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The Semiquincentennial | Son of a Boy Dad #250 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: You guys, I haven't seen you, guys. It's so nay.
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  Speaker 4: let's tell it I guess we could. We're wasting precious
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  Speaker 4: Ready, I'm so close, but we're not going to do that.
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  Speaker 7: Right here already, Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 7: Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 7: It is November eleventh. It is eleven am.
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  Speaker 4: Your year live.
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  Speaker 7: When you say what time it is, force of habit?
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  Speaker 4: Does it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it for the listener? Is it to be like
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  Speaker 1: if anything happened after this, then you know when it
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  Speaker 1: took place in time?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, that helps people to know exactly when we're filming.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, so we can't lie about anything, no.
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  Speaker 7: Because like what if, like Trump got shot today?
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  Speaker 4: Man, you keep going back to that, Oh.
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  Speaker 7: It's almost happen, because it's happened the last two times,
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  Speaker 7: both times we've recorded the episode, and then we're like,
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  Speaker 7: i'd sweet, we're done for the week, and then oh
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  Speaker 7: fuck Trump got shot again?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well just maybe then it's maybe then it's something
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  Speaker 4: we should stop drawing attention to because it kind of
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  Speaker 4: feels like we're cosmically.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not really a believer in that, but I
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  Speaker 7: don't think we can speak trump getting shot into We
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  Speaker 7: did it twice.
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  Speaker 4: No, we did it once.
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  Speaker 1: You did it and the other time someone tried it
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  Speaker 1: and they checked his phone and he was.
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  Speaker 7: Listening to the last episode Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 1: He had every single one downloaded. Yeah, he was an
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  Speaker 1: avid listener. This is uh, this is episode two fifty.
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  Speaker 1: He had some tattoos of Son of a Boy Dad. Yeah, lyrics.
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  Speaker 4: I'm at the bank. He just signed with my name
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  Speaker 4: written in marker. Damn, look at that. Have it reworked?
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  Speaker 4: Look at that. That's a fish that makes it seem
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  Speaker 4: like it's my podcast it is. Yeah, you guys are
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  Speaker 4: going we didn't like it. We're gonna have them redo it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why they put my name up front.
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  Speaker 1: They chisel it off. I think it's the amount of letters.
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  Speaker 4: Good news. I won that chess game, by the way,
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  Speaker 4: thank you for letting me finish that. Of course I
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  Speaker 4: knew I was going to so to have aborted the
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  Speaker 4: game when I was in the lead like that would
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  Speaker 4: have been a real sadness to me.
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  Speaker 1: Were you playing against the computer?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, someone who was I playing some rusky I'll
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  Speaker 4: tell you no. It was an American. It was uh,
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  Speaker 4: Magnus Carl's lazy lazy boy with two wys for the
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  Speaker 4: for lazy. He's a five twenty seven. He's got a
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  Speaker 4: star next to the flag. Very brave.
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  Speaker 7: Boy, Huh, I said, I want to get a lazy boy.
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  Speaker 1: You're good for real.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know where I would put it though. It
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  Speaker 7: would just take up my entirely. I would have to
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  Speaker 7: get rid of my couch and then just only half
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  Speaker 7: a chair.
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  Speaker 1: Or you just have them like touching each other.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an option. Tell him about the vitamin D.
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  Speaker 7: I oh, I got my doctor called me this morning.
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  Speaker 7: I said, my vitamin D is like insanely low.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's that funny. I mean they're like
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  Speaker 4: funny because we know you don't go outside.
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  Speaker 7: Bro, you should have seen me this week. Ten thousand
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  Speaker 7: steps every day where too, strolling around just.
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  Speaker 1: From the from the fridge to the couch.
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  Speaker 7: And then no, I was I was making sure I
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  Speaker 7: hit ten thousand. It was actually it was pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 7: On on Friday or Saturday. It must have been Saturday.
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  Speaker 7: I hit ten thousand steps by one thirty pm. At
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  Speaker 7: seven pm, I looked at my fitbit to see how
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  Speaker 7: many steps I had ten, one hundred and thirty seven.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I gotta tell you, I have never told anyone
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  Speaker 4: in my life how many steps I took in a day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean you're an overachiever.
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  Speaker 1: No, I just are you aware of it and you
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  Speaker 1: just keep it to yourself or you just are blissfully unaware.
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  Speaker 4: I don't, I don't. I don't track it. I mean
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  Speaker 4: at one point I had well, I think I had
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  Speaker 4: a fit bit.
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  Speaker 7: But it's just not a step aholic, bro, nothing wrong
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  Speaker 7: with it. Just to me is like it's fake exercise. Well,
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  Speaker 7: they say ten thousand is like what you should be getting.
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  Speaker 4: I want to make sure. What if you never intend
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  Speaker 4: to actually improve your life and go to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: No, if you don't move your body ever, it's the
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  Speaker 1: fat man's exercise, it's fat. It's fat, fat, fat man's exercise.
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  Speaker 1: It's like base lowest baseline of exercise.
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  Speaker 4: From some you know, I got ten thousand steps today.
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  Speaker 4: At some point, when my thighs stop chafing, I will
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  Speaker 4: work my way up towards a trot, and then from
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  Speaker 4: there we'll be jogging, and then at some point I'll
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  Speaker 4: respect myself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think bat man, I don't think steppers are
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  Speaker 1: aspire to be runners.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I think steppers just like that's the goal.
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  Speaker 7: We're comfortable with where we are. We're comfortable with who
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  Speaker 7: we are. Zero insecurity in our form of exercise.
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  Speaker 4: That can't be. If that were, you wouldn't tell people
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  Speaker 4: how many steps you got, bro.
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  Speaker 7: I don't even think I think you're thinking too deep. Look,
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to just have a positive outlook on life
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  Speaker 7: right now, and I feel like you're really harsh in
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  Speaker 7: my vibe.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll back.
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  Speaker 7: Off seventy thousand steps this week, and all of a
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  Speaker 7: sudden you're coming in here saying whatever, you're still a bitch.
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  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't that mean with your bitch ass card again?
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  Speaker 4: You like that? No? I actually do like it. It's cozy,
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  Speaker 4: it bespoke.
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  Speaker 7: It does look cozy, but it looks like the kind
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  Speaker 7: of thing that you could only wear if you are
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  Speaker 7: have zero percent body fat.
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  Speaker 4: I had the dogs this weekend.
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  Speaker 7: Get every single fat role on me that tight.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest, yeah, but I just know that it's
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  Speaker 1: more than fabric.
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  Speaker 4: Awfully, Uh sorry, I didn't mean to change the subject
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  Speaker 4: so promptly. I had the dogs on the weekend. Uh
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  Speaker 4: and they stained every single possible uh surface that I
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  Speaker 4: have in my home. Everyone really because we have one
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  Speaker 4: that's old Koji. You know, Coach Koji is very old.
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  Speaker 4: He's twelve and a half. He's not well, he's got cancer,
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  Speaker 4: and of course he's kind of on his outs. So
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  Speaker 4: so you know, trying to give him a really gracious
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  Speaker 4: final chapter whatever, Yeah, send off and he he leaks
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  Speaker 4: from his ass. His poop doesn't stay in anymore, It
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  Speaker 4: just come. It just sort of he has no idea
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  Speaker 4: that it's leaving him. And I will He'll be on
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  Speaker 4: a carpet or on the couch, and I'll put a
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  Speaker 4: blanket down and know that he's going to do this.
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  Speaker 4: And then he gets up and moves off the blanket
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  Speaker 4: onto a different part of the bare couch. And then
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  Speaker 4: I go out without knowing it for a cup of soup,
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  Speaker 4: and I come back and he has created a skid
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  Speaker 4: mark across the cream crew.
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  Speaker 1: You have the leakiest dogs.
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  Speaker 4: That dog in particular is very leaky.
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  Speaker 1: So your other dog used to be really leaky. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I brought your other dog up to my apartment.
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  Speaker 4: One time.
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  Speaker 1: I walked down and stepped over the barricade in your
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  Speaker 1: front door to have a with my dog. And your
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  Speaker 1: dog was in heat, which is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's right, she's leaking. Well we got that.
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  Speaker 4: We got a painted after that, or spade. We got
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  Speaker 4: a spade after that, because you gotta wait till they've
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  Speaker 4: had one period.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I brought the period right up to my
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  Speaker 1: apartment and let the period run rampant.
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  Speaker 4: He made exactly it was a fucking doggie bolgnas uh.
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  Speaker 1: But I couldn't be bolognis. There's nothing more descriptive than bolognas.
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  Speaker 1: And I could have really added to that.
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  Speaker 4: So Koaji ship on the bed, on the on the couch,
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  Speaker 4: you ship on the rug. And then he actually ship
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  Speaker 4: and I'm talking like intentionally ship in the middle of
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  Speaker 4: the night in my closet on the floor. And I
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  Speaker 4: woke up and I thought, man, it smells bad in here.
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  Speaker 4: But I thought maybe it was just to I had
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  Speaker 4: to take the trash out or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Your fishing pants were in your fishing bag or something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Plastic. Don't you hate the smell that that makes fishing pants?
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  Speaker 4: That happened to me last week? Fishing pants. I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't been. I know you haven't been to you
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  Speaker 4: would have listened, but I watched some clips. Keep keeping
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  Speaker 4: whatever of the way. You guys just make fun of me,
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  Speaker 4: so I don't want to watch the p and then
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  Speaker 4: the comments are just boy, the pots so much better
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  Speaker 4: without Francis, And I'm like, fine, you know what, fuck
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  Speaker 4: you guys, I'm not coming to there, No, definitely, and
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  Speaker 4: You're like, look, we put your name on the sign.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, god, damn it.
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  Speaker 7: Last week we literally went through we just went through
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  Speaker 7: the entire slate of NFL games for like they had
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  Speaker 7: to have been forty five minutes straight.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe talking ball.
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  Speaker 1: We were just yea, not even talking ball.
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  Speaker 7: Is just guessing what was going to happen, just saying
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  Speaker 7: just useless.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: We were pretty accurate though, ten for twelve so far.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a really I mean we actually know ball.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to replace with the Boys Busting in
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  Speaker 4: the Boys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, where we come in, bros.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm talking in Taylor and will guys bottom them
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  Speaker 4: like bang Busting with the Boys. It would be very
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  Speaker 4: hard to bottom. Either of those guys power bottom.
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  Speaker 1: Why because they're so powerful, Because they're so funderously powerful.
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  Speaker 4: I just think that they're they're going to try to
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  Speaker 4: top you. I feel it it'd be hard to top them,
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  Speaker 4: just because that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I mean make them bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think at bottoming then would almost be that's
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  Speaker 4: I am not. I am not bottoming. I'm not letting
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  Speaker 4: my first bottom experience be with Taylor Lawand right now, Taylor,
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna have to wait.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Then last night, after spending hours of cleaning up koji
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  Speaker 4: uh and folexing everything and dabbing and blotting, I go
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  Speaker 4: to sleep and Ruby's sleeping on the bed with me,
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  Speaker 4: my nice white bed. Yeah. In the middle of the
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  Speaker 4: night one am, I wake up to the bed shaking
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  Speaker 4: and I hear t beatboxing. She's dry heaving to throw up,
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  Speaker 4: and so I, in a fever dream, grabbed her and
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  Speaker 4: lying down I did like a medicine ball twist, the
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  Speaker 4: Russian twist with a dog and put her off the
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  Speaker 4: bed just in time to get her off the bed
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  Speaker 4: so that she'd throw up all over the rug. That's
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  Speaker 4: why you work out, honestly, that's what you do it for.
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  Speaker 4: Was so much better than bed, by the way, in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of the night. Rug is better than bed.
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  Speaker 4: In the middle of the night, I think, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: throwing up, But bed is much easier to clean the rock.
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  Speaker 4: So did you clean it in the middle of the
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  Speaker 4: night or you just let it to full X? That
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  Speaker 4: and I had to use paper towels to get the chunks.
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  Speaker 4: I would have been out like a light. This is
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  Speaker 4: a tomorrow. No way in the hell I'm cleaning this
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  Speaker 4: up tonight. Well, the thing you learn about stains when
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  Speaker 4: you grow up to be an adult is that you
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  Speaker 4: have to treat them immediately or else they set. And
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  Speaker 4: that's the longer you let them set, the worse the damages.
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  Speaker 4: What technique did you go with full X full X?
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  Speaker 4: I cleaned it up and then I sprayed and then
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  Speaker 4: I blotted with like a.
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  Speaker 1: Hot I would have just had the dog throw up
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  Speaker 1: all over so it looked like a pattern on the car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, acid wash from a rock and knit rug.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's it's To do it in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night is brutal. You have to go to sleep
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  Speaker 1: and then wake up and be like I had the
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  Speaker 1: strangest dream.
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  Speaker 4: Ye you smell, you might forget if you do it.
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  Speaker 7: If you do it, if you don't do it at
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  Speaker 7: night and then you wake up, just smack your foot.
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  Speaker 4: Right in brutal wet pile of vomit kibble between your toes.
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  Speaker 4: My dog throw up is the word.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't think it's that bad. Well, my dog
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  Speaker 1: throws up every time that she's in the car. But
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  Speaker 1: I realized she doesn't chew any of her food.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, it's just a straight pile. I could just
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  Speaker 4: serve it back there. Well, they do often eat it
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  Speaker 4: right back up, and I don't know if that's out
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  Speaker 4: of embarrassment or wanting the calories. We're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I think I don't know what it is. But my
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  Speaker 4: dogs do that too. Oh forgive me. That was that's
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be inside. Let me just take care of
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  Speaker 4: my dogs were eating their ship for a minute. That
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  Speaker 4: was disgusting. That's not great. Yeah, we had to.
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  Speaker 7: We had to fill their ship with bleach. Get them
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  Speaker 7: to stop.
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  Speaker 4: Teach them a lesson instead of just faking it up.
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  Speaker 4: You poisoned the ship. Poison on the stians. A bit
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  Speaker 4: about poisoning the Yeah, yeah, he just comedians and cars
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  Speaker 4: getting coffee. Felt loses his mind. It's such a funny. Chet,
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  Speaker 4: it's so funny.
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  Speaker 7: He says that there's like a raccoon in there, and.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: My Dad's like, we're gonna murder these things.
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and he puts bleach here, he puts h he
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: puts a freeze, and then he said he wakes up
• 16:33
  Speaker 10: the next morning, he goes, we go outside, pigeons.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Dogs, cats all over the yard.
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: It's like and he's like, the neighbors are coming around.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: You've seen a cat? No? Is he like blowney by
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: any chance? It's amazing, so funny.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta poison your animals, got to the literally the
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: it's the only way.
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: Through shove their face and ship. It wouldn't even work
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: for my dogs.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Is They just be like, yeah, I didn't. People who
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: don't like pets and animals are a liability.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, a lot of them had a like I feel
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: like they're a lot of them were attacked young or something.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Do you think that's it. I don't know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: My my one friend was all scared of dogs and
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: he was like fucking I think he was.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I can excuse that. But if someone just says, I
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: don't know, we didn't have pets growing up, I don't really.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Like animals, that's despicable.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Well. Those are the types of people that will stop
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: at nothing like what what they to get ahead? I see,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't at all. I don't know what
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: you're talking about. They're devoid of that tender warmth empathy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I'm reading that Elon Musk biography by Walter Aakson, and
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: that's unbelievable how good it is.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: All he had was a lump in the middle of
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: his stomach.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that dude's body shape.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it literally looks like someone put the Earth's core
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: in the middle of his chest.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: It's so bulbous, like that has to be a tumor
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: or something like.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It's got to be something that cannot be. I don't
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: know if I've seen that, you haven't seen it. Dude,
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: his chest, not his stomach.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: His chest goes upper abdomen and then goes back into
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: his stomach.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I see. I respect his mind. I don't really care
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: much about his body. Yeah, but it's insane. But he's uh,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: he's truly. You know, everyone knows this. He's got Asperger's
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, and does not know how to you know what,
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize, dude.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: I didn't realize that when Elon does the way when
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: he goes up on stage and he jumps, I didn't
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: realize that he's doing an X like for Twitter.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude. You know that X has been his
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: favorite letter and he's obsessed with it and everything, but
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: also space X like he just pulls everything. I actually
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: never even thought about it. I should be in college
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: and his original.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Rowan actually used to be super into Z.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: No I was in the ecstasy. Brother Z would be
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: tough to jump into on stage. He would not be easy.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: You would need three guys to do that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a Japanese game show. I think you
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: would need three jumping letters.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: How would you do?
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: I think that he's a game with just alone hosted
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: by Travis Kelcey.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: You can't jump into it. That's good. It's actually a
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: perfect Z.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit twish to me.
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: It's a little tewish. But I'm actually very shocked at
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: how easily you pulled that off.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why we work out. That's why he works out.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: That's why he works out, so he can get into
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: any letter when he needs too.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I knew it. I knew it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Immediately get into a lowercase I than brother.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Oh that's tough.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Brother's gonna have to Ichabod crane himself. Brother's gonna have
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: to pop top. But that's I make this mistake too.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Apparently Ichabod is not the headless horseman. Really, Nikobad's the
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: good guy. Oh, it's like Frank Stein, doctor Jekyl, mister Hyde.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: No, no, he's just like a normal citizen who I
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: don't know the story, but every windness is known. He
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: is wrong? Are you serious? Ichobys was the goody all
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: along Inky Bator.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: It's so trash that Elon even has a favorite letter.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck about a favorite letter?
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a wild thing to have. I have a
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: favorite letter? What is it? H h? No, Actually I don't.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: I was trying to think of what a good one
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: would be. I'm a big fan of a for Adam,
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Thank you for Adam.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, I love you.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: It's just a it's just a weird uh. I don't know.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: It's just a weird thing to be into anytime. People
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: are like have favorite letters, months, season, So I don't know,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: that's just weird.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Okay that you went.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: You took a little bit of a jump there, letter
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: favorite letter to favorite season. I mean those could not
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: be more different. Favorite season is a very common thing
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: to have, Like, oh yeah, I like the summer more
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: than the winter. That's not the same as being like,
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: I'm really into letter Q right now.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: This guy doesn't let anything slid, does he.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: But for people that argue that are like, no, the
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: fucking fall is the best, it's like, okay, you got it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's true. I don't care. I don't care what
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: you I think.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: It's common to have a favorite season.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what you eat doesn't make me string me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Spring, No fucking way, dude, it's summer. Well that's like
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: a whole genre of dude. Yeah, barstools, barstool sports. Yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: that's like the whole thing.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking fall seasons.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Hoties.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Meek Phil said he liked letter I Frank the tank
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: loses it on him.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Just realized my parents are coming today and I forgot
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: to tell my doorman to let them come into my apartment. Well,
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: just let me just make sure. Let me see what
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: time they're getting there.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: The people, the people that don't like pets, they must
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: have like slept with like orbs or like rulers as
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: like they're like like you don't like like if you
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: like a stuffed animal, you like a pet. Like a
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: pet is a evolved version of a stuffed animal. It's
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: a normal object, soft squishy thing that a child likes.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: If you're not into that, there is a level of
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: elon musk sociopath right, maybe it's just plain old aspergers.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: Do you see Alex Bennett's not getting her kid a
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: birthday presents?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: That is I see a resurface.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: It's old. Oh that's old. I thought that was new.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: They're getting they're getting him, they're getting their baby stole.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: The gender is but.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Stocks stocks, stocks, And she was like, good, because I
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: do not want toys all over the house.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Toys. Tell you what. My grandmother, when I was maybe ten,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: gave my sister and me a handful of shares of
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: qualcom Who tell me you held, I've held? And I
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: don't even know if that's a company anymore. Isn't it?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Isn't that a stadium? Qualcomm stadium? That would be good
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: news they were able to buy a stadium.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: But if you didn't know and you were just a billionaire.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Right now, I got a log onto my Fidelity Go account.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: I haven't been on since I was ten.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean this would be twenty five years ago,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: so I got to check in.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm checking Qualcom.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: Not even you're not even curious. What if it's like
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: ten million dollars a share down?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It's down three point five shares today?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: What year to date?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Let's go to the five year.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I mean it's doing pretty good over five years at
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: one sixty.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Seven, up up one hundred and sixty seven percent.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's at one sixty seven is the price.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's up eighty four percent over the past five years.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Though, that's good, that's huge. Well, then think it's been
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: twenty five years, dude, do you still have access to
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: those I'm pretty sure we have the receipts, like, oh,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: it boomed, it's all green, it booms. When did she
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: give it to you? Yeah? How many shares did she
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: get you? On thousand, two thousand this might be a
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: couple of racks that you've got.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I mean in two thousand and three, two thousand and two,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it was at twenty dollars a share, and now it's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: at one hundred and sixty seven dollars a share. That
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: was like penstock.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's huge nine nine x. Yeah, how much did
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: she get you? I don't know, no idea? Was it
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: just one? It's in a vanilla folder. This like the
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: receih Hrenge.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: People must just forget about some wealth that they have.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: What happens to like uncleaned stock.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: And ship like that?
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: It probably just goes until time ends. It's just like
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: on a server that outlives us, right, Yeah, I mean,
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: what else would happen to it? Like I have stocks
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: and Apple I too.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: If it reverts to like the company or some shit like.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: That, I doubt it because what if you were genuine
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: Like what if Francis was genuinely just holding that stock forever?
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I am, But what if it was like you don't
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: even have years from now? You don't know that I do.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: I have a pretty good.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Feeling it's in a Manila folder from twenty five years ago.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: The odds that the odds that you we will hit
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: one of our fifteen leg parlays before.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Do you find that older parents know where things are?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I asked my mom recently, where's the autographed note from
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Harrison Ford where he says, may the Force be with you, Francis.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: The best wish is Harrison Ford? And she knew exactly
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: where it was.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Why do you have it?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Are you talking of his greatest the great story? It's
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: one of his great yarns.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Are you not up on his yarns? You don't know
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: that I have an autographed It's on a piece of
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: royal stationery. No, I did not know.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: It's got the I don't know what royal station area is.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: It's the Royal family of Jordan's the crown emblem up top,
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: and then he wrote on it to Francis, may the
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Force be with you. He's also not a Jedi, so
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think he can really be thrown out. He
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: knew force though he came around. You can wish. It's
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: like saying happy Honka. No, you can't wish it if
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: you don't have it. No, it's like saying happy Honica.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: You don't have to be a Jew.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: And also it's like being an atheist and saying bless you.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: You don't get yes, that's fine, God bless you would
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: be out of orce saying God bless you.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I think that it's I think that you can wish
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: force on people.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Dude, if you're not a Jedi, you can't do anything.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: You don't get to gate keep the force.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: If Luke Skywalker hit you up and was like, hey, Francis,
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: I hope you're feeling better. My understanding whatever, the reasoning
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: for this letter was, I hope you're hanging in there.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: No, they were just hanging. It wasn't a make a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: wish foundation. They were hanging out with one another. There's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: a picture how long ago it was him, Harrison Ford
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and King husseyin of Jordan.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: That's right. I was probably uh, I was probably eight,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: and it was right before I got my qualcomb stock.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: And I can tell you this much, if I had
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: had my qualcom stock when I met Harrison Ford, I
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: would have been a lot more confident.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true. You could have told him, given him.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: A could have probably.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, harld it to Harry Ford. I heard you just
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: bought a four thousand acre ranch. Out in Wyoming. I
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: want to go have Zi's in another thousand.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I want to take your private jet out there.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I don't have the cash right now.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: Tied on that offer for the next twenty five.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Twenty five years. I got a good feeling.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: Twenty five years from now, I think I'm going to
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: be doing all right.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: This qcom is going to be up nine X. I
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: can't believe we talked about two Harrisons in this episode.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: I know that's insane. That has to be some kind
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: of podcasting record. But everybody named Harrison's last name starts
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: with b Butker.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Barnes, Harrison, I mean for Harrison Fugman.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of that's what Harrison Bucker, Harrison Bucker.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: That's a third Harrison, if we could find a way
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: to talk to him.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Harrison. Butker really came back from all those weird Amish
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: comments he had.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: I think that what was he saying about the Amige
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: He just is Amish and.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Said, we in the Amish community don't believe that women
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: should ever leave the kitchen. Damn.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: I saw a video this weekend of an Amish dude
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: on a riding on a horse in like uh. He
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: had the fucking thing that he was sitting in the sleigh.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Bug buggy buggy, his sleigh.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: He was passed out drunk, and the cops were like yo,
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: and he just wasn't waking up and they had to
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: like cut off the horse with the car and then
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: wake him up.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I'm just trying to go home,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: but he was dead. He was dead asleep.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, how is that even? It's not even
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a dui. A horse has to be drunk.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: And then I saw another video of a dude on
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: a horse drinking a beer hammered and he goes, it's
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: not a dui because you can't give me a DUI
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: for being.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: On a horse drunk. I kind of that he's just
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: a passenger. The horse is sober.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as a horse hasn't had some infused
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: barley or anything like that, I think you're good to go.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude. Someone used to tell me that you could
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: get a d I d u I if you were
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: sitting in the uh front seat of your car behind
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: your wheel car is off, but the keys are in
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: the ignition, Yes, that's DUI.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: If the keys you're not in the ignition, it's not Yes, exactly.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: And for the Amish in their buggies, my guess would
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: be that that translates to if the buttons of their
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: shirt or or if they're holding the reins, probably it's
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: do ui.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I do think they can get the ui.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I think they have their own settle.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: I think they have their own set of laws, similar
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: to like the Native Americans with casinos.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Do you think that the Amish are aware of the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Hasidic dudes?
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You think they know about him?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Do you think that they probably play pick up every weekend?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: They're all out like travel teams.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guarantee those guys play pick ups versus foreskins.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: They ride their horses from from from Brooklyn up to
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: up to Pennsylvania.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's what I mean, Like the jeff Town.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: They're so similar in well maybe Curious oil, and uh
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: isn't Curious oil like relatively close to curious.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: Imagine being on the highway driving to Philly and you
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: just see like twenty Hasidic Jews just walking down the
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: highway in Jerseys heading to Pennsylvania for their pickup game.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Basketball is the great equalizer because like Mormons are playing it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I assume the Native Americans are playing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: It when they're not.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: They play lacrosse, swinging lacrosse sticks around lacrosse.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: There's nothing that's that. What's that movie? The lacrosse movie?
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know what. I nimember what it's called, but
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I know that, uh, I know that people that were
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: in it had they sent out a cast and call
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: to our team to play like the bad bad guy
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: white team.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like the sweetish team from my team that was
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: whatever the team was that they were winning so bad.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: They were like play lefty this game. They were like
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: used your off hands. Yeah, that's a scene in the movie.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: That a team did that against my grade school soccer
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: team only left foot the Haverford School.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: That's brutal, it was. So that's a really good school.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: They're good at sports.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: They're amazing. They're really good at fucking soccer, especially in
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: like the grade school I.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Know that have a Ford school that's in that's in
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: like brin mar Pennsylvania.
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: That are getting whooped in sports as a child is
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: always crazy. But it's also like we played I remember
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: being on playing hockey and I remember we showed up
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: to the rink and the other team showed up in
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: full suits and where I'm wearing like sweatpants and a
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: T shirt, and I was like, dude, we're losing this game.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: We lost by like fifteen.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: They all had suit I had like my fucking pads
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: on in the car, like walking into the locker them already.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: That's what you do if you were late.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: That's that was the worst.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: If you're late, your dad's like start getting ready, just
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: in the back seat, putting your skates on.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Dude. It was. There's nothing funnier than like in a
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: game where you're big underdogs and somehow convince your coach
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: and your captains convince you guys you have a chance.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. You get super hyped up and you see
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: them doing their warm up and you're like a bunch
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: of fucking dicks, Like those guys like they're making a
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: lot of noise and you're like, it's nervous noise. Boys,
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: they're nervous. Nothing to lose today. And then the game
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: starts and you get fucking walloped and you're like, oh
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: my god.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: First contact is like devastating.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: To phone shattering, you know, hits, and like you get
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: run off the field and you're like, we were, we
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: were wrong.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's gotta it's gotta start for the parents too,
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: because you gotta be like, why are we even playing
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: this team?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's just like like fifteen goals.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: But then halftime speeches too, when they're like, this is
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: like the last time some of you guys will ever
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: play football. Yeah, they're like, hey, leave it all out there.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: You probably will never play football again.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you guys remember the single worst sports loss,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: most one sided loss you ever suffered, the one that
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: I just said probably, yeah, fifteen goals in hockey. We
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: were it was in Lake Placid.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: It was at a tournament, and we were, we were
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: doing well, and then we played a team that was
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: like in a different like conference or whatever, like a
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: They were like a private school or somethhit or like
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: a club team, and we played them and we were
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: like the public town team. And yeah, they showed up
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: in suits and we got our fucking asses destroyed on
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: like the ice rink that the nineteen eighty Olympic team played.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: If I'm your coach, I'm using that as some kind
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: of inspiration.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Oh no, I think that was like I think we
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: like all drove back to Massachusetts after that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: It was brutal.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: They didn't even make you fucking run it again.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: Do like when you're that young, if you're playing against
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: a team that's like a club team, like an actually
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: good team. Those guys practice like every single week, and
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: they're also like the size difference. It's just like an
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: unfair advantage, super fast.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what what was yours?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: When did you get smoked the worst?
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I remember the game I won that was the
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: most one sided, which was we played bit Offord in
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: soccer when I was at Chevros my freshman year, and
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: we knew it was going to be a game where
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: we could sort of play our subs. And I was
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: a freshman, so I wasn't quite starting yet, and I
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: this was high school college high school. I scored five
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: header goals. What is that just with my head in soccer?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Do you not know to hitters?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: My god, I thought you're talking about the cross. Sorry,
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: you scored with your head, dude. And every time ESPN
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: three times someone on the side yell would yell, that's
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: using your head, Francis. You know, hell yeah, yeah, that's
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: a good one.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And that's that's how you got into comedy.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where the concussion physical comedian.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that could definitely do the Oh my god,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: that had to have questions.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: But I scored five header goals, and it got to
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: we won fourteen zero. It got to a point where
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: it was like the second game of the season, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: it got to a point where we knew we were
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: We didn't want to score any more goals. So when
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: we would have a clear breakaway, which just kept happening
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: because they were that bad, we'd sort of pass it
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: to their goalie and the ball would like hit a
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: little uneven patch of grass right before his foot and
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: bounce over his foot yeah, and go in. And then
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: we would just say, well, it's your guys field maintenance
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: person's problem. But I became the leading scorer in the
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: state after that one game, damn Yeah, because I had
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: five goals. That's all header goals. Is insane.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. I mean, the accuracy of the crosses
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to be fucking nuts. But you were probably just so
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: much bigger than whatever.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: That was bigger, and they were open headers as far
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: as I could tell. It wasn't just corners and stuff.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: It's so fu dude. I don't know if I have to.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: I think I've told this story, but I have a
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: very vivid, vivid memory of being in I.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Was very young.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: I was probably in like second or third grade and
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: a ball went like like ricocheted off something in soccer
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: and it went like super high up in the air,
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: and I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna head head
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: er this head this, head butt this. I don't know
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: what the singular headed headed. I'm gonna head this. I'm
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: gonna give this ball head yeah. And I'm gonna suck
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: this ball off and uh And I was looking up
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: at it and it started, it starts coming closer to me.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: Last second, I bailed turned my head just smashes me
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: in the cheek and me I just went down. I
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: immediately just taste blood. I think I probably started crying.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Hell damn.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: I was probably like eight years old when that happened.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It's so funny because at that time headers seemed like
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: to natural part of the game. But for like the young,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: undeveloped soft head, Oh yeah, it's like dangerous and if
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you don't do it directly on the front of your head,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: you're you're like going to get a concussion.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: It's like a head butt almost. I didn't get good
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: at head until I was in high school when our
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: coach actually like took us aside and taught us head.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, that's why I didn't get good until I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: looked up with busting with the bulls.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: They have me bottoming for them, is what you're saying
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: is very true. Though.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: I used to like go from and I would just
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: hit it directly on the top of my skull, kicking.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: The right angle for you to be able to head it,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: like when you're a little kid. The ball is just
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like going straight up and like coming down like a
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: drone strike on the top of your head, like the
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: softest part of your like your your skull doesn't develop
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: until when you're in a rath wedding. Oh my god,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: fucking war criminals, all of them.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Damn. So you were in Florida all week? Yeah, I
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: was there. I was in Palm Beach from Saturday until
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Tuesday afternoon, and then I took an uber from Palm
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Beach to Miami. How long is that uber? Hour and
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: a half? What the fuck? And I went to a
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: hotel in my in Miami with Dana Beers and our producers.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: We went out and got Turkish tapas. Do you recognize
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: that picture? That's Dave's pool, Turkis you're taking this from
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: the bay side. You're standing right right on the bay.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: You were in Miami in the pool. Did you try
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: to break the record? It's five five lengths underwe record.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: They're making a plaque right.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Now, the Francis. We're both at Dave's pool independently this week.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Should I hit him up? So can I come to
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: swim in? It needs to become a passage for any
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Barcelol employees lucky enough to find themselves at Dave's Miami home.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: They should try.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think that there's I think there's precious few
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: I know, I think I don't think there's any others.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Who else do you think has has cracked the doorway?
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: It may just be us. Gas has almost certainly been there, Me, you,
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Dana and Gazz, Yeah, anybody else? There may be some
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: just one off situations here.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You're like bobbing down the bay from house to house
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: like peaking off.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: It's actually I'm going to use you should fish off
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: of Dave's doc. Yeah, I'm sure it's great fishing.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: It's the bay of Biscayne. Damn. And what's the big
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: peacock bass morning, big Bay bass? Yeah? I think that's right.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: More like these are all things that Drake has wrapped
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: about Biscayne.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: That's morning. We were staying. I don't know what it's called,
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: but we were staying in the arts district. Who when
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: would and there's some cool stuff going on over there?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: When would? Rules? When was coolet in my clothing store?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: And I bought everything? When's awesome? About five pairs of pants? Damn?
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: That seems unnecessary? Well, Hairball, when you are a single
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: guy like me, you know you got to keep it fresh.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: What's the optimal amount of all you need? Is just
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: one pair of cools? It's not that.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: What's the optimal amount of pairs of pants? Because I
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: think it's somewhere between your.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: It's two one pair of llbing pants and one pair
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: of cools.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Actually, I guess three pants than that you wear your
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: You got your Patriots pants? I have my Patriots. I
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: guess I have four pants. I have pants, because four
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: pants makes it just seem like you have two pants. No,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: I have four pants. I got pants? Do you have?
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: I got my cools?
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: I got my Patriots sweatpants.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Do you got your pants from a cigarette company?
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: What are cools? Bro? These are cools.
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: These are like the best fishing pants that money could buy.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: K you k h u L or k U h L?
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I don't remember? Cool cool?
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: These are great pants.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Quick, Those are the best pants I've ever seen you wear.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: I'm more comfortable with you being around wearing those than
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: when you're wearing your fucking crusty, crummy Patriots pants.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: But I have my I have I have ll Bean jeans.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I have my l Bean blue pants. You haven't worn
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: the jeans in a long time. I haven't worn of
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: the jeans in a while.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: I just go through phases. I'm not a huge jeans guy.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Because you heard mean girls last year say they get
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the ick from jeans.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I think I get the ick from jeans on myself.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: You wore them for every day for like you kind
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: of this is what you do. You get a pair
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: of pants and then you beat them to death, eat
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: them to death, and then you get tired of them.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: They're not cool. That's why you need you need to rotate.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: Well, I need to get another pair of those l
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: Bean pants. Those are the only pants I've ever bought
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: that fit me perfectly.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Here's what we're gonna do. Christmas is coming up. We're
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: going to get him a pair of Elo being pants.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: In addition to what else do we have to get him.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: We have his mother presents for him.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Someone will leave it in the comments, what presents problem.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of white Sambas
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: size four. It's for u.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: K if you're gonna get me a pair of shoes, mattress.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Pad mattress for camping?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Was that one of the ones, he said, I have
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: one great one too. You weren't happy about the Oh, no,
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I was. It was a It was a tent, brother,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: I got two tents. We're getting you a tent. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: got your third. I literally have two tents. Everyone knows
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: you need at least four tents, one for I.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: Have one, two person one four person, more tents than pants.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: Two person, little life act two persons actually a single person.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: We need you to match your pants to your tents.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: A tent for every like capsule clothing.
• 42:53
  Speaker 11: Hmm.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: If you really want to do me, get me something, I've.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Already got four presents for you. Well, I mean, if.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: We're making lists, I mean I lost my sunglasses, my
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: chroma pops. No devastated. How devastating, I don't know. I
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: think I left him in my sister's car, and I
• 43:10
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• 43:12
  Speaker 7: So now I gotta go find them next time I
• 43:14
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• 43:15
  Speaker 4: But I've reordered.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: I've reordered what I thought were the same ones, not
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: even close.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I gotta return them. I don't even know how to
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: return something.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: I got to mail it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Don't even try, just keep it for now.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Returning is such a girl behavior.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: They're too expensive.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: They're too expensive, and I'm never gonna winch girl behavior.
• 43:36
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• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Just live with your mistake.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: No, I'm definitely returning them, all.
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• 48:00
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• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Unfuck your fuck. I didn't know they gave us the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: green lit.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Let it sit on a shelf in fester and make
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: you literally I put them back in the box like
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: the box that it was shipped in. You're never going
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: to return a shipping label and smack that on and
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I'll do it today.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: That's what you'll say. You have like a meeting, you're
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: just like returning some sunglass.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I actually have a pretty sick logistical thing. I don't
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: know if it's logistical. It's called a bureaucratic when reasonable
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: I had when I was in Amsterdam, I went shopping there,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: and you know, you get if you buy something at
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: a store and you get the receipt, and then you
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: go to the airport on the way out of the country,
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: you go to the duty free sort of like tax
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: exchange place, and you give them the receipt. You'll get
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: the tax refund. You're not charged the tax, which was
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: ninety dollars on my purchase, right, but god by some
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: shoes really some Laura Piano, summer loafers, summer walks is
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: whoa timeless yep, And I purchased those and I went
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: to the airport at Amsterdam. I hit my flight was
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: super early, so I had to go I had to
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: walk through three different terminals from where I was dropped
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: off to get to the duty free thing.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: Wait, so you're telling me I'm not to return two
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: hundred dollars sunglasses, but you walked ten thousand steps ten
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: thousand steps to get ninety dollars back.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't know it was that far. You know how
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: hard it is to return to the post office.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: That's not true. We've been to your house.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: It's so close, it's like a block away. You have
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: a vitamin D deficiency, I do. I don't know how
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: you even know where the post office is? So I
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: went to vote at the post office. Yeah, yeah, good man,
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: That's what I like to hear a dvance commit that
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: election from I voted for JD.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Juris doctor advance continue. That's a book rack. I think
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: I told you guys. He'll bill the elogy. It's very
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: good his autobiography. Yes, he pretty much ate fast food
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: his entire life because that's all he had access to.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Broke boy. Yeah, sounds like if you can get fast.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: Food every day, you can go get a rotisserie from
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: the grocery store.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Right, and it's cheaper.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Be real, be real, get get five rotissries for the week.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: And is going to fix all this when he takes
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: a flooride out of our walls.
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: Exactly, our FK is going to prescribe one rotis a day.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Autism will fucking drop through the floor. But everybody's teeth
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: will just fall out of their skulls. Oh yeah, it's gonna.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Be provide bear meat to every able body family finding
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: bear cubs that he's hitting on the road in every
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: pot universal bear income.
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: How long do you think a bear lasts for food?
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: If it depends on how you cure it?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Are we talking black or brown?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Brown? Good?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Oh grizzly will last you a year?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: You think, Oh? Yeah, a year? The heart alone is
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: three weeks. Do you ever have bear heart? By so
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: nutrient de Yeah, it's incredible. You will not need to.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Eat anything else. Your vitamin D deficiency will go to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a surplus vitamin. You'll be handing out vitamin D. I
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: don't think so you'll be able to spit tablets of vitamin.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: They're telling me three months of prescription vitamin D.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: What yeah, what Jesus? No, you know you can get
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: all that from a brown's heart. Really yeah, well they're good.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: Too, but yeah, the Temple of Doom was Yeah, speaking
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: of brown Francis, did you see that uh you see
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: that speed pulled out of the lunchy event at uh
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: in India.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: After he beat Noel Isles. Yes, I show, yeah, I
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: show I show. Yeah, I knew you would be in
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: touch with that. Yeah. I saw him raise Noel Isles
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: and everyone said it was really close. I mean, I
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: show we really brought his a game that day. Well,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: he thought he died. I gotta believe Noel Liles was
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: not in top gear. Who gives a ship exactly?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know show that fast. But now Jake
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Paul is trying to race our show.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Jake Paul is a clown. Jake Jake is fighting Tyson
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: on Sunday. I know it's Friday. We'll see about that.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's actually Friday. No, depends on where you
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: are in the world. When is it Saturday? Dude? I
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: think it's Friday. Really, No, are you guys going to
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: go out for that? Got to hit the bars? God,
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: got to hit the bars. I'm do bars have Netflix?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I read it now Grammarcy Theater. I'm selling one hundred
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: dollars tickets for people to don't watch the paper.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Dude, It's just better to watch with the group. Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Am I crazy for thinking there is a world where
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Mike Tyson wins the fight? Yes? I'm crazy? Yes, Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Well, the one thing that Jake Paul doesn't have going
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: for him is he was never poor? Like to be
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a great boxer, you got to have been a poor dude.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you also have to not be sixty years old.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know what about RFK. People told me I
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: couldn't be a successful comedian because I was never poor.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Look at me now, But is that true? Like, aren't
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: most successful middling comedian thanks to my middle class upbringing?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Don't you think most successful comedians have a similar background
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to you? Like who really got it out the mud
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: as a comedian?
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, uh, Julia, Louis Dreyfus uh all
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: grew up incredibly wealthy. I think Gaffigan might have been
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: pretty wealthy growing up. Not sure about that. Who else?
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Who else? All those guys that went to Georgetown for Bigley? Ah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I'm just assuming. I actually don't know that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: They're Nick Roll and John Laney are definitely hood rich. Yeah,
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: not hood rich. They're like by an island rich.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: They grew up in Rye. Yeah, one of them grew
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: up in Rye. I think Nick Roll? Yeah, his family
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: is like billionaires.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's like that that's not an exclusionary factor. No,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: But for boxing, It used to just be you had
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to get out of the favella, you had to get
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: out of the slums.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Of Yeah, well you got to have that dog. You
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: have the dog, and you yeah, you need more rooftop
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: for your pigeon coop.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Which makes me or maybe like I don't know, some
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: kind of trauma or something like that, like where is
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: where is Jake Paul finding the I.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Don't think j Paul didn't grow up? Rich dude, I
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: was thinking about this. Mike Tyson talks about how his
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: first fight ever was when and he some bully on
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: his block caught one of his pigeons and Mike said,
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: give me the pigeon back, and he goes, oh, you
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: want this, and then the guy ripped the pigeon's head off,
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: and Mike Tyson fought the kid because he was so upset.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: If I had grown up and the bully on my
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: block had ripped our golden retriever's head off in front
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: of me, I would be a boxer today. Absolutely, if
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: that happens in front of me, are you kidding?
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Well, you gotta hope, you gotta hope that you are
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: a boxer. But there is a slight percentage that you
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: enjoy it, and then you get the hunger, and then
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: you become a serial.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Killer, and then you link forces with the bully.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't talk about how how nutrient rich golden
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: retriever heart is. Well, it's a tiny subject. How long
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: could you live off gold reever? RFK is going to
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: make us ee golden retrievers for sure.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: RFK said his first thing he's gonna do when he
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: gets in office is every Golden Retriever will become a meal.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: It's a fact, I know, and it's sad to say.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: But also I mean why they won't They won't mind.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Why do you think China's rising to the up? Golden's
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: are notoriously willing dogs, That's what I mean. Like and
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: notoriously tasty. Mm Like.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think golden retrievers would really protest that much
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: if they had to sacrifice.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: For the for the greater humanity. They like to swim,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: and the saltwater acts like a brine. Yeah, it's like
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: pickling for a good golden golden foot. It's like smacking
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: some salt on a steak. Oh yeah, salt, which is
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: the best way to do it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go to your house France with someone that
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: salt Bay all over your dogs, don't you fucking dare? Yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: you can give me, like, give me the leaky one,
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: the leak sad taste.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Bailey Garland used to cook with leaks. I know leaks
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: are delicious, exclusively he made like leak cookies.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Leaks are nasty. I'm not sure about that. It wasn't bad.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: It was just it was different.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: So tell us about Florida.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: So I set the record for most links underwater and
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Dave spool at five and I had done four the
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: first time watching What about Dave? Though? Because Dave? What
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: if Gas got six? There's no chance. Dude. Gas is
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: in very good shape. I've ever seen his body.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: Body is crazy, really body YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA,
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: YadA YadA.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Diddy face, fuck, you've never seen Gaz's body. We got
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: to get him up here to peel his top off,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: and he doesn't take.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: His shirt off. He peals, he peels it, he rips it.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Well, he's not he's not built as you, but he
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: might have more ab definitions.
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: Oh damn, I don't want to be I don't want
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: to harsh your es. It's gonna light a fire and
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: definitely has better abs than you. There's no chance due
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: he has abs that you like see on your like
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: like you like, they'll come up on your phone.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Fine, as of today, I will not eat for a week.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: You have you for a week. His abs would still
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: be better than yours. I promise you. There's nothing you
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: can do. It's just genetics. You could talk like you
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: don't know what you're talking about. You know it's genetics.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: At least you could know it's genetics. Yeah, it's definitely next.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Because I don't think he's a runner. Now he's a
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: big time runner. He does yeah. Well, he also drinks
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: a lot which run vodka. I think, hmm.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: And he said he's never done a performance in cancer.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: I'll take a triple vodka neat, make sure it's room temp.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: I guess the case I need to treat a wound.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: He drinks a lot of high noons, which I guess
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: that's vodka.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he said he never has done a performance
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: enhancer in his life.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's treating those wounds with high nunes.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Dad said that he's never done a performance in cancer. Yeah,
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: not even like adderall.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: He said nothing. Nothing is just because you're really defined
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: doesn't mean you're really good at doing underwater lengths. I
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: have been practicing. Michael Phelps, he can shoulders. He has
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: no hair, so I have a lot of drag. Right exactly,
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: I'm swimming with a sea an enemy on top of
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: my head.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty confident that Gaz can outlap you.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: You don't understand what we're talking about. Yeah, I do
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: five lengths of the pool. But what goes into the
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: technique of swimming underwater and we don't know if Gaz
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: has any any gating We don't know. Yeah, it's about
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: lung capacity. No, it's about going slowly and not panicking,
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: and finding a very happy place and breathing evenly for
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: a long time before you start your lengths. You don't
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: think gas can do that, holding your breath for a
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: long time, and then as you're starting to get to
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: the end, then you start letting the breath out.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: I don't think Gas is ever panicked.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Do you know why that is here? Ball? Why Because
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: if you let your breath out too early, you start
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: to sink. You want to stay towards the top, the
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: lower to the bottom you go, you you sort of
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: swimming in almost like an elliptical path. Interesting. You gotta
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: make your turns nice and succinct.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, Gaz is going to hear all this and
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: then he's going to apply it. And then the next
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: time he's down in Miami, he's going to be ripping rips.
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: Should I text him and ask how many of us
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: he's done?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: You were to do more than me, then I would
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: go down there and I would not stop swimming underwater
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: until I was dead. We would need a spotter. I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: would not, and he did like he did like nine, Well,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: I would know I couldn't top that. You don't think
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: you could top nine, not the way that I topped
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: the bus and boys, But what if you what if.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: You threw your theories out the window and you just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: you just went as fast as you can.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: That's wrong. I've done it both ways. You need oxygen
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: more when you go fast. Your body needs you build
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: up CO two and you need oxygen. What was Dave
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: saying when you were doing it? He was on the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: phone with I don't know, like the most important people
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: in the entire world doing real ship Dane. It was
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: swimming in his boxers. I'm in some fucking day swim
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: swim trunks on the phone. I wore for the interview.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: I wore trunks for the segment and they were my
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: most European cut trunks. Beautiful.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: So we saw head, we saw cocking definitely one. Yeah,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I would love to be there.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: That's Uh.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: What did you did you go in his guest house?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: What'd you think of the layout of the backyard.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: It was the most outdoor furniture I've ever seen. There
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: were so many different areas that you could have conversation.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: In, and I wonder if he really hosts.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: It was just there was so many spots to sit
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: down with a group of like four or five people
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: and have a long conversation.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: For hurricanes, though, but they know, they said they were untouched.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: You got to throw all that furniture in the pool?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: No, they said they were untouched during that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Is that the way to batten down the hatches for
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: a big store? No, that's what they do in Florida.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: Why before hurricanes they take all the outdoor furniture and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: they throw it in the pool.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: I don't believe you fin with Why would that work?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Why would that be? No, they just put it in
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: the answer blow away. Just a chair.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: There's like are system in his backyard. Yeah, is just
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: like feature mindful water features, water features all over the place.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: There's like a there's like a seating area with like
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: a TV.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: But then there's like a bar area. There's a lot.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I gotta get down there. You gotta get down there.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love it, because he was like crazy, Harry
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: hasn't been down yet.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: He's been texting me telling me to come down and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: haven't been able to find the time.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Well, I mean, will you have these road
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: dates now? Where are you going to Indiana or something?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Illinois?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going to Illinois, Indiana and Columbus.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: That's brutal.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: That's probably why he gets mad that you do road
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: dates because you can't be with him.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: I know, it doesn't like that. It doesn't like that
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: you're not with him. I cleared my schedule so I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: could do the links.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: It was so nice.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: You know what you should do is you should try
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: to whim hoff and then do it. Dude. You know
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: what's crazy. I took this uber from Palm Beach to
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Miami and it was election day and Inevitably, the guy
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: started talking to me about pauls and he was a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: guy who here we go, was trying to for an
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: hour and a half. I mean, there was nothing I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: could do. And at one point he was talking to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: me about He kept trying to say, like, look, I'm
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: not thrilled that. You know, I don't love Trump, but
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: I think he's the better candidate, right like yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: And then we get to Miami. We're twenty minutes out
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: and he goes, Buddy, I gotta tell you right now.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: If I don't piss, I'm gonna piss my pants. And
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: we were in traffic coming into Miami on roads that
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: like highways that were under construction, and we get to
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: this overpass and he pulled. He goes, do you mind
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: if I pull over? And I said, no, no problem.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: And there's no trees, there's no place. He goes to
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: an overpass and that's the start of the overpass and
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: there's traffic below, and he peed off the overpass.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it was over water. It's over traffic.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Into cars and I took a video of it. That's it,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: but I deleted it because I felt weird.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: It's in your recently understandable.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: It was an Instagram story. Oh it's gone, that's gone, right.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see his penis?
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  Speaker 4: No, he had his back to me, so then you're fine.
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  Speaker 4: That's a crazy wind. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 7: I've been on like long road trips with my friends
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  Speaker 7: and like I'll be like, I gotta piss real bad,
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  Speaker 7: and bo will just pull over on the side of
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  Speaker 7: the highway and I'm like, dude, I can't piss if
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  Speaker 7: there's someone waiting behind me at the urinal.
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  Speaker 4: Let alone to end up in my mouth. There's no
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  Speaker 4: way I being here. Somehow it's acceptable. I don't understand.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's public urination, but it's also literally the cops have
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  Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, well, where's he gonna gone?
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  Speaker 4: Yourself? Should have just one bottle? Yeah, but that's also
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  Speaker 4: would you.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I was fine with what he did, but it
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: was one of the most brazen things I've ever seen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because they were there were there was so much infrastructure
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: going in different directions, lots of people had a full
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: view of his penis, and I think he probably sprinkled
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: it on cars. Oh, it looks like the air conditionings
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  Speaker 4: are leaking.
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  Speaker 1: You're just getting pissed on.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine. I mean that's up through the windshield.
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  Speaker 7: You see the head of a penis draining on top
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  Speaker 7: of you.
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  Speaker 1: You're in your like, oh Jackie, let's pop the top. Yeah,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you're just in the convertible.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, especially in Miami, so many tops off.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: You're just in the fucking motorcycle. You're on your fucking vestpa,
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  Speaker 1: and just get a yellow streak on your perfectly white
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  Speaker 1: T shirt and pants. You know people were wearing white
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: pants getting pissed off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he said that. He goes and he got
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: gets back and he goes. That's the big downside to
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: being an uber driver. You just you never know when
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: you're gonna get to piss Oh dude, hit an uber
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: driver hit me with uh.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I got into his car and then he immediately pulled
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: over and started getting gas once I was in his car.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: I've had that happen, bro.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even that it was like a thirty minute drive.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: It's like needing gas. Yeah, but why not get it
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: before or after? Why make me suffer the pank's empty? Bro?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: But my but but don't take the ride then.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: I'm anti uber. I never used uber anymore.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen you lifting.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: I use cabs it's a heavy list, and city bike.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Have you walked to the office yet? Have I walked
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: to the office? Yeah? From your from your home? Yeah,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: all the time?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I feel like that would satisfy you. Ten
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: thousand step quotient.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Oh no, not even close. It's like three thousand.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Oh really, you go there, you go home, you forget something,
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  Speaker 1: you go back halfway. That'll get you to ten.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Sad about your fuck your D deficiency.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I'm pumped well because just at least I know you're
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: gonna get on peds.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: At least I know that. Like the cure.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: No, the cure that they gave you isn't even the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: cure that's like a band aid. The cure is actually
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: being outside.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: I've been being.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: Outside and getting ten thousand steps a day outside, Dude,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: I was outside all weekend, six miles a day.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: You're finding forrester. I don't even know how.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: That's possible, Like, I mean, especially when I did the test,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: I was ripping steps all week and then I and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: then I went fishing the week before.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: You need to shun your asshole I know. I mean,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: it's just.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: Low D. Being low D at the end of the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: summer is insane.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: That.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so bad, crazy because I thought you were
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: an outdoorsman.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: I've been outside. You act like you're an outdoors but
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: you're where you fish, it's always shaded, it's always when
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: he wears a ball of clava. Yeah, I do wear
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: a balla clava, but you're dressed like an antifa.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know, I really don't know. But hopefully there's medicine.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: Hopefully this, uh, these natural supplements will cure me.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I mean taking vitamins also could be just a beneficial
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: thing for you, even just a flintstone vitamin where you
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: probably do wonders for your for your entire life.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: I fucking loved those.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: I've been hammering. I mean, I hammer the fiber gummies.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Do you think flintstone vitamins like are almost as big
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: as flintstone as the TV show Big?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Are you think so one handshakes the other big? Like?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: I think that.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ's bigger than I ever imagined.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: You have no idea how big flintstone vitamins are.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I can't, I truly can't fathom it the bathroom.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: All right, we're done.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah's let's end this. Okay, sorry, all right, thank you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: guys for listening to this episode.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: We will see you on Thursday.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be in Columbus, Indie, and Urbana this weekend.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: Goodbye, Stay still under ground.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 12: Sound game around.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: So so.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 12: Then you need something, No, I'm coming, I'm on a phone. Long,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 12: I was on your phone. I was on your phone.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 12: In one.
• 1:10:35
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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