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DONKEY: Charlamagne Calls Out People Juggling Multiple Partners On Valentines Day · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: This. Don't be a dusty because right now you want
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  Speaker 1: some real It's time for Donkey of the Day. So
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  Speaker 1: if we ever feel I need to be a dog
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  Speaker 1: man the head sheet, I had become Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club bitches, you'd talk. Come on, everybody, come on
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  Speaker 1: in and sit down. Donkey of today for Tuesday, February fourteenth,
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. I know some of y'all have been listening
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  Speaker 1: to The Breakfast Club for you know, the whole thirteen years,
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  Speaker 1: and you was around when I would give the single
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  Speaker 1: ladies hell. Okay, Well I stopped doing that a while
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  Speaker 1: ago because loneliness is not a great feeling. Okay, they
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  Speaker 1: have There's a lot of people who have made permanent
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  Speaker 1: decisions based off temporary loneliness. Yes, I'm talking about suicide.
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  Speaker 1: So I certainly don't want to push anyone to that. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I posted this yesterday on Instagram. Never be the reason
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  Speaker 1: someone ask God for peace, Okay, So God forgive me
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  Speaker 1: for the times I've been the toxic person in someone's life. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if someone's single, it's not entire early their fault. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But I will say, especially to the ladies, you have
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  Speaker 1: to be aware of the things you put in the atmosphere. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot of women who waived that flag
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  Speaker 1: of independence for a long time. A lot of women
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  Speaker 1: said they didn't need a man for nothing. Then they
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  Speaker 1: turned thirty, then thirty plus, then forty, and now they
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  Speaker 1: want a family, if not a family, at least kids.
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  Speaker 1: But they can't get nobody because they kind of built
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  Speaker 1: the wall around their hearts, okay, And what they forgot
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  Speaker 1: to do was ted said wall down, or at least
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  Speaker 1: build a door in the wall so somebody could, you know,
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  Speaker 1: walk in and out. But we're not gonna do that today, Okay, Nope,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't about y'all. Well, one more thing. If you're
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  Speaker 1: paying sexual okay, which is a person who is romantically
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  Speaker 1: attracted to people regardless of their sex agenda, meaning you
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  Speaker 1: date everybody everything, men, women, trans days, it's furries, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: If you date everything on the menu and you single,
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  Speaker 1: God told me to tell you that is you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely you. But that's not what I'm here to
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  Speaker 1: do today, all right, darky in the day, this morning,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to the players, Okay, the pimps, the people
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  Speaker 1: out there juggling multiple part on this fine Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: All of y'all don't care if you're male female days.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know how y'all going to deal
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  Speaker 1: with the stress of having more than one significant other today.
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  Speaker 1: You are who I want to talk to this morning. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: you really need to make some lifestyle changes, okay, unless
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  Speaker 1: you got all your partners on the same page, unless
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  Speaker 1: they all know about each other. If you got to
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  Speaker 1: sneak around, you know, lie cheat to pull things off
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  Speaker 1: on this fine Valentine's Day, then this donkey is for you. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: See that, my friends, is true loneliness because you don't
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  Speaker 1: really care about any of these people. You care about
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  Speaker 1: you and your ego. That's what you're feeding today. And
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  Speaker 1: it makes you feel like a bigger person to be
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  Speaker 1: playing with all these different folks emotions, playing with these hearts.
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  Speaker 1: But lord, that's gotta be stressful. Okay, whether you're a
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  Speaker 1: man or woman, you only got one sexual organ to
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  Speaker 1: share or do you? I don't know how things working nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: Back in my day, folks only have one sexual organ.
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  Speaker 1: Do you grow more when you identify as something else?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, But let's just pretend things were the
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  Speaker 1: word things the way they've always been. Okay, and you
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  Speaker 1: only got one sexual organ? Brothers, how y'all feel sisters? Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: All right? All right, days, y'all good? Do you really
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  Speaker 1: want to be out here sharing the one sexual organ
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  Speaker 1: you got with multiple people having multiple sexual partners? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that having multiple sexual partners is the
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  Speaker 1: greatest risk factor for everything? All right? Do you wonder
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  Speaker 1: what the new colors on your panty liner is? You've
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  Speaker 1: never seen that type of discharge, have you? All right? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What's that itching? Are irritation you're feeling inside your penis? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's just an STI And I know an STI soundd
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  Speaker 1: like a cute debate show on ESPN, But nope, that's discharge. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that burning you feel after your nation and ejaculation is
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  Speaker 1: not gonna have you debating with anyone. But you're a
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  Speaker 1: doctor and your sexual partners and you can't be mad
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  Speaker 1: at anyone for that except yourself. Okay, this is the
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  Speaker 1: life you chose. And all you uncircumcised men out dare you?
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  Speaker 1: How dare you? Y'all? Are founder spread the infection even more?
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  Speaker 1: Not to mention brothers and sisters. You only got so
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  Speaker 1: much time. Oh my god. If you got multiple partners,
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  Speaker 1: multiple people, okay, that thank you are in a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with them. I pity you today. You only have twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours, okay, and I don't know how you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pull it off or whatever you do. I pray someone
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  Speaker 1: records it and shares it online so I can laugh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Look, I'm not judging. I'm just judging. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I saw someone today. Someone to day sent me a
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  Speaker 1: clip of some brothers talking about how from man has
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  Speaker 1: money and status, a woman should expect them to cheat.
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  Speaker 1: They said that no woman should expect a man who
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  Speaker 1: has money and status to be faithful. But as long
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  Speaker 1: as you the main woman, you got the kids, you
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  Speaker 1: got the ring, than you won. Let me tell y'all
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  Speaker 1: something that is the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever heard
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  Speaker 1: in my life. Okay, The real wealthy people I know,
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  Speaker 1: the really successful people I know, attribute a lot of
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  Speaker 1: their success to being with one person. All right. There
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  Speaker 1: was a study done by researchers at Carnegie Mellon University
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  Speaker 1: that showed people with supportive spouses are more likely to
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  Speaker 1: give themselves a chance to succeed. So many successful people
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  Speaker 1: have discussed the importance of having their spouse by their
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  Speaker 1: side throughout their career trajectory. So all you folks juggling
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  Speaker 1: multiple women, All you women juggling multiple men, how successful
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  Speaker 1: are you really? Huh? See? People think being alone makes
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  Speaker 1: you lonely. No, no, no no, hit the Bobby wom back red,
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  Speaker 1: hit the Bobby wom back. See. People think being alone
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  Speaker 1: nit you lonely, But I don't think that's true. Being
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in
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  Speaker 1: the world. And if you are surrounded by a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of people that you are aligning to and cheating on,
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  Speaker 1: and they are only with you because of the illusion
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  Speaker 1: that you have created, then trust me when I tell
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  Speaker 1: you that is the loneliest existence in the world. And
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  Speaker 1: if you think you lonely, now Lord, have mercy, have
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  Speaker 1: mercy at mercy. Just wait, just wait, just wait until
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  Speaker 1: the night. Who lease give all the brothers assistance and
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  Speaker 1: days out there juggling multiple sexual partners with Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 1: the biggest he all you get them my part, Please
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  Speaker 1: get to my part, turn it up a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: to turn it up and get them my part, right
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  Speaker 1: if theyn't wait to fast forward, came a problem, No,
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  Speaker 1: damn coming lonely, lonely a life. I think that juggling, calling,
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  Speaker 1: multiple sexual parties, Oh my god, being surrounded by the
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  Speaker 1: wrong people. That's the loneliest thing in the world. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're surrounded by a bunch of people that you
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  Speaker 1: are aligned to and cheating on, they're only with you
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  Speaker 1: because of the losing that you have created. Trust me,
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  Speaker 1: you are truly lonely. Preach. Yeah, that was a great sermon.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Brother. God put that on my
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  Speaker 1: heart to tell took us to church almost God put
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  Speaker 1: that on my heart to tell y'all this morning. So
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  Speaker 1: let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five eight five,
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  Speaker 1: one oh five one. You want to continue to intervention.
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  Speaker 1: Are you one of those individuals playing those type of games?
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  Speaker 1: You want to go there? Are you playing? Are you
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  Speaker 1: juggling today? It doesn't end well for many people. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: never does name one time has ended well? Never calling
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  Speaker 1: this morning so we could put hands on him. Did
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  Speaker 1: he but and did he what I said? Did he juggling?
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  Speaker 1: Did here listening? Calling you juggling? WHOA? This is crazy?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't don't turn into a rural report. Did he
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  Speaker 1: listening call an envy wants a time? No? No, eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred five five. Did he have a relationship? You got juggling?
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  Speaker 1: Wait until tonight? Whoa, whoa? Eight hundred five heads in
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  Speaker 1: Dy's hands when he does this his head. You want
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  Speaker 1: to be parting. You got a young Miami, you have him,
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  Speaker 1: a young queen, a little middle aged queens. You might
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  Speaker 1: be crazy, you might be a little old. That was wow,
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  Speaker 1: Brod was wild. I hate you. This was nuts so
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  Speaker 1: many moments here it was wild murder. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to happen. I don't know how you got that
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  Speaker 1: out of him. That was eight hundred five eight five,
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  Speaker 1: one oh five one. Are you out here juggling today?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing? Call us up right now?
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