Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / HAIKUS AND HAMMOCKS | S50 Ep.7
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boot Bah.
- 0:01Speaker 2: I'm back, baby. This is much you guys wanted this
- 0:04Speaker 2: whole season. I'm back in bops. This is making the merge.
- 0:10Speaker 3: We can wheel windows. I'm a dog person hours, I'm
- 0:14Speaker 3: making the baby dogs guyamh, I'm coming over and over.
- 0:19Speaker 4: You know my crack.
- 0:24Speaker 3: You're either in serviss or.
- 0:30Speaker 5: Making the r's a million dollars.
- 0:34Speaker 2: All I want to do is win million.
- 0:36Speaker 6: Hearts hearts Hearts, Hearts hearts hearts. Welcome to making the
- 0:42Speaker 6: merge brand? Could you hit my theme song? Oh no, Hi,
- 0:54Speaker 6: I'm p D and I have Aubrey and SuRie and
- 1:02Speaker 6: Stephanie and Devin's and Jonathan on my team.
- 1:08Speaker 2: What happened a season fifty party Girl?
- 1:12Speaker 6: Season fifty party Girls taking a one week sabbatical.
- 1:15Speaker 3: And man, he was one player so good? I mean Jesus,
- 1:21Speaker 3: I act like this. Every time I lost a player,
- 1:24Speaker 3: I'd be dead.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Someone will be playing the entire show. I brand.
- 1:28Speaker 3: I have Emily, Joe, Tiff, Chrissy, I'm Chase, I have
- 1:32Speaker 3: Christian and Coach left in my Survivor draft.
- 1:36Speaker 2: And then Jonathan's not.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Here today, which we have a voice memo to play
- 1:40Speaker 3: from him, but he has Ozzy and Riz god.
- 1:43Speaker 6: Left, Hey, before we play it, zeboy, can we just
- 1:46Speaker 6: address the fact that we move the schedule around for
- 1:50Speaker 6: this like four or five different times. None of the
- 1:53Speaker 6: times worked for Jonathan. You'd think at least one of
- 1:57Speaker 6: those would have worked.
- 1:58Speaker 4: Out in Jonathan's offense. So we were originally gonna push
- 2:03Speaker 4: it to Friday. Yes, and then in the period of
- 2:07Speaker 4: time that we moved at he scheduled a doctor's appointment. Yes,
- 2:12Speaker 4: four eleven, Yeah, when we normally record. And so when
- 2:16Speaker 4: we came.
- 2:17Speaker 6: Back, I guess, you know, brand you were close, but
- 2:19Speaker 6: you got the timeline off a little bit. Jonathan said,
- 2:22Speaker 6: actually Friday works better for me because you know, Thursday
- 2:26Speaker 6: I'm doing a lot. And then he came back a
- 2:28Speaker 6: couple hours later and he said, actually, guys, I have
- 2:31Speaker 6: a doctor's appointment on Friday.
- 2:33Speaker 2: He scheduled something else for today.
- 2:35Speaker 6: And so then we moved it back to the original time,
- 2:38Speaker 6: which he originally could do.
- 2:41Speaker 2: But now no, go yeah, he's doing this a little
- 2:44Speaker 2: that little this, a little that has taken issue with
- 2:47Speaker 2: Jonathan using that to his defense.
- 2:50Speaker 6: Now the little bit of this little bit of that,
- 2:52Speaker 6: because that was something that his wife, Kristen h used
- 2:56Speaker 6: to make fun of him on our live stream, you know,
- 2:59Speaker 6: explaining why he can never do anything. By the way,
- 3:02Speaker 6: with all this a little of that everyone listening at home,
- 3:04Speaker 6: Jonathan doesn't have a job, right.
- 3:07Speaker 3: He edits videos freelance wise, and I know what you're thinking.
- 3:10Speaker 3: That's a job, Chase.
- 3:12Speaker 2: I promise you I edit more in a week than
- 3:15Speaker 2: he does. Hey, but here's the thing.
- 3:17Speaker 6: Jonathan at the very least had the decency to send
- 3:21Speaker 6: us a voice memo.
- 3:22Speaker 4: Yes he did, and I don't want to make it
- 3:24Speaker 4: like a whole like, look look at how awesome I am, Jonathan.
- 3:28Speaker 4: I also book something during our normal in the morning time.
- 3:32Speaker 2: You didn't want to know what I did?
- 3:33Speaker 3: Would? Yeah?
- 3:35Speaker 4: Yeah, because nothing is more important important than talking about
- 3:39Speaker 4: Survivor with the boys.
- 3:39Speaker 2: But Jordan, you take it away.
- 3:42Speaker 4: Hi, guys.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Sorry, Jonathan is just so silly for missing an episode again.
- 3:47Speaker 1: He told me he's just so busy keeping his all
- 3:49Speaker 1: type favorite player Ozzie in the game. Am I right, Chase? Anyways,
- 3:53Speaker 1: Jonathan simply couldn't bring himself to be on an episode
- 3:55Speaker 1: after having to endure coaches, endless haikus about honor and
- 3:58Speaker 1: integrity or over else. He thinks he invented, but Jonathan
- 4:02Speaker 1: has decided to make a great contribution in renaming PD
- 4:05Speaker 1: this season. Since p D has lost e from here
- 4:08Speaker 1: on out, he will be known simply as PE. See Jonathan,
- 4:13Speaker 1: this is why you're the best YouTuber and podcaster. Thoughts
- 4:16Speaker 1: in prayers, p how do you wants back from this?
- 4:19Speaker 1: He might be finished?
- 4:20Speaker 3: What the war hold on?
- 4:22Speaker 6: So Jonathan, he can't even do voice memos anymore. He's
- 4:25Speaker 6: outsourcing it to the undisclosed woman.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Wait, I'm so cool.
- 4:28Speaker 2: He claimed, So he didn't hire.
- 4:33Speaker 1: This.
- 4:33Speaker 4: I feel like his confirmation of something that he's been
- 4:36Speaker 4: pushing back against for two months now.
- 4:40Speaker 3: And you know, I'm gonna break k fape here because
- 4:42Speaker 3: this also makes me upset. P D did work for
- 4:46Speaker 3: Jonathan so that Jonathan could send this clip to us.
- 4:50Speaker 2: This was I didn't actually have anything to do with this.
- 4:53Speaker 3: How you went around your back? How in the world
- 4:55Speaker 3: did he get access to the undisclosed woman? He had
- 4:58Speaker 3: access to her for a second. I need to know
- 5:02Speaker 3: how this played out. How in the world did he
- 5:04Speaker 3: do this?
- 5:04Speaker 2: Did you do this for him? I had the idea? Okay,
- 5:07Speaker 2: then okay, yeah, it's.
- 5:08Speaker 3: Like even Jonathan, even p D's behind everything. Jonathan didn't
- 5:12Speaker 3: do a damn thing. But okay, this is a low
- 5:16Speaker 3: blow because I'm appalled my my player is gone. Yeah,
- 5:23Speaker 3: the player is very important to me. And then he
- 5:25Speaker 3: has undisclosed woman who I met. I tried to get
- 5:27Speaker 3: her to do sound drops for me. She refused in Mexico.
- 5:32Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and now I'm just pe Yeah, you just
- 5:35Speaker 3: pee or or some of the some of your haters
- 5:39Speaker 3: in the comments called you p p D.
- 5:41Speaker 2: But now you don't have the DC just peep.
- 5:43Speaker 6: Yeah, Jonathan, he's reached a new level of lazy y.
- 5:48Speaker 6: He can't even do his own voice memo.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane, Jonathan. That's tough.
- 5:54Speaker 3: I'm going extra hard on Jonathan today.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Uh just cuz so me yea god years old who
- 6:02Speaker 2: has the ringer on? What in the world Jonathan's fault somehow.
- 6:11Speaker 3: That your ringer was on.
- 6:12Speaker 4: Yeah, you were waiting to hear back from or something,
- 6:14Speaker 4: and so you turned your ringer on.
- 6:16Speaker 2: It all comes back to, Jonathan, is what it all
- 6:19Speaker 2: comes back to. Jonathan.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Hey, hold on, hold on a second, Brand just opened
- 6:27Speaker 3: up his I message on the computer.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Do you not have our numbers? Say for some no?
- 6:32Speaker 4: No, no, I do on my phone for something and it's
- 6:35Speaker 4: not it hasn't transferred.
- 6:37Speaker 2: But it's also really random, like not even my wife.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Okay, so it's very random, the ones that for some
- 6:44Speaker 4: reason connected and sometimes.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Okay, So I was about to be like I thought
- 6:48Speaker 2: we were friends. I promise that I do even to
- 6:52Speaker 2: me like two minutes.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Even though I bail on you every time you invite
- 6:56Speaker 3: me to go to the movies, I do consider us great.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Jonathan, I you were good. Yeah, we're good, all right.
- 7:03Speaker 6: And I like how Chase said break kfabe as if
- 7:06Speaker 6: everything on this show isn't one hu.
- 7:09Speaker 2: I think everyone knows that we are lying. Ninety percent
- 7:12Speaker 2: of season seventy five coming soon.
- 7:24Speaker 3: One man, hey, very topical, Yeah, very Artemis two the
- 7:32Speaker 3: moon shouted those heroes.
- 7:34Speaker 4: Yeah, looked at the moon closer than we have personally.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Do you think in the was it the seventies when
- 7:41Speaker 3: we first went to the moon. We went to the
- 7:43Speaker 3: moon in nineteen sixty nine.
- 7:45Speaker 4: I know that because of the Even Stephens show, great
- 7:48Speaker 4: musical that taught me everything I need to know about space.
- 7:50Speaker 3: Nice, I don't think i've caught that one.
- 7:52Speaker 2: We went to the moon nineteen sixties.
- 7:55Speaker 3: It's a great show when we went to the Moon
- 7:57Speaker 3: in nineteen sixty nine, do you think everybody was like, Hey,
- 8:01Speaker 3: we're in poverty.
- 8:02Speaker 2: We would really like to use that money for something else.
- 8:05Speaker 6: I'm in poverty. I lost half of my name. I
- 8:07Speaker 6: will say, what's different here compared to then?
- 8:14Speaker 4: Is I think SpaceX is mainly behind this one.
- 8:19Speaker 2: I think I could be wrong. Hey man, what do
- 8:22Speaker 2: I know?
- 8:23Speaker 3: Let's crack?
- 8:25Speaker 6: Is it coconut time? Yeah, it's coconut time. It's coconut time.
- 8:29Speaker 6: And it's Tiffy Time.
- 8:32Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Tiffy Time, not Tiffy feel.
- 8:45Speaker 6: Quoting Tiff told everybody she's not upset at them, She's
- 8:49Speaker 6: upset she had to say goodbye to her friends. And
- 8:51Speaker 6: I then cut to a Tiffy Time confessional and turns
- 8:54Speaker 6: out she's pretty upset at them. She feels like she
- 8:56Speaker 6: has a fire under her skin. She has to keep
- 8:59Speaker 6: it cool, Chris. He said, Tiff spoke very eloquently, and
- 9:02Speaker 6: I was thinking, watch it, Chrissy, you don't need to
- 9:04Speaker 6: say more things that could be interpreted badly. But then
- 9:07Speaker 6: we get Tiff saying that if she had a burn book,
- 9:10Speaker 6: she'd write Jonathan is a lying skank.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah. So funny, what a personality that's being shown.
- 9:16Speaker 3: When she gets some confessionals, it's almost like she should
- 9:19Speaker 3: have been in the show the whole time.
- 9:20Speaker 2: She's awesome.
- 9:22Speaker 4: And the good news is for tiff is there's no
- 9:25Speaker 4: way she loses another friend this week.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Nope.
- 9:29Speaker 6: Then we got the second group who voted out Genevieve.
- 9:33Speaker 6: They're back at camp, and this is where we get
- 9:35Speaker 6: Aubrey in a confessional explaining she was going to play
- 9:38Speaker 6: her idol, but Genevieve played her shot in the dark
- 9:41Speaker 6: and was not safe, so she wanted to keep it Chase.
- 9:43Speaker 6: What reasoning did Aubrey give Devins a Christian for making
- 9:47Speaker 6: this move?
- 9:49Speaker 2: I don't remember. That's exactly the ex Yeah, did you
- 9:55Speaker 2: mean to do that?
- 9:55Speaker 3: Yes?
- 9:55Speaker 4: Okay, yeah she forgot, which I will say that I
- 10:00Speaker 4: was trying to think back. I know last week's episode
- 10:03Speaker 4: was a marathon and it was interrupted by Trump and
- 10:05Speaker 4: it was a whole thing, and so my memory on
- 10:07Speaker 4: is a little foxy. I don't really remember the whole like, hey,
- 10:12Speaker 4: make sure you play your idol this week.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Just told everybody she was gonna play. Yeah.
- 10:15Speaker 3: She essentially got everybody around and said, guys, I know
- 10:18Speaker 3: that the idol. Everyone's aware of it. It's a big
- 10:20Speaker 3: threat on me. I'm gonna play it tonight. And she
- 10:22Speaker 3: pulled a rizzo. She did, she did, and what a
- 10:24Speaker 3: great move. Yeah, but she's gonna get bullied into playing it.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Again this week.
- 10:28Speaker 3: So yeah, that was a lame she could have held
- 10:30Speaker 3: out Lama.
- 10:31Speaker 6: Yeah, now we've got the third group back, the one
- 10:34Speaker 6: that voted out Colby. Coach described it as a most
- 10:37Speaker 6: honorable send off to one of the four horsemen. Coach
- 10:40Speaker 6: thinks that de voted for him. Jan Dre the Giant
- 10:43Speaker 6: is telling Coach Dean Aubrey can't be trusted. Coach said,
- 10:46Speaker 6: you want to make war, I'll roll up my freaking
- 10:48Speaker 6: sleeves and wage war on all these people.
- 10:52Speaker 3: He's so funny, he says, makes me happy, even when
- 10:56Speaker 3: he's being a complete idiot, which that's probably what people say.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Yeah, we're the coach of podcasting.
- 11:04Speaker 3: I'm very excited for PD to talk about what Jandre
- 11:08Speaker 3: the Giant does in a minute, because I was very
- 11:10Speaker 3: confused while watching it.
- 11:12Speaker 2: So Jandre the Giant.
- 11:13Speaker 4: I gotta be honest, I'm foggy still as to what
- 11:17Speaker 4: set Coach off in this moment, Like it's.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Not that big of a deal.
- 11:20Speaker 3: I was confused as well, but Jandre the Giant essentially
- 11:24Speaker 3: starts egging on Coach against D.
- 11:26Speaker 6: Yes, it was that Jandre was talking about how D
- 11:30Speaker 6: and Aubrey they're liars.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Okay, now did he just make that up or does
- 11:33Speaker 3: he have valid reason to be upset with them?
- 11:35Speaker 6: They blindsided him with the Charlie vote. Okay, but that's
- 11:37Speaker 6: what he's still upset about that.
- 11:38Speaker 3: But then Jandre gets a confession where he pretty much goes,
- 11:41Speaker 3: ha ha it worked.
- 11:42Speaker 6: Well, that's that's a little bit later. Okay, that's what
- 11:44Speaker 6: I'm confused about. Okay, so I'll set that up, yes,
- 11:46Speaker 6: please do. The next day, Jonathan is standing next to Coach,
- 11:49Speaker 6: who was laying in a hammock, and D walks up
- 11:52Speaker 6: and says to Jonathan, you little dickhead.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Not even a big dickhead now.
- 11:58Speaker 6: Jonathan says, miss D, I don't know what to tell you,
- 12:01Speaker 6: and D asked Jonathan if you'd like to talk. They
- 12:04Speaker 6: start to walk away, but before they walk off, D
- 12:06Speaker 6: asks Coach, who's still laying in the hammock. She asked him,
- 12:09Speaker 6: are you sad? And Coach said he is sad because
- 12:13Speaker 6: D's going around telling everybody that she doesn't trust him.
- 12:16Speaker 6: And this is where things get really juicy. D said,
- 12:19Speaker 6: everybody is lying. No one's being honest. And Jonathan said,
- 12:22Speaker 6: are you due, brute?
- 12:27Speaker 2: You know that Julius Caesar it was so perfect? Are
- 12:31Speaker 2: you D? And they begin to argue over coach.
- 12:34Speaker 6: Coach is still in the hammock and like D's kind
- 12:37Speaker 6: of leaning over Coach, arguing with Jonathan.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Can we talk about how the hammock has been a
- 12:41Speaker 2: great prop prop?
- 12:43Speaker 4: Yeah, Coach was like a kid at the dinner table
- 12:46Speaker 4: and his parents are arguing and.
- 12:49Speaker 2: I'm just here here if you need me.
- 12:52Speaker 6: Cut the D and she said, the Latina is coming out,
- 12:54Speaker 6: you know, like the there's a little Cuban coming out.
- 12:57Speaker 6: And then she is uncalled for or behavior and in
- 13:00Speaker 6: front of a bunch of people, and then Jandre it
- 13:03Speaker 6: would cut to his confessional. He says, I did it
- 13:05Speaker 6: on purpose to get a rise out of D.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Which is wild because isn't he a part of the
- 13:09Speaker 3: whole honor and integrity thing.
- 13:11Speaker 6: See, it's honor and integrity and unless it benefits you
- 13:15Speaker 6: not be that way.
- 13:16Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're constantly defining what that means, you can
- 13:22Speaker 4: do whatever you want to.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Yeah, people who truly live by honor and integrity don't
- 13:26Speaker 3: have to remind you how honorable and integra do you
- 13:28Speaker 3: feel they are? Yeah?
- 13:30Speaker 6: Yeah, So, I mean Jonathan just came off of lying
- 13:34Speaker 6: to Camilla and D. Yeah, I mean not Yeah, he
- 13:38Speaker 6: did lie to Camilla. He lied to Camilla D and Tiffany. Yeah,
- 13:41Speaker 6: and so I guess it's okay for him to lie
- 13:44Speaker 6: because they lied first, and that's where the honor comes in, right,
- 13:47Speaker 6: they shot first?
- 13:49Speaker 2: Yeah, like Han Solo. Yeah, you've been watching Star Wars.
- 13:54Speaker 6: So Coach has gone full scorched Earth now after the
- 13:57Speaker 6: d Jonathan blow up, Coach says, anyone out here wants
- 14:00Speaker 6: to run around and tell lies and play that kind
- 14:02Speaker 6: of way on Survivor fifty isn't winning the game. Vote
- 14:05Speaker 6: me out tonight and there will be hell to pay.
- 14:07Speaker 6: Screw them if they think.
- 14:09Speaker 2: They could get to the final tribal council playing this way.
- 14:11Speaker 3: The way he said that made it seem like he
- 14:13Speaker 3: was gonna murder them after the game, It's.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Like, what are you gonna do?
- 14:16Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna get it OUTA Yeah, you can't do anything,
- 14:19Speaker 3: but there's gonna be here's the thing though, Coach has
- 14:23Speaker 3: first hand experience of betraying someone who goes to Ponderosa
- 14:27Speaker 3: and costs him the million dollars, because that's exactly what
- 14:30Speaker 3: happened with him and Ozzy in that season together. Ozzie
- 14:33Speaker 3: went to Ponderosa and told everyone essentially, if you vote
- 14:37Speaker 3: for coach, you're you know, you're terrible at this game.
- 14:40Speaker 3: They basically poisoned Ponderosa against Coach, and Coach has never
- 14:43Speaker 3: given that.
- 14:44Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I think this happened before Ozzy got back from exile.
- 14:48Speaker 4: Correct this argument, because I would have loved to Ozzie
- 14:52Speaker 4: to listen in all this and just be like, bro,
- 14:55Speaker 4: you betray me all the time.
- 14:57Speaker 3: But do you remember the twelve days ago?
- 15:02Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, man, coach.
- 15:05Speaker 3: I was feeling so coaches on my team, and when
- 15:07Speaker 3: we started getting all of this Coach essentially throwing a
- 15:11Speaker 3: Timper tantrum, I got worried. I said, oh, no, I'm
- 15:13Speaker 3: losing coach tonight. PD has six players on his team
- 15:17Speaker 3: and somehow I'm going to be losing another one tonight.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see.
- 15:20Speaker 6: Emily thinks coach is being ridiculous and hypocritical because he is,
- 15:25Speaker 6: and then Coach back In the hammock, he says, I'm
- 15:27Speaker 6: going to come up with some haikus about the situation.
- 15:30Speaker 6: Betrayal all around, Nobody tells the truth, like coach, war
- 15:35Speaker 6: has been declared.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Let's let's let's count this out.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Portrayal all around six We're it's.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Already off, already, already wrong, already off.
- 15:46Speaker 6: What's next and what was next is nobody tells the
- 15:50Speaker 6: truth like coach.
- 15:51Speaker 4: Nobody tells the truth like coach eight six eight, We're
- 15:58Speaker 4: not off to a hot start.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Let's see if he sticks the landing. War has been declared.
- 16:02Speaker 2: War has been declared.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Hey, get just one of them, right, I'm gonna come
- 16:10Speaker 3: up with some hikus for the situation is my new
- 16:12Speaker 3: catchphrase I put on our story yesterday. But in the
- 16:16Speaker 3: live chat over on Patreon, I said, I'm gonna come
- 16:18Speaker 3: up with some hikus for the situation. Me after getting
- 16:20Speaker 3: arrested for drunken disorderly, Is that what happened to you
- 16:23Speaker 3: in the waffle house?
- 16:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 16:27Speaker 4: I love that he came up with the haiku and
- 16:29Speaker 4: then he like yelled over at Christian, was like you
- 16:32Speaker 4: like that, and Christian's like counting on his swing and
- 16:34Speaker 4: he's like, okay.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Yo, what was up with his obsession with haikus?
- 16:41Speaker 4: It was really something I'm gonna come up with some
- 16:44Speaker 4: haikus for the situation.
- 16:45Speaker 6: It was this that I kept going back and forth on.
- 16:49Speaker 6: Coach is amazing. I want him to stick around, and
- 16:51Speaker 6: then I would swing to get this guy out of
- 16:54Speaker 6: the game right now, like back and forth, over and
- 16:56Speaker 6: over again.
- 16:57Speaker 2: You just did most of a haiku. Really, Coach is
- 16:59Speaker 2: a ma I want him to stick around, finish it out. Uh,
- 17:06Speaker 2: Actually I hate him, dang it. That's sick. I don't.
- 17:09Speaker 2: That's actually I don't. There we go, There you go,
- 17:12Speaker 2: there you go.
- 17:14Speaker 4: Is there anybody out there that genuinely likes Coach?
- 17:20Speaker 2: You mean, like unironically believes in the same thing as him. Yeah,
- 17:23Speaker 2: it's like, hey, I coaches coaches the best.
- 17:27Speaker 3: I mean those people that have fans. He has fans.
- 17:29Speaker 3: But I think it's all a little tongue in cheek, right,
- 17:31Speaker 3: Like I love Coach, yes, because he sucks.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I like Coach in the same way that
- 17:38Speaker 6: I like Bonu.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Right right.
- 17:40Speaker 2: I love how hypocritical coaches because it makes for a
- 17:42Speaker 2: good teach. I love a villain, you know.
- 17:44Speaker 3: The thing I love The most about Coach is how
- 17:46Speaker 3: in his rant where he's going off about in season fifty,
- 17:49Speaker 3: we don't play like that, and he'll say this several
- 17:50Speaker 3: times where he goes, I don't play Survivor like that,
- 17:53Speaker 3: because he does.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Title the episode. Yeah, that's exactly.
- 17:56Speaker 3: But the thing that's so funny is that he genuinely
- 17:58Speaker 3: watched Survivor forty eight with Joe and was like, that's
- 18:02Speaker 3: how Survivor should be played.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Let's do that again in season fifty.
- 18:06Speaker 3: We're gonna be playing like how they played in season
- 18:08Speaker 3: forty eight, when that is probably the most hated recent
- 18:11Speaker 3: season in memory. Right.
- 18:12Speaker 4: But the fact that he sees Joe and it's like
- 18:16Speaker 4: that's me is like crazy.
- 18:19Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the delusion that we love. Yes, that's why
- 18:22Speaker 6: we love it because Joe is that.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Yes, he is the honor and integrity guy, but he's
- 18:27Speaker 3: also seen Joe. Joe's never backstabbed someone, but we have
- 18:31Speaker 3: seen him be hypocritical, and that's kind of the downfall
- 18:33Speaker 3: of the whole honor and integrity.
- 18:35Speaker 2: I will say I take Joe's side against Shahim. Dude. Sorry,
- 18:39Speaker 2: no this, I will just say this.
- 18:41Speaker 4: I'm interested to see how the rest of the season
- 18:42Speaker 4: plays out, because there's been like rumors out there that
- 18:47Speaker 4: like he was, he went into the season not really
- 18:50Speaker 4: like wanting to use that to his advantage, but not
- 18:53Speaker 4: play the exact same way.
- 18:54Speaker 2: So I'm interested to.
- 18:55Speaker 3: See if he backstaps, backstabs Coach. That would be juicy,
- 18:59Speaker 3: you know.
- 19:00Speaker 4: And I promise Joe fan again, like I I've had
- 19:03Speaker 4: quite the journey with Joe, and obviously he's on my team,
- 19:06Speaker 4: but Joe went from this guy's awesome, that moment was
- 19:10Speaker 4: beautiful to like, dude, can we get rid of this
- 19:12Speaker 4: guy because it's.
- 19:12Speaker 3: Just ruining survivor?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 19:14Speaker 4: Yeah, And so I'm I would love to be pleasantly
- 19:17Speaker 4: surprised by a.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Big He's not being obnoxious and bored, but he did
- 19:23Speaker 3: the thing that I assumed.
- 19:25Speaker 2: That he would do, which is to team up with
- 19:27Speaker 2: an honor and tegrity.
- 19:28Speaker 4: Yes, Like nobody's surprised that he teamed up with John,
- 19:31Speaker 4: I go, I'm surprised that he teamed.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Up with Coach and Colby.
- 19:34Speaker 3: I can't guarantee you that Joe's going to backstab Coach,
- 19:36Speaker 3: but I promise you, if it comes down to it,
- 19:39Speaker 3: Coach will backstab Joe because that's how he plays Survivor.
- 19:44Speaker 6: But if Joe does backstab Coach, you know what I'll say,
- 19:47Speaker 6: What will you say? We did it, Joe, we did it.
- 19:52Speaker 6: I'll say this too.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Like the the thing about Coach is he will backstab
- 19:58Speaker 3: Joe and then he'll be like, there was that one
- 20:01Speaker 3: time that you lied. Yes, but he's not gonna have
- 20:05Speaker 3: that with Joe because Joe has not lied, right, I
- 20:07Speaker 3: don't think.
- 20:07Speaker 2: But he'll come up with something. He will justify it
- 20:09Speaker 2: in his own head. Yeah, And that's what makes him great. TV.
- 20:13Speaker 6: Great job casting him this season, Jeff, great contribution. Jeff,
- 20:17Speaker 6: Rizzo and Ozzie are back. They find out that exile
- 20:21Speaker 6: saved them from three vote outs and they're on the jury,
- 20:24Speaker 6: so it's quite the.
- 20:25Speaker 3: Advantace when they show up on that beach. It was
- 20:28Speaker 3: like when John Smith returned to Roanoke Colony and everyone
- 20:31Speaker 3: was gone, and they're like, what happened to all of
- 20:34Speaker 3: my friends?
- 20:35Speaker 2: Is that too much of a deep cut for you guys?
- 20:37Speaker 2: The new history I'm following. I'm following. Coach talks to
- 20:41Speaker 2: Rizzo one on one. He says, let's be dangerous Rizzo.
- 20:45Speaker 6: Coach then has a proposal for Rizzo to become the
- 20:48Speaker 6: new fourth horsemen. And how does Rizzo feel about that proposal?
- 20:52Speaker 4: Ran, Well, he's like intrigued but also offended because the
- 20:58Speaker 4: proposal comes with with like a hey, we lost one,
- 21:04Speaker 4: so come join us. And yeah, I don't think Rizzo
- 21:09Speaker 4: would have taken him up on his offer anyway. But
- 21:11Speaker 4: Rizzo was clearly just like what am I chopped Liver?
- 21:14Speaker 4: Like I wasn't your first choice. No one wants to
- 21:16Speaker 4: be like, hey, join our team because our player is out, Like,
- 21:20Speaker 4: no one wants that.
- 21:21Speaker 3: What's very interesting is this season. I don't know if
- 21:24Speaker 3: it's the edit or if it's just how they're playing.
- 21:26Speaker 3: We have we're not really seeing two big alliances going
- 21:31Speaker 3: up against each other yet. But do you guys think
- 21:33Speaker 3: as we get closer to the end game that we're
- 21:36Speaker 3: going to see Joe Coach and Jandre the Giant versus Serree,
- 21:43Speaker 3: Ozzie and Rizzo.
- 21:44Speaker 4: I think this episode started that side of I don't
- 21:48Speaker 4: know if we'll get that all the way to the
- 21:50Speaker 4: end of the season.
- 21:52Speaker 2: It's just there's just so many players left.
- 21:54Speaker 6: Yeah, you've also got the loser, wishy, washy middle people, right,
- 21:58Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 21:59Speaker 3: At the end of like, I can't imagine a scenario
- 22:02Speaker 3: where we get to the end of the season and
- 22:05Speaker 3: those two teams, if you will, are both intact.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Like there's just it's.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Too much, too many people and just too much like
- 22:16Speaker 4: just negativity from the that's just at some point.
- 22:20Speaker 3: Coach is gonna go home at some point.
- 22:23Speaker 6: Next up is where we find out the Alliance of Rizzo, Si,
- 22:26Speaker 6: and Ozzy has a name.
- 22:28Speaker 2: It's series Wizard of Oz. I mean what.
- 22:32Speaker 3: You've ridden me right now? It's just good rolls off
- 22:36Speaker 3: the tongue Oz versus the Four Horsemen.
- 22:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd book that match. The Theriz. The Wizard of
- 22:47Speaker 4: Oz is so fun.
- 22:49Speaker 3: Because you know what I love about the Four Horsemen,
- 22:51Speaker 3: there's three of them.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Yeah. Currently mm hmm. They think they have Rizzo.
- 22:56Speaker 6: I guess yeah, they don't now Rizzo's double dip brother.
- 23:00Speaker 6: I did think that right after Coach said it. It's like, hey,
- 23:03Speaker 6: I just voted off one of my Alliance members. Would
- 23:06Speaker 6: you like to fill the spot?
- 23:08Speaker 3: I do think in Coach's defense is the injury he
- 23:13Speaker 3: was going home no matter what I approached.
- 23:18Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, though, I am living for the
- 23:21Speaker 4: Seri Rizzo and I think it's I can't believe it's happening.
- 23:26Speaker 2: It speaks.
- 23:27Speaker 3: I think Rizzo has submitted himself as a survivor. Like
- 23:30Speaker 3: we will talk about Rizzo forever now he's sent, submitted
- 23:34Speaker 3: or cemented, Oh sorry, cemented, Well, he is put in
- 23:37Speaker 3: the submissions been accepted.
- 23:41Speaker 6: I need to make a drop of when Chase said,
- 23:42Speaker 6: I gotta stop looking dumb on the internet.
- 23:45Speaker 2: It happens a lot, but you know it's because I'm dumb. No, no, no.
- 23:50Speaker 6: For a future purposes. Can you give me like a
- 23:54Speaker 6: clean like you're saying that I got a lot.
- 23:59Speaker 2: That was that was not clean. I gotta stop looking
- 24:03Speaker 2: like an idiot on the internet. There we go. Thanks.
- 24:08Speaker 2: What was I saying? Uh, you were talking about Rizzo
- 24:11Speaker 2: cementing himself.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I do think the fact that he Serie
- 24:16Speaker 3: who in the preseason said she never met a Rizzo
- 24:19Speaker 3: was on the up and up.
- 24:21Speaker 2: I think we still have him. I don't know, yah,
- 24:27Speaker 2: but I never met a Rizzo that was on the
- 24:30Speaker 2: up and up.
- 24:31Speaker 3: Rizzo came into the season where everyone seemed to be
- 24:34Speaker 3: against him even though they had not seen him play.
- 24:37Speaker 3: And that's why they were against him, and that's why
- 24:38Speaker 3: they were against him. But also because of his ri
- 24:41Speaker 3: I Z g O D thing and the trailer, the teaser. Yeah,
- 24:44Speaker 3: he everyone that he has met Colby Serie. All of
- 24:48Speaker 3: these old school players love him. In this episode, we
- 24:51Speaker 3: see Serien not only be like I'm sticking with Rizzo,
- 24:54Speaker 3: but defending him and like they're going all the way together.
- 24:58Speaker 2: And I think that that shows how.
- 25:01Speaker 4: Telling him more later, but also like the way that
- 25:05Speaker 4: Rizzo even carried himself in this tribal, which was really
- 25:09Speaker 4: like really impressed, Like this kid who just played he's
- 25:13Speaker 4: he's showing that he belongs.
- 25:15Speaker 2: And I I I'm very happy.
- 25:17Speaker 3: All it takes is one returning season to make a
- 25:20Speaker 3: Survivor legend. And I think Rizzo has submitted himself and
- 25:24Speaker 3: we will accept that submitted.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Wait a second, yes, except.
- 25:30Speaker 6: He submitted himself the cement. Yes, that's a hard word
- 25:35Speaker 6: though a little bit. Now for another edition of Emily
- 25:39Speaker 6: tells Everyone Everything Jesus. Emily says, the idols are so
- 25:44Speaker 6: public this season, Rizzo, where did you get yours from?
- 25:47Speaker 6: Emily is not supposed to know that Rizzo has this,
- 25:51Speaker 6: and Rizzo asks Emily how do you know about that?
- 25:53Speaker 6: Emily said she heard it from D and now the
- 25:56Speaker 6: Rizard is not too happy.
- 25:57Speaker 4: Dude, and I honestly believe that this is probably costy.
- 26:03Speaker 4: This is the first I could see d getting those.
- 26:06Speaker 4: Everybody like Rizzo like I was right, but we can't
- 26:10Speaker 4: trust her now she's.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Yeah, is it refresh my memory?
- 26:14Speaker 3: This isn't the first time that Emily's spilling a secret
- 26:18Speaker 3: cost someone to go home.
- 26:21Speaker 2: I have to go back and think about it.
- 26:22Speaker 6: But we just know she's done it a lot, whether
- 26:25Speaker 6: it impacted the vote or not, because Christian has done
- 26:27Speaker 6: it a lot.
- 26:28Speaker 2: You know what, it's intentional. She's playing forty chess, brother.
- 26:34Speaker 3: She is playing a good game, like no one's throwing
- 26:36Speaker 3: her name out. But is it because she's so sloppy.
- 26:40Speaker 2: I don't think it's playing a good game. I don't
- 26:42Speaker 2: tell if she wins, we'll all see that she.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Wants if she gets to the end, and and like
- 26:48Speaker 4: she gets the final tribal and that like afterwards in
- 26:51Speaker 4: the exit press, she's like, I played a sloppy game
- 26:54Speaker 4: on purpose to get me to the final because I
- 26:56Speaker 4: knew people would go along.
- 26:57Speaker 2: I'd be like, okay, that's a good game.
- 27:01Speaker 3: As of right now, it just seems like she just
- 27:03Speaker 3: is like sloppy super well, you know, she's really interested
- 27:07Speaker 3: in the investment opportunities of the legalization of weed.
- 27:10Speaker 6: Mj biscon listen to our season fifty Extravagancer show. If
- 27:15Speaker 6: you didn't, we then see Rizzo ask D about this,
- 27:19Speaker 6: you know, the uh, the whole idol spilling information stuff,
- 27:23Speaker 6: and D couldn't believe Emily told him after D specifically
- 27:28Speaker 6: asked Emily not to do that. D she knew she
- 27:31Speaker 6: made a huge mistake here. Not only did she tell Emily,
- 27:34Speaker 6: but she told Tiff and she told Jandre, who now
- 27:37Speaker 6: hates her, and it's not looking good for D.
- 27:40Speaker 2: At this point, I was very worried, as you should be.
- 27:44Speaker 6: Now we got a boat coming, oh oh yeah, and
- 27:46Speaker 6: you know what that means.
- 27:47Speaker 2: It's jazz journey time.
- 27:49Speaker 4: That the uh, the motor actually sounded a whole lot
- 27:54Speaker 4: like this.
- 27:55Speaker 6: Hello, it's bad and it's time another.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Hey, smooth PD, shut up, shut it.
- 28:04Speaker 6: Who No one cares about your jazz and your stupid metaphors.
- 28:08Speaker 2: Patriot PD is taken over. Hit the music.
- 28:21Speaker 6: This is not a smooth jazz journey. No, no, no,
- 28:25Speaker 6: It's an all American journey. Because they all put their
- 28:28Speaker 6: shots in the dark in a bag to decide who
- 28:30Speaker 6: goes and who was chosen none other than our hero
- 28:34Speaker 6: Stephanie La Grossa. Stephanie walks up to a torture device
- 28:38Speaker 6: they sent our girl to Guantanamo Bay. Stephanie has to
- 28:42Speaker 6: tether her arm to a bucket above her while balancing
- 28:46Speaker 6: on a perch. When she's ready, she triggers a water
- 28:49Speaker 6: timer and a pot will slowly rise as the water
- 28:53Speaker 6: spills out, and it's going to take having her arm
- 28:56Speaker 6: held up for an hour to successfully drain the swan.
- 29:01Speaker 6: Stephanie's a little concerned about this because fifteen years ago
- 29:04Speaker 6: on Heroes Versus Villains, she dislocated her shoulder and had
- 29:08Speaker 6: to have reconstructive surgery. So she knew if she used
- 29:12Speaker 6: that arm it was going to lock her up. But
- 29:15Speaker 6: Stephanie had a concept of a plan with her less
- 29:19Speaker 6: dominant arm our. Patriot marched into battle. Everything that could
- 29:24Speaker 6: hurt did hurt, and it hurt big Lea. But Stephanie
- 29:28Speaker 6: stood strong in the face of persecution, and just like
- 29:32Speaker 6: seventeen seventy three, all the.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Teas filled out, the pot broke, and Stephanie did it.
- 29:40Speaker 5: Our American hero has saved the day.
- 30:00Speaker 7: Men who died. Who gave that like to me till
- 30:10Speaker 7: today because here no doubt this man.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Got this.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Patriot PD man. What a killer a wrap.
- 30:31Speaker 6: Up there, got to put the Dean scream in there twice.
- 30:36Speaker 2: I uh, you know what.
- 30:39Speaker 4: Go with a heart transition back to the actual journey itself.
- 30:45Speaker 4: I really like that this journey was just a like
- 30:50Speaker 4: a challenge that we've seen before, like that, Like it's
- 30:53Speaker 4: it's not some sort of like a can you stack blocks?
- 30:56Speaker 2: It's like this is a tried and true and.
- 31:00Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah with the you know a few like fancier
- 31:04Speaker 4: little thing like the water dipping down to fill up
- 31:06Speaker 4: the thing, like that's a little bit different and stuff.
- 31:08Speaker 4: But this is hold up your arm. If you bring
- 31:10Speaker 4: it down, the water's gonna fall me cuss or Iver classic.
- 31:14Speaker 2: And I like that a lot.
- 31:15Speaker 3: If mister Beast was in charge of this challenge, it
- 31:17Speaker 3: would have been a guillotine and you got to keep
- 31:20Speaker 3: your hand up.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Worlds, it'll chop your head off. Uh. Let's talk about.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Stephanie a little bit and then we can move on,
- 31:26Speaker 3: because you did such a great job of wrapping up
- 31:27Speaker 3: what happened. But I do want to say that, you know,
- 31:30Speaker 3: Stephanie is some hot water hot not exactly a fan favorite.
- 31:36Speaker 3: I did really enjoy it. Did get me hyped up
- 31:39Speaker 3: hearing about her past. When the time and and here's
- 31:43Speaker 3: where CI villains where she popped her shoulder out of place. Yeah,
- 31:47Speaker 3: popped it back in and finished the challenge. I loved
- 31:50Speaker 3: hyped up all over it. I love that they're showing
- 31:53Speaker 3: us that stuff. Do you like the I think that
- 31:54Speaker 3: they're doing a really good job of that. And as
- 31:57Speaker 3: hard of a time as we've given Stephanie in right
- 31:59Speaker 3: for yes, yes, this was a reminder that, yeah, she
- 32:04Speaker 3: is a survivor legend in the game of Survivor. Stephanie
- 32:08Speaker 3: is awesome.
- 32:08Speaker 4: Yes, And it was great to see her do this
- 32:11Speaker 4: and like still have it and prove it to herself.
- 32:14Speaker 4: And I thought it was wonderful. It did make me wonder,
- 32:16Speaker 4: does Survivor pay for that surgery?
- 32:22Speaker 3: I would say no, really, I would say they don't,
- 32:25Speaker 3: but I'll look into it while while we continue.
- 32:27Speaker 4: Because I was like, I'm kind of surprised that they
- 32:31Speaker 4: even put that in there, like to be like, hey,
- 32:34Speaker 4: the game caught forced me to get reconstruction surgery on
- 32:40Speaker 4: my shoulder, Like I don't think that's something that.
- 32:42Speaker 2: The question then goes like, what about Kyle who tore
- 32:46Speaker 2: his achilles tendon.
- 32:47Speaker 3: It's a great question.
- 32:47Speaker 2: You know, does Survivor pay it?
- 32:51Speaker 3: I googled it in the little AI overview thing, which
- 32:55Speaker 3: you know we can trust one. Yes, Survivor Production CBS
- 33:00Speaker 3: typically pays for medical expenses incurred by contestionants due to
- 33:03Speaker 3: injuries or illness sustainable filming.
- 33:04Speaker 6: There you go, And uh, how about we don't have
- 33:07Speaker 6: to give a little disclaimer every time we support a
- 33:10Speaker 6: strong woman being awesome and survivor.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I think when you call someone a jew,
- 33:16Speaker 3: you have to uh face the consequences of those actions.
- 33:20Speaker 2: I'm just hearing about this for the first time. No
- 33:22Speaker 2: you're not.
- 33:23Speaker 3: No, Yeah, go back and listen to Uh we've talked
- 33:27Speaker 3: about it.
- 33:29Speaker 2: I wasn't on the preview episode.
- 33:30Speaker 6: Yes, it's like you keep throwing all these things and
- 33:32Speaker 6: me expecting me to know about them, and I don't.
- 33:35Speaker 3: I don't know. She got wind drum, Yeah, she's a
- 33:39Speaker 3: season fifty party girl. She got wine drunk and called
- 33:41Speaker 3: someone a jew.
- 33:45Speaker 6: Well, all right, yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
- 33:51Speaker 6: Steph got a steal a vote advantage, and she gets
- 33:54Speaker 6: back to camp, she lies to everybody and she says
- 33:57Speaker 6: that she just couldn't hold her arm up for an hour,
- 34:00Speaker 6: and Sari clocked it right away.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Yeah, she's so awesome, she is.
- 34:06Speaker 6: She's like, Stephanie couldn't even look at me, and so
- 34:08Speaker 6: she confronts Stephanie about it. Stephanie just gives it up.
- 34:14Speaker 6: She's like, oh, you know me, Siri. And then Serie
- 34:18Speaker 6: told Rizzo about Stephanie's advantage right away because.
- 34:22Speaker 4: And Stephanie was like, don't tell anybody, and he was like,
- 34:23Speaker 4: you know, I won't tell anybody.
- 34:24Speaker 3: But then she tells the new Survivor legend submitted, what's
- 34:30Speaker 3: that accepted?
- 34:32Speaker 4: Like that shows you how much she trusts him. Yeah,
- 34:37Speaker 4: so quickly, even seeing his game. Just in the few
- 34:42Speaker 4: days that she's been with Rizzo, she's like, you know what, listen,
- 34:45Speaker 4: you gotta trust somebody in this game.
- 34:46Speaker 2: At some point, why the heck not Rizzo? Why the
- 34:49Speaker 2: heck not? Why the heck, Why the heck not? Why
- 34:50Speaker 2: the heck not?
- 34:51Speaker 6: Rizzo told Si about d spilling the Idle secret, and
- 34:55Speaker 6: Serie says, if we can get D out, we just
- 34:57Speaker 6: might have to do it. And that brings up to
- 35:00Speaker 6: challenge time.
- 35:01Speaker 3: With Chase, everybody's favorite part of the episode. Guys, this
- 35:08Speaker 3: is going to be a long one, so buckle up,
- 35:10Speaker 3: bitches up for the challenge. The players will divide into
- 35:14Speaker 3: two groups of seven. The first obstacle is digging up
- 35:16Speaker 3: a massive boulder, reminiscent of Season three Survivor Africa and Ibody.
- 35:21Speaker 3: Remember that that's how they started the season. I think.
- 35:24Speaker 6: Uh.
- 35:24Speaker 3: Then they roll it through a series of obstacles, collecting
- 35:27Speaker 3: a back of keys along the way, A lot of.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Keys this season, it's like, Uh, there's the.
- 35:32Speaker 3: Billie Eilish boomerang idol, and then there's the I got
- 35:36Speaker 3: the keys Keys keys advantage.
- 35:38Speaker 2: To key change.
- 35:40Speaker 3: Get the boulder to the end where there's a giant
- 35:42Speaker 3: platform and you have to get all of your teammates
- 35:44Speaker 3: up the boulder onto the platform. Two of your players
- 35:47Speaker 3: will then complete a giant Survivor puzzle. The first group
- 35:51Speaker 3: to finish wins reward, which is Chinese food. The winning
- 35:55Speaker 3: team will also move on to another challenge where they
- 35:57Speaker 3: will be competing for individual immunity. The challenge is fairly
- 36:01Speaker 3: even off the jump, with Blue and a slight lead.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Do you have the breakdown of the teams by chance, Chase,
- 36:08Speaker 2: I have the breakdown of the of the winning team,
- 36:11Speaker 2: because I did. I did think it was interesting that
- 36:13Speaker 2: it was a school yard pick.
- 36:14Speaker 3: Yes, the captains were Giant and Christian. Now and we
- 36:19Speaker 3: can get into this a little bit. It does derail
- 36:22Speaker 3: me slightly. I'm sorry, Hey, what is this show if
- 36:24Speaker 3: not a derail Listen?
- 36:25Speaker 2: You have submitted yourself as a quality host.
- 36:29Speaker 3: Hey, accept Except Yeah, you could see that they both
- 36:33Speaker 3: had different strategies. Christian knew that they didn't need help
- 36:35Speaker 3: with the puzzle at the end. So Christian got both
- 36:38Speaker 3: Joe and Ozzy on his team, so he really piled
- 36:41Speaker 3: on the strength, where Jan Dre's team captain was like,
- 36:44Speaker 3: I can handle the boulder, I need help with the puzzle, yes,
- 36:47Speaker 3: And so he has a lot less strength.
- 36:50Speaker 4: And to Jandre's defense here he did this very same
- 36:55Speaker 4: challenge in his season.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Yes, and he crushed it.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Like what literally pushed the ball out almost immediately without
- 37:04Speaker 4: digging it by himself.
- 37:05Speaker 2: He was a bunch of whimpies.
- 37:07Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was intrigued to see him, uh kind
- 37:11Speaker 4: of gets beat strength wise by the other Joe getting
- 37:18Speaker 4: out Like I was impressed by that, by that team
- 37:22Speaker 4: and yeah, you know, yeah.
- 37:25Speaker 3: All the other really great players. You know, it's not
- 37:27Speaker 3: just a two man joh The challenge is fairly even
- 37:32Speaker 3: off the jump, though, with Blue and a slight lead
- 37:34Speaker 3: thanks to Joe and Ozzy. As we just said, and
- 37:37Speaker 3: what's great about this challenge is not much is really
- 37:39Speaker 3: happening with the boulder, but it's so big and heavy
- 37:43Speaker 3: that it makes it very visually exciting. So it's fun
- 37:46Speaker 3: to watch on TV even though they're just kind of
- 37:48Speaker 3: pushing a boulder.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Listen, in the words of Donkey from Shrack, look at
- 37:51Speaker 2: that boulder. Yeah, that's a nice bowl. That's a nice boulder.
- 37:54Speaker 3: We see Joe really working in this challenge. He's the
- 37:57Speaker 3: one climbing up the giant ball to rab the keys
- 38:00Speaker 3: for his team. He's also screaming like Orson Wells every
- 38:04Speaker 3: time he lifts the ball.
- 38:06Speaker 2: Wait, like who.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Wait?
- 38:09Speaker 2: Like who Orson Wells. Ah.
- 38:12Speaker 3: He's doing that every time he lifts the ball, and
- 38:13Speaker 3: he's doing it almost single handedly.
- 38:15Speaker 2: Purple takes the lead towards the.
- 38:17Speaker 3: End of the obstacles and Jandre the Giant is hoisting
- 38:21Speaker 3: up his teammates one at a time, all by himself.
- 38:24Speaker 3: But Blue actually gets it way quicker because they have
- 38:28Speaker 3: a great strategy going with Ozzie and Joe with getting
- 38:31Speaker 3: everyone up the ball. Joe is pretty much lifting them
- 38:35Speaker 3: up where Ozzie is waiting with.
- 38:36Speaker 2: A and pulling them up and they go so quickly.
- 38:39Speaker 6: Uh.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Then Jandre has to jump up on the ball by
- 38:43Speaker 3: himself for the Purple team. He does it in one
- 38:47Speaker 3: giant leap for mankind and does a wrestling bump onto
- 38:50Speaker 3: the platform's.
- 38:52Speaker 4: It's literally my least eavorite thing about Jondre the Giant
- 38:55Speaker 4: is his insistent on throwing himself.
- 38:57Speaker 2: On the ground.
- 38:58Speaker 3: Reason.
- 38:58Speaker 4: It's just like, dude, just sit down like a normal person.
- 39:03Speaker 2: He just like, raw, I'm gonna throw my body on
- 39:06Speaker 2: the ground.
- 39:07Speaker 6: I couldn't get over the fact that he got up
- 39:09Speaker 6: that boulder by himself successfully and then he botches just
- 39:14Speaker 6: going from boulder to the platform. Yeah, because he slammed
- 39:17Speaker 6: the back of his head onto the wood. Yeah, And
- 39:20Speaker 6: it looked like he was concussed.
- 39:22Speaker 3: He might be, and that's why he went after d
- 39:25Speaker 3: so hard for the puzzle. I think the edit made
- 39:28Speaker 3: it seem closer than it actually was when I was
- 39:30Speaker 3: watching it back. It's Christian coach versus fucking Christian and Emily.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Christian and Emily crush it as always, they're both extremely smart,
- 39:39Speaker 3: but there was a moment where the edit made it
- 39:41Speaker 3: seem like Christian and Emily were going to lose. Yeah,
- 39:44Speaker 3: because Joe's like, Christian, go faster, He's going go, go go, Christian, come,
- 39:48Speaker 3: and he's screaming at him. And when I was watching
- 39:49Speaker 3: it back, I look at the other puzzle with Coach
- 39:51Speaker 3: and he's like holding a piece in his hand like
- 39:53Speaker 3: there's no, it's not closed.
- 39:54Speaker 2: I think that was the edit.
- 39:56Speaker 4: But Christian also looked out of it, like he looked zonked.
- 40:00Speaker 4: Starting at this point for the rest of the episode,
- 40:02Speaker 4: Christian looked completely like out of it.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Christian I think is running out of steam. He played
- 40:08Speaker 3: really hard so far this season. I think he's getting exhausted.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Now let me throw something.
- 40:13Speaker 4: What if he actually really did hurt himself on that fall,
- 40:17Speaker 4: the fake fall that he took, he doesn't remember where
- 40:21Speaker 4: he is or who Still, he still played really hard
- 40:24Speaker 4: in this challenge, so I don't think an injury has
- 40:25Speaker 4: anything to do with it.
- 40:26Speaker 3: But uh so, because of Christian and Emily, their team wins.
- 40:31Speaker 3: That brings us to the next Challenge for Individual Immunity.
- 40:33Speaker 3: The players competing for individual immunity are Devin's Christian, Joe, Steph, Ozzie,
- 40:40Speaker 3: d and Emily. They have to stand on a balance
- 40:44Speaker 3: beam while balancing a ball at the end of a
- 40:46Speaker 3: long pole classic. This one seems really hard. It's balance,
- 40:50Speaker 3: its strength, and its endurance. But it's a piece of
- 40:53Speaker 3: cake for my motherfucking boy Ozzie Challenge beast. Ozzie outlasts everyone,
- 41:00Speaker 3: but Joe and d both put up a great fight,
- 41:02Speaker 3: making it to the last stage of the balance being.
- 41:04Speaker 2: I did feel for Stephanie, who already had to have her.
- 41:06Speaker 3: Arm up in that episode.
- 41:08Speaker 4: Thought she literally said that that's gonna be the downfall
- 41:12Speaker 4: of heel.
- 41:13Speaker 6: If you will do you want to give a little
- 41:15Speaker 6: disclaimer before you say that, like, hey, I know about
- 41:17Speaker 6: Stephanie and blah blah blah blah blah, but I did
- 41:19Speaker 6: feel for a little bit you don't want to do that.
- 41:21Speaker 4: Well, I will say it's hard for her to lift
- 41:24Speaker 4: up her arms for a long time, like it's hard
- 41:26Speaker 4: for her to lift others.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Up and encourage them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, understanding and whatnot.
- 41:30Speaker 2: So I should be a surprise.
- 41:33Speaker 3: I don't have to make that disclaimer every time if
- 41:35Speaker 3: I don't want to, because I'm not the one actively
- 41:37Speaker 3: defending her every podcast.
- 41:39Speaker 2: Hey, this Stephanie thing was a bit. And then I
- 41:41Speaker 2: did my taxes.
- 41:41Speaker 3: And it's not a bit. Yeah, Beating did his taxes
- 41:46Speaker 3: other and texted me and he said, maybe it is
- 41:48Speaker 3: a big beautiful bill.
- 41:52Speaker 2: Hey, that was off the record. As a business owner,
- 41:55Speaker 2: I thought I a big beautiful bill. This was helpful.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Uh, it wasn't helpful for me.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, you gotta just know what you gotta. You
- 42:03Speaker 2: gotta get a guy I got because you said about Stephanie.
- 42:07Speaker 2: That's why you got targeted with the Yeah, yeah, that's true.
- 42:09Speaker 3: I didn't defend Stephanie, so I got I got hit
- 42:12Speaker 3: hard guys. Really fun thing about this challenge and Ozzie
- 42:16Speaker 3: winning individual munity. This is his first individual ammunity win
- 42:18Speaker 3: in fifteen years, his eighth total individual munity. The record
- 42:24Speaker 3: is nine by Boston Robb, maybe ahead of him. Could
- 42:29Speaker 3: Ozzy break the record this season?
- 42:31Speaker 2: Now?
- 42:32Speaker 3: I do want to ask this question. I believe how
- 42:36Speaker 3: many times has Boston Robb played?
- 42:38Speaker 2: Too many? Not enough?
- 42:40Speaker 3: He played five seasons. This is Ozzie's fourth. Yeah, so
- 42:46Speaker 3: Boston robb has had a whole extra game. Ozzie could
- 42:50Speaker 3: break the record in less games, which I think would
- 42:53Speaker 3: be even more impressive.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Ozzie is the challenge.
- 42:55Speaker 4: Go well, and Ozzie has made every jury something that
- 42:59Speaker 4: Boston robb Iss done.
- 43:00Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah for what that's worth.
- 43:03Speaker 6: Yeah, I was watching Ozzie win and I was like,
- 43:06Speaker 6: Chase is going to be doing backflips?
- 43:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that was so old. I really liked it. Ozzie's
- 43:12Speaker 2: so great really, and.
- 43:13Speaker 4: You know what, the Aussie I've been the most pleasantly
- 43:17Speaker 4: surprised by Colby.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Yes, really, I was happy that he was back.
- 43:21Speaker 4: I enjoyed it, and I've been I've really enjoyed Ozzie
- 43:23Speaker 4: this season.
- 43:25Speaker 3: It really shook me that Ozzie hasn't played in fifteen years. Yeah,
- 43:28Speaker 3: that's crazy.
- 43:29Speaker 4: We're getting old, man, even though we've both watched these
- 43:33Speaker 4: seasons as adults within the past few years.
- 43:37Speaker 2: We're getting old old. It's crazy. Whoa time flies? Dang dude,
- 43:42Speaker 2: fifteen years ago, I was fifteen. I can't believe I
- 43:46Speaker 2: watched him play. That's the first time.
- 43:48Speaker 3: I'm not ago.
- 43:49Speaker 6: I watched him play for the first time when I
- 43:51Speaker 6: was six. Yeah, I was p D back then. I'm
- 43:54Speaker 6: just pee now because of.
- 43:56Speaker 3: I was eleven the last time he won individual immunich
- 44:00Speaker 3: How about that? So is PD brand? You were what
- 44:02Speaker 3: twenty eight, twenty nine?
- 44:06Speaker 2: I was nineteen?
- 44:07Speaker 3: Wow?
- 44:08Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're in college still an adult. Well that's
- 44:10Speaker 4: sweet of you to think that I did.
- 44:12Speaker 2: But do you not go to college? Do you do?
- 44:16Speaker 3: I strike you as someone who has Yeah, you were
- 44:18Speaker 3: a teacher. I know, what does America come to? Our
- 44:23Speaker 3: teachers don't have degrees? Jesus those who can't do teach.
- 44:27Speaker 3: That's exactly right, That's what I said during Are you
- 44:30Speaker 3: supposed to shape the future of academia?
- 44:32Speaker 6: Now we've got the winners enjoying their Chinese food. The
- 44:35Speaker 6: losers are back at camp. Let's check in on the
- 44:37Speaker 6: losers where it's Tiffy time.
- 44:42Speaker 1: It's Tiffy time.
- 44:44Speaker 6: Tiff is told by multiple people it's either D or
- 44:47Speaker 6: Aubrey tonight, and tiff thinks it's really stupid to send
- 44:50Speaker 6: D home because she's a winner, she's a huge shield.
- 44:52Speaker 6: But Tiffany isn't going to destroy her own game to
- 44:55Speaker 6: try to save D.
- 44:57Speaker 2: But once again, she's right. Mmmm, So do with that
- 45:02Speaker 2: what you will.
- 45:03Speaker 6: Aubrey says she's going to play the idol for real
- 45:05Speaker 6: this time. She's not gonna forget about it, and then
- 45:08Speaker 6: she dances with Coach. Yeah she did. And then while
- 45:11Speaker 6: telling series she's gonna actually play it, sersa, I don't forget.
- 45:14Speaker 6: And then that was a weird of the dance sing
- 45:17Speaker 6: selection of clips that they kind of yeah.
- 45:20Speaker 2: I mean, it looked like she was having a great time.
- 45:24Speaker 2: She wants to be there. She does. You know, I've
- 45:27Speaker 2: come around on her. I offer you my whole team.
- 45:29Speaker 2: That is very true.
- 45:32Speaker 6: Jan Dre pitches to Coach and Chrissy that if Aubrey's
- 45:35Speaker 6: playing her idol, let's split the votes on Tiffany seven
- 45:38Speaker 6: on D four on Tiffany. And now Coach has to
- 45:40Speaker 6: figure out who's voting for Tiffany because most people are
- 45:43Speaker 6: gonna want to be in the majority. Obviously, but Coach says,
- 45:46Speaker 6: when the army needs a general, you can always count
- 45:49Speaker 6: on me to lead. So he goes around trying to
- 45:52Speaker 6: find volunteers in for the Tiffany. I thought we were
- 45:56Speaker 6: setting up Coach's downfall here because he's talking about how
- 46:00Speaker 6: he said that he wasn't going to do it, but
- 46:02Speaker 6: now he's leading the votes. He's telling people how to vote.
- 46:05Speaker 6: The d dragon is going to get slain.
- 46:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:08Speaker 6: And then Devn's he tells Christian because Devon's is one
- 46:12Speaker 6: of the people that Coach is talking about this way
- 46:14Speaker 6: so dumb. Yeah, Devon's told Christian that Coach said Christian
- 46:18Speaker 6: can't vote Tiffany because he's one of the flippy floppy
- 46:21Speaker 6: middle people. And then Christian doesn't take too kindly to
- 46:24Speaker 6: being called that he asked Coach about the vote split.
- 46:27Speaker 6: And now Coach is pissed that Christian knows about the
- 46:29Speaker 6: split in the first place, right, and coaches on a
- 46:32Speaker 6: mission to find out who said it to a Christian.
- 46:35Speaker 4: He well, he does this by confronting everybody about this.
- 46:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:40Speaker 4: But he goes up to Devons and he's like, hey,
- 46:43Speaker 4: someone's telling the middle people.
- 46:46Speaker 2: And then who was it that?
- 46:47Speaker 4: When I like pulled coach aside, was like, hey, you
- 46:49Speaker 4: can't be telling Devns about the middle people. The Wizard, Oh,
- 46:55Speaker 4: you can't tell because he's in the middle.
- 46:57Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Rizzo gets a confessional where he goes,
- 47:00Speaker 3: why am I a twenty two year old having to
- 47:03Speaker 3: tell someone done at my age how to play survivor?
- 47:07Speaker 4: But you know, what we've been talking about giving a
- 47:09Speaker 4: lot of players kudos for their growth. Yes, kudos to
- 47:14Speaker 4: coach for I believe for the first time ever in
- 47:16Speaker 4: the history of the game, being like, oh, no, I
- 47:18Speaker 4: made a mistake, because he does in a confessionals be like,
- 47:21Speaker 4: I blew it, like I didn't mean to tell him that.
- 47:25Speaker 3: And it's also very funny because we know Devn's is
- 47:28Speaker 3: the one that told Christian. You know what this tells
- 47:30Speaker 3: me Christian and Devons are doing a great job of
- 47:32Speaker 3: keeping their alliance secret. Where Coach goes to Devon's and says, man,
- 47:37Speaker 3: someone's telling Christian stuff, which is crazy to me.
- 47:40Speaker 4: Yeah, because we've seen that. We've seen them together, like
- 47:42Speaker 4: they're over there cuddling on the Hammett too busy doing
- 47:46Speaker 4: his ikus by himself.
- 47:50Speaker 6: Rizzo he also told coach, we slay dragons at tribal,
- 47:54Speaker 6: we don't do it at camp. It's insane that Rizzo
- 47:57Speaker 6: is like coaching coach in this moment. And then we
- 48:01Speaker 6: have Emily who thinks that coach is losing it a
- 48:03Speaker 6: little bit. Right after she says this, Coach says, he says,
- 48:07Speaker 6: the metaphor in here is this cowardly people haiku. So
- 48:12Speaker 6: he started the haiku with cowardly people, and then interrupted
- 48:14Speaker 6: himself to say, haiku. So let's let's start that over here.
- 48:17Speaker 6: Cowardly people make easy decisions hard.
- 48:21Speaker 2: Make easy decisions hard. Great, what the flying fuck? Okay, yes,
- 48:28Speaker 2: so he got one. He did it. Devin's Christian Emily.
- 48:32Speaker 2: They're sick of coach.
- 48:33Speaker 6: Maybe all this d and Aubrey stuff was just a
- 48:35Speaker 6: smoke screen and coaches going home tonight. Let's find out
- 48:39Speaker 6: at tribal okay. There, Yeah, we need to Let's go
- 48:45Speaker 6: to tribal sound, I'll work shop, going to.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Going to travel. We're going to travel.
- 48:56Speaker 3: Were going to travel.
- 49:08Speaker 6: You're listening to one O eight point five. That was
- 49:10Speaker 6: Johnny Sexy with his new track We're going to Tribal Okay.
- 49:16Speaker 6: The song couldn't be bothered to show up? Should have
- 49:23Speaker 6: named this song? Got an undisclosed woman to do my
- 49:25Speaker 6: voice memo because I'm.
- 49:26Speaker 2: Too lazy insane to me.
- 49:29Speaker 6: Okay, here here's what coach had to say at the tribal.
- 49:34Speaker 6: This is what coach said. The first thing Coach said
- 49:36Speaker 6: only in silence, the word only in darkness, the light
- 49:41Speaker 6: only in dishonesty.
- 49:43Speaker 2: The truth.
- 49:45Speaker 6: Now could one of you translate that because Devin's he
- 49:47Speaker 6: was asked to and he said, I'm not the right
- 49:49Speaker 6: person to do that. No, I think I kind of
- 49:53Speaker 6: get it. Okay, I'm not going to share it with you, guys. Okay,
- 49:56Speaker 6: this is from me and coach.
- 49:57Speaker 2: I think how Jeff ended up describing it is correct.
- 50:06Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I think it's the uh, it's just
- 50:08Speaker 6: the you can't have good without evil. But he's you know,
- 50:11Speaker 6: he's giving us multiple examples with that.
- 50:14Speaker 2: That was it was.
- 50:16Speaker 6: It was a fun tribal over it was a fun tribal.
- 50:19Speaker 6: We had baby, Yeah, we're back. We had Suri, when
- 50:23Speaker 6: we had Joe, who he gave an analogy about firefighting
- 50:27Speaker 6: and then Si just shot all over it and poked
- 50:29Speaker 6: a bunch of holes into it. And then later in
- 50:31Speaker 6: the tribal, Joe's like, okay, I'm not bringing up being
- 50:33Speaker 6: a firefighter again.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Don't worry.
- 50:35Speaker 3: It was really cool watching a fourteen person tribal counts
- 50:39Speaker 3: loved it.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so cool. Imagine if it was seventeen. Yeah,
- 50:41Speaker 2: that would have been insane. Would have been awesome.
- 50:43Speaker 6: Now, let's talk about when things really got juicy. Dean
- 50:45Speaker 6: knows that she's the target. She tells everybody, don't be stupid,
- 50:49Speaker 6: use me as a number. Jonathan calls her a liar,
- 50:51Speaker 6: and D is like, yeah, we all lie, we all sing,
- 50:54Speaker 6: as Victoria Justice once said, But she said that you're
- 50:57Speaker 6: the only person I blindsided, and then D throws a
- 51:00Speaker 6: wrench into things. Chase talk about how this play that
- 51:03Speaker 6: D made, if you think it could have worked, or
- 51:07Speaker 6: what you thought of it in the moment.
- 51:09Speaker 3: She gets up and she starts whispering in everyone's ears,
- 51:12Speaker 3: Vote Coach, vote coach.
- 51:13Speaker 2: I got the votes. I got the votes. Vote coach.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Ozzie goes, oh, I've never been a part of this before.
- 51:18Speaker 2: We had a lot travel. Funny travel, right are is D?
- 51:22Speaker 3: Actually? D actually gave a few people a heads up
- 51:28Speaker 3: earlier in the episode, being like, Hey, at tribal, it's
- 51:31Speaker 3: gonna be a live tribal.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Just a heads up.
- 51:32Speaker 3: I'm let you know what I'm doing. Uh. If this
- 51:34Speaker 3: would have worked, If she would have pulled this off
- 51:37Speaker 3: and got everyone at the live tribal to vote out Coach,
- 51:42Speaker 3: she would have been by far the most dominant player
- 51:45Speaker 3: of the New Era, the best player of the New
- 51:47Speaker 3: Era by far. This was such a great strategy she
- 51:50Speaker 3: knew she was at the bottom. She had to throw
- 51:51Speaker 3: a hell Mary pass. I think there's too many old
- 51:54Speaker 3: era players still in the game for it to have worked,
- 51:57Speaker 3: because they are very much I'm sticking with what we
- 51:59Speaker 3: talked about before got here. But it was a really.
- 52:02Speaker 2: Great move and I'm sorry it didn't work.
- 52:04Speaker 4: I wonder who told her it's not working, Like, at
- 52:09Speaker 4: some point she must have come to the conclusion it's
- 52:11Speaker 4: not gonna happen because she plays her shot in the
- 52:13Speaker 4: dark spoiler.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Alert, right, yeah, for everyone who's already seen the episode.
- 52:17Speaker 4: So she goes to tell talk to all everybody that
- 52:20Speaker 4: she thinks that she can get yes, hey, vote for coach.
- 52:24Speaker 2: I think I got the numbers.
- 52:25Speaker 4: At some point she had to come to the realization
- 52:27Speaker 4: I don't have the numbers because if she plays a
- 52:30Speaker 4: shot in the dark and it works, she could live.
- 52:33Speaker 2: That could literally cost me.
- 52:34Speaker 3: I did think about that when I saw her play
- 52:35Speaker 3: her shot in the dark. I was like, if she
- 52:38Speaker 3: loses by one vote, yeah, that's on her.
- 52:41Speaker 2: She clearly knew it wasn't working.
- 52:42Speaker 4: I wonder if somebody was like, hey, it's not you
- 52:44Speaker 4: should I could see like a serabiing like, hey, we're
- 52:48Speaker 4: not it's not gonna work.
- 52:50Speaker 3: Play a shot in the dark, something like something, or
- 52:52Speaker 3: she could have just known from the response. Is everyone
- 52:54Speaker 3: given her? But p D.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Let me get your opinion on this.
- 52:57Speaker 3: When the music started ramping up after she played her
- 52:59Speaker 3: shot in the dark, did you think for a second
- 53:01Speaker 3: it was going.
- 53:02Speaker 2: To be safe?
- 53:03Speaker 6: I mean there's a one in six chance, So of
- 53:06Speaker 6: course I'm standing up. I'm saying, come on, baby, let
- 53:10Speaker 6: it be safe. And then it wasn't, And then my
- 53:13Speaker 6: heart got ripped out.
- 53:14Speaker 3: If it would have said safe, this would have been
- 53:17Speaker 3: an epic moment.
- 53:18Speaker 6: Yeah, I would have lost my mind. But Tiffany would
- 53:20Speaker 6: have gone home, not coach, which is very interesting. So
- 53:23Speaker 6: let's talk about the votes. We got one vote Coach,
- 53:25Speaker 6: four votes, tiff seven votes for D, and D is
- 53:29Speaker 6: the eleventh person voted out and the first member of
- 53:32Speaker 6: our jury.
- 53:33Speaker 4: I will say I did get like slightly nervous for
- 53:36Speaker 4: a second when I realized that tiff was the only
- 53:39Speaker 4: one to write down coaches name, Yeah, because I was like, well,
- 53:43Speaker 4: there's a chance, like if I don't think tiff was
- 53:45Speaker 4: ever going to vote for D. But it would have
- 53:48Speaker 4: been crazy if that was to vote that cost her
- 53:50Speaker 4: or something like that.
- 53:51Speaker 3: Yeah, but it didn't. It's also very interesting. This episode
- 53:56Speaker 3: is awesome. I think we all agree we're back.
- 53:58Speaker 2: Great, this is what we want episode.
- 54:01Speaker 3: I really loved watching the old school players strategize against
- 54:06Speaker 3: the Shot in the Dark. We've seen a million times
- 54:09Speaker 3: people split the vote in case of an IDOL play,
- 54:12Speaker 3: but we watched Coach and company prepare for a shot
- 54:16Speaker 3: in the Dark play.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Very cool.
- 54:18Speaker 2: I don't think we've seen the Shot.
- 54:19Speaker 3: In the Dark played this much in the past two
- 54:22Speaker 3: or three seasons. We've seen it played twice so far
- 54:26Speaker 3: this season. I don't even think they played one last season.
- 54:29Speaker 3: I don't remember. Does anybody remember forty nine?
- 54:31Speaker 4: But I mean I know Mary obviously played it her season, Yeah,
- 54:36Speaker 4: and that was incredible.
- 54:38Speaker 2: I played it and got it his season. Yeah.
- 54:40Speaker 6: But you know, Chase has talked about multiple things that
- 54:43Speaker 6: made him emotional this season. Watching d get voted out,
- 54:48Speaker 6: I started to tear up a little bit.
- 54:49Speaker 8: I didn't expect it to hurt as bad as it did, well,
- 54:53Speaker 8: especially because you didn't you weren't planning on drafting her
- 54:57Speaker 8: to begin with, But then you know she's stuck around
- 54:59Speaker 8: in this is my memory.
- 55:01Speaker 4: But she stuck around on the drafting. You know what,
- 55:03Speaker 4: you were like, you know what, it's my girl. Yep,
- 55:06Speaker 4: I'm going for it.
- 55:07Speaker 3: He has officially lost his first player this season. He
- 55:10Speaker 3: still has five players going into the final thirteen.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Yeah, he has five. I have four, and then you
- 55:15Speaker 2: and two.
- 55:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 55:17Speaker 6: And Chase is talking about like at the beginning of
- 55:19Speaker 6: this episode, Oh, PD, you lose one player and you're
- 55:22Speaker 6: so sad I've lost most of my team. Well, you
- 55:25Speaker 6: don't understand how it feels. D is somebody who obviously
- 55:31Speaker 6: means a lot to me, of course, And it's not
- 55:33Speaker 6: just because she won me a trophy. You know, That's
- 55:36Speaker 6: not the reason why I respect her game so much.
- 55:38Speaker 6: It's not just because I'm in love with her, you know,
- 55:41Speaker 6: has nothing to do with it. It's because she legitimately did
- 55:44Speaker 6: play the most dominant game of the New Era. And
- 55:47Speaker 6: I don't think that her, you know, not playing as
- 55:50Speaker 6: good of a game this time takes that away.
- 55:51Speaker 2: Because it's not even the New Era anymore. We're in
- 55:54Speaker 2: something else. Now Here's what what I'm going to say.
- 55:56Speaker 2: You are in something else.
- 55:57Speaker 4: I mean, look, count the players that are left, how
- 56:00Speaker 4: many how many new I don't know.
- 56:03Speaker 6: Old has it, They have the most very interesting and
- 56:07Speaker 6: the New Era is always a stupid name because ten
- 56:09Speaker 6: years from now, are we still gonna call it that?
- 56:12Speaker 2: But she still is the most dominant player.
- 56:16Speaker 3: Rachel.
- 56:17Speaker 2: We are now post blood Moon.
- 56:20Speaker 3: Yeah, the game has changed forever. This is a totally
- 56:24Speaker 3: different thing.
- 56:25Speaker 4: You know what it's like to have one tribal. You
- 56:28Speaker 4: know what it's like to have two tribles. We now
- 56:30Speaker 4: know what it's like to have three tribles. The game
- 56:31Speaker 4: will never be the same. And we know what it's
- 56:33Speaker 4: like to have fourteen people in a tribal. It's true,
- 56:37Speaker 4: it's the biggest tribal ever. Great, you know what, Chase,
- 56:39Speaker 4: You are right.
- 56:40Speaker 6: Rachel would have gotten through this because Saul would have
- 56:43Speaker 6: given her a get out of jail free card and
- 56:46Speaker 6: then she wouldn't have had to do anything, and then
- 56:49Speaker 6: she would have made it through him.
- 56:50Speaker 2: I'm being I am being perfectly objective.
- 56:55Speaker 3: So I was willing to give d the greatest New
- 56:58Speaker 3: Era player.
- 57:00Speaker 6: She already had the greatest New Era season, and like
- 57:02Speaker 6: if she if she is a back to back winner
- 57:05Speaker 6: and does everything perfectly in season fifty, then she can
- 57:07Speaker 6: be the most dumb.
- 57:08Speaker 2: I was gonna give it to her to night.
- 57:09Speaker 3: If she just survived this tribal because she was playing
- 57:11Speaker 3: a great game, I don't think that her. We're not
- 57:16Speaker 3: going to get into this fight again. I want to
- 57:18Speaker 3: talk a little bit more about it.
- 57:19Speaker 2: She was playing a great game, and that's why she
- 57:21Speaker 2: went home. She was. Yes, she's a little sloppy this
- 57:24Speaker 2: season I think the whole reason why she went home
- 57:26Speaker 2: is like she just she made mistakes.
- 57:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:29Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, of course, but you can say
- 57:31Speaker 2: that for everyone, not necessarily. I think that considering she
- 57:33Speaker 2: is a former winner and she made it farther than
- 57:37Speaker 2: the other former.
- 57:37Speaker 3: Winners, shows that she played a good game and she
- 57:40Speaker 3: did her best.
- 57:43Speaker 2: What So, now that I'm defending dpd's just gonna stay quiet.
- 57:46Speaker 2: I want you to keep going.
- 57:47Speaker 3: I do want to keep talking about d a little
- 57:49Speaker 3: bit because in her Entertainment Weekly, uh interview today, Uh,
- 57:56Speaker 3: there's some drama.
- 57:57Speaker 2: There's a lot of drama. There's so much drama.
- 57:59Speaker 3: Fifth she says in the interview that the live final
- 58:04Speaker 3: tribal that we get this year is they're gonna all
- 58:08Speaker 3: talk about it. Apparently.
- 58:09Speaker 2: If you think that.
- 58:10Speaker 3: There was drama with the pregaming and there was stuff
- 58:12Speaker 3: going on during the season. It's got nothing on what
- 58:15Speaker 3: happened post game. Oh, apparently people are at each other's throats.
- 58:19Speaker 3: She talks about. She gets asked by Entertainment Weekly, hey,
- 58:24Speaker 3: have you spoken to Charlie after calling him the dumbest
- 58:26Speaker 3: player out there? And she goes, I tried to reach
- 58:30Speaker 3: out to him several times. He wouldn't answer me. Finally
- 58:34Speaker 3: we talked about it and he said he was hurt.
- 58:37Speaker 3: I want to read you guys what D says about this,
- 58:40Speaker 3: because it made me laugh so hard. Essentially, Charlie's a
- 58:44Speaker 3: bitter person. We know this because the Lord he is
- 58:48Speaker 3: now furious with D. I reached out to him a
- 58:50Speaker 3: few times. He never responded back, and at one point
- 58:53Speaker 3: I'm like, let me just crack jokes, and I'm like,
- 58:55Speaker 3: all right, if you hate me, just say that, you know,
- 58:57Speaker 3: like I was just cracking jokes. And it finally got
- 58:59Speaker 3: to the point where I'm like, all right, what the
- 59:01Speaker 3: heck is happening, what's going on, Let's just talk about it.
- 59:04Speaker 3: And you know, he told me he was hurt and
- 59:07Speaker 3: blah blah blah, and we talked about it, and we've
- 59:10Speaker 3: had a few text exchanges, but it doesn't seem like
- 59:13Speaker 3: anything's gonna come from it. Interview goes I'm sorry, and
- 59:16Speaker 3: she goes, oh, it's okay with me. I'm sure it's
- 59:18Speaker 3: okay with him too, was it? Why is it okay
- 59:20Speaker 3: with you just because you can let that go. I
- 59:23Speaker 3: love to play the game with people who when you
- 59:25Speaker 3: get out of the game, you can laugh, not just
- 59:27Speaker 3: at what people are saying, but at yourself too. And
- 59:30Speaker 3: this is a season where a lot of people are
- 59:32Speaker 3: not It doesn't seem like they're enjoying the experience.
- 59:35Speaker 2: But I think for me, I'm enjoying it.
- 59:37Speaker 3: I'm okay with it with any person because I come
- 59:40Speaker 3: from a place of privilege. I won my season, I
- 59:43Speaker 3: did it, I got everything, so I kind of went
- 59:46Speaker 3: into fifty without having to prove anything, without having to
- 59:49Speaker 3: worry about tainting my reputation.
- 59:51Speaker 2: That does an answer for someone who wants to play again, too, dude.
- 59:53Speaker 4: There's been a lot of post game interviews that I've
- 59:56Speaker 4: been like, this person is blowing it up. They don't
- 59:58Speaker 4: care about playing it, and Camilla is one of them.
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: I've like a lot of Camilla's answers are like, Camilla
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: doesn't care if she plays again, and that's fine. It's
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: not for me because I want to see Kmeilo plays
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: as many times as she wants to. But D clearly
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: like with.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: These she's awesome, like all of her I mean it
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: was cutting promos.
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: D literally is on the record who one of the
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: people that was there.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: It might have been Dalton that was there early on
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: in the season.
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: Literally has D on record asking Jeff, hey, is the
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: season going Okay?
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: She was an on fire co host.
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: She's very much she played on the Challenge, She's very
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: much a CBS person. She's gonna be in the same
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: role as like a par of her, a Boston rob
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: going probably in the hopefully as she should.
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a great player. I can see her winning again.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: What do I do think that this was not great
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: for her? And I think she's gonna go back and
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: wash her tape and make the change that she needs to. Ye.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: And I hope one thing that CBS and Jeff realizes
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: watching this season is like, it's fun to see a
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: player come back for the fourth time. Yeah, and hopefully
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: we'll get some new era players coming back in the future.
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: But I wanted to rethink D in you because I
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: think it just shows how cool D is where she
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: was like Charlie's bitter.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: Fuck him.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: Everybody who has a problem with me, get over it. It's
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: a game I won. Yeah, get over it.
- 1:01:10Speaker 6: D was awesome in her original season. She was awesome
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: in the pregame press, she was awesome during the season,
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: and now she's awesome in the postgame interview.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: Stough, She's just awesome.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Apparently this morning on CBS they asked her who she
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: thinks she's gonna win?
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: Why want to go back and watch this? Who? Did
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: she say?
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Wait, I don't know.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: I know, well, I guess technically they haven't announced the
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: winner or was the question.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: So maybe that's what they meant, but she knows, But
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: was the question like when you got voted out? Who
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: did you think I have to go?
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: All I've seen is a quote, Okay, it just says,
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: who do you think she's gonna wine?
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Come on, Gail, come on friendly fire on CBA. Hey,
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: who do you think?
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: So let's see if we can uh screw you out
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: of your NBA. Yeah, I I thought this episode was
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: great back to form and I will also say this,
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: I watched Rob's Making the Merge podcast. I watched Rob's
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: interview with mister Beast was a really enjoyable interview, really,
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: and I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty like
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: I'm not a beast lover by any but I also like,
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: I don't hate mister Beast as much as a lot
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: of people do.
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: I'm gonna start publicly changing my opinion because I do
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: want to work with it.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: Well, I I really, what was that Disney movie I'm
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: a beast lover? I risk, yeah, I risk.
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: I don't know officially even say respect what he does,
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: but I I just think he's really interesting.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: I guess it is the easiest way to say it.
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: And so and I've seen interviews with him and like
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: everybody's just trying to suck up up to him, Yes,
- 1:03:00Speaker 4: And I didn't get that. Like Rob's just kind of like, hey,
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: here's the things that I didn't like about Beast games this,
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: and like I like that. So they do talk about Survivor.
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: There's only so much he can say. But one thing
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: that I appreciate about mister Beast is his He's very
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: in tuned with what people are saying about his shows,
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: but also about Survivtory. He's like, I'm not going on
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: to spearfish. I'm not going to do a whole thing.
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: It's not about me. I go on, I do a thing.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: I respect that.
- 1:03:27Speaker 4: So hopefully that's true. And I don't know when it's
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: happening because I keep watching heavily.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: You would think so.
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: But so it's not on next week's next week on Survivor,
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: I'm most going to.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Be saving Jimmy Fallon, for I forgot about Jimmy.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: Twelve people left. But I don't even know if.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Jimmy Jimmy Fallon is not.
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: We haven't seen a clip of him on the beach,
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: so he could be another Billie Eilishya.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: That's the question.
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: What do you guys think currently we only have Billy
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: Eilish boomerang idols, Zach Brown. But I'm just talking about advantages,
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: like we only have Billiy Eilish boomerang idols. Is Jimmy
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: Fallon gonna have a Jimmy Fallon idol? Is there gonna
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: be a different type of imagine It's going to be
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: a twist that was created by Fallon.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: But do you think we're done with idols?
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: Yeah? I think we're gonna keep seeing the boomerang idols,
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: which in the chat last night, there was some confusion
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: about the boomerang idols. A few people thought that because
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: d no, no, no, sorry, because Ibby played her boomerang idol,
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: that it would boomerang to the person who gave it
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: to her.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: That is not the case.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: If you are voted out with a boomerang idol in
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: your pocket, it boomerangs back to the person who gave
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: it to you.
- 1:04:43Speaker 6: But I think that now that we're at the merge,
- 1:04:46Speaker 6: it's probably not gonna be a boomerang because it was
- 1:04:48Speaker 6: sending it to another camp.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll probably just be a.
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: Regular So in theory, the idol that Aubrey played could.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: Show back up in the game as a regular idol. Yeah.
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: But to wrap up this com versation about.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: Fallon and Beast, Uh, you like how I call him
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Fallon and Beast.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: Sounds like a really weird I.
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: Think that we In the trailer for next week's episode,
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: Jeff makes it seem like there's going to be a
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: twist that could be a Jimmy Fallon twist.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: Yes, it's the musical impression idol when you play it's
- 1:05:22Speaker 6: the lip sync battle boomerang idel. Jeff pulls a name
- 1:05:26Speaker 6: out of a hat when you play it, and then
- 1:05:28Speaker 6: you have to play it as the celebrity.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: I'm playing in this. But he does say double the consequences,
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: So I'm I bet it's gonna be like a Jimmy
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: Fon twists, and then I think the beast thing is
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: going to be Final six, Final seven, like when we
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: have a very few players left, Jeff.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: Jeff's explanation of the blood Moon tribal is the maddest
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: I've ever.
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: Been at Jeff.
- 1:05:50Speaker 4: Really, I just I don't feel like I can like
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: whoa because the way he set it up is fundamentally
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: not true. That is not going to change the game forever.
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: It's just not it was. It's never gonna happen again.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: Did he meet?
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: Maybe he meant this season, like the game for this season,
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: because going home does change the game.
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: This is just not what he said, changing the game
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: of survivor pause for dramatic effect forever ever? Yeah, I
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: guess it could always be on people's minds at the merge.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Are we gonna have two tribals tonight or three tribles?
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: Sure?
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: I guess that changes it forever. Be gonna cry again
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: find out next time I'll find out. I don't know.
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: I'm a little uh hesitant on buying into whatever.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: This is double the consequences a twist. Believe him, this
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: is what it is. It's double the concept.
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: So if it's double double the consequences of the last twist,
- 1:06:47Speaker 6: that means instead of losing three people, we have six
- 1:06:50Speaker 6: vote outs and then we are down to how many
- 1:06:53Speaker 6: we losing night.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: Okay, so then be seven players next week six s
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: six We have said I will seven.
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: I can't wait for from now when Jeff does the
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: six seven, because it's finally caught out.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: Six several, six, several. There's six weeks left and there's
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: thirteen people left. Yeah, yep, so we're gonna see some
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: more bloodshed. I'm sure more blood moon happenings. It's gonna
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: change the game forever. It's gonna change the game forever.
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