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OUTRO: Insults to the Chef · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Mad Bastards loving podcasts, get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for Doggets four
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  Speaker 2: to seven every weekday on.
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  Speaker 1: Radio, Margie's making lots of really loud, weird noises. It's
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  Speaker 1: never a good because I'm tired.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and the missus had a fight last night, and
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  Speaker 3: so that always takes it out of.
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  Speaker 1: Me, does it? Yeah? Yeah, it does it? Does it emoting,
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  Speaker 1: especially when you don't resolve it. That's right, and then
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  Speaker 1: what happened? Oh yeah, see that's not good.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to get into it here?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she was saying that I was the biggest stud
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  Speaker 3: in the world, and I was like, maybe maybe on
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  Speaker 3: top three at best yep, yeah, And she was like, no, number,
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  Speaker 3: It's like it's just bullshit, it's realistic.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm on here side.
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  Speaker 4: No, but Jason, you always are on Mogie's wife side.
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  Speaker 4: Has been around the world all the same.
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  Speaker 1: And she sees he's the biggest stad in the world.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the only way one thing lead to another and
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  Speaker 3: her of a her of an argument there sleeping in
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  Speaker 3: secret rooms. Now, I don't know, actually I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I had a pretty good sleep, pretty good sleep. Yeah. Good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I'm just fucking rudy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good stuff. How are you going, keezy? You have I'm
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  Speaker 1: really tired. Are you tired?
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  Speaker 3: No? Actually keys over his hangover. Man, I wasn't hungover.
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  Speaker 3: You said I need one more sleep?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I was just a bit sleepy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: as well as as a result of drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Purse.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I don't know if it could be the purse.
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  Speaker 1: I well, certainly just not tired for no reason. I
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  Speaker 1: had a good sleep. No one got murdered. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about it was boring me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that it's not exciting enough for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we've been talking about your hangover for two days
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  Speaker 1: for a while, so that was good, So sorry to
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  Speaker 1: tell us about Well, no one got murdered in the night,
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  Speaker 1: so it was quite a good sleep.
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  Speaker 4: So you had to sleep and it was fine.
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  Speaker 1: It was fine.
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  Speaker 4: And you think that's a bitin it's more interesting than
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  Speaker 4: it is. You know what's interesting is hod J's new haircuts.
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  Speaker 1: Slick. They call him slick. I have not had a
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  Speaker 1: new haircut. It's a new dude. I wanted to have
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  Speaker 1: a new haircut today and I went actually I can't
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  Speaker 1: be fucked. Why. Well, I didn't want to because I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know where to go, and I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: sort of go and just randomly go to someone I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll give you the details of my blooke.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be painful.
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  Speaker 3: I certain enjoy and annoying James, because Jason is normally
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  Speaker 3: the one that annoys.
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  Speaker 1: I never annoy anyone. You don't annoy me, it entertains me.
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  Speaker 1: But I annoyed Jay.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I annoyed pokes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you annoyed, Yeah, you annoyed annoys packed and their pugs.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, I think he's coming back from Vietnam.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't just between the three of us, just between
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  Speaker 1: the three of us, right, I reckon he's already on
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  Speaker 1: the plane to Vietnam. Really yeah? Yeah? Like mentally yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mentally and emotionally yeah. Sexually as well.
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  Speaker 4: For years, he's sexually on the plane to Vietnam already.
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  Speaker 4: How does that even work?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think he's even saving it now for Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's a sexual famine, Yes, a Vietnamese.
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  Speaker 1: Have you noticed the way he's walking at the moment,
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's got massive balls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he is walking like he's got huge balls.
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  Speaker 4: What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: Bullers? But great stuff Fellers, big day, big day. Did
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  Speaker 1: you go for another one of your walks? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: went for a walk today. Where'd you go? Just around
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  Speaker 1: the city, Right, it's a beautiful day out.
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  Speaker 3: It was a warm day. Wasn't it touched on this yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: Off your keys? It wasn't on your check for the
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  Speaker 3: twenty four to twenty five this week. It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I was walking back from the office today. They're over
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  Speaker 3: there the air endo. I was thinking to myself, ship,
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  Speaker 3: it's a woman than I thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: I made the mistake of wearing my trackies and a
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  Speaker 1: sweat ship and that shit. No, not this ship. When
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  Speaker 1: I was walking around she was, ye, when I was
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  Speaker 1: when I was going from my walk, I got a
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  Speaker 1: bit sweaty on it. Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, man, thanks letting me know. I'd love
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  Speaker 4: to tag along with you on one of your walk.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, and you're most welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Just from like now, sort of like three meters back, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just sort of watching.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just put my headphones on and just wondered.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah, sometimes my hands are behind my back.
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  Speaker 4: I've noticed that I do that sometimes, hand behind the back.
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  Speaker 4: You're an old fogie.
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  Speaker 1: I really like Elliott Street.
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  Speaker 4: Who's she?
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  Speaker 1: What tree does she got? Elliott Street's just a really
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  Speaker 1: good street. It's got a lot going on. And now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Elliott Stables, Elliot Stables on Elliott Street.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly don't know how to describe it. It's in
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  Speaker 4: the downtown area.
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  Speaker 1: That's overrated. That place. It's not great.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: I've been there Elliott Stables. I've been there three or
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  Speaker 1: four times. It's like a conglomeration of restaurants.
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  Speaker 4: And it's one of those ones where you it's sort
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  Speaker 4: of like commercial bay where you go in your order
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  Speaker 4: and then you go sit down in a communal area
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  Speaker 4: and your buzzer goes off and you go get your food.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually it's not too bad. I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had about three or four meals, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it's great for some people. But
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  Speaker 1: when you you've got a high that's supposed to mean
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  Speaker 1: culinary taste, Yeah, I think you'd like it.
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  Speaker 4: Keezy, I probably would, to be honest. The Whchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy. Remember the
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  Speaker 4: Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're going to Peachey? When's that tonight?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying when I'm going to Peachy? Oh no,
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  Speaker 4: ye's tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. Oh you're right. I was saying, this is the
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  Speaker 1: lovely thing, Maggie. I was saying to Keyzy yesterday. When
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  Speaker 1: I go for like a k K road walk and
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  Speaker 1: you walk through St. Kevin's Arcade. The people at that
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  Speaker 1: the Peachy restaurant in the mornings, they go out in
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  Speaker 1: the front of the shop and they're making all their pasta.
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  Speaker 1: Oh cool, It's very cool watching them do that. It
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  Speaker 1: is great.
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  Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite restaurants. P I C I
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  Speaker 4: for anyone that wants to go there or Pastor Lavista
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  Speaker 4: sucked me off though that they ask for tips, one
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  Speaker 4: of those ones that you spend like two hundred three
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  Speaker 4: hundred bucks and then they go, do you want to
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  Speaker 4: give a.
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  Speaker 1: Tip to her?
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  Speaker 4: It's like, fuck, it's already.
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  Speaker 1: Do they ask you or is it just on the.
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  Speaker 4: It's on the thing and sitting they're looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: And they know I've been there. I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: a bit bland and that the sort of person who
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  Speaker 1: would think it was good.
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  Speaker 4: It's just interesting that you thought that was bland when
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  Speaker 4: at your house for dinner the other night.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Careful. What do you mean, careful, tiger?
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  Speaker 1: What toys on the war path? Look at my jacket?
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  Speaker 1: Look out? Holy fuck? This is going to be an interesting.
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  Speaker 4: So with his wife because.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's the love of his wife.
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  Speaker 4: It's honestly, it's open slather for Kezy's wife, who's a
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  Speaker 4: great sport. But as soon as you just do it,
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  Speaker 4: even something slightly joking and Jason's he runs and tells
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  Speaker 4: his wife straight away. And then they buy t shirts
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  Speaker 4: that say six out of ten on them, and we.
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  Speaker 1: Not sex out of ten.
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  Speaker 2: Four.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think she's invited. I'm not inviting you to
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  Speaker 4: my house with dinner.
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  Speaker 2: My wife's she's very fair man. You know what I
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  Speaker 2: think we should do? Yes, I think mm hmmm that
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  Speaker 2: we should. We should do this, Come dine with me.
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  Speaker 3: But we should do it in a week and it's
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  Speaker 3: every single night Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or whatever. And
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  Speaker 3: I think we should film it, and I think we
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  Speaker 3: should make a TV shirt of it because it would
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  Speaker 3: be fucking gold.
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  Speaker 4: It would just be how would we do that?
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  Speaker 1: Easy?
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  Speaker 4: Filming taking and editing?
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  Speaker 1: You do? Yeah, you're busy, sweet airs dop most easy? Yeah, maybe,
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  Speaker 1: but it does put more pressure on cheesy and I
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  Speaker 1: think he's already freaking out.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: And no idea what my menu is? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: what yours is?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, all I know is I'm making all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Well neither did we really Well, it's a bit of it.
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  Speaker 4: It's a treacherous it's a treacherous.
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  Speaker 3: Thing because my wife is a good cook. However, however,
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  Speaker 3: she never tastes anything right. So she'll put it on
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  Speaker 3: the table and when people taste it, that's the first
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  Speaker 3: time anybody's finding out what it tastes like.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a crime.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I remember you talking about your wife
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  Speaker 4: making was that night you forgot about it where you
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  Speaker 4: got home. It was pasta with sausages chopped up in it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I know I.
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  Speaker 1: Remember it too, because he was so outraged by and.
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  Speaker 4: I was pectually just bland spaghetti that's true with Hella's
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  Speaker 4: or sizzlers like chopped.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't sound good. And then the other thing
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  Speaker 3: that she made more recently was chicken with fucking fruit
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  Speaker 3: in it, like raisins or something. It's not but but
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  Speaker 3: you know, but my problem is that sort of ship.
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  Speaker 3: She knows I hate fruit, and yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and yet here it is interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Because we've got gifts walk through the George. It's really nice.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it's not for you hate fruit? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: hate it.
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  Speaker 4: Could she make one like with like something else in
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  Speaker 4: it rather than like darts or just nothing.
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  Speaker 3: But we've got I know what the entertainment's going to be.
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  Speaker 3: I've got that sort of that's suss Stripper. Good thought
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  Speaker 3: about that, Yeah, Stripper, that's what would you do?
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  Speaker 1: Six show?
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  Speaker 4: She did actually organize like a full blown, full front
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  Speaker 4: ornity stripper.
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  Speaker 1: I would leave whatever you're dick out. I would leave, you.
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  Speaker 2: Would leave your dick out just be wondering around.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the only thing about that is like you
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  Speaker 4: leave it out like it was out at some stage.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'm not putting this away. It's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 3: We've been a crack on with it though, because it's
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  Speaker 3: fucking dragging out.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it what we said we were going to do
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  Speaker 4: one every couple of months?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Is it that that's what you said. I did
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  Speaker 3: not say a couple of months. No way for the
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  Speaker 3: whole year. Oh no, I didn't say that someone.
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  Speaker 1: Is about to leave. That's for three weeks. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: then of course he's moving on, isn't he. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: got that new gig and you'll have a baby in
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  Speaker 1: the house.
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  Speaker 3: Causey so we've been a better move on with it,
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  Speaker 3: because yeah, dinner party with are.
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  Speaker 1: You having like a baby shower? Because I'll tell my wife,
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  Speaker 1: which you'll come along to it probably get a five
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  Speaker 1: out of ten my baby, your baby shower.
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  Speaker 4: My wife, by the way, has requested we start making
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  Speaker 4: jokes about babies. Okay, serious, some people can't have babies,
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  Speaker 4: and she said, and they might take offense.
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  Speaker 1: To it, don't they don't listen to her show.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's what I said. Yeah, people that don't have babies.
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  Speaker 3: If we had to worry about every single person that
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  Speaker 3: might take offense, we'd never do a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always going to be somebody to take a fence.
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  Speaker 4: I take offense to that.
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  Speaker 1: I take offense at your wife telling me what I
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  Speaker 1: can and can't do on my show. Should gets some
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  Speaker 1: half priced sushi films? Let's go. Let's get in front
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  Speaker 1: of Mogi before he fucking takes everything I want.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to the Big Show for four or seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 4: Radio hurdy ups.