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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Joy Taylor, Cowherd "clowns" Eagles, Aren't the Steelers Worse?, Jason Taylor's Biggest Fan Game · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yo, yo yo, coming to Live
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  Speaker 1: from Philly. It's the Folly and Tony Fosco Showy Foolsco.
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  Speaker 1: Here with Tony Foolsco and Tony. We made headlines as
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  Speaker 1: usual this week because we were the ones who exposed
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  Speaker 1: the media cover up behind Tom Brady's seventh Super Bowl win.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, people, if you want to hear it,
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  Speaker 1: go back and listen, because you know, when we win
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  Speaker 1: the Nobel Prize for Investigative Journalism, you're gonna want to
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  Speaker 1: hear it anyway. Anyway, trust me on that. And you
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  Speaker 1: can also hear us all out destroy our last guest,
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Field, who should be in the unemployment field. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: worst Ryan ever after Ryan Gosling and every other Ryan ever.
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  Speaker 1: Well said Tony. Anyway, we got big stuff to get
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  Speaker 1: to this week. The city of Philadelphia under attack by
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  Speaker 1: a certain sports radio host, Colin Cowherd, and you know
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring on a guest to discuss this disgrace
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  Speaker 1: to our city. His co host on the show Joey Taylor, who,
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  Speaker 1: in addition to being you know, a no name in
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  Speaker 1: the sports media biziness, is also the sister of NFL
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Famer Jason Taylor. As we all know, Hailes
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  Speaker 1: from the Great State Story closely followed his high school
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  Speaker 1: football career, didn't you, Tony. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
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  Speaker 1: if I knew more about Jason Taylor than his own sister. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna put that to the test today. But first,
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  Speaker 1: back to the main subject of our show, Count Thurn.
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  Speaker 1: We happen to know two guys who used to work
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  Speaker 1: at his show, and they shall remain nameless, but let's
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  Speaker 1: just say that trusted sources. And you know what we
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  Speaker 1: heard is, you know, people think that a cout dirty
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  Speaker 1: comes up with all that stuff off the top of
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  Speaker 1: his head. No, no, from what we heard, Get this, people,
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  Speaker 1: he gets in at six am every morning and sits
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  Speaker 1: there and preps for two hours, sometimes two and a
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  Speaker 1: half hours. I mean, if you have to spend that
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  Speaker 1: much time thinking about what you have to say, you're
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  Speaker 1: in the wrong business. Yeah. If he wants to do
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  Speaker 1: two hours of prep, he should be a baker or something.
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  Speaker 1: We come into our studio, no prep, sit down into
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  Speaker 1: the microphone and give it to you straight off the cup, right, Paulie.
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  Speaker 1: You know in two hours we could record ten eleven shows. Easy, right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what a waste of time with that coward there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, his producers must be sitting there thinking he'll
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  Speaker 1: hurry up already. Come on, we gotta show to do.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone on the subject of hurry up already. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: get right in to our first segment, our top story.
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  Speaker 1: Sure alright, the big story of the week, obviously Eagles quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Former Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz traded to the Indianapolis Colts
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  Speaker 1: for two toothpicks and you know, some loose change that
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  Speaker 1: somebody fund in a couch. Anyway, even before this whole
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  Speaker 1: trade went down and was made official, Colin Coward was
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  Speaker 1: just bagging on the city being so disrespectful to the
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  Speaker 1: city of Philadelphia, and I think he took it too far,
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  Speaker 1: didn't eat Tony too far. Then he said that he
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  Speaker 1: belonged in the NFL clown Club because of how they
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  Speaker 1: handled Cosson Wentz. Uh here, just listen to what this
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  Speaker 1: jerk had to say on his show. The Philadelphia Eagles
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  Speaker 1: are officially congratulations in the NFL clown Club with Washington,
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  Speaker 1: the Jets, the Lions, the Jags, the Bengals, the Browns,
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  Speaker 1: and the Houston Texans. What Mr Coltart here is forgetting
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  Speaker 1: is that we got rid of Cosson Wentz before. You know,
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  Speaker 1: during the season the Eagles offensive line. They allowed him
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  Speaker 1: to get injured so we could get rid of him
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  Speaker 1: and go to Nick Foles, which improved the team greatly.
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  Speaker 1: And that, you know, is the sign of a healthy
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  Speaker 1: functioning organization. Know when it's time to get rid of
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  Speaker 1: the most important person. And you know so, so Mr
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  Speaker 1: Coltered can understand this, We're going to speak in a
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  Speaker 1: language that he can understand, right, don'ty Yeah. Coltered loves
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  Speaker 1: to use analogies, so we came up with a little
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  Speaker 1: segment called an analogy. Okay, first analogy that shows that
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  Speaker 1: it's good to get rid of the most important person
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  Speaker 1: comes to us from the world of government, isn't that right, don'ty? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Look at presidential elections. We get rid of presidents every
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  Speaker 1: four years. Corson Wentz played five years. He had stayed
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  Speaker 1: one year too long, and that was the problem, exactmund
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  Speaker 1: And you know another example from the world of music.
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  Speaker 1: You know, remember that the band Journey. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people got sick, they got sick of hearing Tyler Perry.
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  Speaker 1: They said, we need something fresh, so they went out
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  Speaker 1: and found exactly who you would expect, a young Filipino
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  Speaker 1: from YouTube. Terrific move. And now whenever I hear that
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  Speaker 1: song Someday Love Will Find You, I think of the
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  Speaker 1: great arnel Pinado. What a voice and what a legacy,
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  Speaker 1: so true. And one final analogy here from the business world.
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  Speaker 1: You know Apple, right, we all know Apple. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: know when Steve Jobs died, you know, may God rest
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  Speaker 1: his soul. I mean, I hate to say this, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: but the company got so much better after he was gone.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all you have to do is look at
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  Speaker 1: my new iPhone four team so much better than the
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  Speaker 1: iPhone one, iPhone two, and you know, I think Jobs
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  Speaker 1: died around what was it, you know, iPhone five? And unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: you know that just doesn't hold up anymore, does it, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Back then on those old phones you had to use
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  Speaker 1: a hold to unlock it, and now on the new ones,
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  Speaker 1: the phone just looks at your face and says, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I know you'll you're in Jobs didn't think of that
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  Speaker 1: huge whiff by Mr Jobs there, So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Cow Third, we just did your brand of sports talk
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  Speaker 1: better better than you and frankly, I can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: find out what our guests thinks of our segment there.
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  Speaker 1: So here, she's coming on the line right now, So
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  Speaker 1: let's bring her on the full SCOO satellite network. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you know. She's a big name in the
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  Speaker 1: world of sports media. Co host of The Herd with
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  Speaker 1: Colin Coward, also hosts her own podcast Maybe I'm Crazy,
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  Speaker 1: and you know you also hear a lot on Fox
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  Speaker 1: Sports Radio. I gotta say, impressive resume there, Yeah, very good.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Joey Taylor. Hey guys, thank you
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  Speaker 1: for having me. Well, you know, we had to have
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  Speaker 1: you on today because, as you probably heard, at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of the show, we played the clip, the terrible
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  Speaker 1: clip of your co host their Cowhood calling the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: a clown organization. Now, what we want to know is
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  Speaker 1: you were sitting right there. Why didn't you cut him
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  Speaker 1: off and tell them he sounds like a fool? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I agree with him. It's it's pretty obvious
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  Speaker 1: that the Eagles are pretty dysfunctional. At this point. You
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  Speaker 1: have to be a little delirious. Not is delirious You're
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  Speaker 1: coming on this show and saying that you're delirious. Yeah, look,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles got rid of the problem Corson Wentz and
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  Speaker 1: Doug Peterson. Don't you think that? Don't you think that
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  Speaker 1: means that they're actually a functioning organization. Well, Doug Peterson
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  Speaker 1: won a Super Bowl just a few years ago. You
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  Speaker 1: guys shouldn't remember because it's the only super Bowl you've
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  Speaker 1: ever won in your organization's history. And now Howie Roseman
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  Speaker 1: is talking about, uh drafting another quarter of act with
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  Speaker 1: the sixth overall pick. And I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: saw your new head coaches opening press conference. Brilliant what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? I thought he was brilliant, well spoken,
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  Speaker 1: and why you know, I like what he said about
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  Speaker 1: less thinking. That's the way you become smart. He said,
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  Speaker 1: we have to do more meat and compete. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's the basis of football. Seems like it went over
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  Speaker 1: your head. What's your problem with it? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: think it just it was really not a good look
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  Speaker 1: for an opening press conference from somebody who not only
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  Speaker 1: is gonna have to speak to the media several times
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  Speaker 1: a week, but also has to command a locker room
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  Speaker 1: of men. And Uh, I just I really was underwhelmed
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  Speaker 1: to say the least with that press conference. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't know what you guys are talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not I'm not bashing the Eagles. I
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  Speaker 1: think you guys were on a nice run. But I
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  Speaker 1: think you know it just it all fell apart. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this interview has fallen apart already. Let's let's let says
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  Speaker 1: disclose what's going on you because we got a former
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  Speaker 1: audience and full disclosure. You're from Pittsburgh, right, You're a
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  Speaker 1: Steelers fans, so you know that's why you hate the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, just admit it. Well, I mean, there's not
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  Speaker 1: much to hate. We have six Lombardis and you know,
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  Speaker 1: you guys just learned how to win super Bowls, so
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  Speaker 1: you know there's nothing. Hold on just a moment before
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  Speaker 1: you get carried away that we want a super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: in teen? What year was it when you last won
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  Speaker 1: a Super Bowl? I can't even remember. Yeah, my memory
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even go that far back. Look, we we we've
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  Speaker 1: got six, all right, We're tied the New England Patriots
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  Speaker 1: we are, which which you know everyone always wants talk
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  Speaker 1: about the New England Patriots. Like the Steelers didn't have
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  Speaker 1: the most Sombarties for the longest time. But yeah, I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: we do things differently in Pittsburgh. Yeah, yeah, you hold see,
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  Speaker 1: at least we had the wisdom to get rid of costs.
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  Speaker 1: And when's the problem? You keep holding on the Ben
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  Speaker 1: row Offlusburger. Don't you think it's time? He thinks, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he needs to go. He's like an infection in the
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  Speaker 1: human body and you need to you know, getting the
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  Speaker 1: medicine and get rid of and flush him out. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I can describe Ben Roethlisberger as an infection.
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  Speaker 1: That seems a little dramatic, but he's Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's time to hang him up. You know, he's not
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  Speaker 1: really a he's not really a workout guy. He's not
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  Speaker 1: really He's kind of the opposite of Tom Brady in
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  Speaker 1: in that sense. He's definitely eating the regular ice cream
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  Speaker 1: when Tom Brady is having the avocado ice cream. So
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  Speaker 1: I do think it's time for Ben Ben hanging up,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll probably run it back with him one more year.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's see, that's why you're not a functioning organization. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why the Steelers should be in the clown call,
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  Speaker 1: not the Eagles. Because the Eagles are very functional. I
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  Speaker 1: don't listen. I'm sure you guys have great sources within
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles organization. We all have our sources. We all
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  Speaker 1: have our sources. I haven't heard great things about how
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  Speaker 1: things are being run over there. Seems like there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot of you know, chefs in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen. And I honestly think that the Eagles are
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  Speaker 1: going to be the worst in the NFC East next year.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you call yourself joy. I don't hear joy
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  Speaker 1: losing your joy. You gotta be more optimistic. What did
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  Speaker 1: you guys watch um the NFL last year? That's what
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  Speaker 1: we do every game? Okay, So what I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a realist. Okay, So I would love to be more
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  Speaker 1: optimists about the Eagles. I actually like I like the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that two seventeen championship was really fun. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it was a lot of meek Mill dreams and nightmares.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was a good time. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: took down the mighty Patriots. I enjoyed it. But I
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  Speaker 1: think that you guys have really like fallen apart. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a very it's been a very dramatic fall from Grace.
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  Speaker 1: Since then, I'd say the same about out to hurt.
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  Speaker 1: You know, around I noticed the show just started to
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  Speaker 1: go downhill from They're not sure what was going on
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  Speaker 1: behind the scenes. Maybe you had some people leave, who knows,
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  Speaker 1: but I noticed that. Anyway, this is a randopt so
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  Speaker 1: source is close to us, and there were a couple
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  Speaker 1: of key departures. You know. That's that's what we heard.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just segue out of it to another subject. Your brother,
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  Speaker 1: Dolphins legend and of course Pennsylvania high school football legend,
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  Speaker 1: Jason Taylor. Yeah, we've heard you talk about him before,
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  Speaker 1: and it sounds like you have some very deep affection
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  Speaker 1: for him, don't you. Yes, I love my brother. Okay, well, great,
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  Speaker 1: because we're gonna put that to the test on today's
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  Speaker 1: show because you know, Tony happens to be a very
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  Speaker 1: big fan of your brother, So we're gonna see a
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  Speaker 1: huge the real fan you are, Tony. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: the new game. Who's the bigger Jason Taylor fan? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go take a new down. Joy all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you questions about the legendary career of Mr
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  Speaker 1: Jason Taylor. I'm gonna give a question to Tony. Then
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  Speaker 1: a question that you Joy, and the first one to
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  Speaker 1: get three right wins the game and gets the title
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  Speaker 1: of being the number one Jason Taylor fan. Alright, let's play.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it now here we go. Now all these
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  Speaker 1: questions are randomly selected. Okay, So first question to you, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: We all know Jason Taylor played for the Dolphins, but
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  Speaker 1: many people forget he played for other teams. Name one
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  Speaker 1: of them. I'll better, Joy better, you know Washington, And
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was it was like popcorn. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: all right, I know that's we got time, but I
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  Speaker 1: guessed it right. Anyway, I get those points, alright, Please
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  Speaker 1: please write your turn. You know you interrupt us. Do
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  Speaker 1: that on the herd next time, and interrupt Colin. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now this one's for you, okay. First of all, one
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  Speaker 1: point for Tony, one point for Tony here, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Joy. In the two thousand six season, Jason
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  Speaker 1: Taylor one NFL Defensive Player of the Year. How many
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  Speaker 1: combo tackles did he record in that season? Oh? Come on, um,
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  Speaker 1: what you're his sister, You should not question combo tackles.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Well, you know you're you're clearly, very gung
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  Speaker 1: ho on your optimistic All of a sudden, Tony, just
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  Speaker 1: out of curiosity, this won't count toward your point total.
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  Speaker 1: But you know the answer here, of course I know
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  Speaker 1: the answer. It's sixty two. It is correct, sixty two
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  Speaker 1: combo tackles. Well done, Joy. I appreciate you being so
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  Speaker 1: gung ho for your brother there, but you want fortunate
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that that leads me to my next question.
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  Speaker 1: Good segue there, All right, Tony, this is for you
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  Speaker 1: and not Joyce. So Joy hold on right. In the
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  Speaker 1: year seventeen, as Joy just mentioned, Jason Taylor was inducted
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  Speaker 1: into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Tony in what
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  Speaker 1: city is the Pro Football Hall of Fame? Joy? Again,
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  Speaker 1: please no interruptions. Not a lot of people know this,
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  Speaker 1: but the answer is can't the OHI you go? Two
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  Speaker 1: points for Tony. Well done, very good. Okay, Joy, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: You got a fair chance here you go back to you.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: We all remember Week six of the two thousand three
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  Speaker 1: NFL season, a clash between the Dolphins and Patriots. How
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  Speaker 1: many assisted tackles did Jason Taylor record in that game? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yuh you really even not even close, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you wanted just take a stab out of this one.
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  Speaker 1: It won't count. Tell you the point total, I'll never forget.
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  Speaker 1: The answer is zero. Was a terrible game they lost.
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  Speaker 1: I was so heartbroken for one of my favorite players,
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  Speaker 1: Jason Tail. That was a rough one we all remember.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Joy is the only one who doesn't. But
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. Joy. We'll give you a chance to get
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  Speaker 1: back in this game. Right now. I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: a two point question. Okay, all right, but if you
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  Speaker 1: miss it, the game goes to Tony, all right. In
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  Speaker 1: his very first game, Jason Taylor recorded a sack on
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  Speaker 1: Colts quarterback Jim Harbaugh. Not tell me what was the
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  Speaker 1: game time temperature that day? And also what was the
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  Speaker 1: wind speed? The game time temperature was. Uh, it was
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  Speaker 1: a home game in Miami. I will tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, think September, Miami. The game time temperature
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  Speaker 1: was a seven and the wind speed was five. Un
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  Speaker 1: noble effort, Tony, you know, just out of curiosity again,
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  Speaker 1: you know this one? Of course? How can I forget?
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  Speaker 1: It was a bomby eighty one degrees and a brisk
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  Speaker 1: seven mile power wind right on the nose which means Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you win the game, and that is that you are
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  Speaker 1: the bigger Jason Taylor number one Taylor and Joy. You
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  Speaker 1: know you lost the game, and because you lost, you
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  Speaker 1: know what we need you to do right now is
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  Speaker 1: we need you to tell Tony that you know he's
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  Speaker 1: a bigger Jason Taylor fan than you are, and you
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  Speaker 1: know why you're at it. I think you should just
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and publicly apologize to your brother, So please,
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  Speaker 1: the floor is yours. I'm not I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: apologize for my brother. Un Tony. Uh, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: you probably had the Google machine up during during the cheating, cheating,
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  Speaker 1: being a terrible guest because less joy you're at You're
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  Speaker 1: for shore. Get tailor made for this show. Your tailor
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  Speaker 1: made for an exit goodbye, like the Eagles are gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the worst Division's phone kay, learn how to hang
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  Speaker 1: up the phone. And you know, I gotta say I
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: feel sorry for Caulter that he's got to listen to
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  Speaker 1: you know that all day. Joy to the world more
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: like suffering to the world. You're well said, Tony, But
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: you know, let's not let it get to us because
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  Speaker 1: weekend on United. And halfway through the flight, Abylonia says, hey, Tony,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: let's join the mile high club. So we got to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom and after two minutes there was a huge bank.
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  Speaker 1: Then Abylonia turns to me and says, Tony, that was
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: unusually fast. And I said to her, that wasn't me silly,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: that was the engine exploding. And then Abylonia said, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: what do we do now? And I said, don't worry
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: about it. The plane isn't the only thing going down.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: If you catch my drift. And then two minutes later
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: there was a second explosion, but let's just say that
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  Speaker 1: one didn't make the news. What a romantic story and
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: a true testament to the quality of service you get
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  Speaker 1: at United. When you fly United Airlines, your plane is
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• 20:55
  Speaker 1: All right, but that wraps up by advertisement, and that
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: wraps up by show. So you know we're gonna say,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: oh no, it's a producer J. Everybody definitely not a
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: joint to anyone. Some corrections, guys. Yea earlier you mentioned
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: an iPhone fourteen. There's no iPhone fourteen. The latest edition
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: is the iPhone twelve pro. Well, uh, you're not a pro.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: And also I'm going to iPhone you and tell you
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: that you're fired. Hey, Siri, remind me to fire producer J. Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: let's just move on here, all right, so no more.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Also at the top of the show, Yeah, you mentioned
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a Nobel Prize for investigative journalism. Uh, there's no such thing.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I think you might have been thinking of the Pulitzer Prize. Well,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: now I'm thinking of kicking your ass. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: pull it's you off the show. Yeah, yeah, no more interruptions,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: more interruptions. All right, let's just finally you said the
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: lead singer of Journey was Tyler Perry. Uh, Tyler Perry
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: is the guy who plays media the lead singer of
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Journey with Steve Perry. Well, uh, you're gonna take a
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: journey to the unemployment line. Yeah. Don't stop believing that
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: we won't fire your ass. Yeah, you know, people, we've
• 22:24
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• 22:30
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• 22:35
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• 22:41
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