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Episode 32: High Holidaze! · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze income Juice podcast is rated AM from marijuana,
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  Speaker 1: no minors, mature audience just only.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, hello, Hello, we're here. We're doing a show now,
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  Speaker 2: all right, we're doing a show. This is a show
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  Speaker 2: you've ever seen one. It's it's, this is it and
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  Speaker 2: it's and it's a Christmas show. It is our Christmas special. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: first Christmas. Yes, we say Merry Christmas on this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We do.
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  Speaker 2: We also say Happy Holidays all all, all of them,
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  Speaker 2: all of them, we do them all. Happy Hanukah. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, yes, I think you just wrapped up so
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  Speaker 2: mazzeltop Honica's over now, Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: I think ore it ends tomorrow. One of those you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know more fake news on the Blaze and Confuse podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We support yet, Yes, thank you for supporting us.
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  Speaker 4: In case you can't tell, we have a study audience.
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  Speaker 4: I know they're being so fucking very loud.
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  Speaker 3: We see.
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  Speaker 2: All right, here's the thing, it's a Christmas episode. I thought, Man,
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  Speaker 2: let's not curse this episode, right, Let's keep each let's
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  Speaker 2: just be nice to each other the whole two rousing star.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're gonna have to have a separator.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna have to have a sound effect like every
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  Speaker 4: time one of us accidentally drops enough bum we play this,
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  Speaker 4: we'll keep track. I think you're gonna lose. You're gonna
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  Speaker 4: curse more than me. We'll keep it running tally all right, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: so you already have one, have one point? Great, I'm
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  Speaker 4: winning right, No, No, you're losing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god.
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  Speaker 2: Our first Christmas episode though, and we're surrounded with some
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  Speaker 2: great friends from our radio career, people that have supported
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  Speaker 2: us in a lot of ways, and people that have
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  Speaker 2: also influenced us. And and uh, you know, it's it's
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  Speaker 2: great that they're here hanging out, not even paying attention
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  Speaker 2: to us. They were supposed to be here to be
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  Speaker 2: the audience of our show. And look at them. They're
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  Speaker 2: talking about their ailments. Yes, may you just talk about
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  Speaker 2: his knee? And don't you think that what machine you
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  Speaker 2: can use at the gym? What machine is able to use?
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  Speaker 4: That's very much so a young person working in radio
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  Speaker 4: thing though, h yeah. Hearing about people's problems in regards
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  Speaker 4: to their health constantly.
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  Speaker 3: It seems to be a recurring theme.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm an example.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I think you know, I know, you definitely
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  Speaker 4: know I think any young person that works with a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people over.
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  Speaker 2: The age of fifty knows that they know that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but you're almost there, so thank you you are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody called me as a person being in their forties today.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, man, I really you are in
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  Speaker 2: my forties now. Now when you turn forty, are you
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  Speaker 2: in your forties then? Or is it like the forties
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  Speaker 2: are in the middle, like starting at forty one? But
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  Speaker 2: you just asked me when you turn forty, are you
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  Speaker 2: in your forties?
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  Speaker 3: Then?
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  Speaker 4: I think when you turn forty, you're in your forties.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's how that works.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I had something there. Do you say that works? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's the holidays. Give me all right? So Jesus, they're loud.
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  Speaker 2: They're very loud. I wish I had like an airhorn.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that, No, because you use that all night.
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  Speaker 2: I think, no, don't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, here's what I'm going to do. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We've been talking about you guys for about seven minutes now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: not even paying attention to the show that.
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  Speaker 3: They're supposed to be here for.
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  Speaker 2: All I've heard is like talk about ellipticals and knee
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  Speaker 2: pain and what the fuck.
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  Speaker 3: We're not supposed to curse. Oh that's another point for you.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a Christmas episode. We weren't going to curse.
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  Speaker 2: That was the whole thing.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: But I've already done too, So I'm either winning or
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  Speaker 2: I'm losing. So anyway, tonight we're joined by a couple
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  Speaker 2: of former guests. We have actually three guests, three former guests.
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  Speaker 2: Stephanie is in the crowd. Stephanie say hello, Todd Heft
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  Speaker 2: is back stash, Yeah, and a guy that works for
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  Speaker 2: a competing radio station, Rick.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we might have to have the dirty Sando appearance
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  Speaker 4: on this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It's Christmas. He might out swear me. That's okay.
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  Speaker 2: He's a guest, he's allowed to swear, right, Cool, cool cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Becker. By the way, our friends are here. That's
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  Speaker 2: my friend Joel.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, The Blazer Confused Podcast Christmas edition. But even though
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  Speaker 4: you're probably listening after Christmas, that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Happy, thanks for sticking with us Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: We know it has not been easy. Happy Holidays.
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  Speaker 3: You like to want to sink and sink? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sing boy band Christmas songs?
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  Speaker 4: Every Oh shit, I pressed the wrong but you blew
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  Speaker 4: it already, man, I said shit too.
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  Speaker 7: H point for me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh's all right though.
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  Speaker 8: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel The trivia
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  Speaker 8: podcast where truth, Fury and THHC glide. Let's spark your
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  Speaker 8: curiosity and light up some knowledge, they'll Blazed and Confused
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  Speaker 8: Podcasts with Becker and Joel starts now now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very excited to give you my Christmas gift. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I fell victim.
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  Speaker 4: I fell victim a few times to the TikTok shop
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  Speaker 4: this year with Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Presents because it makes it Maybe it's so easy.
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  Speaker 4: You're scrolling there, you see something, you think, Okay, this
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  Speaker 4: would be a good gift for somebody, click order. The
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  Speaker 4: next thing you know, you're spending a couple hundred bucks
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  Speaker 4: on the TikTok shop and stuff is coming directly from China. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but I have a great gift that came directly from China.
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  Speaker 3: That's for you. Oh you got me a Chinese gift.
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  Speaker 7: Cool.
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  Speaker 4: So now I really want to do my Chinese voice.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna not that kind of podcast. We're
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  Speaker 4: not that kind of podcast.
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  Speaker 2: If you're expecting that we're not doing it right, all right,
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  Speaker 2: this is a great gift. All right, it's a great gift,
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  Speaker 2: all right. I look forward to it. I was very
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  Speaker 2: excited to give you this. I have a couple of things,
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  Speaker 2: not very big things, but I'm gonna just give you
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  Speaker 2: a couple of things. You already know what that one
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  Speaker 2: is because I bought it with you. Okay, okay, all right,
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  Speaker 2: good open yours. All right, watch mikey.
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  Speaker 4: Open this gift that I think is great.
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  Speaker 2: Hold it up, dude, I've always wanted this. It's absolutely
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  Speaker 2: nothing he got me. It's nothing better than something, So he.
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  Speaker 7: Got me nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Oh I love it. Steff came over here
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  Speaker 3: and said, what is it? A cock rig here passing around?
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  Speaker 3: You'll see it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: On TikTok shop it was a few more dollars than nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I feel. Yes, you know. Well, come here. Read the
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  Speaker 3: back of it, Steph, come up to the mic and
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  Speaker 3: read the back of arm. How to use yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the directions.
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  Speaker 6: Prepare your mind and body for nothing to happen. Carefully
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  Speaker 6: extract nothing from the package. Enjoy the relief of feeling
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  Speaker 6: absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Could hold your balls.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez. Yeah. Describe the packaging. What's the packaging look like
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  Speaker 3: it's like it's nothing thirty four D. It's a film.
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  Speaker 2: It's like concave packaging, like there would be something behind it,
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  Speaker 2: but there's nothing there.
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  Speaker 4: It's nothing. A boob, it's nothing. Right, great gift, you
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  Speaker 4: did a good job. It's better than something. It's better
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  Speaker 4: than something. Yes, absolutely, anyway, open up yours.
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  Speaker 2: So we were at that hemp Har festival and I
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  Speaker 2: bought a couple of these for some people, and you
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  Speaker 2: got to pick your own color.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, so this is a all right. So I
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  Speaker 4: also bought you another weed related gift. God bless weed.
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  Speaker 4: It gives us, It gives us something for Christmas gifts. Agreed,
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much for my my gift, which is
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  Speaker 4: a joint and lighter holder. Yeah, so you can take
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  Speaker 4: it even though my other news resolutionists to smoke a
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  Speaker 4: lot less weed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, except on Sundays.
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  Speaker 4: Except on Sundays, I guess when we record the podcast, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know me.
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  Speaker 4: How many times have I told you you've known me
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  Speaker 4: for a long time now, yeah, how many times have
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  Speaker 4: I told you I'm going to start smoking less week?
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  Speaker 3: About four hundred and twenty times this past year? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really great, job. It's time though, I'm gonna buy.
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  Speaker 4: I saw on Amazon they have a lock box where
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  Speaker 4: it's a locker. It's like a lockbox with a timer
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  Speaker 4: and you know, lock all your weed up and you
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  Speaker 4: set the.
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  Speaker 3: Timer and it's clear and no.
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's supposed to like you know mind, oh
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  Speaker 2: it's you almost did it.
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  Speaker 3: I caught myself.
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  Speaker 4: It's supposed to trick your brain into quitting less weed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. If I can quit vapor, I can quit weed.
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  Speaker 3: All right. It's just so much fun, that's all. But
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  Speaker 3: it's ruining my brain. It's making me stupid. Oh you're
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  Speaker 3: very small. No no, no, I I no no.
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  Speaker 4: I need every last bit of my brain that I have,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm ruined it killing it all right here here here,
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  Speaker 4: He always does, I always sound like this, Yes, I
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  Speaker 4: always sound like this.
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  Speaker 2: I always telling him, like, you know, you could just
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  Speaker 2: calm down a little bit, and he's like, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is just how I talk. I'm like, all right, that's fine,
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  Speaker 3: I will let you alone. All right.
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  Speaker 4: I was out and about the other day and I
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  Speaker 4: saw this and I don't know what it's not this
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  Speaker 4: what's in the box. I just didn't wrap it, okay,
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  Speaker 4: you know, why because this is my hot take about Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Wrapping is overrated. Yeah, why wrap it? They're just gonna
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  Speaker 4: unwrap it and.
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  Speaker 2: Throw it away. Okay, I could have put it in
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  Speaker 2: people like the reveal. No, you hate being surprised. I
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  Speaker 2: guess you're still.
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  Speaker 3: See Thank God. Rix here it's not a still see anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Open my Christmas gift?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Unwrapped?
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's a box. It's about ye high. Oh man,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love so fucking God.
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  Speaker 3: That's worth it. Write the thing down. It was cool.
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  Speaker 3: You did it again.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: This is a tricerah tops bong.
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  Speaker 3: It's I don't think it's a bong though. I think
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  Speaker 3: it's a bowl.
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  Speaker 2: But look where you smoke out, where you smoke out
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  Speaker 2: one of its spikes.
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  Speaker 3: No, oh no, it's tail. It's tail. Where do you
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  Speaker 3: put your mouth and on the back part? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah again, God bless we because it gives us something
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  Speaker 4: to get other for Christmas. We related gifts. But what
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  Speaker 4: are you gonna do when I quit?
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  Speaker 3: Know each other?
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do when I quit? You're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna quit. So it's fine. We already went over this.
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  Speaker 2: Open your next gift.
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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Keep doubting me.
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  Speaker 4: You know me when when you know when people doubt me,
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  Speaker 4: they motivate me. Oh, cool socks, cheese it socks. I
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  Speaker 4: know you love cheese its and you like fun socks,
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  Speaker 4: So I got you some.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese it sucks.
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  Speaker 4: I love that, Thank you. I do love fun shocks me.
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  Speaker 9: I have a question, sure, when you stop smoking weed,
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  Speaker 9: will the podcast just be named and confused?
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  Speaker 2: It's a really good question, very good. I'll let him
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  Speaker 2: answer this, the guy who's not actually going to quit,
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  Speaker 2: Todd Heft. We will take that idea into consideration. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: because it's not a bad it's not a bad title
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  Speaker 2: for a podcast. We could lose the blaze and just
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  Speaker 2: keep the and confused. That'll be really confusing and confused
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  Speaker 2: the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like it. I like it too. I
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  Speaker 3: kind of like it. You have more gifts.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing he hates when I get sappy. I
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  Speaker 2: got something sappy in here for him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and you get to read it. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 3: Oh you need me to like read it on the thing. Yep. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's like a big card. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got you a couple of things you were good
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  Speaker 2: to me this year. Oh jeez, that's what you get
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  Speaker 2: to read. All right, listen to this, everybody, He's gonna
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  Speaker 2: hate this. Enjoy Joel. Should I get like the sappy
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  Speaker 2: like piano music? Cute up here? Come on, Joel.
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  Speaker 4: Packing up my headphones, grabbing random snacks and getting to
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  Speaker 4: hang out to do this ridiculous show with you. Every
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  Speaker 4: Sunday is one of the highlights of my week, even
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  Speaker 4: when you show up totally unprepared, which is most times,
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  Speaker 4: which is most times. Seriously, though, thank you. I look
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  Speaker 4: forward to all our episodes and on and off the mic.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's important that people know where they stand
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  Speaker 4: in my life. You're one of the great Merry Christmas homie.
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  Speaker 4: You're sappy friend Becker.
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  Speaker 3: Ps.
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  Speaker 4: It says thank you, thank you. It says uh ps.
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  Speaker 4: This better not end up at a yard sale. Pss
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  Speaker 4: A reminder to clean your toilet. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: Oh buddy, I love you, so here you go. Here
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  Speaker 4: is thank you. I didn't write a shappy note for you.
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  Speaker 4: It's okay, you know me, it's everybody. It's hard for
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  Speaker 4: me to get shappy. You're one of my favorite people,
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  Speaker 4: so thank you. Thanks for doing this well. You bought
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  Speaker 4: me like nine gifts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you earned it this year. Thank you've been
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  Speaker 3: good to me. So here so real quick. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: supposed to open this year.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, please open it. But I want you to
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  Speaker 2: know you just got something really cool. And this isn't
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  Speaker 2: as cool as what you just got, but be careful.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you love it because it's I think it's
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  Speaker 2: I actually got one made for me too.
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  Speaker 3: It's something. It's not nothing. Oh cool. Oh it's a
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  Speaker 3: light with our logo on it. Yep. And I figure
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  Speaker 3: you could put it in our little studio. Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: L'll get in, plug it in. Oh cool, So we
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  Speaker 2: have something in our little studio.
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  Speaker 3: Very cool. I love it, dude, Thank you so much. Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: It's very green. There's a lot of green. There's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of green.
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  Speaker 4: You can only do it with four colors. You look
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  Speaker 4: a little Indian.
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  Speaker 3: Now we got to edit that? Is that not allowed?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Tell me in our logo, doesn't
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  Speaker 3: Becker look a little.
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  Speaker 7: On the left?
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  Speaker 5: You're lost? They probably are too blazed and confused.
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  Speaker 3: Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I know that we're not cursing, and uh, you
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  Speaker 4: know we're trying to keep the show up and up
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  Speaker 4: and very Yeah, it's Christmas. It's Christmas. Yes, However, I
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: need to play this clip. You need to listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: This is live on the radio a few nights ago.
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  Speaker 4: Uh the Flyers play by play announcer, live on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I thought that when he went to commercial
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  Speaker 4: that Mike wasn't on it. Uh yeah, you know, a
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  Speaker 4: hot Lake situation any broadcasters worst nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, take a listen. Now they're going to take the
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  Speaker 3: TV time out. We'll take it as well.
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  Speaker 4: Seven gone in the thirties, three two Buffalo in the
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  Speaker 4: Philadelphia Flyers broadcast network.
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  Speaker 5: Pop it up, It up, it up them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, while you're down there, would you mind blowing me?
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, Tim, No, we're not, are we.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're not. We're not. Are we We're not? The
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  Speaker 3: first question? Is this open here? Yes? Yeah, first question?
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  Speaker 3: And who's the girl he was talking to or guy?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 3: What was he referring to down there?
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  Speaker 10: The first The first time I heard that, I went,
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  Speaker 10: he's got to be fired. And I can't believe he
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  Speaker 10: got to uh to two games suspension. That's just really
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  Speaker 10: surprises the hell out of me. He should have known
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  Speaker 10: he was live. And how stupid did you be? How
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  Speaker 10: fucking stupid Padavoy Stosh Adam, all right, I'm done, good,
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  Speaker 10: thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: What about Todd Half? Do you want to come over
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  Speaker 2: here and tell us a story about hot mic? You
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: know situation you might have been in my early days
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  Speaker 2: at zz O. I was following bear Man. I think
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  Speaker 2: this way back when he first started. I might have
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  Speaker 2: been a part timer, don't recall. But he left the
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  Speaker 2: microphone on right and it wasn't like to punk me
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  Speaker 2: or anything.
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  Speaker 9: It just was on. And I walk in there and like,
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  Speaker 9: I got my headphones on. It's like nothing is working
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  Speaker 9: the way I think because the microphone is still on right,
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  Speaker 9: but I don't know that. So and everything just starts to
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  Speaker 9: go on haywire. It's like getting feedback and I'm like
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  Speaker 9: fuck and he just comes in the door and just
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  Speaker 9: points at me and smiles. I'm like, oh, no, what
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  Speaker 9: did I do? I'm fired? But it wasn't fired, so
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  Speaker 9: it was cool, all worked out. What year was that,
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  Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember.
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: So Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joe.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Well, it's a very special Christmas themed episode. We're not
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: doing trivia today, but we are going to talk about
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: the best Christmas present ever, which is Rick. What was
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: the best Christmas gift ever?
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  Speaker 3: In my childhood?
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  Speaker 1: I had Roger Ramjet if you remember that. It was
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: like a little radar screen. It was a plastic front.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: You could just have a little steering wheel, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I used to get like a big carton, like a
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: cardboard refrigerator car whatever, and cut it out to be
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: the ship. And then I hit my little radar and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I had a little steering wheel.
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  Speaker 3: Nice. That was it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Along with that came other things similar, but that Roger
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  Speaker 1: Ramjet was always the best.
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  Speaker 3: And what year would that have been? Nineteen sixty two?
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, there you go, sixty two Roger m It was
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: like a popular toy.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Since then though, and now it's
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: like what I get? I collect matchbox cars? You know
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I still do?
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Do you?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: And so somebody goes to the effort. My wife has
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: done this finding a rare piece, like really something you
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: have to go to a show for to find, you know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: special match box I love that. And then it's like
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you open it. It's like, oh
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: my god, this is great.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I just donated to Toys for Toks this
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: week and I went and bought gifts.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Toys are expensive now, are they? They're very expensive now.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I spent like eighty six dollars on a couple of toys,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: all for the kids. I'm not bitching about it because
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: you know it's you know, toys for tots, all for.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: A good thing. However, I did buy.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I bought matchbox cars and it was good to see
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: that match boxes are still a thing now.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: There's still a lot of them. Where are they now,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: those matchbox cars?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Why are they already? Here are
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: the children?
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I gave me the kids toys for tok.
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  Speaker 10: So.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite Christmas memories with us, when Steph
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: sat on my lap, I was Santa Claus and it
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: was like remember that stuff, except you hearing this when
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: you sat on my lap and I had I had
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: a say that on the air and then Santa Claus
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I said, Santa's got a big package for you right here, and.
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  Speaker 7: That was that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, right, Thank everybody that was bad.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: We grew up with bad SOA didn't yah absolutely every
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Christmas bad Son, Yeah, it was always a risk putting
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: him in a studio back then doing that character.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Stephanie, you want to come up and tell us
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: about your favorite Christmas gift you've ever gotten, whether it
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: was a recent or when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 6: So, my favorite Christmas gift was probably when I was
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: about twelve years old. My mom got me or Santa
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: got me the double platinum Leonard Skynyrd album. It was
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: expensive back then. You know, there was five of us
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: kids ship. And uh, she also got me a pair
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: of pot leaf earrings, So I mean like she knew
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: that every back we back then.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Was cool.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Now do you remember this when we did the gift
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: exchange at work and Todd got the popcorn or I
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: got the popcorn maker, Todd took it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: From me and we wrestled. Yeah, we wrestled on the
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: ground for that.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: I'm wanted that fucking popcorn maker back right, give.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Her a point so he lives.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: He lived behind me at the time. I said, I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: gonna steal that fucking popcorn maker and I'm going to
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: drop a trail of popcorn to my.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: That's funny. That was a good fun time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: My Uh, my best memory of Steph at a Christmas
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: party is when we started working for the not Fun people,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: and they threw a not fun Christmas party in the
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: conference room and it was so not fun that we
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: did a not fun gift exchange. You got a pen
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: that looked like a hot dog, Like it was in
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: the shape of a hot dog, and you unwrapped this
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: all right, So I'm gonna curse because it was Stephanie,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: you know, so I'm allowed to. So you go to
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: unwrap this and you said, the fuck is this dildo?
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: And the look on all.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Those corporate faces, Yeah, it looks like mine. Perfect?
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: What about more of the best Christmas gifts? Todd? You got?
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: The best Christmas gift I got was from my college
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: girl friend, what I got under the tree. The second
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: best gift was the Bell and Howl cassette tape recorder
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: got from my mom. This was I was a little kid,
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: and it started everything for me. I mean I just
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: started recording the radio. Yeah, all day long.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: I remember that it was like this big it was white,
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: you know, and had you pressed down record button and
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: then turned this big, fat, cranky thing on it. Yeah,
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: and I just recorded radio all day long and that
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: was the start of this.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I used to do the same thing. You're saying,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: do the same thing. Yeah, crazy, look at us, Yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: look at us now peeks Yeah yeah, the best kind though.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you? What's your favorite Christmas gift? Honestly,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: it's gonna sound stupid. My end sixty four. I was
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: so excited as a kid, because I would have been
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: twelve years old. Nintendo sixty four was a huge thing.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: It was the graphics were a different level, and I
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: was so excited about it. Right, So for Christmas, I
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: had asked for an N sixty four and I wanted
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: the Mario Kart game. And I got the N sixty
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: four for Christmas, and I remember just being I just
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: lit up like crazy when I did not get the game,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and I was really sad about it, but I was
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: excited about the N sixty four. But what happened was
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: they planned it. My aunt gave it to me later
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: in the day our last stop of our family stops
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: for the day, and she got me the game. And
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: ever since it's my favorite game. I've won several tournaments
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: playing that game. Mario Card sixty four. Yeah, it's just
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: it's one of my favorite things to play and one
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: of my favorite memories.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: He's won tournaments.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I won a couple of tournaments, the local things, I
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: want them.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: What about you?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Well, the legend goes that when I was in what
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: the third grade, my mother sent my father out to
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: buy a hes truck and he came back with the guitar,
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: the guitar which I actually just had refurbished.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: It's the guitar all the way on the top. What
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: kind of guitar is it? It's a first act stratocaster ripoff.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: He came back with an electric Yeah, a fake strap,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: but yeah, still you didn't great that I was.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I was tickled pig deserving of a spot on your
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: walls for the longest time.
• 22:53
  Speaker 11: Lucy stop it. It's okay, Lucy. She's saying, ho ho,
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: she wants to be down here with us. No, we
• 23:01
  Speaker 11: loved all.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: The funny thing is earlier, earlier. Steph gets here first
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: before anybody else. Lucy starts barker, and Steph says, go ahead,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: fucking bite me. I'll bite you back.
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: So you want me to read this? What are we doing?
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: So?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: What we're doing is a stoner version of twas the
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: night before Christmas, and here we go.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Even though people are going to be listening to this
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: on the night after Christmas, Well it comes out Christmas Day.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Twas seven and a half days after Christmas, and all
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: through the house.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: All right, you're ready for the real one?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Sure twas the night before Christmas, all baked in Joel's pad.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Not a creature was stirring. We were way too far
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: gone for that. It doesn't even wrong. I know, right,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: this is awful.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Stockings hung, crooked snacks, led crooked stockings, hung crooked snacks,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: piled up high. Becker tried to help once, then forgot why.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: We sprawled on the couches, brains on delay, dreaming of
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: tacos and loading another Jay.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: When out on the porch came a sketchy ass sound.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Is that the cops? Nah? Chill, look around? The moon
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: hit the lawn in a magical glow. Or maybe it
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: was the gummies. I honestly don't know.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: When what to our red heavy eyelids appeared, but a
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: jolly old Sanna with a nug in his beard.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Ho ho ho, he laughed. Relax, you're all right. I
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: just follow the scents on my rounds every night, he.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Stuffed up the stockings with papers in green grinders and
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: edibles holiday dreams.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Then he winked and he laughed as he rose out
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: of sight.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas to all, and your weed is all right.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Wow we got through it. Oh my god.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, with the help of Lucy. Yes, thank you, ah,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: We did it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: A very special Christmas edition of The Blazing Confused Podcast.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: By the way, you lost the cursing thing. Oh yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: let's do this score really quick. I don't know you lost.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Oh I lost score. Merry Christmas, everybody. Thank you for listening.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Thanks to our audience. Thank you very much for being here.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Episode I think it's thirty two. Merry Christmas from the
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Blaze and Confused Podcast.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I'm Becker. That's Joel. Bye bye. Merry Christmas.
• 25:30
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