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Hour 4 - On the Move Again · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Pizza Pizza. It's our number four, our number four, ready
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  Speaker 1: to go, our little overnight show that could or can
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  Speaker 1: or all of that. So here in our number four,
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  Speaker 1: can you put into context what von Miller going to
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  Speaker 1: the Washington Commanders means. He announced that he's headed to Washington.
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  Speaker 1: Former Ram and Bill and Bronco is headed to Washington, DC. Also,
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  Speaker 1: why is Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson under the most quarterback
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  Speaker 1: pressure pressure, pressure pressure heading into the NFL season. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about that. And is Josh Allen's paranoia over the
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  Speaker 1: Bills appearing on Hard Knocks justified or not? All of
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  Speaker 1: that and a whole lot more Up in smoke we go.
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  Speaker 1: It's our number four. Have a wonderful Thursday, this seventeenth
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  Speaker 1: day of July. Here it is on the move again.
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  Speaker 1: foot Bawleague. Is it is the calm before the storm
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  Speaker 1: over the next week or so, A bunch of training
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  Speaker 1: camps opening up, and musical chairs round and round and
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  Speaker 1: round and round and round and round and round. A
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Famer, a gold jacket member, he's doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: it yet, but he's gonna be in the Hall of
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  Speaker 1: Fame is heading to Capitol Hill. He's not going there
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  Speaker 1: to lobby politicians. And if you did not hear about this,
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  Speaker 1: maybe not. We've learned that veteran defensive end Von Miller
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  Speaker 1: is headed to the Commanders. In theory von Miller will
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  Speaker 1: help inspire the Washington Pass rush and take them to
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  Speaker 1: the next level, which would be the super Bowl. After
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  Speaker 1: playing not well, particularly in Buffalo recently, he was often hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Von Miller posted a couple of pictures on the Socials
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  Speaker 1: on Wednesday Night of him in a Washington jersey. And
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  Speaker 1: he's got the sixteenth most sacks all time in NFL history,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty nine and a half. And von
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  Speaker 1: Miller part of a really good Rams team and part
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  Speaker 1: of some Bronco teams that were pretty good. And now
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  Speaker 1: he's headed to Washington. Now he still has to pass
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  Speaker 1: the physical. That's not a guarantee. I like how it's
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  Speaker 1: being said, but it's not a guarantee. Of course, we
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  Speaker 1: all know in professional sports, if they want you to
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  Speaker 1: pass the physical, they will find a doctor to give
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  Speaker 1: you a passing grade on the physical. And if they
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to pass the physical, they will find
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  Speaker 1: a doctor that will red flag your physical. Anyway, he
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  Speaker 1: expected us on a one year deal. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question. Can you put into context what von Miller
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  Speaker 1: going to the Commander's means in the big picture. So
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  Speaker 1: I've got payphone, Daniel day Lewis and snorting cocaine and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we
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  Speaker 1: are gonna make the Gobba Goool. Now, not only are
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  Speaker 1: we gonna have Gobba Gool, we are gonna have a Smorgasborg.
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  Speaker 1: So we also need the Baba Ganoosh, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have that as well. Now, to lead off here, the
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  Speaker 1: early headlines in the NFL world are screaming, Oh, von
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  Speaker 1: Miller on the move, game changer, game changer. They're shaking
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  Speaker 1: in their boots in Philadelphia and in Dallas, not New
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  Speaker 1: York as the Giants stopped being good years ago. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people hyping this up, making a big deal
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  Speaker 1: about it. Von Miller's a name, We know who that is.
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  Speaker 1: So let me help you out. Let me cut through
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  Speaker 1: the noise. I'm going to cut through the noise here.
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  Speaker 1: Von Miller to Washington is kind of like going out
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  Speaker 1: to a store to buy a phone and you buy
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  Speaker 1: a flip phone and it's like, well, it kind of
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  Speaker 1: looks cool, it's retro nice flip phone, but it's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do the job right. It's or maybe a better
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  Speaker 1: analogy would be von Miller is a payphone in an
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  Speaker 1: iPhone world or a smartphone world. Remember those payphones had
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  Speaker 1: a caller who hates the show Bill called in from
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  Speaker 1: Koreatown last hour and I said, there's a payphone. I
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  Speaker 1: know where it is. And he said, oh, there's no payphone.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. There's a few payphones left.
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  Speaker 1: I know where one is. Anyway, every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: like the thing about a payphone, every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the cell phone doesn't work, the reception's out, there's
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  Speaker 1: a glitch, and so you stumble across a payphone. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a work of art from a different era. But
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  Speaker 1: it still works. It still works in a pinch, but
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  Speaker 1: you're not using it every day. And Vaughan has the resume.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the accolades on his Wikipedia page, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of Super Bowl rings with the Broncos and the Rams,
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  Speaker 1: and a name that still gives you a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a twinge if you're an opposing offensive corny, right,
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit you sweat a little bit. But
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  Speaker 1: let's get real here, right in terms of he's got
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  Speaker 1: the name, but the game is not keeping up with
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  Speaker 1: the fame. He's I believe thirty six coming off of
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  Speaker 1: torn acl a couple of years back, was not the
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  Speaker 1: same player last year. And if you look at the
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  Speaker 1: statuet with von Miller compared to what he had been,
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  Speaker 1: the statuet looks kind of like a vegan cookbook. There's
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  Speaker 1: not a lot there, right, there's not a lot there.
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  Speaker 1: Last season with the Buffalo Bills, he had I believe,
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  Speaker 1: six sacks last year. That's okay, it's not game changer.
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  Speaker 1: It's cameo here, cameo there, one sack year, one sack there,
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  Speaker 1: and it if you are a commander officionado like ostrich Ant,
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  Speaker 1: ostrich Ant, the district attorney, people like that, to listen
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  Speaker 1: to the show, you're banking on von Miller? Are you
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  Speaker 1: really banking on von Miller getting the Bronco version or
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  Speaker 1: even the ram version of von Miller, Like he's some
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  Speaker 1: kind of defensive savior. Now, if you need that, you'll
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  Speaker 1: be crying and posting nasty comments on social media by
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  Speaker 1: week five or sooner. At this point, von Miller is
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  Speaker 1: a good name, gets you excited, but he's more like
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  Speaker 1: a substitute teacher. He'll show up, he'll work hard, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe he'll drop a good story, bit of wisdom, but
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  Speaker 1: he's not the one really running the classroom, right. He's
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  Speaker 1: just kind of temporarily.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Furthermore, as we get set for the NFL training camp period,
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  Speaker 1: when veterans start showing up, what he cares about rookies.
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  Speaker 1: A buddy of mine asked me, said, which quarterback is
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  Speaker 1: under the most pressure to perform in twenty twenty five?
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  Speaker 1: Which is always a fun question, right, there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of quarterbacks that aren't very good that are under pressure. However,
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  Speaker 1: my response, without missing a beat, I text back to
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  Speaker 1: my buddy, I said, Anthony Richardson. I said, that's the guy,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a good jumping off point. So why is
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  Speaker 1: Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson, in my opinion, under the most
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  Speaker 1: immense pressure among all quarterbacks heading into the NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: The reason is this, he was overdrafted. He should have
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  Speaker 1: been maybe a sixth or seventh round developmental pick. But
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  Speaker 1: the late Jimmer say, now, I don't know what he did.
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  Speaker 1: He went out, he had some of the magic stuff,
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  Speaker 1: some of the good stuff, and then he's liked, well
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  Speaker 1: take this guy top ten of the draft. So that's
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  Speaker 1: where the short like he was overdrafted. He has played
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  Speaker 1: horrific football. And if you're looking for drama, people say, well,
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  Speaker 1: what about the movies. You just watch the Colts training
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  Speaker 1: camp out. Now, this is not two legends. This is
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  Speaker 1: not the greatest quarterback competition, which wasn't really a competition
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  Speaker 1: was Joe Montana and Steve Young, who both ended up
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  Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame, and they were teammates. But
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Richardson is under the kind of scrutiny that would
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  Speaker 1: make even Daniel day Lewis sweat a little bit. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Richardson's performance is going to determine whether or not he'll
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  Speaker 1: be out and about getting a real job, or are
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  Speaker 1: we going to get that redemption you know that whole
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  Speaker 1: redemption arc thing, or is this a cautionary tale? Its
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  Speaker 1: last chance you meets any given Sunday. So if Richardson
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  Speaker 1: can rise on up a see the occasion, this will
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  Speaker 1: be the comeback for the Ages. This guy quit on
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  Speaker 1: the Colts last year. He said I can't play, coach,
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  Speaker 1: take me out of the game against Houston, and they
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  Speaker 1: still brought him back. Now, if he goes out there
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  Speaker 1: in training camp Anthony Richardson and rides the vomit comet
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  Speaker 1: yet again, you the credits like, if Richardson can't beat
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  Speaker 1: out suck bag Daniel Jones. He's not only done in Indy,
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  Speaker 1: he's done in the NFL. Finish could put like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know if he'll end up on a practice
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  Speaker 1: squad somewhere and don't give me, well you still developing?
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  Speaker 1: Stop all right? The NFL is not some science fair
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  Speaker 1: project like Richardson can go to the Canadian Football League
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  Speaker 1: and play for my favorite team, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when we were in Vancouver for the meet
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  Speaker 1: and greet that our buddy Nico put together, which was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: What a great night that was, had a good turnout,
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  Speaker 1: great food, first class VIP, so cool. What a great
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  Speaker 1: guy Nico is putting that together. But one of the
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  Speaker 1: dudes that showed up when he was a younger guy,
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  Speaker 1: he was a ball boy for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
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  Speaker 1: and he was telling me about it back in the
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  Speaker 1: back in the old days. Anyway, now back to the monologue.
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  Speaker 1: So Anthony Richardson, right, if he screws this up, the
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  Speaker 1: coaches out, the GM is out, they hit the reset button.
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  Speaker 1: If Richardson is a professional wrestler named El Stinko, we're
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  Speaker 1: talked about Danny Dimes. You have to beat out Danny
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  Speaker 1: Dems more like Danny Pennies. The guy had one slightly
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  Speaker 1: above average season. He got paid like he had come
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  Speaker 1: up with the cure of you, the bubonic plague, right,
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  Speaker 1: and then immediately turned back into a pumpkin. Now, it's
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  Speaker 1: not all negative for Daniel Jones. Like he's he's not
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  Speaker 1: afraid to throw a five down, a five yard checkdown.
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  Speaker 1: If you need a quarterback to throw a five yard checkdown,
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  Speaker 1: captain checkdown, he throws it like a picasso. He's really
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  Speaker 1: good at that. And that's about it. But that what
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  Speaker 1: a competition, What a depressing competition. That is holy crap.
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  Speaker 1: All right, last thing. Here we go, Buffalo, Here we go, Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: So now we have a lot of Bill's mafia. They
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  Speaker 1: saw this quote going around from Josh Allen, the longtime
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  Speaker 1: Bill's quarterback. So Josh Allen is not happy. And if
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen's not happy, nobody's So Josh Allen, as I understand,
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  Speaker 1: it is upset that the Bills have been picked for
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  Speaker 1: the upcoming hard knocks. He's annoyed by it. And yes,
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  Speaker 1: quarterback about being on Hard Knocks. So is Josh Allen's
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  Speaker 1: paranoia over Hard Knocks? Is it justified? So? I wrote
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  Speaker 1: the one million dollar bill, good luck. Hard Knocks is
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  Speaker 1: This is not candid camera. The NFL is not in
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  Speaker 1: And the great thing about this monologue is it is
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  Speaker 1: Rob posted on social media it was flying back from
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: the All Star Game this week, and he went to
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: a grocery store in Atlanta and bought you know how,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the discount food in the back of the grocery store.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: For his trip back from Atlanta. He bought a discounted
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: chicken salad sandwich.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Oh I saw that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Holy crap. Now there are some things I will buy
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: at the discount thing. I think that's a good deal.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: A chicken salad sandwich. I would I would not, I
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: would not buy. You're just asking to spend hours and
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: hours and hours with Montazuma's revenge, right you are you're saying,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: can I please get some some Tennessee trots in here?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Is what you're saying, right, I mean, what are you doing? Rob? Seriously?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Rob is so cheap. He makes me look like I'm
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a big spender. He does like side by side, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: am money bags, mallar next year. It's true, I'm serious,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Like if you are eating head, He spent two dollars
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and seventy cents for a chicken salad croissant, Like, there's
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: no chance that's good right now.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: He did have a point, though. The sand which is
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: at the airport are like fifteen seventeen dollars.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: For that is true sandwich. Well, you don't buy food
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: at the airport. I agree with that. Yeah, just fashion, Yeah, no,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: just me.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: And honestly, I think it's disgusting when someone on the
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: plane opens food next to me.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I got food. I agree. I never
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: do that now my wife does that, which annoys me.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: If we're all eating, that's one thing. Like when it's
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: meal time on the plane, that's one no.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't like eating on planes. I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to use the bathroom on a plane.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I'm tall guy. I'm a big guy. I don't fit
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. You know, it's awkward. I don't like that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: And so like I hate it. And it's like, can't
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you just go to an airport and not buy food?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Like any here we'll have like a stopover in Salt Lake.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: She'll be buying some of you because they all the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: airports now they got you hooked. They know, well, maybe
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: you're only here in Salt Lake for two hours, but
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: we've got some local restaurants here, you know, authentic Salt
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Lake food, or in Dallas or wherever. It's like, come on,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: you know, if you really want to experience the local restaurant.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Don't you have to go out of the airport to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: get the real taste of the food, you know what
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you know it's like anyway, all right,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: blind Scott, who has been online the entire night waiting
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: for his turn. Hello blind Scott.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you won't.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: Believe what happened.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: There was a shooting and I almost had to hang
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: up and call the police. I drank four coffees tonight.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: One thing, I'm the most prolific blind mobility cane user
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: in the world, the best guy dot user, one of
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: the best callers to radio. I've been calling political radio lately.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: I love Rob Parker Man. He's a fool, though. If
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: he thinks he's going to be able to write everything
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: off on his Texas way, he does. I was talking
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: to him earlier today and I said, dude, you must
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: not be married. I asked him if he was singled.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: You know, you know, I'm just curious. Rob the vicstar though,
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: so Actually, during the talent show, I got some future
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: journal with some students I'm bringing on the interview I
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: might need six minutes. Ty, I've wanted them to record
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: six minutes.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Six it's six minutes. No, there's no way you're getting
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: six minutes.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Well it's too many people.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Two How about three minutes? Two people ninety seconds east,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that's three minutes. But if you suck, we're gonna gong
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you off the show.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: Well, here's here's the thing. Michael leper Khahn has all
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: these stations in the United States, you know what I mean, Like,
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: I can't believe this guy. He's in his sixties, he
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: has all these kids, he has two families, you know
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: what I mean. He's calling in the show. He's giving
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: cheesecake gift cards. You know what I'm saying. He's blowing
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: up the show. That guy from Vennett's. I think that's crack.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. You can hear it's heavy,
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: heavy mung. You know what I'm saying. And I still
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: on the air because you played the gong. So if
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: I'm just talking to myself.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're actually we hung up on you about
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: three minutes ago. We actually you're not on the air.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: This is all the air. It's a hot.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: Dude, it's so hot. Tonighty when I came in earlier
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: from being out all night. They said I can hang
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: out boat at Bogus whenever I want.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Like they said, they would be okay, Scott if it
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: would it be rude if we called Bill from Venice
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: now crackhead Bill? Would that be would he be upset
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: with us if we called him crackhead baw Nah?
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: I would call him crackhead Bill because he did such
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: a back call that was awful.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: He shouldn't be allowed back on here. And you know,
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: I love that guy from Houston. He did a wicked
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: bat joke, like that's a that's a joke that's worse
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: than what Bill did. The one he did that you
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: had to explain what the joke was. I can't even
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: repeat it. It was so bad. I liked it. How he
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: was gambling like hundreds of thousands of dollars, Dude, this
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: is a crazy story. So me and my neighbor were
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: gambling like hundreds of thousands of dollars in the stock
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: market and he accused me. This was like, I finally
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: can talk about this because he hasn't bothered me about it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: But he's like, you lost eighty.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Thousand dollars of my money. I have to go to
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: an advisor now, you know. So it was back like
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: in February, and I was like, dude, I was trying
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: to tell you, like what to do. You were just
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: like you know how it gets emotional when you start.
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: You start like not listening to anybody, and everything goes
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: downhill so fast.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: That.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Well, you you cost me money in the stock market.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, I know you did.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You told me to invest in the one you told
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: me to invest in the one weed stock that didn't
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: make any money, So thank you.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: I want to get back in the stock market now.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Remember I was going to get that book deal for us.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: You're gonna get fifteen, I'm gonna get five. It's going
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: to be the overnight radio. So we have a pretty
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: good story, I do. I call the other shows sometimes,
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: like the other overnight shows face, they're awful. The producers
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: listen to the show. They know when I'm calling in,
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: like they say, oh, well and Scott, so you know
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: they're listening to our show, you know, Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Of course I understand. All right, well, very good. I'm
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: gonna put you go away. I'll put you on hold whatever,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: let's go do Who do we have here?
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Rick in Maryland? Look at that? Rick and Maryland Morning
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Time from Rick and Maryland.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Hello, Rick, morning time. I'm going on being.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Now, Rick, I did not watch the sb's last night.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: There was a great joke in there, Rick, I don't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: know if you watched it or not. I saw the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: clip and we talked about it earlier in the show.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: The comedian, mister Gillis, who's very funny, very funny comedian,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: liked the guy. I don't like a lot of comedians.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I thought I was friggured. Did you see what he did?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Rick and Maryland? Did you see what he did?
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: No? No, tell me what happened?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, so he what he did is he at
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the SBS he introduced four time w NBA All Star
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Britney Hicks. I got it, man, Hold is it now? Now?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know who Brittany Hicks is?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Rick?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You're a w NBA fan, right? Are you familiar with
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Britney Hicks?
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: Key area?
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? Do you know what team Britney
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Hicks plays for?
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah? The Storm.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, well you're making my point. Let's go to the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: audio tape right there. Play the audio four time.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: W n all star Britney Hicks is here. Give it
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: up for Brittany, everybody, I'm joking around.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That's my friend's wife.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I knew none of you knew w NBA players.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Rick, you took debit my man. I appreciate that, Rick,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: Look real quick. Check this out. So you're saying the
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Commanders are bringing von Miller here.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, von Miller. He announced it himself on social media.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I think von Miller. You you might be younger than
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: von Miller at this point, Rick.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Man, I didn't even know. Man. Come on, I try
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: not to listen to these dag on pre season heights
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: and everything, so I won't get disappointed. But I had
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: to hear it on your show. Y'all usually don't talk
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: about any Washington teams. But anyway, why would.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I Why would I talk about Washington teams? I don't.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I'm doing broadcasting that they all suck like other than
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the Commanders, they had a good run. But other than that,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the Wizards are unwatchable. The Nationals they have no more natitude. Right,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: we don't hot, we don't really talk hockey, so what
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: are we gonna talk about?
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, heah, yeah yeah. But they man will bring
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Dexter Manley back, you know, I.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, I'm all. I'm all for Dexter Manley, bring
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: him back. He was a he was a great defensive player.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Couldn't read, but he was a really good defensive player.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Absolutely well you can read that offense though. But anyway,
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: chuck this off. One more thing before I go. Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: ink of terror INCA Terror's gonna be one of the judges.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: I was thinking about coming back, but he gave me
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: a one last year. Man. I mean I thought you
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: get a one, just want to participate.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Well that was last year. You know he is having
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a bad night or whatever. I want you to be
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: in this thing, Rick and Maryland. You're you're a show legend.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: We want you to be part of the show. As
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: long as you don't just call up and say morning time.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You gotta do something more than that. You got to
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: give us more than just morning time. Will you do
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it in Spanish?
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: You can in Spanish?
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Uh uh?
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Come on, st stay wow, just the last thing, last thing.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: See Rayna putting me on the spot. You know, I
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: hate losing, man. I mean, I was doing a sign
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: sign language class. I was doing well, but I was
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: doing well. I'm doing well.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: It was like, you know, I'm doing well, and all
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: of a sudden I got the letter center. I failed.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: So I went to the director. I'm like, how I fell,
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: you know, and sign them.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was too loud.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: I was too loud because.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: To be all all right, Well, well listen, I'll put
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: you on hold. Talk to Coop. We'll get your talk.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun is in Boston, the immortal enemy of
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to talk to Bland Scott. You
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: should get to Gon, although he does deserve six minutes
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: because he has multiple personalities. And then I remind you
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: you gave me a minus ten last year. I was
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: on for six minutes when I was warming up. If
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: you remember, yeah, yeah, I like that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: You remember everyone remembers their scores from last year's malipulus.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: That's how important this is. I don't even know what
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I had for lunch the other day, and you guys
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: all remember your scores on the Malletpalooza.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: So at the airport, I went to Legal Seafoods and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I bought you to charter. So that's that's high quality
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: even though.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Oh that was from the that was from the airport
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: on your Okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: All right, thank good you forgot to mention an important
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: friends from Massachusetts. Mats Hole Mickey.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right on the other side, mass Whole Mickey,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the gray who I met h the meet and greet
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: we did last year.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah what Lorena, Lorena, I've got to quarter today. She
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: has many layers, that's the quart herself. And she's a
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: hot dog queen and the sausage queen. And I heard
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: a rumor, Ben that you live in one of those
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: samsy houses in Beverly Hills.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, not all rumors are true.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Well I know so anyway, the big dumpter, the big jumper.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: If I was behind that, you know, the poop fuck,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I would buy a lot of cats. You buy some
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Irish spring.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And yes, you love Irish spring. And we learned about
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: when you visited us. These guys weren't there, but I
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: was there. We learned Michael Lepreton loves Irish spring, and
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: he loves suntan lotion. He enjoys a lot of sun
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: tanned lotion.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And miracle two happens. Miracles two happened. A redhead is
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: called center a redhead one dy Wimbledon and finally Lorena
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: even a bigger miracle. Lorena has responded to sell up
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: my posts.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: An X and all right, oh yeah, you guys have
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: made up. It's amazing Lorena. All you have to do
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: is bribe Lorena with the gift cards and then all right,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I got to move on real quick. Kelly in the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Moine is there? Hello, Kelly in the moin, Welcome Kelly him,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Hello the former donut Kelly. How can we help you? Kelly?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Nothing, I'm just saying I'm getting excited for the talent show.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: All right? And you are you doing something with your
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: husband or I guess you guys aren't married, right, you're
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: not married yet.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: We're just engaged right now.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You're just engaged. I got you. All right, Well you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: guys do a due?
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: Are you doing?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Are you doing a duet? Are you going to get
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: cheat involved in this?
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: No, we're not doing a duet.
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: It's it's just going to be me unfortunately.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, when you will be singing or you'll
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: be doing something else?
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: No, I'm singing, yes, okay.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: All right, well very good. Excited about that? All right?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Well we look forward that well, we'll see on the
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Sunday night.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, no, I'm excited for it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll leave it there then, thank you,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: all right, the great Kelly. Look at that. She checked
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: in there as well, Kelly from des Moines, and she'll
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: be one of the acts. And the Mallard palooza on
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Sunday night. Well, not safe and saying that would be
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a charge. Your running back former Steeler Najee Harris, remember
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: when he the story came out he was injured with
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: fireworks and immediately the agent and the team was like, Ah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: it's not that big a deal. He'll be ready to go. Well,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: it does not look like that the case. The Chargers
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: are now saying Harris is likely to start the season
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: on the non football injury list. And Harris expected to
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I guess he was expected to arrive yesterday. He has
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: been receiving treatment at the Hospital at Stanford in Northern
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: California as he fed up his eyeball. So can you
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: play running back if you only have one eye? It'd
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: be like the cyclops running back or something like that.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I hope he's all right, but
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you don't kids don't play with fireworks. We kind of
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: all knew that, but he did and he ended upffing
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: up his eye. He was in the wrong place at
• 34:57
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• 35:01
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  Speaker 1: in our celebrity panel, the power couple on this show,
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  Speaker 1: the celebrity couple who cares about Travis Kelcey and that singer.
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  Speaker 1: For us, it's Leslie and Jack the judge, and we
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  Speaker 1: say hello to Lesson. Good morning Leslie, Good morning Ben.
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  Speaker 9: Unfortunately you only get half of the power Couple.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's all right. You are you're the you're
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  Speaker 1: the famous one. You're Jack's famous as well. You are
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  Speaker 1: you're the Taylor Swift of the couple. So that's that's right. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, all right, everything good with you too. You
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  Speaker 1: are you? You're back in Florida from New York. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: now we're in New York.
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  Speaker 8: And our air condiction name just the.
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  Speaker 1: Bullet Oh no, oh, no toy today. All right. You
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  Speaker 1: never appreciate the air conditioning repair person until it's the
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  Speaker 1: summer and it breaks. Yeah, all right, Well you're from Florida.
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  Speaker 1: You living Florida, now you're used to the heat. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: Hold good luck Leslie. With that, hold on, we have
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  Speaker 1: America's favorite drag queen Fulexus. Hello, Flexus in Buffalo, and
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm in.
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  Speaker 8: Love with Mike E Forgot and I might enter the
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  Speaker 8: tail show. The five pap things why you hate Brian Scott, Well.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a great that's a list. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We don't really do list, but you can make it.
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  Speaker 1: Flexus is big board. All right, hold on a sec.
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  Speaker 1: We have our friend Tammy and Montana. Good morning, Tammy, Welcome,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Dan Gosh.
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  Speaker 9: I can't believe anybody could limit only five things that
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  Speaker 9: are wrong with blind Scott when I can think of
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  Speaker 9: it at least a thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Well, listen, blind Scott's got issues. I think he's got
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  Speaker 1: more than five personalities. So right there, you could do
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  Speaker 1: one for each personality, you'd get more than five, Tammy.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on? Is that we have Milkman Mike in Colorado. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Milkman day.
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  Speaker 6: Good mile high morning.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, Happy Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: And will you be you are in the Talent show?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing an impersonation in the Talent Show? Do
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  Speaker 1: you want to reveal your actor?
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  Speaker 6: No, h we will be impersonating a few personality.
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  Speaker 7: That I will not divulge at this time those particular people.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, very exciting as milkman. Mike there in Colorado, he's
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  Speaker 1: in the malat Palooza. Shane in des Moine, Hello, Shane, Welcome.
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  Speaker 7: Hi Ben.
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  Speaker 9: You know Kelly won't let me enter the talent show.
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  Speaker 2: She runs a tight ship over here.
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  Speaker 1: She's in charge. You got to listen to the boss. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: listen to the boss. All right, I hear Kelly in
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  Speaker 1: the back. All right. Hold on everyone, hold on three stories.
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  Speaker 1: You know the rules, three stories. Figure out which of
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  Speaker 1: the three is not true? They all say, ridiculous, figure
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  Speaker 1: out which are the three is not true? So a
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  Speaker 1: lot of conjecture value male athletes where they compete with
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  Speaker 1: female athletes. What happens with all these issues? Well, ABC,
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  Speaker 1: in partnership with Hulu, announced this week All Star Family
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  Speaker 1: Feud will pit former All Star NBA players against former
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  Speaker 1: All Star WNBA players. That's just what we need, unless
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  Speaker 1: it's not Story number two. Happy Gilmore Too is coming
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  Speaker 1: soon to Netflix and Callaway Golf is setting is pretty
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  Speaker 1: excited about it. Rather, the coming announce they will be
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  Speaker 1: selling limited edition hockey stick, putters and golf balls inspired
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  Speaker 1: by the movie. You can get the golf balls for
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  Speaker 1: fifty nine nine nine per dozen, of course, and a
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  Speaker 1: hockey stick putter for the low price of five hundred dollars,
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  Speaker 1: which is actually not that bad. I went to a
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  Speaker 1: golf store a few months back, and I could not
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  Speaker 1: believe how expensive the freaking clubs were. It's inflation moment,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Story number three, The King Grooming the King
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James as a show called The Shop takes place
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  Speaker 1: in a barbershop, fake barbershop. Lebron has been doing the
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  Speaker 1: show so long that he has apparently become an expert
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  Speaker 1: in grooming. Lebron now has his own line of men's
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  Speaker 1: grooming products called The Shop. I wonder how they came
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  Speaker 1: up with that. Products include shaving cream, beard cream, and
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  Speaker 1: facial lotion. All right, those all these stories one, two,
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  Speaker 1: and three, Leslie, which of the three is not true?
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  Speaker 1: You are my first judge here the power couple. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go with number three, Lebron, I got you all right? Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, have a great weekend. I hope the air
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  Speaker 1: conditioning gets fixed there on Long Island. Hold on, tam No,
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  Speaker 1: We're going to Felexus first, Felexus one, two or three? Felexus.
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  Speaker 8: I gotta go with Leslie number three.
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  Speaker 1: All right, cheating off Leslie's paper? Bad job, are you?
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  Speaker 1: Tammy and Montana?
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  Speaker 9: I gotta go with number one for the number one,
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  Speaker 9: Queen of FSR for alexis all right.
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  Speaker 1: Very good, Hold on a sec, Tammy and Milkman, Mike one,
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  Speaker 1: two or three? Milkman.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's got to be the number of functioning brain
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  Speaker 6: cells in blind Scott's brain.
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  Speaker 1: It's number one, all right, Shane and the boy quickly, Shane, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's number one. The number one was the fake story
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  Speaker 1: this week, so the family feud one that was the
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  Speaker 1: fake one. Amazing,