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Gettin Krampus | Wednesday 12.04.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time leave your worries outside and come laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Jerry called well today. It is Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: December fourth, twenty twenty four. You are inside the treehouse
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  Speaker 1: and you are welcome. I have great news, guys, great
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  Speaker 1: great news to start the day. Japan is giving us
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  Speaker 1: new technology because they have unveiled a human washing machine.
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  Speaker 2: And that what a wife's for.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, should have seen that coming. We'll see you tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse. M hm, bad host, Dan bad Posts
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  Speaker 1: should have seen that one coming, super obvious. Anyway, Japan
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  Speaker 1: is throwing new technology at us. A human washing machine
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  Speaker 1: is expected in twenty twenty five, not nineteen fifty five.
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  Speaker 2: Tray, so a robot wife.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well then it is Japan, so that will actually
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  Speaker 1: track pretty well. This is a great example of one
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  Speaker 1: of the things that I live by. Okay, I have
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  Speaker 1: a few tenants that I live by, one of which
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  Speaker 1: is it's not just what you say, but how you
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  Speaker 1: say it. I'm a firm believer in how you say things.
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  Speaker 1: It's supremely important. And this is a great example of
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  Speaker 1: that because there's a couple different ways to read that,
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  Speaker 1: where you'd get different meaning out of it. I'll show
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  Speaker 1: you a human washing machine is coming in twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: versus a human washing machine is coming in twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: A human washing machine is coming in twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: which leads Tray to think, well, we already have those.
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  Speaker 1: They're called wives.
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  Speaker 2: But this is.
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  Speaker 1: Versus a human washing machine is coming in twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: No wife joke there, Well, I mean maybe there's still
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  Speaker 1: works for.
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  Speaker 2: Of a mistress joke at that point.
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  Speaker 1: Happened again. I should have seen that coming. We're just started.
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  Speaker 1: We can't stop the show yet. I don't care how
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  Speaker 1: funny you get, Drey. I say that, but you keep punching.
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  Speaker 2: All right. We might.
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  Speaker 1: Never say never, but let me actually get to this
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  Speaker 1: stupid story. A luxury bathwear brand in Japan is working
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  Speaker 1: on a new human Sorry now I need to do
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  Speaker 1: it myself, a new human washing machine to replace bathtubs.
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  Speaker 1: In English. The name literally translates to human washing of
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  Speaker 1: the future. It's based on a design someone came up
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  Speaker 1: with over a half century ago. An early version debuted
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  Speaker 1: at an expo in Japan in nineteen seventy, but this
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  Speaker 1: one's more high tech. Are we just imagining this expo?
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  Speaker 1: It's just a chicken address and this guy's trying to
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  Speaker 1: sell it like he's Tony Stark, Like, nah, man, you're
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  Speaker 1: not fooling us. The device itself looks like the cockpit
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  Speaker 1: of a fighter jet and fills with water, so it's
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  Speaker 1: like an enclosed tub. Oh hell no, uh huh. You
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  Speaker 1: were not getting me into a capsule that fills with
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  Speaker 1: water and calling it a cleaning device. No, they haven't
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  Speaker 1: really revealed a ton of other details, but apparently it
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  Speaker 1: uses microscopic bubbles to blast the filth off of you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, it's an encapsulated power washer that you can't
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  Speaker 1: get out of. Meanwhile, artificial intelligence tracks your vitals to
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  Speaker 1: make sure you're comfortable. Water tripperture is just right. Oh good,
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  Speaker 1: So now the machine knows where my threshold is and
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  Speaker 1: can mess with me.
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  Speaker 2: That's not at all what I I You know, thing
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  Speaker 2: that was from Japan. I was just thinking a robotic
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  Speaker 2: geisha with a good grip.
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  Speaker 1: I think that was more of a hope on your part,
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  Speaker 1: Tray than in reality. This machine will supposedly also dry
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  Speaker 1: you off, and the whole process takes about fifteen minutes,
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  Speaker 1: So it's faster than a nice soothe than a nice
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  Speaker 1: soothing bath, but it would still be quicker to just
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  Speaker 1: take a quick shower. They're unveiling the prototype at a
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  Speaker 1: conference in April, with plans to eventually sell them. No
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  Speaker 1: word on how much they might cost, while also keeping
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  Speaker 1: in mind you could just walk through a car wash
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  Speaker 1: with a with a snorkel tube who still takes baths.
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  Speaker 1: I have not taken a bath in years, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: with you, Katie takes him. Oh yeah, women, do I
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  Speaker 1: think train's talking about men?
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  Speaker 2: Well? Just I mean, it's one thing, you know, But
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  Speaker 2: the idea that you're getting clean by sitting in your
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  Speaker 2: own funk, that's always puzzled.
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  Speaker 1: Me, puzzles everybody. But it's we've been sold that it's
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  Speaker 1: relaxing and that it's good for you, and.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's it's a cooozy tub all that. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: very nice and relaxing, but I don't I'm still if
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  Speaker 2: I were going to do that, I'm still going to
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  Speaker 2: take a shower to actually get clean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you are soaking in there, not just in
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  Speaker 1: the dirty bath water, but it's also your dirty butt water.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're protected by the soap? Are you the lies
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  Speaker 1: we tell ourselves? It's kind of like for a germophobe,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be one of the worst things ever
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  Speaker 1: when your significant others already in the tub and say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you want to get in with me, and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, you're disgusting bathwater. But that's why. One of
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  Speaker 1: the sickest things I still ever heard as far as
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  Speaker 1: a pickup line is a dude telling you, chick, I
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  Speaker 1: would drink your bath water. Mhm. That being said, I
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  Speaker 1: do look forward to someday when I'm in a nursing
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  Speaker 1: home and I get the spongebad. That's different.
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  Speaker 3: Or in the tree visit us online a tree house
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  Speaker 3: on air dot com. You're in the tree house. Visit
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  Speaker 3: us online a treehouse on air dut.
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  Speaker 1: You can talk back to us right here inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Go to treehouse on air dot com the little microphone
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  Speaker 1: lower right hand corner. Click on that. You can leave
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  Speaker 1: us a voicemail. So it's sort of like a like
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  Speaker 1: a tree mail, but it's a talk back inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: So if you hear something you want to contribute to
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  Speaker 1: or just something you thought of, that you want to share,
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  Speaker 1: record that message and send it on in right here
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse. And we are back inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey and Jerry. What's the movie
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  Speaker 1: you guys were talking about in the break? I've this
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  Speaker 1: does not sound familiar to me. I was too busy
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  Speaker 1: watching really bad films to hear about this apparently good one.
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  Speaker 1: Silkwood the movie.
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  Speaker 2: It was Meryl Street. Yeah, an actual I want to
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  Speaker 2: say it was an Academy Award winning film from the eighties,
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  Speaker 2: at least I think it was nominated. Women that worked
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  Speaker 2: in a nuclear reactor, nuclear facility and if there was
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  Speaker 2: a leak, the decontamination process was you were stuck in
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  Speaker 2: a room that was obviously had the shower heads, but
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  Speaker 2: then these metal brush like steel wool brushes would scrub you.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: It's a brutal scene that I have. It's one of
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  Speaker 2: those things I still remember.
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  Speaker 1: So it's with them like basically naked getting brushed by
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  Speaker 1: steel steel wool because of radiation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's one at a time.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, they were they were like on brooms. They
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  Speaker 5: had long wooden handle, so that everybody could stay out
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  Speaker 5: of range, and everybody's in has mat suits except for
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  Speaker 5: the naked person being showered. And okay, I mean you
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  Speaker 5: know it's Meryl Streep naked and they're just they're really
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  Speaker 5: rooting a good time there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just, Yeah, I've not seen that movie, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure I saw the Skinemac Chain Heat four version
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  Speaker 1: of it. At one point. I enjoyed mine. They made
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  Speaker 1: They made radiation cleaning look like fun m hmm. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's why the chains were a lot. Uh, speaking
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  Speaker 1: of long broom type things, Trey your single, So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you've if you've seen this with any
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  Speaker 1: of your past relationships, and if you've seen Daisy Year
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  Speaker 1: TWELVEA doing it, God bless her. Uh, Jerry, you live
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  Speaker 1: with your girlfriend Katie, So I'm wondering maybe if if
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna apply to you. So the other day
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  Speaker 1: I was I was at home, sitting in the office.
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  Speaker 1: I was doing some works and doing some recordings. The
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  Speaker 1: door was closed and I opened the door, come out
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  Speaker 1: and head towards the kitchen, and and that's when I
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  Speaker 1: see my wife doing something that I've never seen before.
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  Speaker 1: She had the long nozzle attachment of the vacuum cleaner,
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  Speaker 1: and she was vacuuming the knobs around the cook top
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  Speaker 1: range in our kitchen m hm. And our eyes met,
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  Speaker 1: and I walked back into the office and closed the
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  Speaker 1: door and tried to pretend that I didn't see anything
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  Speaker 1: because I know, And this is where I need your help, guys.
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  Speaker 1: This is because I know that if I stayed and
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  Speaker 1: maintained eye contact for more than three seconds, I was
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  Speaker 1: going to be tasked with doing something similar, and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted know part of that detailed cleaning process. So have you, guys,
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  Speaker 1: ever walked in on your significant other cleaning something so
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  Speaker 1: weird you walked away and hoped that she'd forget the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing and would forget having seen you at all. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Because let me be clear, I appreciate the effort wholeheartedly.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, when you absolutely positively want your kitchen cleaned,
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  Speaker 1: then my wife apparently knows how to do it and
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  Speaker 1: was busting out the long nozzle vacuum and sucking up
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  Speaker 1: the knobs, which sounds bad as I say it out loud.
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  Speaker 2: I never witnessed anything that was you know, maybe turn
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  Speaker 2: around and walk away. I mean, I lived with someone
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  Speaker 2: who was quite anal about cleaning. I mean one of
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  Speaker 2: the things like she would disassemble the vacuum cleaner weekly
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  Speaker 2: to clean it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's actually a very good idea. It's probably healthy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with someone that OCD, though, Trey, Uh, if she was
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  Speaker 1: that OCD, does that mean she didn't want your help
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  Speaker 1: because you wouldn't do it properly? Yes, you lucky bastard.
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  Speaker 2: There was nothing I would if I vacuumed, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: do it slow enough or whatever. Yeah. No, she also
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  Speaker 2: ironed underwear too. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That that's a that's a level that I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't either, but but that's that was your moment.
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  Speaker 1: For me, it was walking out, walking into the kitchen
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  Speaker 1: seeing my wife vacuuming the stovetop range, and I thought,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want any part of this. I'm going to disappear.
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  Speaker 1: It was probably the same for you when you walked
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  Speaker 1: into the room and saw your ex ironing underwear. You
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  Speaker 1: were like, oh, I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I I well, it was one of those moments
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  Speaker 2: where you normally you're like, what are you doing? And
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I did not ask because I did not
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  Speaker 2: want an explanation because it was I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: whatever floats your boat.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Sweetie, it's like walking up It's like it's like being
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  Speaker 1: on a hike in the woods and stumbling upon a bear.
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  Speaker 1: It's best to just slowly back away and and just
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  Speaker 1: hope it doesn't follow you.
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  Speaker 5: For me, it's when a storage cavity would place whatever
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  Speaker 5: in the apartment is being rearranged.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think that. I think that's happening today
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  Speaker 1: at at my house because we have like the storage
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  Speaker 1: room slash laundry room, and I and I remember putting
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  Speaker 1: something in there this morning and my wife gleefully saying,
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna look completely different when you see it next.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, chills down my spine. I'd be glad I was
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  Speaker 5: going to work. And it's like we have essentially the
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  Speaker 5: same stuff. You know, maybe there's one or two things
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  Speaker 5: that are new, But how come this organization is better
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  Speaker 5: than the last one, which was also better than the one.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it does not just three learning cabinets.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. It's not going to make
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  Speaker 1: sense to you. As long as it makes sense to her,
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  Speaker 1: and as long as she gives you a reorientation quarterly,
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  Speaker 1: then things are going to be okay. For the most part,
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  Speaker 1: unless you're me, and which case you forget the reorientation
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  Speaker 1: and you're still looking for a fork from across where
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  Speaker 1: it used to be and you're just lost inside your
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  Speaker 1: own home.
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  Speaker 2: But you probably remember the lines from Police Academy five.
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  Speaker 1: When they went to Miami High Tower fought a gator
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  Speaker 1: co starred Wayne Gretzky's wife.
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  Speaker 2: It's a miracle you're still married.
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  Speaker 1: That is really, really true.
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  Speaker 6: You there. Visit us online that Treehouse on Air dot com.
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  Speaker 1: It really is. That's when they went to the police
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  Speaker 1: conferences in Miami.
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  Speaker 4: You're in the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse at Treehouse on Air. That's at Treehouse on Air.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking about starting up a new game and
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: that's called and Trey had this idea. It's very good,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: very solid. I like the idea, very interactive for you.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: The listener.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Where in the world is Raj Sharma. We believe he's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: somewhere in Texas. We're not saying he's missing, but he's
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: not here inside the treehouse. So consider this a brown
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: alert from inside the treehouse requesting to find Raj Sharma,
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  Speaker 1: who's about six to one, one hundred and ninety pounds,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: forty nine years old, usually surrounded by laughter and jamison.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: So if you if you see a man who matches
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: that description roaming around Texas, probably somewhere in the I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: thirty five corridor, and he doesn't look like he's being
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: held up by border patrol, that's probably him. So if
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: you could just let us know where he is and
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: give him a snack too, because he's probably gonna be hungry.
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  Speaker 7: And if he's on an airplane, it's okay, yeah, it is.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: He's not gonna do anything wrong, it's it's fine. He
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: wants to get he wants to get where he's going
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: as well. So where in the world is Rosh Sharma.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: New from inside the tree it's a brown alert, which
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  Speaker 1: if he was here, he would laugh at other stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on inside the treehouse today, very important things such
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  Speaker 1: as Trey. You mentioned Steve Guttenberg and police Academy because
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  Speaker 1: you mentioned Police Academy five. And when you mentioned Police
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  Speaker 1: Academy five, were you surprised that I knew that that's
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: the one where they went to Miami.
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  Speaker 2: I was, I was really searching for just a really
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: eighties esoteric reference, And yeah, I have to even had
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I said three, I knew you'd knew the plot, but five,
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  Speaker 2: I thought maybe you'd not. You'd they had died off
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  Speaker 2: by then.
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  Speaker 1: But clearly it's funny that you mentioned five because five
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  Speaker 1: is one of those that when you're talking about the
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  Speaker 1: fifth Belise Academy movie, and it doesn't even have Steve
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  Speaker 1: Gutenberg in it. And that's the one that I've probably
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: seen the second most of all the Police Academy movies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. It just is that it says
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a lot about my not necessarily taste, but just things
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that I've seen because it's not it's not a great movie.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a good movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's terrible. But you're right, it's it's Police Academy five Assignment,
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  Speaker 1: Miami Beach. And they got a knockoff Gutenberg in there,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: but all the other cast was in there. Michael Winslow,
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  Speaker 1: High Tower, like I said, fights a gator. They go
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  Speaker 1: to the police conference in Miami, and yeah, it's police
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  Speaker 1: Academy five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the rest of the cast that they really
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: they kind of peaked with police academies and Gutenberg at
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: least had some other better roles.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Yes, he was in Lava Lancelo. That was
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the the sci fi film from a handful of years ago. Wow. Yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I love it in here. My weirdness is rewarded. H
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And this is technically work for us, so it really
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: really works out for my benefit and hopefully for yours
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: as well. But speaking of things that you do at work,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: there are some things that people say you are not
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: supposed to do at work, and they're very, very very
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: taboo things. A Harris poll asked one thousand Americans to
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: name the top workplace taboos. So these are things you
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: should never do at work? All right, you're ready for
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  Speaker 1: the top five? Yes, all right. Gossiping about a colleague,
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  Speaker 1: you are definitely not supposed to do that. But I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: have to ask, have you guys gossiped about a colleague?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: First, yeah, absolutely answer that. Yeah, of course we have.
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  Speaker 1: We've all done that. We work in radio. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: think I did that this morning. I did it about
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  Speaker 1: a minute and a half ago, saying where's Raj so three
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  Speaker 1: things for us. We've all gossiped at work. We're guilty
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  Speaker 1: of that. Number four of the workplace taboos. These are
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  Speaker 1: things you're not supposed to do at work, dating a
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  Speaker 1: manager or anybody above you. I have not done that, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: I have dated someone above me, yes, and a boy
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  Speaker 2: who uh no, h is it?
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  Speaker 5: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody I know?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? But uh? But I have never. I have never
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  Speaker 2: dated anyone below me.
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  Speaker 1: So you snob, well.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: You know in corporate, but you know, especially in the
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  Speaker 2: restaurant bar business, that happens a lot, and it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: play out well.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And I've never seen it play out well in any industry.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I've told people throughout my career, even when
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  Speaker 1: I was young, I knew not to do that, and
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, and I'm proud to say that I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: So not only no one below, no one above, no
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  Speaker 1: one to the side. I have laterally you have laterally, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: anybody I know.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's no fun.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go back to you Tree. What I almost asked,
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  Speaker 1: who do you date? But then I have to go
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• 22:36
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• 22:42
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• 22:45
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• 22:49
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  Speaker 1: Jerry called well, we actually didn't finish the things you're
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: not supposed to do at work. According to one thousand people.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: We were all guilty of gossiping about a colleague. We've
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: all done that. Number four was dating a manager or
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: someone above you. Tray says he's done that. Jerry says
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: he's only done Latterally, I've done none of that because
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: workplace romance is a really bad idea, and that's where
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that's where we ran out of steam. We're not ran
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: out of steam. It's actually where we found out. That's
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: when Trey and I heard CEO Bob Pittman had their.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Rendezvous.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just glad to see that he's using that plane
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: for something more than just iHeart festivals. But there are
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: three more things that we have not touched on yet,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: as far as the things you're not supposed to do
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: at work, and those are making any amount of alcohol.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: All three of us have absolutely done that without a doubt.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: People say you're not supposed to, but all three of
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: us have definitely done that. I'm not saying we've done
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: it today. I'm just saying that we've done it. Kind
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: of a requirement, We've done a lot of it. Jerry's right,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a requirement in our line of work
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: unless you're trade in which case, you've drink so much
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: at work that you're full and you've stopped. Yes, which
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: is a hell of a feat. Number two, using drugs
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: at work? Wait have I? Oh, I did salvia a
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: couple of times, So does that count as a drug?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: As a plant? Well, I think what's that tray?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: So is weed? So yeah?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, yeah I did drugs at work. Then again,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: if you work in radio, you probably have.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Trey.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: You're not really a big drug guy, so I don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: know if you've done that, we're chripching drugs. Yeah, but
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: what about you, Jerry?
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: You know, I avoided it because I was like, this
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: is not a good idea. But I did at one
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: point on a lunch break because I lived close to
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: where I worked, went home and had lunch and smoked
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: a bowl before I went back to work, and I
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: was like, this is fine. I'm just gonna be alphabetizing
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: things for the next four hours.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It'll be fine.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: And I went and I got a bunch of stuff
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: and I came out and I did it, and I'm like,
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: all right, you know, I've been out here probably forty
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: five minutes, almost hour. I looked at my watch, it'd
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: have been like seven and a half minutes. I was like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm never doing this again.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: No, it was absolute torture. So that's two out of
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: three of us have done drugs at work and number
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: one of the things you were absolutely positively not supposed
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to do at work. That's getting drug during work hours,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: which is apparently worse than just drinking at all at work.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: We've all three absolutely gotten drunk at work. I don't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: even need to ask you, Trey or Eugerry.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: I know the answer.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: And again I'm not saying we are now, but we're
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: also not saying that we're not exactly correct.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you guys are prepared to see
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: when I'm about to show you, but I'm going to
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: show you anyway. Is this the scariest Christmas parade you
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: have ever seen? Is this? So if you're just listening
• 27:59
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• 28:13
  Speaker 1: instead of it being like an AI generated video of
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: places you need to visit on Instagram, instead it's demonic
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: looking crampuses walking down the street banging on metal drums,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: and a dude who's I guess is sort of like
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: the band leader of the Crampus March, but instead of
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: a twirling staff, it's a staff that's large, made of
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: wood and on fire. And the crampuses that are in
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: line behind them are an intricate handmade suits made of
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: various animal firs, horrific looking masks on their faces, and
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: long horns, all of which, of course symbolize the joy
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: of Christmas.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what it looks like, and
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: this is gonna, This is gonna. I don't know, Dan,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: this movie was somewhat popular, so you may not have
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: seen it, but uh Ester movies, this looks like something
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: out of the ending scene of the movie Dragnet with
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, not only have I seen it, I had
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: the same and thought you did. Because they got the
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: furry leggings. The Crampus Marchers have the furry leggings like
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Dan Ackroyd and Tom Hanks did in the classic Hades
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: film Dragnet where they do the dance as well. That's
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: exactly what these look like. They're like like sheep, except
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: it's brown instead of white on the leggings. So the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: costumes on the Crampas is a brown. The leggings on
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: dragnet were white. You got right, I've seen that movie.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Jerry's right, he said it during a break. Whoever's listening
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: to this, You know, the younger ones, they are gonna
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: have a whole list of things they need to go.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And you know what, they should be thankful because we're
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: giving them a treasure trove of fun. Absolutely. So let's
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: go back then to the Crampus Parade twenty twenty four
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: in Austria. And this is apparently a thing every single
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: year they do. Actually I guess this would be last
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: year because they haven't done the one this year yet
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I don't believe. Because the Crampis Parade in Austria happens
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: on either, according to my research, December fifth or sixth. Okay,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: it is called Crampis lof or Crampus Parade often takes
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: place on either Saint Nicholas Eve, which is December fifth,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: or Saint Nicholas Day, which is December sixth, And that's
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: apparently what this is. This is the Crampis Parade that
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: happens every year in Austria. So all these guys are
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: addressing these elaborate crampus looking costs whoms. They just look
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: like furry monsters with demon faces, huge antlers, one guy
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: holding a big torch and the other guys playing metal
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: drums as they walk down the street in an alp village.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: What's that tray?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: They look like if an elk banged an e walk.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: It's very accurate, and and played metal drums. Here they
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: are walking on the street banging on a drum. Is it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or does it look like they
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: just got the return to office memo from the CEO?
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: And this is them on the commute on the way
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: back in. All right, I'm gonna come in, but I'm
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: not gonna be happy about I'm gonna put on my
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: crampas outfit and bang on my metal drum. Those drums
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: look like that. They look like cook tops.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: That's It's like they went to make actual like steel
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: drums and then just didn't.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I have some experience with the Caribbean steel pan drums
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: and they don't sound anything.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Like this, No, not at all, And the guys playing
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: it look nothing like this either.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, the guys playing these they do they they
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: they're so big. They look like they just couldn't leave
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: the cook top because they couldn't go with the out
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: without eating that long and just strapped them to their chest.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: But literally they look like they're they're they're five by
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: five mm.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: It's like the opening act for Gore. I'll say, Jerry,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I'd buy tickets to that show or VIP tickets Psilocybin.
• 33:17
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• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and Jerry called well, and I'm a little fascinated by
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the Crampus, not just the creature itself and its origins,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but the video that we just watched of the Crampis
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: parade from from years ago or last year whatever, it
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: was because the next Crampis parade is supposed to happen
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: in a day or two in Austria. Apparently, the people
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: that take part in these parades, these costumes are very intricate,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: and apparently they're handmade. So this isn't like there's not
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: like a Crampus store that creeps in somewhere in September
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: and then they just go there and buy one for
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: eighty bucks. They're making these things by hand, and they're
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: really elaborate, and they're terrifying looking. I mean, I can't
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: imagine children being at this parade. But and I know
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: there was a movie called Crampis that came out years ago.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I will admit I have not seen it, but I
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: also have to say it's been on my list and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: for some reason, I just haven't come around to seeing
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: it yet. I don't know why I want to. I'm
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: curious about it. I did see was It Violent Night?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: A couple? Was that last Christmas or the Christmas before?
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: That?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Was excellent film. That was the one with Chief Hopper
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: from Stranger Things plays a Valhalla Santa Claus. Excellent, excellent
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: movie that I've seen. But the Crampist movie I've not.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Do you guys know anything about the Crampus just a
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I've got some very close friends that are German and
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: they've told me a little bit about it well.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: According to Wikipedia, the Crampis German is a horned anthropomorphic
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: figure who, in Central and Eastern Alpine folkloric tradition man
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of hard words to say, is said
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: to accompany Saint Nicholas on visits to children during the
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: night of December fifth, Crampus Knocked or Crampus Knight, immediately
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: before the feast of Saint Nicholas on December sixth. In
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: this tradition, Saint Nicholas rewards well behaved children with gifts,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: while Crampus punishes badly behaved ones with birch rods. Although
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: bitch rods would be really funny as well, leave it
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: to the Germans to make Santa scary absolutely. The origin
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: of the figure is unclear. Some folklorus and anthropologists have
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: postulated that it may have pre Christian origins. Yeah, it
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: probably does. In traditional parades and in such events as
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the Crampus Run, young men dressed as Crampus attempt to
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: scare the audience with their antics and Crampus is featured
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: on holiday greeting cards called Crampus Carton. I just like
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the idea of a Crampus run where instead of it's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: a running of the bulls and it's people running from
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the bulls, I like to think it's children running from
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: these crampuses with their bitch rods. You better run what
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Crampus is going to get you.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Somehow. I just I just feel like that the crampus
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: prey turns into an all day drinking affair, and then
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: at night there's a Crampus that's an outfit, looks more like,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: you know, like assless chaps.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Yead.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: And right before that in Germany he said, watch this.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look up to my rod, my mighty mighty bitch rod.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm really into the Crampus thing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I like how they show up. It's like the good See.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That's one of the things that that didn't make the
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: leap across the Atlantic. Santa did the Saint Nicholas thing
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: rewarding well behaved children with gifts.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: We didn't get.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Crampus in America. No, just Cole, I think you got
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: to bring the I think I like the crampis angle
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: on it. You could really you could really change some
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: lives of some children. Look, I mean we have heaven
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: and Hell. Right, we have heaven and Hell. You've got
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you've got Jesus and Lucifer. You know, you've got God,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: and you've got Satan. You know, in America we have
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus, but we don't have Crampis, and we I
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: think there's a room for him. Absolutely. I just can't
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: wait to see the parade go.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see this, see the inflatable that
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: goes with Macy's, especially if it's assless.
• 38:44
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  Speaker 1: now that we know a little more about Crampus and
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: how awesome of a figure he is or she, I'm
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: not sure if it's their female. I didn't look between
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the free leggings on that video, and I'm not going
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to go to Austria and ask. There is something though
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: that does loosely tie into Crampis I think, I think
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and that is not another teen tanter? Do you guys
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: know what it sounds like when a teenager gets their
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: cell phone plan canceled at an AT and T store.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: M oh my, yeah, you're about to find out a
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: raise play that for you again. This is this is
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: just the portion I can play because the rest of
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: it is eglative field mamrase. I mean this this girl
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: is like thirteen, maybe maybe fourteen. Mama's in there at
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the AT and T store canceling the plan, canceling the phone,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: and this kid is losing her God mind.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would imagine if you were you know,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a recording somewhere if someone getting sentenced
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: to the death penalty that would sound similar to this.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I've also seen people get sentenced to the death penalty
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: who took it better than this. Right exactly right in there,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: you can kind of hear Mama say shut your ass up.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And then after that at this little clip, right after
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the part that ends, I can't air the rest of
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: it because that's when Mama tells her to shut it up.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Sounds so yes, Jerry starts out sounding like a demonic
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: possession and then moves into like a jaguar roar.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Let's endalyze, mom. Now, so this is her as a teenager.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Imagine her in ten, fifteen, twenty years. I think I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: think she just rocketed to the top of the crampis list.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I'd like I'd like to I'd like to see that movie, please.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure her mother would like to see that movie.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Something tells me if this kid was brought up with
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: believing in Crampus, she wouldn't be having a teen tantrum
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: like that in the cell phone store.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: If I had ever done something like that, I mean,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: you would hear of the screams of anger then followed
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: by just the wails of pain.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: If you ever did anything that sounded like this, Tray,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: it would be the last sound your body ever produced.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, because your dad would have snuffed it out.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: M Maybe that's what it was. We didn't need crampis.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: We just had belts, yes, And in Tray's case, it
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: was just actually named belt. It was a belt with
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the name belt on it that his dad used. God,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: just imagine if imagine if one of our parents brought
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: out a belt that said crampus on it. You wear
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the mask antlers and start doing the will stop there?
• 43:43
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