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OUTRO: Shambles City · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: That's correct, gay feels those How are you all going
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  Speaker 1: really good?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, you know good.
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  Speaker 3: I've got square eyes, man, I mean on my laptop
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  Speaker 3: all day, have you? Yeah, now my eyes are really weird.
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  Speaker 3: Nap Oh really yeah, a nana nap because you're up
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  Speaker 3: late last night?
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  Speaker 2: No, well, I was up late last night. You're right
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  Speaker 2: kezy because I went to that movie last night, the.
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  Speaker 3: Smashing Machine, Yes, the Jason Lloyds story, Jason Beggars Rooting Days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I came home and then I did
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  Speaker 2: work for a while and thankfully Robin's back. Ah today
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  Speaker 2: Batman will be stoked. And and then I woke up
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  Speaker 2: at three point thirty boom boom, Yeah that was me up.
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  Speaker 2: I got some work. Yeah nice, you know it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I went to bed not thinking about anything, and then
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of that three thirty wake up awake, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: with a realization that had been happening in my brain
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  Speaker 2: while I was sleeping, process something for me. Wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Boom you get mate? So I was in like a
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  Speaker 3: background update. Yeah, that's it was, and it restarted, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: Reloaded load Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: You he gets.
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  Speaker 1: It's really just spiriting, isn't it. How when your brain
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  Speaker 1: tends on at that time of the day, you just
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  Speaker 1: can't go back to sleep, can't.
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  Speaker 2: And I generally what I do is I spoon the
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  Speaker 2: missus and normally that will put me back to sleep. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: but that's the happiest place in the world for me. Same,
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  Speaker 2: I can fully relax.
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  Speaker 1: What's just up against the softness of their buttocks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, the tox And normally I'm like that.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, no, this isn't Yeah, what I
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  Speaker 2: was talking about the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, how my wife she can go back to bed,
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  Speaker 1: but not to sleep till read.
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  Speaker 3: And relax and in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: In the morning, whereas when I wake up, that's me done.
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  Speaker 2: I'm up. And that said, I'll never go back. I
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  Speaker 2: like the idea of it, same, but it doesn't work.
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  Speaker 2: As when I got the paper, spoiler, we're burning some
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  Speaker 2: great content. Content on this is content I should say.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good.
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  Speaker 3: Muggie gets the paper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so just when you hear that, then you
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  Speaker 2: realize why I saved it.
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  Speaker 3: It's on today's show.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently, I'm hoping that you being on the computer wasn't
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  Speaker 1: monkey porn.
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  Speaker 2: Keezy, Oh god was it. There are some filth that
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  Speaker 2: comes through with it. You're still getting that in your
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  Speaker 2: algorithm in.
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  Speaker 3: You're still getting like monkey buzzies and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That was a time in our lives so bad it's
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  Speaker 4: still burned well because you've got half a mongrel and
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  Speaker 4: shocking from you.
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  Speaker 2: I was weirdly aroused by it.
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  Speaker 3: Because you can only get like a corner in front
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  Speaker 3: Keezy to go from like having square eyes and being
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  Speaker 3: a bit zoned out to straight into monkey porn ice
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  Speaker 3: to the front Keezy chairs like really jarring you. We
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  Speaker 3: can just make our ways.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waking you up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the equivalent of someone just like throwing a
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  Speaker 3: bucket of ice water on my face.
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  Speaker 1: What were you looking at on your computer?
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  Speaker 3: None of your fucking business. Oh it was all day.
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  Speaker 2: Do drink of the monkey porn sector of our lives?
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  Speaker 2: Will make it into your autobiography, Jason, I think so
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  Speaker 2: as you describe through the people that have had key
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  Speaker 2: moments in your life, like Kezy and myself and old pegs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: will that make it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think it'll be along the lines of
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  Speaker 1: Keezy Bloody great Feller, a real talent, just concerned about
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  Speaker 1: his consumption of monkey porn.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Chey b Show Days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hurdarchy Show podcast. What would you do if, like, imagine
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  Speaker 3: if this was the case that we were doing the
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  Speaker 3: show and I was great to work with, very much
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  Speaker 3: as I am now, and you did find out that
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  Speaker 3: I had like a hideous monkey porn addiction and I'd
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  Speaker 3: often just disappear in the bathroom and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be problem.
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  Speaker 3: It would be a problem, wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you were doing it during work, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: would be.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean I.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't judge you if you would if if you get
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  Speaker 1: off on monkey porn, that's your your finger.
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  Speaker 3: It shouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Pugs with the anime.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but anime is at least most of the stuff
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  Speaker 3: is like humans. Well usually, Actually there are some weird
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  Speaker 3: ones in there. I remember watching some anime back in
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  Speaker 3: the day, and they've got sort of and Pugs. You'll
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  Speaker 3: be able to speak to this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you come in where a woman's downstairs is kind
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  Speaker 2: of like a it was a venus fly trap, oh
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  Speaker 2: wow sort of thing, but with gnashing teeth, et cetera,
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  Speaker 2: et cetera. It would take a man's well as manhood
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  Speaker 2: is terrible, bloody stuff. You're in two pegs.
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  Speaker 1: Back in the day when you had like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: dole you know, not dolls, but like the six million
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  Speaker 1: dollar Man sort of dole actually action figures.
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  Speaker 3: What do you do with them?
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  Speaker 1: Did you used to take off all the clothes to
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  Speaker 1: see if they were nudy underneath?
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  Speaker 3: Not the six million dollar Man, certainly not.
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  Speaker 2: And like did you.
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  Speaker 3: Check if you had a willie?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and and the female ones as well. We all
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  Speaker 1: did that, didn't we fellows?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. I had hate.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't be bothered with the And then on the
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  Speaker 2: TV climbing trees had just been a fucking legend. I
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  Speaker 2: was doing quite the playing with your toys. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: My era very much was action Man. It was a
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  Speaker 2: big thing, yes, and watching nowadays, yeah, so like obviously
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  Speaker 2: there's slightly more modern vision of the action Man was
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  Speaker 2: still a massive thing.
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  Speaker 3: But I couldn't stand it. I was like, who the
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  Speaker 3: fun could play that well? A big one back in
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  Speaker 3: the day that everybody wanted. Jason, it would have been
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  Speaker 3: around about in your heyday too, was the six million
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  Speaker 3: dollar man? Yes, And what he had was he had vision, yes,
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  Speaker 3: and what that was was a hole through his head
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  Speaker 3: with a little magnifying glass instead of an eye, and
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  Speaker 3: you look through the back of his head and magnified magnified. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely garbage. You thought it was the.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember the sound effect for that on the
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  Speaker 1: actual show?
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  Speaker 2: I do, When he was like emotion and then the
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  Speaker 2: sound of him jumping, it was very an incredible hulk.
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  Speaker 2: Actually it was. Yes, he had a similar thing going
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  Speaker 2: on and.
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  Speaker 1: Like it focused on a buzzy and it would.
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  Speaker 2: Be like.
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  Speaker 3: I always see that noise on when you're looking out
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  Speaker 3: the window, Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Now? His is ouga? Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's right, yeah, ouga. He loves it, hebsolutely.
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  Speaker 1: But I still want to know what were you looking
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  Speaker 1: at on your computer? You're doing property stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, come on, man, how's it all going? That stuff? Man? Well,
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  Speaker 2: you took us through.
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  Speaker 3: It reminded don't really want to talk about it on
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  Speaker 3: the show, And so he's dragged it out of me
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  Speaker 3: now and now it's on the podcast, so that's good.
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  Speaker 2: It's good stuff. Yeah, well that's not the show. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's under the big show title.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to go renting, maybe you might have to
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  Speaker 3: might have to man, Yeah, which is weird. I don't
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  Speaker 3: like the idea of it because you do today.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm poor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See, I've made some horrendous financial decisions in my life.
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  Speaker 2: So that's just where we're at, men, And that's just
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  Speaker 2: what it is. It's been a long time since I've rented.
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  Speaker 2: I'm intrigued to know what it's going to be like again.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm most looking forward to is things
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  Speaker 1: breaking and me wringing the lands again.
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  Speaker 2: Really indignant about it as well, going on with this
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  Speaker 2: flex it immediately, whereas if it was at my house,
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  Speaker 2: it'll go unfexed for six months. You're putting somebody in
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  Speaker 2: between you and the rentur, aren't you? Yes? Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want me to be that person?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you get me and Megan to try out
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  Speaker 3: to be your property manager?
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  Speaker 1: If you like, take five percent of the ring?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how does that sound? Ten?
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  Speaker 3: You got a deal? Nah, I've seen your house probably
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  Speaker 3: get one hundred bucks a week, So I'll get like
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  Speaker 3: ten bucks a week. Actually, I haven't seen your house
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  Speaker 3: in your I will before I move out, right, Okay, as.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving out, you guys can help me load them.
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  Speaker 2: You have a look and take a box to the
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  Speaker 2: truck on the way back out.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on outside there? Fellas? Cacophony of children?
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  Speaker 2: Cacophony? Is it? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Just bloody? What's it called school holidays? I's got nothing
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  Speaker 3: to talk talk about what's going on? As I said,
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  Speaker 3: I've got the square eyes my brain has, but fright
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  Speaker 3: know why really weird.
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  Speaker 2: Well monkey porn Ezy just passed it because of the
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  Speaker 2: moment over it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like I have all the days to bring
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  Speaker 3: up that quite full on yarn.
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  Speaker 2: On the bright side, that's ten minutes, Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus is going to be a rough show today.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be I'm looking at the dark and
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  Speaker 1: just going, oh fuck, we're struggling here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, that one that looks good. Mogie gets the paper,
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  Speaker 3: that's good. That's good. Ship will be should we start
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  Speaker 3: the show with it and be like do you get
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  Speaker 3: the paper? News on three?
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  Speaker 2: People will relate to that so much, especially our demo.
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  Speaker 3: I actually am interested as to who does get the paper. Oh, Jase,
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  Speaker 3: you're taking your headphones off. You're done. We're having a
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  Speaker 3: finished recording man.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to get a bigger chips man. Did you
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  Speaker 2: leave the last bag in the room?
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  Speaker 3: Breakfast date them? Hey, listen to the Big Show weekday.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not happy about that.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, radio heard ACTI way you should have clubbing.
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  Speaker 2: Down on mic checks.
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  Speaker 1: Someone sold like tim packets of them.
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  Speaker 2: What's that about?
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  Speaker 3: H