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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show July 10th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Not the name of the mascot. Per Se.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, per Se.
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fancy. Yeah is always per Se. I love
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  Speaker 1: some that's a nice girl. Well it's time for today's
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: dumb ass contest, And today's dumb ass contest is the.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Q Do you I Q?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four? Woodie see best explain the
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  Speaker 1: way the game works.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, please, I find somebody who's out on these streets drunk,
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  Speaker 2: and I ask them these easiest questions of trivia you
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  Speaker 2: might ever imagine, So the stuff that anybody would know,
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  Speaker 2: super simple dumb things. And if you quiz your like
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  Speaker 2: infants with.
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  Speaker 1: Ye except for people like me, and then.
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  Speaker 2: The game is, well, wait, are they so drunk that
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  Speaker 2: they won't know the answer to these otherwise easy questions?
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  Speaker 2: And if you can guess whether they know two times
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  Speaker 2: out of three, you win?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four or what, as I mentioned,
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  Speaker 1: is the number that you were calling to be our contestant.
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna go to uh what'd you say, see, Sammy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sha Shae, Hey, what's up? Shae?
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  Speaker 4: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, it's like, hoy all, You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: play the d uy Q Now before we get to
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  Speaker 1: the questions that count towards you winning a prize, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get to know the drunk a little bit better
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  Speaker 1: and use what we're here to kind of try to
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  Speaker 1: gauge how with it or not with it? They are?
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  Speaker 1: Just how ripped are they? Before we get to those questions?
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  Speaker 1: And who is this person? Sebat?
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  Speaker 2: It's Vicky and she has a philosophy behind her drinking
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  Speaker 2: that I think many people will agree with.
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  Speaker 5: All right, maybe I've been drinking tequila. Tequila has been
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  Speaker 5: walking my mother's world tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Do you understand me?
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  Speaker 2: Any particular brand you you enjoy?
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  Speaker 5: Don Julio?
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  Speaker 1: See is this?
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  Speaker 2: I think not Spianola? Don Julia would be a gentleman?
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  Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My goodness?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know about Espaniel.
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  Speaker 5: I just know about English. I've been on tequila. So
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  Speaker 5: once you drink star drinking one thing, babe, ain't no
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  Speaker 5: flip flopping. So if you do on tequila, to and
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  Speaker 5: ice teguela.
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  Speaker 2: Forever, because what happens if you switch it up?
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  Speaker 1: You would throw the You'd be sick as a dog.
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  Speaker 4: Do you hear me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean shout out to tequila.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, go to that's always the beer before liquor. Blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah. It's just it's just if you're drinking
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  Speaker 2: to the point that you have multiple things, that's soon
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  Speaker 2: as it's gonna be a lot, and that's that's your
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  Speaker 2: main problem.
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  Speaker 1: So there's no real truth to any of that. No
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  Speaker 1: stuff for like like the darker the liquor anything like, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: like darker liquor will have more of a hangover.
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  Speaker 2: Potentially.
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  Speaker 1: They're just a good wine, was it, Tanner?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's the thing, Like what are you super sensitive
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  Speaker 2: to Tannin's yep, myself and Greg. Actually I'm a little sensitive.
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  Speaker 2: I get sleepy with with red wine.
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  Speaker 3: But I get sleepy with champagne.
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  Speaker 1: Champagne.
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  Speaker 2: That's just it's just because it's I say, nothing's worse
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  Speaker 2: than pukin of wine. Yeah, because the acidity.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, Shay, are you ready for the first question? Here?
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  Speaker 1: Do y Q question number one? Yeah, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get two out of three right here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Eda Mammy is a preparation of what food? All right,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even because there could be some funny wrong answers.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to give too much away.
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  Speaker 1: There might need to be some kind of clarification.
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  Speaker 2: If they give me a specific wrong answer, I will
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  Speaker 2: ask for clarification.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll say no for Vicky, Yes for Menace. He's
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  Speaker 1: eating his weight. I think, man, well, not so much vegetables,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean going like going to these places. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll say I'll say no for Menace. WHOA Yes for Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: I won't say why, but I'm gonna say yes to
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  Speaker 2: Samy and Menace and noo VICKI.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Greg noa VICKI yes to Sammy. Totally confident
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  Speaker 3: in that Menace. I think I'm gonna say no, no,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Say what do you think.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta say no?
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  Speaker 1: No? All right? Won't get it, Vicky? Question number one.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be your locked in guests from that. For Vicky,
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  Speaker 1: but for Menace and Sammy, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: And a Mammy is a preparation of what food?
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  Speaker 1: Menace?
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  Speaker 2: I just had it last night?
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  Speaker 1: But is it green beans? Sammy bean?
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  Speaker 3: What kind?
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  Speaker 2: It's very it's very specific, it.
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  Speaker 1: Is it is. That's why I said you might need clarification,
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  Speaker 1: like a.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking that they might say, they might say
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  Speaker 2: Japanese food those.
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  Speaker 1: I do buy it all the time, and now that
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  Speaker 1: you say it in the moment, not green bean, I
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  Speaker 1: mean they're green. They're green, and there're a bean you
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  Speaker 1: know what. I think you're right, Yeah, it's a bean
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  Speaker 1: that's green. Put some spright. So you said that, Vicky
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  Speaker 1: won't get it. Let's see if you're on the board.
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  Speaker 1: Your first point here on the d u i.
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  Speaker 2: Q ad a mommy is a preparation of what food?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so I will have to say, like anything that
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  Speaker 5: tastes real.
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  Speaker 2: Why did she think this could have been?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, what would be a burger than that?
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  Speaker 1: You're on the you're on the board.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she was thinking, oh, mommy, maybe mommy's oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like you mommy burgers, Well, but like that they have
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  Speaker 2: a certain you know, richness to them.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say you got one point, you know, only need
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  Speaker 1: one more point now to win this round of the
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  Speaker 1: d u i Q. Question number two.
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  Speaker 2: In what country was Jackie chan Born? I was reading
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  Speaker 2: a book about I can't recommend enough.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to try to answer it. I'll sound racist. Shit,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you like, I don't, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I could narrow it down.
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  Speaker 2: I could narrow it down about the eighties action stars
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  Speaker 2: that I've read that it's just fantastic, goes into his
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  Speaker 2: his his upbringing, Van dam Schwarzenegger.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the answer?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I think I have a pretty logical right now.
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  Speaker 1: You know that I'm almost positive almost see that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: And if you get it wrong, then you're yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: jerk and you don't deserve to have a salary.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. I will say no for Vicky.
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  Speaker 3: Triple No, yeah, triple Now I'm saying yes only to Menace.
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  Speaker 1: I mean guesses in the ballpark, but overall nor so
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  Speaker 1: double know.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, he missed on the continent, Shane, What do
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  Speaker 2: you think yes or no?
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  Speaker 1: On Vicky? Is she gonna get it? I think bough No?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Question number two d U I Q in what country
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  Speaker 7: was Jackie Chan born?
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  Speaker 1: Sammy China? Menace?
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  Speaker 8: I mean he spent most of his life and he
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  Speaker 8: got famous in China, But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I still put China, China.
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  Speaker 1: You put what I put? China? You put China. Is
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  Speaker 1: that your final answer? Yeah? Okay, Well you guys are
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  Speaker 1: are both correct? Correct? Okay. I knew it was either
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  Speaker 1: going to be both right or both I do love
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  Speaker 1: the same though. Yeah, all right, let's see Vicky. Question
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  Speaker 1: number two.
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  Speaker 2: In what country was Jackie Chan born?
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  Speaker 5: Somewhere lie South America, either China, Japan, anywhere like that.
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  Speaker 1: South America. I will shake congratulations. You are the winner
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  Speaker 1: here on the d u i Q.
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  Speaker 2: And I know people are gonna they're gonna text in well,
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  Speaker 2: actually Hong Kong. It's a special administrative province of China.
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  Speaker 2: Therefore either would have which she would appreciate that kind
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  Speaker 2: of nitpicking. Well so he's actually British then not at
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  Speaker 2: the time, because well maybe it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure in fact that we've we've talked to
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  Speaker 1: you now like three different times for different things. We've
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  Speaker 1: gotten four total words out of that entire thing. But
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  Speaker 1: you did it either way. You were the winner here
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  Speaker 1: in the d u i Q. That's all right, manche
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Hanging one second, we'll get all your information.
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  Speaker 1: I've got one more question, Question number three, d u
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  Speaker 1: i Q.
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  Speaker 2: What are the lyrics to the song for the McDonald's
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  Speaker 2: Big Mac?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what the what.
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  Speaker 2: Lyrics to the song for the McDonald's Big Mac. I
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  Speaker 2: know the whole thing and these two are both of
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  Speaker 2: the age where they would have witnessed these commercials. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I talk fast to a kid who's fifteen to day,
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  Speaker 2: they'd have no idea. I'm writing it down, but a
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  Speaker 2: thirty plus year old.
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  Speaker 1: Should be well, especially No for both Sammy and Menace.
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  Speaker 1: No for triple no triple sweep it hardcore triple sweep it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll start with Menace is ready to go,
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  Speaker 1: but Sammy still writing.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have Big Macs in my household. When I
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  Speaker 2: don't eat that, my mother, what.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are fat?
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  Speaker 2: We would buy one Big Mac and me it was
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  Speaker 2: a special occasion just because I'm fair ready, I guess alright?
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  Speaker 7: Question number three, question start d U, I Q what
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  Speaker 7: are the lyrics to the song for the McDonald's Big Mac.
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  Speaker 2: All I know is something like lettuce, pickles, special sauce,
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  Speaker 2: all in a sesame seed bunk.
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  Speaker 8: That's very very it's very very close Menace, legal double patty,
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  Speaker 8: sesame sesame street bun, A double patty and a sesame
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  Speaker 8: street bun. I don't know it's stuffing in front of
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  Speaker 8: I don't even know the lyrics to any songs?
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  Speaker 1: Now? Is this the one they did where they put
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  Speaker 1: the little records in the Sunday paper.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, that's your thing, that's different. This is the
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  Speaker 2: one that was on the commercial all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is these.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm thinking is like Big macmcdeal to Hamburger, Golden
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  Speaker 1: Fries regular or larger size chicken, they had one called
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  Speaker 1: the chicken Salad Oriental. You can't say that anymore little records.
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  Speaker 2: If it's not about a person the hotel the Oriental
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  Speaker 2: an oriental.
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  Speaker 1: But they wouldn't have something on the menu called the
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  Speaker 1: chicken salad oriental.
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  Speaker 2: It should, they should, but they want oriental only means eastward.
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  Speaker 1: I am not arguing that point. I am not the
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  Speaker 1: political correct person to argue that. But you know that
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  Speaker 1: a company like McDonald's ain't gonna have something on there
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  Speaker 1: the oriental anything.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys know the Big mach I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: But if you got it started, can I start?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Two all beef patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
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  Speaker 2: on a sesame seed bunch special sauce, lettuce, cheese special sauce.
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  Speaker 1: I've never.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the one I was talking about was like a
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  Speaker 1: contest you'd win money, and it was a I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a super paper thin record that they put
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  Speaker 1: into the Sunday paper and everybody went and got one
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  Speaker 1: and they played it. And if the song played entirely
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  Speaker 1: through without them screwing up the menu song, you won
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: a million dollars. Whatever it was paper what, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: put it in the newspaper. It was like it was
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  Speaker 1: like a really thin piece of vinyl. It was so thick,
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  Speaker 1: a flimsy piece of violet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would wait if the needle wouldn't even let
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  Speaker 3: it play sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and yeah the record.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning plast.
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  Speaker 4: Today we're going to learn the McDonald's menu songs and
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  Speaker 4: give a listener out there a chairs to win.
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  Speaker 1: A million dollars. So it was it was a million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: And it goes into a big mexideal big mcdeald quarter
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  Speaker 1: pounder with fish, ham.
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  Speaker 2: Plega stasty golden pressers regular, a large.
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  Speaker 4: Size of salad ship for garden or a chicken salad oriental,
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  Speaker 4: big big breakfast taking pumping hot hot kas and sausage
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  Speaker 4: to make a biscus baking leg and cheese sausage Dannish student,
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  Speaker 4: four deserved hot apple pies and Sunday free varieties of
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  Speaker 4: Sausa Confee conserstation chocolate chip cookies, and to drink the
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  Speaker 4: Coca Cola diet Coca Orange, drink a s breaking coffee
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  Speaker 4: be kept too well. Love that milk casting orange, you said,
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  Speaker 4: love McDonald's good time batist and I get the solid one.
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  Speaker 1: So the group had to get through the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: And if you did, you did, yeah, yeah, and if
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  Speaker 1: you made it, if they made it through the whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you won the million bucks Bars Bars spittings.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: He's better than he's better than Kendrid, I mean, maybe
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: better than Drake anything. Well, thank you, Sea Bass.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: So a pair of nuns in Brazil all didn't get along.
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: They were forced to work together. They ended up getting
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: pretty close. They both quit the convent, went lesbo for
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: each other and got there.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: About clams back into the convent, fuzz bumping for jesus.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I got it all right, what is it? Bad habits?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Uh, Sea Bass has an update for us. You know
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: he was going to run for city council.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: I was gonna clean the streets platform Yeah, but I was, Oh,
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I like the I like the sport code because on
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  Speaker 2: court today and being doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Come into any larger size. My god, that is massive.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Is that it's a box.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: He wants to it like fat Sammy plump.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Well, so I was gonna run for city council and
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: to do that you need five hundred signatures. So I
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: employed a signature gathering company, a company that claimed and
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: apparently had a track record of being able to do this.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: They email me back said eight no problem, will take
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  Speaker 2: us a week, blah blah blah. You did pay us
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: and we'll do it. So I paid them and then
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: things kind of dragged along. It was a full eleven
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: days after I paid them before they even showed up
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  Speaker 2: to collect the signature papers from me. But they still
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: had like eight ten days at that point, and I said, okay,
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: no problem. One thing led to another. It's the day
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: of the deadline and they say, oh, we don't have
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  Speaker 2: your signatures, and they said you want to meet us
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  Speaker 2: the city hall. I was like, nope, no reason, it's
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: because there's It's not like I can get four hundred
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  Speaker 2: and eighty five signatures and pay a little No, it's
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  Speaker 2: five hundred or nothing.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: So I said, well that sucks.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: I'm going to sue you because you didn't live up
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  Speaker 2: to not only the contract, but your promises before the contract.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Not cheap. Not cheap.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: It was over over I'll go ahea say right now.
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  Speaker 2: It was almost sixteen thousand dollars. Yeah, so that's thirty
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: something dollars per signature. Like I said, you should have
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: just paid Morgan and I we would have done well
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: if some people just pay homeless people.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, much easier that expensive.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: And that, by the way, that's that's that's not out
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: of the that's middle of the road.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: You wanted to be on the city council. That what
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: does that job pay?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: This one would have paid two eleven thousand dollars. Okay,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: that's most benefits. Yeah, total the total compensations over like
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: two sixty's. It's yeah, this is the city council, which
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: would have been another one of my platforms had been elected.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: We don't need to be paid this much. Oh yeah,
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they would have loved that. But that still
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: falls under small claims in the state in which the
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: claim was filed, right in which in which they the
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: business business operates. So I said, I'm gonna sue you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: you screwed me. You didn't live up to the contract.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Uh and uh and I went, and that just happened
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: this week. I had our DA in Zoom court. Oh
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: it's so much more convenient, it is, And so it's
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: funny I go in there. They say, are you here
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: the guy did? The guy did show up boom. Well, yeah,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: it could.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Have been easy to get it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, I'm kind of glad he did because otherwise
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, even if I had won, which will be.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: The years long hunt for this right, who knows.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Because I found out in the research to file my
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: claim by my good friend, uh lawyer Grock, this company
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: in another state had been higher had been hired to
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: get the signatures. They gathered the correct number of signatures.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Less than two percent were valid. Oh, so that was
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, oh, this person's just gone, like
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: he set these things up and he's dead, you know.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: But he showed up and they gave us something. They said, here,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: we're gonna put you in a breakout room and you
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: can discuss a settlement. And he said, I'll give you
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: fifteen hundred. So you're doing your own mediation, right.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, say both of you at the same time.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: They try to see if you can do that and
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: not waste the judges time. Wait, so just to you
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: and just us, no no arbiter or nothing. He said, well,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: I'm willing to offer you fifteen hundred.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I said a zero bit.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, during the first day, after he screwed
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: me on not getting the signatures, he offered me three thousand.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Now, wait, so you're already out the sixteen right.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: He had offered me preliminarily three thousand, and then he
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: was into that offer, and that's that's that I decided
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: tossue him.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: That's good question. What what does the paperwork say? Because
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: they promise for this money, he serviced, they're gonna get
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: you X number of signatures. But when there's got to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: be something there says if for whatever reason, we cannot.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Well refund you a pro rated amount. Essentially, is what
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: it said.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Uh huh what what would be the incentive for them
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: to getting a pro rated amount? So basically you can say, ah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: we fell short because it's just collect a certain amount
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: of money and give the rest for doing nothing.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Exactly to me, that's it's worthless because it's all or nothing.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: So that's not what That's not what my lawsuit hinged on.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Because you raise a good point Woddy. My lawsuit hinged
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: on the verbiage in the contract that said we'll provide
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: you weekly updates and meetings. Those did not happen, so
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: that that's a breach of contract. Now, so I go
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: in there, I say no, thank you to the fifteen
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: hundred offer. But go back in front of the judge.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: The judge says, to have did you submit all your
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: evidence to me?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: See if asked?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: The guy said yes, he said, you used to simil
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: your evidence to him. I said, well, I filed it
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: on the online filing thing for He said, no, you
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: have to email it to him. Oh come on, well,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: he said, and because of that, you cannot reference any
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: of your evidence. What so I so I said to
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: the judge, Well, okay, judge, how am I supposed to reference?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: So I can just reference our conversations. I can't because
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: he said, you can't. You can't point to the contract,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: you can't point to your emails.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: You can't point to because you hadn't emailed it to him.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Right, which I guess I missed that step somehow.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Is that the discovery phase or whatever? This is a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: short coming of GROC because I'm sure like a like
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a real lawyer would have said, hey, be sure that
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you have this, this.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: This, let go to close that system.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I only use GROC to write the complaint. I didn't
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: use it for the follow up stuff, which I should have.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: So the judge said, I said, well, so what can
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I say? And he said. The judge said, well, I
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: can't offer you legal if I but I'll let you
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: know if you say something you shouldn't, which actually worked
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: out just fine. Yes, So I just told the story
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: as if I were telling it to you guys, without
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: pointing to any specific dates or times.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: And and the judge said okay. And then the guy
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: responded with, h okay, well this is what we did.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: And I'll give the judge credit because he nailed this guy,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: because the judge said, okay, because basically what what also
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: saved me is his his evidence was basically my evidence.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: It was the contract, it was our emails. He basically
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: had the same set I did. But I didn't realize
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: that because at first like, oh crap, oh crap.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So he's uh.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: And the judge said, okay, well did you fulfill the
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: terms of this contract? Show me the people you hired.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: And he showed me that he had this evidence showing
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: like the number of hours people worked, and he's like, man,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: you didn't you hired these people kind of late. And
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: the judge was kind of like like Judge, Judy, like
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: matter of fact, like, if you're gonna get these things
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: done for him and this this short you got less
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: than a month to do it, and you hired this
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: amount of people. And he's and then then you they
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: in certain and some of them dropped off, and he's like, so,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: what how did you expect this to happen?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: The guy was like uh.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And the guy looked like just some fat faced weed,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: but he was in a suit and tie, you know.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Oh nice. He again he's preta walked.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: He wants to be political operative and so and the
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: judge he's going through this, And the judge actually helped
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: me because he brought up the lead guy who I
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: met in person, very nice dude, fan of Cartonnark's. Unfortunately,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: so the lead guy who was at his like local representative.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: He was a nice guy. He claimed to have worked
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty hours, and then I and the
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: judge brought that up. He's like, this guy worked on
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: hundred and then I went back because the judge doesn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: know everything I know. And because he left the guy that,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: he goes back to me. He's like, do you have
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: anything to end with? And I said, well, thank you,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: judge for bring up one hundred sixty hour thing, because
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: again he didn't come to me until eight days before
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: the deadline, so he worked one hundred and sixty hours
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: in eight days. I don't know about that. That math
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: doesn't happen. Even even if you give him like maybe
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: he worked ten hours administratively beforehand to get things ready, whatever,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: that still doesn't make sense.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: It's on his plate twenty hours a day.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Right fully dedicated to you and so and one point
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: one last thing the judge. The judge at one point
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: he asked like, so, did you give mister Davis his uh,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: his regular check ins? And I shook my head no
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: because I knew I was supposed to talk. And the
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: judge goes, mister Davis, I do not need any shaking
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: yes or no whatsoever. I was like, yes, sir, thank you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: So I got the in my hands. The decision, and
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: the first line of the decisions says the plaintiff has
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: not demonstrated an entitlement to relief and recovery and recover
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: zero what that box was not checked.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Because I'm in box.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: The plaintiff is entitled to judgment and for a total of.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: They could have said anything from zero to whatever.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Everybody, and they stayed in.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: This decision, which I had lavage as I here, does
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: not take effect until the end of the month. Because
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: the defendant has the option to take this to district court.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: He would have to hire a lawyer. Blah blah blah
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: blah blah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So I don't know, we'll see. Well, that's the thing.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I gotta wait till the end of the month, right,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: then I'll email the guy and then if I hear nothing,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: then I gotta.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Go better have my money.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I have to go through only
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: proper legal channels. Of course, Well that Greg, that would
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: be an illegal, unproper channel. I love that you won
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: everything without being able to show a piece of evidence.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing is in our buddle, because as he's saying, oh,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I got his evidence, I can refer to his evidence.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I said, well, actually, he the blah blah blah, and
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: this isn't his this isn't his disturbing I saw you.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, the judge helps almost I almost screwed myself.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: But I think the judge was a smart enough man
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: to see through this man's incompetence and lies. So hopefully
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I have sixteen thousand dollars coming to me.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: At some point we'll seem as congratulations.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can say, is suing works everybody? We should
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: everybody should be suing people should because it works.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Guys, every time, anytime you you were you you were
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: truly wronged. Right the guy, the guy he mishandled so
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: clearly a scam.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I think he's I think he just doesn't know
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: what the hell he's doing. He couldn't fulfilled right and and.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: He but if he was on the up and up,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: he would have just returned the money. Well, you know what,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: this thing was so sloppy and so messed up. This
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: is not how we operated here. Let me give you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the money back, and then that would have gone even
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: if you like, okay, I said three grand I'm saying
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: like you're bummed out you didn't get what you thought
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you were going to get. But you could be like, yeah, listen, man,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: it didn't work out with this guy, but he was cool.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. People have bad days he made it right, sure,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: but now it's like, no, dude, you would never go
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: with this guy. Here's why. And then he will also
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: take it all the way to court to try to
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: fight giving back what he should have given you in
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: the first place.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now I'm not I'm still not going to
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: out him, not until I get my judgment and settlement.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to make my life oney harder. I've
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: got in the judgment until the judgment is final. At
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: the end of the ending, gotcha at that check?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Gotcha? Well, congratulations again.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Start sue with Stewing. It'd be nice to stay suing
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: everybody's sue.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: It's funny, I say, counselman Sea Bass, but that would
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: pro se counsel pro se for another day. More what
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: he shows next? Thing up.
• 23:18
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• 23:21
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