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Show #208 Streaming Down Your Leg · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you that's why. Is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Hello and welcome to episode two oh eight of b F y t
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W streaming right down your leg. WHOA, that's right, We're we're doing
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a show all about streaming. Uh. There's several kinds of streaming out in
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the world today on the Internet. You got you got porn, you got
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video games, you got movies, maybe even a little piss. But this
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time we are specifically referring to the world of live streaming. People who get
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on with a webcam and do some weird ship in front of a camera for
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laughs, shiggles and possibly even some pocket change toward that end. Toward that
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end, we have a zero live streamers on with us. We tried to
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get one, we unfortunately had to back out at the last minute. So
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instead we've got some very close friends who have streamed with us sort of in
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the past. It's a CJ and jabo. Hi, guys, what's Joe?
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What is up? And if it's any help. I stream with the
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guy that backed out still once a week, and I would just say that
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I grew up at two zero eight. So the fact that I'm on episode
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two zero eight is very exciting to me right now. Hell yeah, hell
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yeah, let's change it. I'm supposed to be here today, that's all
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right, Javo. Javo very kindly stepped in sucks ass, So I don't
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know, maybe we can at least correct that one. Jabo very kindly stepped
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in at the last minute. So thank you ever so much Jabo for filling
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in our fourth time. Man, I love chang Li Wi perfect because I
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had stupidly made up our games specifically for two teams of two, so it
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would have been a nightmare to wriggle it around to three players, but I
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had I had a plan, but fortunately, thanks to Jabo, I didn't
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need so. Uh. Speaking of teams, we need to figure out who's
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on whose team. We didn't decide that before the show, didn't We've been
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so used to doing like them against YouTube. Yeah, it seems like the
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world against every time. I want to mix that up this time. Ohhh
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yeah, I think I think one of each of you should be mixed up
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with one of c J and Jabo. So cool? Does he do either
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of you CJ or Java want to claim either of these idiots? I don't
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blame you for saying it's okay if the answer is no, smoke basically my
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brother from a broken rubber. So I mean, like, and I can't
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even dig credit for it. I stole that from somebody else, but I
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fucking love that, all right, Jabo, you cool with hooking up with
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Augie? So just absolutely, if anything, I'm apologizing to Augie now.
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No, it's we're gonna try to pull this one off, man, That's
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all I got. We're gonna try, all right. So we're gonna start.
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We always start with an introductory question, uh, and so I'll just
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start with CJ and Stevie and uh, I guess I'll throw us to Stevie
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first. My introductory question this time around is do you have a favorite streaming
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story, something that either you saw while you were watching somebody stream or if
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you've ever streamed yourself, something that happened. And if the answer is no,
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that's perfectly fine, all right, And it can be any type of
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live stream sure, even if it's anything fro like a few hundred people on
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a Patreon that's closed everybody, but I was drunk and did something dumb anyway,
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yes, please, all right? So oh this is this is something
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happened with the Ralph Yes, it was exactly. So I am definitely a
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member of the Garmy. I love the group. It's it's it's it's a
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great group of people. Ralph Garman from the old k Rock days also how
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Theywood Babylon and he has his own show five days a week Ralph Report Patreon
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dot com. Yes, I advertise for him. I get a discount,
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all right. So, uh, there's a live show for the higher tier.
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It's the four Stars. He calls him and we all get on there
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and we all just chat and he does like a live video and he'll bring
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He used to bring people up. It was all during COVID, so he
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would bring everybody up and he opened it up to everybody, not just like
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the higher cheer. He's like, not fuck, it's COVID. Everybody can
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come in. So during one of those very packed live streams, UH coordinated
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by Bridget for Long Island and Aaron, I believe also Ian strang our buddy
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from the UK, and myself, Bridget was able to procure special Ralph Report
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pasties for us. They were specially made sent to the UK and then sent
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to me and uh, Ian and I got a little. Well, we
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got invited up, like I didn't note, like, hey, we got
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invited up. Oh cool bringing two people up. I'm assuming Bridget talked Ralph
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into it or something brings us both up live stream. Uh. We start
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talking, say, hey, man, great to see everybody here. You
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know much love love yeah, blah blah blah, and Ian's like, what's
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hey, man, what's the weather like over there in Buffalo? Man?
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I'm like, yeah, it's getting hot. What's like in the UK.
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He's like, dude, it's steamy. And then we both just shirts on
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and we're like freaking just like dancing on the cameras and stuff, freaking Ralph
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Report on our nipples and ship like his face, I've still gotten rushed the
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bag over there. Yeah it was. It was fun, entertaining. And
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now I'm actually on the Ralph Reports website and my unicorn onesie with my pastry
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sticking out like I'm on the like main page there. That's one of my
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favorite pictures, honestly, Like, that's fantastic, good time, excellent,
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excellent story. CJ. Do you have a favorite streaming incident either that you
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saw or took bart in? I do. I can't top that. But
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so back in the day. God, it sounds weird to say at this
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point, but back in the day, I when Potosky had a weekly stream
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on Friday nights, we were doing on a thing called get Vocal, and
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one day we jumped on the same platform on like a It was during COVID,
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so nobody was working and so much like what Smoke was talking about.
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But so we jumped on and we did like a ten hour stream like we
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were on forever, Like one of us would step away, eat a sandwich,
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come back, like we were just on forever. But one of the
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things that happened during that stream is like if you're if you're performing for that
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long, you start getting more tongue tied than usual. And I felt I
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fucked up saying something I don't remember what it was exactly, and Rico said
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something to me about, uh, just because you're not fluent in English.
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I'm like, well, you're fluent, motherfucker in the entire place. Lost,
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and just getting that reaction from everybody was probably one of the highlights of
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my streaming existence. Yeah, I mean it took us like five minutes to
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get the room back. Rico lost everyone else. Yeah, that's probably mine.
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Uh gotta love a live audience. Yeah, and those those good vocal
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days were some good times. Yeah, man, I did more than a
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couple of those myself. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, it
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was good. Uh jabo. What about you do you do? I don't
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know if you've ever streamed or not, but do you have a do you
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have a streaming story? Nothing? I have nothing at all, Like I
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don't have anything about streaming porn. I mean, like normally, like apparently
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I find out now like the fucking I always says I'm the porn guy just
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streaming nothing. Not. I know you streamed once because you were on the
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New Year's Excuse Eve stream with last year. But there's nothing interesting about being
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half naked laying on the floor at my parents house in Texas, Like it's
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I mean, I mean, I'm interested in from the waist down, make
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some interesting like I can't like, So there I was me and my nipples,
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like, I mean, that was Stevie's story at all, right,
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that was basically story. So yeah, you know it's gonna be a veteran
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thing. It's cool, it's cool job, it's appreciated. I'm sorry I
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let you do. No, you didn't know. You didn't, sir,
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you did not. Absolutely, no way. I've got that image of you
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half naked now shirt off you were throwing video on man you got to put
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his claim. Oh it wasn't that, okay, soie, do you have
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a favorite streaming story, either something you saw or did so? Some of
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my favorite stories that I was involved in on streams absolutely were the ones when
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we were on Masters at Boredom and played the games like Shadow Run. I
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remember a certain fellow player who had a character who liked to murder people in
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bathroom stalls like the I don't know what he's talking about, but yes,
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it was lawful good too. Some of the best jokes came out of that
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campaign, everything from just murdering people as they're taking ships to never wanting to
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eat tuna ever again Port Chad, Chad, no idea what they're talking Okay,
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so these are apparently in jokes, so apologies. But we did have
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a lot of fun. There was an adventure where I was trying to stealth
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around this like garage that had a van over like some bombs inside it,
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next to someone we were trying to rescue. So I was trying to take
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the gang out one by one. So I just wait until they got in
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the bathroom and sat down to take a ship. Just dropped down and stab
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them, jump back up into the vents. I did it like twice in
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a row, just murdered, murdered, support bastard ticket a ship. And
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it turned out one of them was entirely innocent later on, and I got
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trouble for it. But well, what a place to be because I hear,
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when you die, you shit anyway, and you lose all your bowels,
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so least I mean, yeah, yeah, you know you're thinking side
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right side. As for me, I'm your host pantsils Hearon And my favorite
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streaming story. I did a lot of streaming forgog dot com when I was
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with them for years and years, and one of my favorite things as I
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ever did was for Halloween I got I had this program that I got on
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like a Steam Bundle or something like that called it was aniface or something like
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that. I can't remember the name of it exactly, but what it would
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do is it would put a video overlay of your camera feed and it would
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follow your face movements and try to match them. It was it was kind
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of a precursor to the v tuber thing we have now where a lot of
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people have like these animated avatars that do the same thing. This was a
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simpler like kind of thing, but there was one of a demon like in
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like the Fires of Hell, So I was like, all right, So
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for this one stream, I was pantsless as reel, Yes, And I
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was a frustrated bureaucrat of a demon who was trying to get his daily job
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done and had to pop in for this stream for Halloween due to a slip
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up in the paperwork. And when I tell you, it's like one of
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the funniest I ever did. I wish I still had it on like like
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a copy of the VOD like just just so I could watch it again,
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because I just remember having lots of laughs and just coming up with lots of
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lines this silly demon character who's just just a frustrated office worker at the end
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of the day. This is so bizarre, but I had a lot of
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fun with it. So anyway, we've got some more streaming bits to get
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to, like these games, shall we. Yes, we got three games
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to play. Each one is gonna be worth a certain amount of points.
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Whichever team is most points at the end of the episode wins and gets gets
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a sense of entitlement they don't deserve. All Right, so we're gonna start.
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We're gonna start with a game called being Errand much like much like Being
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Stevie, this is kind of a trivia game. I'm gonna give each team,
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well both teams at the same time, five sets of two items,
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and the teams are gonna have to decide which of the two items is true,
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and if they're correct, they'll get a point. However, at least
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once during the game, both items will be true, and if the team
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correctly decides that they are being errand, which is what that's called, and
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they're right, they will get two points. Okay, so either one of
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the two is true or you're being errand, and if you're correct about a
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game errand, you'll get two points instead of one. And the team with
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the most points at the end of this game is going to win and get
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one episode points. So let's get to it. Teams, here are your
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first set of two items, or I would have had them if Facebook hadn't
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decided to spontaneously reset on me. Okay, here we go. Our first
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set of two items. Are about gifts for streamers. Okay, Item A.
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In twenty twenty, Twitch streamer e Rob twot twenty one opened a gift
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from a viewer, only to be disgusted to have received a plastic bag full
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of fecal waste. Item B. In twenty twenty, RuneScape streamer Colton Rain
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opened a package from a viewer to find some corn kernels, a half eaten
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piece of toast, and an empty pack of gum. Which one of these
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two is true? Or are you being errand? Jabo and Augie. I'm
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gonna let you guys go first, so you have to side which one is
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true, or if both are true, which is being errand? Honestly,
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I've heard some pretty crazy shit that dudes have had sent to them. I'd
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say both of them are true. Yeah, I think we're being somebody sitting
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you shit. It's not that far fetched, like, I mean, let's
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go with the whole little I mean, if you take that shit back to
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like Adam Saandler eighties days, like they literally started a movie with them setting
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a bag of shit on fire on someone's porch, So it's not far feest
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to do stuff as shit in today's today is like current times. Like the
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food thing. I mean, it's a little bit weird, but I mean
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I'm saying this like sending a bag of ship is any less weird. I
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mean, you're like, here's the here's the fucking roast beef. I didn't
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finish, asshole. It's like, yeah, sure, so let's say they
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both could be true. That's just me. I agree, I absolutely agree.
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Okay, see, you guys are going with being errand. Yeah,
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all right, right out the gate being errand as possible. Ce J and
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Stevie, what do you think this is going to be difficult because I think
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he I think last time we did this, he did the being errand right
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away first one too. Okay, so that's that's a. That's a because
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I didn't strike me as something he would do. But if you're saying that's
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happened, I will tell you right now. The order is random, and
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how many times you get errand is also random. I use one, I
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use I use random dot org at least one, at least one, it's
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at least once. It could be all five times, you don't know.
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I use random dot org to determine how many times you get Aaron, and
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if so, which ones. So I do love that website, by the
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way, Yeah, it's so useful. I think that corner one is true
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because I think there has something specifically to do with that stream or or that
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game. Whereas the ship it's like it's possible, but the other one seems
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like it's more on the nose, you know. See, I was feeling
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the other way around, Smoke. But I'm not against what you're saying.
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Like I was feeling like the list of items with the toast and the empty
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gum just kind of like Aaron looking around his room and going, Okay,
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I need three items, you know, me and my collection of corn kernels
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empty backs ago. It could have been left over from dinner. You didn't
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finish all your corn. I don't know, maybe, dude, Like anyway,
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I don't know, Smoke, what do you think? I mean?
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You know him a little better than I do, so I might, I'd
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like to say I do, But some of the games we've been playing,
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I don't know anymore. Okay, Okay, for this one, let's go
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with the corn kernels and the gum and the toast. But if it's wrong,
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that's on me, and we will never do what I say again.
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I'll agree to the first part of that. That's okay, all right,
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So CJ and Stevie you are going with the colonels and gum b you're with
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so Augie and Jabo said being errand and c J and Stevie said, be
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The correct answer is you were being aron. Yeah. Sorry, they are
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both true. There might have been some corn colonels in the ship too.
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Yes, these are both true. These both happened, and they were both
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newsworthy enough to actually get made into a news a news site. So there
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you go. In any event, So, so, Jabo and Augie start
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off strong with two points, but CJ and Stevie is still plenty of time
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to catch up, coming out swinging, all right, all right, okay,
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so here is your second set of items, and these are about streamer
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behavior. Cut item A. In twenty fifteen, to celebrate reaching eight hundred
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thousand followers, streamer Trick two G swatted another streamer live on air and wound
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up banned for it. And for those who don't know, swatting is when
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you call the police and phone in an imaginary emergency, specifically with the intention
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of getting a swat team to visit someone while they're streaming. Yeah, it's
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fucked. It's incredibly dangerous. So resource item A fucking do not ever do
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this, Do not ever do this. Fucking do it. That's that's really
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a thing. Yeah, item A is this guy did it live on air,
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like made the phone call while he was streaming while someone else was streaming
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and got them swatted. But he did wind up in for it. So
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that's item Okay, we need you know what, find me sometime after you're
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done it. I want to talk about this ship like that's I hate to
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say that's some white people ship. You're not wrong, sh like sitting there
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playing call the duty, streaming and it's like really a thing for somebody to
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call the fucking swat team on each other. Yeah. The only reason I
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say that that can't be black people because we would not do that to anyone.
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We get shot walking across somebody on Tuesday, Man, we're not about
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to be like, hey man, there's a black guy doing the Dennis Hopper
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thing from Speed. He's cooked up the computer. Think fun, that's really
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a thing. I'm sorry you keep going, but I'm amazed. Bullshit,
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No, that's really a thing. So that that was just item A here's
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item yet, here's item B. In twenty twenty one, streamer George not
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Found was banned twice for harassing himself with a second account. I just trying
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to get like some fucking ship start for himself to get like hype. What
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if I couldn't say CJ and Cebe, you guys are gonna go first this
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time? What do you think first? Because I ain't fucking so like,
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burner accounts are a real fucking thing, Like people do that on Twitter all
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the goddamn times. So like for someone to do it on Twitch or or
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any streaming service would not stun me at all because it builds type right,
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Like you start arguing with this rando person and then you yeah, it's I
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think they're but I think this one's an errand honestly, smoke, I think
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both of those are legit things. You know both. I mean, I'm
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in with you, man, I know they both happened, So I just
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don't know if it happened to those people. I'm gonna say. Yeah,
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See, that's the tricky part. I don't know these streamers that if they
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could have been those people. But yeah, I think they both happened.
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Honestly, fair. Fair, We're gonna go with being here and all right,
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we need the point. Yeah, job, and what do you think?
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So I'm kind of in the same boat they are in, whereas both
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are one hundred percent believable because both one hundred percent happened and happened to this
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day. Uh. But it does come down to if those are the victims,
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so to speak. I don't know if you can call the second person
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a victim and it's doing him to himself. I'm just gonna follow your lead
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because seriously, my way of thinking is like the two account thing. I'm
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like, okay, that's I'm not saying that both of them are completely believable,
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but I'm telling you right now, I don't even fuck around and watch
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I don't like I don't watch the news. Most of the ship that I
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get is from social media, so I've stopped collecting news from social media.
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I knew about all the Taylor Swift bullshit with the Super Bowl. I know
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who won, I know who you are, and beards and shit like I'm
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trying to figure out in my memory when I ever heard of a motherfucker calling
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the SWAT team on while he was street like that. That's gotta be some
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federal offense. You're getting licked and getting fucked in prison. So I'm not
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saying that that's bullshit because people like people have actually died, like I've got
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to believe that somebody had to be ballsy enough to do it. But then
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it also leads into the I don't know shit about this world apparently, So
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I'm gonna I'm trusted all of your judgment. I'm going with whatever you say.
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So here my my judgment here is I'm gonna say A and not both.
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And the reason for it is is because A happens more often, and
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they'll be does happen. It's less hurt about because there's less there's no victim
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there other than the dude trying to get sympathy points. So the first one,
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I think it's just a okay, I'm riding with you, all right.
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So job MOAG say A, and c J and Seebee say they're being
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errand correct answer is B, so nobody gets any points. Trick trick t
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G did not swat anybody. He faked getting swatted. What he had.
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He had his friends burst into his bedroom with crappy police uniforms and fake guns
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and get down is the dumbest, the dumbest thing I could I could find.
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But he still got banned. Yeah, he still got banned for it.
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So should compare it to a little bit more precisely that I should have
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noticed that one was less legal than the other. If you if you swat
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somebody and you're actually streaming yourself doing it, I'm pretty sure you go to
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jail. I'm pretty sure you go straight. Yes, that's a fucking thing.
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Yeah, wild, that was okay, All right, let's move on.
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These aren't gonna get any lighter either, by the way, So let's
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move on to our next set of items. These are called shooting stupidity uh
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in Item A. In twenty eighteen, Doctor Disrespect dropped his character and appeared
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as himself to complain that his house had been shot at for the second time
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in as many days. Police found nine milimeters rounds, but the shooter was
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never found or Item B. In twenty twenty, streamers sore Carl, known
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for trick shooting in FBS games, got drunk on stream pulled out a real
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gun which accidentally went off, killing a can of energy drink, one of
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his monitors and his career. As he was immediately banned. What the fuck
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I know? I know of doctor Disrespect. I've seen his videos and I've
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seen him break character like three times in the time he's been doing it,
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and it wouldn't surprise me if somebody shot up his shit. It really wouldn't.
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Well, before you get too deep into that, it's actually JABO when
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August turn to go first. But I could be wrong, so spring barring
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off of what Stevie said, Uh no, yeah, damn. It's another
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case of both are equally believable. But I don't know if it would be
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a second time or just a first case scenario for doctor Disrespect. I mean,
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I have no respect for the man as someone who streamed in a public
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bathroom. That's awesome, hence his name doctor disrespect, I suppose, But
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you know, so weird break a law featurated as unlawful. Anyways, I
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think, fuck, I think it might be a b situation this time around.
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I think ridden with you. Yeah, I'm riding with you. I
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told you this is apparently I'm learning a lot of ship right now. I'm
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trying not to go straight geek over every single fucking set of questions we get.
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I'm gonna be completely honest, there's a part of my heart that's still
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back in the swat conversation. Yeah, no, I get it. Listen,
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I promise the next the next couple of sets actually do get lighter.
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We'll come back to it anyway. Yeah, we'll talk about it during the
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break. I'll ride with you. So you guys are going to be ride
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or die. B John on Agi are going to B CJ and Stevie.
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What do you think? All right, smoke, I have a theory.
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I want to get your perspective on it. You know this streamer better than
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I do, so I need your your perspective, right, Yeah, I
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think it's be only And here's why, Because I think anyone one that is
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clever enough to figure out how to know where this dude's at to get to
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his house is not ballsy enough to then go there with a gun. Like
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you don't you don't get that, like you don't get like the gangster hacker
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like that shit doesn't work, like you know what I mean? So unless
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he sent somebody else, But then we're getting into a whole convoluted bullshite,
27:19
you know. But like the person who can figure out where the feet is
27:22
coming from, it isn't gonna get the balls to go over there with a
27:25
gun. That's that's where my that's kind of where my brain is on it.
27:29
So I'm done with that. Man. You think it's just BE,
27:33
then I do. I think it's just BE based on that, all right,
27:36
So both teams think it's just B, and both teams are right.
27:41
It is just B. A is partially true, But the police did not
27:45
find nine millimeters rounds. They found BB's. They weren't real bullets. Oh
27:49
somebody was shooting BB's at his house and that's a bit bar. Yeah,
27:55
that lines up exactly with CJ's logic. And I'm sitting here talking about I
27:59
can't argue with it's correct. But you both listen. You both got it
28:03
right. So that's a point to both teams. Let's move on to the
28:04
next one. This one's about streamer gimmicks. Item A in response to a
28:11
rise in hot tub streams by women in bikinis, streamer George not found.
28:17
Yes that guy again, set up a hot tub in his room, sat
28:21
in it fully clothed, and put things like coke and exit it before ending
28:26
the stream by drinking some of it. And Item B streamer dandy does.
28:34
It pretends to be a string of sentient androids being tested by a company,
28:40
with every stream consisting of her alternately performing some bizarre performance art and emotionally begging
28:47
viewers not to cast fail votes and to cast past ones instead or else,
28:52
the company scraps her what the fuck? And CJ and Stevie are going to
28:57
go first clarifying question, did you mean coke the soda or coke the drug?
29:03
Coke the soda Coca cola. He pours like a four cannon might pokes
29:07
into it, It might be on the top and ship. This is the
29:12
time where we're gonna probably get aired because it's bent a little bit, right.
29:17
I mean, it's possible, but that one seems so like I definitely
29:19
think B is true. It's the A is the one. I'm not sure
29:22
after all the bathroom things or the bathtub things, I could believe some other
29:27
random dude just did it. So he's like, well, all these women
29:30
get to do this, I'm gonna do it with coke and what the fun
29:33
else was it? Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not against that logic
29:36
smoke Like, guys are dumb, Guys are fucking stupid. Fucking chasing point
29:41
like everybody on here fucking stupid you not Jabo Joba is the one staying clear
29:52
of it, so he's not the stupid one, right. I don't know,
29:56
man, My gut's telling me we're being errand or it's going to be
30:00
next. It's got to be hypening soon. To me, it hasn't been
30:03
long. It's been too long. Well, Like I said, I'm on
30:10
board for BE being real and if you think it's an aeron, I'll follow
30:12
your lead on this one, buddy, I got you. Yeah, let's
30:15
do this. We're going all right. C J and Stevie think they're being
30:18
errand job ononagi. What do you guys think? I didn't even understand what
30:25
BE means, like when you started reading it. I'm like, okay,
30:30
the only thing I understood about BE is that it's a female. That's the
30:33
only part that I got. You. You were like, she I read
30:38
it again if you want, but no, no, no, it's not
30:41
gonna help. You'll read kling on to me really fucking slowly. So I
30:48
hope that I that the light comes on, Nigga, it's not when you
30:55
read that second. When I got the part that involved a female something of
31:00
our performance. Orry, then after that it was like the frame frame into
31:03
the Hega Globin with the positizzes and everybody's swatting, like swatting is a thing.
31:10
Now like I want to start, I'm still stuck there, but like
31:15
I hate to keep doing this and be like, oh, it's the Augie
31:18
Show. I'm you know what, I'm gonna go with A. The only
31:22
reason why I'm going to go with A is because I don't understand b.
31:26
A sounds like some ignorant enough ship this somebody would do to I can I
31:30
can completely see a happening. Yeah, like the Jacuzzie did the hot tub
31:37
in the in the room, Man, that's not that Atlanta's sticking shit in
31:40
it. That's not that Atlantis either. Like plus, I mean it sounds
31:44
it sounds like streamer like like so like Jake Paul and Logan, those idiots
31:48
were streamers. Yeah right, yeah, okay, so if those more YouTube
31:55
Like, how off is it to believe that somebody would throw a hot tub
31:59
in there fucking streaming room and jumping it with the clothes on? Like Like,
32:02
if I had a camera, I'd like dode I put a picture of
32:06
Twitter on me at my fucking sister in law's house, like naked in her
32:08
pool. Man, Like that was just because it was a Thursday. So
32:12
I'm gonna have to go with A, Augie. If you disagree, man,
32:15
because you know more about this shit, rock out. No, my
32:17
my logic also aligns with A as well. I agree with you. I
32:22
think A is the correct choice. All right, So JABONAUGI you're going with
32:27
A. And CJ's TV said they're being errand correct sir, Well, the
32:30
correct answer is A. Another point to Jabonaugy. Nice, Yeah, I
32:37
said Dandy does it emotionally begs for votes. She does not do that.
32:39
No, she just does some bizarre performance art and people in the audience can
32:44
pass or fail and it doesn't make a difference to her at all. She's
32:46
just doing her weird ass thing. So I didn't know that. I didn't
32:51
know she actually was a thing. I just assumed it was wrong. Yeah,
32:53
it's It's the one of the weirdest gimmicks I've ever seen. And I'm
32:58
just not freaking either way around. Like I didn't like, I didn't focus
33:04
in on what made it false, But like I thousand percent believe that there's
33:08
a woman out there doing that, so well, my mother is Yeah,
33:13
my logic for choosing A was seeing a guy doing exactly what women are doing
33:19
on Twitch now, like just to show like the double standard kind of how
33:22
things are. It makes sense because of course a guy would do that and
33:27
be like, oh, I didn't get as many views, and I just
33:28
exactly what that lady did, So clearly it's because she's showing her skind.
33:31
Yeah, yeah, all right. The final set of items, these are
33:36
just facts about Twitch. So fact number A number A Twitch total viewing hours
33:45
exceeded sixty six billion in twenty twenty two, or B. As of April
33:52
twenty twenty three, the most watched category on Twitch is just chatting, and
34:00
I believe job oag you're going to go for this time. This is another
34:07
situation where both are equally likely. But I think in this case B is
34:13
more likely just because A seems a little small for that time, because you're
34:21
thinking, that's just like what right after COVID, But just chatting did become
34:25
quite popular, and they oftentimes do D and D under just chatting categories as
34:31
well, so I'm thinking it's just B. Yeah. The sad part is
34:37
I have no idea. What the fuck? But once again, B don't
34:40
know what it means. Yeah, but for A that's what I thought about
34:45
too. I'm like, okay, so we're talking pandemic, like around the
34:49
pandemic, so hm hmm. I think about the amount of time that people
34:53
spend, you know, streaming, sending swat to niggas and stuff. So
35:00
I'll go, I'll ride with you. I told you you got the forefront.
35:04
But I'm just explaining why I'm right, all right, Jabo, And
35:07
now you say, B, B, all right, CJ and Stevie,
35:09
what do you think what you're thinking? Man, I got an idea,
35:13
but I don't know. Yeah, I mean I'm in the same boat.
35:15
See, I'm thinking A is true, but it could also be an Aaron
35:20
and the here's why I think A is true. I think A is true.
35:23
I understand where Augie and Jabbo are coming from, but here's my thinking
35:28
on it. People flip on Twitch and just let it ride in the background
35:32
while they're doing other shit, so it can rack up that much. But
35:39
for the fact that they think it's low, it also makes sense because everyone
35:44
else would watch it. Like Netflix numbers and Prime numbers and all that were
35:47
through the fucking roof never seen. It actually makes that number feel realistic to
35:54
me. So I think A for sure is true. If dn D is
36:00
in just chatting, there's a chance for being eron. That's you know,
36:06
right, And I know that just jending thing is big because it's always one
36:08
of the top categories. But also if we have any chance in this,
36:12
we have to go with the erran to get the two points right true,
36:15
So I think we just yeah, can we can we win? Technically at
36:17
this point, I don't think we can't do so. I technically know you
36:22
are three points behind. You can't get that many. You might as well
36:24
pick whatever. It doesn't matter what When I say we go balls if we
36:31
can't win, I say we go balls in and just say Aaron. Yeah,
36:36
let's do it, all right, CJ and Stevie go balls in and
36:38
say Aaron and they do. They get balls into Aaron. No, I'm
36:43
afraid not. The correct answer was b are you serious? What the fuck?
36:46
Yeah? You guys thought sixty six billion was low. It was actually
36:51
high. Twitch only pulled twenty two billion hours, not sixty six I thought
36:55
it would be higher than that. No, I was much lower. A
36:59
third of that I've heard of that, but the most watched category is just
37:02
chatting, So that's another point to Jabo and AGI. And with five points
37:06
to one, they've won this game. So Jabo and AUGI have one episode
37:14
point, but CJ and CV have plenty of time to pick it back up.
37:16
Game two is going to be after this break. It's worth two points
37:20
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38:40
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38:45
It's called pitch me Baby one more time. Oh boy, I'm going
38:49
to give our players a situation in which they must pitch me something, and
38:52
the best pitch wins and earns their team two points. So for our streaming
38:57
special as it were, it is because very clear to me after learning about
39:01
Dandy does It and George Not found that having a bizarre gimmick and working it
39:07
well can be very lucrative in streaming, and as an investor, I'm looking
39:12
for the next big thing. So I want each contestant on both teams to
39:16
pitch me a batshit insane streaming gimmick that you think is going to get attention
39:23
on the Internet, which is a place where everybody is fighting to get attention.
39:29
Best pitch wins the game for their team and earns two episode points.
39:34
CJ and CB, you guys lost the last game, so I'm gonna give
39:36
you the choice would you guys like to go first? Or would you like
39:38
to make a job? O and AUGI go first? What do you think?
39:43
IDA is dumb as ship? So smoke, let's do it first because
39:46
mine's pretty stupid too. All right, let's get this all right? Which
39:51
one of you two wants to Yeah, I'll get it out of the way.
39:54
Just you got pitch me? No, no, smoke, dumb.
40:00
This is horrible. It's gonna be entertaining as fuck for the audience probably,
40:07
but yeah, So first off, taking a patron the gate Levers, mister
40:12
Dibney, nice to meet you. Thank you for taking your time with me.
40:16
I I am a music guy as well as a gamer and a streamer.
40:21
So I had this idea that we treat this like the Dark Side of
40:23
the Moon meets Wizard of Oz. We are going to put up footage of
40:28
me playing some obscure game like Mario sixty four for multiple hours, and then
40:35
I'm going to live play something like Call of Duty and try and get it
40:38
to get my actions in audio to line up with the video you are watching
40:44
of Mario sixty four, and that will be the strange ass, weird,
40:49
fucking gimmick that I have for you, sir. Holy shit, God,
40:54
Yeah, I'm just like trying to think of like how that would work.
40:58
You doesn't have to produce it, He's got to create it. He's got
41:00
somebody else editing that ship. I hope, So, I hope. So
41:05
I know it's it's it's it's live. It's live. So the Mario footage
41:09
is recorded, and ship I would be playing Call of Duty offstream with me
41:15
on camera talking about what's happening in Call of Duty, trying to get it
41:20
to line up with say Mario sixty four or some other weird, obscured,
41:23
strange ass. That's maybe metroid. Metroid might work better because it's a shooter.
41:32
Who knows, but you know what I mean, Like you line up
41:36
two games, you play, you play one game, and you show video
41:40
from you playing the same amount of time a different game, and and you
41:45
you run this and get people to see if you can line up all the
41:49
Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz. That's wild. I like
41:52
that. That's pretty badass. I genuinely kind of want to see someone try
41:58
that. I know that's actually make it work, Like I got calling.
42:04
I have seen like speed runs of people running like Mega man one through four
42:08
all at the same time, all us all using the same controller inputs.
42:13
Like what like, I'm like, how the fuck do you do this?
42:15
It's like fucking androids or aliens anyway. Uh so that is that is not
42:22
as bad as I thought it was. That's a neat idea, Stevie.
42:29
What do you feel like I should have called him? For fuck? All
42:34
right, mister investor, all the other boarders you can call me mister Dibney,
42:39
mister Dimley Didney. I can't say Dimney. It's like the Mouse Company,
42:46
but with a B instead of an S. Really, that's only different,
42:51
mister Dibney. That's awesome. Well, today I will present to you
42:58
the new twitch Sniff streamer pan So just like you would have like your little
43:07
like your new panels now for your streamers and all that where you have your
43:12
buttons and it would do whatever for you. Streamers can now enable and added
43:15
sent to their stream with a push of a button. The signal transmit to
43:20
a receiver that the viewers must have enabled to get the perfect set spritzed out
43:24
at them. So this has added a benefit and added income for our investor
43:30
in the back end, because not only are we selling the software but also
43:34
the device for the viewers to purchase, so they get spritzed by whatever scent
43:37
it is. So you want to know what the flowers on Skyrim smell like?
43:43
There you go. How about the burger that the streamer flame kissed and
43:47
cover cooked. The possibilities are endless and not erotic in anyway. Wow,
43:52
thank you sir. Anyway, See, now that's a professional doing it.
43:57
It's interesting. I'll give you that. It would be difficult to implement because
44:01
everyone who got one of the four k Yeah, there'd be like little those
44:07
little tabs, like if you have the four button one, you have four
44:12
little tabs and you get to put what's set in there. You just had
44:14
to correlate with the stream ahead of time like we did here. So you
44:16
got flowers, pie, campfire, burger cut grass, uh, burnt robber.
44:22
If I could have said, I would have used Burger Time as your
44:27
burger example instead, But that's just me. I mean I never played Burger
44:30
Time played over surprise, you didn't include spent shell casing. In any event,
44:42
It's an interesting idea for sure. I out there right, I appreciate
44:45
your time. Yeah, No, it's definitely out there. I didn't go
44:49
dirty this time. You kept it non erotic. Appreciate you. I appreciate
44:52
you. You. Uh, it's not part of the Didney brand. Uh,
45:01
jabo and ague? Which one of you two would like to go next?
45:05
So I have one. It's up to you. You want me to
45:09
go first? Go ahead, because I don't even know I have to.
45:13
I have a lot of questions to ask for. It's yes, no,
45:20
it's all good man. So mister investor, mister Dibney, mister Dimney.
45:28
Uh, we're damn it. We're net written down. So in the game,
45:36
my name is Malt Didney. Hold I necessarily the title of the episode.
45:44
Are you Dmney? Go ahead? So I I like to propose for
45:53
the next innovative live stream service gimmick I mean feature. One of the major
46:00
features of any major live stream, especially on Twitch, is the ads,
46:06
obviously, and what's more annoying than an ad breaking you out of the immersive
46:10
experience of watching your streamer blunder through whatever video game they happen to be playing
46:16
right at that moment. So we'd like to announce this new artificial intelligence that
46:24
can deep fake ads. We call it the Video and Game Immersive non invasive
46:30
ads. What it does is that instead of interrupting your video with ads,
46:37
the ads are in the video game with deep with well, I lost my
46:43
word there. With photoshop and deep shake technology, we will go ahead and
46:49
put the ads in the game. For so, for instance, in the
46:53
scene hold on, we're gonna get to the best part. Yeah, so
46:58
for video for so, for instance, for the scene like Sephiroth stabbing Earth
47:02
during that scene, don't worry, he went to Jared. When it gets
47:08
to the scene in Mario and you get to the scene where Princess is in
47:12
another castle, call an uber. Or how about if your friend is hogging
47:17
the spread gun. In contrast, get yourself some female hygiene products from Poise.
47:25
But wait, I have actually something far superior. Though it is not
47:30
in video game streaming, it is in the streaming universe. So if you
47:34
hate ads equally in video games, I'm sure you hate them in streaming services
47:37
that also add ads, even though you're paying for those streaming services to subscription,
47:42
We too, add the same artificial intelligence to that and deep fake ads
47:46
into the movies. So in those very favorite scenes like say the Shining,
47:51
when Jack Torrens breaks down the door, to get to Wendy. He's breaking
47:55
it down with his trusty wood axe, with a hard hat, safety gloves
48:00
and gloves and glasses, all affordable at home depot. Or King Leonidas proclaiming
48:06
that his army will dine tonight at Applebee's or perhaps and who could not forget
48:14
the most epic of scenes, the scene of Frodo of Sam Sam Wise Genji
48:20
screaming for Frodo to just do it as he three points the one ring into
48:25
the fire's a mount doom while wearing a pair of Nikes. You commercializing,
48:37
bastards. I wish you a man, God damn it. No interruptions,
48:42
all immersion perfect, God damn it. I hope everybody else was also on
48:47
board with the with the acronym for his system. That was nice. That
48:52
was that was good. Was video and game immersive non invasive ADS. All
49:00
right, Well that was an experience. Uh Javo, you are up and
49:07
you said you had questions. I'm willing to feel like I feel like I
49:12
got nothing. I feel like that's a mic drop after that. Man,
49:15
I feel like I know I always feel bad going ahead. Anybody else in
49:19
the room that feels like it just that just that. That's like the Come
49:22
Maya that just fucking flattened everyone. That's I feel okay. So like for
49:28
streaming, you can do like a show, right, you can like fall
49:30
somebody around show like that? Or is that not considered? I mean not
49:36
a lot of people do like fictionalized like shows. But I mean it's it
49:40
would be a it would be an innovation because like I said, nobody does
49:44
it. Okay, So there you go. So what we do is right,
49:46
you got you gotta find it. You gotta find a criminal for this
49:50
one. That's gonna be awesome. So you find yourself a criminal, some
49:54
guy fresh out of jail. You get him like a decent list of crimes,
49:59
nothing too crazy. I mean you could possibly go a little bit heavier,
50:01
But I don't think you're really want to do this with like a murderer
50:04
pedophile, Like I'm talking about something a little more low level, like a
50:07
guy that went around vandalizing. I really not do anything with the pedophile if
50:10
I can help it. Yeah, for touching kids, it's like we want
50:15
to give you something like the only answer needs to be a fucking beating,
50:17
right not in no war. We got you a new super ru and you
50:22
can watch this movie. No, it's you get a guy that like,
50:27
I don't know, like causes a bunch of damage or like race, hate
50:30
crime, something basic, something small. I'm not saying that that's small,
50:32
but something that you can like try to change your ways and do. So
50:37
you do that. My name is Earl Thing. Throw a camera crew on
50:38
the guy and you're like, okay, well you know you went to this
50:43
mall and destroyed so much stuff and blubblah this that and the third. Okay,
50:46
you go to the guy that owns them all, say hey, what's
50:49
up I'm doing. My name is Earl Concept. That is one of the
50:51
first things on my list. I destroyed your fucking store. I'd like to
50:54
come redo it from top to bottom. You could sponsor throw your sponsors in
50:59
there, because who's not gonna want to jump on a good redemption story.
51:01
If he's doing whatever work he's doing, you can attach somebody to it.
51:05
So if it's like, oh, you've set this guy's do you set this
51:09
guy's cart on fire? Okay, well now you have to rebuild his You're
51:14
gonna rebuild something, but instead of giving just a cart, you're gonna make
51:16
him like a little tiny shack of store front, so you could throw your
51:21
eighty four lumber people in there. Lows could jump in there, or somebody
51:23
else. You could have a little work cruise. You can turn like little
51:27
segments of that shit into like Extreme Makeover Home edition. You stream all of
51:31
it. You got all your sponsors already behind you. You're doing a good
51:35
thing. It gives people a little bit of social drop in there. Plus
51:38
at the same time, since you're using somebody that used to be a fucking
51:42
word on the ass of society, you're showing the redemption actually is possible.
51:45
But it takes more than just here. We're gonna put you through the system
51:47
and see if it works, so you could kind of I know it sounds
51:52
really really terrible, but it's like, go ahead, full blown commercialize a
51:57
redemption story. Just make it real, throw a fuck improve with somebody and
52:00
stream it. And I don't know if that fits the mold. This is
52:05
this is I mean, it's it's intriguing and like at the end of the
52:09
quote unquote like season, does he get like a job with like a contracting
52:14
company, you know, helping other people reach the TV You can tell you
52:21
could make it. You can roll a whole program out of it. Have
52:22
him be the guy that rolls around next. I mean he doesn't exactly have
52:25
to. Who's the who's the fucking awkwardly really good looking dude that used to
52:30
run around with catfish? Whoever walks through it first and does successfully for that
52:37
first season? Have them be like the guy that walks around and helps out
52:39
the next dude, you go pick him up from prison. Hey, we
52:43
know what, you know what you were here for? Blah blah, This,
52:45
that and the third would offer your chance to jump in. This program
52:46
is called the my Name is Aero program for me to do it, all
52:51
right, So we'll just literally name it after my name is her. Jason's
52:55
gonna need some paper man he did some THEA to hang out with him anymore.
53:00
You might need a couple of Kevin Smith Cruise. He's doing all right.
53:07
I am fascinated by this idea only because I just watched some episodes of
53:12
Rico Will Fix It or something like that with my dad, and I like
53:15
that that guy's whole thing is like fixing up bad projects, like things that
53:21
went wrong with people's houses and stuff, so like I could easily see,
53:24
like, uh, like an ex con like getting put under that guy's wing,
53:30
and he takes him around to the various places that he fucked up,
53:34
uh, and is like, all right, we're gonna redo it. I'm
53:37
gonna show you, I'm gonna teach you how to do it. You're gonna
53:39
do all the work on this. And then like just over over the stretch
53:43
of time or however long the season goes, he just winds up like fixing
53:46
everything he fucked up. They've got him put in jail in the first place.
53:50
And I think it's a brilliant idea, so I'm giving it to Jobo.
53:52
But honestly, there were some great ideas here. There were some brilliant
53:58
ideas here. And then there was Stevie's but yeah, you heard it,
54:04
and Aggie's was by far the funniest, but the one that already happens.
54:12
Yeah, it's just it's just commercial placement. Really, It's just the thing
54:16
that I didn't give them the idea. They've always had it. But CJ's
54:22
was clever too, uh, And it came down to the two of you.
54:24
And but I was just I was something hooked me about the story of
54:29
redemption of Jabos story that I was like This would actually be cool to see
54:32
on Twitch, Like to watch somebody like fixing up somebody's house because they fucked
54:37
it up, you know, like that, that would be interesting and I
54:39
think I'd probably watch that, you know, so, I was like watch
54:43
Humanity restored in real time. But I also would probably watch somebody like mashing
54:49
two games up together to try and line them up, like pick Floyd's.
54:52
I think that's so basically Rico fucked me over again. I'm just didn't mean
55:04
to open old wounds, my friend. I'm not honestly just joking. That's
55:09
funny. That is funny. So two points go to Jabo and a gay
55:15
witch brings them up to three. But it's okay, ce J and Steve,
55:19
we can still catch up. Game three is worth three points and we're
55:22
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Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three is
56:17
gonna be streamer Pyramid. I am who's on top. I am borrowing a
56:23
game from the gate Leapers PC Gaming episode. I'm gonna give each player seven
56:29
video game titles. They then have two minutes to get their partner to guess
56:32
as many video games from that list as they can by describing them. But
56:37
there is a twist. The cluegiver must be pretending that they are streaming the
56:42
game and just talking to their audience the whole time. Oh my god.
56:45
If the cluegiver gives any part of the title excluding like little things like uh
56:51
ann or the or if they fail to convince me that they are pretending to
56:54
stream, that clue is disqualified and you'll have to move on to the next
56:58
After all four plays have done their list, the team with the most points,
57:01
wins the game and earns three episode points. So CJ and Cebe,
57:05
you guys are behind Servos and you've lost the last game. Do you guys
57:07
want to go first? Or do you want to make Jabo and Augie go
57:10
first? Oh, I just wanted to clarify something I said a second ago.
57:14
My my comment. But Rico is just simply the fact that he's beat
57:16
me every time I've been on this game with him. So that's what that
57:20
was about, that anything else. So that's fair in case it gets out
57:24
to the world more so than usual, such a ship. He's like,
57:32
I was not myself, motherfucker. I have won a fucking game. Yeah,
57:37
it was more a digging me smoke. I didn't know. We had
57:42
to pretend we were streamers on this, so like, I'm less confident in
57:45
my abilities now. I didn't know anything. So we're good. I just
57:47
looked at the list. Now for the first time, you want to go
57:53
first or second? Let them go first. Let them feel the pressure first.
57:57
They're always ahead. Let's see if we crush them. All right,
58:00
If that's the case, Augie, we're gonna start with you giving your game
58:04
clues to Jabo. Oh man, all right, Jesus, don't anologizing,
58:10
don't AUGI are you ready? Yeah? All right? I will start your
58:16
two minute timer when you start talking. All right, folks. So I
58:22
got a little bit of a love hate relationship with this game, and I
58:27
don't know how long I'm going to be able to play it before it crashes
58:31
on me. But uh uh, guys, I think I'm getting swatted the
58:44
World of Warcraft one of the games with guns in it. I'm no call
58:52
of duty. That's correct. One down on to the next. All right,
58:59
So this one, I gotta play with this really strange wee you controller
59:05
thing. When you kind of use it makes the jerking motion. So the
59:08
whole time I'm just like, so, just you guys, know this is
59:12
what I'm doing. I'm not breaking twitches to os, I swear, I'm
59:16
just collecting stars. That's all I'm doing. I don't even know how they'd
59:23
get a plumber onto this space station, honestly. I mean, I don't
59:30
know about you, but I feel like this game is proving all those flat
59:34
earthers wrong. Yahoo, you can pass to pass, Okay, this next
59:46
one is next one. I'm gonna pass this next one to Okay, you
59:51
fucking degenerates. I know, I know we're gonna get to that part soon,
59:57
but if I hear anyone in chat type anything about getting splinters from the
1:00:04
from that doll, I am turning this fucking buss around. I don't know
1:00:15
five seconds, who fus a doll? They like time, time is up?
1:00:25
It's okay. I don't even know how it would explain this one without
1:00:29
giving it away. That's funny. You were saying something, did you have
1:00:31
a guess? No, the answer to his question is swatters. Yeah,
1:00:42
damn okay. So the second one, OGIE was trying to do with Super
1:00:46
Mario Galaxy and they're like, oh Jesus, collect Star. I probably would
1:00:51
have started with the whole Mario thing, like I got to rescue preachers speech
1:00:53
again and captured her again. I was trying not to say anything that might
1:00:59
say have mar in it because it was in the name or anything like that.
1:01:04
Anyway, the one he skipped over completely with Civilization five, Yeah,
1:01:07
playing that one and he did not get to roadblocks Halo three or until Dawn
1:01:15
I'm let you down. It's it was difficult. That is one point for
1:01:22
Jabo, and we're gonna switch over to CJ and Stevie, we never told
1:01:25
what that one was. Which which one the one that I that I left
1:01:29
off? Oh yeah, the one with the dolls wasn't an evil village village?
1:01:34
And I thought leave the tall lady alone. I genuinely thought, yeah,
1:01:38
I thought you were gonna go with talking about her like people wanting to
1:01:42
get I forgot. I forgot to say tall lady. And I'm like,
1:01:45
fuck, I forgot that part. But I made fun of the doll.
1:01:49
You did? You did? But again, I felt like that was two
1:01:52
niche like there was no way job who was going to get that if he
1:01:53
hasn't played the game? Yeah? Good it was. It was a good
1:01:59
run, good first run. All right, Stevie, you were up now
1:02:00
ship you were gonna get your clues to CJ, and CJ is gonna guess
1:02:05
them, all right, Are you ready? I believe so? All right,
1:02:09
I am starting your timing as soon as you should. It be a
1:02:13
VR version instead because I streamed the If you feel it'll help you get it
1:02:16
across, go ahead, okay, cool, all right, your timer will
1:02:20
start when you start talking. Yo, man, check it out. We're
1:02:23
in this village. Oh, I started as a prisoner. This is fucking
1:02:27
strange, and there's a giant dragon flying around. Oh my god, it's
1:02:30
burning everything. What the fuck? So medieval timers? Shit, what do
1:02:36
you say? Wait? No, no, oh cool? So I get
1:02:42
the block and I can swing, or I can use me the weapons or
1:02:44
magic. Oh my god. Look at all the tree of skills we got
1:02:46
in here. You can do almost anything you want here. This is crazy.
1:02:51
Oh there's animals that can hunt to check this shit out. I got
1:02:54
that deer with an arrow pass fair enough, Okay, next one? Okay,
1:03:00
so this is a fun side score from like my youth. I love
1:03:02
this, played up my buddies all the time. Now, what you want
1:03:06
to do is if you can heat these little floating things right here coming in
1:03:08
this sky yep. Okay, got that one, and it looks like it's
1:03:10
an m so I think that's a machine gun. All right, Now I'm
1:03:14
gonna I'm gonna lay down. That's correct, awesome, Next one? All
1:03:16
right, Okay, guys, we just started, and I believe I have
1:03:19
to get resources, So let's start punching the fuck out of this tree,
1:03:22
all right, knocking the shit out to you. That's right. That's two
1:03:25
down, all right. First thing, I'm gonna choose Fleck because he's got
1:03:31
the little parachute glidie thing, so I can jump on top of the buildings
1:03:35
and I can snipe some people from up there. So I'll fly onto here.
1:03:38
All right, Cool, We're on the building now, I'm gonna start
1:03:40
sniping some motherfuckers. Holy shit, somebody's calling in a tank and there's a
1:03:44
helicopter coming at me. Holy crap, man, which one he said for
1:03:49
it? White? No, that's wrong, all right, Holy crapt there's
1:03:52
like fifty two people in this lobby. Holy shit, are second War zone?
1:03:55
Uh no, okay, let's see if I get into an aircraft this
1:04:00
time. I'll try. I'll fly around and see if I can blow up
1:04:01
some of these things onto the next next one. Oh cool, I'll got
1:04:04
a little farm, oh ship, Let me come out here. Let me
1:04:06
till this fucking ground. I'm gonna plant some seeds here, I'm gonna water
1:04:11
this stuff. No, I'm going to I gotta go into the dungeon thing,
1:04:17
but it's not open for this day. Good pull, but wrong,
1:04:24
and that is time. That is time. Act Raiser should should have put
1:04:31
very well, you got content and you got minecraft, so that is two
1:04:34
points. Well done, j the first one. The first one was Skyrim,
1:04:41
Oh my god, I mean and and I deliberately left off the Elder
1:04:45
Scrolls bit so you could have used that. But I don't know if you
1:04:47
know. As soon as you said I've been playing it recently, So as
1:04:50
soon as he said Dragon, I'm like, god, damn, I know
1:04:53
exactly wh he just I just started playing it. I I've actually played Sky.
1:05:00
I mean, I couldn't remember if that was that one or Witch,
1:05:01
and I just couldn't remember one. It's all good, dude, you did
1:05:04
great, man, you did great. And the last one he was trying
1:05:08
to do was Battlefield too. Yeah, I'm kind of surprised you didn't say
1:05:12
something like no, sorry. The last one. Last one was Stardue Valley,
1:05:16
the one before that Battlefield there was only fifty two players on that one.
1:05:20
You could do local or online. I didn't know the cap. Yeah.
1:05:25
I was waiting for you to say, this is kind of like call
1:05:27
of Duty. But before call of Duty got big, you know you could
1:05:30
scale. Yeah. Yeah, but if you had said that, I would
1:05:34
have gone middle of on our so I still would have got it wrong a
1:05:36
lot. Are still a good game. But yeah, that was pretty good.
1:05:41
That was pretty good. You guys got two points to your head.
1:05:43
Coo cool. So Jabo and aug since you guys are behind, you were
1:05:46
going to take this opportunity to try and catch up. Uh and Jabo is
1:05:50
now going to give the clues to Augie. Jabo, you got your list?
1:05:56
You got your list? All right? Yes, I have my list
1:05:59
in front of me. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you now, like if
1:06:02
if it's something I can't go through, am I allowed to just say yip?
1:06:05
And then the next one we'll move it to the next one, and
1:06:10
uh, yeah you can. You can come back to it later if there's
1:06:12
time. All right, So if you're ready, I've got two minutes on
1:06:15
the clock and the clock will start when you start talking. Oh man,
1:06:20
I really can't made this. I can't believe they made a movie off this
1:06:23
game. I'm gonna play it at such a classic matter of fact, the
1:06:26
soundtrack is things amazing. I'm gonna stop talking and just let it. Let
1:06:29
it go, dude, that's right, that's right. Next one, okay,
1:06:36
second one. Oh man, I have no idea how to play this,
1:06:40
Like, why is everybody around here doing these stupid dances. I see
1:06:43
kids doing that all the time. Why is there a guy dressed like that's
1:06:45
right? Fortnite is corrects Fortnite man. The only reason why I'm playing this
1:06:51
is because the Rock made this movie. It's not even my first my favorite
1:06:56
first person shooter. I can't believe like the first one was bad enough,
1:07:00
like to munch this one. No, no, not that it's a videokay,
1:07:05
like I'd prefer to play Wolfenstein, but this is the game that they
1:07:10
had. That's the first person Doom that I have to play. Doom three,
1:07:15
Doom two, that's right, Doom two is right, next one,
1:07:16
the next one, I don't even know what that is. We're gonna skip
1:07:19
that one, okay, that's right, onto the okay, So this one,
1:07:23
uh yeah, okay, I don't care if anybody says I haven't played
1:07:26
this in forever. This new version is gonna be awesome. The only thing
1:07:29
I need is Kirby because I'm gonna suck everybody up, spit him out half
1:07:32
Supersmash Brothers, Supersmash brother Melee, Supersmash Brothers Ultimate. Yes, that's right.
1:07:39
Fuck okay, the next one, oh my god, I can't believe
1:07:45
I get to play this for y'all. I know. The first thing I'm
1:07:46
gonna do is ride a motherfucking choke about Final Fantasy one two, Final Say
1:07:53
six, seven, eight, Final Fantasy thirteen, Final Fantasy fourteen. I'm
1:07:58
allowed to say something that he's already said the tactics. It's the question you
1:08:01
can add on. Well, wow, I'm glad that they remade this Final
1:08:05
Fantasy said remade. Yeah, the last ye you got ten seconds? Sound
1:08:14
I have? Then? Okay, this was could I'll go ahead and throw
1:08:17
this on. Man. God, it's like the football version of NBA.
1:08:23
Jam oh, that's such a good clue to But this time ball version of
1:08:30
NFL NFL Blitz played that one the league. Wow, Shobo, you smashed
1:08:39
through those and if you hadn't said remade, I think you might have gotten
1:08:44
the final all of them, but you got you got four, so that
1:08:50
that puts you up to five points total. That's great, But c J
1:08:55
and Stevie, that means you guys need to get four. Streak you got
1:08:58
going we do it for just one more episode. Good fucking hints. By
1:09:04
the way, Joe, Yeah, job a really good job. And I
1:09:10
was because I don't even I've never played Fortnite, I only ever think I've
1:09:13
seen Doom too. Half Life. I couldn't have helped you with it all
1:09:17
we skipped over half. Yeah, I would have got half, and if
1:09:19
you would have just had something, I probably have got that. But no,
1:09:21
it's fine, it's cool, that's awesome, that's very well done.
1:09:25
Okay, so we know the score you have to hit. Three is a
1:09:28
tie, uh and four we'll win, but a tie will not do enough,
1:09:32
So you guys gotta win, all right? Ready? Uh so,
1:09:36
CJ. This is your list of seven games. You have two minutes,
1:09:41
and when you're ready, just let me know. Okay, here we go.
1:09:46
All right, your time, I'll go ahead and start it. What
1:09:51
sorry, sorry, let's stop and reset. I was about to say,
1:09:55
your time will start as soon as you start talking, So go ahead and
1:09:58
go ahead and restart whenever you're ready. All right, guys, I'm so
1:10:00
excited to be able to play this game. I love playing Green Theft Auto,
1:10:03
except this one's way more. That's right, that's right, that's right.
1:10:06
Next one. I can't believe I gotta see this damn princess again,
1:10:11
This pig faced motherfucker keeps kidnapping or I'm really tired of it, that's right,
1:10:16
Okay, I can't believe I moved here. It's all post apocalyptic now,
1:10:20
and it's crazy with all this warfare and whatnot. Follow follow three,
1:10:27
follow seventy six. I can't believe I moved here. This is this is
1:10:30
crazy past okay, pass alright? I I I like this game better when
1:10:35
it was Skyrim, but oh well, I'm stuck with it. And I
1:10:38
can't believe they made three of these things. Uh. I love Fallout four.
1:10:45
I don't know, No, he's moved on to another one. Uh
1:10:49
so uh I hate playing this game with my friends. It's always destroyed our
1:10:56
friendships because and and I can't believe there's no cake. There's still no gate
1:11:00
portal Portal two, that's right, Portal two, next one. I I
1:11:04
hate tower defense games and this is so old school. I can't believe I'm
1:11:09
still playing this damn games. But you know you wanted to see it,
1:11:13
all right, suh, All right, guys, I'm excited to get into
1:11:17
this one. I love I love I love killing these these weird ass creatures.
1:11:23
Who the fuck is that with a pyramid on his head? What the
1:11:25
fuck is this thing? I mean Silent Hill, won Hill to Silent Hill
1:11:30
three? And uh is there? Don't you going saying again this dance?
1:11:38
Later? And I take my kids to this school dances. I passed you.
1:11:45
I have no idea go back to one of the other ones. Uh,
1:11:48
go back to the third one? Uh it mo Pokemon. Yeah,
1:11:57
I can't believe I'm still I'm still. I can't I believe I moved here
1:12:00
with all this craziness going on in time is up? Oh no, Stevie,
1:12:08
you said every fallout except one? Are you serious? Fallout doesn't count
1:12:13
as following one Fallout New Vegas? Fallout New Vegas. Mother was trying to
1:12:19
get you there with he was about to move here. The game was rigged
1:12:23
from the start, damn it. And then then the one after that he
1:12:28
was saying it was like Skyrim but whatever it was the Witcher three, Oh,
1:12:31
I don't know about those. And I sucked it up because I said
1:12:34
three of them. That's why I stopped myself. Yeah, and see,
1:12:38
you might kick yourself on the one after Portal two where he was talking about
1:12:42
a tower defense game but it was old. Yeah, it's it. If
1:12:47
I if I were to say something like this. This title sounds a lot
1:12:50
like Era of Kingdom's Clams. I don't know, no Age of Empires to
1:13:00
some empires too. I know that's one of your favorite games. Maybe I
1:13:03
would have done it like Defense went. Yeah, the last one, the
1:13:10
last one he was trying to get you to get was you. I think
1:13:14
you said Silent Hill, but the one you were missing was Silent Hill Homecoming,
1:13:18
and that's why he was trying to refer to a dance. That was
1:13:21
the one that was so At the end of streamer Pyramid, both teams have
1:13:29
five points, which means both teams get three episode. But that means that
1:13:33
Jabo and Augie have six points to c J and CEB's three, which means
1:13:38
they have won the episode. Very nice, very nice. That was so
1:13:45
close. My God was working his ass off to get so I got that
1:13:55
Homecoming one. I did get it. That was wild well played. Both
1:14:00
teams were very impressed and destroyed the two of you. You got one and
1:14:09
two points. Yes, they're so much better. I still even know why
1:14:15
I'm here. You killed it, Jabo, you absolutely killed it, and
1:14:20
you got your team enough points to win the game. So well done.
1:14:25
So I have to thank our guests c J and Jabo for coming and making
1:14:29
this such a great time. I hope you guys enjoyed our you know,
1:14:32
streamer episode with no streamers. Stream I do on Saturday night is my business
1:14:44
and you can watch along follow me on Twitch say I stream plenty of Yeah,
1:14:53
So thank you so much for joining. Please plug away everything proper Rumpus,
1:14:59
all of it you want to run, either either or whoever wants to
1:15:04
do it. Well, since we're here, I figured we might as well
1:15:06
go ahead. X and J Radio has been parked. I don't know if
1:15:11
it's permanently. I believe it may be permanently, but X and J Radio
1:15:15
is parked for the time being. Proper Rumpus is still doing its thing.
1:15:18
It's still growing. I've been here nine thousand times, so everybody should know
1:15:23
where the heck. Everything that we do now is ruckus. Juice is back
1:15:27
up and running. Nashan is enjoying the crap out of really doing the MCU
1:15:31
run after not watching any movies in the MCU at all, with the exception
1:15:36
of Guardians of the Galaxy two and every time I've made her watch Seang Chi,
1:15:43
so having her that she's like she I figured that would make her hate
1:15:49
everything, but she's got a thing for for Robert Daddy Junior, which is
1:15:53
cute. She's like twenty years later, doesn't right? Yeah, I did,
1:15:58
I would. That's still good and it's good. So any any place
1:16:02
you you pick up podcasts literally just throwing proper rumpus media, you'll find everything
1:16:06
that we have coming across the table. Hell yeah, and CJ anything you
1:16:11
personally want to plug. Yeah. I still got the radio waves twice a
1:16:15
week Thursdays and Saturdays midnight. Always a good time, by the way,
1:16:19
always oh thank you man, thank you appreciate that. Yeah, Thursday Thursdays
1:16:24
always random request radio we we I put my library on shuffle and play the
1:16:30
songs that pop up in the categories of rock, off, metal, industrial,
1:16:32
plus listener requests in those same categories, and it really does get kiotocs
1:16:38
sometimes, so it's been fun to to try to to navigate that. And
1:16:43
then Saturdays I do different things each week. The last two weeks i've been
1:16:48
I have a new music student who's been wanting to learn about metal and all
1:16:53
that type of stuff, so we've been playing songs based on trying to do
1:16:57
that education so that's been fun. But I also do this Saturday concert series
1:17:00
once a month where I take you all to a live concert. Started during
1:17:03
COVID, but everyone loved it, so I kept it going and UH and
1:17:10
DJ's and reviews with you, just doing different review things on different albums and
1:17:14
and things like that. So yeah, every Thursday nine the mid night and
1:17:16
Saturday nine the mid night RADIOA waves dash ceo dot uh Radio dash Waves dot
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ceo dot UK beautiful beautiful. Uh. I have not gotten there as much
1:17:29
as I'd like to uh, and it's usually because I pretty much always have
1:17:31
things scheduled during the times of your play. Whenever I do get a chance
1:17:35
to go, it's always such a good time. I love chilling with the
1:17:38
music and and hanging out with all the people in the discord and just having
1:17:42
a blast. Yes it is, Yes, it is gets a little uh,
1:17:46
it gets a little off topic a little bit, a little bit sometimes
1:17:50
just a little bit. That's one of my favorite things about it. Uh.
1:17:54
Definitely, Why am I not surprised you and your you and your Ralph
1:18:00
report nibbles. Uh. So it just leaves me to thank my usual two
1:18:08
partners in crime, uh, Stevie and Augie. Where can people find you
1:18:12
on the internet? Starting with Stevie, you find me at midnight smoke Augie,
1:18:15
aug Doggie Zer all right, you can find me online at pantsls Aaron
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1:18:51
especially like Kristen and Jeremy Farley, have gone above and beyond love you
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go up both so much for your incredible support and I will not forget it,
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so thank you so much. Just feeling very blessed and looking forward to
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putting the work in to make this an incredible audiobook and I cannot wait.
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Unfortunately, I do have to wait because there's still like eighteen days left on
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the Starter campaign. So and Kickstarter doesn't give you like a cash out button,
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you know, just to stop early, so I'm thinking of some stretch
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goals, maybe something fun we could reach for a little. It's a little
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weird because half my cast is sag after A and they have a shit ton
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of rules, so a lot of things that would sound like no brainers I've
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had to shoot down unfortunately. But I'm working on stuff we can do,
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so I will come up with something in the meanwhile. Feel free to check
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out the Kickstarter if you haven't already. If an audiobook sounds like your thing,
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it's looking like it's definitely gonna get made at this point, so a
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small twenty dollars pledge will get you the audiobook and a free copy of the
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ebook as well. So yeah, it's gonna be a good time guaranteed.
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So thank you so much for listening, Thank you so much for following us
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at b fy tw podcast, checking out our website at bfyt wpod dot com,
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and of course to our lovely patroons who are amazing. I'm just gonna
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mention my name real quick, William M. Casey s the gate Leapers,
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Island, Dave A. Kristen, f of course, Justin B, Donna,
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M and Mexican. Thank you so much for supporting our show and making
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it the best it can be. And that is going to be it from
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us. Why why not? Who knows