ready for some photos, boys?
• 1:22:05
  I know. Is it bad?
• 1:22:07
  Bad. Not the best.
• 1:22:09
  Oh, the fuck. I I'm not reading, OK?
• 1:22:12
  Don't promise. Don't, don't.
• 1:22:13
  Yeah. Don't read.
• 1:22:13
  Just look. I can't.
• 1:22:16
  But you boys OK? Yuck.
• 1:22:19
  I'll describe him, always adorable.
• 1:22:21
  I'll describe him for posterity's sake, but like, oh.
• 1:22:24
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:22:26
  It's like a messed out earthworm gem.
• 1:22:28
  That's what I was. Thinking, can I can I use that?
• 1:22:32
  He looks like a chocolate I. Describe him.
• 1:22:34
  Absolutely. Why does it rectum?
• 1:22:41
  It's. Damn near killed him.
• 1:22:44
  Uganda did. That's true.