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South Africa, etc. | Son of a Boy Dad #124 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: I found a cockroach in my apartment this morning. I've
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  Speaker 1: been devastating to.
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  Speaker 4: See check check tag gas the fuck out of it
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  Speaker 4: though check check check one.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you guess it with? Raid? Yeah? I have raid.
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  Speaker 4: So I saw one the second day I lived there,
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  Speaker 4: and then it was in the same spot. But the
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  Speaker 4: last time I saw one and I got raided and
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  Speaker 4: I just gassed the whole kitchen, like under the sink
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  Speaker 4: and everything, and then I haven't seen one in like
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  Speaker 4: three months.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's the same dude. Both times it has been
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  Speaker 4: like right in this one area and it's been upside down,
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  Speaker 4: like it like fell from.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere pretending to be dead, or it just couldn't flip.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't flip. That is the softest part about a pretty
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  Speaker 1: scary animal and cockroaches. Cockroaches are terrifying. Cockroaches don't scare
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  Speaker 1: me as much as like mice, oh, really fast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but their furry mortality.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but dude, this the raid, if you saw it,
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  Speaker 4: it made it seem like a pussy. It died within
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  Speaker 4: It died within five seconds. Literally, it was like going
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  Speaker 4: nuts for like a good one second burst and then
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  Speaker 4: it died instantly.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get like a rush from killing it? Did
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  Speaker 1: you kind of feel what hitler in them? No?
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna because it was upside down. It was
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  Speaker 4: upside down, so I was gonna just smack it with
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  Speaker 4: a shoe. And then I was like, then it's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be on my shoe. And then I remembered that I
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  Speaker 4: had the raid.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and they crack open and fifty more Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: out of the fucking stomach.
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  Speaker 4: And then I looked it up and I was like, should.
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  Speaker 1: You be worried if you have one cockroach? And it
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  Speaker 1: was like, should you be worried? You should be worried?
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  Speaker 4: Literally said like should you be worried with a question mark?
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  Speaker 1: And then you should be worried? Period. That no solution
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  Speaker 1: to your problem. Yeah, dude, you should be worried about
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  Speaker 1: spraying raid in your apartment. It's like, you tell.
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  Speaker 4: Yourself now that ship's not toxic. The stuff that I've
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  Speaker 4: been using and I looked it up. I looked it
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  Speaker 4: up because it was really smells super strong.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like ah, I mean I think with a
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  Speaker 4: with that kind of thing, the amount of the amount
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  Speaker 4: that I spread on, I think it could have been
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  Speaker 4: like for breeze and it would have killed it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cooking spread yeah yeah, but uh, what what is
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  Speaker 1: in raid? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's the smell that steers them away. I
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  Speaker 4: know that's what it is for like mice and rats,
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  Speaker 4: because remember that spray that use has that like super
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  Speaker 4: strong like cinnamony smell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, cockroach just hate cinnamon.
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  Speaker 4: Well no though, that's that's what it was for mice,
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  Speaker 4: Like the smell steers them away.
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  Speaker 1: They think they think cinnamon is stinky as hell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're fucking anti Ansah, should we start? I feel like
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  Speaker 1: we started to keep that. Okay. I feel like that
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  Speaker 1: was that was very illuminative for me.
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  Speaker 4: I think the podcasting is using much better.
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  Speaker 1: Than that was a master class.
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  Speaker 4: Brother.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know where you were going.
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  Speaker 4: I was just having a genuine conversation about the mice
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  Speaker 4: or not mice cockroach singular?
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  Speaker 1: What is in this it's rocket fuel.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is there like espresso shots? No, No, it's just regular.
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  Speaker 1: But Variety does have that fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because like one sip of it and I'm already
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  Speaker 4: like jitterly same.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on like I'm trying to do a twenty four
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  Speaker 1: hour fast too, So I'm I've been up for fucking
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  Speaker 1: since three am, just pounding coffee, not eating any food.
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  Speaker 1: I'm vibrating right now. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I like coffee, It's just I wish it didn't have
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  Speaker 4: the effects that it does.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever go into Variety, the one down the block, No,
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like going to coffee places in New York.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the young professional like, huh h, it's ground zero.
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  Speaker 4: And then you walk in and it feels like you're
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  Speaker 4: not supposed to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone fucking stairs that you just uh, white dudes
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  Speaker 1: and corn rows and cool tattoos.
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  Speaker 4: That Jeffery's one is the one that I steer clear of.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey is nothing compared to vari But Jeffrey's logo isn't.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey's logo pisses me off. It's like horn rimmed glasses.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a dude with like a I don't even know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Sung and then Glasses.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy that that's who they're trying to attract, and
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  Speaker 1: they just fucking say it out in the open like that.
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  Speaker 1: But variety is even more. It's like the CEO of
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  Speaker 1: that fucking that brand of human being. Yeah, it's fucking
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  Speaker 1: nasty over there.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get down to the brass tacks. Yeah, South Africa. Yes, dude,
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  Speaker 4: let's talk about the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: You did FaceTime me from the plane on the way
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  Speaker 4: out there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Was it the same on the way back? No?
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  Speaker 1: They they coach, They have me in the fucking underneath
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  Speaker 1: the plane might as well have been where were you
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  Speaker 1: actually at in the not first class section? They they
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  Speaker 1: all that we spent the last couple episodes sucking Delta's
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  Speaker 1: fucking cock. Then they fucked you. It went limp in
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  Speaker 1: my mouth. Dude, I was looking up.
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  Speaker 4: I was looking up, uh yesterday, how you can get
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  Speaker 4: to Diamond and you have to have you have to
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  Speaker 4: do over sixty flights.
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  Speaker 1: In one year or one hundred twenty five thousand miles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you have to spend what was it, thirty
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  Speaker 4: thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 1: I think you have to do all of that one
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  Speaker 1: of them. It's only one of them. No, you got
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  Speaker 1: to do oh for a diamond, you could get the
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  Speaker 1: one hundred twenty five thousand miles and just be good.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. But I'm still I looked it up. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not halfway there and I just went to Africuts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking. They make it impossible.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not even close. I'm still not even close
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  Speaker 4: to silver.
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  Speaker 1: But they lied to you. They lied to you about
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  Speaker 1: being able to use these fucking upgrades. On the way back,
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  Speaker 1: they're just like, no, it wasn't It didn't wind up
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  Speaker 1: being available, but they probably.
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  Speaker 4: Would rather just give it to someone who's willing to
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  Speaker 4: pay twenty five thousand dollars for the Yeah, someone who
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  Speaker 4: wants to upgrade for it.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely someone who wants it for free. Try to find
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  Speaker 1: the biggest loopholes, and they're like, no, no, totally fucking idiot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was still sweet. On the way out there, I
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  Speaker 1: facetimed you because I didn't even have anyone to like
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  Speaker 1: share in the joy of it with without seeming like bragging.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought I was like, sass is my is
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  Speaker 1: my one true confidante. As far as playing appreciation in
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  Speaker 1: this world, and you look pissed when I facetimed you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it was insane. I mean, you had a whole room,
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  Speaker 1: but you gave me no. You weren't like, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: fucking awesome, buddy. I was also completely naked when you
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  Speaker 1: face timed. Yeah, And all I saw was a fucking
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  Speaker 1: reflection of what I can only assume was a fucking
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  Speaker 1: cabbage of a dick around like a fucking sixteen inch softball.
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  Speaker 1: You see Burt Kreischer's dick.
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  Speaker 4: I saw Burt Creusher's dick. I was just gonna bring
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  Speaker 4: that up.
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  Speaker 1: That can't That wasn't. That wasn't his dick, Yes, it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was Penis, it was. It wasn't his dick.
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  Speaker 4: How I was talking about that with someone else and
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  Speaker 4: they were like, yeah, no, I don't think that's his dick.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, have you guys ever seen a dick?
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't like that dud. It was huge.
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  Speaker 4: I watched It's not a fucking hammer.
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  Speaker 1: No, that wasn't. That was a hard officially, fucking have
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  Speaker 1: you seen it?
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  Speaker 4: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: He was mad? So, how is it on Instagram?
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't on Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: Was, yes, it was. That's where I saw it was onstag,
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  Speaker 1: which makes me think that it's fucking faked.
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  Speaker 4: But I think it was because you gotta like, I
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  Speaker 4: just I zoomed in, of course, of course, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: where every everyone was talking to me because I zoomed in.
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  Speaker 4: But also I saw it and I was like, is
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  Speaker 4: that a dick? And then I zoomed in, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: that is a fully a penis?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it fully was, though. I think that
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  Speaker 1: it was the same prosthetic that they used in episode
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  Speaker 1: one of White Lotus season two.
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  Speaker 4: Because then he posted no, because then he posted a
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  Speaker 4: drone footage of like they were doing like promo for
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  Speaker 4: the Gorge show that they did, and it went like through.
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  Speaker 1: His legs and they had to put an emoji over it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because that's probably was his actual tiny penis.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, he has a massive dick.
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  Speaker 1: No, he has a team of fucking CGI workers. He
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  Speaker 1: has all.
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  Speaker 4: Because he was so blatant that that it wasn't supposed
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  Speaker 4: to be in that photo.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was what do you mean blatant that it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't It definitely was not circumcised. Yeah, it's definitely on circumcised.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I haven't talked to him ever, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know about it.
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  Speaker 1: No, man, was that cock reel yo, Bert was that
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  Speaker 1: cock real big fan of the machine story. It was,
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  Speaker 1: and it is. It's uncircumstanced. It's it's like it's like
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  Speaker 1: a dicks don't hang like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a lengthy uncertain I saw the sex tape
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  Speaker 4: inch of uncircumcision.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a big turtle in the top
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  Speaker 1: of a balloon. Just a fucking sleeve, just a fucking
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  Speaker 1: big sweater sleeve hanging off at the end of that.
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  Speaker 1: That was not real, bro, There's no way that his
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  Speaker 1: because he wouldn't be able to wear pants.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he does wear pants, or he walks
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  Speaker 4: around in like underwear.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've seen him in every manner of fucking like
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  Speaker 1: bathing suit shorts, but.
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  Speaker 4: He always wears like underwear and he has to put
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  Speaker 4: like shit over his over the bulge because his dick
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  Speaker 4: is so big.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. We would have heard about this before.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's that shocking of a thing that
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  Speaker 4: Bert Kreischer has a big dick. He's a massive person.
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  Speaker 4: Everything on him is big.
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  Speaker 1: He just has a big belly. Actually he strikes me
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  Speaker 1: as a no offense to him, but he strikes me
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  Speaker 1: as a tiny guy, tiny dick guy. He is a matt.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we saw it, We saw the dick.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. We're like, yeah, but you're more.
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  Speaker 4: It's more telling of you that you saw his penis
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  Speaker 4: and now you're convinced that it's fake, but.
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  Speaker 1: You photoshopped fake body parts on yourself before. Why it's
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  Speaker 1: impossible for a dude who I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that Burt was.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that was running through his head, was
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  Speaker 4: like we got to photoshop my dick into this. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think he does like the same type of tweets
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  Speaker 4: that I did when I was sixteen years old.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, but I'm saying one of his young savants on
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  Speaker 1: his team might be crafting some ship like that. Maybe,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: In twenty fifteen, bur Chreischer said I killed the lion
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  Speaker 7: before I.
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  Speaker 1: Was circumcised, so uncirculed before he was so he circumcised.
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  Speaker 4: He said, I mean, that's a funny joke. I feel like,
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  Speaker 4: if you really, I mean, we saw his penis and
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  Speaker 4: it's not circumcised. So he's probably running a bit. Definitely
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  Speaker 4: a funny bit.
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  Speaker 1: Burke Kreischer's dick is not real. No, you remember how
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  Speaker 1: old you were when you found out that Burke Kreisher's
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  Speaker 1: dick wasn't real. Your parents had to sit you down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll talk about it somewhere. You think it's
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  Speaker 1: a mountain? I think you guys know what? Have you
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  Speaker 1: guys ever seen a dick before? And it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: all the way? Does that look like a shadow? For
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  Speaker 1: it to be over all like that, it would have
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  Speaker 1: to be hooked like Gonzo's nose. It'd have to go
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  Speaker 1: It would have to protrude a full foot and then
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  Speaker 1: go down two full feet. Harry, have you ever seen
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  Speaker 1: a dick?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know whether you guys have. It's a shadow
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  Speaker 4: of a mountain. You guys ever seen a mountain?
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  Speaker 1: Have you? Have you that's not what a mountain looks like.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the colorized picture of Harry Hudini's dick.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's so small it like goes up. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a nice foot clicked on. That's like what dick's
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  Speaker 1: look like. But you gotta fight back In the day
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  Speaker 1: before humans evolved, one hundred years ago, having dis longer
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  Speaker 1: than a half centimeter. You gotta see, Harry, I think
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  Speaker 1: I have. I think I have seen it. It's like
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  Speaker 1: like it looks like a piece of bubble rat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like it looks like one of those like poppers that
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  Speaker 1: like you push down and they jump up two feet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow wow.
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  Speaker 4: Is that such a clear photo? I think, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it has to be. Ye right, that is an Audi
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  Speaker 4: belly button. And he's sackless. I mean, do you when
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  Speaker 4: you're when you're chained up, ready to submerge yourself into
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  Speaker 4: water that you might die in, it's probably you're probably
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  Speaker 4: the smallest penis you could possibly.
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  Speaker 1: Have is in that scenario. I think it's the other
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  Speaker 1: way around. I think his dick is so small that
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  Speaker 1: he's like, chain me up and throw me in the
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  Speaker 1: ocean if I get out, I don't care. I have
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  Speaker 1: a fucking pimple for a penis.
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  Speaker 4: You know, he died because he got punched in the stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is crazy because that dude who he just
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  Speaker 1: saw in that picture is very muscular.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, But he died like a couple like
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: a day later, or like maybe hours later. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: like what he say, if you get choked you can
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  Speaker 4: die like in your sleep like later.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah? Wait what like? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Like uh if you get you know, if you get
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  Speaker 4: like choked hard, you can like live and then in
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  Speaker 4: your sleep you can die.
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  Speaker 1: Should we try it? No, I don't want to try
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  Speaker 1: that at all. Putting the hands up to the neck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some shit like that, like they did on my football
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  Speaker 1: team in sixth grade. Did they do that to you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, all the kids did it, And I like
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  Speaker 4: when you would like get a buzz from that, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like pass out and ship like that be hilarious. If
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  Speaker 1: one of those fucking idiots died, and I was.
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  Speaker 4: Right, they probably did.
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  Speaker 1: I told my mommy. Yeah, I told my family. So
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  Speaker 1: South Africa, bro, they fucking uh the lions bike down
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  Speaker 1: on the face of the fucking of the buffalo to
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  Speaker 1: kill it and they suffocate it. Yeah, the same, that's
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  Speaker 1: how they kill it. They don't fucking rip its fucking
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  Speaker 1: throat out. They fucking biked on on his mouth to
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  Speaker 1: fucking suffocate it. Her buffaloes. Buffalos are pretty slow, right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't prepared to a line, I mean compared to
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  Speaker 1: a lion, but it's like a pack of lions. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I saw so, I saw so much. The
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  Speaker 1: kind of assholes, aren't they? Lions?
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  Speaker 4: They roll up with like a pack of like thirty
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  Speaker 4: of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like they're trying to win. Yeah, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: uh literally, killer be killed, sleep for like twenty hours
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  Speaker 1: a day. These the lions I saw weren't sleep it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the males do. The male was lazy as fuck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the male was just this fucking slovenly piece of shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let the women do the dirty work. Let the women fucking.
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  Speaker 4: That's like an old like motivational quote like that lions
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: sleep for twenty hours a day, but they have a
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: really productive four hours.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like an old one. They're like a depressed team.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking crush it on valorant for four hours
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: and fucking get back to business. Dude. They said the
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: female lions will fuck as many males as possible, even
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: when they're pregnant, because the males come from like pride
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: to pride, and they kill all the kids that aren't theirs.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: So the females to counteract this as many kids as
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: they can. No, they'll fuck as many lions when they're pregnant,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: so we don't know if it's we don't know if
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: it's ours, we don't know whose it is.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: That's super interesting, how weird, how.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Slutty is that? That's crazy, these slut horror fucking lions.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Not to shame them, I mean, is their way of
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: staying alive. That's nuts, isn't that nuts? So there's one
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: we watched the fucking pregnant lion like go like, she
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: like this young. There's two there's two bros that like
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: run the the little like area that I was in.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: But then on the one day, this fucking other lion
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: came in and uh like he was like roaring by
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the fucking river trying to get these women. And we
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: saw the fucking female lions that fucking proud up to it,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: and the gods are like, this one is pregnant, but
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: she's gonna go have sex with him, and so is
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: her sister. The two sisters went and fuck this lion
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: because he just came into town and they said if
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: the other two lions saw him, like they would immediately
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: kill him. But he's just walking through to literally get
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: some pussy. Dude, He's just fucking strolling through.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: We don't know that animals like killed each other like that,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Like I didn't know that, like like the same species
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: of animals like fought that often, all of them. Yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: And dude, uh, my buddy who's in Alaska, he was
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: talking about that with the bears.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: The bears are always fighting and killing each other. Yeah,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: they're so territory even within the same uh, within like
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: the same groups, from within the same families or within
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: like the same like two brothers like uh, we watched
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: these nine cubs and four mothers, four like lionesses, like
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: eating a fucking a buffalo. We watched him eating the
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: fucking out of a buffalo stomach eating literally ripping his
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: asshole open.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: But there was like it was like it, do you
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: think they care about what part of the animal that
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: they're eating or you think they're just eating at all
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: of it?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: They do eat all of it, but there's parts, there's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: sweet parts that they go for first, like the ship
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: from the stomach and the sweet sweet assholew But there
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: was like two brothers that were fighting with each other,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: and the dudes were like, these two brothers are like
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: they're getting it in now, but one eventually one of
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: them is going to become the dominant male, and like
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: like this pack can't stay together because they're gonna either
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: fight to the death or fight until one like gets
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: banished to another part. That's crazy.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: So they have no sort of like sympathy for like
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: family or anything like that, Like they'll just kill their
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: family members.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: It's like food gets scarce enough that eventually, like I mean,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: brothers will will like fight with each other. Yeah, and
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: there are the two brothers that hunt with one another,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: but brothers will like just brawl out with each other.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. It was so fucking interesting and fucking cool. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: it was just every part of it was just like
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: so fucking exciting to me, Like we're just going through
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: and just I'm just like literally like tapping up my wife,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Like you didn't.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Francis not see like any of that shit when he
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: was there.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I think he saw he went on a different trip
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: to a different place, and he was kind of more
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: focused on like the gorillas, and that was like option
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to go to a dig. They don't they don't live
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: down in South Africa. But he was like so he
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: was intimately like among these gorillas, but like it was
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: pretty rare to see the ship that we were seeing.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like once the guide started like taking out their fing
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is some good ship. That's nuts.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: So did you uh? Did you guys go on a safari?
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Like every single day.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: How it worked was you you go to this lodge,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: very nice lodge, and every morning they call you at
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: six wake up call. They come to your room at
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: six thirty and they have to walk you from your
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: room just to like the main part where you can
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: get some food or whatever. They have to do that
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: because there's like jaguars that live on like the proud Ship,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: like the three This jaguar has given birth three times
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: underneath the like place where they have breakfast every day.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: There's footage of the jaguar.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Just sped up when they're walking with you.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the fucking leopard, I'm saying a jaguar classic misunderstand.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking idiot, dude.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Got strapped up. Yeah, they got the hawk.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: They have a fucking long ass old school rifle now
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: like with skit with the slugs like this, and the
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: guy has them on his belt. Dude, that's crazy. It's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: like I've never had to use it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, says everybody use it yeah, they definitely had
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: to use it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: One hundred percent. But they're they're like, there's like a
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: pool in the backyard of the fucking rooms or whatever,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: like a hot like a mini pool, like a hot
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: tub type of thing. But it's like can I sit
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: in this? Or is a fucking leopard gonna come and
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: fucking maul the shit out of me? That would be crazy.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: But they so they walk you to to uh, like
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: the main part. At six thirty, they're like, what do
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: you want, like a coffee or something. You get your
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: coffee and you hop in for a like a three
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: hour safari and then that's over. At like nine thirty,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you get breakfast, chill, probably take a nap for the
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: rest of the day, and then they pick you up
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: again at three o'clock. And then like at like or
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: three o'clock three thirty, they like get you like a drink.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: They'll like get you like a little road soda or whatever,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: like a Gin and Tonic or something like that, and
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you hop in. You go for another like three or
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: four hours of safari. So it's just safari all day,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: every day, and it's still so exciting. Like even on
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the last day, we're like hunting these same lines. It's
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: not hunting them, but like trying like little the dudes
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: get out there, like fucking tracking these fucking lines. It's
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: fucking so gnarly. Uh. It was exciting until like the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: last moment. It was fucking sweet. Why what do you
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: mean the last oh until like the until like the
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: last until like the very what happened at the last moment?
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: And then we lost our guy and our guy was
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: mauled to death.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: His guts were fucking ripped open. Oh, it was fucking uh.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It was sweet, and dude that one of the sweetest
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: things about going out there was their fucking money. It's
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: it's just cheap out there. So I was like, I
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: took out eight hundred dollars to like petty cash like
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: tip with for like the whole of the trip, and
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: they gave me twelve thousand of their dollars. Shit, So
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I just and all in one hundred dollars bills and
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: like a very nice tip. It's like one hundred dollars.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: So it was just like just tipping fucking everybody, dude.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: But it got me into trouble twice because I, like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I confused, I confused, dudes, I confused some of my
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: African brothers while I was out there like trying to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: tip them my first day getting off the Safari. They've
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: been giving me the fucking gins and tonics, and I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: was like, ship Face took a couple edibles while I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: was out there, and I was like stumbling off, I
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: brought edibles to Africa. Bro. The they have like we
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: legal that, No, no, no, we's legal in South Africa. Really.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: First off, there's Rastafari eyes everywhere like they're selling like
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: fucking herbs and ship like that. But also there's weed
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: stores like weed maps. You're in the airport and there's
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: like dispensary fucking shirts like it's a brand. I didn't
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: spoke any of it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I assume that it's not.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: It's the fucking American like fucking chemical.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Factories that they have converted chronic.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hydro chronic indoor outdoor with the dust on it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: There's no way they're up to date with the hydroconic,
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: hydro chronic hydroponic.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way they have that. Yeah. I don't
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: think so either, but it is becoming like more widespread
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: and legal eyes. But I got off the fuck.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Like crazy, like crazy African drugs.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I heard that quayludes were still available. Yeah, so my boy,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: my boy and his mom, my boy Mike was like, dude,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: if they have any queludes, like bring me back two
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth, and his mom's like, get me two
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. She must have loved them in the eighties. Yeah, quailudes,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I guess we're incredible. Oh yeah, like appil you took
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: him they made. They're muscle relaxers, right are they? I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: think I don't know what quaeludes are, but they're like that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: That's just one of the last lude, one of the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: last lude spots. So I think in the that's all
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: you find. I couldn't find. I didn't even know who
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: to ask. We were just like fucking we weren't in
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: that orbit. We weren't. We weren't like the fucking in
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: like the in the hood. Like we weren't like the
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: townships they have, like townships that are built like fucking
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: metal all over.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got some masky areas in South Africa, right.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: There's some much I think there's some abject poverty going
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: on out there. I think that there's a lot of
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: like robbery out there, yeah, I think, but I mean
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: there it's there were people were like are you afraid?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Like is it gonna be like dicey, there was no
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: time when I felt unsafe when I was out, Well,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you were at a resort, I'm assuming, right, Yeah, when
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I was in or I mean when I was I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: was just at a hotel when I was in uh
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Cape Town. But when I was I was in a
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: resort in uh like Kruger National Park up where I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: was with the Safari was but I hopped off this
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: thing all fucked up, and I just like gave the
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: wrong guy like two hundred dollars and he was like
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: so exciting. Yeah, yeah, fucking loving it. And then like
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: on the last night, I tried to fucking break some
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: dude off and gave it to him. I was like, hey,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: thanks so much for helping us out earlier. And he
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: was like that wasn me. At least you're being honest. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I should have just gave him some.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Here's four hundred for the honesty for being a good boy.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you talk about Rodriguez out there, Yeah, the
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: one guy brought it up really. Yeah, you say he's like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: have you guys heard of Rodriguez? Did that actually happen?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, Sugarman, Yeah, yeah, dude. I was
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: working so hard on the accent. I was like, hey,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: do I do a proper African accent? Is that how?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I think? It sounds something like this that sounds like British,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: but it's very close, I think to British. But I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: think the perfect word is right because like at the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: beginning of the word right, they're kind of like one
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: roll the r like right right, right, right, yeah, and
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: then it's like oh I and then they whenever there's
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: a tea sound, they hit the tea really hard, like
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: at the end of a world like smoker joint.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Right, damn, that's awesome.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm fucking busting up the accent.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. And you went back to back vacations as well.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: We kind of skimmed over your first vacation. What do
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: you mean you were out of the beach for like
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: a week. I went to the beach for the weekend,
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: and then you went straight to South Africa. I went
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: to the Gersey back to back vacates.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Jersey. You think the Jersey Shore is a vacation for
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the average man. It is. Yeah, that's business. I went
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: to the jury next mon talk this weekend.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Really, dude, you gotta sit still.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you only get one leg to live? Brother?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: In the fucking sweet ass summertime. Plus, we're about to
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: have the fucking grindiest fall of our life.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: We are what about to have the most relaxed fall
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: you ever had.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Literally everybody's leaving. Erica gave us a fucking backpack, she said,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: put the fucking company in their fucking ten business.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Speaking of which, out of or comes out this weekend
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: this week right, Wednesday night at seven pm. Also, I
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: zoomed all the way in and used AI to upscale
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: it to four K. And this could not be less
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: of a cock.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same shade we could see. You can
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: see a little bit of his vagina, lips, what is
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: coming out of his asshole? That's what that is. But
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: that's disgusting. I don't I'm good on that. Also, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: But also out of order, seven pm, Wednesday night. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: And I will also be in Atlanta this weekend. I
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: don't know how many shows I'm doing. It's they're four
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: or five. They keep on changing it. But I will
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: be in Atlanta at the Punchline. Oh fuck tickets to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: that at Lil sasquatchwebsite dot com or at the Punchlines website.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: But that is Uh, tickets are moving, so get that?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Are they?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: They are nice except for one of the shows.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: It's very Friday late show. I'm like, no tickets, so
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'll buy every ticket in there. No, I don't want that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: People do that. People will hit me up and be like, dude,
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I'll buy a ticket. I'm not gonna I live in
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: fucking South Dakota, but I'll buy a ticket. I'm like that,
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: doesn't I need people to be yet?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Or yeah. It's not like the money. It's like I
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: need someone to be there.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I need a loud laugher.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the shows are uh, Friday early is almost
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: sold out, and then the Saturday ones are are close
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: and then Friday late shows slow but it'll pick up.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: But yeah, get those tickets. Where are you at this weekend? Huntsville, Huntsville, Alabama? Now,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: who's taking vacations? I would not call that a vacation.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro, that was every fucking weekend with this guy. Dude.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: That was ah Alabama. Dude, the culture like i'd been like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: we went to Waco, Like that's like a different type
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: of South.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: This was like the most like South South place I've
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: ever been. Like, like when everyone's like, oh, culture shock,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: like shit like that, that's what this was.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Like, what are you talking about? GRITZ or racism or.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Rate everything racism. They all act like they're from the
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: fucking nineteen forties.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: They all everyone moves slow out there. They all talk
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: like they talk about New York.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Like it's a city out of like Star Wars. They're like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I could never go to New York. They're like it's
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: too fast there, and you're like, dude, what the hell
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: are you guys talking about.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: It's actually the slowest town ever because there's so much
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: fucking traffic that, like the average car speeds seven miles
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: an hour.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: That's what you would think until you go to Huntsville.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: The tea say, yesterday, I got to the airport, like
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: it's I'm taking out from Huntsville, Alabama. Tiny airport. I'm like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I need to get there, what five minutes before I bored?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get there.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: There's ten people in the security line. I waited probably
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: thirty minutes. Why were they Because they all stop and
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: have an hour long conversation with the TSA guy, like
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: how are your kids doing?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Like like they they know really personal.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, they're like overwhelmingly like I wouldn't even
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: say they're friendly because I don't think they're friendly.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I think that TSA and places like that are like
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: the scariest, most dangerous ones too. Probably I'll bring weed
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: through fucking any like a lot of air. They would
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: kill you there there. They would be like they would
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: shoot you in the head smuggling.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the fuck is this?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: They're fucking not taking anything like they're they're not taking
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: no for an air. They're they're not going to take
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: any stories or anything.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, you still get the death penalty there
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: for we Yeah, like genuinely, Oh you do I really
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: believe it? Yeah, if you got caught like a pound
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: of weed, you're going to prison for life and probably
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: gonna go They're probably gonna transfer to like Guantamaa.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're definitely going on death row. They're torturing you. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: but I mean and held you buy this.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this The whole city is clearly like
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: there there are normal people there, but dude, they're also
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: like there's people there that will say something like You'll
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: be having like a normal conversation with someone and then
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: they'll drop like the most racist thing that I have
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: never even like thought, like something that it was more
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: racist than you could even imagine, and then they'll be like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: but we're not racist.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: The barbecue better because their elbow goes yeah, like theod
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: they instantly follow it up with like, but we're not racist,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and everyone thinks we're racist, and you're like, dude, dude,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: we had.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: A guy I don't want to shoot on anybody because
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I know it's just like a different world out there,
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: but like, we had a dude who was like I
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: gotta come. He's like, y'all gotta come out with us
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: after don't bring any black stoke because they won't let
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: you in. And then he's like, but we're not racist,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: and I was like, dude, I mean, you just described
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: was racism. I was like, you just did a racism
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: What the hell was that textbook?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Let me look it up because I might not understand
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: what racism is. You know, exactly, that's exactly what was
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: word for.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Word racism but they it's like they say shit like that,
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: but they like they don't.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Bring it around because we will kill it. But they
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: don't love it, there's anything wrong with it. And then like,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: but hate has no home here.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like so segregated really, Like, dude, like there's
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: a lot of black people there and there's a lot
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: of white people. There's I mean we probably I probably
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: feel like we saw more black people than white people,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: like at the hotel and shit, and dude, the white
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: people in the black wople they don't.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Even look at each other. What. Yeah, it's crazy. Why
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: did you get booked down there? They saw your demographics.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: It's the same place that runs Zanies.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Oh really Nashville.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: So it's usually like if you do one of those
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: clubs and you do well, they try the book you
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: at all of them.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Who what is in Huntsville is they're like a major
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: college there or some type of industry like the FBI.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I guess the NASA Space Center.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Really, I wonder fucking why it's a small.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, his flight wasn't out until seven pm.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: Golf season is in full swing, and getting out there
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• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: hockey game?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Ark.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I got a drink named after me, A big deal,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: See it, fellas, I invented the thing.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Bye, yeah, the same.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: That's the thing too, dude. The Uber drivers, it's like,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's kind of everywhere that you go. That's
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: not in New York, but dude, they don't stop talking.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's tough.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: That's like they'll like call a family member and be like,
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I got a boy in the car who says he's
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: from New York City and they'll like be like calling
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: their son or some shit.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: What does pizza taste like? Yeah, it's insane. That's hilarious.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Uber driver like give us like pamphlets for like church.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: The next morning he's like, come see me, I'm a preacher,
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: and it's like, dude, it's just NonStop.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Everybody's a fucking preacher down there. Oh yeah, and like
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: like anything is a church. Oh yeah, it's just like
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: a fucking car set up on cinderblocks with a crossover it. Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: It was a very yeah, just come worship.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: It was a very interesting like we in terms of
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: shows too, Like the most of the shows were good,
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: like the first three, the the third show, the early
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Saturday show was like amazing. It was like one of
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: the best shows I've done in a while. And no
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: one was there to see me, Like no one.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: They were there for Horny Batman.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: They were there for Horny Batman and they were there
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: for They were there probably because they got like the
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: club did like a I didn't sell well at all,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: like they did like promos and gave away tickets and shit.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: But the early show was unreal, dude.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: It was like a radio station promo.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: You think, yeah, probably we got a boy coming in,
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: yeah exactly, Frank pickets.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: But I like, dude, I like murdered on the early show,
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Like I was doing this like shit that I do
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: that like that sometimes sometimes doesn't do well and it's
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: all about like shit, and they were like people were
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: like taking their glasses off, like wiping their eyes. And
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: then then the next show it was the same amount
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: of people, same like same like demographic and I ate a.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Dick, dude, really they hated me.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: I got like big pops, but like most of the
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: time they were like this, we hate you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Really, dude, such a weird like you were headlining. Yeah, interesting,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: So what else could have what else could they have
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: been there for? I saw you just pick your nose.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't wipe my nose like that. I think there
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: might be a booger in your sock right now. No,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: that's not boger, that's fucking dust or some ship. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't care, bro. My one tour got
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: in in uh cape town was picking his nose off.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay he was, and then like just wiping
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: them on. I mean, I guess you got to do it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Everyone does it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: He was doing it for people having balls to do
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: it in public.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: And he had like a fucking factory of ooplopas creating
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: bogers in his nose. Du They were churning them out
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: on a fucking assembly line. It was like, I love
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Lucy him like fucking picking boogers out of his nose. Dude,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Would you go back? Do you think will
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: go back? I think it was one of the best
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: trips off my fucking life. I couldn't recommend it more
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: to like anybody, just seeing wildlife like that. But also
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Cape Town was beautiful. Cape Town. It looks nice. It's
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a very beautiful town. Cold there, it was winter there.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Jack You're wearing jackets, but they said it was You
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: had some killer Safari fits, just some earth tones, but
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: they said it was going to be eighty degrees, so
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I packed for eighty degrees.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I had just had some like two light jackets. But
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you got there and it was like you never look
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: at the lows when temperatures come up. You always look
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: at high and.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Some places have like because like New York, it's like
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: the high the loads usually maybe like five to.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Ten because there's so many buildings. You're basically inside because
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the buildings are like creating an incubator, keeping the heat inside.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: And then you go somewhere else and it's like ninety
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: and then at night it's like thirty yeah, and you're like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: what the fuck it was?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: It was loads of like forty two and forty eight
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: some days, yeah, and I was only looking at the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: hot Yeah, it's gonna be fucking nice. Shit. I didn't
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: wear shorts one time the entire time I was out there.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I also just wouldn't walk. I like didn't
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: take any steps every day because really the Safaris there's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: like you can't walk anywhere because like a fucking a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: leopard will kill you. That's crazy. I can't believe they
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: brought up Rosrigaz. I mean they were like the guy
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: was on the first day was so shitty and rainy.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: We didn't get to go to the place table Mountain.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: He was just taking us to like fucking like hipster
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: neighborhoods and like record stores. I was like, bro, I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: can buy Like, I was like, Bro, New York is
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: the best vintage in the world. He's trying to show
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: me vintage. Bro, we got l train. They're actually a dude,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: someone from like a really like vintage crate digger would
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: like fucking love the ship that they had out there. Really,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: it's like real gnarly ass fucking old ass vintage from
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: fucking that's like actually like five dollars, like how it
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be now like vintage shit is like
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: so saturated. Yeah, I was significantly more expensive than any other. Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I went to Metropolis the other day. Yeah, just walked by.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, that is that that place should be
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: burned to the ground. What they're doing in there is insane. Yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: everybody shirts aren't even like good quality would be one
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: for oh no, this would be three hundred. They're like
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Haines shirts with like a fucking graphic on the front
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: that it seems like they're like vintage, but it seems
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: like they might just be making a lot of those
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: shirts themselves, like just like pressing them and they're all yeah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: they're all over one fifty. It's insane.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: They're like spray paintings, pit stains. One just doubling the price, dude,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: it's absolutely gross. Yeah. The people who are just exclusively
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: buying that ship should be locked in those stores.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and our train is good though. El train's pretty
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: cheap prices, is it. Yeah, I don't know.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I think New York is just so I mean, there's
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: just so many people and so many of them are
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: kind of going for that same look that it's like
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: impossible to get. You got to go to like West Virginia,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: someplace a little bit to feel like Atlanta.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Actually, I'm gonna go when I'm in Atlanta. They have
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: they have some pretty good thrift shops there.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you I mean, I bet Huntsville. If you
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: went to some place at Huntsville, No, no, they would
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: have had some awesome you want to.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Pick up, like an a vintage Nazi uniform, game War Confederate.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: The.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Uh Robert. It was the people there were nice though,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: like the yeah because you're.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The staff was all really nice. It was a
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: fun weekend. It was a good weekend. It was pretty
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: like the the Friday Saturday is the best.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Though. You come to the bar, just don't tell them
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: that you got me doing. Yeah, I know.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Then they do. Then they don't laugh at things that
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: you would expect them to love. That like you could
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: do in New York and they would love it. But
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: like you would do like like a racist like a
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: like a racy joke, like a joke about race, and
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: there they fall silent because they're like, that's not us. Yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I think that's why that they're not I think they're
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: like super defensive about that ship.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just smarter than the.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very very it's just like a different culture.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I had been to like like I don't know,
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Atlanta obviously is not like that because it's just a
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: fucking city.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: It's a massive city.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: And then like Texas is pretty much Texas is really
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: it does not feel like that at all.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Like even like Plano, Waco, you've got to get out there.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: I think Waco was like cowboys. Yeah, Waco was a
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: little crazy. Waco was nuts. They were like we were
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: in like everyone's smoking inside, they all wearing cowboy hats,
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: may whatever, I don't remember what it was. The on
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: then we went to remember we went to when we
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: had to drive back to the Poke Bond, Yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: From West Texas. Yeah, we were we were in Waco. Yeah,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Oh that place was fucking crazy. That was like tumbleweez
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: down the street. But that's like that.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Even that South, it was so much different than like
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: the Alabama South, like so much different.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like the South. That was like the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: old West.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like, yeah, it felt like we were
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: in a fucking like Dirty Harry or some shit.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: It's like country versus Western. Yeah, like that's like Western. Yeah,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: like the fucking flappy doors or what Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like hockey tonks and ship yeah yeah yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: The there just getting ship faced, just groping a woman. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: like honking a titty.
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: The one dude played high school football because like the
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: coach would give him drinks for it. Yeah, go to football,
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: but I didn't want to play, Like I'll give you
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: free beer, brother.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that is fucking sick. It is a different
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: a different vibe.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I just don't know what else is like, like what
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: else would be like that?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I guess like Mississippi. I think Georgia. I think Arkansas. Really,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Arkansas is like the fucking nucleus of the South. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: really feel like they're they're pretty gritty down there, I know,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: like deep, like outside of Atlanta.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: I know it is somewhat like that.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Georgia. Yeah, Georgia, so folks. And I think
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: North Florida too is probably yeah, definitely North Florida. Yeah yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: that's fucking.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was interesting. It was it was weird to see.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, dude, this office is weird to see
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, it's insane. Do you like it?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: I just like, don't what do you even like? I
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: sit on a couch and then I go do the
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: act and then that's it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Are they trying to like move people along?
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know what they're trying to do. It seems
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: like they don't want anyone to be here.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like they're trying to just like keep
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: everybody going.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: It's like one of those couches that would be in
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: like a billionaire's house that like you never actually would
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: want to sit on them.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too shallow.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: They're sliding off of it the whole time.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Just makes your like belly and like fucking upper thighs
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: look terrible. Yeah. I need a deep ass couch. I'm
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: trying to be like fucking lost in the in the couch.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean too. That's what mine's like right now.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: It's a pain in the ass to get out of.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: They probably hired like a fucking consultant, yeah, like fifty
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: million dollars to come through and fucking redesign the office.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I was expecting when they were like,
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: we're redoing the office, We're remodeling.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Are people hating on it? What's
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: like the uh vie seems like people.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone cares because everyone's leaving.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fucking lost, man. Yeah, tell you that fucking much. Man,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I know it's.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: I'm tell you that much.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Man, Come on, mate, It literally is a lot of
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: people's last week, big cats, last week.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Big cats, last week. Hat I think is gone already.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know brand Walker is gone.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Damn. I uh maybe a nick don't move for another
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: like three months. It's almost like they don't want to go.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I know they'll get there once it's nice and cold though,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: right when long winter?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you better look at the lows even months of winter,
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: they see that temperature. I'm I'm a I know you're
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: a big summer guy.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: You're done. I'm done.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I needed to get colder.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Dude. It's insane.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: It's insane. What is happening here?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: It's it's it is happening, like world, something bad is
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: happening in the world right now. It's it's just I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: sweat NonStop. You've got candle wack skin, dude.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Dude, my apartment is so goddamn hot.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You do look like you were dipped in Slim's so
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: hot it's a nightmare. I tried to shake your hand.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I just slipped.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: The fuck And some dude like I was talking about
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: that on the yak that like I keep on waking
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: up like sweating, And some dude was like, by the way, dude,
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: like night sweats aren't normal, Like you should probably get
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: get to checked out. And I'm like, dude, it's a
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: hundred degrees in my room. It would be more alarming.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: If I wasn't sweating.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sweating goddamn hot in my apartment.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Then you might be that who who is the pedophile
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: that didn't sweat?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: The Prince of Prince some prince?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Who was it? And he was like they were.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: He was one he talked about on that ship.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was he was.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Like that can't be me because I don't sweat, Prince
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Andrew Andrew.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a condition where I'm unable to sweat. Yeah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: but it's fucking so hot. It's ah. I saw people
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: are flocking to Death Valley because it's supposed to be Yeah.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah that picture.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Of a dread because the girl gave a statement and
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: she was like he was disgustingly sweaty, and he was
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: like she was like fucking fourteen or some ship.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: She was like, he was so sweaty and gross and.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: He fucked me and he was like, uh ah, I
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: don't sweat.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I did, Bucky, and I was gross but not sweaty. Hey,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: little girl, run along. People are going to Death Valley
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: cause it's supposed to be like breaking a national heat
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: record to Death Valley and people are going there specifically
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to experience it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: It was like it's like a in Vegas. I know,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: it was like one hundred and twenty.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It's supposed to be one hundred and
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: thirty two in Death Valley or something. That's nuts. What
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: is a sauna? What is the degrees of a sauna?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Sauna is like one. I think it's anywhere from like
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: one fifty to two hundred, so you can you can
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: tough that shit out.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: I have you ever been in a song about my
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: buddy's grandma had a sauna?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went in that.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: It was actually that for the first time I ever
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: got drunk, and we were like, all right, now we
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: gotta sweat it all out.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And we went away right away.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: No, like the next morning oh really, And we went
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: in the song and we said it's like one ninety
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: or some shit, and it was.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It was not three boys dying. Yeah, that'd be such
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: a shitty way to go and then pour the water. Yeah,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: it just seems that is the funnest part. That's a
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: satisfying But what's your take on sna Do you think
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: that they work or do you think it's malarchy?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I haven't been in this. That was probab the last
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: time I've ever been in a sauna.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I usually I've thought for a long time that they
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: were malarkey. And then I recently went in a sauna
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: and the sweat that came out of me was such
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: like a different brand of stink that it's like, damn,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: something's leaving me, like a bad experience just left through
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: my armpit or something like that, or like I lost
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: my fear of height said it was. I never had
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I had experienced that specific, pungent odor.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: There's no way, dude, I don't believe that at all.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: That a different odor came out. I swear to God,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: a different type of sweat.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: I don't even think it's like I don't even think
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: it's like sweat. I think it's like surface sweat that's
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: like forming on your body.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I think there is, but I think it's like whatever
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: they're talking about toxins. People say it gets rid of
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: toxins or it does it, though I don't know. That's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: why I'm trying to figure out, are you pro or
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: are you against it?
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: I have no thoughts on it. I haven't done it
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: enough to know.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Brother, we gotta fucking get ass naked, slap some towels
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: around our dicks and fucking sweat.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Well, the biggest bullshit thing in the world is my
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: whole shower gym does not have a sauna. And it's like, oh,
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: it's supposed to be like a luxury gym. Like, dude,
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: that's the only thing that separates a luxury gym from
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: an normal gym.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: It's a sauna. The sauna and the fact that there's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: no gims on the floor rooms.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: And there's no sauna, and the kid like I signed
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: up for the gym two years ago and they were like, yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: we're working on the sauna right now.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about the one you're paying ten
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: dollars a month for?
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: No, that was I used to go to that blank
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: blank I'm I want, I wish I might go back
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: to blank cause it's.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, my Planet Fitness damn near has a sauna. Yeah,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Plant Finners probably does have a sauna where they probably
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: just like face all the tanning beds at you at
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: one time and counted nothing.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Dude, we have we have like the like the locker
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: room is nice, but that's pretty much. There's like three benches.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: You go in there and you just gotta wait. You
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: gotta stand around and wait. Sounds like somebody's back in
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: the fucking jungle though.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I went three times last week and I
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: go to day probably not probably tomorrow.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Whatever, though, Just hit the bench, bro, that's all you
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: need to do bench presses, you're calling card.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah it sucks though I've I've busted all of my strength. Yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm still getting the rust off. But it
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: was it was a humbling Yeah. Also, dude, I uh,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: I did ten minutes on the treadmill, walking on incline,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: sweat through my shirt.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my shirt was see through. That shit is bad,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: but that is also it is the way.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just because I haven't moved my body and
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: it is the way.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You're sure I got back from this trip and I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: hopped on or I got like the biggest, nastiest McDonald's meal.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's what I want. As soon as I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: got back, I got on the scale of one pound
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: away from being the heaviest I ever was. Really, so
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow for a couple of days. So I'm
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: trying to do a twenty four hour fast right now?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Are you drinking a lot out there? Just every day?
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Just every day.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: There? I mean they said that kind of a run
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you were gone, did you? Yeah, that's how you go.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: You're streaky streak, You're you're like a two twenty hit.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: But when you hit, you hit bomb And now I'm off.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Are you back off? Yeah? We'll go this week, We'll
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: go to the fucking We'll get back out there. Yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: not for me. Let's go to the Drake Show on
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Thursday night and fucking get bomb with Abbs. There's a
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Drake Show, I think, so yeah, Drake twenty one Savage
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I think is here all week? Really I definitely go
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: to that. You would, yeah, game time, show me what
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you would do there? Hell no, you don't want to
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: see what I would do? Yeah, you would just be
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: bringing out my Alabama moves line dance, bring home the
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: motherfucking problems. I can't believe I used to be racist, dude,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: this ship is crazy. No New York's actually think Drake
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: just needs to headline in Huntsville. He could change shit
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: down there. What the hell they'd be fucking shocked at him.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I've never been to like a big concert like that, though,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Like where is it?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I think he's in uh b k B what what?
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: What is that?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: You just stand in a seat or do you just
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: sit down? I think if there's a seat behind me,
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be sitting. That's the thing. I have a
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: hard time staying up if there's an option to stay out.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: But that's why you gotta get in, like time treadmill
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: all week, just be able to stand still at Drake.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: You see that's taking Boston fall to the balcony.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: No, I feel like that happens at Drake. Yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: So he brought out Tato and they're in like the
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: three hundred sections, which is like basically ninety degree angle,
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: like yeah, and she like lost their ship. She's like,
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: oh my god, just and she fell like down the
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: whole thing, like she was like top row basically slid
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: all the way down the video stop but like heels
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: hitting back ahead a concrete.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: You saw the video of the dude with the baseball
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: game with the knees, You see that one exploded.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: That one's bad dukes. Both of his knees like exploded.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, at the top of the stare.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, that video is just
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: arguing being so so mad.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Imagine how mad that guy was that he had to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: ask for the help of the people around him. He
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: was so furious. What do you think he was even
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: yelling about. Probably some dumb ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I went to a fucking I went to a rugby
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: bar for like a rugby game out there. I wanted
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to like feel like the town and see what it was.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And it's like the first rugby game of the season
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: the Springboks, who are the South African team we're playing
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: against Australia. Yeah, and it just showed me that sports
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: fans are the exact same in every fucking country, no
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: matter where you are in the world. It's just these
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: fucking bald, like fucking like shitty, stupid, drunk, cigarette smoking
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: idiots that are just like what didn't you fucking pitch
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: the ball? Do they they?
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: What do they drink out there?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: They were crushing loggers at this time, just like some
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: kind of loggers out there have goals. I was asking.
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: But they.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Probably banished from that city. No, no, definitely no bud light,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: but I don't think they hadna. We go to Nice Arena, Corona. Yeah,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: and uh then just like loggers, I was just crushing loggers.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: And then I was doing like you know, you never
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: had any like South African.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: South African wine is big there, It's massive. It was
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: like the vineyards are fucking right there, and the South
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: African wine is pretty world renown. Dude. It was fucking fire.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like you set up a wine, I
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: don't know necessarily what kind it is or like, uh,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: good or bad, but this ship tastes that like that,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: like supernatural wine. I think it's got to be something
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: like that. Crazy shit's got to be happening with the
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: fucking tectonic plates out there just jamming, fucking cause it's
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: just mountains right next to the ocean. Ye beautiful looking city,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: just like an Enclaves surrounded by mountains. It's fucking It
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: was fucking sweet. But the dudes at the rugby bar
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: were the exact same as the guy at the baseball game,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: just like stupid, fucking angry fans, fucking pissed off.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: They bet down there is the sport is the Barcelol
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: sports book out there. Yet I was trying to spread
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: the word. Look, look how easy it is to interface.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: They were pretty impressed by how easy it was to interface. Dude,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I was kind of knocking their socks off by how
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: smoothly you could interface from one thing to the next. Yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: it was fucking fire. Sounds awesome. Yeah, they get it in.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: And then they said that the gin or the tonic
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: that's in that goes with the gin is good to
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: uh kind of get it scares away the mosquitos. The
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: mosquitoes don't like it. And if you're going to Africa,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are worried about malaria down there,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: you bring it back. I didn't even fucking take the medicines, dude.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: My wife the whole time was like, should I take
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the medicines? I heard they give you bad dreams? Like
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: she's asking every single person. I didn't even ask my doctor.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't give myself the chance A type I think
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: it's like hydroxychloroquin, like the ship that fucking Trump was
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever the ever I was talking about. Yeah, but uh,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: or some ship like that. But I didn't take any
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: of it, and I was completely fine. And there's malaria
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: in the United States right now.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's like a You probably find out
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: in a couple of weeks if you're fine.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a single mosquito. It's the winter time. I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: got worse bites down in Seattle. Bro We were in
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: sea on uh my boys boat and uh.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: You're just fucking vacation mode. I gotta get a navigation,
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: you definitely do.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: His boat got stuck. The boat got stuck in the mud. Really,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: it was like it was a full moon, so it
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: was historically crazy tides. The boat got stuck in the
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: blood still, we fucking hopped out and we're fucking like pushing.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: It was like dead low tide. Yeah, due, how do
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: you let that happen?
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: How do you were? You guys just like we were on.
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: The way that, we were on the way out, like
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: looking at other boats, being like these fucking idiots they
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: were looking at these fu Yeah, uffoons went to the
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: place like and there's some weird ship down in uh,
• 53:57
  Speaker 10: like there were Confederate flag flying in New Jersey in
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: this one.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: How that we had to they weren't playing around. We
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: got some drinks over there. It was drump country, and
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: then on the way back, fucking got stuck dead in there.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: But I was getting bit by fucking greenies in there,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: like you know, the you know what greenies are, like flies,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: like the nasty ass fires. And they gave me green heads.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they gave me some definitely a Philly thing. They
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: called them greenies. Green heads, dude, we called them green heads.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Green heads. They were the same type of ship. Those
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: things hurt. They hurt, so they left like marks that
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: are there. The entire time. I was like marking like
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: this big it was just it was foul, but I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: was marking them off, being like, okay, this one I fished.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, because you were going to go to Africa and
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: come back like wait, yeah, that's hilarious.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was fucking that would suck me up for sure.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I wasn't scared though, because the dudes down there they
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: never take it.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Now, they're probably immune, they're not scared, probably immune to
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: the malaria.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Like Yeah, it's not. It doesn't use hit, but if
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you get it, it lasts for your entire lifetime and
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: will come back and can kill you. That's horrifying. I know,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: did you hear? Though it's been it's in Florida and
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Texas like as of like like the last two weeks.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: That's horrifying. Is coming to the US.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: How does he even get here? Someone probably goes South
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Africa and brings it back with them.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: No, it's got to be the mosquitoes because you can't.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: It's not you have like swap, but you'd have to
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: have like you'd have to have gay sex with someone
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: for that to happen to get malaria. No, it's like
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: a bloody in your blood. But I'm saying it's in
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: your blood, like it's not like, yeah, somebody else.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Heater could just get could bite you and then they
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: get your blood and then they go bring it to
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: someone else.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. Yeah, I haven't even thought about
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the ski using a needle. Yeah, it is same concept.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: It's all over Kensington. Yeah. Yeah, vlaria is going around
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: because the rampant heroin US.
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  Speaker 1: I All I see is fucking tweets from Mike I
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• 57:24
  Speaker 4: But I saw some wild one yesterday about uh, Morgan Wallen?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: What was it? Morgan Wallen said the N word in
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: twenty nineteen and now he's sold out a baseball stadium twice.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Was that one just goes to show you should be
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  Speaker 1: using the end? I didn't know what the like? What
• 57:42
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• 57:45
  Speaker 1: He's successful because he uses the N word rampantly. I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Twitter sucks. I don't really go on Twitter as much anymore.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: More of just a fucking read a lot. Now hit
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: the gym? What rhymes with country singer? Oh close? I? Uh,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: what are you reading? Nothing? I was kidding.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I don't really know.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I just watching TV. I tried to buy a book
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: on the way down. Uh, I tried to buy The
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. Oh ship, that's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a good one. I tried to. Fucking dude, Lex Freeman's
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: talking about it like it's just He's like, I've read
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: it multiple times. I went to the store. It was
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: fucking this stick. It's like twelve hundred pages and the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: front cover of the book is a massive swastika. Oh
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: imagine like trying to do some light beach reading. Yeah,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: you can't be having that. The guy who's like one
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: of those ologies.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: To make one of those fucking paper bag book covers.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Book, Yeah, I draw awa, I remember when I'm reading. Yeah,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: well who is the cover artists? Like, we need that
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: to be the fucking just this fucking thug ass book. Unbelievable. Yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I haven't been reading anything. Instead, I got a book
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: called Sapiens. It's pretty fucking good. That book's good. You
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: got you just gifted me this one same talents book.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely about to read this. It is really good.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: You should read it. I bought it. I bought it
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: because I'm a man of the people and I support
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: comedy bro. Two facts. This is a side.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: It's a signed copy.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: BT dub Really yeah, personalized. I know. He just posted
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: an Instagram story and he was like, I'm doing fucking
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: two for twenty bucks. And it was for something. He
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: said that he needed money or something like that, and
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'll buy one of these.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Because I like, I read all my books on I
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: know he did. I read all my books on the Kindle.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I need money for like food or something, so I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: read my life's work.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: I read all my books on the Kindle, and then
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I never have the books, and you know, you want
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: to have the books to show it off.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I bought them. And then I was like, well,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I don't need two too.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Is a little excessive. It looks like I'm fucking hoarding
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: the books. Three copies of this book. I've bought this
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: book three times, so I figured, hey, i'll give one
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: to rown.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, don't read that one. I want to be
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: the first one to crack that one open. I've already
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: cracked it. Brother. I want to give you two facts
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: from this fucking this this book Sapiens that I'm reading though.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: One of them is that language was created for gossip, okay,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: like for humans, like the the way and reason that
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: language flourished was just because we're little gossipy housewives and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: we just want to tell people about fucking each other
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: as a society that like, it doesn't matter if you say,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: like there's a lion by the river. It it's like
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: it matters if you say, like, the fucking girl from
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: this tribe is like having sex with the girl from
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: that tribe. Damn language created for gossip.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: And second one I'm gonna go with now you don't
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: believe that. Nope, with language probably created for basic communication.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: And that's the only communication that mattered, dude to a
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: fucking gossip.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Second, you guys are fucking you gotta we gotta get
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: you boys off the internet.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: And then this is like all my friends are talking
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: to this all right. Second and second second fact from
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: here was there was there's a lot of tribes. I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: will talk about how like monogamy is the most important
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: thing historically and that the nuclear family is super important,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you know, towards building a society. But there were some
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: societies where once a woman got pregnant, she thought that
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: what was happening inside of her body was the product
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: of like everybody, like if they're a sperm in her body,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: the more sperm that was in there would make the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: baby better. So she would have sex with the strongest
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: guy in the tribe exactly exactly, and then she would
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: let the like smartest guy in the tribe come in
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: her and like the fucking like the funniest guy in
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: the tribe, and like everybody would try to like pile
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: in their fucking their their sperm for the batch that
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: she was trying to make. And she thought that everybody together,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: like everybody fucking some seven stacking there, having everybody just
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: because she's like, well, I wanted to be a little
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: bit funny too, So that's a good idea. Yeah, it
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: is some domin shit though, that that makes sense that
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: they would think that, Yeah, what the fuck do they know?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: It's like the lions. Honestly, Yeah, it's a lot like lions.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: They're just stupid as fuck being like, yeah, like we're
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: gonna need you to fuck everybody. It's crazy. A dude
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: definitely came up with that. Yeah, there's no way that
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: was or maybe maybe it was the women, bro, Maybe
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: the women were just ravenous. I have no clue. That's nuts.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: So you actually need to fuck the stupidest guy too? Yeah, yeah, wait,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna fuck me. I have a lot to offer.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I'm dumb as hell. You don't want your kid to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: be too smart. That's why Harry Houdini had to learn magic. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: you have to fuck the guy with the smallest dick. No,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I don't, Well, what about a magician? What about this
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: quarter behind you? Yeah?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Don't you want your kid to be blessed with the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: dark arts, with the powers of the dark arts.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: It is so fucking perverse. That's why I'm going to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: start reading some fucking books, just so I have some
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: stats to bring to the table, because, uh, you got
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: some stats, dude. Our algorithms are reaching singularity. It was
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: like everybody is seeing the same exact shit. Everybody is
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: getting the same fifteen people to tweet at them. Elon's
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: giving them all like five thousand dollars and they're five thousand.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do a weekend in Atlanta.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: But I had like people from home like hit me up,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: be like, yo, how much did you get? Well, actually
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: it was one of my good friends asked me that,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: but I was like nothing.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, zero. I mean old SaaS would have been.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not I don't I think you have to be
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: verified and you have to like do ads and shit.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Right, probably, Yeah, people don't realize that part of capitalism.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Like the dude who was like the dude with the
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: shaved head who sings like the uh uh uh you
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: know the dude in the parking deck who's on TikTok
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: singing that shit I have you know what I'm talking
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: about TikTok. But he now he's doing like fucking like
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: echorance ads and ship like that. He's doing ads for
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: like the general like that. These people are getting famous
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: so fast that they will completely sell out their brand
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to just not work their fucking.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: No one cares about the art anymore. Noone cares what
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: the I care about the bag.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: That's it of like photoshop Penis videos or whatever of
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: deep fake AI ship, deep fake AI mountain penis. That's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: we got to take that picture. How much would it cost?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: How much would someone have to pay you to fucking
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: uh to have been in that lineup? If like you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: were on tour with Bert or some ship like that,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: and he was like, dude, we're all gonna fucking take
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: this picture with our fucking asses out and our fucking
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: love handles showing like don't you want to hop in this.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: How much would it cost that?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: Probably nothing. I don't know, you wouldn't do that.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. We're in heaven, bro. This dude
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: that his voice is fucking incredible. Yeah, the Internet and
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: he's like come to the general and save so but
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: at least I'm like, as long as I stay on
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: like the sports and like singing side of fucking TikTok,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a safe I'm a safe home.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I'm just going back to watching like TV shows and movies.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: I'm back on that wave documentaries. So what's the Army
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Hammer documentary?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Not great? What's that bloodsucker up to? Nothing good?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that, nothing productive.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got to get some fucking cold showers in
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: when he set that rewire that brain of his.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, he'll probably be getting rock hard
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: from the cold showers.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Apparently he's like, uh, like full on a murderer or
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: some shit. I think he killed people.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I bet that he'll be welcome back into Hollywood within
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: three years now, dude, I bet that.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: In the documentary, apparently it's like his whole family, it's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: like they're they're all like that.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's the only Satanist in fucking Hollywood.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Bro. I don't even think he's a Satanist here. I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: think it's just a cannibal.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably more real. He's what the Satanists want
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, documentaries though it wasn't worth watching at all.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Did you see the story about the friends, the group
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: of friends that ate their buddy's foot. He had to
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: get his foot amputated, so they pan seared or some shit. No,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: it sounds like a good idea. Would you do that?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Eat his foot? Yeah? Why did they do it? Like
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: to survive? No, to try to try? They like got
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: a medical exemption to eat their buddy's foot. No, I
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: would not do that.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, if they're amputating the foot, I'm assuming there's
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: something wrong with the foot, right.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, was it diabetis? Here's the story
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: right here. This guy served his friend's tacos from his
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: own amputated leg. Ah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, like still like a more of like a Hannibal
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: type thing.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: But it was like his buddies, It wasn't Hannibal. Did
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: they know?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Because Hannibal served his day, he served all.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I think they knew. I think it was Taco Tuesday.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: There's no way, dude, Yeah, there it is, there, it is.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck what I don't think.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: I guess I put up the wrong link for this
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: fucking idiot.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with you. But I think that
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: if you, if you like, if you put a foot
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: in a big green egg, so you could like pull
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: the bones out of the toes. I think toes could
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: be succulent. I think that toes could be if they
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: weren't too cartilaginous. I think that they could go down
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: real easy, like a boneless buffalo wing or some shit
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: like that. That's just me talking, it's just falls off
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: the foot. I really think it could be like that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: And that got me thinking about how fucking uh. This
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: was a conversation I had on the boat before we
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: got stuck in the mud with my buddy Micro that uh,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: horse horse meat is uh could be pretty good and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: they used to serve it at Dallasandro's in Philly. Dallasandro's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: got busted the cheese steak place for serving horse meat,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: like it's a place you just have a stack of
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: it on a griddle. And then life comes fucking beautifully
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: full circle when I got to fucking Africa because one
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: of the places they offered a skewer of mystery meat,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: and one of the things was zebra, which is basically
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: a horse. So you know, I had to try it,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: and I'll be honest with you, Zebra's pretty fucking good.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: What was one that you didn't like?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: The alligator?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Alligator was gross? Yeah, it looked ross as it was gamey.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: It was white meat, so you thought it would be
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: it'd be lean and nice. Gross. It looked like a jello.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: But even the guy was like, why would you eat
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: a meat tita. Yeah, that's a pretty good fucking question.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: It was fucking thick as hell. But they had a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: nice thick peppercorn sauce on it. They would have liked
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: it down in Huntsville for sure.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure. So the best was, uh you see
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: that video of that dude wrestling the alligator at like
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: the zoo. He was like at a zoo and the
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: and the trainer that was like at the zoo got
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: bit by the alligator.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, I did see this, and our algorithms are yeah,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: he hopped in and he fucked that thing up. That
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: was awesome. That was a badass video.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: It makes me and then the lady gets out and
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: he's like, what do I do now? And he's just
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: sitting on top of an alligator?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: What the hell do I do?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he really can't be like, yeah, that was hilarious,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: but he bodied.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: That fucking Yeah, he wrestled the fuck out of it. Yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: That used to be a fantasy of mine, wresting alligator. Yeah,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: until I realized that I'd grow up to be a
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: week adult. You can still do it, kV did it.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: They just like duct tape the mouth shut and then
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: it's pretty much you just wrestling like a fucking hot dog.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: No, dude, they're still they can whip their heads hard
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: as fuck. At one of the college football shows, they
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: brought out the alligator. It was like a Florida Georgia
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: game or something, and I think it was tape shut,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: so I still tried to like pet the top of it,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: and it smacked my head so hard with the bottom
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: of its head that I just wasn't ready for that
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: power yet. Smack up smacked my ship up? Did you
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: write it? Really did? Don't go petting a gator, man,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I know from experience. I know from experience too, You
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: do not want a pettigator. You do not want a pettigator. Yeah,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I couldn't wrestle.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Gators are nasty too.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: They'll eat people, you.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Think, so, yeah, they like to.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that graphic of what is it a bear, hippo,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: a gator and like a lion or a tiger.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah obviously so you want to fight same, Yes, obviously.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: You get get on their back. They're fucking stupid. Yeah,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: they have dinosaur brains. You can like go left, God, yeah,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: follow you fucking idiots a bear. People are being like
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: a hippo out of water. The fuck dude, dude, my buddy,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: hippos might be the scariest one.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: So my buddy who's in Alaska, he had to he
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: has to have like they had to kill bear. No,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: they actually have had to kill two bears. No, because
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: they get like too aggressive with the guests and stuff,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: and then they scream and they won't go away and
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: they got to shoot it because it's getting like about
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: to charge.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: And uh what.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, it's pretty like devastating when it happens.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: But it's crazy out there too, he said, it's he said,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: it's nuts out there. He said he's gonna buy he
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: said he's looking at buying a gun because he has,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: like he has a ten millimeter clock and a fucking
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: twelve geg shotgun like they gave him because heyes, because
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: he's a guy, so he needs to be able like
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: protect the guests. What. Yeah, And he said that he was, uh,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: he was like thinking about getting he was thinking about
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: buying a gun, a semi auto.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: When he goes back to Denver, he's like, I might
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: buy a pistol. And he was like, uh, talking to
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: one of the dudes out there who's like a big
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: gun guy.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like, uh.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: He's like, so do you think I should like get
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: like a nine millimeter or ten millimeter? He's like, and
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: also does think it really matters like how much money
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I spend, Like should I spend a lot so I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: can have it for a while or should I spend
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: a little. And he was like, honestly, men, I would
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: just get the nine in the ten before the government
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: decides to take them all away. So now he's like,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: he's like, you gotta buy two guns, he said, Now
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: he's gonna.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Buy two pistols. Got to get a whole dual pistoling.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: You Kimbo, you're gonna need a fifty caliber. Yeah, fucking
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: car mount before the government takes bro. They need to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: fucking legalize that ship in New York too, Dude, I've
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: seen enough bears in Chelsea's Oh yeah you might. What
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: the fuck though, So he's he's somewhere where he's seeing
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a bunch of bears. That that's the kind of tours.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: He's giving constantly.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, did you.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: I was like, have you had to shoot any of
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: the bears? And he was like, no, I had to
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: shoot at a bear though, because they burn their trash
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: because there's nowhere for them to bring their trash. They're
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: like in a completely remote area.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: They fly in like helicopters, So they're contributing to climate
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: change pretty much. Wow.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I was bringing the trash over
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: to where we burn it, and I saw like a
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: massive black bear like standing there and he was yelling
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: at it a minute like hey bear, yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Hey hey hey hey bear, Hey bear, hey bear. That
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: video is so funny. Hey hey bear, keep talking. Oh alright,
• 1:12:34
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  Speaker 1: on the Phillies. I got I put in one thousand
• 1:12:50
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• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I had one thousand dollars of forty to one. I
• 1:12:55
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  Speaker 4: I just put in a future for the Bills to
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  Speaker 4: win the Super Bowl.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Take that shirt off, No, take it off.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: I was going to put in another bed, but the Eagles, Yeah,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: I think I was going to put in a couple.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Just put them too. I was going to put in
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to throw you don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Of course I do the best thing is that I
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  Speaker 4: Terms applied must be twenty one or older. Gambling problem
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  Speaker 4: call one eight hundred gambler. You can say anything. They
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  Speaker 4: don't understand what you're saying. You're just yelling. And the
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  Speaker 4: bear like kind of walked away, like a couple of
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  Speaker 4: feet and then it just like stood there like behind
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  Speaker 4: a tree, like trying to play like a little like
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  Speaker 4: hide and go seek. And he said that he just
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  Speaker 4: like took out his pistol and he just like shot
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  Speaker 4: in that direction and running. He said he didn't hear anything.
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  Speaker 4: So he was like, so either I killed the bear
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  Speaker 4: and it just dropped, or it just like slowly walked away.
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  Speaker 1: Now, uh yeah, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: He said?
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  Speaker 1: He has no idea. He's like, I might have killed it,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, close his eyes and hit something. Yeah damn.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's shotgunned up, dude. He's living in a
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  Speaker 4: fucking cabin that's smaller than this room.
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  Speaker 1: So what did they drive around me?
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  Speaker 4: And he's just he's just cacking the shotgun constantly. Damn,
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  Speaker 4: there's nothing in it. But it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, you should not have that. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a bad day away from turning that thing around.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's been facetimed me. He's like, dude, it's
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  Speaker 4: been raining for the last three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Put on some pearl jam.
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  Speaker 2: Or no.
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  Speaker 1: Kan of course, what saying it?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, but what are they driving around in up there?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like a Safari type vehicle? Because I really
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  Speaker 1: have the lust for fucking seeing wildlife like that.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, they don't drive around. I don't think they
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  Speaker 4: even have a car.
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  Speaker 1: So how what? Why do what are is it? Guided hikes?
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  Speaker 1: Guided fly fishing? So you just go out to the
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  Speaker 1: you just meet up at the river.
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  Speaker 4: There's guests that spend like ten thousand dollars a week
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  Speaker 4: to go where he is. Wow, and then he brings
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  Speaker 4: them out to the walk to like the rivers and
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  Speaker 4: the lakes and they and he like walks them around
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  Speaker 4: and like tells them what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I'm something of an outdoorsman myself in
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  Speaker 1: that I want something with heated seats that I can
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  Speaker 1: have a cappuccino hole with two hands in a blanket
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  Speaker 1: on my lap and one foot away from an animal
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  Speaker 1: getting their face ripped off. Yeah, I did think that
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  Speaker 1: I might go out there and be like, oh I
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  Speaker 1: feel bad for the fucking spring bok or the fucking
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  Speaker 1: uh buffalo that's getting eaten. I felt no remorse in
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  Speaker 1: my heart. He'll know. I thought that I was going
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  Speaker 1: to be like, oh no, like the thing like why
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  Speaker 1: do you got to shoot it? Like you ever see
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  Speaker 1: the video of the kid when the hunter goes through
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  Speaker 1: like his neighborhood in New Jersey, mouths like why do
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  Speaker 1: you got to shoot it? What did that deer? I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I eat it, you eat me, just like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't kill it. Yeah. Well that's the logic,
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  Speaker 1: and that's kind of was my logic a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the time. I don't really feel that bad about animals
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  Speaker 1: getting killed by other animals.
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  Speaker 4: Circle of Flash, bro.
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  Speaker 1: They said that nothing dies of old age.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I new ship dudecause when getting rolled up on
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  Speaker 4: by a pack of twelve tigers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean though, if nothing dies
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  Speaker 1: of old age, it really is like Circle of It
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  Speaker 1: made me feel like better about my own eventual death.
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  Speaker 1: Feed me to the fucking lions, you throw my drag
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  Speaker 1: my body behind fucking razor and sipos fucking Safari vehicle
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  Speaker 1: and let the lions go to his town on me
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  Speaker 1: or whoever gets there first. The hyenas, big boys, the
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  Speaker 1: fucking wild dogs, dude, the uh the birds.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing. The only bears that are out there
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  Speaker 4: right now are black bears. Are those which ones are bigger,
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  Speaker 4: the grizzlies, black brown bears. So black bears are the
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  Speaker 4: tiny friend black bears, like I think he sent me
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  Speaker 4: a video of one of the black bears and they're
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  Speaker 4: very small. But he said in a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 4: when the salmon started making their way down the river,
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  Speaker 4: he said, it's gonna be that's when all the grizzlies
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  Speaker 4: come out.
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  Speaker 1: But does the grizzlies have any interest in humans? Dude?
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  Speaker 4: The grizzlies will maul a human to death.
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  Speaker 1: So what happens if you're that's probably that's probably what
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  Speaker 1: the shotgun is for.
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  Speaker 4: The pistol would not kill a grizzly really unless you
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  Speaker 4: shot it like ten times in the head.
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  Speaker 1: Uh So in the Revenant, that was a grizzly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that he shot in the face. This is a video.
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  Speaker 1: This is right outside his cabin. No, yeah, no, people
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  Speaker 1: make it seem like that kind of bear. You can
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  Speaker 1: just like pet Yeah, you could spook them like that one.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently that one looks like a pretty young that's probably
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  Speaker 1: like a cub. And I think you can spook those ones.
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  Speaker 4: I think you can.
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  Speaker 1: I think you go up to them and you just go.
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  Speaker 4: Hey bear, hey bear, and then they and then they
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  Speaker 4: skid out all the way. But grizzlies, if you see
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  Speaker 4: a grizzly, you're fucked. That's when you got to bring
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  Speaker 4: out the.
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  Speaker 1: So what So if he's fly fishing and then he
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  Speaker 1: sees a grizzly on another bank, like two hundred yards
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  Speaker 1: away or something like that, what is his protocol I have,
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  Speaker 1: Is the grizzly gonna charge him and fuck him up?
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  Speaker 1: Or can he like back away to his car, or
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  Speaker 1: just like I think, probably push the Johnson's in front
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  Speaker 1: of him. You probably pack away.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you probably load up that twelve gage and start
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  Speaker 4: getting ready to fucking shoot it if it charges at you. Really,
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  Speaker 4: i'd assume. So, I mean, do grizzly bears are huge?
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  Speaker 4: They weigh like like I think like they max out
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  Speaker 4: at like thirteen hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 1: That's unfathomably big. Polar bears are fifteen hundred. That's nine diegos. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's insane, that's so fucking massive.
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  Speaker 4: I now, holy shit, Apparently like these salmon are about
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  Speaker 4: to start making their way down the river and then
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  Speaker 4: it's just gonna be grizzly.
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  Speaker 1: I bet those salmon are so delicious though.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they just stand at the river and just
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  Speaker 4: slurp up salmon all day. Oh my god, they're lazy animals.
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  Speaker 4: I think bears are salmon grizzlies. Yeah, they just eat
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  Speaker 4: all summer and then they just sleep for like nine months.
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