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OUTRO: Cashed Up Jizzbot · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and picture for for doggings for to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on the radio. Backbone my wife, What
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  Speaker 2: did you get up to on the weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Therezy, mad dog?
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  Speaker 3: Because you look like you look like you've had a
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  Speaker 3: huge one, and we've also got the same zet At
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  Speaker 3: the moment, I've noticed, yeah, I've got one there too,
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  Speaker 3: because that's your one.
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  Speaker 4: I've got one over here and.
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  Speaker 3: I've got I was gonna say, mogi because I've got
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  Speaker 3: one here as well.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is going on with
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  Speaker 4: our skin at the moment? Mine's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I've started shaving again, and that's never good because normally
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  Speaker 2: I just trim it back, you know. Yeh think yes,
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  Speaker 2: And what you'll probably find is I had another shave yesterday,
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  Speaker 2: if they haven't already, I was taking the little farm
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  Speaker 2: of white heads generally just underneath the corner of the
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  Speaker 2: edge of it on my mouth there, just at the chin. Yes, God,
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  Speaker 2: it's a good look for it for a man of
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  Speaker 2: fifty years.
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  Speaker 5: It's regardless of like witch razor and stuff, you ye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So yeah, that's what people say oh, you probably
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  Speaker 2: need to change your rage. It could be a brand
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  Speaker 2: new raisor I can use a brand new razor and
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  Speaker 2: it will, it won't happen. I can use an old
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  Speaker 2: razor and it will, it won't happen. There's no way
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  Speaker 2: to know. Wow, absolutely no way to know.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I think it is the fact that
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  Speaker 3: we're breaking out is the humidity.
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  Speaker 4: You think that's it.
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  Speaker 3: It's the sweetiness and all the toxins and shit are
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  Speaker 3: coming out because I've got this one here on my
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  Speaker 3: cheek and I've been it's not that fucking bad man.
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  Speaker 5: I'd say it's stress related.
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  Speaker 3: I have been fully resisting it because you know when
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  Speaker 3: you get those big meaty and there's no point squeezing.
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  Speaker 1: It because it does nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I just and it's itching at the moment, and I
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  Speaker 3: just I just will not touch it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, go on still kind of there. You see
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  Speaker 2: that on there. But I had that from a few
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  Speaker 2: weeks ago. It's been a month, Yeah, a month. It's
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  Speaker 2: a long time. Stend up getting these little cover thing
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  Speaker 2: is for it?
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  Speaker 4: You put it over there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the main thing is to stop you fucking with it,
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  Speaker 2: but also sucks out all the goodness.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think my daughter's got some of those.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, the good yeah, yeah, yes to picks.
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  Speaker 3: It used to be so ashamed when the topicks ads
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  Speaker 3: came on because I had horrendous actly as a teenager,
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  Speaker 3: and the Topick's head would come on and even would.
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  Speaker 1: Look as well horrible.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really lucky not to get like but
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  Speaker 5: still you still get like giant pimples when you're a teenager.
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't matter, yeah, annoy when you're.
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  Speaker 3: But you've got great skin, keys, I have to say,
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  Speaker 3: you're very good skin, good skin. I'm I'm surprised to
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  Speaker 3: see that your mom's skin.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's she using being part moldy?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean for.
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  Speaker 5: Skin, Yeah, that's what I mean, Like she's moldy and Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: The idea being that you've got your mother's literally skin
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  Speaker 2: wearing it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Mon's skin. But like all of
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  Speaker 5: her family look amazing. They all do it. My nana
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  Speaker 5: when she pasts, it is my mum's mum. She looked
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  Speaker 5: amazing right for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Is amazing.
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  Speaker 5: But I think I'm breaking out just because I keep
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  Speaker 5: eating fucking noodles.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're addictive yet good because every night.
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  Speaker 5: Lucy's obsessed with making salad, so I'm like, all of
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  Speaker 5: my meals are like seventy percent salad, which is really nice.
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  Speaker 4: And I started doing what would we do without our wives?
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  Speaker 3: Because my wife is constantly probably when we're got true,
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  Speaker 3: probably when we're going out for generous STAPs. She's very
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  Speaker 3: focused on veggie content, you know, because I can get
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  Speaker 3: very meat orient well when I say meat, I mean
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  Speaker 3: like dumpling stuff and yeah, chicken and shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, I need vegetables.
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  Speaker 5: So she'll order the bock choice.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, so is my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah salad, yeah, yes, my wife.
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  Speaker 2: If we order like a fishburger or a cheeseburger or
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  Speaker 2: something from a takeaways, she'll always said, do you want
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  Speaker 2: some Do you want me to add some salad? She
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  Speaker 2: adds salad into his Yeah, no, thanks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want meat and cheese.
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  Speaker 5: Today though, I had our noodle joint for lunch because
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  Speaker 5: I was working all morning doing di y and then
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  Speaker 5: I had to go to Miny ten and next to her,
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  Speaker 5: you problem ten is the noodles store, and I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going past anyway. Rights anyway, it was it was
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  Speaker 5: hands down the best noodles I have ever had from
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  Speaker 5: that store, and I've had a lot.
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  Speaker 1: One today today was the one was fucked up? How
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  Speaker 1: good it was?
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  Speaker 5: I was just like, how do they make the ship?
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  Speaker 3: I am? I went to Pharaoh's today because rich guy.
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  Speaker 3: I said to my wife, just go Never again? Are
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  Speaker 3: we having the debarcle of minute steaks?
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  Speaker 4: Never again?
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  Speaker 1: So what now?
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  Speaker 4: You're a pharaoh guy?
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  Speaker 1: You know good people are outside of Pharaoh's.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fancy, little, fancy little restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: People some money. It's a supermarket, sorry market.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually not that much more expensive there is.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't notice like you do. Look at the receipt.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you. I'll tell you what I got today.
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  Speaker 3: I got Bang bang chicken twenty five dollars.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? That's what I bought from Pharaoh's.
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  Speaker 5: That's expensive just for you in a bag.
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  Speaker 3: It's checking with all these sauces and stuff. No, for
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  Speaker 3: the family, twenty five dollars. Twenty five dollars. So that's
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  Speaker 3: a salad and that's your meal.
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  Speaker 5: That's fucking prices. Man, that's a lot of money, is it.
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  Speaker 5: You may as well just go to the ATM get
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  Speaker 5: out like one hundred bucks and just eat that. Put
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  Speaker 5: some fish sauce like that.
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  Speaker 3: I got some pork marinated pork ribs. They were twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 4: You like that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I do the Bee Show days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 4: Hurdarky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Tugs has just come up with a great idea. You
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  Speaker 5: wanted this now, Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: Jays?
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  Speaker 5: How much is it for a leader of milk?
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  Speaker 4: About four dollars fifty?
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that fucked up? I have no idea if that's correct.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fifty, because we drink a lot of milk.
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  Speaker 2: That's too much for one leader, I think, So it's
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  Speaker 2: going to maybe six or two. We don't actually drink milk,
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  Speaker 2: so I couldn't tell you we do. We drink shiploads.
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  Speaker 2: I as I've said before, I get cravings for.
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  Speaker 3: A glass cool class ninety eight.
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  Speaker 4: Where the fuck's that were worse?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, wake up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be going a Pharaoh.
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  Speaker 3: Fifteen, the same that my local dairy and Glenn Eaeden fifty.
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  Speaker 2: You're a lead, you don't it's not your local anymore. Pharaohs.
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  Speaker 3: I have a new local and the lady that runs
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  Speaker 3: it as lovely what's her name?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know yet you're gonna ask.
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  Speaker 1: What's your art it?
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  Speaker 4: What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: Left Da?
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  Speaker 4: And how weird is this? I worry about her.
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  Speaker 3: She's very sweet and she's very gentle and right in
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  Speaker 3: the center of town. There's a lot of bad home,
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  Speaker 3: you know, a lot of bad people around.
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  Speaker 5: So like tough guys like Jaskin survived there, but not her.
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  Speaker 5: She's been there for fifty years.
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  Speaker 3: She's way more staunch than me. But I've got to
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  Speaker 3: shake probably probably.
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  Speaker 4: It's really sad when I left glenn Eden.
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  Speaker 3: Now because they've been the dairy there has been raided
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  Speaker 3: so many times. They literally have a cage around them,
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  Speaker 3: this massive meatal cave.
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  Speaker 4: As well, and it's like, that's fucked, man. We have
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  Speaker 4: to we have to do that. Ship.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause.
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  Speaker 4: I'm worried about your noodle eating.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean, I reckon? I average noodles once
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  Speaker 5: a week.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's about right for a takeaway. But then
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  Speaker 2: you'll say pizza and ship as well, don't you know.
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  Speaker 5: I literally I wish I've stopped eating pizza and I
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  Speaker 5: get noodles now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe that because the amount of times you
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  Speaker 3: come in and go I had my noodles today and
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  Speaker 3: you've drove to your noodles and and you had your
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  Speaker 3: dumb It's not once a week, man, that's I want
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  Speaker 3: to see your accounts keezy, I want to see.
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  Speaker 5: Your back off. But please Ben, Hey, let's say I'm
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  Speaker 5: averaging noodles twice a week.
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  Speaker 1: It's all gee, what's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 2: We're getting into cheeseball territory, That's what's wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: I've stopped.
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  Speaker 1: You're off your head man.
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  Speaker 4: Because of my change of location. Weirdly, I've stopped my.
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  Speaker 5: Nippies because you're not driving anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't had nippies for a while.
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  Speaker 1: The Mai.
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  Speaker 4: That's great stuff. Trying to think what I'm addicted.
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  Speaker 5: To cheese balls for ages. I haven't had nippies and
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  Speaker 5: ages either. I reckon, it's been twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: I've never had it my life. Cheese Oh what I have?
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  Speaker 2: Last night I had cheese balls, cheese and making shape
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  Speaker 2: said last night home.
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  Speaker 5: Friday night or Saturday night. We went to the neighbors
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  Speaker 5: for drinks and then when I got home, I'm still
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  Speaker 5: a bit picker, so I ate a bag.
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  Speaker 1: Of cheese balls. That's good stuff, fucking delicious.
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  Speaker 2: I want to knock it on the head, though, I do.
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  Speaker 2: What's that just eating ship? Well that's what I was like,
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  Speaker 2: got a little tree to be nice. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 2: just fat boys ship. I have to giving up the pist.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely delicious, but you don't want to turn into
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  Speaker 2: a pudgy fuck man.
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  Speaker 4: I am walking so much now, I'm getting fat airs feelers.
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  Speaker 4: I am so fit now saying you go to aqua
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  Speaker 4: jogging and you're really fit, you're not. I am everything now.
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  Speaker 1: It's good for walking, but that's over great walking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 5: But also what kind of fit should Jay speed? It's
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  Speaker 5: like he's gonna run. Oh yeah, yeah, Well this is
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  Speaker 5: the point, isn't it. But it's it's it's I mean
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  Speaker 5: fat and walking for tink. I mean it's better than nothing,
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  Speaker 5: that's sure, it's more.
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  Speaker 3: The only reason Jo, the only reason I want to
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  Speaker 3: be fed is to get full.
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  Speaker 1: Of That won't help, won't it.
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  Speaker 2: No, you have a long way to get that gun
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  Speaker 2: to get pumped that blood.
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  Speaker 3: Are speaking of our massive zets. I've got a real
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  Speaker 3: fucking bone to pick with Pugs today.
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  Speaker 5: To do with this your photo that he uploaded, did
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  Speaker 5: he ask you it's weird because you had no ears
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  Speaker 5: in that photo either, a little bit of one, disgraceful.
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  Speaker 4: Did he ask you I've got little monkeys? You even
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  Speaker 4: notice that about.
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  Speaker 3: Mecause he didn't ask my permission?
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  Speaker 5: Definitely get him in there.
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  Speaker 4: Did you have a zets on that photo?
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  Speaker 3: No, but I am stupid here deliberately and he and
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  Speaker 3: he put it on zero any and he just made
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  Speaker 3: it made me look even more horrendous than I normally do.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to comment. I thought you could comment
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  Speaker 2: with photos, but you can't. You can only comment with gifts.
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  Speaker 2: Gifts are a little moving image. Yes, and yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: I just took I just zoomed in on your honker.
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  Speaker 2: Tried to post it, but it wouldn't leave me. Probably
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  Speaker 2: a good photo, man.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: You must have done a bit of got a bit
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  Speaker 1: of traffic, did it well?
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  Speaker 4: I was hoping not, but yes, it looks like it is.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven week days.
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  Speaker 2: Anyone that hasn't sad it. You should talk about it
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. Make sure they go and look at it.
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  Speaker 5: Because we should get pugs in and be like, what's
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  Speaker 5: going on here? You gotta ask the mission before you
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  Speaker 5: post it HEADI.
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  Speaker 4: Because you were like your hot box thing.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, you were filthy about that when you created a
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: hot box. Coming into Breakfast rememory, you were just ripping
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: half in the car and you had a big night
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  Speaker 3: and it was like a hot box.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, I think pugs work well with