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Nugget News 19 - Las Vegas! · Notable Nostalgia

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Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
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Speaker 1: See what's up missalge Nerds.
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Speaker 2: We are here with another episode of Notable News where
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Speaker 2: of journalism by by storm. Yeah yeah, stands down. Do
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Speaker 2: you have a what's your breaking news story? Or do
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Speaker 2: you have one this week?
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Speaker 1: I do, and it's actually pretty recent.
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Speaker 2: Uh.
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Speaker 1: So basically in recent news, there's been updates out of Bellagio.
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Speaker 1: They are they're doing a proposal for a significant expansion
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Speaker 1: and the opening of a new display in the conservatory
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Speaker 1: and botanical gardens. MGM Resorts is planning to add new mining, retail,
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Speaker 1: and entertainment spaces to the Bellagio, including bridge, a bridge
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Speaker 1: connecting it to the Cosmopolitan. So I think that's pretty cool.
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Speaker 1: But instead of me just talking about this news, we
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Speaker 1: actually decided to send Jeff to Las Vegas, uh for this.
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Speaker 1: So let's give it off to Jeff right now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see what he has to say. So, Hey, Andy,
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Speaker 2: So I really tried to report live from the from
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Speaker 2: the get go. But yeah, so I went to I went.
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Speaker 2: It didn't work out, and I'll explain why. So I
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Speaker 2: went to Vegas for a work that have you been
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Speaker 2: to Vegas before? Yes, you have? How many times have
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Speaker 2: you gone? Or like, okay, have you made have you
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Speaker 2: done Vegas? Like made mistakes and stuff there?
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Speaker 1: No, I don't gamble. Really. I drank a bunch, but
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Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of like hard drugs or anything,
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Speaker 1: so I just drank a shit ton.
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Speaker 2: So I've been to Vegas now three times. Two times,
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Speaker 2: one on my twenty first birthday, one a couple of
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Speaker 2: years later, and then this thing for work. And the
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Speaker 2: first couple of times, yeah, I got drunk, throw up everywhere,
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Speaker 2: and I also got like a handy handy uh from
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Speaker 2: a middle aged woman at Studio fifty four the first
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Speaker 2: time I went, So I was like that was pretty
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Speaker 2: cool cool And then wait, oh, I don't think that
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Speaker 2: that was really drunk. I don't think so I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: say probably not, but I don't know if there's any
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Speaker 2: DNA evidence we can do or hire like an investigator.
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Speaker 2: So this time it was for work, and I was thinking, like, Okay,
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go there for work. It's maybe like a conference,
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Speaker 2: so I like I won't be there the whole time
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Speaker 2: doing to conference. Than so I can like go because
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Speaker 2: I wanted to go to like me ow Wolf, which
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Speaker 2: is like this immersive experience, or like go see a
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Speaker 2: show or something. So the night before I left early flight,
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Speaker 2: I barely slept because I didn't want to miss my flight,
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Speaker 2: and I maybe got two hours of sleep max. Then
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Speaker 2: I woke up super early. Jammer was like, oh, I'll
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Speaker 2: take you, and I was like, no, because then you're
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Speaker 2: gonna be cranky in the morning, bah blah blah. So
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Speaker 2: I was like, I just pounded a bunch of coffee,
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Speaker 2: like Starbucks coffees, like the canned ones from the from
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Speaker 2: the convenience Storks of Love convenience stores. And I drove
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Speaker 2: up there and I had to pee so bad. And
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Speaker 2: usually my thing is when I go to airports, is
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Speaker 2: I stop at this McDonald's on the way to the
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Speaker 2: airport when I'm almost there and I go pee, I
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Speaker 2: get out of my car. I'm like, oh, I'm barely
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Speaker 2: gonna make it.
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Speaker 1: This is the one in Oregon City.
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Speaker 2: No, it's uh, it's like in the where the malls
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Speaker 2: are at the Portland Airport. There's like a target whatever,
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Speaker 2: and it was it opened at six thirty. It was
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Speaker 2: like five thirties. I had tapped on the glass, and
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Speaker 2: I was like pointing at my privates like I have to,
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Speaker 2: and I do like a sad like little peep.
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Speaker 1: But what if it was the middle aged lady. It's
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Speaker 1: just like you found had another hand.
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Speaker 2: Joe, where's that lady? Now? That lady was probably forty
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Speaker 2: five back then that was twenty years How many years
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Speaker 2: ago was that, I don't know, Like fifteen, twenty years ago,
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Speaker 2: I don't know. So she's probably like SI in her
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Speaker 2: sixties seventies now. So when I see seventy year old woman,
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Speaker 2: be like, oh, did you touch my part? And so
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Speaker 2: the guys didn't let me in to go pee, which
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Speaker 2: was a fucked up. So then I was like scoping
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Speaker 2: out the industrial area around the airport to be like
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Speaker 2: where can I stop and go pee? And I figured
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Speaker 2: it out. It's I got it good. And get on
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Speaker 2: the plane blah blah blah, flying there and land and
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Speaker 2: immediately get into a cab. And that was kind of
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Speaker 2: sketchy because I should have taken an uber, but I
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Speaker 2: took a cab. He was driving super fast, and I
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Speaker 2: get to the hotel change and immediately started going to
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Speaker 2: the conferences that I had to go to. And then
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Speaker 2: finally dinner happened around seven. I eat the whole day
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Speaker 2: just caffeine and exhaustion, and then I pigged out. And
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Speaker 2: then I started drinking wine because it was like all
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Speaker 2: you can drink buffet, yeah, and never I don't think
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Speaker 2: I've ever been I've been tipsy on wine, but I'd
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Speaker 2: never gotten drunk on wine. And then afterwards, after this
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Speaker 2: little gala dinner we had, I was like, Oh, let's
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Speaker 2: go walk on this trip and like do our thing.
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Speaker 2: We stayed at the Blage, which I'll come up later,
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Speaker 2: and I got certain people that I work with, like
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Speaker 2: you know, other manager that kind of thing, to like
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Speaker 2: go and I was like, let's just dress really trashy.
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Speaker 2: So I wore like some swim shorts that had daisies
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Speaker 2: because I thought I was gonna be laying by the
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Speaker 2: pool the whole time, but I was. It was a
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Speaker 2: work thing. And I ran into somebody I knew and
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Speaker 2: they gave me an edible and it was like a
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Speaker 2: thick at able. I don't know what it was, but
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Speaker 2: it and then a few minutes later I was just like,
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Speaker 2: oh my god, like I don't know, fifteen twenty minutes
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Speaker 2: out and we were walking and I didn't realize how
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Speaker 2: far the Bellagio is from like the strip, and I
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Speaker 2: was like, this is the time I'm gonna call Andy.
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Speaker 2: So I tried calling you and you didn't answer. So
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Speaker 2: then I called my cousin Melissa, and she did answer,
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Speaker 2: and apparently she told me because she stayed with me
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Speaker 2: this weekend. She told me that. I immediately just started
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Speaker 2: saying I would kill for you, like, and she was like,
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Speaker 2: that's so sweet. I'm like, and I guess I doubled down.
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Speaker 2: I was like, no, I would kill for you, and
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Speaker 2: I was like running across like the street while saying that. Anyways,
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Speaker 2: so then we go to the Blaggio Fountain because they
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Speaker 2: have this like beautiful show to music with the fountains
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Speaker 2: all flashing. Yeah. And then immediately I was like, okay,
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Speaker 2: I'm gone. So then I lean over the Bloggio fountain
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Speaker 2: and I start puking. Oh no much but right but
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Speaker 2: that night I was the mess because it was a
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Speaker 2: lot of families and like older people enjoying the fountain
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Speaker 2: and I was completely gone. But luckily, this this goddess
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Speaker 2: girl that we went to school with and uh, we
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Speaker 2: work together now. She took care of me completely. She
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Speaker 2: sent all my coworkers away. She was facetiming Jeremy and
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Speaker 2: just like thought it was hilarious. And then I was
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Speaker 2: on the other side of the Bolagio fountain and she
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Speaker 2: was like, let's get let's get together, and I would
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Speaker 2: go about five feet and then interrupt other people's enjoyment
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Speaker 2: of the show and start up chucking more so, eat
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Speaker 2: so much at dinner it was ridiculu. And then about
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Speaker 2: five five or ten minutes later, I would move five
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Speaker 2: feet do it all again, and then the this isn't
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Speaker 2: gross you out, but the barfing was more dry heaving
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Speaker 2: at this point, and then but the farting happened. So
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Speaker 2: I was like farting so much in the Blagio outain.
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Speaker 2: And I finally got into the hotel at some point,
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Speaker 2: and I there was this little business center by the elevators,
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Speaker 2: and that's when I was like, oh, oh, this looks nice.
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Speaker 2: So I like lay down and I was like barfing
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Speaker 2: still in the trash can, and all I could hear
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Speaker 2: was like her trying to figure out what room I'm in.
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Speaker 2: I didn't have my room key. And then I heard
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Speaker 2: an employee say, do you mean to call emergency services,
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Speaker 2: and in my mind like, no, don't do that, and
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Speaker 2: then she wouldn't allow that. So yeah, finally, I don't
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Speaker 2: know how she got me up to my room without
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Speaker 2: like my id because my room we could share rooms,
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Speaker 2: was so fucked up. He had my idea of the
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Speaker 2: room key everything. I don't know how she got me up.
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Speaker 2: I think she just like boldied these employees to letting
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Speaker 2: me cluss up, and then she got me into bed.
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Speaker 2: I made a complete mess all over my room. She
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Speaker 2: sat and apparently she sat in like in my room
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Speaker 2: and like made sure I wasn't dying, which was really sweet,
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Speaker 2: but it was a fucking mess.
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Speaker 1: Did you party the rest of the days or was
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Speaker 1: that enough? I'm good for the couple.
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Speaker 2: Next morning, I woke up, got down to breakfast and
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Speaker 2: made an appearance, and the food was dissed. It was
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Speaker 2: good food, but it was disgusting that day. So I
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Speaker 2: just was like eating like a muffin and then some fruit,
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Speaker 2: and then I was I finished breakfast really soon. I
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Speaker 2: went back up to my room and I like was
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Speaker 2: like it's happening again, and I ran to the bathroom
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Speaker 2: and I didn't have time to like lift the toilet sea,
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Speaker 2: So I start puking on the toilet feet, but I
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Speaker 2: gave when we went back for conference that day, I
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Speaker 2: gave so like maybe forty dollars cash. I think that's
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Speaker 2: is that good for the to the chambermaid.
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Speaker 1: Oh the most people anything.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, usually I tipped like a little bit, but
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Speaker 2: this time I was like, she needs some twenties, So
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Speaker 2: I left that for the chamber What do you call it? Housekeeper?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, housekeeper.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Chamber maid sounds chamber made.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like something from like like George Washington, like
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Speaker 1: descend in my Chambermaid.
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Speaker 2: I always think of it kind of poorn, like a
10:17
Speaker 2: sex thing, like like if you want to hook up,
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Speaker 2: like if you want to have a threesome, go to
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Speaker 2: a hotel in a different city and have sex with
10:26
Speaker 2: the maid, sure, like with your wife or whatever. You know,
10:29
Speaker 2: that's that's the best way to do it. Anyways, So
10:33
Speaker 2: or take it. Take advice from me after this story,
10:35
Speaker 2: you know. So then that night, the company had rented
10:40
Speaker 2: out a club like a bar like the Blake Shout
10:43
Speaker 2: Won't kind of whatever, and it was like a rock
10:45
Speaker 2: band plane. It was karaoke. It was all this food,
10:48
Speaker 2: all this stuff. I was like not having this. So
10:50
Speaker 2: after the conferences that day, I went got some like
10:53
Speaker 2: really delicious pizza and I went up to my and
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Speaker 2: I got a Danish and the datish comes up. Later.
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Speaker 2: I went up to my room, had the room to myself,
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Speaker 2: laid in bed, ate pizza, beautiful view, beautiful, beautiful, stunning view.
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Speaker 2: And then I laid in bed. Then I fell asleep
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Speaker 2: and I woke up, and I like, immediately I was like, oh,
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Speaker 2: I forgot I got this Danish. So I was laying down,
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Speaker 2: My head was on my pillow. As I was eating.
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Speaker 2: I was eating like sideways, this Danish so good. But
11:22
Speaker 2: but Vegas was I did Vegas good? On that it was?
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Speaker 2: And then two days later or day or two after
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Speaker 2: the conference, there was a shooting right where I was barfing.
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Speaker 2: Oh it was like a intentional shooting, like not like
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Speaker 2: a mass shooting, but like I think a couple of
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Speaker 2: people died. But it was on NBC night the news,
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Speaker 2: which I watched rest a whole love Him, and they
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Speaker 2: showed clips they had like a person like a reporter
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Speaker 2: there and clips of and I was like, I literally
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Speaker 2: I was pointing out my phone. I was like, I
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Speaker 2: barfed right there.
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Speaker 1: They're like, just two days ago it was the normal
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Speaker 1: Las Vegas experience, people throwing up and fighting. Today it's
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Speaker 1: was a bloodbath.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, And like the investigators had to have seen
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Speaker 2: my bar because I barfed like in the fountain, but
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Speaker 2: also right next to the like where the water begins
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Speaker 2: down below, there's like a big ceramic tube for like
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Speaker 2: the I don't know, like the to help with the
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Speaker 2: fountain shows. Yeah, and I know that there was puke
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Speaker 2: on that, So the investigators had to have seen my puke.
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Speaker 1: Well, they probably watched you know, the day or two
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Speaker 1: before too, just to like see if they were you know,
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Speaker 1: just to see if they've got any footage of them prior.
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Speaker 2: So oh wow, So yeah, somebody was on yeah and
12:31
Speaker 2: then oh my god. Okay. So then a couple of
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Speaker 2: days later, we were on this like call at work,
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Speaker 2: the zoom call with all the other you know, and
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Speaker 2: we were recapping the conference. I was like, oh, yeah,
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Speaker 2: it was so great, and this other person said that
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Speaker 2: this other manager was involved in the shooting. Oh but
12:49
Speaker 2: they weren't. They were making a joke. But I was like,
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Speaker 2: because I'm all about making inappropriate jokes and stuff, but
12:55
Speaker 2: that's not something I would do. I wouldn't accuse one
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Speaker 2: of my colleagues of being a murder during a meeting. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I was like, this is next level and.
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Speaker 1: It was an actual murder.
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Speaker 2: It's actual murder. Yeah, like like we like we make
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Speaker 2: fun of like you know, nine to eleven, that was
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Speaker 2: a long time ago, Like this is a person just died.
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Speaker 2: I was low blown away by that.
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Speaker 1: I feel like with Vegas, I feel like for me,
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Speaker 1: three four days max is why I'm in Vegas. I
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Speaker 1: don't like some people let's go for I'm like a
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Speaker 1: weeks too long, you know, three days, four days max.
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Speaker 1: And that's why I like, that's my just that's what
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Speaker 1: I like.
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Speaker 2: I want to go back. I want to stay because
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Speaker 2: I wanted to gamble because I like playing blackjack. But
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Speaker 2: at the Belagia was like super fucking bougie. But they
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Speaker 2: have the short lou Louis Vuitton, and I was making
13:39
Speaker 2: a joke like I was calling her mais herpes and
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Speaker 2: and they had fifty dollars minimum bet for blackjack. I'm
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Speaker 2: a five dollars table kind of guy. Sure, and and okay,
13:52
Speaker 2: so on the way there, we flew, I flew Alaska
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Speaker 2: and that was fine, like, you know, I got my
13:57
Speaker 2: diet coke, got they give me cookies. It was it
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Speaker 2: was awesome. So on the way back I drove, I
14:02
Speaker 2: flew Spirit. Oh no, it was the next level.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: So they were like when I was waiting, they were like, oh,
14:08
Speaker 2: if anyone wants to upgrade their ticket, sixteen dollars. So
14:11
Speaker 2: I go up there. I'm like, oh I want to
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Speaker 2: And then they were like, oh, we're busy right now,
14:15
Speaker 2: she'll help you down there. Like they were so sassy.
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Speaker 2: So they are get on the plane getting all situated,
14:20
Speaker 2: and then the stewardess goes on the intercomm and says,
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Speaker 2: you all need to sit down, buckle up because we
14:25
Speaker 2: need to get to Portland and back to Vegas in
14:27
Speaker 2: time for dinner.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's wow. Yeah they are. They're really like
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Speaker 1: aggressive on Spirit and like, yeah, this one lady was
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Speaker 1: thrown up and the the dude in front was just
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Speaker 1: looking like you almost fucking done and then didn't do
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Speaker 1: anything after that.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, the Alaska had like these sweet older ladies
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Speaker 2: that were just like super sweet and grandma and like
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Speaker 2: hey sweetheart. And this one I was in the emergency
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Speaker 2: exit row and they have to their spiel like and
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Speaker 2: GI's an emergency or you willed to help? And I
14:53
Speaker 2: nodded my head and she snapped her crylic fingers at
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Speaker 2: me and was like, I need you to say it, honey.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my.
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Speaker 1: God, I know they're really aggressive for some reason. I
15:02
Speaker 1: noticed that too. And then when I went, like, my
15:05
Speaker 1: seatbelt was like fucked up on the side or something,
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Speaker 1: so they go, we need you all to you know,
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Speaker 1: seatbelt on the way there, but it was like it
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Speaker 1: was like stuck underneath somehow and I couldn't figure it out.
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Speaker 1: But they didn't even care. They're just like that whatever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were like talking, two of them I
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Speaker 2: were listening to. They were talking shit about somebody because
15:23
Speaker 2: he is a regular flyer and they remembered him and
15:26
Speaker 2: he had to use the restroom really bad, but it
15:29
Speaker 2: wasn't the time to do it, and they were just
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Speaker 2: like talking about him poorly in front of me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That was like, oh my god. It was so crazy.
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Speaker 2: It reminded me of like a little bit like soul
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Speaker 2: playing because they had music plane. That was I don't
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Speaker 2: know if they do that on regular airlines, have music
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Speaker 2: plane while you're boarding.
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Speaker 1: I can't remember if I did. That threw me off,
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Speaker 1: But do you remember that old viral video of the
15:53
Speaker 1: guy that goes like hydro wife hijo kid. Yeah, the
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Speaker 1: dude that was my right next to me, the steward
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Speaker 1: fly person, I don't know what they're called. Yeah, he
16:03
Speaker 1: looked just like that and he sounded just like that,
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Speaker 1: and he was just like that guy. I was like,
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Speaker 1: oh shit, it's really weird.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. There was the only other person. So it was
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Speaker 2: amazing because I was had two seats next to me
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Speaker 2: that nobody was in. And then in the next emergency
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Speaker 2: aisle there was this lady, beautiful lady she was She
16:21
Speaker 2: was wearing a floor length dress and she had maybe
16:25
Speaker 2: on her ten hand ten fingers. She had maybe like
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Speaker 2: twenty range and she was like laying down the whole time,
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Speaker 2: even when they like were landing and stop, they didn't
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Speaker 2: care at all.
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Speaker 1: We gotta get back for dinner.
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Speaker 2: For dinner. So I it was like half the price
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Speaker 2: of Alaska. So I will be flying Spirit like I think.
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Speaker 1: For short places like that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fly like to like
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Speaker 2: Hawaii on Spirit, but flying to Vegas like a one.
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Speaker 1: Time I was flying back from Hawaii at nighttime, and uh,
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Speaker 1: I was the only one in the aisle, so I
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Speaker 1: got to lay down.
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Speaker 2: The entir I could go for that hardcore, but but
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Speaker 2: I could it was it was. It was intense. So
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Speaker 2: I don't know if like Spirit is looking for sponsor,
17:09
Speaker 2: but I would totally be cool if Spirit sponsor our podcast. Yeah.
17:12
Speaker 1: I just like the fact that they didn't give a shit.
17:14
Speaker 1: They're like, look, we're all gonna be in this tube
17:15
Speaker 1: together for an hour and a half. That doesn't just
17:18
Speaker 1: just stand or sit, I don't care and then just
17:21
Speaker 1: get off. Like that's how it seems like.
17:22
Speaker 2: They did come through with the cart and they were like,
17:25
Speaker 2: do you want something and I was like, oh, a
17:27
Speaker 2: diet coke and she was like four ninety five Alaska,
17:31
Speaker 2: it's free. Yeah. And then and then they were selling
17:35
Speaker 2: their you know, credit cards and on Alaska there they
17:40
Speaker 2: really try to upsell it and this one, this one
17:43
Speaker 2: they were like, Okay, you guys need to fill this out,
17:45
Speaker 2: but you need to make sure to spend three thousand
17:46
Speaker 2: dollars in the first ninety days. And I was like what,
17:50
Speaker 2: Like that's not yeah, that's not a good idea.
17:52
Speaker 1: That's like I remember them doing that to us. Yeah, yeah,
17:55
Speaker 1: it was.
17:55
Speaker 2: It was a it was a riot. So yeah, so
17:57
Speaker 2: Vegas I didn't. I did Vegas right and the sense
18:00
Speaker 2: I made a lot of mistakes by drinking too much wine,
18:02
Speaker 2: but I also felt like an adult drinking wine.
18:05
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I I like the freaking My favorite
18:08
Speaker 1: place in Vegas is that fuck it's the road. It's
18:11
Speaker 1: not the Strip, but.
18:12
Speaker 2: Oh Freemont Street. Free.
18:13
Speaker 1: I could live on Freemon Street. That's my fucking jam.
18:16
Speaker 2: That's my I want to stay on Freeman Street, like
18:18
Speaker 2: the you know Golden Nugget or like there's like a
18:20
Speaker 2: slide that goes through there's like sharks or whatever, and
18:23
Speaker 2: that's my jam. Like I when I went with my dad,
18:25
Speaker 2: we went every morning to a little uh a divy casino,
18:30
Speaker 2: casino Royale on the Strip, and every morning we got
18:33
Speaker 2: we double fisted blended margaritas and that was our breakfast.
18:37
Speaker 1: That's why I would like to say at the Flamingo too,
18:39
Speaker 1: because right next to it there's an in and out
18:41
Speaker 1: and then there's like a really good hot dog place
18:43
Speaker 1: near the in and out. So if in and out
18:44
Speaker 1: for some reason, I love intern out, but that's where
18:46
Speaker 1: of like my jam because like when I go with Kathy,
18:49
Speaker 1: she likes to go like the restaurants where it's like
18:50
Speaker 1: thirty dollars a burger. I'm like, we can just get
18:52
Speaker 1: a two dollars from in and out, you know, because
18:53
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get drunk a throat later anyways.
18:55
Speaker 2: Exactly like I want to do Vegas that way, like
18:57
Speaker 2: Bellaggio is not. It was of a lot of kids
19:01
Speaker 2: and families, which really pissed me off because I was
19:04
Speaker 2: smoking cigarettes and I don't want to smoke near kids,
19:07
Speaker 2: but I'm going to because you're in a casino, you're
19:08
Speaker 2: my motherfucker. And just like who goes to the gift
19:13
Speaker 2: shops in Belagio were like hundreds of dollars for like
19:16
Speaker 2: a rock, yeah or whatever. I know, I want some
19:19
Speaker 2: like tacky souvenirs all I.
19:21
Speaker 1: Want exactly yeah, And I like all the fun silly
19:23
Speaker 1: Vegas one time I was really young. The first time
19:26
Speaker 1: I went, I wasn't really young, probably seventh eighth grade,
19:28
Speaker 1: but uh, we thought it'd be cool to walk the
19:31
Speaker 1: strip because it seemed like it was doable. But it
19:32
Speaker 1: was like one hundred and fifteen and we fucking did it,
19:35
Speaker 1: but we almost died, like it was rough. It was
19:38
Speaker 1: really fucking rough walking the strip.
19:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to I want to go back to
19:40
Speaker 2: Vegas and do it again. But yeah, looking back, I
19:43
Speaker 2: think next time I do a work trip, I'm gonna like,
19:45
Speaker 2: maybe not drink much.
19:46
Speaker 1: Or maybe just eat a little bit in the morning. Yeah,
19:49
Speaker 1: so you don't eat so much at night and then
19:50
Speaker 1: just drink a bunch.
19:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could have done stuff different. And I was
19:53
Speaker 2: talking to this uh uh somebody works for the company
19:56
Speaker 2: and she won some award and I was like, oh, congratulations.
19:58
Speaker 2: I thought that's where the conversation was going to be done.
20:01
Speaker 2: And then she started continuing talking to me, and I
20:03
Speaker 2: was like, hold up, I'm really drunk right now, so
20:05
Speaker 2: I can't do this. Yes, I love that. Yeah, that's
20:07
Speaker 2: all her. The next day but I was getting my
20:08
Speaker 2: pizza and my croissant and she was like, oh, I
20:10
Speaker 2: remember you from last night. You were drunk.
20:12
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm hungover.
20:14
Speaker 2: I can't do this. Thing was I got drunk the
20:16
Speaker 2: first night, second night, everybody got drunk. I got like
20:19
Speaker 2: twelve hours to sleep. I showed up to that next
20:22
Speaker 2: breakfast and the next day I fucking killed it. I
20:25
Speaker 2: killed it. So yeah, so definitely. That's my report for Vegas.
20:28
Speaker 2: So a lot of puke and the belagi and then
20:30
Speaker 2: when I see the Bolagio Fountain, I'm like, I kind
20:33
Speaker 2: of giggle.
20:34
Speaker 1: One funny story. I went with my dad one time
20:36
Speaker 1: to Vegas and partied hard. Right, Well, we were looking
20:39
Speaker 1: for the keys to the rent a car the next morning,
20:42
Speaker 1: and uh, we finally find it, but we're we're trying
20:45
Speaker 1: to walk. Now we're outside on the strip looking for
20:47
Speaker 1: like how to get to our car, and shit, when
20:49
Speaker 1: that starts getting really sick. So then uh, he starts
20:53
Speaker 1: throwing up, and I hear a family walk by and
20:55
Speaker 1: the little kid goes a drunk. But he was like
20:58
Speaker 1: a little kid like telling his dad's like, Daddy, look,
21:01
Speaker 1: it's a it's a drug, you know. But then it
21:03
Speaker 1: gets even better because we're walking a little bit further
21:05
Speaker 1: down the road and he h, he starts throwing up again.
21:08
Speaker 1: He's holding onto like one of those newspaper things back
21:11
Speaker 1: in the day. But a bus full of tourists fucking
21:15
Speaker 1: and they were all Asian and they were just snapping
21:18
Speaker 1: pictures of my dad. So that means wherever they were from,
21:20
Speaker 1: there's just probably dozens of pictures of my dad just
21:23
Speaker 1: throwing up, which is fucking hilarious.
21:25
Speaker 2: And that was before digital.
21:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was probably no therebuse.
21:32
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like they're going to like, you know,
21:34
Speaker 2: their little probably roughly about fifty to fifty at that time. Yeah,
21:38
Speaker 2: oh that's amazing. But yeah, no, that's my report. I
21:41
Speaker 2: don't know if I even called you because like drunk
21:43
Speaker 2: Jeff running across the street and stuff, I don't know
21:45
Speaker 2: if that would And usually we correspond on Instagram Messenger,
21:48
Speaker 2: which is super Do people do that?
21:50
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it's becoming more common.
21:53
Speaker 2: Most of your friends, who do you? How do you
21:56
Speaker 2: communicate with them? Oh?
21:57
Speaker 1: Like you, my friend Madeline are all like Instagram, Yeah,
22:03
Speaker 1: and Kaylene's Facebook. I have a few people that with Snapchat,
22:08
Speaker 1: and then I have like a few people with text.
22:10
Speaker 1: So it's weird.
22:10
Speaker 2: It's all over and then we remember. It's weird that
22:12
Speaker 2: we're remembering because like I Core, I communicate with Kennean
22:15
Speaker 2: via text, Jeremy text, you, Instagram, Melissa Facebook, Like, it's
22:20
Speaker 2: just so interesting that we werembering.
22:22
Speaker 1: But well I did see the call the next morning,
22:24
Speaker 1: but at ten people and my phone is on do
22:26
Speaker 1: not disturb only my daughters and their moms and Kathy
22:30
Speaker 1: and get ahold.
22:30
Speaker 2: Of Oh should we change that? You know? And I'm
22:35
Speaker 2: going to drinking. I need to. I need to be
22:37
Speaker 2: able to get a hold of you. I know Melissa
22:38
Speaker 2: does that with a text messages my cousin and but
22:41
Speaker 2: I have to, like, I can deprogram it. I can,
22:44
Speaker 2: it doesn't go to her. But then I there's a
22:46
Speaker 2: button I can push and it does go to her.
22:48
Speaker 1: So I have to go with extra so you can
22:51
Speaker 1: deprogram her phone.
22:53
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not Google, but but anyways, so, yeah,
22:56
Speaker 2: that's my report from Vegas. If you have a fun story,
23:00
Speaker 2: maybe leave us a review and and and share it
23:03
Speaker 2: if you in a debacle. We don't want to hear
23:05
Speaker 2: any good stories about like winning a bunch of money,
23:07
Speaker 2: because that never happens to me. Wow, that was some
23:09
Speaker 2: top tier reporting.
23:10
Speaker 1: That was Yes, thank you, Jeff. Sounds like just had
23:13
Speaker 1: a little bit too much. Yeah, I don't spend too
23:17
Speaker 1: much money. Thanks for the reporting though, and so hopefully
23:21
Speaker 1: the Blagio gets their ship together.
23:22
Speaker 2: I agree. No, yeah, that's gonna that's an amazing story.
23:25
Speaker 1: And what about you? What kind of news do you have?
23:27
Speaker 2: Andy? I just want to say, like, I feel like,
23:30
Speaker 2: since I am we're knee deep in Pride month, yes,
23:35
Speaker 2: and since I am the DEI hire for gays for
23:39
Speaker 2: notable nostalgia, I think it's only fair that I just
23:42
Speaker 2: really talk to you about what we need to do
23:45
Speaker 2: this Pride Month. Okay, So listener, if you're an ally,
23:48
Speaker 2: if you're an lgbt Q, I play. I Plus. I
23:52
Speaker 2: fucking nailed that. I got all the letters. I think
23:55
Speaker 2: there's probably other ones too, but anyways, well probably not
23:58
Speaker 2: too many anymore, because there's one is twenty six letters. Yeah,
24:02
Speaker 2: and that's like most of them. Okay, I don't want
24:04
Speaker 2: to learn two alphabets. Okay. Anyways, So I think that
24:08
Speaker 2: it's so great to celebrate gay culture and like what
24:12
Speaker 2: we have, where we've come from, and like still we're
24:15
Speaker 2: but we need to focus more on fighting for our rights, sure,
24:18
Speaker 2: and fighting for equality. So I've come up with a
24:22
Speaker 2: few things that we are going to work all of
24:24
Speaker 2: our gay people and all of our allies this this
24:28
Speaker 2: Pride month that we're going to work on together. Number One,
24:32
Speaker 2: make Glitter Sparkle. So that means the movie Glitter is
24:36
Speaker 2: turning twenty four, which is my accused age twenty four,
24:43
Speaker 2: and we need to make that movie shine because again, listeners,
24:47
Speaker 2: if you're a little younger, you might not know nine
24:49
Speaker 2: to eleven. Nine to eleven happened February, no September Okay,
24:59
Speaker 2: September eleventh. There you go. Oh, I was thinking, okay,
25:04
Speaker 2: And what came out ten days after September eleventh, Glitter.
25:08
Speaker 2: It was Mariah Carey's vehicle for you know, getting into
25:12
Speaker 2: like movie making about a background singer who is played
25:17
Speaker 2: by Maria Gary, who go has like a turbulent childhood
25:21
Speaker 2: and upbringing and then wants to make it and then
25:25
Speaker 2: it's just her journey to making it. So it's pretty awesome.
25:29
Speaker 2: One of the best soundtracks to a movie bes I
25:31
Speaker 2: had Space Jam and I still listen to that, even
25:33
Speaker 2: though there's the r Kelly stuff.
25:35
Speaker 1: When I was in third grade, my school had a
25:37
Speaker 1: talent show and somebody did the space Jam song, but
25:40
Speaker 1: they were kids and they didn't do it, so they
25:44
Speaker 1: they had the music in the background, but they were
25:46
Speaker 1: too scared to do it, so just they just all
25:48
Speaker 1: stood there while the song is playing in the background.
25:50
Speaker 2: What's Welcome to the Space Because I still because that
25:54
Speaker 2: album had well fly lacing by covered by seal and
26:00
Speaker 2: then uh uh Monica, I will move them and then
26:05
Speaker 2: R Kelly, I believe if I can, you know, and
26:07
Speaker 2: I still listen to that. I know that he's a
26:09
Speaker 2: predator and everything, but like not I am trying to
26:13
Speaker 2: disassociate predator. Wait wait saying can we can we still enjoy?
26:21
Speaker 2: R Kelly, I believe I can apply which is a
26:23
Speaker 2: banger and not you know, like I was thinking about this.
26:26
Speaker 2: I made this comment a while ago about the nine
26:29
Speaker 2: to eleven terrorist hijackers and they're and I was like,
26:33
Speaker 2: none of them are fuckable. I was really looking into them,
26:36
Speaker 2: and about four to five of them I would smash.
26:39
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, some of them are pretty attractive.
26:41
Speaker 2: I mean not like well not attractive, but like attractive enough.
26:44
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm not joking. I'm literally reading the book
26:47
Speaker 1: called Fall and Rise, the story of nine eleven right now. Yeah,
26:50
Speaker 1: so the whole nine to eleven. I can't just went
26:54
Speaker 1: to this direction so fast. The whole plot for nine
26:57
Speaker 1: to eleven costs less than five hundred thousand dollars for
27:00
Speaker 1: them to actually do it. When think about the change
27:04
Speaker 1: that was made for the world.
27:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, for less than.
27:08
Speaker 1: Five hundred thousand dollars. Millions of people have to like
27:11
Speaker 1: take their shoes off at the airport, all the new regulations.
27:15
Speaker 1: It's just crazy. That's a very small amount of money
27:18
Speaker 1: to make that type of it.
27:19
Speaker 2: Probably frustrates you because you hate feet.
27:21
Speaker 1: Oh I fucking hate But like, guess, okay, so I.
27:23
Speaker 2: Was looking at the hijackers. This is so inappropriate you now,
27:26
Speaker 2: but it's been twenty five years. Like I would date him.
27:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not ugly.
27:32
Speaker 2: I think that he would massage my feet and like
27:34
Speaker 2: that kind of thing. But then look at this motherfucker.
27:36
Speaker 2: I can't believe that he was chosen to be a terrorist,
27:39
Speaker 2: Like like, are you kidding me?
27:42
Speaker 1: Like if he if he was alive right now, he
27:44
Speaker 1: would definitely be on like TikTok going like the problem
27:48
Speaker 1: with Wonder Woman. He's actually all.
27:51
Speaker 2: He looks like somebody that would marry that gypsy Rose Blanchard.
27:54
Speaker 2: Like he just he looks he looks like a dweeb. Anyways,
27:57
Speaker 2: So some.
27:58
Speaker 1: Of them got like prostitutes, like a lot right before
28:01
Speaker 1: it happened.
28:01
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, a lot of no hot guys getting prostitutes.
28:05
Speaker 2: Do you think Kobe brought no? Probably Okay, so kob Kobe.
28:12
Speaker 2: So anyway, So gays and allies, gatriots, let's do this.
28:17
Speaker 2: Let's make that a bazy.
28:19
Speaker 1: Did you just make up gay trios?
28:20
Speaker 2: No?
28:20
Speaker 1: Oh? I was like, that is wonderful.
28:22
Speaker 2: No, but I identify as one. Okay, number two. This
28:26
Speaker 2: is more for like lesbians that you guys can do
28:30
Speaker 2: to help us out. So lesbians, let's start like an
28:33
Speaker 2: uber eats for lesbians. If you did extra money us
28:38
Speaker 2: gay guys, we need you, we need you. So Andy,
28:41
Speaker 2: I got my oil change recently. How much does an
28:43
Speaker 2: oil change.
28:44
Speaker 1: Cost after everything? Thirty five bucks?
28:47
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me? I was told earlier today
28:50
Speaker 2: it should cost about forty. I spent probably high two hundreds,
28:58
Speaker 2: early three hundred. You didn't, Yeah, what the fuck did
29:01
Speaker 2: you do anything? So the guy came up to me
29:05
Speaker 2: and was like, I was in the waiting room, and
29:06
Speaker 2: because I don't drive over the thing, I get out
29:08
Speaker 2: of my car. I'm like, can you do it? Because
29:10
Speaker 2: I don't want to smosh anybody, because if you kill
29:12
Speaker 2: somebody by driving over them, it's gonna traumatize you. So
29:15
Speaker 2: I just get out of my car and I went
29:17
Speaker 2: to the waiting room and he came in. He was
29:19
Speaker 2: like telling me words I didn't know what they meant
29:22
Speaker 2: at all. He was like, you did get this blub
29:24
Speaker 2: blah blah change change like that change Jiffy lube.
29:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, mistake.
29:30
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, and I just was getting anxious. He's like,
29:33
Speaker 2: do you understand what I'm saying? And I was like, okay,
29:35
Speaker 2: how long is this gonna take? And he was like, oh,
29:37
Speaker 2: about forty five minutes. I was like, oh, can I
29:39
Speaker 2: go to Starbucks? And like, you guys can call me
29:41
Speaker 2: or this is done because I don't want to wait anymore.
29:44
Speaker 2: But Jermys be so pissedive if he listens to this.
29:46
Speaker 2: But our spouses don't listen to the podcast, yeah at all,
29:49
Speaker 2: which is good for me because I say a lot
29:51
Speaker 2: of things I didn't say. But so anyway, so lesbians
29:54
Speaker 2: in the month of June, Uber eats for lesbians, So
29:57
Speaker 2: we call you when we need something like hey, I'm
30:00
Speaker 2: going to get my old change. I'm gonna bring a
30:02
Speaker 2: dikey lesbian yes, and oh yeah yeah, and she'll be
30:05
Speaker 2: like no, b like, don't fuck with my my gay
30:07
Speaker 2: guy right here, like just because you know that he's
30:09
Speaker 2: gay and tired, Like I had iced coffee already, and
30:12
Speaker 2: I want to go back to Starby's. Anyway.
30:15
Speaker 1: I used to work with lesbian that was more I
30:20
Speaker 1: don't know how to say correctly, because I'm a.
30:22
Speaker 2: Dike or a femick, a lot more masculine. Oh a
30:26
Speaker 2: dike a bull dike.
30:27
Speaker 1: Yes, and uh. She had my back like nobody's fucking business.
30:32
Speaker 1: Like it was insane. She was ready to go fight
30:34
Speaker 1: people for me. I'm like, it's okay. I was just
30:36
Speaker 1: on the phone. She's like not. I was like, damn,
30:38
Speaker 1: all right, you know.
30:39
Speaker 2: So yeah, And as I'm entering my bro era, I
30:42
Speaker 2: a lot of bros hang out with dikey lesbians, like
30:45
Speaker 2: lesbians that go to home depot. They a lot of
30:48
Speaker 2: times have friends that say no homo to each other.
30:53
Speaker 2: You know, you know what the kids say nowadays? They
30:55
Speaker 2: say say less yeah. And I was at a coffee
30:59
Speaker 2: place and they were like, do you want whip cream
31:01
Speaker 2: or no whipped cream? And I was like, no whip
31:04
Speaker 2: and they were like, say less And I was like,
31:05
Speaker 2: how do I say list to that?
31:08
Speaker 1: Just said no no.
31:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then he was like who are you listening to?
31:14
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this is Tony Braxton and
31:16
Speaker 2: he was like, I don't know who that who he is?
31:17
Speaker 2: And I was like, Tony Braxton's is she? And I'm
31:20
Speaker 2: gonna give you a little bio on her. So did
31:22
Speaker 2: you go to Bentley's the dog one?
31:26
Speaker 1: Every time I've been to Bentley's, I'm assuming that's what
31:28
Speaker 1: it feels like to drink. Come.
31:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hundred percent like a clown.
31:31
Speaker 1: Com well that, but just every time there's like a
31:34
Speaker 1: flavor in there, they just put a bunch of syrup,
31:36
Speaker 1: but it just stays on the bottom, so like you
31:38
Speaker 1: can drink and then at the very end you just
31:39
Speaker 1: get this like thick little gnk.
31:43
Speaker 2: I don't like how you say syrup.
31:45
Speaker 1: How do you say it?
31:46
Speaker 2: Syrup? Man?
31:48
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've been drinking. Yeah, okay, so we got the
31:51
Speaker 1: lesbians helping you out with your oil?
31:52
Speaker 2: Okay?
31:53
Speaker 1: Yes.
31:54
Speaker 2: Third one, I want us all all allies and members
31:58
Speaker 2: of the LGBTQ community to jerk off in Unison on
32:02
Speaker 2: June twenty eighth, which is the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots.
32:07
Speaker 2: There we go and jerk off to Kirk Cameron because
32:11
Speaker 2: he is anti LGBTV is so really cute and no,
32:16
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
32:17
Speaker 1: So you find him attractive, but you were flabbergasted when
32:19
Speaker 1: I brought up Anna Kendrick.
32:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:22
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:23
Speaker 2: One of them is a teenheart throb that aged very well,
32:26
Speaker 2: so I have crushed on him growing up and we
32:28
Speaker 2: just aged together. The other one is, uh, she looks
32:31
Speaker 2: like she She came out of Auschwitz and was like, oh,
32:36
Speaker 2: I didn't lose enough weight? Is it bad? I shouldn't
32:42
Speaker 2: say that.
32:43
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying I don't. I don't think she's
32:45
Speaker 1: like insane.
32:46
Speaker 2: The skinny Oh okay, yeah, she let's try that again.
32:49
Speaker 2: She got out Auschwitz and said, oh I look too fat. Okay,
32:55
Speaker 2: So we all jerk off together during that. And the
33:01
Speaker 2: fourth one because I did have another joke, but it
33:06
Speaker 2: used the word four too much and I can't say
33:09
Speaker 2: that word very fundily. So it would be our ancestors
33:14
Speaker 2: or like our forefathers, but or four mothers. But now
33:17
Speaker 2: it's twenty twenty five, so it's for emers because you
33:20
Speaker 2: can't say mothers or fathers anymore for them. Okay, third
33:25
Speaker 2: one or fourth one? We chicks la, So we go
33:29
Speaker 2: to Chick fil A's and we like slay the boots
33:31
Speaker 2: house down, say the house boots down at chick fil A.
33:36
Speaker 2: So we go to Chick fil A and we chick
33:38
Speaker 2: cil a and we just say things like yes, bitch,
33:41
Speaker 2: or like or like hey, I'm my name Stacy. I'll
33:44
Speaker 2: be taking your order. Because they have a really good
33:45
Speaker 2: customer service. They introduce themselves to you and we say
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Speaker 2: like okay, Stacy, like who's the slut here? Oh, you know,
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Speaker 2: like we just kiki with this bitch, yeah, and like
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Speaker 2: we just completely slay it. Or for our older boomer
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Speaker 2: queens because a lot of older people are gaining now
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Speaker 2: they can chick chick full of hay because people don't say, hey,
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Speaker 2: I think this joke is going somewhere because I wrote
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Speaker 2: it when I was high, and the convenience for parking
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Speaker 2: lot perfect, so I feel like there's something there, So listener,
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Speaker 2: Chick fil A. Hey, you know, I don't know that's
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Speaker 2: neither here nor there, So listener, do something good for
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Speaker 2: your gaze this year, this this Pride month. If you
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Speaker 2: see us like I don't know, flip us off or
34:27
Speaker 2: like whatever, you know, just do something good for gays.
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Speaker 2: Watch a Barbara Streisand film. Yeah she's not gay, but
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Speaker 2: like she's ugly enough that she probably could be.
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Speaker 1: She like a lot of people's uh mos.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say so mine I was
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Speaker 2: given at birth because we all are given one at birth.
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Speaker 2: Mine was Mariah and it's not by the doctor, it's
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Speaker 2: just by like like, so some people get like Tina Turner,
34:53
Speaker 2: some get Jana Jackson, some get Celi and Dion, Jeremy
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Speaker 2: got Cilian Dion and late I've got Taylor Swift. So yeah,
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Speaker 2: a lot of younger gay guys are getting Taylor Swift,
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Speaker 2: which is which is cool for them. But I'm a Lamb,
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Speaker 2: So that's a Mariah Carey fan.
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Speaker 1: Why does lamb I don't.
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Speaker 2: Really know why, like lover.
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Speaker 1: Always Mariah bitch it boom.
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Speaker 2: I just love her style. So anyway, so gays, let's
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Speaker 2: do some stuff this year and let's take it. Let's
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Speaker 2: take it over because everyone's a little gay, Yeah I
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Speaker 2: think so, right or not? Like besides, like the people
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Speaker 2: aren't gay.
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Speaker 1: Well, like one thing I like to tell people, you know,
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Speaker 1: and I've heard people in the past they go like, well,
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Speaker 1: it's a choice. I'm like, all right, well, when did
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Speaker 1: you choose to be straight? They're like, what, Like, well,
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Speaker 1: so if it's a choice, when did you choose to
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Speaker 1: be straight?
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Speaker 2: And if it was a choice, I chose right, because
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Speaker 2: why would I want to be with somebody who nags
35:47
Speaker 2: and complaints and like periods all over the place. I
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Speaker 2: don't want to deal with that shit. No. I like
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Speaker 2: somebody who can like stand up to be and if
35:56
Speaker 2: they want to sit down, they sit down.
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Speaker 1: And for the allies, if you see a homophobe, tell
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Speaker 1: them fuck you, as as simple as that.
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Speaker 2: And won't you.
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Speaker 1: I've tried to fight multiple homo homophobes.
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Speaker 2: Oh but you know, being gay is so great, Like
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Speaker 2: two guys, it's all gas, no break, like, that's what
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Speaker 2: it's like. So yeah, just go with it. Yeah, anyways, so,
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Speaker 2: uh give us a five star review your favorite ally
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Speaker 2: LGBTQ podcast. I guess we are. But we're also homophobic
36:28
Speaker 2: for the people that are listen because all I care
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Speaker 2: about is listeners.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so we're the gay misogynists homophobic, but we
36:40
Speaker 1: are anti.
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Speaker 2: Cannibal anti cannibal one hundred percent, like well ninety five
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Speaker 2: percent because a few.
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Speaker 1: Of the listeners. Then we got your back.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got your back. Like, and I've never eaten human,
36:52
Speaker 2: remember what.
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Speaker 1: Man, some of these go crazy? I love it.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Hey, we will follow us on everything. We're
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Speaker 2: gonna start doing more on our socials, so you have
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Speaker 2: a reason to go there, and.
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Speaker 1: Then make sure you vote in July for an episode
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Speaker 1: you want to here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that, all right, until next time.
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Speaker 1: I'm Jeff, I'm and oh no, actually I'm Drew. I'm
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Speaker 1: an Drew Carrie.
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Speaker 2: Oh I love that because he's gay, oh Drew.
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Speaker 1: And then Mariah Carey oh yeah, oh.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this has been notable news.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, until next time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, keep it, keep your headlights
37:29
Speaker 2: on Toby maguire.
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