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Steak Thief Caught in Calera | Birmingham News

A Calera man’s heist attempt went hilariously sideways when he tried stuffing steaks down his pants—only for two packs of prime rib to spill out as he bolted. Police later found a whole stolen meat haul in his clothes and more loot, including unpaid beer, in his car. It turns out this wasn’t his first crime spree—he’s got outstanding warrants from three counties. A chaotic, meaty mess with a criminal twist. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN:advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public…

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