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Q Morning Show #806 - 10-09-26 · Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: 93Q, Houston's country leader. Good morning. We're Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
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  Speaker 1: We'd set three beers cheers this morning. It's a cheers
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  Speaker 1: to your weekend. By the way, can somebody pull up
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  Speaker 1: our Facebook page? I threw it up on our Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Cheersing to your weekend. What do you have happening this
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  Speaker 1: weekend that's worthy of a cheers that you can't drink
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  Speaker 1: a beer for right now? We'll do it for you
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  Speaker 1: this morning.
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  Speaker 2: I need, I need.
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  Speaker 2: We need to talk about the size of the beer
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  Speaker 2: that Mason.
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  Speaker 1: Brought in today.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're all sharing one big beer, guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's a growler.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you find that?
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  Speaker 1: It's a growler of beer, I think is what you'd
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  Speaker 1: call that, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not quite a can. It's not quite a growler.
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  Speaker 2: It's a crowler.
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  Speaker 1: It's a crowler.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you call it, a crowler?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's right there on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it does say it on that. It looks like
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  Speaker 2: a joke. It looks like something you would get from
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  Speaker 2: Spencer's Gifts when you open it up and a stuffed
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  Speaker 2: animal pops out.
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  Speaker 5: This looks like a standard Australian beer. This looks like
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  Speaker 5: a Foster's.
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  Speaker 4: A morning beer.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't drink beer in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Mason, was this canned locally? You had somebody can this?
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  Speaker 1: Because I had a friend with a brewery in Milwaukee
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  Speaker 1: that has a cannery. He will can these big crawlers
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  Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, they'll do it on the spot. You
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  Speaker 1: just pick what you want.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so Baylison Brewing Company. It's over off of Bissonette
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  Speaker 5: near Rice University. It's like five minutes from my house.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, so instead of like to-go six-packs.
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  Speaker 1: That is heavy.
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  Speaker 4: You get a crawler. You get one.
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  Speaker 1: Slam that on the table one more time.
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  Speaker 7: Dang.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you could knock somebody. You could kill somebody
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  Speaker 2: actually with that.
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  Speaker 1: You could.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, this is actually one of the best things to
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  Speaker 4: cheer for. Jennifer says that she has absolutely nothing going
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  Speaker 4: on for the first time in three weeks, and she
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  Speaker 4: feels so great about it.
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer, that's worthy of a cheers.
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  Speaker 4: I would love to have nothing going on.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it great when you're an adult?
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  Speaker 2: She's living the dream.
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  Speaker 1: When you're an adult and you say you have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do. It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: When someone cancels plans on me, I'm like, I am
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  Speaker 2: so thankful and grateful.
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  Speaker 4: For you right now. I want to kiss you right
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  Speaker 4: on the mouth for canceling our plans.
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  Speaker 1: I've never done drugs, but I would imagine that's what
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  Speaker 1: doing drugs feels like is canceling plans.
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  Speaker 2: The feeling of canceled plans.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, I'm so sorry. Please don't be.
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  Speaker 3: Give it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's cheers to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cheers to that. We'll cheers to you not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: What was her name again, Erica?
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  Speaker 8: Jennifer.
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer. Shout out, Jennifer. We're going to cheers to you.
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  Speaker 1: Are we going to open that giant beer?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also, Mary's attending her baby shower for her first granddaughter.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty special.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers to that as well. Erica, we have your soda
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  Speaker 1: over here as well. Are you ready to try? I've
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  Speaker 1: got a 12 variety pack that we purchased for you
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  Speaker 1: that arrived from Amazon the other day. We all decided
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  Speaker 1: on this, Caitlin, Mason, and myself, that you would have
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  Speaker 1: a variety pack of 12. delicious sodas this time around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no more games.
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  Speaker 1: No more games.
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  Speaker 4: So you guys aren't trying these then?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, these are all really good. Like this one,
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  Speaker 1: what is this one called, Mason?
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  Speaker 5: This is Goody Green Apple Soda. It even says it's
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  Speaker 5: good right there on, it says.
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  Speaker 4: Golly it's good. Golly it's good, let me see.
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  Speaker 5: The bottle wouldn't lie.
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  Speaker 1: Surely it wouldn't. That's such a cute bottle too. It does,
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  Speaker 1: there's a little 1950s boy on the top, on the bottle.
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  Speaker 1: You got to crack it open with an actual literal
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  Speaker 1: bottle opener because it's like a 1950s soda.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to drink this for Rob, who's turning 57
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  Speaker 4: this weekend. Rob is turning 57.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he said. Shout out, Rob. Cheers to you.
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  Speaker 1: You can also call, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: A different Rob, not our Rob.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, a different Rob?
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  Speaker 2: Different Rob.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I could hear in your tone that you thought it
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  Speaker 2: was Rob Rob.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's Rob Hagan.
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  Speaker 8: Hagan?
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  Speaker 5: 713-370-0929.
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  Speaker 4: You can also call if you'd like.
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  Speaker 1: We can cheers to you live on the radio because
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  Speaker 1: we haven't officially cheers yet.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Taylor Castleberry, her middle child and only son, is
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  Speaker 2: turning three on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. A three-year-old birthday party can be a fantastic time,
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  Speaker 1: by the way.
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  Speaker 2: It's for the parents.
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  Speaker 1: It's totally for the parents.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, the cotton candy. What are you drinking over there?
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  Speaker 2: My coffee. I'm trying to get some Tylenol down.
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  Speaker 4: You just downed that Tylenol with black coffee?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I have some cream and sugar in there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But it didn't burn my mouth. I should have waited
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  Speaker 2: for the apple soda.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, this actually smells good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, green apple soda. Give it a little swig. How
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  Speaker 1: does it taste?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? Yeah. Wow, that's nice. Yeah, it's like refreshing.
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  Speaker 5: Golly, it's good.
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  Speaker 4: Golly, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: See, the bottle doesn't lie. You're right, Mason.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so cheers to the weekend. Cheers to all y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Cheers.
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  Speaker 4: We're not gagging this time. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: What about our beer?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There were very few cups out there. Yeah, we're short
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  Speaker 1: on cups.
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  Speaker 2: We're not all just taking pools out of the beer keg.
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  Speaker 4: Is that why half of them are here? I have
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  Speaker 4: a coffee cup. You guys have styrofoam cups.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that is jolly good. I like that green apple soda.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, is this their own writing on here?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was canned yesterday. I went.
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  Speaker 4: I was sampling. You got to use the same cup
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  Speaker 4: you just drank the green apple.
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  Speaker 1: Out of for beer? Yeah, which may or may not
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  Speaker 1: affect the taste of the beer.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see if it is or not, Erica.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I've never tried mixing them. It's a Hefeweizen?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, fantastic. It's going to go good with the Jolly
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  Speaker 1: Green Soda.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like pee.
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  Speaker 4: Why am I dripping?
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  Speaker 1: Can't pour from a can.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's going to smell like beer in here, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Look at the size of this thing.
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  Speaker 1: This could be unhinged.
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  Speaker 6: That is girthy.
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  Speaker 9: 713-370-0929.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers, by the way. First sip. Cheers to you, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers to you, Mason. Cheers to you guys. Erica, cheers
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  Speaker 1: to you.
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  Speaker 2: Erica, do you have your soda?
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  Speaker 1: Your delicious soda. Cheers to you.
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  Speaker 4: I have, like, one more drink left.
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  Speaker 2: Notice she's in a much better mood on a Friday
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  Speaker 2: morning now.
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  Speaker 1: Because she doesn't have to drink enchilada-flavored soda.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not drinking enchilada-flavored soda.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Buffalo hot wings.
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  Speaker 1: Ranch dressing soda.
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  Speaker 5: Ugh.
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  Speaker 1: It's 93Q. Welcome to the weekend. We're Riggs, Caitlin, and
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  Speaker 1: Erica on 93Q. Oh, are you giving me the bottle?
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  Speaker 2: It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica on Houston's Country Leader 93Q.
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  Speaker 2: It's Friday. Time to check out what's going on over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. Don't know what to do this weekend? We
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  Speaker 2: got you.
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  Speaker 10: Let's crack open the weekend six-pack with Riggs.
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  Speaker 6: Caitlin, and Erica.
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  Speaker 2: All righty. Let me get my beer can ready here, Erica,
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  Speaker 2: so we can really make it feel real. There we go.
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  Speaker 2: Opened it right up. Friday Night Bites is tonight. Myself
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  Speaker 2: and Lo are going to be in the house serving
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  Speaker 2: your concessions. You can join us in Rose Sharon at
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  Speaker 2: Freedom Field with games, prizes, and, of course, the concession
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  Speaker 2: stand treats, all to help raise money for the schools.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll be out there all night tonight. Rose Sharon.
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  Speaker 4: See you. There is a second one. All right, so
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  Speaker 4: I will be out tomorrow at Fulcher's Follies. It's a
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  Speaker 4: fall concert, and it's all for the family. There's, like,
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  Speaker 4: lots of family-friendly stuff. There's lots of food and drinks
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  Speaker 4: and live music. And that's from 4 to 8 p.m.,
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  Speaker 4: and I'll also have your very first chance to win
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  Speaker 4: star party tickets.
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  Speaker 8: Ooh!
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  Speaker 4: Before we even announce that's going to be out there,
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  Speaker 4: and I'll be out there from 4 to 6 tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: The 37th Annual Conroe Cajun Catfish Festival at Montgomery County Fairgrounds. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's going on all weekend today through Sunday. You can
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  Speaker 2: enjoy live music, Cajun food favorites, vendors, a carnival, and
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  Speaker 2: more at this family-friendly event. Tickets are $ 20 and up,
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  Speaker 2: but it is free for ages 12 and under, and
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  Speaker 2: times do vary. So make sure you check out their
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  Speaker 2: website for more information.
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  Speaker 4: One of my favorite things is the Katie Rice Harvest
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  Speaker 4: Festival in downtown Katie. That's on Saturday and Sunday. Two-day
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  Speaker 4: event gathers food trucks, live music, and 100-plus vendor markets,
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  Speaker 4: carnival rides, beer garden, agriculture, adventure area, toddler zone. I'm
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  Speaker 4: telling you, this thing is huge.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: You can get tickets online.
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  Speaker 2: The Texas Renaissance Festival and Todd Mission. Huzzah! That officially
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  Speaker 2: kicks off tomorrow. We were just out there yesterday with 93Q.
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  Speaker 2: It was awesome. Oh, you know it, Erica. Every year,
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  Speaker 2: it's just so much fun. And every year, they just
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  Speaker 2: make it a little bit better and a little bit better.
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  Speaker 4: Best people watching ever, too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: The best people watching. And some strange costumes going on
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  Speaker 2: out there. Eight weekends worth of jousting, music, food, hundreds
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  Speaker 2: of vendors, and more. Remember, there is a different theme
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  Speaker 2: each weekend, but you don't always have to dress for
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  Speaker 2: the theme. Costumes are always encouraged. $ 22 and up. Times Very.
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  Speaker 2: You can get all their information online.
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: And it is already October. It's Halloween time. And we
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  Speaker 4: want to see all the Halloween type movies. So Ghostbusters
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  Speaker 4: movie screening at Market Square Park. It's free, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: You can catch the original 80s action comedy starring, you
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  Speaker 4: know who's in there, Harold Ramis.
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  Speaker 10: Ramis?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's Ramis.
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  Speaker 4: Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Rick Moranis, Sigourney Weaver. All of
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  Speaker 4: them will be there, 8.30 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: And again, that's free. I did see that there was
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  Speaker 2: a screening of Hocus Pocus, I think, going on at
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  Speaker 2: the River Oaks Movie Theater. But since you hate Hocus Pocus, Erica,
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  Speaker 2: I will just not even mention that.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I try. Every year I try.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. I'll be there. You can go watch Ghostbusters.
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: I love Ghostbusters. The Q Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents...
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  Speaker 2: It's a.
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  Speaker 1: Moral dilemma that you get to decide. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: Jerk or Justified. It's the court of public opinion, and
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  Speaker 1: you get to be the judge this morning for Jerk
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  Speaker 1: or Justified. You can call 713-370-0929, or you can text
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  Speaker 1: JUDGE to 52140. What do we got this morning?
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  Speaker 2: All right, is Addison a jerk for putting up a
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  Speaker 2: privacy screen? She says, my neighbor has a ring camera
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  Speaker 2: pointed towards his driveway, but it also catches my front
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  Speaker 2: porch and a good portion of my front yard. Last week,
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  Speaker 2: I asked if he'd angle it away from my house
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  Speaker 2: because it makes me uncomfortable knowing I'm constantly being recorded
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  Speaker 2: and he refused. He said it's for security and there's
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  Speaker 2: no way to avoid picking up part of my property.
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  Speaker 2: So I installed a six foot privacy screen along our
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  Speaker 2: property line that completely blocks his camera's view. Now he's
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  Speaker 2: furious because he also says it blocks part of the
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  Speaker 2: view from his front window and makes his yard feel
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  Speaker 2: quote unquote boxed in. Am I a jerk for putting
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  Speaker 2: up the privacy screen or justified because I shouldn't have
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  Speaker 2: to be on someone else's camera every time I leave
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  Speaker 2: my house?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's creepy.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The camera's being that close to you you mean erica
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  Speaker 1: yeah like like to be.
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  Speaker 4: Able to see it like he can see every time
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  Speaker 4: she comes and.
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  Speaker 1: Goes i don't think so if it's an angle that's
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  Speaker 1: such a way where you're always triggering the camera But
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  Speaker 1: is it showing your face? What is that actually going towards?
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  Speaker 1: I actually might feel a little bit safe if the
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  Speaker 1: camera's pointing towards my house, knowing that he kind of
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  Speaker 1: has an eye on part of my property.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so I guess so, like, my cameras, you can
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  Speaker 4: see my neighbors across the street coming and going.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I guess that is true.
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  Speaker 2: Or we live, like, in a, you know, we live
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  Speaker 2: in a little gated, like, townhouse-type thing, and so our
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  Speaker 2: neighbor across from us... is they're very close, right? And
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  Speaker 2: our ring camera picks up, I mean, their whole conversations.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But we all have them and we all face each other.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never actually thought about would somebody complain that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so close that if they open their
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  Speaker 2: front door, we can see into their house.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's our ring camera faces out. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: townhouses are like right across from each other. And they're
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  Speaker 2: right across from us.
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  Speaker 1: But on the other side of that, I'm thinking if
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  Speaker 1: I'm your neighbor, I'm kind of happy that you have
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  Speaker 1: an eye on my house, I would think, personally.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like maybe this neighbor has got some other
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  Speaker 2: things going on. Or deeper beef, maybe, I think.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: There's something that was in there that creeped me out
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  Speaker 4: that she said, like his response.
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  Speaker 2: She just said he refused?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he refused, I guess. Like, wasn't even like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: let me take a look at it. Maybe I can
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  Speaker 4: move it a little bit. He was just like, no.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's what kind of creeped me.
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  Speaker 2: Out, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So is she a jerk? For putting up
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  Speaker 1: a privacy screen, or is she justified because, well, she
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have to be on someone else's camera when she
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  Speaker 1: walks outside. We'd like to know what you think. 713-370-0929.
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  Speaker 1: You can call and be part of Jerker Justified this morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's our court of public opinion. We do it every
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  Speaker 1: Friday and every single weekday with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica
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  Speaker 1: on 93Q. So just to recap what happened this morning
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  Speaker 1: for Jerker Justified. Addison wrote in this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Addison says that her neighbor has a ring camera
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  Speaker 4: pointed directly towards her driveway, but it also catches her
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  Speaker 4: front porch, right? And so she's like, hey, can you
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  Speaker 4: move it away? It kind of creeps me out, and
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  Speaker 4: he refused. So she installed a six-foot privacy screen along
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  Speaker 4: her property line, and now he's furious because he says
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  Speaker 4: that now he feels boxed in.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Kathy, our resident juror, called up, and she was
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  Speaker 1: wanting to make sure what kind of doorbell it was.
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  Speaker 1: Was it a fixed doorbell camera, or was it one
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  Speaker 1: of the adjustable ones?
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  Speaker 2: It says ring.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's all we know. So what do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this?
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  Speaker 7: Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Jason. Is she a jerk or justified?
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  Speaker 8: I think she's justified, and I'm a little biased because
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  Speaker 8: just this week, I'm a retired Harris County deputy. They
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  Speaker 8: came to my house because my neighbors across the street
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  Speaker 8: said I had cameras on my roof that were bothering them. Oh.
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  Speaker 8: But whatever she does on her property, she can plant
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  Speaker 8: a bunch of trees there.
• 12:45
  Speaker 6: He can't see nothing.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, well. Yep. So you say that she's justified in
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: doing this?
• 12:49
  Speaker 8: Yes, because it's her property. All right.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I, you know, I was wondering if maybe
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: the neighbor had more issue with it being a privacy
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: screen and what does that look like versus planting some trees?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some nice looking trees or is it a tacky
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: looking fence?
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or literally just like a screen thing. They make those,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: you know, that she mounted in the yard.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. You say justified though, as long as it's on
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: her property.
• 13:12
  Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
• 13:12
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling up this morning, sir. Appreciate you listening. 93Q,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: who is this?
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: Robert.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Robert, what do you think, jerk or justified?
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: Jerk.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Every place you go today, you're under video surveillance. I
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: drive trucks for a living, and when you pass me
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: on the road, you're under video surveillance. I won't drive
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: a truck without a camera. I'd actually be kind of
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: thankful they're helping to keep an eye on my place.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what I think, too. So you say she's
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: a jerk.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Where do you go that you're not under video surveillance?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: You're not wrong. Everybody's videotaping us.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: I kind of want to know if this guy creeps
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: her out, and maybe that's why. Because sometimes you're that
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: creepy neighbor where you're like, I don't want you watching me,
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: you weirdo.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: See what I'm saying?
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Even at the red lights, they got cameras.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: You're saying there's cameras everywhere.
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't know when you're coming and going
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: from your house.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, they do. They're always watching you.
• 14:06
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: That's all being recorded. That's how they track people with crime.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: All right. So you say she's being a jerk. Just
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: suck it up.
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you for calling this morning, Robert. Good morning, 93Q.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 14:17
  Speaker 7: Hi, it's Lily.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Lily, good morning.
• 14:20
  Speaker 10: Morning.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Lily, what do you think? Jerk or justified?
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: Justified.
• 14:26
  Speaker 9: I mean, if she can't dictate where the cameras are facing,
• 14:32
  Speaker 9: then he can't dictate if she has a privacy.
• 14:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, true.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: Plus, it's, like, super suspicious that he got upset.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Right, like, how are you going to refuse? Like, Again,
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: if he was like, well, I wish I could, but
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: I can't move it or something. But the fact that
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: she put he refused is kind of weird to me.
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I refuse.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And then he refused, but he also isn't happy about
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: her privacy screen. Yeah, there's too much.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Weird stuff there.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Very fishy. So you say justified.
• 15:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling up this morning. Good to hear
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: from you, Lily.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Good to hear from y'all, too.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: People are still arguing about it on our Facebook page,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: including Linda V., who's saying the biggest culprit is us
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: being tracked by our phones. Linda V. 's on this
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: What about the HOA?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: She's got a great point. She does. And it kind
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: of echoes what the caller said earlier. It's everywhere you go.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Yes. People are filming us wherever we go. We're always
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: on camera. Just accept it at this point.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Adam and Leslie met at a gala, very fancy, and
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: then decided to take it more casual and go to
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: dinner in the Heights for their first date. Adam was
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: on his phone a lot with his fantasy football league,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: and is that maybe the reason why Leslie's not calling
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: him back? We're going to find out right now with
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Second Date Update. Hello?
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Hi, I'm at PC with Leslie.
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is she.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: All right, Leslie, thanks for taking our call. This is
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Erica with Riggs and Caitlin on the Q Morning Show.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: How are you doing?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: I'm okay. This is a little unexpected.
• 16:00
  Speaker 10: Everything all right?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: No, we're calling about your car's extended warranty. I'm kidding.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Everything's fine.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: No worries.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: We're actually calling about we'd love to pay for a
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: date for you and another person, someone you've been out
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: with before. Do you remember going out with Adam?
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: Hello? Oh, Adam.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: I remember him.
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: Definitely not interested.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Fair enough. You don't have to be, but we do
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: want to know why, because he actually reached out to
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: us wondering, you know, was there something that went wrong
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: on y'all's date?
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: Well, we met at this gala. He had a gorgeous beard.
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: I love facial hair.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Great, distinguished, handsome.
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: But when we got on the date a couple weeks later,
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: he'd shaved it off completely. I didn't even recognize him.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: It just felt weird. He was like a different person,
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: like a bait and switch.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: So the beard was like a huge part of what
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: drew you in? Is that what you're saying?
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah. It just really threw me off when it wasn't there.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: It's shallow, I know, but that's just a Big change.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: But even if you're not, even if it wasn't just
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: the beard, it's like guys can look so different without
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: a beard. They can look like a whole different person.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Exactly.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: It wasn't the same person I'd been vibing with.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Well, look, there's got to be a reason why he
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: shaved or something. Can we bring Adam on the phone
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: and find out why he decided to shave like before
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: your date? Sure. We got him on the other line. Adam,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: you still there? Yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm here. Hey, Leslie.
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: Hey.
• 17:43
  Speaker 10: Hi there.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: You care to explain to the class why you decided
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: to go down to a baby face right before a date?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, gladly. Okay, so here's the deal. I started a
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: new job, and I had to shave because of it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: I'm working in a new kitchen at a new restaurant.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: The chef, head chef, is kind of, you know, a
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: no-nonsense kind of guy, and, you know, he wants... back
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: of house and front of house to look really presentable
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: so um you know and i would have to wear
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: like one of those itchy beard like nets.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Around around the beard yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: And it's uncomfortable i i can't you know i can't
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: really focus in and like kind of flow through everything
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: behind the scenes without you.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Know it messes with your flow i didn't.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Want to deal with it i didn't want to deal
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: with it but i didn't think it would be such
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: a big.
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: Deal with you um I'm sorry. That was just such
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: a huge change. I just like, like meeting someone with
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: long hair and they show up with a buzz cut.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: I mean, I, it may be like a heads up
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Heads up that a whole different person was coming to
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: pick you up.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no. I mean, I get what you're saying,
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: but like, I mean, I, I get, I think it's
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: a little a bit superficial to judge someone based off
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: of facial hair. I mean, that's, it's still me with
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: or without the beard. I mean, it's, I don't know.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: I just felt like we were we were really vibing
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: at the gallows. And I don't know. I'm at a
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: loss for words.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, surely Leslie understands that if the roles were reversed,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: she could expect the same thing from you, right, Leslie? Like,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: if you showed up making a big change in your appearance,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: it might throw him off as well?
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: Oh, absolutely. I mean, especially having, like, just met once.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: I mean, if I'd walked in with a bald head,
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: he'd probably be pretty speechless. I mean, I don't see
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: that much of a difference.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you guys had different expectations. Do you
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: think there would be a chance of you two giving
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: it another shot, maybe, by any chance?
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: No. No.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Well, that clears it up. Well, at least you both
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: know where you stand. So we really do appreciate you
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: being so honest with us.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's like an in unison. Both no.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: That was great. Hard pass.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Wow. No second guess. Thank you guys.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Erin.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Appreciate listening this morning, waiting to go into work. Hopefully
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you're not late to work because you've got to be
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: there at 8, and we're pushing it close. But good news.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: If you get more questions right than Caitlin, we'll give
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: you $ 1, 000. How does that sound?
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Sounds fantastic.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: All right. Caitlin, you ready?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I'm as ready as I can be.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. Erin, we're going to ask Caitlin to step out
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: of the room. Don't go too far.
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Into our hallway of whatever the heck is going on
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: on the first floor. Are there any energy drinks around here?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: There might be an energy drink if you look in
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: the refrigerator. Maybe.
• 20:36
  Speaker 10: Maybe. I'm not sure.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Erin, if you don't know an answer to one of
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: these questions, you can just make something up entirely, okay? Perfect.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: No pressure, all right? Here we go. Question number one,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: numero uno. Ella Langley was spotted out with another country artist.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: They're now said to be dating. Who is the wine
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: into whiskey singer that she is reported to be dating?
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Tucker Wetmore.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Question number two. Gen Z is now asking millennials to
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: stop ending their sentences with what acronym? It's a three-letter acronym.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: LOL?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I love ending things with LOL. Question number three. Jonathan
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Taylor Thomas was arrested for allegedly assaulting an officer. What
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: 90s TV show was he best known for alongside Tim Allen?
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: A Home Improvement.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Question number four. Ella Langley's Choose in Texas is now
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the longest-running number one hit of all time, besting All
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I Want from Christmas is You. Who sings that song?
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: Mariah Carey.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: And question number five. What punctuation mark did this question
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: end with?
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: A question mark.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: There you go. All right, we'll bring Caitlin back in.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Unless she found an energy drink. She's bouncing off the walls. Hey,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: there she be.
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: She's always doing something.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I know she's always up to something. Come on back in.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: She's just creepily... Peering through the window like a haunting
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Victorian child.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Everything all right out there? Did you find an energy drink?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Everything okay?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I did find an energy drink. It was hot, so
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I had to put it in the refrigerator. But as
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I was walking back through, I'm dusty right now. I'm
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: covered in peanut dust, which I don't think is a
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: good thing for if we have any employees with peanut allergies,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: do we?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Are you sure it's peanut dust and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: not sawdust?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's peanut dust for sure. What is it?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: They're making real peanut butter.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, they are?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Outside, yeah, yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: They're always hand-making things. It's like the Oregon Trail in
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: here sometimes.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I think they do it to try and get employees involved,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: you know, but the way that they're crushing the peanuts
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: is really, they've got different, like a hydraulic press and
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: a drill.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: They invest a lot.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Once again, our engineering team is involved.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: They're always doing something out there. Same five questions for you, Caitlin.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Question number one. Ella Langley was spotted
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: out with another country artist, and they are now said.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: To be dating.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tucker Wetmore.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: It's all over the internet today.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: Correct.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Don't you remember them on that beach vacation a while back?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: They both were posting from the same place.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they've been together that long or if
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that's when they kind of met and it kind of
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: grew over the year. Who knows?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: No, all the reports are saying they've been together kind
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: of the whole time.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Wow. Question number two. Gen Z is asking millennials to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: stop ending their sentences with what acronym? It's a three-letter acronym.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to let it go.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I am going to go with the LOL.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: LOL is correct.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Over my dead body will I stop saying LOL.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Me too, LOL.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Especially when I'm feeling a little passive aggressive.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Question number three. Jonathan Taylor Thomas was arrested for allegedly
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: assaulting an officer after a DUI. What 90s TV show
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: is he most known for?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Home Improvement. I'd also like to say that our digital guy, Jarrett,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: said under his breath earlier, who is Jonathan Taylor Thomas?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Caitlin and I were both shook for a moment there.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Question number four. Ella Langley's Choose in Texas is now
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the longest-running number one hit of all time, besting All
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I Want for Christmas is You. Who sang that song?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Mariah Carey.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Has anyone checked in on Mariah Carey?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Is she okay? Question number five. What punctuation mark did
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: this question end with?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Wait, what?
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: What?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Say that again.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: What punctuation mark did this question end with?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: A question mark?
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: That was very difficult for my ADHD brain.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Final score is a dead tie. Five to five. Erin five,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Caitlin five. Not bad.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: You threw me for a loop on that last one.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Not bad, did I? Her too. She was like, wait,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a question mark?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You also ended that with a question mark.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It felt like a trick question.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Erin, we're going to hook you up with four tickets
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to check out the Texas Renaissance Festival.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Huzzah!
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Huzzah! Happening this weekend through November 30th. Congratulations.
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: Yay.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: But you did not win $ 1, 000 of Caitlin's money. Ties
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: go to the house. You've got to tell everybody why
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you didn't win her cash.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Because Caitlin can't lose.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: But I do love a good tie. I love a good,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: solid contender.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You go into the gauntlet of greatness, and we can
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: call you back for a rematch one day.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Maybe. Maybe.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Perfect.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for what you do. We know
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: what you do out there. We're not going to say
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: it on the air, but thank you very much. You're
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: a great American. Thanks, guys. Hold on the phone. We're
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: going to get your information. Another chance to play Caitlin
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Can't Lose. Go to QMorningShow.com and get signed up to
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: play because we play every weekday morning right here on 93Q.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It's Houston's country leader, 93Q, Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Welcome
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to Dad Joke Friday. Bad Joke Friday. They're dad jokes
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and they are bad jokes. And welcome to the show,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Ashley Q. Good morning.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Good morning.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Ashley, you're a mom, right?
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: I am.
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: My son actually met you guys at Whataburger.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: For that meetup. Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It was our 500th show. Or was that our 100th show?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: 500th.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: That was 500. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. We're old, man.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: We're old. All right, here we go. We're each going
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to tell a dad joke. Erica is the current reigning champion,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: so she gets to go first. Erica, you have the floor.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: What did the poo say to the fart?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: What?
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: What?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: You blew me away.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Going with poop jokes out of the gate.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Right out of the gate.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Caitlin.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: William Shatner's new line of women's lingerie hasn't really been
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: doing well. To be fair, he probably should have come
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: up with a better name than Shatner Panties.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, I don't have a poop joke.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: You really messed up here, buddy.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But I did have an officer at my door last
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: night saying that he was looking for a guy with
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: one eye. And I was like, you'd find him a
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: lot better if you used both of your eyes.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: That was such a dad joke.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Who gets the point, Ashley?
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I have to go with Riggs.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: What?
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was a total dad joke.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, it wasn't a good joke, but it was
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: a dad joke.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I used Shatner panties. You know why?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Because we use poop jokes on a woman. They don't
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: work as well.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: It almost was Shatner, but Riggs took it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: If she was a man, we would have won that one.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Take a point. All right, okay. There's another round, everybody.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: It's okay.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Erica.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: Go ahead.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: What did the elephant say to the naked man? How
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: do you breathe through that thing?
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Good one.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I don't believe he went there.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Where does sheep go to drink in Boston?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: The baa.
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: I love it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. The baa. Why can't NASA put
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a duck in space?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Because the bill would be astronomical.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Wow, another dad joke.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: That's Dad Joke Friday, of course. Yes! Still in the game.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, good. I'm out because I did not have a
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: third one.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: She never has a third joke.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: They never have a third joke.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Never.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Caitlin, do you have a third joke?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I do have one. I got a couple. I just
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: got to decide which one I want to go with.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Fair.
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: What did the pirate say when he was asked about
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: the steering wheel in his pants?
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: What?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: It's driving me nuts.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Her faces make the whole joke.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad she took her own twist on that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What sound does a porcupine make when they kiss?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: What?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Ouch!
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, Caitlin, you got that one.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Yes!
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Please hand the goat trophy to Caitlin.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: I did.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Caitlin?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Would you like to thank anybody this morning?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I'd like to thank Ashley. What do you mean?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ashley.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: My girl, thank you so much.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Ashley, thank you.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Do you have a dad joke you'd like to tell us?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Do you have any in your quiver?
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: Not that I can think of off the.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Top of my head. That's okay.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: But I do appreciate a good dad joke.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely. You want to give your kids a shout-out? Hey, Dee.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, Morgan.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Hope you guys have a good day.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: There you go. Ashley Q, thank you so much for
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: being our judge this morning for... Dad Joke Friday!
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Bad Joke Friday!
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, Caitlin. You got the GOAT trophy this week. Thank you, guys.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Good job, Caitlin.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: We'll be here for long.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Welcome this morning to Second Date Update. We've got Alan
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Good morning, Alan. Welcome to the show.
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: Hey, good morning. Thanks for having me.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Of course. Unfortunately.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately for you. Fortunately for us, we're happy to be
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: talking to you, Alan. We hear you met somebody special recently.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Tell us about Lisa.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: So I met Lisa at a college football game a
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: few weeks ago. So like a rare, rare, a chance encounter.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: I was there with some friends. We just sort of
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: started talking. Her friend group was sitting right next to
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: my friend group. And we were both on the ends
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: of the group, sort of like shoulder to shoulder for
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: the whole game. So we had a couple hours to
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: just sort of like chat it up. you know, had
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: a really good time talking and we decided to meet
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: up again and go out a week later.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Did y'all talk over that week? Like, were you texting
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: or anything?
• 29:39
  Speaker 10: Oh my god yeah texting non-stop which makes it even
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: more strange that i'm not hearing from her at all
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: because clearly like we had a rapport.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah so what did y'all do on the date tell
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: us about that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: A So I wanted to surprise her. Lisa mentioned that
• 29:52
  Speaker 10: like when we were talking, she was really into like
• 29:55
  Speaker 10: working out and exercise. So I thought I'd pick something
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: like super active and fun.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, this wasn't a workout date, was it? Because we've
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: had a ton of those on Second Date Update. It
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: never ends well.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't do that. As much as I wanted to
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: keep it like light, I'm not going for a run
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: for hours.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: So no workouts involved. So why do you think like
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: in your gut, like why do you think Lisa hasn't
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: called you back?
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: I mean, if I knew, I wouldn't be calling you guys, right? Like,
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: I'm assuming it was something small that we just miscommunicated about. Like,
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: when we walked in, I didn't open the door for her,
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: and I didn't really think about it at the time.
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: She made a joke about it, but now I'm wondering
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: if that was, like, a real turnoff for her.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Like she was maybe trying to really make a point
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: or assert something within that joke.
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right. Like a passive aggressive thing that I just
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: like fully did not register.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, that could definitely be it if it was me.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: But we're going to find out for sure, Alan. And
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: we're going to find out that was it for her.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Hang tight. We're going to call Lisa on Second Date Update.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Lisa and Alan went on a date together after meeting
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: at a college football game. They got to spend a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: lot of time together at the game, decided to go
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: out about a week later. But now, after a great
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: date and lots of texting, Alan is not hearing from Lisa.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Is it because he didn't open the door on the
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: first date? We're going to find out now. Hello? Hi,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: may I speak with Lisa?
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: This is Lisa.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: Who's this?
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Well, it is Erica, Caitlin, and Riggs from 93Q' s Second
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Date Update.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, Lisa, what's up?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Good morning. Good morning.
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: Good morning.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: Why are you all calling?
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Well, we want to pay you to go on another
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: date with one of our listeners. I'm just going to
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: cut right to the chase.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: Pay you?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: We'll pay you. We'll pay for the date.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, basically, we're going to pay for the date.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: We'll pay for the date. You've already did.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Another date? Like, have I already been on a date
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: with this person?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. You've already went on a date
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: with this guy. His name is Alan. Do you remember Alan?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: I remember Alan all right.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: She's chuckling.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good thing, right? I heard chuckling.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: That's either good or bad.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: You don't sound disgusted.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What happened on the date? Why no callback? Just
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: get right to it. Tell us.
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: Well, Alan wanted to be really sweet and surprise me
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: with the location of our date.
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: We had a lot in common, so I trusted him.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: He did tell me we're going to be doing something
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: active and not to wear a dress or like heels
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: or anything.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: So I don't know.
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: Maybe I'm stuck in a Hallmark fantasy, but I'm like
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: maybe horseback riding or something kind of romantic. That would
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: be good.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: But the total.
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: Opposite happened when we pulled up to a kid's trampoline
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: park on a Saturday.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: What?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Like one of those big crazy indoor ones?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's actually a really good workout.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Saturday.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: That's a really good workout, man.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, if you're chasing after all of the kids that
• 32:41
  Speaker 9: are running around, it's a great workout. I mean, there were, like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: five birthday parties going on for, like, eight-year-olds, and there
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: may have been, like, two or three adults.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Like, that was it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: I felt so strange being in there, just trying to
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: jump around and make the best of it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: It was very weird.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: That sounds like fun, minus the screaming children. I mean,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I would love to go on a trampoline date. That'd
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: be fun, right?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Who else do you think is going to be there?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I guess so. I didn't think about that part.
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: Well, it felt like a WWE match. Like, I almost
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: big-bodied three kids. So, I mean, there were children flying around.
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: None of them were my own.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all didn't go with— y' all didn't bring kids. It was
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: just you two adults randomly at a kid's place. That's
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: kind of creepy.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it was really, really strange.
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: Wait, just a second. You're the one making this weird, Lisa.
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: People love it when I take them to the trampoline park.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: It's super fun.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: That's Alan. He's been listening in, and I agree. It
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: sounds super fun. Wow.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: Super cool. Like, how many women have you taken to
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: a trampoline.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Park, Alan?
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: That was my question.
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: That's not normal.
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: Okay. I maybe have taken a few dates there, but
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: that's in the past. I thought it would be a
• 33:52
  Speaker 10: fun time.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Did you have a good time, Lisa?
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: I mean, I did after I did have a good time.
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: I mean, after the weirdness kind of settled down in
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: my head. Yeah, I had a good time.
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: I'm just a little confused about why you haven't called
• 34:05
  Speaker 10: me back or anything.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, you act like you've been blowing me up, Alan.
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: Like after the date, you texted me like two, three times.
• 34:12
  Speaker 10: And I don't know.
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: I didn't write back because I didn't feel comfortable. So
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: I don't know. You call a radio station. You like
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: interrupt my morning. Like I've completely shunned you. I don't know.
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: Maybe you could have tried a little bit harder and
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: maybe I would have gotten over it in time. I
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: don't know. This is how dating works now. Like it's,
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: it's a quick game.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: But let me raise you this Lisa, because I would
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: say that calling a radio station is trying pretty hard.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I would agree.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Good point.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: So is there a way that we can save this?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Because you guys did have fun. It was a weird
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: first date, but like not every first date is going
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: to be magical and you, you did have fun. You'll
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: have a lot in common. Is this something we can
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: make work?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: It also sounds like Alan, like, really meant well, you know?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe he didn't hit the mark. Maybe he didn't get
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: it right. But if we set up a second date,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: and this time you choose the surprise location.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and it takes balls to call up
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a radio station and do something like this in front
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: of the whole city of Houston, right?
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: I guess it's a pretty big gesture. Can I take
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: him to a place that I've taken a lot of
• 35:11
  Speaker 9: other guys, like he did with the trampoline park?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Alan, you cool with that?
• 35:18
  Speaker 10: No, I will not.
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: But, okay. Yeah, that's fine. Let's do it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: It's a yes?
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a yes.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: A second date?
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be a no after
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: the mention of the other guys.
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: We'll take it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: We'll take it. All right. Sounds good. Sounds like we
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: got a plan. Well, both of you stay on the line.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: We're going to get our producer, Mason, to get all
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the information for you guys to get you set up,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and we will gladly take care of your second date.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: No trampoline parks, okay? Stay on our feet.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: Okay. Thank you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 10: If she wants to take me to a trampoline park,
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: I'm down.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: No, Alan, if you want to go, I will hang
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: out at a trampoline park with you. I don't know
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: if two grown men at a trampoline park is even weirder,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: but I don't care. I'm down. I love a trampoline park.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: Great.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: See you there. Well, this morning.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: I take you back to Florida, unfortunately, for this dingus
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: of the day.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: A U.S.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Citizen was stopped at Miami airport on Sunday after officers
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: noticed that he had an quote-unquote unexplainable bulge at his waist.
• 36:24
  Speaker 10: What?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: They were like, you know what? That's not normal. Let's
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: find out what's going on here.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Well, how would they know? Maybe he's got something going on,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: a medical condition or something.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, he did. Turns out he had 10 live birds
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: tucked in his underwear. What?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: How were they still alive?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: It is 20s. Just 10 live birds. Could you imagine?
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: They're probably pecking at him and stuff.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's, it also feels kind of dirty.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: He said the birds were for his personal use, which
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: they don't. I don't know what that means, but obviously
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: not allowed.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: 11.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: A total of 11.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: What kind of birds does it say?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: It just says birds. Live birds.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: So strange.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Also personal use? Why?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: And why do you get to travel with them? So weird.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: What was he going to do when he got on
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: the airplane?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Were the birds alive?
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: How were they not moving? They were alive. They were alive.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I think you just had them packed in there, like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: so tightly.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: You know what? I think that's really all we can
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: say about that.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Yellow face grass quits.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I'm Googling them right now. That's what they were. Right now.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica present the Rico Report.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: What's trending in Houston and beyond?
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: All right, before we get started, I need you to
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: go to your Amazon account and go to my account.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Can I do it on my phone?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Okay. Okay.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: And then I'll tell you where to go from there.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: It's going to be about me is what you're going
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: to look for. Okay, so first, let me tell you
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: that Travis Tritt, we need to send him some prayers
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: because he canceled three more shows due to his pneumonia.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And if you know Travis Tritt, he doesn't cancel shows.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: He's performed very, very sick before. And this time his
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: team said, thank you for understanding, continue support, well wishes.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: He looks forward to being back on stage soon. But
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: that's a lot of shows that he's had to cancel
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: already because of pneumonia.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's kind of scary.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: So send your prayers over there. And Dolly Parton continues
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: to give even well beyond the grave. She recorded a
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: message for CMA's Music Teachers of Excellence event before she passed.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: And they got to see it, which was so cool.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And she says, I've always believed that music brings people together,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: but none of that happens without dedicated teachers. And she
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: did like a really nice message to them. They got
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: to see it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just blown away by all the things she continued
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: to do and prepare for.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: As she was, like, suffering a lot, as we know,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: she was fighting cancer, and she was still just working
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: and working and working. Okay, so Amazon.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm under my account. Now what?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Go to About Me. So they're tracking data that can
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: profile customers, shoppers, you know. But when people went to
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: go look at their About Me, they saw stuff like
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: has flat buttocks.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: What?
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Has no friends.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: What?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, under interests and hobbies, it says styles hair with extensions.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: My first thing says likes planners a lot.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: That's so embarrassing.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: This says home and family has turtles. No, we don't.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: How often have you searched turtles, girl?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Never?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, that is really weird. I wonder where they got
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: that from.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Home and family has a dog. Okay, yeah.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: It knows all about Mark's specific photography stuff.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Rico.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: It's just so funny.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Plays golf regularly. Golf equipment. That's my husband's part of
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: the account.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: This is why I don't like sharing. Oh, likes to
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: bake and decorate desserts.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Consistently investing in hair extensions. Like, okay, yeah. I get
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: extensions on Amazon. And?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: It says I'm a Disney-themed person, so it does know me.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Likely owns an RV.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to remove the has turtles because we don't
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: have turtles.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: But could you imagine saying has flat buttocks and has
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: no friends? That's so sad.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: So sad. Thanks, Amazon.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Go to Amazon and go to your about me and
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: let me know what it says about you.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: My gosh.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: No, thank you.